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Good evening, and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 5.
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Thank you, all.
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I welcome you all to the show.
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- Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you.
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Our set is all decked up.
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The festivities have begun.
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Our country is a land of many festivals.
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This season is dedicated
to all such festivals.
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We have a festival for every occasion.
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Karva Chauth for married couples,
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Raksha Bandhan for brothers and sisters,
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Guru Purnima
for the guru and the disciple,
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but none for brothers-in-law.
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A brother-in-law and his wife's brother
share the kind of relationship
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that's tucked away
like clothes behind a wardrobe.
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All it takes is a 20-rupee snack
and the zeal to celebrate.
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But no matter what,
whenever you need a companion,
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you turn to none other
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- than your brother-in-law.
- Yes.
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Keep clapping! Come on!
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We had begun this season
with a special episode,
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with our Air Force soldiers, on August 15.
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But some people didn't like it
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because August 15 was on a weekend,
they thought we'd lost our day off.
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They don't seem to care about
the country's independence.
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All they care for is a day off.
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A long weekend allows us
to make those exciting plans, after all.
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People travel from Mumbai to Lonavala,
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from Chandigarh to Shimla…
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And it's really hot in Delhi.
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So when people move out,
the city cools down on its own.
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People get stuck in traffic jams
with their families on the way to Shimla.
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They often lose steam
before they reach there.
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They can't help but give their spouses
angry looks.
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"Here we go!"
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"This was your plan!"
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The spouse would give it back too.
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"I didn't know everyone was here."
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The children would go nuts
over all this too.
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"Where is Shimla, Dad?"
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The father goes like,
"In your mother's lap!"
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"You see this road inundated with cars?"
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"This is Shimla! This is it!"
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The traffic jams are nasty.
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- Look at all our cities, big and small.
- Yes.
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It's wall-to-wall crowds.
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Has everyone moved
from villages to cities?
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Yes.
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During festivals, it gets worse.
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Shops mushroom
in every corner of the street.
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Shops line even the footpaths
meant for walking.
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And then, you have street-vendors too.
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The streets just vanish.
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- You must look for it.
- Yes.
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All kinds of vehicles ply there,
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including that special one with Ravana,
his arms stretched…
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Everyone in the way gets slapped.
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During festivals, the whole vibe changes.
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Some people carry sweet boxes
during Diwali, on their scooters.
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The boxes end up being crumpled.
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The dry sweets in it,
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they appear mangled.
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If it's a sweet with syrup,
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the person carrying the box
gets soaked in syrup.
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- I mean it.
- Such a sticky affair!
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It soon dries up, and when the person
takes the pants off,
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- it creates a screeching sound.
- Oh, my God!
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- A nice waxing for the thighs.
- Waxing!
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That screeching sound means
the waxing worked.
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Nowadays, people burst crackers
on every festival, not just Diwali.
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On Holi, Sankranti, during weddings,
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and to celebrate divorces.
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Then to celebrate a new relationship
after the divorce.
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Lovely!
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To celebrate winning a court case.
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Someone was jailed again for it.
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He set off firecrackers inside the court
after being acquitted.
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The judge dusted off his vest.
"Get lost! Thirty more years!"
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The judge brought
a bucket of water in the next hearing.
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- That's great.
- We're so enthusiastic about festivals.
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We celebrate our festivals,
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and foreign holidays too, like Halloween.
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- Halloween.
- Had we ever heard of it?
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No!
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Where people dress up as ghosts.
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- Some people take advantage of it.
- Yes.
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They dress up as ghosts
and catch the witches next door.
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Every society, especially in Mumbai,
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has at least one such couple
during festivals
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that's all love-dovey,
and wants to click photos all the time.
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They're always excited.
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They wear different attires
on every single day of each festival.
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People wear different clothes
to celebrate Garba.
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Such couples often fish for compliments.
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They want people to shower compliments
on them.
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People say that they look great
as a couple,
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and the man tends to give
all the credit to the wife.
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Even though the man seldom looks good.
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And when they go back home,
the man would fight with the wife
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over such pomp and show.
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She's obsessed with the theme.
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She made me wear
pink pajamas in this heat,
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and the color rubbed off on me.
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I took them off,
but it still feels like I'm wearing them.
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My butt's turned pink.
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His wife says, "It's okay.
Pink is better than purple."
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- Let me say something.
- Yes.
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During festivals,
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women play a very important role
in telling us what occasion it is.
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- How?
- They have a good sense of dressing.
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They also have options.
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Their Instagram photos easily reveal
which festival it is.
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A saree with a veil for Karva Chauth,
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and a ghagra choli for Navratri.
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All that the man has
is a single set of kurta.
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He'd pair it up differently.
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He'd pose in the same kurta
on every occasion.
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That's all he needs.
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Some men even choose the kurta set
from their wedding night.
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They say that they had worn it slightly
only for one night.
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Yes, "slightly" only for a night.
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That "slightly" has led to the population
explosion in our country.
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- Look at you flaunting your tie.
- Yes.
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How inconvenient it is!
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We all have our favourite festivals.
I want to ask the audience here.
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Which one is yours?
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Yes. Please pass her the mic.
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- Hello, Kapil.
- Namaste. How're you?
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- Ram Ram. I'm from Rajasthan.
- How are you?
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- Which part of it?
- Jaipur.
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- Jammu?
- Jaipur.
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- Oh, Jaipur.
- Yes.
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Our director is from Jaipur too.
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Take him along with you, please. Okay?
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So…
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- Who are you here with?
- My husband.
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- Your husband? Welcome.
- Yes.
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Which is your favourite festival?
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All of them.
Meeting you is a festival of sorts too.
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Thanks for all the love.
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We celebrate Teej in Rajasthan.
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- The monsoon festival.
- Yes.
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- And--
- What is it celebrated for? I'm not sure.
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I think only married women celebrate it
to mark the onset of monsoon.
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Married women in Rajasthan don't celebrate
their first Teej at their in-laws' house.
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Doesn't it get really romantic… So?
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Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law
can't stay together during this.
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- Say, someone got recently married…
- Yes.
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…in last week of May,
and the monsoon started in June.
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Still, the bride goes to her own home.
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- Can't the husband tag along?
- No.
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- What about the husband?
- He has to go out for work.
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- But what's the reason?
- I don't know.
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Is it a mother-in-law's brainchild?
She'd want to spend time with her husband.
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- It's a custom, after all.
- Yes.
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In our culture,
the festive season begins with Teej
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and comes to an end with Gangaur.
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- I see. What does it end with, again?
- Gangaur. It's famous in Jaipur.
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- In Jaipur--
- Gangaur.
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I didn't know of it.
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Then comes Basoda. Ever heard of it?
Sheetala Ashtami.
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- Are you from the Rajasthan we all know?
- Yes!
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I've never heard of the last two!
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What's special about it?
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- May I speak in my language?
- Were you speaking French until now?
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Go ahead, speak your heart out.
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It's celebrated eight days after Holi.
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Do you celebrate Diwali
and Dussehra in Jaipur?
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- Yes. We do.
- I see.
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Which one's your favourite?
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- Teej. Yes.
- Teej?
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Because you get to see your parents?
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- How long have you been married for?
