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Wow!
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Good evening, and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you so much! Please sit.
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Love you!
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Who said that?
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God bless you.
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Sidhu paaji, these days everyone
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has a YouTube channel.
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You both know that.
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Even if someone is on a Netflix show
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streaming in 192 countries,
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they still start their
own YouTube channel.
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That's me.
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If there are four people
living in a house,
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the mother has her own channel,
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the father has one,
and the kids have their own.
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Now I'm talking about you.
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What I mean is…
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If you see, everyone
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is making a video.
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There are so many channels.
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Wives are in the kitchen like,
"Guys,
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I have made dahi bhalle
and kadi-chawal today."
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Her husband is dumbfounded
in the background.
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She makes the dishes
and posts them on YouTube.
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Then the mother-in-law says,
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"Her food is good only in the video."
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"That day, she made kadi-pakoda,
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and I broke my teeth eating it."
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Girls give makeup tips online.
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I am amused.
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"Guys, put on moisturizer first."
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"Next, put on some foundation."
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"Highlighter followed by blush
and lip gloss."
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"Lastly, black eyeliner
with magenta mascara,
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and your 'no-makeup look' is done."
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"No-makeup look"?!
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You put 28 different things on your face.
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Your lips are two sizes bigger.
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It confuses the duck.
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Bubbly sister-in-laws from small towns.
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They're also active on YouTube.
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"Hi, guys!"
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They can't get through
a sentence without "guys."
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"Hi, guys!"
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If you comment on their video
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that they look bad,
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they'll drop the "guys"
and start cussing you out.
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"Mind your own business, you dog!"
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"Guys, today I'll tell you
about backless blouses."
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"A single string is holding it together."
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Old men, when they hear this,
take off their normal glasses
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to put on their reading glasses.
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And his wife says,
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"Hey. Why did you put on your
reading glasses?"
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"You wanna tattoo her back?"
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People who hand out life advice
have their own channels.
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Piano plays in the background
when they talk.
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Play the piano, please.
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Their expressions
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are a mix of Arun Govil and Alok Nath.
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They will blink in slow motion.
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With a smile, they say,
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"The struggle is for peace, friends."
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"Everyone is living their lives."
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"Life is too short."
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His wife goes,
"What's too short?!"
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"Your mother has been here for 25 days.
When will she go?"
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"'Life is too short."
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Some people
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make travel videos.
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"Pack your bags and leave your home."
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"A beautiful world is waiting for you."
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Someone comments,
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"We left, but who will pay for this?
Your dad?!"
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But it's true, paaji.
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Talented people have worked hard
and become superstars
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through their original content
on their channels.
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Both our guests today are stars like that.
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Millions of people watch them.
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Let's call them.
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Please welcome
Mr. Samay Raina and
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Mr. Ranveer Allahbadia.
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Love you, bro!
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Welcome.
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Welcome to the show.
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Hey…
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Welcome.
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Samay! Samay! Samay!
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Samay! Samay! Samay!
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Amazing!
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Do you see how much they love you?
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They're just happy
that we're not in jail.
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You all know them very well.
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Last year, they were
the most searched celebrities.
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People were looking for them online,
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and the cops were looking
for them offline.
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How did you feel last year?
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It was a weird year, sir.
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There are only two people in this studio
who have been to the Supreme Court.
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That's us and Sidhu paaji.
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That's why I wrote something for you.
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- Really? Wow.
- Amazing.
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- Let it out.
- Let's hear it!
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Won't stop myself after facing problems
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- Won't stop…
- Wow!
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Wow!
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Won't stop myself after facing problems
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I will be back to bring back your smiles
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- Nice.
- Wow!
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We don't quit the game with one setback
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We were strong before
Stronger is our comeback
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Wow!
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Paaji, if he makes another joke today,
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- we'll all beat him up.
- No…
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It feels like I am back home.
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I'll get some tips from you two today.
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On how to bounce back.
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The last time Ranveer and Samay
were together,
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a case was filed against them.
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You are together once again.
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Would you like some tea, coffee,
or anticipatory bail?
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Did you use to watch Latent?
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I have watched many episodes.
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- I even called Samay.
- Yes.
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I called and told him,
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"How's there not a single case
against you?"
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So…
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And I swear, the day my show
was shut down,
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sir called me a day before that.
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He told me something bad
would happen to me.
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That's true. Tell them.
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I told him that you're in the limelight.
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Be careful now.
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I was telling that from experience.
I'm not a clairvoyant.
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You can be famous by saying anything.
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But once you're famous,
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- you can't just say anything.
- Amazing.
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All I want to tell both my brothers
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is that you two are not married.
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But everyone working on our show
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has kids and families.
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We'll do this episode carefully.
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I was careful back then, too, sir.
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No, I…
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This is a family-friendly zone.
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I will be family-friendly.
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- But Ranveer is very sweet.
- He is.
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And such controversies that happen,
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they are a learning moment.
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I'm sure you learned a lot.
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People love you so much today.
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When the show was shut down,
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who called whom first?
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What did you say?
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- I called the lawyer first.
- Okay.
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Yeah. He was not reachable.
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Okay. Where did you go
after turning off your phone, Ranveer?
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One of my brothers is in the audience.
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I was at his home.
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- Wow!
- He's here for that.
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The one sheltering the criminal
is also a criminal.
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I had no clue.
He just rang my doorbell.
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He was there, and I let him in.
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Later, I got to know what was happening.
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When you saw the clip,
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didn't you kick him out?
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After that, I was planning to leave home.
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After this controversy,
did you get more gig offers,
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or were the ones already booked also…?
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They said, "It's okay.
Keep the advance."
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I got a lot of calls, sir,
but comedy is very difficult these days.
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Now you get it?
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Sir, I don't know how you do it.
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At that time, genuinely,
the first call I got was from Kapil sir.
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I still don't know
whether it was concern or an insult.
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He said, "Samay,
just like your good days are over,
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- your bad days will be over soon too."
- End soon.
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We were waiting
for something to happen.
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Kapil sir also stopped tweeting
around then.
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That's why I stopped!
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- The first couple of weeks were so quiet.
- Yes.
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Udit Narayan also stopped kissing people.
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Kapil!
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You came here ages ago.
Around 2004-2005?
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- In 2007.
- Right.
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I can see the 2007 Kapil
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in this boy.
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- Oh, wow.
- You're lovely.
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- He's fun.
- Amazing.
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- Very nice. God bless you.
- Samay.
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Samay, this is a compliment for you.
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But I mean it. You're amazing.
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Like a breath of fresh air.
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First, I would like to say that
he has a very kind heart,
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- True.
- and that's what people should know.
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Absolutely. Imagine shutting down
someone's show,
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and they still let you live.
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They must have a kind heart.
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We have become even closer friends
over the last year,
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- I feel.
- That is what he thinks,
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and he is right.
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It is true.
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Lovely. So funny, son.
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You are bound to become friends
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since you are slapped
with the same charges, right?
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When something like this happens,
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- you become ten times more careful.
- You become more careful.
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Now, when you prepare for comedy,
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do you rehearse it with friends
or with lawyers?
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Sir, I go around with a lawyer now.
Genuinely.
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Really?
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The one sitting next to you…
Didn't they break his theater?
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Sir, he has a comedy theater here.
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It's called "The Habitat."
It's very famous.
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Every other week, he gets a call
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with a threat about trashing the venue.
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Oh, my God!
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Balraj, I'd like to talk to you.
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- Yes, sir.
- Firstly, sorry
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about your venue.
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- Thank you, sir.
- How many times did they break it?
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Sir, thrice.
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People come there
after getting offended by a joke.
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Then, all we can do is speak…
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All of you present here
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have been a great inspiration for us.
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After seeing you,
we want to make people laugh.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, brother.
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This is genuinely
a very big moment for me.
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I have been watching you
since my childhood
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across various shows.
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It was always my dream
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to come on TV with you guys.
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- Nice.
- I never thought that
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you yourself would
come on OTT one day.
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But…
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I genuinely love you so much,
Archana ma'am and Sidhu paaji.
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- Thank you.
- I love you guys so much.
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Son, if God shuts one door,
then He opens ten windows.
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You just have to look for the windows.
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But people only throw stones through them.
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- Love you, sir.
- Love you, kiddo. You're brilliant.
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- Superb.
- Sir.
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Whatever I am,
I've learned from all of you.
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Genuinely, you're a part
of my entire childhood.
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I used to watch you.
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You and Shekhar sir.
I watched you on Comedy Circus.
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I used to watch every single episode.
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And still you didn't learn what
you should say and what you should not?
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Let's sit and continue our chat.
