WEBVTT 00:31.600 --> 00:33.880 Good evening, and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show. 00:37.960 --> 00:38.800 Where's Archana ji? 00:40.160 --> 00:44.960 -Did you make her disappear? -Even if her mind and body are elsewhere, 00:45.040 --> 00:46.680 she's glued right here. 00:46.760 --> 00:47.760 Really? 00:55.720 --> 00:57.040 Archana ji has a speciality. 00:57.120 --> 00:58.600 When she laughs with you, it's nice. 00:58.680 --> 01:00.600 It's scary if you only hear it. 01:02.120 --> 01:03.800 Archana ji reminds me, 01:03.880 --> 01:06.120 we all heard scary stories as kids. 01:06.800 --> 01:08.880 Archana ji reminded me of a story, not a scary one. 01:12.160 --> 01:14.360 She'll come on the next episode and beat me up. 01:14.440 --> 01:15.440 She'll beat you up. 01:15.520 --> 01:18.680 There are many such stories and folktales 01:18.760 --> 01:20.840 that people have their own beliefs about. 01:20.920 --> 01:23.800 Some believe they're true, others see them as just stories. 01:23.880 --> 01:27.680 There's also a beautiful film based on a similar folktale, The Vvaan. 01:27.760 --> 01:29.640 So let's invite its cast here. 01:29.720 --> 01:36.120 Please welcome Mr. Sidharth Malhotra and Tamannaah Bhatia. 02:37.120 --> 02:40.920 Please give our guests a big round of applause! 02:41.000 --> 02:42.360 Sidharth bhai, welcome. 02:42.440 --> 02:43.360 Very nice! 02:43.440 --> 02:44.880 -Welcome, Tamannaah. -Thank you so much. 02:46.600 --> 02:49.160 Thank you so much, guys. Thank you so much. 02:50.040 --> 02:52.520 What an amazing pair Tamannaah and I make. 02:54.120 --> 02:56.600 -Sidharth! -His habit, 02:56.680 --> 02:59.480 -in so many years… -Yes, it won't go! 03:01.840 --> 03:05.080 I've been coming here since my first film, Student of the Year. 03:05.160 --> 03:07.800 -Yes. -And I have so much fun every time. 03:10.880 --> 03:13.240 We run around promoting our films, 03:13.320 --> 03:16.360 but whenever it's about Kapil's show, we all get so excited. 03:16.440 --> 03:17.280 Come on! 03:18.960 --> 03:22.960 The excitement is in the girls' hearts when they see him. 03:23.960 --> 03:27.160 The girls go flocking… 03:27.840 --> 03:31.960 wherever Public Temptation Sidharth goes! 03:35.720 --> 03:36.920 Wow! 03:37.000 --> 03:39.880 -One research shows, Kapil… -Yes. 03:39.960 --> 03:42.880 …that even glasses come off when they see Tamannaah. 03:45.480 --> 03:46.320 Wow! 03:46.400 --> 03:48.680 "Seeing Tamannaah makes glasses come off!" 03:50.200 --> 03:52.720 -Then the wife's sandals comes off too. -You… 03:54.120 --> 03:56.760 -See? -And when the wife's sandal comes off, 03:56.840 --> 03:58.520 even the biggest player straightens up. 04:03.640 --> 04:05.160 Tamannaah, you look so lovely. 04:05.240 --> 04:07.240 -Thank you. -Flowers on your saree, hair, 04:07.320 --> 04:08.720 and you're a flower yourself. 04:08.800 --> 04:11.240 -Wow! -Kapil, I'm wearing an Anarkali suit. 04:11.320 --> 04:13.200 -Where does it look like a saree to you? -Hey! 04:13.280 --> 04:14.960 If I could take my eyes off your face, I'd look. 04:18.400 --> 04:20.520 Turn the lights down a bit. You know Tamannaah's coming here. 04:21.600 --> 04:23.800 We don't need this much light. She shines in the dark. 04:23.880 --> 04:25.839 -Correct! -No joke. Turn off the lights and see it. 04:27.880 --> 04:30.560 This is Sidharth and Tamannaah's first film together. 04:31.120 --> 04:32.160 Yes. 04:32.240 --> 04:34.480 Sidharth told the press 04:34.560 --> 04:37.000 that working with Tamannaah fulfilled his dream. 04:37.800 --> 04:41.960 When you got home, didn't Kiara say what was in the media? 04:42.560 --> 04:45.160 "You told me the same thing." 04:45.240 --> 04:48.240 -How'd you manage? -No. See, as an artist, 04:48.320 --> 04:52.200 I've admired her work for years. 04:52.280 --> 04:54.600 After all these years, I finally got to be paired with her, 04:54.680 --> 04:58.440 so my dream was fulfilled. 04:58.520 --> 04:59.640 Wow! 04:59.720 --> 05:01.080 Kapil, come on! 05:02.680 --> 05:04.600 Ki and he, are couple goals, okay? 05:05.160 --> 05:06.680 Everyone wants to be like them. 05:06.760 --> 05:09.360 They're actually couple goals for the whole country. 05:09.440 --> 05:11.280 They're very cute. 05:11.360 --> 05:14.120 -I think they're just-- -Keep talking. 05:16.400 --> 05:17.680 I mean… 05:17.760 --> 05:20.760 -Wow. -My soul got happy. 05:20.840 --> 05:24.600 Like Sidharth said he had a dream to work with you, 05:24.680 --> 05:29.640 similarly, actresses have a dream to work with a certain actor. 05:29.720 --> 05:33.200 We heard that your dream was to work with Ranjeet sahab. 05:34.840 --> 05:37.320 -And hear him say, "Hey." -Yes, correct. 05:38.760 --> 05:43.400 I've been a film fan since childhood, and I've followed his work. 05:43.480 --> 05:45.400 Of course, he plays the "original baddie." 05:45.480 --> 05:46.560 -Villain. -When I did "Ghafoor" with him… 05:46.640 --> 05:48.000 -Yeah. -I was like, 05:48.080 --> 05:49.600 "Sir, can you do that for me once?" 05:49.680 --> 05:51.800 -Yes. -You do it once. 05:51.880 --> 05:53.240 Hey. 05:59.360 --> 06:03.360 This film, The Vvaan, is based on a jungle story. 06:03.440 --> 06:05.200 How many days did you shoot in the jungle, Sidharth? 06:05.280 --> 06:08.200 We shot in the jungle for months. 06:08.280 --> 06:10.800 We also built many sets in the jungle. 06:10.880 --> 06:13.440 We had a great time shooting the film, The Vvaan, 06:13.520 --> 06:16.880 roaming around in forest, and we hope the audience is enjoying it too. 06:19.800 --> 06:22.280 Have you heard stories like these as a child? 06:22.360 --> 06:24.040 Do you believe in them? 06:24.880 --> 06:27.000 I think in our country, 06:27.080 --> 06:30.160 in every few kilometres, there's a story. 06:30.240 --> 06:32.800 -Right. -Even more so in interior India. 06:32.880 --> 06:35.040 I love hearing stories, so, yeah. 06:35.120 --> 06:37.480 Do you know any scary stories? Scare our audience a bit. 06:39.240 --> 06:41.640 -Would anyone be scared looking at her? -Not at all. 06:41.720 --> 06:43.760 If you found her in the jungle, you'd… 06:46.000 --> 06:47.520 What? 06:49.000 --> 06:50.960 I'm talking about Kapil. 06:52.800 --> 06:54.760 So, guys, we're talking about the film. 06:54.840 --> 06:57.760 Let's call the other key characters from the film. 06:57.840 --> 06:59.520 Please welcome Mr. Anup Soni. 07:00.880 --> 07:04.080 Mr. Maniesh Paul, and the very beautiful Shweta Tiwari. 07:12.400 --> 07:14.000 Welcome! 07:15.240 --> 07:16.640 Maniesh, my bro! 07:22.240 --> 07:23.560 Sidhu paaji! 07:24.360 --> 07:26.680 You've spread everywhere without a cloud. 07:26.760 --> 07:29.480 Wow! First, a big round of applause for the strawberry ice cream! 07:33.680 --> 07:35.720 You're actually looking like ice cream today, paaji. 07:35.800 --> 07:37.560 Careful, someone might lick you. 07:41.440 --> 07:45.320 Shweta's an old friend. We've worked together a lot on Comedy Circus. 07:45.400 --> 07:48.000 See that uncle sitting in front? When Tamannaah came, 07:48.080 --> 07:50.000 he took off his glasses, cleaned them, and put them back on. 07:51.400 --> 07:53.440 It hasn't even been three minutes and he's doing it again. 07:55.800 --> 07:58.040 -Glasses… -Wonderful! 07:58.120 --> 08:01.360 You all must've seen film posters, right? 08:01.440 --> 08:06.240 Like a horror movie poster with big ghostly eyes of the heroine, 08:06.320 --> 08:08.880 and the hero standing with a trident. 08:08.960 --> 08:10.120 Two people on the poster. 08:10.200 --> 08:13.440 Then below are passport-size photos of the important characters. 08:13.520 --> 08:14.800 These three are them! 08:18.800 --> 08:21.600 -Passport… -Passport! 08:21.680 --> 08:23.520 -They are important characters. -He's my friend! 08:23.600 --> 08:25.280 But he's absolutely right. 08:25.360 --> 08:28.440 Some characters at least have their faces shown. 08:28.520 --> 08:31.720 Others make money by talking to them. 08:31.800 --> 08:33.120 Come on. 08:37.559 --> 08:39.440 And they learn from them 08:39.520 --> 08:43.320 that no matter how much work you do, EMIs are paid through TV, not films. 08:49.480 --> 08:50.880 Buddy, look. 08:50.960 --> 08:54.160 Look at the scene here. First Netflix came, 08:54.240 --> 08:57.120 then CID, then Crime Patrol, 08:57.200 --> 08:58.720 and now Soni himself is here. 09:02.280 --> 09:05.640 You know, when you three were coming, Archana ji saw you and ran away. 09:05.720 --> 09:08.160 She said, "The TV people have come to take me back." 09:09.560 --> 09:12.440 A very warm welcome. It's great to see everyone. 09:12.520 --> 09:13.560 How are you, Shweta? 09:13.640 --> 09:16.360 Very good. And I was very excited to come here. 09:16.440 --> 09:19.240 The moment I knew I'm meeting Kapil, 09:19.320 --> 09:21.080 my excitement was on another level since morning. 