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Wow!
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Good evening, and welcome to
The Great Indian Kapil Show!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
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- Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
- Thank you so much! Please sit.
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Love you!
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Who said that?
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God bless you.
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Sidhu paaji, these days everyone
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has a YouTube channel.
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You both know that.
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Even if someone is on a Netflix show
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streaming in 192 countries,
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they still start their
own YouTube channel.
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That's me.
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If there are four people
living in a house,
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the mother has her own channel,
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the father has one,
and the kids have their own.
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Now I'm talking about you.
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What I mean is…
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If you see, everyone
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is making a video.
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There are so many channels.
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Wives are in the kitchen like,
"Guys,
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I have made dahi bhalle
and kadi-chawal today."
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Her husband is dumbfounded
in the background.
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She makes the dishes
and posts them on YouTube.
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Then the mother-in-law says,
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"Her food is good only in the video."
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"That day, she made kadi-pakoda,
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and I broke my teeth eating it."
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Girls give makeup tips online.
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I am amused.
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"Guys, put on moisturizer first."
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"Next, put on some foundation."
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"Highlighter followed by blush
and lip gloss."
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"Lastly, black eyeliner
with magenta mascara,
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and your 'no-makeup look' is done."
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"No-makeup look"?!
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You put 28 different things on your face.
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Your lips are two sizes bigger.
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It confuses the duck.
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Bubbly sister-in-laws from small towns.
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They're also active on YouTube.
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"Hi, guys!"
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They can't get through
a sentence without "guys."
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"Hi, guys!"
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If you comment on their video
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that they look bad,
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they'll drop the "guys"
and start cussing you out.
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"Mind your own business, you dog!"
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"Guys, today I'll tell you
about backless blouses."
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"A single string is holding it together."
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Old men, when they hear this,
take off their normal glasses
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to put on their reading glasses.
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And his wife says,
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"Hey. Why did you put on your
reading glasses?"
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"You wanna tattoo her back?"
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People who hand out life advice
have their own channels.
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Piano plays in the background
when they talk.
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Play the piano, please.
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Their expressions
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are a mix of Arun Govil and Alok Nath.
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They will blink in slow motion.
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With a smile, they say,
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"The struggle is for peace, friends."
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"Everyone is living their lives."
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"Life is too short."
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His wife goes,
"What's too short?!"
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"Your mother has been here for 25 days.
When will she go?"
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"'Life is too short."
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Some people
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make travel videos.
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"Pack your bags and leave your home."
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"A beautiful world is waiting for you."
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Someone comments,
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"We left, but who will pay for this?
Your dad?!"
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But it's true, paaji.
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Talented people have worked hard
and become superstars
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through their original content
on their channels.
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Both our guests today are stars like that.
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Millions of people watch them.
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Let's call them.
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Please welcome
Mr. Samay Raina and
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Mr. Ranveer Allahbadia.
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Love you, bro!
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Welcome.
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Welcome to the show.
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Hey…
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Welcome.
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Samay! Samay! Samay!
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Samay! Samay! Samay!
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Amazing!
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Do you see how much they love you?
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They're just happy
that we're not in jail.
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You all know them very well.
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Last year, they were
the most searched celebrities.
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People were looking for them online,
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and the cops were looking
for them offline.
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How did you feel last year?
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It was a weird year, sir.
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There are only two people in this studio
who have been to the Supreme Court.
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That's us and Sidhu paaji.
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That's why I wrote something for you.
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- Really? Wow.
- Amazing.
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- Let it out.
- Let's hear it!
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Won't stop myself after facing problems
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- Won't stop…
- Wow!
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Wow!
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Won't stop myself after facing problems
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I will be back to bring back your smiles
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- Nice.
- Wow!
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We don't quit the game with one setback
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We were strong before
Stronger is our comeback
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Wow!
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Paaji, if he makes another joke today,
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- we'll all beat him up.
- No…
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It feels like I am back home.
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I'll get some tips from you two today.
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On how to bounce back.
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The last time Ranveer and Samay
were together,
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a case was filed against them.
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You are together once again.
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Would you like some tea, coffee,
or anticipatory bail?
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Did you use to watch Latent?
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I have watched many episodes.
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- I even called Samay.
- Yes.
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I called and told him,
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"How's there not a single case
against you?"
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So…
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And I swear, the day my show
was shut down,
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sir called me a day before that.
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He told me something bad
would happen to me.
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That's true. Tell them.
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I told him that you're in the limelight.
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Be careful now.
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I was telling that from experience.
I'm not a clairvoyant.
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You can be famous by saying anything.
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But once you're famous,
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- you can't just say anything.
- Amazing.
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All I want to tell both my brothers
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is that you two are not married.
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But everyone working on our show
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has kids and families.
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We'll do this episode carefully.
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I was careful back then, too, sir.
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No, I…
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This is a family-friendly zone.
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I will be family-friendly.
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- But Ranveer is very sweet.
- He is.
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And such controversies that happen,
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they are a learning moment.
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I'm sure you learned a lot.
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People love you so much today.
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When the show was shut down,
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who called whom first?
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What did you say?
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- I called the lawyer first.
- Okay.
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Yeah. He was not reachable.
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Okay. Where did you go
after turning off your phone, Ranveer?
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One of my brothers is in the audience.
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I was at his home.
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- Wow!
- He's here for that.
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The one sheltering the criminal
is also a criminal.
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I had no clue.
He just rang my doorbell.
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He was there, and I let him in.
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Later, I got to know what was happening.
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When you saw the clip,
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didn't you kick him out?
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After that, I was planning to leave home.
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After this controversy,
did you get more gig offers,
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or were the ones already booked also…?
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They said, "It's okay.
Keep the advance."
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I got a lot of calls, sir,
but comedy is very difficult these days.
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Now you get it?
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Sir, I don't know how you do it.
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At that time, genuinely,
the first call I got was from Kapil sir.
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I still don't know
whether it was concern or an insult.
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He said, "Samay,
just like your good days are over,
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- your bad days will be over soon too."
- End soon.
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We were waiting
for something to happen.
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Kapil sir also stopped tweeting
around then.
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That's why I stopped!
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- The first couple of weeks were so quiet.
- Yes.
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Udit Narayan also stopped kissing people.
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Kapil!
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You came here ages ago.
Around 2004-2005?
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- In 2007.
- Right.
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I can see the 2007 Kapil
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in this boy.
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- Oh, wow.
- You're lovely.
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- He's fun.
- Amazing.
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- Very nice. God bless you.
- Samay.
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Samay, this is a compliment for you.
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But I mean it. You're amazing.
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Like a breath of fresh air.
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First, I would like to say that
he has a very kind heart,
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- True.
- and that's what people should know.
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Absolutely. Imagine shutting down
someone's show,
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and they still let you live.
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They must have a kind heart.
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We have become even closer friends
over the last year,
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- I feel.
- That is what he thinks,
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and he is right.
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It is true.
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Lovely. So funny, son.
