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Good evening, and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show.

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Where's Archana ji?

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-Did you make her disappear?
-Even if her mind and body are elsewhere,

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she's glued right here.

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Really?

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Archana ji has a speciality.

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When she laughs with you, it's nice.

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It's scary if you only hear it.

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Archana ji reminds me,

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we all heard scary stories as kids.

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Archana ji reminded me of a story,
not a scary one.

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She'll come on the next episode
and beat me up.

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She'll beat you up.

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There are many such stories and folktales

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that people have their own beliefs about.

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Some believe they're true,
others see them as just stories.

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There's also a beautiful film based
on a similar folktale, The Vvaan.

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So let's invite its cast here.

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Please welcome Mr. Sidharth Malhotra
and Tamannaah Bhatia.

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Please give our guests
a big round of applause!

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Sidharth bhai, welcome.

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Very nice!

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-Welcome, Tamannaah.
-Thank you so much.

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Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you so much.

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What an amazing pair Tamannaah and I make.

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-Sidharth!
-His habit,

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-in so many years…
-Yes, it won't go!

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I've been coming here since
my first film, Student of the Year.

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-Yes.
-And I have so much fun every time.

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We run around promoting our films,

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but whenever it's about Kapil's show,
we all get so excited.

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Come on!

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The excitement is in the girls' hearts
when they see him.

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The girls go flocking…

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wherever Public Temptation Sidharth goes!

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Wow!

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-One research shows, Kapil…
-Yes.

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…that even glasses come off
when they see Tamannaah.

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Wow!

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"Seeing Tamannaah makes glasses come off!"

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-Then the wife's sandals comes off too.
-You…

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-See?
-And when the wife's sandal comes off,

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even the biggest player straightens up.

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Tamannaah, you look so lovely.

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-Thank you.
-Flowers on your saree, hair,

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and you're a flower yourself.

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-Wow!
-Kapil, I'm wearing an Anarkali suit.

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-Where does it look like a saree to you?
-Hey!

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If I could take my eyes off your face,
I'd look.

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Turn the lights down a bit.
You know Tamannaah's coming here.

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We don't need this much light.
She shines in the dark.

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-Correct!
-No joke. Turn off the lights and see it.

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This is Sidharth and Tamannaah's
first film together.

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Yes.

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Sidharth told the press

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that working with Tamannaah
fulfilled his dream.

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When you got home,
didn't Kiara say what was in the media?

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"You told me the same thing."

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-How'd you manage?
-No. See, as an artist,

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I've admired her work for years.

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After all these years,
I finally got to be paired with her,

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so my dream was fulfilled.

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Wow!

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Kapil, come on!

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Ki and he, are couple goals, okay?

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Everyone wants to be like them.

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They're actually couple goals
for the whole country.

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They're very cute.

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-I think they're just--
-Keep talking.

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I mean…

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-Wow.
-My soul got happy.

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Like Sidharth said he had a dream
to work with you,

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similarly, actresses have a dream
to work with a certain actor.

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We heard that your dream
was to work with Ranjeet sahab.

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-And hear him say, "Hey."
-Yes, correct.

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I've been a film fan since childhood,
and I've followed his work.

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Of course, he plays
the "original baddie."

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-Villain.
-When I did "Ghafoor" with him…

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-Yeah.
-I was like,

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"Sir, can you do that for me once?"

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-Yes.
-You do it once.

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Hey.

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This film, The Vvaan,
is based on a jungle story.

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How many days did you shoot
in the jungle, Sidharth?

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We shot in the jungle for months.

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We also built many sets in the jungle.

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We had a great time
shooting the film, The Vvaan,

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roaming around in forest, and we hope
the audience is enjoying it too.

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Have you heard stories
like these as a child?

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Do you believe in them?

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I think in our country,

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in every few kilometres, there's a story.

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-Right.
-Even more so in interior India.

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I love hearing stories, so, yeah.

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Do you know any scary stories?
Scare our audience a bit.

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-Would anyone be scared looking at her?
-Not at all.

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If you found her in the jungle, you'd…

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What?

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I'm talking about Kapil.

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So, guys, we're talking about the film.

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Let's call the other key characters
from the film.

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Please welcome Mr. Anup Soni.

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Mr. Maniesh Paul,
and the very beautiful Shweta Tiwari.

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Welcome!

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Maniesh, my bro!

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Sidhu paaji!

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You've spread everywhere without a cloud.

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Wow! First, a big round of applause
for the strawberry ice cream!

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You're actually looking like
ice cream today, paaji.

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Careful, someone might lick you.

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Shweta's an old friend. We've worked
together a lot on Comedy Circus.

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See that uncle sitting in front?
When Tamannaah came,

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he took off his glasses, cleaned them,
and put them back on.

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It hasn't even been three minutes
and he's doing it again.

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-Glasses…
-Wonderful!

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You all must've seen film posters, right?

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Like a horror movie poster
with big ghostly eyes of the heroine,

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and the hero standing with a trident.

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Two people on the poster.

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Then below are passport-size photos
of the important characters.

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These three are them!

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-Passport…
-Passport!

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-They are important characters.
-He's my friend!

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But he's absolutely right.

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Some characters
at least have their faces shown.

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Others make money by talking to them.

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Come on.

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And they learn from them

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that no matter how much work you do,
EMIs are paid through TV, not films.

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Buddy, look.

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Look at the scene here.
First Netflix came,

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then CID, then Crime Patrol,

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and now Soni himself is here.

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You know, when you three were coming,
Archana ji saw you and ran away.

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She said, "The TV people
have come to take me back."

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A very warm welcome.
It's great to see everyone.

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How are you, Shweta?

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Very good. And I was
very excited to come here.

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The moment I knew I'm meeting Kapil,

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my excitement was on another level
since morning.

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She's an old friend.
We did Comedy Circus and defeated him.

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Yeah!

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I want to talk about Soni sahab.
We've always heard you say,

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"Stay alert and stay vigilant!"

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Where was your alertness when Ajay Devgn
sahab did four episodes before you?

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Not four, fifteen!

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-Fifteen episodes!
-Fifteen.

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He was doing well.
Why did he need the money?

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We've seen Shweta for years.

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She was like this then,
and even more beautiful now.

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It's been so many years,
she's still the same.

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And she has a 21-year-old daughter
just as stunning as she is.

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Do you follow Palak's diet,
or does she follow yours? Tell me.

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We don't follow each other's diets at all.

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I just have to exercise a bit more.
She's a little more chilled, so…

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People compete with others,

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but mother and daughter
compete with each other.

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When a producer comes to sign,
Palak says, "Mummy, someone's coming."

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-"Don't come out."
-Not at all.

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Because, at times, after seeing Shweta,
producers ask the director,

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"Should we cast the mother?"

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Let me tell you about Maniesh.
We've worked together a lot.

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He's like my brother.
We shared a great bond.

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He always brought food from home.

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I'd eat his food, and he'd eat my lines.

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So…

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Maniesh just can't stay quiet.

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-So, bhai, I'll give you a task today.
-Yes.

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-Guests, please take your seats here.
-Come.

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Tamannaah, wait two minutes.

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-Tamannaah and I'll come.
-Okay.

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Okay? And imagine
I'm the hero of The Vvaan.

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-Hey!
-Say whatever you want. Something nice.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen,

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please welcome the beautiful
superstar, Tamannaah Bhatia!

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And with her,
a great entry by Kapil Sharma.

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He's not moving.

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Thank you, guys.

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Wow! Tamannaah, what an entry!

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-Thank you, guys.
-Kapil, what are you doing?

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You look like you were a slipper thief.

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Come in style, I'm making you the hero!

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You danced like Archana ji.
Don't do that.

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Tamannaah, please teach him.

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My hip shake in the dance was good.

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Sidharth bhai, one second.

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My left-side thumka really sticks out.

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Your thumka isn't even moving.

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Earlier my thumka was bigger,
now I've made it small.

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It's now a tiny thumka.

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-Thumka, paaji, do this.
-Yes, like this.

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You do it. Play the song.

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Come, Sidharth bhai,
you've done it in the movie. You watch.

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Ask Tamannaah who she wants to dance with.
Everybody wants to dance with her.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Do it.

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Guys, no matter what you do,
Siddharth Malhotra is the hero.

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Love you, my bro! Please, come.

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Maniesh, after seeing my dance,
what's your reaction?

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Actually, seeing Kapil's dance
taught me what not to do.

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That's why I danced after him.

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-Sidharth bhai.
-Yes.

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What's Maniesh's role in the film?

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He plays my best friend in the film.

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-You know the last film, JugJugg Jeeyo?
-Yes.

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Kiara was the heroine
and he played her brother.

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In this film, he's your friend.
A friend's a brother, too.

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So, do you two pay him per film,
or have you put him on a monthly salary?

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Maniesh doesn't do just any film.

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He only does one when he gets an offer.

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And whoever offers him a film,

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he spends every festival
at that producer's house.

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A producer brought Ganpati home
for three days, he left on the eighth day.

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He's pure-hearted.

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Whenever he gets a film,

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and he finds out Sidharth's in it,
he gives him the main role.

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Yes.

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-He says, "I'll be the friend--"
-He's very talented, never arrogant.

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It's all Mata Rani's grace.

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Kapil, seeing you two made me realize…

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-What?
-…that hosting is one thing,

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but you're a natural roaster.

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The kind of roasting
people do these days…

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Your kind of roast is family-friendly.

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-Thank you so much!
-Yes!

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OG roasters!

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Tamannaah, thank you.

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Do you think these kids
learned by watching you?

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We're learning from kids what not to say.

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Yes.

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Actually!

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No, but it is. Hats off to Kapil and team
and even Maniesh.

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Paaji, doing clean comedy

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and roasts cleanly, using good words

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that make the other person laugh,
not feel offended. No swearing at all.

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That's the best thing
about their writing and their comedy.

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Thank you, guys.

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And I think hats off. Thank you. Hats off.

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Tamannaah has a jewellery store.
Please hire us both.

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Yes.

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We sell great rings.

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I'll make you all to shop
for your respective wives.

