WEBVTT 00:06.089 --> 00:07.632 [turn signal clicking] 00:14.264 --> 00:15.724 ["Fly" playing over stereo] 00:19.102 --> 00:22.063 [Paul] Thanks again for driving me. Ubers were surging. 00:22.689 --> 00:25.483 I Uber everywhere, so I'm usually in the back. 00:25.567 --> 00:27.110 Yeah, so which one is your place? 00:27.193 --> 00:30.989 Oh, don't worry, I'll tell you. Sorry, what was I saying? 00:31.072 --> 00:34.409 Oh, yeah, so have you heard of portable parking? 00:34.492 --> 00:37.037 -Uh, no. -Good. 00:37.120 --> 00:40.915 'Cause it's this idea me and the boys have been kicking around. 00:40.999 --> 00:42.500 The problem with driving 00:42.584 --> 00:45.086 is that you always have to find parking, 00:45.170 --> 00:49.591 but with ParKing, you can order someone to park for you. 00:50.133 --> 00:52.510 You mean like valet? 00:52.594 --> 00:54.220 No, no, ParKing. 00:54.304 --> 00:57.724 So, basically, they come to wherever you are-- 00:57.807 --> 01:00.351 Sorry, you missed the-- You have to go back. 01:02.020 --> 01:03.772 -My bad. -Okay. 01:06.649 --> 01:08.943 -Is this it? This is your place? -Yeah, right here. 01:09.027 --> 01:09.986 [Amy] All right. 01:10.070 --> 01:11.654 [Paul] Home sweet home. 01:14.032 --> 01:15.742 I like the way you drive. 01:15.825 --> 01:17.786 It's... smooth. 01:19.079 --> 01:20.455 Oh, well, thanks. 01:27.212 --> 01:29.214 So, you wanna hang out this week? 01:30.381 --> 01:33.760 Uh, you know, I have to go to Vegas for work. 01:33.843 --> 01:35.178 -So... -Oh, cool, okay. 01:35.261 --> 01:37.013 -Vegas. That's cool. -Yeah. 01:37.096 --> 01:39.015 My boy lives in Vegas. 01:39.098 --> 01:41.392 -You into MMA? Mixed Martial Arts? -Mm-mm. 01:41.476 --> 01:43.311 My boy, he's about to pop off. 01:43.394 --> 01:44.229 He's like solid. 01:44.312 --> 01:46.689 I came up with his nickname, "The Japanese Disease." 01:46.773 --> 01:48.942 I know it sounds like-- You don't have to... 01:49.025 --> 01:49.859 Oh, it's okay. 01:49.943 --> 01:51.778 I don't want to block anybody. 01:51.861 --> 01:53.029 -Oh! -Sorry. 01:53.113 --> 01:54.364 That's okay. 01:55.782 --> 01:56.783 Okay, well... 01:56.866 --> 02:00.703 Wanna come in? My brother's probably home, but I have a lock on my door. 02:00.787 --> 02:04.207 Paul, could you do me a favor and not like tell anybody about this? 02:04.290 --> 02:05.875 You have a boyfriend, huh? 02:06.626 --> 02:09.003 Uh, no. Not a boyfriend, exactly. 02:09.087 --> 02:10.880 -An ex? -Paul, I'm married. 02:10.964 --> 02:12.340 Yeah, I... 02:12.423 --> 02:15.927 Look, you seem like a really good kid. And, um... 02:16.010 --> 02:17.178 [singing indistinctly] 02:17.262 --> 02:18.263 Come here. 02:24.769 --> 02:26.020 Fuck! 02:32.861 --> 02:34.487 Go, go, go now before, um... 02:35.238 --> 02:36.948 Before I do something stupid. 02:50.920 --> 02:52.213 [metal clanging] 03:01.848 --> 03:03.600 Are you sure I can park here? 03:03.683 --> 03:06.227 Totally. You might get a ticket, though. 03:09.689 --> 03:13.568 I was thinking I was gonna call that road rage lady and apologize. 03:13.651 --> 03:15.236 You want my advice? 03:15.320 --> 03:16.404 Fuck that. 03:18.114 --> 03:20.450 I mean, God blessed me with this church gig. 03:20.533 --> 03:22.410 What would Jesus do, you know? 03:22.493 --> 03:23.745 Jesus? 03:23.828 --> 03:26.497 Jesus would thank his cousin with a fucking table dance, 03:26.581 --> 03:28.583 some fish, some unleavened bread. 03:28.666 --> 03:32.003 Of course, man. Thank you. Really, thank you, thank you. 03:32.086 --> 03:35.840 Yo, it's right over here. My guy gave me the code. It's 69-69. 03:35.924 --> 03:36.841 [Danny] Word. 03:36.925 --> 03:39.802 [sighs] I gotta make things right with Paul too. 03:39.886 --> 03:42.263 All he cares about is that Kayla chick. 03:43.014 --> 03:44.891 [Isaac] Dude, I checked out her IG. 03:44.974 --> 03:47.435 -She's fucking hot. -Nah, man. 03:47.518 --> 03:50.355 Yo, I don't fuck with that type of white woman. 03:51.231 --> 03:54.067 They act like they got no power, they got all of it. 03:54.150 --> 03:54.984 You met her? 03:55.068 --> 03:56.861 I don't need to, I just know. 03:56.945 --> 04:00.156 When Paul is cleaning his room, white devil pulling strings. 04:00.239 --> 04:01.991 What white girls you fuck with, then? 04:02.075 --> 04:03.660 -Italians, bro. -What? 04:03.743 --> 04:06.329 Yeah, they're the same as us. Peninsula mentality. 04:06.412 --> 04:08.373 Yo, peninsulas, that's what's up. 04:08.456 --> 04:09.415 Yeah, man. 04:09.499 --> 04:12.293 Paul thinks he's thinking for himself, he's being incepted. 