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<i>The Great Indian Kapil Show flight</i>

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<i>has landed at the Indian Air Force base.</i>

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<i>But please keep your seat belts fastened,</i>

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<i>because the fun ride is about to begin.</i>

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Good evening and welcome to
<i>The Great Indian Kapil Show.</i>

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Wishing you all a very happy August 15th.

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Today is a very special day for us.

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Because today, we celebrate August 15th
with the Indian Air Force.

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Let's have a huge round of applause
for our real heroes.

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And we also have the cast of
<i>Operation Safed Sagar</i> here,

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who have taken their tales of valor
to every household.

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A big round of applause
for our star cast, please.

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We have our Air Chief Marshal
here today. Sir…

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I salute you.

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For Amar Preet sir, ma'am,

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and our former Air Chief Marshal,
BS Dhanoa<i> sahab--</i>

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Sir…

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we are so proud of you.

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And the Vice Chief of the Air Staff,
Ashutosh Dixit <i>ji,</i> is also here.

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Let me be honest, sir,
before I start the show.

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Before I met you, I was thinking,

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"We'll do a lot of comedy."
But when I met you…

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and those one-liners
you dropped on us yesterday…

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May I share a little story, sir?

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You both gave us so much love yesterday,

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so I video-called my wife, Ginni.

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I said, "Sir, my wife says hi."

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You both spoke to her so affectionately.

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Then he said, "Your wife is so pretty.

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Is there something wrong with her eyes?"

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Ginni said, "No, no, sir."

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He said, "Then why did you pick him?"

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She had to defend her husband.
She said, "No, sir, he's nice."

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He said, "I meant his looks,
not his heart."

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You shattered my illusion, sir.

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I always thought funny people
only became comedians.

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You became Air Chief Marshal!

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Anyway, today is Independence Day.

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We're all celebrating freedom.

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Your wife is here too,
so let's change the topic.

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We can talk about freedom later.

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Let's just have some fun today.

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We started on time today,
for a change, sir.

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We're usually a little late.

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Even with Archana <i>ji</i> doing her makeup
during the show.

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You must've seen her on TV,
laughing around.

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She keeps her foundation down here.

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That's why we gave Sidhu <i>sahab</i>
and her their own counter!

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"Oh, Jimmy Shergill is here!"

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"Wow!"

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She crushed so many lipsticks
to make a soap out of them.

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During the show, she goes…

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Archana <i>ji,</i> you know,
five or ten minutes late

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- is nothing for us.
- Yes.

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But with the forces around you,
every second counts.

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Especially with
the Indian Air Force around.

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Imagine pressing the button five seconds
early, and the missile hits our own land!

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And if you press it ten seconds late,
it might hit an allied country.

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Because the neighboring country
passes by in eight seconds.

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But genuinely, sir,
I mean it from the heart,

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it feels great to be
among all of you today.

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Because, sir, I was born

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and raised among people in uniform.

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I had three uncles,
and they were all in the Army.

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And my only father-- I mean, my father.

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My father was in the police.

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My uncle was a Subedar,
but my dad called him a Colonel.

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Because he used to bring rum
from the canteen.

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Uncle would bring the rum.

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And my dad made great <i>dum aloo.</i>

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He actually made a different dish,
but since <i>sawan </i>is going on…

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Growing up, I saw a blend
of the Army and the police.

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My uncle was in the Army,
my dad was in the police.

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Two drinks in, and they
both turn into Air Force.

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They'd start flying.

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Then my mom would clip their wings.

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And I've noticed that
once you join the Army,

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even after you retire,
the soldier inside you stays alive.

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My uncle's boss used to visit us.

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He was so used to giving orders that,

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after two drinks, he'd start
ordering the chickens around.

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"I want two eggs each by morning!

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- How many eggs? Two each!"
- Two eggs…

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By morning, all the chickens
laid two eggs each.

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One laid just one.
He said, "I asked for two!"

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It said, "Sir, I laid this out of respect.
I'm actually a rooster."

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The Army's power!

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We were shooting in Scotland
for the last two months.

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We returned to India a few days ago.

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We shot for a month and a half.

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My wife brought the kids over
for their holidays.

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I said, "We have to return to India."

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I said there was an event.
She asked, "Why?"

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"You stayed for six weeks,
and I only get a week?"

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I told her it's for the Indian Air Force.

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So, she finally gave me permission.

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Because just like ATC,
or Air Traffic Control,

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wives have All-Time Control.

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Right? You know what I mean.

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Yesterday, you were laughing
so freely when you were on your own.

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With madam here,
you can barely clap.

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You only escape your wife
using the country as an excuse.

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Just look at the movies.

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I'm reminded of the film <i>Border,</i> sir.

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Suniel Shetty plays a Subedar.

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It's the poor guy's wedding night.

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He hasn't even taken off his shoes yet.

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So…

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a constable knocks on the door.

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Subedar <i>sahab </i>opens the door.

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He knows his wedding night
is about to begin.

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Why would a constable knock
at a time like this?

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He knows it's war.

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He goes to his wife and says, "Anjali…

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Mother India is calling. I have to go."

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It's just that age.

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On one hand, Mother India is calling.

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On the other, your wife is.

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How the wheel of time turns!

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A time comes when a man retires,
and his kids grow up.

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Then neither Mother India calls him…

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nor does the mother of his children.

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The retired man stands on his roof,
looking at the sky,

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and watches a jet fly by.

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He tells his friend, "Tony…"

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Tony!

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"Time flew by faster than a fighter jet."

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But seeing you all smile today
feels really good.

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Because your smiles
are very precious to us.

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We all have a reason to smile
because of you.

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In the Air Force campus,
you forget you're in Delhi.

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Outside the campus--
Delhi has so many flyovers.

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Where one flyover was needed,
they've built five.

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It gets confusing sometimes.

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You take a flyover to leave Delhi--
You haven't found a seat?

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You've been wandering around for so long!

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In all that time, our soldiers completed
Operation Sindoor and returned.

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And you can't even get a seat.

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A guy takes a flyover to leave Delhi,
only to loop right back around.

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I'm just glad the British left on time.

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Otherwise, if they'd left
Vasant Vihar today,

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they'd be back via Dhaula Kuan.

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There's a man named Shamsher <i>paaji,</i> sir.

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He's in the police.
He spins all kinds of tall tales.

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And if he meets someone younger,
he completely overwhelms them.

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I said, <i>"Paaji, </i>I'm going to Delhi
for the Air Force event."

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He said, "Oh, okay, I see.

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Give my regards to AP <i>sahab."</i>

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I asked, "You know him?"
He said, "Who doesn't?"

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I asked, "He knows you?" He said,
"No, why would he know me?"

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I said, "So, why did you say that?"

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He said, "I was in the Air Force."
He was bluffing!

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I asked, "Really?
Then why did you quit?"

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He said,
"I had to quit because of my wife."

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I asked, "Why?"

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He said, "You know, ladies' problems.

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She made weird requests.
Once she said,

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'Take out the fighter jet and take me
for a joyride to Connaught Place.'

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I told her she couldn't do that.
There's a protocol to follow.

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If I fly a fighter jet, I've already
crossed Jabalpur by takeoff.

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And she wants a joyride!

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So, she said,
'Some Squadron Leader you are!

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Your brother, the Palika Bazaar SHO,
drives his wife in his jeep every day.

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And you can't take me flying in a jet?'"

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He said, "One day she crossed it."
I asked, "What happened?"

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He told me that his wife said,
"I promised my friends something.

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We're having a kitty party
at the Lions Club.

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So, fly your jet over us at 4:00 p.m."

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He said, "I did fly over.
I went whoosh right past!"

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He went home to a fight.
His wife said, "You didn't come."

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He told her, "I flew right past."

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She said, "I was in the restroom.
Why did you have to rush?

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Couldn't you wait a minute?"

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Our Archana <i>ji </i>is sitting right here.

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- Love you, Archana<i> ji.</i>
- Love you too, Kapil.

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Sir, Archana <i>ji </i>is also
very patriotic at heart.

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I don't know what got into her.

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She quit films to join the army.

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She even went there.

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She made a condition.

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She said, "I won't even take a salary.
I just have one condition.

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I'll order takeout
of my choice, and the Army pays."

