WEBVTT 00:05.600 --> 00:07.280 Are we ready to begin the show? 00:09.480 --> 00:10.600 Let me ask again. 00:11.080 --> 00:14.520 Are we ready to begin Ai+ Nova Smartphone 00:14.920 --> 00:17.160 presents India's Got Latent? 00:17.480 --> 00:19.760 Quick delivery partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:20.120 --> 00:22.160 Protein partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:23.200 --> 00:24.200 Oh, sorry! 00:25.160 --> 00:26.640 But you know who's who. 00:27.120 --> 00:31.880 Fragrance partner, District. Make plans and go out, Wild Stone. 00:32.439 --> 00:33.280 What a… 00:36.640 --> 00:37.800 You can take that, brother. 00:38.480 --> 00:39.320 Okay? 00:39.400 --> 00:40.920 Are we now ready to start the show? 00:42.680 --> 00:44.960 Make some noise for tonight's panel! 00:45.040 --> 00:46.240 Kaustubh Agarwal! 00:48.560 --> 00:49.960 Mukesh Chhabra! 00:51.840 --> 00:53.120 Bhuvan Bam! 01:03.960 --> 01:05.120 And… 01:05.239 --> 01:06.200 Are you ready? 01:06.560 --> 01:07.560 You're not ready. 01:07.840 --> 01:09.720 Nawazuddin Siddiqui! 01:23.360 --> 01:25.040 What a fucking panel, man! 01:28.920 --> 01:31.440 Nawaz sir, thank you so much for coming. 01:31.680 --> 01:32.720 I can't believe you're here. 01:33.280 --> 01:34.160 But I am here. 01:35.880 --> 01:37.320 Sir, have you watched Latent? 01:37.760 --> 01:39.720 I haven't, but my daughter does. 01:39.800 --> 01:40.640 Oh, so sweet! 01:40.720 --> 01:41.560 -Yeah. -Where is she? 01:41.920 --> 01:42.920 No, she isn't here. 01:44.040 --> 01:45.240 -She's away shooting. -I see. 01:45.320 --> 01:46.560 She'll come when it's time for bail. 01:50.840 --> 01:52.040 I love you so much, sir. 01:52.120 --> 01:53.280 -Thank you very much. -You know… 01:53.360 --> 01:55.160 I'm really starstruck right now. 01:56.000 --> 01:56.840 Love you, sir. 01:56.960 --> 01:57.800 Thank you very much. 01:57.880 --> 01:59.760 We're all your biggest fans. 02:02.920 --> 02:05.040 Sir, why did you do Thamma? 02:05.560 --> 02:07.520 -What? -Why did you even make Thamma? 02:10.120 --> 02:10.960 Thamma? 02:12.920 --> 02:14.000 Well, it got made. It's done. 02:16.240 --> 02:17.360 Can we say such things, sir? 02:17.440 --> 02:19.000 -Huh? -Can we say this? 02:19.360 --> 02:21.280 I mean, sure. You already said it anyway. 02:22.000 --> 02:22.840 What more could you say? 02:22.920 --> 02:24.680 No, no, I should ask for permission. 02:26.960 --> 02:28.200 You really should. 02:28.640 --> 02:30.480 But Sacred Games was amazing, sir. Genuinely. 02:30.560 --> 02:32.360 I love-- Everyone loves Sacred Games. 02:33.360 --> 02:35.480 -Yeah. -In that one, Nawaz sir did drugs, 02:35.560 --> 02:38.840 -drank, had sex with prostitutes… -Gave a lot of-- 02:39.880 --> 02:41.400 and then he showed up on set. 02:47.680 --> 02:49.760 I came prepared the same way today. 02:52.000 --> 02:54.000 Sir, choose your words carefully. 02:54.080 --> 02:56.000 People in this seat have said some outrageous things. 02:57.920 --> 02:59.760 Let's hear it for Nawaz sir! Come on! 03:05.360 --> 03:06.720 Bhuvan Bam is here. 03:09.960 --> 03:11.360 Finally on YouTube. 03:13.280 --> 03:14.720 Why did you leave YouTube, man? 03:15.280 --> 03:17.680 Bro, I walked so you could run. 03:17.960 --> 03:18.880 -Wow! -Oh! 03:20.200 --> 03:23.480 And I'm running so Kaustubh can walk. 03:30.160 --> 03:31.200 You seem nervous, man. 03:31.560 --> 03:34.320 Well, I am, because after last year, I'm a little… 03:35.360 --> 03:36.680 I mean… 03:37.200 --> 03:39.120 People probably don't know this, but I was here last season too. 03:39.200 --> 03:40.240 -Yeah. -Yeah, but… 03:40.600 --> 03:42.040 -I dodged a bullet. -Yeah, true. 03:42.120 --> 03:44.040 We said way too much in that one. But, well, okay. 03:44.120 --> 03:47.040 There's always a next season, unless it's Taaza Khabar. 03:48.480 --> 03:49.360 Mine will come. 03:49.440 --> 03:51.560 I make Taaza Khabar, but you just live in the news. 03:56.680 --> 03:57.920 Brilliant! 03:58.560 --> 03:59.400 Still got it. 03:59.480 --> 04:01.880 Mukesh Chhabra is here too, guys. Come on! 04:03.840 --> 04:07.400 He did the casting for Dhurandhar, Jawan, and others. 04:07.480 --> 04:08.640 He's a huge casting director. 04:08.720 --> 04:10.320 Such a tough job, right? 04:10.400 --> 04:13.520 Just waking up and going, "You know who'd be great in a movie? 04:14.360 --> 04:15.280 Shah Rukh Khan." 04:18.880 --> 04:20.600 "Let's cast Ranveer Singh in this." 04:21.560 --> 04:23.080 Come on, anyone could do that! 04:24.080 --> 04:27.320 Mukesh sir has worked a lot with Nawaz sir too. 04:27.400 --> 04:29.440 I heard you two are close friends. Is that right? 04:29.960 --> 04:32.120 Yeah, I think we've been friends for 30 years. 04:32.200 --> 04:34.160 We aren't that old, man. Maybe 28. 04:34.480 --> 04:36.120 Mukesh sir knows him so well 04:36.200 --> 04:38.640 that whenever there's a drug addict or criminal role, 04:39.480 --> 04:40.840 it always goes to him. 04:40.920 --> 04:43.080 No, I've done other roles as well. 04:43.280 --> 04:44.400 You probably haven't seen them. 04:44.480 --> 04:46.800 -No, sir, I have. -Roles where I play a decent guy 04:46.880 --> 04:48.400 don’t really sell. 04:49.480 --> 04:51.960 People like seeing me play the bad guy, so I do those roles. 04:52.040 --> 04:54.680 -Do that today as well. -Yeah. Around you, what else can I do? 04:57.800 --> 04:59.600 Sir, will he ever get a movie role? 05:00.640 --> 05:02.040 I can play a pretty good rock, sir. 05:04.680 --> 05:06.920 I'm serious, sir. I'd make a great rock. 05:08.360 --> 05:09.960 Even a rock can act, bro. 05:10.040 --> 05:11.160 See, sir? Exactly. 05:12.000 --> 05:12.840 I mean… 05:14.400 --> 05:15.720 Why are you screwing with him, man? 05:16.920 --> 05:19.560 -No, I mean-- -So, only you get to screw with everyone? 05:19.640 --> 05:22.120 No, you screw people in casting, but that's different… 05:25.520 --> 05:26.560 I'm sorry. 05:27.120 --> 05:28.000 No… 05:30.320 --> 05:31.680 Sir, I'll even play that role. 05:34.480 --> 05:37.840 Guys, beyond the jokes, we're doing some good this season. 05:37.920 --> 05:38.760 Something charitable. 05:38.840 --> 05:41.000 We donate to a charity every episode. 05:41.080 --> 05:43.480 In this episode, it's Enrich Lives Foundation. 05:43.640 --> 05:46.800 Enrich Lives Foundation is committed to bridging the education and skill gaps 05:46.880 --> 05:48.280 for underprivileged communities. 05:48.560 --> 05:49.680 Here's their QR code. 05:49.760 --> 05:52.440 You can scan it right here and help them out. 05:52.520 --> 05:54.280 Let's hear it for Enrich Lives Foundation! 05:54.720 --> 05:55.560 Alright. 05:56.800 --> 05:58.920 And now, are we ready to start the show? 06:00.800 --> 06:02.960 Make some noise for the first act, 06:03.040 --> 06:04.560 Ritvik Upadhyay! 