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The Great Indian Kapil Show flight
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has landed at the Indian Air Force base.
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But please keep your seat belts fastened,
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because the fun ride is about to begin.
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Good evening and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show.
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Wishing you all a very happy August 15th.
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Today is a very special day for us.
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Because today, we celebrate August 15th
with the Indian Air Force.
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Let's have a huge round of applause
for our real heroes.
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And we also have the cast of
Operation Safed Sagar here,
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who have taken their tales of valor
to every household.
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A big round of applause
for our star cast, please.
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We have our Air Chief Marshal
here today. Sir…
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I salute you.
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For Amar Preet sir, ma'am,
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and our former Air Chief Marshal,
BS Dhanoa sahab--
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Sir…
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we are so proud of you.
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And the Vice Chief of the Air Staff,
Ashutosh Dixit ji, is also here.
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Let me be honest, sir,
before I start the show.
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Before I met you, I was thinking,
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"We'll do a lot of comedy."
But when I met you…
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and those one-liners
you dropped on us yesterday…
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May I share a little story, sir?
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You both gave us so much love yesterday,
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so I video-called my wife, Ginni.
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I said, "Sir, my wife says hi."
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You both spoke to her so affectionately.
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Then he said, "Your wife is so pretty.
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Is there something wrong with her eyes?"
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Ginni said, "No, no, sir."
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He said, "Then why did you pick him?"
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She had to defend her husband.
She said, "No, sir, he's nice."
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He said, "I meant his looks,
not his heart."
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You shattered my illusion, sir.
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I always thought funny people
only became comedians.
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You became Air Chief Marshal!
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Anyway, today is Independence Day.
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We're all celebrating freedom.
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Your wife is here too,
so let's change the topic.
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We can talk about freedom later.
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Let's just have some fun today.
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We started on time today,
for a change, sir.
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We're usually a little late.
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Even with Archana ji doing her makeup
during the show.
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You must've seen her on TV,
laughing around.
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She keeps her foundation down here.
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That's why we gave Sidhu sahab
and her their own counter!
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"Oh, Jimmy Shergill is here!"
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"Wow!"
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She crushed so many lipsticks
to make a soap out of them.
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During the show, she goes…
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Archana ji, you know,
five or ten minutes late
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- is nothing for us.
- Yes.
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But with the forces around you,
every second counts.
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Especially with
the Indian Air Force around.
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Imagine pressing the button five seconds
early, and the missile hits our own land!
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And if you press it ten seconds late,
it might hit an allied country.
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Because the neighboring country
passes by in eight seconds.
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But genuinely, sir,
I mean it from the heart,
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it feels great to be
among all of you today.
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Because, sir, I was born
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and raised among people in uniform.
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I had three uncles,
and they were all in the Army.
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And my only father-- I mean, my father.
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My father was in the police.
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My uncle was a Subedar,
but my dad called him a Colonel.
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Because he used to bring rum
from the canteen.
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Uncle would bring the rum.
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And my dad made great dum aloo.
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He actually made a different dish,
but since sawan is going on…
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Growing up, I saw a blend
of the Army and the police.
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My uncle was in the Army,
my dad was in the police.
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Two drinks in, and they
both turn into Air Force.
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They'd start flying.
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Then my mom would clip their wings.
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And I've noticed that
once you join the Army,
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even after you retire,
the soldier inside you stays alive.
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My uncle's boss used to visit us.
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He was so used to giving orders that,
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after two drinks, he'd start
ordering the chickens around.
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"I want two eggs each by morning!
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- How many eggs? Two each!"
- Two eggs…
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By morning, all the chickens
laid two eggs each.
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One laid just one.
He said, "I asked for two!"
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It said, "Sir, I laid this out of respect.
I'm actually a rooster."
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The Army's power!
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We were shooting in Scotland
for the last two months.
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We returned to India a few days ago.
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We shot for a month and a half.
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My wife brought the kids over
for their holidays.
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I said, "We have to return to India."
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I said there was an event.
She asked, "Why?"
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"You stayed for six weeks,
and I only get a week?"
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I told her it's for the Indian Air Force.
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So, she finally gave me permission.
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Because just like ATC,
or Air Traffic Control,
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wives have All-Time Control.
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Right? You know what I mean.
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Yesterday, you were laughing
so freely when you were on your own.
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With madam here,
you can barely clap.
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You only escape your wife
using the country as an excuse.
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Just look at the movies.
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I'm reminded of the film Border, sir.
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Suniel Shetty plays a Subedar.
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It's the poor guy's wedding night.
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He hasn't even taken off his shoes yet.
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So…
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a constable knocks on the door.
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Subedar sahab opens the door.
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He knows his wedding night
is about to begin.
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Why would a constable knock
at a time like this?
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He knows it's war.
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He goes to his wife and says, "Anjali…
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Mother India is calling. I have to go."
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It's just that age.
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On one hand, Mother India is calling.
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On the other, your wife is.
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How the wheel of time turns!
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A time comes when a man retires,
and his kids grow up.
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Then neither Mother India calls him…
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nor does the mother of his children.
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The retired man stands on his roof,
looking at the sky,
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and watches a jet fly by.
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He tells his friend, "Tony…"
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Tony!
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"Time flew by faster than a fighter jet."
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But seeing you all smile today
feels really good.
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Because your smiles
are very precious to us.
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We all have a reason to smile
because of you.
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In the Air Force campus,
you forget you're in Delhi.
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Outside the campus--
Delhi has so many flyovers.
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Where one flyover was needed,
they've built five.
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It gets confusing sometimes.
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You take a flyover to leave Delhi--
You haven't found a seat?
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You've been wandering around for so long!
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In all that time, our soldiers completed
Operation Sindoor and returned.
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And you can't even get a seat.
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A guy takes a flyover to leave Delhi,
only to loop right back around.
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I'm just glad the British left on time.
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Otherwise, if they'd left
Vasant Vihar today,
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they'd be back via Dhaula Kuan.
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There's a man named Shamsher paaji, sir.
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He's in the police.
He spins all kinds of tall tales.
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And if he meets someone younger,
he completely overwhelms them.
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I said, "Paaji, I'm going to Delhi
for the Air Force event."
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He said, "Oh, okay, I see.
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Give my regards to AP sahab."
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I asked, "You know him?"
He said, "Who doesn't?"
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I asked, "He knows you?" He said,
"No, why would he know me?"
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I said, "So, why did you say that?"
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He said, "I was in the Air Force."
He was bluffing!
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I asked, "Really?
Then why did you quit?"
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He said,
"I had to quit because of my wife."
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I asked, "Why?"
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He said, "You know, ladies' problems.
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She made weird requests.
Once she said,
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'Take out the fighter jet and take me
for a joyride to Connaught Place.'
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I told her she couldn't do that.
There's a protocol to follow.
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If I fly a fighter jet, I've already
crossed Jabalpur by takeoff.
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And she wants a joyride!
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So, she said,
'Some Squadron Leader you are!
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Your brother, the Palika Bazaar SHO,
drives his wife in his jeep every day.
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And you can't take me flying in a jet?'"
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He said, "One day she crossed it."
I asked, "What happened?"
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He told me that his wife said,
"I promised my friends something.
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We're having a kitty party
at the Lions Club.
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So, fly your jet over us at 4:00 p.m."
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He said, "I did fly over.
I went whoosh right past!"
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He went home to a fight.
His wife said, "You didn't come."
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He told her, "I flew right past."
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She said, "I was in the restroom.
Why did you have to rush?
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Couldn't you wait a minute?"
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Our Archana ji is sitting right here.
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- Love you, Archana ji.
- Love you too, Kapil.
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Sir, Archana ji is also
very patriotic at heart.
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I don't know what got into her.
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She quit films to join the army.
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She even went there.
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She made a condition.
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She said, "I won't even take a salary.
I just have one condition.
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I'll order takeout
of my choice, and the Army pays."
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She only worked there for two days.
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The Army Chief came.
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He said, "You can take
the salaries of two soldiers…"
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- Yeah. But…
- "but eat at home before you come."
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Sir, I'm not joking.
She's quite a strong woman.
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She can fire a machine gun
with one hand.
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Seriously, Archana ji,
you should've joined the Army.
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Yeah. Why?
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If you ever ran out of bullets,
you'd kill the enemy with your curses!
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Seriously.
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- That's true.
- You'd curse them out of there.
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"You scoundrel,
how dare you shoot a woman!
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Don't you have a mother or sister?"
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But it's good you didn't go.
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She loves going live on Instagram.
She shows everyone everything.
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Parmeet sir was in a towel, and she went,
"Look, guys, my husband just showered!"
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If you had joined the Indian Air Force,
you'd leak the mission.
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- Yeah.
- "Hi, guys, we're on a secret operation.
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Let me show you inside a Rafale."
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There are strict protocols, Archana ji.
You can't go.
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Thank you.
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Archana ji has a brother-in-law. He--
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Gupta ji.
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Parmeet sir's older brother.
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He's a captain in the Army.
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He came to Dehradun.
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She couldn't tell him outright
what she wanted.
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She said, "Oh, brother-in-law!
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It gets very cold in Dehradun, you know.
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So bring something from your canteen
to keep us warm."
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Must be your words, not mine!
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He's so simple and naive that the next
time he visited, he brought a blanket.
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She thought he didn't get her hint.
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She had her husband ask.
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He also said, "Next time you come,
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bring something from the canteen
to keep us warm."
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The next time, he brought another blanket.
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She figured it wasn't working out
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and that she had to be direct.
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She gave him four empty bottles
and said, "Can you get these filled up?"
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He's so innocent. He said, "I would,
but how will a blanket fit in here?"
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They say when all avenues for help
are closed,
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the Almighty helps you.
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It's similar for you.
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Where the Navy can't reach,
where the Army can't reach,
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the Air Force can.
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And…
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And it's not just during an enemy attack.
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It could be during any crisis.
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Like during a flood, or if our
people are stranded somewhere.
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You handle the airlifts too.
I salute you from my heart.
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One time, the Indian Air Force got word
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that eight people were
stranded in a flood.
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A chopper went and rescued four at a time.
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They went back to the headman.
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They said, "You said
eight people were stuck.
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We rescued four at a time, six times.
That's 24.
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Eight are still standing there."
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He said, "They're the same eight people.
They've never been in a chopper.
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You rescue them, and they swim back."
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People take advantage, don't they?
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We have Dinesh here, who plays the guitar.
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Yeah.
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Once, their village got flooded, and
an Army helicopter came to their rescue.
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They dropped rations,
but he threw them right back.
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He said, "We've got food.
Can we get some booze?"