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She only worked there for two days.

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The Army Chief came.

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He said, "You can take
the salaries of two soldiers…"

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- Yeah. But…
- "but eat at home before you come."

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Sir, I'm not joking.
She's quite a strong woman.

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She can fire a machine gun
with one hand.

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Seriously, Archana <i>ji,</i>
you should've joined the Army.

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Yeah. Why?

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If you ever ran out of bullets,
you'd kill the enemy with your curses!

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Seriously.

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- That's true.
- You'd curse them out of there.

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"You scoundrel,
how dare you shoot a woman!

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Don't you have a mother or sister?"

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But it's good you didn't go.

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She loves going live on Instagram.
She shows everyone everything.

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Parmeet sir was in a towel, and she went,
"Look, guys, my husband just showered!"

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If you had joined the Indian Air Force,
you'd leak the mission.

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- Yeah.
- "Hi, guys, we're on a secret operation.

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Let me show you inside a Rafale."

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There are strict protocols, Archana<i> ji.</i>
You can't go.

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Thank you.

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Archana <i>ji </i>has a brother-in-law. He--

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Gupta <i>ji.</i>

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Parmeet sir's older brother.

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He's a captain in the Army.

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He came to Dehradun.

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She couldn't tell him outright
what she wanted.

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She said, "Oh, brother-in-law!

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It gets very cold in Dehradun, you know.

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So bring something from your canteen
to keep us warm."

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Must be your words, not mine!

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He's so simple and naive that the next
time he visited, he brought a blanket.

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She thought he didn't get her hint.

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She had her husband ask.

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He also said, "Next time you come,

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bring something from the canteen
to keep us warm."

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The next time, he brought another blanket.

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She figured it wasn't working out

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and that she had to be direct.

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She gave him four empty bottles
and said, "Can you get these filled up?"

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He's so innocent. He said, "I would,
but how will a blanket fit in here?"

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They say when all avenues for help
are closed,

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the Almighty helps you.

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It's similar for you.

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Where the Navy can't reach,
where the Army can't reach,

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the Air Force can.

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And…

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And it's not just during an enemy attack.

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It could be during any crisis.

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Like during a flood, or if our
people are stranded somewhere.

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You handle the airlifts too.
I salute you from my heart.

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One time, the Indian Air Force got word

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that eight people were
stranded in a flood.

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A chopper went and rescued four at a time.

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They went back to the headman.

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They said, "You said
eight people were stuck.

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We rescued four at a time, six times.
That's 24.

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Eight are still standing there."

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He said, "They're the same eight people.
They've never been in a chopper.

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You rescue them, and they swim back."

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People take advantage, don't they?

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We have Dinesh here, who plays the guitar.

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Yeah.

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Once, their village got flooded, and
an Army helicopter came to their rescue.

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They dropped rations,
but he threw them right back.

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He said, "We've got food.
Can we get some booze?"

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He said, "No, sir, I only asked
because it's cheaper there."

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The soldier from Haryana
up there was tougher.

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He said, "Bullets are cheap here too.
Want me to fire at you?"

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Well, he actually said something worse,
but <i>sawan </i>is going on.

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Jokes aside, whenever our country
faces a disaster or an external threat,

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our soldiers are always
ready to stand strong.

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But when disaster strikes
within our country,

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it's our duty to stand together
with our fellow citizens.

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Right now, people are suffering
because of the floods in Assam.

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Through this show,
I appeal to everyone across India

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to do whatever you can,
in any way possible, to help.

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Please step forward.

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Assam, don't worry.
We all are with you.

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Films and TV shows
are made for entertainment.

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They're also based on true events
and tales of bravery,

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which make us proud for a lifetime.

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The Indian Air Force carried out

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a very brave and memorable operation
called Operation Safed Sagar.

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Netflix has brought a series about it,
and the cast is here with us today.

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Let's invite them on stage.
Please welcome…

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Mr. Siddharth, Dia Mirza,

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Mr. Jimmy Shergill,

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Amrita Bagchi,

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Prajakta Koli,

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Taaruk Raina, Abhay Verma,

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Arnav Bhasin, and Mihir Ahuja.

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Hello!

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Welcome, <i>paaji.</i>
Hello, Amrita. Welcome.

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Our real heroes are sitting here.

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And to bring their brave tales

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to every home,
the reel heroes are also here.

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I warmly welcome you all.

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The characters you played in
<i>Operation Safed Sagar</i>

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are also here with us today.

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So I'd like you to tell our audience

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about your respective roles.
Amrita, starting with you.

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Good evening. Namaste.

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I've played the role of the heroic woman,
Mrs. Alka Ahuja.

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Oh, wow!

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Hello, everyone.
I'm Abhay Verma,

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and I've played the role
of Rajpal Singh Dhaliwal,

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also known as RS Dhaliwal.

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Hello. I'm Jimmy Shergill,

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and I've played the role of
Tony sir, Tony Dhanoa <i>sahab.</i>

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Hello. I've played the role
of Mrs. Kamalpreet Dhanoa,

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who is Tony Dhanoa <i>ji's </i>wife.

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Hello. My name is Siddharth,

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and in <i>Operation Safed Sagar,</i> I play
the role of Squadron Leader Ajay Ahuja.

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Hello, my name is Prajakta Koli.

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I play the role of Madhavi Reddy,

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the wife of Flying Officer Bal Reddy.

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Hello, my name is Mihir Ahuja.

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And I play the role of
Flying Officer Bal Reddy,

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also known as Baldy,

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who is Madhavi Reddy's husband.

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Hello, my name is Taaruk Raina.

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I play the role of Flight Lieutenant
Jitendra Sangwan, also known as Sangy.

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Hello, my name is Arnav Bhasin. I play
the role of Flying Officer Amit Gupta.

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Dhanoa <i>sahab,</i>
I'd like to ask you something.

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When you found out
Dia was playing your wife,

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didn't you think,
"Maybe I should play the role myself"?

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Just asking.

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Okay. Sorry, I mean…

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Forgive me, sir.

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Okay, Jimmy <i>paaji,</i> tell me one thing.
We've been watching you for years,

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and you just keep getting
more handsome every year!

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Do you have a special herb?

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How can you always
stay so handsome, <i>paaji?</i>

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Have you ever been to Pali Hill?

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Pali Hill?

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There's a market in Pali Hill,
near Pali Naka.

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- I see.
- There's a herbal powder shop there.

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It's like-- I happened to discover
this shop while passing by one day.

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- He has great herbal powders.
- Yeah?

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Someone told me that Anil sir
is a regular customer there.

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I've been buying from there ever since.

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And then later-- And now it's good
that everyone can visit.

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I think the herbalist
will have good business now.

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Alright. Thank you.

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Siddharth has played
a fantastic role in <i>Operation Safed Sagar.</i>

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Also, he just got married two years ago.

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Siddharth, first of all,
congratulations on your wedding.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Aditi is a fantastic actor.

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He is married to her.

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What happened after the wedding
that made you ready to face danger?

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Would you like to tell us?

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Sir, not just you, but the whole country
is aware of my wife's beauty.

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Aditi Rao Hydari <i>ji </i>is my wife.

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I'm her husband.

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So, obviously, when you
get such a beautiful wife,

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courage naturally follows, and it did.

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Oh, wow! That's amazing!

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Our soldiers are always ready
to serve our country.

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But even as a civilian,
you can do a lot for your country.

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And Dia is already doing so much
for the environment.

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Dia, I really want to congratulate you.

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You're always doing something
for great causes.

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I want to ask you, if we want
to save our environment,

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what should our very first step be

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as citizens?
What's your message?

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I think…

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we need to build a connection with nature.

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We can all get our children

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and ourselves to connect with nature
every single day.

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Spend time in nature every day.

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Form that connection.

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It will naturally--

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Let me give you an example.

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There's a mango tree in our building

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that's 70 years old.

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People have gotten married under it,
celebrated birthdays, and everything.

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The kids have grown attached to that tree.

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Tomorrow, if someone came
and tried to cut it down,

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it would break the kids', the elders',
and everyone else's hearts.

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Because they have a bond.

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And it's the same thing
with all of nature.

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I think our biggest problem is that,

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in urban life,

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we've somehow lost
our connection with nature.

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We need to rebuild it.

