WEBVTT 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:07.280 align:center Are we ready to begin the show? 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:10.600 align:center Let me ask again. 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:14.520 align:center Are we ready to begin Ai+ Nova Smartphone 00:00:14.920 --> 00:00:17.160 align:center presents India's Got Latent? 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:19.760 align:center Quick delivery partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.160 align:center Protein partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:24.200 align:center Oh, sorry! 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:26.640 align:center But you know who's who. 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:31.880 align:center Fragrance partner, District. Make plans and go out, Wild Stone. 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:33.280 align:center What a… 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:37.800 align:center You can take that, brother. 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:39.320 align:center Okay? 00:00:39.400 --> 00:00:40.920 align:center Are we now ready to start the show? 00:00:42.680 --> 00:00:44.960 align:center Make some noise for tonight's panel! 00:00:45.040 --> 00:00:46.240 align:center Kaustubh Agarwal! 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:49.960 align:center Mukesh Chhabra! 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:53.120 align:center Bhuvan Bam! 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:05.120 align:center And… 00:01:05.239 --> 00:01:06.200 align:center Are you ready? 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:07.560 align:center You're not ready. 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:09.720 align:center Nawazuddin Siddiqui! 00:01:23.360 --> 00:01:25.040 align:center What a fucking panel, man! 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:31.440 align:center Nawaz sir, thank you so much for coming. 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:32.720 align:center I can't believe you're here. 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:34.160 align:center But I am here. 00:01:35.880 --> 00:01:37.320 align:center Sir, have you watched Latent? 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:39.720 align:center I haven't, but my daughter does. 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:40.640 align:center Oh, so sweet! 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:41.560 align:center -Yeah. -Where is she? 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:42.920 align:center No, she isn't here. 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:45.240 align:center -She's away shooting. -I see. 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:46.560 align:center She'll come when it's time for bail. 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:52.040 align:center I love you so much, sir. 00:01:52.120 --> 00:01:53.280 align:center -Thank you very much. -You know… 00:01:53.360 --> 00:01:55.160 align:center I'm really starstruck right now. 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:56.840 align:center Love you, sir. 00:01:56.960 --> 00:01:57.800 align:center Thank you very much. 00:01:57.880 --> 00:01:59.760 align:center We're all your biggest fans. 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:05.040 align:center Sir, why did you do Thamma? 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:07.520 align:center -What? -Why did you even make Thamma? 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:10.960 align:center Thamma? 00:02:12.920 --> 00:02:14.000 align:center Well, it got made. It's done. 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:17.360 align:center Can we say such things, sir? 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:19.000 align:center -Huh? -Can we say this? 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.280 align:center I mean, sure. You already said it anyway. 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:22.840 align:center What more could you say? 00:02:22.920 --> 00:02:24.680 align:center No, no, I should ask for permission. 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:28.200 align:center You really should. 00:02:28.640 --> 00:02:30.480 align:center But Sacred Games was amazing, sir. Genuinely. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:32.360 align:center I love-- Everyone loves Sacred Games. 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:35.480 align:center -Yeah. -In that one, Nawaz sir did drugs, 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.840 align:center -drank, had sex with prostitutes… -Gave a lot of-- 00:02:39.880 --> 00:02:41.400 align:center and then he showed up on set. 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:49.760 align:center I came prepared the same way today. 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.000 align:center Sir, choose your words carefully. 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:56.000 align:center People in this seat have said some outrageous things. 00:02:57.920 --> 00:02:59.760 align:center Let's hear it for Nawaz sir! Come on! 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:06.720 align:center Bhuvan Bam is here. 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:11.360 align:center Finally on YouTube. 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:14.720 align:center Why did you leave YouTube, man? 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:17.680 align:center Bro, I walked so you could run. 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:18.880 align:center -Wow! -Oh! 00:03:20.200 --> 00:03:23.480 align:center And I'm running so Kaustubh can walk. 00:03:30.160 --> 00:03:31.200 align:center You seem nervous, man. 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:34.320 align:center Well, I am, because after last year, I'm a little… 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:36.680 align:center I mean… 00:03:37.200 --> 00:03:39.120 align:center People probably don't know this, but I was here last season too. 00:03:39.200 --> 00:03:40.240 align:center -Yeah. -Yeah, but… 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:42.040 align:center -I dodged a bullet. -Yeah, true. 00:03:42.120 --> 00:03:44.040 align:center We said way too much in that one. But, well, okay. 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:47.040 align:center There's always a next season, unless it's Taaza Khabar. 00:03:48.480 --> 00:03:49.360 align:center Mine will come. 00:03:49.440 --> 00:03:51.560 align:center I make Taaza Khabar, but you just live in the news. 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:57.920 align:center Brilliant! 00:03:58.560 --> 00:03:59.400 align:center Still got it. 00:03:59.480 --> 00:04:01.880 align:center Mukesh Chhabra is here too, guys. Come on! 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:07.400 align:center He did the casting for Dhurandhar, Jawan, and others. 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:08.640 align:center He's a huge casting director. 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:10.320 align:center Such a tough job, right? 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:13.520 align:center Just waking up and going, "You know who'd be great in a movie? 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:15.280 align:center Shah Rukh Khan." 00:04:18.880 --> 00:04:20.600 align:center "Let's cast Ranveer Singh in this." 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:23.080 align:center Come on, anyone could do that! 00:04:24.080 --> 00:04:27.320 align:center Mukesh sir has worked a lot with Nawaz sir too. 00:04:27.400 --> 00:04:29.440 align:center I heard you two are close friends. Is that right? 00:04:29.960 --> 00:04:32.120 align:center Yeah, I think we've been friends for 30 years. 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:34.160 align:center We aren't that old, man. Maybe 28. 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:36.120 align:center Mukesh sir knows him so well 00:04:36.200 --> 00:04:38.640 align:center that whenever there's a drug addict or criminal role, 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:40.840 align:center it always goes to him. 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.080 align:center No, I've done other roles as well. 00:04:43.280 --> 00:04:44.400 align:center You probably haven't seen them. 00:04:44.480 --> 00:04:46.800 align:center -No, sir, I have. -Roles where I play a decent guy 00:04:46.880 --> 00:04:48.400 align:center don’t really sell. 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:51.960 align:center People like seeing me play the bad guy, so I do those roles. 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:54.680 align:center -Do that today as well. -Yeah. Around you, what else can I do? 00:04:57.800 --> 00:04:59.600 align:center Sir, will he ever get a movie role? 00:05:00.640 --> 00:05:02.040 align:center I can play a pretty good rock, sir. 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:06.920 align:center I'm serious, sir. I'd make a great rock. 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:09.960 align:center Even a rock can act, bro. 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:11.160 align:center See, sir? Exactly. 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:12.840 align:center I mean… 00:05:14.400 --> 00:05:15.720 align:center Why are you screwing with him, man? 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.560 align:center -No, I mean-- -So, only you get to screw with everyone? 00:05:19.640 --> 00:05:22.120 align:center No, you screw people in casting, but that's different… 00:05:25.520 --> 00:05:26.560 align:center I'm sorry. 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:28.000 align:center No… 00:05:30.320 --> 00:05:31.680 align:center Sir, I'll even play that role. 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:37.840 align:center Guys, beyond the jokes, we're doing some good this season. 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:38.760 align:center Something charitable. 00:05:38.840 --> 00:05:41.000 align:center We donate to a charity every episode. 00:05:41.080 --> 00:05:43.480 align:center In this episode, it's Enrich Lives Foundation. 00:05:43.640 --> 00:05:46.800 align:center Enrich Lives Foundation is committed to bridging the education and skill gaps 00:05:46.880 --> 00:05:48.280 align:center for underprivileged communities. 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:49.680 align:center Here's their QR code. 00:05:49.760 --> 00:05:52.440 align:center You can scan it right here and help them out. 00:05:52.520 --> 00:05:54.280 align:center Let's hear it for Enrich Lives Foundation! 