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He said, "No, sir, I only asked
because it's cheaper there."
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The soldier from Haryana
up there was tougher.
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He said, "Bullets are cheap here too.
Want me to fire at you?"
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Well, he actually said something worse,
but sawan is going on.
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Jokes aside, whenever our country
faces a disaster or an external threat,
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our soldiers are always
ready to stand strong.
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But when disaster strikes
within our country,
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it's our duty to stand together
with our fellow citizens.
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Right now, people are suffering
because of the floods in Assam.
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Through this show,
I appeal to everyone across India
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to do whatever you can,
in any way possible, to help.
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Please step forward.
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Assam, don't worry.
We all are with you.
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Films and TV shows
are made for entertainment.
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They're also based on true events
and tales of bravery,
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which make us proud for a lifetime.
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The Indian Air Force carried out
00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:54.480 align:center
a very brave and memorable operation
called Operation Safed Sagar.
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Netflix has brought a series about it,
and the cast is here with us today.
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Let's invite them on stage.
Please welcome…
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Mr. Siddharth, Dia Mirza,
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Mr. Jimmy Shergill,
00:16:06.840 --> 00:16:08.000 align:center
Amrita Bagchi,
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Prajakta Koli,
00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:13.440 align:center
Taaruk Raina, Abhay Verma,
00:16:13.520 --> 00:16:15.400 align:center
Arnav Bhasin, and Mihir Ahuja.
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Hello!
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Welcome, paaji.
Hello, Amrita. Welcome.
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Our real heroes are sitting here.
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And to bring their brave tales
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to every home,
the reel heroes are also here.
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I warmly welcome you all.
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The characters you played in
Operation Safed Sagar
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are also here with us today.
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So I'd like you to tell our audience
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about your respective roles.
Amrita, starting with you.
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Good evening. Namaste.
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I've played the role of the heroic woman,
Mrs. Alka Ahuja.
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Oh, wow!
00:17:04.920 --> 00:17:07.000 align:center
Hello, everyone.
I'm Abhay Verma,
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and I've played the role
of Rajpal Singh Dhaliwal,
00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:10.400 align:center
also known as RS Dhaliwal.
00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:15.160 align:center
Hello. I'm Jimmy Shergill,
00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:19.040 align:center
and I've played the role of
Tony sir, Tony Dhanoa sahab.
00:17:22.120 --> 00:17:25.840 align:center
Hello. I've played the role
of Mrs. Kamalpreet Dhanoa,
00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:28.840 align:center
who is Tony Dhanoa ji's wife.
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Hello. My name is Siddharth,
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and in Operation Safed Sagar, I play
the role of Squadron Leader Ajay Ahuja.
00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.120 align:center
Hello, my name is Prajakta Koli.
00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:45.760 align:center
I play the role of Madhavi Reddy,
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the wife of Flying Officer Bal Reddy.
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Hello, my name is Mihir Ahuja.
00:17:55.120 --> 00:17:57.360 align:center
And I play the role of
Flying Officer Bal Reddy,
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also known as Baldy,
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who is Madhavi Reddy's husband.
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Hello, my name is Taaruk Raina.
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I play the role of Flight Lieutenant
Jitendra Sangwan, also known as Sangy.
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Hello, my name is Arnav Bhasin. I play
the role of Flying Officer Amit Gupta.
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Dhanoa sahab,
I'd like to ask you something.
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When you found out
Dia was playing your wife,
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didn't you think,
"Maybe I should play the role myself"?
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Just asking.
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Okay. Sorry, I mean…
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Forgive me, sir.
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Okay, Jimmy paaji, tell me one thing.
We've been watching you for years,
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and you just keep getting
more handsome every year!
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Do you have a special herb?
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How can you always
stay so handsome, paaji?
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Have you ever been to Pali Hill?
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Pali Hill?
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There's a market in Pali Hill,
near Pali Naka.
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- I see.
- There's a herbal powder shop there.
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It's like-- I happened to discover
this shop while passing by one day.
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- He has great herbal powders.
- Yeah?
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Someone told me that Anil sir
is a regular customer there.
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I've been buying from there ever since.
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And then later-- And now it's good
that everyone can visit.
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I think the herbalist
will have good business now.
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Alright. Thank you.
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Siddharth has played
a fantastic role in Operation Safed Sagar.
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Also, he just got married two years ago.
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Siddharth, first of all,
congratulations on your wedding.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Aditi is a fantastic actor.
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He is married to her.
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What happened after the wedding
that made you ready to face danger?
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Would you like to tell us?
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Sir, not just you, but the whole country
is aware of my wife's beauty.
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Aditi Rao Hydari ji is my wife.
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I'm her husband.
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So, obviously, when you
get such a beautiful wife,
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courage naturally follows, and it did.
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Oh, wow! That's amazing!
00:20:08.280 --> 00:20:12.280 align:center
Our soldiers are always ready
to serve our country.
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But even as a civilian,
you can do a lot for your country.
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And Dia is already doing so much
for the environment.
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Dia, I really want to congratulate you.
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You're always doing something
for great causes.
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I want to ask you, if we want
to save our environment,
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what should our very first step be
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as citizens?
What's your message?
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I think…
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we need to build a connection with nature.
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We can all get our children
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and ourselves to connect with nature
every single day.
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Spend time in nature every day.
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Form that connection.
00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:53.040 align:center
It will naturally--
00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:55.560 align:center
Let me give you an example.
00:20:55.640 --> 00:20:58.920 align:center
There's a mango tree in our building
00:20:59.000 --> 00:21:00.560 align:center
that's 70 years old.
00:21:01.320 --> 00:21:05.720 align:center
People have gotten married under it,
celebrated birthdays, and everything.
00:21:06.320 --> 00:21:08.560 align:center
The kids have grown attached to that tree.
00:21:09.160 --> 00:21:12.080 align:center
Tomorrow, if someone came
and tried to cut it down,
00:21:12.600 --> 00:21:16.360 align:center
it would break the kids', the elders',
and everyone else's hearts.
00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:17.920 align:center
Because they have a bond.
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And it's the same thing
with all of nature.
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I think our biggest problem is that,
00:21:26.280 --> 00:21:28.840 align:center
in urban life,
00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:33.800 align:center
we've somehow lost
our connection with nature.
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We need to rebuild it.
00:21:35.760 --> 00:21:37.240 align:center
The day we do that,
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we'll all understand
how to fulfill our duty.
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Amazing! Beautifully put, Dia.
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I met an officer yesterday.
00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:52.680 align:center
You weren't at dinner,
so I asked, "Is Dia coming?"
00:21:52.760 --> 00:21:54.360 align:center
He said, "No, she is in Mumbai.
00:21:55.360 --> 00:21:56.440 align:center
She's taking a morning flight."
00:21:56.520 --> 00:21:57.760 align:center
I asked, "How do you know that?"
00:21:58.680 --> 00:22:00.560 align:center
He said, "Since Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein,
00:22:01.280 --> 00:22:02.720 align:center
I've been a fan of hers."
00:22:04.800 --> 00:22:07.560 align:center
Where is that officer right now?
He must be here.
00:22:08.057 --> 00:22:08.960 align:center
Your Majesty!
00:22:10.080 --> 00:22:10.960 align:center
How are you?
00:22:13.160 --> 00:22:15.000 align:center
Just come on up.
Come on, come on.
00:22:19.800 --> 00:22:21.080 align:center
Mic, please.
00:22:23.400 --> 00:22:24.240 align:center
Welcome, sir.
00:22:24.320 --> 00:22:26.120 align:center
I came to see you.
00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:29.680 align:center
Thank you so much. It's really
a dream come true for me!
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Thank you, ma'am.
I'm a big fan of yours.
00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:33.280 align:center
- Thank you.
- Sir, tell me something.
00:22:34.360 --> 00:22:35.320 align:center
Where's your wife?
00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:37.920 align:center
I had to meet Dia ji,
so I left her at home.
00:22:40.280 --> 00:22:42.000 align:center
AP sir, are you watching?
00:22:43.400 --> 00:22:46.480 align:center
Your officer is conducting
a surgical strike right before your eyes!
00:22:50.040 --> 00:22:51.680 align:center
We were talking yesterday,
00:22:51.760 --> 00:22:55.080 align:center
and he said to me,
"When Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein came out,
00:22:55.160 --> 00:22:56.520 align:center
we were in college."
00:22:56.600 --> 00:22:57.800 align:center
I said, "Same here."
00:22:57.880 --> 00:23:00.120 align:center
These days,
I'm meeting a lot of such people.
00:23:01.000 --> 00:23:02.360 align:center
Well, we're old now.
00:23:03.840 --> 00:23:05.200 align:center
Oh, just ask me!
00:23:10.360 --> 00:23:11.960 align:center
She's like my elder sister, baby.
00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:15.320 align:center
- Thank you, sir.
- Thanks so much.
00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:17.720 align:center
- Thank you.
- So nice to meet you. Thank you so much.
00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:25.760 align:center
Amrita, you play the role of
an Air Force Officer's wife.
00:23:25.840 --> 00:23:29.080 align:center
I've heard you're a writer
and a director too.
00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:32.920 align:center
And a writer-director's observations
are really amazing.
00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:35.880 align:center
What did you observe,
or what did you feel,
00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.920 align:center
is the difference between
a civilian's wife and an officer's wife?
00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.880 align:center
I think an officer's wife--
00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:45.000 align:center
Especially because
I spent time with Alka ji
00:23:45.600 --> 00:23:47.520 align:center
and asked her so many questions.
00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:52.080 align:center
I think they have
a different level of optimism.
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:55.360 align:center
As civilians,
we complain about so many things.
00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:57.880 align:center
We make an issue
out of the smallest things.
00:23:58.600 --> 00:24:03.600 align:center
But these people, even after
such a supreme sacrifice,
00:24:03.680 --> 00:24:06.080 align:center
don't get jaded or bitter.
00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:10.440 align:center
It's very difficult to maintain
that resilience and optimism.
00:24:10.520 --> 00:24:12.400 align:center
To smile the next day and live life.
00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:14.720 align:center
That was the biggest lesson for me.
00:24:14.800 --> 00:24:18.200 align:center
That you continue to be optimistic
00:24:18.280 --> 00:24:20.280 align:center
even after this experience.
00:24:26.520 --> 00:24:29.440 align:center
Absolutely. If your life partner
00:24:29.520 --> 00:24:32.320 align:center
stands behind you like a strong pillar--
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:35.520 align:center
Whenever our soldiers
go on such operations,
00:24:35.600 --> 00:24:37.840 align:center
we can't even begin to imagine, ma'am,
00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:41.720 align:center
what their wives must be going through.