09:21.160 --> 09:24.160 She's an old friend. We did Comedy Circus and defeated him. 09:24.240 --> 09:25.160 Yeah! 09:30.320 --> 09:36.920 I want to talk about Soni sahab. We've always heard you say, 09:37.000 --> 09:39.760 "Stay alert and stay vigilant!" 09:39.840 --> 09:43.360 Where was your alertness when Ajay Devgn sahab did four episodes before you? 09:44.120 --> 09:45.560 Not four, fifteen! 09:45.640 --> 09:47.240 -Fifteen episodes! -Fifteen. 09:47.320 --> 09:49.560 He was doing well. Why did he need the money? 09:53.960 --> 09:56.080 We've seen Shweta for years. 09:56.160 --> 09:58.920 She was like this then, and even more beautiful now. 09:59.840 --> 10:01.800 It's been so many years, she's still the same. 10:03.920 --> 10:07.520 And she has a 21-year-old daughter just as stunning as she is. 10:09.800 --> 10:13.160 Do you follow Palak's diet, or does she follow yours? Tell me. 10:14.200 --> 10:16.480 We don't follow each other's diets at all. 10:17.320 --> 10:21.560 I just have to exercise a bit more. She's a little more chilled, so… 10:21.640 --> 10:24.600 People compete with others, 10:24.680 --> 10:26.960 but mother and daughter compete with each other. 10:27.560 --> 10:30.760 When a producer comes to sign, Palak says, "Mummy, someone's coming." 10:30.840 --> 10:32.920 -"Don't come out." -Not at all. 10:33.000 --> 10:36.320 Because, at times, after seeing Shweta, producers ask the director, 10:36.400 --> 10:37.480 "Should we cast the mother?" 10:41.800 --> 10:44.360 Let me tell you about Maniesh. We've worked together a lot. 10:44.440 --> 10:47.000 He's like my brother. We shared a great bond. 10:47.080 --> 10:49.000 He always brought food from home. 10:49.080 --> 10:51.520 I'd eat his food, and he'd eat my lines. 10:51.600 --> 10:52.840 So… 10:54.080 --> 10:56.280 Maniesh just can't stay quiet. 10:56.360 --> 10:58.160 -So, bhai, I'll give you a task today. -Yes. 10:58.240 --> 11:02.400 -Guests, please take your seats here. -Come. 11:02.480 --> 11:03.760 Tamannaah, wait two minutes. 11:03.840 --> 11:05.800 -Tamannaah and I'll come. -Okay. 11:05.880 --> 11:08.400 Okay? And imagine I'm the hero of The Vvaan. 11:09.200 --> 11:12.240 -Hey! -Say whatever you want. Something nice. 11:15.280 --> 11:16.640 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 11:16.720 --> 11:20.560 please welcome the beautiful superstar, Tamannaah Bhatia! 11:20.640 --> 11:26.160 And with her, a great entry by Kapil Sharma. 11:44.880 --> 11:46.000 He's not moving. 11:49.280 --> 11:50.600 Thank you, guys. 11:53.520 --> 11:56.080 Wow! Tamannaah, what an entry! 11:56.160 --> 11:58.160 -Thank you, guys. -Kapil, what are you doing? 11:58.240 --> 12:00.760 You look like you were a slipper thief. 12:01.520 --> 12:03.800 Come in style, I'm making you the hero! 12:04.440 --> 12:07.200 You danced like Archana ji. Don't do that. 12:08.400 --> 12:09.720 Tamannaah, please teach him. 12:09.800 --> 12:11.200 My hip shake in the dance was good. 12:11.280 --> 12:12.960 Sidharth bhai, one second. 12:13.040 --> 12:16.040 My left-side thumka really sticks out. 12:16.120 --> 12:17.640 Your thumka isn't even moving. 12:17.720 --> 12:20.880 Earlier my thumka was bigger, now I've made it small. 12:24.280 --> 12:25.920 It's now a tiny thumka. 12:29.440 --> 12:32.960 -Thumka, paaji, do this. -Yes, like this. 12:33.040 --> 12:35.520 You do it. Play the song. 12:35.600 --> 12:38.120 Come, Sidharth bhai, you've done it in the movie. You watch. 12:38.200 --> 12:40.960 Ask Tamannaah who she wants to dance with. Everybody wants to dance with her. 13:17.360 --> 13:18.280 Okay. 13:20.000 --> 13:21.280 Okay. 13:21.360 --> 13:22.200 Do it. 13:22.280 --> 13:26.560 Guys, no matter what you do, Siddharth Malhotra is the hero. 13:31.320 --> 13:33.360 Love you, my bro! Please, come. 13:35.240 --> 13:38.600 Maniesh, after seeing my dance, what's your reaction? 13:38.680 --> 13:44.120 Actually, seeing Kapil's dance taught me what not to do. 13:44.200 --> 13:45.400 That's why I danced after him. 13:50.120 --> 13:51.760 -Sidharth bhai. -Yes. 13:51.840 --> 13:54.280 What's Maniesh's role in the film? 13:55.840 --> 13:58.920 He plays my best friend in the film. 13:59.000 --> 14:01.440 -You know the last film, JugJugg Jeeyo? -Yes. 14:01.520 --> 14:04.680 Kiara was the heroine and he played her brother. 14:08.440 --> 14:10.840 In this film, he's your friend. A friend's a brother, too. 14:10.920 --> 14:14.080 So, do you two pay him per film, or have you put him on a monthly salary? 14:19.560 --> 14:21.920 Maniesh doesn't do just any film. 14:22.000 --> 14:24.800 He only does one when he gets an offer. 14:28.120 --> 14:30.560 And whoever offers him a film, 14:30.640 --> 14:33.080 he spends every festival at that producer's house. 14:34.520 --> 14:38.160 A producer brought Ganpati home for three days, he left on the eighth day. 14:40.720 --> 14:41.840 He's pure-hearted. 14:41.920 --> 14:43.480 Whenever he gets a film, 14:43.560 --> 14:46.080 and he finds out Sidharth's in it, he gives him the main role. 14:46.160 --> 14:47.680 Yes. 14:47.760 --> 14:51.280 -He says, "I'll be the friend--" -He's very talented, never arrogant. 14:51.360 --> 14:53.000 It's all Mata Rani's grace. 14:58.120 --> 15:01.160 Kapil, seeing you two made me realize… 15:01.240 --> 15:03.880 -What? -…that hosting is one thing, 15:03.960 --> 15:06.880 but you're a natural roaster. 15:06.960 --> 15:09.280 The kind of roasting people do these days… 15:09.360 --> 15:12.920 Your kind of roast is family-friendly. 15:13.000 --> 15:14.920 -Thank you so much! -Yes! 15:15.000 --> 15:16.120 OG roasters! 15:16.200 --> 15:17.640 Tamannaah, thank you. 15:20.520 --> 15:22.840 Do you think these kids learned by watching you? 15:23.800 --> 15:26.320 We're learning from kids what not to say. 15:26.400 --> 15:27.240 Yes. 15:29.240 --> 15:30.800 Actually! 15:30.880 --> 15:34.840 No, but it is. Hats off to Kapil and team and even Maniesh. 15:35.480 --> 15:37.240 Paaji, doing clean comedy 15:37.320 --> 15:40.800 and roasts cleanly, using good words 15:40.880 --> 15:45.120 that make the other person laugh, not feel offended. No swearing at all. 15:45.200 --> 15:48.280 That's the best thing about their writing and their comedy. 15:48.360 --> 15:49.440 Thank you, guys. 15:50.280 --> 15:52.720 And I think hats off. Thank you. Hats off. 15:55.120 --> 15:56.920 Tamannaah has a jewellery store. Please hire us both. 15:57.000 --> 15:58.160 Yes. 15:58.240 --> 15:59.360 We sell great rings. 15:59.440 --> 16:02.040 I'll make you all to shop for your respective wives. 16:02.120 --> 16:06.080 Don't think about your wives today. Tamannaah Bhatia is here. 16:06.160 --> 16:07.600 I'll remind you. 16:07.680 --> 16:09.720 But keep us in your store. 16:09.800 --> 16:11.840 We'll be the two diamonds there. 16:11.920 --> 16:12.760 Wow! 16:14.720 --> 16:16.280 I don't use lab-grown diamonds. 16:16.800 --> 16:18.000 What diamond did she say? 16:18.080 --> 16:19.880 You know what's different about us? 16:19.960 --> 16:22.040 Well… you've never even seen a diamond. 16:22.120 --> 16:23.160 So the diamond… 16:24.200 --> 16:26.400 -Lab-grown? -Yes, lab-grown. 16:26.480 --> 16:28.720 You know that small one you used to get from the cart? 16:28.800 --> 16:31.600 This is the expensive version of that. It's different. 16:31.680 --> 16:32.800 The ones on your jacket? 16:32.880 --> 16:33.880 Shut up! 16:35.000 --> 16:37.120 He got nails from a hardware store 16:37.200 --> 16:39.440 and put them on so they'd look like diamonds. 16:40.760 --> 16:41.640 So… 16:42.600 --> 16:44.880 -We never learned one thing, Maniesh. -What? 16:44.960 --> 16:46.800 We keep saying, "Good evening!" 16:46.880 --> 16:48.200 Have you heard Sidharth? 16:48.280 --> 16:49.360 "No, nothing like that." 16:50.480 --> 16:52.440 You have to speak from the base. 16:52.520 --> 16:55.120 Tamannaah, do you believe in these kind of stories? 16:55.200 --> 16:56.840 Like the ghost stories? 16:56.920 --> 16:58.920 Hey, I swear, do you know how your voice sounds? 16:59.000 --> 17:02.640 "Trains departing from Platform 4 will now depart from Platform 5." 17:03.400 --> 17:06.040 When you know it'll arrive on Platform 5, then leave! 17:11.160 --> 17:14.079 Okay! On a very serious note, 17:14.160 --> 17:15.920 this film, The Vvaan, 17:16.000 --> 17:18.480 you'll see paranormal activities too. 17:18.560 --> 17:22.520 But have you ever felt that personally? 17:22.599 --> 17:25.640 Or even if it was just your imagination, have you ever felt that way? 17:26.400 --> 17:28.520 No, I haven't experienced that. 17:28.599 --> 17:30.280 You've never seen a ghost? 17:30.359 --> 17:33.160 No, I'm more scared of people than ghosts. 17:33.240 --> 17:34.800 People do ghostly things. 