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[creaking]

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[intriguing music playing]

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[Josh] No, I know
how busy you are, so yeah.

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That you could come through like that
really means a lot.

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I appreciate you.
Ashley appreciates it too.

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-[David] Anything for you.
-Oh.

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You're the man, David. Thank you.

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-What's that?
-You know, golf.

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-Free round of golf? Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Yeah, anytime outside of peak hours.

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Actually, I was thinking Saturday morning.

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Oh, Saturday morning?

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-I can make that work. I got you.
-[door opens]

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Okay.

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Yeah, I gotta go. What's that?

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Yeah, free round of golf
means a full foursome. That's right.

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Okay, thanks.

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You really need to stop drinking that.

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Full of sugar.

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Where's Burberry?

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[sighs]

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What are you talking about?
He's home with you.

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No, he was with you.

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[uneasy music playing]

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-Burberry?
-Burberry?

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-Burberry?
-Burberry?

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[theme music playing]

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-[toy squeaking]
-Burberry! Burberry!

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I've got Monkey!

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Berry, Mummy loves you!

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Berry!

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-[angrily] Burberry!
-[woman] Linds!

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Is everything okay?

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[Lindsay] Burberry got out!

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-Oh my God, how?
-I don't know.

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I think one of us
must've left the door open.

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[Josh] Devices.

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-Devices. Yeah.
-[sighs]

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-Devices.
-Oh.

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-That's it.
-Yeah.

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You know, my son set this up for me.

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I don't talk to him anymore.
He married a woman in Guam.

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Okay.

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You know, I think I did see
the tiniest pistachio car

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on my morning walk, driving slowly.

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A Miata, I think.

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My sister had a Miata.
Those people know how to make a car.

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Do you mind if I take the wheel here
for a second?

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Thanks. Okay, so there we go.
Now, my wife was home at 8:00.

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I got home at noon,
so I'm just going to scrub to 8:30.

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She left the door open,
so I think he must've headed west.

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I know what you need.

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I'm gonna warm up a chestnut loaf pâté.

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-Do dogs like that?
-No, it's for you, handsome.

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Be back in 30.

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Uh, no. I really…
I really should get going.

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Don't move a muscle.

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And let me know when you get
to the Hispanic walking down the street.

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Oh, that… that's me.

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You're Greek.

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[pensive music playing]

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[Josh] Burberry! It's your father!

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Burberry!

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What's… what's Ava saying?

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She just said that a dog was found
at the gas station, like, an hour ago.

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Okay. All right, do you want to update?

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That's why I'm on my phone,
is I'm updating my Nextdoor post.

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Oh my God, Childish Gambino
just shared my post on his story.

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Well, I've got
all of Ojai PD and FD on it, so…

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Thank you for doing that.

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Yeah, it's just
a little tricky juggling it all.

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Okay.

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[phone ringing]

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-Hello?
-[man] Hi. Is this Lindsay Crane?

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Yeah.

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-Great, I think we have your dog here.
-Brown dachshund, 12 years old.

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-They have him?
-Yes, yes, that's… that's…

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-He really loves to play fetch.
-Yes, yes! Oh my God.

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Thank you so much.

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-Ojai Valley Animal Shelter.
-Oh, babe.

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-I love you. I love you.
-I love you.

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That's very cool about Gambino.

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-[engine revs]
-[tires squeal]

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-Hi, sorry.
-Hi.

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Hi, we just spoke about our dachshund.

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-Yes, Lindsay Crane.
-[Lindsay] Yes!

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Yeah, I saw Gambino's story. So sick.

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[Josh] Yeah, he's the best.

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-Is… is Burberry okay?
-Yeah, he's great.

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He's just a little scratched up,
but it could've been worse.

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-Oh my God.
-You guys just sit tight, okay?

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I'm gonna go grab him,
then we'll fill out some forms.

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-You'll be on your way, okay?
-[Lindsay] Oh my God. Amazing.

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Gracias, mi amigo.

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-[relieved sigh]
-Here we are, see? It's okay, babe.

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-Everything's gonna be okay.
-Yeah.

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Everything's gonna be all right.

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-I can't believe that happened.
-[Josh] Yeah, me neither. Me neither.

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Yeah, we've got to figure out a system
where we keep the doors closed, you know?

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Yeah.

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I mean, yeah, don't worry about that now.
It's… it's not your fault.