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You are bound to become friends
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since you are slapped
with the same charges, right?
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When something like this happens,
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- you become ten times more careful.
- You become more careful.
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Now, when you prepare for comedy,
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do you rehearse it with friends
or with lawyers?
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Sir, I go around with a lawyer now.
Genuinely.
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Really?
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The one sitting next to you…
Didn't they break his theater?
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Sir, he has a comedy theater here.
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It's called "The Habitat."
It's very famous.
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Every other week, he gets a call
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with a threat about trashing the venue.
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Oh, my God!
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Balraj, I'd like to talk to you.
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- Yes, sir.
- Firstly, sorry
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about your venue.
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- Thank you, sir.
- How many times did they break it?
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Sir, thrice.
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People come there
after getting offended by a joke.
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Then, all we can do is speak…
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All of you present here
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have been a great inspiration for us.
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After seeing you,
we want to make people laugh.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, brother.
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This is genuinely
a very big moment for me.
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I have been watching you
since my childhood
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across various shows.
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It was always my dream
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to come on TV with you guys.
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- Nice.
- I never thought that
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you yourself would
come on OTT one day.
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But…
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I genuinely love you so much,
Archana ma'am and Sidhu paaji.
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- Thank you.
- I love you guys so much.
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Son, if God shuts one door,
then He opens ten windows.
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You just have to look for the windows.
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But people only throw stones through them.
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- Love you, sir.
- Love you, kiddo. You're brilliant.
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- Superb.
- Sir.
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Whatever I am,
I've learned from all of you.
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Genuinely, you're a part
of my entire childhood.
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I used to watch you.
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You and Shekhar sir.
I watched you on Comedy Circus.
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I used to watch every single episode.
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And still you didn't learn what
you should say and what you should not?
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Let's sit and continue our chat.
Please come.
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Too good, man.
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Sir, genuinely,
I respect you both a lot,
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but I respect Archana ji a little more
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because Waqar Younis
never got her out for zero.
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You scoundrel!
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No matter who you aim at,
the pillow always hits me.
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His batting was quite strong, right?
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Even when the two of us went
to the police station,
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we met a lot of fans of Sidhu paaji there.
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Really?
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They were taking people into rooms
and repeating his dialogues.
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- Which one?
- "Thrash them good."
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- This boy is too good, man.
- Oh, my God!
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He's just too good.
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Ranveer, tell me,
what's this name BeerBiceps?
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When I began, my goal was
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to create a fitness channel,
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so I thought I should have
a cool name like in wrestling,
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- Yes.
- HHH or Stone Cold.
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I just wanted something cool.
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- Okay.
- But over time,
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I stopped drinking beer.
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- I still have a little bicep left.
- Okay.
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But the name became popular,
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so we kept it.
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So do you need a liquor license for it,
or can you keep it without one?
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- No, you don't need one.
- Okay.
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You all must have seen
Samay's stand-up video.
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He cracks a lot of jokes
about his grandfather.
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Samay, has your mother ever said
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that just to get a few laughs,
you're ruining family relationships?
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The jokes about your grandfather,
are they real?
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Sir, if I were a poet,
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I would have written poems
in my grandfather's memory.
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If I were a singer,
I would have sung songs in his memory.
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However, as a comedian,
all I can do is write jokes in his memory.
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- Makes sense.
- Well said.
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And I also spread awareness.
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Paaji, my grandfather, once had an attack,
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and I was the only one in the house.
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- Okay.
- I didn't know the ambulance number.
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- Oh.
- Okay?
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You're all laughing. Do you know it?
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Archana ma'am,
do you know the ambulance number?
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- The only number I know is 100.
- That is the police.
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Paaji, I didn't remember either,
so I accidentally called 102.
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Whose number is that?
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- The fire department.
- Fire! Yes.
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So they showed up and asked,
"Where's the fire?"
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I said, "Well, now the fire will start
in the morning."
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Has a parent ever come up to you and said,
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"My son is going astray
after watching your videos"?
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Yes, his parents did.
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By the way, my parents love your show.
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There's a story behind that.
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- A genuine one.
- Okay.
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My grandfather was bedridden
during his final days,
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but he used to watch your show a lot.
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So wherever he is,
he must be very happy.
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- Thank you, brother.
- This is a big day for me.
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Samay, you're an amazing comedian.
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So, who do you think is the best
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stand-up comedian in India?
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Stand-up.
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In this case--
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Ma'am, there's no doubt that
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not just in India but in the world,
the best comedian
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- is right here, Kapil Sharma.
- Bro, love you.
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Genuinely, what he does is very difficult.
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I don't know how he does it.
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Every week there's a new episode.
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You must have done
at least 1,000 episodes by now.
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It is unbelievable.
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There's a legend sitting right here.
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Thank you, bro. Love you.
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These people make it happen.
The love they give you
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boosts your confidence.
16:03.120 --> 16:07.520
When you write a script,
it's not always perfect,
16:07.600 --> 16:12.080
but their applause
and smiles tell you
16:12.160 --> 16:14.720
to keep going
because they're with you.
16:14.800 --> 16:16.760
So all of this is because of your love.
16:19.760 --> 16:21.960
Kapil paaji, I have a question for you.
16:22.040 --> 16:25.720
Bro, be careful. Please…
16:30.160 --> 16:31.520
Yes, please.
16:31.600 --> 16:33.080
What are you like in life?
16:33.160 --> 16:36.800
How does it feel
to have run this show for so long?
16:36.880 --> 16:39.720
What's your perspective on all of this?
16:39.945 --> 16:43.480
When you meet a police officer, you ask,
16:43.560 --> 16:45.200
"Sir, what are your hobbies?"
16:45.280 --> 16:48.360
"I really like poetry," or something else.
That's his hobby.
16:48.440 --> 16:51.080
He probably listens
to ghazals in his free time.
16:51.160 --> 16:52.280
However,
16:52.731 --> 16:55.320
our hobby became our profession
and our bread and butter,
16:55.400 --> 16:57.120
and with it came jam as well.
16:57.680 --> 16:58.960
Right?
16:59.040 --> 17:00.760
Jam is red, like Netflix, right?
17:01.349 --> 17:03.800
I think it's a huge blessing from God
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- that you get to do what you love.
- Yeah.
17:05.480 --> 17:08.280
We used to make people laugh
even when we didn't get paid for it.
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So put your heart into what you do,
17:11.360 --> 17:12.720
and everything else will follow.
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It's a blessing, bro.
17:14.589 --> 17:18.000
As a child,
I watched certain films and actors,
17:18.080 --> 17:20.040
and when they come on our show,
17:20.120 --> 17:22.120
I sometimes genuinely wonder
17:22.200 --> 17:24.000
if this is all a dream.
17:24.080 --> 17:25.720
You only get one life.
Make the most of it.
17:25.800 --> 17:27.400
Will you continue the show
when you get older?
17:27.480 --> 17:29.845
He's holding back since he usually
brings up the afterlife.
17:31.240 --> 17:32.080
Today--
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In old age?
