WEBVTT 00:05.680 --> 00:08.000 Welcome to India's Got Latent. 00:10.400 --> 00:12.600 Are we ready to start the show? 00:14.520 --> 00:16.679 Let me ask you this one more time. 00:16.680 --> 00:22.760 Are we ready to start Ai+ Nova Presents India's Got Latent? 00:23.200 --> 00:25.440 Quick delivery partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:25.560 --> 00:27.479 Protein partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:27.480 --> 00:29.439 Fragrance partner, Wild Stone. 00:29.440 --> 00:31.480 Making out-- Sorry. Make plans… 00:33.040 --> 00:36.080 Make plans and go out partner, District. 00:36.280 --> 00:38.720 We have a banger panel for you. 00:38.840 --> 00:41.600 This panel is going to blow your minds. 00:41.760 --> 00:43.600 I've been posting episodes for a while. 00:43.720 --> 00:45.600 Don't look behind. I'll introduce them. 00:47.200 --> 00:49.279 You know, after such a long wait 00:49.280 --> 00:51.279 and getting screwed over so badly, I restarted this show. 00:51.280 --> 00:52.839 So I took it easy 00:52.840 --> 00:54.480 for the first two or three episodes. 00:55.120 --> 00:55.960 Right? 00:58.800 --> 01:01.720 Yeah! So people started saying the show had lost its spark. 01:03.120 --> 01:05.200 Make some noise for Rakhi Sawant! 01:26.720 --> 01:29.080 Make some noise for Ashneer Grover! 01:32.760 --> 01:34.320 Balraj Ghai! 01:35.360 --> 01:37.640 And Kushagra Srivastava! 01:48.400 --> 01:50.160 This is amazing. 01:50.360 --> 01:51.720 What a panel. 01:52.200 --> 01:53.840 - What a panel. - What a panel. 01:54.600 --> 01:55.920 Welcome, Ashneer bhai. 01:56.480 --> 01:57.800 Give it up for Ashneer ji. 02:01.400 --> 02:02.840 You look a bit terrified. 02:04.080 --> 02:07.280 I'd barely gotten the last FIR quashed, and you called me back. 02:07.520 --> 02:09.600 No, don't worry. You can speak freely. 02:09.840 --> 02:11.400 Just like you did on the Kotak call. 02:16.280 --> 02:17.320 How are you, Ashneer bhai? 02:17.600 --> 02:19.439 - All good. - All good? 02:19.440 --> 02:20.880 Why do you look so quiet? 02:21.360 --> 02:22.440 I'm just like this. 02:22.640 --> 02:24.120 You were like this in front of Salman bhai too. 02:26.880 --> 02:28.919 But on a serious note, 02:28.920 --> 02:31.200 Ashneer ji has built many unicorns. 02:31.320 --> 02:33.240 And Salman bhai made a horse out of him. 02:38.040 --> 02:39.520 - Love you, man. - That didn't happen. 02:39.720 --> 02:41.520 The trolls kept saying, 02:41.760 --> 02:44.599 "Just watch, Salman will call you to his farmhouse." 02:44.600 --> 02:45.680 But he never did. 02:47.360 --> 02:48.440 - You wanted to go? - Have you been there? 02:49.080 --> 02:49.920 Have you been there? 02:50.240 --> 02:51.680 - Where? - To Salman's farmhouse? 02:52.360 --> 02:54.640 Yeah, I saw you. He was having his way with you. 02:57.840 --> 02:59.400 I saw it with my own eyes. 03:04.400 --> 03:07.200 The last time Ashneer bhai was on a panel, 03:07.480 --> 03:09.400 he didn't let them release the show. 03:10.040 --> 03:11.800 I would just like to tell you, Ashneer ji, 03:12.360 --> 03:13.920 unlike Aashish Solanki, 03:14.480 --> 03:16.120 I have a good legal team. 03:19.400 --> 03:20.240 We'll see. 03:22.760 --> 03:24.640 We already have your signature. 03:26.440 --> 03:27.600 He had my signature too. 03:29.000 --> 03:31.400 He got scared seeing how much you asked for. 03:31.560 --> 03:32.520 I have the money. 03:36.760 --> 03:38.480 This is definitely airing. 03:39.880 --> 03:41.200 Do you know Ashneer, Rakhi ji? 03:43.040 --> 03:45.240 I know his wife, Madhuri ji. 03:46.040 --> 03:48.480 - Yeah. - She really roasts my wife. 03:48.600 --> 03:50.119 - She's in Lock Upp. - Tell me this. 03:50.120 --> 03:50.960 Yeah. 03:51.120 --> 03:52.520 With your face, 03:53.200 --> 03:55.440 how can you call my wife duck-faced? 04:00.040 --> 04:02.640 You must have a mirror at home. 04:03.240 --> 04:06.440 Otherwise, you can use the selfie camera on this Ai+ phone. 04:10.400 --> 04:11.879 My job is to roast. 04:11.880 --> 04:14.320 Right? Or else why would Netflix have me on Lock Upp? 04:14.720 --> 04:15.879 Just because her name is Madhuri, 04:15.880 --> 04:18.760 she thinks she's Madhuri Dixit. 04:19.040 --> 04:21.000 Your wife has a duck face. 04:22.120 --> 04:22.960 Yeah. 04:23.560 --> 04:24.400 So-- 04:25.120 --> 04:26.320 - I'm scared of no one. - By the way… 04:26.800 --> 04:29.759 So, baby, your wife's inside Lock Upp, and I'm out here. 04:29.760 --> 04:32.040 Let's do some rising and falling. 04:35.800 --> 04:37.439 Oh, my God. But Rakhi ji, 04:37.440 --> 04:38.439 thank you so much for joining. 04:38.440 --> 04:40.720 You're so beautiful. You look so good today. 04:41.080 --> 04:41.920 Yeah. 04:48.560 --> 04:50.440 Ashneer is grover-ing. 04:59.160 --> 05:00.839 All jokes aside, Rakhi Sawant was the first person 05:00.840 --> 05:03.480 to support me during my controversy. 05:03.760 --> 05:06.600 And that's when I realized I must be the one in the wrong. 05:11.320 --> 05:13.040 Are you complimenting me or roasting me? 05:14.000 --> 05:14.840 You guess. 05:16.120 --> 05:17.760 Have you seen any of Rakhi ji's work? 05:19.200 --> 05:20.720 I mean, does she even work? 05:22.240 --> 05:23.880 Keep poking her, and she'll hand it right back. 05:27.400 --> 05:29.560 Give it up for Rakhi Sawant, guys! 05:33.280 --> 05:34.800 You're looking really beautiful today. 05:35.440 --> 05:36.360 This… 05:36.800 --> 05:38.400 I mean, for him. 05:38.600 --> 05:40.320 - For him? - For Mr. Vulgar. 05:41.640 --> 05:43.520 - "For Mr. Vulgar." - Mr. Vulgar. 05:43.840 --> 05:45.679 Yeah, I was a bit scared at first 05:45.680 --> 05:48.079 because I'd just finished reacting to Lock Upp, 05:48.080 --> 05:49.600 and his wife, Madhuri, was on it. 05:51.000 --> 05:54.439 Later, I found out her husband was coming here. 05:54.440 --> 05:56.080 So I thought, I'll have my way with him today. 05:57.800 --> 06:00.240 Because he's all alone here, right? In the rain. 06:00.600 --> 06:02.320 Drop by drop, the rain fell… 06:07.800 --> 06:09.279 You know, Rakhi ji, he-- 06:09.280 --> 06:11.320 Shut up, I'm tired of coming on you. 06:14.160 --> 06:16.000 I mean, tired of coming on your show. 06:17.320 --> 06:20.040 Now, I have a new guy to play with. Wow! 06:20.600 --> 06:22.239 No, I was just saying… 06:22.240 --> 06:24.440 You know, he's worth five billion, right? 06:28.160 --> 06:29.600 But he's wearing clothes from Lokhandwala. 06:32.000 --> 06:32.880 Really? 06:33.600 --> 06:34.519 Oh, my God. 06:34.520 --> 06:35.720 Darling, I'm with you. 06:39.640 --> 06:40.760 Who is this clown? 06:43.200 --> 06:44.360 Rakhi Sawant! 06:48.160 --> 06:50.359 He's a friend. I asked him to come on Latent, 06:50.360 --> 06:52.520 but I didn't know he'd come sit on the panel. 06:54.040 --> 06:56.800 I want the full experience. I'm hitting the police station next. 06:57.720 --> 07:00.200 - Full Latent experience. - They won't hurt a hair on your head. 07:03.640 --> 07:04.800 Catch me if you can. 07:05.040 --> 07:06.039 But thanks for coming. 07:06.040 --> 07:07.719 You're a fantastic comedian, 07:07.720 --> 07:08.920 - Thank you. - and I love you, brother. 07:11.600 --> 07:14.160 Have you really not seen any of my work? 07:18.120 --> 07:20.720 I want to see your work, but you keep showing us something else. 07:24.240 --> 07:25.160 You will see it today! 