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-[door opens]
-[man] All right, all right, here he is!

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Nice to have a happy ending
once in a while. [chuckles]

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-No, no, that's not our dog.
-That's not our dog.

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Uh, what?

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Are you sure?

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-Yeah, we're sure.
-Not our dog.

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Can you check?
Do you have another dachshund?

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No, this is the only dachshund
in a 60-mile radius.

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-Oh my God. Oh fuck.
-Two hundred if you're talking purebred.

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All right, thank you. Let's go.

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This isn't a no-kill shelter.

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-Excuse me?
-What the fuck does that mean?

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What if you tried fostering
for a few days?

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Just to try it out.

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-Bro…
-We're very overcrowded, okay?

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And, you know, they do say that most dogs
won't be found after the first 48 hours.

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So in the scenario
that you don't find your dog,

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well, you'll have this guy.

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He looks just like him.

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And in the other scenario,
your dog will have a new best friend.

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Either way, in both scenarios…
[whispers] …this dog is still alive.

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-[Lindsay crying]
-[uneasy music playing]

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[sobs] Go away. It's not yours.

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[Lindsay continues crying]

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No.

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It's not yours. No.

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[dog whimpers]

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What the fuck is your problem?

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You know what? I'm not gonna argue.
I'm just gonna present the facts.

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I remember I noticed this mug

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that you left here on the table.

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And I distinctly remember
staring at a closed door

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and thinking, "Don't nag Josh about this."

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And yet you did.
Where was Burberry when you left?

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Like I said before…

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Hmm…

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…he was eating his breakfast
like he does every morning at 9:00 a.m.

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Well, that's not true, actually.
He doesn't do that every day.

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Just the other day,
he woke up at 4:00 a.m. to eat, right?

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Sorry, what are you talking about?
4:00 a.m. is the middle of the night.

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The middle of the night is midnight.
That's… that's why it's called midnight.

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Okay, so you're saying that people stay up
to celebrate New Year's Eve

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in the middle of the night?

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What… what does that have to do
with what we're talking about?

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You're assuming that this is my fault.

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-You do this shit all the time.
-Oh my God. You're fucking delusional.

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You know, you do this.
You always need someone to blame,

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so you distort reality
to build some absurd narrative.

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No, I'm just pointing out
a pattern of behavior.

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Do you not remember
my mother's fucking stroke?

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Oh my God. I forgot her seizure meds once.

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-Once is all it takes.
-She was fine.

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I just assumed
that when you said you were past it,

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we… we actually had moved past it.

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No, I am. I'm past it.

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I'm just saying that I have to clean up
after your mess all the time,

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and it's fucking exhausting.

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So when you got back,
did you check every room?

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No, obviously I didn't, because Berry's
never not sprinted to the door

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the moment we get home.

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So obviously, I assumed he was with you.

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Um, not so.

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Top Gun: Maverick? Hello?

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Do you not remember coming home late

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to Burberry sound asleep
in bed with his monkey?

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I even took a picture. I think I have it.

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First of all, that was Bullet Train!

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I didn't get to go see Top Gun: Maverick
at the theater because you had COVID.

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I knew you'd hold this against me.
I got COVID at your stupid mezcal night.

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-[scoffs] Oh, is it stupid now?
-Yeah!

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You are so full of shit.

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You couldn't get enough
of Mescal Mezcal Night.

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I remember distinctly
because I fell asleep to Aftersun

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and woke up to you crying.

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So do you also remember us
coming home very late,

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in the middle of the night,
to Berry not sprinting to our feet

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because he was stuck
in the laundry closet?

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[in British accent]
Oh, not so, not so. Hello?

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That was more like 5:00 a.m.
Thank you very much!

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If I remember correctly,
he was stuck in there

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because you kept telling me for 3 months
you'd buy a doorstop.

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And I kept saying,
"Let me just order one on Amazon."

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And you freaked out
because it'd be undermining your vision.

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Oh, you fucked up.
You fucked up! This is good.

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-Huh?
-This is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on.

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-What?
-Ah, ah.

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April 16, 2022,

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aged-brass,
traditional four-inch doorstop.

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And I actually said,
"I think I can make this work,"

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and ordered it for you,
you goddamn fucking idiot.

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This is childish.

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You believe whatever you want, Lindsay.
I know that I didn't leave this door open.

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Well, I didn't,
so I know you did leave it open.

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Josh?