06:10.640 --> 06:12.560 Hey! Good evening, everyone! 06:12.640 --> 06:16.040 Thank you, panel, and thank you, guys. 06:16.120 --> 06:17.080 My name is Ritvik. 06:17.440 --> 06:20.760 I call myself an honest magician, 06:20.840 --> 06:23.480 just like an honest lawyer or an honest politician. 06:23.800 --> 06:25.400 So, you can totally trust me. 06:25.960 --> 06:28.200 I've been doing magic for a while now, 06:28.280 --> 06:30.280 and people always ask me, 06:30.360 --> 06:33.360 "Ritvik, can you show us and teach us something?" 06:34.040 --> 06:35.200 Guys, today is your lucky day. 06:35.280 --> 06:38.280 I'm gonna teach you the secret to a simple magic trick. 06:38.640 --> 06:40.840 And for this, you actually need… 06:42.960 --> 06:44.480 a mystery silk. 06:46.560 --> 06:48.000 Basically, what you do is 06:48.760 --> 06:50.080 push the silk into your hand 06:51.120 --> 06:52.560 like this, just like this. 06:56.440 --> 06:58.440 And as you push it inside… 07:04.640 --> 07:07.280 make a magic gesture like this. 07:07.360 --> 07:10.280 You can even say a magic spell, "This time, P.C. Sorcar!" 07:12.320 --> 07:14.560 And most importantly, a magic wand. 07:25.000 --> 07:25.920 What's in your left hand? 07:30.160 --> 07:33.200 I know it's impressive, but I'm gonna reveal the secret. 07:33.280 --> 07:34.240 Just one warning. 07:34.600 --> 07:36.720 Sir, the secret is very disappointing, 07:36.800 --> 07:38.880 so you'll be crushed once you know it. 07:39.080 --> 07:40.560 If you have a phone on you, 07:40.640 --> 07:42.440 don't throw it at me. It's gonna suck. 07:42.920 --> 07:43.760 Okay, the secret is, 07:43.840 --> 07:47.280 -it's actually a fake egg. -Come on! 07:47.560 --> 07:49.200 It's hollowed out, 07:49.280 --> 07:51.320 -so basically, what I do is, inside this-- -Fuck! 07:51.400 --> 07:53.040 It's like watching the making of Gangs of Wasseypur. 07:55.760 --> 07:58.440 -But, Samay! Guys, guys! -Dude, we get it. 07:58.840 --> 08:00.600 -I'll tell you the secret. -We already get it. 08:00.680 --> 08:03.320 Show of hands, how many of you 08:03.480 --> 08:05.560 liked this trick without the secret? 08:05.920 --> 08:07.440 Anyone? Bro, why would anyone watch this? 08:07.520 --> 08:09.840 -Samay, right? -It was good before, man. 08:10.000 --> 08:12.400 The thing is, wonder is everything 08:12.480 --> 08:14.280 that we experience as humans. 08:15.000 --> 08:15.880 And… 08:17.080 --> 08:18.920 -I hope you guys have a… -Oh! 08:25.200 --> 08:26.200 Oh! 08:28.160 --> 08:29.080 …wonderful evening. 08:30.200 --> 08:31.200 Thank you so much. 08:35.360 --> 08:36.559 What the fuck? 08:37.120 --> 08:39.400 Can someone add whiskey to this for a whiskey sour? 08:42.120 --> 08:43.400 Tell us a bit about yourself, 08:43.480 --> 08:45.480 since you won't reveal the trick. 08:46.000 --> 08:47.040 What's your story? 08:47.120 --> 08:49.040 So my story is that growing up, 08:49.120 --> 08:51.360 I changed eight or nine schools. 08:51.440 --> 08:52.600 My dad was in the Air Force. 08:52.960 --> 08:55.920 And I come from a pretty creative family, in a way. 08:56.000 --> 08:57.120 My mom is an actor. 08:57.680 --> 09:01.000 In fact, you even cast my mom in an OTT show, 09:01.080 --> 09:02.120 -What are you saying? -Rangeen. 09:02.200 --> 09:03.800 -What's her name? -Aparna Upadhyay. 09:03.880 --> 09:06.160 Oh, your mom's a wonderful actor. 09:06.240 --> 09:07.720 So my mom's into acting. 09:07.800 --> 09:09.840 My younger brother's a musician. 09:10.320 --> 09:12.160 Sir, I have a question. 09:12.480 --> 09:14.680 -Please. -You're a musician-- magician. 09:14.760 --> 09:16.280 -I'm a magician. -Your brother's a musician. 09:16.360 --> 09:17.840 -Yes. -Mom's an actor. 09:17.920 --> 09:20.280 Yes, and Dad coaches chess these days. 09:20.360 --> 09:21.400 -Chess? -Yes. 09:21.480 --> 09:23.080 Why don't the four of you make your own Latent? 09:27.080 --> 09:29.840 It says here you think magicians are better than comedians. 09:29.920 --> 09:30.920 Oh, yes. 09:31.520 --> 09:33.360 -Okay. -How many tickets are you selling? 09:35.400 --> 09:38.840 Samay, I have a comeback for this, okay? 09:39.280 --> 09:40.440 And I thought about it a lot. 09:40.600 --> 09:43.680 I agree, financially, you guys are killing it. 09:43.800 --> 09:46.280 You're making us relevant. I get it. 09:46.760 --> 09:50.640 But Samay, has Christopher Nolan ever made a movie about a comedian? 09:53.880 --> 09:54.800 Wait, wait, wait. 09:54.880 --> 09:57.000 -He did, right? The Dark Knight. -Samay-- 09:58.960 --> 09:59.920 He made that, right? 10:00.400 --> 10:02.040 -Yes. -It had the Joker. 10:07.320 --> 10:09.360 Okay, let me try again. 10:11.960 --> 10:15.040 The entire magic community combined, 10:15.760 --> 10:17.040 we have zero FIRs 10:17.520 --> 10:20.880 compared to comedians. 10:21.720 --> 10:24.000 No, lots of magicians have cases against them, like Asaram. 10:34.200 --> 10:36.960 The thing is, Samay, I agree with you. 10:37.160 --> 10:38.640 -Yeah… -If I strip you naked right now, 10:40.320 --> 10:42.760 Mukesh sir would love it, but that's another story, okay? 10:43.320 --> 10:45.360 But, but-- 10:45.440 --> 10:48.200 The second I look away, he goes for my ass! 10:49.080 --> 10:50.560 Well, that's what you like. 10:55.480 --> 10:58.680 You found an angle for a joke that has nothing to do with me. 10:58.760 --> 11:00.520 -You're only on the receiving end. -You carry on. 11:02.720 --> 11:04.080 No hard feelings, right? 11:04.320 --> 11:05.960 Why would I take you seriously? 11:06.840 --> 11:08.000 Why aren't you mad? 11:08.080 --> 11:08.920 Bro, you're-- 11:10.240 --> 11:12.520 So, as I was saying, if I strip you naked right now, 11:13.320 --> 11:14.240 right? 11:14.920 --> 11:16.640 What magic do you have left? 11:16.760 --> 11:20.480 -Your magic is just in eggs and glasses. -No, no, definitely… 11:20.640 --> 11:22.360 I can do it without them too. 11:22.440 --> 11:23.520 I can do this even naked. 11:23.600 --> 11:26.640 Not sure if it can go on TV or go on YouTube. 11:27.320 --> 11:28.840 Assume you're naked right now. 11:28.920 --> 11:29.760 I'm naked. 11:29.840 --> 11:32.280 -Yeah, assume you're naked. -Just me naked, right? No one else? 11:32.360 --> 11:34.400 -No, just you. -Fair enough. Perfect, perfect. 11:35.120 --> 11:38.040 That happens only if you want to get cast in a movie. 11:40.440 --> 11:42.840 -Sir, so-- -I'll give you the spot in Aram Nagar. 11:44.320 --> 11:45.160 Okay. 11:45.240 --> 11:47.640 My girlfriend's watching, I'm telling you. 11:48.560 --> 11:50.240 -Sir, you have a girlfriend? -Yeah. 11:51.640 --> 11:53.200 Which movie is she gonna be in? 12:01.240 --> 12:03.120 She's not from this industry, bro. 12:04.120 --> 12:05.560 Mukesh sir, you don't mind these jokes, right? 