04:12.377 --> 04:14.379 -Yo, you gotta tell him. -Dude... 04:14.462 --> 04:18.049 he doesn't do well with criticism. I gotta change things up. 04:18.675 --> 04:21.386 -I don't wanna lose him forever. -Here we go. 04:22.387 --> 04:24.681 Everything you need for the church. 04:24.764 --> 04:26.307 Jackpot. 04:27.016 --> 04:30.937 Whoa. Wait. So we can steal all this and pocket the church money? 04:31.020 --> 04:33.272 God is good. Amen. 04:33.356 --> 04:35.525 Yo, we should take this too, man. 04:35.608 --> 04:36.776 It's Daewoo. 04:36.859 --> 04:38.861 Support Korean manufacturing. 04:38.945 --> 04:41.489 -Hey, you know who you are? -Hmm. 04:41.572 --> 04:43.241 You're Korean Robin Hood. 04:43.324 --> 04:44.325 [Danny chuckles] Oh, yeah? 04:44.909 --> 04:46.327 And I'm Korean Aladdin. 04:49.163 --> 04:51.291 Yeah. I like that. 04:52.041 --> 04:55.461 -[screams] No, Mommy, no! -Junie, hey... 04:55.545 --> 04:58.548 Junie, it's gonna be a family trip and it's gonna be fun, okay? 04:58.631 --> 05:00.341 -[George] I got it. -I don't wanna go! 05:00.425 --> 05:03.094 [Amy] Sweetie, the driver is gonna take us to a private jet. 05:03.177 --> 05:05.054 [George] Did you bring her Rubble toy? 05:05.138 --> 05:07.390 Zuma and Cap'n Turbot can't patrol without Rubble. 05:07.473 --> 05:08.975 I think it's under her suitcase. 05:09.058 --> 05:10.560 [June screaming] 05:10.643 --> 05:13.313 It's PAW Patrol. You need all the paws. 05:13.396 --> 05:16.107 -Do we have any candy to bribe her? -Sweetie, look! 05:16.190 --> 05:17.191 Look, look! 05:17.275 --> 05:18.735 PAW Patrol's coming too! 05:19.402 --> 05:21.154 Okay. Come on, Junie, let's go. 05:21.237 --> 05:23.197 -[George] Rubble will lead us to Vegas. -No, Mommy! 05:23.281 --> 05:24.741 -No, no, no! -[Amy] Junie, stop that! 05:24.824 --> 05:26.159 [thuds] 05:27.660 --> 05:29.620 -Oh, my God, are you okay? -[June crying] 05:29.704 --> 05:31.581 Baby, I'm so sorry. 05:32.957 --> 05:36.627 -Oh, baby. It's okay... -Maybe we just don't go to Vegas. 05:36.711 --> 05:39.380 I'll call Jordan and tell her it was a work emergency. 05:39.464 --> 05:40.715 Babe, stop. 05:40.798 --> 05:41.883 You gotta go. 05:43.843 --> 05:45.261 I'll hold down the fort. 05:46.304 --> 05:51.100 I really thought this would help us refocus on one another, you know? 05:51.184 --> 05:52.268 [George] Well... 05:52.351 --> 05:54.020 Don't worry about us. 05:54.645 --> 05:57.565 We'll do our family trips when you iron out the deal. 05:59.192 --> 06:01.527 Any time you want to meet Toni Kukoc, I can make that happen. 06:01.611 --> 06:03.321 -What? -That fucker owes me. 06:03.404 --> 06:05.740 How did I not know you have connections like this? 06:05.823 --> 06:07.992 'Cause you never fucked with your cousin till now. 06:08.076 --> 06:09.452 It's about time we hung out. 06:09.535 --> 06:11.579 Do you think I can take him one-on-one? 06:11.662 --> 06:13.664 -I can take him. -Yeah. That guy's old. 06:13.748 --> 06:15.666 -You got your twenties bod. -Right?! 06:15.750 --> 06:18.836 -Yo, I fixed that. -Oh, sick. 06:20.171 --> 06:21.047 What up? 06:21.130 --> 06:23.257 -I could beat all of y'all. -[Danny] What? 06:23.341 --> 06:26.928 -Paul knows how to read? Fuck, dude. -[Danny] Say hi to your cousin. 06:27.011 --> 06:30.973 -'Sup, Isaac. -"'Sup, Isaac"? Issac-hyung, bitch. 06:31.057 --> 06:33.684 I don't make these gook rules. Get up, you bow-legged fuck. 06:33.768 --> 06:36.354 Give me a front hug. None of that side hug. 06:36.437 --> 06:38.397 -Tip to tip, come on. -[Paul] Don't say that. 06:38.481 --> 06:40.525 Oh, fuck, it's so strong. 06:40.608 --> 06:44.362 -Isaac, you want some orange juice? -Ooh. Sunny D. "D" for Danny. 06:44.445 --> 06:47.281 -Danny, I gotta ask a favor. -Shit. Here we go. 06:47.365 --> 06:50.076 Dude, no. I'm not unclogging it again. No way. 06:50.618 --> 06:53.496 -Can I borrow your truck? -What you need my truck for? 06:53.579 --> 06:56.874 -To see my girl in Vegas. -[laughs] She's your girl now? 06:57.667 --> 06:58.668 Yeah. 06:58.751 --> 07:02.880 -Okay, I mean, have you even met her yet? -Actually, we have met. So... 07:02.964 --> 07:06.008 How about a boys' trip to Vegas? You, me and Isaac. 07:06.092 --> 07:08.594 -Boys' trip! -I don't wanna be sad in Vegas. 07:08.678 --> 07:10.847 She hit you up for your credit card numbers yet? 07:10.930 --> 07:14.392 -No, but she did ask me for this dick. -Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. 