00:24:42.560 --> 00:24:44.000 align:center
But we salute all of you.
00:24:44.560 --> 00:24:46.080 align:center
And from the bottom of our hearts,
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:48.840 align:center
we wish you the very best.
00:24:50.120 --> 00:24:51.880 align:center
- Hi, Prajakta.
- Hello.
00:24:51.960 --> 00:24:54.560 align:center
Prajakta, I see you're quite
active on social media.
00:24:54.640 --> 00:24:55.480 align:center
You're a YouTuber too.
00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:59.840 align:center
So, when you were shooting there,
did you make any reels?
00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:01.640 align:center
No, actually--
00:25:01.720 --> 00:25:03.720 align:center
Whenever we shot
at the Air Force base,
00:25:03.800 --> 00:25:06.400 align:center
we had to hand in our phones
before entering.
00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:09.360 align:center
So, for the first time, all of us
00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:11.120 align:center
actually talked to each other.
00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:13.800 align:center
We read books
and ate meals together.
00:25:13.880 --> 00:25:16.120 align:center
The boys must've been thrilled!
00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:18.920 align:center
What do you think? Since you're
so active, I want to ask you something.
00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:22.440 align:center
You grew up in a time
when phones didn't exist.
00:25:22.520 --> 00:25:23.840 align:center
Was that era better, or is this one?
00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:25.920 align:center
Sir, this one is better for me.
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:30.880 align:center
I want to show you
some of the talents our artists have.
00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:33.880 align:center
Few people know that Mihir
has a great talent for beatboxing.
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.720 align:center
Mihir, for our real heroes today,
00:25:35.800 --> 00:25:37.040 align:center
let's put on a little entertainment.
00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:38.960 align:center
It'll be fun.
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:35.800 align:center
Wonderful!
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:37.360 align:center
Superb, bro!
00:26:38.760 --> 00:26:39.760 align:center
Thank you. Thank you.
00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:45.680 align:center
I want to introduce you
to Taaruk sahab.
00:26:46.280 --> 00:26:49.440 align:center
He's an amazing actor, composer,
and songwriter as well.
00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:52.320 align:center
He does so much.
And for some reason, you look like
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:53.880 align:center
you'd be good at applying henna too.
00:26:57.800 --> 00:26:59.200 align:center
He's wearing a tie today.
00:26:59.280 --> 00:27:02.977 align:center
He looks like a bank guy who'd say,
"Sir, you can get a loan from us.
00:27:03.040 --> 00:27:04.760 align:center
At a very low interest rate."
00:27:04.840 --> 00:27:07.840 align:center
Taaruk, your name is so unique.
I've heard it for the first time.
00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:09.560 align:center
What does "Taaruk" mean?
00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:12.880 align:center
Well, it means a shining star.
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.920 align:center
That you are, my bro.
00:27:17.520 --> 00:27:20.000 align:center
My mom gave me my name.
She's right there.
00:27:20.080 --> 00:27:20.920 align:center
Where?
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.080 align:center
- All credit to her.
- Hello, ma'am.
00:27:23.360 --> 00:27:25.760 align:center
Congratulations,
your product is very talented.
00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:28.840 align:center
Many congratulations to you.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.520 align:center
I have a question for the guys.
00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:33.760 align:center
You were shooting at such a high altitude.
00:27:33.840 --> 00:27:36.440 align:center
I'm not talking about the soldiers.
They practically live there.
00:27:36.520 --> 00:27:37.760 align:center
You guys went there to shoot.
00:27:38.760 --> 00:27:41.040 align:center
So when you were all shooting up there,
00:27:42.320 --> 00:27:43.400 align:center
it must have been freezing.
00:27:44.560 --> 00:27:46.240 align:center
Did your passion keep you warm,
00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:48.840 align:center
or did you have to warm things up
with some ice?
00:27:51.320 --> 00:27:54.280 align:center
I think our passion was warm enough,
00:27:54.360 --> 00:27:56.120 align:center
but the people next to us…
00:27:56.760 --> 00:27:57.800 align:center
kept falling over.
00:27:58.680 --> 00:27:59.920 align:center
- How so?
- You know,
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:03.640 align:center
in the mountains you're shooting
at altitudes of 16,000,
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:05.480 align:center
17,000, or even 18,000 feet.
00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:10.960 align:center
It took us two to two-and-a-half hours
to drive to where our set was located.
00:28:11.040 --> 00:28:15.600 align:center
So the first incident was that--
I think Baldy was with me that day.
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:17.480 align:center
- We were sitting in the vanity van…
- Yes.
00:28:17.560 --> 00:28:20.640 align:center
- when my senior makeup artist…
- Right.
00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.720 align:center
came in and said, "I've had enough!"
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.560 align:center
He said,
"Enough with the respect. I'm leaving."
00:28:29.000 --> 00:28:30.440 align:center
Now you can imagine
00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:36.000 align:center
how exhausted that man must have been.
00:28:38.360 --> 00:28:41.200 align:center
He's been with me for 30 years,
since the movie Maachis.
00:28:41.280 --> 00:28:44.120 align:center
- I see.
- He said, "Enough with the respect.
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:46.800 align:center
I'm leaving. Stop me if you can."
00:28:48.360 --> 00:28:49.560 align:center
- Right?
- Then?
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:50.720 align:center
He left.
00:28:54.080 --> 00:28:56.120 align:center
Now you can imagine from this story
00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:58.160 align:center
how our soldiers
00:28:58.240 --> 00:29:00.640 align:center
guard our borders
day and night at such heights!
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:02.080 align:center
It must be so hard for them.
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:09.280 align:center
Abhay and Arnav, I want to ask you too.
00:29:09.360 --> 00:29:12.800 align:center
How was your experience
shooting with such a wonderful cast?
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:18.120 align:center
Sir, what I saw while
shooting for the show,
00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:19.560 align:center
I'd never seen anything like it before.
00:29:19.640 --> 00:29:21.400 align:center
I didn't know
our country was so beautiful.
00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.560 align:center
- Oh, wow.
- First, I-- I saw snow for the first time.
00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:26.280 align:center
I also felt extreme heat
for the first time.
00:29:26.360 --> 00:29:28.840 align:center
We shot in Bikaner, Rajasthan.
It gets extremely hot there.
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:30.760 align:center
- Right.
- We shot at an Air Force base.
00:29:30.840 --> 00:29:33.560 align:center
So, extreme heat and cold,
seeing snow fall,
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:35.280 align:center
and seeing people fall…
00:29:35.360 --> 00:29:38.160 align:center
It was a very different experience.
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.120 align:center
But when you're around people like them--
00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:42.600 align:center
You mentioned phones earlier, right?
00:29:42.680 --> 00:29:47.000 align:center
Because we didn't have our phones with us,
those memories still live with us.
00:29:47.080 --> 00:29:49.120 align:center
It was a golden time, I think.
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.880 align:center
If we had our phones,
the journey wouldn't be as memorable.
00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:55.600 align:center
Absolutely. The process itself is fun.
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.520 align:center
And then, you also feel sad
when it's a wrap, right?
00:29:58.600 --> 00:29:59.880 align:center
When you have to go back.
00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:01.560 align:center
Yes, sir. That world is so different.
00:30:02.389 --> 00:30:04.840 align:center
But all of us can proudly say that
00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:07.480 align:center
we were the last ones to sit in a MiG-21.
00:30:07.560 --> 00:30:08.480 align:center
Wow!
00:30:13.120 --> 00:30:18.520 align:center
And I'm very proud to announce Netflix's
new documentary, The Last Salute.
00:30:18.600 --> 00:30:22.120 align:center
It's the Indian Air Force's farewell
to the MiG-21 fighter plane,
00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:24.760 align:center
which guarded our borders for 62 years.
00:30:29.560 --> 00:30:31.680 align:center
What would you say, Arnav?
00:30:31.760 --> 00:30:34.680 align:center
This is my biggest project,
and I've learned so much from it.
00:30:34.760 --> 00:30:37.800 align:center
Everyone here taught me
so wholeheartedly.
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:42.120 align:center
I mean, every question I had,
they answered.
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:45.120 align:center
And I knew nothing about
Operation Safed Sagar,
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.240 align:center
because I was born during the war.
00:30:47.320 --> 00:30:49.560 align:center
- Okay.
- I'm 27 now. It's been 27 years
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:51.240 align:center
since Operation Safed Sagar.
00:30:51.320 --> 00:30:53.480 align:center
So through this show,
I learned a lot, sir.
00:30:53.560 --> 00:30:55.120 align:center
That's all I can say.
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.080 align:center
One question,
on a very serious note.
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.520 align:center
We all shave too.
00:31:02.360 --> 00:31:04.160 align:center
Did you use a sword or what?
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:06.640 align:center
Your face is glowing so much!
00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:08.840 align:center
It looks like, after shaving,
you dunked your face in sand!
00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:12.320 align:center
You're glowing.
It's a compliment.
00:31:12.400 --> 00:31:13.600 align:center
Thank you, sir.
00:32:11.080 --> 00:32:14.200 align:center
- Vande Mataram!
- Mataram!
00:32:14.280 --> 00:32:16.360 align:center
- Victory to…
- Mother India!
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.680 align:center
- Victory to…
- Mother India!
00:32:19.320 --> 00:32:21.200 align:center
You people must have recognized me.
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:25.600 align:center
I'm my mother's lovely Pyara Singh.
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:28.360 align:center
And this is his mother's…
00:32:30.280 --> 00:32:31.120 align:center
Jeeta.
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:32.960 align:center
My son.
00:32:33.040 --> 00:32:34.080 align:center
I see.
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:38.480 align:center
We extend our deepest respects
to all of you!
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.760 align:center
Sir, why are you yelling so much?
00:32:42.840 --> 00:32:46.120 align:center
Because my voice needs to reach Lahore!
00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:52.120 align:center
- Reach where?
- Lahore!
00:32:53.040 --> 00:32:56.080 align:center
Bhaisahab, this isn't a war zone.
You can talk normally.
00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:58.440 align:center
So my voice doesn't need
to reach Lahore?
00:32:58.520 --> 00:32:59.760 align:center
No, no.
00:32:59.840 --> 00:33:01.800 align:center
You should've said so earlier.
00:33:01.880 --> 00:33:03.040 align:center
Well, never mind.
00:33:03.120 --> 00:33:05.960 align:center
I'll just say a simple "namaste"
to you-- No, no.
00:33:06.560 --> 00:33:08.320 align:center
They are from the Indian Air Force.
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:10.560 align:center
A simple "namaste" won't do.
00:33:11.240 --> 00:33:13.800 align:center
I've got a special Air Force namaste.