17:34.880 --> 17:37.440 Humans are quite capable, after all. 17:37.520 --> 17:40.120 Yes, you're right. 17:41.120 --> 17:41.960 That's true. 17:44.920 --> 17:47.160 -Sidharth, what about you? -You know, every neighbourhood, 17:47.240 --> 17:49.760 every colony has a haunted house. 17:49.840 --> 17:52.920 We grew up in Delhi, and there was this old house 17:53.000 --> 17:54.640 where we'd play hide-and-seek. 17:55.600 --> 17:58.520 Everyone was scared to go there. 17:58.600 --> 18:02.280 People would tell you all sorts of crazy stories, 18:02.360 --> 18:03.920 like, someone saw something, 18:04.000 --> 18:05.880 something happened there, you hear voices. 18:06.440 --> 18:09.560 So those made-up stories influence you. 18:10.120 --> 18:11.160 We experienced a lot of that. 18:11.240 --> 18:13.280 It was fun, though, but it was scary back then. 18:13.360 --> 18:15.200 It was scary then. 18:15.280 --> 18:18.000 Now it's fine, I'm a hero now, so I'm a little more confident. 18:21.240 --> 18:23.720 Shweta, do you believe in ghosts? 18:23.800 --> 18:25.520 Not at all. 18:25.600 --> 18:29.560 Many times, I've heard that this particular man talks to ghosts. 18:29.640 --> 18:32.160 -Many people-- -I've seen many people like them. 18:32.240 --> 18:34.720 They say he can summon ghosts and talk to them. 18:34.800 --> 18:38.160 Yeah, I've seen people claim they can summon spirits too. 18:38.240 --> 18:41.360 They do all the talking themselves. They don't let you talk directly. 18:41.440 --> 18:42.440 Right? 18:43.080 --> 18:43.960 Maniesh? 18:44.040 --> 18:46.200 I'm actually really scared of ghosts. 18:46.280 --> 18:49.200 No, I was saying, "If you want to leave, then leave." 18:52.320 --> 18:53.560 He's my brother. 18:55.400 --> 18:57.480 Okay, now tell me, do you believe? 18:57.560 --> 18:59.200 I'm really scared of ghosts. 18:59.280 --> 19:01.600 I sleep with the lights on when I'm alone. 19:02.080 --> 19:04.600 But something actually happened once. 19:04.680 --> 19:06.480 -My daughter Saisha, you know her. -Yes. 19:06.560 --> 19:08.760 She was about three or four. 19:08.840 --> 19:12.040 I was watching TV when she said, "Papa, don't." 19:12.600 --> 19:15.760 I asked, "Why?" She said, "Aunty's telling me don't." 19:16.560 --> 19:19.480 I swear, I'm not joking. I was watching TV, 19:19.560 --> 19:23.480 I stopped and looked around. It was just the two of us. Who's aunty? 19:23.560 --> 19:26.520 I asked, "Which aunty, beta?" 19:26.600 --> 19:28.160 She said, "She's sitting right there." 19:29.240 --> 19:30.160 -I swear. -Oh, God. 19:30.240 --> 19:34.720 I froze for two minutes. I thought, "She's my daughter, but I'm not leaving." 19:36.560 --> 19:37.640 "I won't leave." 19:39.440 --> 19:42.280 I quietly left the room and called my wife. 19:42.360 --> 19:44.120 I said, "Seriously, do you see anything?" 19:44.200 --> 19:46.280 She said no. I said, "She keeps saying 'aunty.'" 19:46.360 --> 19:49.680 I swear, for three or four months, she kept saying, "Aunty's sitting there." 19:49.760 --> 19:51.640 "She's wearing a saree." I was terrified. 19:52.160 --> 19:55.600 Someone later told me that kids sometimes see things. 19:55.680 --> 19:57.640 -Should I tell you something? -Yes. 19:57.720 --> 20:00.040 You know, we're taught to fear this as kids. 20:00.120 --> 20:03.880 My father, he never scared me with it. 20:03.960 --> 20:06.080 And he was so strict… 20:06.160 --> 20:08.480 I'm talking about '73, '74. 20:09.640 --> 20:11.600 We got a quarter for pocket money. 20:11.680 --> 20:15.720 And I'm telling you how eager we were to mess with ghosts. 20:15.800 --> 20:17.720 We got a quarter. 20:17.800 --> 20:19.880 A huge bronze glass 20:19.960 --> 20:23.160 of thick milk came with jalebi, and the quarter was gone. 20:23.240 --> 20:26.040 Papa wouldn't give us any more money, he was very strict. 20:26.120 --> 20:29.200 Then we found out that when corpses were cremated, 20:29.280 --> 20:32.520 people threw quarters afterwards. 20:33.640 --> 20:37.680 So at 10:30 pm, my friends and I would take a torch and go steal those quarters. 20:40.640 --> 20:44.840 We'd go fully prepared, thinking if a ghost showed up, 20:44.920 --> 20:46.360 we'd deal with it. 20:46.440 --> 20:48.440 We'd collect those quarters and bring them back. 20:48.520 --> 20:52.080 At first, the priest there was scared 20:52.160 --> 20:54.680 and thought the ghost might hit him if he picked up the quarter. 20:54.760 --> 20:56.080 Later, he started picking them up too. 21:01.440 --> 21:04.160 Do we have anyone in our audience 21:04.240 --> 21:06.560 who believes in superstitions? 21:06.640 --> 21:08.000 Yes, buddy. Hello, sir. 21:08.080 --> 21:10.600 Namaste, sir. Om Sai Ram to all! 21:10.680 --> 21:12.920 I am Darshan Vaidya. I've come from Shirdi. 21:13.000 --> 21:14.800 I didn't believe in superstitions, 21:14.880 --> 21:19.200 but elders always said you shouldn't cut your nails in the evening. 21:19.880 --> 21:21.920 -It brings bad luck to the house. -Then what? 21:22.000 --> 21:25.000 So I'd cut my nails in the evening, and every time I did, 21:25.080 --> 21:27.760 my parents would fight. 21:27.840 --> 21:30.320 -So, that-- -Beta, you're mistaken. 21:30.400 --> 21:32.480 Even if you stop, the dishes will still clatter. 21:35.840 --> 21:40.840 They told me, "Don't cut your nails at night. We end up fighting." 21:40.920 --> 21:42.640 Why don't you just have your nails pulled out? 21:44.240 --> 21:46.880 These are the kids parents leave at carnivals. 21:46.960 --> 21:48.480 But on a serious note, 21:48.560 --> 21:51.160 the reason they say not to cut nails in the evening 21:51.240 --> 21:54.600 is that they're sharp. You can't see in the dark, 21:54.680 --> 21:56.120 and a piece could fall and get lost somewhere. 21:56.200 --> 21:57.400 Or fall into your food. 21:57.480 --> 21:59.200 Or fall into your food, that's the reason. 21:59.280 --> 22:01.400 Many traditions in our country were made because, 22:01.480 --> 22:02.640 otherwise, people wouldn't listen. 22:02.720 --> 22:06.040 -Exactly! -Like, you see… 22:06.120 --> 22:07.680 When we go abroad, 22:07.760 --> 22:10.400 we are supposed to keep the car speed within limits and we do it. 22:10.920 --> 22:12.600 Here, rules are displayed but no one follows. 22:12.680 --> 22:14.440 So, psychological attack becomes necessary, 22:14.520 --> 22:16.920 like, "Drive slow and we'll meet again." 22:17.000 --> 22:18.840 "Drive fast and end up at the cremation ground." 22:19.640 --> 22:20.840 They scare people. 22:23.200 --> 22:25.920 I don't understand the reason behind the superstition 22:26.000 --> 22:27.840 of not shaving and getting a haircut on Tuesday. 22:27.920 --> 22:29.360 If someone knows, tell me. 22:29.440 --> 22:31.240 -Yes. -What is the logic behind it? 22:31.320 --> 22:33.800 I'll tell you. In the old days, 22:33.880 --> 22:38.160 scissors and such were used to cut hair. 22:38.240 --> 22:41.960 -Weekly once… -They used to clean their tools. 22:42.040 --> 22:44.400 They repaired and sharpened them. 22:44.480 --> 22:48.360 So, they never cut hair or shaved on Tuesdays. 22:48.440 --> 22:52.120 This became a rule among everyone. 22:52.200 --> 22:55.880 Then the next generations came to believe that Tuesdays should be avoided. 22:55.960 --> 22:58.480 -This rule is followed at homes too. -Okay. Tuesdays. 22:58.560 --> 23:01.680 -Tuesdays are meant for sharpening tools. -Yes, they did it. 23:01.760 --> 23:04.800 Now I understand why my wife keeps a silence fast on Tuesdays. 23:06.440 --> 23:08.240 She doesn't speak to me on Tuesdays. 23:08.320 --> 23:09.840 Now I get it. 23:12.120 --> 23:13.560 She sharpens her tongue. 23:16.240 --> 23:17.200 Thank you so much. 23:18.240 --> 23:19.840 Anyone else? 23:19.920 --> 23:20.920 Yes, madam. 23:21.840 --> 23:23.400 -Hello, Kapil sir. -Hello. 23:23.480 --> 23:24.680 Hello, Kapil sir. 23:26.080 --> 23:27.720 You would have heard that if a cat crosses your way, 23:27.800 --> 23:28.960 it's considered a bad omen. 23:29.040 --> 23:31.080 -Yes, we have heard it. -I've also heard it since childhood. 23:31.160 --> 23:33.240 I thought you were the same cat. Okay. Then? 23:33.880 --> 23:35.920 -Yes. -So… 23:36.800 --> 23:42.480 I never believed it, but something happened to me that changed my mind. 23:42.560 --> 23:44.000 Are you going anywhere after the show? 23:44.080 --> 23:44.920 No. 23:45.800 --> 23:47.200 So speak calmly. 23:47.280 --> 23:50.040 I was going to the college when I was in 12th. 23:50.120 --> 23:52.160 My final exams were starting the next day. 23:52.240 --> 23:54.720 Suddenly, a cat crossed my way. 23:54.800 --> 23:58.080 I remembered that it was a bad omen. 23:58.160 --> 24:01.160 I did not bother about it and walked away. 24:01.240 --> 24:04.920 Later, I slipped and fractured my leg. 24:05.000 --> 24:07.920 I could not give my exam because of it. 24:08.000 --> 24:10.360 I had to study in 12th standard all over again. 