12:06.640 --> 12:09.720 If I say I do, then you'd hit me with, "Go to hell!" 12:10.560 --> 12:11.920 No way I would say that to you. 12:12.000 --> 12:13.480 I'd straight-up ask you to go fuck yourself. 12:16.840 --> 12:17.800 Yeah… 12:18.880 --> 12:20.800 -Assume you're naked. -Done. 12:20.880 --> 12:21.960 -All right? -Perfect. 12:22.040 --> 12:22.880 You start. 12:22.960 --> 12:25.800 Does anyone have a wallet or phone on them, if I may ask? 12:25.880 --> 12:28.280 -They take those away. -No, you're naked. You got nothing. 12:28.360 --> 12:30.400 No, I don't need it. Do you have-- 12:30.480 --> 12:31.920 -Here's the phone… -Sir, can you-- 12:32.000 --> 12:33.440 This is the phone we're promoting. 12:34.480 --> 12:35.360 -Yeah, take this. -Sir, so let me-- 12:35.440 --> 12:36.600 -What's its name? Ai+. -Use this. 12:36.680 --> 12:38.240 So I'll need a volunteer, right? 12:38.320 --> 12:39.920 -I'll need a volunteer. -I'll volunteer. 12:40.000 --> 12:40.840 Okay, okay. 12:42.240 --> 12:44.560 -Done. Samay, got a wallet? -No, man. 12:44.640 --> 12:47.080 Can we use yours? Grab that wallet, Samay bhai. 12:48.040 --> 12:48.880 Done. 12:49.800 --> 12:51.400 Hey, I won't steal anything, man. 12:52.680 --> 12:53.560 Over here, Samay bhai. 12:54.560 --> 12:56.240 Now, what's your name? 12:57.840 --> 12:58.680 Man! 13:01.960 --> 13:02.840 Should I take a look? You sure? 13:03.240 --> 13:04.640 Bro, he has a letter in here. 13:04.800 --> 13:06.360 He's charging a fee to get naked. 13:11.600 --> 13:12.840 Hold this. What is this note? 13:13.280 --> 13:14.240 Hold this. 13:17.960 --> 13:19.360 "Hello, Pinky, you bitch." 13:22.280 --> 13:25.560 "I know you from JC, though, 13:25.640 --> 13:28.840 but we became good friends. Try me." 13:29.480 --> 13:33.440 "To be honest, I was glad when I saw you in my division, 13:33.520 --> 13:34.920 and I--" Fuck, what is this?! 13:35.920 --> 13:37.640 Come up, bro. Sit for a minute. 13:42.480 --> 13:43.640 What did we just find, bro? 13:46.840 --> 13:48.920 Can you explain yourself? What the fuck is this? 13:52.120 --> 13:54.400 -Hi, bro. -Hi, bro. What the fuck is this? 13:54.520 --> 13:57.240 So this is actually a really old note 13:57.400 --> 13:59.440 that one of my closest friends gave me 13:59.520 --> 14:01.160 in 11th or 12th grade, I guess. 14:01.800 --> 14:03.760 And it meant a lot to me back then. 14:04.040 --> 14:05.840 So I've kept it here ever since. 14:05.960 --> 14:07.840 I'll tell you about the "Pinky, you bitch" reference. Not my creation. 14:08.160 --> 14:12.440 So I'll-- You might relate to it, because-- 14:12.680 --> 14:13.560 See, the thing is… 14:13.880 --> 14:14.760 I mean… 14:16.000 --> 14:17.600 It's a hip-hop reference. 14:17.680 --> 14:20.000 -Okay. -If you know, Eminem had-- 14:20.080 --> 14:21.160 I mean, Emiway had… 14:22.040 --> 14:24.040 -called a rapper "Pinky bitch." -Yes! Oh, right. 14:24.120 --> 14:25.920 -So-- -Gonna ruin my friendship too today? 14:26.800 --> 14:29.160 -So, that's the reference. -Crazy that came out of his wallet, right? 14:29.240 --> 14:30.680 Okay. So, that's a sweet thing your friend did? 14:30.760 --> 14:32.640 -Yeah. No, it's fine. -I'm sorry for opening it. But… 14:32.720 --> 14:34.160 don't tell me your friend's name. 14:34.280 --> 14:35.920 -Sure. -Think of it in your head. 14:37.560 --> 14:38.400 Done. 14:38.680 --> 14:39.600 Go ahead, sir. 14:42.320 --> 14:43.160 Samay bhai, 14:44.120 --> 14:48.000 text Suhani in New York. She'll come right over. That's her job. 14:48.200 --> 14:49.200 Can't do magic? 14:49.280 --> 14:50.440 I don't do mind reading. 14:50.840 --> 14:51.680 Take a guess. 14:52.760 --> 14:53.640 It's not Pinky. 14:55.080 --> 14:57.360 -Yeah, because that's me, right? -I'm done. 14:57.440 --> 15:00.840 This is why a comedian is better than a magician. 15:03.080 --> 15:03.920 Yeah? 15:04.120 --> 15:05.320 -Thank you so much, brother. -Thank you so much. 15:05.400 --> 15:06.240 -Take this note. -Can I hug you? 15:06.320 --> 15:07.480 -Can I hug you? -A hug? Of course, bro. 15:07.560 --> 15:08.400 Thank you so much. 15:08.520 --> 15:09.400 So sweet, man. 15:09.840 --> 15:11.920 -Please take your seat. -By the way, I'll need your wallet. 15:12.200 --> 15:13.320 -Yeah. -Nothing else is in there. 15:13.840 --> 15:14.720 Should I take out my Aadhaar card? 15:14.800 --> 15:17.080 No, let it be. I won't take anything. 15:17.160 --> 15:18.960 Samay bhai, I want you to keep this. 15:19.040 --> 15:20.600 Actually, put it in your pocket. 15:21.080 --> 15:22.640 And put this over here now. 15:22.960 --> 15:24.760 The idea is simple, Samay bhai. 15:25.120 --> 15:27.000 We'll try some magic with you. 15:27.080 --> 15:27.920 -Yeah? -Okay? 15:28.000 --> 15:31.520 Basically, Samay bhai, you just have to focus on this ring. 15:31.600 --> 15:33.840 And hold your left hand out like this. Okay? 15:34.040 --> 15:36.520 What happens is, if you focus on it like this, 15:37.000 --> 15:38.720 it looks like it disappeared, 15:38.960 --> 15:40.960 but it's in my other hand, right? 15:41.360 --> 15:43.080 This time, we'll do it differently. 15:43.200 --> 15:44.880 This time, it's actually… 15:45.480 --> 15:47.200 -Actually, no, wait. -What are you doing, man? 15:47.760 --> 15:49.360 -Did you see? -Nope. 15:49.440 --> 15:51.080 -It's still here. -Let's try it again on you. Hold it. 15:51.440 --> 15:52.760 And the idea is, Samay bhai, 15:53.160 --> 15:54.320 this time, the wallet… 15:55.040 --> 15:56.240 Do you still have it? 15:56.760 --> 15:57.680 -You have it, right? Perfect. -Yes, I do. 15:57.760 --> 15:58.600 Stay like that. 15:58.840 --> 16:01.880 This will end up in your pocket on the count of three. 16:02.320 --> 16:03.360 One, two, three. 16:04.360 --> 16:05.320 Did you see it? 16:06.240 --> 16:07.280 -Yeah, you took it out. -Right here. 16:07.360 --> 16:08.520 Yes, I did, 16:08.640 --> 16:09.680 -Yeah. -but did you feel it? 16:10.520 --> 16:12.480 -No. -No, no, Samay bhai, 16:12.840 --> 16:13.680 the phone as well. 16:14.120 --> 16:17.240 -Oh, so that's how magicians earn. -Exactly. 16:19.040 --> 16:20.480 I get it. Good one, man. 16:21.120 --> 16:22.000 Thank you so much. 16:22.160 --> 16:23.960 -Here you go. Thank you. -Give it up for him! 16:28.680 --> 16:30.800 -Did you bring your own party popper? -Wait, what did you-- 16:31.680 --> 16:33.520 Did you tear the "Pinky, you bitch" note? 16:35.840 --> 16:37.360 -Hey, did you tear his letter? -No, no. 16:37.440 --> 16:38.440 You tore the letter? 16:38.840 --> 16:40.680 No, I didn't tear the letter, sir. Don't worry. 16:42.080 --> 16:42.920 There's a condom in it. 16:44.920 --> 16:46.400 What? There's a condom in it? 16:46.480 --> 16:47.920 You'd be called in for an audition. 