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[bicycles whirring]

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[Danny] On your right.

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-Is that an SLR 9?
-Sure is.

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That's crazy. I used to have one of those.

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-Yeah?
-I don't do carbon anymore, though.

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Aluminum is just the king.

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Yeah, I was thinking
about making the switch.

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How far you headed?

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-Just down Old Topanga and back.
-Oh, word, me too.

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-It's nice to have a riding partner today.
-Definitely.

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I'm George, by the way.

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Hey. I'm Zane.

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[Isaac] Ugh. Fucking house arrest,
and now this?

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I can't believe I got shingles
on top of everything else.

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It's stress, dude.

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Power of the mind. Mind over matter.

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-It's the power of herpes.
-Shut the fuck up, Bobby.

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Yo, herpes zoster.

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-[Isaac] Stop saying "herpes."
-It's chicken pox.

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Not everything is science.
It helps to relax.

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Relax? Thanks, Michael.
How am I supposed to relax?

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They got me crossing state lines,
grand larceny, assault. I'm fucked.

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-I'm fucked, dude.
-[knocking on door]

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It's your cousin.

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Don't be all welcoming and shit.
I want him to feel bad.

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Yo, long time, man. Sick beanie, bro.

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[Isaac clears throat]

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Fuck you.

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-Okay.
-[Isaac] Hey, Danny.

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Come on in. Nice to see you.

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I'm going to prison for the both of us,
and that's what you brought?

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-Sara Lee pound cake?
-I--

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I just made a quick stop.

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Whatever. Cut the shit up.

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Thick slices.
Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.

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Okay. What the...?

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You think there's gluten in here?

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[Michael]
The whole fucking thing is gluten.

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[Danny] Hey, you know,

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I tried to tell the cops
it wasn't all you,

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but they wouldn't believe me.

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-Yeah? You told the cops?
-I did. Like--

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They knew the truck and business
were under your name, so it's like...

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None of this would've went down
if you didn't steal a fridge.

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Who registers a mini fridge?
What the fuck?

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None of it would've went down
if your brother didn't steal the truck.

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This is that plant bitch's fault.

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Yeah? The plant bitch,
will she pay my legal fees?

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Pay back the 20K you owe me?

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I got to thinking,
"There's no way this bitch is self-made."

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All that bragging about
pouring milk into mouths?

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-Shut up, liar. What are you talking--?
-The fuck are you talking about?!

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The plant bitch, the milk,
what are you talking about?

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It always fucked with me
she wasn't married to some white dude.

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And guess what,

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her husband is the son
of a big Japanese artist.

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Dude, she married into art money.

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They got all this crazy shit
we could steal.

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No, for real.
He told me all about his father's pieces.

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-You're hanging out with the husband now?
-Don't worry, I didn't tell my real name.

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I introduced myself as Zane.

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-[Bobby] Oh!
-[Michael] Fuck.

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You're out there doing fucking cosplay?!

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Here's what you'll do.
You'll finish working at the church,

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and then I'll cash that check.
I'm gonna cash it!

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You work, I cash.

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And then I'm gonna keep cashing.

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I'll keep cashing till I can pay off
the lawyer to keep me out of jail, okay?

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Is that cool?

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Does that work for you?

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You see that?

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I was there. K-Town riots.
Just off of frame.

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If they just used the wider lens,
I'd be in the history books.

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Oh, fuck, dude, this is good.

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You guys try this?

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[Michael] This shit is so heavy, bro.

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Fuck this job.

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[Bobby groans]

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[Michael] What the fuck, Bobby?
What did I tell you about the gun, dude?

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-[Bobby] What?
-Come on, this is a church.

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-Put it in the car.
-Relax. I forgot.

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Remember Dick?
Remember him and his friend?

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I don't know any Dicks, bro.
Who's naming their kid Dick anymore?

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The former vice president Dick Cheney
is who I'm talking about, dude.

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He shot his friend
in the fucking face, dude.

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[Bobby] Fine. I'll put it in the car.

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Did you ever hear
of the Harvard crow study?

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-I got waitlisted at Harvard.
-I know.

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They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask
and he was mean to these crows,

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and the crows talked to other crows.