07:14.475 --> 07:16.811 -I'm sure you saw plenty in jail. -The fuck you say? 07:16.894 --> 07:17.979 -[Paul] I'm kidding! -Hey. 07:18.062 --> 07:20.106 -What the fuck you say? -We're good. Hey! 07:20.189 --> 07:22.817 -Hey, Isaac! Isaac! Stop, stop. -You wanna see some fucking gochu? 07:22.900 --> 07:24.777 -Stop, stop. -Fucking bitch. Apologize. 07:24.861 --> 07:28.739 -Everybody chill. It's all good. -I'm just joking, relax. 07:28.823 --> 07:32.577 Okay. Don't say stupid shit. Goddamn. 07:33.161 --> 07:36.706 Hey, dude we got that big job at Veronica's church. 07:36.789 --> 07:39.709 So you can, like, come help and I'll pay you good. 07:39.792 --> 07:41.627 Pay your own way to Vegas. 07:43.212 --> 07:44.130 Okay. 07:44.213 --> 07:45.840 -Okay. -I appreciate that. 07:47.675 --> 07:51.721 Yo, why don't we celebrate the new job? Let's take a shot. 07:52.430 --> 07:55.266 [all] Chosen Ones! 07:55.349 --> 07:56.976 ["Nookie" playing over speakers] 07:58.269 --> 07:59.896 [Danny groaning] 07:59.979 --> 08:02.064 -Do you guys want more? -It's good. 08:02.148 --> 08:04.775 -Danny, you good, or...? -No, come on, you fucking bitch. 08:04.859 --> 08:06.694 Let's go! Chase it with the Sunny D. 08:08.112 --> 08:11.407 -Chosen Ones, here we go! -Chosen Ones! 08:24.754 --> 08:26.881 [Amy] Jordan, this is amazing. 08:26.964 --> 08:29.800 I've never had a whole spa to myself before. 08:29.884 --> 08:31.469 [Jordan] That's so cute. 08:32.720 --> 08:36.098 Make sure you get the 99 finger massage. 08:36.182 --> 08:39.936 Ten of the best masseuses in the world, and they massage everything. 08:40.853 --> 08:42.021 Ninety-nine? 08:42.104 --> 08:44.440 I'm so sorry your family couldn't come. 08:44.524 --> 08:46.234 Junie was not having it. 08:46.317 --> 08:48.236 We usually bribe her with candy, 08:48.319 --> 08:50.696 but the doctor said to cut down on her sugar. So... 08:50.780 --> 08:53.533 -[Jordan] Oh. That's life, right? -Yeah. 08:53.616 --> 08:57.245 I mean, I have more money than actual countries. 08:57.328 --> 08:59.956 But I need to let loose behind closed doors. 09:00.873 --> 09:02.917 Wait. You don't go out in Vegas? 09:03.000 --> 09:06.254 Honey, most of our employees are middle class. 09:06.963 --> 09:09.465 They don't like to see me enjoying myself. 09:09.549 --> 09:12.218 That's why I have to dress down for conferences. 09:12.802 --> 09:13.928 Smart. 09:14.428 --> 09:18.182 You have to keep up the illusion, people always prefer it to reality. 09:18.266 --> 09:19.475 That's just the way it is. 09:20.518 --> 09:22.019 But doesn't that get tiring? 09:22.103 --> 09:24.146 Yes, it's exhausting. 09:24.939 --> 09:28.943 That's why I have a zero filter policy with my inner circle. 09:29.026 --> 09:31.404 If I had to fake it all day, I'd go insane. 09:31.487 --> 09:32.738 Right. 09:32.822 --> 09:36.576 Jordi, the board wants to meet by the Jacuzzi to go over things. 09:36.659 --> 09:40.579 Amy, we should leave them to it. All the wives are going to a show later. 09:40.663 --> 09:44.166 -Actually, I think Amy should stay. Right? -[Naomi] Oh. 09:45.001 --> 09:45.835 Oh. 09:46.627 --> 09:49.255 Okay, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. 09:49.338 --> 09:52.049 -Amy, text me later. We'll meet up. -For sure. 09:53.092 --> 09:55.469 [Jordan] You still wanted to talk to the board about the deal? 09:55.553 --> 09:59.181 Oh, it can wait. It's the first night. I don't want to bother. 10:00.141 --> 10:01.267 [phone buzzing] 10:04.228 --> 10:07.648 Paul, grab your phone! 10:09.275 --> 10:10.318 [buzzing continues] 10:14.405 --> 10:15.823 What the fuck? 10:32.173 --> 10:33.049 [snores] 10:33.716 --> 10:34.759 Oh, shit. 10:36.427 --> 10:39.889 Chair's still on. I dreamt I was inside my mom. 10:41.515 --> 10:42.808 Hey, what's wrong? 10:42.892 --> 10:45.436 Oh, no, Paul took the keys. 10:46.020 --> 10:46.937 What? 10:47.021 --> 10:50.191 Fuck. All that shit we took is still in the truck. 10:50.274 --> 10:53.319 [George] Wow, so you got to meet the board? 10:53.402 --> 10:54.987 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 10:55.071 --> 10:59.283 I mean, they picked my brain about like, a lot of confidential things. 10:59.367 --> 11:03.037 Then... Oh, God, they asked me to speak at this panel tomorrow. 11:03.120 --> 11:07.583 Babe, that's amazing. Did you discuss the offer? 11:07.666 --> 11:12.421 -No, we didn't have time for that tonight. -Oh, well, you'll find a window soon. 11:13.089 --> 11:15.132 It's good you're getting in good with them. 11:15.216 --> 11:17.051 I bet they'll let you cash out. 11:17.635 --> 11:20.221 Yeah, exactly. Tomorrow for sure. 11:20.304 --> 11:21.305 [phone beeps] 11:21.389 --> 11:22.515 Oh, who's that? 11:23.391 --> 11:25.601 Oh, um, it's just Jordan. 