16:53.200 --> 16:55.240 -Did you put a condom in this? -But… 16:55.360 --> 16:57.000 Why would I put a condom in-- 16:57.080 --> 16:58.560 So where did it come from? 16:58.680 --> 17:00.320 You must have. 17:00.480 --> 17:01.880 There was no condom in there. Why would I? 17:01.960 --> 17:04.200 -Samay bhai… -Why would he put it in? 17:04.960 --> 17:06.520 Samay put it in, guys. Samay did. 17:06.599 --> 17:08.680 -Why would he? He always wears one. -Why would I put a condom in? 17:09.760 --> 17:11.000 Bro, who put the condom in his wallet? 17:12.200 --> 17:13.599 Sir, you took that wallet, 17:13.680 --> 17:15.280 you went inside, so why blame me? 17:16.480 --> 17:19.079 Bro, some real fucking magic happened here. 17:20.000 --> 17:22.079 -Bro-- -The ghost from Thamma is here, man. 17:22.319 --> 17:24.640 Bro, did I get fucked in the ass and not even know it? 17:29.880 --> 17:30.760 All of a sudden… 17:31.000 --> 17:33.600 Just like that… What did you do to me? 17:33.840 --> 17:35.520 -You might feel something by morning. -Morning? 17:35.840 --> 17:36.720 No, I don't feel a thing. 17:40.320 --> 17:41.160 Oh, man. 17:41.240 --> 17:42.960 Man, you're crazy-- And you're… 17:43.040 --> 17:46.120 acting too surprised to find a condom. 17:46.320 --> 17:47.520 Good thing you found it. 17:47.720 --> 17:49.560 -Sit down and relax. -That's a good thing, right? 17:49.760 --> 17:51.240 Sit before something else comes out. 17:53.680 --> 17:55.920 Bhuvan bhai, you're not saying anything to him. 17:56.000 --> 17:56.840 Man, 17:57.480 --> 17:58.400 looks good to me. 17:59.680 --> 18:01.240 -Alright. -It says right here, 18:01.320 --> 18:03.720 "Random uncles ask me to make their wives disappear." 18:03.840 --> 18:05.040 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, man! 18:05.120 --> 18:06.000 Got it. 18:06.080 --> 18:07.360 It's always the uncles 18:07.440 --> 18:08.520 who come to me and say, 18:08.600 --> 18:10.040 "Can you make my wife disappear?" 18:10.720 --> 18:12.880 See, that's the thing. Comedy's so difficult 18:13.000 --> 18:14.440 that everyone thinks they can do it. 18:15.440 --> 18:17.080 And then they end up saying shit like this, 18:17.160 --> 18:19.520 -Yeah, yeah. -and then we have to go to court. 18:19.600 --> 18:20.480 And we-- 18:22.720 --> 18:24.240 But you're a great magician, 18:24.320 --> 18:26.280 -and you also look very good. -Yeah. 18:26.440 --> 18:28.440 Mukesh ji, you have great sense of style too. 18:29.720 --> 18:31.320 So, when will you take his clothes off? 18:31.400 --> 18:32.320 No, I have-- 18:33.280 --> 18:34.680 I'm sorry. 18:35.080 --> 18:36.920 I launched my own brand, see? 18:37.000 --> 18:38.320 -Your brand? -Yeah. 18:38.520 --> 18:39.960 What does "Pour Lui" mean? 18:40.560 --> 18:41.400 "For him." 18:41.680 --> 18:43.560 -Of course. -For him. 18:44.840 --> 18:46.480 Get that tattooed on your ass. 18:47.760 --> 18:49.840 Now you'll milk this joke all episode? 18:50.520 --> 18:53.400 You got your shot. Go on, have fun. 18:53.720 --> 18:56.400 He even cast Dhurandhar, thinking its name meant "Deep Inside." 19:01.960 --> 19:03.640 I love you, sir. Hope you don't mind. 19:04.240 --> 19:05.960 What, like you'd stop if I minded? 19:07.160 --> 19:08.240 I'll stop if you say so. 19:08.360 --> 19:09.200 No. 19:10.680 --> 19:11.880 Like you'll stop when I say. 19:11.960 --> 19:13.720 You're a real asshole, I know it. 19:14.440 --> 19:15.440 Of course, you know. 19:17.240 --> 19:19.480 -See how romantic-- -All right, back to you. 19:19.560 --> 19:21.080 Sorry, ignore him. Yeah. 19:21.520 --> 19:24.120 You should get into acting too. Why not? 19:24.200 --> 19:25.240 Mom never said? 19:25.480 --> 19:28.280 I'd love to, but I never got the chance. 19:28.440 --> 19:29.720 Ever been to my office? 19:36.760 --> 19:40.880 Over there, they'll pull things out of your pockets, your belt… 19:43.200 --> 19:44.520 He'll say, "I'll crack the eggs." 19:49.000 --> 19:50.440 Ever been to my office or not? 19:50.800 --> 19:54.280 Not yet, sir, but just name the time, and I'll be there. 19:55.520 --> 19:57.360 -That sounds-- -Bro, return the condom. 20:08.840 --> 20:09.920 Well done, Ritvik Upadhyay. 20:10.000 --> 20:11.240 Give it up for him! 20:14.840 --> 20:16.960 That was so much fun. A really entertaining act. 20:17.600 --> 20:18.920 Time to score Ritvik Upadhyay. 20:19.560 --> 20:21.800 Now the thing is, we had fun with you, 20:22.120 --> 20:24.800 but who knows how much was him and how much was us. 20:26.080 --> 20:29.240 I really enjoyed your act and everything around it. 20:29.320 --> 20:30.480 I give you a ten out of ten. 20:32.720 --> 20:33.560 Ten? 20:33.840 --> 20:34.760 Why not? 20:35.120 --> 20:36.240 Didn't you guys like it? 20:36.320 --> 20:37.240 Okay, fuck it! Nine. 20:43.360 --> 20:44.240 Nine, nine. 20:46.080 --> 20:46.920 Bro, I'll give you a ten. 20:49.160 --> 20:50.000 Mukesh sir. 20:51.480 --> 20:52.320 Seven. 20:52.400 --> 20:53.880 Seven by Dynamo. 20:56.240 --> 20:57.960 Wait, is it my turn? Okay. 20:58.200 --> 20:59.160 Sir, what do I even judge? 20:59.240 --> 21:00.080 Nine. Nine. 21:00.240 --> 21:01.080 Nine. 21:01.280 --> 21:03.680 So that makes your average nine. 21:08.880 --> 21:10.920 Man, I was about to give a ten. 21:11.000 --> 21:12.640 Can't you magically change it to nine? 21:13.360 --> 21:16.360 Whoever told Samay to change his rating, thank you. 21:16.880 --> 21:17.960 Oh no, man. 21:18.360 --> 21:21.440 That's so sad, man. I don't want you leaving empty-handed. 21:21.720 --> 21:23.600 Have a galouti kebab before you go. 21:24.600 --> 21:26.280 Come here. Do you eat non-veg? 21:26.520 --> 21:29.200 -From your hands, I will. -It's great. It's from Habitat. 21:29.520 --> 21:30.440 Used to be terrible, 21:30.720 --> 21:33.120 but fear of Tukaram Mundhe turned things around. 21:38.760 --> 21:40.160 Thank you so much. 21:40.240 --> 21:41.840 -Thank you so much, bro. You're amazing. -Thank you. 21:44.080 --> 21:47.640 Make some noise for Aditya and Prerna! 21:48.080 --> 21:50.440 A flute and violin jugalbandi. 21:50.720 --> 21:51.560 Wow. 23:04.480 --> 23:05.840 Let's go! 23:09.760 --> 23:11.520 Wow, that was brilliant! 23:11.720 --> 23:12.600 Thank you. 23:12.680 --> 23:16.280 So, Aditya and Prerna ji, are you guys a band or something? 23:16.800 --> 23:20.120 No. We've only been making music together for three months. 23:20.640 --> 23:25.280 So for three months, our instruments have basically been in love. 23:25.360 --> 23:26.200 A love story. 23:26.280 --> 23:27.120 Oh, damn! 23:27.440 --> 23:28.280 Are you two dating? 23:28.600 --> 23:30.480 -No, we're… -No, he's my best friend. 23:33.120 --> 23:36.200 -Who's gonna tell them? -It says "best friend zone" here. 23:37.360 --> 23:38.240 It says "zone"? 23:38.320 --> 23:39.360 Are you dating someone? 