00:33:14.199 --> 00:33:15.920 align:center
- Want to see it?
- Yes.
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:16.923 align:center
Yes.
00:33:30.040 --> 00:33:31.000 align:center
Wow, Dad!
00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:32.480 align:center
Amazing.
00:33:34.320 --> 00:33:36.040 align:center
- Hey, Jeeta.
- Yes, Dad?
00:33:36.120 --> 00:33:37.560 align:center
What are we doing here?
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:39.440 align:center
Look, the cast of Operation Safed Sagar
00:33:39.520 --> 00:33:42.400 align:center
is waiting for us so eagerly.
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.440 align:center
They keep calling us.
Why aren't we going up on stage?
00:33:45.520 --> 00:33:48.080 align:center
But, Dad, they haven't
called us even once.
00:33:52.080 --> 00:33:54.880 align:center
- Son, we're fake.
- Fake…
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:56.440 align:center
Nobody calls us.
00:33:58.160 --> 00:34:00.120 align:center
We have to force our way in!
00:34:07.110 --> 00:34:08.240 align:center
Hello.
00:34:11.040 --> 00:34:13.320 align:center
Get two more people,
and you've got a cricket team.
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:18.400 align:center
Namaste.
00:34:19.160 --> 00:34:21.240 align:center
I said one "namaste."
Divide it among yourselves.
00:34:22.240 --> 00:34:23.680 align:center
Just to let you know,
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:25.840 align:center
this is my son, Jeeta.
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:27.520 align:center
Oh, I thought he was your diaper.
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:30.240 align:center
I'll go over here.
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.120 align:center
This is my son, Jeeta.
00:34:32.200 --> 00:34:33.677 align:center
And this is my dad.
00:34:33.760 --> 00:34:36.459 align:center
He already said you're his son.
So, obviously, he's your father.
00:34:36.535 --> 00:34:38.135 align:center
Not necessarily!
00:34:38.640 --> 00:34:41.200 align:center
- Why?
- He's also his mother's son.
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.400 align:center
But his mother isn't his father.
00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:46.200 align:center
You're right.
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:48.520 align:center
There's a technical difference.
00:34:48.600 --> 00:34:51.320 align:center
You won't get it.
I'll explain in your language.
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:52.320 align:center
Okay.
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.200 align:center
See, all the kulchas…
00:34:54.280 --> 00:34:56.040 align:center
- Yeah?
- are Amritsari.
00:34:56.120 --> 00:34:59.440 align:center
- Yeah.
- But not all Amritsaris are kulchas!
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:03.680 align:center
Very good!
00:35:04.720 --> 00:35:06.440 align:center
Take yourself, for example.
00:35:06.520 --> 00:35:08.720 align:center
- Okay.
- You're Amritsari.
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:10.640 align:center
- Right.
- But are you a kulcha?
00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:12.320 align:center
I'm not.
00:35:14.160 --> 00:35:15.480 align:center
- Son.
- Yes, Dad?
00:35:15.560 --> 00:35:16.520 align:center
What are you looking at?
00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:18.800 align:center
Go take blessings from the young ones.
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:21.440 align:center
Young ones?
You touch elders' feet, bhaisahab.
00:35:21.520 --> 00:35:23.520 align:center
Everyone here is an elder.
00:35:24.160 --> 00:35:26.680 align:center
There are elders on this side
and elders on that side.
00:35:26.760 --> 00:35:28.360 align:center
Will he take 600 people's blessings?
00:35:29.600 --> 00:35:34.040 align:center
If my Jeeta bows that much,
he might not make it back up.
00:35:34.120 --> 00:35:36.640 align:center
- He might just check out!
- Check out!
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:43.560 align:center
Son, do one thing.
Take Jimmy ji's blessings.
00:35:43.640 --> 00:35:45.200 align:center
But, Dad, he's older than me too.
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:46.880 align:center
But why doesn't he look older?
00:35:50.040 --> 00:35:53.200 align:center
Sir, whenever we meet you,
you look younger
00:35:53.720 --> 00:35:54.960 align:center
and younger,
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:58.520 align:center
and younger, and younger, and younger.
00:35:58.600 --> 00:36:02.120 align:center
It's like he sheds a layer of skin
every morning.
00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:10.160 align:center
Dia ji.
00:36:10.240 --> 00:36:11.200 align:center
Please don't.
00:36:13.120 --> 00:36:15.880 align:center
Dia ji, when I look into your eyes,
why does it feel like
00:36:16.680 --> 00:36:18.360 align:center
no one is talking to you?
00:36:19.040 --> 00:36:20.920 align:center
I'll talk to you.
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.320 align:center
I've already talked to her, and I'll keep
talking to her. You can talk to Taaruk.
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:27.640 align:center
Prajakta ji…
00:36:31.560 --> 00:36:33.520 align:center
I'll talk to you.
00:36:33.600 --> 00:36:35.320 align:center
I've already talked to her as well,
and I'll keep talking.
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:36.760 align:center
You talk to Taaruk.
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:39.720 align:center
Amrita ji…
00:36:40.720 --> 00:36:42.360 align:center
I'll talk to you.
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.000 align:center
She's sitting beside me, so I'll talk
to her. You just talk to Taaruk.
00:36:45.080 --> 00:36:48.640 align:center
Taaruk after Taaruk! Taaruk after Taaruk!
Taaruk after Taaruk!
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:53.840 align:center
Lovely!
00:37:00.040 --> 00:37:01.840 align:center
All I ever get is Taaruk!
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:06.240 align:center
I never get Prajakta, Dia, or Amrita!
00:37:09.120 --> 00:37:11.680 align:center
Look, Taaruk ji,
I have no problem with you.
00:37:11.760 --> 00:37:13.080 align:center
You're a good person.
00:37:13.160 --> 00:37:15.640 align:center
But you just interrupted my dialogue.
00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:18.200 align:center
That's why I roasted you.
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.120 align:center
- My apologies.
- "So I roasted you!"
00:37:24.200 --> 00:37:27.040 align:center
Dad, I saw Abhay ji
in the movie Munjya.
00:37:27.120 --> 00:37:28.280 align:center
Get me a photo with him.
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:29.560 align:center
Son, is that it?
00:37:30.200 --> 00:37:32.520 align:center
Mihir ji, come here.
Take a photo with him.
00:37:32.600 --> 00:37:34.920 align:center
Dad, I said Abhay, not Mihir.
00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:36.680 align:center
If you ask for milk, you'll get kheer.
00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:38.760 align:center
If you ask for Abhay, you'll get Mihir.
00:37:42.520 --> 00:37:43.920 align:center
Wow!
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.600 align:center
- Lovely!
- Nice one!
00:37:45.680 --> 00:37:48.120 align:center
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:52.320 align:center
Anyway, Abhay ji, Mihir ji, I apologize.
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.520 align:center
I like you both a lot.
00:37:54.600 --> 00:37:56.440 align:center
But you interrupted my dialogue.
00:37:56.520 --> 00:37:57.800 align:center
That is why I…
00:37:57.880 --> 00:37:59.760 align:center
- Roasted you!
- Roasted you!
00:38:02.720 --> 00:38:03.800 align:center
Anyway…
00:38:09.120 --> 00:38:10.240 align:center
Are you done talking?
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:12.040 align:center
I've talked to everyone.
00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:16.520 align:center
Take a six-month break,
and this is what happens!
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:23.640 align:center
Yeah, Kiks!
00:38:23.720 --> 00:38:25.040 align:center
You get out of practice!
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:28.960 align:center
Anyway, should we discuss
why we're really here?
00:38:29.040 --> 00:38:29.880 align:center
Yes, Dad.
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:31.640 align:center
Dear Indian Air Force!
00:38:31.720 --> 00:38:34.200 align:center
We have a request for you.
00:38:34.600 --> 00:38:35.800 align:center
This is my son.
00:38:36.200 --> 00:38:38.560 align:center
He's been crying every day for a month.
00:38:39.076 --> 00:38:42.080 align:center
- He says he wants to fly an airplane.
- Oh.
00:38:42.647 --> 00:38:44.880 align:center
Please take him into the Air Force.
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:46.160 align:center
Yeah, absolutely.
00:38:46.240 --> 00:38:48.560 align:center
Why not just make him
a Squadron Leader?
00:38:49.160 --> 00:38:50.560 align:center
Yeah, Dad, that'd be fantastic!
00:38:52.600 --> 00:38:54.200 align:center
"That'd be fantastic!"
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:57.000 align:center
He's clearly being sarcastic,
and you're falling for it?
00:38:59.640 --> 00:39:01.800 align:center
You were in the Army, right?
Why not have him enlist?
00:39:02.520 --> 00:39:03.880 align:center
- In the Army?
- Yeah.
00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:05.480 align:center
I used to get tired in the Army.
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:08.920 align:center
You have to walk a lot there.
00:39:10.720 --> 00:39:13.240 align:center
My feet used to hurt from walking so much.
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:14.280 align:center
Oh God!
00:39:17.520 --> 00:39:19.320 align:center
And look at my son here.
00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.080 align:center
His feet are really small.
00:39:26.520 --> 00:39:30.360 align:center
That's why I want you all
to take him into the Air Force.
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:32.480 align:center
It doesn't work like that.
00:39:32.560 --> 00:39:34.400 align:center
It takes rigorous training to get in.
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:36.440 align:center
You think I haven't trained him?
00:39:37.033 --> 00:39:38.640 align:center
Want to see his training?
00:39:38.720 --> 00:39:40.320 align:center
I trained him myself.
00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:42.440 align:center
Son, imagine this.
00:39:42.880 --> 00:39:45.160 align:center
An enemy aircraft
is coming straight at you.
00:39:45.680 --> 00:39:48.040 align:center
Now tell me, what will you do?
00:39:48.120 --> 00:39:50.320 align:center
Dad, I'll make their aircraft fly.
00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:52.520 align:center
What nonsense are you talking about?
00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:58.360 align:center
You'd abandon your own country's aircraft
and fly the enemy's aircraft?
00:40:02.440 --> 00:40:06.760 align:center
Dad, I meant I'll make their aircraft
fly with a missile!
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:08.520 align:center
Oh! My bad.
00:40:09.240 --> 00:40:11.960 align:center
I don't really get Gen Z talk these days.
00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:14.760 align:center
- Now answer this.
- Yes, Dad?
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:17.120 align:center
Four enemy aircraft
are coming toward you.
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:19.160 align:center
What will you do now?
00:40:19.240 --> 00:40:22.840 align:center
Dad, I'll wait for three more
aircraft to come.
00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:26.440 align:center
So that four and three make seven.