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Don't think about your wives today.
Tamannaah Bhatia is here.

00:16:06.160 --> 00:16:07.600 align:center
I'll remind you.

00:16:07.680 --> 00:16:09.720 align:center
But keep us in your store.

00:16:09.800 --> 00:16:11.840 align:center
We'll be the two diamonds there.

00:16:11.920 --> 00:16:12.760 align:center
Wow!

00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:16.280 align:center
I don't use lab-grown diamonds.

00:16:16.800 --> 00:16:18.000 align:center
What diamond did she say?

00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:19.880 align:center
You know what's different about us?

00:16:19.960 --> 00:16:22.040 align:center
Well… you've never even seen a diamond.

00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:23.160 align:center
So the diamond…

00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.400 align:center
-Lab-grown?
-Yes, lab-grown.

00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:28.720 align:center
You know that small one
you used to get from the cart?

00:16:28.800 --> 00:16:31.600 align:center
This is the expensive version of that.
It's different.

00:16:31.680 --> 00:16:32.800 align:center
The ones on your jacket?

00:16:32.880 --> 00:16:33.880 align:center
Shut up!

00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:37.120 align:center
He got nails from a hardware store

00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:39.440 align:center
and put them on
so they'd look like diamonds.

00:16:40.760 --> 00:16:41.640 align:center
So…

00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:44.880 align:center
-We never learned one thing, Maniesh.
-What?

00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:46.800 align:center
We keep saying, "Good evening!"

00:16:46.880 --> 00:16:48.200 align:center
Have you heard Sidharth?

00:16:48.280 --> 00:16:49.360 align:center
"No, nothing like that."

00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:52.440 align:center
You have to speak from the base.

00:16:52.520 --> 00:16:55.120 align:center
Tamannaah, do you believe
in these kind of stories?

00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:56.840 align:center
Like the ghost stories?

00:16:56.920 --> 00:16:58.920 align:center
Hey, I swear, do you know
how your voice sounds?

00:16:59.000 --> 00:17:02.640 align:center
"Trains departing from Platform 4
will now depart from Platform 5."

00:17:03.400 --> 00:17:06.040 align:center
When you know
it'll arrive on Platform 5, then leave!

00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:14.079 align:center
Okay! On a very serious note,

00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:15.920 align:center
this film, The Vvaan,

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you'll see paranormal activities too.

00:17:18.560 --> 00:17:22.520 align:center
But have you ever felt that personally?

00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:25.640 align:center
Or even if it was just your imagination,
have you ever felt that way?

00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:28.520 align:center
No, I haven't experienced that.

00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.280 align:center
You've never seen a ghost?

00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:33.160 align:center
No, I'm more scared of people than ghosts.

00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:34.800 align:center
People do ghostly things.

00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:37.440 align:center
Humans are quite capable, after all.

00:17:37.520 --> 00:17:40.120 align:center
Yes, you're right.

00:17:41.120 --> 00:17:41.960 align:center
That's true.

00:17:44.920 --> 00:17:47.160 align:center
-Sidharth, what about you?
-You know, every neighbourhood,

00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:49.760 align:center
every colony has a haunted house.

00:17:49.840 --> 00:17:52.920 align:center
We grew up in Delhi,
and there was this old house

00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:54.640 align:center
where we'd play hide-and-seek.

00:17:55.600 --> 00:17:58.520 align:center
Everyone was scared to go there.

00:17:58.600 --> 00:18:02.280 align:center
People would tell you
all sorts of crazy stories,

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like, someone saw something,

00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.880 align:center
something happened there, you hear voices.

00:18:06.440 --> 00:18:09.560 align:center
So those made-up stories influence you.

00:18:10.120 --> 00:18:11.160 align:center
We experienced a lot of that.

00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:13.280 align:center
It was fun, though,
but it was scary back then.

00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:15.200 align:center
It was scary then.

00:18:15.280 --> 00:18:18.000 align:center
Now it's fine, I'm a hero now,
so I'm a little more confident.

00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.720 align:center
Shweta, do you believe in ghosts?

00:18:23.800 --> 00:18:25.520 align:center
Not at all.

00:18:25.600 --> 00:18:29.560 align:center
Many times, I've heard
that this particular man talks to ghosts.

00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.160 align:center
-Many people--
-I've seen many people like them.

00:18:32.240 --> 00:18:34.720 align:center
They say he can summon ghosts
and talk to them.

00:18:34.800 --> 00:18:38.160 align:center
Yeah, I've seen people claim
they can summon spirits too.

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They do all the talking themselves.
They don't let you talk directly.

00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:42.440 align:center
Right?

00:18:43.080 --> 00:18:43.960 align:center
Maniesh?

00:18:44.040 --> 00:18:46.200 align:center
I'm actually really scared of ghosts.

00:18:46.280 --> 00:18:49.200 align:center
No, I was saying,
"If you want to leave, then leave."

00:18:52.320 --> 00:18:53.560 align:center
He's my brother.

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Okay, now tell me, do you believe?

00:18:57.560 --> 00:18:59.200 align:center
I'm really scared of ghosts.

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I sleep with the lights on when I'm alone.

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But something actually happened once.

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-My daughter Saisha, you know her.
-Yes.

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She was about three or four.

00:19:08.840 --> 00:19:12.040 align:center
I was watching TV when she said,
"Papa, don't."

00:19:12.600 --> 00:19:15.760 align:center
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Aunty's telling me don't."

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I swear, I'm not joking.
I was watching TV,

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I stopped and looked around.
It was just the two of us. Who's aunty?

00:19:23.560 --> 00:19:26.520 align:center
I asked, "Which aunty, beta?"

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She said, "She's sitting right there."

00:19:29.240 --> 00:19:30.160 align:center
-I swear.
-Oh, God.

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I froze for two minutes. I thought,
"She's my daughter, but I'm not leaving."

00:19:36.560 --> 00:19:37.640 align:center
"I won't leave."

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I quietly left the room
and called my wife.

00:19:42.360 --> 00:19:44.120 align:center
I said, "Seriously, do you see anything?"

00:19:44.200 --> 00:19:46.280 align:center
She said no. I said,
"She keeps saying 'aunty.'"

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I swear, for three or four months,
she kept saying, "Aunty's sitting there."

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"She's wearing a saree."
I was terrified.

00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:55.600 align:center
Someone later told me
that kids sometimes see things.

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-Should I tell you something?
-Yes.

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You know,
we're taught to fear this as kids.

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My father, he never scared me with it.

00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.080 align:center
And he was so strict…

00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:08.480 align:center
I'm talking about '73, '74.

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We got a quarter for pocket money.

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And I'm telling you how eager we were
to mess with ghosts.

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We got a quarter.

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A huge bronze glass

00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:23.160 align:center
of thick milk came with jalebi,
and the quarter was gone.

00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:26.040 align:center
Papa wouldn't give us any more money,
he was very strict.

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Then we found out
that when corpses were cremated,

00:20:29.280 --> 00:20:32.520 align:center
people threw quarters afterwards.

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So at 10:30 pm, my friends and I would
take a torch and go steal those quarters.

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We'd go fully prepared,
thinking if a ghost showed up,

00:20:44.920 --> 00:20:46.360 align:center
we'd deal with it.

00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:48.440 align:center
We'd collect those quarters
and bring them back.

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At first, the priest there was scared

00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:54.680 align:center
and thought the ghost might hit him
if he picked up the quarter.

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Later, he started picking them up too.

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Do we have anyone in our audience

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who believes in superstitions?

00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.000 align:center
Yes, buddy. Hello, sir.

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Namaste, sir. Om Sai Ram to all!

00:21:10.680 --> 00:21:12.920 align:center
I am Darshan Vaidya.
I've come from Shirdi.

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I didn't believe in superstitions,

00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:19.200 align:center
but elders always said you shouldn't
cut your nails in the evening.

00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:21.920 align:center
-It brings bad luck to the house.
-Then what?

00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:25.000 align:center
So I'd cut my nails in the evening,
and every time I did,

00:21:25.080 --> 00:21:27.760 align:center
my parents would fight.

00:21:27.840 --> 00:21:30.320 align:center
-So, that--
-Beta, you're mistaken.

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Even if you stop,
the dishes will still clatter.

00:21:35.840 --> 00:21:40.840 align:center
They told me, "Don't cut your nails
at night. We end up fighting."

00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:42.640 align:center
Why don't you just
have your nails pulled out?

00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:46.880 align:center
These are the kids
parents leave at carnivals.

00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:48.480 align:center
But on a serious note,

00:21:48.560 --> 00:21:51.160 align:center
the reason they say
not to cut nails in the evening

00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:54.600 align:center
is that they're sharp.
You can't see in the dark,

00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:56.120 align:center
and a piece could fall
and get lost somewhere.

00:21:56.200 --> 00:21:57.400 align:center
Or fall into your food.

00:21:57.480 --> 00:21:59.200 align:center
Or fall into your food, that's the reason.

00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:01.400 align:center
Many traditions in our country
were made because,

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otherwise, people wouldn't listen.

00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:06.040 align:center
-Exactly!
-Like, you see…

00:22:06.120 --> 00:22:07.680 align:center
When we go abroad,

00:22:07.760 --> 00:22:10.400 align:center
we are supposed to keep the car speed
within limits and we do it.

00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:12.600 align:center
Here, rules are displayed
but no one follows.

00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:14.440 align:center
So, psychological attack
becomes necessary,

00:22:14.520 --> 00:22:16.920 align:center
like, "Drive slow and we'll meet again."

00:22:17.000 --> 00:22:18.840 align:center
"Drive fast and end up
at the cremation ground."

00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:20.840 align:center
They scare people.

00:22:23.200 --> 00:22:25.920 align:center
I don't understand the reason
behind the superstition

00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:27.840 align:center
of not shaving
and getting a haircut on Tuesday.

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If someone knows, tell me.

00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:31.240 align:center
-Yes.
-What is the logic behind it?

00:22:31.320 --> 00:22:33.800 align:center
I'll tell you. In the old days,

00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:38.160 align:center
scissors and such were used to cut hair.