23:39.880 --> 23:40.720 No, no. 23:40.840 --> 23:42.640 He's the perfect guy. He's like… 23:42.720 --> 23:45.680 No, see, this distance is the best-friend zone. 23:46.320 --> 23:49.160 Oh no, bro! That's sad, bro. That's sad. 23:49.720 --> 23:51.320 -Are you dating someone? -No. 23:51.480 --> 23:53.000 Oh, you want to date her! Of course. 23:53.560 --> 23:55.520 Of course! Come on! 23:56.680 --> 23:59.400 Just confess it right here today. 23:59.520 --> 24:01.160 Got a letter in your wallet too? 24:04.080 --> 24:05.720 We won't talk about that. 24:05.800 --> 24:06.720 Okay, sorry. 24:07.200 --> 24:09.440 -But he likes you. -Fine, you tell us what to talk about. 24:09.840 --> 24:13.160 Here, you've written, "I want to do stand-up, sold-out shows at Sphere…" 24:13.240 --> 24:14.440 What do we say to this crap? 24:14.520 --> 24:16.840 "Oh, I'd like to coach you." To hell with this! 24:17.160 --> 24:18.920 Just tell me, do you like her or not? 24:22.000 --> 24:23.880 Just be straight with us, man. 24:24.240 --> 24:25.400 Tell us. Be real, man. 24:25.800 --> 24:27.760 We're just really busy making music 24:28.680 --> 24:30.240 -and enjoying… -He likes me as a friend. 24:30.360 --> 24:32.280 He likes you as-- That's just-- 24:32.360 --> 24:34.680 Sure. We look like we were born yesterday, right? 24:36.600 --> 24:38.600 -So, what-- -Be honest. It's an honest stage. 24:38.920 --> 24:40.440 We haven't thought about that yet. 24:40.800 --> 24:42.520 -You must've thought about it. -For now… 24:44.480 --> 24:47.160 -For now, we're… -What kind of partner are you looking for? 24:49.760 --> 24:51.640 -Someone in the music field… -In the music field? 24:54.880 --> 24:57.000 -I see. And anything-- -Someone who plays the violin? 24:57.080 --> 24:58.200 It's coming out. 24:58.320 --> 24:59.360 -Who wears a saree. -Perhaps. 24:59.440 --> 25:02.160 Wears a saree, a bandana on her head. Something like that? 25:03.280 --> 25:04.640 -Maybe. -Yeah, maybe. 25:05.720 --> 25:07.360 It's coming, bit by bit. 25:08.880 --> 25:11.720 So, if you don't mind, are you looking for a guy? 25:12.040 --> 25:13.040 Yeah, why not? 25:15.720 --> 25:18.440 -Okay. -Give a brief on what kind of guy. 25:18.800 --> 25:20.440 Yeah, he's a casting director. He'll find you one. 25:20.520 --> 25:21.520 I'll find… 25:22.520 --> 25:23.840 Give me any brief, and I'll find you a guy. 25:23.920 --> 25:26.760 That guy might feel a pain in the rear now and then. 25:28.640 --> 25:29.680 No, I love you, sir. 25:30.160 --> 25:31.160 Are you offended? 25:31.760 --> 25:32.800 Fuck off, man! 25:37.600 --> 25:40.600 Look, sir, I have one rule. You don't shit where you eat. 25:42.000 --> 25:43.440 But loving isn't shitting. 25:45.720 --> 25:46.920 Loving is the eating part. 25:48.240 --> 25:49.960 -So, Prerna ji… -Yeah. 25:51.040 --> 25:53.680 Your-- What kind of guy are you looking for? 25:57.600 --> 26:00.440 Anyone who's not a creep and does more than the bare-- 26:00.520 --> 26:02.160 -Why did you look at him like that? -Why are you looking-- 26:02.240 --> 26:03.080 Oh, no! 26:03.520 --> 26:06.600 -What are you-- What the fuck? -No, no, no! He's a nice guy. 26:07.160 --> 26:09.400 You've written total nonsense here, man. 26:09.800 --> 26:11.640 "I'm scared of this--" 26:11.720 --> 26:13.320 "I'm scared of echo." 26:13.400 --> 26:16.160 "AI music lover affair?" Isn't this way over the top? 26:16.240 --> 26:18.400 Yeah, what you've written here is total bullshit. 26:19.800 --> 26:21.160 "We want to be famous." 26:21.240 --> 26:22.400 Yeah, sure, man! 26:23.840 --> 26:25.840 So, why don't you guys date? 26:29.080 --> 26:31.120 Tell me three things you like about her. 26:33.600 --> 26:34.720 She's very straightforward. 26:35.440 --> 26:36.320 And… 26:38.120 --> 26:39.920 He is… thinking. 26:41.120 --> 26:42.440 No, he's just picking from 26:42.520 --> 26:44.480 -the hundreds of things he wants to say. -No. But… 26:48.360 --> 26:49.760 -Crazy. -Samay, you've become 26:49.840 --> 26:51.080 such a nice boy, man. 26:51.560 --> 26:53.760 Bro, I'll find someone for you too. Don't worry. 26:56.040 --> 26:58.440 -Yes. -She's very straightforward, 26:58.520 --> 27:00.880 and she knows what she wants. 27:01.200 --> 27:02.080 No, she doesn't. 27:03.880 --> 27:06.640 Go on, you need three. You're stuck at two. 27:06.720 --> 27:07.920 She's very confident. 27:08.400 --> 27:09.880 -That's all. -And? 27:09.960 --> 27:10.880 And… 27:12.960 --> 27:14.640 -Sweet? -And she looks good. 27:14.720 --> 27:15.680 Yes! 27:18.920 --> 27:21.000 Now, it's your turn. Go on. 27:21.080 --> 27:23.240 Name three things you like about him. 27:24.280 --> 27:25.760 He thinks I look good. 27:31.080 --> 27:32.800 He's fun to jam with. 27:35.960 --> 27:36.840 Okay. 27:36.920 --> 27:38.680 Is she also picking from the hundreds of things? 27:39.160 --> 27:40.880 No, no, no. She's only got three things. 27:42.600 --> 27:44.040 You were picking from hundreds of things. 27:46.240 --> 27:48.800 He's a… family guy. 27:49.360 --> 27:50.600 A family guy, as in? 27:51.400 --> 27:53.880 As in, he puts family first, and it's cute. 27:54.480 --> 27:56.280 So, why don't you become his family? Oh! 28:01.360 --> 28:02.880 -Bro… -I hope you don't mind. 28:03.040 --> 28:04.400 -No, no, no. -I'm just wishing you 28:04.480 --> 28:05.480 -the best. -Yeah, yeah. 28:06.160 --> 28:08.480 Let's change the topic if it's getting awkward. 28:08.640 --> 28:10.400 -No. -Can I play flute with you? 28:10.600 --> 28:11.600 -Yeah, please. -Come on. 28:11.840 --> 28:12.760 Oh, fuck. 28:13.840 --> 28:14.840 You can do this too? 28:16.680 --> 28:17.720 Three, two, one, start. 28:22.360 --> 28:23.640 Samay can play! 28:25.880 --> 28:28.080 I know how, but it won't play 28:28.160 --> 28:30.720 because, with you, only this guy can play the flute. 28:37.080 --> 28:37.920 It's just… 28:38.520 --> 28:39.360 Bro. 28:39.440 --> 28:41.440 The best wingman, Samay Raina, everybody! 28:41.520 --> 28:42.680 Fuck, man! 28:43.240 --> 28:45.560 -True. -And the best chicken wings man… 28:46.800 --> 28:47.880 Kaustubh Agarwal! 28:51.600 --> 28:55.040 But genuinely, jokes aside, Prerna. If you're comfortable. 28:55.720 --> 28:57.480 Any tips for this? 28:57.560 --> 28:59.720 Because genuinely, you know-- Fuck everything. 29:00.280 --> 29:02.040 I can see it, and I'm never wrong about these things. 29:02.120 --> 29:03.360 You like her, don't you? 29:05.800 --> 29:06.840 Just say it! Fuck it! 29:09.880 --> 29:11.200 Yeah! 29:15.080 --> 29:17.160 Prerna ji, look, he clearly likes you. 29:17.240 --> 29:18.640 He's a great… you know… 29:19.320 --> 29:21.760 -What do you call it? Flutist. -Flautist. 29:23.160 --> 29:24.480 -Let's hope not. -He's… 29:24.560 --> 29:26.800 No, flutist. I didn't know what it's called. 29:27.640 --> 29:30.200 -He plays great duets with you. -Yeah. 29:30.280 --> 29:33.680 He seems loyal and nice, and you said he's a family guy. 29:33.960 --> 29:34.800 Yeah. 29:35.480 --> 29:38.040 So, what is he doing wrong? If you can guide him… 29:39.240 --> 29:41.080 Where are the girls? Can I… 29:41.160 --> 29:42.040 Girls! 