07:30.880 --> 07:32.319 Hello! He's acting scared, 07:32.320 --> 07:34.400 but he is actually excited. 07:35.560 --> 07:38.920 And apart from Ashneer, we have another failed entrepreneur. 07:40.880 --> 07:41.800 - Gentleman! - Gentleman! 07:42.040 --> 07:44.440 You know, this whole place belongs to his dad. 07:44.560 --> 07:48.479 And he actually took Habitat's valuation to 200 million rupees. 07:48.480 --> 07:51.160 - Hey, thanks, guys. - It started at a billion. 07:53.640 --> 07:54.520 That's just… 07:55.600 --> 07:58.119 Brother, you know it's thanks to comics like you 07:58.120 --> 08:00.400 that the venue's valuation keeps dropping. 08:03.120 --> 08:05.519 Alright! Should we begin the fucking show? 08:05.520 --> 08:07.079 Yeah! 08:07.080 --> 08:08.880 Make some noise for the first act. 08:09.040 --> 08:10.600 Sarthak Mudgal. 08:10.760 --> 08:12.480 Wow. 08:27.800 --> 08:28.760 What do I do with this? 08:28.920 --> 08:30.720 Just give us some sound effects at the start. Rakhi ma'am… 08:30.920 --> 08:32.240 You gave it to the wrong person. 08:39.760 --> 08:41.159 Why are you shaking it down there? 08:43.679 --> 08:45.239 As soon as I play the guitar, 08:45.240 --> 08:48.239 just play the sound effect for the vibe. 08:48.240 --> 08:49.639 When I give you a thumbs-up, 08:49.640 --> 08:51.319 please stop the sound effect. 08:51.320 --> 08:52.720 Bro, if your thumb is up, 08:52.840 --> 08:53.720 how will you play it? 08:54.560 --> 08:55.440 I'll use this hand. 08:56.040 --> 08:56.880 Okay. 09:15.920 --> 09:16.760 Let's go. 10:08.840 --> 10:09.720 Shout, "Oye." 10:10.160 --> 10:11.079 Come on! 10:11.080 --> 10:12.360 Two! Three! 10:12.840 --> 10:14.240 Four! Five! 10:15.560 --> 10:17.320 One, two, three, four… 10:24.040 --> 10:25.120 Four! 10:28.920 --> 10:29.760 Nice. 10:30.920 --> 10:31.840 Come on! 10:36.080 --> 10:37.640 Time's up. 10:41.200 --> 10:42.320 Oh, my God! 10:44.000 --> 10:45.200 That was amazing, man. 10:47.160 --> 10:49.080 So I give us a ten. 10:51.840 --> 10:53.200 Incredible, man. 10:53.360 --> 10:55.119 - You breathed life into us… - Thank you, bro. 10:55.120 --> 10:56.080 by putting us to work. 10:59.000 --> 11:01.080 I hurt my hand from shaking it so much. 11:02.040 --> 11:03.080 Oh, my God. 11:03.400 --> 11:05.520 I'm the only one in all of India who does this. 11:06.440 --> 11:07.479 I literally locked myself in. 11:07.480 --> 11:09.920 Locked myself in a room and cut everyone off. 11:10.440 --> 11:11.840 That's how I got this skill. 11:12.000 --> 11:14.119 - But hearing "Ah" coming from inside, - So, you-- 11:14.120 --> 11:15.720 didn't your parents ask what was going on? 11:17.480 --> 11:19.520 You know, those sounds from inside. 11:23.160 --> 11:24.000 Oh, my God. 11:24.800 --> 11:26.480 But this "Ah" is worth it, bro. 11:29.600 --> 11:31.160 Loved it, man. It was so good. 11:31.280 --> 11:33.360 - Thank you, bro. - You're so confident, bro. 11:34.000 --> 11:35.000 What did you bring today? 11:35.840 --> 11:36.840 I brought my soul, bro. 11:39.440 --> 11:41.999 - Yeah. - You have so many tattoos. 11:42.000 --> 11:42.919 Yeah. 11:42.920 --> 11:44.240 Tell us your favorite one. 11:44.920 --> 11:46.160 That's me playing the piano. 11:46.560 --> 11:48.240 - You got a tattoo of yourself? - Yeah, I did. 11:49.040 --> 11:51.080 - Okay? - You're such a narcissist, man. 11:51.440 --> 11:53.600 - Just a bit. - Two are already next to me. 11:55.400 --> 11:56.720 - Now you too. - Yes. 11:57.200 --> 11:59.600 A bit. Not a narcissist, but yeah, I enjoy it. 11:59.760 --> 12:00.920 - Tattoo-- - Did you see the one here? 12:01.160 --> 12:02.080 It's Illuminati. 12:02.600 --> 12:03.880 - You're Illuminati? - Yes. 12:04.040 --> 12:05.000 Are you a part of it? 12:08.360 --> 12:09.840 Is that a deep question? 12:11.720 --> 12:12.999 - I mean-- - "I am, and I'm not." 12:13.000 --> 12:15.280 I mean, I get emails from the Illuminati. 12:15.600 --> 12:18.200 And it's really weird. After my first Illuminati tattoo, 12:18.800 --> 12:20.840 I got an email at my personal email address 12:21.000 --> 12:22.640 that read, "Dear Sarthak Mudgal." 12:23.400 --> 12:24.640 The whole email was blank. 12:25.200 --> 12:26.720 "From now on, we're watching you." 12:27.200 --> 12:28.640 And you can't reply to that email. 12:28.840 --> 12:30.480 I got the same from the cyber cell. 12:35.600 --> 12:37.200 And replying to it was mandatory. 12:38.840 --> 12:41.679 - I couldn't even reply to it. - Imagine, even he has a male. 12:41.680 --> 12:42.520 What about you? 12:42.640 --> 12:44.080 Oh. 12:44.600 --> 12:45.840 Where is your male? 12:51.240 --> 12:52.600 Man, this guy's scared of me. 12:53.000 --> 12:54.520 It's not like I'm going to suck you dry… 12:55.640 --> 12:56.480 of your blood. 12:56.800 --> 12:58.520 No, he's the one sucking investors dry. 13:00.800 --> 13:01.799 No, I keep watching. 13:01.800 --> 13:03.480 His car stops all the traffic. 13:03.640 --> 13:04.559 - Whose car? - Mine? 13:04.560 --> 13:05.720 - His car, in Gurgaon. - Oh, his. 13:05.920 --> 13:07.840 Yeah, investors are chasing him down for their money. 13:09.120 --> 13:10.400 "Hey, there he goes, there he goes." 13:11.000 --> 13:11.919 "There he goes." 13:11.920 --> 13:12.760 I can see dead people. 13:13.200 --> 13:14.159 - Oh! - Okay. 13:14.160 --> 13:15.000 - Yes. - Oh, my God. 13:15.160 --> 13:17.480 I see a shadow. I see a ghost. 13:18.080 --> 13:19.079 And I'm telling the truth, 13:19.080 --> 13:19.920 I'm not joking. 13:20.320 --> 13:22.159 "Where is it? Who do you see?" 13:22.160 --> 13:23.000 Right here with Samay bhai. 13:23.920 --> 13:24.840 Am I a ghost?! 13:30.920 --> 13:32.800 Oh, man! Do something, bro! 13:36.840 --> 13:37.680 Where did it go? 13:38.280 --> 13:39.200 What? Did your wig fall off? 13:39.360 --> 13:40.200 Oh! 13:42.000 --> 13:42.920 Where did it go? 13:43.280 --> 13:46.079 - It's on your head. - Let me go, man. I wanna leave. 13:46.080 --> 13:48.880 - Should we call someone? - Man, fix this for continuity's sake. 13:51.680 --> 13:53.280 Where the fuck did that shit go? 13:57.400 --> 13:59.840 - It's here. - Why was it with you? 14:03.240 --> 14:04.240 Just put it on. 14:05.200 --> 14:07.759 It says you know who you were in a past life. 14:07.760 --> 14:08.920 - Yes. - Who were you? 14:09.280 --> 14:12.399 I was a kid who fell from the top floor and died, 14:12.400 --> 14:14.919 and I was the only kid in that family 14:14.920 --> 14:15.840 who played the tabla. 14:16.560 --> 14:18.440 When I was born, my ears were already pierced. 14:18.880 --> 14:19.919 - No-- - Are you dead now? 14:19.920 --> 14:21.680 - Are you dead? - I'm alive. 14:22.000 --> 14:23.280 I told my dad about this. 14:23.440 --> 14:25.520 My dad was there. There was a dholak maker, 14:25.920 --> 14:27.120 a guy making a dholak. 14:27.400 --> 14:29.279 I told my dad I had to tell him something. 14:29.280 --> 14:30.319 I was six. 14:30.320 --> 14:32.080 I told him, "You're not my dad." 14:32.440 --> 14:33.360 "Actually, he's my dad." 14:33.480 --> 14:35.920 Balraj tells his son the reverse of this every day. 14:39.560 --> 14:43.519 You're either a good storyteller or just fucked up. 14:43.520 --> 14:45.159 I can't understand it. 14:45.160 --> 14:46.519 - Bro… - I'm scared of you right now. 14:46.520 --> 14:48.079 - Really fucked up. - Cabbages have worms 14:48.080 --> 14:49.120 that get into your brain. 