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:55.560 align:center Alright. 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:58.920 align:center And now, are we ready to start the show? 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:02.960 align:center Make some noise for the first act, 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:04.560 align:center Ritvik Upadhyay! 00:06:10.640 --> 00:06:12.560 align:center Hey! Good evening, everyone! 00:06:12.640 --> 00:06:16.040 align:center Thank you, panel, and thank you, guys. 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:17.080 align:center My name is Ritvik. 00:06:17.440 --> 00:06:20.760 align:center I call myself an honest magician, 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:23.480 align:center just like an honest lawyer or an honest politician. 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:25.400 align:center So, you can totally trust me. 00:06:25.960 --> 00:06:28.200 align:center I've been doing magic for a while now, 00:06:28.280 --> 00:06:30.280 align:center and people always ask me, 00:06:30.360 --> 00:06:33.360 align:center "Ritvik, can you show us and teach us something?" 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:35.200 align:center Guys, today is your lucky day. 00:06:35.280 --> 00:06:38.280 align:center I'm gonna teach you the secret to a simple magic trick. 00:06:38.640 --> 00:06:40.840 align:center And for this, you actually need… 00:06:42.960 --> 00:06:44.480 align:center a mystery silk. 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:48.000 align:center Basically, what you do is 00:06:48.760 --> 00:06:50.080 align:center push the silk into your hand 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:52.560 align:center like this, just like this. 00:06:56.440 --> 00:06:58.440 align:center And as you push it inside… 00:07:04.640 --> 00:07:07.280 align:center make a magic gesture like this. 00:07:07.360 --> 00:07:10.280 align:center You can even say a magic spell, "This time, P.C. Sorcar!" 00:07:12.320 --> 00:07:14.560 align:center And most importantly, a magic wand. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:25.920 align:center What's in your left hand? 00:07:30.160 --> 00:07:33.200 align:center I know it's impressive, but I'm gonna reveal the secret. 00:07:33.280 --> 00:07:34.240 align:center Just one warning. 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:36.720 align:center Sir, the secret is very disappointing, 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.880 align:center so you'll be crushed once you know it. 00:07:39.080 --> 00:07:40.560 align:center If you have a phone on you, 00:07:40.640 --> 00:07:42.440 align:center don't throw it at me. It's gonna suck. 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:43.760 align:center Okay, the secret is, 00:07:43.840 --> 00:07:47.280 align:center -it's actually a fake egg. -Come on! 00:07:47.560 --> 00:07:49.200 align:center It's hollowed out, 00:07:49.280 --> 00:07:51.320 align:center -so basically, what I do is, inside this-- -Fuck! 00:07:51.400 --> 00:07:53.040 align:center It's like watching the making of Gangs of Wasseypur. 00:07:55.760 --> 00:07:58.440 align:center -But, Samay! Guys, guys! -Dude, we get it. 00:07:58.840 --> 00:08:00.600 align:center -I'll tell you the secret. -We already get it. 00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:03.320 align:center Show of hands, how many of you 00:08:03.480 --> 00:08:05.560 align:center liked this trick without the secret? 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.440 align:center Anyone? Bro, why would anyone watch this? 00:08:07.520 --> 00:08:09.840 align:center -Samay, right? -It was good before, man. 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.400 align:center The thing is, wonder is everything 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:14.280 align:center that we experience as humans. 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:15.880 align:center And… 00:08:17.080 --> 00:08:18.920 align:center -I hope you guys have a… -Oh! 00:08:25.200 --> 00:08:26.200 align:center Oh! 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:29.080 align:center …wonderful evening. 00:08:30.200 --> 00:08:31.200 align:center Thank you so much. 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:36.559 align:center What the fuck? 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:39.400 align:center Can someone add whiskey to this for a whiskey sour? 00:08:42.120 --> 00:08:43.400 align:center Tell us a bit about yourself, 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.480 align:center since you won't reveal the trick. 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.040 align:center What's your story? 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:49.040 align:center So my story is that growing up, 00:08:49.120 --> 00:08:51.360 align:center I changed eight or nine schools. 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:52.600 align:center My dad was in the Air Force. 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.920 align:center And I come from a pretty creative family, in a way. 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:57.120 align:center My mom is an actor. 00:08:57.680 --> 00:09:01.000 align:center In fact, you even cast my mom in an OTT show, 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:02.120 align:center -What are you saying? -Rangeen. 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:03.800 align:center -What's her name? -Aparna Upadhyay. 00:09:03.880 --> 00:09:06.160 align:center Oh, your mom's a wonderful actor. 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:07.720 align:center So my mom's into acting. 00:09:07.800 --> 00:09:09.840 align:center My younger brother's a musician. 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:12.160 align:center Sir, I have a question. 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:14.680 align:center -Please. -You're a musician-- magician. 00:09:14.760 --> 00:09:16.280 align:center -I'm a magician. -Your brother's a musician. 00:09:16.360 --> 00:09:17.840 align:center -Yes. -Mom's an actor. 00:09:17.920 --> 00:09:20.280 align:center Yes, and Dad coaches chess these days. 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:21.400 align:center -Chess? -Yes. 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:23.080 align:center Why don't the four of you make your own Latent? 00:09:27.080 --> 00:09:29.840 align:center It says here you think magicians are better than comedians. 00:09:29.920 --> 00:09:30.920 align:center Oh, yes. 00:09:31.520 --> 00:09:33.360 align:center -Okay. -How many tickets are you selling? 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:38.840 align:center Samay, I have a comeback for this, okay? 00:09:39.280 --> 00:09:40.440 align:center And I thought about it a lot. 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:43.680 align:center I agree, financially, you guys are killing it. 00:09:43.800 --> 00:09:46.280 align:center You're making us relevant. I get it. 00:09:46.760 --> 00:09:50.640 align:center But Samay, has Christopher Nolan ever made a movie about a comedian? 00:09:53.880 --> 00:09:54.800 align:center Wait, wait, wait. 00:09:54.880 --> 00:09:57.000 align:center -He did, right? The Dark Knight. -Samay-- 00:09:58.960 --> 00:09:59.920 align:center He made that, right? 00:10:00.400 --> 00:10:02.040 align:center -Yes. -It had the Joker. 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:09.360 align:center Okay, let me try again. 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:15.040 align:center The entire magic community combined, 00:10:15.760 --> 00:10:17.040 align:center we have zero FIRs 00:10:17.520 --> 00:10:20.880 align:center compared to comedians. 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.000 align:center No, lots of magicians have cases against them, like Asaram. 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:36.960 align:center The thing is, Samay, I agree with you. 00:10:37.160 --> 00:10:38.640 align:center -Yeah… -If I strip you naked right now, 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:42.760 align:center Mukesh sir would love it, but that's another story, okay? 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:45.360 align:center But, but-- 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:48.200 align:center The second I look away, he goes for my ass! 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:50.560 align:center Well, that's what you like. 00:10:55.480 --> 00:10:58.680 align:center You found an angle for a joke that has nothing to do with me. 00:10:58.760 --> 00:11:00.520 align:center -You're only on the receiving end. -You carry on. 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:04.080 align:center No hard feelings, right? 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:05.960 align:center Why would I take you seriously? 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:08.000 align:center Why aren't you mad? 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:08.920 align:center Bro, you're-- 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:12.520 align:center So, as I was saying, if I strip you naked right now, 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:14.240 align:center right? 00:11:14.920 --> 00:11:16.640 align:center What magic do you have left? 00:11:16.760 --> 00:11:20.480 align:center -Your magic is just in eggs and glasses. -No, no, definitely… 00:11:20.640 --> 00:11:22.360 align:center I can do it without them too. 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:23.520 align:center I can do this even naked. 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.640 align:center Not sure if it can go on TV or go on YouTube. 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:28.840 align:center Assume you're naked right now. 00:11:28.920 --> 00:11:29.760 align:center I'm naked. 00:11:29.840 --> 00:11:32.280 align:center -Yeah, assume you're naked. -Just me naked, right? No one else? 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.400 align:center -No, just you. -Fair enough. Perfect, perfect. 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:38.040 align:center That happens only if you want to get cast in a movie. 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:42.840 align:center -Sir, so-- -I'll give you the spot in Aram Nagar. 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:45.160 align:center Okay. 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:47.640 align:center My girlfriend's watching, I'm telling you. 00:11:48.560 --> 00:11:50.240 align:center -Sir, you have a girlfriend? -Yeah. 00:11:51.640 --> 00:11:53.200 align:center Which movie is she gonna be in? 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:03.120 align:center She's not from this industry, bro. 