Please come.
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Too good, man.
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Sir, genuinely,
I respect you both a lot,
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but I respect Archana ji a little more
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because Waqar Younis
never got her out for zero.
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You scoundrel!
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No matter who you aim at,
the pillow always hits me.
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His batting was quite strong, right?
00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:49.360 align:center
Even when the two of us went
to the police station,
00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:51.280 align:center
we met a lot of fans of Sidhu paaji there.
00:12:51.360 --> 00:12:52.200 align:center
Really?
00:12:52.280 --> 00:12:54.640 align:center
They were taking people into rooms
and repeating his dialogues.
00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:55.920 align:center
- Which one?
- "Thrash them good."
00:13:05.240 --> 00:13:07.520 align:center
- This boy is too good, man.
- Oh, my God!
00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:08.680 align:center
He's just too good.
00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:11.640 align:center
Ranveer, tell me,
what's this name BeerBiceps?
00:13:12.760 --> 00:13:14.920 align:center
When I began, my goal was
00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:16.920 align:center
to create a fitness channel,
00:13:17.000 --> 00:13:20.640 align:center
so I thought I should have
a cool name like in wrestling,
00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.120 align:center
- Yes.
- HHH or Stone Cold.
00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:24.880 align:center
I just wanted something cool.
00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:27.680 align:center
- Okay.
- But over time,
00:13:28.280 --> 00:13:29.760 align:center
I stopped drinking beer.
00:13:30.520 --> 00:13:32.600 align:center
- I still have a little bicep left.
- Okay.
00:13:32.680 --> 00:13:34.800 align:center
But the name became popular,
00:13:34.880 --> 00:13:35.800 align:center
so we kept it.
00:13:35.880 --> 00:13:38.720 align:center
So do you need a liquor license for it,
or can you keep it without one?
00:13:38.800 --> 00:13:40.680 align:center
- No, you don't need one.
- Okay.
00:13:40.760 --> 00:13:43.320 align:center
You all must have seen
Samay's stand-up video.
00:13:43.400 --> 00:13:46.360 align:center
He cracks a lot of jokes
about his grandfather.
00:13:47.160 --> 00:13:48.480 align:center
Samay, has your mother ever said
00:13:48.560 --> 00:13:51.240 align:center
that just to get a few laughs,
you're ruining family relationships?
00:13:51.920 --> 00:13:53.600 align:center
The jokes about your grandfather,
are they real?
00:13:53.680 --> 00:13:55.800 align:center
Sir, if I were a poet,
00:13:55.880 --> 00:13:57.800 align:center
I would have written poems
in my grandfather's memory.
00:13:58.349 --> 00:14:01.440 align:center
If I were a singer,
I would have sung songs in his memory.
00:14:01.520 --> 00:14:04.274 align:center
However, as a comedian,
all I can do is write jokes in his memory.
00:14:04.665 --> 00:14:06.648 align:center
- Makes sense.
- Well said.
00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.200 align:center
And I also spread awareness.
00:14:09.280 --> 00:14:12.440 align:center
Paaji, my grandfather, once had an attack,
00:14:12.854 --> 00:14:14.400 align:center
and I was the only one in the house.
00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.840 align:center
- Okay.
- I didn't know the ambulance number.
00:14:16.920 --> 00:14:17.920 align:center
- Oh.
- Okay?
00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:19.600 align:center
You're all laughing. Do you know it?
00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.840 align:center
Archana ma'am,
do you know the ambulance number?
00:14:22.920 --> 00:14:25.920 align:center
- The only number I know is 100.
- That is the police.
00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:29.920 align:center
Paaji, I didn't remember either,
so I accidentally called 102.
00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:31.040 align:center
Whose number is that?
00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:32.640 align:center
- The fire department.
- Fire! Yes.
00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:34.640 align:center
So they showed up and asked,
"Where's the fire?"
00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:37.240 align:center
I said, "Well, now the fire will start
in the morning."
00:14:46.555 --> 00:14:48.560 align:center
Has a parent ever come up to you and said,
00:14:48.640 --> 00:14:50.320 align:center
"My son is going astray
after watching your videos"?
00:14:50.400 --> 00:14:51.760 align:center
Yes, his parents did.
00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:01.000 align:center
By the way, my parents love your show.
00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:03.280 align:center
There's a story behind that.
00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:04.880 align:center
- A genuine one.
- Okay.
00:15:04.960 --> 00:15:08.840 align:center
My grandfather was bedridden
during his final days,
00:15:09.365 --> 00:15:11.280 align:center
but he used to watch your show a lot.
00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.560 align:center
So wherever he is,
he must be very happy.
00:15:13.640 --> 00:15:15.720 align:center
- Thank you, brother.
- This is a big day for me.
00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:20.360 align:center
Samay, you're an amazing comedian.
00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:23.240 align:center
So, who do you think is the best
00:15:23.760 --> 00:15:25.440 align:center
stand-up comedian in India?
00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:27.280 align:center
Stand-up.
00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:28.360 align:center
In this case--
00:15:28.440 --> 00:15:30.520 align:center
Ma'am, there's no doubt that
00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:34.400 align:center
not just in India but in the world,
the best comedian
00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:37.120 align:center
- is right here, Kapil Sharma.
- Bro, love you.
00:15:39.920 --> 00:15:42.920 align:center
Genuinely, what he does is very difficult.
00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:44.640 align:center
I don't know how he does it.
00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:47.720 align:center
Every week there's a new episode.
00:15:47.800 --> 00:15:50.760 align:center
You must have done
at least 1,000 episodes by now.
00:15:50.840 --> 00:15:52.200 align:center
It is unbelievable.
00:15:52.280 --> 00:15:54.960 align:center
There's a legend sitting right here.
00:15:55.040 --> 00:15:56.520 align:center
Thank you, bro. Love you.
00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:01.320 align:center
These people make it happen.
The love they give you
00:16:01.400 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center
boosts your confidence.
00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:07.520 align:center
When you write a script,
it's not always perfect,
00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:12.080 align:center
but their applause
and smiles tell you
00:16:12.160 --> 00:16:14.720 align:center
to keep going
because they're with you.
00:16:14.800 --> 00:16:16.760 align:center
So all of this is because of your love.
00:16:19.760 --> 00:16:21.960 align:center
Kapil paaji, I have a question for you.
00:16:22.040 --> 00:16:25.720 align:center
Bro, be careful. Please…
00:16:30.160 --> 00:16:31.520 align:center
Yes, please.
00:16:31.600 --> 00:16:33.080 align:center
What are you like in life?
00:16:33.160 --> 00:16:36.800 align:center
How does it feel
to have run this show for so long?
00:16:36.880 --> 00:16:39.720 align:center
What's your perspective on all of this?
00:16:39.945 --> 00:16:43.480 align:center
When you meet a police officer, you ask,
00:16:43.560 --> 00:16:45.200 align:center
"Sir, what are your hobbies?"
00:16:45.280 --> 00:16:48.360 align:center
"I really like poetry," or something else.
That's his hobby.
00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:51.080 align:center
He probably listens
to ghazals in his free time.
00:16:51.160 --> 00:16:52.280 align:center
However,
00:16:52.731 --> 00:16:55.320 align:center
our hobby became our profession
and our bread and butter,
00:16:55.400 --> 00:16:57.120 align:center
and with it came jam as well.
00:16:57.680 --> 00:16:58.960 align:center
Right?
00:16:59.040 --> 00:17:00.760 align:center
Jam is red, like Netflix, right?
00:17:01.349 --> 00:17:03.800 align:center
I think it's a huge blessing from God
00:17:03.880 --> 00:17:05.400 align:center
- that you get to do what you love.
- Yeah.
00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:08.280 align:center
We used to make people laugh
even when we didn't get paid for it.
00:17:08.360 --> 00:17:11.280 align:center
So put your heart into what you do,
00:17:11.360 --> 00:17:12.720 align:center
and everything else will follow.
00:17:12.800 --> 00:17:14.000 align:center
It's a blessing, bro.
00:17:14.589 --> 00:17:18.000 align:center
As a child,
I watched certain films and actors,
00:17:18.080 --> 00:17:20.040 align:center
and when they come on our show,
00:17:20.120 --> 00:17:22.120 align:center
I sometimes genuinely wonder
00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:24.000 align:center
if this is all a dream.
00:17:24.080 --> 00:17:25.720 align:center
You only get one life.
Make the most of it.
00:17:25.800 --> 00:17:27.400 align:center
Will you continue the show
when you get older?
00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:29.845 align:center
He's holding back since he usually
brings up the afterlife.
