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This is a story about a man named Damien.
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Damien had it all.
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Wealth, sex, power.
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Because he was also an arsehole.
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- Oh good, you're up.
- Hey.
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I'll get to say goodbye.
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Last night was incredible.
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- It was.
- I ordered you breakfast.
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I didn't know what you wanted,
so I got you one of everything.
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Housekeeping are dry-cleaning your dress.
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But in case you wanted to go home
in something more discreet,
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I got you a new outfit.
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The receipt's in the bag.
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Wow.
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Anything for the woman
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who took my virginity.
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You can't break me down
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I got gas in the tank
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I got money in the bank…
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As we know, in this world,
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it's often the very worst people
who seem to have it all.
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So this is what being
the CEO of Guinness gets you.
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- Does he own the whole island?
- Only the good parts.
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Louis is an old friend from Oxford.
He always does business this way.
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Surrounded by beauty,
if you know what I mean.
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But don't worry.
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Damien is about to get
exactly what he deserves.
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So, the board are on to me
about "female representation"…
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Uh-huh.
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…when they discovered
that Atlas doesn't have
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a single creative director who is a woman.
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Why the hell should that matter?
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Well, I was told
we need to look elsewhere.
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What?
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- Sorry, Fred.
- Come on.
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You mean to tell me
that you brought us all the way out here
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just to fire us, huh?
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Yeah, well, I think a man
should do these things face-to-face.
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I'm sorry, but it is out of my hands.
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- Louis, I--
- No, I… I don't know what to tell them.
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I do.
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Your information is out of date.
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We just promoted the most incredible woman
to creative director last week.
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And not for the optics,
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but because she's
the best person for the job.
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Feminism is not a numbers game for Atlas.
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- Mm.
- Tell that to your board.
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Hm.
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So tell me, who is this new female
we appointed last week?
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- Oh, sorry. Did I say last week?
- Mm-hmm.
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I meant this afternoon.
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The time difference always gets me.
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You clever bastard.
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- Well, now listen.
- Hm?
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Between you and me,
I'm thinking of retiring next year,
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but I've already
floated your name past the board.
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So, as far as I'm concerned,
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you're the next CEO of the Atlas Agency.
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You ready for that?
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Stupid question.
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Yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah…
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Hello, Atlas Agency. Damien Sachs' office.
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Ruby, I've got
a high-priority project for you.
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Okay, I've checked with HR,
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and you cannot legally make me break up
with one of your girlfriends again.
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No, no. I would never ask you
to do that. You were crap at it last time.
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I need you to compile me
a list of female creatives
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so that I can promote one.
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Okay. So you want me to categorize
our employees for a promotion
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based on gender and/or race?
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No. Just on gender.
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And don't write that down
in your document.
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Mm-hmm.
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So who've we got?
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- We've got Alexandra Fox.
- Perfect.
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Set up a meeting
so I can give her the good news.
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Do you even know who she is?
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I was just going alphabetically.
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Ruby, honestly.
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Oh, and move my flight to tomorrow.
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I've just identified
three very strong candidates
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for a few other positions.
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You are so predictable.
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Thank you.
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- Uh, Alex.
- Yes.
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Some of the other junior creatives
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are meeting up later
at the pub for happy hour, and, uh…
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Oh, wow. Thanks.
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But I think my happy hour days
might be long behind me.
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Oh, I wasn't inviting you. I was just, uh,
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hoping if we left a little early,
you could finish up uploading
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the images for the Morris campaign.
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Yes, absolutely. Yeah, I'm on it.
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Great.
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- Alex.
- Oh, Ruby, you look nice.
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Just to let you know,
Damien would like to meet with you
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tomorrow at 9 a.m. sharp.
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- Oh, no. Is something wrong?
- No, actually, the opposite.
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- A pro-- A promotion?
- Mm-hmm.
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So he liked the presentation
I sent on the Guinness campaign.
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I know it's not my account,
and I didn't want to overstep,
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but I had a feeling
he might respond to it.
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Yep, that is why.
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Wow.
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Oh my God, I'm sorry. Sorry.
I know I've only been here 20 years,
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and I don't regret taking time off
to raise my child at all,
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but it has been hard coming back,
and everyone being so young,
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just with so much energy.
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So I'm just feeling proud of myself.
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And, um, I'm excited,
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and I… I can't believe
that I'm crying at work.
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Okay, you absolutely should not do that
in front of anyone else.
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- No, I won't.
- Yeah.
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- Baby gherkin?
- Yes.
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Hi, Mum.
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What? Of course I haven't forgotten.
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Happy birthday.
Yeah, I'm in the car right now.
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Yeah, I flew back specially.
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Um…
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Yeah, I have got you a present.
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Ruby, remind me what I bought my mother.
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You are a terrible son.
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- Got you. I did!
- No, you didn't! You're dead!
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- You're dead.
- You missed!
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Uncle Damien!
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- Hi, boys.
- Pew!
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You're dead.
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- Watch my dance.
- Watch mine.
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Ow!
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I didn't touch him!
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Yes, you did!
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- No, I didn't.
- Chris!
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I think your boys need you.
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Sunny!
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Coming.
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- What did you do to him?
- Sunny. You look…
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- Careful.
- …wonderful.
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Save the fake compliments
for your conquests.
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Hey, Dad.
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Oh! You've been
getting some sun, haven't you?
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Don't it look like
he's been getting some sun, Chris?
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Not really.
Looks the same as he always does.
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- Where's Mum?
- Where do you think?
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- Okay.
- Do us a favor.
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- Hm?
- Let her know we need more beer.
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- And for me, Damien, mate.
- Hi, Mummy.
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Oh!
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Sweetheart. You made it.
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- Of course. Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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This looks so lovely. Oh, thank you.
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You look sad.
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- Well, I'm not sad.
- Oh…
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- I'm actually extremely happy.
- Are you?
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- I've got some very good news, Mummy.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Your little boy…
- Yeah?
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…is going to be
the next CEO of the Atlas Agency.
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Oh!
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And no one to share it with.
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No, I've got
plenty of people to share it with.
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In fact, I shared it with six women
just this last weekend.
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Oh, you naughty boy.
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Six in a weekend?
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- Yeah.
- Right, service, please.
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- Can I take that?
- No, no, no. You must be exhausted.
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- I am.
- Christopher.
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Sunny, your mum needs you in the kitchen!
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"Guinness.
Love takes time, but it's worth it."
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Well, your presentation's
actually really good.
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Wow, thanks, darling.
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I don't know
if I should be touched or offended.
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Maybe we could celebrate
by getting me an iPhone.
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An iPhone? I think new phones
are your father's domain.
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Well, yeah, but now
he spends all his money on Tina.
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On Tina? What happened to Rebecca?
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She turned 30.
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Oh, well, poor thing.
Well, it happens to the best of us.
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- You think you'll get a new office?
- A new… No. No.
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No, I haven't earned that yet.
And I… I like where I am. I like my desk.
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It's good to be in the center of things.
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- You always do that.
- Do what?
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Act like you don't deserve anything.
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, you do.
You need to stand up for yourself.
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I do stand up for myself.
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Sure you do.
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Anyway, I think it's great.
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Thank you.
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I'm excited.
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I'll get that quote off to you, all right?
See you soon.
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Oh, hi.
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Hello.
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After you.
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Please. Ladies first.
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So you like my presentation?
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Mmm.
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- I do.
- I'm glad. I put a lot of work in.
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Clearly.
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I'm looking forward to
a position under you.
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Okay.
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I'm ready to do whatever you want.
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Are you now?
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And… Or if you prefer…
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- I can take the lead.
- Whatever happened to playing hard to get?
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Welcome to Atlas.
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- Sorry?
- Felicity, at long last. We're reunited.
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Did you miss me?
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Welcome back, Damien.
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Oh, when are we gonna
give up this ridiculous charade
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and run away together? Hm?
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- And lose my post of 23 years?
- Mm.
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- The place would be a shambles.
- Well…
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I respect your dedication,
but I will have you some day.
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- Yes, I will. I will.
- Oh, stop. No.
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- Damien.
- Hello.
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- I've just heard from Guinness.
- And?
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Your strategy worked a charm.
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That's my boy.
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- Well, I learned from the best. Thank you.
- Good morning, Felicity.
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Morning, sir.
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Mmm. Competition.
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- Oh, look.
- Uh-oh.
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- Excuse me.
- Uh… Uh… Uh… Uh…
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Glenda, how is it that you are so small,
yet you're always in the way?
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I have no idea. It's a mystery, sir.
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- Now move.
- Yes, sir.
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You survived the weekend, then?
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Mmm. Good morning.
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Good to have you back, Damien.
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Ruby, you've become such a good liar.
I'm very proud of you.
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- Alex is ready for you.
- Hm?
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- Alex Fox.
- Who?
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- The woman you just promoted.
- Ah, yeah. Of course, send her in.
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Thank you.
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Now we're all alone…
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Ah. Alex.
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Oh. I thought… I thought maybe
you hadn't realized who I was.
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Ridiculous.
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Do you know that
I actually handpicked you myself?
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Congratulations. I'll see you
in the morning creative meeting?
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- Absolutely.
- I'm excited about this.
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Thank you.
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Please tell me you didn't hit on her.
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Ruby, that's actually
really, really offensive.
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She's 20 years too old for me.
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Guinness want to increase
their female market share.
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So we'll need
a new product name and campaign.
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And talking of women, we have a new one.
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This is our
new creative director, Alex, um…
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Uh… Um…
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Fox.
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Correct.
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And she's gonna be
running point on this pitch with me.
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Wow, thank you.
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- I wanted to say--
- Right. Let's get into it.
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- Product name and ideas. Let's go.
- Guinness Pink.
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- Mm.
- Guinness Femme.
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Guinness Girl.
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Love it. Immediately,
women know this is for them.
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Above all, women
just want to feel heard, right?
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I think they want to be heard.
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That's the same thing. It's what I said.
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- The research shows--
- What do you think, Austin?
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Okay, there's this girl.
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- Incredibly fit.
- Mm-hmm.
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She takes a Guinness,
takes a swig, gives her a foam mustache.
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Tagline, "Can't grow a mustache."
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"Well, Guinness Girl's got you."
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'Cause girls can't grow mustaches,
can they?
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Yeah, thank God.
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They… They wanted us
to target women, not… not girls.
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- I've got one. The St. Pauli Girl, right?
- From the beer. The German.
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Mit der goldenen Globen, mein Führer.
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Heil Titler.
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So we create our own Guinness Girl.
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- Oh.
- But she's so much hotter.
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And not Germanic.
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- And they make out.
- That's good.
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And then she and the, uh…
the St. Pauli Girl have a pub fight,
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and there's Guinness,
and foam, and mustache, and--
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Do we want
to tie alcohol to violence, though?
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They're fighting. It's skin on skin.
They're ripping each other's clothes--
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- Yeah, but hold on.
- And it's--
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Are we sure we wanna tie
alcohol to violence, though?
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- That's smart.
- So true.
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- You're right. We… That's valid.
- Wait, I got it. This is the one.
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Two women walk into a pub.
We're shooting them from behind.
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And then the camera comes around,
and we reveal
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it's actually two blokes dressed as women.
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- And they're making out.
- No, that's inappropriate, Alex.
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I'm in the middle of an idea,
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but it's good to have you in the room.
I appreciate it.
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Anyway, so these blokes go to the bar,
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and they order,
"Two Guinness Girls, please."
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So it's like women,
but we know they're blokes.
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And then comes the tag.
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"Guinness Girl. It's so good,
it makes men wish they were women."
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I love that idea.
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- Oh, that's good.
- I love that. It's…
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- It's feminist.
- That's epic. That's epic.
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Alex, thoughts?
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It's…
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incredible.
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Thank you. It's great
to have you in the room.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I thought I was running point
on the Guinness pitch.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, you are.
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Just need the new girl
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to cover ourselves
in their female perspective, right?
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- Got it? All good.
- Yeah, got it. Yeah.
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- Hi there.
- Hi.
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You should know
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the "female perspective"
just heard all of that.
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Okay.
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As in, I just heard you say
that I'm only here for the optics.
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Mm.
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Well, you must have already
realized that to some degree. Mm?
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No, I didn't, because I'm good at this,
and I deserve the job.
14:33.416 --> 14:34.666
- And--
- Time of the month?
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What? What did you say?
14:37.708 --> 14:41.875
Look, you got a free promotion
for being a woman.
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Just accept that you have it easy.
14:44.333 --> 14:47.458
- Sorry, you think I have it easy?
- Easier than I do.
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Nobody wants to have
a straight male in power anymore.
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I have to be 100 times better
than any other candidate.
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- The undeniable best.
- Oh, this isn't a joke.
14:57.291 --> 14:59.916
- You're… You're being serious.
- Yeah, the world has changed.
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It's got much better for you
and much worse for me.
15:03.750 --> 15:05.750
Because you have to pretend
you're not a misogynist?