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:05.560 align:center Mukesh sir, you don't mind these jokes, right? 00:12:06.640 --> 00:12:09.720 align:center If I say I do, then you'd hit me with, "Go to hell!" 00:12:10.560 --> 00:12:11.920 align:center No way I would say that to you. 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:13.480 align:center I'd straight-up ask you to go fuck yourself. 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:17.800 align:center Yeah… 00:12:18.880 --> 00:12:20.800 align:center -Assume you're naked. -Done. 00:12:20.880 --> 00:12:21.960 align:center -All right? -Perfect. 00:12:22.040 --> 00:12:22.880 align:center You start. 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:25.800 align:center Does anyone have a wallet or phone on them, if I may ask? 00:12:25.880 --> 00:12:28.280 align:center -They take those away. -No, you're naked. You got nothing. 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:30.400 align:center No, I don't need it. Do you have-- 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:31.920 align:center -Here's the phone… -Sir, can you-- 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.440 align:center This is the phone we're promoting. 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:35.360 align:center -Yeah, take this. -Sir, so let me-- 00:12:35.440 --> 00:12:36.600 align:center -What's its name? Ai+. -Use this. 00:12:36.680 --> 00:12:38.240 align:center So I'll need a volunteer, right? 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:39.920 align:center -I'll need a volunteer. -I'll volunteer. 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:40.840 align:center Okay, okay. 00:12:42.240 --> 00:12:44.560 align:center -Done. Samay, got a wallet? -No, man. 00:12:44.640 --> 00:12:47.080 align:center Can we use yours? Grab that wallet, Samay bhai. 00:12:48.040 --> 00:12:48.880 align:center Done. 00:12:49.800 --> 00:12:51.400 align:center Hey, I won't steal anything, man. 00:12:52.680 --> 00:12:53.560 align:center Over here, Samay bhai. 00:12:54.560 --> 00:12:56.240 align:center Now, what's your name? 00:12:57.840 --> 00:12:58.680 align:center Man! 00:13:01.960 --> 00:13:02.840 align:center Should I take a look? You sure? 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:04.640 align:center Bro, he has a letter in here. 00:13:04.800 --> 00:13:06.360 align:center He's charging a fee to get naked. 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:12.840 align:center Hold this. What is this note? 00:13:13.280 --> 00:13:14.240 align:center Hold this. 00:13:17.960 --> 00:13:19.360 align:center "Hello, Pinky, you bitch." 00:13:22.280 --> 00:13:25.560 align:center "I know you from JC, though, 00:13:25.640 --> 00:13:28.840 align:center but we became good friends. Try me." 00:13:29.480 --> 00:13:33.440 align:center "To be honest, I was glad when I saw you in my division, 00:13:33.520 --> 00:13:34.920 align:center and I--" Fuck, what is this?! 00:13:35.920 --> 00:13:37.640 align:center Come up, bro. Sit for a minute. 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:43.640 align:center What did we just find, bro? 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:48.920 align:center Can you explain yourself? What the fuck is this? 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:54.400 align:center -Hi, bro. -Hi, bro. What the fuck is this? 00:13:54.520 --> 00:13:57.240 align:center So this is actually a really old note 00:13:57.400 --> 00:13:59.440 align:center that one of my closest friends gave me 00:13:59.520 --> 00:14:01.160 align:center in 11th or 12th grade, I guess. 00:14:01.800 --> 00:14:03.760 align:center And it meant a lot to me back then. 00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:05.840 align:center So I've kept it here ever since. 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:07.840 align:center I'll tell you about the "Pinky, you bitch" reference. Not my creation. 00:14:08.160 --> 00:14:12.440 align:center So I'll-- You might relate to it, because-- 00:14:12.680 --> 00:14:13.560 align:center See, the thing is… 00:14:13.880 --> 00:14:14.760 align:center I mean… 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.600 align:center It's a hip-hop reference. 00:14:17.680 --> 00:14:20.000 align:center -Okay. -If you know, Eminem had-- 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:21.160 align:center I mean, Emiway had… 00:14:22.040 --> 00:14:24.040 align:center -called a rapper "Pinky bitch." -Yes! Oh, right. 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:25.920 align:center -So-- -Gonna ruin my friendship too today? 00:14:26.800 --> 00:14:29.160 align:center -So, that's the reference. -Crazy that came out of his wallet, right? 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:30.680 align:center Okay. So, that's a sweet thing your friend did? 00:14:30.760 --> 00:14:32.640 align:center -Yeah. No, it's fine. -I'm sorry for opening it. But… 00:14:32.720 --> 00:14:34.160 align:center don't tell me your friend's name. 00:14:34.280 --> 00:14:35.920 align:center -Sure. -Think of it in your head. 00:14:37.560 --> 00:14:38.400 align:center Done. 00:14:38.680 --> 00:14:39.600 align:center Go ahead, sir. 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:43.160 align:center Samay bhai, 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:48.000 align:center text Suhani in New York. She'll come right over. That's her job. 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:49.200 align:center Can't do magic? 00:14:49.280 --> 00:14:50.440 align:center I don't do mind reading. 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:51.680 align:center Take a guess. 00:14:52.760 --> 00:14:53.640 align:center It's not Pinky. 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:57.360 align:center -Yeah, because that's me, right? -I'm done. 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.840 align:center This is why a comedian is better than a magician. 00:15:03.080 --> 00:15:03.920 align:center Yeah? 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:05.320 align:center -Thank you so much, brother. -Thank you so much. 00:15:05.400 --> 00:15:06.240 align:center -Take this note. -Can I hug you? 00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:07.480 align:center -Can I hug you? -A hug? Of course, bro. 00:15:07.560 --> 00:15:08.400 align:center Thank you so much. 00:15:08.520 --> 00:15:09.400 align:center So sweet, man. 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:11.920 align:center -Please take your seat. -By the way, I'll need your wallet. 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:13.320 align:center -Yeah. -Nothing else is in there. 00:15:13.840 --> 00:15:14.720 align:center Should I take out my Aadhaar card? 00:15:14.800 --> 00:15:17.080 align:center No, let it be. I won't take anything. 00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:18.960 align:center Samay bhai, I want you to keep this. 00:15:19.040 --> 00:15:20.600 align:center Actually, put it in your pocket. 00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:22.640 align:center And put this over here now. 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:24.760 align:center The idea is simple, Samay bhai. 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:27.000 align:center We'll try some magic with you. 00:15:27.080 --> 00:15:27.920 align:center -Yeah? -Okay? 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.520 align:center Basically, Samay bhai, you just have to focus on this ring. 00:15:31.600 --> 00:15:33.840 align:center And hold your left hand out like this. Okay? 00:15:34.040 --> 00:15:36.520 align:center What happens is, if you focus on it like this, 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:38.720 align:center it looks like it disappeared, 00:15:38.960 --> 00:15:40.960 align:center but it's in my other hand, right? 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:43.080 align:center This time, we'll do it differently. 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:44.880 align:center This time, it's actually… 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:47.200 align:center -Actually, no, wait. -What are you doing, man? 00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:49.360 align:center -Did you see? -Nope. 00:15:49.440 --> 00:15:51.080 align:center -It's still here. -Let's try it again on you. Hold it. 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:52.760 align:center And the idea is, Samay bhai, 00:15:53.160 --> 00:15:54.320 align:center this time, the wallet… 00:15:55.040 --> 00:15:56.240 align:center Do you still have it? 00:15:56.760 --> 00:15:57.680 align:center -You have it, right? Perfect. -Yes, I do. 00:15:57.760 --> 00:15:58.600 align:center Stay like that. 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:01.880 align:center This will end up in your pocket on the count of three. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:03.360 align:center One, two, three. 00:16:04.360 --> 00:16:05.320 align:center Did you see it? 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:07.280 align:center -Yeah, you took it out. -Right here. 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:08.520 align:center Yes, I did, 00:16:08.640 --> 00:16:09.680 align:center -Yeah. -but did you feel it? 00:16:10.520 --> 00:16:12.480 align:center -No. -No, no, Samay bhai, 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:13.680 align:center the phone as well. 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:17.240 align:center -Oh, so that's how magicians earn. -Exactly. 00:16:19.040 --> 00:16:20.480 align:center I get it. Good one, man. 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.000 align:center Thank you so much. 00:16:22.160 --> 00:16:23.960 align:center -Here you go. Thank you. -Give it up for him! 00:16:28.680 --> 00:16:30.800 align:center -Did you bring your own party popper? -Wait, what did you-- 00:16:31.680 --> 00:16:33.520 align:center Did you tear the "Pinky, you bitch" note? 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:37.360 align:center -Hey, did you tear his letter? -No, no. 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:38.440 align:center You tore the letter? 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:40.680 align:center No, I didn't tear the letter, sir. Don't worry. 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:42.920 align:center There's a condom in it. 00:16:44.920 --> 00:16:46.400 align:center What? There's a condom in it? 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:47.920 align:center You'd be called in for an audition. 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:55.240 align:center -Did you put a condom in this? -But… 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:57.000 align:center Why would I put a condom in-- 00:16:57.080 --> 00:16:58.560 align:center So where did it come from? 00:16:58.680 --> 00:17:00.320 align:center You must have. 