11:27.061 --> 11:30.064 Um, so is Junie doing better? 11:30.147 --> 11:32.108 She's so happy to be home. 11:32.191 --> 11:35.820 She hugged every piece of furniture and told them how much she loves them. 11:35.903 --> 11:38.197 Oh! Did she miss me? 11:38.739 --> 11:41.367 Will they let you take the jet home early? 11:42.701 --> 11:43.577 What? 11:43.661 --> 11:46.747 Once you convince them, you can come home, right? 11:46.831 --> 11:48.165 To watch June. 11:48.249 --> 11:50.376 Remember I rescheduled my men's group meeting. 11:50.459 --> 11:52.795 Oh, well, honey, remember, 11:52.878 --> 11:55.965 ah, um, they invited me to speak at that panel tomorrow. 11:56.048 --> 11:57.925 -So... -Oh, right. 11:58.467 --> 12:00.594 Right. Yeah, you should do that. 12:01.262 --> 12:06.642 Yeah, but, you know, maybe I don't do it. I'm not prepared and... God, my hair. 12:06.725 --> 12:08.936 I need a haircut. So... 12:09.019 --> 12:12.356 Well, I support you either way. Just let me know, okay? 12:12.440 --> 12:14.358 'Cause, my men's group. 12:14.442 --> 12:17.111 Yeah, I'll for sure try to come home early. 12:17.194 --> 12:21.407 Hey, is someone there, George? It's so late. 12:21.490 --> 12:23.951 Mom and I are having a sleepover. 12:24.493 --> 12:26.620 Amy, I used your bathroom. 12:26.704 --> 12:28.914 Oh, that's great, Fumi. 12:28.998 --> 12:31.792 [George] Shoot, I gotta grab her PJs from the dryer. 12:31.876 --> 12:34.503 Love you. Get lots of rest, okay? 12:34.587 --> 12:37.298 They're gonna let you cash out tomorrow, I can feel it. 12:38.591 --> 12:39.675 Mom! 12:49.935 --> 12:51.937 [laughing, chattering outside] 13:25.179 --> 13:28.307 So, your boy, he went home? 13:28.390 --> 13:32.728 Yeah, he had to train. Gotta put the work in to see the results. 13:34.313 --> 13:36.190 Ah. I see. 13:38.817 --> 13:41.111 So nobody knows you're here, right? 13:41.195 --> 13:43.614 You didn't tell your brother or anything? 13:43.697 --> 13:46.825 -No, I barely even talk to him. -Cool, cool. 13:48.327 --> 13:51.247 You want to put those flowers down or something? 13:51.330 --> 13:53.415 Oh, yeah. 13:58.379 --> 13:59.797 -Yeah. -Oh, sorry. 14:05.928 --> 14:10.057 Just-- If we're gonna hang out, we can't do anything physical. 14:11.600 --> 14:13.227 I have a family, you know? 14:13.310 --> 14:15.688 Yeah. I wasn't even thinking about that. 14:15.771 --> 14:16.897 Okay. 14:21.318 --> 14:23.362 So, what do you want to do? 14:24.280 --> 14:28.158 Uh, I don't know. I was thinking of putting on a movie. 14:28.242 --> 14:29.827 -Movie? -Yeah. 14:29.910 --> 14:31.495 -Here? -Yup. 14:31.579 --> 14:35.165 This place is amazing. I know we can't be seen in public, 14:35.708 --> 14:38.627 but we can do something else that's not so boring. 14:38.711 --> 14:41.130 Well, I just can't be hung over tomorrow. 14:41.213 --> 14:42.423 You know? So... 14:42.506 --> 14:46.010 -Do you smoke? -Oh, my God. 14:46.093 --> 14:49.471 I used to, all the time, before my daughter was born. 14:50.097 --> 14:52.600 -Why'd you stop? -I don't know. 14:52.683 --> 14:55.060 I don't have the time or the space. 14:55.561 --> 14:57.855 Well, you got both right now. 15:01.901 --> 15:04.528 [on voicemail] Yo, you've reached Paul. Don't be old, just text me. 15:05.112 --> 15:08.616 Yo, all my shit is in the truck. I need it for work. 15:09.199 --> 15:12.411 We're pulling up to Vegas. Meet us. No harm, no foul. 15:13.746 --> 15:18.000 -That little shit, he's not gonna call. -Ugh. We could do "Find My Phone." 15:18.083 --> 15:20.628 I know his crypto passwords, one of them has got to work. 15:20.711 --> 15:23.589 That's why you smack them maknaes or they turn out like this. 15:23.672 --> 15:26.800 They never get disciplined like we do. Parents are too tired after the first one. 15:26.884 --> 15:30.471 Their oldest always gets it worse. Every time. 15:30.554 --> 15:33.015 Hey, remember when I got you high for the first time, 15:33.098 --> 15:34.934 and you puked all over the motel lobby? 15:35.017 --> 15:38.938 Yeah. My parents busted out the Kmart maemae for that one. That hurt. 15:39.021 --> 15:41.482 Your vomit was pretty because you love Skittles. 15:41.565 --> 15:43.484 I used to pour the Skittles into the Coke. 15:43.567 --> 15:45.903 -Yup. -Paul used to copy me, man. 15:47.947 --> 15:49.615 He used to look up to me. 15:50.366 --> 15:52.952 He gave me that nickname, Korean Johnny Carson. 15:53.035 --> 15:55.579 All the motel guests started calling me that. 15:55.663 --> 15:57.206 Like, that was so good. 15:57.289 --> 16:00.793 Yo, you know he was making fun of you, right? 