00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.960 align:center
-Weekly once…
-They used to clean their tools.

00:22:42.040 --> 00:22:44.400 align:center
They repaired and sharpened them.

00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:48.360 align:center
So, they never cut hair
or shaved on Tuesdays.

00:22:48.440 --> 00:22:52.120 align:center
This became a rule among everyone.

00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:55.880 align:center
Then the next generations came to believe
that Tuesdays should be avoided.

00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:58.480 align:center
-This rule is followed at homes too.
-Okay. Tuesdays.

00:22:58.560 --> 00:23:01.680 align:center
-Tuesdays are meant for sharpening tools.
-Yes, they did it.

00:23:01.760 --> 00:23:04.800 align:center
Now I understand why my wife
keeps a silence fast on Tuesdays.

00:23:06.440 --> 00:23:08.240 align:center
She doesn't speak to me on Tuesdays.

00:23:08.320 --> 00:23:09.840 align:center
Now I get it.

00:23:12.120 --> 00:23:13.560 align:center
She sharpens her tongue.

00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:17.200 align:center
Thank you so much.

00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:19.840 align:center
Anyone else?

00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:20.920 align:center
Yes, madam.

00:23:21.840 --> 00:23:23.400 align:center
-Hello, Kapil sir.
-Hello.

00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:24.680 align:center
Hello, Kapil sir.

00:23:26.080 --> 00:23:27.720 align:center
You would have heard
that if a cat crosses your way,

00:23:27.800 --> 00:23:28.960 align:center
it's considered a bad omen.

00:23:29.040 --> 00:23:31.080 align:center
-Yes, we have heard it.
-I've also heard it since childhood.

00:23:31.160 --> 00:23:33.240 align:center
I thought you were the same cat.
Okay. Then?

00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:35.920 align:center
-Yes.
-So…

00:23:36.800 --> 00:23:42.480 align:center
I never believed it, but something
happened to me that changed my mind.

00:23:42.560 --> 00:23:44.000 align:center
Are you going anywhere after the show?

00:23:44.080 --> 00:23:44.920 align:center
No.

00:23:45.800 --> 00:23:47.200 align:center
So speak calmly.

00:23:47.280 --> 00:23:50.040 align:center
I was going to the college
when I was in 12th.

00:23:50.120 --> 00:23:52.160 align:center
My final exams were starting the next day.

00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:54.720 align:center
Suddenly, a cat crossed my way.

00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:58.080 align:center
I remembered that it was a bad omen.

00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:01.160 align:center
I did not bother about it and walked away.

00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:04.920 align:center
Later, I slipped and fractured my leg.

00:24:05.000 --> 00:24:07.920 align:center
I could not give my exam because of it.

00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:10.360 align:center
I had to study in 12th standard
all over again.

00:24:10.440 --> 00:24:12.800 align:center
Since then, I've believed that if a cat
crosses your path, it's a bad omen.

00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:15.400 align:center
Look at this
superstitious woman carefully.

00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:18.640 align:center
That is nonsense. I don't believe it.

00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:21.480 align:center
One second, I want to ask her something.

00:24:21.560 --> 00:24:23.840 align:center
When you slipped,

00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.240 align:center
did you bounce and fall
and break your leg?

00:24:26.320 --> 00:24:29.720 align:center
No, my leg suddenly twisted,
and I got hurt.

00:24:29.800 --> 00:24:33.200 align:center
I thought you wouldn't fall so hard.
You look as light as a paper.

00:24:33.280 --> 00:24:34.480 align:center
You might have fallen like this.

00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:44.160 align:center
Thank you so much, ma'am.
It was nice talking to you.

00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:45.440 align:center
Anyone else?

00:24:45.520 --> 00:24:47.920 align:center
Hello, Kapil ji. Hello, Tamannaah ma'am.
Hello, everyone.

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:49.880 align:center
Do we have mold on us?
Why didn't you greet us?

00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:53.400 align:center
No, you're not infested with fungus,

00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:55.680 align:center
but actually as soon as I saw
Tamannaah ma'am,

00:24:55.760 --> 00:24:59.440 align:center
I felt the same way like Kapil said,
"Dim the lights, she's glowing already."

00:24:59.520 --> 00:25:01.600 align:center
Instantly, I could only see her.

00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:03.080 align:center
Buddy, if we dim the lights,
you will not be seen.

00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.440 align:center
Today, everyone is getting roasted.

00:25:12.520 --> 00:25:13.600 align:center
It's a roast.

00:25:14.840 --> 00:25:16.080 align:center
It's a roast.

00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:22.560 align:center
What's your name, brother?

00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:23.960 align:center
Omkar Gatlewar.

00:25:24.040 --> 00:25:25.240 align:center
Where are you from?

00:25:25.320 --> 00:25:26.520 align:center
I'm from Yavatmal.

00:25:26.600 --> 00:25:28.080 align:center
Okay, what were you saying?

00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:30.560 align:center
I basically do not believe
in superstitions,

00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:35.720 align:center
but it's said that if people
have a mole on their tongue,

00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:38.560 align:center
their curse comes true.

00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.400 align:center
-Do people have a mole on their tongue?
-Yes, they do.

00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:43.080 align:center
-Can people have a mole on their tongue?
-I have it.

00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:44.480 align:center
-Mole on the tongue?
-Do you have one?

00:25:46.440 --> 00:25:47.280 align:center
Go, bhai.

00:25:48.480 --> 00:25:49.440 align:center
Look at him.

00:25:54.080 --> 00:25:56.400 align:center
Bro, tell him whatever you wish.

00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.120 align:center
Does everything you say come true?

00:26:02.200 --> 00:26:05.400 align:center
The curse is believed to come true.

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.120 align:center
-So it doesn't work for kind words?
-No.

00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:09.840 align:center
Is there any course to become evil?

00:26:11.360 --> 00:26:12.960 align:center
There might be a special degree for it.

00:26:14.520 --> 00:26:15.840 align:center
You, please listen to me.

00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.040 align:center
Maniesh, you are done.

00:26:18.120 --> 00:26:19.920 align:center
-I love him.
-Your apologies won't work.

00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:21.720 align:center
Maniesh, be careful from now on.

00:26:21.800 --> 00:26:23.040 align:center
I remember an incident.

00:26:23.120 --> 00:26:25.360 align:center
When I was studying engineering,

00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:28.440 align:center
my friend and his girlfriend
were in my class.

00:26:28.520 --> 00:26:32.480 align:center
In the first year,
his girlfriend failed in five subjects.

00:26:32.560 --> 00:26:33.640 align:center
Okay. Then?

00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:35.760 align:center
I told him that day to imagine

00:26:35.840 --> 00:26:39.640 align:center
if he failed again in two subjects
that he had already got a backlog,

00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:42.760 align:center
and also fail in three subjects
in the second year,

00:26:42.840 --> 00:26:45.040 align:center
he would have to carry over
five subjects in total as well.

00:26:45.120 --> 00:26:47.000 align:center
I told him that he could then
repeat second year,

00:26:47.080 --> 00:26:49.400 align:center
while his girlfriend would pass
to the second year anyway.

00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:51.920 align:center
-That is surprising.
-They could study together.

00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:53.400 align:center
Apparently, when the results were out,

00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:57.200 align:center
he calls me and says
that my prediction came true.

00:26:57.280 --> 00:26:59.640 align:center
He had a backlog of two subjects already.

00:26:59.720 --> 00:27:01.240 align:center
He failed in three subjects
in second year.

00:27:01.320 --> 00:27:02.640 align:center
And he blamed me for all of it.

00:27:04.560 --> 00:27:06.600 align:center
He blamed you for no reason.

00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:07.880 align:center
I do not believe it, though.

00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:09.640 align:center
What is your take on Maniesh?

00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:12.160 align:center
Say something.

00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.120 align:center
-Mind it, Manish.
-Say something.

00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:17.760 align:center
-Don't curse. I have two kids.
-Give blessings.

00:27:20.800 --> 00:27:23.320 align:center
-Omkar, thank you so much for coming.
-Thank you so much.

00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:24.680 align:center
Thanks.

00:27:24.800 --> 00:27:27.720 align:center
-Yes, buddy. Namaste.
-Namaste to Kapil sir and everyone.

00:27:27.800 --> 00:27:29.400 align:center
I am Ishwar Patel from Mumbai.

00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:31.200 align:center
-So, I--
-Omkar. Ishwar…

00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:35.280 align:center
-The shoot is in heaven today.
-It seems like a religious event.

00:27:35.360 --> 00:27:38.880 align:center
-Tell me, Ishwar ji.
-I went through an incident long time ago.

00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:42.520 align:center
I was asleep at home,
and suddenly I saw that my room--

00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:43.720 align:center
How can one see while sleeping?

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:46.240 align:center
I felt it, sir.

00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:49.840 align:center
-Okay, you felt it.
-Someone came in and strangled my neck.

00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:50.840 align:center
-Then--
-She might be your wife.

00:27:52.120 --> 00:27:53.360 align:center
Sir, I was not married then.

00:27:54.840 --> 00:27:56.360 align:center
Then she might be your father's wife.

00:27:57.600 --> 00:28:02.160 align:center
-Okay. Did you feel it for real?
-Yes, I felt someone pressing my neck.

00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:05.080 align:center
And I was trying to shout for help.

00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:08.000 align:center
-Then?
-Suddenly, after two or three minutes,

00:28:08.080 --> 00:28:10.560 align:center
I called for help and my brother
and sister-in-law came over.

00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.040 align:center
As soon as they came,

00:28:12.120 --> 00:28:16.680 align:center
I saw her letting go of my hand
and leaving the room.

00:28:16.760 --> 00:28:17.720 align:center
The door was closed.

00:28:17.800 --> 00:28:20.440 align:center
-Did you see her go?
-Yes, I did, sir.

00:28:20.520 --> 00:28:24.360 align:center
The next day, we consulted a priest.

00:28:24.440 --> 00:28:27.480 align:center
He told us that I would have stepped

00:28:27.560 --> 00:28:30.120 align:center
on some black magic stuff
at the four-way crossroads,

00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:32.320 align:center
so I saw the dream because of that.