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The day we do that,

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we'll all understand
how to fulfill our duty.

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Amazing! Beautifully put, Dia.

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I met an officer yesterday.

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You weren't at dinner,
so I asked, "Is Dia coming?"

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He said, "No, she is in Mumbai.

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She's taking a morning flight."

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I asked, "How do you know that?"

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He said, "Since <i>Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein,</i>

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I've been a fan of hers."

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Where is that officer right now?
He must be here.

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Your Majesty!

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How are you?

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Just come on up.
Come on, come on.

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Mic, please.

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Welcome, sir.

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I came to see you.

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Thank you so much. It's really
a dream come true for me!

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Thank you, ma'am.
I'm a big fan of yours.

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- Thank you.
- Sir, tell me something.

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Where's your wife?

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I had to meet Dia<i> ji,</i>
so I left her at home.

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AP sir, are you watching?

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Your officer is conducting
a surgical strike right before your eyes!

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We were talking yesterday,

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and he said to me,
"When <i>Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein</i> came out,

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we were in college."

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I said, "Same here."

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These days,
I'm meeting a lot of such people.

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Well, we're old now.

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Oh, just ask me!

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She's like my elder sister, baby.

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- Thank you, sir.
- Thanks so much.

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- Thank you.
- So nice to meet you. Thank you so much.

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Amrita, you play the role of
an Air Force Officer's wife.

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I've heard you're a writer
and a director too.

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And a writer-director's observations
are really amazing.

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What did you observe,
or what did you feel,

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is the difference between
a civilian's wife and an officer's wife?

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I think an officer's wife--

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Especially because
I spent time with Alka <i>ji</i>

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and asked her so many questions.

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I think they have
a different level of optimism.

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As civilians,
we complain about so many things.

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We make an issue
out of the smallest things.

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But these people, even after
such a supreme sacrifice,

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don't get jaded or bitter.

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It's very difficult to maintain
that resilience and optimism.

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To smile the next day and live life.

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That was the biggest lesson for me.

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That you continue to be optimistic

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even after this experience.

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Absolutely. If your life partner

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stands behind you like a strong pillar--

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Whenever our soldiers
go on such operations,

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we can't even begin to imagine, ma'am,

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what their wives must be going through.

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But we salute all of you.

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And from the bottom of our hearts,

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we wish you the very best.

24:50.120 --> 24:51.880
- Hi, Prajakta.
- Hello.

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Prajakta, I see you're quite
active on social media.

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You're a YouTuber too.

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So, when you were shooting there,
did you make any reels?

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No, actually--

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Whenever we shot
at the Air Force base,

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we had to hand in our phones
before entering.

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So, for the first time, all of us

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actually talked to each other.

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We read books
and ate meals together.

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The boys must've been thrilled!

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What do you think? Since you're
so active, I want to ask you something.

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You grew up in a time
when phones didn't exist.

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Was that era better, or is this one?

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Sir, this one is better for me.

25:27.680 --> 25:30.880
I want to show you
some of the talents our artists have.

25:30.960 --> 25:33.880
Few people know that Mihir
has a great talent for beatboxing.

25:33.960 --> 25:35.720
Mihir, for our real heroes today,

25:35.800 --> 25:37.040
let's put on a little entertainment.

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It'll be fun.

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Wonderful!

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Superb, bro!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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I want to introduce you
to Taaruk <i>sahab.</i>

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He's an amazing actor, composer,
and songwriter as well.

26:50.200 --> 26:52.320
He does so much.
And for some reason, you look like

26:52.400 --> 26:53.880
you'd be good at applying henna too.

26:57.800 --> 26:59.200
He's wearing a tie today.

26:59.280 --> 27:02.977
He looks like a bank guy who'd say,
"Sir, you can get a loan from us.

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At a very low interest rate."

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Taaruk, your name is so unique.
I've heard it for the first time.

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What does "Taaruk" mean?

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Well, it means a shining star.

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That you are, my bro.

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My mom gave me my name.
She's right there.

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Where?

27:21.000 --> 27:22.080
- All credit to her.
- Hello, ma'am.

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Congratulations,
your product is very talented.

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Many congratulations to you.

27:29.440 --> 27:31.520
I have a question for the guys.

27:31.600 --> 27:33.760
You were shooting at such a high altitude.

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I'm not talking about the soldiers.
They practically live there.

27:36.520 --> 27:37.760
You guys went there to shoot.

27:38.760 --> 27:41.040
So when you were all shooting up there,

27:42.320 --> 27:43.400
it must have been freezing.

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Did your passion keep you warm,

27:46.320 --> 27:48.840
or did you have to warm things up
with some ice?

27:51.320 --> 27:54.280
I think our passion was warm enough,

27:54.360 --> 27:56.120
but the people next to us…

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kept falling over.

27:58.680 --> 27:59.920
- How so?
- You know,

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in the mountains you're shooting
at altitudes of 16,000,

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17,000, or even 18,000 feet.

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It took us two to two-and-a-half hours
to drive to where our set was located.

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So the first incident was that--
I think Baldy was with me that day.

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- We were sitting in the vanity van…
- Yes.

28:17.560 --> 28:20.640
- when my senior makeup artist…
- Right.

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came in and said, "I've had enough!"

28:25.200 --> 28:27.560
He said,
"Enough with the respect. I'm leaving."

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Now you can imagine

28:31.480 --> 28:36.000
how exhausted that man must have been.

28:38.360 --> 28:41.200
He's been with me for 30 years,
since the movie <i>Maachis.</i>

28:41.280 --> 28:44.120
- I see.
- He said, "Enough with the respect.

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I'm leaving. Stop me if you can."

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- Right?
- Then?

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He left.

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Now you can imagine from this story

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how our soldiers

28:58.240 --> 29:00.640
guard our borders
day and night at such heights!

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It must be so hard for them.

29:07.160 --> 29:09.280
Abhay and Arnav, I want to ask you too.

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How was your experience
shooting with such a wonderful cast?

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Sir, what I saw while
shooting for the show,

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I'd never seen anything like it before.

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I didn't know
our country was so beautiful.

29:21.480 --> 29:24.560
- Oh, wow.
- First, I-- I saw snow for the first time.

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I also felt extreme heat
for the first time.

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We shot in Bikaner, Rajasthan.
It gets extremely hot there.

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- Right.
- We shot at an Air Force base.

29:30.840 --> 29:33.560
So, extreme heat and cold,
seeing snow fall,

29:33.640 --> 29:35.280
and seeing people fall…

29:35.360 --> 29:38.160
It was a very different experience.

29:38.240 --> 29:41.120
But when you're around people like them--

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You mentioned phones earlier, right?

29:42.680 --> 29:47.000
Because we didn't have our phones with us,
those memories still live with us.

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It was a golden time, I think.

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If we had our phones,
the journey wouldn't be as memorable.

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Absolutely. The process itself is fun.

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And then, you also feel sad
when it's a wrap, right?

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When you have to go back.

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Yes, sir. That world is so different.

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But all of us can proudly say that

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we were the last ones to sit in a MiG-21.

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Wow!

30:13.120 --> 30:18.520
<i>And I'm very proud to announce Netflix's</i>
<i>new documentary, </i>The Last Salute.

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<i>It's the Indian Air Force's farewell</i>
<i>to the MiG-21 fighter plane,</i>

30:22.200 --> 30:24.760
<i>which guarded our borders for 62 years.</i>

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What would you say, Arnav?

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This is my biggest project,
and I've learned so much from it.

30:34.760 --> 30:37.800
Everyone here taught me
so wholeheartedly.

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I mean, every question I had,
they answered.

30:42.200 --> 30:45.120
And I knew nothing about
Operation Safed Sagar,

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because I was born during the war.

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- Okay.
- I'm 27 now. It's been 27 years

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since Operation Safed Sagar.

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So through this show,
I learned a lot, sir.

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That's all I can say.

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One question,
on a very serious note.

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We all shave too.

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Did you use a sword or what?

31:04.240 --> 31:06.640
Your face is glowing so much!

31:06.720 --> 31:08.840
It looks like, after shaving,
you dunked your face in sand!

31:10.680 --> 31:12.320
You're glowing.
It's a compliment.

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Thank you, sir.