16:00.876 --> 16:03.671 What? No, dude, Johnny Carson was the man. 16:03.754 --> 16:05.881 -What are you talking about? -To us. 16:05.964 --> 16:08.133 Paul started calling you that after he died, 16:08.217 --> 16:11.011 when all that stuff about his temper and narcissism came out. 16:13.013 --> 16:16.433 Sorry, I would have told you back then, but you stopped kicking it with me. 16:18.686 --> 16:20.354 Johnny was the best to ever do it. 16:21.355 --> 16:22.982 ["Cure For Pain" playing] 16:26.735 --> 16:30.239 -I feel like you were a stoner back then. -I was. 16:30.322 --> 16:35.411 ♪ Where is the ritual...? ♪ 16:35.494 --> 16:37.746 Yeah. Break down one of my arms. 16:37.830 --> 16:43.168 -Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. -[grunting] 16:43.252 --> 16:44.503 Squeeze it all. 16:44.586 --> 16:48.716 -[Amy] Yeah! -Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! That's good. Oh! 16:48.799 --> 16:51.301 -[Amy laughing] -[Paul] You ever put Skittles in Coke? 16:52.594 --> 16:54.471 I came up with this as a kid. 16:54.555 --> 16:55.764 It's amazing. 16:56.640 --> 16:57.850 Oh, shit. 16:57.933 --> 16:59.309 Oh, oh, oh, ooh! 17:07.025 --> 17:10.946 ♪ That's the day ♪ 17:12.156 --> 17:15.159 ♪ I throw my drugs away ♪ 17:17.244 --> 17:19.246 ♪ When they find a cure for pain ♪ 17:21.790 --> 17:23.459 ♪ When they find a cure for pain ♪ 17:25.294 --> 17:28.005 ♪ Find a cure for Find a cure for pain ♪ 17:35.137 --> 17:37.848 [Amy] But I wasn't sure if it was even real. 17:38.474 --> 17:43.479 I have this faint memory of going to China when I was 6 and eating one. 17:45.147 --> 17:47.858 They told me it was illegal in America. 17:48.442 --> 17:50.736 I never even heard of a mangosteen. 17:51.403 --> 17:54.198 It's crazy they just brought you one like that. 17:56.825 --> 17:59.495 You must be pretty rich to be living like this, huh? 18:00.579 --> 18:02.081 Well, I'm about to be. 18:03.749 --> 18:05.375 That's so crazy to say. 18:05.918 --> 18:09.588 I'm about to sell my business for $10 million. 18:10.380 --> 18:12.466 -What? -Yeah. 18:13.217 --> 18:15.761 -From plants? -Yeah. From plants. 18:18.097 --> 18:19.890 I would have studied plants. 18:20.974 --> 18:24.269 What does that even feel like? Ten mill? 18:24.812 --> 18:26.188 I don't know yet. 18:28.148 --> 18:32.653 I have to decide if it's worth working nonstop for another five years. 18:34.655 --> 18:36.031 Fuck, yeah. 18:36.115 --> 18:40.869 I don't even need that much. I'll take like... I'll take a milli. 18:42.621 --> 18:45.415 That's what I would have said in my 20s too. 18:45.499 --> 18:47.543 But, like, in different words. 18:48.460 --> 18:50.212 Well, what do you say now? 18:51.255 --> 18:53.799 Now, I say that... 18:56.051 --> 18:57.511 It's not all about you. 19:00.222 --> 19:02.182 You sound like my brother. 19:06.645 --> 19:08.188 Your brother who you hate? 19:09.189 --> 19:12.317 I didn't mean it like that. You're like the opposite. 19:13.235 --> 19:14.528 It's just, um... 19:15.779 --> 19:19.449 He works so hard for everyone but himself, 19:20.117 --> 19:22.077 and I see how unhappy he is. 19:24.371 --> 19:25.789 Why is he so unhappy? 19:29.001 --> 19:30.544 I think he's depressed. 19:32.921 --> 19:38.677 Like, all right, like, he regularly drives an hour and a half 19:38.760 --> 19:41.680 to what he thinks is the best Burger King, 19:41.763 --> 19:46.935 just to eat four original chicken sandwiches, alone. 19:47.019 --> 19:48.228 The long one? 19:49.563 --> 19:50.689 I guess. 19:51.940 --> 19:53.859 I just wish he'd leave me alone. 19:55.485 --> 19:58.739 I don't need that kind of energy around me, you know? 20:03.619 --> 20:04.745 Yeah. 20:06.538 --> 20:09.499 It is selfish for broken people to spread their... 20:11.376 --> 20:12.544 brokenness. 20:17.841 --> 20:19.676 You know how in video games... 20:20.469 --> 20:24.848 like, when other people die, the game keeps going, 20:25.807 --> 20:30.103 but then when you die, it's game over? 20:31.897 --> 20:33.649 I think life's like that. 20:34.399 --> 20:35.234 Mm. 20:36.860 --> 20:38.195 Deep. 20:38.278 --> 20:39.696 Fuck you. 20:41.531 --> 20:42.950 All right. 20:43.659 --> 20:48.830 So then are you the main player? 20:49.665 --> 20:50.499 Or me? 20:51.500 --> 20:53.168 We'll find out some day. 20:53.835 --> 20:55.879 Oi. Oh, fuck. 20:55.963 --> 20:57.047 I got you. 21:04.429 --> 21:05.764 [phone buzzing] 21:07.474 --> 21:09.101 -I'm sorry. -Who's that? 21:09.685 --> 21:14.398 Uh, nobody. I don't know why it's doing that. I'll turn it off. 21:15.023 --> 21:15.857 Sorry. 