24:10.440 --> 24:12.800 Since then, I've believed that if a cat crosses your path, it's a bad omen. 24:12.880 --> 24:15.400 Look at this superstitious woman carefully. 24:15.480 --> 24:18.640 That is nonsense. I don't believe it. 24:18.720 --> 24:21.480 One second, I want to ask her something. 24:21.560 --> 24:23.840 When you slipped, 24:23.920 --> 24:26.240 did you bounce and fall and break your leg? 24:26.320 --> 24:29.720 No, my leg suddenly twisted, and I got hurt. 24:29.800 --> 24:33.200 I thought you wouldn't fall so hard. You look as light as a paper. 24:33.280 --> 24:34.480 You might have fallen like this. 24:41.240 --> 24:44.160 Thank you so much, ma'am. It was nice talking to you. 24:44.240 --> 24:45.440 Anyone else? 24:45.520 --> 24:47.920 Hello, Kapil ji. Hello, Tamannaah ma'am. Hello, everyone. 24:48.000 --> 24:49.880 Do we have mold on us? Why didn't you greet us? 24:51.440 --> 24:53.400 No, you're not infested with fungus, 24:53.480 --> 24:55.680 but actually as soon as I saw Tamannaah ma'am, 24:55.760 --> 24:59.440 I felt the same way like Kapil said, "Dim the lights, she's glowing already." 24:59.520 --> 25:01.600 Instantly, I could only see her. 25:01.680 --> 25:03.080 Buddy, if we dim the lights, you will not be seen. 25:10.720 --> 25:12.440 Today, everyone is getting roasted. 25:12.520 --> 25:13.600 It's a roast. 25:14.840 --> 25:16.080 It's a roast. 25:20.920 --> 25:22.560 What's your name, brother? 25:22.640 --> 25:23.960 Omkar Gatlewar. 25:24.040 --> 25:25.240 Where are you from? 25:25.320 --> 25:26.520 I'm from Yavatmal. 25:26.600 --> 25:28.080 Okay, what were you saying? 25:28.160 --> 25:30.560 I basically do not believe in superstitions, 25:30.640 --> 25:35.720 but it's said that if people have a mole on their tongue, 25:35.800 --> 25:38.560 their curse comes true. 25:38.640 --> 25:41.400 -Do people have a mole on their tongue? -Yes, they do. 25:41.480 --> 25:43.080 -Can people have a mole on their tongue? -I have it. 25:43.160 --> 25:44.480 -Mole on the tongue? -Do you have one? 25:46.440 --> 25:47.280 Go, bhai. 25:48.480 --> 25:49.440 Look at him. 25:54.080 --> 25:56.400 Bro, tell him whatever you wish. 26:00.480 --> 26:02.120 Does everything you say come true? 26:02.200 --> 26:05.400 The curse is believed to come true. 26:05.480 --> 26:07.120 -So it doesn't work for kind words? -No. 26:07.200 --> 26:09.840 Is there any course to become evil? 26:11.360 --> 26:12.960 There might be a special degree for it. 26:14.520 --> 26:15.840 You, please listen to me. 26:15.920 --> 26:18.040 Maniesh, you are done. 26:18.120 --> 26:19.920 -I love him. -Your apologies won't work. 26:20.000 --> 26:21.720 Maniesh, be careful from now on. 26:21.800 --> 26:23.040 I remember an incident. 26:23.120 --> 26:25.360 When I was studying engineering, 26:25.440 --> 26:28.440 my friend and his girlfriend were in my class. 26:28.520 --> 26:32.480 In the first year, his girlfriend failed in five subjects. 26:32.560 --> 26:33.640 Okay. Then? 26:33.720 --> 26:35.760 I told him that day to imagine 26:35.840 --> 26:39.640 if he failed again in two subjects that he had already got a backlog, 26:39.720 --> 26:42.760 and also fail in three subjects in the second year, 26:42.840 --> 26:45.040 he would have to carry over five subjects in total as well. 26:45.120 --> 26:47.000 I told him that he could then repeat second year, 26:47.080 --> 26:49.400 while his girlfriend would pass to the second year anyway. 26:49.480 --> 26:51.920 -That is surprising. -They could study together. 26:52.000 --> 26:53.400 Apparently, when the results were out, 26:53.480 --> 26:57.200 he calls me and says that my prediction came true. 26:57.280 --> 26:59.640 He had a backlog of two subjects already. 26:59.720 --> 27:01.240 He failed in three subjects in second year. 27:01.320 --> 27:02.640 And he blamed me for all of it. 27:04.560 --> 27:06.600 He blamed you for no reason. 27:06.680 --> 27:07.880 I do not believe it, though. 27:07.960 --> 27:09.640 What is your take on Maniesh? 27:11.160 --> 27:12.160 Say something. 27:13.200 --> 27:15.120 -Mind it, Manish. -Say something. 27:15.920 --> 27:17.760 -Don't curse. I have two kids. -Give blessings. 27:20.800 --> 27:23.320 -Omkar, thank you so much for coming. -Thank you so much. 27:23.400 --> 27:24.680 Thanks. 27:24.800 --> 27:27.720 -Yes, buddy. Namaste. -Namaste to Kapil sir and everyone. 27:27.800 --> 27:29.400 I am Ishwar Patel from Mumbai. 27:29.480 --> 27:31.200 -So, I-- -Omkar. Ishwar… 27:32.480 --> 27:35.280 -The shoot is in heaven today. -It seems like a religious event. 27:35.360 --> 27:38.880 -Tell me, Ishwar ji. -I went through an incident long time ago. 27:38.960 --> 27:42.520 I was asleep at home, and suddenly I saw that my room-- 27:42.600 --> 27:43.720 How can one see while sleeping? 27:45.000 --> 27:46.240 I felt it, sir. 27:46.320 --> 27:49.840 -Okay, you felt it. -Someone came in and strangled my neck. 27:49.920 --> 27:50.840 -Then-- -She might be your wife. 27:52.120 --> 27:53.360 Sir, I was not married then. 27:54.840 --> 27:56.360 Then she might be your father's wife. 27:57.600 --> 28:02.160 -Okay. Did you feel it for real? -Yes, I felt someone pressing my neck. 28:02.240 --> 28:05.080 And I was trying to shout for help. 28:05.160 --> 28:08.000 -Then? -Suddenly, after two or three minutes, 28:08.080 --> 28:10.560 I called for help and my brother and sister-in-law came over. 28:10.640 --> 28:12.040 As soon as they came, 28:12.120 --> 28:16.680 I saw her letting go of my hand and leaving the room. 28:16.760 --> 28:17.720 The door was closed. 28:17.800 --> 28:20.440 -Did you see her go? -Yes, I did, sir. 28:20.520 --> 28:24.360 The next day, we consulted a priest. 28:24.440 --> 28:27.480 He told us that I would have stepped 28:27.560 --> 28:30.120 on some black magic stuff at the four-way crossroads, 28:30.200 --> 28:32.320 so I saw the dream because of that. 28:32.400 --> 28:33.280 Damn! 28:33.360 --> 28:35.080 Even someone named God sees ghosts in his dreams. 28:36.400 --> 28:37.760 Thank you so much, sir. 28:37.840 --> 28:40.960 There's some news about your film. I will turn on the TV. See for yourself. 28:41.040 --> 28:42.240 Let's see. 28:48.560 --> 28:49.800 Awesome. 28:52.280 --> 28:53.320 Welcome. 28:54.800 --> 28:58.800 Welcome to our show, "One-on-one, a baseless show." 29:01.320 --> 29:02.840 We will have discussions on this show. 29:02.920 --> 29:05.760 It doesn't matter what type of discussion, but something needs to be discussed. 29:07.480 --> 29:09.600 And I will ask the questions. 29:09.680 --> 29:14.440 Answer me as per your understanding. First, here are the headlines. 29:15.560 --> 29:16.920 See the headlines? 29:19.080 --> 29:21.960 -Awesome. -And… 29:22.560 --> 29:24.360 Just don't waste the time! 29:25.120 --> 29:27.640 I just started my first question today. 29:28.360 --> 29:32.480 The spellings are V-V-A-A-N, Vvaan. 29:33.160 --> 29:36.240 Why it is not V-V-V-V-V? 29:36.320 --> 29:37.680 There cannot be so many Vs. 29:37.760 --> 29:40.280 In that case, two Vs are not necessary either. 29:41.320 --> 29:44.960 Why it is only one "N," when others are two? 29:45.040 --> 29:48.440 -"N" is lonely. -"N" is alone in the forest. 29:48.520 --> 29:49.760 You are right, Maniesh. 29:49.840 --> 29:51.040 You asked a very profound question. 29:51.120 --> 29:53.080 And I don't need your answer to this question. 29:56.280 --> 29:59.280 -Tell me, Anup Tiwari. -Yes. 29:59.360 --> 30:01.920 -Anup Tiwari, why this one "N"? -He's not Anup Tiwari. 30:02.000 --> 30:04.320 He's Anup Soni. She is Shweta Tiwari. 30:04.400 --> 30:07.040 -He is Soni. -Shwetha is beautiful. 30:11.080 --> 30:12.600 Wonderful. 30:12.680 --> 30:14.000 That was good. 30:14.080 --> 30:16.240 It's a common sense. 30:16.320 --> 30:17.600 You are awesome, buddy. 30:17.680 --> 30:20.560 You must've already given her your surname. 30:20.640 --> 30:21.920 I have given it to her. 30:22.000 --> 30:23.160 If you have not done that, that's fine. 30:23.240 --> 30:26.560 Okay. I don't need an answer. I have an answer because… 30:26.640 --> 30:30.000 This name is given by a person 30:30.080 --> 30:32.160 who wears ten rings on five fingers. 30:34.240 --> 30:35.440 -Five… -Ekta. 30:35.520 --> 30:38.080 Guys, you like these indirect jokes? 30:39.640 --> 30:42.000 -Tell me. -Yes. Kind of. 30:42.080 --> 30:44.120 -Are you getting it? -Yes. 30:44.640 --> 30:46.840 -Say it louder. Yes? -Yes! 30:46.920 --> 30:48.400 You want more of this? 30:48.480 --> 30:49.520 Yes! 30:49.600 --> 30:50.680 Next one. 30:52.080 --> 30:53.240 You know… 30:53.840 --> 30:57.240 The producer of this film is… By the way, 30:57.320 --> 31:00.120 you have seen a tiger and lion. The producer is also a tiger. 31:00.240 --> 31:03.000 You might have seen Ek Tha Tiger. 