00:40:26.520 --> 00:40:29.920 align:center
And when there are seven, you will say,
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:33.560 align:center
"I will kill all seven together,
in one go!"
00:40:33.640 --> 00:40:35.200 align:center
Yes, Jeeta!
00:40:39.600 --> 00:40:41.160 align:center
This is my son!
00:40:41.240 --> 00:40:44.640 align:center
Did you see the level of training
I gave him?
00:40:44.720 --> 00:40:46.040 align:center
Well, that's nothing.
00:40:46.120 --> 00:40:48.534 align:center
I also taught my son
judo and karate.
00:40:48.634 --> 00:40:50.640 align:center
- Really?
- You'll be happy to know.
00:40:50.720 --> 00:40:53.520 align:center
No, no. Why would we be happy?
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:57.200 align:center
Do you want to see my son's
judo and karate training?
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:58.120 align:center
Yes!
00:41:00.240 --> 00:41:01.280 align:center
Okay, son, imagine this.
00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:06.120 align:center
Your mother and I are standing here,
and enemies suddenly attack us.
00:41:06.200 --> 00:41:07.360 align:center
What will you do?
00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:10.280 align:center
But Mom isn't here, Dad.
You're here alone.
00:41:11.120 --> 00:41:12.360 align:center
I am alone indeed.
00:41:13.040 --> 00:41:14.360 align:center
Let's do this.
00:41:25.080 --> 00:41:25.960 align:center
Dia ji…
00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:28.440 align:center
- Yes?
- I have a small request.
00:41:29.080 --> 00:41:32.480 align:center
Could you be my Sakina for a few moments?
00:41:32.560 --> 00:41:33.680 align:center
Just for a demo.
00:41:35.200 --> 00:41:36.120 align:center
Sure.
00:41:44.200 --> 00:41:45.440 align:center
Look at Kiku.
00:41:49.680 --> 00:41:51.560 align:center
- Let's move on.
- Go ahead.
00:41:51.640 --> 00:41:54.160 align:center
- Son, as you can see…
- Yes, Dad.
00:41:54.240 --> 00:41:55.480 align:center
your mother and I…
00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:00.920 align:center
are standing here, and the enemy
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:04.640 align:center
has suddenly attacked us.
00:42:04.720 --> 00:42:07.080 align:center
Now show them your judo-karate!
00:42:07.680 --> 00:42:08.800 align:center
Okay, Dad.
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:12.600 align:center
Dad.
00:42:12.680 --> 00:42:13.760 align:center
How many enemies are there?
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:16.320 align:center
There are 30, son.
Show your judo-karate!
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:17.680 align:center
Now he'll show you.
Watch, everyone.
00:42:18.520 --> 00:42:21.040 align:center
Dad, what do they have in their hands?
00:42:21.120 --> 00:42:23.120 align:center
They're enemies! They brought guns!
00:42:23.200 --> 00:42:25.080 align:center
Now show them your judo-karate!
00:42:25.160 --> 00:42:26.120 align:center
Look at him.
00:42:26.200 --> 00:42:27.040 align:center
- Dad.
- Yeah?
00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:31.520 align:center
What kind of guns do they have?
AK-47s, pistols, or rifles?
00:42:31.600 --> 00:42:33.000 align:center
Which do you like?
00:42:33.080 --> 00:42:33.920 align:center
AK-47.
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:36.920 align:center
Okay, son, imagine they brought AK-47s.
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:39.360 align:center
There are 30 of them,
and we're completely surrounded.
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:41.760 align:center
We're trapped!
They're gonna attack!
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:43.520 align:center
Now show your judo-karate!
00:42:45.640 --> 00:42:48.760 align:center
- Dad
- What is it now?!
00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:49.720 align:center
I forgot to take your blessing.
00:42:49.800 --> 00:42:53.520 align:center
Yes, my son, here you go!
Take my blessing!
00:42:53.600 --> 00:42:54.760 align:center
Now show your judo-karate.
00:42:57.120 --> 00:43:01.760 align:center
- Dad… Mom's blessing.
- Yeah, take your mom's blessing too.
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:05.600 align:center
Got your mom's blessing?
Now please show your judo-karate!
00:43:06.080 --> 00:43:07.320 align:center
Show it.
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:08.960 align:center
Dad, Jimmy ji's blessing.
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:13.480 align:center
I apologize.
My son doesn't know judo-karate.
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:21.400 align:center
AP ji…
00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:24.360 align:center
if my son ever comes to you
00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:28.360 align:center
asking for a job,
00:43:29.120 --> 00:43:32.880 align:center
take his form and tear it up like this.
00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:36.760 align:center
Then tear it into even smaller pieces
00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:38.822 align:center
and throw them in his face!
00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:40.800 align:center
- Now, I'll show you judo and karate!
- No, Dad!
00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:42.000 align:center
- Give me one chance.
- Come on!
00:43:42.080 --> 00:43:43.760 align:center
- Just one last chance!
- I'll deal with you! Move it!
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:45.200 align:center
Dad!
00:43:51.120 --> 00:43:53.200 align:center
A gentleman was supposed to join us.
00:43:53.840 --> 00:43:55.120 align:center
Since we're in Delhi,
let's call him over.
00:43:55.200 --> 00:43:56.400 align:center
He lives here. Diamond Raja sahab.
00:44:07.160 --> 00:44:08.472 align:center
Diamond bhaiya, you got a call.
00:44:14.200 --> 00:44:15.240 align:center
Oh, man.
00:44:16.680 --> 00:44:18.240 align:center
He's gonna ask for his money back again.
00:44:19.600 --> 00:44:21.360 align:center
- Hello?
- Hello.
00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:23.160 align:center
Hello, Diamond Raja sahab.
How are you?
00:44:23.240 --> 00:44:26.200 align:center
- I'm in Bahrain.
- What are you doing there?
00:44:26.280 --> 00:44:29.000 align:center
You're off for six months.
I can't just sit idle.
00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:33.240 align:center
I have shows here day and night.
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:36.280 align:center
Really? We're in Delhi for a show,
so I called you.
00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:38.680 align:center
- Hello?
- We're in Delhi right now.
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:40.240 align:center
Where's the show?
00:44:40.314 --> 00:44:41.840 align:center
Delhi, Air Force Auditorium.
00:44:42.257 --> 00:44:43.360 align:center
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:45.600 align:center
From Bahrain.
00:44:45.680 --> 00:44:48.200 align:center
- But you were in Bahrain.
- Hello?
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:51.040 align:center
I'll be there in 15.
00:44:51.120 --> 00:44:52.400 align:center
From Bahrain in 15 minutes?
00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:55.360 align:center
- Hello?
- Hello?
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:57.320 align:center
- Can you hear me?
- Yes.
00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:00.040 align:center
- I'll be there in 15 minutes.
- Okay.
00:45:00.120 --> 00:45:01.760 align:center
I'll be there in ten.
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:04.960 align:center
- How will you get here in ten?
- Just hang up, man!
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:12.120 align:center
- Hello.
- Yes?
00:45:12.200 --> 00:45:14.880 align:center
- We're bringing a parade, okay?
- Alright.
00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:16.520 align:center
Our orchestra parade.
00:45:16.600 --> 00:45:17.720 align:center
Okay, got it.
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:23.280 align:center
Can I go there and mingle with everyone?
00:45:23.360 --> 00:45:25.120 align:center
Please give me a mic too.
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:32.800 align:center
I'd like to ask the Air Chief Marshal
something. Sir.
00:45:34.560 --> 00:45:35.440 align:center
Permission granted.
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:36.800 align:center
May I, sir?
00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:37.840 align:center
Yes, from a little distance.
00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:41.000 align:center
Sir, at your command,
00:45:41.080 --> 00:45:42.640 align:center
fighter jets take off.
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:45.520 align:center
When you have to fly somewhere,
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.200 align:center
do you fly on your own, or…
00:45:50.240 --> 00:45:52.080 align:center
You know what I mean.
00:45:52.160 --> 00:45:55.320 align:center
We can meet alone this evening
and talk about it.
00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.720 align:center
I had one more question, sir.
I was watching your interview.
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:03.920 align:center
I found out that--
Well, I learned something important.
00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.400 align:center
Before any operation,
00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.320 align:center
you come up with a strategy
and plan everything.
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:10.360 align:center
But for Operation Wedding,
00:46:11.520 --> 00:46:13.320 align:center
you met ma'am directly
on the day of the engagement.
00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:14.840 align:center
Is that true, sir?
00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:16.360 align:center
- Yes.
- Yes.
00:46:17.120 --> 00:46:18.520 align:center
You met each other for the first time
on the engagement day.
00:46:18.600 --> 00:46:19.560 align:center
Yes.
00:46:19.717 --> 00:46:21.640 align:center
And you hadn't even
spoken to each other before that.
00:46:22.560 --> 00:46:24.560 align:center
- I hadn't even seen a photo.
- You hadn't?
00:46:24.640 --> 00:46:26.440 align:center
- Wow! Really?
- Wow!
00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:30.040 align:center
I think that's why they say
matches are made in heaven.
00:46:30.120 --> 00:46:31.120 align:center
You guys are a lovely couple.
00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:36.280 align:center
While you lead our soldiers here,
under your leadership,
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:40.360 align:center
ma'am is doing such beautiful work
running the Umeed School.
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:42.640 align:center
Ma'am, that was the best moment.
00:46:42.720 --> 00:46:44.080 align:center
Thank you. Thank you so much.
00:46:44.160 --> 00:46:45.720 align:center
There was nothing but love there.
00:46:59.080 --> 00:47:00.560 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi.
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:03.360 align:center
See, we got so many cards!
00:47:05.560 --> 00:47:06.800 align:center
My reward!
00:47:13.080 --> 00:47:15.480 align:center
- Namaste. How are you?
- Namaste. I'm good.
00:47:15.560 --> 00:47:16.920 align:center
I haven't seen this machine in ages.
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:18.320 align:center
We used to see it in Amritsar as kids.
00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.200 align:center
The thread rolls there first,
then it comes here.
00:47:24.160 --> 00:47:26.120 align:center
Kapil sir, Mom is your friend.
00:47:26.200 --> 00:47:27.640 align:center
- Mom is your friend.
- How will Ankit go?
00:47:27.720 --> 00:47:29.080 align:center
- He says his mom is your friend.
- How will Ankit go?
00:47:29.160 --> 00:47:30.240 align:center
- Oh? Thank you!
- Yes.
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.000 align:center
- Tell your mom I said hi.
- Okay.
00:47:32.080 --> 00:47:33.120 align:center
You made this really well.