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Going to the club, buddy.
I'll be right back. You're safe.

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Is that so hard?

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Oh, you're gonna throw yourself into work

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because you don't know how
to process feelings!

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[lively synth music playing]

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Oh, Mrs. Pastner, perfect timing.

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[laughs]

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There you go, milady.
You look beautiful today.

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-How are we doing? Good.
-[man] Great.

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All right, hey, Billy.
Billy, Billy, it's been a minute, man.

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Another Long Island?
Can I get you another one?

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I'm gonna get you another one.

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Another round for the whole table.
How about that?

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On the house. On the house.
That's how we do it.

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-[woman] Hello.
-Hi. How are you doing?

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Ooh!

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Are we loving the scones?
Are we loving them?

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-[Ava] Oh my God.
-Good, loving the scones.

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God, I love that face.

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How are you real?
I still can't believe that you're just…

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I'm gonna be
so fucking dirty with you tonight.

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-Yes, please.
-[Josh] My man.

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Hey.

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Wha…

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Valet's got your car out front
whenever you're ready.

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I went ahead and did a quick detail.
That's why… that's why my pants are wet.

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[chuckles]

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-How are we doing? We all done here?
-Hey, Josh, man, how are you holding up?

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Oh my God. We heard about Burberry.
We are so, so sorry.

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It's fine.

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It's sad, but, you know, shit happens.
It's okay.

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Sit down, man. You've been through a lot.

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Thank you. No, no, I can't. Sorry.
I got to go check on the lockers.

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They haven't been tidying them up lately,
so I gotta give a little…

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Hey, can we get Josh a Negroni?
That's your drink, right?

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-Seriously, I'm good, I'm good.
-He'll have two Negronis.

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It's all about work-life balance, man.

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-[Ava] So true.
-No, I'm fine.

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Work's really good for me.

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[Troy] Not today it's not. Oh, I know.

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Babe, are you okay if I whisk Josh away
tonight on the PJ?

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-I know we got plans, and I want those.
-No, please go.

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You guys need your boys' time.
I'll be here waiting for you.

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I frickin' love you. I frickin' love her.

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All right, listen. I got the perfect idea.
Wheels up in 40.

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Okay.

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Okay, fuck it.

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[Troy laughs]

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[Lindsay] Okay, I will say, Officer,

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I think it's actually a very good use
of police time.

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Sorry, excuse me.

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And I was actually told
that Josh had connected with you, so

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this is illuminating.

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Okay, goodbye.

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Hello. Sorry. Ooh, that's lovely. Hi.

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-Lindsay. Oh my God.
-[groans]

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I got your email blast. I can't even.

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-Yeah.
-Are you okay?

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Uh, no, I'm not.

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Um, do you mind putting up some of these?

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Oh. Sure. Of course.

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I was thinking, like, one here
and then, like, a couple back there.

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-I can do it if it's easier.
-No. No, no, no.

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You just go do what you gotta do.

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-I will put these up.
-Thank you. Okay.

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Thank you. Thanks.

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Sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. Thank you.

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[message sent tone]

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[silverware clatters]

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[woman chuckles]

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[wistful music playing]

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Mm.

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[trash can clatters]

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[sighs]

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[Josh] I really should get back to Linds.
How long is this gonna be?

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I don't… Knowing you,
it's probably gonna be a while.

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I'm so sorry. Thank you so much for this.

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I just feel like… I'm feeling bad
that I left Lindsay back there, you know?

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Yeah. Let's go back, then.
I'll walk you to the plane.

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I swear, man,
if you're bringing me to the Rhino again,

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I'm gonna walk straight out.

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You think I'd be talking to you
if we were at the Rhino?

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[electronic music playing]

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[Josh] Oh shit. We're in your chalet?

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-Yep.
-This does not bode well.

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♪ Do it now ♪

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♪ Say it, say it, say it, say it
Say it, say it, say it now ♪

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♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it now ♪

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[guests cheering]

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You got Hot Chip?

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You got fucking Hot Chip?

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They were in town for a festival.
Called a few favors in.

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You did this for me?

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I got you, mi amigo.

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Bro!

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Oh shit. It's Hans Zimmer.
I gotta take this.

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Enjoy. Now. Enjoy.

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Okay.

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Hey, Josh.

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-Hey!
-Hey, don't you own a Minimoog?

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I do.

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You should come up.

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[chuckles]

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay.