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There it is, the M word.
15:07.875 --> 15:10.833
The go-to scapegoat
for everything that's wrong, right?
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- You think that's the problem?
- Mm-hmm.
15:13.666 --> 15:14.791
I've got news for you.
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Please tell.
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The problem is you.
15:19.041 --> 15:20.208
Oh, really?
15:20.291 --> 15:23.333
Well, unfortunately for you,
I'm not going anywhere.
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- In fact-- Uh…
- Uh-oh.
15:25.416 --> 15:26.833
- Move.
- Uh.
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In fact, sooner rather than later,
I'm gonna be running this place.
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So if you've got an issue with that,
then perhaps you should leave.
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Okay, then.
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I quit.
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You what?
15:42.041 --> 15:43.708
Have a smashing life. Good luck.
15:43.791 --> 15:45.666
You know what, I will have
a great life, thanks,
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because, unlike you, I'm a good person.
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So sorry you couldn't handle the job.
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- Oh God.
- Your emotions got in the way.
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I'm the one who gave you
an incredible opportunity,
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and you just throw it all away.
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I have ideas, good ones, maybe even great,
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but you won't listen.
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You know, I'm not some blow-up doll
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that you can wheel out to your meetings
to prove you're evolved.
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Don't knock blow-up dolls.
They last longer than you have.
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This is exactly why women don't move up.
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You're all far too sensitive.
16:16.416 --> 16:19.791
It's called empathy.
You should try it sometime.
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- Oh, by the way--
- Hey.
16:22.208 --> 16:24.750
You're fire--
16:42.500 --> 16:44.083
Open your eyes.
16:45.250 --> 16:47.458
There you go. Open your eyes.
16:52.125 --> 16:54.083
Can you tell us what happened, love?
16:54.166 --> 16:56.875
- Are you hurt?
- I just hit my head. I'm okay.
16:56.958 --> 16:58.333
You on any medication?
16:58.416 --> 16:59.666
- The pill?
- The pill?
16:59.750 --> 17:02.166
Side effects can be intense.
Some men can't handle it.
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Just need to get back to work.
17:03.666 --> 17:05.375
Is it close by? We can escort you.
17:05.458 --> 17:07.458
- No, it's just there, I'll be fine.
- Okay.
17:07.541 --> 17:09.083
Make sure you get some ice
on that, yeah?
17:09.166 --> 17:11.416
Yeah, look after
that pretty face, all right?
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You will never get out of here.
17:17.541 --> 17:19.541
Never getting out of here.
17:22.791 --> 17:24.333
Welcome to Atlas.
17:31.500 --> 17:33.208
Damien, are you okay?
What are you wearing?
17:33.291 --> 17:36.000
What am I wearing?
What are you wearing?
17:36.083 --> 17:37.500
Oh, you're dressed as a genie.
17:37.583 --> 17:39.208
- That's rude.
- What?
17:40.333 --> 17:42.750
Wait a minute. Ruby, get me an ice pack.
17:42.833 --> 17:44.708
Shall I pick up your dry cleaning as well?
17:44.791 --> 17:46.208
Yes, if it's ready.
17:46.291 --> 17:49.500
What are you doing?
You can't just walk into Alex's office.
17:49.583 --> 17:53.416
Ha, you're surprisingly funny.
And as you probably heard, Alex just quit.
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I'm sorry, what?
17:54.916 --> 17:57.875
Did I?
17:58.958 --> 18:00.791
Is this "dress as your boss" day?
18:01.541 --> 18:02.375
Very amusing.
18:02.458 --> 18:05.083
No, no. Why is everyone in fancy dress?
18:05.166 --> 18:06.458
You've come to apologize.
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- Go ahead.
- Damien, what are you doing in my office?
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Mm. Not really a great apology.
Don't… Don't sit there.
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Wait a minute, what's all this…
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Ruby, what have you done
with all my stuff?
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Excuse me?
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Coffee.
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Oh, Fred, my cashmere angel.
18:23.416 --> 18:25.125
Fred, what the hell are you wearing?
18:25.208 --> 18:27.083
My, you've been working out?
18:27.166 --> 18:29.958
You've got to stop teasing me
in these cardigans.
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Don't you know this is a place of work?
I can't afford to be distracted.
18:33.458 --> 18:35.958
All right, Fred.
Don't let her talk to you like this.
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- Enough.
- Fred, this is…
18:37.125 --> 18:38.416
- Yes.
- No, no, no. Enough.
18:38.500 --> 18:40.666
All right, Damien.
Let's get you back to your desk.
18:40.750 --> 18:42.291
- No, no. This is my desk.
- No, it's not.
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Damien, please.
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Come on, out of there.
18:44.958 --> 18:46.416
- Don't laugh at me.
- Sorry. Please.
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No, no, stop laughing, Ruby.
18:49.083 --> 18:51.916
- Good Lord, he needs to knock one out.
- Mm-hmm.
18:52.000 --> 18:53.583
What is the matter with you?
18:53.666 --> 18:56.750
Is it the promotion? The stress
of being the new male creative director?
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Male creative director?
What are you talking about?
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- That's my office. She's in my office.
- Damien, will you calm down?
19:02.500 --> 19:05.416
The last thing we need is
to give them an excuse to call us mad.
19:05.500 --> 19:06.458
Who's calling us mad?
19:06.541 --> 19:08.666
- Oh, the women.
- Who cares about the women?
19:08.750 --> 19:12.333
They can piss off.
You're the bloody CEO of this company!
19:12.416 --> 19:15.541
- That'll come as a surprise to Felicity.
- Felicity is our receptionist!
19:15.625 --> 19:17.875
No, Damien, please don't--
19:18.625 --> 19:20.083
I'm hearing you. Yes.
19:20.166 --> 19:21.208
Felicity?
19:21.291 --> 19:22.291
Fuck!
19:22.875 --> 19:24.416
- Damien.
- What?
19:25.541 --> 19:27.833
Jesus. Is everyone in on this?
19:27.916 --> 19:30.750
Huh? What is this?
19:31.666 --> 19:33.875
Hello, Carol. How are you?
19:33.958 --> 19:35.250
Did he just leave?
19:35.333 --> 19:37.208
Taxi. Taxi.
19:37.291 --> 19:39.083
Sorry, love. It's rush hour.
19:39.166 --> 19:40.875
What? Give us a smile.
19:40.958 --> 19:41.916
What?
19:45.916 --> 19:47.500
What the hell is going on?
19:53.083 --> 19:54.375
This isn't my home.
19:56.833 --> 19:58.500
What? Who put this here?
20:00.250 --> 20:01.083
Shit.
20:05.041 --> 20:06.625
Fuck.
20:07.875 --> 20:09.000
"Harriet Potter"?
20:09.625 --> 20:10.875
"Lady of the Rings"?
20:10.958 --> 20:13.333
What? "Donna Quixote"?
20:13.416 --> 20:14.708
Oh.
20:16.958 --> 20:20.166
Pope Beatrice III
returns to the Vatican today.
20:20.833 --> 20:22.125
Oh, bloody hell.
20:23.666 --> 20:26.333
Male protesters chanted,
"My sperm, my choice."
20:26.416 --> 20:28.083
What?
20:28.166 --> 20:29.583
Ugh.
20:34.083 --> 20:36.000
Whose fucking cat is this?
20:40.083 --> 20:41.458
Mummy!
20:43.000 --> 20:44.500
Here we are, darling.
20:46.541 --> 20:49.125
Uncle Damien!
20:49.708 --> 20:51.208
Boys, where's Granny and Grandpa?
20:51.291 --> 20:53.166
I think… I think
I'm having a nervous breakdown.
20:53.250 --> 20:55.458
Can you plait my hair
like you did last time?
20:55.541 --> 20:57.583
Yeah, and do mine after.
20:58.083 --> 20:59.541
Sunny!
21:00.166 --> 21:02.333
Your boys need you.
There's something wrong with them.
21:02.416 --> 21:03.875
Chris!
21:03.958 --> 21:04.875
Coming!
21:05.833 --> 21:07.291
Hello, Damien. You all right?
21:07.791 --> 21:11.541
How you doing, babe? You okay?
Oh, what are we doing? Hairdressing?
21:11.625 --> 21:14.000
- Yeah.
- Okay. You having your hair like Daddy's?
21:14.083 --> 21:15.291
Daddy used to be a hairdresser.
21:15.375 --> 21:17.125
- Mum?
- Damien.
21:18.458 --> 21:20.416
You look different. You put on weight?
21:20.500 --> 21:21.833
What? N… No.
21:22.416 --> 21:23.416
Mm.
21:25.500 --> 21:26.958
What… What… What's going on?
21:27.041 --> 21:30.375
Damien, go make yourself useful
and help your father out in the kitchen.
21:30.458 --> 21:32.875
And tell him to hurry up. We're starving.
21:32.958 --> 21:34.041
- Hey, Damien.
- Hm?
21:34.625 --> 21:36.791
That's my girl.
21:36.875 --> 21:38.208
- Oh look. Oh. Oh.
- Oh.
21:38.291 --> 21:40.375
- Look, he can't do it.
- Oh no!
21:40.458 --> 21:41.333
I can make a bun.
21:41.416 --> 21:43.500
Put a little clip in here.
Do you like this one?
21:43.583 --> 21:44.625
- Yeah.
- Here's a clip.
21:44.708 --> 21:46.750
That's a good clip.
21:46.833 --> 21:48.083
Dad?
21:48.166 --> 21:49.416
There he is!
21:49.500 --> 21:51.083
- Dad?
- Damien.
21:51.166 --> 21:54.250
- What are you wearing?
- Oh, my darling. Just in time.
21:54.333 --> 21:56.583
Come with me. I've made you your favorite.
21:57.250 --> 21:58.458
I know it's naughty.
21:59.458 --> 22:00.958
Homemade mayonnaise.
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Dad, it's not naughty.
I don't like mayonnaise.
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Please just stop this.
Stop this right now.
22:05.125 --> 22:07.583
And tell Mom and everyone
to just be normal.
22:07.666 --> 22:08.916
Please, Dad.
22:09.000 --> 22:12.625
- Please. Please.
- What's got into you, sweetheart?
22:12.708 --> 22:14.083
It's work, isn't it?
22:14.166 --> 22:16.375
You give too much of yourself to that job.
22:16.458 --> 22:19.250
- You'll never find a wife that way.
- I don't want a wife!
22:19.333 --> 22:22.541
Is it such a crime
for me to want to see your mother
22:22.625 --> 22:26.166
walk you down the aisle before I die?
22:41.708 --> 22:42.958
Do-do-do, do-do…
22:47.375 --> 22:49.458
Bollocks. Still here.
22:51.666 --> 22:52.708
Take me back.
22:55.416 --> 22:56.875
Aah!
22:59.666 --> 23:00.541
Ah, fuck it.
23:01.041 --> 23:03.583
Take me back!
23:06.291 --> 23:07.125
Ow.
23:14.958 --> 23:16.625
World is upside down, huh?
23:18.791 --> 23:20.833
- Push off.
- I get it.
23:21.416 --> 23:23.166
I miss the real world too.
23:23.958 --> 23:25.375
Men being on top.
23:26.000 --> 23:28.500
Everyone watching men's sport,
rather than women's.
23:28.583 --> 23:29.791
What did you just say?
23:32.000 --> 23:34.166
I thought as much. You're a new one.
23:35.375 --> 23:37.125
You had all the classic signs.
23:37.208 --> 23:40.041
Disorientation, denial, distress.
23:40.125 --> 23:42.708
Running headfirst into solid objects.
23:43.458 --> 23:45.416
Wait. You're from the real world too?
23:45.500 --> 23:48.458
Yeah. That's why they call me a lunatic.
23:48.541 --> 23:50.500
- 'Cause I speak the truth!
- Wait a minute.
23:50.583 --> 23:52.250
How… How long have you been here?
23:52.333 --> 23:54.458
- Uh, what month is it?
- September.
23:55.791 --> 23:58.500
- Nine years.
- Nine… Nine years?
23:58.583 --> 24:00.333
I'm glad you're here, you know?
24:00.416 --> 24:02.041
Ever since Marcus got sent back--
24:02.125 --> 24:04.500
Got sent back? What do you…
What do you mean, got sent back?
24:04.583 --> 24:09.250
- Oh, you don't know how to get sent back.
- No. How do I get the fuck out of here?
24:09.333 --> 24:12.125
Okay. Well, you make a change.
24:12.208 --> 24:13.666
What… What does that mean?
24:14.750 --> 24:16.125
You make a change,
24:16.208 --> 24:18.375
and then you become the one in charge.
24:18.958 --> 24:20.875
The one in charge? How do I do that?
24:20.958 --> 24:25.125
So, from what I've observed,
it depends on your situation.
24:25.625 --> 24:28.583
Wherever you work,
you've got to get to the top.