21:15.941 --> 21:17.234 It's all good. 21:25.367 --> 21:28.287 [Danny] This doesn't account for vertical, he could be on any floor. 21:28.370 --> 21:30.414 I'm not spending all night knocking on doors. 21:30.497 --> 21:33.292 I don't know what to do. That front desk guy wasn't any help. 21:33.375 --> 21:36.545 -We can get a room and stay. -A room? Fuck, dude. 21:36.628 --> 21:39.965 Why spend money on a room? When we can make money on the floor! 21:40.048 --> 21:44.094 -Fuck yeah! My hand is scorching. -I cannot lose any more money. 21:44.177 --> 21:48.682 You won't! Not with me man. Life lesson, always sit with the Chinese. 21:48.765 --> 21:51.935 Blackjack, craps. You ever see Chinese people play that game? 21:52.019 --> 21:53.603 Yeah, like all the time. 21:53.687 --> 21:56.732 Those are like half-Chinese. I'm talking about real OG Chinese. 21:56.815 --> 21:58.483 They play on the edge of the casino. 21:58.567 --> 22:03.238 -You mean like Pai gow? -Pai gow? Pai gyo, like gyo bros. 22:03.322 --> 22:06.742 They invented that shit, they know the game better than the casino. 22:06.825 --> 22:09.244 Then you go. I'll keep looking. 22:09.328 --> 22:11.496 Dude, I don't wanna do shit by myself. 22:11.580 --> 22:14.791 Fucking hang with me. I'll give you half my winnings. 22:14.875 --> 22:16.960 -Happy? -No. I gotta look for Paul. 22:17.044 --> 22:19.629 We'll find that fucker, he's here somewhere. 22:19.713 --> 22:23.884 Paul! See, we're looking. Let's fucking make that money, dude. 22:23.967 --> 22:27.929 -I gotta find which room he's in. -You're gonna knock on every door? 22:29.222 --> 22:31.183 Thank you for taking the couch. 22:31.725 --> 22:34.061 No worries. I get it. 22:34.144 --> 22:35.187 [knocking on door] 22:35.854 --> 22:38.023 -Who's that? -It's just your pillows. 22:42.069 --> 22:44.321 Hello. Thank you so much. 22:44.404 --> 22:46.782 -Have a good evening. -Why she gotta knock like that? 22:46.865 --> 22:50.243 [Amy] All right, Paul. Let's get you nice and cozy. 22:50.327 --> 22:52.996 I could just leave now. It's no big deal. 22:53.080 --> 22:55.749 No, it's so late. You rest up. 22:56.625 --> 22:59.711 I'll have to leave before you wake up tomorrow. 22:59.795 --> 23:02.255 But feel free to hang out for as long as you want. 23:02.339 --> 23:05.300 -I'll leave you some cash. -You don't have to. 23:05.884 --> 23:06.927 I'm not a kid. 23:07.010 --> 23:08.929 You gave me the exact night I needed. 23:09.012 --> 23:11.681 It was really nice to do what I want for once. 23:12.307 --> 23:16.812 Just... consider this a thank you. 23:18.105 --> 23:18.980 Um... 23:20.607 --> 23:22.442 I feel like a whore. 23:24.027 --> 23:27.072 Keep talking like that, you might get to sleep in the bed. 23:31.159 --> 23:35.831 Back to reality. My brother will be so pissed I took his truck. 23:38.333 --> 23:40.585 Seriously, you're a great guy, 23:40.669 --> 23:44.923 and you'll be able to accomplish whatever you put your mind to. 23:47.259 --> 23:49.553 Don't let your brother get you down. 23:54.349 --> 23:55.725 I'm really glad we met. 23:57.811 --> 23:58.770 Uh... 23:59.771 --> 24:00.856 Can we hug? 24:02.482 --> 24:03.608 Sure. 24:12.450 --> 24:15.579 -[Isaac] God! Why didn't we look for Paul? -[Danny] It's okay. 24:15.662 --> 24:19.082 First few rounds: only high-value proteins, no carbs. 24:19.166 --> 24:20.834 No fillers. Learned that from you. 24:20.917 --> 24:22.294 I have zero appetite. 24:22.377 --> 24:25.589 I know you had a rough night, but eat something. 24:26.131 --> 24:28.717 -I never lose. I never lose. -I know. 24:28.800 --> 24:30.427 -It's Paul's fault. -Okay. 24:30.510 --> 24:32.888 Kayla! Where the fuck is she?! 24:32.971 --> 24:36.266 Eat this. You need something to absorb all that alcohol. 24:36.349 --> 24:38.435 -Dude, this is what I need. -Okay. 24:38.518 --> 24:41.938 This is what-- No one ever looks out for me. I needed this. 24:42.022 --> 24:44.983 Sometimes I know what I'm talking about. Okay? 24:47.194 --> 24:48.028 Mm. 24:48.111 --> 24:51.489 Uh, that's an end piece. I'll wait for a fresh one. 24:51.573 --> 24:54.201 -I'm an end piece. -Okay, you guys can go-- 24:54.284 --> 24:56.453 -If you want it-- -[Isaac] I'll wait for another one. 24:56.536 --> 24:59.998 [Danny] You guys wait for the good one. Don't get that one. 25:00.707 --> 25:02.167 Oh, now he shows up. 25:02.250 --> 25:05.337 Oh, hey, Paul, get your ass over here. 25:05.420 --> 25:08.381 -[Danny] Yo! Are you fucking kidding me?! -Are you fucking kidding me? 25:08.465 --> 25:11.051 Paul? Paul! 25:13.136 --> 25:15.680 -[Isaac] Fuck! Come here! -Don't eat those! 