00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:32.080 align:center
Today--
00:17:33.720 --> 00:17:34.960 align:center
In old age?
00:17:35.480 --> 00:17:37.960 align:center
Man, I hope
00:17:38.040 --> 00:17:39.640 align:center
that I leave this world
while I am still working.
00:17:39.720 --> 00:17:40.600 align:center
There's no greater blessing than that.
00:17:40.680 --> 00:17:42.040 align:center
Absolutely.
00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:46.640 align:center
So what should we talk about today?
00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:48.800 align:center
- We can talk about death and stuff.
- Oh, man!
00:17:49.800 --> 00:17:51.960 align:center
You know, there are only two people
in the world--
00:17:52.040 --> 00:17:53.560 align:center
First are the LIC agents,
00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:55.280 align:center
and second is Ranveer,
00:17:55.360 --> 00:17:58.280 align:center
who keeps asking, "Do you know
what will happen after you die?"
00:17:59.520 --> 00:18:02.400 align:center
That's why older guests
avoid his podcast.
00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:05.440 align:center
Even if they come,
they step outside to cough.
00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:09.240 align:center
Has anyone ever felt uncomfortable
with that question
00:18:09.320 --> 00:18:10.360 align:center
or with any question in general?
00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:13.240 align:center
No, I think people open up
after that question.
00:18:13.320 --> 00:18:15.240 align:center
- Oh.
- It helps move the conversation forward.
00:18:15.320 --> 00:18:16.960 align:center
How so? Give us an example.
00:18:17.520 --> 00:18:18.600 align:center
Let's do a drill.
00:18:19.400 --> 00:18:21.040 align:center
Do you think about death?
00:18:21.562 --> 00:18:23.040 align:center
- I have not, man.
- No?
00:18:23.120 --> 00:18:25.600 align:center
I just feel like it should come
with some notice, not all of a sudden.
00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:27.360 align:center
But are you scared
00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:28.760 align:center
or excited?
00:18:28.840 --> 00:18:30.720 align:center
- I mean--
- Who gets excited about death?
00:18:32.040 --> 00:18:33.400 align:center
"Wow, I'm going to die tomorrow."
00:18:34.080 --> 00:18:35.480 align:center
What is that?
00:18:35.560 --> 00:18:37.160 align:center
Man, we were talking
about such nice things.
00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:39.600 align:center
What happened?
I'm scared of death.
00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.080 align:center
Ranveer started it.
00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:42.440 align:center
You know, he asked me last year
00:18:42.520 --> 00:18:44.200 align:center
if I thought about death.
00:18:44.280 --> 00:18:45.120 align:center
I obviously didn't,
00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:48.440 align:center
but the entire past year, I kept thinking
about death because of him.
00:18:54.600 --> 00:18:57.280 align:center
- What happened, bro? Bathroom break?
- He's from his team.
00:18:58.280 --> 00:18:59.680 align:center
- From Ranveer's team?
- Yes.
00:18:59.760 --> 00:19:00.960 align:center
He must have gone to check
if the police are here.
00:19:30.280 --> 00:19:31.920 align:center
- Hi.
- Hi.
00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:32.840 align:center
Hello. Hi.
00:19:34.560 --> 00:19:36.120 align:center
You shaved your arms, too?
00:19:41.080 --> 00:19:42.440 align:center
That's incredible.
00:19:43.740 --> 00:19:46.160 align:center
Listen, the guests are here.
Where are the sweets?
00:19:46.240 --> 00:19:47.920 align:center
Yes. They're here for the first time.
00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:50.320 align:center
Sweets are a must.
00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:52.080 align:center
I'm on a diet.
00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center
- Please. Have a little
- Just a little.
00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:54.840 align:center
since this is your first time.
00:19:54.920 --> 00:19:55.840 align:center
Open your mouth.
00:19:56.720 --> 00:19:58.280 align:center
Wow.
00:19:58.800 --> 00:20:00.360 align:center
You can eat it once you get home.
00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:05.280 align:center
- Why did you not feed him?
- Don't let him open his mouth.
00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:12.440 align:center
If he opens his mouth,
00:20:13.520 --> 00:20:17.560 align:center
his dessert might
cost us our main course.
00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:20.160 align:center
I'm not gonna risk it.
00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:23.000 align:center
She's right. He turned the show
India's Got Latent
00:20:23.080 --> 00:20:25.840 align:center
into India's Got De-Latent!
00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:29.000 align:center
- It happens. Let me introduce myself.
- Wordplay?
00:20:29.080 --> 00:20:30.680 align:center
Did you get Sunil Pal
to write today's script?
00:20:36.120 --> 00:20:37.417 align:center
Samay, I have seen your show.
00:20:37.539 --> 00:20:39.080 align:center
- You're good at it.
- Thank you so much.
00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:42.200 align:center
You even sit and listen to jokes
from the audience, right?
00:20:42.280 --> 00:20:43.360 align:center
Yes, sometimes.
00:20:43.440 --> 00:20:45.240 align:center
- I have one. Can I?
- Go for it.
00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:47.600 align:center
There's a woman.
00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:49.720 align:center
She comes out onto the balcony.
00:20:49.800 --> 00:20:51.320 align:center
Her neighbor walks by
00:20:51.400 --> 00:20:53.720 align:center
and asks her,
"Is your husband at home?"
00:20:53.800 --> 00:20:55.440 align:center
She says, "No, he's out."
00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:58.440 align:center
What was that? Nobody laughed.
00:20:58.520 --> 00:21:00.320 align:center
The cops didn't show up either, right?
00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:03.800 align:center
Did the cops show up?
00:21:08.080 --> 00:21:12.320 align:center
- Sometimes, even a weak joke will do.
- Will do!
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:14.480 align:center
- That's true.
- You're right.
00:21:14.560 --> 00:21:16.560 align:center
- Should we check their stuff?
- Stuff?
00:21:17.280 --> 00:21:18.320 align:center
I mean…
00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:19.840 align:center
The bags…
00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:21.840 align:center
The stuff in your bags.
00:21:23.320 --> 00:21:24.160 align:center
The bags.
00:21:25.280 --> 00:21:27.800 align:center
- This is Ranveer Allahbadia's bag.
- Yes.
00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:29.640 align:center
Let's see what comes out of it.
00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:34.600 align:center
"How to Talk to Alien."
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:38.864 align:center
"101 Tales of the Yeti."
00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:43.640 align:center
I get it. You read books like that.
00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:45.320 align:center
- That's why you go around asking people
- Of course.
00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:48.080 align:center
if they have seen a yeti or an alien.
00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.320 align:center
Have you ever seen your own podcast?
00:21:53.160 --> 00:21:55.361 align:center
It's India's best podcast.
00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:56.760 align:center
It's mine.
00:21:57.560 --> 00:21:59.480 align:center
I've seen his podcast.
I'll tell you.
00:21:59.560 --> 00:22:00.800 align:center
In one of his episodes,
00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:03.000 align:center
there's a very big comedian
named Kiku Sharda.
00:22:06.840 --> 00:22:09.600 align:center
He said to him, "You're so cute
00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:11.560 align:center
that if I were your wife…"
00:22:13.120 --> 00:22:15.120 align:center
Hey, why are you lying?
00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:16.720 align:center
No, I'm not.
That's what he said.
00:22:16.800 --> 00:22:19.360 align:center
No, not about what he said.
About the lie you just told.
00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.000 align:center
"Very big comedian
named Kiku Sharda." Big how?
00:22:25.360 --> 00:22:26.488 align:center
Big comedian?
00:22:27.040 --> 00:22:29.600 align:center
On social media,
everyone's fees are listed.
00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:32.880 align:center
They have inflated yours
by 200,000. Get it?
00:22:39.600 --> 00:22:40.960 align:center
Let's frisk them properly.
00:22:41.040 --> 00:22:43.280 align:center
Samay, can you please step forward?
We need to check you.
00:22:43.360 --> 00:22:44.560 align:center
- Sure.
- Please come.
00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:48.160 align:center
- Whose bag is this?
- Samay's--
00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:49.760 align:center
Oh.
00:22:49.840 --> 00:22:50.800 align:center
Chess.
00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:56.800 align:center
- You love playing chess, don't you?
- Yes.
00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:57.760 align:center
So tell me,
00:22:58.640 --> 00:22:59.640 align:center
when you knew
00:23:00.160 --> 00:23:01.960 align:center
about the bishop's moves,
00:23:02.600 --> 00:23:04.200 align:center
the queen's moves,
00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:07.360 align:center
and the knight's moves,
00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:11.080 align:center
how did you not know
about this big podcaster's moves?