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All over the country,
no matter where Cheney was,

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crows would attack his ass.

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They'd be chirping at his face,
just pecking him and shit.

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I got into UT Austin as well.

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Dope.

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Yo, thanks for helping with this, guys.

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We're just here to get paid, man.

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-[Michael] Not paid enough, right?
-Know what I mean?

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Hey, I heard you guys started
working for Isaac about two years ago.

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Is that what he said?
Working for him, not with him?

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He's been doing that since we were kids,

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telling you that you're equals,
but he always ends up being the alpha.

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-He wishes he was alpha.
-Dude's not even a beta.

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Yeah, no, he's like zeta.
Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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What?

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Cool.

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Yeah. Yeah, dude's got no vision.

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Yeah, I got vision, though.
Just no one can see my vision but me.

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Yo, your art heist idea?

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-Fucking fuego.
-Yup.

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Thanks, man.

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She upgraded her security system,

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but I got in before, I can get in again.

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[Bobby] What did you steal last time?

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Oh. Uh...

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I, uh...

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I pissed all over her bathroom.

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Like, gallons.

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Very cool.

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I told her I was a contractor
and walked right in.

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Yo, we could say we're contractors.

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Yup.

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Nah, I already did that one,
so, you know...

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Well, you know, but there's no bad ideas.

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I'm not like Isaac.
This is a three-way street.

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What did you have in mind?

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[doorbell rings]

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-Zane, my man.
-Yo.

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Thanks for coming, man.
I know it was short notice.

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Man, thanks for having me.

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I normally have to lead praise band
rehearsal, but I have a day off.

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I know you.

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-Sorry. She's weird around new people.
-Oh, no, it's...

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Come on in.

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Oh, man, beautiful home.

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This is a timeless kitchen, man.

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Ah. Thanks, Zane.

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I know you.

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Sweetie, we don't do that. Okay?
That's not how we greet new guests.

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One sec, let me get her some candy.

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-Oh, hey, I have some Skittles.
-Oh, you do? In your pocket?

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Got a sweet tooth.

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Can I have some, please?

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If Zane gives you some,
are you gonna stop saying "I know you"?

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I always keep a bag in my truck,

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-so any time, just ask. Okay?
-Okay.

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-Can I use your bathroom?
-Yeah. Straight down to the left.

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[Danny] Thanks.

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Uh, don't shoot the messenger,

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but I think there's a leak
in your plumbing.

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I heard some trickling behind the tiles.

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Fudge sundae.

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-Really?
-Yeah, I think so.

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[George] Shoot.

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Well, I gotta call Amy.

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-She handles all the house stuff.
-Dude, we can handle this.

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You know what? Let's do some research.

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-I'll do the research.
-No, it's too much trouble.

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Not a problem at all. I'm on it.

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-Really?
-Yeah. Looking up plumbers right now.

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Thanks, man. You're the best.

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Yo, best recognize best.

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-Hey.
-[laughs]

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[Michael] Nice. Danny just texted
a list of shit to buy.

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This is what I'm talking about, man.
Finally, a fucking plan.

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-Yo.
-Yo?

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Overalls. That's the move.

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No, bro. Farmers wear overalls, dude.

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-So do plumbers.
-No, they don't. This ain't a video game.

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-Where you see a farmer at?
-I went apple picking a couple weeks ago.

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Let's buy this shit.

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All right.

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This is where it all goes down.

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Wow. Very cool.

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What are those?

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Oh, uh...

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Those are my late father's pieces.

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Right. I remember you mentioning him.

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-Right.
-This just returned from the gallery.

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-Tamago, the Holy Grail.
-[Danny] Wow.

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No offense to your dad, um,

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but, I don't know, these pieces
kind of feel like a little out of a place,

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compared to all the crazy, creative stuff
you got going on everywhere else.

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Really?

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Yeah, I mean, like, this is what I imagine
when I hear about fine art, you know?

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Makes me feel like...

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I don't know how to describe it.
I'm not good at this shit.

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There's no bad way of interpreting art.

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Say whatever comes to mind.

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I mean, you know,
I don't know if it's right, but...

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Uh, I don't know, it kind of makes me...

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feel sad.

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Gives me like a...

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a sticky feeling inside,

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I don't know,
like in my chest, in my legs.