29:42.360 --> 29:43.200 What do you think? 29:43.800 --> 29:44.640 Go for it. 29:45.040 --> 29:46.000 -Go for it? -Oh! 29:46.120 --> 29:46.960 Okay. 29:47.080 --> 29:49.880 How many of you girls think she should go for it? Make some noise! 29:51.640 --> 29:52.960 That's most of the girls here. 29:54.040 --> 29:57.400 And the girls telling you not to go for it probably want him. 29:57.720 --> 29:59.840 Oh, shit! 30:01.240 --> 30:03.960 Also, he might not be what you want. 30:04.040 --> 30:05.920 He might be what you need. That's what it is. 30:08.560 --> 30:12.560 And your time's running out, because Mukesh Chhabra already likes him. 30:15.200 --> 30:17.080 This whole episode is happening because of me. 30:18.360 --> 30:20.880 You should definitely go on a date. I suppose. 30:20.960 --> 30:22.400 One date. Just one. 30:22.680 --> 30:24.600 -One date. -Only one date! 30:24.680 --> 30:26.440 -Okay. -No, just go on one date, 30:26.520 --> 30:28.000 and I'll cover it all. 30:28.120 --> 30:29.600 Only if he asks me. 30:30.200 --> 30:31.240 Look at that! 30:31.800 --> 30:32.680 You know what? 30:33.160 --> 30:35.840 Go wherever you want. You cover their travel. 30:35.920 --> 30:39.840 And you get 50,000 District points for your food expenses. 30:42.360 --> 30:43.920 Pick wherever you want to go. It's on me. 30:44.000 --> 30:46.120 Wherever you want to go, he'll fly you guys there. 30:46.200 --> 30:48.040 Eat wherever you like. I'll make sure that's covered. 30:48.880 --> 30:51.760 Now all that's left is for him to ask me nicely. 30:57.600 --> 30:58.840 Oh, man! 31:01.240 --> 31:02.160 Let's go! 31:03.800 --> 31:04.720 Come on. 31:04.960 --> 31:06.200 Ask her nicely, buddy. 31:11.640 --> 31:13.640 -Do it right. -Come on, ready. 31:16.120 --> 31:18.000 -Oh my God! -Give me a mic as well. 31:19.160 --> 31:21.480 You have to set the right example for my ladies here. 31:24.000 --> 31:25.600 Do you want to go out tonight? 31:26.080 --> 31:27.360 Redo, redo, redo. 31:28.520 --> 31:31.480 Bro! From the heart. Don't overthink it. 31:31.560 --> 31:35.520 Look in her eyes and say whatever comes to you. 31:35.600 --> 31:36.480 Definitely. 31:37.000 --> 31:38.680 -Be that-- -We know what good acting looks like. 31:38.760 --> 31:39.640 Do it from the heart. 31:40.440 --> 31:42.520 Yeah, from the heart. Don't think of what you're gonna say. 31:42.600 --> 31:46.960 Just look into her eyes and say whatever comes out naturally. 31:50.200 --> 31:52.160 -Nawaz bhai! -Bro, this is so… 31:52.240 --> 31:53.440 -Nawaz bhai, tell him. -So… 31:53.960 --> 31:55.400 -Come here. -Nawaz bhai, come here. 32:01.400 --> 32:02.280 Nawaz bhai. 32:02.560 --> 32:05.280 Give our brother a pep talk, man. Show him how it's done. 32:05.360 --> 32:08.040 -Very… -I'm scared shitless myself. 32:09.920 --> 32:12.120 But, sir, you know how to act, right? 32:12.200 --> 32:14.120 -Yeah, I can act. -So, what went wrong with Thamma? 32:19.120 --> 32:21.160 -Come on, man! -I'll act like I did in Thamma. 32:21.240 --> 32:22.920 -Ready? -Not the Thamma kind. 32:24.320 --> 32:26.520 -Tell him from the heart, sir. -Come on, man. 32:26.600 --> 32:28.080 -Go on. -How to do-- 32:28.160 --> 32:30.200 How do you channel your inner truth? 32:30.280 --> 32:32.120 To be honest, sir, you know what? 32:32.200 --> 32:33.560 Look, when you also-- 32:33.640 --> 32:36.920 I feel like you really like her, and she likes you too. 32:37.120 --> 32:38.040 So, just say it. 32:38.480 --> 32:40.240 "Let's spend our future together." 32:40.600 --> 32:41.960 -Say it like that. -Say it. 32:42.400 --> 32:43.480 Go on, tell her. 32:45.960 --> 32:47.400 -Let's go. -Come on. 32:48.640 --> 32:49.560 Let's go. 32:50.680 --> 32:52.880 -Let's spend our future together. -Wow… 32:54.680 --> 32:55.880 -Yes. -Yes! 32:58.720 --> 32:59.600 He did it. 33:07.800 --> 33:09.240 Way to go, man! 33:09.680 --> 33:11.040 Congratulations, bro! 33:11.680 --> 33:12.920 Was that a yes? 33:17.960 --> 33:19.560 -Amazing! -Bro, Samay! 33:19.880 --> 33:23.040 You'll have another sponsor soon. Shaadi.com. 33:25.200 --> 33:27.200 So fucking insane, bro. 33:27.760 --> 33:28.760 -See? -That was insane, bro. 33:28.840 --> 33:30.360 -That was fucking wholesome. -Congratulations, guys! 33:30.440 --> 33:33.000 Let's hear it for them, everyone! That was incredible. 33:34.600 --> 33:36.480 Wow! That was beautiful. 33:37.040 --> 33:39.480 So cut back on your spending now, brother. 33:40.600 --> 33:42.120 Oh, yes, please. 33:42.440 --> 33:45.880 You get 50,000 rupees from District. Wherever you guys go. 33:46.240 --> 33:47.440 Wherever you guys go. 33:47.880 --> 33:49.000 Anywhere in the country. 33:49.080 --> 33:51.120 -You don't have to take this. Don't worry. -Yeah. 33:51.840 --> 33:53.640 That'll sort itself out. 33:53.720 --> 33:54.880 Hold this for now, sir. 33:55.560 --> 33:58.360 Shivani, get their number and book the tickets. 33:58.760 --> 34:00.360 I'll tell my team too. 34:01.080 --> 34:03.720 And if you get a DM from Mukesh sir, just ignore it. 34:06.040 --> 34:07.240 Sure, teach him. 34:07.440 --> 34:09.800 Big round of applause for Aditya and Prerna, guys! 34:13.360 --> 34:16.800 I don't think there's anything else. This is pure garbage. 34:16.880 --> 34:17.719 See how-- 34:18.159 --> 34:20.600 This is what skilled comedians do. We figure it out. 34:20.679 --> 34:22.000 That's why, fuck magicians! 34:23.639 --> 34:25.159 Okay, time to score you guys. 34:25.239 --> 34:26.960 I give you a ten out of ten! Come on. 34:28.400 --> 34:29.440 Ten, ten, ten, ten. 34:30.719 --> 34:31.639 Ten. 34:33.080 --> 34:33.920 Eleven. 34:35.040 --> 34:36.239 Should I give a nine then? 34:38.719 --> 34:40.040 -Really? Eleven? -Ten, ten. 34:40.120 --> 34:41.320 -Ten… -Ten, bro, ten. 34:41.400 --> 34:43.639 Ten. That makes your average ten. 34:45.760 --> 34:48.520 -Nine! No! -Oh, no! 34:48.600 --> 34:50.159 -Bro, I thought… -Fuck, man. 34:50.600 --> 34:53.440 You missed by one number, but you got a number. 34:54.159 --> 34:55.120 So… 34:55.840 --> 34:56.960 Thank you so much for joining, 34:57.040 --> 34:58.360 -Aditya and Prerna. -Thank you. 34:59.680 --> 35:00.800 Congratulations. 35:02.560 --> 35:03.560 That was amazing. 35:03.800 --> 35:04.720 Wow, man! 35:06.560 --> 35:08.280 Gotta admit, they got that far. 35:08.920 --> 35:10.680 Bro, name your kid Samay. 35:15.640 --> 35:18.320 Look how much he's changed. I love Samay now. 35:18.400 --> 35:20.680 Before, he'd be like, "Grandpa got bitten on his dick." 35:22.160 --> 35:23.880 Now he's playing matchmaker. 