00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:18.240 align:center
Don't roast him so much.
He'll like it.
00:23:18.320 --> 00:23:19.720 align:center
You mean he'll not like it.
00:23:19.800 --> 00:23:21.630 align:center
No, I mean Sunil Pal will like it.
00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:28.760 align:center
If by any chance
you don't understand our jokes,
00:23:28.840 --> 00:23:31.560 align:center
our show streams
on Netflix every Saturday.
00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:33.880 align:center
Watch it.
If you cannot watch it on Saturday,
00:23:33.960 --> 00:23:35.960 align:center
you can watch it anytime.
It'll be there forever.
00:23:36.040 --> 00:23:38.160 align:center
Our episodes don't get deleted.
00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:43.280 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- Okay?
00:23:43.360 --> 00:23:44.240 align:center
A huge round of applause.
00:23:44.320 --> 00:23:45.640 align:center
- Bye!
- Thank you.
00:23:45.720 --> 00:23:47.120 align:center
Thank you.
00:23:48.800 --> 00:23:50.320 align:center
We pulled up some of your pictures.
00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:52.280 align:center
You know our audience.
00:23:53.080 --> 00:23:55.440 align:center
They leave some amazing comments.
Let's take a look.
00:23:56.960 --> 00:24:01.240 align:center
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
00:24:03.520 --> 00:24:05.800 align:center
Samay uploaded this picture.
"Caption this."
00:24:05.880 --> 00:24:07.840 align:center
Who all are in this, Samay?
You, Ranveer…
00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:09.200 align:center
CarryMinati,
00:24:09.280 --> 00:24:11.760 align:center
Fukra Insaan, and MrBeast,
00:24:11.840 --> 00:24:13.280 align:center
who is the world's biggest YouTuber.
00:24:13.360 --> 00:24:15.785 align:center
He's the Kapil Sharma of YouTubers.
We also have Mythpat.
00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:18.000 align:center
Let's check the comments.
00:24:18.360 --> 00:24:20.200 align:center
"It looks like everyone
has the same lawyer."
00:24:24.080 --> 00:24:25.160 align:center
Let's see another one.
00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:30.440 align:center
"The more serious the case,
the closer to the front they're sitting."
00:24:31.760 --> 00:24:33.400 align:center
Who's at the front?
Oh, Ranveer.
00:24:36.040 --> 00:24:37.040 align:center
Next.
00:24:37.120 --> 00:24:38.160 align:center
Oh, nice.
00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:41.369 align:center
"Nine years of BeerBiceps.
I now enter my tenth."
00:24:41.444 --> 00:24:42.751 align:center
"At the beginning of my career,
00:24:42.851 --> 00:24:44.240 align:center
- my mind was full of ideas,
- Will you be able to read the whole thing?
00:24:44.320 --> 00:24:45.400 align:center
but my heart was full of--"
00:24:45.480 --> 00:24:47.280 align:center
Did you really have to write that much?
00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:48.840 align:center
Is that a samurai sword?
00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:51.960 align:center
Yes, it's a samurai sword.
It's called a katana.
00:24:52.040 --> 00:24:53.040 align:center
- Okay.
- So--
00:24:53.120 --> 00:24:55.760 align:center
After cracking a joke,
he hits that pose outside his house.
00:24:58.440 --> 00:24:59.720 align:center
Let's see the comments.
00:25:00.280 --> 00:25:03.440 align:center
The caption is so long, I don't think
anyone left a comment. Okay.
00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:06.080 align:center
What? "It's humbly submitted that
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.120 align:center
the caption abide by proper brevity
00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:09.600 align:center
and not take on the form of an essay."
00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:10.520 align:center
Very good.
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:13.120 align:center
Let's see another one.
00:25:14.600 --> 00:25:17.120 align:center
"Before you flex the blade,
double-check your drawstring."
00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:23.920 align:center
- Let's see another one.
- That was a good one.
00:25:24.840 --> 00:25:26.840 align:center
"If you knew how to use your words,
00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:28.640 align:center
you wouldn't need to use a sword."
00:25:30.800 --> 00:25:31.680 align:center
Next.
00:25:33.280 --> 00:25:34.880 align:center
Oh.
00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:36.760 align:center
Is this from Scotland?
00:25:36.840 --> 00:25:39.040 align:center
Sir, why did you pick this one?
00:25:39.120 --> 00:25:40.400 align:center
Are you stretching your back?
00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:43.180 align:center
I pulled a muscle before the show,
00:25:43.280 --> 00:25:44.920 align:center
- just like you did today…
- Yes, I did.
00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:48.120 align:center
Yes. The guy was adjusting me,
00:25:48.200 --> 00:25:50.080 align:center
but he made it worse.
00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:52.760 align:center
That's the photo.
00:25:52.840 --> 00:25:54.680 align:center
Let's read the comments.
00:25:54.760 --> 00:25:57.080 align:center
"Saw the name Shaalu
and called for a massage,
00:25:57.160 --> 00:25:58.680 align:center
only to find out it was a guy."
00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:03.320 align:center
Let's see another one.
00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:04.880 align:center
Maybe he's into that.
00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.000 align:center
"Are you practicing
for your future arrest in America?"
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:09.840 align:center
Next.
00:26:13.120 --> 00:26:16.640 align:center
"My real personality
only comes through in Goa dumps,
00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:17.880 align:center
not on the podcast."
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:21.520 align:center
Bro, have you ever
had a complete blood test?
00:26:21.600 --> 00:26:22.600 align:center
Yes.
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:25.560 align:center
- Were all the reports normal?
- Yes.
00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:27.360 align:center
What do you get out of it?
00:26:27.440 --> 00:26:31.280 align:center
It feels nice, kind of like therapy.
00:26:31.360 --> 00:26:32.760 align:center
Let's see the comments.
00:26:32.840 --> 00:26:35.960 align:center
"Bro, I was lying on the beach
like that once. A dog came up,
00:26:36.760 --> 00:26:40.120 align:center
and before I could even move,
it did its thing and just walked off."
00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:45.560 align:center
Let's see another one.
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.480 align:center
"Going underground
out of fear of the police."
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:51.560 align:center
Next.
00:26:57.600 --> 00:26:58.800 align:center
Let's see the comments.
00:27:00.120 --> 00:27:02.800 align:center
"Longest running
and shortest running shows together."
00:27:09.080 --> 00:27:10.200 align:center
Let's see another one.
00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:12.960 align:center
"Show Stopper with Show Stopped."
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:17.000 align:center
People are really creative.
00:27:17.080 --> 00:27:17.920 align:center
Next.
00:27:18.600 --> 00:27:19.480 align:center
Done?
00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:22.840 align:center
Sidhu paaji,
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:24.520 align:center
today we have a special guest with us.
00:27:24.600 --> 00:27:25.760 align:center
His name is Charles.
00:27:25.840 --> 00:27:28.880 align:center
He has a very sweet
and fun personality.
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:30.480 align:center
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Charles.
00:27:35.040 --> 00:27:37.760 align:center
Please come.
We met at an event.
00:27:37.840 --> 00:27:38.680 align:center
- Yes.
- Okay.
00:27:38.760 --> 00:27:41.280 align:center
Charles was hosting an event
00:27:41.360 --> 00:27:42.600 align:center
at the Netflix office,
00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:45.040 align:center
- Brilliant host, Charles.
- and he…
00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:47.640 align:center
absolutely killed it.
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:48.920 align:center
Charles!
00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:53.120 align:center
I would first like you to tell
the audience about yourself
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.200 align:center
and then continue with your performance.
00:27:55.800 --> 00:27:58.520 align:center
First of all, it's ladies first, right?
00:27:58.600 --> 00:27:59.840 align:center
- Yes.
- So Archana ma'am,
00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.400 align:center
the same thing, I love you.
00:28:03.920 --> 00:28:05.480 align:center
My name is Charles Rao,
00:28:05.560 --> 00:28:09.080 align:center
and I work for the National Association
for the Blind India.
00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:12.960 align:center
We are the first national association
for the blind in India
00:28:13.040 --> 00:28:16.320 align:center
that works from cradle
to grave for the community.
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:21.200 align:center
To share my story,
I wasn't born blind.
00:28:21.280 --> 00:28:23.680 align:center
I gradually lost my vision.
00:28:23.760 --> 00:28:26.280 align:center
Someone outside just asked me,
00:28:26.360 --> 00:28:27.680 align:center
"Sir, since when
have you been doing comedy?"
00:28:27.760 --> 00:28:30.440 align:center
I said, "Son, ever since I was born,
my life has been a comedy."