31:04.840 --> 31:07.920 Guys, let's move on to our next question. 31:08.640 --> 31:12.440 That's for Tamannaah. Tamannaah, I will ask you a question. 31:12.520 --> 31:14.640 You all are from Vvaan film, right? 31:14.720 --> 31:15.840 -Vvaan film, right? -Yeah. 31:15.920 --> 31:17.080 -Vvaan film. -Vvaan film. 31:17.160 --> 31:19.040 So, can I call you "Forest Department"? 31:22.920 --> 31:24.480 So, Tamannaah from Vvaan, tell me. 31:25.320 --> 31:27.240 You know I am very, very curious. 31:28.200 --> 31:31.840 In the movie, you drowned and Sid rescued you. 31:33.280 --> 31:34.920 You were in the water for a long time. 31:36.000 --> 31:38.720 When you came out, your lip gloss looked brighter than before. 31:39.960 --> 31:41.800 How is it even possible? 31:42.400 --> 31:43.560 Tell me that. 31:44.800 --> 31:45.880 Tell me. 31:46.680 --> 31:48.320 How is it possible? 31:51.840 --> 31:55.040 It's basically… 31:55.120 --> 31:58.320 Sidharth plays my husband in this movie. 31:58.400 --> 32:01.120 I normally keep a lip gloss in his pocket. 32:01.200 --> 32:04.880 So, he rescued me and put the lip gloss on my lips before the shot. 32:04.960 --> 32:06.920 No… Sidhu sahab, you know, 32:08.160 --> 32:10.680 when I drown, my face looks like this. 32:13.160 --> 32:14.720 Why this, Devi Maa, tell me? 32:14.800 --> 32:16.640 Will my face remain like this forever? 32:17.160 --> 32:18.080 Devi Maa. 32:19.080 --> 32:20.520 Can you give us? 32:20.600 --> 32:21.600 Okay. 32:22.440 --> 32:24.160 Special production effects, guys. 32:24.240 --> 32:25.320 A big round of applause. 32:28.480 --> 32:30.000 Next question. 32:30.520 --> 32:31.960 It's for Sid. 32:32.040 --> 32:35.080 -Sid, your film has released. -Yes. 32:35.760 --> 32:38.200 Is the shooting still going on? 32:39.720 --> 32:40.920 What sort of question is that? 32:41.000 --> 32:43.120 -The film has released. -You don't intervene, Kapil Sharma. 32:46.240 --> 32:48.040 This is internal question. 32:48.840 --> 32:50.120 We all know what it is. 32:50.200 --> 32:52.400 It would be better if you don't interrupt. 32:52.480 --> 32:54.920 Grass and leaves are sprouting out of your bottom. 32:56.240 --> 32:58.320 Your back has a part of the forest. 32:59.080 --> 33:00.720 Please enjoy it, sir. 33:02.080 --> 33:03.280 What's so special about it? 33:06.360 --> 33:07.680 Wonderful. 33:07.760 --> 33:09.160 Let me get back. 33:09.720 --> 33:11.640 Do you bear fruits as well? 33:11.720 --> 33:13.720 Don't pluck and eat them. 33:14.960 --> 33:16.560 Wonderful. 33:17.480 --> 33:18.800 Very good. 33:22.840 --> 33:25.720 You know, why everyone's talking about the shooting? 33:25.800 --> 33:28.440 It's going on because the film's producers, 33:28.520 --> 33:29.920 Ekta, Anurabh and Niraj, 33:30.000 --> 33:33.240 all of them wanted a fresh look. 33:33.320 --> 33:34.800 So, they were shooting freshly. 33:34.880 --> 33:36.840 How do you know about this inside story? 33:36.920 --> 33:40.520 News readers only know the inside stories. We don't know what's happening outside. 33:42.120 --> 33:43.960 I got the news from a reliable source. 33:44.040 --> 33:48.320 The source is so reliable that it knows everything about Maniesh Paul. 33:53.280 --> 33:54.480 Okay. Next question. 33:55.000 --> 33:56.280 It's for Maniesh only. 34:00.560 --> 34:03.120 Maniesh, you have been a RJ, model, 34:04.240 --> 34:05.720 actor, and comedian. 34:06.440 --> 34:08.760 You have acted in Vvaan as well. 34:08.840 --> 34:10.920 So, can I call you "Paul in one"? 34:11.000 --> 34:12.840 Guys, do you like this kind of humour? 34:17.080 --> 34:19.320 I have more of this if you want. 34:20.880 --> 34:22.800 -Do you want? -Yes! 34:22.880 --> 34:24.280 Paul-rounder. 34:26.760 --> 34:28.320 North Paul, South Paul. 34:30.360 --> 34:33.239 -Tamannaah. Sid, move back. -Okay. 34:35.120 --> 34:35.960 Thank you. 34:41.320 --> 34:42.159 Wonderful. 34:44.360 --> 34:45.639 I heard your song… 34:47.679 --> 34:48.600 "The Night Before Last." 34:49.639 --> 34:51.199 It's called "Tonight." 34:51.280 --> 34:53.000 Don't interrupt. 34:53.520 --> 34:54.400 "The Night Before Last." 34:54.480 --> 34:56.560 The night before last, I heard the song "Tonight." 34:57.159 --> 34:58.000 Okay. 35:00.080 --> 35:03.160 The song was equally entertaining even without speakers. 35:04.720 --> 35:07.000 -Why? -The song was distracting, in fact. 35:11.800 --> 35:14.360 Buddy, you are asking irrelevant questions. 35:15.000 --> 35:16.280 Ask the main question. 35:16.360 --> 35:18.040 Sunil Grover is also in this film. Why is he absent? 35:18.120 --> 35:19.920 -Yes. -Yes. 35:20.000 --> 35:21.440 Where is Sunil Grover? 35:21.520 --> 35:22.960 He is shooting somewhere else. 35:23.040 --> 35:26.240 -But this is his job too. -He has to do this job too. 35:30.720 --> 35:31.760 Okay. 35:31.840 --> 35:36.240 With your permission, I'll take my leave now. 35:37.320 --> 35:39.280 Bhuthakka from the movie is here. 35:40.040 --> 35:43.840 Hello, Bhuthakka. Come, let's talk. 35:43.920 --> 35:45.560 -Bhuthakka. -Bhuthakka? 35:45.640 --> 35:48.120 Sir, I'm not Bhuthakka. 35:48.200 --> 35:50.600 I'm a labourer. I was working when some cement fell on me. 35:56.560 --> 36:00.760 Give your arms some rest. Will you work all day? 36:00.840 --> 36:03.600 Go and take a shower first. 36:03.680 --> 36:05.880 -Okay, sir. -Devi Maa, please let me go. 36:05.960 --> 36:07.440 Your movie is awesome. 36:07.520 --> 36:08.880 Thank you, Devi Maa. Bye, guys. 36:08.960 --> 36:09.880 Wonderful. 36:13.720 --> 36:15.480 Tamannaah, do you know something? 36:15.560 --> 36:18.840 The bachelors love you. 36:18.920 --> 36:20.560 People who have been bachelors for a long time 36:20.640 --> 36:22.680 are roaming with vermilion in their pockets. 36:23.480 --> 36:25.160 Some of them are here. 36:25.240 --> 36:28.320 We had just told them that Tamannaah would be coming, so you speak to them. 36:28.400 --> 36:30.680 Who were the ones who wanted to propose to Tamannaah? 36:34.720 --> 36:36.840 You can come one at a time. Okay, come together. 36:43.440 --> 36:47.920 I hope you've heard what I said about the proposal. 36:48.640 --> 36:53.120 One second. You are here to propose, not to give away the bride. 36:58.960 --> 37:00.560 Tamannaah is now left alone. 37:00.640 --> 37:02.840 -Maniesh and I will be her family members. -Yes, done. 37:02.920 --> 37:05.000 -I am the uncle. -I am the paternal uncle. 37:05.080 --> 37:06.440 -Paternal uncle? -Uncle and paternal uncle. 37:07.880 --> 37:09.880 -Yes. -Sir, my name is Kapil. 37:09.960 --> 37:12.000 -What? -Kapil. 37:14.240 --> 37:16.920 -Why are the Kapils so desperate? -You are my inspiration, sir. 37:17.000 --> 37:18.760 I see your show daily. 37:18.840 --> 37:20.000 Good. Look at that. 37:23.160 --> 37:24.640 Uncle and paternal uncle will sit together. 37:25.360 --> 37:28.200 What can you do for Tamannaah? 37:28.800 --> 37:31.440 -Tell us. -Shall I kneel down and propose to her? 37:31.520 --> 37:32.400 Wait a minute. 37:32.480 --> 37:35.240 Shall I propose on my knees or lie down? 37:41.840 --> 37:43.360 Are you paying obeisance to her? 37:44.960 --> 37:46.960 Break a coconut and offer flowers too. 37:48.480 --> 37:51.000 You placed your heart at her feet, but why is your stomach bulging? 37:52.280 --> 37:55.560 Sir, I've lost 27 kilos in the last five months. 37:55.640 --> 37:56.760 You still look like this? 37:58.280 --> 37:59.360 Come back after a year. 38:00.800 --> 38:02.600 Okay, we saw your proposal. 38:02.680 --> 38:05.440 Mister in the maroon shirt, I feel sorry just looking at you. 38:06.680 --> 38:08.040 -What's your name? -Sanjay. 38:08.720 --> 38:09.920 Please be seated. 38:11.000 --> 38:12.280 -Tell us. -Come on. 38:12.360 --> 38:14.960 Sir, I want to propose to her with a poem. 38:16.640 --> 38:18.760 -The Poetry Factory is sitting over there. -Look. 38:21.640 --> 38:24.440 "Fried bread with sweet porridge is tasty." 38:25.960 --> 38:28.080 "I am Ranjha, and you are Heer, beauty." 38:30.960 --> 38:32.800 She will shoot an arrow on your back. 38:34.760 --> 38:37.080 She will tear you apart as well. 38:40.280 --> 38:41.560 Thank you, sir. 38:41.640 --> 38:43.600 Sanjay ji, thank you for coming to the show. 38:43.680 --> 38:45.160 -Thank you, sir. -It's a no from me. 38:49.040 --> 38:51.440 -Yes, buddy. -My name is Vishal Sharma. 38:51.520 --> 38:54.320 I want to kneel down and propose to Tamannaah. 38:54.400 --> 38:56.800 -What is the point of kneeling down? -Look, I can do it too. 38:57.920 --> 38:59.200 Anyone can kneel down, buddy. 39:01.600 --> 39:04.040 -Wait a minute. Don't kneel down. -Okay. 39:04.120 --> 39:06.360 Sit on Anup's knees and propose to her. 39:07.800 --> 39:09.040 Do something different. 39:09.120 --> 39:10.760 Look into Tamannaah's eyes and tell a dialogue. 