35:23.960 --> 35:25.320 -You're lovely. -Oh, shit, I forgot about this. 35:26.880 --> 35:27.920 Give it to them. 35:30.000 --> 35:32.640 -No, it's too soon. Too soon. -Too soon. Too soon. 35:33.400 --> 35:34.560 You keep this for now. 35:36.240 --> 35:37.920 -Take it. -Mukesh sir is sponsoring this too. 35:38.000 --> 35:39.240 Why are you scared? It's a good thing. 35:39.320 --> 35:40.520 -No, I'm good. -That won't fit him. 35:43.600 --> 35:45.320 I need a tubeless tire, bro. 35:47.080 --> 35:50.240 Make some noise for the next act, Prateik Bhardwaj! 36:10.360 --> 36:11.920 So, what's the scene? 36:13.320 --> 36:16.120 Respected ladies and gentlemen, a very warm welcome to you all! 36:16.200 --> 36:18.520 A pleasure to have you here. Greetings, ladies and gentlemen. 36:19.240 --> 36:21.760 Greetings, bhaisahab. Hello, everyone, from this side to that. 36:22.800 --> 36:24.880 Guys, today-- Isn't this KBC? 36:25.800 --> 36:27.720 Bhaisahab, I have a question for you. 36:28.280 --> 36:30.640 Please hand me that mic. I just… 36:30.720 --> 36:32.360 Sure, sir, who could stop you? 36:41.080 --> 36:43.320 So, bhaisahab, I'd like to ask a question. 36:43.480 --> 36:45.640 With your permission, may I pose a question to him? 36:46.080 --> 36:47.480 -Mukesh sir? -That gentleman. 36:47.560 --> 36:48.480 Kaustubh? Go ahead. 36:49.520 --> 36:52.360 If you have an itchy-itch on your back… 36:56.320 --> 36:57.520 Do you understand what "itchy-itch" means, sir? 36:58.120 --> 36:59.000 Itchy-itch. 37:02.960 --> 37:04.240 Then how will you scratch it? 37:05.760 --> 37:07.000 Option A. 37:19.120 --> 37:20.000 Option B. 37:20.240 --> 37:21.200 Go up to someone and say, 37:21.280 --> 37:23.080 "Bhaisahab, give me a Kancha Cheena-Mandwa scratch." 37:23.760 --> 37:24.600 Just once. 37:31.040 --> 37:31.880 Marvelous! 37:32.600 --> 37:34.040 Sharp nails. 37:34.920 --> 37:36.040 Man, that felt amazing. 37:36.960 --> 37:38.560 Or option C. 37:39.480 --> 37:41.160 You go like this. 37:43.760 --> 37:45.760 I'd like to choose option C. 37:45.960 --> 37:48.720 Yes, correct answer, bhaisahab! We give you-- 37:49.240 --> 37:51.600 Well, whatever the sponsors are offering. Pick anything from here. 37:52.000 --> 37:53.320 I didn't bring anything today. 37:54.640 --> 37:57.640 And the question couldn't appear on your computer screen. 37:58.200 --> 37:59.600 We wrote a question down, but-- 37:59.840 --> 38:02.160 Oh, man, the paper leaked! Sorry, my apologies. 38:06.840 --> 38:07.720 My apologies. 38:09.040 --> 38:11.320 Alright, that's time up! 38:11.600 --> 38:12.680 Your mother's-- 38:12.760 --> 38:14.080 -Hey! -I won't say it. 38:14.160 --> 38:15.400 I won't say it, man! 38:15.880 --> 38:17.040 I won't say it. 38:18.000 --> 38:19.360 I won't say it, bhaisahab. 38:30.880 --> 38:32.280 That was amazing, man. 38:33.360 --> 38:34.400 This is Big C. 38:34.960 --> 38:35.800 Big C. 38:39.960 --> 38:42.080 Well, ever been to Aram Nagar? 38:42.680 --> 38:44.880 -Sorry? -Ever been to my office? 38:45.080 --> 38:46.720 -Yes, sir, I did. -Really? 38:46.800 --> 38:47.680 I came once. 38:47.840 --> 38:48.720 -You did? -Yes. 38:48.920 --> 38:50.280 Did you leave happy? 38:50.440 --> 38:52.000 I had a great time. Absolutely… 38:53.280 --> 38:55.520 Something wonderful and a bit sour. 38:59.520 --> 39:02.640 -Sir, he… -He fed me some tamarind. 39:02.720 --> 39:04.960 -He gave me food. Try to understand. -I see. 39:05.040 --> 39:06.760 -Man, you… -This isn't working, man. 39:06.960 --> 39:09.680 Your Aram Nagar gets a lot of visitors, huh? 39:10.240 --> 39:11.800 Bro, plenty of people visit me, 39:11.880 --> 39:13.960 but all the bad ones end up on your show. 39:15.760 --> 39:17.280 Does your talent have a rekha? 39:21.280 --> 39:22.160 Son… 39:23.360 --> 39:26.440 Your film career has just begun, darling. 39:26.520 --> 39:27.600 I'm fine staying independent. 39:30.840 --> 39:34.280 The world is but a servant to BB 39:34.360 --> 39:36.080 Wonderful, bhaisahab. That was great. 39:36.880 --> 39:39.400 You've written here that you have Khali's phone number. 39:39.600 --> 39:41.160 Yes, I spoke to him just two days ago. 39:41.400 --> 39:42.240 What did he say? 39:42.320 --> 39:45.680 He called the other day and said, "Hey, just hear me out." 39:56.480 --> 39:57.320 I don't know about him. 39:57.520 --> 40:00.880 Do you act like Bachchan sahab everywhere you go? 40:01.200 --> 40:04.320 Well, brother, I just-- I mean, I don't want to break character. 40:04.760 --> 40:05.640 I see. 40:05.920 --> 40:08.440 No, but what do you do for work? 40:08.920 --> 40:11.280 Well, by profession, I'm a cricketer. 40:11.920 --> 40:13.000 Oh! 40:13.640 --> 40:15.480 -Sir, I know him. -Professionally? 40:15.560 --> 40:16.640 -Yes, I do. -For? 40:17.080 --> 40:19.440 Because I'm casting a movie right now. We need a cricketer 40:19.520 --> 40:22.480 -who can act. -I'll do it. Just need to warm up. 40:22.800 --> 40:23.680 I'll be there. 40:24.720 --> 40:26.360 Like this, left-arm spin. 40:27.920 --> 40:28.800 I can do it, sir. 40:30.440 --> 40:33.880 -As you wish… -Should we talk to you as Prateik 40:33.960 --> 40:34.800 or as Big B? 40:34.880 --> 40:36.160 If you talk to me as Prateik, 40:36.240 --> 40:38.960 you'll floor me and roast me alive. 40:39.120 --> 40:40.480 I'm a bit safer like this. 40:43.080 --> 40:43.920 Correct! 40:47.440 --> 40:48.360 Samay, man! 40:49.120 --> 40:50.920 People figured you out pretty quickly. 40:51.800 --> 40:53.760 You didn't, so you showed up today. 40:56.000 --> 40:59.040 It says here, "My shoe size is 12." 40:59.400 --> 41:01.680 -Yes, sir. -"You can figure out the rest." 41:01.920 --> 41:02.800 Yes, sir. 41:03.600 --> 41:05.720 -Got it. -What does that mean, Nawaz sir? 41:06.800 --> 41:08.680 It means when you get hit by a size 12… 41:11.600 --> 41:13.080 Yes, he got it completely right. 41:13.280 --> 41:14.440 No, no, that's true. 41:14.520 --> 41:16.440 Didn't you get it? See the result of negligence? 41:23.280 --> 41:24.120 Oh, man! 41:26.480 --> 41:28.720 So, sir, we have Bhuvan bhai here. 41:29.040 --> 41:31.200 He wants to be a big actor himself. 41:31.280 --> 41:32.360 He quit YouTube. 41:32.880 --> 41:35.280 -So what advice do you have for him? -Yes. 41:35.560 --> 41:36.560 First, I have some advice. 41:36.640 --> 41:38.800 You have a new perfume called Sarkar. 41:41.200 --> 41:42.840 I did a movie called Sarkar. 41:43.960 --> 41:46.000 You should've asked me once. 41:46.440 --> 41:47.280 Just once. 41:47.880 --> 41:50.120 It's a simple thing I'm in love with you 41:50.520 --> 41:51.680 You should've asked. 41:51.760 --> 41:53.120 You made a perfume? 41:53.320 --> 41:54.680 -Yes, bro. -Perfume… 41:54.920 --> 41:57.360 How is it, sir? Sarkar has great packaging. 41:57.520 --> 41:58.720 -Perfume is great too, fucker. -Yeah… 41:58.800 --> 42:00.040 I haven't got mine yet. 42:00.360 --> 42:01.760 Thought I'd get it as a freebie. 