00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:34.320 align:center
In the end, I have something for you,
Archana ma'am.
00:28:35.000 --> 00:28:37.280 align:center
Do you know the difference
between sympathy and empathy?
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:39.200 align:center
Today I had to come on this show,
00:28:39.280 --> 00:28:42.720 align:center
so I was standing at the edge
of the platform, waiting to cross.
00:28:42.800 --> 00:28:43.840 align:center
A man,
00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:46.640 align:center
lost in his own thoughts,
walked straight into me.
00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:48.400 align:center
He bumped into me,
grabbed my arm,
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:49.960 align:center
and didn't say a word.
00:28:50.040 --> 00:28:52.360 align:center
I kept saying, "It's okay,"
as he led me away.
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:54.640 align:center
I kept walking with him.
00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:58.200 align:center
Then he dropped me somewhere
and disappeared.
00:28:58.280 --> 00:29:00.840 align:center
From there, someone else grabbed me
and left me somewhere else.
00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:02.240 align:center
In the end, I realized I had been
00:29:02.320 --> 00:29:04.920 align:center
walking back and forth between
platforms one and two the whole time.
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:08.760 align:center
Because in their effort to sympathize
with me, they kept walking me in circles.
00:29:08.840 --> 00:29:10.760 align:center
Yes. So the moral is,
00:29:10.840 --> 00:29:14.760 align:center
if you want to sympathize with someone,
make sure you also practice empathy,
00:29:14.840 --> 00:29:16.320 align:center
not just try to earn brownie points
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.760 align:center
and feel good about yourself.
00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:22.880 align:center
Charles bhai,
we should do a podcast together.
00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:24.320 align:center
- There's a lot to learn from you.
- Sure, sir.
00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:27.000 align:center
Have you come here as a guest
or to look for clients?
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:31.160 align:center
Kapil sir, I brought something handmade.
My friend Praful…
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:35.640 align:center
- He's here.
- Beautiful.
00:29:35.720 --> 00:29:36.560 align:center
Thank you, brother.
00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:38.320 align:center
We also have something for you.
00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:40.680 align:center
- Charles, since you are so sweet,
- Thank you, sir.
00:29:40.760 --> 00:29:45.280 align:center
Goibibo is gifting you a foreign trip
00:29:45.360 --> 00:29:48.200 align:center
- to Bali for your entire family.
- Wow.
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:50.040 align:center
So proud of you, sir.
Thank you.
00:29:50.120 --> 00:29:52.720 align:center
A huge thank you
for coming on the show. Thank you.
00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:55.400 align:center
- A big round of applause for Charles.
- Thank you.
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.658 align:center
We have Samay and Ranveer here with us.
00:30:00.133 --> 00:30:02.560 align:center
Now it's time to call a stand-up comedian
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:04.160 align:center
who is senior to all of us.
00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:07.520 align:center
He was the first winner
of Laughter Challenge
00:30:07.600 --> 00:30:09.320 align:center
on Indian television,
00:30:09.400 --> 00:30:10.880 align:center
and he has been entertaining us
ever since.
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:12.720 align:center
Please welcome Mr. Sunil Pal.
00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:27.120 align:center
Sunil bhai!
00:30:27.665 --> 00:30:28.720 align:center
Welcome.
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:44.200 align:center
How are you, sir?
00:30:44.967 --> 00:30:46.320 align:center
I was just wondering,
00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:48.880 align:center
how did you get here wearing shoes?
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.840 align:center
Sunil bhai, welcome to the show.
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:54.960 align:center
Whenever Sunil bhai gets on stage,
he says,
00:30:55.040 --> 00:30:57.520 align:center
"I'm Sunil Pal, the king of comedy,
standing tall."
00:30:57.600 --> 00:30:59.640 align:center
And he calls Samay comedy's terrorist.
00:31:01.320 --> 00:31:04.280 align:center
When have you seen him
throwing grenades from his mouth?
00:31:04.360 --> 00:31:06.440 align:center
Please share your thoughts.
00:31:06.520 --> 00:31:09.800 align:center
Sir, he really went after us back then.
But never mind.
00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:14.800 align:center
That was his love.
00:31:17.280 --> 00:31:20.880 align:center
Kapil bhai, it would have been better
if he had thrown grenades
00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:22.240 align:center
from his mouth,
00:31:22.320 --> 00:31:24.680 align:center
- because what actually comes out of him
- Yeah.
00:31:24.760 --> 00:31:25.920 align:center
is unbearable.
00:31:27.960 --> 00:31:30.360 align:center
And what is unbearable
doesn't belong in society.
00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:34.960 align:center
Anyone who doesn't belong in society
is basically a terrorist.
00:31:37.320 --> 00:31:38.800 align:center
What can I say, Kapil bhai?
00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:41.080 align:center
Such are the "times."
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.760 align:center
- And this guy--
- What's this, sir?
00:31:45.840 --> 00:31:49.200 align:center
Hold on a second.
I greeted you with so much love.
00:31:49.280 --> 00:31:51.280 align:center
I mean, he has so many issues with me.
00:31:51.360 --> 00:31:53.760 align:center
What, I throw grenades from my mouth?
00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:56.760 align:center
What else, sir?
I'm sure you have a list.
00:31:56.840 --> 00:31:58.200 align:center
I don't perform at carnivals?
00:31:58.816 --> 00:32:00.960 align:center
I say out-of-line stuff?
00:32:01.040 --> 00:32:04.120 align:center
Sir, I have absolutely no problem
with you, except that
00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:06.160 align:center
you don't brush.
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:17.520 align:center
The days of brushing are long gone.
00:32:17.600 --> 00:32:19.720 align:center
I got here through a lot of polishing.
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:22.760 align:center
I'm still being polished.
00:32:22.840 --> 00:32:23.680 align:center
Yes?
00:32:23.760 --> 00:32:25.920 align:center
- I love you so much.
- Sort it out between yourselves, I'm out.
00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:31.680 align:center
- But--
- Sunil bhai, have you forgiven him or not?
00:32:31.760 --> 00:32:33.760 align:center
Because he genuinely loves you a lot.
00:32:33.840 --> 00:32:36.160 align:center
I have just one request, nothing else.
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:38.760 align:center
Sunil, I want to ask,
what has Samay actually done?
00:32:38.840 --> 00:32:42.400 align:center
Well, in a classy gathering,
you remember Ghalib.
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:45.600 align:center
In their gathering,
it's just nonstop abuse.
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:49.520 align:center
If we are talking about abuse,
00:32:49.600 --> 00:32:52.320 align:center
whatever abusive words I have learned,
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:54.600 align:center
I learned them from Sunil Pal ji's videos.
00:32:58.760 --> 00:33:00.400 align:center
- But he has never used abusive language.
- Not from him.
00:33:00.480 --> 00:33:02.560 align:center
- From the comments on his videos.
- Yes.
00:33:05.800 --> 00:33:07.920 align:center
All those comments are probably from him.
00:33:09.120 --> 00:33:11.520 align:center
I genuinely think Sunil Pal ji
is truly number one.
00:33:11.600 --> 00:33:12.920 align:center
Out of ten.
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:13.840 align:center
And…
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:21.800 align:center
Thank you very much,
Kapil sahab, thanks for having me
00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:23.960 align:center
at this amazing Gen Z gathering,
00:33:24.040 --> 00:33:26.920 align:center
with two Gen Z superstars here.
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:29.280 align:center
- What can I even say about him?
- What can you say?
00:33:29.360 --> 00:33:30.960 align:center
He has a new name now.
"Show Stopper."
00:33:31.040 --> 00:33:32.680 align:center
- Show Stopper.
- Yeah! Right.
00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:36.320 align:center
This is a very cool life moment for me.
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:39.800 align:center
This generation's GOAT comic
and the last generation's GOAT comic--
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:41.840 align:center
He has been to court so many times
00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:45.160 align:center
- that when I met him outside--
- Sir, he just complimented you.
00:33:48.320 --> 00:33:50.600 align:center
- You didn't even hear him.
- Thanks a lot.
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:52.560 align:center
Thank you very much.
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:58.040 align:center
- Sir… Sir is always in attack mode.
- Yes!
00:33:58.120 --> 00:33:59.160 align:center
No…
00:34:00.120 --> 00:34:01.360 align:center
Love you.
00:34:02.800 --> 00:34:05.080 align:center
I have a query.
As far as I know, Sunil bhai,
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:06.800 align:center
you were the first winner
of the Laughter Challenge,
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:09.160 align:center
and watching you inspired us to audition.
00:34:09.240 --> 00:34:11.680 align:center
And you--
I used to sit in that office.