39:10.840 --> 39:12.000 Sit on the sofa. 39:15.480 --> 39:16.440 We live once. 39:17.880 --> 39:19.240 We die once. 39:19.320 --> 39:21.360 -We love-- -You will die three or four times. 39:26.000 --> 39:28.040 I am ready to die if Tamannaah accepts me. 39:28.680 --> 39:30.560 -What is the purpose then? -What is the purpose? 39:31.840 --> 39:33.760 Tell her. "We live once." 39:33.840 --> 39:35.440 We live once. 39:35.520 --> 39:36.920 We die once. 39:37.000 --> 39:38.440 We fall in love once as well. 39:38.520 --> 39:40.360 I fell in love with you 39:40.440 --> 39:43.440 on the day I saw you in Baahubali in a white saree. 39:44.000 --> 39:45.640 -Okay. -Your hair was silky. 39:45.720 --> 39:46.720 Okay. 39:46.800 --> 39:48.160 Your cheeks were milky. 39:52.440 --> 39:53.400 What came after that? 39:54.160 --> 39:55.200 You tell us. 39:58.520 --> 39:59.720 One second. 40:00.520 --> 40:02.240 I'll tell you what next. 40:02.320 --> 40:04.000 Did we make you memorize it? 40:04.080 --> 40:06.040 -I will tell what happened next. -Tell us. 40:06.120 --> 40:07.880 Then, I saw… 40:07.960 --> 40:10.280 I saw Prabhas running after her, but he could not get a hold of her. 40:10.360 --> 40:12.080 Rajamouli had asked her not to get held up. 40:12.160 --> 40:13.520 It was scripted. 40:13.600 --> 40:15.160 Sir, you are breaking my flow. 40:16.320 --> 40:17.240 Damn! 40:18.560 --> 40:20.280 Right from the beginning, 40:20.360 --> 40:22.960 -I'm trying to say it in one flow. -No one will interrupt. 40:23.040 --> 40:25.280 No one will say anything. Ready? 40:28.560 --> 40:29.840 Come on, try to recollect. 40:29.920 --> 40:31.440 -One second. -Okay. 40:31.520 --> 40:33.760 -No one will say anything. -Genuinely. 40:33.840 --> 40:36.280 This guy is very decent. I understood that. 40:36.360 --> 40:37.440 Go ahead. 40:37.520 --> 40:39.760 I will never let you shed tears. 40:39.840 --> 40:42.240 I will always make you smile. 40:42.320 --> 40:43.560 So, will you be my Valentine? 40:44.400 --> 40:46.800 Did he come here to marry or to celebrate Valentine's Day? 40:50.200 --> 40:51.560 You are very sweet. 40:51.640 --> 40:53.120 -Very sweet. -Thank you. 40:53.200 --> 40:54.800 Wait a minute. 40:54.880 --> 40:56.000 -I'll just take one minute. -So, is the deal final? 40:56.080 --> 40:57.200 One second. Uncle? 41:01.200 --> 41:02.840 Listen to me. 41:02.920 --> 41:05.720 Get a ration card and stand in a queue to buy sugar. 41:10.680 --> 41:14.720 Maniesh, come here. Sir, please sit. 41:14.800 --> 41:17.000 -Good evening, everyone. -A very good evening. 41:17.080 --> 41:18.360 And all the dignitaries. 41:18.440 --> 41:20.800 -And all the celebrities. -Sir, this is a show in Hindi. 41:20.880 --> 41:23.440 His English is weak. Please continue. 41:25.920 --> 41:28.960 -Please be seated. -Do you have trouble sitting? 41:29.040 --> 41:30.520 My God! 41:34.920 --> 41:36.480 Let me introduce myself. 41:36.560 --> 41:37.760 I'm Krishna Nikumbh. 41:37.840 --> 41:41.840 I worked as a professor at the University of Mumbai for 35 years. 41:41.920 --> 41:43.680 I did LLB as well. 41:43.760 --> 41:46.640 And now I'm practicing as an advocate in Mumbai. 41:46.720 --> 41:48.720 -Okay. -I… 41:48.800 --> 41:51.600 Shweta-- Tamannaah… 41:59.760 --> 42:01.440 What happened? 42:04.600 --> 42:06.480 Eyes somewhere, target elsewhere. 42:07.800 --> 42:10.920 Did you come here for Shweta, Tamannaah or Archana? 42:11.000 --> 42:12.200 You could not meet her. 42:13.880 --> 42:17.320 They both are beautiful and gorgeous. 42:17.400 --> 42:18.480 No doubt. 42:18.960 --> 42:21.240 When I saw Tamannaah's entry, 42:21.320 --> 42:23.400 I felt that she is a beautiful lady. 42:23.480 --> 42:25.360 -Yes. -God-gifted. 42:25.440 --> 42:28.360 Seldom are people gifted like her, and it cannot be bought with money. 42:28.440 --> 42:30.400 Do you want to snatch this gift? 42:34.280 --> 42:37.520 Sir, we have dupattas too. 42:37.600 --> 42:39.000 Look at this. 42:39.880 --> 42:41.360 Please choose one of us. 42:51.080 --> 42:53.640 -I saw him and-- -Sir, it was nice meeting you. 42:53.720 --> 42:55.920 You're very sweet, but it's a no from her side. 42:58.040 --> 43:00.000 -Thank you, sir. Thank you. -Awesome. 43:00.080 --> 43:01.240 Sir, please come. 43:02.360 --> 43:04.680 Buddy, I just want to ask you one question. 43:04.760 --> 43:08.240 Do you think you can achieve what the rest of them could not? 43:11.480 --> 43:14.040 A big round of applause for our guests. 43:14.120 --> 43:17.480 Sir, everyone knows that we were having fun. 43:17.560 --> 43:18.800 Marriage does not happen like that. 43:18.880 --> 43:22.200 -It's the spirit of having a good time. -Yes. 43:22.280 --> 43:23.440 You make the ambience wonderful. 43:23.520 --> 43:25.680 -Thank you, guys. -Thank you, buddy. 43:25.760 --> 43:27.920 -Thank you. -Thank you, sir. 43:28.000 --> 43:30.800 I apologize for all the mistakes made by Maniesh Paul. 43:30.880 --> 43:32.400 -He is illiterate. -Sir, I… 43:33.200 --> 43:34.200 Thank you, brother. 43:35.640 --> 43:37.640 This is the first race where everyone lost. 43:37.720 --> 43:39.320 Everyone? 43:39.400 --> 43:41.800 Now I understand why I'm still single. 43:44.720 --> 43:46.600 So, guys, let's play a small game. 43:46.680 --> 43:48.160 -Okay. -Bring it quickly. 43:57.040 --> 43:59.480 Tamannaah, look into my eyes. 44:00.440 --> 44:01.480 Ready? 44:02.680 --> 44:04.520 Mowgli is in the jungle. 44:05.800 --> 44:07.160 The world is in trouble. 44:09.200 --> 44:11.280 -What? -Once more? 44:11.360 --> 44:13.160 -I'm very bad at this. -Come on, baby. 44:15.440 --> 44:16.280 Okay. 44:18.960 --> 44:21.640 Mowgli is in the jungle. 44:21.720 --> 44:23.760 The world is in trouble. 44:24.240 --> 44:25.600 In the jungle… 44:27.600 --> 44:28.880 In the jungle… 44:30.440 --> 44:31.520 there's an uncle. 44:36.800 --> 44:38.880 There's something after that, but… 44:39.720 --> 44:41.960 -In the jungle… -There's an uncle. 44:42.040 --> 44:43.240 A hug? 44:43.320 --> 44:44.960 -Uncle… -A hug? 44:49.240 --> 44:51.480 There's a hug happening in the jungle. 44:54.120 --> 44:55.280 Tunkle… 44:55.880 --> 44:56.880 There's a hug happening in the jungle. 44:56.960 --> 44:58.800 Tunkle? What is a tunkle? 44:58.880 --> 44:59.840 In the jungle… 44:59.920 --> 45:02.920 -A jungle? -There's a hug happening in the jungle. 45:03.000 --> 45:04.720 A hug? There's a hug? 45:06.600 --> 45:08.800 Jungle or tunkle, what is he saying? 45:08.880 --> 45:11.000 In the jungle… 45:11.720 --> 45:13.360 -Throw it? -There's a tunkle. 45:14.680 --> 45:16.800 -Throw it? -In the jungle… 45:16.880 --> 45:18.640 Tunkle in the jungle. 45:20.080 --> 45:21.840 -In the jungle… -In the jungle… 45:21.920 --> 45:23.800 -Tunkle. -Rumble in the jungle! 45:23.880 --> 45:25.080 Move on. 45:25.960 --> 45:27.960 Rumble in the jungle. 45:29.040 --> 45:30.240 Kapil is an idiot. 45:32.440 --> 45:33.520 Rumble in the jungle. 45:34.120 --> 45:36.240 -Jungle… -Yes, jungle. 45:36.320 --> 45:37.720 Rumble in the jungle. 45:38.320 --> 45:39.720 Jungle in the jungle? 45:40.240 --> 45:41.160 Jungle in a jungle? 45:42.960 --> 45:44.400 Remove your headphones, please. 45:45.120 --> 45:46.000 So… 45:46.080 --> 45:49.280 -What was that? -Ms. Bhatia, what did you think it was? 45:49.360 --> 45:51.600 Yes, what the heck was that? 45:51.680 --> 45:52.720 There's an uncle in the jungle. 45:52.800 --> 45:54.920 -And the second line? -I didn't hear that. 45:55.560 --> 45:57.120 What did you get? 45:57.200 --> 45:58.160 Jungle… 45:59.800 --> 46:01.720 You said, there's a hug happening in the jungle. 46:02.520 --> 46:03.920 It was never there. 46:04.000 --> 46:05.640 Tiwari ji, what did you get? 46:06.520 --> 46:08.280 Tunkle in the jungle. 46:10.640 --> 46:13.320 -Soni sir, what did you get? -Rumble in the jungle. 46:13.400 --> 46:15.520 -Or tumble in the jungle. -Was it "rumble?" 46:15.600 --> 46:18.680 The phrase was, "Mowgli is in the jungle. The world is in trouble." 46:22.160 --> 46:23.480 Shall we play one more? 46:23.560 --> 46:24.800 -Okay. -Come on. 46:24.880 --> 46:26.000 Maniesh, come here. 46:26.080 --> 46:28.920 -He's the smartest, so let him start. -Better. 46:29.000 --> 46:32.040 -It will be the most difficult one. -No. 46:33.720 --> 46:35.560 -I'll say it only once. -Okay. 46:35.640 --> 46:37.440 His lips are too small to read. 46:37.520 --> 46:38.360 Yes? 46:40.280 --> 46:43.080 Peter got washed… 46:44.080 --> 46:45.080 Jupiter? 46:48.360 --> 46:51.840 Peter got washed, Peter got thrashed. 46:53.520 --> 46:55.760 Jupiter got host? 46:55.840 --> 46:58.000 Peter got lost? 46:59.240 --> 47:02.720 Jupiter got host, Peter got lost. 47:04.720 --> 47:07.560 Jupiter got host. 47:07.640 --> 47:10.400 Peter got lost. 47:12.600 --> 47:18.680 Jupiter got host. 47:19.360 --> 47:26.000 Peter got lost. 47:26.080 --> 47:28.760 Jupiter has a ghost? 