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:01.880 align:center There was no condom in there. Why would I? 00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:04.200 align:center -Samay bhai… -Why would he put it in? 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:06.520 align:center Samay put it in, guys. Samay did. 00:17:06.599 --> 00:17:08.680 align:center -Why would he? He always wears one. -Why would I put a condom in? 00:17:09.760 --> 00:17:11.000 align:center Bro, who put the condom in his wallet? 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:13.599 align:center Sir, you took that wallet, 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:15.280 align:center you went inside, so why blame me? 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:19.079 align:center Bro, some real fucking magic happened here. 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.079 align:center -Bro-- -The ghost from Thamma is here, man. 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:24.640 align:center Bro, did I get fucked in the ass and not even know it? 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:30.760 align:center All of a sudden… 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:33.600 align:center Just like that… What did you do to me? 00:17:33.840 --> 00:17:35.520 align:center -You might feel something by morning. -Morning? 00:17:35.840 --> 00:17:36.720 align:center No, I don't feel a thing. 00:17:40.320 --> 00:17:41.160 align:center Oh, man. 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:42.960 align:center Man, you're crazy-- And you're… 00:17:43.040 --> 00:17:46.120 align:center acting too surprised to find a condom. 00:17:46.320 --> 00:17:47.520 align:center Good thing you found it. 00:17:47.720 --> 00:17:49.560 align:center -Sit down and relax. -That's a good thing, right? 00:17:49.760 --> 00:17:51.240 align:center Sit before something else comes out. 00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:55.920 align:center Bhuvan bhai, you're not saying anything to him. 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:56.840 align:center Man, 00:17:57.480 --> 00:17:58.400 align:center looks good to me. 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.240 align:center -Alright. -It says right here, 00:18:01.320 --> 00:18:03.720 align:center "Random uncles ask me to make their wives disappear." 00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:05.040 align:center -Oh, yeah. -Oh, man! 00:18:05.120 --> 00:18:06.000 align:center Got it. 00:18:06.080 --> 00:18:07.360 align:center It's always the uncles 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:08.520 align:center who come to me and say, 00:18:08.600 --> 00:18:10.040 align:center "Can you make my wife disappear?" 00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:12.880 align:center See, that's the thing. Comedy's so difficult 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:14.440 align:center that everyone thinks they can do it. 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:17.080 align:center And then they end up saying shit like this, 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:19.520 align:center -Yeah, yeah. -and then we have to go to court. 00:18:19.600 --> 00:18:20.480 align:center And we-- 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:24.240 align:center But you're a great magician, 00:18:24.320 --> 00:18:26.280 align:center -and you also look very good. -Yeah. 00:18:26.440 --> 00:18:28.440 align:center Mukesh ji, you have great sense of style too. 00:18:29.720 --> 00:18:31.320 align:center So, when will you take his clothes off? 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:32.320 align:center No, I have-- 00:18:33.280 --> 00:18:34.680 align:center I'm sorry. 00:18:35.080 --> 00:18:36.920 align:center I launched my own brand, see? 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.320 align:center -Your brand? -Yeah. 00:18:38.520 --> 00:18:39.960 align:center What does "Pour Lui" mean? 00:18:40.560 --> 00:18:41.400 align:center "For him." 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:43.560 align:center -Of course. -For him. 00:18:44.840 --> 00:18:46.480 align:center Get that tattooed on your ass. 00:18:47.760 --> 00:18:49.840 align:center Now you'll milk this joke all episode? 00:18:50.520 --> 00:18:53.400 align:center You got your shot. Go on, have fun. 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:56.400 align:center He even cast Dhurandhar, thinking its name meant "Deep Inside." 00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:03.640 align:center I love you, sir. Hope you don't mind. 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:05.960 align:center What, like you'd stop if I minded? 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:08.240 align:center I'll stop if you say so. 00:19:08.360 --> 00:19:09.200 align:center No. 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:11.880 align:center Like you'll stop when I say. 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:13.720 align:center You're a real asshole, I know it. 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:15.440 align:center Of course, you know. 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:19.480 align:center -See how romantic-- -All right, back to you. 00:19:19.560 --> 00:19:21.080 align:center Sorry, ignore him. Yeah. 00:19:21.520 --> 00:19:24.120 align:center You should get into acting too. Why not? 00:19:24.200 --> 00:19:25.240 align:center Mom never said? 00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:28.280 align:center I'd love to, but I never got the chance. 00:19:28.440 --> 00:19:29.720 align:center Ever been to my office? 00:19:36.760 --> 00:19:40.880 align:center Over there, they'll pull things out of your pockets, your belt… 00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:44.520 align:center He'll say, "I'll crack the eggs." 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.440 align:center Ever been to my office or not? 00:19:50.800 --> 00:19:54.280 align:center Not yet, sir, but just name the time, and I'll be there. 00:19:55.520 --> 00:19:57.360 align:center -That sounds-- -Bro, return the condom. 00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:09.920 align:center Well done, Ritvik Upadhyay. 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.240 align:center Give it up for him! 00:20:14.840 --> 00:20:16.960 align:center That was so much fun. A really entertaining act. 00:20:17.600 --> 00:20:18.920 align:center Time to score Ritvik Upadhyay. 00:20:19.560 --> 00:20:21.800 align:center Now the thing is, we had fun with you, 00:20:22.120 --> 00:20:24.800 align:center but who knows how much was him and how much was us. 00:20:26.080 --> 00:20:29.240 align:center I really enjoyed your act and everything around it. 00:20:29.320 --> 00:20:30.480 align:center I give you a ten out of ten. 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:33.560 align:center Ten? 00:20:33.840 --> 00:20:34.760 align:center Why not? 00:20:35.120 --> 00:20:36.240 align:center Didn't you guys like it? 00:20:36.320 --> 00:20:37.240 align:center Okay, fuck it! Nine. 00:20:43.360 --> 00:20:44.240 align:center Nine, nine. 00:20:46.080 --> 00:20:46.920 align:center Bro, I'll give you a ten. 00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:50.000 align:center Mukesh sir. 00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:52.320 align:center Seven. 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.880 align:center Seven by Dynamo. 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:57.960 align:center Wait, is it my turn? Okay. 00:20:58.200 --> 00:20:59.160 align:center Sir, what do I even judge? 00:20:59.240 --> 00:21:00.080 align:center Nine. Nine. 00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:01.080 align:center Nine. 00:21:01.280 --> 00:21:03.680 align:center So that makes your average nine. 00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:10.920 align:center Man, I was about to give a ten. 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:12.640 align:center Can't you magically change it to nine? 00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:16.360 align:center Whoever told Samay to change his rating, thank you. 00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:17.960 align:center Oh no, man. 00:21:18.360 --> 00:21:21.440 align:center That's so sad, man. I don't want you leaving empty-handed. 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:23.600 align:center Have a galouti kebab before you go. 00:21:24.600 --> 00:21:26.280 align:center Come here. Do you eat non-veg? 00:21:26.520 --> 00:21:29.200 align:center -From your hands, I will. -It's great. It's from Habitat. 00:21:29.520 --> 00:21:30.440 align:center Used to be terrible, 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:33.120 align:center but fear of Tukaram Mundhe turned things around. 00:21:38.760 --> 00:21:40.160 align:center Thank you so much. 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:41.840 align:center -Thank you so much, bro. You're amazing. -Thank you. 00:21:44.080 --> 00:21:47.640 align:center Make some noise for Aditya and Prerna! 00:21:48.080 --> 00:21:50.440 align:center A flute and violin jugalbandi. 00:21:50.720 --> 00:21:51.560 align:center Wow. 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:05.840 align:center Let's go! 00:23:09.760 --> 00:23:11.520 align:center Wow, that was brilliant! 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:12.600 align:center Thank you. 00:23:12.680 --> 00:23:16.280 align:center So, Aditya and Prerna ji, are you guys a band or something? 00:23:16.800 --> 00:23:20.120 align:center No. We've only been making music together for three months. 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:25.280 align:center So for three months, our instruments have basically been in love. 00:23:25.360 --> 00:23:26.200 align:center A love story. 00:23:26.280 --> 00:23:27.120 align:center Oh, damn! 00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:28.280 align:center Are you two dating? 00:23:28.600 --> 00:23:30.480 align:center -No, we're… -No, he's my best friend. 00:23:33.120 --> 00:23:36.200 align:center -Who's gonna tell them? -It says "best friend zone" here. 00:23:37.360 --> 00:23:38.240 align:center It says "zone"? 00:23:38.320 --> 00:23:39.360 align:center Are you dating someone? 00:23:39.880 --> 00:23:40.720 align:center No, no. 00:23:40.840 --> 00:23:42.640 align:center He's the perfect guy. He's like… 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.680 align:center No, see, this distance is the best-friend zone. 00:23:46.320 --> 00:23:49.160 align:center Oh no, bro! That's sad, bro. That's sad. 00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:51.320 align:center -Are you dating someone? -No. 00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:53.000 align:center Oh, you want to date her! Of course. 