- Twenty-five years.
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- Silver jubilee--
- There's no excitement left then.
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- I have a request.
- Yes?
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Let him speak too.
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- Hello, Kapil. Sidhu paaji.
- Hello. Namaste.
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She's my festival. Teej, Diwali, Holi.
She's all of them.
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Yes. Thank you!
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Well said!
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That's true!
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- Wow!
- He's right. Bravo!
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- Thanks. It was great fun.
- I have something to say…
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Haven't you been speaking
for the lion's share of this episode?
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Listen, sir.
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You have a dimple on this side,
so he's sitting over there?
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Your very own Preity Zinta, right?
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On Teej, all newlywed women
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should sit on the swing,
and other women are supposed to--
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Have you ever asked them
whether they really enjoy it or not?
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- But I've done it.
- What if she doesn't like it?
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The others are supposed to lash them
with Neem branches.
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- Why?
- She should utter her husband's name.
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- Women don't take their husbands' name?
- Not at all.
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- How do you address your husband?
- I remember being lashed hard.
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Then I recited a poem
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praising how lovable my husband was.
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Bravo! Amazing!
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It was nice talking to you two.
Your husband has remained tight-lipped.
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You just gave me a whole lesson
on festivals.
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Who wants to go next?
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Sir, we have someone sitting
behind you up there.
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- Why are you telling me--
- So what's your favourite festival?
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I'm just asking.
We can't ignore the youngsters.
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Yes? Hey, come on, go there.
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Please take a seat.
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Here's your tip.
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Are you all right? Come on, sit.
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You look even younger than me. Really.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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You're aging backwards.
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He went there to fish for compliments.
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- Initially--
- It's ongoing.
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- It's a process.
- You look like my younger brother.
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- What?
- Just like my younger brother.
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- Younger brother?
- Yes.
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What a turn-off!
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- Calls for a celebration!
- Here's a tip for you, sis.
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- What's your favourite festival?
- I'm from Assam.
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Festivals are celebrated
with great enthusiasm, like Durga Puja.
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And…
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I go there too. I mean, it's just so…
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I mean, like, say there's the Taj Mahal,
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- for example.
- Yeah.
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There's no
Hindu-Muslim divide like that there.
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They build a Taj Mahal-style setup there
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and place Goddess Durga in it.
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- It's a good thing.
- That's what I like about Assam.
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I really like Assam too.
And today, I'm liking it even more.
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Thank you, sir.
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Archana ji,
what's your favourite festival?
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Diwali.
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- You already gamble anyway.
- No!
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- I don't gamble.
- Yes, I know. I know that.
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- Diwali.
- Diwali is your favourite? Why?
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Because…
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Lakshmi Puja.
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No, I think it's generally the feeling
you get all across India,
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where everybody just unites.
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It doesn't matter
which religion you're from,
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but everybody, the neighbours you have,
they share sweets with each other, and…
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The sweets makes Diwali so special.
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But just generally,
the atmosphere you have all across India,
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- it's such a happy atmosphere.
- Yes.
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So, I love Diwali.
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- That's wonderful!
- Diwali feels even more special…
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Love you, ma'am.
Sidhu paaji, what's your favourite?
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Mine is Lohri.
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Oh, I thought your favourite was
Malaika Arora. I mean…
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Okay!
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Come on, guys!
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No matter what the festival is,
it's best celebrated with your loved ones.
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Without those bonds,
every festival feels incomplete.
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Because family amplifies the celebration.
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And today, we're welcoming a family
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who told a lie to protect their family,
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a lie that no one has been able to solve.
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Please welcome,
from Drishyam: The Conclusion,
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the Salgaonkar family, Mr. Ajay Devgn…
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Shriya Saran,
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Ishita Dutta and Mrunal Jadhav.
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Welcome, welcome, Ishita.
How are you? Welcome.
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Hello, how're you? You've grown up.
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Hello! Welcome back.
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Paaji!
Let's hear a big round of applause!
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Joining us on stage right now
is the Salgaonkar family.
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For 11 years,
they've had people wondering…
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People keep thinking,
"This time he'll get caught."
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But he just won't get caught.
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Get four passport-size photos taken.
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Look at each one separately.
You'll find differences even there, sir.
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But listen to their statements.
Not even the slightest difference.
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Tell us, Salgaonkar sahab,
what were you doing on October 2nd?
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- On October 2, we went to Panjim.
- We went to Panjim.
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Then we attended
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Swami Chinmayananda's satsang.
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- Then we had pav bhaji.
- Pav bhaji.
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We stayed there overnight
and came back on October 3.
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Got it?
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Now, Ishita, you tell me.
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Where were you on October 2?
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On October 2,
I went to Panjim with my family.
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We attended
Swami Chinmayananda's satsang there.
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Then we had pav bhaji,
stayed there overnight,
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and came back on October 3.
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See that? Copy and paste.
Now you tell me, Shriya.
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What are you doing tonight?
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No… The dialogue is exactly the same.
We know it by heart now.
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She's tying rakhi today. Want one?
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- To whom?
- You!
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Let's talk about the movie now.
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The casting in this movie is really good.
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Casting Ajay Devgn was the right call.
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- Because no one can get a word out of him.
- True!
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If Sidhu paaji had been in Drishyam,
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he would've confessed in part one.
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Yes!
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He'd be like, "Look!"
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"The body's right there."
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"And that guy next door, Timmy?"
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"He's growing opium in his garden.
Go catch him!"
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Shriya doesn't look like someone
who can keep a secret.
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I don't know
how she pulls it off in the movie.
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Shriya, you do whatever Ajay Devgn,
your husband, says in the movie.
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Do you do whatever
your husband says in real life?
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I listen, but I don't follow.
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Not even when he gives good advice?
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No.
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What's your experience?
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I say it all here.
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Whatever I want to say.
Once I get home, I'm like Ajay Devgn.
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Mrunal! Mrunal, come here.
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Mrunal was this little
when Drishyam first came out.
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- Mrunal, how old are you now?
- 21 years.
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- You're 21 now?
- Yes.
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You've been Vijay Salgaonkar's daughter
for 11 years.
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- Ten years as your real dad's daughter.
- Yes.
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So, your own dad
must've asked you at some point, "Look,
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don't tell anyone, but tell me
will Ajay Devgn get caught in this movie?"
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Does he ever ask you that?
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- Or in college…
- He's a police officer.
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- Your dad's a police officer?
- Yes.
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Wow, what a contrast!
Her real dad is a police officer,
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other's committing murders.
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Well, this movie is one of a kind.
It releases on October 2.
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Mahatma Gandhi
spent his whole life saying,
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"Always tell the truth."
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And on October 2, this entire family
shows up and tells lie after lie!
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But hey, it's fun.
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A very warm welcome to all of you.
Please, have a seat.
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This time, a new officer has been assigned
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to get the truth
out of the Salgaonkar family.
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Let's welcome him.
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And joining him,
we also have the director of the film.
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Please welcome the very talented
Mr. Jaideep Ahlawat,
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and the director, Mr. Abhishek Pathak.
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Welcome. How're you, Abhishek ji?
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A heartfelt welcome.
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You've all seen Drishyam.