14:53.000 --> 14:54.440 It was all over the news. 14:57.480 --> 14:58.840 Alright, man. Sarthak bhai, 14:59.000 --> 15:00.440 your music was so good. 15:00.680 --> 15:02.360 - Thank you. - Just went downhill from there. 15:04.320 --> 15:07.160 You put all the energy in us just to suck it out. 15:07.400 --> 15:09.119 He put everyone to work. 15:09.120 --> 15:11.320 - Sorry. - Yeah, I need to sleep tonight. 15:11.440 --> 15:12.640 Now tell us a good story, fucker. 15:12.760 --> 15:13.640 Go ahead, ask. 15:16.400 --> 15:17.840 Tell us about fairies. 15:18.080 --> 15:19.440 - About who? - Fairies. 15:19.800 --> 15:21.280 - About fairies? What kind? - Yes. 15:22.720 --> 15:25.919 Oh, not those Malad ferries that take people back and forth. 15:25.920 --> 15:26.920 Not those ones. 15:27.560 --> 15:29.999 You just talked about demons. Now talk about fairies-- 15:30.000 --> 15:32.519 - Nice stories. Give us a positive vibe. - About angels… 15:32.520 --> 15:33.439 - Well, I-- - They are here-- 15:33.440 --> 15:34.880 Look at all these beautiful angels here. 15:35.160 --> 15:36.080 Bro, say something now. 15:38.160 --> 15:39.680 I'm just waiting. 15:40.360 --> 15:41.279 Why should I speak? 15:41.280 --> 15:44.760 Are you able to see the ghosts of his investors' portfolios? 15:46.360 --> 15:48.319 He's rich, so he's not speaking. 15:48.320 --> 15:49.840 I have nothing. I'm poor. 15:50.280 --> 15:51.640 That's why I have to speak. 15:52.400 --> 15:54.639 Bro, you talked so much about chilling. 15:54.640 --> 15:55.880 Where are your friends? 15:56.400 --> 15:57.439 My friends? 15:57.440 --> 15:58.600 - Yes. - Don't you see them around him? 15:58.760 --> 16:00.600 - They-- - Come on, man! 16:01.080 --> 16:02.240 There are 23 of them. 16:02.480 --> 16:03.360 Oh. 16:03.920 --> 16:05.240 But genuinely, friends… 16:06.000 --> 16:07.200 I have one friend in life. 16:07.880 --> 16:08.720 Since second grade. 16:09.040 --> 16:10.640 A famous wildlife photographer. 16:10.800 --> 16:12.360 Takes great photos of lions. 16:12.600 --> 16:14.560 - Where did he jump from? - What? 16:17.520 --> 16:18.559 Lastly, it says here. 16:18.560 --> 16:20.679 "If you got one wish from a genie, 16:20.680 --> 16:23.280 you'd go on a dinner date with Osho." 16:23.680 --> 16:25.880 I really believe in Osho, bro. I listen to him. 16:26.520 --> 16:29.439 Before dying, Osho kept saying someone stole his 40 million. 16:29.440 --> 16:32.040 "Kept saying"? Was he your cousin? "Kept saying." 16:33.480 --> 16:34.599 - Osho used to say, - Yes. 16:34.600 --> 16:36.400 "Someone stole my $40 million." 16:36.640 --> 16:37.480 What did you just do? 16:38.000 --> 16:39.920 - 40… - That's Osho's accent. 16:40.120 --> 16:41.399 - $40 million. - $40 million. 16:41.400 --> 16:44.359 So about that $40 million, I want to date Osho 16:44.360 --> 16:45.560 and ask, "Who robbed you?" 16:45.840 --> 16:48.439 So call him. You see spirits, right? Call him. 16:48.440 --> 16:49.760 - Samay bhai, can I tell you something? - Yes. 16:50.000 --> 16:51.519 - Yeah, call him, call him! - That-- 16:51.520 --> 16:53.080 He's standing right next to you. 16:54.400 --> 16:55.360 I'll ask him. 16:57.920 --> 16:59.680 He gave you a zero. 17:03.160 --> 17:05.359 Give it up for Sarthak! 17:08.079 --> 17:09.440 Time to score Sarthak. 17:09.560 --> 17:12.078 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - You were fantastic. And… 17:12.079 --> 17:13.279 - Thank you, Rakhi ma'am. It was an honor. - You-- 17:13.280 --> 17:14.200 - Thank you, Balraj bhai. - Yeah, very nice. 17:14.520 --> 17:15.919 I'll give you a nine out of ten. 17:15.920 --> 17:16.839 Thank you, bro. 17:17.079 --> 17:18.239 Yeah, nine out of ten. 17:18.240 --> 17:19.439 - Thank you, bro. - Nine. 17:19.440 --> 17:21.399 - Thank you, bro. - I'm giving you a full ten. 17:21.400 --> 17:22.799 Never see me after today. 17:22.800 --> 17:23.720 Thank you, bro. 17:25.280 --> 17:27.040 It's a ten out of ten from me. 17:27.200 --> 17:28.319 - Okay. Thank you, bro. - Great job. 17:29.240 --> 17:31.840 That makes your average 9.5. 17:33.480 --> 17:36.480 Nine! Oh, no! 17:36.680 --> 17:37.599 It's alright. 17:37.600 --> 17:38.920 Just standing here is a big deal. 17:39.120 --> 17:41.120 You should've asked the ghost to add 0.5. 17:43.880 --> 17:45.640 Make some noise for our next act, 17:46.200 --> 17:48.280 Surabhi Vanzara. 17:51.720 --> 17:52.640 Yeah? Should I? 17:53.080 --> 17:54.240 Hi, I'm Surabhi. 17:55.200 --> 17:56.560 I'm a stand-up comedian. 17:56.840 --> 18:00.560 And I work for a rich Gujarati family… 18:01.120 --> 18:02.280 as a housewife. 18:04.680 --> 18:06.999 When I tell people I'm a housewife, 18:07.000 --> 18:09.200 they say, "You don't look like one." 18:09.680 --> 18:11.920 That's why I brought a rolling pin. 18:12.920 --> 18:14.240 To show them how I roll. 18:15.080 --> 18:16.200 You don't think so? 18:16.840 --> 18:18.000 Come here, I'll roll you. 18:18.440 --> 18:19.560 You don't think so? 18:20.280 --> 18:23.400 Why judge everything by looks? 18:23.600 --> 18:25.520 Yeah? She's talking. Listen to her. 18:26.280 --> 18:28.480 I used to work before I got married. 18:28.800 --> 18:32.400 I was told, "Quit your job. We have plenty of money." 18:32.760 --> 18:35.800 Whenever someone tells you to quit your job because they have plenty of money, 18:35.920 --> 18:39.560 unmarried girls should ask, "Will you give it to me?" 18:42.160 --> 18:44.200 Don't just go along with it. 18:46.240 --> 18:48.400 Having money is a fact. 18:48.800 --> 18:50.880 Giving it to you is intent. 18:52.800 --> 18:54.800 My life used to be pretty happening. 18:55.840 --> 18:59.440 For five years, I was in a live-in relationship with the same man. 18:59.680 --> 19:02.520 Okay? Five years, it was a lot of fun. 19:02.800 --> 19:05.880 We didn't match horoscopes, but our traits matched. 19:06.320 --> 19:08.519 He liked to talk after drinking, 19:08.520 --> 19:10.040 and I liked to listen while high. 19:11.360 --> 19:14.160 Perfect couple. Perfect, you know? 19:14.400 --> 19:17.359 I ask people what they want in a partner. 19:17.360 --> 19:19.880 - Some say loyalty-- - Hey, he stopped it. 19:26.800 --> 19:28.080 What just happened? 19:28.240 --> 19:29.640 He turned off her mic. 19:30.520 --> 19:31.719 - He-- - Is my time up? 19:31.720 --> 19:32.840 He… 19:33.040 --> 19:35.200 - I think it was over. Yeah. - It was over. 19:35.400 --> 19:36.600 We were already done, man. 19:37.520 --> 19:39.000 What was that, Surabhi ji? 19:39.440 --> 19:41.080 What? This was stand-up. 19:41.240 --> 19:42.240 Well, you were standing. 19:43.400 --> 19:44.440 Rakhi ji. 19:44.680 --> 19:47.040 After this, I'm starting to become interested in you. 19:50.280 --> 19:51.720 Amazing. 19:55.240 --> 19:56.839 How bad was your act 19:56.840 --> 19:58.520 that he ended up liking her? 19:58.800 --> 20:01.480 No, it wasn't bad. It was really good. 20:02.240 --> 20:04.919 How long have you been trying to do stand-up comedy? 20:04.920 --> 20:07.319 Two years-- I'm not trying. I'm doing it. 20:07.320 --> 20:09.279 - My show is listed, okay? - Really? 20:09.280 --> 20:11.280 - It's listed here. - Where? 20:11.760 --> 20:12.679 Where? 20:12.680 --> 20:14.319 It's listed at Habitat too. 20:14.320 --> 20:15.160 Alright. 20:15.520 --> 20:16.520 This… 20:20.000 --> 20:22.079 - So-- - I'll come destroy the venue for this one. 20:22.080 --> 20:23.000 This… 20:26.840 --> 20:29.199 Surabhi Vanzara. 