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<i>- Vande Mataram!</i>
<i>- Mataram!</i>

32:14.280 --> 32:16.360
- Victory to…
- Mother India!

32:16.440 --> 32:18.680
- Victory to…
- Mother India!

32:19.320 --> 32:21.200
You people must have recognized me.

32:22.920 --> 32:25.600
I'm my mother's lovely Pyara Singh.

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And this is his mother's…

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Jeeta.

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My son.

32:33.040 --> 32:34.080
I see.

32:34.160 --> 32:38.480
We extend our deepest respects
to all of you!

32:40.240 --> 32:42.760
Sir, why are you yelling so much?

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Because my voice needs to reach Lahore!

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- Reach where?
- Lahore!

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<i>Bhaisahab,</i> this isn't a war zone.
You can talk normally.

32:56.160 --> 32:58.440
So my voice doesn't need
to reach Lahore?

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No, no.

32:59.840 --> 33:01.800
You should've said so earlier.

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Well, never mind.

33:03.120 --> 33:05.960
I'll just say a simple "namaste"
to you-- No, no.

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They are from the Indian Air Force.

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A simple "namaste" won't do.

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I've got a special Air Force namaste.

33:14.199 --> 33:15.920
- Want to see it?
- Yes.

33:16.000 --> 33:16.923
Yes.

33:30.040 --> 33:31.000
Wow, Dad!

33:31.640 --> 33:32.480
Amazing.

33:34.320 --> 33:36.040
- Hey, Jeeta.
- Yes, Dad?

33:36.120 --> 33:37.560
What are we doing here?

33:37.640 --> 33:39.440
Look, the cast of <i>Operation Safed Sagar</i>

33:39.520 --> 33:42.400
is waiting for us so eagerly.

33:42.480 --> 33:45.440
They keep calling us.
Why aren't we going up on stage?

33:45.520 --> 33:48.080
But, Dad, they haven't
called us even once.

33:52.080 --> 33:54.880
- Son, we're fake.
- Fake…

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Nobody calls us.

33:58.160 --> 34:00.120
We have to force our way in!

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Hello.

34:11.040 --> 34:13.320
Get two more people,
and you've got a cricket team.

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Namaste.

34:19.160 --> 34:21.240
I said one "namaste."
Divide it among yourselves.

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Just to let you know,

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this is my son, Jeeta.

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Oh, I thought he was your diaper.

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I'll go over here.

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This is my son, Jeeta.

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And this is my dad.

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He already said you're his son.
So, obviously, he's your father.

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Not necessarily!

34:38.640 --> 34:41.200
- Why?
- He's also his mother's son.

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But his mother isn't his father.

34:45.280 --> 34:46.200
You're right.

34:46.880 --> 34:48.520
There's a technical difference.

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You won't get it.
I'll explain in your language.

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Okay.

34:52.400 --> 34:54.200
See, all the <i>kulchas…</i>

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- Yeah?
- are Amritsari.

34:56.120 --> 34:59.440
- Yeah.
- But not all Amritsaris are <i>kulchas!</i>

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Very good!

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Take yourself, for example.

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- Okay.
- You're Amritsari.

35:08.800 --> 35:10.640
- Right.
- But are you a <i>kulcha?</i>

35:11.480 --> 35:12.320
I'm not.

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- Son.
- Yes, Dad?

35:15.560 --> 35:16.520
What are you looking at?

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Go take blessings from the young ones.

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Young ones?
You touch elders' feet, <i>bhaisahab.</i>

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Everyone here is an elder.

35:24.160 --> 35:26.680
There are elders on this side
and elders on that side.

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Will he take 600 people's blessings?

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If my Jeeta bows that much,
he might not make it back up.

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- He might just check out!
- Check out!

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Son, do one thing.
Take Jimmy <i>ji's</i> blessings.

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But, Dad, he's older than me too.

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But why doesn't he look older?

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Sir, whenever we meet you,
you look younger

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and younger,

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and younger, and younger, and younger.

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It's like he sheds a layer of skin
every morning.

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Dia <i>ji.</i>

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Please don't.

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Dia <i>ji,</i> when I look into your eyes,
why does it feel like

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no one is talking to you?

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I'll talk to you.

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I've already talked to her, and I'll keep
talking to her. You can talk to Taaruk.

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Prajakta <i>ji…</i>

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I'll talk to you.

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I've already talked to her as well,
and I'll keep talking.

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You talk to Taaruk.

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Amrita<i> ji…</i>

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I'll talk to you.

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She's sitting beside me, so I'll talk
to her. You just talk to Taaruk.

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Taaruk after Taaruk! Taaruk after Taaruk!
Taaruk after Taaruk!

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Lovely!

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All I ever get is Taaruk!

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I never get Prajakta, Dia, or Amrita!

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Look, Taaruk<i> ji,</i>
I have no problem with you.

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You're a good person.

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But you just interrupted my dialogue.

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That's why I roasted you.

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- My apologies.
- "So I roasted you!"

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Dad, I saw Abhay <i>ji</i>
in the movie <i>Munjya.</i>

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Get me a photo with him.

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Son, is that it?

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Mihir <i>ji,</i> come here.
Take a photo with him.

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Dad, I said Abhay, not Mihir.

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If you ask for milk, you'll get <i>kheer.</i>

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If you ask for Abhay, you'll get Mihir.

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Wow!

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- Lovely!
- Nice one!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Anyway, Abhay <i>ji,</i> Mihir <i>ji,</i> I apologize.

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I like you both a lot.

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But you interrupted my dialogue.

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That is why I…

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- Roasted you!
- Roasted you!

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Anyway…

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Are you done talking?

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I've talked to everyone.

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Take a six-month break,
and this is what happens!

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Yeah, Kiks!

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You get out of practice!

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Anyway, should we discuss
why we're really here?

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Yes, Dad.

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Dear Indian Air Force!

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We have a request for you.

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This is my son.

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He's been crying every day for a month.

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- He says he wants to fly an airplane.
- Oh.

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Please take him into the Air Force.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Why not just make him
a Squadron Leader?

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Yeah, Dad, that'd be fantastic!

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"That'd be fantastic!"

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He's clearly being sarcastic,
and you're falling for it?

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You were in the Army, right?
Why not have him enlist?

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- In the Army?
- Yeah.

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I used to get tired in the Army.

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You have to walk a lot there.

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My feet used to hurt from walking so much.

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Oh God!

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And look at my son here.

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His feet are really small.

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That's why I want you all
to take him into the Air Force.

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It doesn't work like that.

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It takes rigorous training to get in.

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You think I haven't trained him?

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Want to see his training?

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I trained him myself.

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Son, imagine this.

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An enemy aircraft
is coming straight at you.

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Now tell me, what will you do?

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Dad, I'll make their aircraft fly.

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What nonsense are you talking about?

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You'd abandon your own country's aircraft
and fly the enemy's aircraft?

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Dad, I meant I'll make their aircraft
fly with a missile!

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Oh! My bad.

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I don't really get Gen Z talk these days.

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- Now answer this.
- Yes, Dad?

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Four enemy aircraft
are coming toward you.

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What will you do now?

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Dad, I'll wait for three more
aircraft to come.

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So that four and three make seven.

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And when there are seven, you will say,

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"I will kill all seven together,
in one go!"

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Yes, Jeeta!

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This is my son!

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Did you see the level of training
I gave him?

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Well, that's nothing.

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I also taught my son
judo and karate.

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- Really?
- You'll be happy to know.

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No, no. Why would we be happy?

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Do you want to see my son's
judo and karate training?

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Yes!

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Okay, son, imagine this.

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Your mother and I are standing here,
and enemies suddenly attack us.

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What will you do?

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But Mom isn't here, Dad.
You're here alone.

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I am alone indeed.

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Let's do this.

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Dia <i>ji…</i>

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- Yes?
- I have a small request.

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Could you be my Sakina for a few moments?

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Just for a demo.

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Sure.

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Look at Kiku.

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- Let's move on.
- Go ahead.

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- Son, as you can see…
- Yes, Dad.

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your mother and I…

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are standing here, and the enemy

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has suddenly attacked us.

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Now show them your judo-karate!

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Okay, Dad.

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Dad.

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How many enemies are there?

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There are 30, son.
Show your judo-karate!

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Now he'll show you.
Watch, everyone.