You've seen the first one,
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and the second one. In Drishyam,
Ajay sir didn't get caught by Tabu ma'am.
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He didn't get caught
by Akshaye Khanna either.
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Although, after Dhurandhar,
even Akshaye Khanna is hard to catch!
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So this time,
Jaideep sir is after Ajay sir.
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Although, looking at his own track record,
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it seems like
he's hidden three or four bodies himself.
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But jokes apart,
he's such an incredible actor.
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He becomes whatever character he plays.
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Jaideep bhai, I've known Ajay sir
for at least 15 years.
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I've had 14 conversations with him.
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And I'll tell you all 14.
"I'm fine. How are you?"
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You did an entire film with him.
How many conversations did you two have?
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We had the same conversation
while shooting.
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"I'm fine. How are you?"
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I've known sir since 2009 too.
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My first film with him was…
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- Aakrosh. Right.
- Aakrosh.
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- Same producers. Kumar ji.
- Right. Yeah.
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Life is a circle.
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But I probably had
five or six conversations with him.
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You've got 14 at least.
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- Tell me, do you believe in karma?
- Absolutely.
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- What role did you play in that movie?
- I was a criminal.
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- In Aakrosh.
- Yes.
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- And he was with the CBI.
- Yes.
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And in this movie, you're the cop,
and he's the criminal.
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See, sir? Life comes full circle.
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Please, have a seat.
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Abhishek sir, I have a question for you.
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Don't you think
if instead of Jaideep bhai, you had cast…
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Or if you had cast
Kajol ma'am in the first movie
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instead of Tabu ma'am
or Akshaye Khanna sir,
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wouldn't she have gotten it all out of him
in the first part?
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Then there'd be no movie!
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He wouldn't be able to hide anything.
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- There wouldn't be a part two or three.
- There'd be no story.
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- There wouldn't even be a first movie.
- What…
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Ajay sir, the title reads
Drishyam: The Conclusion this time.
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Who came up with that?
The writer, the director, you,
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or the artist
who's been buried for 11 years?
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I think that was always the plan.
We always knew how the movie would end.
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Does he get caught or not?
You'll have to watch and see.
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But this is the conclusion.
This chapter ends here.
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We're really excited for part three.
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You already have quite a family.
And now Jaideep bhai has joined you!
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We're waiting, sir.
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About Ajay sir's phone…
This isn't my question.
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It's the audience's. They said,
"Ask him when Devgn sir comes."
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"He barely smiles."
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Ask him whether his iPhone
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even has a smiley emoji?
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Or did Apple leave it out
because you never use it?
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I'll check. I've never checked either.
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Have you ever sent anyone an emoji?
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Even when ma'am texts you,
"Something good happened today!"
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You don't send a smiley?
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Come on, I do!
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- And I smile too.
- Okay? Did you hear that, everyone?
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I'm smiling right now, looking at you.
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Why I'm smiling at you
is a different story.
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But look at the characters he plays.
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Where's the room for a smile?
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"Now I'm pissed!"
Where would he smile?
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He'll hit someone,
so you guys hit your hands together!
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Ask him why he lost 30 kilos.
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Find out the reason.
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- You lost 30 kilos?
- 38, he's telling me. 38 kgs.
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That's an
eighth-grader's worth of weight gone.
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I weighed 35 kilos in eighth grade!
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That discipline, you know,
if I look around me,
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I see what discipline really means
when I look at Mr. Devgn.
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- Is that so?
- Discipline should be a part of life.
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I've been watching for 40 years.
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Why did it become part of your life
only after you did that show with Malaika?
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Why didn't it happen before?
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He won't stop until they get divorced.
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Look!
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The point I'm making is that
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when you bring discipline into your life,
you don't have to say anything.
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Then people like Kapil say,
"He's lost 30 kilos,"
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and someone else says, "He's lost 25."
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It speaks for itself.
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When you were about to come in,
the technical team comes in, right?
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"Okay, we know
where Mr. Devgn is going to sit."
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"So put Jaideep next to him
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so we have
hero-and-villain thing going on."
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And he was saying,
"Jaideep is our kid. Put him over there."
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"Bring Shriya up to eye level."
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They told me backstage
where I was supposed to sit,
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and I was like, "Kapil's done it again.
He's gonna put him right next to me!"
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- Hey, this…
- I don't know what's true.
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I'm the one who gets blamed, Shriya.
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I may be a little bad, but not that bad.
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Okay, let's get back to it.
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Ajay sir's love for Goa is well known,
as you can see.
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Just look at his movies.
Golmaal, Singham, Drishyam.
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They were all shot in Goa.
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He even launched
the Drishyam 3 trailer there.
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So, sir, the audience has a question.
Again, it's not mine.
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They say you really love Goa,
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or is it because you can't find
better feni anywhere else?
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Or is it because pomfret is cheaper there?
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Why do you love Goa so much?
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Goa is very relaxing.
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I don't drink feni.
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- And…
- Then at least bring it for someone else.
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Feni has gotten you into
a lot of trouble before. Remember that.
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No, no. I don't drink feni.
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- Archana ji? In Goa.
- No, no.
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You'll drink anything if it's free.
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If it's free, make the most of it.
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And you're so lucky.
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Do you know how blessed you are?
You go to Goa,
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shoot a movie, and get paid for it.
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When the average Indian
goes to Goa, it costs money.
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Your honeymoon
isn't on the producer's tab.
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Now we've got a smile.
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Let me tell you something.
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Goa is famous for a lot of things.
Goa's beaches are pretty famous.
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So many tourists go there.
The seafood is famous too.
24:21.265 --> 24:24.505
But after Drishyam,
Goa's pav bhaji became really famous.
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And we've heard a story, Mrunal,
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that it happened because of you.
There was no pav bhaji before that.
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- Is it true?
- Yes.
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- What was it before?
- It was biryani.
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But I don't like biryani.
I really like pav bhaji.
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That's why I told them to have pav bhaji.
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- Is that so?
- Yes.
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- What kind of biryani? Veg, non-veg?
- Chicken!
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I didn't eat non-veg back then.
I am a vegetarian.
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Thank God she didn't say
she wanted a vegetarian dad too.
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Then you would've had to
sign Kailash Kher.
24:53.105 --> 24:56.145
You wouldn't need Jaideep bhai
to get Kailash Kher talking.
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T-Series could get it out of him.
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Shriya, you're trying
to protect your family.
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You're keeping a secret.
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Do you think we should hide
from people in our personal lives?
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For example, sometimes you go
on an expensive shopping spree.
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You don't tell them right away.
You ease them into it.
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Or you hide something from your Mummy.
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Or maybe from your female friends.
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What do you think? As a wife,
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what things
one shouldn't tell their husband?
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One should tell nothing.
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Tell them nothing?
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I don't lie to them, but I don't share
what I don't want to. That's it.
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Have you told him about me?
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- No.
- It's a tricky question.
25:45.425 --> 25:46.905
Completely bounced off my head.
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Jaideep bhai,
I was just watching Ajay sir's…
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He gave a special appearance
on a crime show.
25:54.025 --> 25:55.505
He was advising the viewers.
25:55.585 --> 25:57.185
"Stay alert. Stay vigilant."