00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:33.280 align:center
Damn!

00:28:33.360 --> 00:28:35.080 align:center
Even someone named God
sees ghosts in his dreams.

00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:37.760 align:center
Thank you so much, sir.

00:28:37.840 --> 00:28:40.960 align:center
There's some news about your film.
I will turn on the TV. See for yourself.

00:28:41.040 --> 00:28:42.240 align:center
Let's see.

00:28:48.560 --> 00:28:49.800 align:center
Awesome.

00:28:52.280 --> 00:28:53.320 align:center
Welcome.

00:28:54.800 --> 00:28:58.800 align:center
Welcome to our show,
"One-on-one, a baseless show."

00:29:01.320 --> 00:29:02.840 align:center
We will have discussions on this show.

00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:05.760 align:center
It doesn't matter what type of discussion,
but something needs to be discussed.

00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:09.600 align:center
And I will ask the questions.

00:29:09.680 --> 00:29:14.440 align:center
Answer me as per your understanding.
First, here are the headlines.

00:29:15.560 --> 00:29:16.920 align:center
See the headlines?

00:29:19.080 --> 00:29:21.960 align:center
-Awesome.
-And…

00:29:22.560 --> 00:29:24.360 align:center
Just don't waste the time!

00:29:25.120 --> 00:29:27.640 align:center
I just started my first question today.

00:29:28.360 --> 00:29:32.480 align:center
The spellings are V-V-A-A-N, Vvaan.

00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:36.240 align:center
Why it is not V-V-V-V-V?

00:29:36.320 --> 00:29:37.680 align:center
There cannot be so many Vs.

00:29:37.760 --> 00:29:40.280 align:center
In that case,
two Vs are not necessary either.

00:29:41.320 --> 00:29:44.960 align:center
Why it is only one "N,"
when others are two?

00:29:45.040 --> 00:29:48.440 align:center
-"N" is lonely.
-"N" is alone in the forest.

00:29:48.520 --> 00:29:49.760 align:center
You are right, Maniesh.

00:29:49.840 --> 00:29:51.040 align:center
You asked a very profound question.

00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:53.080 align:center
And I don't need your answer
to this question.

00:29:56.280 --> 00:29:59.280 align:center
-Tell me, Anup Tiwari.
-Yes.

00:29:59.360 --> 00:30:01.920 align:center
-Anup Tiwari, why this one "N"?
-He's not Anup Tiwari.

00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.320 align:center
He's Anup Soni. She is Shweta Tiwari.

00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:07.040 align:center
-He is Soni.
-Shwetha is beautiful.

00:30:11.080 --> 00:30:12.600 align:center
Wonderful.

00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:14.000 align:center
That was good.

00:30:14.080 --> 00:30:16.240 align:center
It's a common sense.

00:30:16.320 --> 00:30:17.600 align:center
You are awesome, buddy.

00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:20.560 align:center
You must've already
given her your surname.

00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:21.920 align:center
I have given it to her.

00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:23.160 align:center
If you have not done that, that's fine.

00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:26.560 align:center
Okay. I don't need an answer.
I have an answer because…

00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.000 align:center
This name is given by a person

00:30:30.080 --> 00:30:32.160 align:center
who wears ten rings on five fingers.

00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:35.440 align:center
-Five…
-Ekta.

00:30:35.520 --> 00:30:38.080 align:center
Guys, you like these indirect jokes?

00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:42.000 align:center
-Tell me.
-Yes. Kind of.

00:30:42.080 --> 00:30:44.120 align:center
-Are you getting it?
-Yes.

00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:46.840 align:center
-Say it louder. Yes?
-Yes!

00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:48.400 align:center
You want more of this?

00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:49.520 align:center
Yes!

00:30:49.600 --> 00:30:50.680 align:center
Next one.

00:30:52.080 --> 00:30:53.240 align:center
You know…

00:30:53.840 --> 00:30:57.240 align:center
The producer of this film is…
By the way,

00:30:57.320 --> 00:31:00.120 align:center
you have seen a tiger and lion.
The producer is also a tiger.

00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:03.000 align:center
You might have seen Ek Tha Tiger.

00:31:04.840 --> 00:31:07.920 align:center
Guys, let's move on to our next question.

00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:12.440 align:center
That's for Tamannaah.
Tamannaah, I will ask you a question.

00:31:12.520 --> 00:31:14.640 align:center
You all are from Vvaan film, right?

00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:15.840 align:center
-Vvaan film, right?
-Yeah.

00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.080 align:center
-Vvaan film.
-Vvaan film.

00:31:17.160 --> 00:31:19.040 align:center
So, can I call you "Forest Department"?

00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:24.480 align:center
So, Tamannaah from Vvaan, tell me.

00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:27.240 align:center
You know I am very, very curious.

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:31.840 align:center
In the movie, you drowned
and Sid rescued you.

00:31:33.280 --> 00:31:34.920 align:center
You were in the water for a long time.

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.720 align:center
When you came out, your lip gloss
looked brighter than before.

00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:41.800 align:center
How is it even possible?

00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:43.560 align:center
Tell me that.

00:31:44.800 --> 00:31:45.880 align:center
Tell me.

00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:48.320 align:center
How is it possible?

00:31:51.840 --> 00:31:55.040 align:center
It's basically…

00:31:55.120 --> 00:31:58.320 align:center
Sidharth plays my husband in this movie.

00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:01.120 align:center
I normally keep a lip gloss in his pocket.

00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.880 align:center
So, he rescued me and put the lip gloss
on my lips before the shot.

00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:06.920 align:center
No… Sidhu sahab, you know,

00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.680 align:center
when I drown, my face looks like this.

00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:14.720 align:center
Why this, Devi Maa, tell me?

00:32:14.800 --> 00:32:16.640 align:center
Will my face remain like this forever?

00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:18.080 align:center
Devi Maa.

00:32:19.080 --> 00:32:20.520 align:center
Can you give us?

00:32:20.600 --> 00:32:21.600 align:center
Okay.

00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:24.160 align:center
Special production effects, guys.

00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:25.320 align:center
A big round of applause.

00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:30.000 align:center
Next question.

00:32:30.520 --> 00:32:31.960 align:center
It's for Sid.

00:32:32.040 --> 00:32:35.080 align:center
-Sid, your film has released.
-Yes.

00:32:35.760 --> 00:32:38.200 align:center
Is the shooting still going on?

00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:40.920 align:center
What sort of question is that?

00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:43.120 align:center
-The film has released.
-You don't intervene, Kapil Sharma.

00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:48.040 align:center
This is internal question.

00:32:48.840 --> 00:32:50.120 align:center
We all know what it is.

00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:52.400 align:center
It would be better if you don't interrupt.

00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.920 align:center
Grass and leaves
are sprouting out of your bottom.

00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:58.320 align:center
Your back has a part of the forest.

00:32:59.080 --> 00:33:00.720 align:center
Please enjoy it, sir.

00:33:02.080 --> 00:33:03.280 align:center
What's so special about it?

00:33:06.360 --> 00:33:07.680 align:center
Wonderful.

00:33:07.760 --> 00:33:09.160 align:center
Let me get back.

00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.640 align:center
Do you bear fruits as well?

00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:13.720 align:center
Don't pluck and eat them.

00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:16.560 align:center
Wonderful.

00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:18.800 align:center
Very good.

00:33:22.840 --> 00:33:25.720 align:center
You know, why everyone's talking
about the shooting?

00:33:25.800 --> 00:33:28.440 align:center
It's going on because
the film's producers,

00:33:28.520 --> 00:33:29.920 align:center
Ekta, Anurabh and Niraj,

00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:33.240 align:center
all of them wanted a fresh look.

00:33:33.320 --> 00:33:34.800 align:center
So, they were shooting freshly.

00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:36.840 align:center
How do you know about this inside story?

00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:40.520 align:center
News readers only know the inside stories.
We don't know what's happening outside.

00:33:42.120 --> 00:33:43.960 align:center
I got the news from a reliable source.

00:33:44.040 --> 00:33:48.320 align:center
The source is so reliable that
it knows everything about Maniesh Paul.

00:33:53.280 --> 00:33:54.480 align:center
Okay. Next question.

00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:56.280 align:center
It's for Maniesh only.

00:34:00.560 --> 00:34:03.120 align:center
Maniesh, you have been a RJ, model,

00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:05.720 align:center
actor, and comedian.

00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.760 align:center
You have acted in Vvaan as well.

00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.920 align:center
So, can I call you "Paul in one"?

00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:12.840 align:center
Guys, do you like this kind of humour?

00:34:17.080 --> 00:34:19.320 align:center
I have more of this if you want.

00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.800 align:center
-Do you want?
-Yes!

00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:24.280 align:center
Paul-rounder.

00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.320 align:center
North Paul, South Paul.

00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:33.239 align:center
-Tamannaah. Sid, move back.
-Okay.

00:34:35.120 --> 00:34:35.960 align:center
Thank you.

00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:42.159 align:center
Wonderful.

00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:45.639 align:center
I heard your song…

00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:48.600 align:center
"The Night Before Last."

00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:51.199 align:center
It's called "Tonight."

00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.000 align:center
Don't interrupt.

00:34:53.520 --> 00:34:54.400 align:center
"The Night Before Last."

00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.560 align:center
The night before last,
I heard the song "Tonight."

00:34:57.159 --> 00:34:58.000 align:center
Okay.

00:35:00.080 --> 00:35:03.160 align:center
The song was equally entertaining
even without speakers.

00:35:04.720 --> 00:35:07.000 align:center
-Why?
-The song was distracting, in fact.

00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:14.360 align:center
Buddy, you are asking
irrelevant questions.

00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:16.280 align:center
Ask the main question.

00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:18.040 align:center
Sunil Grover is also in this film.
Why is he absent?

00:35:18.120 --> 00:35:19.920 align:center
-Yes.
-Yes.

00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:21.440 align:center
Where is Sunil Grover?

00:35:21.520 --> 00:35:22.960 align:center
He is shooting somewhere else.