24:28.666 --> 24:30.958
And then, poof, you go back.
24:31.041 --> 24:33.250
Hm. Well, that doesn't sound too hard,
24:33.333 --> 24:36.291
'cause currently,
Atlas is being run by a receptionist.
24:36.375 --> 24:38.125
Should be easy to get to the top.
24:39.208 --> 24:40.416
Thank you, Pigeon Man.
24:44.083 --> 24:45.125
You're welcome!
24:54.958 --> 24:56.625
You are not my cat!
24:58.083 --> 24:59.416
I don't like you!
25:03.791 --> 25:06.875
Oi! You're not my cat!
25:08.625 --> 25:09.791
I said, go away!
25:11.708 --> 25:13.666
Stop looking at my penis!
25:13.750 --> 25:18.750
Wouldn't it be good
To be in your shoes…
25:19.666 --> 25:21.208
- Hey, Mom.
- Morning, darling.
25:22.500 --> 25:24.083
- One, two, one, two.
- Thank you.
25:24.166 --> 25:25.708
One, one, two, two.
25:25.791 --> 25:28.083
- Right. Three, three, two, two.
- Bye, Mom.
25:28.166 --> 25:29.375
Bye, darling. Have a good day.
25:29.458 --> 25:32.875
One, two, one, step.
One, two, one, duck. One, two, one--
25:32.958 --> 25:34.083
Two, three!
25:34.583 --> 25:37.750
So, you chase dogs here? Hm?
25:38.250 --> 25:40.875
Wow! Saudi Arabia
is allowing men to drive.
25:40.958 --> 25:42.375
In a bold and unexpected move…
25:42.458 --> 25:44.083
Thanks, Ronaldo.The Queendom of Saudi
25:44.166 --> 25:46.666
has officially extended
driving privileges to men.
25:47.750 --> 25:49.208
Alexo, play morning playlist.
25:49.291 --> 25:54.583
Wouldn't it be good
To be in your shoes
25:54.666 --> 25:59.000
Even if it was for just one day?
25:59.625 --> 26:04.791
Wouldn't it be good
If we could wish ourselves away?
26:06.000 --> 26:08.041
Come on. You can do this.
26:08.916 --> 26:10.250
- Good luck!
- What?
26:10.916 --> 26:12.750
- You'll need it.
- Thank you.
26:16.416 --> 26:19.458
Damien.
How are you? Are you feeling better?
26:19.541 --> 26:21.250
- Yeah, much better. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
26:21.333 --> 26:24.916
Between you and me,
I'm ready to take this place by storm.
26:25.000 --> 26:26.375
Yes. Now, Damien.
26:26.458 --> 26:30.125
Listen, you've been here for 20 years
and barely made creative director.
26:30.208 --> 26:31.958
Don't do anything stupid. Mm-hmm?
26:32.041 --> 26:33.333
Don't worry, Fred.
26:33.416 --> 26:35.750
It's Felicity. She loves me.
26:35.833 --> 26:37.833
Uh, Da-- Damien, she's busy right now.
26:41.458 --> 26:42.833
Good morning, Felicity.
26:43.458 --> 26:46.000
- Morning, David.
- Damien.
26:46.666 --> 26:48.625
- Damien Sachs.
- Ah, yes.
26:48.708 --> 26:51.750
This is our new male creative director.
26:54.291 --> 26:55.625
- Dylan.
- Damien.
26:56.333 --> 26:59.750
I'm with Glenda Cartwright,
chair of the Atlas board.
27:01.000 --> 27:04.083
We are in the middle
of something really important.
27:04.166 --> 27:05.541
What do you want?
27:05.625 --> 27:08.666
So sorry to interrupt, but…
27:10.333 --> 27:12.625
I just wanna take you away
from all of this,
27:12.708 --> 27:14.625
whisk you away to some
27:14.708 --> 27:16.625
enchanted place where we can
27:17.541 --> 27:18.791
while away the hours.
27:20.583 --> 27:21.541
What do you say?
27:24.625 --> 27:26.458
What the hell is wrong with you?
27:26.541 --> 27:28.541
Sorry, he just stormed past me.
I'm so sorry.
27:29.500 --> 27:30.791
Um…
27:30.875 --> 27:32.750
I mean, what I meant to say is that
27:32.833 --> 27:34.708
out of the whole agency,
27:34.791 --> 27:38.208
I'm the most hardworking,
dedicated, and worthy of a promotion.
27:38.291 --> 27:40.291
Apart from all the people
who are actually working
27:40.375 --> 27:42.791
instead of desperately
trying to sell themselves in my office?
27:42.875 --> 27:45.958
I will be going back to work.
27:46.666 --> 27:47.500
Thank you again.
27:47.583 --> 27:48.583
Out.
27:49.875 --> 27:52.541
Work, work, work. Just love, love work.
27:53.250 --> 27:55.000
Sorry, he just stormed past.
27:58.000 --> 27:58.958
Men.
27:59.041 --> 28:01.625
Tell me about it.
28:01.708 --> 28:03.583
Men watching their waistlines
28:03.666 --> 28:05.958
are concerned that a pint of Guinness
28:06.041 --> 28:07.708
is too much of a meal.
28:08.375 --> 28:11.666
So the new CEO is eager to expand
28:11.750 --> 28:13.458
into the wine market.
28:13.541 --> 28:16.208
There is a massive opportunity here
28:16.291 --> 28:18.708
for Guinness wines.
28:20.000 --> 28:21.625
- Alex!
- Good work, Alex.
28:21.708 --> 28:24.541
Thank you, Felicity.
Let's get started. What have we got?
28:24.625 --> 28:26.208
So, I've been thinking about--
28:26.291 --> 28:28.333
Okay, hold on, hold on. I've got it.
28:28.416 --> 28:32.541
- How about a bottle shaped like a penis?
- Ooh.
28:32.625 --> 28:34.250
That's bold, and I like it.
28:34.333 --> 28:36.500
No man is gonna put their lips
around a bottle--
28:36.583 --> 28:37.916
Wait a minute. I've got something.
28:38.000 --> 28:40.541
Men sometimes
refer to their testicles as grapes.
28:40.625 --> 28:41.791
- Really?
- No, they do not--
28:41.875 --> 28:46.416
- So we have two gorgeous boys, super fit…
- Mm-hmm. Mmm.
28:46.500 --> 28:47.958
…brimming with muscles,
28:48.041 --> 28:50.708
naked in a vat of grapes,
28:50.791 --> 28:53.708
crushing the grapes with their biceps.
28:53.791 --> 28:56.291
- The juices runni--
- And their tight little butt cheeks.
28:56.375 --> 28:57.708
Squeezing them.
28:57.791 --> 28:59.666
But they don't refer to it.
It doesn't work.
28:59.750 --> 29:03.916
Oh, and then there's a sad old man
who looks like Damien.
29:04.000 --> 29:05.041
- Oh.
- Old?
29:05.125 --> 29:08.625
And he's holding a beer,
watching from the sidelines.
29:08.708 --> 29:10.958
- Can't play in the vat.
- Oh, he can't play.
29:11.041 --> 29:13.291
"Pick me. Pick me."
29:13.375 --> 29:14.750
Okay, but--
29:14.833 --> 29:17.291
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I think Damien's got something to say.
29:17.375 --> 29:21.000
- Was there something you wanted to say?
- Yes, thank you. I appreciate that.
29:21.083 --> 29:23.000
The fundamental issue here really is--
29:23.083 --> 29:24.958
Oh my God, I've got it. I've got the tag.
29:25.750 --> 29:29.833
Okay, so we're in the vat with the models,
and then we cut to this glamour shot.
29:29.916 --> 29:33.250
Two enormous, immaculate grapes
hanging on the vine.
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- Ooh.
- And then comes the tag.
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"Guinness."
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"We've got the biggest grapes
in the business."
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- Oh! Yes!
- But men don't refer--
29:42.416 --> 29:44.083
- Yes.
- Yes!
29:44.166 --> 29:46.708
Slam dunk!
29:46.791 --> 29:49.208
Can I finish my sentence, please? Can I--
29:49.916 --> 29:51.750
Can I finish the sentence, please?
29:51.833 --> 29:53.916
Damien, you need to relax.
29:54.000 --> 29:54.916
Beg your pardon?
29:55.000 --> 29:57.875
- You need to relax. Calm down.
- I do not need to relax.
29:57.958 --> 29:59.916
I need you all to stop interrupting me
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so I can do my job.
30:01.750 --> 30:03.083
Okay, don't get emotional.
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I'm not-- I'm… I'm not emotional.
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I'm actually just… I'm frustrated.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, we can tell, love.
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I'm frustrated
that no one's listening to me,
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in that the one person
who understands men in the room
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is actually not even being heard.
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It's absurd.
30:18.375 --> 30:20.208
- Is it your time of the week?
- What?
30:20.291 --> 30:23.958
I swear to God, if men don't jerk off
at least once a week, they get so aggro.
30:24.041 --> 30:25.125
Just tense.
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Fuck me.
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Do you need to take care of it now?
Or will you be all right?
30:31.583 --> 30:33.083
I think I'll be okay, thank you.
30:33.166 --> 30:34.750
Okay.
30:35.333 --> 30:38.375
Good. Well, that was mostly productive.
30:38.458 --> 30:41.500
I think we explore the grapes,
and then we reconvene tomorrow.
30:41.583 --> 30:43.000
- Mm-hmm.
- Damien?
30:43.083 --> 30:43.916
Yes?
30:44.000 --> 30:46.375
If you're gonna be
as disruptive as you were today,
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we don't need you in the room.
30:51.625 --> 30:53.750
I wish I was special…
30:53.833 --> 30:55.958
I like the penis bottle idea.
30:56.041 --> 31:01.458
But I'm a creep…
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I'm sorry, but he is a nightmare.
31:04.875 --> 31:09.125
- He was testerical in the meeting today.
- Well, tell me about it.
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I spent half my day
on this meninist cow shit.
31:12.375 --> 31:15.291
Yesterday, I had to sit through
a six-hour training video
31:15.375 --> 31:18.625
because Austin asked me
if I was allergic to nuts.
31:19.333 --> 31:21.833
And I said, "Not yours."
31:25.916 --> 31:27.666
- Oh my God.
- Quite right.
31:27.750 --> 31:30.041
Yeah, but you know,
we're not allowed to make jokes anymore.
31:31.708 --> 31:35.250
I better go home.
I'll have to cut up the Amex
31:35.333 --> 31:39.208
before Jonathan buys
any more of those Gucci cock rings.
31:40.041 --> 31:41.291
- You coming?
- Nope.
31:41.791 --> 31:42.791
Not yet.
31:43.458 --> 31:45.791
There's still one more deal
I need to close.
31:47.291 --> 31:48.791
Hm. Nice package.
31:49.500 --> 31:51.125
Go for both. I would.
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Can I buy you both a drink?
31:56.375 --> 31:57.541
- Sure.
- Sure.
32:03.125 --> 32:06.000
Everyone at work, they treat me
like I'm completely invisible.
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I mean, how am I meant to be promoted
if nobody actually listens to what I say?
32:10.791 --> 32:13.666
Do you want my honest answer?
32:13.750 --> 32:16.375
You're my sister. Be completely honest.
32:16.458 --> 32:19.291
No one's gonna promote you
if you're not remotely fuckable.
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And 55-year-old postmenopausal men just--
32:22.625 --> 32:24.541
I'm 51, firstly.
32:24.625 --> 32:27.083
And secondly, I am extremely fuckable.
32:27.166 --> 32:29.583
In my experience,
men who succeed in business
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put a lot of effort into how they look.
32:31.916 --> 32:34.333
They groom. They work out.
They wear makeup.
32:34.416 --> 32:37.041
They wear the right clothes.
That's what it takes to get noticed.
32:37.125 --> 32:39.458
I don't like it, but it's true.
32:39.541 --> 32:42.375
And if you don't get noticed,
you don't get anywhere.
32:42.458 --> 32:45.416
You're just a… another childless cat man.
32:45.500 --> 32:46.791
How do you know about my cat?
32:46.875 --> 32:49.250
It's obvious.
You've all got them, haven't you?
32:49.333 --> 32:51.416
Listen, Sunny.
32:51.500 --> 32:54.875
- Yes?
- Would you possibly help me?
32:56.833 --> 32:58.166
I thought you'd never ask.
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- How does this actually work?
- Don't worry about it.
33:23.791 --> 33:25.375
What you've got to understand is this.
33:25.458 --> 33:26.583
See, if you don't look good,
33:26.666 --> 33:28.791
they will dismiss you
without even realizing it.
33:28.875 --> 33:30.833
- Right.
- If you look too good…
33:30.916 --> 33:33.291
They will pay you attention,
but are not taking you seriously.
33:33.375 --> 33:36.916
See, you can't be
too unattractive or too attractive.
33:37.000 --> 33:39.708
It's a very small window
in which we're working with.