25:16.473 --> 25:17.557 Paul! 25:19.059 --> 25:21.561 Hi, I'm checking in for Amy Lau. 25:22.729 --> 25:24.397 Oh, you're a guest of Ms. Forster. 25:24.481 --> 25:26.441 All of your treatments are of course comped. 25:26.524 --> 25:28.860 -Oh, my God. -What did you have in mind? 25:28.944 --> 25:32.197 Oh, I actually have a photo of what I want. 25:34.241 --> 25:36.701 Shoot, I think I left my phone in my room. 25:37.244 --> 25:39.621 -I'll be right back. -Okay. No problem. 25:39.704 --> 25:40.872 [elevator bell dings] 25:45.502 --> 25:47.754 Fuck! Why she gotta be on the top floor?! 25:47.837 --> 25:49.798 Paul, get back here! 25:55.220 --> 25:58.056 I'll fucking kill you for making me work out! 25:58.139 --> 26:01.017 I won't be infected by your brokenness anymore! 26:01.101 --> 26:03.937 What? See? That's that white devil talking! 26:04.020 --> 26:05.522 Hey, Paul! 26:14.281 --> 26:17.492 Hey, is Korean Johnny Carson a compliment or not? 26:17.575 --> 26:20.245 -I don't know who that is! -[Danny] Was it a compliment or not?! 26:20.328 --> 26:21.746 What floor are we on? 26:31.631 --> 26:32.924 [woman] Wrong floor. 26:33.925 --> 26:35.218 [panting] 26:36.094 --> 26:40.598 You... have no loyalty, Paul! 26:40.682 --> 26:43.226 I don't give a fuck! You're still on parole. 26:43.310 --> 26:44.185 Paul! 26:48.064 --> 26:51.568 Paul! I am your brother, you will respect me! 26:56.197 --> 27:02.454 -Paul! Paul! Paul, get back here! -[door beeping] 27:03.079 --> 27:05.874 -It was in my room, sorry about that. -Great. 27:05.957 --> 27:07.876 -Let's get you all set up. -Okay. 27:08.668 --> 27:10.545 [Danny] Paul! Open the door. 27:10.628 --> 27:14.007 Open the fucking door, dude! Paul, open the door! 27:16.343 --> 27:18.178 -[screams] -Fuck! 27:19.220 --> 27:20.513 [Isaac] Where's your girl? 27:20.597 --> 27:23.516 Penthouse suite, while I'm losing my shirt downstairs! 27:23.600 --> 27:27.103 -What are you doing? -[Paul] Oh, God. Get off of me. 27:27.187 --> 27:30.315 Back in my day, kids flap their mouths, they get sent away. 27:30.398 --> 27:34.319 The whole family in the mission fields. Me? I got shipped to L.A. 27:34.402 --> 27:37.864 -What the fuck are you talking about?! -I got the keys. Let's go! 27:37.947 --> 27:40.075 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. 27:41.242 --> 27:44.371 Why are you even here? Nobody even likes you. 27:44.454 --> 27:47.207 I always wondered who called the cops on me at the motel. 27:47.290 --> 27:50.085 It was you, you fucking snake! You fucking spineless brat! 27:50.168 --> 27:54.255 We do not want child services on us, all right? For hitting a fucking kid. 27:54.339 --> 27:57.926 It's pathetic you have to bully me to feel better about your shitty lives. 27:58.009 --> 28:00.553 When you die, literally no one will care. 28:02.180 --> 28:03.848 Shut your fucking mouth. 28:05.225 --> 28:08.353 You wouldn't be here without me. You're pathetic. 28:10.814 --> 28:12.524 I can fucking take you. 28:14.442 --> 28:16.986 [scoffs] Get the fuck out of here. 28:27.122 --> 28:31.584 Hope you're enjoying the 52nd Annual Forsters conference. 28:31.668 --> 28:35.296 I saw our next guest backstage and she's got a brand-new look. 28:35.380 --> 28:36.798 [Jordan] You look amazing. 28:36.881 --> 28:40.218 [panel host] The owner of Kōyōhaus, Amy Lau. 28:40.301 --> 28:42.053 [audience cheering] 28:42.137 --> 28:43.138 Yes. 28:43.221 --> 28:44.848 Give it up. 28:47.225 --> 28:48.643 How do we get to the garage? 28:48.726 --> 28:52.313 They make it impossible to get out. That's how they keep robbing us. 28:53.314 --> 28:56.651 [Amy] I appreciate all the love for Kōyōhaus. Thank you so much. 28:56.735 --> 28:58.069 What the fuck? 28:59.362 --> 29:02.449 Shit dude, "Next Gen, First Class, Future-Proof--" 29:02.532 --> 29:05.410 -This is the new X-Men! -That's the road rage bitch. 29:05.869 --> 29:08.121 -[Isaac] Fuck. -[Danny] Oh, my God, what are the chances? 29:08.204 --> 29:12.292 Dude, universe, bro. It wants you to balance the karma. 29:12.375 --> 29:15.086 -Yeah, let's do this shit! -Wait. 29:15.170 --> 29:16.254 [Isaac] Come on. 29:16.754 --> 29:20.425 You know, the first year we went direct to consumer... 29:20.508 --> 29:25.388 God, I was up at 6 a.m. every single morning 29:25.472 --> 29:27.724 making deliveries all by myself. 29:28.308 --> 29:30.852 Like, all over Los Angeles. 29:30.935 --> 29:33.438 I had just given birth to my daughter. 29:34.063 --> 29:37.609 I'd pump in the car, and we've all been there, right? 