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Dad, what do they have in their hands?

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They're enemies! They brought guns!

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Now show them your judo-karate!

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Look at him.

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- Dad.
- Yeah?

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What kind of guns do they have?
AK-47s, pistols, or rifles?

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Which do you like?

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AK-47.

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Okay, son, imagine they brought AK-47s.

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There are 30 of them,
and we're completely surrounded.

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We're trapped!
They're gonna attack!

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Now show your judo-karate!

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- Dad
- What is it now?!

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I forgot to take your blessing.

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Yes, my son, here you go!
Take my blessing!

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Now show your judo-karate.

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- Dad… Mom's blessing.
- Yeah, take your mom's blessing too.

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Got your mom's blessing?
Now please show your judo-karate!

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Show it.

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Dad, Jimmy <i>ji's</i> blessing.

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I apologize.
My son doesn't know judo-karate.

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AP <i>ji…</i>

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if my son ever comes to you

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asking for a job,

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take his form and tear it up like this.

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Then tear it into even smaller pieces

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and throw them in his face!

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- Now, I'll show you judo and karate!
- No, Dad!

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- Give me one chance.
- Come on!

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- Just one last chance!
- I'll deal with you! Move it!

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Dad!

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A gentleman was supposed to join us.

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Since we're in Delhi,
let's call him over.

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He lives here. Diamond Raja <i>sahab.</i>

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Diamond <i>bhaiya,</i> you got a call.

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Oh, man.

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He's gonna ask for his money back again.

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- Hello?
- Hello.

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Hello, Diamond Raja <i>sahab.</i>
How are you?

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- I'm in Bahrain.
- What are you doing there?

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You're off for six months.
I can't just sit idle.

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I have shows here day and night.

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Really? We're in Delhi for a show,
so I called you.

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- Hello?
- We're in Delhi right now.

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Where's the show?

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Delhi, Air Force Auditorium.

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I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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From Bahrain.

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- But you were in Bahrain.
- Hello?

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I'll be there in 15.

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From Bahrain in 15 minutes?

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- Hello?
<i>- Hello?</i>

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- Can you hear me?
- Yes.

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- I'll be there in 15 minutes.
- Okay.

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<i>I'll be there in ten.</i>

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- How will you get here in ten?
<i>- Just hang up, man!</i>

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<i>- Hello.</i>
- Yes?

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<i>- We're bringing a parade, okay?</i>
- Alright.

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<i>Our orchestra parade.</i>

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Okay, got it.

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Can I go there and mingle with everyone?

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Please give me a mic too.

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I'd like to ask the Air Chief Marshal
something. Sir.

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Permission granted.

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May I, sir?

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Yes, from a little distance.

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Sir, at your command,

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fighter jets take off.

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When you have to fly somewhere,

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do you fly on your own, or…

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You know what I mean.

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We can meet alone this evening
and talk about it.

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I had one more question, sir.
I was watching your interview.

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I found out that--
Well, I learned something important.

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Before any operation,

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you come up with a strategy
and plan everything.

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But for Operation Wedding,

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you met ma'am directly
on the day of the engagement.

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Is that true, sir?

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- Yes.
- Yes.

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You met each other for the first time
on the engagement day.

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Yes.

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And you hadn't even
spoken to each other before that.

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- I hadn't even seen a photo.
- You hadn't?

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- Wow! Really?
- Wow!

46:27.320 --> 46:30.040
I think that's why they say
matches are made in heaven.

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You guys are a lovely couple.

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While you lead our soldiers here,
under your leadership,

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ma'am is doing such beautiful work
running the Umeed School.

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Ma'am, that was the best moment.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

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There was nothing but love there.

46:59.080 --> 47:00.560
- Hi.
- Hi.

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See, we got so many cards!

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My reward!

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- Namaste. How are you?
- Namaste. I'm good.

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I haven't seen this machine in ages.

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We used to see it in Amritsar as kids.

47:19.280 --> 47:22.200
The thread rolls there first,
then it comes here.

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Kapil sir, Mom is your friend.

47:26.200 --> 47:27.640
- Mom is your friend.
- How will Ankit go?

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- He says his mom is your friend.
- How will Ankit go?

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- Oh? Thank you!
- Yes.

47:30.320 --> 47:32.000
- Tell your mom I said hi.
- Okay.

47:32.080 --> 47:33.120
You made this really well.

47:37.000 --> 47:39.200
This is the warp, this is the weft.

47:39.280 --> 47:41.200
Today I understood what
warp and weft are.

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Is this for me? Oh, thank you!

47:44.640 --> 47:46.360
- Amazing!
- Oh, nice!

47:46.440 --> 47:48.080
I will wear this for my show at night.

47:48.160 --> 47:49.720
Thank you so much.
It's so beautiful.

47:51.960 --> 47:54.080
So you dye it to make the design?

47:54.160 --> 47:55.360
Lemongrass.

47:55.440 --> 47:57.000
- Lemongrass.
- Lemongrass.

47:57.080 --> 47:58.440
And what are these? Sweets?

47:58.520 --> 47:59.920
- No, these are candles.
- Oh, I see!

48:00.000 --> 48:01.800
- It's wax!
- I was about to eat it.

48:08.600 --> 48:10.640
How are you?
Do you speak Punjabi?

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A little bit?

48:12.120 --> 48:13.480
- This is for me.
- Oh, an apron!

48:13.560 --> 48:16.400
- Apron.
- How do you know Kiku cooks at home?

48:16.480 --> 48:18.360
We've seen him.

48:32.120 --> 48:33.480
Sir, you're a rockstar!

48:33.560 --> 48:34.880
Thank you, kids!

48:34.960 --> 48:36.120
You all are rockstars!

48:50.000 --> 48:51.960
<i>You are doing such great work.</i>

48:52.040 --> 48:53.840
Congratulations to you.

48:53.920 --> 48:56.520
Adil sir is here with us. Adil sir!

48:56.600 --> 48:58.920
Adil sir is an amazing actor
in our industry.

48:59.000 --> 49:01.400
- Adil sir, you were smiling gently.
- Yeah.

49:01.480 --> 49:04.960
- You also played a part in this series.
- Yes.

49:05.040 --> 49:06.120
How was your experience, sir?

49:06.200 --> 49:10.320
The role I played is of Air Marshal,
Western Air Command, Vinod Patney <i>ji.</i>

49:10.880 --> 49:13.240
- Okay.
- This is the person

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whose shoes and uniform

49:17.520 --> 49:21.360
- I was told to wear for the role.
- Yes.

49:21.440 --> 49:25.731
And the day I met him on a video call,
he looked at me and said,

49:26.006 --> 49:27.560
"You don't look anything like me!"

49:28.680 --> 49:33.040
So, I told him, "Sir, I'll try to…"

49:33.120 --> 49:34.680
He said, "I don't have a mustache!"

49:34.760 --> 49:36.880
I had a mustache at the time.

49:36.960 --> 49:39.560
- Okay.
- So I said, "This is for another role.

49:39.640 --> 49:42.720
- I'll shave it off for you."
- Okay.

49:42.800 --> 49:44.560
"Yeah, yeah! Sure, sure, sure!"

49:44.640 --> 49:45.800
Okay. And that was it.

49:45.880 --> 49:48.400
After that, I asked the director

49:48.480 --> 49:51.200
if I'd be able to pull it off,
if he'd be happy,

49:51.280 --> 49:52.960
or if he'd get angry.

49:53.040 --> 49:55.000
But I'm so proud, honored,

49:55.080 --> 49:58.200
and privileged to have gotten
to play this role.

49:58.367 --> 50:01.480
Just like all of them.
They're fantastic.

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- So, I'm very happy. Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you, Adil sir.

50:04.160 --> 50:05.800
I've been wanting to ask everyone.

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How many men here
aren't scared of their wives?

50:09.080 --> 50:10.560
You can raise your hands.

50:10.640 --> 50:12.120
Those who aren't scared.

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Think twice before you raise your hand.

50:14.200 --> 50:16.160
Even your chief
hasn't raised his hand yet.

50:18.960 --> 50:21.120
Sir, our soldiers are very brave.

50:21.200 --> 50:23.280
This gentleman is saying
he's not scared of his wife.

50:23.360 --> 50:24.560
Is your wife with you?