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[indistinct chattering]

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[Ashley] Excuse me.

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Hello. Hi. [chuckles]

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Uh, sorry to bother.
Have you seen this dog?

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[pensive music playing]

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Ashley?

13:59.255 --> 14:00.256
Hey.

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I'm gonna… come over.

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We saw your post,
and we figured we'd come help.

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That's so incredibly nice of you.

14:12.101 --> 14:14.353
You're literally the only ones
who've come out.

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We really love dogs.

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Yeah, they're the best.

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Someone found his collar
near Ojai and Montgomery.

14:21.277 --> 14:23.028
Maybe someone found him, then.

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Do you know how he got out?

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I'm pretty sure Josh left the door open.

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I mean, he swears he didn't.

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe it was me.

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God, if this is my fault…

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I mean, he's just an innocent little dog.
All he wanted was to make us happy.

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He probably ran out the door to find us
'cause he fucking hates being alone.

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If he's dead, and it's my fault, I just…
I don't know. I don't even know.

14:50.514 --> 14:53.017
No, no, no. Don't think like that.

14:53.517 --> 14:55.269
We'll help you look,
however long it takes.

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I've gotta get to the club for a session.
I don't think we can help too long.

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You go back. I can Uber home.

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No, no, no, no, no.
You… you don't need to do that.

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Yeah, I don't think that's the best idea.

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Austin, I can meet you back at home.
I really wanna do this.

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I guess I could drive her back.

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-I'll have her back by curfew.
-[Ashley chuckles]

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Just make sure you take it easy. Yeah?

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This one time, I thought I lost my keys,
and then they appeared out of nowhere, so…

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Oh.

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-Uh, can I help you with those?
-Um, yeah.

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Um, except I've done this whole street,
so there's no point.

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Don't need to go all the way to the end.

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Everybody on this block
is just fucking useless.

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-["Over and Over" playing]
-[Josh] Whoo!

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♪ Laid back ♪

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♪ Laid back ♪

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♪ Laid back ♪

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♪ I'll give you laid back ♪

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He's good, isn't he? [laughs]

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♪ Laid back ♪

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♪ Laid back ♪

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[Josh exclaims]

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♪ Laid back, we'll give you laid back ♪

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♪ Under and under
And under and under and under ♪

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♪ The smell of repetition
Really is on you ♪

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♪ And when you feel this way
I really am with you ♪

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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪

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♪ S-E-X-I-N-G ♪

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♪ C-A-S-I-O ♪

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♪ P-O-K-E ♪

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[music continues muffled]

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♪ Y-O-U ♪

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♪ M-E ♪

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♪ I ♪

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[guests cheering]

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[Lindsay] "Stuck in Utah
with Troy and Hot Chip."

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"Will explain later."

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Can you fucking believe it?

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He's off traipsing around doing his usual
GM bullshit fucking nonsense with Troy,

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while you, the fucking Gen Z employee,
no offense,

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are out in the middle of nowhere with me.

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Fuck him. I hate that guy.

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-No offense.
-No, fuck him. Fuck him.

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We'll find Burberry on our own.

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Okay, so someone heard a bark over here,
a ranch, a mile east,

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and then that nice portly lady
heard tapping at the door here.

17:23.876 --> 17:26.044
So, if we triangulate
from where his collar was found,

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which is here, and given the fact
that he hates the cold,

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he would head towards the area
last touched by the sun,

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which is here, right?

17:35.971 --> 17:37.598
Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Wait.

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No, yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm.

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I've gone mad, haven't I?

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No.

17:45.981 --> 17:47.524
No, no, I, uh…

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I totally get it.

17:50.694 --> 17:52.362
I just went through a health thing.

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Oh God, yes.
Josh said he sent David for you.

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That was so nice of him.

17:58.494 --> 17:59.661
So what happened?

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Uh, I had to have an ovary removed.

18:04.374 --> 18:06.668
You had an ovary removed?

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Yeah, and, you know,

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it makes having a kid
a lot harder, obviously,

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and I definitely wanna be a mom,

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so I totally get, like, being overwhelmed
when you lose something important.

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I guess it was a good thing
you got that health insurance, then.

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[laughs] Right?

18:24.478 --> 18:26.814
-Thank you for understanding.
-Yeah.

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I just know that Berry's still out there,
and I'm not gonna stop looking.

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Honestly, it's the healthiest thing
you can do, probably.