33:39.791 --> 33:41.916
- That's a nightmare.
- Hello? Hello, friend.
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Have you got five,
just to do a measurement?
33:43.791 --> 33:45.875
- Of course.
- My brother-in-law's bollocks.
33:45.958 --> 33:47.791
- What are you thinking?
- 18G.
33:47.875 --> 33:48.958
Oh, that's generous.
33:49.708 --> 33:50.625
Underwire.
33:50.708 --> 33:53.291
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
- One piece. Or push-up.
33:53.375 --> 33:55.083
- Now, you're an 18B.
- Right.
33:55.166 --> 33:58.083
With the push-up,
we can make you look 20D.
33:58.166 --> 33:59.458
- Let's go with the push-up.
- Yeah?
33:59.541 --> 34:02.083
'Cause it looks like
a couple of golf balls in an old sock.
34:02.875 --> 34:05.458
The premier testicle bra.
34:05.541 --> 34:07.791
Oh, I've got those. So comfy.
34:07.875 --> 34:10.333
Take these into the back,
pull on the little toggles.
34:10.416 --> 34:11.833
They'll make your little fellas fly.
34:11.916 --> 34:13.041
Lovely.
34:14.375 --> 34:16.916
- Do you need help popping them in, sir?
- Absolutely not.
34:21.500 --> 34:24.583
What are we gonna do
about that big fat belly.
34:24.666 --> 34:28.958
- What?
- Lipo or high-frequency sculpting.
34:29.041 --> 34:30.500
- Oh.
- That's… That's exciting.
34:30.583 --> 34:32.083
- Jawline.
- Go for that, Damien.
34:32.166 --> 34:34.958
- Teeth.
- Yes, let's prioritize those teeth.
34:35.041 --> 34:37.250
- For sure.
- Full-body hair removal, right?
34:37.333 --> 34:38.583
- Oh yeah. Legs.
- Great.
34:38.666 --> 34:40.416
- Chest, tummy, ears.
- Definitely.
34:40.500 --> 34:42.625
And may I just…
34:42.708 --> 34:43.583
Oh.
34:43.666 --> 34:46.000
Full Australian.
Let's get rid of that bush.
34:46.083 --> 34:48.125
- Sounds great.
- Fine.
34:48.208 --> 34:51.625
Before I forget, we have a deal
on penile filler this month.
34:51.708 --> 34:54.416
- Ooh.
- Oh. That'll take 25 years off your penis.
34:54.500 --> 34:56.791
- Penile filler?
- Come on, Damien.
34:56.875 --> 35:00.000
You're 51. That is ancient in penis years.
35:00.083 --> 35:02.416
I am not having my cock filled.
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The rest you can do.
35:15.750 --> 35:18.166
Ding dong. Someone's getting promoted.
35:24.458 --> 35:26.541
I feel like a woman…
35:26.625 --> 35:28.000
Oh my… Geez.
35:29.916 --> 35:31.125
Here we go.
35:47.375 --> 35:49.916
Well, you can tell
By the way I use my walk
35:50.000 --> 35:51.750
I'm a woman's man
35:51.833 --> 35:52.875
No time to talk
35:52.958 --> 35:56.208
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around
35:56.291 --> 35:59.500
Since I was born
And now it's all right, it's okay
35:59.583 --> 36:01.875
And you may look the other way
36:02.375 --> 36:06.500
But we can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man
36:06.583 --> 36:08.666
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother
36:08.750 --> 36:11.041
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
36:11.125 --> 36:13.583
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'
36:13.666 --> 36:15.625
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
36:15.708 --> 36:20.291
Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive…
36:22.833 --> 36:26.125
Staying alive…
36:26.208 --> 36:27.125
Mmm.
36:32.250 --> 36:34.250
Check you out.
36:34.333 --> 36:37.208
You're looking tight in that suit.
36:37.291 --> 36:38.875
Did you see the flop on that?
36:39.458 --> 36:43.458
Somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah…
36:43.541 --> 36:45.541
- Are you?
- Wow, Damien.
36:45.625 --> 36:46.958
I mean, don't call HR on me,
36:47.041 --> 36:50.583
but it's nice to see
you putting in an effort.
36:50.666 --> 36:52.750
I just rolled out of bed like this.
36:57.000 --> 36:58.875
- Would you?
- No. Too old.
36:58.958 --> 36:59.791
Mm.
36:59.875 --> 37:02.250
And I got pec implants for her.
37:02.333 --> 37:04.583
I was gonna get some.
She said, "No, you can't."
37:04.666 --> 37:06.958
But I said,
"It's not about you. It's about me."
37:07.041 --> 37:09.458
- Yours look great.
- I actually think they look good.
37:09.541 --> 37:11.708
- I like… I like people seeing my nipples.
- Mm.
37:15.208 --> 37:17.083
Are you heading to the Guinness lunch?
37:19.750 --> 37:22.791
- Mmm.
- Oh, you look very nice today, Darren.
37:22.875 --> 37:23.875
Damien.
37:24.375 --> 37:26.791
I think, and I could be completely wrong,
37:26.875 --> 37:29.291
that Guinness has got a new male CEO.
37:29.375 --> 37:31.041
It might be a good idea to have
37:31.125 --> 37:34.833
a male member of staff at the table.
37:34.916 --> 37:36.333
Just an idea.
37:36.833 --> 37:38.625
Might be rather good for them to see
37:38.708 --> 37:42.958
that we appreciate the male… perspective.
37:44.083 --> 37:47.083
May I please have the iceberg wedge
37:47.791 --> 37:51.791
with no blue cheese dressing and no bacon.
37:51.875 --> 37:54.041
Bone-in, ribeye rare.
37:54.125 --> 37:57.333
Double cheeseburger with onions
and the truffle fries.
37:58.125 --> 37:59.708
I'll have the green salad.
37:59.791 --> 38:01.041
Green salad, good choice.
38:01.125 --> 38:03.083
- Mmm.
- Yeah, it's a good choice.
38:03.791 --> 38:07.000
Well, I think it's time that we…
38:07.833 --> 38:10.375
Mmm.
38:10.458 --> 38:12.125
…got down to business.
38:12.791 --> 38:15.208
Alex here has come up
with the most terrific pitch
38:15.291 --> 38:18.750
as to how to get men
to be excited about wine.
38:18.833 --> 38:21.625
- And her plan--
- Sorry, but I have to stop you.
38:21.708 --> 38:25.041
We're going to be moving on
to a new agency going forward.
38:26.125 --> 38:26.958
Excuse me?
38:27.041 --> 38:30.750
I wanted to tell you in person,
but our company is entering a new era,
38:30.833 --> 38:32.916
and we need an agency with experience
38:33.000 --> 38:35.500
of focusing on the male marketplace.
38:35.583 --> 38:39.166
- Well, Harry, I can tell you as a man--
- You were nobody's first choice for CEO.
38:40.750 --> 38:41.583
Excuse me?
38:41.666 --> 38:44.750
Everyone knows Guinness
was beset by sexual harassment claims.
38:45.333 --> 38:47.666
So they gave it to a man
to try to change the narrative.
38:47.750 --> 38:48.916
Alex.
38:49.000 --> 38:50.875
I think what Alex is
trying to say here is that--
38:50.958 --> 38:52.583
You turn things around…
38:53.666 --> 38:54.500
it's luck.
38:54.583 --> 38:57.625
If things keep going badly,
it's because you're unqualified.
38:57.708 --> 39:00.750
And either way, you're too emotional
and aggressive for the job.
39:01.333 --> 39:03.708
That's what everyone
out there is saying, right?
39:04.291 --> 39:05.375
That's right.
39:09.625 --> 39:11.875
Being a man in charge is exhausting.
39:12.875 --> 39:14.125
No one listens to you.
39:14.208 --> 39:16.625
And if you ever dare
to express frustration,
39:16.708 --> 39:20.166
you're told you need to relax.
39:20.250 --> 39:22.250
How many times a day
do you hear that phrase?
39:23.333 --> 39:26.416
- A few.
- You don't need to relax, Harry.
39:26.500 --> 39:28.416
You need to be able to do your job.
39:28.500 --> 39:32.250
When you're drinking Guinness,
it's not "you need to relax."
39:32.791 --> 39:35.916
You get to relax.
39:39.916 --> 39:41.166
You know what?
39:41.875 --> 39:43.958
I…
39:47.250 --> 39:48.375
…love that.
39:53.416 --> 39:55.833
Alex, you are seriously impressive.
39:59.833 --> 40:03.750
I liked what you had to say
at the meeting, Dawson.
40:03.833 --> 40:05.125
Damien.
40:05.208 --> 40:08.125
Perhaps we should make a date
to discuss your future at Atlas.
40:08.208 --> 40:12.291
I think you have great potential for…
40:13.208 --> 40:14.666
significant growth.
40:14.750 --> 40:17.000
I'm very eager to grow.
40:17.625 --> 40:18.625
Mm.
40:19.291 --> 40:23.083
How about tonight? My place?
40:24.500 --> 40:25.541
Absolutely.
40:26.916 --> 40:29.375
- Mm.
- Austin will give you the address.
40:34.291 --> 40:35.291
Hm.
40:36.583 --> 40:38.416
Top left, four.
40:38.500 --> 40:39.958
- Partially--
- I've got a question.
40:40.041 --> 40:41.958
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Damien, what--
40:42.041 --> 40:44.416
So if my boss is essentially offering me
40:44.500 --> 40:47.791
career advancement
in return for a few sexual favors,
40:48.416 --> 40:49.541
I should do it, right?
40:49.625 --> 40:51.166
No, that's illegal.
40:51.250 --> 40:54.375
That is literally
the definition of sexual harassment.
40:54.458 --> 40:56.708
Sunny, you're the best.
Good luck, young man.
40:59.625 --> 41:02.000
- That didn't happen, okay?
- Uh-huh.
41:06.916 --> 41:07.791
Excuse me.
41:08.291 --> 41:12.875
Uh, I hear you have
a special this month on penile filler.
41:13.458 --> 41:14.625
We do, sir.
41:25.416 --> 41:28.000
Hello? Felicity?
41:29.625 --> 41:30.833
Darvin.
41:31.833 --> 41:33.416
Yes, that's my name.
41:33.500 --> 41:34.875
You look just…
41:35.541 --> 41:38.166
Delicious.
41:38.750 --> 41:41.166
Thank you for meeting so late.
41:41.250 --> 41:43.083
Whatever my CEO desires.
41:43.166 --> 41:45.291
I thought we should investigate
41:45.375 --> 41:47.500
our new Guinness product.
41:48.083 --> 41:51.333
Ah. Then that definitely makes this
a business meeting.
41:51.416 --> 41:54.583
I meant what I said today.
41:55.666 --> 41:57.416
I think you could have
41:58.000 --> 42:01.916
a very bright future at Atlas.
42:02.000 --> 42:03.250
I mean, I should do.
42:03.750 --> 42:07.333
The only reason I haven't
been promoted is because I'm a man.
42:11.291 --> 42:15.375
You certainly have got
the confidence to get ahead.
42:20.541 --> 42:21.666
Ooh.
42:24.625 --> 42:26.250
Mm? Mm.
42:26.833 --> 42:28.125
What else do you have?
42:30.333 --> 42:31.250
Beg your pardon?
42:31.333 --> 42:33.458
What else are you willing to do
42:33.541 --> 42:36.000
to move up in this company?
42:37.208 --> 42:39.500
- Hm?
- Why don't you see what's in that bag?
42:41.333 --> 42:42.875
Okay.
42:48.125 --> 42:51.500
- Put it on.
- I don't think that's necessary.
42:52.125 --> 42:56.166
I think you want it as much as I do.
42:56.666 --> 43:00.666
I can make it very easy for you at Atlas,
43:01.416 --> 43:03.041
or very hard.
43:04.416 --> 43:06.375
Which will you choose?
43:07.833 --> 43:08.833
Easy.
43:09.666 --> 43:11.833
Could you let go of my balls, please?
43:19.708 --> 43:21.791
Howdy doody?
43:22.416 --> 43:23.958
- Howdy.
- Um…
43:25.166 --> 43:27.000
Would you put your hat on your head?
43:31.875 --> 43:35.000
Oh, Mama likey.
43:35.666 --> 43:38.833
Now, um, just swing your guns around.
43:45.791 --> 43:47.083
Pew pew.
43:47.583 --> 43:49.250
I… I… I meant all your guns.
43:49.333 --> 43:50.958
So you mean…
43:53.708 --> 43:55.333
Mm?
44:07.708 --> 44:09.625
Now, talk to me like a cowboy,
44:09.708 --> 44:13.458
and tell me to take off all my clothes.
44:16.166 --> 44:18.208
- Well, ma'am.
- Help.
44:18.291 --> 44:23.333
I reckon you need to take off them
garments real slow-like.
44:23.416 --> 44:24.500
Oh, no.