50:24.640 --> 50:26.000
Hello, ma'am. Namaste.

50:26.080 --> 50:29.040
Sir, I love my wife very much,

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- so I don't need to be scared.
- You just said you weren't scared.

50:31.640 --> 50:33.880
I'm not scared, sir,
because I love her.

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This is called Operation Cover.

50:36.160 --> 50:37.000
You're covering it up!

50:38.760 --> 50:41.200
- Sir, I'd like to sing a song.
- Who do you want to sing for?

50:41.280 --> 50:43.280
For everyone, sir. For the country.

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Yes, please, sir. Please.

51:53.840 --> 51:54.680
Wow!

52:09.800 --> 52:10.920
Very nice!

52:11.000 --> 52:11.920
Thank you.<i> Jai Hind.</i>

52:12.000 --> 52:15.120
- Very nice, sir! Amazing!
- Thank you, sir.

52:15.200 --> 52:18.120
- I'm a big fan of yours. And my wife…
- Thank you, thank you so much.

52:18.200 --> 52:20.160
- Thank you. Please have a seat, ma'am.
- No, no…

52:20.240 --> 52:21.640
- Please sit.
- Ever since we got married, sir,

52:21.720 --> 52:23.120
we've both been watching you.

52:23.200 --> 52:25.040
You got married and kept watching me?

52:26.640 --> 52:29.280
- Do you have kids at home?
- Yes, we do, sir.

52:29.360 --> 52:30.640
But you said you were watching me.

52:30.720 --> 52:33.920
No, we were watching you,
but only after getting married, sir.

52:34.000 --> 52:35.800
- Let me tell you something, sir.
- Yes.

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Just as the world watches you,

52:37.600 --> 52:39.680
people in our area call him Kapil Sharma.

52:39.760 --> 52:41.160
- Really?
- And it's all because of you.

52:41.240 --> 52:42.758
They call him by your name.

52:42.858 --> 52:44.040
Ginni, are you listening?

52:45.320 --> 52:48.360
Like, making someone cry is easy, right?

52:48.440 --> 52:51.040
And talking or doing anything else
is very easy.

52:51.120 --> 52:54.560
But bringing a smile to someone's face,

52:54.640 --> 52:58.920
making them forget their worries
and laugh,

52:59.000 --> 53:00.520
even for ten or fifteen minutes--

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- You're honestly doing a really great job!
- Thank you, thank you so much.

53:05.920 --> 53:09.520
- Sir, you didn't tell us your name.
- Sir, my name is Jaswant Singh Yadav.

53:09.600 --> 53:10.880
- Jaswant Singh<i> ji.</i>
- I'm from Jhajjar, Haryana.

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- It was really nice meeting you.
- Thank you, sir.

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You sing beautifully.

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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

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Does anyone else have something to say?

53:20.480 --> 53:22.040
You want to say something, ma'am?

53:22.120 --> 53:23.080
Is there anything left?

53:23.720 --> 53:25.080
No, no, please. Go ahead.

53:25.160 --> 53:26.440
Hello, sir. I'm Surbhi.

53:26.520 --> 53:27.480
Hi, Surbhi.

53:28.800 --> 53:30.080
Yes, Surbhi.

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So, sir, first of all, thank you so much

53:32.240 --> 53:34.880
- for organizing this show.
- It's an honor for us, ma'am.

53:34.960 --> 53:38.000
Sir, there's not a single episode
I haven't seen. And…

53:38.080 --> 53:39.720
We made them all for people to watch.

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Go ahead.

53:40.920 --> 53:44.480
Also, thank you to
the <i>Operation Safed Sagar</i> team.

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You made a great show.

53:46.529 --> 53:48.360
I almost binge-watched it.

53:48.440 --> 53:49.440
So, good job.

53:50.080 --> 53:52.960
And I also want to give a special thanks

53:53.040 --> 53:55.200
to Jimmy sir and Dia ma'am.

53:55.280 --> 53:59.240
When you were just starting out
in the industry, we were in school.

54:00.080 --> 54:01.600
You looked the same then.

54:02.200 --> 54:04.400
And now my--

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I mean, I'm not married,

54:05.880 --> 54:09.560
but my niece is here, who goes to school.
And you still look the same.

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I thought she was going to say, "I didn't
get married, but my husband did."

54:13.080 --> 54:15.680
Okay. Well, yeah, that's true.

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Thank you so much, sir.
Big fan.

54:18.045 --> 54:21.000
You just wanted to talk to Jimmy sir.
The rest was an excuse.

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- But thank you so much, ma'am.
- True. Thank you, sir.

54:25.160 --> 54:26.880
Thank you all very much.

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Give yourselves a huge round of applause.

54:29.280 --> 54:31.720
- You wanted to say something, sir?
- Yes, sir.

54:33.320 --> 54:35.400
Thank you very much, Kapil.

54:35.480 --> 54:38.160
- We've always watched you.
- Thank you.

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I'm so proud to be here.

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I'm not from the Air Force.

54:43.560 --> 54:44.840
I'm a civilian.

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I'm Ajay Ahuja's uncle.

54:47.680 --> 54:48.680
Oh, wow.

54:52.360 --> 54:54.840
And Alka is my daughter.

54:56.560 --> 54:59.240
I am so thankful to all of you.

54:59.880 --> 55:00.960
Siddharth…

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the moment I saw the teaser,

55:04.720 --> 55:07.760
at first glance, I thought,
"Where did Ajay come from?"

55:08.520 --> 55:09.720
Amazing.

55:09.800 --> 55:12.080
So, I…

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I am honored.

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I'm thankful to all the bosses
of the Indian Air Force.

55:19.640 --> 55:21.560
Today, Kapil's show

55:22.120 --> 55:23.680
and Netflix

55:24.360 --> 55:26.840
have immortalized my Ajay.

55:29.600 --> 55:31.640
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, thank you, sir.

55:31.720 --> 55:33.880
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Please sit.

55:36.000 --> 55:37.160
Sir, we love you.

55:40.720 --> 55:42.400
- And you, sir?
- Yes.

55:42.920 --> 55:44.400
You're smiling a lot today.

55:45.160 --> 55:46.640
Sitting in the front row.

55:47.240 --> 55:48.640
Hello, ma'am.

55:48.720 --> 55:50.080
He's very sweet, isn't he?

55:50.600 --> 55:51.560
Sir.

55:52.640 --> 55:53.880
- Firstly…
- I don't know why, but I feel

55:53.960 --> 55:55.400
you want to say something.

55:55.480 --> 55:58.080
- There's something…
- No. Actually, when you were walking down…

55:58.160 --> 55:59.000
Yes, sir.

55:59.080 --> 56:02.280
I watch all of your shows.

56:02.360 --> 56:03.880
- Oh, thank you.
- And I was just watching

56:03.960 --> 56:06.920
to see what's so special about this guy

56:07.000 --> 56:08.840
who walks down so slowly,

56:08.920 --> 56:12.440
and in a split second,
thinks of such devilish questions.

56:16.920 --> 56:20.640
- But can I ask a personal question?
- Yes, sir.

56:20.720 --> 56:23.747
- Before marriage, after marriage…
- Yes, sir.

56:23.840 --> 56:29.800
Did you develop this particular quality
later in life?

56:29.880 --> 56:31.880
Does your wife contribute to it, or…

56:36.840 --> 56:38.240
- It's nothing.
- By quality…

56:38.320 --> 56:39.640
I understand completely.

56:39.720 --> 56:41.440
- Do you mean…
- My wife is here too.

56:41.520 --> 56:44.160
- I get it.
- Sir, it's all because of her.

56:44.240 --> 56:46.080
Absolutely. All because of her.

56:46.160 --> 56:47.800
Well, that was a close one!

56:49.480 --> 56:50.560
Yes, sir.

56:50.640 --> 56:53.720
Sir, I would like to thank you
for two things.

56:53.800 --> 56:54.760
- Yes, sir.
- One is that

56:54.840 --> 56:57.200
- you mentioned the uniform.
- Yes.

56:57.280 --> 56:59.240
And as you mentioned earlier,

56:59.320 --> 57:01.080
the Air Force goes where no one else can.

57:01.160 --> 57:02.240
Yes.