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Yeah, well, I'm out of practice
in that regard, trusting myself.

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What?

18:40.119 --> 18:42.830
No way. You're… you're so confident.

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And independent.

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I'm honestly so impressed you're out here
on your own. I'd be a mess.

18:52.881 --> 18:53.966
Are you okay?

18:54.591 --> 18:56.176
Do you wanna talk?

18:57.678 --> 18:59.930
No, I'm fine. It's just, you know,

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typical marriage stuff.

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Does Josh not treat you well?

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Mm, it's complicated.

19:08.147 --> 19:09.898
[melancholic music playing]

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That night we saw you two fighting.

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Does that happen often?

19:14.444 --> 19:15.529
No.

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No, I mean, not like that.

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Does he make you do things
you don't wanna do, like financially?

19:24.705 --> 19:25.998
What are you suggesting?

19:26.582 --> 19:27.875
Nothing. Nothing.

19:27.958 --> 19:31.962
I just know that money is the main thing
that Austin and I argue about.

19:32.713 --> 19:33.589
Yeah.

19:35.799 --> 19:37.342
Well, that never really goes away.

19:37.426 --> 19:40.095
Anyway, it's getting late.
I've still got to check the hiking trails.

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I'm gonna call you an Uber.

19:41.597 --> 19:42.598
Where are we?

19:42.681 --> 19:43.515
Look,

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I know I don't know you very well,
but you seem, like,

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so perfect.

19:50.606 --> 19:53.066
And, like, I… I don't know
your guys' history or whatever,

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but Josh kind of doesn't deserve you.

19:55.569 --> 19:57.529
You know, like, if he wants to be in Utah

19:57.613 --> 19:59.698
or threaten you

19:59.781 --> 20:01.617
or, like, be all shady and stuff,

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then you should just kick him to the curb
'cause you're awesome.

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You know, and you're so pretty.
Like, you could have anybody you want.

20:11.001 --> 20:13.295
-You're just being nice.
-No, I mean it.

20:13.378 --> 20:16.506
I literally hope I look
half as good as you when I'm your age.

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Let's get you home.

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[indistinct chatter on phone]

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[laughter]

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What are you doing to your daddy?

20:30.062 --> 20:31.647
What's that food?

20:32.481 --> 20:35.859
-Can I interest you in a nightcap?
-Uh, no, thanks. I'm all good.

20:35.943 --> 20:39.154
Sure? It's a Yamasaki 25 single malt.

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Yeah, I'll have a little bit.

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[moans]

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Wow.

20:46.912 --> 20:48.413
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

20:57.297 --> 20:59.299
-[snoring]
-[armrest rattling]

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[Troy grunts, gasps]

21:05.013 --> 21:06.098
[groans]

21:08.600 --> 21:10.519
-Hey, you're up too, huh?
-Hey.

21:10.602 --> 21:12.479
-Yeah, yeah.
-Ooh.

21:15.190 --> 21:16.858
-I hate turbulence.
-Yeah.

21:16.942 --> 21:18.819
-Rocky Mountains, huh?
-[clears throat]

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Hey. Thanks again for tonight.

21:23.782 --> 21:24.908
That was so much fun.

21:24.992 --> 21:26.368
[both laugh]

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No, really, I haven't had
that much fun in a long time.

21:29.538 --> 21:30.914
My pleasure.

21:30.998 --> 21:34.084
Sometimes you just gotta recharge
with the boys

21:34.167 --> 21:36.670
so you can plug back into the Matrix.

21:37.879 --> 21:39.298
Ain't that the truth.

21:41.466 --> 21:43.260
-Hey.
-Huh?

21:44.011 --> 21:46.430
How are you and Ava? Are you guys happy?

21:46.513 --> 21:48.015
Oh yeah. Yeah.

21:48.098 --> 21:50.267
Good sex and good food.

21:51.935 --> 21:54.229
All you need for a successful marriage.

21:54.938 --> 21:56.982
That's great. That's really good.

22:01.278 --> 22:02.571
-You and Lindsay good?
-[tuts]

22:03.238 --> 22:04.281
Ups and downs.

22:05.741 --> 22:06.700
Got it.

22:08.035 --> 22:10.495
So the sex is bad. How's the food?

22:11.079 --> 22:12.497
We order DoorDash every day.

22:12.581 --> 22:13.707
[Troy groans]

22:13.790 --> 22:15.834
These apps are killing us, man.