00:23:53.560 --> 00:23:55.520 align:center Of course! Come on! 00:23:56.680 --> 00:23:59.400 align:center Just confess it right here today. 00:23:59.520 --> 00:24:01.160 align:center Got a letter in your wallet too? 00:24:04.080 --> 00:24:05.720 align:center We won't talk about that. 00:24:05.800 --> 00:24:06.720 align:center Okay, sorry. 00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:09.440 align:center -But he likes you. -Fine, you tell us what to talk about. 00:24:09.840 --> 00:24:13.160 align:center Here, you've written, "I want to do stand-up, sold-out shows at Sphere…" 00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:14.440 align:center What do we say to this crap? 00:24:14.520 --> 00:24:16.840 align:center "Oh, I'd like to coach you." To hell with this! 00:24:17.160 --> 00:24:18.920 align:center Just tell me, do you like her or not? 00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:23.880 align:center Just be straight with us, man. 00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:25.400 align:center Tell us. Be real, man. 00:24:25.800 --> 00:24:27.760 align:center We're just really busy making music 00:24:28.680 --> 00:24:30.240 align:center -and enjoying… -He likes me as a friend. 00:24:30.360 --> 00:24:32.280 align:center He likes you as-- That's just-- 00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:34.680 align:center Sure. We look like we were born yesterday, right? 00:24:36.600 --> 00:24:38.600 align:center -So, what-- -Be honest. It's an honest stage. 00:24:38.920 --> 00:24:40.440 align:center We haven't thought about that yet. 00:24:40.800 --> 00:24:42.520 align:center -You must've thought about it. -For now… 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:47.160 align:center -For now, we're… -What kind of partner are you looking for? 00:24:49.760 --> 00:24:51.640 align:center -Someone in the music field… -In the music field? 00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:57.000 align:center -I see. And anything-- -Someone who plays the violin? 00:24:57.080 --> 00:24:58.200 align:center It's coming out. 00:24:58.320 --> 00:24:59.360 align:center -Who wears a saree. -Perhaps. 00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:02.160 align:center Wears a saree, a bandana on her head. Something like that? 00:25:03.280 --> 00:25:04.640 align:center -Maybe. -Yeah, maybe. 00:25:05.720 --> 00:25:07.360 align:center It's coming, bit by bit. 00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:11.720 align:center So, if you don't mind, are you looking for a guy? 00:25:12.040 --> 00:25:13.040 align:center Yeah, why not? 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:18.440 align:center -Okay. -Give a brief on what kind of guy. 00:25:18.800 --> 00:25:20.440 align:center Yeah, he's a casting director. He'll find you one. 00:25:20.520 --> 00:25:21.520 align:center I'll find… 00:25:22.520 --> 00:25:23.840 align:center Give me any brief, and I'll find you a guy. 00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:26.760 align:center That guy might feel a pain in the rear now and then. 00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:29.680 align:center No, I love you, sir. 00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:31.160 align:center Are you offended? 00:25:31.760 --> 00:25:32.800 align:center Fuck off, man! 00:25:37.600 --> 00:25:40.600 align:center Look, sir, I have one rule. You don't shit where you eat. 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.440 align:center But loving isn't shitting. 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:46.920 align:center Loving is the eating part. 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:49.960 align:center -So, Prerna ji… -Yeah. 00:25:51.040 --> 00:25:53.680 align:center Your-- What kind of guy are you looking for? 00:25:57.600 --> 00:26:00.440 align:center Anyone who's not a creep and does more than the bare-- 00:26:00.520 --> 00:26:02.160 align:center -Why did you look at him like that? -Why are you looking-- 00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:03.080 align:center Oh, no! 00:26:03.520 --> 00:26:06.600 align:center -What are you-- What the fuck? -No, no, no! He's a nice guy. 00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:09.400 align:center You've written total nonsense here, man. 00:26:09.800 --> 00:26:11.640 align:center "I'm scared of this--" 00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.320 align:center "I'm scared of echo." 00:26:13.400 --> 00:26:16.160 align:center "AI music lover affair?" Isn't this way over the top? 00:26:16.240 --> 00:26:18.400 align:center Yeah, what you've written here is total bullshit. 00:26:19.800 --> 00:26:21.160 align:center "We want to be famous." 00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:22.400 align:center Yeah, sure, man! 00:26:23.840 --> 00:26:25.840 align:center So, why don't you guys date? 00:26:29.080 --> 00:26:31.120 align:center Tell me three things you like about her. 00:26:33.600 --> 00:26:34.720 align:center She's very straightforward. 00:26:35.440 --> 00:26:36.320 align:center And… 00:26:38.120 --> 00:26:39.920 align:center He is… thinking. 00:26:41.120 --> 00:26:42.440 align:center No, he's just picking from 00:26:42.520 --> 00:26:44.480 align:center -the hundreds of things he wants to say. -No. But… 00:26:48.360 --> 00:26:49.760 align:center -Crazy. -Samay, you've become 00:26:49.840 --> 00:26:51.080 align:center such a nice boy, man. 00:26:51.560 --> 00:26:53.760 align:center Bro, I'll find someone for you too. Don't worry. 00:26:56.040 --> 00:26:58.440 align:center -Yes. -She's very straightforward, 00:26:58.520 --> 00:27:00.880 align:center and she knows what she wants. 00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:02.080 align:center No, she doesn't. 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:06.640 align:center Go on, you need three. You're stuck at two. 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:07.920 align:center She's very confident. 00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:09.880 align:center -That's all. -And? 00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:10.880 align:center And… 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:14.640 align:center -Sweet? -And she looks good. 00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:15.680 align:center Yes! 00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:21.000 align:center Now, it's your turn. Go on. 00:27:21.080 --> 00:27:23.240 align:center Name three things you like about him. 00:27:24.280 --> 00:27:25.760 align:center He thinks I look good. 00:27:31.080 --> 00:27:32.800 align:center He's fun to jam with. 00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:36.840 align:center Okay. 00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:38.680 align:center Is she also picking from the hundreds of things? 00:27:39.160 --> 00:27:40.880 align:center No, no, no. She's only got three things. 00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:44.040 align:center You were picking from hundreds of things. 00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:48.800 align:center He's a… family guy. 00:27:49.360 --> 00:27:50.600 align:center A family guy, as in? 00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:53.880 align:center As in, he puts family first, and it's cute. 00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:56.280 align:center So, why don't you become his family? Oh! 00:28:01.360 --> 00:28:02.880 align:center -Bro… -I hope you don't mind. 00:28:03.040 --> 00:28:04.400 align:center -No, no, no. -I'm just wishing you 00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:05.480 align:center -the best. -Yeah, yeah. 00:28:06.160 --> 00:28:08.480 align:center Let's change the topic if it's getting awkward. 00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:10.400 align:center -No. -Can I play flute with you? 00:28:10.600 --> 00:28:11.600 align:center -Yeah, please. -Come on. 00:28:11.840 --> 00:28:12.760 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:28:13.840 --> 00:28:14.840 align:center You can do this too? 00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:17.720 align:center Three, two, one, start. 00:28:22.360 --> 00:28:23.640 align:center Samay can play! 00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:28.080 align:center I know how, but it won't play 00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:30.720 align:center because, with you, only this guy can play the flute. 00:28:37.080 --> 00:28:37.920 align:center It's just… 00:28:38.520 --> 00:28:39.360 align:center Bro. 00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:41.440 align:center The best wingman, Samay Raina, everybody! 00:28:41.520 --> 00:28:42.680 align:center Fuck, man! 00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:45.560 align:center -True. -And the best chicken wings man… 00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.880 align:center Kaustubh Agarwal! 00:28:51.600 --> 00:28:55.040 align:center But genuinely, jokes aside, Prerna. If you're comfortable. 00:28:55.720 --> 00:28:57.480 align:center Any tips for this? 00:28:57.560 --> 00:28:59.720 align:center Because genuinely, you know-- Fuck everything. 00:29:00.280 --> 00:29:02.040 align:center I can see it, and I'm never wrong about these things. 00:29:02.120 --> 00:29:03.360 align:center You like her, don't you? 00:29:05.800 --> 00:29:06.840 align:center Just say it! Fuck it! 00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:11.200 align:center Yeah! 00:29:15.080 --> 00:29:17.160 align:center Prerna ji, look, he clearly likes you. 00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:18.640 align:center He's a great… you know… 00:29:19.320 --> 00:29:21.760 align:center -What do you call it? Flutist. -Flautist. 00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:24.480 align:center -Let's hope not. -He's… 00:29:24.560 --> 00:29:26.800 align:center No, flutist. I didn't know what it's called. 00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:30.200 align:center -He plays great duets with you. -Yeah. 00:29:30.280 --> 00:29:33.680 align:center He seems loyal and nice, and you said he's a family guy. 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:34.800 align:center Yeah. 00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:38.040 align:center So, what is he doing wrong? If you can guide him… 00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:41.080 align:center Where are the girls? Can I… 00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:42.040 align:center Girls! 00:29:42.360 --> 00:29:43.200 align:center What do you think? 00:29:43.800 --> 00:29:44.640 align:center Go for it. 00:29:45.040 --> 00:29:46.000 align:center -Go for it? -Oh! 00:29:46.120 --> 00:29:46.960 align:center Okay. 00:29:47.080 --> 00:29:49.880 align:center How many of you girls think she should go for it? Make some noise! 