57:02.320 --> 57:04.880
So, I just want to tell you one thing.

57:04.960 --> 57:07.240
- When we wear the uniform…
- Yes.

57:07.320 --> 57:11.600
we get immense respect and honor
in our country and society.

57:11.680 --> 57:13.680
- Yes.
- And because of that, our commitment,

57:14.800 --> 57:16.400
our responsibility,

57:16.480 --> 57:19.640
and our passion to live
and die for our country

57:19.720 --> 57:21.600
- becomes even stronger.
- Amazing!

57:22.080 --> 57:24.600
Right, sir.
Because the Air Force is not only a job,

57:24.680 --> 57:26.080
it's a way of life.

57:26.160 --> 57:28.240
And we are really honored,

57:28.320 --> 57:30.160
and blessed, and obliged, sir.

57:30.240 --> 57:33.360
We are so proud that we are
part of this esteemed organization.

57:33.440 --> 57:34.280
Thank you so much.

57:34.360 --> 57:35.600
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, sir.

57:35.662 --> 57:36.960
Thank you so much.

57:41.360 --> 57:42.720
<i>Friends!</i>

57:42.800 --> 57:47.880
<i>Delhi Jamnapaar's number 12 orchestra,</i>
<i>Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra,</i>

57:47.960 --> 57:51.600
<i>for the Indian Air Force</i>
<i>and team Safed Sagar,</i>

57:51.680 --> 57:54.480
<i>presents the parade march.</i>

58:22.280 --> 58:23.179
Too good!

58:27.440 --> 58:28.800
Hey, let's go!

58:30.455 --> 58:31.708
Let's go!

59:35.760 --> 59:38.080
Did you come looking for a Diwali handout?

59:39.440 --> 59:40.720
Salute!

59:42.920 --> 59:43.920
Look fearless.

59:50.760 --> 59:52.558
Move! Move!

01:00:04.880 --> 01:00:06.560
What are you saying, Raja <i>sahab?</i>

01:00:06.640 --> 01:00:07.800
I don't understand.

01:00:11.720 --> 01:00:13.320
I still don't understand.

01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:15.440
Does anyone ever understand
the commands during a parade?

01:00:15.534 --> 01:00:16.765
Oh, yes!

01:00:21.200 --> 01:00:22.360
Hello, everyone.

01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:24.680
This is Diamond Raja,

01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:27.200
proprietor of Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra.

01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:31.280
Sir, even though we are an orchestra,
our working style

01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:33.551
- is just like the military.
- Oh, really?

01:00:33.651 --> 01:00:38.280
For example, let me introduce you
to our flying officer.

01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:40.480
- Flying officer? How?
- Yes.

01:00:40.560 --> 01:00:44.080
At weddings, he flies up
and catches the money being tossed around.

01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:49.720
This is our "lefty-tent."

01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:50.640
What?

01:00:50.720 --> 01:00:52.000
What is a "lefty-tent"?

01:00:52.080 --> 01:00:53.760
He pitches a tent with his left hand.

01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:58.080
And here is our intelligence head.

01:00:58.160 --> 01:00:59.280
Oh, really?

01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:01.640
He gathers intel on where the food is.

01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:07.520
And this is none other than
our Naan Marshal.

01:01:09.080 --> 01:01:12.200
People wait for naan at the tandoor,
and he has a special talent.

01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:14.520
- Yeah?
- You know the window under the tandoor?

01:01:15.040 --> 01:01:17.040
He goes down there
and pulls the naan out.

01:01:17.720 --> 01:01:19.560
And it's very useful, you see.

01:01:20.240 --> 01:01:23.680
His hand burns a little,
but he gets piping-hot naan.

01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:32.880
Yes, friends!

01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:34.000
Eyes like an eagle,

01:01:34.600 --> 01:01:36.800
speed like a million horses!

01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:39.160
No one can beat the Indian Air Force!

01:01:42.360 --> 01:01:44.480
You see, I have so much respect

01:01:44.560 --> 01:01:47.320
for the Indian Air Force
that the roof of my house

01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:49.760
only goes up to the first floor.

01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:51.160
To let planes fly over.

01:01:52.600 --> 01:01:54.480
No, your problem is that
you live in a rented house.

01:01:56.493 --> 01:01:59.680
Kapil <i>ji,</i> who is anything
but a tenant in this city?

01:01:59.760 --> 01:02:01.880
- And then?
- What do you mean?

01:02:01.960 --> 01:02:04.139
- Finish the couplet.
- It's not a couplet. Just a statement.

01:02:04.333 --> 01:02:05.320
- Yeah.
- I see.

01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.440
I just said it like a couplet.

01:02:07.520 --> 01:02:08.600
Though earlier…

01:02:08.680 --> 01:02:09.800
you absolutely…

01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:13.320
nailed it, Kapil<i> ji.</i>

01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:14.720
I dabble in couplets too.

01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:16.320
- Really?
- It's one of my businesses.

01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:17.880
My couplets are a hit.

01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:19.040
Where is it a hit?

01:02:19.120 --> 01:02:23.440
You see, our oranges went from
Delhi's Azadpur Market to Kerala.

01:02:24.200 --> 01:02:26.920
And my couplet came back with bananas.

01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.160
No, you-- I'm all confused.

01:02:29.240 --> 01:02:31.200
You've got trucks
carrying couplets around?

01:02:32.080 --> 01:02:35.960
Right. I write couplets on trucks.
That's how they travel.

01:02:36.040 --> 01:02:37.760
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:39.280
Now I want to upgrade it.

01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:41.600
Jimmy <i>ji,</i> I want to take
the couplets up a notch.

01:02:41.680 --> 01:02:43.760
And I want the flying jets,

01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:45.520
well, any jet of the Indian Air Force,

01:02:45.600 --> 01:02:47.520
- to carry my couplets.
- Okay.

01:02:47.600 --> 01:02:50.320
Yeah, it'd be great to have
my couplets there.

01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.840
Enemies will say,
"If his couplet is this powerful,

01:02:52.920 --> 01:02:54.200
imagine how tough he must be!"

01:02:55.920 --> 01:02:58.680
Like it'll say, "Your eyes are there,
but the missile's here!"

01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:00.720
- You see?
- Amazing!

01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:05.080
Or like, "Two plus two, that makes four.
Get lost, or I'll make you soar!"

01:03:06.160 --> 01:03:07.240
Wow!

01:03:07.320 --> 01:03:08.360
These should be written.

01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:10.800
Wow! Dia <i>ji </i>is laughing at you.

01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:12.694
She must be thinking,
"What a lousy couplet!"

01:03:12.794 --> 01:03:13.960
Dia <i>ji…</i>

01:03:14.560 --> 01:03:15.880
<i>Nikalna Hai Terre Dil Se.</i>

01:03:16.560 --> 01:03:17.760
<i>Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein.</i>

01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:19.320
That's the name of her movie!
What are you saying?

01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.080
No, I must get out of her heart.

01:03:21.160 --> 01:03:22.200
What do you mean?

01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:26.200
Because, sorry, but my girlfriend
is insecure about you.

01:03:26.280 --> 01:03:28.248
- Oh, gosh.
- Why?

01:03:28.317 --> 01:03:31.200
I say your name a lot every day.
She doesn't like it.

01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:34.360
For example, the other day,
I went to a grocery store.

01:03:35.880 --> 01:03:39.480
I asked the grocer,
<i>"Bhaiya, yeh phenyl kitne ka dia?"</i>

01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:42.800
- "Dia."
- "Washing powder<i> kitne ka dia?"</i>

01:03:45.520 --> 01:03:47.000
<i>"Yeh </i>razor <i>kitne ka dia?"</i>

01:03:49.120 --> 01:03:50.840
So, my girlfriend got insecure.

01:03:50.920 --> 01:03:54.280
That's nothing. The other day,
I went to the market with her.

01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:58.360
She said, "You have started
using her full name now!"

01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:00.800
- Meaning?
- She said I asked the vegetable vendor,

01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:02.160
<i>"Kitne ka dia mircha?"</i>

01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:05.400
<i>- Mircha!</i>
- That's not what her name means.

01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:07.480
Her name "Dia" means a lamp.

01:04:07.560 --> 01:04:10.200
- Oh, a lamp.
- A lamp. Yes.