20:29.200 --> 20:30.360 Surabhi, you should be in Vantara. 20:34.920 --> 20:37.320 That place is owned by Gujaratis too, okay? 20:37.600 --> 20:39.519 Okay? Yes. 20:39.520 --> 20:42.799 Gujaratis are the richest people in this country right now. 20:42.800 --> 20:44.760 Kashmiris shouldn't even be talking. 20:47.280 --> 20:49.599 - Excuse me. - I told you I'd roll you out. 20:49.600 --> 20:51.839 Got my rolling pin for backup. 20:51.840 --> 20:53.160 - Okay? - As a Kashmiri… 20:53.480 --> 20:54.480 You just keep quiet. 20:57.520 --> 20:58.440 Hold on. 20:59.520 --> 21:01.679 - As a Kashmiri-- - Okay, look, 21:01.680 --> 21:03.040 - the thing is-- - Hear me out! 21:03.680 --> 21:05.439 She's not gonna let you speak. 21:05.440 --> 21:07.359 - Go on. You! - As a Kashmiri-- Mother-- 21:07.360 --> 21:08.720 Let me talk! 21:09.680 --> 21:11.760 They don't let me speak at home either. 21:12.040 --> 21:15.079 - Same story here. - Surabhi ji, sorry, one second. 21:15.080 --> 21:16.920 - Go on. - Yes, yes, it's a dialogue. 21:17.040 --> 21:18.519 - A dialogue, right? You brought up - Yes. 21:18.520 --> 21:19.919 - Kashmir, and all that. - It's a dialogue. 21:19.920 --> 21:21.839 - I'm saying-- - I'm scared. 21:21.840 --> 21:23.120 Come on! 21:24.400 --> 21:26.160 Do you want genuine stand-up advice? 21:26.440 --> 21:27.359 Yes. 21:27.360 --> 21:29.319 - You didn't take a pause. - Not from you. 21:29.320 --> 21:31.239 The 90-second timer was running. 21:31.240 --> 21:33.320 So you should've paused for 90 seconds. 21:42.080 --> 21:43.879 We want you to do something… 21:43.880 --> 21:45.480 Some kind of performance that-- 21:45.760 --> 21:48.359 - An elephant and an ant… - Yeah, go on. 21:48.360 --> 21:50.519 Yeah, I mean, both of them… 21:50.520 --> 21:52.400 This is a story from her Vantara days. 21:54.840 --> 21:58.840 No! The joke is based on the average IQ of this place. 21:59.760 --> 22:01.239 - Oh, my God! - Okay? 22:01.240 --> 22:02.920 So an elephant and an ant 22:03.760 --> 22:05.320 went to a club. 22:05.800 --> 22:09.520 And they created a panel show. 22:10.000 --> 22:13.200 And then such crazy things happened-- 22:13.360 --> 22:16.080 That ant was abroad and… 22:16.680 --> 22:17.760 That's it. 22:19.160 --> 22:22.320 But truly, as a housewife, you sure know how to bore us. 22:24.640 --> 22:26.560 You give off major Komolika vibes. 22:26.920 --> 22:28.439 - Okay. - I could hear the score going 22:28.440 --> 22:29.800 "Nika" while you talked. 22:31.440 --> 22:32.439 Nika… 22:32.440 --> 22:35.280 If it plays behind you, it'd seem very appropriate. 22:35.680 --> 22:37.320 Looks like you'll fly away on a broom. 22:38.560 --> 22:39.840 What's your name, sir? 22:43.480 --> 22:45.160 I seriously don't know. 22:46.280 --> 22:47.840 I do know everybody else. 22:49.840 --> 22:50.759 That was a good one. 22:50.760 --> 22:52.479 No, I really don't know. 22:52.480 --> 22:54.600 See, I'm just trying to push you so this comes out. 22:55.360 --> 22:57.880 "For my housekeeper to fall in love with me." 22:58.080 --> 22:59.760 That's the wish you wrote here. 23:00.160 --> 23:03.319 Yeah, because as a housewife, the biggest thing 23:03.320 --> 23:05.480 in my life is my house help. 23:06.000 --> 23:07.399 Because when she doesn't come, 23:07.400 --> 23:09.279 I get very mentally disturbed. 23:09.280 --> 23:10.999 - And the house-- - So she didn't come today? 23:11.000 --> 23:11.840 Yeah? 23:13.720 --> 23:15.240 - She did. - She did? 23:15.440 --> 23:17.319 And this is your normal. 23:17.320 --> 23:20.000 No, no, this is all thanks to you. 23:20.120 --> 23:22.200 Meeting you is not easy, Samay. 23:23.240 --> 23:25.320 It's quite mentally disturbing. 23:25.480 --> 23:27.600 You disturb the entire country. 23:30.920 --> 23:31.760 See? 23:32.120 --> 23:34.479 Were you nervous today? Because of me? 23:34.480 --> 23:37.159 - What happened? Explain. - Don't flatter yourself. 23:37.160 --> 23:39.599 I said mentally disturbed, not nervous. 23:39.600 --> 23:40.920 You got disturbed around me? 23:41.120 --> 23:42.000 Slightly. 23:43.240 --> 23:45.360 This thing you tied around here, tie it a little tighter. 23:50.040 --> 23:53.759 Surabhi, I extend a hand of friendship, and you do this. 23:53.760 --> 23:55.880 No, I even extended a hand of friendship 23:56.040 --> 23:58.520 so we could meet at the same level. 23:58.720 --> 24:00.240 You want to drop me that low? 24:01.840 --> 24:03.239 I'm just making jokes, okay? 24:03.240 --> 24:04.680 - Because someone has to. - Me too. 24:05.480 --> 24:07.599 - Me too. - Where are you making jokes, Surabhi ji? 24:07.600 --> 24:09.799 You'll need some time. Lag time. 24:09.800 --> 24:12.239 - Watch the edit. - Samay, my mind is fucked, 24:12.240 --> 24:13.240 just end this. 24:16.000 --> 24:17.120 I swear. 24:19.560 --> 24:21.320 Rakhi ji's been quiet for a while. 24:21.600 --> 24:23.680 Rakhi ji, what do you have to say 24:24.400 --> 24:25.599 to our upcoming comedian? 24:25.600 --> 24:27.600 I'm a huge Rakhi fan, by the way. 24:28.120 --> 24:30.279 I'm a huge-- You're an inspiration 24:30.280 --> 24:32.239 to every woman out there. 24:32.240 --> 24:33.679 - Thank you so much. - I really mean it. 24:33.680 --> 24:35.760 You're a huge inspiration. 24:35.880 --> 24:37.279 I don't even think-- I mean, 24:37.280 --> 24:40.520 you don't even know how many women you inspire every day 24:40.760 --> 24:42.799 with all the rubbish you talk. 24:42.800 --> 24:43.680 Yeah. 24:54.360 --> 24:55.320 I love you. 24:56.440 --> 24:58.280 She praised me so much. 24:58.560 --> 24:59.519 Until the last line. 24:59.520 --> 25:02.400 My mind-- I'll throw this chair at you. 25:02.720 --> 25:05.080 Don't you fuckers hold auditions? 25:12.560 --> 25:14.039 We really should hold auditions. 25:14.040 --> 25:15.999 Surabhi ji, you're very hit and miss. 25:16.000 --> 25:18.520 You either totally kill it or totally bomb. 25:19.200 --> 25:20.040 Yeah. 25:20.600 --> 25:23.400 No, but if Surabhi gets a good, solid script, 25:23.760 --> 25:25.279 - she can do her best. - Yeah. 25:25.280 --> 25:26.199 Yeah. 25:26.200 --> 25:27.920 She's actually doing very well without it. 25:28.120 --> 25:29.119 You shut up. 25:29.120 --> 25:31.520 This is your venue, so she's praising you. 25:31.640 --> 25:33.119 She has a show lined up here. 25:33.120 --> 25:34.520 I'm trying to sell tickets. 25:39.120 --> 25:41.320 I had a different kind of fun with you, to be honest. 25:42.280 --> 25:44.359 I give you an eight out of ten. 25:44.360 --> 25:46.680 Really? That much? Are you crazy? 25:50.600 --> 25:51.560 I give you a six. 25:52.680 --> 25:53.560 Six. 25:54.120 --> 25:55.039 Rakhi ji? 25:55.040 --> 25:56.040 I'll give you an eight. 25:58.280 --> 25:59.160 Four. 25:59.880 --> 26:00.840 Four. 26:02.360 --> 26:04.159 Surabhi, I'm not giving you marks 26:04.160 --> 26:05.679 for your performance. 26:05.680 --> 26:07.599 I'm only giving you marks for 26:07.600 --> 26:10.199 going head-to-head with Samay 26:10.200 --> 26:11.719 - Yeah. - and the panel, for the last, 26:11.720 --> 26:12.760 God knows how long. 26:12.920 --> 26:15.080 Just for that, it's a nine out of ten. 26:15.560 --> 26:17.439 Amazing. That's so sweet of you. 26:17.440 --> 26:19.920 And that makes your average a seven. 26:22.120 --> 26:23.679 - You gave yourself a ten? - Of course. 