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:16.200 align:center
We saw him getting calls all the time,
his dates booked for the next six months.
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:17.920 align:center
"Sunil Pal is busy
for six months straight."
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:19.400 align:center
He made tens of millions,
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:20.880 align:center
yet on the day of my movie's premiere,
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:22.600 align:center
- you showed up in flip-flops.
- Yes.
00:34:22.706 --> 00:34:25.080 align:center
- What was your strategy behind that?
- Well, I knew
00:34:25.160 --> 00:34:27.440 align:center
the guest list would be packed
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.800 align:center
with big names,
one bigger than the other.
00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:31.200 align:center
Among them,
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:33.000 align:center
I'm neither that handsome
00:34:33.080 --> 00:34:33.920 align:center
nor that big
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.040 align:center
- What are you saying, sir?
- for the camera to pan to me.
00:34:37.560 --> 00:34:39.360 align:center
So I thought I should do something
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.720 align:center
that makes me stand out.
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:43.280 align:center
- Seriously?
- Yes.
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.840 align:center
I thought you were
just going about your day,
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:48.000 align:center
- saw the fanfare, and walked in.
- No.
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:50.560 align:center
- He--
- I was-- Yes?
00:34:50.640 --> 00:34:51.840 align:center
He's always in flip-flops.
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:53.861 align:center
He only sees shoes
when they're thrown at him.
00:34:57.960 --> 00:34:59.000 align:center
Sir ji…
00:35:07.600 --> 00:35:11.560 align:center
Sir, he has said
so many things about us.
00:35:11.640 --> 00:35:13.880 align:center
- Today--
- My mom must be very happy watching this.
00:35:16.040 --> 00:35:18.760 align:center
I just remembered something, Samay.
During the Laughter Challenge days,
00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:22.200 align:center
Sunil bhai, Pakistan's legendary comedian,
Amanullah Khan sahab,
00:35:22.280 --> 00:35:25.160 align:center
- Yes, yes.
- said competitions are for…
00:35:26.600 --> 00:35:29.440 align:center
film stars and heroines.
"If she wears that, I'll wear this."
00:35:29.520 --> 00:35:31.160 align:center
But who makes people laugh?
There is no competition.
00:35:31.240 --> 00:35:33.520 align:center
We are all just trying
to make people laugh
00:35:33.600 --> 00:35:35.280 align:center
and bring a smile to their faces.
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:37.520 align:center
Someone might get
a few more laughs than you,
00:35:37.600 --> 00:35:38.640 align:center
but it doesn't matter.
00:35:38.720 --> 00:35:41.720 align:center
At the end of the day,
the work you're doing is noble.
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:43.920 align:center
Sunil bhai, we have a lot of love
in our hearts for you.
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:45.720 align:center
- And you should forgive them as well.
- Yeah. No…
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:48.840 align:center
I only make requests.
00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:51.840 align:center
I've never said anything about anybody--
00:35:51.920 --> 00:35:55.200 align:center
- In case you have any issues--
- I've downloaded your videos on my phone.
00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:59.640 align:center
As a comedian, I genuinely feel bad.
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:02.280 align:center
When we comedians get into trouble,
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.440 align:center
the whole world attacks us,
the media, and everyone.
00:36:05.520 --> 00:36:09.960 align:center
That's when we expect
people from our industry to support us.
00:36:10.040 --> 00:36:12.520 align:center
But even then,
you come in all guns blazing…
00:36:13.720 --> 00:36:16.280 align:center
It feels a little bad.
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.800 align:center
So--
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.920 align:center
- You know, let's have a debate on this.
- Yes.
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:24.120 align:center
- A debate?
- What should be allowed
00:36:24.200 --> 00:36:26.120 align:center
in comedy and what shouldn't?
Right here.
00:36:26.200 --> 00:36:27.880 align:center
- Very good.
- Done, sir. Let's go.
00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:46.400 align:center
Welcome to TGIKS News Debate.
00:36:47.560 --> 00:36:48.800 align:center
Wow.
00:36:49.680 --> 00:36:52.480 align:center
Now tonight, in the debate…
00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:55.600 align:center
Debate in the tonight…
00:36:58.640 --> 00:37:00.440 align:center
You have to speak here.
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:03.200 align:center
It doesn't matter what you say,
just say it.
00:37:03.280 --> 00:37:04.840 align:center
There has to be noise pollution.
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:08.160 align:center
Lovely.
00:37:08.240 --> 00:37:10.160 align:center
Create as much noise as possible…
00:37:11.560 --> 00:37:13.600 align:center
- and be part of this debate.
- Yes.
00:37:13.680 --> 00:37:15.120 align:center
Let me introduce!
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:20.440 align:center
On the side of my eating hand…
00:37:22.160 --> 00:37:23.600 align:center
we have two men
and one woman.
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:26.800 align:center
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:37:27.720 --> 00:37:28.960 align:center
Two women and one man.
00:37:30.040 --> 00:37:31.360 align:center
Sunil Pal sir.
00:37:35.040 --> 00:37:37.240 align:center
On the side of my wiping hand…
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:39.120 align:center
Hold on a minute.
00:37:41.880 --> 00:37:42.920 align:center
What's this wiping hand?
00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.960 align:center
You're such a big news anchor.
Why don't you install a jet spray?
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:48.360 align:center
Oh, now I get it.
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:49.640 align:center
That spray makes you go…
00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:53.800 align:center
That happens when the water pressure
is too high.
00:37:54.560 --> 00:37:56.160 align:center
- Let's concentrate on the debate.
- Oh my!
00:37:56.240 --> 00:37:57.280 align:center
Yeah, yeah!
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:58.280 align:center
Relax, relax.
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.240 align:center
On the side of my wiping hand,
we have Ranveer…
00:38:03.240 --> 00:38:04.080 align:center
Samay…
00:38:04.160 --> 00:38:06.120 align:center
And what's your name, bhaisahab?
00:38:08.400 --> 00:38:11.720 align:center
Look, I can't reveal my real name
for security reasons,
00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:13.840 align:center
but my social media name is
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:14.880 align:center
Argumentative Beast.
00:38:15.560 --> 00:38:16.840 align:center
"Argumentative Beast?"
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:19.440 align:center
I go around to different places and argue.
00:38:19.520 --> 00:38:22.080 align:center
I even have a Behas Union card.
00:38:23.200 --> 00:38:25.640 align:center
So, before this,
where have you argued?
00:38:25.720 --> 00:38:28.280 align:center
You won't believe it,
but I've been divorced twice.
00:38:29.200 --> 00:38:31.600 align:center
All because of arguments.
I had an argument with my wife.
00:38:31.680 --> 00:38:34.760 align:center
I got married, and on the first night,
she came and slept on my bed.
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:39.680 align:center
I have a habit of sleeping alone
with my legs spread wide, Sidhu sahab.
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:42.640 align:center
I asked, "Why are you sleeping here?"
She said, "I'm your wife."
00:38:42.720 --> 00:38:45.581 align:center
I said, "Marriage doesn't give you
the right to slip under my blanket."
00:38:46.310 --> 00:38:47.550 align:center
I argued a lot.
00:38:48.035 --> 00:38:50.600 align:center
So let's start this debate on comedy.
First of all,
00:38:50.680 --> 00:38:53.400 align:center
- we need to know what comedy is.
- Yes.
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:55.160 align:center
In some shows,
00:38:55.240 --> 00:38:58.280 align:center
men dress as women.
So is cross-dressing comedy?
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.520 align:center
- You--
- I want to know that!
00:39:01.600 --> 00:39:02.440 align:center
- Excuse me.
- Well…
00:39:02.520 --> 00:39:04.560 align:center
- I want to know that!
- Excuse me!
00:39:04.640 --> 00:39:05.800 align:center
Hear me out.
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:09.880 align:center
Can we please avoid this topic?
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:11.720 align:center
- No, we cannot. Sorry, we can't.
- We can take this up…
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:13.560 align:center
- some other time.
- No, no, no!
00:39:13.640 --> 00:39:15.800 align:center
We're discussing this today!
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:18.400 align:center
Of course, today,
since he left his blouse at home.
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:22.320 align:center
Obviously, he wants to debate this.
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:27.080 align:center
Hold on a minute.
00:39:27.680 --> 00:39:29.000 align:center
I have the blouse with me.
00:39:34.040 --> 00:39:37.120 align:center
- Uncle, can you please shut up?
- Uncle?!
00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:39.000 align:center
- Uncle, one minute--
- Your mother is an uncle!
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:44.440 align:center
I'd like to answer that.
00:39:44.520 --> 00:39:47.600 align:center
An artist has no gender.