17:35.480 --> 17:37.960
Man, I hope
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that I leave this world
while I am still working.
17:39.720 --> 17:40.600
There's no greater blessing than that.
17:40.680 --> 17:42.040
Absolutely.
17:44.720 --> 17:46.640
So what should we talk about today?
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- We can talk about death and stuff.
- Oh, man!
17:49.800 --> 17:51.960
You know, there are only two people
in the world--
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First are the LIC agents,
17:53.640 --> 17:55.280
and second is Ranveer,
17:55.360 --> 17:58.280
who keeps asking, "Do you know
what will happen after you die?"
17:59.520 --> 18:02.400
That's why older guests
avoid his podcast.
18:03.120 --> 18:05.440
Even if they come,
they step outside to cough.
18:07.200 --> 18:09.240
Has anyone ever felt uncomfortable
with that question
18:09.320 --> 18:10.360
or with any question in general?
18:10.440 --> 18:13.240
No, I think people open up
after that question.
18:13.320 --> 18:15.240
- Oh.
- It helps move the conversation forward.
18:15.320 --> 18:16.960
How so? Give us an example.
18:17.520 --> 18:18.600
Let's do a drill.
18:19.400 --> 18:21.040
Do you think about death?
18:21.562 --> 18:23.040
- I have not, man.
- No?
18:23.120 --> 18:25.600
I just feel like it should come
with some notice, not all of a sudden.
18:25.680 --> 18:27.360
But are you scared
18:27.920 --> 18:28.760
or excited?
18:28.840 --> 18:30.720
- I mean--
- Who gets excited about death?
18:32.040 --> 18:33.400
"Wow, I'm going to die tomorrow."
18:34.080 --> 18:35.480
What is that?
18:35.560 --> 18:37.160
Man, we were talking
about such nice things.
18:37.240 --> 18:39.600
What happened?
I'm scared of death.
18:39.680 --> 18:41.080
Ranveer started it.
18:41.160 --> 18:42.440
You know, he asked me last year
18:42.520 --> 18:44.200
if I thought about death.
18:44.280 --> 18:45.120
I obviously didn't,
18:45.200 --> 18:48.440
but the entire past year, I kept thinking
about death because of him.
18:54.600 --> 18:57.280
- What happened, bro? Bathroom break?
- He's from his team.
18:58.280 --> 18:59.680
- From Ranveer's team?
- Yes.
18:59.760 --> 19:00.960
He must have gone to check
if the police are here.
19:30.280 --> 19:31.920
- Hi.
- Hi.
19:32.000 --> 19:32.840
Hello. Hi.
19:34.560 --> 19:36.120
You shaved your arms, too?
19:41.080 --> 19:42.440
That's incredible.
19:43.740 --> 19:46.160
Listen, the guests are here.
Where are the sweets?
19:46.240 --> 19:47.920
Yes. They're here for the first time.
19:48.000 --> 19:50.320
Sweets are a must.
19:50.400 --> 19:52.080
I'm on a diet.
19:52.160 --> 19:53.320
- Please. Have a little
- Just a little.
19:53.400 --> 19:54.840
since this is your first time.
19:54.920 --> 19:55.840
Open your mouth.
19:56.720 --> 19:58.280
Wow.
19:58.800 --> 20:00.360
You can eat it once you get home.
20:01.960 --> 20:05.280
- Why did you not feed him?
- Don't let him open his mouth.
20:10.640 --> 20:12.440
If he opens his mouth,
20:13.520 --> 20:17.560
his dessert might
cost us our main course.
20:18.720 --> 20:20.160
I'm not gonna risk it.
20:20.240 --> 20:23.000
She's right. He turned the show
India's Got Latent
20:23.080 --> 20:25.840
into India's Got De-Latent!
20:26.720 --> 20:29.000
- It happens. Let me introduce myself.
- Wordplay?
20:29.080 --> 20:30.680
Did you get Sunil Pal
to write today's script?
20:36.120 --> 20:37.417
Samay, I have seen your show.
20:37.539 --> 20:39.080
- You're good at it.
- Thank you so much.
20:39.160 --> 20:42.200
You even sit and listen to jokes
from the audience, right?
20:42.280 --> 20:43.360
Yes, sometimes.
20:43.440 --> 20:45.240
- I have one. Can I?
- Go for it.
20:45.960 --> 20:47.600
There's a woman.
20:48.200 --> 20:49.720
She comes out onto the balcony.
20:49.800 --> 20:51.320
Her neighbor walks by
20:51.400 --> 20:53.720
and asks her,
"Is your husband at home?"
20:53.800 --> 20:55.440
She says, "No, he's out."
20:56.880 --> 20:58.440
What was that? Nobody laughed.
20:58.520 --> 21:00.320
The cops didn't show up either, right?
21:02.200 --> 21:03.800
Did the cops show up?
21:08.080 --> 21:12.320
- Sometimes, even a weak joke will do.
- Will do!
21:12.400 --> 21:14.480
- That's true.
- You're right.
21:14.560 --> 21:16.560
- Should we check their stuff?
- Stuff?
21:17.280 --> 21:18.320
I mean…
21:18.400 --> 21:19.840
The bags…
21:19.920 --> 21:21.840
The stuff in your bags.
21:23.320 --> 21:24.160
The bags.
21:25.280 --> 21:27.800
- This is Ranveer Allahbadia's bag.
- Yes.
21:27.880 --> 21:29.640
Let's see what comes out of it.
21:32.480 --> 21:34.600
"How to Talk to Alien."
21:36.480 --> 21:38.864
"101 Tales of the Yeti."
21:41.400 --> 21:43.640
I get it. You read books like that.
21:43.720 --> 21:45.320
- That's why you go around asking people
- Of course.
21:45.400 --> 21:48.080
if they have seen a yeti or an alien.
21:48.160 --> 21:50.320
Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:53.160 --> 21:55.361
It's India's best podcast.
21:55.920 --> 21:56.760
It's mine.
21:57.560 --> 21:59.480
I've seen his podcast.
I'll tell you.
21:59.560 --> 22:00.800
In one of his episodes,
22:00.880 --> 22:03.000
there's a very big comedian
named Kiku Sharda.
22:06.840 --> 22:09.600
He said to him, "You're so cute
22:09.680 --> 22:11.560
that if I were your wife…"
22:13.120 --> 22:15.120
Hey, why are you lying?
22:15.200 --> 22:16.720
No, I'm not.
That's what he said.
22:16.800 --> 22:19.360
No, not about what he said.
About the lie you just told.
22:19.440 --> 22:22.000
"Very big comedian
named Kiku Sharda." Big how?
22:25.360 --> 22:26.488
Big comedian?
22:27.040 --> 22:29.600
On social media,
everyone's fees are listed.
22:30.680 --> 22:32.880
They have inflated yours
by 200,000. Get it?
22:39.600 --> 22:40.960
Let's frisk them properly.
22:41.040 --> 22:43.280
Samay, can you please step forward?
We need to check you.