22:18.045 --> 22:19.087
Fucking killing us.

22:19.171 --> 22:20.213
[Josh sighs]

22:20.297 --> 22:23.258
Do you think that I've changed
since I've been with Lindsay?

22:24.509 --> 22:27.387
Oh yeah. Big time, big time.

22:28.388 --> 22:30.432
You kind of sucked before that.

22:31.475 --> 22:32.768
I wasn't that bad.

22:32.851 --> 22:34.102
[Troy chuckles]

22:34.186 --> 22:39.483
You were hooking up with a new girl
every week like a goddamn coyote.

22:39.566 --> 22:42.235
[imitating coyote howling]

22:42.319 --> 22:45.238
Yeah, but… did I seem happier?

22:45.322 --> 22:47.324
Depends on how you define happy.

22:47.824 --> 22:52.037
Hey, every relationship
goes through rough patches.

22:53.163 --> 22:54.748
Lindsay's good for you, man.

22:55.707 --> 22:58.210
When you started at the club,
you were an aimless kid,

22:58.293 --> 23:01.963
and now, you know,
you're, like, this GM head honcho, dude.

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Can't throw away
someone who's made you better.

23:06.843 --> 23:09.763
-Yeah.
-I get it though. I get…

23:11.139 --> 23:12.057
Oh fuck.

23:12.641 --> 23:14.684
We all get tempted, man.

23:15.811 --> 23:16.770
What?

23:17.479 --> 23:18.688
[scoffs]

23:18.772 --> 23:19.856
Ashley.

23:20.524 --> 23:23.318
Bev cart to office associate?
You think I don't know?

23:23.402 --> 23:25.278
Oh, no, no, no. It's nothing like that.

23:25.362 --> 23:27.572
Okay, so now
you're gonna outplay the player?

23:27.656 --> 23:28.824
-Dude.
-Think about it.

23:28.907 --> 23:31.034
Heard you fired Deb for that shit.

23:31.118 --> 23:33.954
-You think I don't know this?
-No, you… you really don't know.

23:34.037 --> 23:36.248
Listen, I'm not saying
I'm not proud of you.

23:36.331 --> 23:39.084
I'm just saying you gotta be more careful
with that stuff.

23:39.167 --> 23:41.545
Same sitch with my first wife.

23:41.628 --> 23:44.506
Remember Nicole
from my office, huh? [growls]

23:45.465 --> 23:46.675
[Troy sighs]

23:46.758 --> 23:50.303
The moment you finish,
you're gonna want Lindsay back.

23:51.847 --> 23:52.806
Trust.

23:53.598 --> 23:55.183
Don't shit where you eat.

23:56.560 --> 23:57.561
Okay.

23:58.270 --> 24:00.021
Unless you really gotta go.

24:02.065 --> 24:03.567
Then I'd just, you know…

24:04.776 --> 24:06.778
[coyote howling]

24:09.406 --> 24:11.116
[Lindsay] Burberry!

24:14.161 --> 24:15.620
Burberry!

24:17.956 --> 24:19.040
[sighs]

24:21.960 --> 24:23.295
Treats!

24:23.920 --> 24:25.338
Treats!

24:26.465 --> 24:29.593
Where are you? Mummy's got treats!

24:29.676 --> 24:31.803
-[melancholic music playing]
-[phone chimes]

24:45.775 --> 24:46.902
[sighs]

24:58.455 --> 24:59.289
[Burberry whimpers]

24:59.372 --> 25:01.291
-[tense electronic music playing]
-Burberry?

25:01.791 --> 25:04.544
Burberry! I'm coming!

25:04.628 --> 25:05.629
Berry!

25:05.712 --> 25:08.256
Here's Mummy! Where are you?

25:08.340 --> 25:09.966
Berry, can you hear me?

25:10.050 --> 25:11.176
-Berry!
-[Burberry whimpers]

25:11.676 --> 25:13.678
[screaming]

25:14.346 --> 25:15.388
Fuck off!

25:15.472 --> 25:16.514
[Burberry whimpers]

25:16.598 --> 25:17.974
[screaming]

25:18.058 --> 25:19.559
Stay away!

25:19.643 --> 25:21.311
Stay away!

25:21.394 --> 25:23.104
Stay away!

25:23.188 --> 25:24.147
[screams]

25:24.231 --> 25:25.982
I know this isn't your fault!