47:28.840 --> 47:29.720 Yes. 47:32.040 --> 47:33.120 Whatever you say is right. 47:33.800 --> 47:35.640 Jupiter has a ghost. 47:37.240 --> 47:38.560 What's the second line? 47:38.640 --> 47:40.280 Jupiter got host. 47:41.480 --> 47:43.480 Jupiter got host. 47:43.560 --> 47:44.960 -Toast? -Yes. 47:45.040 --> 47:45.880 Jupiter is toast? 47:45.960 --> 47:47.120 Maniesh Paul has lost it. 47:47.200 --> 47:49.040 Peter got lost. 47:49.120 --> 47:51.000 -Peter got lost. -Yes! 47:52.440 --> 47:53.320 Jupi… 47:56.120 --> 47:58.760 Jupiter is toast… 47:58.840 --> 48:00.280 What the heck did she hear? 48:00.360 --> 48:02.440 -Jupiter is toast. -Jupiter is toast. 48:02.520 --> 48:04.120 Kapil has lost it. 48:04.720 --> 48:06.200 Peter got lost. 48:06.280 --> 48:07.800 He has no idea. 48:07.880 --> 48:09.920 He will realize it after watching the episode. 48:11.240 --> 48:13.920 -He lost it first. -Jupiter got host. 48:14.600 --> 48:16.360 Peter got lost. 48:16.880 --> 48:18.680 Peter got lost. 48:19.320 --> 48:22.680 -Jupiter got… -Host. 48:24.280 --> 48:27.120 -Come here, forget the bloody hero. -Jupiter got host. 48:27.200 --> 48:29.960 -What? -Lending me your ear like you can hear! 48:30.040 --> 48:32.000 Look at my lip movement. 48:32.080 --> 48:32.920 Host what? 48:33.880 --> 48:34.840 Jupiter… 48:34.920 --> 48:37.040 Jupiter got host. 48:37.120 --> 48:40.360 -Shooting got host? -Jupiter got host. 48:40.440 --> 48:43.560 -It's utterly stupid. -Peter got lost. 48:45.600 --> 48:46.560 Say it. 48:47.480 --> 48:50.400 -Shooting got host. -Shooting… 48:50.480 --> 48:53.080 -Shooting got cost? -Yes, got host. 48:53.160 --> 48:54.960 Peter became a ghost. 48:57.720 --> 48:59.240 What? 49:01.000 --> 49:01.840 Wasn't it this one? 49:02.880 --> 49:04.840 Shooting got cost. 49:04.920 --> 49:07.520 -Shooting got cost. -Peter became a ghost. 49:09.080 --> 49:12.080 Shooting got cost. 49:12.160 --> 49:13.360 Someone became a ghost. 49:13.440 --> 49:15.480 Peter became a ghost. 49:15.560 --> 49:18.160 Okay! You can remove your headphones, Shweta. 49:19.520 --> 49:20.840 What did you get? Let me start with you. 49:20.920 --> 49:24.360 Shooting got cost. 49:26.880 --> 49:27.800 And became a ghost. 49:28.440 --> 49:30.000 Someone became a ghost. 49:33.280 --> 49:34.640 Soni sir, what did you say? 49:34.720 --> 49:39.080 Shooting got cost. And I heard, "Peter became a ghost." 49:40.400 --> 49:41.640 Sidharth, you? 49:41.720 --> 49:45.200 Jupiter got host. Peter became a ghost. 49:45.960 --> 49:47.920 -Remember what you told him? -No. 49:48.000 --> 49:49.840 I said, "Peter got lost." 49:49.920 --> 49:50.760 Yes. 49:52.000 --> 49:53.000 What did you get? 49:53.080 --> 49:55.040 Jupiter got host. 49:55.120 --> 49:56.480 Peter got lost. 49:56.560 --> 49:59.040 -I also said lost. -The thing is, 49:59.120 --> 50:03.000 "Peter got washed, Peter got thrashed." 50:03.080 --> 50:04.120 "Thrashed?" 50:05.560 --> 50:07.480 But well played, guys! A big round of applause! 50:32.000 --> 50:36.320 Oh, my God! Nagu, I'm afraid of humans. 50:36.400 --> 50:39.400 Why are you afraid of humans? 50:39.480 --> 50:40.760 Seriously! 50:40.840 --> 50:43.680 Like us, they are also beings. 50:44.400 --> 50:45.760 Yes, hi! 50:45.840 --> 50:47.880 -Hello! -Hi! Superb! 50:48.480 --> 50:50.000 Myself Nagpal Yadav! 50:50.080 --> 50:53.520 -Nagpal Yadav? -And this is Snake-mati. 50:53.600 --> 50:54.560 Hi! 50:55.080 --> 50:57.360 -Hi, let me introduce properly. -Hi. 50:57.440 --> 50:59.560 Basically, he's my father-in-law's son 50:59.640 --> 51:01.120 and I'm his father-in-law's daughter. 51:01.960 --> 51:03.800 Say it straight, you two are a couple. 51:03.880 --> 51:06.080 Come on, bro! We are snakes. 51:06.160 --> 51:09.320 When we move like this, how can we talk straight? 51:12.600 --> 51:14.720 -Wow! -Too good! 51:14.800 --> 51:17.680 -Moving like this is a problem. -Truly. 51:17.760 --> 51:19.080 Actually, we stay in Bhandup. 51:19.160 --> 51:22.120 -Okay. -It's ten kilometres to Film City. 51:22.200 --> 51:26.240 When we move like this, it becomes 30 kilometres for us. 51:26.320 --> 51:27.760 This is a big problem. 51:27.840 --> 51:30.880 Why are you mimicking Jeetu ji? 51:30.960 --> 51:34.280 Actually, it's a long story. 51:34.360 --> 51:36.960 -Very long. -But I'll tell you in short. 51:41.960 --> 51:43.800 This fat thing… 51:48.080 --> 51:50.120 I was slithering, 51:50.200 --> 51:52.120 having bhel… Sorry, it's my uncle's song. 51:52.200 --> 51:55.280 Actually, I was slithering. 51:55.360 --> 51:57.760 I happened to touch Jeetu ji's feet. 51:57.840 --> 51:59.800 -Okay. -He saw me. 51:59.880 --> 52:01.440 He thought I was taking his blessings. 52:01.520 --> 52:04.640 So, he blessed me. 52:04.720 --> 52:07.480 Since then, I talk like him. 52:08.200 --> 52:09.880 -How's the logic? -Awesome. 52:09.960 --> 52:12.320 Didn't you take anyone's blessings, mister? 52:12.400 --> 52:15.160 No, I can survive without mimicking. 52:23.240 --> 52:25.280 Well, change the topic. 52:25.840 --> 52:28.640 Sidharth and Anup ji are here, wow! 52:28.720 --> 52:30.800 Great to have you here. 52:31.400 --> 52:32.760 Tamannaah and Shweta, 52:32.840 --> 52:35.840 great to see you here too! 52:35.920 --> 52:38.680 Maniesh Paul, what brings you here? 52:42.080 --> 52:47.240 He's our friend. He knows that we make fun of him when he comes here. 52:47.320 --> 52:50.920 That's true. But, Maniesh, too good! 52:51.000 --> 52:52.320 Someone texted me yesterday 52:52.400 --> 52:55.600 that he did the best job in the movie. 52:55.680 --> 52:57.280 -Who texted you? -He did. 52:59.560 --> 53:00.760 He does that. 53:00.840 --> 53:02.360 Why have you both come here? 53:02.440 --> 53:05.440 Because we are upset with Ekta Kapoor. 53:05.520 --> 53:10.480 I mean, I could have replaced Tamannaah ji. 53:11.840 --> 53:13.280 Replace whom? 53:13.360 --> 53:14.840 Tamannaah ji. 53:14.920 --> 53:16.080 Replace whom? 53:16.760 --> 53:17.880 Tamannaah ji. 53:17.960 --> 53:20.160 -Replace whom? -Tamannaah ji. 53:20.240 --> 53:22.520 -Replace whom? -How many times will you ask? 53:22.600 --> 53:25.840 Until you feel ashamed of yourself for saying this. 53:27.800 --> 53:29.160 Too good! 53:29.240 --> 53:30.400 Awesome! 53:31.120 --> 53:32.000 Awesome! 53:33.080 --> 53:35.880 She's pairing herself with Sidharth. 53:35.960 --> 53:36.960 Pairing? 53:37.040 --> 53:39.600 I would agree pairing you with Anup ji. 53:42.280 --> 53:44.480 I mean, because… 53:45.720 --> 53:48.840 you have seen such big mistakes in Crime Patrol. 53:53.280 --> 53:56.080 -So-- -He earned millions saying it. 53:56.160 --> 53:57.440 Really? 53:57.520 --> 53:59.720 "Stay alert and stay vigilant!" 54:01.080 --> 54:04.440 Sidhu ji, stay alert and stay vigilant! 54:04.520 --> 54:06.040 Kapil, stay alert and stay vigilant! 54:07.680 --> 54:09.440 I want to earn in millions too. 54:09.520 --> 54:13.280 -Go ahead. -In my life, I have a dream. 54:13.360 --> 54:14.320 About me? 54:15.280 --> 54:16.600 Not a nightmare, but a dream. 54:20.480 --> 54:21.680 Are you serious? 54:22.680 --> 54:26.200 -"Not a nightmare, but a dream." -"Not a nightmare, but a dream." 54:26.280 --> 54:27.360 Too good! 54:27.440 --> 54:30.080 Okay. Let's go to our burrow. 54:30.160 --> 54:31.560 Are you sure you stay in a burrow? 54:32.720 --> 54:33.560 Are you sure? 54:33.640 --> 54:35.000 Don't misbehave. 54:36.800 --> 54:38.000 He is my wife. 54:42.840 --> 54:44.840 We are shapeshifters. 54:44.920 --> 54:47.640 No one knows that Maniesh Paul is also a shapeshifter. 54:47.720 --> 54:50.200 -Really? -Yes, you haven't seen him. 54:50.280 --> 54:53.240 He plays different roles in movies. 54:53.320 --> 54:55.280 He plays the hero's friend in every movie. 54:57.640 --> 54:59.320 I was trying to show him some respect. 55:02.800 --> 55:04.480 Why are you exposing him? 55:06.080 --> 55:07.640 No, he doesn't mind. 55:07.720 --> 55:10.640 He doesn't mind. We have been co-workers. 55:11.560 --> 55:14.160 Shweta is also a co-worker, though. 55:14.240 --> 55:15.520 But she is beautiful. 55:17.360 --> 55:18.920 -He agrees with that too. -Yes. 55:19.000 --> 55:20.360 No, we all are co-workers. 55:20.440 --> 55:22.360 Paaji, that's why we get jealous. 55:25.280 --> 55:26.200 Right? 55:27.160 --> 55:29.520 -Kapil, there was a time… -Yes. 55:29.600 --> 55:31.720 …when we all used to work together. 55:31.800 --> 55:35.800 -Yes. -Today, he made it to the movies 55:35.880 --> 55:38.040 and we are still here, earning in millions. 55:41.600 --> 55:42.640 Not fair! 55:46.120 --> 55:47.080 The snake charmer is here! 55:48.520 --> 55:49.680 Let's hide! 55:49.760 --> 55:51.440 The snake charmer is here! 56:06.840 --> 56:07.840 He's too good! 56:18.040 --> 56:19.880 -Awesome! -Too good! 56:22.520 --> 56:24.720 Wow, Amrish Puri sahab! 