22:43.360 --> 22:44.560
- Sure.
- Please come.
22:46.640 --> 22:48.160
- Whose bag is this?
- Samay's--
22:48.240 --> 22:49.760
Oh.
22:49.840 --> 22:50.800
Chess.
22:54.240 --> 22:56.800
- You love playing chess, don't you?
- Yes.
22:56.880 --> 22:57.760
So tell me,
22:58.640 --> 22:59.640
when you knew
23:00.160 --> 23:01.960
about the bishop's moves,
23:02.600 --> 23:04.200
the queen's moves,
23:05.720 --> 23:07.360
and the knight's moves,
23:07.440 --> 23:11.080
how did you not know
about this big podcaster's moves?
23:15.640 --> 23:18.240
Don't roast him so much.
He'll like it.
23:18.320 --> 23:19.720
You mean he'll not like it.
23:19.800 --> 23:21.630
No, I mean Sunil Pal will like it.
23:24.200 --> 23:28.760
If by any chance
you don't understand our jokes,
23:28.840 --> 23:31.560
our show streams
on Netflix every Saturday.
23:31.640 --> 23:33.880
Watch it.
If you cannot watch it on Saturday,
23:33.960 --> 23:35.960
you can watch it anytime.
It'll be there forever.
23:36.040 --> 23:38.160
Our episodes don't get deleted.
23:42.400 --> 23:43.280
- Thank you so much.
- Okay?
23:43.360 --> 23:44.240
A huge round of applause.
23:44.320 --> 23:45.640
- Bye!
- Thank you.
23:45.720 --> 23:47.120
Thank you.
23:48.800 --> 23:50.320
We pulled up some of your pictures.
23:51.000 --> 23:52.280
You know our audience.
23:53.080 --> 23:55.440
They leave some amazing comments.
Let's take a look.
23:56.960 --> 24:01.240
KOMMENTER'S KRAVING
24:03.520 --> 24:05.800
Samay uploaded this picture.
"Caption this."
24:05.880 --> 24:07.840
Who all are in this, Samay?
You, Ranveer…
24:07.920 --> 24:09.200
CarryMinati,
24:09.280 --> 24:11.760
Fukra Insaan, and MrBeast,
24:11.840 --> 24:13.280
who is the world's biggest YouTuber.
24:13.360 --> 24:15.785
He's the Kapil Sharma of YouTubers.
We also have Mythpat.
24:16.480 --> 24:18.000
Let's check the comments.
24:18.360 --> 24:20.200
"It looks like everyone
has the same lawyer."
24:24.080 --> 24:25.160
Let's see another one.
24:27.240 --> 24:30.440
"The more serious the case,
the closer to the front they're sitting."
24:31.760 --> 24:33.400
Who's at the front?
Oh, Ranveer.
24:36.040 --> 24:37.040
Next.
24:37.120 --> 24:38.160
Oh, nice.
24:38.240 --> 24:41.369
"Nine years of BeerBiceps.
I now enter my tenth."
24:41.444 --> 24:42.751
"At the beginning of my career,
24:42.851 --> 24:44.240
- my mind was full of ideas,
- Will you be able to read the whole thing?
24:44.320 --> 24:45.400
but my heart was full of--"
24:45.480 --> 24:47.280
Did you really have to write that much?
24:48.000 --> 24:48.840
Is that a samurai sword?
24:48.920 --> 24:51.960
Yes, it's a samurai sword.
It's called a katana.
24:52.040 --> 24:53.040
- Okay.
- So--
24:53.120 --> 24:55.760
After cracking a joke,
he hits that pose outside his house.
24:58.440 --> 24:59.720
Let's see the comments.
25:00.280 --> 25:03.440
The caption is so long, I don't think
anyone left a comment. Okay.
25:03.960 --> 25:06.080
What? "It's humbly submitted that
25:06.160 --> 25:08.120
the caption abide by proper brevity
25:08.200 --> 25:09.600
and not take on the form of an essay."
25:09.680 --> 25:10.520
Very good.
25:12.000 --> 25:13.120
Let's see another one.
25:14.600 --> 25:17.120
"Before you flex the blade,
double-check your drawstring."
25:21.880 --> 25:23.920
- Let's see another one.
- That was a good one.
25:24.840 --> 25:26.840
"If you knew how to use your words,
25:26.920 --> 25:28.640
you wouldn't need to use a sword."
25:30.800 --> 25:31.680
Next.
25:33.280 --> 25:34.880
Oh.
25:35.720 --> 25:36.760
Is this from Scotland?
25:36.840 --> 25:39.040
Sir, why did you pick this one?
25:39.120 --> 25:40.400
Are you stretching your back?
25:40.480 --> 25:43.180
I pulled a muscle before the show,
25:43.280 --> 25:44.920
- just like you did today…
- Yes, I did.
25:45.000 --> 25:48.120
Yes. The guy was adjusting me,
25:48.200 --> 25:50.080
but he made it worse.
25:51.440 --> 25:52.760
That's the photo.
25:52.840 --> 25:54.680
Let's read the comments.
25:54.760 --> 25:57.080
"Saw the name Shaalu
and called for a massage,
25:57.160 --> 25:58.680
only to find out it was a guy."
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Let's see another one.
26:03.400 --> 26:04.880
Maybe he's into that.
26:04.960 --> 26:07.000
"Are you practicing
for your future arrest in America?"
26:09.000 --> 26:09.840
Next.
26:13.120 --> 26:16.640
"My real personality
only comes through in Goa dumps,
26:16.720 --> 26:17.880
not on the podcast."
26:19.240 --> 26:21.520
Bro, have you ever
had a complete blood test?
26:21.600 --> 26:22.600
Yes.
26:23.440 --> 26:25.560
- Were all the reports normal?
- Yes.
26:25.640 --> 26:27.360
What do you get out of it?
26:27.440 --> 26:31.280
It feels nice, kind of like therapy.
26:31.360 --> 26:32.760
Let's see the comments.
26:32.840 --> 26:35.960
"Bro, I was lying on the beach
like that once. A dog came up,
26:36.760 --> 26:40.120
and before I could even move,
it did its thing and just walked off."
26:44.400 --> 26:45.560
Let's see another one.
26:47.200 --> 26:49.480
"Going underground
out of fear of the police."
26:50.440 --> 26:51.560
Next.
26:57.600 --> 26:58.800
Let's see the comments.
27:00.120 --> 27:02.800
"Longest running
and shortest running shows together."
27:09.080 --> 27:10.200
Let's see another one.
27:10.920 --> 27:12.960
"Show Stopper with Show Stopped."
27:15.160 --> 27:17.000
People are really creative.
27:17.080 --> 27:17.920
Next.
27:18.600 --> 27:19.480
Done?
27:21.200 --> 27:22.840
Sidhu paaji,
27:22.920 --> 27:24.520
today we have a special guest with us.
27:24.600 --> 27:25.760
His name is Charles.
27:25.840 --> 27:28.880
He has a very sweet
and fun personality.