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As a husband, do you think
a husband should stay alert,
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or being decent will do?
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- No need for vigilance?
- Are you alert?
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Are you decent? You're decent?
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- It's just my image--
- No, but you're decent?
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Yes, and I still need to be vigilant.
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Then? You answered yourself!
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Are you decent?
26:13.585 --> 26:15.385
Have I asked for your number yet?
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- Now, tell me.
- Take it today. Don't fret.
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Yeah, I'll manage to be vigilant.
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Jaideep bhai,
what do you think about this?
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As you said,
be decent as well as vigilant.
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But why be vigilant when one's decent?
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No, no. You can be attacked anytime.
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Honestly speaking, I just recalled
my father's words on this matter.
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- Yes.
- He used to say that any outside troubles
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regarding your work, or anything
that doesn't concern your family directly
26:53.345 --> 26:55.385
or is not related to them,
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it becomes too overwhelming
for them if shared.
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They can't handle it.
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I thought it very correct.
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- Right.
- Don't bring your work troubles home.
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That's right.
Don't bring work troubles home.
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You won't get a chance to do it anyway.
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Before you carry your troubles,
you find trouble waiting at home!
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And if both husband and wife
are working in the same film,
27:22.545 --> 27:24.025
the work goes home anyway.
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Then you have troubles
both at work and at home.
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I would like my viewers' opinion
on this too.
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What do you think?
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What should we hide
27:38.225 --> 27:39.305
and what to share?
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- Yes, ma'am.
- We should hide
27:41.425 --> 27:44.945
money and gold from our husbands.
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Because in an emergency, it's the women
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- who utilize them.
- You manage to hide money from them?
27:50.425 --> 27:52.505
- Yes.
- Where? You live in the same house,
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he's bound to notice sometimes.
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- What are your hiding places?
- I hide them in the kitchen containers.
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In the containers!
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- Tea container?
- Do you know? Someone's money
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- was eaten up by rats from the container.
- Rats ate the money?
28:04.545 --> 28:07.585
- Yes, I read it somewhere.
- Rats also eat money? I didn't know that.
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Yes, I read it recently.
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- Somewhere--
- Who doesn't like to stomach money?
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Wow! Amazing, Devgn sahab!
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You totally stole the show!
28:18.345 --> 28:20.825
What a satirical one-liner!
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Mic drop!
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Finished!
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You keep saying he doesn't speak,
he doesn't speak!
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I say, when he speaks, it's packed
with power, punch, and prestige!
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He speaks like that.
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Thank you so much, ma'am.
Lovely talking to you.
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Anyone else here? Yes, sir.
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- Sat Sri Akaal, Kapil ji.
- How are you?
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And greetings to the entire team.
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I think we should hide our glee, sir.
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- What type of glee?
- Any type of glee.
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Just don't look happy
in front of your wife.
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You should maintain
a serious, straight face.
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Just calm and quiet demeanour.
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We should take our inspiration
from Devgn sir.
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Adopt his demeanour.
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But the reason for that?
You didn't introduce yourself.
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- Amit Ahluwalia.
- Why do you feel you should hide that?
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Yes, Amit ji. Why?
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Ma'am, I feel so because
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if you look too happy,
they bombard you with questions.
29:09.545 --> 29:13.345
If you keep a deadpan look,
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you're sorted. Nothing will happen to you.
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- There are no questions.
- No, it doesn't work.
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- Keeping morose?
- If you keep a serious face, I feel,
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"What's wrong? What did I do?
Did I do something?"
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- So that becomes a problem.
- Do wives really take it that way?
29:27.465 --> 29:29.065
- Yes.
- They blame themselves.
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- "Is he troubled because of me?"
- Yeah.
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If you look happy, they'll be like,
"What's up? What happened?"
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- So it's always like that.
- Okay.
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We always have a trace of doubt
on you guys.
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- Where is this breed found?
- I don't think you can have
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a life where you guys are not doubted.
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"You guys" includes all of us?
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Yes, each and every one of us.
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- All right.
- So before marriage, you liked joy?
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I still like joy, but who gets so lucky?
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Sir, I still like joy--
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No, now you prefer suicide!
30:10.705 --> 30:12.585
Devgn Sahab is on a roll today!
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He's hitting back to back sixes!
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you, Amit.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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Hold on a second!
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What's going on with you guys here?
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- Archana ji, what's going on?
- Sidhu ji, what's going on?
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- What's going on with you?
- What's going on with you?
30:51.585 --> 30:52.905
- What's up with you?
- What's--
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Hello! What the hell
is going on with you two?
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Oh, everyone knows that!
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Across 192 countries,
only one thing is going on.
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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Hi!
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- Hi!
- Namaste!
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- Hi!
- How are you?
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Hi! Hi, how are you?
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Hi!
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- Director sir.
- Yes.
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- You saw, right?
- Yes, you were amazing.
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Suspense,
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no matter what kind it is,
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can end in two seconds flat.
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It's not necessary to make
two or three movies out of it, okay?
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My God.
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No, sir, very frankly,
if you want to keep making parts,
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go right ahead, no problem.
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Because season after season
should just keep coming!
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Yeah!
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And today, I'm so happy
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that our 5th season has officially begun!
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I am really grateful
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from the bottom of my EMIs.
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All of our EMIs.
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- Hey, Mona!
- Yes.
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See.
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The season started and boni.
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Hey, not Boney, that's Ajay Devgn.
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No, I know that's Ajay Devgn.
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I'm just saying
that with them coming, our season's
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- first sale is set!
- Oh, we call that boni!
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Yeah. So sir, you are Boney, you're Boney,
you too, and you too, sir.
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But ma'am, you are a crybaby.
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What?
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Because I watched both parts of Drishyam
and you cry way too much in them!
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- You cry a lot--
- No, but you look very cute crying.
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Very pretty. But don't cry too much, okay?
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Or they'll select you
as a judge in a reality show.
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- Hey, Mona.
- Yes.
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Look, Mrunal!
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- She was so young!
- Oh my God, yes!
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She's grown so much!
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If she is asked, "Where are you from?"
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She says, "I was born in Mumbai,
but brought up in Drishyam!"
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If someone asks her, "What's your hobby?"
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She says, "Hiding evidence."
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Oh my God!
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Really, Ajay sir,
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this Drishyam fever has infected everyone.
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Hey, did you notice?
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- What? Oh, yes!
- Tabu ji didn't come.
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- I know why she didn't come.
- Why?
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My God, she's so engrossed
in her character…
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Someone told me, she is
still roaming in Goa with a shovel.
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Ajay sir,
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she's digging up entire Goa
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thinking, "The body must be here."
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Ajay sir, there was a time
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when Mukesh Chhabra used to accompany
Tabu ji in award functions,
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now shovel accompanies her.
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Sir, how come you're sitting so relaxed?
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Sir, please go and hide!
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- Why?
- You know Tukaram Munde ji?
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- Yes.
- He's patrolling this area!
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He can raid you anytime!
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Did you have a donkey for breakfast
or what?
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He raids adulteration, not Ahlawat!
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- Oh!
- She's a fool. Totally brainless.
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- Running her mouth anywhere, anytime.
- Sorry, sorry, sir.