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I don't know, I'm just, like,
going off the top of my head.

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Wow, um...

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You okay? Did I do that wrong? That was--

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No, no. You did great. Um...

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I don't know,

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sometimes I just feel like a fraud,
you know?

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-Hmm.
-When my dad passed away,

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my first thought was,
"I wonder if he died disappointed."

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No one ever told me otherwise, so, um...

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That was really nice.
Thank you, thank you.

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Yeah, no problem, man.
I mean, you got the gift.

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I'm so glad I met you, man.

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I've been kind of lonely lately.

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My wife's been so busy making
all these big life decisions without me.

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I know we just met,

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but I feel like you actually care.

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You're a good person.

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I have a good sense about these things.

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Thanks, man.

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I gotta make a quick call, if that's cool?

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-Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah.
-I'll be right back.

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[line ringing]

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-[Michael] Yo, Danny. What's up?
-Michael.

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Hey, dude, plan's off. Okay?
I don't have time to explain.

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What? Did you do the leak?

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Yeah, but there's nothing
worth stealing here.

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-They got a TV, though, don't they?
-Yeah, they have a TV.

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-But just forget it, okay?
-We already got all the stuff, man.

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-What do you mean? Just put it back.
-It's in the cart.

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-You can't put it back. It's rude.
-It's not rude.

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Dude, if you won't do it, then we will.
Send me her address.

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-No, I am not giving you their address.
-Don't make us look it up. We'll find it.

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We're not robbing this house.

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-Come on. Dude!
-End of story.

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Plan's off.

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-Fucking Chos, man.
-Yeah.

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So, what now?

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Listen for trickling water.

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[doorbell rings]

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Hi. Can I help you?

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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We were just driving by
in the neighborhood,

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-and we noticed-- We're plumbers.
-We're plumbers.

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We noticed that you might
have a little water leak.

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-You guys are good. How'd you know?
-[Bobby] You could have a pinhole leak.

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-It's caused by heavy minerals.
-[Michael] Yup.

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And I gotta tell you,
as professionals, it's not safe.

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There could be dangerous mold
growing in there right now.

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We recommend you get out immediately,
so we can take care of it, if you'd like.

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You know, I appreciate all the info,
but I'm gonna get a second opinion.

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Uh, there's two of us, so...

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I have an opinion, he's got one.
There's two of them there.

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-I'm sure. Thank you, guys. Take care.
-[Bobby] The longer you wait,

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-the worse it's gonna get.
-[Michael] Way worse.

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[fans whirring]

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I could totally tell
they were scamming me.

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So I watched a few videos,
I bought a few fans,

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and then I turned off the water valve.

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All by myself.

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There might be some mold, though,

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so we'll have to call some people in
to come test it while we're away.

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What?

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Oh. I found us an Airbnb in Ojai.

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Ojai!

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Amy's gonna meet us after work.

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I know.

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I wish it could be us going instead.

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Stop it.

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I miss you too.

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Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go.
I gotta clean up.

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I'll call you when I come back, okay?

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I love you too.

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Bye, Mia.

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[Mia] Well, think about me.
I can't wait until you get back. Bye.

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[Fumi] Uh, excuse me?

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Oh, my gosh. Mrs. Nakai.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Amy should be right out, like any second.

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I'm Mia, by the way.

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I don't think we've ever met,
but we've spoken over the phone.

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I haven't been here in a while.
Is it always like this?

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Sorry for the mess.

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A bunch of people just quit.

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The acquisition news got out,
and everyone's looking for jobs.

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Chaos always follows my daughter-in-law
wherever she goes.

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I guess that's why her and George
make such a great pair.

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It's almost like a yin-yang, right?

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Are my son's vases selling?

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Oh. You know, I think what's happening
is people are admiring them--

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Even the most imaginative vases,
like the '70s Scheurich Fat Lavas,

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were limited to red or brown glazes.

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The abstract nature of Joji's vases

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reflect the state of emergence
he's participating in.

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Oh, my God.
Don't get me started on Fat Lavas.

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That's what you should say
to the customers.

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Right.

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I was just talking to George about
his glazing techniques the other day.

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I admire the artistry
in your family so much.