27:28.960 --> 27:30.480
- Okay.
- Let's hear it for Charles.
27:35.040 --> 27:37.760
Please come.
We met at an event.
27:37.840 --> 27:38.680
- Yes.
- Okay.
27:38.760 --> 27:41.280
Charles was hosting an event
27:41.360 --> 27:42.600
at the Netflix office,
27:42.680 --> 27:45.040
- Brilliant host, Charles.
- and he…
27:45.880 --> 27:47.640
absolutely killed it.
27:47.720 --> 27:48.920
Charles!
27:49.720 --> 27:53.120
I would first like you to tell
the audience about yourself
27:53.200 --> 27:55.200
and then continue with your performance.
27:55.800 --> 27:58.520
First of all, it's ladies first, right?
27:58.600 --> 27:59.840
- Yes.
- So Archana ma'am,
27:59.920 --> 28:01.400
the same thing, I love you.
28:03.920 --> 28:05.480
My name is Charles Rao,
28:05.560 --> 28:09.080
and I work for the National Association
for the Blind India.
28:09.160 --> 28:12.960
We are the first national association
for the blind in India
28:13.040 --> 28:16.320
that works from cradle
to grave for the community.
28:17.720 --> 28:21.200
To share my story,
I wasn't born blind.
28:21.280 --> 28:23.680
I gradually lost my vision.
28:23.760 --> 28:26.280
Someone outside just asked me,
28:26.360 --> 28:27.680
"Sir, since when
have you been doing comedy?"
28:27.760 --> 28:30.440
I said, "Son, ever since I was born,
my life has been a comedy."
28:31.400 --> 28:34.320
In the end, I have something for you,
Archana ma'am.
28:35.000 --> 28:37.280
Do you know the difference
between sympathy and empathy?
28:37.960 --> 28:39.200
Today I had to come on this show,
28:39.280 --> 28:42.720
so I was standing at the edge
of the platform, waiting to cross.
28:42.800 --> 28:43.840
A man,
28:43.920 --> 28:46.640
lost in his own thoughts,
walked straight into me.
28:46.720 --> 28:48.400
He bumped into me,
grabbed my arm,
28:48.480 --> 28:49.960
and didn't say a word.
28:50.040 --> 28:52.360
I kept saying, "It's okay,"
as he led me away.
28:52.440 --> 28:54.640
I kept walking with him.
28:54.720 --> 28:58.200
Then he dropped me somewhere
and disappeared.
28:58.280 --> 29:00.840
From there, someone else grabbed me
and left me somewhere else.
29:00.920 --> 29:02.240
In the end, I realized I had been
29:02.320 --> 29:04.920
walking back and forth between
platforms one and two the whole time.
29:05.000 --> 29:08.760
Because in their effort to sympathize
with me, they kept walking me in circles.
29:08.840 --> 29:10.760
Yes. So the moral is,
29:10.840 --> 29:14.760
if you want to sympathize with someone,
make sure you also practice empathy,
29:14.840 --> 29:16.320
not just try to earn brownie points
29:16.400 --> 29:18.760
and feel good about yourself.
29:20.000 --> 29:22.880
Charles bhai,
we should do a podcast together.
29:22.960 --> 29:24.320
- There's a lot to learn from you.
- Sure, sir.
29:24.400 --> 29:27.000
Have you come here as a guest
or to look for clients?
29:27.680 --> 29:31.160
Kapil sir, I brought something handmade.
My friend Praful…
29:33.640 --> 29:35.640
- He's here.
- Beautiful.
29:35.720 --> 29:36.560
Thank you, brother.
29:36.640 --> 29:38.320
We also have something for you.
29:38.400 --> 29:40.680
- Charles, since you are so sweet,
- Thank you, sir.
29:40.760 --> 29:45.280
Goibibo is gifting you a foreign trip
29:45.360 --> 29:48.200
- to Bali for your entire family.
- Wow.
29:48.880 --> 29:50.040
So proud of you, sir.
Thank you.
29:50.120 --> 29:52.720
A huge thank you
for coming on the show. Thank you.
29:52.800 --> 29:55.400
- A big round of applause for Charles.
- Thank you.
29:56.960 --> 29:59.658
We have Samay and Ranveer here with us.
30:00.133 --> 30:02.560
Now it's time to call a stand-up comedian
30:02.640 --> 30:04.160
who is senior to all of us.
30:04.240 --> 30:07.520
He was the first winner
of Laughter Challenge
30:07.600 --> 30:09.320
on Indian television,
30:09.400 --> 30:10.880
and he has been entertaining us
ever since.
30:10.960 --> 30:12.720
Please welcome Mr. Sunil Pal.
30:25.640 --> 30:27.120
Sunil bhai!
30:27.665 --> 30:28.720
Welcome.
30:43.200 --> 30:44.200
How are you, sir?
30:44.967 --> 30:46.320
I was just wondering,
30:46.400 --> 30:48.880
how did you get here wearing shoes?
30:51.000 --> 30:52.840
Sunil bhai, welcome to the show.
30:52.920 --> 30:54.960
Whenever Sunil bhai gets on stage,
he says,
30:55.040 --> 30:57.520
"I'm Sunil Pal, the king of comedy,
standing tall."
30:57.600 --> 30:59.640
And he calls Samay comedy's terrorist.
31:01.320 --> 31:04.280
When have you seen him
throwing grenades from his mouth?
31:04.360 --> 31:06.440
Please share your thoughts.
31:06.520 --> 31:09.800
Sir, he really went after us back then.
But never mind.
31:13.720 --> 31:14.800
That was his love.
31:17.280 --> 31:20.880
Kapil bhai, it would have been better
if he had thrown grenades
31:20.960 --> 31:22.240
from his mouth,
31:22.320 --> 31:24.680
- because what actually comes out of him
- Yeah.
31:24.760 --> 31:25.920
is unbearable.
31:27.960 --> 31:30.360
And what is unbearable
doesn't belong in society.
31:31.880 --> 31:34.960
Anyone who doesn't belong in society
is basically a terrorist.
31:37.320 --> 31:38.800
What can I say, Kapil bhai?
31:38.880 --> 31:41.080
Such are the "times."
31:44.240 --> 31:45.760
- And this guy--
- What's this, sir?
31:45.840 --> 31:49.200
Hold on a second.
I greeted you with so much love.
31:49.280 --> 31:51.280
I mean, he has so many issues with me.
31:51.360 --> 31:53.760
What, I throw grenades from my mouth?
31:54.400 --> 31:56.760
What else, sir?
I'm sure you have a list.
31:56.840 --> 31:58.200
I don't perform at carnivals?
31:58.816 --> 32:00.960
I say out-of-line stuff?
32:01.040 --> 32:04.120
Sir, I have absolutely no problem
with you, except that
32:04.200 --> 32:06.160
you don't brush.
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The days of brushing are long gone.
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I got here through a lot of polishing.
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I'm still being polished.
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Yes?
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- I love you so much.