00:35:23.040 --> 00:35:26.240 align:center
-But this is his job too.
-He has to do this job too.

00:35:30.720 --> 00:35:31.760 align:center
Okay.

00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:36.240 align:center
With your permission,
I'll take my leave now.

00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.280 align:center
Bhuthakka from the movie is here.

00:35:40.040 --> 00:35:43.840 align:center
Hello, Bhuthakka. Come, let's talk.

00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:45.560 align:center
-Bhuthakka.
-Bhuthakka?

00:35:45.640 --> 00:35:48.120 align:center
Sir, I'm not Bhuthakka.

00:35:48.200 --> 00:35:50.600 align:center
I'm a labourer. I was working
when some cement fell on me.

00:35:56.560 --> 00:36:00.760 align:center
Give your arms some rest.
Will you work all day?

00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:03.600 align:center
Go and take a shower first.

00:36:03.680 --> 00:36:05.880 align:center
-Okay, sir.
-Devi Maa, please let me go.

00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:07.440 align:center
Your movie is awesome.

00:36:07.520 --> 00:36:08.880 align:center
Thank you, Devi Maa. Bye, guys.

00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:09.880 align:center
Wonderful.

00:36:13.720 --> 00:36:15.480 align:center
Tamannaah, do you know something?

00:36:15.560 --> 00:36:18.840 align:center
The bachelors love you.

00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:20.560 align:center
People who have been bachelors
for a long time

00:36:20.640 --> 00:36:22.680 align:center
are roaming
with vermilion in their pockets.

00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.160 align:center
Some of them are here.

00:36:25.240 --> 00:36:28.320 align:center
We had just told them that Tamannaah
would be coming, so you speak to them.

00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:30.680 align:center
Who were the ones who wanted
to propose to Tamannaah?

00:36:34.720 --> 00:36:36.840 align:center
You can come one at a time.
Okay, come together.

00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:47.920 align:center
I hope you've heard
what I said about the proposal.

00:36:48.640 --> 00:36:53.120 align:center
One second. You are here to propose,
not to give away the bride.

00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:00.560 align:center
Tamannaah is now left alone.

00:37:00.640 --> 00:37:02.840 align:center
-Maniesh and I will be her family members.
-Yes, done.

00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:05.000 align:center
-I am the uncle.
-I am the paternal uncle.

00:37:05.080 --> 00:37:06.440 align:center
-Paternal uncle?
-Uncle and paternal uncle.

00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:09.880 align:center
-Yes.
-Sir, my name is Kapil.

00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:12.000 align:center
-What?
-Kapil.

00:37:14.240 --> 00:37:16.920 align:center
-Why are the Kapils so desperate?
-You are my inspiration, sir.

00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:18.760 align:center
I see your show daily.

00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:20.000 align:center
Good. Look at that.

00:37:23.160 --> 00:37:24.640 align:center
Uncle and paternal uncle
will sit together.

00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:28.200 align:center
What can you do for Tamannaah?

00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:31.440 align:center
-Tell us.
-Shall I kneel down and propose to her?

00:37:31.520 --> 00:37:32.400 align:center
Wait a minute.

00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:35.240 align:center
Shall I propose on my knees or lie down?

00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:43.360 align:center
Are you paying obeisance to her?

00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:46.960 align:center
Break a coconut and offer flowers too.

00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:51.000 align:center
You placed your heart at her feet,
but why is your stomach bulging?

00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:55.560 align:center
Sir, I've lost 27 kilos
in the last five months.

00:37:55.640 --> 00:37:56.760 align:center
You still look like this?

00:37:58.280 --> 00:37:59.360 align:center
Come back after a year.

00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:02.600 align:center
Okay, we saw your proposal.

00:38:02.680 --> 00:38:05.440 align:center
Mister in the maroon shirt,
I feel sorry just looking at you.

00:38:06.680 --> 00:38:08.040 align:center
-What's your name?
-Sanjay.

00:38:08.720 --> 00:38:09.920 align:center
Please be seated.

00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:12.280 align:center
-Tell us.
-Come on.

00:38:12.360 --> 00:38:14.960 align:center
Sir, I want to propose to her with a poem.

00:38:16.640 --> 00:38:18.760 align:center
-The Poetry Factory is sitting over there.
-Look.

00:38:21.640 --> 00:38:24.440 align:center
"Fried bread
with sweet porridge is tasty."

00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:28.080 align:center
"I am Ranjha,
and you are Heer, beauty."

00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:32.800 align:center
She will shoot an arrow on your back.

00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.080 align:center
She will tear you apart as well.

00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:41.560 align:center
Thank you, sir.

00:38:41.640 --> 00:38:43.600 align:center
Sanjay ji, thank you
for coming to the show.

00:38:43.680 --> 00:38:45.160 align:center
-Thank you, sir.
-It's a no from me.

00:38:49.040 --> 00:38:51.440 align:center
-Yes, buddy.
-My name is Vishal Sharma.

00:38:51.520 --> 00:38:54.320 align:center
I want to kneel down
and propose to Tamannaah.

00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:56.800 align:center
-What is the point of kneeling down?
-Look, I can do it too.

00:38:57.920 --> 00:38:59.200 align:center
Anyone can kneel down, buddy.

00:39:01.600 --> 00:39:04.040 align:center
-Wait a minute. Don't kneel down.
-Okay.

00:39:04.120 --> 00:39:06.360 align:center
Sit on Anup's knees and propose to her.

00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:09.040 align:center
Do something different.

00:39:09.120 --> 00:39:10.760 align:center
Look into Tamannaah's eyes
and tell a dialogue.

00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:12.000 align:center
Sit on the sofa.

00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:16.440 align:center
We live once.

00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:19.240 align:center
We die once.

00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:21.360 align:center
-We love--
-You will die three or four times.

00:39:26.000 --> 00:39:28.040 align:center
I am ready to die if Tamannaah accepts me.

00:39:28.680 --> 00:39:30.560 align:center
-What is the purpose then?
-What is the purpose?

00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:33.760 align:center
Tell her. "We live once."

00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:35.440 align:center
We live once.

00:39:35.520 --> 00:39:36.920 align:center
We die once.

00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:38.440 align:center
We fall in love once as well.

00:39:38.520 --> 00:39:40.360 align:center
I fell in love with you

00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:43.440 align:center
on the day I saw you in Baahubali
in a white saree.

00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:45.640 align:center
-Okay.
-Your hair was silky.

00:39:45.720 --> 00:39:46.720 align:center
Okay.

00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:48.160 align:center
Your cheeks were milky.

00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:53.400 align:center
What came after that?

00:39:54.160 --> 00:39:55.200 align:center
You tell us.

00:39:58.520 --> 00:39:59.720 align:center
One second.

00:40:00.520 --> 00:40:02.240 align:center
I'll tell you what next.

00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:04.000 align:center
Did we make you memorize it?

00:40:04.080 --> 00:40:06.040 align:center
-I will tell what happened next.
-Tell us.

00:40:06.120 --> 00:40:07.880 align:center
Then, I saw…

00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:10.280 align:center
I saw Prabhas running after her,
but he could not get a hold of her.

00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:12.080 align:center
Rajamouli had asked her
not to get held up.

00:40:12.160 --> 00:40:13.520 align:center
It was scripted.

00:40:13.600 --> 00:40:15.160 align:center
Sir, you are breaking my flow.

00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:17.240 align:center
Damn!

00:40:18.560 --> 00:40:20.280 align:center
Right from the beginning,

00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:22.960 align:center
-I'm trying to say it in one flow.
-No one will interrupt.

00:40:23.040 --> 00:40:25.280 align:center
No one will say anything. Ready?

00:40:28.560 --> 00:40:29.840 align:center
Come on, try to recollect.

00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:31.440 align:center
-One second.
-Okay.

00:40:31.520 --> 00:40:33.760 align:center
-No one will say anything.
-Genuinely.

00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:36.280 align:center
This guy is very decent.
I understood that.

00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:37.440 align:center
Go ahead.

00:40:37.520 --> 00:40:39.760 align:center
I will never let you shed tears.

00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:42.240 align:center
I will always make you smile.

00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.560 align:center
So, will you be my Valentine?

00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.800 align:center
Did he come here to marry
or to celebrate Valentine's Day?

00:40:50.200 --> 00:40:51.560 align:center
You are very sweet.

00:40:51.640 --> 00:40:53.120 align:center
-Very sweet.
-Thank you.

00:40:53.200 --> 00:40:54.800 align:center
Wait a minute.

00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:56.000 align:center
-I'll just take one minute.
-So, is the deal final?

00:40:56.080 --> 00:40:57.200 align:center
One second. Uncle?

00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:02.840 align:center
Listen to me.

00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:05.720 align:center
Get a ration card
and stand in a queue to buy sugar.

00:41:10.680 --> 00:41:14.720 align:center
Maniesh, come here. Sir, please sit.

00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:17.000 align:center
-Good evening, everyone.
-A very good evening.

00:41:17.080 --> 00:41:18.360 align:center
And all the dignitaries.

00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:20.800 align:center
-And all the celebrities.
-Sir, this is a show in Hindi.

00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.440 align:center
His English is weak. Please continue.

00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:28.960 align:center
-Please be seated.
-Do you have trouble sitting?

00:41:29.040 --> 00:41:30.520 align:center
My God!

00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:36.480 align:center
Let me introduce myself.

00:41:36.560 --> 00:41:37.760 align:center
I'm Krishna Nikumbh.

00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:41.840 align:center
I worked as a professor
at the University of Mumbai for 35 years.

00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:43.680 align:center
I did LLB as well.

00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:46.640 align:center
And now I'm practicing
as an advocate in Mumbai.

00:41:46.720 --> 00:41:48.720 align:center
-Okay.
-I…

00:41:48.800 --> 00:41:51.600 align:center
Shweta-- Tamannaah…

00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:01.440 align:center
What happened?

00:42:04.600 --> 00:42:06.480 align:center
Eyes somewhere, target elsewhere.

00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:10.920 align:center
Did you come here for Shweta,
Tamannaah or Archana?