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So if you ever need an assistant

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or know of any galleries hiring, I'd be--

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-Is there a restroom nearby?
-Oh. Yeah. It's right around the corner.

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-[camera clicks]
-[Fumi shouts]

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Oh, my God.
I was just checking an ingrown hair.

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-No need to explain.
-[Amy] One second.

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Fumi. Hi.

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-I didn't know you were coming by.
-[Fumi] I had the Uber drop me off.

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-Did you forget?
-[Amy] Lunch.

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Oh, my God. You know, Fumi,
it's been so hectic lately. Um...

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-Can we reschedule?
-[Fumi] That's okay.

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-I could only do a quick bite, anyway.
-[Amy] Okay, great. Um--

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I'll make sure to book enough time
so we can order the whole menu.

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-May I?
-Yeah, of course. [chuckles]

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[door closes]

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[Fumi] But, Joji, why wouldn't you just
leave that to the professionals?

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[George] These plumbers did stop by
the house, but I fixed it all by myself,

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you know, with my own two hands.

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You sculpt with your hands.

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I know, Mom,
but it's nice to feel useful for once.

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Oh, I'm pulling into Ojai now.

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I'll call you later, all right?
Miss you, love you.

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[call disconnects]

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[Fumi] Hello, Joyce. It's Fumi.

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Just calling to chat.

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Call me. Bye-bye.

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[line ringing]

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[on voicemail] You've reached Renee.
Leave me a message. Thanks.

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Hello, Renee. It's Fumi.
Just calling to chat.

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Call me. Bye-bye.

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Um...

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[phone buzzing]

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-Hello, Tom.
-[Tom] Mrs. Nakai.

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Sorry I didn't get back to you earlier.
Busy day.

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That's okay. I'm just following up.

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Were you able to get that loan
from your daughter-in-law?

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We were supposed to speak earlier today.
I had to reschedule.

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Listen, as your accountant,

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I have to say,
things are not looking good.

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Haru's estate isn't solvent,
and I just got your credit card statement.

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We've spoken about this.

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You need to create a new budget
or find new streams of revenue.

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I know, I know.

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You just got the Tamago chair back
from the gallery. Maybe finally sell?

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I can't sell, you know that.

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And even if I wanted to,
George would never let me.

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You want me to talk to him?

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No, please don't.

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He's still not over Haru
leaving him so little.

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You know, he's out of town,

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but I can go to his place
and pick some other pieces to sell.

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Okay, Tom?

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[gunshots]

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[Paul] Yo, last round.
I gotta pack up some clothes.

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My brother's coming home soon.

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Bro, can't keep avoiding him, man.
You live here.

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Whatever.
I'll just keep crashing with you guys.

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I don't know, man.
Gonna have to start charging you.

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All right.

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No, for real.

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I mean, our place isn't cheap.

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Market's been shit.

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Yeah. No, that's cool.

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Can't you just get
your sugar mama to help you out?

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She's not my sugar mama.

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I mean, she gave you cash,
and she's a mom.

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Mm-hm.

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No, we're just two humans
connecting, all right?

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-We care about each other.
-Care about that dick.

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[Brody] Paul, I killed you.

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Dude, he's so sensitive, man.

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Shit.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Look, I know I said this before,

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but if we're gonna hang out,
we can't do anything physical. Okay?

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Okay.

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["Natural One" playing]

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[moaning]

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♪ I'm the one natural one
Make it easy... ♪

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[Amy] That feels so good.

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I want you to spit on it.

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[moaning]

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♪ Where I can love how I like
If I want it ♪

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♪ Whatever keeps me high... ♪

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[both moaning]

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[Paul] Oh, shit.

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Fuck.

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You feel so good.

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-Do you like my pussy?
-Yeah.

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You like how it squeezes your cock?

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[moans] Fuck, I'm gonna come so hard.

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I'm gonna come so hard.
I'm coming! I'm coming!

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I'm coming! I'm coming!

22:12.497 --> 22:15.167
So you got me thinking a lot
about my own future lately.

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Oh, yeah? How so?

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Just like getting my shit together,
starting to plan, you know.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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I've been crashing at my boy's place
ever since the fight with Danny.

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Did he say anything about the arrest?