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Sir, my bad. Actually, whenever I met you,
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I saw only Jaideep.
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I never got a chance to see your Ahlawat.
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Can I tell you the truth?
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Can I?
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- Yes please.
- Your and…
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Shriya ji's pairing
looks really good together.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Everybody says that Ajay sir
and Shriya ji's pairing looks good.
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Yeah, everybody compliments them.
He is left out.
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It doesn't look good. He's our guest.
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- Thank you.
- You girls are also looking good together.
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You're looking like Jaikant Shikre
and Gaitonde wearing costumers.
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Looks like Gaitonde's tonde
is bulging out!
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Excuse me, sir!
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I'd request you
to mind your manners with us.
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We are not the old Sona-Mona anymore!
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Gotten stupider?
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We have been promoted.
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- We are now Sona-Mona 2.0!
- Yes!
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Remember, Kaps,
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you know this airport, right?
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It belongs to us!
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And we are this airport's
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- Sona-Mona 2.0!
- Sona-Mona 2.0!
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I won't spare anyone!
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Hey. They turned the echo off.
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Sorry, echo failed,
otherwise that was massive!
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When you invented these lines,
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did you expect clapping, or laughter?
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Sir, don't take us lightly.
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Of course, you aren't light at all!
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We've stopped massive VIPs
right here at the airport!
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Yeah?
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Ajay sir, what's the name
of that director of yours, Indra Kumar?
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- Yeah.
- He showed up. When we checked him in,
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"Kumar" cleared out,
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but "Indra" got stuck indoors!
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So much stress, we were doing
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in-there, out-there, in-there, out-there,
in-there, out-there!
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Oh my God! Then we sent four guys inside.
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They did a whole Dhamaal 4 with him,
only then Indra came out!
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Otherwise he was just stuck!
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Sir, that Jaykant Shikre of yours?
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He came too.
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His "Jay" got cleared,
his "Kant" got cleared too.
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His "Shikre" got stuck.
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Now, we have no clue
how to extract his "Shikre"
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so right now we are learning.
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Once we fully learn it,
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we'll extract his "Shikre" too.
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Is Sunil Pal coaching you or what?
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One minute, sir.
You guys came from Goa, right?
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Sir, your baggage will be checked too.
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- Yes, bag-checking is a must.
- One minute.
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- Everyone will be--
- Everyone will be checked.
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No one will be spared today.
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Look at this.
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"Ajay Devgn's bag."
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This will be the first to be checked.
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Dead body! Dead body!
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Where's the loss?
It's pure profit, the season just started!
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Not loss, dead body!
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Oh my God!
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- What's this?
- Ajay sir,
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so this is where you hid the body!
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This is the dead body!
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Poor Tabu ji, digging away in Goa in vain!
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Hello, excuse me.
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- And the body is in Mumbai!
- Excuse me.
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- Ghost!
- Ghost!
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I am not a ghost.
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I just got drunk and sleeping in a lift.
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Someone closed the lift.
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- How did you end up in a bag?
- You were not sleeping in a lift.
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You were sleeping in a bag,
someone closed the zip!
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Okay.
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- Hey! Come here!
- No sitting back down.
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That's why I said,
"Don't write dialogues for dead bodies."
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- "Don't write dialogues for--"
- We made you rehearse it, didn't we?
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He was your responsibility
to take care of.
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You should've checked in the morning.
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But you also got promoted
to a senior role--
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- So did you. It was your job.
- Enough, now!
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What are you guys up to?
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Everyone knows
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the only thing going on in 192 countries.
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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Festival of laughter
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- Bye! Thank you. My god.
- Okay, bye!
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Bye bye.
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We have some pictures of you.
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Let's read people's comments,
just for fun. Let's go.
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KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
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Oh!
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Oh, wow! Mr. Devgn's wedding photo.
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"Whatever happened,
happened for the best."
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- Wow! 28 years.
- Twenty-eight. Is it?
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Reveal the comments. Why does it say
"How did it happen?"
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"Did you arrive to the wedding
on two horses?"
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Someone's replied,
"When a person is getting married,
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they don't need to perform other stunts."
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Oh! Show us more.
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"Why do wedding photos end up
looking like peace treaty signings?"
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- Peace treaty.
- Show us more.
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Shriya says,
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"Behind every thread is a family,
a tradition, and days of hard work."
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"Our weavers keep our history alive
in the most beautiful way."
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Wow! What does it mean?
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- That day was Handloom Day.
- I see.
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So it's about the hand-woven saree.
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You look lovely, like a flower
sitting amidst flowers, wearing a saree.
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Enough already, Kapil!
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Let's read the comments.
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"In a wedding, the girls are given
flower decoration duties.
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"We boys are made to lift gas cylinders."
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The comment is correct.
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No flower duties.
They ask boys to shell peas.
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"Ensure the sweet maker doesn't scam us."
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But have you done such duties
at home weddings, Kapil?
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I've done lots, ma'am.
Times have changed now.
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Did you know
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event companies arrange it all these days.
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They plan events where the whole family
peels vegetables together.
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And this happened back in the day.
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- It's true, Shriya.
- Yes. Small town weddings are like that.
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- Yes.
- Everyone would work together.
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I'm from a small town too.
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Did you do that at your wedding?
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- I showed up.
- It's a big deal he even showed up.
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Was there any duty to ensure
the bride wouldn't run away?
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They kept me busy
so I wouldn't run away with her.
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Have you worked like that
at family weddings?
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In small towns, they make you work.
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- What's your small town?
- Haridwar.
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Haridwar. I see!
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- Near Dehradun.
- You're born and brought up in Haridwar?
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- Yes. We had those duties.
- True.
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"Clean that up."
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"Make a flower decoration. Apply a coating
of cow dung." I've done it all.
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You don't have a Haridwar personality.
More like Maldives.
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- Maldives!
- That's the image you give.
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Show us more.
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Oh! Jaideep bhai!
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From 109 kilos
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to 83 kilos, in five months. Wow!
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This is from the Maharaj era.
Wow, Jaideep.
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But, Jaideep, what did you do
to achieve this?
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Ma'am, I had four to five months free.
I'd started just after lockdown.
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But people overeat when free.
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For five months, all I did was train…
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sleep, eat, train, sleep, eat. That's all.
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I'd train thrice a day.
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And eat, and sleep. That's all.
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He lost weight.
And I fell pregnant in lockdown.
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He did just one thing.
And she did her one thing too.
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I couldn't resist.
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That was so cool, Jaideep.
Let's read the comments.
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"Jaideep Failawat versus Jaideep Ahlawat."
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Show us more.
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"Eating at your in-laws' versus
eating what you earn yourself."
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Do in-laws really feed you that much?
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Keep scrolling.
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"In the left-side photo,
your navel looks shocked."
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"In the right one, it looks sad.
When is your navel happy?"
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- Oh, man.
- Wow! Such details.
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Such a detailed punchline!
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- Who are these people? Wow.
- This is creativity.
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Actually, when you pile on weight,
your navel goes like this.
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In the other one, the navel is like…
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Show us more.
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"With a belly like that, you won't hurt
your face even if you fall."
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More, please.
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Shriya uploaded this photo.
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I was on a holiday.