00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:12.200 align:center
You could not meet her.

00:42:13.880 --> 00:42:17.320 align:center
They both are beautiful and gorgeous.

00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:18.480 align:center
No doubt.

00:42:18.960 --> 00:42:21.240 align:center
When I saw Tamannaah's entry,

00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:23.400 align:center
I felt that she is a beautiful lady.

00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:25.360 align:center
-Yes.
-God-gifted.

00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:28.360 align:center
Seldom are people gifted like her,
and it cannot be bought with money.

00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:30.400 align:center
Do you want to snatch this gift?

00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:37.520 align:center
Sir, we have dupattas too.

00:42:37.600 --> 00:42:39.000 align:center
Look at this.

00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:41.360 align:center
Please choose one of us.

00:42:51.080 --> 00:42:53.640 align:center
-I saw him and--
-Sir, it was nice meeting you.

00:42:53.720 --> 00:42:55.920 align:center
You're very sweet,
but it's a no from her side.

00:42:58.040 --> 00:43:00.000 align:center
-Thank you, sir. Thank you.
-Awesome.

00:43:00.080 --> 00:43:01.240 align:center
Sir, please come.

00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:04.680 align:center
Buddy, I just want to ask you
one question.

00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:08.240 align:center
Do you think you can achieve
what the rest of them could not?

00:43:11.480 --> 00:43:14.040 align:center
A big round of applause for our guests.

00:43:14.120 --> 00:43:17.480 align:center
Sir, everyone knows
that we were having fun.

00:43:17.560 --> 00:43:18.800 align:center
Marriage does not happen like that.

00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:22.200 align:center
-It's the spirit of having a good time.
-Yes.

00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.440 align:center
You make the ambience wonderful.

00:43:23.520 --> 00:43:25.680 align:center
-Thank you, guys.
-Thank you, buddy.

00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:27.920 align:center
-Thank you.
-Thank you, sir.

00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:30.800 align:center
I apologize for all the mistakes
made by Maniesh Paul.

00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.400 align:center
-He is illiterate.
-Sir, I…

00:43:33.200 --> 00:43:34.200 align:center
Thank you, brother.

00:43:35.640 --> 00:43:37.640 align:center
This is the first race
where everyone lost.

00:43:37.720 --> 00:43:39.320 align:center
Everyone?

00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:41.800 align:center
Now I understand why I'm still single.

00:43:44.720 --> 00:43:46.600 align:center
So, guys, let's play a small game.

00:43:46.680 --> 00:43:48.160 align:center
-Okay.
-Bring it quickly.

00:43:57.040 --> 00:43:59.480 align:center
Tamannaah, look into my eyes.

00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:01.480 align:center
Ready?

00:44:02.680 --> 00:44:04.520 align:center
Mowgli is in the jungle.

00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:07.160 align:center
The world is in trouble.

00:44:09.200 --> 00:44:11.280 align:center
-What?
-Once more?

00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:13.160 align:center
-I'm very bad at this.
-Come on, baby.

00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:16.280 align:center
Okay.

00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.640 align:center
Mowgli is in the jungle.

00:44:21.720 --> 00:44:23.760 align:center
The world is in trouble.

00:44:24.240 --> 00:44:25.600 align:center
In the jungle…

00:44:27.600 --> 00:44:28.880 align:center
In the jungle…

00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:31.520 align:center
there's an uncle.

00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:38.880 align:center
There's something after that, but…

00:44:39.720 --> 00:44:41.960 align:center
-In the jungle…
-There's an uncle.

00:44:42.040 --> 00:44:43.240 align:center
A hug?

00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:44.960 align:center
-Uncle…
-A hug?

00:44:49.240 --> 00:44:51.480 align:center
There's a hug happening in the jungle.

00:44:54.120 --> 00:44:55.280 align:center
Tunkle…

00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:56.880 align:center
There's a hug happening in the jungle.

00:44:56.960 --> 00:44:58.800 align:center
Tunkle? What is a tunkle?

00:44:58.880 --> 00:44:59.840 align:center
In the jungle…

00:44:59.920 --> 00:45:02.920 align:center
-A jungle?
-There's a hug happening in the jungle.

00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:04.720 align:center
A hug? There's a hug?

00:45:06.600 --> 00:45:08.800 align:center
Jungle or tunkle, what is he saying?

00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:11.000 align:center
In the jungle…

00:45:11.720 --> 00:45:13.360 align:center
-Throw it?
-There's a tunkle.

00:45:14.680 --> 00:45:16.800 align:center
-Throw it?
-In the jungle…

00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:18.640 align:center
Tunkle in the jungle.

00:45:20.080 --> 00:45:21.840 align:center
-In the jungle…
-In the jungle…

00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.800 align:center
-Tunkle.
-Rumble in the jungle!

00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:25.080 align:center
Move on.

00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:27.960 align:center
Rumble in the jungle.

00:45:29.040 --> 00:45:30.240 align:center
Kapil is an idiot.

00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:33.520 align:center
Rumble in the jungle.

00:45:34.120 --> 00:45:36.240 align:center
-Jungle…
-Yes, jungle.

00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:37.720 align:center
Rumble in the jungle.

00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:39.720 align:center
Jungle in the jungle?

00:45:40.240 --> 00:45:41.160 align:center
Jungle in a jungle?

00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:44.400 align:center
Remove your headphones, please.

00:45:45.120 --> 00:45:46.000 align:center
So…

00:45:46.080 --> 00:45:49.280 align:center
-What was that?
-Ms. Bhatia, what did you think it was?

00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:51.600 align:center
Yes, what the heck was that?

00:45:51.680 --> 00:45:52.720 align:center
There's an uncle in the jungle.

00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:54.920 align:center
-And the second line?
-I didn't hear that.

00:45:55.560 --> 00:45:57.120 align:center
What did you get?

00:45:57.200 --> 00:45:58.160 align:center
Jungle…

00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:01.720 align:center
You said, there's a hug
happening in the jungle.

00:46:02.520 --> 00:46:03.920 align:center
It was never there.

00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.640 align:center
Tiwari ji, what did you get?

00:46:06.520 --> 00:46:08.280 align:center
Tunkle in the jungle.

00:46:10.640 --> 00:46:13.320 align:center
-Soni sir, what did you get?
-Rumble in the jungle.

00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:15.520 align:center
-Or tumble in the jungle.
-Was it "rumble?"

00:46:15.600 --> 00:46:18.680 align:center
The phrase was, "Mowgli is in the jungle.
The world is in trouble."

00:46:22.160 --> 00:46:23.480 align:center
Shall we play one more?

00:46:23.560 --> 00:46:24.800 align:center
-Okay.
-Come on.

00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:26.000 align:center
Maniesh, come here.

00:46:26.080 --> 00:46:28.920 align:center
-He's the smartest, so let him start.
-Better.

00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:32.040 align:center
-It will be the most difficult one.
-No.

00:46:33.720 --> 00:46:35.560 align:center
-I'll say it only once.
-Okay.

00:46:35.640 --> 00:46:37.440 align:center
His lips are too small to read.

00:46:37.520 --> 00:46:38.360 align:center
Yes?

00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:43.080 align:center
Peter got washed…

00:46:44.080 --> 00:46:45.080 align:center
Jupiter?

00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:51.840 align:center
Peter got washed, Peter got thrashed.

00:46:53.520 --> 00:46:55.760 align:center
Jupiter got host?

00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:58.000 align:center
Peter got lost?

00:46:59.240 --> 00:47:02.720 align:center
Jupiter got host, Peter got lost.

00:47:04.720 --> 00:47:07.560 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:47:07.640 --> 00:47:10.400 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:47:12.600 --> 00:47:18.680 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:26.000 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:47:26.080 --> 00:47:28.760 align:center
Jupiter has a ghost?

00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:29.720 align:center
Yes.

00:47:32.040 --> 00:47:33.120 align:center
Whatever you say is right.

00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:35.640 align:center
Jupiter has a ghost.

00:47:37.240 --> 00:47:38.560 align:center
What's the second line?

00:47:38.640 --> 00:47:40.280 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:47:41.480 --> 00:47:43.480 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:47:43.560 --> 00:47:44.960 align:center
-Toast?
-Yes.

00:47:45.040 --> 00:47:45.880 align:center
Jupiter is toast?

00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:47.120 align:center
Maniesh Paul has lost it.

00:47:47.200 --> 00:47:49.040 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:47:49.120 --> 00:47:51.000 align:center
-Peter got lost.
-Yes!

00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:53.320 align:center
Jupi…

00:47:56.120 --> 00:47:58.760 align:center
Jupiter is toast…

00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:00.280 align:center
What the heck did she hear?

00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:02.440 align:center
-Jupiter is toast.
-Jupiter is toast.

00:48:02.520 --> 00:48:04.120 align:center
Kapil has lost it.

00:48:04.720 --> 00:48:06.200 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:07.800 align:center
He has no idea.

00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:09.920 align:center
He will realize it
after watching the episode.

00:48:11.240 --> 00:48:13.920 align:center
-He lost it first.
-Jupiter got host.

00:48:14.600 --> 00:48:16.360 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:18.680 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:48:19.320 --> 00:48:22.680 align:center
-Jupiter got…
-Host.

00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.120 align:center
-Come here, forget the bloody hero.
-Jupiter got host.

00:48:27.200 --> 00:48:29.960 align:center
-What?
-Lending me your ear like you can hear!

00:48:30.040 --> 00:48:32.000 align:center
Look at my lip movement.

00:48:32.080 --> 00:48:32.920 align:center
Host what?

00:48:33.880 --> 00:48:34.840 align:center
Jupiter…

00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:37.040 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:48:37.120 --> 00:48:40.360 align:center
-Shooting got host?
-Jupiter got host.

00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:43.560 align:center
-It's utterly stupid.
-Peter got lost.

00:48:45.600 --> 00:48:46.560 align:center
Say it.

00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:50.400 align:center
-Shooting got host.
-Shooting…

00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.080 align:center
-Shooting got cost?
-Yes, got host.