- Sort it out between yourselves, I'm out.
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- But--
- Sunil bhai, have you forgiven him or not?
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Because he genuinely loves you a lot.
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I have just one request, nothing else.
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Sunil, I want to ask,
what has Samay actually done?
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Well, in a classy gathering,
you remember Ghalib.
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In their gathering,
it's just nonstop abuse.
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If we are talking about abuse,
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whatever abusive words I have learned,
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I learned them from Sunil Pal ji's videos.
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- But he has never used abusive language.
- Not from him.
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- From the comments on his videos.
- Yes.
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All those comments are probably from him.
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I genuinely think Sunil Pal ji
is truly number one.
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Out of ten.
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And…
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Thank you very much,
Kapil sahab, thanks for having me
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at this amazing Gen Z gathering,
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with two Gen Z superstars here.
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- What can I even say about him?
- What can you say?
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He has a new name now.
"Show Stopper."
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- Show Stopper.
- Yeah! Right.
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This is a very cool life moment for me.
33:36.400 --> 33:39.800
This generation's GOAT comic
and the last generation's GOAT comic--
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He has been to court so many times
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- that when I met him outside--
- Sir, he just complimented you.
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- You didn't even hear him.
- Thanks a lot.
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Thank you very much.
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- Sir… Sir is always in attack mode.
- Yes!
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No…
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Love you.
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I have a query.
As far as I know, Sunil bhai,
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you were the first winner
of the Laughter Challenge,
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and watching you inspired us to audition.
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And you--
I used to sit in that office.
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We saw him getting calls all the time,
his dates booked for the next six months.
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"Sunil Pal is busy
for six months straight."
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He made tens of millions,
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yet on the day of my movie's premiere,
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- you showed up in flip-flops.
- Yes.
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- What was your strategy behind that?
- Well, I knew
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the guest list would be packed
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with big names,
one bigger than the other.
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Among them,
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I'm neither that handsome
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nor that big
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- What are you saying, sir?
- for the camera to pan to me.
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So I thought I should do something
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that makes me stand out.
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- Seriously?
- Yes.
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I thought you were
just going about your day,
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- saw the fanfare, and walked in.
- No.
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- He--
- I was-- Yes?
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He's always in flip-flops.
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He only sees shoes
when they're thrown at him.
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Sir ji…
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Sir, he has said
so many things about us.
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- Today--
- My mom must be very happy watching this.
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I just remembered something, Samay.
During the Laughter Challenge days,
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Sunil bhai, Pakistan's legendary comedian,
Amanullah Khan sahab,
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- Yes, yes.
- said competitions are for…
35:26.600 --> 35:29.440
film stars and heroines.
"If she wears that, I'll wear this."
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But who makes people laugh?
There is no competition.
35:31.240 --> 35:33.520
We are all just trying
to make people laugh
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and bring a smile to their faces.
35:35.360 --> 35:37.520
Someone might get
a few more laughs than you,
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but it doesn't matter.
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At the end of the day,
the work you're doing is noble.
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Sunil bhai, we have a lot of love
in our hearts for you.
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- And you should forgive them as well.
- Yeah. No…
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I only make requests.
35:48.920 --> 35:51.840
I've never said anything about anybody--
35:51.920 --> 35:55.200
- In case you have any issues--
- I've downloaded your videos on my phone.
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As a comedian, I genuinely feel bad.
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When we comedians get into trouble,
36:02.360 --> 36:05.440
the whole world attacks us,
the media, and everyone.
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That's when we expect
people from our industry to support us.
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But even then,
you come in all guns blazing…
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It feels a little bad.
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So--
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- You know, let's have a debate on this.
- Yes.
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- A debate?
- What should be allowed
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in comedy and what shouldn't?
Right here.
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- Very good.
- Done, sir. Let's go.
36:44.280 --> 36:46.400
Welcome to TGIKS News Debate.
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Wow.
36:49.680 --> 36:52.480
Now tonight, in the debate…
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Debate in the tonight…
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You have to speak here.
37:01.440 --> 37:03.200
It doesn't matter what you say,
just say it.
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There has to be noise pollution.
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Lovely.
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Create as much noise as possible…
37:11.560 --> 37:13.600
- and be part of this debate.
- Yes.
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Let me introduce!
37:17.920 --> 37:20.440
On the side of my eating hand…
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we have two men
and one woman.
37:25.320 --> 37:26.800
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:27.720 --> 37:28.960
Two women and one man.
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Sunil Pal sir.
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On the side of my wiping hand…
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Hold on a minute.
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What's this wiping hand?
37:43.000 --> 37:45.960
You're such a big news anchor.
Why don't you install a jet spray?
37:46.880 --> 37:48.360
Oh, now I get it.
37:48.440 --> 37:49.640
That spray makes you go…
37:51.320 --> 37:53.800
That happens when the water pressure
is too high.
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- Let's concentrate on the debate.
- Oh my!
37:56.240 --> 37:57.280
Yeah, yeah!
37:57.360 --> 37:58.280
Relax, relax.
37:58.360 --> 38:01.240
On the side of my wiping hand,
we have Ranveer…
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Samay…
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And what's your name, bhaisahab?
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Look, I can't reveal my real name
for security reasons,
38:11.800 --> 38:13.840
but my social media name is
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Argumentative Beast.
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"Argumentative Beast?"
38:16.920 --> 38:19.440
I go around to different places and argue.
38:19.520 --> 38:22.080
I even have a Behas Union card.
38:23.200 --> 38:25.640
So, before this,
where have you argued?
38:25.720 --> 38:28.280
You won't believe it,
but I've been divorced twice.
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All because of arguments.
I had an argument with my wife.
38:31.680 --> 38:34.760
I got married, and on the first night,
she came and slept on my bed.
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I have a habit of sleeping alone
with my legs spread wide, Sidhu sahab.
38:40.920 --> 38:42.640
I asked, "Why are you sleeping here?"
She said, "I'm your wife."
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I said, "Marriage doesn't give you
the right to slip under my blanket."
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I argued a lot.
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So let's start this debate on comedy.
First of all,
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- we need to know what comedy is.
- Yes.
38:53.480 --> 38:55.160
In some shows,
38:55.240 --> 38:58.280
men dress as women.
So is cross-dressing comedy?
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- You--
- I want to know that!
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- Excuse me.
- Well…
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- I want to know that!
- Excuse me!
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Hear me out.
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Can we please avoid this topic?
39:09.960 --> 39:11.720
- No, we cannot. Sorry, we can't.
- We can take this up…
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- some other time.
- No, no, no!
39:13.640 --> 39:15.800
We're discussing this today!
39:15.880 --> 39:18.400
Of course, today,
since he left his blouse at home.
39:20.440 --> 39:22.320
Obviously, he wants to debate this.
39:25.920 --> 39:27.080
Hold on a minute.
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I have the blouse with me.
39:34.040 --> 39:37.120
- Uncle, can you please shut up?
- Uncle?!
39:37.200 --> 39:39.000
- Uncle, one minute--
- Your mother is an uncle!