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- In Jodhpur?
- Yes.
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Let's read the comments.
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"You've praised the shawl-maker.
If I'd known, I'd be a blanket."
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"If you went to the gym,
I'd be a dumbbell."
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Wow!
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- "If you were a deer, I'd be a jungle."
- Wow!
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"If you're ready to be an aunty,
I'd be an uncle."
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Oh god!
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Wow!
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Someone's replied,
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"If you'd read some books,
you'd be an IAS officer."
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The first guy wrote back,
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"If you hadn't read my poetry,
you'd be someone big too."
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That was good.
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- Show us more.
- So cool!
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Someone has rightly said, "Love is blind."
They're using a lantern in broad daylight.
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More, please.
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Jaideep's photo caption says,
"Hathiram Chaudhary with the Master ji."
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The original Bogeyman.
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Let's read the comments.
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"Two brothers-in-law
exchanging wedding blankets."
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I'm hearing 'saandu' after so long.
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More, please.
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Yes, in Punjabi, they call him 'saandu.'
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"When I have too much flight luggage,
this is how I wear my clothes."
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- I've done that.
- What?
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I had extra luggage so I wore boots
and jacket in the summer.
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Frugality. Very good!
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I wore a sweater too.
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So you wore three to four
kilos of clothes.
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I wanted to save on the extra fare.
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Good thinking!
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Actually, when you visit home,
they give you a box of sweets.
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The box is for 200 rupees, but the luggage
folks charge 800 rupees per kilo.
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The sweets become costlier by 600 rupees.
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Show us the comments.
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"You've got a blanket. Now, squat down,
and we can arrange for some flatbread."
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"I speak from personal experience."
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- More, please.
- Such a spicy comment.
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Are we done?
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Thank you.
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Sir, the festive season
and our show have just begun.
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We've dedicated this to Indian festivals.
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I'd like to ask everyone.
Let's start Mrunal.
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You're the youngest.
What's your favourite festival?
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- Holi.
- Why?
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I love being fully covered in colours.
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You can speak freely.
This is not an interrogation.
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It's okay if your statement wavers.
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Basically, I love getting
drenched in colours,
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and drenching my friends too.
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What's your favourite festival?
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Holi. I played Holi even at my wedding.
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Oh, really?
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Cannabis.
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You do cannabis too?
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During Holi?
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Cannabis is dangerous, man.
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The scooter's kick is on the right,
but I kept kicking on the left.
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If you start crying, you keep on crying.
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- And it goes on for a few days.
- Yes. Really.
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You get stuck on that one emotion.
Sadness, crying, laughing.
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My constant emotion is happiness. Smiling.
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But if you get stuck on the wrong emotion,
you're done for.
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Kapil got stuck on an emotion.
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Once he had cannabis during Holi,
and started flirting.
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He still hasn't stopped.
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Once she had cannabis,
and went to the bank.
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Since then, she hasn't stopped
thinking about money.
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Where were we?
Ajay sir, what's your favourite festival?
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I don't have a favourite. I like them all.
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- Really?
- Holi, Diwali.
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I don't play with colours
or burst firecrackers.
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I like celebrating
with family and friends.
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So, celebrating with your loved ones.
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Ishita, what about you?
48:35.545 --> 48:36.665
Durga Puja.
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Durga Puja.
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I'm a typical Bengali. I love dressing up,
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wearing sarees, going to the feast,
having food.
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- Bombay has nice feasts too.
- Yes. It does.
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What about you, Pathak sahab?
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Or do you only like
the different Drishyam parts?
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- That's a given.
- Isn't it? Part one, two, three.
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I like Diwali, without firecrackers.
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Without firecrackers?
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It's better to set the mood with friends,
rather than noise and pollution.
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It's a holiday, so you can earn money too.
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He's talking about gambling on Diwali.
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I've always feared firecrackers.
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Oh, really?
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- You fear firecrackers?
- Not "firecracker".
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So, should we fear you?
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- Kapil, what are you trying to say?
- What?
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My mother-in-law is here too.
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I… Mummy…
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What can I say?
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Jaideep bhai,
what's your favourite festival?
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Nothing these days.
But back in the village,
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Holi was a little brutal.
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Women drench their scarves
and knot them.
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- Oh, that hurts!
- They hit with that.
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On Holi? Yes.
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The wet scarf is a tradition.
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And…
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It's a game. The women hit
their brothers-in-law.
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But why only the women?
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That's how the culture is.
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- Good. Women finally get their chance.
- Actually, yes.
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In his village, wives beat up men
only on Holi.
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Over at hers, Holi is the one day
they don't do it.
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It's a game between women
and their brothers-in-laws, not husbands.
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She need not wet her scarf.
Her wet hand is enough. "Parmeet!"
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Parmeet's body has bent into an arc.
That's how much she's beaten him.
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My favourite is Diwali.
The lamps, the new clothes…
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And this new trend
of making everything theme-based…
50:34.945 --> 50:37.625
We have a Ganesha idol in our home.
50:37.705 --> 50:39.825
Ginni set a uniform theme.
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One day we're yellow, the next, blue.
50:43.225 --> 50:46.025
Back in the day,
themes happened out of necessity.
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All the brothers got similar shirts
made from the same cloth.
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And the mother got
her blouse made with leftover cloth.
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Her top half would resemble your brother,
and her bottom half, your sister.
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We'd reuse the same clothes.
51:01.745 --> 51:04.865
Until the eighth standard,
we had an ethnic uniform, not pants.
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Yes.
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From the ninth standard onwards,
it was pants.
51:08.425 --> 51:11.545
Now, you're growing up,
and gaining weight,
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and getting taller.
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So, next year, we'd get
the same pants altered.
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- And the back would form a V-shape.
- Yeah, exactly.
51:19.985 --> 51:22.665
- Its colour would be different.
- Yes.
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The colour of the hem
would be different too.
51:25.025 --> 51:27.385
- Yes.
- This is what we used to do.
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It felt like
I was wearing my own old trouser.
51:30.265 --> 51:32.865
At our school,
the skirt kept unfolding every season.
51:32.945 --> 51:33.945
Exactly!
51:34.025 --> 51:36.705
The same skirt we used to wear
even while growing up.
51:36.785 --> 51:38.865
Its colour used to be different though.
51:38.945 --> 51:40.705
But that's a beautiful emotion!
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Oh, my God!
52:26.185 --> 52:27.585
Don't focus on the words,
focus on the visuals.
52:28.425 --> 52:31.345
That lies always find a way
to hide themselves.
52:32.105 --> 52:33.425
But the visuals…
52:33.505 --> 52:35.225
The visuals never lie!
52:36.145 --> 52:37.265
So,
52:37.345 --> 52:39.985
the question is not
what's in front of you.
52:40.065 --> 52:42.025
The question is,
52:42.105 --> 52:43.345
what are you looking at?
52:52.345 --> 52:54.585
I was betrayed by my own.
52:56.825 --> 52:58.465
Outsiders weren't brave enough.
52:59.505 --> 53:00.785
In Drishyam 2,
53:00.865 --> 53:03.825
thriller and suspense was there,
but romance not enough.
53:06.905 --> 53:09.025
I thought of getting sweets for you,
53:10.105 --> 53:11.305
but I didn't.