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.200 align:center
This is the warp, this is the weft.
00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:41.200 align:center
Today I understood what
warp and weft are.
00:47:42.640 --> 00:47:44.560 align:center
Is this for me? Oh, thank you!
00:47:44.640 --> 00:47:46.360 align:center
- Amazing!
- Oh, nice!
00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:48.080 align:center
I will wear this for my show at night.
00:47:48.160 --> 00:47:49.720 align:center
Thank you so much.
It's so beautiful.
00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:54.080 align:center
So you dye it to make the design?
00:47:54.160 --> 00:47:55.360 align:center
Lemongrass.
00:47:55.440 --> 00:47:57.000 align:center
- Lemongrass.
- Lemongrass.
00:47:57.080 --> 00:47:58.440 align:center
And what are these? Sweets?
00:47:58.520 --> 00:47:59.920 align:center
- No, these are candles.
- Oh, I see!
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:01.800 align:center
- It's wax!
- I was about to eat it.
00:48:08.600 --> 00:48:10.640 align:center
How are you?
Do you speak Punjabi?
00:48:10.720 --> 00:48:12.040 align:center
A little bit?
00:48:12.120 --> 00:48:13.480 align:center
- This is for me.
- Oh, an apron!
00:48:13.560 --> 00:48:16.400 align:center
- Apron.
- How do you know Kiku cooks at home?
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:18.360 align:center
We've seen him.
00:48:32.120 --> 00:48:33.480 align:center
Sir, you're a rockstar!
00:48:33.560 --> 00:48:34.880 align:center
Thank you, kids!
00:48:34.960 --> 00:48:36.120 align:center
You all are rockstars!
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:51.960 align:center
You are doing such great work.
00:48:52.040 --> 00:48:53.840 align:center
Congratulations to you.
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:56.520 align:center
Adil sir is here with us. Adil sir!
00:48:56.600 --> 00:48:58.920 align:center
Adil sir is an amazing actor
in our industry.
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:01.400 align:center
- Adil sir, you were smiling gently.
- Yeah.
00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:04.960 align:center
- You also played a part in this series.
- Yes.
00:49:05.040 --> 00:49:06.120 align:center
How was your experience, sir?
00:49:06.200 --> 00:49:10.320 align:center
The role I played is of Air Marshal,
Western Air Command, Vinod Patney ji.
00:49:10.880 --> 00:49:13.240 align:center
- Okay.
- This is the person
00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:17.440 align:center
whose shoes and uniform
00:49:17.520 --> 00:49:21.360 align:center
- I was told to wear for the role.
- Yes.
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:25.731 align:center
And the day I met him on a video call,
he looked at me and said,
00:49:26.006 --> 00:49:27.560 align:center
"You don't look anything like me!"
00:49:28.680 --> 00:49:33.040 align:center
So, I told him, "Sir, I'll try to…"
00:49:33.120 --> 00:49:34.680 align:center
He said, "I don't have a mustache!"
00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:36.880 align:center
I had a mustache at the time.
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:39.560 align:center
- Okay.
- So I said, "This is for another role.
00:49:39.640 --> 00:49:42.720 align:center
- I'll shave it off for you."
- Okay.
00:49:42.800 --> 00:49:44.560 align:center
"Yeah, yeah! Sure, sure, sure!"
00:49:44.640 --> 00:49:45.800 align:center
Okay. And that was it.
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:48.400 align:center
After that, I asked the director
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:51.200 align:center
if I'd be able to pull it off,
if he'd be happy,
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:52.960 align:center
or if he'd get angry.
00:49:53.040 --> 00:49:55.000 align:center
But I'm so proud, honored,
00:49:55.080 --> 00:49:58.200 align:center
and privileged to have gotten
to play this role.
00:49:58.367 --> 00:50:01.480 align:center
Just like all of them.
They're fantastic.
00:50:01.560 --> 00:50:04.080 align:center
- So, I'm very happy. Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you, Adil sir.
00:50:04.160 --> 00:50:05.800 align:center
I've been wanting to ask everyone.
00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:09.000 align:center
How many men here
aren't scared of their wives?
00:50:09.080 --> 00:50:10.560 align:center
You can raise your hands.
00:50:10.640 --> 00:50:12.120 align:center
Those who aren't scared.
00:50:12.720 --> 00:50:14.120 align:center
Think twice before you raise your hand.
00:50:14.200 --> 00:50:16.160 align:center
Even your chief
hasn't raised his hand yet.
00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:21.120 align:center
Sir, our soldiers are very brave.
00:50:21.200 --> 00:50:23.280 align:center
This gentleman is saying
he's not scared of his wife.
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:24.560 align:center
Is your wife with you?
00:50:24.640 --> 00:50:26.000 align:center
Hello, ma'am. Namaste.
00:50:26.080 --> 00:50:29.040 align:center
Sir, I love my wife very much,
00:50:29.120 --> 00:50:31.560 align:center
- so I don't need to be scared.
- You just said you weren't scared.
00:50:31.640 --> 00:50:33.880 align:center
I'm not scared, sir,
because I love her.
00:50:33.960 --> 00:50:36.080 align:center
This is called Operation Cover.
00:50:36.160 --> 00:50:37.000 align:center
You're covering it up!
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:41.200 align:center
- Sir, I'd like to sing a song.
- Who do you want to sing for?
00:50:41.280 --> 00:50:43.280 align:center
For everyone, sir. For the country.
00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:45.000 align:center
Yes, please, sir. Please.
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:54.680 align:center
Wow!
00:52:09.800 --> 00:52:10.920 align:center
Very nice!
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:11.920 align:center
Thank you. Jai Hind.
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.120 align:center
- Very nice, sir! Amazing!
- Thank you, sir.
00:52:15.200 --> 00:52:18.120 align:center
- I'm a big fan of yours. And my wife…
- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:52:18.200 --> 00:52:20.160 align:center
- Thank you. Please have a seat, ma'am.
- No, no…
00:52:20.240 --> 00:52:21.640 align:center
- Please sit.
- Ever since we got married, sir,
00:52:21.720 --> 00:52:23.120 align:center
we've both been watching you.
00:52:23.200 --> 00:52:25.040 align:center
You got married and kept watching me?
00:52:26.640 --> 00:52:29.280 align:center
- Do you have kids at home?
- Yes, we do, sir.
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:30.640 align:center
But you said you were watching me.
00:52:30.720 --> 00:52:33.920 align:center
No, we were watching you,
but only after getting married, sir.
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:35.800 align:center
- Let me tell you something, sir.
- Yes.
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:37.520 align:center
Just as the world watches you,
00:52:37.600 --> 00:52:39.680 align:center
people in our area call him Kapil Sharma.
00:52:39.760 --> 00:52:41.160 align:center
- Really?
- And it's all because of you.
00:52:41.240 --> 00:52:42.758 align:center
They call him by your name.
00:52:42.858 --> 00:52:44.040 align:center
Ginni, are you listening?
00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:48.360 align:center
Like, making someone cry is easy, right?
00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:51.040 align:center
And talking or doing anything else
is very easy.
00:52:51.120 --> 00:52:54.560 align:center
But bringing a smile to someone's face,
00:52:54.640 --> 00:52:58.920 align:center
making them forget their worries
and laugh,
00:52:59.000 --> 00:53:00.520 align:center
even for ten or fifteen minutes--
00:53:00.600 --> 00:53:03.360 align:center
- You're honestly doing a really great job!
- Thank you, thank you so much.
00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:09.520 align:center
- Sir, you didn't tell us your name.
- Sir, my name is Jaswant Singh Yadav.
00:53:09.600 --> 00:53:10.880 align:center
- Jaswant Singh ji.
- I'm from Jhajjar, Haryana.
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:12.640 align:center
- It was really nice meeting you.
- Thank you, sir.
00:53:12.720 --> 00:53:13.680 align:center
You sing beautifully.
00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:15.440 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:19.880 align:center
Does anyone else have something to say?
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:22.040 align:center
You want to say something, ma'am?
00:53:22.120 --> 00:53:23.080 align:center
Is there anything left?
00:53:23.720 --> 00:53:25.080 align:center
No, no, please. Go ahead.
00:53:25.160 --> 00:53:26.440 align:center
Hello, sir. I'm Surbhi.
00:53:26.520 --> 00:53:27.480 align:center
Hi, Surbhi.
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:30.080 align:center
Yes, Surbhi.
00:53:30.160 --> 00:53:32.160 align:center
So, sir, first of all, thank you so much
00:53:32.240 --> 00:53:34.880 align:center
- for organizing this show.
- It's an honor for us, ma'am.
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:38.000 align:center
Sir, there's not a single episode
I haven't seen. And…
00:53:38.080 --> 00:53:39.720 align:center
We made them all for people to watch.
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:40.840 align:center
Go ahead.
00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:44.480 align:center
Also, thank you to
the Operation Safed Sagar team.
00:53:44.560 --> 00:53:46.000 align:center
You made a great show.
00:53:46.529 --> 00:53:48.360 align:center
I almost binge-watched it.
00:53:48.440 --> 00:53:49.440 align:center
So, good job.
00:53:50.080 --> 00:53:52.960 align:center
And I also want to give a special thanks
00:53:53.040 --> 00:53:55.200 align:center
to Jimmy sir and Dia ma'am.
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:59.240 align:center
When you were just starting out
in the industry, we were in school.
00:54:00.080 --> 00:54:01.600 align:center
You looked the same then.
00:54:02.200 --> 00:54:04.400 align:center
And now my--
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:05.800 align:center
I mean, I'm not married,
00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:09.560 align:center
but my niece is here, who goes to school.
And you still look the same.
00:54:09.640 --> 00:54:12.640 align:center
I thought she was going to say, "I didn't
get married, but my husband did."
00:54:13.080 --> 00:54:15.680 align:center
Okay. Well, yeah, that's true.
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:17.560 align:center
Thank you so much, sir.
Big fan.
00:54:18.045 --> 00:54:21.000 align:center
You just wanted to talk to Jimmy sir.
The rest was an excuse.
00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.880 align:center
- But thank you so much, ma'am.
- True. Thank you, sir.
00:54:25.160 --> 00:54:26.880 align:center
Thank you all very much.
00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:29.200 align:center
Give yourselves a huge round of applause.
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:31.720 align:center
- You wanted to say something, sir?
- Yes, sir.
00:54:33.320 --> 00:54:35.400 align:center
Thank you very much, Kapil.
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:38.160 align:center
- We've always watched you.
- Thank you.
00:54:38.240 --> 00:54:41.080 align:center
I'm so proud to be here.
00:54:41.160 --> 00:54:42.920 align:center
I'm not from the Air Force.