44:24.583 --> 44:26.333
'Cause I got an itchy trigger finger.
44:26.416 --> 44:29.083
Oh, more, more, more, more.
44:29.166 --> 44:30.708
And I've been in the saddle all day,
44:30.791 --> 44:33.333
and that's made me
stiffer than a sun-dried…
44:33.416 --> 44:34.791
That's great!
44:34.875 --> 44:36.416
- …totem pole.
- Oh, more!
44:36.500 --> 44:38.916
- In fact, folks call me Southern Comfort…
- Yes! Yes!
44:39.000 --> 44:40.750
…'cause I'm a real good licker.
44:40.833 --> 44:42.041
- Get it?
- Yes!
44:42.125 --> 44:44.416
I'm gonna head you off at the pass…
44:44.500 --> 44:45.708
and pump you full of lead.
44:50.041 --> 44:51.041
Pew pew.
44:52.500 --> 44:55.750
Did you enjoy that enough
to give me a promotion, ma'am?
44:57.750 --> 44:58.833
Felicity?
45:00.250 --> 45:02.833
And thus we commit her body to the ground.
45:02.916 --> 45:05.250
In the name of the mother…
45:05.333 --> 45:07.750
…and of the daughter…
45:07.833 --> 45:10.291
…and of the Holy Ghost.
45:10.375 --> 45:12.500
- A-women.
- A-women.
45:13.125 --> 45:15.333
This is the worst day of my life.
45:16.833 --> 45:18.291
It's a sad day for all of us.
45:18.375 --> 45:19.916
No, but mostly for me.
45:20.416 --> 45:21.583
Felicity owed me.
45:23.125 --> 45:26.791
I did something
that I will never ever tell you about,
45:26.875 --> 45:28.000
just so I could get promoted.
45:28.083 --> 45:30.875
And now she's dead,
and it was all for nothing.
45:31.500 --> 45:34.041
- Are you insane?
- Hm?
45:34.125 --> 45:38.458
If men could sleep their way to the top,
there would be loads of us there already.
45:39.458 --> 45:42.041
Practically every guy
in the office slept with Felicity.
45:42.125 --> 45:43.166
Mm?
45:43.791 --> 45:45.750
And it got us nowhere.
45:46.333 --> 45:48.875
Don't you dare say a word
about that this weekend.
45:48.958 --> 45:50.541
This… This weekend?
45:51.416 --> 45:53.875
The gathering
at Glenda Cartwright's country house
45:53.958 --> 45:55.541
in honor of Felicity.
45:56.375 --> 45:58.208
Well, I guess you weren't invited.
46:06.041 --> 46:07.958
Come on, chin up.
46:08.458 --> 46:10.541
Yes, you killed the CEO.
46:10.625 --> 46:14.083
Bad show there, but silver lining.
46:14.166 --> 46:15.500
Now they need a new CEO.
46:15.583 --> 46:17.833
No, it's already decided.
46:17.916 --> 46:19.916
They've chosen Alex Fox.
46:20.500 --> 46:22.416
And they were never
gonna choose a man anyway.
46:22.500 --> 46:23.375
True.
46:24.291 --> 46:26.166
But at least you've got somewhere to live,
46:26.666 --> 46:29.083
which means that we could
all live together.
46:29.166 --> 46:31.125
- Who? "We"?
- Yeah.
46:31.208 --> 46:35.416
You, me, Pat, Julian, Ramona,
sometimes Ronnie.
46:35.500 --> 46:38.000
Oh, fuck me. I've got to get out of here.
46:38.583 --> 46:40.375
Oh. That's a shame.
46:41.958 --> 46:42.833
Wait.
46:44.083 --> 46:45.500
I'll go to Glenda's thing.
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- Well, who's Glenda?
- The chair of the Atlas board.
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I'll impress her, and just you watch.
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I'll leave there the new CEO.
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I love it. Great plan.
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When you say "you watch"…
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Oh, no, no, no. You… You're not coming.
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- Oh.
- And neither are they.
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- Hello. Can I help you?
- Yes, you can.
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I'm here for the Atlas gathering.
I'm Damien Sachs.
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I'm sorry, but this event is
for top executives
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and their assistants only.
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And I'm afraid I don't have
a Damien Sachs on my list.
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Louis?
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- Is that you under there? Is it you?
- Mmm.
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Louis.
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- How do you know my name?
- You shouldn't be a butler.
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You should be running
a top company like Guinness.
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- Guinness?
- Yeah.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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- I couldn't possibly.
- Yes, you could, Louis.
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But the women,
they've convinced you that you can't.
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Glenda.
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Louis.
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It's time
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to fight back.
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- Mm-hmm.
- For the brotherhood, Louis.
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For the brotherhood.
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Step this way, Mr. Sachs.
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Oh, and let me take that.
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Oh, no, no. It's… Mm. Fine.
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In the name of…
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Come on, Louis.
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Surprise!
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Oh, good God.
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I didn't realize
tonight's dinner was casual.
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And I thought I had a well-waxed chest.
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- Who are you trying to impress?
- You know exactly who.
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And by the end of the evening,
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she's gonna be
eating out of the palm of my hand.
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Damien, you cannot honestly believe
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that you are in contention
for the CEO position.
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Why not? Because I'm a man?
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No, because I am
the highest-ranking executive at Atlas,
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Felicity was grooming me for this,
and Glenda loves me.
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The whole weekend is a formality.
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The job is mine.
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What?
49:25.666 --> 49:26.833
You're scared.
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Excuse me?
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You thought you had this in the bag.
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I'm the dark horse
that you didn't count on.
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Oh?
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You have no idea how to handle me, do you?
And you know what? You should be scared.
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Because I'm very, very good at this.
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To Felicity.
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To Felicity.
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And to you, Glenda.
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You look absolutely gorgeous.
You smell incredible.
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Just imagine if Atlas
had its first-ever male CEO.
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The credit you'd get
from the rest of the industry
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would be immeasurable.
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That's why the next contender
should be chosen for their talents…
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…and not just for their gender.
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Ha! Sorry.
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Where'd that pianist get to?
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I don't like hearing my own teeth chatter
when I'm eating my pudding.
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Please.
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Allow me.
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Any requests?
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Something romantic.
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Hmm.
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How about this?
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I'm just a bachelor
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I'm looking for a partner
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Someone who knows how to ride
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Without even falling off
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If you're horny, let's do it
51:28.958 --> 51:30.958
Ride it, my pony
51:31.541 --> 51:34.541
My saddle's waiting
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Come on in, jump on it
51:37.166 --> 51:40.041
If you're horny, let's do it
51:40.625 --> 51:43.083
Ride it, my pony
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My saddle's waiting
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Come on in, jump on it!
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Bravo. Yeah!
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Bravo.
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Bravo, Diego.
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All right, that's it for dinner.
Thank you, everyone.
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I'll see you in the morning.
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What a wonderful song.
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I had a pony when I was little.
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Her name was Buttercup.
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Oh. How splendid.
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Listen, I was going to go down to the club
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for some after-dinner drinks.
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Would you like to join?
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I… I'd… I'd absolutely love to.
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As would I.
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Fabulous!
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I just need to know…
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Felicity and I used to get
totally off our tits here.
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- I'm gonna miss my old drinking buddy.
- Aw.
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Now, Alex, being CEO requires stamina.
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Felicity would always keep up with me.
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Question is, can you?
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- I'm looking forward to the challenge.
- Wonderful. Let's start with tequila.
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- David.
- It's Damien.
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Whatever.
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Would you like
a rosé or a little prosecco?
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Uh, actually, I'd love to try a shot.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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Lovely jubbly.
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I know what you're doing,
and it won't work.
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I'm just getting started.
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Bottoms up.
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Mm-hmm.
53:29.041 --> 53:30.750
Bad chick, I could be your fantasy
53:30.833 --> 53:33.000
I can tell you got big, big energy
53:33.083 --> 53:35.291
It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me
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But I might let you try it
Off the Hennessy
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Make 'em sing
To this thang like a melody
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And if your girl ain't right
I got the remedy
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It ain't too many of 'em
That can handle me
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Bad chick, I could be your fantasy
53:47.416 --> 53:50.416
Tell me how you want it
Three, two, one and I'm on it
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Feel good, don't it?
Hood chick, you in a bonnet
53:52.541 --> 53:55.958
Imma bust it on a pole like Onyx
I'm just bein' honest…
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- Gosh, David.
- Damien.
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Whatever. You are game.
54:00.666 --> 54:01.875
Oh. Okay.
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Mine in the bank, in the bank
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I like what I see
A boss like you need a boss like me
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Daddy from the street
So he move lowkey
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Glenda! Glenda! Glenda! Glenda!
54:18.291 --> 54:19.875
Oh.
54:19.958 --> 54:22.458
Oh no. Not again.
54:23.875 --> 54:24.833
Buttercup?
54:28.958 --> 54:31.125
You hold your liquor well for a man.
54:32.291 --> 54:33.541
And you know what else?
54:34.833 --> 54:36.791
I have the penis of a 25-year-old.
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When are you gonna give it back?
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Louis, I love you.
54:48.875 --> 54:52.125
Love you too, madam,
but just… just leave… just not the hair.
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Mm-hmm. Come on.
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And… And don't forget madam's booties.
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- I've got them. Thank you. Thank you.
- I love you, Louis.
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You too, ma'am. You too.
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Okay, now we've got
to get her through the door.
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Okay.
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Ow.
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Preferably having opened it first.
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I think you've broken her neck.
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I've broken her neck.
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He is trickier than we realize.
55:23.583 --> 55:27.208
Well, if he's gonna play dirty,
then I'm gonna play fucking filthy.
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I'm going to destroy him.
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And I'm gonna write a killer presentation.
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And he won't know what's hit him.
55:37.875 --> 55:38.708
Hmm.
55:41.541 --> 55:43.083
Good morning, all.
55:43.833 --> 55:47.500
On behalf of the board of Atlas,
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who have kindly joined us today,
55:50.375 --> 55:52.291
we are excited to hear your thoughts
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on the future of our company.
55:54.541 --> 55:55.875
Who would like to start us off?
55:57.083 --> 55:58.208
Alex.
55:58.291 --> 56:00.125
And Damien.
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Well…
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Gentlemen first, as they say.
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Mm.
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Thank you so much, Glenda.
56:14.041 --> 56:15.166
Change.
56:17.041 --> 56:18.625
Everyone fears it.
56:19.541 --> 56:20.708
And who can blame them?
56:21.208 --> 56:24.083
Change is terrifying.
56:24.166 --> 56:26.958
It's far easier
to keep to the familiar path,
56:27.041 --> 56:28.791
avoiding any risk at all.
56:28.875 --> 56:32.166
But one also avoids the innovation…
56:33.250 --> 56:37.000
…that is so fundamental
to true leadership.
56:37.083 --> 56:39.833
So while some women in power may prefer
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to keep men beneath them cocooned,
56:43.000 --> 56:45.666
unable to realize their full potential,
56:45.750 --> 56:48.916
other more enlightened females
56:49.416 --> 56:52.958
have the wisdom and the courage to say,
56:53.833 --> 56:57.416
"Bring on change."
57:05.625 --> 57:06.458
Oh!
57:15.750 --> 57:16.958
Oh!
57:21.250 --> 57:25.125
This little butterfly here
saw in Glenda someone wise
57:25.208 --> 57:29.500
who realizes their potential
is often hidden and locked away.
57:29.583 --> 57:33.250
It just needs to be released.
57:33.333 --> 57:34.208
And--
57:34.291 --> 57:35.416
- Sorry.
- Rude.
57:36.291 --> 57:39.416
It's as if you're trying to prevent
Glenda from hearing what I have to say.
57:39.500 --> 57:42.750
No, it's my kid, and they know not to call
unless it's an emergency.
57:42.833 --> 57:43.666
- So, uh…
- Come on.
57:43.750 --> 57:46.250
- Um… Will you just excuse me?
- Can you do this outside?
57:46.333 --> 57:48.833
- Mum.
- My God. What has happened to your face?
57:48.916 --> 57:51.375
I was skateboarding with Jack and Mia,
and I chipped my teeth.
57:51.458 --> 57:54.208
Did your father call
the dentist? Dr… Um… Uh…
57:54.291 --> 57:56.041
- What's her name?
- Shabtai.
57:56.125 --> 57:57.333
- Shabtai.
- Shabtai.
57:57.416 --> 57:59.583
Her office said
she can't see me until Monday.
57:59.666 --> 58:02.208
And Dad called, like,
five other places, and no one can see me.
58:02.791 --> 58:03.791
Okay.
58:03.875 --> 58:05.000
Uh…
58:05.083 --> 58:06.333
Is everything all right?
58:06.416 --> 58:08.208
- Um…
- I can help.
58:11.583 --> 58:14.541
I'm extremely close
with the best dentist in London.
58:14.625 --> 58:15.625
You are?