53:12.425 --> 53:15.385
Your family hasn't opened their mouths,
so you won't either.
53:16.985 --> 53:18.305
It's been 11 years.
53:20.985 --> 53:22.545
Why don't you reveal
53:22.625 --> 53:24.225
where you hid the dead body?
53:24.745 --> 53:26.625
I dug up the whole of Goa.
53:27.345 --> 53:30.665
In fact, I'm telling Goans
that metro construction is going on.
53:37.385 --> 53:39.025
Give me a scissor.
53:42.945 --> 53:44.065
What's the scissor for?
53:51.865 --> 53:53.985
Season 5 inauguration!
53:55.105 --> 53:56.505
Season 5.
53:56.585 --> 53:59.745
That is not an opening ribbon,
it said "Do Not Cross The Line."
54:02.345 --> 54:03.545
This is me.
54:04.905 --> 54:07.465
- This is me.
- What do you mean?
54:07.545 --> 54:11.025
I mean, I am an SI! A Sub Inspector!
54:11.105 --> 54:12.265
SI.
54:15.225 --> 54:17.105
I can't stand repetition!
54:19.105 --> 54:21.305
The only one who has the guts is…
54:22.305 --> 54:24.505
Bajirao Birmingham!
54:27.385 --> 54:29.585
- Birmingham, the UK city?
- Exactly.
54:30.265 --> 54:31.905
From UK, ADDA province.
54:31.985 --> 54:33.585
Jaideep ji,
54:33.665 --> 54:37.425
let me explain what ADDA means.
Ajay Devgn Duplicate Association!
54:39.785 --> 54:41.905
We are spread across the world.
54:44.025 --> 54:47.065
You can throw a stone
from any corner of the world,
54:47.145 --> 54:49.505
it'll hit one of
the duplicate Ajay Devgns.
54:51.865 --> 54:53.465
Don't you believe me?
54:54.705 --> 54:56.265
See for yourself!
54:56.345 --> 54:58.625
Blood! Blood! Blood!
54:59.945 --> 55:01.785
I was hit by my own people.
55:02.665 --> 55:04.505
Outsiders weren't brave enough.
55:04.585 --> 55:06.425
I was hit by the one
55:06.505 --> 55:08.185
who was an ADDA member.
55:14.825 --> 55:16.545
Show me your ADDA card.
55:17.425 --> 55:18.665
- Are you a member?
- Yes.
55:19.225 --> 55:21.585
Correct! Don't worry,
55:22.145 --> 55:23.825
I will get you treated by CHADDA.
55:25.025 --> 55:26.345
ADDA and CHADDA! Wow!
55:26.425 --> 55:29.785
- What does it mean?
- It's CHADDA.
55:30.825 --> 55:33.065
Charity of Ajay Devgn
Duplicate Association.
55:38.265 --> 55:39.505
Ajay ji,
55:40.865 --> 55:42.305
you please tread carefully.
55:43.745 --> 55:47.025
Because the association gets affected
by everything you do.
55:49.185 --> 55:50.225
For example,
55:50.785 --> 55:55.505
he has completed his BA and B.Ed,
though he doesn't look so smart.
55:55.585 --> 55:59.945
- Completed what?
- BA and B.Ed but he's famous as a dropout!
56:00.025 --> 56:02.105
Because you are a dropout in the movie.
56:02.185 --> 56:03.785
Look at him.
56:04.385 --> 56:05.585
Look…
56:06.145 --> 56:08.905
People ask him when he went to Panjim.
56:09.785 --> 56:11.025
Forget Panjim,
56:11.585 --> 56:13.185
he's never been to a gym.
56:13.985 --> 56:16.545
Why would he go to Panjim
if gym is in his building?
56:18.345 --> 56:19.385
Never went to gym!
56:19.465 --> 56:23.465
He's asked where he has hidden the body,
the truth is he has never had a body.
56:30.825 --> 56:31.785
But…
56:32.985 --> 56:35.305
you have to tread carefully.
56:36.065 --> 56:39.745
Because it is not just yours
but my case too.
56:40.865 --> 56:42.625
You will be investigated today.
56:44.145 --> 56:47.385
Get me a table and a chair right now!
56:54.585 --> 56:58.185
Ajay ji, you have to please come
with us for a minute.
56:59.225 --> 57:01.145
A huge round of applause for Ajay ji!
57:05.185 --> 57:06.505
Please come.
57:14.105 --> 57:15.585
So, let's start.
57:16.985 --> 57:19.505
You already know
the rules of investigation.
57:25.585 --> 57:26.945
Ludo.
57:28.145 --> 57:30.585
You have the red ones
and I'll have blue ones.
57:34.225 --> 57:37.025
What are you doing?
Why are you playing Ludo?
57:37.105 --> 57:39.065
It makes the investigation fun!
57:39.145 --> 57:41.185
- How come?
- It's entertaining!
57:41.265 --> 57:45.065
Investigation gets good rating.
You know, there are only three main things
57:45.145 --> 57:47.185
and they are rating, clothing and shelter.
57:49.305 --> 57:51.265
When will you start the investigation?
57:52.225 --> 57:53.985
Why are you in a hurry?
57:54.705 --> 57:57.545
This is an airport,
don't worry about missing your train.
58:03.665 --> 58:05.185
Do you know
58:06.745 --> 58:08.385
a rat is safe
58:08.985 --> 58:10.625
until the cat catches it.
58:12.105 --> 58:13.585
A cat is safe
58:15.865 --> 58:18.905
until a tiger catches it.
A tiger is safe
58:18.985 --> 58:21.585
until an elephant catches it.
An elephant is safe
58:21.665 --> 58:25.985
until a rat sneaks into its trunk,
the rat is safe until the cat catches it.
58:29.345 --> 58:31.225
Do you have an ointment?
58:31.305 --> 58:32.945
Why?
58:33.025 --> 58:36.305
I wonder why my hand starts burning
when I start investigating.
58:39.985 --> 58:41.705
I can't tolerate the burning!
58:43.185 --> 58:44.625
I just can't.
58:47.305 --> 58:49.345
I need to check your CCTV footage.
58:50.625 --> 58:52.665
So, tell me
58:52.745 --> 58:54.385
your D3 Level.
58:55.745 --> 58:57.425
How is it related to CCTV?
58:57.505 --> 59:00.305
If his D3 is low,
he hid the dead body at night
59:00.385 --> 59:03.425
and if it is high,
he did it during the day.
59:06.385 --> 59:07.585
So, come on.
59:08.665 --> 59:10.665
Let's move the investigation forward.
59:13.505 --> 59:17.545
You are losing the track, check the file
and ask questions accordingly.
59:17.625 --> 59:19.305
Why should I check the file
59:20.625 --> 59:23.225
when the culprit's eyes say everything!
59:23.305 --> 59:24.305
Oh, awesome!
59:24.385 --> 59:26.585
I don't need these stupid papers!
59:26.665 --> 59:27.945
That's awesome!
59:31.545 --> 59:33.025
So, tell me…
59:34.385 --> 59:36.465
what happened on 5th October.
59:36.545 --> 59:38.145
5th October!