00:39:48.160 --> 00:39:50.400 align:center
An artist can become a woman,
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:54.360 align:center
even an elephant,
or a generator, anything.
00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:58.560 align:center
An artist leaves home
like a blank canvas.
00:39:58.640 --> 00:40:00.240 align:center
He can become anything!
00:40:04.640 --> 00:40:06.960 align:center
You've made a very poignant point.
00:40:07.040 --> 00:40:10.480 align:center
Otherwise, I was ready to admit
I do it for the money.
00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:16.440 align:center
Listen, you in the corner. No offense,
but I really don't like your face.
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:19.320 align:center
I'm sorry to say.
00:40:20.640 --> 00:40:24.040 align:center
Honestly, you should upload your face
on YouTube and then delete it.
00:40:26.680 --> 00:40:28.160 align:center
But let me add! Let me add!
00:40:28.240 --> 00:40:30.720 align:center
Can you please shut up for two minutes?
Two minutes!
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:33.040 align:center
Can you just listen to me?
00:40:33.120 --> 00:40:33.960 align:center
Yes.
00:40:35.080 --> 00:40:36.960 align:center
Sunil Pal ji doesn't like
00:40:37.600 --> 00:40:41.280 align:center
men dressing as women on shows.
00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:45.480 align:center
Sunil Pal ji, are you sticking to that,
or has your opinion changed?
00:40:45.560 --> 00:40:47.880 align:center
I'd just like to say,
since I'm from Nagpur,
00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:50.040 align:center
which is known for its oranges,
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:52.680 align:center
I cannot tolerate
this level of disrespect toward oranges.
00:40:56.520 --> 00:40:57.360 align:center
Good one.
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:01.040 align:center
- But we don't get our oranges from Nagpur.
- Yes!
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:04.480 align:center
We get ours from Andheri.
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:08.680 align:center
Now you don't have any objection, right?
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:11.600 align:center
Do you have any objections?
00:41:15.080 --> 00:41:18.480 align:center
Sir, no, no, no! No!
00:41:19.120 --> 00:41:21.520 align:center
- How can--
- Tell me if you have any objections!
00:41:24.240 --> 00:41:27.520 align:center
- Tell me something. If you're from Nagpur,
- Yes.
00:41:27.600 --> 00:41:29.400 align:center
why are you so deficient in Vitamin C?
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:33.639 align:center
- Mr. Ranveer.
- Yes?
00:41:33.739 --> 00:41:36.320 align:center
What do you have to say about that?
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:38.880 align:center
Say something and shut this
damn thing down so we can go home.
00:41:47.160 --> 00:41:49.480 align:center
I've never seen a guy this smooth.
00:41:49.560 --> 00:41:51.200 align:center
His face is like a boiled egg.
00:41:51.280 --> 00:41:53.160 align:center
Completely smooth.
Never seen anything like it.
00:41:53.240 --> 00:41:55.360 align:center
Do you know it's not easy
to get this smooth?
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:57.680 align:center
- Then?
- After shaving, he rubs his face in sand.
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.480 align:center
That's the secret.
00:42:02.120 --> 00:42:03.640 align:center
Men dressing as women.
00:42:03.720 --> 00:42:05.360 align:center
What do you have
to say about that, Ranveer?
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:06.680 align:center
I support it.
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:08.680 align:center
I'm very Gen Z in my mindset.
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:10.000 align:center
So I'm fluid.
00:42:10.080 --> 00:42:12.680 align:center
First of all, what is Gen Z?
00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:16.720 align:center
All these years,
and I still don't know what Gen Z is.
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:18.840 align:center
Like behan ji, we have Gen Z.
00:42:19.960 --> 00:42:21.120 align:center
Okay.
00:42:21.200 --> 00:42:22.360 align:center
You tell me, Samay.
00:42:23.200 --> 00:42:24.360 align:center
What's your take?
00:42:27.200 --> 00:42:28.120 align:center
Sir…
00:42:28.200 --> 00:42:29.920 align:center
Men dressing as women on the show…
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:31.960 align:center
Why don't you come here?
00:42:32.040 --> 00:42:33.280 align:center
Just…
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:34.640 align:center
Take my seat.
00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:43.200 align:center
Sir, I believe
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:45.880 align:center
a man playing a woman is also an art.
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:48.760 align:center
People only see the final result,
00:42:48.840 --> 00:42:50.880 align:center
not the hard work behind it.
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:53.080 align:center
Like Kiku sir ji and Krishna ji here.
00:42:53.160 --> 00:42:55.520 align:center
Backstage, they took 35 minutes
00:42:55.600 --> 00:42:56.520 align:center
to become women.
00:42:57.040 --> 00:42:59.200 align:center
And Archana ji took
two and a half hours, right?
00:43:04.240 --> 00:43:06.720 align:center
- That's nothing.
- This is art.
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.600 align:center
She becomes a man in five minutes.
00:43:11.520 --> 00:43:13.800 align:center
- So, once upon a time,
- Oh!
00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:16.760 align:center
- Victor said, "Laughter--"
- Victor who?
00:43:16.840 --> 00:43:17.680 align:center
I don't know.
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:21.080 align:center
But he said that, and I heard it.
00:43:21.160 --> 00:43:22.000 align:center
Yeah.
00:43:22.080 --> 00:43:24.560 align:center
"Laughter is the shortest distance
between two people."
00:43:24.640 --> 00:43:26.000 align:center
- What does it mean?
- Wow!
00:43:26.600 --> 00:43:27.680 align:center
I don't know what it means.
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:32.560 align:center
I don't care what Victor said,
but I do care about what I'm about to say.
00:43:33.720 --> 00:43:37.000 align:center
I say, "Comedy lies in little things."
Is it true?
00:43:37.080 --> 00:43:39.240 align:center
Yes, it does.
It lies in little things,
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:40.760 align:center
naughty things,
00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:43.480 align:center
and sometimes inside loincloths too.
00:43:44.320 --> 00:43:47.280 align:center
I really laugh when I see
someone's loincloth flying off.
00:43:48.640 --> 00:43:50.520 align:center
For example, this is a loincloth.
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:56.760 align:center
It's flying.
00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:01.520 align:center
What's the joke? Tell me!
00:44:01.600 --> 00:44:03.200 align:center
That's not fair.
00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:04.320 align:center
This is cheating.
00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:05.640 align:center
- Why?
- You're wearing pants underneath it.
00:44:07.600 --> 00:44:09.400 align:center
All the comedy is blocked by the pants.
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:12.520 align:center
I get it. I get it. Yeah!
00:44:13.120 --> 00:44:14.160 align:center
I get it.
00:44:14.240 --> 00:44:16.040 align:center
I would like to confess something today.
00:44:16.120 --> 00:44:19.800 align:center
All this "little-little, naughty-naughty,
dhoti-dhoti" wordplay that I've learned
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:21.840 align:center
is from Sunil Pal sahab.
00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:22.760 align:center
I respect that.
00:44:23.600 --> 00:44:27.560 align:center
There's a real class to his wordplay.
00:44:27.640 --> 00:44:29.560 align:center
I've also encountered
some strange individuals.
00:44:29.640 --> 00:44:32.760 align:center
One guy meets Sunil Gavaskar
at the airport and says,
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:33.920 align:center
"Sunil, Sing-With-Laughter."
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:35.120 align:center
That's terrible comedy!
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.880 align:center
No, no! Uncle!
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:39.720 align:center
He's the one who said it.
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:43.240 align:center
Oh, my bad!
He must be having an off day.
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.680 align:center
Sometimes you skip sleep
to catch a flight and-- I don't know.
00:44:50.680 --> 00:44:53.360 align:center
I have a personal question for you.
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:54.760 align:center
Like you always say,
00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:57.240 align:center
"Sunil Pal,
the king of comedy, standing tall."
00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:00.400 align:center
So what is this comedy that you did
that makes you stand tall?
00:45:03.714 --> 00:45:05.360 align:center
Tell us what you have to say about this!
00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:10.320 align:center
What do you have to say?
00:45:13.259 --> 00:45:15.537 align:center
See, all I want to say is,
00:45:15.662 --> 00:45:18.680 align:center
a "crazy community" is what makes comedy.
00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:19.960 align:center
Wow!
00:45:21.040 --> 00:45:23.040 align:center
I would like to add something.
00:45:23.120 --> 00:45:25.240 align:center
The Sunil Gavaskar pun
was better than this.
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:29.800 align:center
That was my joke too.
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:33.120 align:center
I swear, I've been following
everyone here for 15 years,
00:45:33.200 --> 00:45:35.440 align:center
and this is the first joke
Archana ji didn't laugh at.