58:15.708 --> 58:17.541
She's got a six-month waiting list,
58:17.625 --> 58:21.208
but I can try and see
if she has any availability today.
58:21.291 --> 58:22.791
Oh, well done, Damien.
58:22.875 --> 58:25.208
I believe interpersonal connections
58:25.291 --> 58:27.000
are often overlooked.
58:27.083 --> 58:28.416
What do you want, dickwit?
58:28.500 --> 58:31.166
Johnny told me you were the one
who taught him the word twat.
58:31.250 --> 58:34.458
- And you paid Tommy to take the blame.
- Yes, doctor.
58:34.541 --> 58:36.000
Hilarious.
58:36.083 --> 58:40.500
Bit of a dental emergency here.
Colleague's child has chipped their tooth.
58:40.583 --> 58:42.416
We were hoping you could see them today.
58:44.958 --> 58:48.041
She can see Charlie this afternoon.
58:48.125 --> 58:50.583
- Nice one, Damien.
- Well done, Damien.
58:50.666 --> 58:53.458
Charlie, did you hear that?
There is someone here who knows a dentist
58:53.541 --> 58:55.625
who can get you in this afternoon.
58:55.708 --> 58:58.708
So I will text you the address,
and then I will be there as soon as I can.
58:58.791 --> 59:00.458
- Thank you, Mum. Bye.
- Okay, bye.
59:02.041 --> 59:05.541
I am so sorry,
but I have to be there for them.
59:05.625 --> 59:06.916
Of course.
59:07.458 --> 59:08.458
We understand.
59:08.541 --> 59:11.666
And we'll try our best
to carry on without you, Alex.
59:12.833 --> 59:14.708
Damien, you couldn't maybe come with me?
59:14.791 --> 59:16.416
Help facilitate things with the dentist?
59:17.000 --> 59:17.958
I wouldn't normally ask,
59:18.041 --> 59:22.083
only I know how important
interpersonal connections are to you.
59:22.166 --> 59:26.458
Love to. I really would, but Glenda is
very keen to hear my presentation.
59:26.541 --> 59:28.333
- Nonsense. Go help.
- So, unfor--
59:28.416 --> 59:30.791
We'll be fine here with Mr. Butterfly.
59:30.875 --> 59:35.083
I… I'm going to name him Marcello.
59:38.291 --> 59:39.125
Brilliant.
59:41.125 --> 59:42.166
No, no, no.
59:42.250 --> 59:44.500
If you overtake, a little slower, please.
59:44.583 --> 59:45.583
Not in a Porsche. No.
59:47.250 --> 59:49.083
Eyes on the road.
59:49.166 --> 59:51.500
Do you genuinely think you could be CEO?
59:51.583 --> 59:52.541
Yes, I do.
59:52.625 --> 59:55.083
Because I'm the best man…
person, for the job.
59:55.666 --> 59:57.958
Why are you laughing? I am.
59:58.041 --> 01:00:00.208
If the board had any balls,
I'd be the CEO.
01:00:00.291 --> 01:00:02.583
"Had any balls"?
Did you just make that up?
01:00:02.666 --> 01:00:04.833
No, it's a popular phrase.
01:00:04.916 --> 01:00:06.375
What do you suppose it means?
01:00:06.458 --> 01:00:08.708
What do I suppose… It means to be a man,
01:00:08.791 --> 01:00:10.833
to have balls, to be powerful.
01:00:10.916 --> 01:00:11.875
- To be strong.
- Balls?
01:00:11.958 --> 01:00:12.833
Yes, balls.
01:00:12.916 --> 01:00:14.666
The delicate sacks
that dangle from your body,
01:00:14.750 --> 01:00:17.583
where the slightest tap
sends you weeping to the ground?
01:00:18.125 --> 01:00:19.583
Yes.
01:00:19.666 --> 01:00:21.208
Oh shit!
01:00:21.708 --> 01:00:23.416
- What do you expect?
- We've got a flat tire.
01:00:23.500 --> 01:00:26.875
- Thanks for the womansplaining.
- It's okay. I'm not gonna crash.
01:00:33.250 --> 01:00:35.416
Of course this happens now.
01:00:39.208 --> 01:00:41.375
Oh, fatherfucker.
01:00:42.375 --> 01:00:45.083
God, I haven't changed a tire
since my mum taught me as a teenager.
01:00:45.166 --> 01:00:46.666
All right, take a breath.
01:00:47.208 --> 01:00:50.500
All right? Aren't I meant to be the one
who's a drama… king?
01:00:50.583 --> 01:00:52.666
Yeah, and you're making
a pretty good job of it.
01:00:52.750 --> 01:00:54.625
Okay. So careful. Careful.
01:01:00.166 --> 01:01:01.541
Can you change a tire?
01:01:02.125 --> 01:01:03.875
No, I'm a man.
01:01:04.458 --> 01:01:07.166
Put your back into it, come on.
01:01:07.250 --> 01:01:09.916
There we go.
01:01:10.708 --> 01:01:11.708
Is that your kid?
01:01:13.166 --> 01:01:15.208
No, their father.
01:01:15.291 --> 01:01:17.750
Basically trying to give me a hard time.
01:01:17.833 --> 01:01:20.750
Oh. Sounds like a prize. What happened?
01:01:20.833 --> 01:01:23.041
Oh, it was a classic story. He's a model.
01:01:23.125 --> 01:01:26.125
- Mm-hmm.
- He was gorgeous and sexy and fun.
01:01:26.666 --> 01:01:29.333
And then he lied about being on the pill
and knocked me up.
01:01:30.333 --> 01:01:31.791
Basically trapped me.
01:01:31.875 --> 01:01:33.875
- At least you've got Charlie, eh?
- Yeah.
01:01:33.958 --> 01:01:35.208
Yeah, Charlie's great.
01:01:36.000 --> 01:01:38.208
You know, I never saw myself as a mother,
01:01:38.291 --> 01:01:39.875
but it's actually pretty good.
01:01:40.791 --> 01:01:41.833
The kid's really sweet.
01:01:41.916 --> 01:01:44.625
I've stopped thinking,
"More, more, more" all the time.
01:01:46.166 --> 01:01:47.375
It was a wake-up call.
01:01:48.833 --> 01:01:50.250
- Is that him again?
- Probably.
01:01:50.916 --> 01:01:52.125
See.
01:01:52.208 --> 01:01:54.416
This is why I never wanted to get married.
01:01:55.166 --> 01:01:57.875
It's this exact scenario.
01:01:59.541 --> 01:02:01.416
Kid breaks their teeth
01:02:01.500 --> 01:02:03.041
while I'm in the middle of a competition
01:02:03.125 --> 01:02:06.250
to become CEO
against a far superior candidate.
01:02:06.333 --> 01:02:09.041
I'm sorry to keep saying this,
but this is not a competition.
01:02:09.125 --> 01:02:11.125
Oh, I'm aware of that.
01:02:11.208 --> 01:02:13.416
- It's a coronation.
- Oh my God. You're kidding me.
01:02:13.500 --> 01:02:15.708
They don't wanna hire a woman as CEO.
01:02:15.791 --> 01:02:20.541
I have to be undeniably the best
to even be in consideration.
01:02:20.625 --> 01:02:22.375
And luckily for me, I am.
01:02:28.208 --> 01:02:29.041
What?
01:02:31.708 --> 01:02:32.791
Nothing.
01:02:32.875 --> 01:02:35.750
It just sounds so much worse
coming from someone else.
01:02:42.833 --> 01:02:44.458
- You all right?
- Yeah.
01:02:45.125 --> 01:02:46.125
Let's have a look.
01:02:46.791 --> 01:02:48.666
Oof. That's gnarly.
01:02:48.750 --> 01:02:50.833
- Who are you?
- That's Damien, he works for me.
01:02:50.916 --> 01:02:52.958
- She'll be working for me tomorrow.
- Ha-ha.
01:02:54.125 --> 01:02:55.583
This is nothing.
01:02:55.666 --> 01:02:58.791
We'll get these beauties sorted
in time for dinner.
01:02:59.500 --> 01:03:01.000
Oh. Well, that's a relief.
01:03:01.666 --> 01:03:03.583
So, are you gonna head back?
01:03:03.666 --> 01:03:06.291
Honestly, it's late,
and we've missed the meeting anyway.
01:03:06.375 --> 01:03:09.083
They're heading home in the morning.
I'll wait for Charlie and go home.
01:03:09.166 --> 01:03:12.125
Thank God, uh,
'cause I'm completely exhausted.
01:03:12.208 --> 01:03:14.000
So, I'm heading home too,
01:03:14.083 --> 01:03:16.333
and let's resume
our epic battle in the morning.
01:03:16.416 --> 01:03:19.583
- Do you need a ride?
- With you behind the wheel?
01:03:19.666 --> 01:03:21.416
I'll be taking the tube. Thank you.
01:03:23.166 --> 01:03:25.250
- Oh, Damien.
- Yeah?
01:03:27.500 --> 01:03:28.500
Thank you.
01:03:33.000 --> 01:03:34.041
You're welcome.
01:03:41.708 --> 01:03:44.958
Glenda, I've been ready
to take the mantle for years.
01:03:45.041 --> 01:03:46.458
Oh, Glenda!
01:03:46.541 --> 01:03:47.666
Damien?
01:03:48.583 --> 01:03:49.791
- Oh shit!
- Damien!
01:03:49.875 --> 01:03:51.958
Don't you dare!
01:03:52.666 --> 01:03:53.500
Fuck!
01:03:55.041 --> 01:03:56.041
Bastard!
01:03:57.291 --> 01:03:58.708
- Are you joking?
- Are you joking?
01:03:58.791 --> 01:04:00.666
What the hell are you doing here?
01:04:00.750 --> 01:04:01.916
How did you get here so fast?
01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:03.500
- I took the train.
- You took the train?
01:04:03.583 --> 01:04:04.791
You said you were staying home.
01:04:04.875 --> 01:04:07.250
- You said you were staying home.
- Yes, well, I lied.
01:04:07.333 --> 01:04:10.333
I'm at a severe disadvantage,
and I need to cheat whenever I can.
01:04:10.416 --> 01:04:13.541
This is not a game! This is a job!
01:04:13.625 --> 01:04:16.750
And you're just making
your future CEO very, very angry.
01:04:16.833 --> 01:04:18.000
Just admit it.
01:04:18.541 --> 01:04:20.750
- I'm much better at this than you are.
- Oh yeah?
01:04:20.833 --> 01:04:23.375
- I'm kicking your arse.
- You wish you were kicking my ass.
01:04:23.458 --> 01:04:25.250
I won't be anywhere
near your stinking arse.
01:04:25.333 --> 01:04:26.458
Oh yeah?
01:04:35.250 --> 01:04:38.375
Hm. There's a form we need to fill out
at Atlas, saying we both consent.
01:04:38.458 --> 01:04:39.833
I consent. I consent.
01:04:40.583 --> 01:04:42.291
On your back.
01:04:43.791 --> 01:04:44.875
So, you wanna be on top?
01:04:44.958 --> 01:04:47.916
I'm always on top.
01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:50.958
- Well, that's a coincidence.
- Oh! Oh yeah?
01:04:51.041 --> 01:04:53.583
- 'Cause so am I.
- Oh.
01:04:54.125 --> 01:04:56.916
You think? Not anymore.
01:04:58.916 --> 01:05:01.125
- Oh God.
- Come here.
01:05:05.125 --> 01:05:06.750
I have to warn you.
01:05:06.833 --> 01:05:09.000
The last woman I was with
died from pleasure.
01:05:09.083 --> 01:05:10.291
Oh yeah? Oh!
01:05:10.375 --> 01:05:12.500
So you're taking your life
into your own hands.
01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:16.958
Do you wanna risk it?
01:05:17.708 --> 01:05:18.541
I do.
01:05:20.416 --> 01:05:22.708
Maybe we take turns
01:05:23.208 --> 01:05:24.208
being on top.
01:05:25.666 --> 01:05:28.416
Ladies first.
01:06:04.416 --> 01:06:05.250
Oh!
01:06:05.875 --> 01:06:08.000
- What are you doing?
- Um…
01:06:08.083 --> 01:06:09.625
What are you doing?
01:06:10.583 --> 01:06:11.833
Are you sneaking out?
01:06:11.916 --> 01:06:13.750
No, I'm not sneaking out.
01:06:14.333 --> 01:06:17.083
I would not sneak out.
I was gonna leave you a very nice note.
01:06:17.166 --> 01:06:20.083
- I was gonna get you breakfast.
- I was gonna order you breakfast.
01:06:20.166 --> 01:06:22.125
I mean, I am the sneaker.
01:06:22.208 --> 01:06:24.083
You're meant to be the sneakee.
01:06:24.166 --> 01:06:26.041
- You know, last night was fun.
- Mm.
01:06:26.125 --> 01:06:28.416
It was actually really fun. It was, like…
01:06:28.500 --> 01:06:29.625
It was shockingly fun.
