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BEEF

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AAGE KII ICCHAON KE LIYE EK NAYA AADHAR

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SHAADI KE BAAD TUM MERE DEPENDENT HOGE!

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TOH TUMHEIN BHI INSURANCE MILEGA.

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PAANCH HAZAAR SE OOPAR 2 DASTAKHAT

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PAANCH HAZAAR SE KAM
KEVAL GM KE DASTAKHAT

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KISII DOCTOR KA PATA LAGA SAKTE HO?

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PHIR USSE APPOINTMENT LE LENA

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OH, TUM H&M JAAKAR MERE LIYE
OFFICE KE KAPDE LA SAKTE HO?

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MAIN ABHI KAAM KAR RAHA HOON.

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MAINE TUMHARA CALENDAR DEKHA THA.

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NA AAJ TUMHARA KOI SESSION HAI
NA POORE HAFTE.

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SAB CALENDAR MEIN NAHI HOTA. RESEARCH
KARNA. SUNDAY KO MERA SESSION HAI.

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2015 BUTKAS AWARD
AUSTIN, ARIZONA UNIVERSITY

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TAG LAGE REHNE DENA.
PEHNNE KE BAAD WAAPAS KAR DUNGI.

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SPF LAA DO
AVA

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CART SE MERE AIRPODS

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COURT 3 PAR AAO!

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KURSIYAN CHAHIYEN!

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VESPER NE PATIO MEIN GLASS GIRA DIYA

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KHARCH SWIKRITI FORM
PUNAH JAMA KAREN

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WOOSH
TUMHEIN FREE CLASS KAB CHAHIYE?

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BHAAD MEIN JAO, MUJHE TENNIS SE NAFRAT HAI

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DESMOND
AAPNE YE NUMBER BLOCK KAR DIYA HAI

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UNBLOCK HO RAHA HAI...

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NUMBER UNBLOCK HO GAYA

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ACCHA IDEA HAI

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KAB SE TUMHEN NAHIN DEKHA
EK PHOTO BHEJO

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TUM LAJAWAAB HO.
MUJHE TUMSE ABHI MILNA HAI.

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WOOSH
MUJHE TENNIS SE NAFRAT HAI.

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AAJ KAISA RAHEGA?

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Mere pati ko pasand nahi aayega.

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Bola exercise mein madad chahiye toh...

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Iska mangeta training deta hai.

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Nahin chahiye.

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Sach mein isne kaha woh Korean hai?

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Accha hai ye uska khyaal rakhti hai.

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Varna, umra ke saath aksar,
dost akela chhod dete hain.

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Sab chale jaate hain.

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Koi saath deta hai toh woh aapka pati.

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Mere pati ko ek bas
physical therapist chahiye.

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BAND HAI

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Laser surgery hogi,
bhawen Oopar karenge.

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Fillers lagaayenge.

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Koi massa hai, toh muft mein nikaal dunga.

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Uske aane ke baad, usse aankhon kii
surgery karwaane kii baat kar lenge.

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Abhi ek surgery ke liye jaana hai.

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Date bata dena.

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Meri patni ko hi kehna.

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MARTHA DIAZ
CHHOTI-MOTI SEWAYEN

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