39:41.400 --> 39:44.440
I'd like to answer that.
39:44.520 --> 39:47.600
An artist has no gender.
39:48.160 --> 39:50.400
An artist can become a woman,
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even an elephant,
or a generator, anything.
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An artist leaves home
like a blank canvas.
39:58.640 --> 40:00.240
He can become anything!
40:04.640 --> 40:06.960
You've made a very poignant point.
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Otherwise, I was ready to admit
I do it for the money.
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Listen, you in the corner. No offense,
but I really don't like your face.
40:17.880 --> 40:19.320
I'm sorry to say.
40:20.640 --> 40:24.040
Honestly, you should upload your face
on YouTube and then delete it.
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But let me add! Let me add!
40:28.240 --> 40:30.720
Can you please shut up for two minutes?
Two minutes!
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Can you just listen to me?
40:33.120 --> 40:33.960
Yes.
40:35.080 --> 40:36.960
Sunil Pal ji doesn't like
40:37.600 --> 40:41.280
men dressing as women on shows.
40:41.360 --> 40:45.480
Sunil Pal ji, are you sticking to that,
or has your opinion changed?
40:45.560 --> 40:47.880
I'd just like to say,
since I'm from Nagpur,
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which is known for its oranges,
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I cannot tolerate
this level of disrespect toward oranges.
40:56.520 --> 40:57.360
Good one.
40:57.440 --> 41:01.040
- But we don't get our oranges from Nagpur.
- Yes!
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We get ours from Andheri.
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Now you don't have any objection, right?
41:10.000 --> 41:11.600
Do you have any objections?
41:15.080 --> 41:18.480
Sir, no, no, no! No!
41:19.120 --> 41:21.520
- How can--
- Tell me if you have any objections!
41:24.240 --> 41:27.520
- Tell me something. If you're from Nagpur,
- Yes.
41:27.600 --> 41:29.400
why are you so deficient in Vitamin C?
41:32.480 --> 41:33.639
- Mr. Ranveer.
- Yes?
41:33.739 --> 41:36.320
What do you have to say about that?
41:36.400 --> 41:38.880
Say something and shut this
damn thing down so we can go home.
41:47.160 --> 41:49.480
I've never seen a guy this smooth.
41:49.560 --> 41:51.200
His face is like a boiled egg.
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Completely smooth.
Never seen anything like it.
41:53.240 --> 41:55.360
Do you know it's not easy
to get this smooth?
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- Then?
- After shaving, he rubs his face in sand.
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That's the secret.
42:02.120 --> 42:03.640
Men dressing as women.
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What do you have
to say about that, Ranveer?
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I support it.
42:06.760 --> 42:08.680
I'm very Gen Z in my mindset.
42:08.760 --> 42:10.000
So I'm fluid.
42:10.080 --> 42:12.680
First of all, what is Gen Z?
42:14.880 --> 42:16.720
All these years,
and I still don't know what Gen Z is.
42:16.800 --> 42:18.840
Like behan ji, we have Gen Z.
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Okay.
42:21.200 --> 42:22.360
You tell me, Samay.
42:23.200 --> 42:24.360
What's your take?
42:27.200 --> 42:28.120
Sir…
42:28.200 --> 42:29.920
Men dressing as women on the show…
42:30.000 --> 42:31.960
Why don't you come here?
42:32.040 --> 42:33.280
Just…
42:33.360 --> 42:34.640
Take my seat.
42:39.920 --> 42:43.200
Sir, I believe
42:43.280 --> 42:45.880
a man playing a woman is also an art.
42:46.400 --> 42:48.760
People only see the final result,
42:48.840 --> 42:50.880
not the hard work behind it.
42:50.960 --> 42:53.080
Like Kiku sir ji and Krishna ji here.
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Backstage, they took 35 minutes
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to become women.
42:57.040 --> 42:59.200
And Archana ji took
two and a half hours, right?
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- That's nothing.
- This is art.
43:06.800 --> 43:08.600
She becomes a man in five minutes.
43:11.520 --> 43:13.800
- So, once upon a time,
- Oh!
43:13.880 --> 43:16.760
- Victor said, "Laughter--"
- Victor who?
43:16.840 --> 43:17.680
I don't know.
43:19.000 --> 43:21.080
But he said that, and I heard it.
43:21.160 --> 43:22.000
Yeah.
43:22.080 --> 43:24.560
"Laughter is the shortest distance
between two people."
43:24.640 --> 43:26.000
- What does it mean?
- Wow!
43:26.600 --> 43:27.680
I don't know what it means.
43:28.480 --> 43:32.560
I don't care what Victor said,
but I do care about what I'm about to say.
43:33.720 --> 43:37.000
I say, "Comedy lies in little things."
Is it true?
43:37.080 --> 43:39.240
Yes, it does.
It lies in little things,
43:39.320 --> 43:40.760
naughty things,
43:41.440 --> 43:43.480
and sometimes inside loincloths too.
43:44.320 --> 43:47.280
I really laugh when I see
someone's loincloth flying off.
43:48.640 --> 43:50.520
For example, this is a loincloth.
43:55.800 --> 43:56.760
It's flying.
43:58.960 --> 44:01.520
What's the joke? Tell me!
44:01.600 --> 44:03.200
That's not fair.
44:03.280 --> 44:04.320
This is cheating.
44:04.400 --> 44:05.640
- Why?
- You're wearing pants underneath it.
44:07.600 --> 44:09.400
All the comedy is blocked by the pants.
44:10.840 --> 44:12.520
I get it. I get it. Yeah!
44:13.120 --> 44:14.160
I get it.
44:14.240 --> 44:16.040
I would like to confess something today.
44:16.120 --> 44:19.800
All this "little-little, naughty-naughty,
dhoti-dhoti" wordplay that I've learned
44:19.880 --> 44:21.840
is from Sunil Pal sahab.
44:21.920 --> 44:22.760
I respect that.
44:23.600 --> 44:27.560
There's a real class to his wordplay.
44:27.640 --> 44:29.560
I've also encountered
some strange individuals.
44:29.640 --> 44:32.760
One guy meets Sunil Gavaskar
at the airport and says,
44:32.840 --> 44:33.920
"Sunil, Sing-With-Laughter."
44:34.000 --> 44:35.120
That's terrible comedy!
44:35.920 --> 44:37.880
No, no! Uncle!
44:38.400 --> 44:39.720
He's the one who said it.
44:40.920 --> 44:43.240
Oh, my bad!
He must be having an off day.
44:43.320 --> 44:46.680
Sometimes you skip sleep
to catch a flight and-- I don't know.
44:50.680 --> 44:53.360
I have a personal question for you.
44:53.880 --> 44:54.760
Like you always say,
44:54.840 --> 44:57.240
"Sunil Pal,
the king of comedy, standing tall."
44:57.320 --> 45:00.400
So what is this comedy that you did
that makes you stand tall?
45:03.714 --> 45:05.360
Tell us what you have to say about this!