26:23.680 --> 26:24.600 Someone has to. 26:27.040 --> 26:28.800 Thank you so much, Surabhi ji. 26:29.040 --> 26:31.439 A huge round of applause for Surabhi! Come on. 26:31.440 --> 26:34.040 Make some noise for the next act, Maya! 26:37.800 --> 26:38.920 Where is Maya? 26:40.640 --> 26:42.160 Hey, she's stumbling in. 26:42.320 --> 26:43.600 - Is she drunk? - One minute. 26:47.480 --> 26:48.360 Hi, Maya. 26:48.880 --> 26:49.760 What you gonna do? 26:49.880 --> 26:50.840 Hi, Maya. 26:52.240 --> 26:53.720 - She froze. - Is Maya an introvert? 26:54.160 --> 26:55.040 Hey! 26:55.800 --> 26:57.640 Hey, Maya's trying to scare us. 26:59.600 --> 27:00.679 What is she going to do? 27:00.680 --> 27:02.120 Does Maya just build tension? 27:02.480 --> 27:04.200 Oh! Maya's about to do something. 27:20.080 --> 27:20.920 Boring. 27:22.520 --> 27:24.000 Because he was outstanding in the field. 27:25.480 --> 27:27.240 Predictable. Predictable. 27:27.480 --> 27:28.360 Third joke. 27:30.480 --> 27:31.560 Goddamn it! 27:33.160 --> 27:34.999 They brought me from the future, 27:35.000 --> 27:37.119 pulled some jokes from ChatGPT, 27:37.120 --> 27:38.800 shoved them into my system, and sent me. 27:39.320 --> 27:40.280 Assholes. 27:40.440 --> 27:42.760 These engineers know nothing about humor. 27:43.200 --> 27:45.079 They sit at laptops all day, 27:45.080 --> 27:47.399 then send me to India's Got Latent 27:47.400 --> 27:49.239 to act like they're cool. 27:49.240 --> 27:51.799 I was told to be scared of Samay. 27:51.800 --> 27:53.320 He roasts people a lot. 27:53.520 --> 27:54.520 Come on, ben-klot. 27:54.680 --> 27:55.800 I'm from the future. 27:56.040 --> 27:59.560 -"Ben-klot." - In 2047, Balraj is a changed man. 27:59.920 --> 28:03.040 He doesn't just love his kids, he loves every kid. 28:03.360 --> 28:04.799 And what can I even say about Samay? 28:04.800 --> 28:08.679 He's now known as the cleanest comedian in the world. 28:08.680 --> 28:10.879 Anyway, what should I do here? 28:10.880 --> 28:12.880 I'm not doing any poetry. 28:13.040 --> 28:14.600 I'm going to rap. 28:15.120 --> 28:16.039 Samay, what say? 28:16.040 --> 28:17.359 Let's have a rap battle. 28:17.360 --> 28:19.120 - Let's go! - Let's go! 28:23.920 --> 28:26.440 - Maya is drunk. - She drank a lot. 28:26.800 --> 28:28.839 - Maya drank way too much, man. - Maya-- 28:28.840 --> 28:30.360 Sukrut Deo from the future. 28:32.560 --> 28:34.079 She's here to rap with you. 28:34.080 --> 28:34.999 Here to rap? 28:35.000 --> 28:36.839 - Should I join her? - Rap battle. Yes. 28:36.840 --> 28:38.519 Okay. Should I begin the rap battle? 28:38.520 --> 28:39.520 - Yes. - All right. 28:40.760 --> 28:43.760 Don't drink alcohol Just to quench your thirst 28:44.000 --> 28:46.280 You can begin, because ladies first 28:53.280 --> 28:54.719 - Hey! - She's coming here. 28:54.720 --> 28:55.560 Get back. 28:55.680 --> 28:57.560 Hope she doesn't shoot lasers from her eyes. 28:58.880 --> 28:59.880 Just rap. 29:15.120 --> 29:16.039 - Maya fell. - She-- 29:16.040 --> 29:18.560 Just like those rappers, she hit us with "Maya out" and dipped. 29:19.560 --> 29:21.040 I have a gift for Maya. 29:21.800 --> 29:22.920 Hey, that's mine. 29:23.840 --> 29:25.320 Let's go. 29:29.120 --> 29:30.040 Maya. 29:30.400 --> 29:32.079 - Talwiinder. - Wow, wow, wow. 29:32.080 --> 29:33.040 Yeah. 29:33.800 --> 29:35.640 She's Rakhi Sawant 2.0. 29:36.400 --> 29:37.840 Bro, that's too scary. 29:38.800 --> 29:40.400 Bro, make her do something. 29:41.000 --> 29:43.120 Now I'll show you the magic of Avvatar Protein. 29:44.000 --> 29:44.840 Yeah. 29:46.640 --> 29:48.160 Yeah, break their robot. 29:48.520 --> 29:50.400 Avvatar Protein, number one. 29:51.440 --> 29:52.680 - Now look. Let her go. - Wow. 29:53.480 --> 29:54.439 Let go, trust me. 29:54.440 --> 29:55.520 Man, she got even looser. 29:56.600 --> 29:57.600 Avvatar Protein. 30:00.800 --> 30:01.759 So this is Maya. 30:01.760 --> 30:03.559 She was supposed to talk to you guys. 30:03.560 --> 30:05.640 I killed her in the battle, bro. 30:07.920 --> 30:09.199 No, her legs are moving. 30:09.200 --> 30:10.679 - Her legs are moving - They are moving? She's alive. 30:10.680 --> 30:11.880 - She's alive. - Legs are moving. 30:12.360 --> 30:14.479 - Her skirt is white… - Come on, Maya. 30:14.480 --> 30:16.519 Her skirt is white, her nose is red 30:16.520 --> 30:18.680 After battling me, ain't you dead? 30:21.880 --> 30:23.040 Maya, wake up! 30:24.560 --> 30:26.680 Oh, so you're reciting poetry now? 30:26.920 --> 30:29.680 I was aware of this talent. 30:29.840 --> 30:31.600 But did it have to be so dramatic? 30:32.880 --> 30:34.719 - Oh. - Wow. 30:34.720 --> 30:37.360 You're shaking like you smoked a joint 30:38.280 --> 30:40.360 You can't even stand up, what's the point? 30:42.160 --> 30:43.120 Sis? 30:43.760 --> 30:45.000 - Yeah, I'll give you-- - Not bad. 30:46.480 --> 30:47.720 I'm standing straight. 30:48.200 --> 30:51.160 You're just two-faced in front of Salman Khan. 30:51.400 --> 30:52.759 Hey, that's him, you drunk. 30:52.760 --> 30:54.440 He's the one. 31:01.680 --> 31:02.840 Wow! 31:04.080 --> 31:05.639 Let's dance with her. 31:05.640 --> 31:06.880 - Should we? - Yeah. 31:07.120 --> 31:08.399 - Come on! - Come on, Ashneer ji. 31:08.400 --> 31:10.760 - Come on, music… - Oh, come on, Ashneer ji. 31:11.800 --> 31:13.880 - Dance? Okay. - Come dance with us, Maya. 31:14.040 --> 31:14.920 Go on, do a step. 31:16.080 --> 31:17.000 Start the music. 31:18.040 --> 31:20.000 Come on, Rakhi ji and Ashneer ji. 31:50.160 --> 31:52.440 Wow! A big round of applause for Maya. 31:57.800 --> 31:59.240 Give it back! 32:09.680 --> 32:11.520 I'm sorry, baby. 32:11.920 --> 32:12.840 Love you, Maya. 32:14.240 --> 32:15.320 You baldy prick! 32:25.080 --> 32:25.999 I'll do the talking now. 32:26.000 --> 32:28.720 - Samay, did you notice something? - Thank you. 32:29.120 --> 32:31.800 - He offered his ass here too. - What, bro? 32:32.440 --> 32:33.999 - You saw that? - Is there another defect-- 32:34.000 --> 32:35.920 Keep quiet for two minutes, Maya. 32:36.920 --> 32:38.200 - Maya, shut the fuck up. - Maya, stop. 32:39.520 --> 32:41.200 Maya, go to sleep. 32:46.720 --> 32:48.479 - She fell asleep. - Oh, man. 32:48.480 --> 32:50.600 She's scary. Imagine her walking at home. 32:51.360 --> 32:52.920 - Wearing anklets. - She's scary. 32:53.440 --> 32:55.520 - She followed the order right away. - She's asleep. 32:55.800 --> 32:56.680 Fuck, man. 32:57.560 --> 32:59.000 Bro, you should invest in this. 33:00.040 --> 33:00.880 Sink this one too. 33:06.680 --> 33:08.319 His company is named ZeroPe 33:08.320 --> 33:10.680 because whatever he invests in goes to zero. 33:12.000 --> 33:13.240 Where did you buy this from? 33:13.440 --> 33:14.520 From China. 33:14.800 --> 33:16.640 Is buying a robot from China okay? 33:17.360 --> 33:19.840 China is making good robots cheap right now, 33:20.200 --> 33:21.920 - so… - Where are the good ones? 33:22.240 --> 33:24.400 It's good, and we'll make it even better. 33:24.880 --> 33:28.119 If Ashneer bhai funds us, we can build it from scratch ourselves. 33:28.120 --> 33:30.919 Ashneer ji, would you-- Imagine you're on Shark Tank… 33:30.920 --> 33:32.040 Can we name that show? 33:32.200 --> 33:34.800 - Yeah, yeah. - You're not on it. How can you decide? 33:37.000 --> 33:38.240 You asked, and I said yes. 33:38.880 --> 33:40.879 If you were in that show right now, 33:40.880 --> 33:43.039 - Okay. - would you invest in this? 33:43.040 --> 33:46.400 No, I mean, you're making a robot dance. Just singing and dancing. 