42:01.840 --> 42:03.080 -I brought it. -Oh, you did? 42:03.160 --> 42:04.240 -Yes. -But people say that 42:04.320 --> 42:05.640 if you wear Sarkar, 42:05.880 --> 42:07.080 a girl comes up 42:07.360 --> 42:08.520 and hands you Bellavita. 42:13.280 --> 42:14.200 Just kidding. 42:16.920 --> 42:19.520 Why do you want to be five feet tall? 42:19.680 --> 42:21.920 Sir, I'm sick and tired of this height. 42:22.480 --> 42:24.440 My knees hurt, my back hurts, 42:24.640 --> 42:26.480 my knees give in when I walk. 42:33.200 --> 42:35.520 You wrote that body-shaming tall people 42:35.600 --> 42:36.560 doesn't bother anyone. 42:36.640 --> 42:38.520 Exactly right, sir. Absolutely. 42:38.720 --> 42:40.600 Ever seen someone called a "lanky freak" where people go, 42:40.760 --> 42:41.720 "No, don't say that"? 42:42.520 --> 42:43.440 Nobody does that, sir. 42:43.520 --> 42:46.560 Call someone fat or something, and they go, "Hey, don't!" 42:47.720 --> 42:50.160 "Poor guy has feelings." Tall people don't? 42:51.520 --> 42:52.800 They call me Burj Khalifa. 42:53.960 --> 42:56.160 They call me a stilt-walker at the fair. 42:57.000 --> 42:58.040 They'll call you anything, man. 42:59.360 --> 43:01.520 Bro, stilt-walker… 43:04.800 --> 43:06.560 Any perks to being tall, Bachchan sahab? 43:07.120 --> 43:08.160 -Sir… -Chicks. 43:09.200 --> 43:10.160 There you go. 43:15.120 --> 43:17.240 He just asked what the perks of being tall are. 43:17.320 --> 43:19.320 You said chicks. I didn't get it. 43:20.600 --> 43:21.480 You know, sir… 43:26.520 --> 43:28.280 Get the hint, sir. 43:28.360 --> 43:31.640 People often say that women 43:32.120 --> 43:34.440 really love tall guys. 43:34.640 --> 43:35.520 -Yes. -Do they? 43:35.880 --> 43:36.880 You wouldn't get it. 43:40.320 --> 43:42.960 Okay, so what do tall guys like? 43:43.240 --> 43:45.320 But Nawaz bhai gets all the action. 43:46.320 --> 43:47.560 -Dick-chick? -Yes? 43:47.680 --> 43:48.720 He just doesn't check scripts. 43:53.160 --> 43:54.120 Oh, man! 44:02.120 --> 44:03.880 When did you know you could do this? 44:04.840 --> 44:07.160 Sir, I woke up one morning, 44:07.840 --> 44:09.040 and I was gargling… 44:11.960 --> 44:14.000 and thought, "Hey, I've heard this somewhere!" 44:20.600 --> 44:21.680 Oh, my God, man. 44:23.400 --> 44:25.120 My cheek hurts from laughing. 44:25.760 --> 44:29.000 What do you want to be in life? I just really want to know. 44:29.800 --> 44:33.480 I want to be a cricketer, bro. Just reach a slightly higher level. 44:33.680 --> 44:36.400 If I get a movie or something, I won't say no. Not at all. 44:38.160 --> 44:39.720 -I'll do it. -Mukesh sir, 44:39.880 --> 44:41.440 what do you genuinely think of this character? 44:41.520 --> 44:42.960 Very interesting, man. 44:43.040 --> 44:44.200 -Thank you. -Super entertaining, 44:44.280 --> 44:47.080 and you improvize so well, landing line after line, 44:47.160 --> 44:48.080 staying in character. 44:48.480 --> 44:50.200 You definitely belong in Aram Nagar. 44:58.440 --> 45:01.600 You wrote that if you could go back in time, 45:01.680 --> 45:03.680 you'd shut down Jio internet, 45:03.760 --> 45:05.840 -which has been given for free. -I'd shut it right down. Instantly. 45:05.920 --> 45:06.840 These people are writing, 45:07.320 --> 45:10.120 "Amitabh Bachchan is no more… 84 years old." 45:16.440 --> 45:17.280 You tell me. 45:17.720 --> 45:20.760 "Amitabh Bachchan found dead… rat in his kitchen." 45:22.480 --> 45:23.320 This internet… 45:23.560 --> 45:24.440 Too good, bro. 45:25.160 --> 45:27.560 Okay. Give him a huge round of applause, guys. Come on. 45:31.440 --> 45:32.680 Amazing, bro. Amazing. 45:32.760 --> 45:35.280 Bro, I'm speechless. It's a ten out of ten. 45:35.400 --> 45:36.360 Ten, ten, ten. 45:37.080 --> 45:37.960 Sir. 45:38.520 --> 45:40.760 -Nawaz sir, time to score. -Thank you so very much. 45:42.440 --> 45:43.840 -Eight. -Eight?! 45:44.120 --> 45:45.040 Why? 45:45.880 --> 45:48.240 -Okay. -They're asking why, Nawaz bhai. 45:48.480 --> 45:49.560 No? 45:50.160 --> 45:52.760 He's really quick on his feet. 45:52.840 --> 45:53.920 And such spontaneity. 45:54.000 --> 45:55.000 Then why not give a ten? 45:55.280 --> 45:56.920 Must be his height complex kicking in. 45:57.040 --> 45:58.160 Yeah, a little. 45:58.520 --> 46:00.720 -Because nobody can screw with a tall guy. -No worries. 46:02.040 --> 46:04.440 -That is so true. -Guys like us are way behind you. 46:05.080 --> 46:07.040 I can bend down a bit, bro. Not a problem. 46:11.640 --> 46:13.800 -Bhuvan bhai? -Bro, ten, ten, ten! 46:13.880 --> 46:15.080 Amazing. 46:15.680 --> 46:16.680 -Sir. -Mukesh sir. 46:17.040 --> 46:17.880 Nine. 46:18.320 --> 46:19.200 Nine. 46:19.560 --> 46:20.600 Bro, ten out of ten, bro. 46:22.040 --> 46:24.520 That makes your average 9.5. 46:26.440 --> 46:27.320 Oh. 46:35.720 --> 46:36.920 Nine point five! 46:47.000 --> 46:48.280 Seven crore! 46:54.800 --> 46:57.720 -Congratulations to you. -Thank you so much, brother. 46:59.760 --> 47:00.600 I love you, brother. 47:00.680 --> 47:04.120 You win 100,000 rupees! 47:04.360 --> 47:05.600 Oh, brother! 47:05.840 --> 47:08.160 What will you do with this prize money? 47:10.280 --> 47:12.080 100,000 is a lot of money, brother. 47:12.160 --> 47:13.400 Though I give seven crore. 47:13.640 --> 47:14.520 But you… 47:19.360 --> 47:22.960 -Bro, your real voice, please. -Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. 47:23.080 --> 47:24.200 Hi, guys! How's everyone doing? 47:26.200 --> 47:28.480 -What a guy, man! He's too funny. -Well done. 47:28.560 --> 47:29.520 -What a guy! -Amazing. 47:29.600 --> 47:31.520 -Thank you, guys. -And on top of that, 47:31.680 --> 47:34.640 you get the Ai+ Nova 2 Pro. 47:34.720 --> 47:36.160 Oh, "Phone a Friend." 47:39.080 --> 47:39.920 Let's go. 47:40.720 --> 47:42.480 And you get… 47:43.280 --> 47:46.560 -50,000 rupees from District. -Where are you gonna stick this, bro? 47:48.360 --> 47:49.760 Fuck, even this is shorter than you. 47:49.840 --> 47:50.680 Yes, man. 47:53.800 --> 47:57.440 So you can go to any District and get 50-- Sorry. 47:57.520 --> 48:00.360 You can go to any restaurant, use the District app, 48:00.440 --> 48:02.480 and dine for up to 50,000 rupees. 48:02.560 --> 48:05.360 Awesome, man! I just got hungry. Brilliant. 48:05.440 --> 48:07.640 -Can I use it right away? Is it active? -Yeah, it is. 48:07.720 --> 48:08.760 -Very well. -Okay? 48:08.840 --> 48:10.600 -Thank you so much for joining. -Thanks a lot, brother. 48:10.680 --> 48:11.880 -I love you so much. -Nice to meet you. 48:11.960 --> 48:12.800 Bro, 48:13.520 --> 48:15.320 definitely come to my office. 48:15.400 --> 48:17.680 Three auditions confirmed. I'll see them myself. 48:17.760 --> 48:20.600 -Thank you very much. -Let's fucking go, man! Mukesh bhai! 48:20.880 --> 48:22.920 But what a guy. Thank you so much for that, Mukesh sir.