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No, he texted me some shit
about how I owe my cousin an apology,

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-but fuck that.
-Fuck that and fuck him.

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You know, I can't crash
at my boy's place forever.

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Like if I had my own place,
I could make some moves, you know.

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Even my brother is getting
his own spot, you know.

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Mm-hm. Yeah.

22:58.460 --> 23:00.420
I don't know, just...

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You think you could lend me some money?

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I'll pay it back, ASAP.

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I just-- I need a jumpstart, and then...

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I know I have it in me
to be a millionaire like you in no time.

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Well, you make it sound like
what I achieved was easy.

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No, I'm just saying, like--

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I'm saying I could do it too.

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[scoffs] Okay.

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What, like, now you don't think so?

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Well, Paul, it just takes a lot more
than good intentions.

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I have busted my ass for years.

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I've sacrificed my well-being,
the well-being of my family. It--

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It's not millionaire in no time.

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If you don't want to give me
the money, just say so.

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You don't have to be a bitch about it.
Jesus Christ.

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You should leave.

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I'm dead serious. Get the fuck out.

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Word.

24:12.242 --> 24:14.995
Nobody calls me a bitch
in my home. Get out.

24:15.078 --> 24:18.832
You know, work's not the reason
your life's a fucking mess.

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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[sniffling]

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[phone buzzing]

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Hey, Naomi.

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I saw George's post. So cute.

24:58.747 --> 25:02.125
-What are you guys doing in Ojai?
-I'm about to drive there now.

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We're having some work done on the house,
so he surprised me with the staycation.

25:06.296 --> 25:08.173
He's so thoughtful.

25:08.840 --> 25:11.092
My husband never does stuff like that.

25:11.176 --> 25:13.428
Yeah, George is-- He's pretty special.

25:14.429 --> 25:17.390
-Sorry, there's a tickle in my throat.
-No worries.

25:17.474 --> 25:19.100
Hey, so small favor,

25:19.184 --> 25:23.396
I just got nominated for next year's
People to Watch in Calabasas Style,

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and I was hoping that
you could write a recommendation letter--

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I'm sorry, I didn't hear that.
Can you say that again?

25:29.653 --> 25:33.365
Oh, no worries. I was saying that I'm up
for next year's People to Watch, and--

25:33.448 --> 25:36.201
You know what, Naomi?
I have some work to do.

25:36.284 --> 25:38.036
Can l call you back later?

25:38.119 --> 25:41.122
Sure. Sure, yeah. Call me back whenever.

25:41.206 --> 25:42.332
[call disconnects]

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Hi.

26:35.093 --> 26:39.264
[Amy] I want you to know that,
despite what everybody tells you,

26:39.347 --> 26:42.267
-you can have it all. You can.
-[panel host] Wow.

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Stuck-up bitch.

26:53.653 --> 26:56.281
[Danny] I was sitting in my car,
and all of a sudden,

26:56.364 --> 27:01.411
this woman just starts honking at me
from her fucking perfect white SUV.

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And then she fucking tags my truck
with "I'm a bitch."

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Is that normal behavior?

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[Amy] Hey, security? Security, I think
some drunk tourists have wandered in.

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[Naomi]
You're sure all these came from the SUV?

27:19.679 --> 27:23.308
Neighbor said they saw the driver
throw trash out the window.

27:23.391 --> 27:26.019
I gathered everything I could find.

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Maybe from the truck, I don't know.

27:29.481 --> 27:32.734
You wouldn't happen to have seen
if the truck was tagged

27:32.817 --> 27:34.986
with "I'm a bitch"?

27:35.612 --> 27:36.738
Excuse me?

27:37.489 --> 27:40.158
I know a neighbor who drives a white SUV.

27:40.950 --> 27:42.285
It could be her.

27:42.369 --> 27:44.621
But do you have proof?

27:45.246 --> 27:49.084
No, but... I have a hunch.

27:49.167 --> 27:51.086
She doesn't have much regard for others.

27:51.169 --> 27:56.007
Well, I received 12 other tips
about white SUVs in the area.

27:56.091 --> 27:57.926
They're all convincing.

27:58.009 --> 28:00.011
But the cops are no help.