33:46.560 --> 33:49.839 We've only made her dance so far. 33:49.840 --> 33:50.920 We'll do more later. 33:51.800 --> 33:54.000 A moment ago, you were just grinding your ass against it. 33:55.520 --> 33:57.560 Seriously, you were grinding your ass against it. 33:58.200 --> 34:00.360 He totally was! 34:01.040 --> 34:02.600 - And now-- - Ashneer! 34:02.840 --> 34:04.159 - Ashneer! - It stopped dancing because of that. 34:04.160 --> 34:05.760 Do you give ass? Are you an asshole? 34:07.160 --> 34:09.280 You were having a blast with it, Ashneer ji. 34:10.679 --> 34:11.800 - What happened? - I swear. 34:12.480 --> 34:15.479 - You had a blast. - Yeah, so why waste money just for fun? 34:15.480 --> 34:17.239 What else is money for? 34:18.320 --> 34:19.479 Why wouldn't you-- 34:19.480 --> 34:21.999 Maybe tell him. You can help out a young founder. 34:22.000 --> 34:24.760 It needs a genuine use case. Why is it just dancing? 34:24.880 --> 34:25.760 You… 34:25.920 --> 34:27.600 In a month, she'll make pani puri. 34:28.639 --> 34:30.320 What all have you taught her? 34:30.639 --> 34:32.879 I taught her to dance and sing. 34:32.880 --> 34:34.440 - Saw that. - I taught her to rap. 34:34.560 --> 34:37.399 And… I'm still teaching her more. 34:37.400 --> 34:38.920 What did you teach your kids? 34:39.840 --> 34:42.079 They're four. Right now I'm teaching them chess. 34:42.080 --> 34:43.040 To be alone. 34:43.239 --> 34:44.159 Yeah? 34:47.120 --> 34:49.119 Beautiful. I'd fully invest in this. 34:49.120 --> 34:50.399 What valuation are you looking for? 34:50.400 --> 34:51.520 I'm looking for 20 million. 34:51.800 --> 34:53.120 For ten percent. 34:53.760 --> 34:54.839 - You want 20 million? - How much? 34:54.840 --> 34:55.879 For ten percent. Yes. 34:55.880 --> 34:57.400 For ten percent. Is this a good deal? 34:58.240 --> 34:59.480 I can get you ten of these for that. 35:00.400 --> 35:01.680 But he'll build a company, right? 35:01.920 --> 35:04.039 To do what? Make them serve pani puri? 35:04.040 --> 35:06.520 Show me one more like this in India, then I'll talk. 35:07.720 --> 35:09.239 - There isn't one. - But what is it doing? 35:09.240 --> 35:10.560 He should be appreciated. 35:11.120 --> 35:12.319 There isn't even one like this in India? 35:12.320 --> 35:13.559 - Yeah. - Not a single one. 35:13.560 --> 35:14.720 - Even this one is from China. - First one. 35:16.840 --> 35:18.400 How much did it cost you? 35:18.680 --> 35:20.480 Five million rupees. 35:21.000 --> 35:21.920 - Five million? - Yeah. 35:22.440 --> 35:23.560 What is happening? 35:23.880 --> 35:26.560 - Seen any other robot do this? - Why would I want to? 35:27.920 --> 35:30.640 Come on, you're so pessimistic. 35:30.800 --> 35:33.400 What pessimistic? Are you an idiot? What's… 35:35.440 --> 35:37.680 Ashneer ji, what future do you see in this? 35:38.640 --> 35:40.160 No, there's no future. 35:40.320 --> 35:41.999 You've wasted five million rupees. 35:42.000 --> 35:44.480 - Okay, think about it. - Ask again in ten years. 35:44.600 --> 35:46.759 In the future, what if it rides a bike 35:46.760 --> 35:48.440 and makes deliveries for Flipkart Minutes? 35:49.920 --> 35:50.800 Yeah, that's fine. 35:51.040 --> 35:52.240 - See? - See? 35:52.440 --> 35:54.199 - I'm opening my mind. - She can't do it. 35:54.200 --> 35:55.159 Someone else will. 35:55.160 --> 35:57.319 - It will be built on this, right? - Yeah, okay. 35:57.320 --> 35:59.880 Anyway, if he were smart enough, he wouldn't have gone on Bigg Boss. 36:02.520 --> 36:03.439 But genuinely-- 36:03.440 --> 36:04.920 If I were smart, I wouldn't be here either. 36:07.480 --> 36:10.119 - This was fun. - If he asked for 20 million on Shark Tank, 36:10.120 --> 36:11.000 what would you have said? 36:11.360 --> 36:13.160 I'd have him talk to Aman Gupta. 36:14.640 --> 36:16.000 He would've given him 40 million. 36:21.720 --> 36:24.560 Time to score. Let's start with Ashneer Grover this time. 36:24.720 --> 36:25.560 Yeah. 36:26.600 --> 36:27.480 Five out of ten. 36:28.000 --> 36:29.240 Oh, that's brutal, man. 36:30.000 --> 36:33.280 Look, man, as the only successful entrepreneur here… 36:35.000 --> 36:37.159 who's seen the 36:37.160 --> 36:39.040 gains of the entertainment business, 36:39.320 --> 36:40.919 I think you have a huge future there. 36:40.920 --> 36:43.240 - Thank you. - I give you a ten out of ten. 36:43.400 --> 36:44.280 Thank you. 36:45.400 --> 36:46.280 Nice. 36:48.680 --> 36:50.559 I think this is so creative. 36:50.560 --> 36:53.080 You don't see acts like this in India. 36:53.400 --> 36:54.599 - Robotic. - Thank you. 36:54.600 --> 36:55.760 So, I really liked it. 36:56.400 --> 37:00.239 I actually want to give a ten out of ten. 37:00.240 --> 37:01.200 - Of course. - Thank you so much. 37:01.800 --> 37:03.719 - Wow. - I never thought 37:03.720 --> 37:05.360 I'd do Bhangra with a robot. 37:06.560 --> 37:07.920 Ten out of ten. 37:09.280 --> 37:10.160 Thank you so much. 37:10.640 --> 37:15.799 The hard work you put into creating something like this, 37:15.800 --> 37:18.119 I hope you keep doing more and more of it 37:18.120 --> 37:20.719 - and help advance the future of humanity. - Thank you. 37:20.720 --> 37:22.640 - So, ten out of ten. - Thank you so much. 37:22.800 --> 37:24.320 Nice one, Sam Altman. 37:26.480 --> 37:28.560 That makes your average nine. 37:31.000 --> 37:31.840 Sorry. 37:33.360 --> 37:36.279 - It's ten. - Ten! Oh no! 37:36.280 --> 37:38.240 Just got a little less from Ashneer bhai. 37:39.760 --> 37:42.120 Not the first time he's made someone take a loss. 37:43.600 --> 37:45.320 - Thank you so much for joining, bro. - Thank you. 37:50.840 --> 37:51.800 Come on Spruce Lee. 37:56.280 --> 37:57.199 Hello, guys. 37:57.200 --> 37:59.279 This is a plate made of brick. 37:59.280 --> 38:00.759 Houses are built with this in rural areas. 38:00.760 --> 38:02.840 It's very hard, you can hear it. 38:05.560 --> 38:06.400 Okay? 38:06.600 --> 38:07.640 So, let's go. 38:08.600 --> 38:10.200 Give me a cheer. Come on, guys. 38:13.280 --> 38:15.360 You are about to break a house in front of a Kashmiri? 38:17.560 --> 38:18.640 I can't watch this. 38:26.000 --> 38:27.160 Come on! 38:38.000 --> 38:39.000 Bro… 38:42.600 --> 38:44.719 So, all this… 38:44.720 --> 38:46.119 Are you a professional or something? 38:46.120 --> 38:47.759 Yeah, I'm a professional MMA fighter. 38:47.760 --> 38:49.400 And international tae kwon do champion. 38:49.800 --> 38:51.519 - Oh! - And three-time gold medalist 38:51.520 --> 38:53.440 - in tae kwon do and karate. - Wow. 38:56.200 --> 38:59.240 You came here, on India's Got Latent. 38:59.560 --> 39:01.600 That really brought down tae kwon do's respect. 39:03.320 --> 39:04.240 Of course. 39:05.600 --> 39:08.640 Four people got beat up because of women's 39:09.520 --> 39:10.999 Actually, 39:11.000 --> 39:15.399 most girls are not good drivers. 39:15.400 --> 39:17.080 Most of them! 39:17.200 --> 39:18.360 Emphasis on "most". 39:20.840 --> 39:22.440 I'm saying most of them. 39:22.600 --> 39:23.639 - Most. - I am saying! 39:23.640 --> 39:25.079 - All the girls that are here… - Hello? 39:25.080 --> 39:27.360 Wait, 1980 is calling me. 39:28.400 --> 39:30.400 They're asking for their stereotype back. 39:35.000 --> 39:36.279 Girls don't know how to drive? 