01:06:29.708 --> 01:06:33.500
Yeah, it was almost like
sleeping with, uh… myself.
01:06:34.458 --> 01:06:35.458
Same.
01:06:36.208 --> 01:06:39.416
But, look, I respect you too much
not to be totally honest. I…
01:06:41.458 --> 01:06:43.250
I'm not interested in anything serious.
01:06:43.333 --> 01:06:45.500
Oh, believe me,
I'm less interested in something serious.
01:06:45.583 --> 01:06:47.416
I'm not in the place for a relationship.
01:06:47.500 --> 01:06:50.541
No, I am literally
not in the place for a relationship.
01:06:50.625 --> 01:06:53.250
You don't have to say that because
you think that's what I want to hear.
01:06:53.333 --> 01:06:54.666
No, it's what I want to hear.
01:06:54.750 --> 01:06:56.958
There is someone out there
who is looking for
01:06:57.041 --> 01:06:58.958
exactly what you're looking for.
01:06:59.958 --> 01:07:02.333
And they are so very lucky.
01:07:02.416 --> 01:07:03.583
Wow!
01:07:03.666 --> 01:07:05.541
Now, that is a great line.
01:07:06.125 --> 01:07:07.000
I'm sorry, what?
01:07:07.083 --> 01:07:08.833
Well, it's complimentary,
01:07:08.916 --> 01:07:10.500
it's optimistic,
01:07:10.583 --> 01:07:13.000
and it completely shuts everything down.
01:07:13.083 --> 01:07:14.125
It's artistry.
01:07:14.750 --> 01:07:15.833
Can I steal it?
01:07:16.500 --> 01:07:19.125
- Sure.
- I normally give a little gift.
01:07:19.708 --> 01:07:20.916
- A little gift?
- Yeah.
01:07:21.000 --> 01:07:25.125
Like, uh, an outfit
or an overpriced candle.
01:07:25.208 --> 01:07:28.083
You know, a small token of appreciation
for a fun evening.
01:07:28.166 --> 01:07:30.083
Uh, here.
01:07:31.500 --> 01:07:33.125
Thank you for last night.
01:07:34.583 --> 01:07:36.916
Wow. A pen.
01:07:37.791 --> 01:07:40.375
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
01:07:42.083 --> 01:07:44.125
I mean, this is…
01:07:44.208 --> 01:07:47.291
This is the longest conversation
I've ever had with a woman in the morning.
01:07:47.375 --> 01:07:50.000
Yeah.
01:07:50.833 --> 01:07:52.333
I know you don't wanna stay,
01:07:53.083 --> 01:07:54.666
but you don't have to leave.
01:07:56.375 --> 01:07:57.791
What do we do if we stay?
01:07:57.875 --> 01:08:00.041
I don't know.
I'm usually 20 miles away by now.
01:08:00.125 --> 01:08:02.958
You tell me.
01:08:04.125 --> 01:08:06.291
Oh.
01:08:08.416 --> 01:08:11.583
- Um, be quiet for a minute.
- What, don't moan with pleasure?
01:08:13.583 --> 01:08:14.666
Glenda, hello.
01:08:14.750 --> 01:08:16.916
Understood.
01:08:17.500 --> 01:08:18.333
Mm-hmm.
01:08:19.041 --> 01:08:21.791
We'll speak later today.
01:08:21.875 --> 01:08:23.458
Well, we might need you to sign
01:08:23.541 --> 01:08:25.416
that consent form
01:08:25.500 --> 01:08:29.833
because you just slept
with the CEO of the Atlas Agency.
01:08:32.208 --> 01:08:35.708
But you didn't even pitch.
I had that room in the palm of my hand.
01:08:35.791 --> 01:08:37.666
I've been impressed with you this weekend.
01:08:37.750 --> 01:08:41.458
- I think there might be an opportunity--
- No, no, no. I must be the boss.
01:08:41.541 --> 01:08:42.416
Whoa.
01:08:42.500 --> 01:08:44.958
No, you don't understand.
I need to be the one in charge.
01:08:45.041 --> 01:08:48.791
That's not how promotions work.
It's not about who needs anything.
01:08:48.875 --> 01:08:51.500
It's not about feelings. It's about
finding the best woman for the job.
01:08:51.583 --> 01:08:54.125
Exactly, the best woman for the job.
I never had a chance.
01:08:54.208 --> 01:08:56.791
- Of course, you make it about being a man.
- It is about being a man.
01:08:56.875 --> 01:08:58.708
Are you so brainwashed,
you don't get that?
01:08:58.791 --> 01:09:00.791
I get that you're disappointed.
01:09:00.875 --> 01:09:04.916
No, you don't get it
because this whole system works for you.
01:09:05.000 --> 01:09:07.416
This company, this world
01:09:07.500 --> 01:09:09.333
is one big joke,
01:09:09.416 --> 01:09:12.458
and you being made CEO
is the biggest joke of all.
01:09:13.291 --> 01:09:14.666
Well, luckily for you,
01:09:15.250 --> 01:09:17.250
you don't have to deal
with the company anymore
01:09:17.333 --> 01:09:19.333
because my first act as CEO
01:09:20.416 --> 01:09:21.750
is to fire you.
01:09:22.583 --> 01:09:23.583
Now get out.
01:09:38.208 --> 01:09:40.583
- Should've been you, Dame.
- Big time.
01:09:40.666 --> 01:09:43.541
Alex will never have our support. Never.
01:09:43.625 --> 01:09:45.208
Thanks, gents. I appreciate it.
01:09:45.291 --> 01:09:46.666
Come on, let's bring it in.
01:09:52.375 --> 01:09:53.375
Okay.
01:09:55.666 --> 01:09:57.750
It's a travesty, is what it is.
01:10:00.458 --> 01:10:05.208
All around me are familiar faces
01:10:05.291 --> 01:10:08.000
Worn out places
01:10:08.083 --> 01:10:11.458
Worn out faces
01:10:11.541 --> 01:10:16.250
Bright and early for the daily races
01:10:16.333 --> 01:10:22.208
Going nowhere, going nowhere
01:10:22.875 --> 01:10:27.250
Their tears are
Filling up their glasses
01:10:27.333 --> 01:10:33.041
No expression, no expression
01:10:33.541 --> 01:10:37.625
Hide my head
I wanna drown my sorrow
01:10:38.375 --> 01:10:41.708
No tomorrow…
01:10:44.958 --> 01:10:46.916
I find it kind of funny…
01:10:47.000 --> 01:10:50.041
They know. Somehow,
the pigeons always know.
01:10:50.541 --> 01:10:55.750
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
01:10:56.333 --> 01:11:00.625
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take…
01:11:00.708 --> 01:11:02.541
We love you, Alex!
01:11:04.666 --> 01:11:09.458
CEO! CEO! CEO! CEO!
01:11:09.541 --> 01:11:12.916
CEO! CEO! CEO!
01:11:13.000 --> 01:11:15.958
Mad world
01:11:17.875 --> 01:11:20.916
And I find it hard to tell you
01:11:21.000 --> 01:11:24.666
I find it hard to take
When people run…
01:11:25.666 --> 01:11:28.375
Stop it. How would you like it
if I took a shit on you?
01:11:28.875 --> 01:11:29.875
Seriously.
01:11:32.666 --> 01:11:34.500
You can hop back on when I come out.
01:11:37.166 --> 01:11:38.333
Hi, Mum.
01:11:39.416 --> 01:11:41.083
Good heavens, Damien.
01:11:41.166 --> 01:11:42.375
What's happened to you?
01:11:42.458 --> 01:11:43.791
I got fired.
01:11:44.958 --> 01:11:46.166
Can I come in?
01:11:46.250 --> 01:11:47.916
Oh God.
01:11:48.000 --> 01:11:51.458
Chris! Your brother-in-law's
covered in shit!
01:11:52.416 --> 01:11:55.000
Oh, what's happened?
01:11:55.833 --> 01:11:56.666
I get it now.
01:11:56.750 --> 01:11:59.416
Women have been in charge here
since the beginning of time.
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:03.375
The truth is I never had a chance.
01:12:03.458 --> 01:12:06.125
I mean, they knew it.
They all bloody knew it.
01:12:06.208 --> 01:12:08.041
Well done for trying, love.
01:12:08.125 --> 01:12:10.458
Aw. Thanks, Dad. That's sweet.
01:12:10.541 --> 01:12:13.833
Hey, um, I've got a friend of mine
who's a… He's a solicitor.
01:12:13.916 --> 01:12:15.833
He… He goes to my spin class.
01:12:16.458 --> 01:12:18.250
He deals with cases like this.
01:12:18.333 --> 01:12:19.458
You wanna talk to him?
01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:25.583
I mean, what we've got here is clearly
a fraudulent vetting process for CEO
01:12:25.666 --> 01:12:27.750
coupled with wrongful termination.
01:12:27.833 --> 01:12:30.000
At the least, we will get your job back.
01:12:30.083 --> 01:12:31.000
Good.
01:12:31.708 --> 01:12:35.041
I do have to warn you, though.
These things, they can get ugly.
01:12:36.583 --> 01:12:37.916
Are you committed
01:12:38.500 --> 01:12:40.916
to holding Atlas accountable
and making them pay?
01:12:42.500 --> 01:12:43.583
Absolutely.
01:12:45.958 --> 01:12:47.125
You are my inspiration.
01:12:47.208 --> 01:12:48.875
- Thank you.
- I'm inspired.
01:12:48.958 --> 01:12:52.666
This is precisely
why we try to avoid hiring men.
01:12:53.250 --> 01:12:54.708
We need to confirm, Alex,
01:12:54.791 --> 01:12:57.625
that there isn't anything
that they could perhaps use against us.
01:12:59.541 --> 01:13:01.375
Nothing inappropriate?
01:13:02.833 --> 01:13:05.083
Well, we did have sex once.
01:13:05.166 --> 01:13:06.416
Oh God.
01:13:07.583 --> 01:13:09.750
- But only once.
- When?
01:13:11.125 --> 01:13:12.833
Well, right before I, uh…
01:13:13.875 --> 01:13:15.250
Bef… before I fired him.
01:13:15.333 --> 01:13:16.333
Oh, fuck me.
01:13:16.416 --> 01:13:19.458
Sorry, I realize now
that was poor judgment on my part.
01:13:19.541 --> 01:13:22.833
Poor judgment?
This is the Titanic of bad decisions.
01:13:22.916 --> 01:13:24.375
He's got us by the ovaries.
01:13:24.958 --> 01:13:27.625
If we're gonna fight back,
we need ammunition.
01:13:29.250 --> 01:13:30.916
Is there anything you observed at Atlas
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:33.666
that we could possibly use against Alex?
01:13:33.750 --> 01:13:37.125
Any interactions of a sexual nature
with lower-level employees?
01:13:37.666 --> 01:13:38.875
Tell them, Damien.
01:13:39.875 --> 01:13:42.375
- Think, Damien.
- Tell them what you told me.
01:13:42.458 --> 01:13:45.041
All we need is one instance
of inappropriate behavior,
01:13:45.125 --> 01:13:47.041
and there's a good chance we can win this
01:13:47.125 --> 01:13:48.875
and get you installed as CEO.
01:13:48.958 --> 01:13:51.416
- Tell them.
- Can you think of anything?
01:13:51.500 --> 01:13:52.875
Damien, we have to tell it.
01:13:52.958 --> 01:13:55.666
- Anything at all?
- Tell them about the secret.
01:13:57.791 --> 01:13:59.791
We've already lost one major client,
01:13:59.875 --> 01:14:01.958
and word is there are more on the way.
01:14:02.041 --> 01:14:05.416
Glenda, please don't worry
about the clients. I can handle them.
01:14:05.500 --> 01:14:07.583
One bright spot is that, for some reason,
01:14:07.666 --> 01:14:11.666
their team have yet to bring up the fact
that Alex slept with Damien.
01:14:12.500 --> 01:14:13.333
They haven't?
01:14:13.416 --> 01:14:15.875
- Not a word.
- Why do you think that is?
01:14:15.958 --> 01:14:16.833
No idea.
01:14:17.833 --> 01:14:19.458
Frankly, it makes no sense.
01:14:19.541 --> 01:14:22.375
- Is there nothing to be done?
- It's a challenge.
01:14:23.666 --> 01:14:25.750
The public loves an underdog story.
01:14:28.625 --> 01:14:30.125
- Alex?
- Yes?
01:14:30.208 --> 01:14:34.291
Thank you for joining us,
but I'm sure, as CEO,
01:14:34.375 --> 01:14:37.000
you have other things
you need to be doing right now.
01:14:39.125 --> 01:14:40.041
I do.
01:14:44.041 --> 01:14:45.083
Thank you.
01:14:46.875 --> 01:14:48.041
Well, well.
01:14:49.041 --> 01:14:50.625
Time to make a change.