00:54:43.560 --> 00:54:44.840 align:center
I'm a civilian.
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:47.600 align:center
I'm Ajay Ahuja's uncle.
00:54:47.680 --> 00:54:48.680 align:center
Oh, wow.
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.840 align:center
And Alka is my daughter.
00:54:56.560 --> 00:54:59.240 align:center
I am so thankful to all of you.
00:54:59.880 --> 00:55:00.960 align:center
Siddharth…
00:55:01.600 --> 00:55:03.720 align:center
the moment I saw the teaser,
00:55:04.720 --> 00:55:07.760 align:center
at first glance, I thought,
"Where did Ajay come from?"
00:55:08.520 --> 00:55:09.720 align:center
Amazing.
00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:12.080 align:center
So, I…
00:55:12.160 --> 00:55:13.280 align:center
I am honored.
00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:18.920 align:center
I'm thankful to all the bosses
of the Indian Air Force.
00:55:19.640 --> 00:55:21.560 align:center
Today, Kapil's show
00:55:22.120 --> 00:55:23.680 align:center
and Netflix
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:26.840 align:center
have immortalized my Ajay.
00:55:29.600 --> 00:55:31.640 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, thank you, sir.
00:55:31.720 --> 00:55:33.880 align:center
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Please sit.
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:37.160 align:center
Sir, we love you.
00:55:40.720 --> 00:55:42.400 align:center
- And you, sir?
- Yes.
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:44.400 align:center
You're smiling a lot today.
00:55:45.160 --> 00:55:46.640 align:center
Sitting in the front row.
00:55:47.240 --> 00:55:48.640 align:center
Hello, ma'am.
00:55:48.720 --> 00:55:50.080 align:center
He's very sweet, isn't he?
00:55:50.600 --> 00:55:51.560 align:center
Sir.
00:55:52.640 --> 00:55:53.880 align:center
- Firstly…
- I don't know why, but I feel
00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:55.400 align:center
you want to say something.
00:55:55.480 --> 00:55:58.080 align:center
- There's something…
- No. Actually, when you were walking down…
00:55:58.160 --> 00:55:59.000 align:center
Yes, sir.
00:55:59.080 --> 00:56:02.280 align:center
I watch all of your shows.
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:03.880 align:center
- Oh, thank you.
- And I was just watching
00:56:03.960 --> 00:56:06.920 align:center
to see what's so special about this guy
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:08.840 align:center
who walks down so slowly,
00:56:08.920 --> 00:56:12.440 align:center
and in a split second,
thinks of such devilish questions.
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:20.640 align:center
- But can I ask a personal question?
- Yes, sir.
00:56:20.720 --> 00:56:23.747 align:center
- Before marriage, after marriage…
- Yes, sir.
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:29.800 align:center
Did you develop this particular quality
later in life?
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:31.880 align:center
Does your wife contribute to it, or…
00:56:36.840 --> 00:56:38.240 align:center
- It's nothing.
- By quality…
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:39.640 align:center
I understand completely.
00:56:39.720 --> 00:56:41.440 align:center
- Do you mean…
- My wife is here too.
00:56:41.520 --> 00:56:44.160 align:center
- I get it.
- Sir, it's all because of her.
00:56:44.240 --> 00:56:46.080 align:center
Absolutely. All because of her.
00:56:46.160 --> 00:56:47.800 align:center
Well, that was a close one!
00:56:49.480 --> 00:56:50.560 align:center
Yes, sir.
00:56:50.640 --> 00:56:53.720 align:center
Sir, I would like to thank you
for two things.
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:54.760 align:center
- Yes, sir.
- One is that
00:56:54.840 --> 00:56:57.200 align:center
- you mentioned the uniform.
- Yes.
00:56:57.280 --> 00:56:59.240 align:center
And as you mentioned earlier,
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:01.080 align:center
the Air Force goes where no one else can.
00:57:01.160 --> 00:57:02.240 align:center
Yes.
00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:04.880 align:center
So, I just want to tell you one thing.
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:07.240 align:center
- When we wear the uniform…
- Yes.
00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:11.600 align:center
we get immense respect and honor
in our country and society.
00:57:11.680 --> 00:57:13.680 align:center
- Yes.
- And because of that, our commitment,
00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:16.400 align:center
our responsibility,
00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:19.640 align:center
and our passion to live
and die for our country
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- becomes even stronger.
- Amazing!
00:57:22.080 --> 00:57:24.600 align:center
Right, sir.
Because the Air Force is not only a job,
00:57:24.680 --> 00:57:26.080 align:center
it's a way of life.
00:57:26.160 --> 00:57:28.240 align:center
And we are really honored,
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:30.160 align:center
and blessed, and obliged, sir.
00:57:30.240 --> 00:57:33.360 align:center
We are so proud that we are
part of this esteemed organization.
00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.280 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:35.600 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, sir.
00:57:35.662 --> 00:57:36.960 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:42.720 align:center
Friends!
00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:47.880 align:center
Delhi Jamnapaar's number 12 orchestra,
Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra,
00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.600 align:center
for the Indian Air Force
and team Safed Sagar,
00:57:51.680 --> 00:57:54.480 align:center
presents the parade march.
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:23.179 align:center
Too good!
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:28.800 align:center
Hey, let's go!
00:58:30.455 --> 00:58:31.708 align:center
Let's go!
00:59:35.760 --> 00:59:38.080 align:center
Did you come looking for a Diwali handout?
00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:40.720 align:center
Salute!
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:43.920 align:center
Look fearless.
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Move! Move!
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What are you saying, Raja sahab?
01:00:06.640 --> 01:00:07.800 align:center
I don't understand.
01:00:11.720 --> 01:00:13.320 align:center
I still don't understand.
01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:15.440 align:center
Does anyone ever understand
the commands during a parade?
01:00:15.534 --> 01:00:16.765 align:center
Oh, yes!
01:00:21.200 --> 01:00:22.360 align:center
Hello, everyone.
01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:24.680 align:center
This is Diamond Raja,
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:27.200 align:center
proprietor of Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra.
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:31.280 align:center
Sir, even though we are an orchestra,
our working style
01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:33.551 align:center
- is just like the military.
- Oh, really?
01:00:33.651 --> 01:00:38.280 align:center
For example, let me introduce you
to our flying officer.
01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:40.480 align:center
- Flying officer? How?
- Yes.
01:00:40.560 --> 01:00:44.080 align:center
At weddings, he flies up
and catches the money being tossed around.
01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:49.720 align:center
This is our "lefty-tent."
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:50.640 align:center
What?
01:00:50.720 --> 01:00:52.000 align:center
What is a "lefty-tent"?
01:00:52.080 --> 01:00:53.760 align:center
He pitches a tent with his left hand.
01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:58.080 align:center
And here is our intelligence head.
01:00:58.160 --> 01:00:59.280 align:center
Oh, really?
01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:01.640 align:center
He gathers intel on where the food is.
01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:07.520 align:center
And this is none other than
our Naan Marshal.
01:01:09.080 --> 01:01:12.200 align:center
People wait for naan at the tandoor,
and he has a special talent.
01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:14.520 align:center
- Yeah?
- You know the window under the tandoor?
01:01:15.040 --> 01:01:17.040 align:center
He goes down there
and pulls the naan out.
01:01:17.720 --> 01:01:19.560 align:center
And it's very useful, you see.
01:01:20.240 --> 01:01:23.680 align:center
His hand burns a little,
but he gets piping-hot naan.
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:32.880 align:center
Yes, friends!
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:34.000 align:center
Eyes like an eagle,
01:01:34.600 --> 01:01:36.800 align:center
speed like a million horses!
01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:39.160 align:center
No one can beat the Indian Air Force!
01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:44.480 align:center
You see, I have so much respect
01:01:44.560 --> 01:01:47.320 align:center
for the Indian Air Force
that the roof of my house
01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:49.760 align:center
only goes up to the first floor.
01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:51.160 align:center
To let planes fly over.
01:01:52.600 --> 01:01:54.480 align:center
No, your problem is that
you live in a rented house.
01:01:56.493 --> 01:01:59.680 align:center
Kapil ji, who is anything
but a tenant in this city?
01:01:59.760 --> 01:02:01.880 align:center
- And then?
- What do you mean?
01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:04.139 align:center
- Finish the couplet.
- It's not a couplet. Just a statement.
01:02:04.333 --> 01:02:05.320 align:center
- Yeah.
- I see.
01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.440 align:center
I just said it like a couplet.
01:02:07.520 --> 01:02:08.600 align:center
Though earlier…
01:02:08.680 --> 01:02:09.800 align:center
you absolutely…
01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:13.320 align:center
nailed it, Kapil ji.
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:14.720 align:center
I dabble in couplets too.
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:16.320 align:center
- Really?
- It's one of my businesses.
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:17.880 align:center
My couplets are a hit.
01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:19.040 align:center
Where is it a hit?
01:02:19.120 --> 01:02:23.440 align:center
You see, our oranges went from
Delhi's Azadpur Market to Kerala.
01:02:24.200 --> 01:02:26.920 align:center
And my couplet came back with bananas.
01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.160 align:center
No, you-- I'm all confused.
01:02:29.240 --> 01:02:31.200 align:center
You've got trucks
carrying couplets around?
01:02:32.080 --> 01:02:35.960 align:center
Right. I write couplets on trucks.
That's how they travel.
01:02:36.040 --> 01:02:37.760 align:center
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:39.280 align:center
Now I want to upgrade it.
01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:41.600 align:center
Jimmy ji, I want to take
the couplets up a notch.
01:02:41.680 --> 01:02:43.760 align:center
And I want the flying jets,
01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:45.520 align:center
well, any jet of the Indian Air Force,
01:02:45.600 --> 01:02:47.520 align:center
- to carry my couplets.
- Okay.
01:02:47.600 --> 01:02:50.320 align:center
Yeah, it'd be great to have
my couplets there.
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.840 align:center
Enemies will say,
"If his couplet is this powerful,
01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:54.200 align:center
imagine how tough he must be!"
01:02:55.920 --> 01:02:58.680 align:center
Like it'll say, "Your eyes are there,
but the missile's here!"
01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:00.720 align:center
- You see?
- Amazing!
01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:05.080 align:center
Or like, "Two plus two, that makes four.
Get lost, or I'll make you soar!"
01:03:06.160 --> 01:03:07.240 align:center
Wow!
01:03:07.320 --> 01:03:08.360 align:center
These should be written.
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:10.800 align:center
Wow! Dia ji is laughing at you.
01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:12.694 align:center
She must be thinking,
"What a lousy couplet!"