00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:52.960 align:center That's most of the girls here. 00:29:54.040 --> 00:29:57.400 align:center And the girls telling you not to go for it probably want him. 00:29:57.720 --> 00:29:59.840 align:center Oh, shit! 00:30:01.240 --> 00:30:03.960 align:center Also, he might not be what you want. 00:30:04.040 --> 00:30:05.920 align:center He might be what you need. That's what it is. 00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:12.560 align:center And your time's running out, because Mukesh Chhabra already likes him. 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:17.080 align:center This whole episode is happening because of me. 00:30:18.360 --> 00:30:20.880 align:center You should definitely go on a date. I suppose. 00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:22.400 align:center One date. Just one. 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:24.600 align:center -One date. -Only one date! 00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:26.440 align:center -Okay. -No, just go on one date, 00:30:26.520 --> 00:30:28.000 align:center and I'll cover it all. 00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:29.600 align:center Only if he asks me. 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:31.240 align:center Look at that! 00:30:31.800 --> 00:30:32.680 align:center You know what? 00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:35.840 align:center Go wherever you want. You cover their travel. 00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:39.840 align:center And you get 50,000 District points for your food expenses. 00:30:42.360 --> 00:30:43.920 align:center Pick wherever you want to go. It's on me. 00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:46.120 align:center Wherever you want to go, he'll fly you guys there. 00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:48.040 align:center Eat wherever you like. I'll make sure that's covered. 00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:51.760 align:center Now all that's left is for him to ask me nicely. 00:30:57.600 --> 00:30:58.840 align:center Oh, man! 00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:02.160 align:center Let's go! 00:31:03.800 --> 00:31:04.720 align:center Come on. 00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:06.200 align:center Ask her nicely, buddy. 00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:13.640 align:center -Do it right. -Come on, ready. 00:31:16.120 --> 00:31:18.000 align:center -Oh my God! -Give me a mic as well. 00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:21.480 align:center You have to set the right example for my ladies here. 00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:25.600 align:center Do you want to go out tonight? 00:31:26.080 --> 00:31:27.360 align:center Redo, redo, redo. 00:31:28.520 --> 00:31:31.480 align:center Bro! From the heart. Don't overthink it. 00:31:31.560 --> 00:31:35.520 align:center Look in her eyes and say whatever comes to you. 00:31:35.600 --> 00:31:36.480 align:center Definitely. 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.680 align:center -Be that-- -We know what good acting looks like. 00:31:38.760 --> 00:31:39.640 align:center Do it from the heart. 00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:42.520 align:center Yeah, from the heart. Don't think of what you're gonna say. 00:31:42.600 --> 00:31:46.960 align:center Just look into her eyes and say whatever comes out naturally. 00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:52.160 align:center -Nawaz bhai! -Bro, this is so… 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:53.440 align:center -Nawaz bhai, tell him. -So… 00:31:53.960 --> 00:31:55.400 align:center -Come here. -Nawaz bhai, come here. 00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:02.280 align:center Nawaz bhai. 00:32:02.560 --> 00:32:05.280 align:center Give our brother a pep talk, man. Show him how it's done. 00:32:05.360 --> 00:32:08.040 align:center -Very… -I'm scared shitless myself. 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:12.120 align:center But, sir, you know how to act, right? 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:14.120 align:center -Yeah, I can act. -So, what went wrong with Thamma? 00:32:19.120 --> 00:32:21.160 align:center -Come on, man! -I'll act like I did in Thamma. 00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:22.920 align:center -Ready? -Not the Thamma kind. 00:32:24.320 --> 00:32:26.520 align:center -Tell him from the heart, sir. -Come on, man. 00:32:26.600 --> 00:32:28.080 align:center -Go on. -How to do-- 00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.200 align:center How do you channel your inner truth? 00:32:30.280 --> 00:32:32.120 align:center To be honest, sir, you know what? 00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:33.560 align:center Look, when you also-- 00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:36.920 align:center I feel like you really like her, and she likes you too. 00:32:37.120 --> 00:32:38.040 align:center So, just say it. 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:40.240 align:center "Let's spend our future together." 00:32:40.600 --> 00:32:41.960 align:center -Say it like that. -Say it. 00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:43.480 align:center Go on, tell her. 00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:47.400 align:center -Let's go. -Come on. 00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:49.560 align:center Let's go. 00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:52.880 align:center -Let's spend our future together. -Wow… 00:32:54.680 --> 00:32:55.880 align:center -Yes. -Yes! 00:32:58.720 --> 00:32:59.600 align:center He did it. 00:33:07.800 --> 00:33:09.240 align:center Way to go, man! 00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:11.040 align:center Congratulations, bro! 00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.920 align:center Was that a yes? 00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:19.560 align:center -Amazing! -Bro, Samay! 00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:23.040 align:center You'll have another sponsor soon. Shaadi.com. 00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:27.200 align:center So fucking insane, bro. 00:33:27.760 --> 00:33:28.760 align:center -See? -That was insane, bro. 00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:30.360 align:center -That was fucking wholesome. -Congratulations, guys! 00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:33.000 align:center Let's hear it for them, everyone! That was incredible. 00:33:34.600 --> 00:33:36.480 align:center Wow! That was beautiful. 00:33:37.040 --> 00:33:39.480 align:center So cut back on your spending now, brother. 00:33:40.600 --> 00:33:42.120 align:center Oh, yes, please. 00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:45.880 align:center You get 50,000 rupees from District. Wherever you guys go. 00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:47.440 align:center Wherever you guys go. 00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:49.000 align:center Anywhere in the country. 00:33:49.080 --> 00:33:51.120 align:center -You don't have to take this. Don't worry. -Yeah. 00:33:51.840 --> 00:33:53.640 align:center That'll sort itself out. 00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:54.880 align:center Hold this for now, sir. 00:33:55.560 --> 00:33:58.360 align:center Shivani, get their number and book the tickets. 00:33:58.760 --> 00:34:00.360 align:center I'll tell my team too. 00:34:01.080 --> 00:34:03.720 align:center And if you get a DM from Mukesh sir, just ignore it. 00:34:06.040 --> 00:34:07.240 align:center Sure, teach him. 00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:09.800 align:center Big round of applause for Aditya and Prerna, guys! 00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:16.800 align:center I don't think there's anything else. This is pure garbage. 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:17.719 align:center See how-- 00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:20.600 align:center This is what skilled comedians do. We figure it out. 00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:22.000 align:center That's why, fuck magicians! 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:25.159 align:center Okay, time to score you guys. 00:34:25.239 --> 00:34:26.960 align:center I give you a ten out of ten! Come on. 00:34:28.400 --> 00:34:29.440 align:center Ten, ten, ten, ten. 00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:31.639 align:center Ten. 00:34:33.080 --> 00:34:33.920 align:center Eleven. 00:34:35.040 --> 00:34:36.239 align:center Should I give a nine then? 00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:40.040 align:center -Really? Eleven? -Ten, ten. 00:34:40.120 --> 00:34:41.320 align:center -Ten… -Ten, bro, ten. 00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:43.639 align:center Ten. That makes your average ten. 00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:48.520 align:center -Nine! No! -Oh, no! 00:34:48.600 --> 00:34:50.159 align:center -Bro, I thought… -Fuck, man. 00:34:50.600 --> 00:34:53.440 align:center You missed by one number, but you got a number. 00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:55.120 align:center So… 00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:56.960 align:center Thank you so much for joining, 00:34:57.040 --> 00:34:58.360 align:center -Aditya and Prerna. -Thank you. 00:34:59.680 --> 00:35:00.800 align:center Congratulations. 00:35:02.560 --> 00:35:03.560 align:center That was amazing. 00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:04.720 align:center Wow, man! 00:35:06.560 --> 00:35:08.280 align:center Gotta admit, they got that far. 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:10.680 align:center Bro, name your kid Samay. 00:35:15.640 --> 00:35:18.320 align:center Look how much he's changed. I love Samay now. 00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:20.680 align:center Before, he'd be like, "Grandpa got bitten on his dick." 00:35:22.160 --> 00:35:23.880 align:center Now he's playing matchmaker. 00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:25.320 align:center -You're lovely. -Oh, shit, I forgot about this. 00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:27.920 align:center Give it to them. 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.640 align:center -No, it's too soon. Too soon. -Too soon. Too soon. 00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:34.560 align:center You keep this for now. 00:35:36.240 --> 00:35:37.920 align:center -Take it. -Mukesh sir is sponsoring this too. 