59:38.225 --> 59:41.145
- Mister, 2nd October.
- 2nd October.
59:41.705 --> 59:44.265
Tell me, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan,
what happened then?
59:45.625 --> 59:47.265
His name is Vijay Salgaonkar.
59:47.985 --> 59:49.305
Tell me
59:49.745 --> 59:52.025
what you were doing
in Chinmayananda's mundan?
59:53.465 --> 59:56.145
Not mundan,
it was Chinmayananda's satsang.
59:57.225 --> 59:58.905
Where is the file?
59:58.985 --> 01:00:00.945
Show me the file.
01:00:05.465 --> 01:00:07.625
- You see?
- Where is that document?
01:00:11.905 --> 01:00:14.785
No problem! My needs are low,
my investigation has a glow!
01:00:14.865 --> 01:00:15.705
Oh, man!
01:00:17.065 --> 01:00:18.545
Come on,
01:00:18.625 --> 01:00:20.585
the case has taken a new turn.
01:00:27.025 --> 01:00:28.425
Look at this…
01:00:29.985 --> 01:00:31.705
family of four.
01:00:32.665 --> 01:00:34.585
Husband and wife, and two kids.
01:00:36.185 --> 01:00:38.185
Such a happy looking family!
01:00:40.265 --> 01:00:41.505
But…
01:00:43.225 --> 01:00:45.305
the husband was not home
01:00:46.145 --> 01:00:47.265
when a boy…
01:00:48.545 --> 01:00:50.065
came home.
01:00:52.185 --> 01:00:55.265
He misbehaved with the girl.
01:00:56.985 --> 01:00:59.385
The mother didn't like it,
so she attacked him.
01:01:03.905 --> 01:01:05.305
The husband returned home.
01:01:07.105 --> 01:01:09.265
He tried waking the boy up but…
01:01:10.185 --> 01:01:11.265
the boy…
01:01:12.345 --> 01:01:13.305
was dead.
01:01:15.745 --> 01:01:17.945
He carried the dead body…
01:01:23.185 --> 01:01:25.385
and hid it in the police station.
01:01:28.985 --> 01:01:30.625
He didn't have enough time.
01:01:46.185 --> 01:01:49.745
You must be wondering only I am going
round and round, so here you go.
01:01:54.425 --> 01:01:55.785
Move back.
01:01:55.865 --> 01:01:58.305
He shook his world!
01:02:02.465 --> 01:02:04.745
The investigation is
not going the right way.
01:02:05.585 --> 01:02:07.305
I have one more way.
01:02:07.385 --> 01:02:08.625
Yes, that way.
01:02:08.705 --> 01:02:09.945
Way to exit.
01:02:12.665 --> 01:02:16.145
We ADDA can help you solve your case.
01:02:16.945 --> 01:02:19.825
If you want, one of ADDA members
01:02:19.905 --> 01:02:22.225
can take the blame.
01:02:22.305 --> 01:02:23.265
This one.
01:02:25.345 --> 01:02:27.345
He doesn't look like a murderer,
but a petty thief.
01:02:30.625 --> 01:02:33.625
His only condition is,
01:02:33.705 --> 01:02:37.265
he wants to sit beside Shriya
for the interview.
01:02:37.985 --> 01:02:39.225
That's all he wants.
01:02:39.305 --> 01:02:41.745
Ajay sir, you couldn't hit people
in Drishyam,
01:02:41.825 --> 01:02:43.305
you can hit them if you want.
01:02:45.825 --> 01:02:49.345
- They are bothering you.
- No problem, we will leave.
01:02:49.425 --> 01:02:51.865
I heard that you run
a cable TV business in Goa.
01:02:52.825 --> 01:02:55.945
If you want to get
your washing machine repaired
01:02:56.025 --> 01:02:59.225
or even a fridge, you can call him.
01:02:59.305 --> 01:03:02.265
I am a plumber by the way.
Thank you so much!
01:03:04.745 --> 01:03:05.705
Come on.
01:03:07.425 --> 01:03:10.185
Is he Ajay Devgn
or Abbas-Mastan's towel?
01:03:15.425 --> 01:03:17.865
Huge round of applause for him!
Thank you.
01:03:21.465 --> 01:03:24.745
Give a huge round of applause
for Drishyam 3 cast!
01:03:29.105 --> 01:03:30.785
Thanks a lot, everyone!
01:03:30.865 --> 01:03:31.705
Thank you!
01:03:31.785 --> 01:03:34.745
Many wishes for Drishyam 3.
01:03:34.825 --> 01:03:37.545
If you want to say anything
to our audience before leaving…
01:03:37.625 --> 01:03:41.945
Please watch our movie Drishyam 3
in theatres on 2nd October.
01:03:43.305 --> 01:03:48.385
Don't reveal the story to your friends,
let them watch and you watch with them.
01:03:52.185 --> 01:03:54.225
Many good wishes! We're all waiting.
01:03:55.065 --> 01:03:56.465
- It's just a formality.
- Thank you.
01:03:56.545 --> 01:03:58.705
Friends, it's a festive season.
01:03:58.785 --> 01:04:01.465
You can avoid sweets, but not happiness.
01:04:01.545 --> 01:04:05.305
So, spread happiness and keep watching
The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 5!
01:04:05.385 --> 01:04:08.665
Hassi Ka Tyohaar has started on Netflix!
01:04:08.745 --> 01:04:13.785
See you next Saturday!
Till then, goodnight and goodbye!
01:04:13.865 --> 01:04:14.945
Thank you!
01:04:21.185 --> 01:04:24.665
Please welcome Mr. Siddharth Malhotra,
Tamannaah Bhatia,
01:04:24.745 --> 01:04:28.545
Mr. Anup Soni, Mr. Maniesh Paul,
and the very beautiful Shweta Tiwari.
01:04:30.425 --> 01:04:32.945
Don't Tamannaah and I
look like a killer couple?
01:04:33.025 --> 01:04:34.745
I meant Siddharth and Tamannaah…
01:04:34.825 --> 01:04:38.145
- Old habits die hard.
- They're permanent!
01:04:41.505 --> 01:04:42.505
A round of applause!
01:04:43.305 --> 01:04:46.905
- Tell me, Anup Tiwari, why this--
- He's Anup Soni, not Tiwari,
01:04:46.985 --> 01:04:49.865
- and she's Shweta Tiwari.
- Her beauty is making me stutter.
01:04:49.945 --> 01:04:51.465
Do you know how Siddharth sounds?
01:04:51.545 --> 01:04:53.585
"Tamannaah, do you believe
in these kinds of stories?"
01:04:53.665 --> 01:04:55.225
You sound like
those railway station announcements.
01:04:55.305 --> 01:04:58.585
The train for Platform four
will arrive at Platform five.
01:04:58.665 --> 01:05:01.025
So why don't you take a train back home?
01:05:02.785 --> 01:05:05.345
- There are some issues.
- There's holes in what?
01:05:06.585 --> 01:05:08.745
- Jungles are meant for…
- Make-out sessions?
01:05:08.825 --> 01:05:11.345
- No, for bouts.
- It has a hole.
01:05:14.025 --> 01:05:16.305
No matter what you do,
Siddharth Malhotra is the hero.