01:03:12.794 --> 01:03:13.960 align:center
Dia ji…
01:03:14.560 --> 01:03:15.880 align:center
Nikalna Hai Terre Dil Se.
01:03:16.560 --> 01:03:17.760 align:center
Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein.
01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:19.320 align:center
That's the name of her movie!
What are you saying?
01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.080 align:center
No, I must get out of her heart.
01:03:21.160 --> 01:03:22.200 align:center
What do you mean?
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:26.200 align:center
Because, sorry, but my girlfriend
is insecure about you.
01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:28.248 align:center
- Oh, gosh.
- Why?
01:03:28.317 --> 01:03:31.200 align:center
I say your name a lot every day.
She doesn't like it.
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:34.360 align:center
For example, the other day,
I went to a grocery store.
01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:39.480 align:center
I asked the grocer,
"Bhaiya, yeh phenyl kitne ka dia?"
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:42.800 align:center
- "Dia."
- "Washing powder kitne ka dia?"
01:03:45.520 --> 01:03:47.000 align:center
"Yeh razor kitne ka dia?"
01:03:49.120 --> 01:03:50.840 align:center
So, my girlfriend got insecure.
01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:54.280 align:center
That's nothing. The other day,
I went to the market with her.
01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:58.360 align:center
She said, "You have started
using her full name now!"
01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:00.800 align:center
- Meaning?
- She said I asked the vegetable vendor,
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:02.160 align:center
"Kitne ka dia mircha?"
01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:05.400 align:center
- Mircha!
- That's not what her name means.
01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:07.480 align:center
Her name "Dia" means a lamp.
01:04:07.560 --> 01:04:10.200 align:center
- Oh, a lamp.
- A lamp. Yes.
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:12.680 align:center
Then why wasn't she named "Roshni"?
01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:14.600 align:center
Sorry, I'm not saying your name.
01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:16.000 align:center
I mean the other "dia."
01:04:16.080 --> 01:04:19.280 align:center
This confusion will keep happening.
So please, just…
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:20.200 align:center
Jimmy ji.
01:04:21.160 --> 01:04:22.040 align:center
You look great.
01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:25.440 align:center
You're so selective with your subjects.
01:04:25.520 --> 01:04:27.000 align:center
Where did you start?
01:04:27.760 --> 01:04:29.600 align:center
We all know he started with Maachis.
01:04:29.680 --> 01:04:32.000 align:center
I started with a maachis too.
01:04:32.080 --> 01:04:33.400 align:center
Then I switched to a lighter.
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:34.640 align:center
- No.
- Everyone starts with a maachis.
01:04:34.720 --> 01:04:35.800 align:center
What's wrong with that?
01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:38.440 align:center
- I meant his first film.
- Maachis is the title of his first film.
01:04:38.520 --> 01:04:42.120 align:center
Oh! Man, what did I just say?
01:04:42.200 --> 01:04:45.600 align:center
No. I'm not taking your name.
I didn't mean that.
01:04:46.560 --> 01:04:49.000 align:center
It's "dia" as in the word,
not your name.
01:04:49.080 --> 01:04:49.920 align:center
Man, this…
01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:51.960 align:center
I'll have to explain--
01:04:52.040 --> 01:04:54.800 align:center
Let's do one thing to avoid the confusion.
01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:56.880 align:center
Let's make a rule for the show.
01:04:56.960 --> 01:05:00.040 align:center
When I say your name, Dia,
my hands will be like this.
01:05:00.120 --> 01:05:01.960 align:center
- Okay.
- Got it?
01:05:02.040 --> 01:05:03.840 align:center
And when it's not your name
01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:06.080 align:center
and I mean the word "dia,"
I'll point my finger like this.
01:05:06.160 --> 01:05:07.520 align:center
Okay.
01:05:07.600 --> 01:05:09.480 align:center
Don't look at my face. Just look here.
01:05:09.560 --> 01:05:10.400 align:center
Okay.
01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:13.400 align:center
For example-- Let me explain.
Imagine this.
01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:16.200 align:center
You gave me water.
01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:17.840 align:center
Don't look at my face, look here.
01:05:20.680 --> 01:05:22.800 align:center
You gave me water,
but it was not for me.
01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:26.160 align:center
Dia gave me the water for someone else.
01:05:27.520 --> 01:05:30.360 align:center
- Okay.
- I took the water you gave me for them
01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:32.120 align:center
and gave it to them.
01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:35.480 align:center
- Got it?
- Who let you in here?
01:05:37.080 --> 01:05:38.520 align:center
- No, say it with the gesture.
- Okay.
01:05:40.040 --> 01:05:43.200 align:center
The person I gave the water to
had a diya in his hands.
01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:44.480 align:center
Did you take your meds today?
01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:48.918 align:center
I think we should just move on.
01:05:49.035 --> 01:05:49.875 align:center
Alright.
01:05:49.975 --> 01:05:54.200 align:center
You know, I had one minor flaw.
I couldn't join the Indian Air Force.
01:05:54.280 --> 01:05:56.080 align:center
I'm actually afraid of heights.
01:05:57.160 --> 01:05:58.480 align:center
So you can't fly in a plane?
01:05:58.560 --> 01:06:00.360 align:center
A plane? A plane is a huge deal.
01:06:01.240 --> 01:06:02.800 align:center
I can't even look down when I'm standing.
01:06:05.560 --> 01:06:08.320 align:center
Even the toilet at our house
is a squat toilet.
01:06:09.080 --> 01:06:11.920 align:center
Because when I sit on a Western toilet
and look down, I get scared.
01:06:14.720 --> 01:06:15.680 align:center
Hello?
01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:17.080 align:center
Sir?
01:06:17.160 --> 01:06:18.200 align:center
Are you going to the bathroom?
01:06:18.720 --> 01:06:19.560 align:center
Sit down here.
01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:21.320 align:center
Sit.
01:06:21.960 --> 01:06:23.080 align:center
It'll just take two minutes.
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:30.440 align:center
If you need to go,
sit tight like this, sir.
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:33.120 align:center
Try it.
01:06:35.520 --> 01:06:38.840 align:center
When you're in the driving seat
of an airplane,
01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:40.200 align:center
nobody goes to the bathroom then, right?
01:06:41.080 --> 01:06:43.960 align:center
- Sit down. It's fine, it's fine.
- Getting a call.
01:06:51.040 --> 01:06:52.080 align:center
Okay.
01:06:52.600 --> 01:06:55.080 align:center
Anyway, despite my fear of heights,
01:06:55.160 --> 01:06:57.960 align:center
my respect for the Indian Air Force
01:06:58.040 --> 01:06:59.680 align:center
is sky-high, friends!
01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:04.880 align:center
And today, we have the team
of Operation Safed Sagar here.
01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:07.840 align:center
Also, Jamnapaar's
Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra is here.
01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:09.120 align:center
And now, a special presentation from them.
01:07:09.200 --> 01:07:12.120 align:center
A song dedicated to you
and the Indian Air Force.
01:07:12.200 --> 01:07:15.560 align:center
That's right, friends.
One, two… one, two, three, four!
01:07:27.040 --> 01:07:29.320 align:center
Coming up, up for you
01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.120 align:center
Getting up, up for you
01:07:33.200 --> 01:07:35.320 align:center
The clouds down below
01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:36.520 align:center
Sometimes it'll go like this
01:07:37.040 --> 01:07:38.440 align:center
Sometimes it'll go like that
01:07:39.200 --> 01:07:40.560 align:center
Sometimes from high altitude
01:07:41.640 --> 01:07:43.600 align:center
It'll wreak havoc on the enemy
01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.440 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:07:47.520 --> 01:07:49.320 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:51.480 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:07:51.560 --> 01:07:53.680 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:13.400 align:center
My attitude will be hotter
Than the jet engine
01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:15.480 align:center
The enemy's zip code
01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:17.320 align:center
Will taste like gunpowder
01:08:17.400 --> 01:08:19.280 align:center
He'll make two plus two four
01:08:19.360 --> 01:08:21.760 align:center
He'll make the enemy soar
01:08:23.280 --> 01:08:24.920 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:25.000 --> 01:08:26.800 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:28.960 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:29.040 --> 01:08:31.960 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:38.880 align:center
When the enemy thinks
01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:40.560 align:center
He's already gone
01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:42.720 align:center
He'll turn back around
01:08:42.800 --> 01:08:45.000 align:center
He'll hit the target
01:08:45.080 --> 01:08:46.600 align:center
He'll claim the victory
01:08:46.680 --> 01:08:49.520 align:center
And tear the enemy apart
01:08:50.440 --> 01:08:51.920 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:53.760 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.200 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:56.280 --> 01:08:58.040 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:58.120 --> 01:08:59.520 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:03.080 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
Your bro will fly the jet
01:09:03.160 --> 01:09:04.440 align:center
The jet…
01:09:07.200 --> 01:09:10.160 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:11.960 align:center
Wait a minute.
01:09:13.120 --> 01:09:14.440 align:center
Too good!
01:09:14.520 --> 01:09:15.800 align:center
How will you fly it, bro?
01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:17.040 align:center
You're scared of heights.
01:09:17.120 --> 01:09:18.960 align:center
I'll have a couple of drinks, then fly it.
01:09:23.280 --> 01:09:25.400 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet!
01:09:31.480 --> 01:09:33.520 align:center
Nobody will be able to stop him
01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:35.040 align:center
Your bro will fly the jet
01:09:39.040 --> 01:09:40.440 align:center
Yes, friends!
01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:44.040 align:center
By Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra,
"Your Bro Will Fly the Jet."
01:09:44.120 --> 01:09:45.200 align:center
Yeah, guys. Thank you.
01:09:45.280 --> 01:09:46.440 align:center
Thank you!
01:09:47.040 --> 01:09:48.600 align:center
Siddharth bhai!
01:09:55.360 --> 01:09:57.320 align:center
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
01:09:57.400 --> 01:09:59.880 align:center
Usually, paaji,
what we do on our show is
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ask the audience to give our guests
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a huge round of applause.
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Today, I'd like to ask our guests
to stand up and applaud our real heroes.
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And with that…
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we thank the entire team
of Operation Safed Sagar.
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We'd also like to thank
the Indian Air Force
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and the Directorate of Operations, MPR,
Media and Public Relations.
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Once again, I wish you all
a very happy August 15th.
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See you soon on
The Great Indian Kapil Show, Season 5,
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only on Netflix.
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Opportunities like this don't come often.
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I feel like we should have some
singing and dancing, if you'll allow it.
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Shall we?
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Thank you very much.
Thank you for your love.
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Thank you.
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Good night.
Take care, and stay happy.
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Stay blessed.