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:39.240 align:center Why are you scared? It's a good thing. 00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:40.520 align:center -No, I'm good. -That won't fit him. 00:35:43.600 --> 00:35:45.320 align:center I need a tubeless tire, bro. 00:35:47.080 --> 00:35:50.240 align:center Make some noise for the next act, Prateik Bhardwaj! 00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:11.920 align:center So, what's the scene? 00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:16.120 align:center Respected ladies and gentlemen, a very warm welcome to you all! 00:36:16.200 --> 00:36:18.520 align:center A pleasure to have you here. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. 00:36:19.240 --> 00:36:21.760 align:center Greetings, bhaisahab. Hello, everyone, from this side to that. 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:24.880 align:center Guys, today-- Isn't this KBC? 00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:27.720 align:center Bhaisahab, I have a question for you. 00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.640 align:center Please hand me that mic. I just… 00:36:30.720 --> 00:36:32.360 align:center Sure, sir, who could stop you? 00:36:41.080 --> 00:36:43.320 align:center So, bhaisahab, I'd like to ask a question. 00:36:43.480 --> 00:36:45.640 align:center With your permission, may I pose a question to him? 00:36:46.080 --> 00:36:47.480 align:center -Mukesh sir? -That gentleman. 00:36:47.560 --> 00:36:48.480 align:center Kaustubh? Go ahead. 00:36:49.520 --> 00:36:52.360 align:center If you have an itchy-itch on your back… 00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:57.520 align:center Do you understand what "itchy-itch" means, sir? 00:36:58.120 --> 00:36:59.000 align:center Itchy-itch. 00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.240 align:center Then how will you scratch it? 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.000 align:center Option A. 00:37:19.120 --> 00:37:20.000 align:center Option B. 00:37:20.240 --> 00:37:21.200 align:center Go up to someone and say, 00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:23.080 align:center "Bhaisahab, give me a Kancha Cheena-Mandwa scratch." 00:37:23.760 --> 00:37:24.600 align:center Just once. 00:37:31.040 --> 00:37:31.880 align:center Marvelous! 00:37:32.600 --> 00:37:34.040 align:center Sharp nails. 00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:36.040 align:center Man, that felt amazing. 00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:38.560 align:center Or option C. 00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:41.160 align:center You go like this. 00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:45.760 align:center I'd like to choose option C. 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.720 align:center Yes, correct answer, bhaisahab! We give you-- 00:37:49.240 --> 00:37:51.600 align:center Well, whatever the sponsors are offering. Pick anything from here. 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:53.320 align:center I didn't bring anything today. 00:37:54.640 --> 00:37:57.640 align:center And the question couldn't appear on your computer screen. 00:37:58.200 --> 00:37:59.600 align:center We wrote a question down, but-- 00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.160 align:center Oh, man, the paper leaked! Sorry, my apologies. 00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:07.720 align:center My apologies. 00:38:09.040 --> 00:38:11.320 align:center Alright, that's time up! 00:38:11.600 --> 00:38:12.680 align:center Your mother's-- 00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:14.080 align:center -Hey! -I won't say it. 00:38:14.160 --> 00:38:15.400 align:center I won't say it, man! 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:17.040 align:center I won't say it. 00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:19.360 align:center I won't say it, bhaisahab. 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:32.280 align:center That was amazing, man. 00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:34.400 align:center This is Big C. 00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:35.800 align:center Big C. 00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:42.080 align:center Well, ever been to Aram Nagar? 00:38:42.680 --> 00:38:44.880 align:center -Sorry? -Ever been to my office? 00:38:45.080 --> 00:38:46.720 align:center -Yes, sir, I did. -Really? 00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:47.680 align:center I came once. 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:48.720 align:center -You did? -Yes. 00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:50.280 align:center Did you leave happy? 00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:52.000 align:center I had a great time. Absolutely… 00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:55.520 align:center Something wonderful and a bit sour. 00:38:59.520 --> 00:39:02.640 align:center -Sir, he… -He fed me some tamarind. 00:39:02.720 --> 00:39:04.960 align:center -He gave me food. Try to understand. -I see. 00:39:05.040 --> 00:39:06.760 align:center -Man, you… -This isn't working, man. 00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.680 align:center Your Aram Nagar gets a lot of visitors, huh? 00:39:10.240 --> 00:39:11.800 align:center Bro, plenty of people visit me, 00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:13.960 align:center but all the bad ones end up on your show. 00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:17.280 align:center Does your talent have a rekha? 00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:22.160 align:center Son… 00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:26.440 align:center Your film career has just begun, darling. 00:39:26.520 --> 00:39:27.600 align:center I'm fine staying independent. 00:39:30.840 --> 00:39:34.280 align:center The world is but a servant to BB 00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:36.080 align:center Wonderful, bhaisahab. That was great. 00:39:36.880 --> 00:39:39.400 align:center You've written here that you have Khali's phone number. 00:39:39.600 --> 00:39:41.160 align:center Yes, I spoke to him just two days ago. 00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:42.240 align:center What did he say? 00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:45.680 align:center He called the other day and said, "Hey, just hear me out." 00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:57.320 align:center I don't know about him. 00:39:57.520 --> 00:40:00.880 align:center Do you act like Bachchan sahab everywhere you go? 00:40:01.200 --> 00:40:04.320 align:center Well, brother, I just-- I mean, I don't want to break character. 00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:05.640 align:center I see. 00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:08.440 align:center No, but what do you do for work? 00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:11.280 align:center Well, by profession, I'm a cricketer. 00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:13.000 align:center Oh! 00:40:13.640 --> 00:40:15.480 align:center -Sir, I know him. -Professionally? 00:40:15.560 --> 00:40:16.640 align:center -Yes, I do. -For? 00:40:17.080 --> 00:40:19.440 align:center Because I'm casting a movie right now. We need a cricketer 00:40:19.520 --> 00:40:22.480 align:center -who can act. -I'll do it. Just need to warm up. 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:23.680 align:center I'll be there. 00:40:24.720 --> 00:40:26.360 align:center Like this, left-arm spin. 00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:28.800 align:center I can do it, sir. 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:33.880 align:center -As you wish… -Should we talk to you as Prateik 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:34.800 align:center or as Big B? 00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:36.160 align:center If you talk to me as Prateik, 00:40:36.240 --> 00:40:38.960 align:center you'll floor me and roast me alive. 00:40:39.120 --> 00:40:40.480 align:center I'm a bit safer like this. 00:40:43.080 --> 00:40:43.920 align:center Correct! 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:48.360 align:center Samay, man! 00:40:49.120 --> 00:40:50.920 align:center People figured you out pretty quickly. 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.760 align:center You didn't, so you showed up today. 00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:59.040 align:center It says here, "My shoe size is 12." 00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:01.680 align:center -Yes, sir. -"You can figure out the rest." 00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:02.800 align:center Yes, sir. 00:41:03.600 --> 00:41:05.720 align:center -Got it. -What does that mean, Nawaz sir? 00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:08.680 align:center It means when you get hit by a size 12… 00:41:11.600 --> 00:41:13.080 align:center Yes, he got it completely right. 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.440 align:center No, no, that's true. 00:41:14.520 --> 00:41:16.440 align:center Didn't you get it? See the result of negligence? 00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:24.120 align:center Oh, man! 00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:28.720 align:center So, sir, we have Bhuvan bhai here. 00:41:29.040 --> 00:41:31.200 align:center He wants to be a big actor himself. 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:32.360 align:center He quit YouTube. 00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:35.280 align:center -So what advice do you have for him? -Yes. 00:41:35.560 --> 00:41:36.560 align:center First, I have some advice. 00:41:36.640 --> 00:41:38.800 align:center You have a new perfume called Sarkar. 00:41:41.200 --> 00:41:42.840 align:center I did a movie called Sarkar. 00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.000 align:center You should've asked me once. 00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:47.280 align:center Just once. 00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.120 align:center It's a simple thing I'm in love with you 00:41:50.520 --> 00:41:51.680 align:center You should've asked. 00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.120 align:center You made a perfume? 00:41:53.320 --> 00:41:54.680 align:center -Yes, bro. -Perfume… 00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:57.360 align:center How is it, sir? Sarkar has great packaging. 00:41:57.520 --> 00:41:58.720 align:center -Perfume is great too, fucker. -Yeah… 00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.040 align:center I haven't got mine yet. 00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:01.760 align:center Thought I'd get it as a freebie. 