39:36.280 --> 39:38.160 She will drive you crazy right now, bro. 39:41.400 --> 39:42.360 What happened next? 39:42.880 --> 39:46.280 Sir, then they rear-ended my car. 39:46.400 --> 39:50.040 Four random guys showed up to support her. 39:50.360 --> 39:53.160 They abused me, so I beat them up. 39:53.920 --> 39:55.400 - You hit all four of them. - Yes. 39:56.040 --> 39:57.759 - Didn't hit the girl, right? - No. 39:57.760 --> 39:59.320 I respect women. I have to sisters. 40:00.400 --> 40:02.159 Wow! 40:02.160 --> 40:04.640 - I like that. - Your opening statement was the opposite. 40:05.440 --> 40:07.760 No, no. I can just drop them. 40:08.240 --> 40:10.920 I want to gift you this for saying that. 40:11.360 --> 40:13.439 - Your… Ghorpade? - Double down. 40:13.440 --> 40:15.239 Which pad? Ghorpade? 40:15.240 --> 40:16.720 - Ghurade. - Ghurade?! 40:16.840 --> 40:21.039 I would like to give you this protein wafer bar 40:21.040 --> 40:23.719 - from Avvatar… - Have they paid you? 40:23.720 --> 40:25.720 I give you this… 40:26.040 --> 40:27.320 - Thank you so much. - Have it, darling. 40:27.680 --> 40:30.160 - They did pay me. - Well, someone did. 40:32.160 --> 40:33.519 Do you have a girlfriend? 40:33.520 --> 40:35.199 I broke up recently. 40:35.200 --> 40:36.560 What happened? If you don't mind. 40:37.280 --> 40:41.400 Sir, since the beginning, she would always disrespect me. 40:41.680 --> 40:43.599 She'd share our personal chats with her friends. 40:43.600 --> 40:45.600 Then they'd bitch about me. 40:45.800 --> 40:47.880 What would she share? "He was not good today." 40:49.680 --> 40:50.799 "It wasn't fun." 40:50.800 --> 40:53.040 - What did she tell them? - It is a genuine question. 40:53.600 --> 40:55.920 Sir, like I said, I wouldn't give her time. 40:56.160 --> 40:57.440 - Sir… - Time is the problem. 40:59.800 --> 41:01.719 What happened was… 41:01.720 --> 41:05.279 As a man, I have to do extra work at home. 41:05.280 --> 41:08.240 Then college, sports, and gym. 41:08.600 --> 41:09.759 That takes up a lot of time. 41:09.760 --> 41:11.560 Sometimes, I'd help Dad with his business. 41:11.920 --> 41:12.879 He works so hard. 41:12.880 --> 41:15.040 He is exhausted by the time he gets to his girlfriend. 41:15.360 --> 41:17.160 She thinks he is tiresome. 41:19.040 --> 41:22.319 No, I still give her time when I can. 41:22.320 --> 41:25.680 After college, before gym, after gym… 41:26.320 --> 41:28.720 - And… - When will you speak? Today or tomorrow? 41:31.520 --> 41:32.880 When will you speak? 41:38.440 --> 41:39.640 Why did you call me here? 41:41.000 --> 41:42.479 - Carry on. - Bro, you… 41:42.480 --> 41:44.479 Your entire schedule has been decided 41:44.480 --> 41:45.999 - by you. - Schedule. 41:46.000 --> 41:47.719 - Yes. - Englishmen. 41:47.720 --> 41:50.279 - You're the one who decided it. - Schedule. 41:50.280 --> 41:54.199 - Schedule. - And you have to take out time 41:54.200 --> 41:56.159 - to give other people. - Schedule. 41:56.160 --> 41:58.759 - Schedule. - And I don't have any personal time 41:58.760 --> 42:01.760 - where I'm just hanging out, or… - Schedule! Oh, wow! 42:04.720 --> 42:06.200 - Sorry… - I'll hit you with this. 42:07.720 --> 42:10.319 You dislike people who smoke and drink? 42:10.320 --> 42:13.160 Not really. All my friends smoke. 42:13.440 --> 42:15.640 - You hate them. - Not really. 42:16.040 --> 42:18.120 I don't get why… 42:18.440 --> 42:21.240 Everyone has to get drunk at weddings, 42:21.760 --> 42:23.079 or on birthdays, 42:23.080 --> 42:24.600 - or drink after winning something. - Yes. 42:25.040 --> 42:28.039 And when you ask them about last night, 42:28.040 --> 42:31.200 - "Bro, I drank too much booze." - What's your idea of celebrating? 42:31.400 --> 42:33.640 Celebrate while you're in your senses. 42:34.080 --> 42:35.519 - Don't be unconscious. - You mean a push-up? 42:35.520 --> 42:36.920 Let's sleep after a snack. 42:37.040 --> 42:38.039 Do this! 42:38.040 --> 42:40.159 Get high and do it once, 42:40.160 --> 42:41.760 your girlfriend won't leave you. 43:06.640 --> 43:08.560 Have you digested it all? 43:10.800 --> 43:12.040 Put that out. 43:14.480 --> 43:17.080 - Didn't you feel the heat? - You can touch this. It's hot. 43:17.360 --> 43:18.560 No, I'm just… 43:21.160 --> 43:22.520 - Yes. - I believe you. 43:24.200 --> 43:25.399 What happens here? 43:25.400 --> 43:27.359 Belly dancing is simply shaking your belly. 43:27.360 --> 43:30.599 In most dance forms you see, one has to move their body. 43:30.600 --> 43:33.279 In belly dancing, you only shake this. 43:33.280 --> 43:34.559 That's a task. 43:34.560 --> 43:36.999 You don't shake the top while belly dancing. 43:37.000 --> 43:38.280 Only what's down there. 43:39.040 --> 43:40.880 - Yes. - Are you a Hindi-to-Hindi translator? 43:51.200 --> 43:52.800 What did you think of this, Ashneer ji? 43:53.360 --> 43:54.639 It was alright. 43:54.640 --> 43:56.360 Nothing impresses him! 43:56.720 --> 44:00.560 I didn't get why the diya was there. 44:00.760 --> 44:01.719 The diya? 44:01.720 --> 44:03.240 - Ask him to shake his belly once. - I just… 44:03.520 --> 44:05.400 Exactly, that's the point. 44:05.640 --> 44:07.439 I am not doing it. This is your talent. 44:07.440 --> 44:09.680 For those who have a hard time lighting it up… 44:10.320 --> 44:12.639 For those who have a hard time lighting it up, 44:12.640 --> 44:14.520 they will get the spark back. 44:15.760 --> 44:17.920 That's why she used a diya. 44:20.520 --> 44:22.400 Reignite the spark in your life brother. 44:23.320 --> 44:26.240 So you are pointing out his rise and fall. 44:27.440 --> 44:30.759 I have been sitting here for almost the entire day. 44:30.760 --> 44:33.160 His lamp just won't light up. 44:33.760 --> 44:35.280 Lamp has gone limp. 44:35.560 --> 44:37.159 What is the hardest thing you can do? 44:37.160 --> 44:38.319 This act? 44:38.320 --> 44:40.239 This and another one here. 44:40.240 --> 44:42.399 - Really? - I can put another one here. 44:42.400 --> 44:44.519 - That has oil in it? - Yes. 44:44.520 --> 44:45.920 - Oh! - Or you can add it. 44:47.400 --> 44:48.639 I just want to know… 44:48.640 --> 44:50.840 How will she light it without oil? 44:53.840 --> 44:56.920 Sorry, I'm not an expert. I'm sorry. 44:58.080 --> 45:00.120 - Sorry. Forgive me. - Will it burn without fuel? 45:00.640 --> 45:02.999 - Your dad teaches physics. - Yes. 45:03.000 --> 45:04.479 - Your mom teaches Hindi. - Yes. 45:04.480 --> 45:05.679 So why don't you study? 45:05.680 --> 45:08.600 I do study. I'm just a humanities nerd. 45:08.720 --> 45:10.399 Their field is a bit different. 45:10.400 --> 45:11.280 What do you study? 45:11.680 --> 45:13.880 I'm doing a BBA in digital marketing. 45:14.320 --> 45:16.520 Does this course have a future, Ashneer bhai? 45:17.600 --> 45:19.160 This show has no future. 45:21.720 --> 45:23.399 It says your mom is here with you. 45:23.400 --> 45:25.039 Yeah, my mom and dad are both here. 45:25.040 --> 45:27.040 - Oh, both? - She brought a gift for you guys too. 45:27.160 --> 45:28.919 So sweet. If you don't mind, can we invite them? 45:28.920 --> 45:30.600 - Yeah, for sure. - Let's go! 45:35.240 --> 45:36.999 - Namaste, sir. - Namaste, sir. 45:37.000 --> 45:38.839 What did you bring us? A gift? 45:38.840 --> 45:41.319 Yes. This is homemade aloo papad. 45:41.320 --> 45:43.919 - My mom makes the best in Jaunpur. - Oh. 45:43.920 --> 45:45.279 - That's amazing. - So… 45:45.280 --> 45:46.840 She got you guys homemade aloo papad. 