29:39.360 --> 29:45.033 But I still made sure to have dinner with my husband, 29:45.575 --> 29:48.786 every single night, because it was important to me. 29:49.662 --> 29:53.249 I bought a house that I redesigned myself, 29:53.958 --> 29:57.545 and, I mean, why am I telling you this? 29:58.755 --> 30:03.551 Because I want you to know that, despite what everybody tells you, 30:04.469 --> 30:05.803 you can have it all. 30:06.304 --> 30:07.639 -You can. -[panel host] Wow. 30:07.722 --> 30:09.390 [audience applauding, cheering] 30:09.474 --> 30:12.602 [panel host] I mean, just the perfect answer. Yeah. 30:12.685 --> 30:16.105 We have time for one more question. Yes, there in the back. 30:16.189 --> 30:17.524 Let's get them a mic. 30:18.274 --> 30:20.568 [Danny] Uh, yeah. This is a question for Amy Lau. 30:20.652 --> 30:23.112 Oh, hi, nice to meet you. Ask away. 30:23.196 --> 30:25.406 [Danny] I'm just wondering what you would do in my shoes. 30:25.490 --> 30:30.036 I was sitting in my car, and all of a sudden, this woman starts honking at me 30:30.119 --> 30:33.331 from her fucking perfect white SUV. 30:33.414 --> 30:37.752 And then this psycho starts trolling my business with bullshit reviews. 30:37.836 --> 30:40.338 And then she fucking tags my truck with, "I'm a bitch." 30:40.421 --> 30:43.841 Is that normal behavior? 'Cause that fucking lady... 30:43.925 --> 30:46.845 Security, I think some drunk tourists have wandered in. 30:46.928 --> 30:51.015 Is that what that is? Do you think that's having it all? Fuck you! 30:51.099 --> 30:53.810 [Isaac] Give me the mic! "The Last Stand" is the best X-Men! 30:53.893 --> 30:55.728 Wolverine cannot be circumcised! 30:56.646 --> 30:58.940 -Get the fuck off me. -[Amy] Oh, okay. 30:59.607 --> 31:02.527 All right. Last tip for your business. 31:02.610 --> 31:06.573 The average consumer loves alcohol. 31:06.656 --> 31:08.116 -I mean, clearly. -[audience laughing] 31:08.199 --> 31:10.285 -They do. -She's right. 31:13.037 --> 31:17.125 -Get off me! Let me the fuck go! -I know Miranda! I know Miranda! 31:17.208 --> 31:18.126 [spits] 31:21.337 --> 31:23.256 -Run, Danny! -Come on, let's go! 31:23.339 --> 31:25.008 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shit. 31:25.091 --> 31:26.092 Come on! 31:26.593 --> 31:27.844 [guard] Get back here! 31:27.927 --> 31:29.429 Motherfuckers, come on! 31:29.512 --> 31:30.638 Goddamn it! 31:32.307 --> 31:33.975 [Jordan] Yes! 31:34.058 --> 31:37.687 -Oh, my. You're more fun as a blonde. -I want to stay on. 31:37.770 --> 31:39.981 Wow, what? Really? 31:40.064 --> 31:42.400 I know you probably planned for this-- 31:42.483 --> 31:46.237 No, no, Amy. I'm only here to support you. You know that. 31:46.321 --> 31:47.780 Thank you, really. 31:47.864 --> 31:53.244 I think that this is what has been missing in my life. You know, this feeling. 31:53.328 --> 31:57.165 Yes! Yes, yes. Amazing. Welcome to the family. 31:57.248 --> 32:01.961 Great job with the hecklers, by the way. That's typical Vegas riff-raff. 32:02.462 --> 32:05.798 Pains me that that's the average Forsters consumer. 32:05.882 --> 32:08.718 Well, hey, nobody ever went broke 32:08.801 --> 32:10.553 -underestimating the intelligence... -Amy-- 32:10.637 --> 32:12.221 ...of the American public, right? 32:12.305 --> 32:14.891 [Jordan] I don't know why he's so mad about a truck. 32:35.954 --> 32:39.374 -Where the fuck is the garage?! -They make it impossible! 32:44.671 --> 32:46.881 -Where are my keys?! -I don't know, you had them! 32:46.965 --> 32:48.966 -I thought you had them! -I don't! 32:49.050 --> 32:51.135 Fuck! Where are the keys?! 32:52.136 --> 32:53.680 Put your hands in the air! 32:54.389 --> 32:55.306 [Isaac] Fuck! 32:55.807 --> 32:57.850 [officer] Hands on your head. Turn around. 32:58.518 --> 33:00.478 -Get down on your knees. -[Isaac] Fuck! 33:00.561 --> 33:02.480 -Fuck. -[officer] Get on the ground. 33:15.618 --> 33:17.161 [handcuffs clicking] 33:17.245 --> 33:18.538 ["Self-Esteem" playing] 33:45.064 --> 33:48.693 ♪ I wrote her off For the tenth time today ♪ 33:49.527 --> 33:53.322 ♪ And practiced All the things I would say ♪ 33:54.157 --> 33:57.910 ♪ But she came over I lost my nerve ♪ 33:58.911 --> 34:02.665 ♪ I took her back and made her dessert ♪ 34:03.666 --> 34:07.587 ♪ Now I know I'm being used ♪ 34:08.129 --> 34:12.091 ♪ That's okay, man 'Cause I like the abuse ♪ 34:12.675 --> 34:16.471 ♪ Now I know she's playing with me ♪ 34:17.221 --> 34:20.850 ♪ That's okay 'Cause I've got no self-esteem ♪ 34:20.933 --> 34:26.022 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ I've got no self-esteem ♪