00:48:53.160 --> 00:48:54.960 align:center
Peter became a ghost.

00:48:57.720 --> 00:48:59.240 align:center
What?

00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:01.840 align:center
Wasn't it this one?

00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:04.840 align:center
Shooting got cost.

00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.520 align:center
-Shooting got cost.
-Peter became a ghost.

00:49:09.080 --> 00:49:12.080 align:center
Shooting got cost.

00:49:12.160 --> 00:49:13.360 align:center
Someone became a ghost.

00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:15.480 align:center
Peter became a ghost.

00:49:15.560 --> 00:49:18.160 align:center
Okay! You can remove
your headphones, Shweta.

00:49:19.520 --> 00:49:20.840 align:center
What did you get? Let me start with you.

00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:24.360 align:center
Shooting got cost.

00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:27.800 align:center
And became a ghost.

00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.000 align:center
Someone became a ghost.

00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:34.640 align:center
Soni sir, what did you say?

00:49:34.720 --> 00:49:39.080 align:center
Shooting got cost.
And I heard, "Peter became a ghost."

00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:41.640 align:center
Sidharth, you?

00:49:41.720 --> 00:49:45.200 align:center
Jupiter got host. Peter became a ghost.

00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:47.920 align:center
-Remember what you told him?
-No.

00:49:48.000 --> 00:49:49.840 align:center
I said, "Peter got lost."

00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:50.760 align:center
Yes.

00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:53.000 align:center
What did you get?

00:49:53.080 --> 00:49:55.040 align:center
Jupiter got host.

00:49:55.120 --> 00:49:56.480 align:center
Peter got lost.

00:49:56.560 --> 00:49:59.040 align:center
-I also said lost.
-The thing is,

00:49:59.120 --> 00:50:03.000 align:center
"Peter got washed,
Peter got thrashed."

00:50:03.080 --> 00:50:04.120 align:center
"Thrashed?"

00:50:05.560 --> 00:50:07.480 align:center
But well played, guys!
A big round of applause!

00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:36.320 align:center
Oh, my God!
Nagu, I'm afraid of humans.

00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:39.400 align:center
Why are you afraid of humans?

00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:40.760 align:center
Seriously!

00:50:40.840 --> 00:50:43.680 align:center
Like us, they are also beings.

00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:45.760 align:center
Yes, hi!

00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:47.880 align:center
-Hello!
-Hi! Superb!

00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:50.000 align:center
Myself Nagpal Yadav!

00:50:50.080 --> 00:50:53.520 align:center
-Nagpal Yadav?
-And this is Snake-mati.

00:50:53.600 --> 00:50:54.560 align:center
Hi!

00:50:55.080 --> 00:50:57.360 align:center
-Hi, let me introduce properly.
-Hi.

00:50:57.440 --> 00:50:59.560 align:center
Basically, he's my father-in-law's son

00:50:59.640 --> 00:51:01.120 align:center
and I'm his father-in-law's daughter.

00:51:01.960 --> 00:51:03.800 align:center
Say it straight, you two are a couple.

00:51:03.880 --> 00:51:06.080 align:center
Come on, bro! We are snakes.

00:51:06.160 --> 00:51:09.320 align:center
When we move like this,
how can we talk straight?

00:51:12.600 --> 00:51:14.720 align:center
-Wow!
-Too good!

00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:17.680 align:center
-Moving like this is a problem.
-Truly.

00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:19.080 align:center
Actually, we stay in Bhandup.

00:51:19.160 --> 00:51:22.120 align:center
-Okay.
-It's ten kilometres to Film City.

00:51:22.200 --> 00:51:26.240 align:center
When we move like this,
it becomes 30 kilometres for us.

00:51:26.320 --> 00:51:27.760 align:center
This is a big problem.

00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:30.880 align:center
Why are you mimicking Jeetu ji?

00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:34.280 align:center
Actually, it's a long story.

00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:36.960 align:center
-Very long.
-But I'll tell you in short.

00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:43.800 align:center
This fat thing…

00:51:48.080 --> 00:51:50.120 align:center
I was slithering,

00:51:50.200 --> 00:51:52.120 align:center
having bhel… Sorry, it's my uncle's song.

00:51:52.200 --> 00:51:55.280 align:center
Actually, I was slithering.

00:51:55.360 --> 00:51:57.760 align:center
I happened to touch Jeetu ji's feet.

00:51:57.840 --> 00:51:59.800 align:center
-Okay.
-He saw me.

00:51:59.880 --> 00:52:01.440 align:center
He thought I was taking his blessings.

00:52:01.520 --> 00:52:04.640 align:center
So, he blessed me.

00:52:04.720 --> 00:52:07.480 align:center
Since then, I talk like him.

00:52:08.200 --> 00:52:09.880 align:center
-How's the logic?
-Awesome.

00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:12.320 align:center
Didn't you take
anyone's blessings, mister?

00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:15.160 align:center
No, I can survive without mimicking.

00:52:23.240 --> 00:52:25.280 align:center
Well, change the topic.

00:52:25.840 --> 00:52:28.640 align:center
Sidharth and Anup ji are here, wow!

00:52:28.720 --> 00:52:30.800 align:center
Great to have you here.

00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:32.760 align:center
Tamannaah and Shweta,

00:52:32.840 --> 00:52:35.840 align:center
great to see you here too!

00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:38.680 align:center
Maniesh Paul, what brings you here?

00:52:42.080 --> 00:52:47.240 align:center
He's our friend. He knows that we
make fun of him when he comes here.

00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:50.920 align:center
That's true. But, Maniesh, too good!

00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:52.320 align:center
Someone texted me yesterday

00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:55.600 align:center
that he did the best job in the movie.

00:52:55.680 --> 00:52:57.280 align:center
-Who texted you?
-He did.

00:52:59.560 --> 00:53:00.760 align:center
He does that.

00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:02.360 align:center
Why have you both come here?

00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:05.440 align:center
Because we are upset with Ekta Kapoor.

00:53:05.520 --> 00:53:10.480 align:center
I mean, I could have replaced
Tamannaah ji.

00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:13.280 align:center
Replace whom?

00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:14.840 align:center
Tamannaah ji.

00:53:14.920 --> 00:53:16.080 align:center
Replace whom?

00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:17.880 align:center
Tamannaah ji.

00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:20.160 align:center
-Replace whom?
-Tamannaah ji.

00:53:20.240 --> 00:53:22.520 align:center
-Replace whom?
-How many times will you ask?

00:53:22.600 --> 00:53:25.840 align:center
Until you feel ashamed of yourself
for saying this.

00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:29.160 align:center
Too good!

00:53:29.240 --> 00:53:30.400 align:center
Awesome!

00:53:31.120 --> 00:53:32.000 align:center
Awesome!

00:53:33.080 --> 00:53:35.880 align:center
She's pairing herself with Sidharth.

00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:36.960 align:center
Pairing?

00:53:37.040 --> 00:53:39.600 align:center
I would agree pairing you with Anup ji.

00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:44.480 align:center
I mean, because…

00:53:45.720 --> 00:53:48.840 align:center
you have seen
such big mistakes in Crime Patrol.

00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:56.080 align:center
-So--
-He earned millions saying it.

00:53:56.160 --> 00:53:57.440 align:center
Really?

00:53:57.520 --> 00:53:59.720 align:center
"Stay alert and stay vigilant!"

00:54:01.080 --> 00:54:04.440 align:center
Sidhu ji, stay alert and stay vigilant!

00:54:04.520 --> 00:54:06.040 align:center
Kapil, stay alert and stay vigilant!

00:54:07.680 --> 00:54:09.440 align:center
I want to earn in millions too.

00:54:09.520 --> 00:54:13.280 align:center
-Go ahead.
-In my life, I have a dream.

00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:14.320 align:center
About me?

00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:16.600 align:center
Not a nightmare, but a dream.

00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:21.680 align:center
Are you serious?

00:54:22.680 --> 00:54:26.200 align:center
-"Not a nightmare, but a dream."
-"Not a nightmare, but a dream."

00:54:26.280 --> 00:54:27.360 align:center
Too good!

00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:30.080 align:center
Okay. Let's go to our burrow.

00:54:30.160 --> 00:54:31.560 align:center
Are you sure you stay in a burrow?

00:54:32.720 --> 00:54:33.560 align:center
Are you sure?

00:54:33.640 --> 00:54:35.000 align:center
Don't misbehave.

00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:38.000 align:center
He is my wife.

00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:44.840 align:center
We are shapeshifters.

00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:47.640 align:center
No one knows that Maniesh Paul
is also a shapeshifter.

00:54:47.720 --> 00:54:50.200 align:center
-Really?
-Yes, you haven't seen him.

00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:53.240 align:center
He plays different roles in movies.

00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:55.280 align:center
He plays the hero's friend in every movie.

00:54:57.640 --> 00:54:59.320 align:center
I was trying to show him some respect.

00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:04.480 align:center
Why are you exposing him?

00:55:06.080 --> 00:55:07.640 align:center
No, he doesn't mind.

00:55:07.720 --> 00:55:10.640 align:center
He doesn't mind.
We have been co-workers.

00:55:11.560 --> 00:55:14.160 align:center
Shweta is also a co-worker, though.

00:55:14.240 --> 00:55:15.520 align:center
But she is beautiful.

00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:18.920 align:center
-He agrees with that too.
-Yes.

00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:20.360 align:center
No, we all are co-workers.

00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:22.360 align:center
Paaji, that's why we get jealous.

00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:26.200 align:center
Right?

00:55:27.160 --> 00:55:29.520 align:center
-Kapil, there was a time…
-Yes.

00:55:29.600 --> 00:55:31.720 align:center
…when we all used to work together.

00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:35.800 align:center
-Yes.
-Today, he made it to the movies

00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:38.040 align:center
and we are still here,
earning in millions.

00:55:41.600 --> 00:55:42.640 align:center
Not fair!

00:55:46.120 --> 00:55:47.080 align:center
The snake charmer is here!

00:55:48.520 --> 00:55:49.680 align:center
Let's hide!

00:55:49.760 --> 00:55:51.440 align:center
The snake charmer is here!