00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:03.080 align:center -I brought it. -Oh, you did? 00:42:03.160 --> 00:42:04.240 align:center -Yes. -But people say that 00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:05.640 align:center if you wear Sarkar, 00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:07.080 align:center a girl comes up 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:08.520 align:center and hands you Bellavita. 00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:14.200 align:center Just kidding. 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:19.520 align:center Why do you want to be five feet tall? 00:42:19.680 --> 00:42:21.920 align:center Sir, I'm sick and tired of this height. 00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:24.440 align:center My knees hurt, my back hurts, 00:42:24.640 --> 00:42:26.480 align:center my knees give in when I walk. 00:42:33.200 --> 00:42:35.520 align:center You wrote that body-shaming tall people 00:42:35.600 --> 00:42:36.560 align:center doesn't bother anyone. 00:42:36.640 --> 00:42:38.520 align:center Exactly right, sir. Absolutely. 00:42:38.720 --> 00:42:40.600 align:center Ever seen someone called a "lanky freak" where people go, 00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:41.720 align:center "No, don't say that"? 00:42:42.520 --> 00:42:43.440 align:center Nobody does that, sir. 00:42:43.520 --> 00:42:46.560 align:center Call someone fat or something, and they go, "Hey, don't!" 00:42:47.720 --> 00:42:50.160 align:center "Poor guy has feelings." Tall people don't? 00:42:51.520 --> 00:42:52.800 align:center They call me Burj Khalifa. 00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:56.160 align:center They call me a stilt-walker at the fair. 00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:58.040 align:center They'll call you anything, man. 00:42:59.360 --> 00:43:01.520 align:center Bro, stilt-walker… 00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.560 align:center Any perks to being tall, Bachchan sahab? 00:43:07.120 --> 00:43:08.160 align:center -Sir… -Chicks. 00:43:09.200 --> 00:43:10.160 align:center There you go. 00:43:15.120 --> 00:43:17.240 align:center He just asked what the perks of being tall are. 00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:19.320 align:center You said chicks. I didn't get it. 00:43:20.600 --> 00:43:21.480 align:center You know, sir… 00:43:26.520 --> 00:43:28.280 align:center Get the hint, sir. 00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:31.640 align:center People often say that women 00:43:32.120 --> 00:43:34.440 align:center really love tall guys. 00:43:34.640 --> 00:43:35.520 align:center -Yes. -Do they? 00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:36.880 align:center You wouldn't get it. 00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:42.960 align:center Okay, so what do tall guys like? 00:43:43.240 --> 00:43:45.320 align:center But Nawaz bhai gets all the action. 00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:47.560 align:center -Dick-chick? -Yes? 00:43:47.680 --> 00:43:48.720 align:center He just doesn't check scripts. 00:43:53.160 --> 00:43:54.120 align:center Oh, man! 00:44:02.120 --> 00:44:03.880 align:center When did you know you could do this? 00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:07.160 align:center Sir, I woke up one morning, 00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:09.040 align:center and I was gargling… 00:44:11.960 --> 00:44:14.000 align:center and thought, "Hey, I've heard this somewhere!" 00:44:20.600 --> 00:44:21.680 align:center Oh, my God, man. 00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:25.120 align:center My cheek hurts from laughing. 00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:29.000 align:center What do you want to be in life? I just really want to know. 00:44:29.800 --> 00:44:33.480 align:center I want to be a cricketer, bro. Just reach a slightly higher level. 00:44:33.680 --> 00:44:36.400 align:center If I get a movie or something, I won't say no. Not at all. 00:44:38.160 --> 00:44:39.720 align:center -I'll do it. -Mukesh sir, 00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:41.440 align:center what do you genuinely think of this character? 00:44:41.520 --> 00:44:42.960 align:center Very interesting, man. 00:44:43.040 --> 00:44:44.200 align:center -Thank you. -Super entertaining, 00:44:44.280 --> 00:44:47.080 align:center and you improvize so well, landing line after line, 00:44:47.160 --> 00:44:48.080 align:center staying in character. 00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:50.200 align:center You definitely belong in Aram Nagar. 00:44:58.440 --> 00:45:01.600 align:center You wrote that if you could go back in time, 00:45:01.680 --> 00:45:03.680 align:center you'd shut down Jio internet, 00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:05.840 align:center -which has been given for free. -I'd shut it right down. Instantly. 00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:06.840 align:center These people are writing, 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.120 align:center "Amitabh Bachchan is no more… 84 years old." 00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:17.280 align:center You tell me. 00:45:17.720 --> 00:45:20.760 align:center "Amitabh Bachchan found dead… rat in his kitchen." 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:23.320 align:center This internet… 00:45:23.560 --> 00:45:24.440 align:center Too good, bro. 00:45:25.160 --> 00:45:27.560 align:center Okay. Give him a huge round of applause, guys. Come on. 00:45:31.440 --> 00:45:32.680 align:center Amazing, bro. Amazing. 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.280 align:center Bro, I'm speechless. It's a ten out of ten. 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:36.360 align:center Ten, ten, ten. 00:45:37.080 --> 00:45:37.960 align:center Sir. 00:45:38.520 --> 00:45:40.760 align:center -Nawaz sir, time to score. -Thank you so very much. 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:43.840 align:center -Eight. -Eight?! 00:45:44.120 --> 00:45:45.040 align:center Why? 00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:48.240 align:center -Okay. -They're asking why, Nawaz bhai. 00:45:48.480 --> 00:45:49.560 align:center No? 00:45:50.160 --> 00:45:52.760 align:center He's really quick on his feet. 00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:53.920 align:center And such spontaneity. 00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:55.000 align:center Then why not give a ten? 00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:56.920 align:center Must be his height complex kicking in. 00:45:57.040 --> 00:45:58.160 align:center Yeah, a little. 00:45:58.520 --> 00:46:00.720 align:center -Because nobody can screw with a tall guy. -No worries. 00:46:02.040 --> 00:46:04.440 align:center -That is so true. -Guys like us are way behind you. 00:46:05.080 --> 00:46:07.040 align:center I can bend down a bit, bro. Not a problem. 00:46:11.640 --> 00:46:13.800 align:center -Bhuvan bhai? -Bro, ten, ten, ten! 00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:15.080 align:center Amazing. 00:46:15.680 --> 00:46:16.680 align:center -Sir. -Mukesh sir. 00:46:17.040 --> 00:46:17.880 align:center Nine. 00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:19.200 align:center Nine. 00:46:19.560 --> 00:46:20.600 align:center Bro, ten out of ten, bro. 00:46:22.040 --> 00:46:24.520 align:center That makes your average 9.5. 00:46:26.440 --> 00:46:27.320 align:center Oh. 00:46:35.720 --> 00:46:36.920 align:center Nine point five! 00:46:47.000 --> 00:46:48.280 align:center Seven crore! 00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:57.720 align:center -Congratulations to you. -Thank you so much, brother. 00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:00.600 align:center I love you, brother. 00:47:00.680 --> 00:47:04.120 align:center You win 100,000 rupees! 00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:05.600 align:center Oh, brother! 00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:08.160 align:center What will you do with this prize money? 00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:12.080 align:center 100,000 is a lot of money, brother. 00:47:12.160 --> 00:47:13.400 align:center Though I give seven crore. 00:47:13.640 --> 00:47:14.520 align:center But you… 00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:22.960 align:center -Bro, your real voice, please. -Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. 00:47:23.080 --> 00:47:24.200 align:center Hi, guys! How's everyone doing? 00:47:26.200 --> 00:47:28.480 align:center -What a guy, man! He's too funny. -Well done. 00:47:28.560 --> 00:47:29.520 align:center -What a guy! -Amazing. 00:47:29.600 --> 00:47:31.520 align:center -Thank you, guys. -And on top of that, 00:47:31.680 --> 00:47:34.640 align:center you get the Ai+ Nova 2 Pro. 00:47:34.720 --> 00:47:36.160 align:center Oh, "Phone a Friend." 00:47:39.080 --> 00:47:39.920 align:center Let's go. 00:47:40.720 --> 00:47:42.480 align:center And you get… 00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:46.560 align:center -50,000 rupees from District. -Where are you gonna stick this, bro? 00:47:48.360 --> 00:47:49.760 align:center Fuck, even this is shorter than you. 00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:50.680 align:center Yes, man. 00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:57.440 align:center So you can go to any District and get 50-- Sorry. 00:47:57.520 --> 00:48:00.360 align:center You can go to any restaurant, use the District app, 00:48:00.440 --> 00:48:02.480 align:center and dine for up to 50,000 rupees. 00:48:02.560 --> 00:48:05.360 align:center Awesome, man! I just got hungry. Brilliant. 00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:07.640 align:center -Can I use it right away? Is it active? -Yeah, it is. 00:48:07.720 --> 00:48:08.760 align:center -Very well. -Okay? 00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:10.600 align:center -Thank you so much for joining. -Thanks a lot, brother. 00:48:10.680 --> 00:48:11.880 align:center -I love you so much. -Nice to meet you. 00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:12.800 align:center Bro, 00:48:13.520 --> 00:48:15.320 align:center definitely come to my office. 00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:17.680 align:center Three auditions confirmed. I'll see them myself. 00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:20.600 align:center -Thank you very much. -Let's fucking go, man! Mukesh bhai! 00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:22.920 align:center But what a guy. Thank you so much for that, Mukesh sir.