01:14:53.875 --> 01:14:56.125
- Alex?
- Damien.
01:15:00.208 --> 01:15:01.416
What are you doing here?
01:15:02.583 --> 01:15:06.750
- We're not supposed to have any contact.
- Why didn't you tell them we had sex?
01:15:10.750 --> 01:15:11.958
I don't know.
01:15:12.041 --> 01:15:15.250
It would've made your case a slam dunk.
Why didn't you do it?
01:15:17.291 --> 01:15:21.125
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I've gotta take this.
01:15:22.666 --> 01:15:24.083
Glenda. Hi.
01:15:25.250 --> 01:15:26.791
Yes.
01:15:28.291 --> 01:15:29.500
I understand.
01:15:30.541 --> 01:15:31.541
Mm-hmm.
01:15:32.625 --> 01:15:33.625
Thank you.
01:15:34.291 --> 01:15:36.375
Everything okay?
01:15:36.458 --> 01:15:40.458
You have just been made CEO.
01:15:40.541 --> 01:15:41.666
- Cool!
- Wow!
01:15:42.875 --> 01:15:44.208
CEO?
01:15:44.291 --> 01:15:46.541
It's okay. I'm happy for you.
01:15:47.500 --> 01:15:50.333
I think. It's complicated, obviously.
01:15:51.083 --> 01:15:53.875
I will just have to get used to you
being the one in charge.
01:15:55.041 --> 01:15:56.416
The one in charge?
01:15:56.500 --> 01:15:58.000
So that means…
01:15:58.083 --> 01:16:00.125
Wait, I'm not ready to go back yet.
01:16:01.041 --> 01:16:03.666
Wait! Wait, I'm not ready to go back yet!
01:16:03.750 --> 01:16:06.291
- Please! No, Alex, don't go away.
- Damien, what's going on?
01:16:06.375 --> 01:16:07.500
Please stay!
01:16:27.083 --> 01:16:28.458
Can you hear me?
01:16:30.416 --> 01:16:32.750
- What's your name?
- Alex?
01:16:32.833 --> 01:16:35.541
Alex? Mate, get off the pavement.
01:16:35.625 --> 01:16:38.458
Do, do-do, do-do,
do-do-do-do, do-do, do-do…
01:16:38.541 --> 01:16:39.541
Alex?
01:16:39.625 --> 01:16:42.875
Do, do-do, do-do,
do-do-do-do, do-do, do-do…
01:16:42.958 --> 01:16:44.125
Oh my God.
01:16:46.166 --> 01:16:47.250
I'm back.
01:16:53.625 --> 01:16:55.500
Welcome to Atlas.
01:16:56.291 --> 01:16:57.291
Felicity?
01:16:58.625 --> 01:17:00.250
- You're alive.
- Of course I am.
01:17:00.333 --> 01:17:02.416
- You're alive!
- I'm always here, 23 years.
01:17:02.500 --> 01:17:05.666
- Oh.
- What's got into you? Oh, darling.
01:17:08.208 --> 01:17:09.833
You dirty animal.
01:17:09.916 --> 01:17:11.583
What? Are… Are you all right, Damien?
01:17:11.666 --> 01:17:14.416
You look pale.
Would you like me to get you a cup of tea?
01:17:14.500 --> 01:17:16.666
- Alex. Alex?
- Oh dear. He's gone.
01:17:17.833 --> 01:17:18.833
Alex?
01:17:21.958 --> 01:17:24.125
- Ruby? Ruby?
- Mm-hmm?
01:17:24.208 --> 01:17:26.583
- Where's Alex?
- Didn't she just quit very loudly?
01:17:26.666 --> 01:17:27.916
Oh, I'm such a dick!
01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:30.000
No, you're not.
01:17:31.791 --> 01:17:33.333
I'm gonna make it up to you.
01:17:34.208 --> 01:17:36.333
You've been my assistant for far too long.
01:17:36.916 --> 01:17:38.958
- You need a promotion.
- Damien, are you high?
01:17:39.041 --> 01:17:41.416
No, no, no, I promise you
I'm gonna recommend you
01:17:41.500 --> 01:17:43.541
to be part of the senior management.
01:17:44.333 --> 01:17:45.416
You deserve it.
01:17:46.666 --> 01:17:49.125
- Okay.
- But I need a favor.
01:17:49.208 --> 01:17:52.583
I need Alex's address.
Right now. It's an emergency, please.
01:17:52.666 --> 01:17:54.333
I'll get that for you now.
01:17:57.250 --> 01:17:58.875
Damien. Damien.
01:17:59.375 --> 01:18:01.166
Love the new Guinness campaign.
01:18:01.250 --> 01:18:03.583
Rope me in when you come
to audition the girls, yeah?
01:18:03.666 --> 01:18:06.583
- You know what I mean?
- I do know what you mean.
01:18:07.291 --> 01:18:09.208
You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:18:09.291 --> 01:18:10.375
- Got it?
- Mm-hmm.
01:18:10.458 --> 01:18:11.333
Thank you.
01:18:13.416 --> 01:18:15.083
Damien, what's going on?
01:18:15.833 --> 01:18:19.208
- What the fuck's happened to you?
- I've grown up, Fred.
01:18:19.291 --> 01:18:20.583
Maybe you should too.
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Everyone.
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I wanna apologize
for being such an arsehole.
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I'm gonna try and make things right.
01:18:28.000 --> 01:18:29.375
I promise.
01:18:29.458 --> 01:18:30.916
- And, Glenda…
- Uh-oh.
01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:33.666
- Thank you for everything.
- Hey?
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But you are far too intelligent
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to be the cleaner.
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Plus, you can out-drink any man alive.
01:18:39.875 --> 01:18:41.500
Things are gonna change.
01:18:44.875 --> 01:18:46.125
Ooh.
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Clearly on drugs at work.
01:18:58.166 --> 01:19:00.083
- Sorry, is that yours?
- Oh. Yes, thank you.
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You're welcome.
01:19:25.166 --> 01:19:27.541
Oh, my cat.
01:19:27.625 --> 01:19:29.166
Nice to see you.
01:19:29.958 --> 01:19:31.541
Charlie. Thank goodness.
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Is your mum in?
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Who are you? How do you know my name?
01:19:35.125 --> 01:19:35.958
I'm Damien.
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Damien from work?
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- Yes. Yes.
- The one who just fired my mum?
01:19:40.208 --> 01:19:42.708
- Well, technically, she quit.
- Sure.
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No, don't close the d-- Alex?
01:19:45.416 --> 01:19:46.250
Alex?
01:19:49.375 --> 01:19:50.500
- Oh, piss off.
- Alex.
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I need you to come back to Atlas.
01:19:55.666 --> 01:19:57.125
- Sorry?
- You can't quit.
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I need you. We need you.
01:19:59.250 --> 01:20:00.500
Atlas needs you.
01:20:00.583 --> 01:20:02.041
Please leave. Leave.
01:20:02.125 --> 01:20:04.833
Listen, I read
your Guinness pitch. It's brilliant.
01:20:06.291 --> 01:20:08.250
It's… It's creative and original,
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and the copy's simple and elegant.
01:20:12.125 --> 01:20:15.833
"Love takes time, but it's worth it."
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Why didn't you feel this way this morning?
01:20:18.291 --> 01:20:20.208
Well, because I'm a complete arsehole.
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I hadn't read it. I lied to you.
01:20:23.625 --> 01:20:25.250
But I have now, and it's convinced me
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that we would be just so lucky
to have you running the campaign at Atlas.
01:20:30.166 --> 01:20:32.000
You disrespected me.
01:20:32.083 --> 01:20:33.333
You insulted me.
01:20:33.416 --> 01:20:37.125
And you flat-out told me
that I was only there for the optics.
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I'm so sorry.
01:20:38.458 --> 01:20:41.750
You've never taken me seriously,
and you made me feel invisible.
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I was awful, and I was wrong.
01:20:45.541 --> 01:20:47.208
And, Alex, I'm gonna make it up to you.
01:20:47.291 --> 01:20:48.458
Just tell me
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what I need to do
to convince you to come back.
01:20:55.291 --> 01:20:58.791
I want Austin to know
that I'll be the one running the campaign.
01:20:59.458 --> 01:21:00.750
Done.
01:21:00.833 --> 01:21:04.083
And I want the same salary
as the male creative directors.
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Absolutely.
01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:09.916
- And I want an office.
- Fine.
01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:12.583
In fact, I want your office.
01:21:12.666 --> 01:21:14.458
The only problem is, I'm in my office.
01:21:14.541 --> 01:21:16.916
- Right. Come on.
- Okay, fine. You can have it.
01:21:19.125 --> 01:21:20.666
You… You deserve it.
01:21:23.250 --> 01:21:26.083
What exactly has happened to you
in the last three hours?
01:21:26.166 --> 01:21:28.375
Well, I… I hit my head.
01:21:28.458 --> 01:21:30.000
And then when I woke up…
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- I just wanna be a better man.
- You hit your head?
01:21:36.166 --> 01:21:39.125
So you're concussed right now?
I mean, you…
01:21:40.041 --> 01:21:41.833
Are you going to remember
any of this tomorrow?
01:21:41.916 --> 01:21:43.625
You know what? I'll put it in writing.
01:21:49.416 --> 01:21:50.458
What is it?
01:21:53.250 --> 01:21:54.375
Just sort of…
01:21:56.708 --> 01:21:58.291
sort of déjà… déjà vu.
01:22:01.500 --> 01:22:04.208
Can we go back to the office
and make it official?
01:22:05.166 --> 01:22:06.125
Um…
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Please. Go for it.
I was gonna go for a skate anyway.
01:22:09.375 --> 01:22:12.666
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch your teeth on that thing, please.
01:22:13.333 --> 01:22:15.958
- What?
- Just be really careful, okay?
01:22:16.458 --> 01:22:17.916
Sure.
01:22:24.875 --> 01:22:25.750
Just…
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I'm bringing mace.
01:22:31.625 --> 01:22:35.208
Yeah, that's completely understandable.
It's actually encouraged.
01:22:38.583 --> 01:22:39.708
Ladies first.
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No, please.
01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:44.125
After you.
01:22:45.583 --> 01:22:47.541
I feel like
I'm never gonna get this right.
01:22:48.041 --> 01:22:50.458
Well, that's a good start.
01:22:55.208 --> 01:22:56.791
So there we have it.
01:22:56.875 --> 01:22:58.458
That is our story.
01:22:59.125 --> 01:23:00.750
And the beautiful thing is,
01:23:00.833 --> 01:23:03.291
not only did Damien get what he deserved,
01:23:03.375 --> 01:23:05.708
so did Alex.
01:23:05.791 --> 01:23:07.791
Hush now, child
01:23:09.125 --> 01:23:10.875
And don't you cry
01:23:12.458 --> 01:23:15.208
Your folks might understand you
01:23:16.000 --> 01:23:17.750
By and by
01:23:19.000 --> 01:23:20.458
Just move on up
01:23:22.250 --> 01:23:24.541
Toward your destination
01:23:25.875 --> 01:23:29.000
Though you may find from time to time
01:23:29.500 --> 01:23:31.166
Complication…
01:23:31.250 --> 01:23:34.916
And maybe, just maybe,
01:23:35.000 --> 01:23:37.333
living happily ever after.
01:23:38.125 --> 01:23:40.791
Well, never mind about all that.
How do I get out of here?
01:23:40.875 --> 01:23:42.250
This isn't about you, Fred.
01:23:42.333 --> 01:23:43.916
This is about them.
01:23:46.208 --> 01:23:48.125
Take nothing less
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Than the supreme best
01:23:53.250 --> 01:23:56.250
Do not obey rumors people say
01:23:56.333 --> 01:23:58.625
'Cause you can pass the test
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Just move on up
01:24:03.708 --> 01:24:05.708
For peace you will find
01:24:07.375 --> 01:24:10.625
Into the steeple of beautiful people
01:24:10.708 --> 01:24:12.708
Where there's only one kind
01:24:14.041 --> 01:24:16.208
So hush now, child
01:24:17.625 --> 01:24:19.208
And don't you cry
01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:23.750
Your folks might understand you
01:24:24.541 --> 01:24:26.166
By and by
01:24:28.083 --> 01:24:29.458
Move on up
01:24:31.416 --> 01:24:33.416
And keep on wishing
01:24:34.875 --> 01:24:38.166
Remember your dream
Is your only scheme
01:24:38.250 --> 01:24:40.125
So keep on pushing
01:24:55.875 --> 01:24:57.333
Bite your lip
01:24:59.166 --> 01:25:00.750
And take the trip
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Though there may be wet road ahead
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And you cannot slip
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Just move on up
01:25:12.750 --> 01:25:14.750
To a greater day
01:25:16.125 --> 01:25:19.666
With just a little faith
You can put your mind to it
01:25:19.750 --> 01:25:21.750
You can surely do it