00:45:39.520 --> 00:45:40.960 align:center
Let me move on to the next topic.
00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:44.200 align:center
Grandpa caught the woman next door
from behind…
00:45:45.120 --> 00:45:46.960 align:center
while she was stealing sugar.
00:45:47.040 --> 00:45:47.920 align:center
See, the story took a turn.
00:45:48.000 --> 00:45:49.920 align:center
Is that what you call comedy,
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:53.200 align:center
the art of suddenly changing the direction
of the story after a pause?
00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:56.080 align:center
I don't know about art,
but there's a lot of comedy in farts.
00:45:58.640 --> 00:46:01.440 align:center
I remember, Sunil ji,
you had objected
00:46:01.520 --> 00:46:03.280 align:center
to comedy that deals with farts.
00:46:04.240 --> 00:46:06.920 align:center
What's wrong with it?
The gas is passing. It's a fart!
00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:10.840 align:center
It's a fart! What's the problem?
It's a natural process. Fart!
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:12.360 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:46:14.240 --> 00:46:16.120 align:center
Let me tell you.
00:46:17.000 --> 00:46:18.400 align:center
No man…
00:46:19.520 --> 00:46:21.960 align:center
is born a criminal.
00:46:22.040 --> 00:46:23.640 align:center
Sidhu sahab, I'll tell you a story.
00:46:23.720 --> 00:46:25.960 align:center
Ramesh and Suresh
were two brothers.
00:46:26.040 --> 00:46:27.800 align:center
Ramesh joined the police force,
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:31.080 align:center
- and Suresh entered the world of crime.
- Okay.
00:46:31.160 --> 00:46:32.120 align:center
Both had pistols.
00:46:32.200 --> 00:46:34.080 align:center
But the world respects Ramesh.
Why?
00:46:34.160 --> 00:46:35.626 align:center
- Because he chose the right path.
- Yes.
00:46:35.709 --> 00:46:36.789 align:center
He became a cop.
00:46:37.120 --> 00:46:40.160 align:center
In the same way, fart and burp
are sons of the same mother.
00:46:42.040 --> 00:46:45.040 align:center
But fart is not respected
because it chose the wrong path.
00:46:51.040 --> 00:46:53.720 align:center
- Shall I move to the next topic?
- Yes, yes!
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:55.000 align:center
This topic is about
00:46:55.520 --> 00:46:57.280 align:center
how we use words
00:46:58.560 --> 00:46:59.720 align:center
like "elephant," "ant,"
00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:01.320 align:center
and "donkey"
00:47:02.120 --> 00:47:03.080 align:center
in our jokes.
00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:05.440 align:center
- Look at his…
- Why?
00:47:06.280 --> 00:47:08.480 align:center
- Look at his--
- Because they don't have a voice?
00:47:11.240 --> 00:47:12.280 align:center
Why?
00:47:13.720 --> 00:47:16.440 align:center
- Where are you talking from?
- Why do we do that?
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:21.200 align:center
- Listen, whatever you want to say,
- Too good.
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.520 align:center
say it with your mouth.
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.000 align:center
Why do you mention donkeys,
ants, and elephants?
00:47:29.080 --> 00:47:31.320 align:center
I say you shouldn't mention
chickens either.
00:47:31.840 --> 00:47:34.080 align:center
In jokes, we often say
a chicken lays an egg…
00:47:34.160 --> 00:47:36.200 align:center
That poor thing
has been laying eggs for years
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:38.960 align:center
without worrying about her figure.
00:47:39.640 --> 00:47:42.960 align:center
And we make jokes about her.
If the tables were turned,
00:47:43.040 --> 00:47:45.400 align:center
trust me, we wouldn't be able
to lay more than two eggs.
00:47:45.480 --> 00:47:46.720 align:center
Two!
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:49.960 align:center
I disagree!
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:53.200 align:center
- You say two eggs?
- Yes.
00:47:53.280 --> 00:47:54.360 align:center
I can give three.
00:47:55.040 --> 00:47:57.480 align:center
- Who does the third one belong to?
- See this.
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:02.160 align:center
One, two, three.
00:48:02.240 --> 00:48:04.400 align:center
Now you're talking.
I was really hungry.
00:48:05.680 --> 00:48:06.960 align:center
Two yolks and three whites.
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:09.720 align:center
One three-egg omelet. Here's 200.
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:11.600 align:center
This is the airport.
It costs 800 rupees.
00:48:11.680 --> 00:48:13.800 align:center
Why is an omelet 800 rupees
at the airport?
00:48:13.880 --> 00:48:15.960 align:center
They're chicken eggs, right?
Or the pilot's?
00:48:20.680 --> 00:48:22.520 align:center
Even the chicken doesn't put in
this much effort to lay eggs
00:48:22.600 --> 00:48:24.160 align:center
as you do to make an omelet.
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:26.960 align:center
Add some green chilis to it.
00:48:27.680 --> 00:48:30.440 align:center
By now, it must have turned
into a biryani.
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:36.000 align:center
- Let's move.
- Move.
00:48:36.080 --> 00:48:40.440 align:center
My question is,
should there be body shaming in comedy?
00:48:40.520 --> 00:48:42.266 align:center
What do you have to say about that?
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:50.360 align:center
The nation wants to know!
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:52.120 align:center
Answer it, fatso!
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:00.480 align:center
- Well,
- Oh, my God!
00:49:00.560 --> 00:49:02.000 align:center
- I believe that
- Yes.
00:49:02.080 --> 00:49:04.600 align:center
if a fat person is getting a fat check
00:49:04.680 --> 00:49:06.120 align:center
to be called fat…
00:49:09.640 --> 00:49:13.480 align:center
why should another fat person
have any objection?
00:49:13.560 --> 00:49:16.640 align:center
The long and short of it is,
there's no problem with this.
00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:20.920 align:center
Samay, what do you have to say?
00:49:21.000 --> 00:49:23.400 align:center
Sir, I think it depends
00:49:24.120 --> 00:49:26.200 align:center
on how far the fat person is from you.
00:49:28.600 --> 00:49:30.640 align:center
If he's next to you,
00:49:30.720 --> 00:49:32.040 align:center
then you shouldn't say it.
00:49:32.720 --> 00:49:36.440 align:center
But if he's far away,
then you can say it and run away.
00:49:37.080 --> 00:49:39.040 align:center
- Correct.
- And if you're not calling
00:49:39.120 --> 00:49:40.560 align:center
a fat person fat,
00:49:40.640 --> 00:49:43.120 align:center
but thin, then that's
an even bigger insult.
00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:46.198 align:center
- He might get more upset.
- It's better to just swear, sir.
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:54.160 align:center
- Thank you.
- This guy is too good.
00:49:54.880 --> 00:49:57.840 align:center
You guys have really
"moti-vated" me a lot. Thank you.
00:49:59.040 --> 00:50:00.280 align:center
I want to ask you something.
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:02.920 align:center
Your face is like a cycle.
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:04.524 align:center
Why are you saying this
while looking at me?
00:50:05.720 --> 00:50:07.560 align:center
- This is just an example I'm giving.
- Okay.
00:50:07.640 --> 00:50:08.480 align:center
My finger just pointed your way.
00:50:08.560 --> 00:50:11.320 align:center
She really did start looking
like a big cycle to me.
00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:13.360 align:center
Your face is like an embarrassed cat.
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:17.040 align:center
Your face is like an old athlete's shoe.
00:50:17.720 --> 00:50:20.200 align:center
- Are all these still examples?
- Yes, they're examples.
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:21.800 align:center
Your face is like a bathroom flip-flop.
00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.600 align:center
- That's enough.
- So all this "your face is like this,
00:50:24.680 --> 00:50:26.880 align:center
your face is like that."
Is that comedy?!
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:32.240 align:center
Is this comedy?
00:50:33.640 --> 00:50:36.280 align:center
"Your face is like this and that…"
Is this comedy?
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You tell me, is this--
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Oh, my God!
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Grab him! Pull him out.
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- Come out.
- Oh, my God!
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- Come out.
- Is this comedy?!
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- No, no!
- Hey!
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Wait, tell me something!
Is this news?!
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Oh, my God!
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Tell me, is this comedy?
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- Is this comedy?
- Hey…
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Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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This guy has lost it!
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Is this comedy?
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- This guy has gone mad.
- Is this comedy?
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Sunil Pal ji, let's scram.
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- This guy has gone mad.
- Is this comedy?
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- Go away!
- Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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Superb!
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- Sunil! Sunil! Sunil!
- Amazing!
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