45:08.800 --> 45:10.320
What do you have to say?
45:13.259 --> 45:15.537
See, all I want to say is,
45:15.662 --> 45:18.680
a "crazy community" is what makes comedy.
45:18.760 --> 45:19.960
Wow!
45:21.040 --> 45:23.040
I would like to add something.
45:23.120 --> 45:25.240
The Sunil Gavaskar pun
was better than this.
45:27.440 --> 45:29.800
That was my joke too.
45:29.880 --> 45:33.120
I swear, I've been following
everyone here for 15 years,
45:33.200 --> 45:35.440
and this is the first joke
Archana ji didn't laugh at.
45:39.520 --> 45:40.960
Let me move on to the next topic.
45:41.880 --> 45:44.200
Grandpa caught the woman next door
from behind…
45:45.120 --> 45:46.960
while she was stealing sugar.
45:47.040 --> 45:47.920
See, the story took a turn.
45:48.000 --> 45:49.920
Is that what you call comedy,
45:50.000 --> 45:53.200
the art of suddenly changing the direction
of the story after a pause?
45:53.280 --> 45:56.080
I don't know about art,
but there's a lot of comedy in farts.
45:58.640 --> 46:01.440
I remember, Sunil ji,
you had objected
46:01.520 --> 46:03.280
to comedy that deals with farts.
46:04.240 --> 46:06.920
What's wrong with it?
The gas is passing. It's a fart!
46:07.000 --> 46:10.840
It's a fart! What's the problem?
It's a natural process. Fart!
46:10.920 --> 46:12.360
Oh, my God!
46:14.240 --> 46:16.120
Let me tell you.
46:17.000 --> 46:18.400
No man…
46:19.520 --> 46:21.960
is born a criminal.
46:22.040 --> 46:23.640
Sidhu sahab, I'll tell you a story.
46:23.720 --> 46:25.960
Ramesh and Suresh
were two brothers.
46:26.040 --> 46:27.800
Ramesh joined the police force,
46:28.400 --> 46:31.080
- and Suresh entered the world of crime.
- Okay.
46:31.160 --> 46:32.120
Both had pistols.
46:32.200 --> 46:34.080
But the world respects Ramesh.
Why?
46:34.160 --> 46:35.626
- Because he chose the right path.
- Yes.
46:35.709 --> 46:36.789
He became a cop.
46:37.120 --> 46:40.160
In the same way, fart and burp
are sons of the same mother.
46:42.040 --> 46:45.040
But fart is not respected
because it chose the wrong path.
46:51.040 --> 46:53.720
- Shall I move to the next topic?
- Yes, yes!
46:53.800 --> 46:55.000
This topic is about
46:55.520 --> 46:57.280
how we use words
46:58.560 --> 46:59.720
like "elephant," "ant,"
47:00.320 --> 47:01.320
and "donkey"
47:02.120 --> 47:03.080
in our jokes.
47:04.280 --> 47:05.440
- Look at his…
- Why?
47:06.280 --> 47:08.480
- Look at his--
- Because they don't have a voice?
47:11.240 --> 47:12.280
Why?
47:13.720 --> 47:16.440
- Where are you talking from?
- Why do we do that?
47:19.000 --> 47:21.200
- Listen, whatever you want to say,
- Too good.
47:21.280 --> 47:22.520
say it with your mouth.
47:25.000 --> 47:29.000
Why do you mention donkeys,
ants, and elephants?
47:29.080 --> 47:31.320
I say you shouldn't mention
chickens either.
47:31.840 --> 47:34.080
In jokes, we often say
a chicken lays an egg…
47:34.160 --> 47:36.200
That poor thing
has been laying eggs for years
47:37.000 --> 47:38.960
without worrying about her figure.
47:39.640 --> 47:42.960
And we make jokes about her.
If the tables were turned,
47:43.040 --> 47:45.400
trust me, we wouldn't be able
to lay more than two eggs.
47:45.480 --> 47:46.720
Two!
47:48.840 --> 47:49.960
I disagree!
47:50.880 --> 47:53.200
- You say two eggs?
- Yes.
47:53.280 --> 47:54.360
I can give three.
47:55.040 --> 47:57.480
- Who does the third one belong to?
- See this.
47:58.800 --> 48:02.160
One, two, three.
48:02.240 --> 48:04.400
Now you're talking.
I was really hungry.
48:05.680 --> 48:06.960
Two yolks and three whites.
48:07.960 --> 48:09.720
One three-egg omelet. Here's 200.
48:09.800 --> 48:11.600
This is the airport.
It costs 800 rupees.
48:11.680 --> 48:13.800
Why is an omelet 800 rupees
at the airport?
48:13.880 --> 48:15.960
They're chicken eggs, right?
Or the pilot's?
48:20.680 --> 48:22.520
Even the chicken doesn't put in
this much effort to lay eggs
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as you do to make an omelet.
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Add some green chilis to it.
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By now, it must have turned
into a biryani.
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- Let's move.
- Move.
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My question is,
should there be body shaming in comedy?
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What do you have to say about that?
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The nation wants to know!
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Answer it, fatso!
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- Well,
- Oh, my God!
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- I believe that
- Yes.
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if a fat person is getting a fat check
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to be called fat…
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why should another fat person
have any objection?
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The long and short of it is,
there's no problem with this.
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Samay, what do you have to say?
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Sir, I think it depends
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on how far the fat person is from you.
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If he's next to you,
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then you shouldn't say it.
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But if he's far away,
then you can say it and run away.
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- Correct.
- And if you're not calling
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a fat person fat,
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but thin, then that's
an even bigger insult.
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- He might get more upset.
- It's better to just swear, sir.
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- Thank you.
- This guy is too good.
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You guys have really
"moti-vated" me a lot. Thank you.
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I want to ask you something.
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Your face is like a cycle.
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Why are you saying this
while looking at me?
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- This is just an example I'm giving.
- Okay.
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My finger just pointed your way.
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She really did start looking
like a big cycle to me.
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Your face is like an embarrassed cat.
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Your face is like an old athlete's shoe.
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- Are all these still examples?
- Yes, they're examples.
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Your face is like a bathroom flip-flop.
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- That's enough.
- So all this "your face is like this,
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your face is like that."
Is that comedy?!
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Is this comedy?
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"Your face is like this and that…"
Is this comedy?
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You tell me, is this--
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Oh, my God!
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Grab him! Pull him out.
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- Come out.
- Oh, my God!
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- Come out.
- Is this comedy?!
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- No, no!
- Hey!
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Wait, tell me something!
Is this news?!
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Oh, my God!
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Tell me, is this comedy?
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- Is this comedy?
- Hey…
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Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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This guy has lost it!
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Is this comedy?
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- This guy has gone mad.
- Is this comedy?
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Sunil Pal ji, let's scram.
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- This guy has gone mad.
- Is this comedy?
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- Go away!
- Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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Is this comedy?
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Superb!
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- Sunil! Sunil! Sunil!
- Amazing!
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