56:35.640 --> 56:37.240 It's Saturday today, not salsa night. 56:41.800 --> 56:43.800 She is a snake. 56:43.880 --> 56:45.320 No, she is Tamannaah. 56:45.400 --> 56:47.040 -She is a snake. -She is Shweta. 56:48.040 --> 56:52.320 Strange. How come there's no snake in Ekta Kapoor's movie? 56:54.800 --> 56:55.680 Right! 56:55.760 --> 56:57.440 There's a snake here. 56:58.120 --> 57:00.280 My Tommy can smell it. 57:01.280 --> 57:03.080 There's a snake here. 57:03.160 --> 57:04.320 Is Tommy your dog? 57:04.400 --> 57:06.600 No, I have named my nose as Tommy. 57:06.680 --> 57:07.880 I see! 57:09.400 --> 57:11.320 There's a snake here. 57:11.400 --> 57:13.760 She won't reveal herself so easily. 57:13.840 --> 57:17.280 I think I should call her with a been. 57:18.080 --> 57:18.920 Come on. 57:19.880 --> 57:21.160 Come on. 57:21.760 --> 57:23.040 What kind of been is this? 57:23.120 --> 57:24.560 A coffee bean. 57:27.080 --> 57:29.640 Columbian coffee bean! 57:33.040 --> 57:35.960 Hand-roasted and picked. 57:38.120 --> 57:39.600 Is this a coffee bean? 57:39.680 --> 57:43.040 -Sidhu ji, snakes nowadays… -Yes? 57:43.120 --> 57:45.200 …are addicted to coffee. 57:45.960 --> 57:47.040 Caffeine-addicted. 57:47.120 --> 57:49.280 -Come on. -The bean looks like goat poop. 57:52.040 --> 57:52.880 Come on. 57:53.720 --> 57:54.560 Come on. 57:54.640 --> 57:55.800 She's not coming. 57:55.880 --> 57:56.840 Come on. 57:56.920 --> 57:59.080 She won't come so easily. 58:00.000 --> 58:02.360 I have to play the been. 58:19.520 --> 58:22.360 She is a snake. 58:26.760 --> 58:29.520 She is a snake. 58:32.120 --> 58:33.320 The snake ran out of battery. 58:43.240 --> 58:44.440 Enough, please! 58:44.520 --> 58:46.960 She is a snake. 58:47.040 --> 58:47.920 Stop it now! 58:49.280 --> 58:50.400 Why are you after me? 58:50.480 --> 58:52.800 You both are wasting time here. 58:53.440 --> 58:57.360 People are selling dumplings in your basket. 58:58.520 --> 59:00.440 -Dumplings? -Yes. 59:00.520 --> 59:02.800 Selling dumplings? 59:04.120 --> 59:05.280 Hey! 59:05.360 --> 59:08.320 Oh, in Chinese restaurants? 59:08.400 --> 59:09.520 Yes! 59:09.600 --> 59:12.320 Dumplings come in baskets, you see. 59:12.960 --> 59:13.920 We have seen it. 59:14.000 --> 59:16.360 Let them understand it first. 59:18.040 --> 59:19.600 Then we will move ahead. 59:23.640 --> 59:26.240 Come here. 59:26.920 --> 59:30.200 I'm not here to tame you. 59:30.280 --> 59:31.200 Wow! 59:31.280 --> 59:33.280 So, do you want to make me your girlfriend? 59:37.240 --> 59:40.000 No, Snake Queen! 59:44.840 --> 59:46.800 I won't make you my girlfriend. 59:46.880 --> 59:51.640 If I did that and asked you if you had food, 59:51.720 --> 59:53.880 you would eat my food too. 59:57.080 --> 59:59.240 -Where is the bathroom? -What? 59:59.880 --> 01:00:01.840 Are you here to use the bathroom? 01:00:02.600 --> 01:00:04.480 -No. -Then why are you asking? 01:00:04.560 --> 01:00:06.920 -I have my been there. -What been? 01:00:07.000 --> 01:00:08.080 Dustbin. 01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:10.600 Does he mean the dustbin? 01:00:10.680 --> 01:00:11.920 Yes. 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:13.080 Why a dustbin? 01:00:13.160 --> 01:00:15.800 I have kept important papers in the dustbin. 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:17.160 -What papers? -What papers? 01:00:17.240 --> 01:00:19.160 Tissue papers! 01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:23.480 How can tissue papers be important? 01:00:24.400 --> 01:00:27.600 When I take you away, 01:00:27.680 --> 01:00:30.320 you will shed tears. 01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:31.480 Why so? 01:00:31.560 --> 01:00:34.840 Then you will ask for tissue papers. 01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.720 So, they are important. 01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:40.280 Today, I will put you in my basket. 01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:41.960 No, please! 01:00:42.040 --> 01:00:44.440 Please, don't take her away. Listen! 01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:46.960 -No, please. -Snake charmer! 01:00:47.040 --> 01:00:51.720 -Don't take her away immediately. -What the heck do you mean? 01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:53.680 -No, don't take her. -No, please. 01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:55.080 I beg of you. 01:00:55.560 --> 01:00:57.000 She's my wife. 01:00:57.080 --> 01:00:58.840 I will die if she leaves. 01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:01.200 -Why do you want to take me away? -Please! 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.440 Why do you want to take me away? 01:01:03.520 --> 01:01:08.000 Because she has betrayed me. 01:01:08.080 --> 01:01:11.720 -What? -She has unfollowed me on SnakeChat! 01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:13.200 SnakeChat? 01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:16.520 Follow me right now. 01:01:16.600 --> 01:01:19.000 -I will follow you. -Did you really do it? 01:01:19.080 --> 01:01:20.920 So, you will take my wife away? 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:23.160 Not this follow, 01:01:23.240 --> 01:01:28.760 you will follow me everywhere I go. 01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:30.600 But why? 01:01:30.680 --> 01:01:34.560 So that you lose weight and fit in my basket. 01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:39.800 -This is not done. -Come on. 01:01:39.880 --> 01:01:41.840 -What? -Come on. 01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:44.640 -What kind of invite is that? -Come in my basket. 01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:48.280 I'm never wrong. 01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:52.320 Do you know why you weren't cast in the movie? 01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:56.000 Because… 01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.240 She is a snake. 01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:07.800 -She is a snake! -No. 01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:12.880 She is a snake! 01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:21.680 She's neither single, nor engaged. 01:02:23.600 --> 01:02:26.440 She is a snake! 01:02:31.120 --> 01:02:33.480 She is a snake. 01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:40.720 She is a snake. 01:02:43.560 --> 01:02:46.520 She is a snake. 01:02:49.320 --> 01:02:52.040 She is a snake. 01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:56.920 She is a snake. 01:02:58.240 --> 01:03:00.880 She is a snake. 01:03:01.960 --> 01:03:03.400 Neither engaged… 01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:07.600 She is a snake. 01:03:10.600 --> 01:03:13.120 She is a snake! 01:03:15.600 --> 01:03:17.960 She is a snake. 01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:22.480 This is not the end. 01:03:22.560 --> 01:03:24.120 A big round of applause! 01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:28.120 The festival of laughter has begun on Netflix! 01:03:28.200 --> 01:03:31.360 See you next Saturday. Till then, good night and goodbye! 01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:32.760 Be happy! Love you all! 01:03:36.640 --> 01:03:39.560 With a big round of applause, please welcome Sunil Gavaskar sahab, 01:03:39.640 --> 01:03:41.280 and "Little Master" Ravi Shastri ji. 01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:43.960 Wrong number. He was the "Little Master." 01:03:44.040 --> 01:03:45.960 He is also a master of little, got it? 01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:49.240 Sunny bhai, how could you play without a helmet? 01:03:49.320 --> 01:03:51.200 There was nothing inside to protect. 01:03:52.120 --> 01:03:55.720 Your player friend who gives you bad advice? 01:03:55.800 --> 01:03:57.040 Sidhu sahab! 01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:01.280 My room partner was Ravi Shastri, so when I entered the room, 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:05.320 there was a girl who said hi, and Ravi was like this. 01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:08.680 I said, "Bye!" No, don't! 01:04:10.360 --> 01:04:12.600 Maybe we have to sit and talk. 01:04:12.680 --> 01:04:16.920 Okay, I will sit on Ravi Shastri and you sit on Sunil Gavaskar. 01:04:18.240 --> 01:04:20.400 Netflix Sidhu ji, how are you? 01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:22.800 -We can't understand you. -Wait a minute. 01:04:23.640 --> 01:04:24.840 His… 01:04:25.840 --> 01:04:27.280 His dentures are coming out. 01:05:28.520 --> 01:05:31.440 Subtitle translation by: Unique Pattnaik, Sajna Nair, Sandeep Hosamani