01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:12.680
Then why wasn't she named "Roshni"?

01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:14.600
Sorry, I'm not saying your name.

01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:16.000
I mean the other <i>"dia."</i>

01:04:16.080 --> 01:04:19.280
This confusion will keep happening.
So please, just…

01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:20.200
Jimmy<i> ji.</i>

01:04:21.160 --> 01:04:22.040
You look great.

01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:25.440
You're so selective with your subjects.

01:04:25.520 --> 01:04:27.000
Where did you start?

01:04:27.760 --> 01:04:29.600
We all know he started with <i>Maachis.</i>

01:04:29.680 --> 01:04:32.000
I started with a <i>maachis </i>too.

01:04:32.080 --> 01:04:33.400
Then I switched to a lighter.

01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:34.640
- No.
- Everyone starts with a<i> maachis.</i>

01:04:34.720 --> 01:04:35.800
What's wrong with that?

01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:38.440
- I meant his first film.
<i>- Maachis</i> is the title of his first film.

01:04:38.520 --> 01:04:42.120
Oh! Man, what did I just say?

01:04:42.200 --> 01:04:45.600
No. I'm not taking your name.
I didn't mean that.

01:04:46.560 --> 01:04:49.000
It's <i>"dia" </i>as in the word,
not your name.

01:04:49.080 --> 01:04:49.920
Man, this…

01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:51.960
I'll have to explain--

01:04:52.040 --> 01:04:54.800
Let's do one thing to avoid the confusion.

01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:56.880
Let's make a rule for the show.

01:04:56.960 --> 01:05:00.040
When I say your name, Dia,
my hands will be like this.

01:05:00.120 --> 01:05:01.960
- Okay.
- Got it?

01:05:02.040 --> 01:05:03.840
And when it's not your name

01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:06.080
and I mean the word<i> "dia,"</i>
I'll point my finger like this.

01:05:06.160 --> 01:05:07.520
Okay.

01:05:07.600 --> 01:05:09.480
Don't look at my face. Just look here.

01:05:09.560 --> 01:05:10.400
Okay.

01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:13.400
For example-- Let me explain.
Imagine this.

01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:16.200
You gave me water.

01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:17.840
Don't look at my face, look here.

01:05:20.680 --> 01:05:22.800
You gave me water,
but it was not for me.

01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:26.160
Dia gave me the water for someone else.

01:05:27.520 --> 01:05:30.360
- Okay.
- I took the water you gave me for them

01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:32.120
and gave it to them.

01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:35.480
- Got it?
- Who let you in here?

01:05:37.080 --> 01:05:38.520
- No, say it with the gesture.
- Okay.

01:05:40.040 --> 01:05:43.200
The person I gave the water to
had a diya in his hands.

01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:44.480
Did you take your meds today?

01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:48.918
I think we should just move on.

01:05:49.035 --> 01:05:49.875
Alright.

01:05:49.975 --> 01:05:54.200
You know, I had one minor flaw.
I couldn't join the Indian Air Force.

01:05:54.280 --> 01:05:56.080
I'm actually afraid of heights.

01:05:57.160 --> 01:05:58.480
So you can't fly in a plane?

01:05:58.560 --> 01:06:00.360
A plane? A plane is a huge deal.

01:06:01.240 --> 01:06:02.800
I can't even look down when I'm standing.

01:06:05.560 --> 01:06:08.320
Even the toilet at our house
is a squat toilet.

01:06:09.080 --> 01:06:11.920
Because when I sit on a Western toilet
and look down, I get scared.

01:06:14.720 --> 01:06:15.680
Hello?

01:06:15.760 --> 01:06:17.080
Sir?

01:06:17.160 --> 01:06:18.200
Are you going to the bathroom?

01:06:18.720 --> 01:06:19.560
Sit down here.

01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:21.320
Sit.

01:06:21.960 --> 01:06:23.080
It'll just take two minutes.

01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:30.440
If you need to go,
sit tight like this, sir.

01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:33.120
Try it.

01:06:35.520 --> 01:06:38.840
When you're in the driving seat
of an airplane,

01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:40.200
nobody goes to the bathroom then, right?

01:06:41.080 --> 01:06:43.960
- Sit down. It's fine, it's fine.
- Getting a call.

01:06:51.040 --> 01:06:52.080
Okay.

01:06:52.600 --> 01:06:55.080
Anyway, despite my fear of heights,

01:06:55.160 --> 01:06:57.960
my respect for the Indian Air Force

01:06:58.040 --> 01:06:59.680
is sky-high, friends!

01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:04.880
And today, we have the team
of <i>Operation Safed Sagar</i> here.

01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:07.840
Also, Jamnapaar's
Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra is here.

01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:09.120
And now, a special presentation from them.

01:07:09.200 --> 01:07:12.120
A song dedicated to you
and the Indian Air Force.

01:07:12.200 --> 01:07:15.560
That's right, friends.
One, two… one, two, three, four!

01:07:27.040 --> 01:07:29.320
<i>Coming up, up for you</i>

01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.120
<i>Getting up, up for you</i>

01:07:33.200 --> 01:07:35.320
<i>The clouds down below</i>

01:07:35.400 --> 01:07:36.520
<i>Sometimes it'll go like this</i>

01:07:37.040 --> 01:07:38.440
<i>Sometimes it'll go like that</i>

01:07:39.200 --> 01:07:40.560
<i>Sometimes from high altitude</i>

01:07:41.640 --> 01:07:43.600
<i>It'll wreak havoc on the enemy</i>

01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.440
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:07:47.520 --> 01:07:49.320
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:51.480
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:07:51.560 --> 01:07:53.680
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:13.400
<i>My attitude will be hotter</i>
<i>Than the jet engine</i>

01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:15.480
<i>The enemy's zip code</i>

01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:17.320
<i>Will taste like gunpowder</i>

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<i>He'll make two plus two four</i>

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<i>He'll make the enemy soar</i>

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<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:25.000 --> 01:08:26.800
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:26.880 --> 01:08:28.960
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:29.040 --> 01:08:31.960
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

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<i>When the enemy thinks</i>

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<i>He's already gone</i>

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<i>He'll turn back around</i>

01:08:42.800 --> 01:08:45.000
<i>He'll hit the target</i>

01:08:45.080 --> 01:08:46.600
<i>He'll claim the victory</i>

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<i>And tear the enemy apart</i>

01:08:50.440 --> 01:08:51.920
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:52.000 --> 01:08:53.760
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.200
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:56.280 --> 01:08:58.040
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:58.120 --> 01:08:59.520
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:03.080
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:09:03.160 --> 01:09:04.440
<i>The jet…</i>

01:09:07.200 --> 01:09:10.160
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

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Wait a minute.

01:09:13.120 --> 01:09:14.440
Too good!

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How will you fly it, bro?

01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:17.040
You're scared of heights.

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I'll have a couple of drinks, then fly it.

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<i>Your bro will fly the jet!</i>

01:09:31.480 --> 01:09:33.520
<i>Nobody will be able to stop him</i>

01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:35.040
<i>Your bro will fly the jet</i>

01:09:39.040 --> 01:09:40.440
Yes, friends!

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By Chak Chak Dhoom Orchestra,
"Your Bro Will Fly the Jet."

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Yeah, guys. Thank you.

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Thank you!

01:09:47.040 --> 01:09:48.600
Siddharth <i>bhai!</i>

01:09:55.360 --> 01:09:57.320
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, guys.

01:09:57.400 --> 01:09:59.880
Usually, <i>paaji,</i>
what we do on our show is

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ask the audience to give our guests

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a huge round of applause.

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Today, I'd like to ask our guests
to stand up and applaud our real heroes.

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And with that…

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we thank the entire team
of <i>Operation Safed Sagar.</i>

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We'd also like to thank
the Indian Air Force

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and the Directorate of Operations, MPR,
Media and Public Relations.

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Once again, I wish you all
a very happy August 15th.

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See you soon on
<i>The Great Indian Kapil Show, </i>Season 5,

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only on Netflix.

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Opportunities like this don't come often.

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I feel like we should have some
singing and dancing, if you'll allow it.

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Shall we?

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Thank you very much.
Thank you for your love.

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Thank you.

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Good night.
Take care, and stay happy.

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Stay blessed.