45:47.120 --> 45:48.360 - Give it a try. - Thank you. 45:48.520 --> 45:49.480 Thank you so much. 45:50.080 --> 45:51.799 - You're welcome. - Oh, this is really good. 45:51.800 --> 45:53.200 - Did you make it? - Yes. 45:53.400 --> 45:54.880 - Wow. - It's too good. Thank you so much. 45:55.080 --> 45:56.840 - Welcome. - You'll get rich. Just sell these. 46:05.080 --> 46:06.519 This is genuinely really good. 46:06.520 --> 46:07.920 - Genuinely. - Thank you so much. 46:08.200 --> 46:10.800 Did you guys have any idea what would happen on the panel? 46:11.400 --> 46:12.720 I had no idea at all. 46:13.200 --> 46:16.639 Because honestly, I just came for her sake. 46:16.640 --> 46:19.159 She wanted me to come, and I rarely have time. 46:19.160 --> 46:21.160 I didn't have time either. I came just for his sake. 46:26.400 --> 46:29.600 I never thought that on a platform like this, 46:29.720 --> 46:31.680 I'd be standing across from Rakhi Sawant 46:31.840 --> 46:34.559 and you, sir. I've seen him on so many shows. 46:34.560 --> 46:37.160 I watch a lot of Netflix. He was just saying, 46:37.320 --> 46:39.479 "You're a Netflix girl, so you'll get it more." 46:39.480 --> 46:41.199 - "I won't get it." - He's never been on Netflix. 46:41.200 --> 46:42.200 His wife has. 46:43.680 --> 46:46.119 - No, I mean-- - He's never been on it. 46:46.120 --> 46:48.839 - I've seen him on TV. - His wife, Madhuri ji, is on Netflix, 46:48.840 --> 46:50.240 - in the show Lock Upp. Not him. - Okay. 46:50.480 --> 46:51.839 - That's okay. - Yeah. 46:51.840 --> 46:54.639 He's here with me now, right? He'll be on Netflix soon. 46:54.640 --> 46:55.600 Yeah, that's why… 46:56.160 --> 46:57.719 But you two are so sweet. 46:57.720 --> 47:00.359 Seeing you both, I want to recite a poem. 47:00.360 --> 47:01.560 - Let's hear it. - Go ahead. 47:02.040 --> 47:05.080 Seeing Rakhi Sawant, Ashneer Grover lost his cool. 47:05.280 --> 47:07.279 - Bravo! - Oh! 47:07.280 --> 47:10.840 Seeing Rakhi ji Ashneer ji got triggered 47:11.800 --> 47:15.080 Things went crazy last time When Mom and Dad were featured 47:20.040 --> 47:22.640 I want to say, sir, you're doing a great job. 47:23.040 --> 47:26.639 Even though the past keeps coming up, 47:26.640 --> 47:30.119 what you're doing now will help wash it all away. 47:30.120 --> 47:31.359 Keep up the good work. 47:31.360 --> 47:33.520 Let's go! 47:34.320 --> 47:35.280 Amazing, sir. 47:35.800 --> 47:37.839 Best to wash away what's in the back, right? 47:37.840 --> 47:38.720 Thank you. 47:38.880 --> 47:39.760 Hello, everyone. 47:39.920 --> 47:41.319 You know, in today's world, 47:41.320 --> 47:43.839 we're just one click away from whatever we want. 47:43.840 --> 47:47.080 All thanks to technology and apps like "Flipkart Minutes." 47:47.200 --> 47:49.559 Let me show you… If I want to order something, 47:49.560 --> 47:50.480 how I can do that. 47:50.680 --> 47:52.920 So for this, let's go to Flipkart Minutes. 47:53.120 --> 47:54.880 For example, chocolates. 47:55.200 --> 47:56.399 Personally, I love chocolates. 47:56.400 --> 47:57.319 Watch this KitKat. 47:57.320 --> 47:58.479 I don't need to add it to cart. 47:58.480 --> 48:00.600 I just shake it, and it pops out. 48:01.000 --> 48:03.440 The crazy part is that I can simply take this out. 48:03.680 --> 48:04.600 Like so. 48:11.520 --> 48:12.360 For you. 48:13.760 --> 48:15.479 What the hell! 48:15.480 --> 48:16.360 What? 48:17.560 --> 48:18.519 Thank you. Thank you so much. 48:18.520 --> 48:20.279 Work some magic on me. 48:20.280 --> 48:21.320 Just this won't impress me. 48:21.680 --> 48:22.759 - Should I accept this challenge, guys? - Yes. 48:22.760 --> 48:24.719 - Yeah! - Let's do this. 48:24.720 --> 48:25.919 For this, I'll come here. 48:25.920 --> 48:27.919 Since I was a little far, 48:27.920 --> 48:29.599 maybe you thought it was just a trick. 48:29.600 --> 48:30.640 Can I see your hands, ma'am? 48:31.080 --> 48:32.680 - Both of your hands. - I can come there if you want. 48:32.880 --> 48:34.559 It's on you. You can come if you want. 48:34.560 --> 48:35.519 - If you want. - I… 48:35.520 --> 48:36.919 I also want to flaunt my dress. 48:36.920 --> 48:37.840 Sure. Please. 48:38.840 --> 48:40.280 Trap her in that iPad. 48:43.840 --> 48:44.840 Please come right here. 48:45.320 --> 48:47.400 Stand next to this star. 48:47.800 --> 48:48.760 Star. 48:49.320 --> 48:50.920 He said next to a star. Come, stand next to me. 48:51.680 --> 48:53.400 Oh! 48:54.360 --> 48:56.799 Now, just keep the mic over here. 48:56.800 --> 48:59.040 Put the mic away. Just show your hands to everyone. 48:59.920 --> 49:01.239 Is there anything in her hand? 49:01.240 --> 49:02.520 Show it to the judges as well. 49:02.880 --> 49:04.680 - Is there anything? - Just fucked up palm lines. 49:08.440 --> 49:10.840 Can I ask you to put your hands facing down like this? 49:11.040 --> 49:12.400 Are you right-handed, or left? 49:13.840 --> 49:15.000 - Which hand do you use? - You're right-handed. 49:15.560 --> 49:17.279 She has never used it. How would she know? 49:17.280 --> 49:18.679 Make them into fists. 49:18.680 --> 49:20.400 Now just point to anyone of them. 49:21.560 --> 49:22.479 How can I… 49:22.480 --> 49:23.720 Keep it closed. 49:23.840 --> 49:24.799 Holt it like this. 49:24.800 --> 49:26.319 And make sure I'm not coming close to you. 49:26.320 --> 49:28.120 Now just point to anyone of them. 49:29.480 --> 49:30.800 Point just one of them. Hurry up. 49:32.040 --> 49:34.120 - Do I have to take someone's hand? - No. 49:35.640 --> 49:36.520 Just point. 49:42.640 --> 49:43.720 I don't trust it. 49:44.200 --> 49:45.080 Okay. 49:46.200 --> 49:47.720 - Ashneer ji. - Ashneer ji. 49:48.160 --> 49:50.279 Sir, coming to you. Stretch out one of your hands. 49:50.280 --> 49:51.200 Right or left. Your choice. 49:52.080 --> 49:53.240 Anyone. This? Are you sure? 49:53.720 --> 49:55.839 Sir, is it okay if I ask you to stand up? 49:55.840 --> 49:58.800 Great. Please keep the mic, I need your hands to be free. 49:59.120 --> 50:00.679 Just do this again. 50:00.680 --> 50:02.720 Sir, point to anyone hand. This or this? 50:04.600 --> 50:05.759 This one? Sure? 50:05.760 --> 50:07.079 Ma'am, put down this hand. 50:07.080 --> 50:09.759 And don't move from this point. Not an inch. 50:09.760 --> 50:10.920 Sir, can you bring your hand close? 50:11.400 --> 50:14.079 I'll make a… Just show everyone what I have drawn. 50:14.080 --> 50:15.040 What is this, guys? 50:15.600 --> 50:17.760 - It's a cross or a plus, right? - Plus. 50:18.800 --> 50:21.200 Be here, don't move. I'll take the print of this cross. 50:21.400 --> 50:22.240 Okay? 50:22.840 --> 50:24.000 Sir, you may have a seat. Thank you. 50:24.200 --> 50:25.560 Now watch this cross, guys. One. 50:27.000 --> 50:28.480 Remember, you could've selected any hand. 50:29.000 --> 50:29.840 Two. 50:32.720 --> 50:33.639 Done. 50:33.640 --> 50:35.480 Rakhi ji, please open your hand slowly. Like this. 50:36.000 --> 50:37.200 Turn it over. Have a look. 50:41.120 --> 50:42.240 Oh, my God! 50:45.920 --> 50:47.400 Thank you so much. You may have a seat. 50:48.680 --> 50:49.600 Bro… 50:51.080 --> 50:52.360 One more. 50:53.440 --> 50:55.440 Put all his money in my account. 51:08.720 --> 51:10.800 She's alright. Rakhi is not that bad. 51:12.080 --> 51:14.520 I'm not bad at all. Just try me once. 51:17.000 --> 51:18.000 Come on then.