25:26.066 --> 25:28.193
We took your land!

25:28.276 --> 25:30.111
-[snarling]
-Stay away!

25:30.695 --> 25:33.073
Fuck off, coyote! Fuck off!

25:33.156 --> 25:34.241
-[exclaims]
-[snarls]

25:34.324 --> 25:36.159
-No! [screams]
-[whimpers]

25:37.160 --> 25:39.538
[panting]

25:48.296 --> 25:50.674
[whimpering]

25:50.757 --> 25:51.758
Oh my God.

25:51.841 --> 25:53.134
[Burberry whimpers]

25:53.218 --> 25:55.220
[indistinct chattering]

25:58.306 --> 26:00.308
-[door opens]
-[footsteps approaching]

26:03.186 --> 26:05.272
[sighs] Oh God. Is he… is he okay?

26:06.856 --> 26:10.485
They're operating on him now.
He got… bitten pretty badly.

26:11.570 --> 26:14.864
Is Dr. Kemper doing the surgery?
I called ahead to put in a good word.

26:15.365 --> 26:17.742
Yeah, it's Kemper.
Thank you for doing that.

26:19.828 --> 26:21.162
Okay, of course.

26:24.207 --> 26:26.376
He's gonna be okay. He's gonna be okay.

26:33.008 --> 26:35.010
[melancholic music playing]

26:35.844 --> 26:36.803
[Lindsay sniffles]

26:36.886 --> 26:38.638
I'm sorry I left the door open.

26:42.976 --> 26:44.561
It was probably me.

26:48.148 --> 26:49.232
Are you okay?

26:52.110 --> 26:53.111
No.

26:54.029 --> 26:55.155
I'm not.

26:59.159 --> 27:02.203
-This isn't working. [sniffles]
-I know. I know.

27:05.290 --> 27:07.042
We need a divorce.

27:12.130 --> 27:13.048
I know.

27:14.758 --> 27:15.925
[Dr. Kemper clears throat]

27:19.054 --> 27:20.513
I'm so sorry.

27:21.723 --> 27:22.849
[sobs]

27:27.771 --> 27:29.773
["Real Love Baby"
by Father John Misty playing]

27:42.535 --> 27:46.164
♪ Our hearts are free ♪

27:46.831 --> 27:51.544
♪ So tell me
What's wrong with the feeling ♪

27:51.628 --> 27:56.257
♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee ♪

27:56.341 --> 28:00.470
♪ It's much older than you and me ♪

28:01.054 --> 28:04.974
♪ I'm in love, I'm alive ♪

28:05.767 --> 28:10.438
♪ I belong to the stars and sky ♪

28:10.522 --> 28:14.693
♪ Let's forget who we are for one night ♪

28:15.193 --> 28:19.906
♪ We're not animals, baby
It's the people who lie ♪

28:19.989 --> 28:22.742
♪ I want real love, baby ♪

28:22.826 --> 28:24.744
♪ Ooh, don't leave me waiting ♪

28:24.828 --> 28:27.497
♪ I've got real love, maybe ♪

28:27.580 --> 28:29.749
♪ Wait until you taste me ♪

28:29.833 --> 28:32.168
♪ I want real love, baby ♪

28:32.252 --> 28:34.170
♪ There's a world inside me ♪

28:34.254 --> 28:36.756
♪ Got the key, just use it ♪

28:36.840 --> 28:38.758
♪ Just if for a minute ♪

28:38.842 --> 28:42.762
♪ Our hearts are free ♪

28:43.346 --> 28:47.767
♪ So tell me
What's wrong with the feeling ♪

28:47.851 --> 28:52.647
♪ I'm a flower, you're the bee ♪

28:52.731 --> 28:56.860
♪ It's much older than you and me ♪

28:57.360 --> 29:01.614
♪ I'm in love, I'm alive ♪

29:02.282 --> 29:06.453
♪ I belong to the stars and sky ♪

29:06.995 --> 29:11.166
♪ Let's forget who we are for one night ♪

29:11.666 --> 29:16.254
♪ We're not animals, baby
It's the people who lie ♪

29:16.337 --> 29:19.048
♪ I want real love, baby ♪

29:19.132 --> 29:21.134
♪ Ooh, don't leave me waiting ♪

29:21.217 --> 29:23.678
♪ I've got real love, maybe ♪

29:23.762 --> 29:24.804
[music fades]
eal love, maybe ♪