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Oh, I'll help you, Firouz.

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I'm a very busy woman,
but this is important to me.

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-And I will not--
-I never got the new Calabasas Style.

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You know,
I think someone is stealing my mail.

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Please take it.

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I'm actually up
for next year's People to Watch.

28:18.571 --> 28:21.324
Oh, impressive.

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That is no easy feat.

28:24.202 --> 28:25.537
Thank you.

28:26.496 --> 28:28.331
Well, I know lists are silly.

28:28.415 --> 28:31.209
Had I known I was visiting a celebrity,

28:31.292 --> 28:34.003
I would have brought
something to autograph.

28:34.087 --> 28:35.755
Oh, my God, stop.

28:39.843 --> 28:41.761
Do you want anything to drink?

28:51.813 --> 28:54.482
[automated voice] Arming in 30 seconds.

28:54.566 --> 28:55.900
[beeping]

28:57.944 --> 28:59.654
[door opens, then closes]

29:02.991 --> 29:04.617
[car starting in distance]

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Four, three, two--

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-Disarmed.
-[beeping stops]

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[line ringing]

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[on voicemail] You've reached the offices
of Tom Jones, CPA.

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-Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
-[beeps]

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Hey, Tom. How much do you think
the Tamago will sell for?

29:40.612 --> 29:42.447
I think I'm going to sell it.

29:42.530 --> 29:46.201
There are some disruptive events
happening between my son and his wife.

29:46.284 --> 29:49.078
It may affect my finances. Call me ba--

29:49.162 --> 29:50.663
[door unlocks, then opens]

29:52.373 --> 29:54.793
[Michael] These rich people
get these fancy systems

29:54.876 --> 29:56.169
and don't even set them.

29:56.252 --> 29:58.671
-Look at all this money.
-My plan would've worked.

29:58.755 --> 30:02.217
Yeah, smashing and grabbing everything
in under two minutes isn't a plan, dude.

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[Bobby] 'Cause you freeze under pressure.

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That's 'cause in fight or flight,
I'm fight. You understand?

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I'm trying to stay put,
activate my core, keep my trunk solid.

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You don't know if someone will pop out
and you gotta knock them out.

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[Bobby] Yo, if I sense
even a little bit of danger, pew!

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I'm flight, baby. Korean Air.

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Yeah, you're a bitch.

30:25.323 --> 30:29.744
Holy shit. Look at this thing, dude.
Look at this fancy thing.

30:29.828 --> 30:31.704
It's like on some Beetlejuice shit, huh?

30:31.788 --> 30:34.123
All those lumps and bumps.
I bet it's worth so much.

30:34.207 --> 30:36.167
Looks like herpes poo-pooed.

30:38.044 --> 30:39.712
[Michael] I'm saying, you're obsessed.

30:39.796 --> 30:41.965
For someone
who supposedly doesn't have it,

30:42.048 --> 30:43.925
you talk about it all the time.

30:44.008 --> 30:49.222
No, I'm talking about the family.
I'm talking HSV-1, HSV-2.

30:49.305 --> 30:52.100
I'm talking zoster, Epstein-Barr.

30:52.183 --> 30:55.687
Ugh, what an unfortunate name
for a virus, you know.

30:56.437 --> 30:59.190
-[Fumi] You motherfuckers!
-Oh, fuck.

30:59.274 --> 31:01.276
[high-pitched ringing]

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["Lonely Day" playing]

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-[Bobby shouts] Shit!
-[yelps]

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♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪

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♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪

31:22.088 --> 31:26.843
♪ Such a lonely day should be banned... ♪

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Oh, my God.

31:30.430 --> 31:31.848
I know who lives there.

31:34.767 --> 31:40.398
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪

31:41.149 --> 31:46.613
♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪

31:47.614 --> 31:52.785
♪ Such a lonely day shouldn't exist ♪

31:54.245 --> 32:00.084
♪ It's a day that I'll never miss ♪

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♪ Such a lonely day, and it's mine ♪

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♪ The most loneliest day of my life ♪

32:12.722 --> 32:18.561
♪ And if you go
I wanna go with you ♪

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♪ And if you die
I wanna die with you ♪

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♪ Take your hand and walk away ♪
ou ♪