00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:07.840 align:center
He's too good!

00:56:18.040 --> 00:56:19.880 align:center
-Awesome!
-Too good!

00:56:22.520 --> 00:56:24.720 align:center
Wow, Amrish Puri sahab!

00:56:35.640 --> 00:56:37.240 align:center
It's Saturday today, not salsa night.

00:56:41.800 --> 00:56:43.800 align:center
She is a snake.

00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:45.320 align:center
No, she is Tamannaah.

00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:47.040 align:center
-She is a snake.
-She is Shweta.

00:56:48.040 --> 00:56:52.320 align:center
Strange. How come there's no snake
in Ekta Kapoor's movie?

00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:55.680 align:center
Right!

00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:57.440 align:center
There's a snake here.

00:56:58.120 --> 00:57:00.280 align:center
My Tommy can smell it.

00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:03.080 align:center
There's a snake here.

00:57:03.160 --> 00:57:04.320 align:center
Is Tommy your dog?

00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:06.600 align:center
No, I have named my nose as Tommy.

00:57:06.680 --> 00:57:07.880 align:center
I see!

00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:11.320 align:center
There's a snake here.

00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:13.760 align:center
She won't reveal herself so easily.

00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:17.280 align:center
I think I should call her with a been.

00:57:18.080 --> 00:57:18.920 align:center
Come on.

00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:21.160 align:center
Come on.

00:57:21.760 --> 00:57:23.040 align:center
What kind of been is this?

00:57:23.120 --> 00:57:24.560 align:center
A coffee bean.

00:57:27.080 --> 00:57:29.640 align:center
Columbian coffee bean!

00:57:33.040 --> 00:57:35.960 align:center
Hand-roasted and picked.

00:57:38.120 --> 00:57:39.600 align:center
Is this a coffee bean?

00:57:39.680 --> 00:57:43.040 align:center
-Sidhu ji, snakes nowadays…
-Yes?

00:57:43.120 --> 00:57:45.200 align:center
…are addicted to coffee.

00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.040 align:center
Caffeine-addicted.

00:57:47.120 --> 00:57:49.280 align:center
-Come on.
-The bean looks like goat poop.

00:57:52.040 --> 00:57:52.880 align:center
Come on.

00:57:53.720 --> 00:57:54.560 align:center
Come on.

00:57:54.640 --> 00:57:55.800 align:center
She's not coming.

00:57:55.880 --> 00:57:56.840 align:center
Come on.

00:57:56.920 --> 00:57:59.080 align:center
She won't come so easily.

00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:02.360 align:center
I have to play the been.

00:58:19.520 --> 00:58:22.360 align:center
She is a snake.

00:58:26.760 --> 00:58:29.520 align:center
She is a snake.

00:58:32.120 --> 00:58:33.320 align:center
The snake ran out of battery.

00:58:43.240 --> 00:58:44.440 align:center
Enough, please!

00:58:44.520 --> 00:58:46.960 align:center
She is a snake.

00:58:47.040 --> 00:58:47.920 align:center
Stop it now!

00:58:49.280 --> 00:58:50.400 align:center
Why are you after me?

00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:52.800 align:center
You both are wasting time here.

00:58:53.440 --> 00:58:57.360 align:center
People are selling dumplings
in your basket.

00:58:58.520 --> 00:59:00.440 align:center
-Dumplings?
-Yes.

00:59:00.520 --> 00:59:02.800 align:center
Selling dumplings?

00:59:04.120 --> 00:59:05.280 align:center
Hey!

00:59:05.360 --> 00:59:08.320 align:center
Oh, in Chinese restaurants?

00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:09.520 align:center
Yes!

00:59:09.600 --> 00:59:12.320 align:center
Dumplings come in baskets, you see.

00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:13.920 align:center
We have seen it.

00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:16.360 align:center
Let them understand it first.

00:59:18.040 --> 00:59:19.600 align:center
Then we will move ahead.

00:59:23.640 --> 00:59:26.240 align:center
Come here.

00:59:26.920 --> 00:59:30.200 align:center
I'm not here to tame you.

00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:31.200 align:center
Wow!

00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:33.280 align:center
So, do you want to make me
your girlfriend?

00:59:37.240 --> 00:59:40.000 align:center
No, Snake Queen!

00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:46.800 align:center
I won't make you my girlfriend.

00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:51.640 align:center
If I did that
and asked you if you had food,

00:59:51.720 --> 00:59:53.880 align:center
you would eat my food too.

00:59:57.080 --> 00:59:59.240 align:center
-Where is the bathroom?
-What?

00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:01.840 align:center
Are you here to use the bathroom?

01:00:02.600 --> 01:00:04.480 align:center
-No.
-Then why are you asking?

01:00:04.560 --> 01:00:06.920 align:center
-I have my been there.
-What been?

01:00:07.000 --> 01:00:08.080 align:center
Dustbin.

01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:10.600 align:center
Does he mean the dustbin?

01:00:10.680 --> 01:00:11.920 align:center
Yes.

01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:13.080 align:center
Why a dustbin?

01:00:13.160 --> 01:00:15.800 align:center
I have kept important papers
in the dustbin.

01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:17.160 align:center
-What papers?
-What papers?

01:00:17.240 --> 01:00:19.160 align:center
Tissue papers!

01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:23.480 align:center
How can tissue papers be important?

01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:27.600 align:center
When I take you away,

01:00:27.680 --> 01:00:30.320 align:center
you will shed tears.

01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:31.480 align:center
Why so?

01:00:31.560 --> 01:00:34.840 align:center
Then you will ask for tissue papers.

01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.720 align:center
So, they are important.

01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:40.280 align:center
Today, I will put you in my basket.

01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:41.960 align:center
No, please!

01:00:42.040 --> 01:00:44.440 align:center
Please, don't take her away. Listen!

01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:46.960 align:center
-No, please.
-Snake charmer!

01:00:47.040 --> 01:00:51.720 align:center
-Don't take her away immediately.
-What the heck do you mean?

01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.680 align:center
-No, don't take her.
-No, please.

01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:55.080 align:center
I beg of you.

01:00:55.560 --> 01:00:57.000 align:center
She's my wife.

01:00:57.080 --> 01:00:58.840 align:center
I will die if she leaves.

01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:01.200 align:center
-Why do you want to take me away?
-Please!

01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.440 align:center
Why do you want to take me away?

01:01:03.520 --> 01:01:08.000 align:center
Because she has betrayed me.

01:01:08.080 --> 01:01:11.720 align:center
-What?
-She has unfollowed me on SnakeChat!

01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:13.200 align:center
SnakeChat?

01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:16.520 align:center
Follow me right now.

01:01:16.600 --> 01:01:19.000 align:center
-I will follow you.
-Did you really do it?

01:01:19.080 --> 01:01:20.920 align:center
So, you will take my wife away?

01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:23.160 align:center
Not this follow,

01:01:23.240 --> 01:01:28.760 align:center
you will follow me everywhere I go.

01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:30.600 align:center
But why?

01:01:30.680 --> 01:01:34.560 align:center
So that you lose weight
and fit in my basket.

01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:39.800 align:center
-This is not done.
-Come on.

01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:41.840 align:center
-What?
-Come on.

01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:44.640 align:center
-What kind of invite is that?
-Come in my basket.

01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:48.280 align:center
I'm never wrong.

01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:52.320 align:center
Do you know
why you weren't cast in the movie?

01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:56.000 align:center
Because…

01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.240 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:07.800 align:center
-She is a snake!
-No.

01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:12.880 align:center
She is a snake!

01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:21.680 align:center
She's neither single, nor engaged.

01:02:23.600 --> 01:02:26.440 align:center
She is a snake!

01:02:31.120 --> 01:02:33.480 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:40.720 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:43.560 --> 01:02:46.520 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:52.040 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:56.920 align:center
She is a snake.

01:02:58.240 --> 01:03:00.880 align:center
She is a snake.

01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.400 align:center
Neither engaged…

01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:07.600 align:center
She is a snake.

01:03:10.600 --> 01:03:13.120 align:center
She is a snake!

01:03:15.600 --> 01:03:17.960 align:center
She is a snake.

01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:22.480 align:center
This is not the end.

01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:24.120 align:center
A big round of applause!

01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:28.120 align:center
The festival of laughter
has begun on Netflix!

01:03:28.200 --> 01:03:31.360 align:center
See you next Saturday.
Till then, good night and goodbye!

01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:32.760 align:center
Be happy! Love you all!

01:03:36.640 --> 01:03:39.560 align:center
With a big round of applause,
please welcome Sunil Gavaskar sahab,

01:03:39.640 --> 01:03:41.280 align:center
and "Little Master" Ravi Shastri ji.

01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:43.960 align:center
Wrong number.
He was the "Little Master."

01:03:44.040 --> 01:03:45.960 align:center
He is also a master of little, got it?

01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:49.240 align:center
Sunny bhai, how could you play
without a helmet?

01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:51.200 align:center
There was nothing inside to protect.

01:03:52.120 --> 01:03:55.720 align:center
Your player friend
who gives you bad advice?

01:03:55.800 --> 01:03:57.040 align:center
Sidhu sahab!

01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:01.280 align:center
My room partner was Ravi Shastri,
so when I entered the room,

01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:05.320 align:center
there was a girl who said hi,
and Ravi was like this.

01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:08.680 align:center
I said, "Bye!" No, don't!

01:04:10.360 --> 01:04:12.600 align:center
Maybe we have to sit and talk.

01:04:12.680 --> 01:04:16.920 align:center
Okay, I will sit on Ravi Shastri
and you sit on Sunil Gavaskar.

01:04:18.240 --> 01:04:20.400 align:center
Netflix Sidhu ji, how are you?

01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:22.800 align:center
-We can't understand you.
-Wait a minute.

01:04:23.640 --> 01:04:24.840 align:center
His…

01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:27.280 align:center
His dentures are coming out.

01:05:28.520 --> 01:05:31.440 align:center
Subtitle translation by: Unique Pattnaik,
Sajna Nair, Sandeep Hosamani