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Welcome to India's Got Latent!
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Are we ready to start the show?
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Yes!
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We have an amazing panel for you.
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Give it up for Nishant Tanwar.
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The next act-- Actually, she was
a performer in the first season.
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And in the second season, she's a judge.
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That just shows that
we don't have any standards.
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Give it up for Sharon Verma.
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Up next, we have a Bollywood actress.
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Her first movie was 12th Fail,
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and her last movie was a box-office fail.
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Give it up for Medha Shankr!
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Our next guest is also a Bollywood star.
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Give it up for Varun Dhawan, everybody!
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I love you so much, brother!
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Let's hear it for our panel!
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- Varun bhai, welcome to the show.
- Thank you for having me, buddy.
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How are you feeling?
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I feel like…
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I could get bail
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- if something happens--
- Again, only because of your dad.
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Yeah, only because of my dad.
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- Have you changed? After the FIR?
- No.
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I mean, I have such big celebrities
on my show now.
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That's the biggest thing that's happened
after the FIR.
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Alia Bhatt, and now Varun Dhawan.
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The show just keeps going downhill.
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Honestly, I've been a huge fan of Latent.
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Season one, I was-- I'd watch it a lot.
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When it went off air, I…
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- Would you watch with your parents?
- I've shown them--
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I've shown my dad a couple of episodes
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- of the show.
- Do you join them and watch it?
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No, I'd never watch it with anyone.
I'd watch it alone.
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- But--
- Would you rather watch Latent alone,
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or watch it with your parents?
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I'd just watch it alone.
That's it.
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But I knew at the time
that something would go off.
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- It would go--
- And it has. You're here.
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It really did go off.
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But, Varun bhai,
congratulations on your new movie.
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- Thank you.
- What's it called?
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Hai Jawani Toh Ishq Hona Hai.
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Hai Papa Director Toh Actor Hona Hai.
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Before I forget, Varun bhai,
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I have a gift for you
from Flipkart Minutes.
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I ordered it just as you were arriving,
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and Flipkart Minutes
delivered it in five minutes.
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Can we get Varun bhai's gift
out here, please?
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- Bullshit.
- No, for real.
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- Really?
- Yes, sir.
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Let's hear it for Flipkart Minutes,
everyone!
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Oh, really?
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This is for you. I heard
you really love Nike shoes.
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Everyone does. Let me take a look.
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Because your smile
is like Nike too, right?
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But jokes aside, Varun bhai,
thank you so much for being here.
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Give it up for Varun Dhawan!
What a guy!
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We also have Medha Shankr here.
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Straight after 12th Fail.
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Hi. Yeah, thank you.
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Medha is here to balance out
Nishant Tanwar's ugliness.
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Sure, roast me all you want, just don't
take me to the Supreme Court again.
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Sharon Verma is here, guys.
Give her a big round of applause!
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- I'm a big fan of Sharon.
- Same here.
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I'm a big fan of yours too.
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My favorite performance was
when you said that…
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Dilwale is like Inception.
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That was a joke.
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It really was a joke.
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I was being sarcastic, and nobody got it.
So, yeah, maybe it was a bad joke.
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- Everyone got it.
- But nobody--
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I don't think anybody got it.
They thought I was serious.
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I obviously wasn't serious.
I didn't even get the trailer.
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- But okay, I'm just--
- No, but Dilwale was a great movie.
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- You know how he got that movie?
- It was a great film. How?
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Because of his gharwale.
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- Are you nervous to be on this side?
- I'm so nervous.
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I was so nervous that I ended up
talking to him for half an hour…
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thinking he was Nishant Tanwar.
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And I talked to Nishant bhai
thinking it was him.
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But, Nishant bhai,
I love you so much.
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- Thank you so much for coming here.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Give it up for Nishant bhai.
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Should we begin India's Got Latent?
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Make some noise for the first act,
Akaalpreet Singh!
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I sang a Punjabi song just for you.
It's trending in Punjab.
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Let's go!
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Akaalpreet Singh ji,
what does the song you just sang mean?
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Because I don't know Punjabi,
so teach me a little.
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Bro, this song was trending
all over social media.
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Was it trending in Punjabi?
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Tanwar bhai, you tell him.
Tanmay Bhat reacted to it too.
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- I don't know about it.
- Oh, man.
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- He doesn't invite him anymore.
- Okay.
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So, as the only singer here-- You know,
Medha Shankr is a classical singer.
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So, how bad was that?
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No, no, he did a good job.
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- Thank you. Big fan.
- Very… good.
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Everybody's, right? Very smart.
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What you just sang,
can we hear her sing it too?
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Why not?
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Yeah, so you sing one line,
and then she'll sing a line.
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- "My darling's having mood swings…"
- Let's go. Can you do this?
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Go again one more time.
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- "My darling's having mood swings."
- The next line?
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- No, the same line.
- Same line.
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- Oh, fuck!
- Samay bhai, you're a liar.
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- You sang so well, paaji!
- Bhai, you lied.
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You sang beautifully!
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Did you sing in 12th Fail?
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- Hey, come on! I don't know Punjabi!
- No, you're right, ma'am.
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It hits a very high note.
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Now you sing something he can't.
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- In Marathi.
- Hey!
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- Sing in any language.
- Sing in any language.
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We'll get a copyright strike for this!
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- Hey!
- How do I make up a song?
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Make something up.
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- Make it up myself?
- Yeah, make something on "mood swings."
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Just do something.
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That's amazing!
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Finally redeemed!
Say something nice now!
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- Well, this is really good.
- I will-- Thank you.
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- Paaji.
- Very nice.
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Bro, I just sang.
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How can I possibly sing that song?
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Paaji just made up his own translation
and sang that.
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Tell me it was good.
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- No, man, you have a lot of confidence.
- Thank you, bro.
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And your voice is really good too.
I didn't know before.
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But now I get it.
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Paaji, you seem really thirsty.
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Did you run all the way here?
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My throat's bad.
I have a sore throat.
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You're singing like this
with a sore throat?
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My throat is bad.
All my friends told me not to go.
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I knew Sonu Nigam wouldn't be there, so
I'd surely sing better than anyone there.
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I understood that. I got that one.
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- That's good.
- Did you get it?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I got this one.
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But it's great, man.
There's something about Punjabis.
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They've got this natural swag and aura.
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It was a pleasure meeting you.
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You've written here-- You read it too.
Why should I do it alone?
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- Are you really a 12th fail?
- Sharon! Sharon!
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Come on, just read something.
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Read. It's in English.
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Hey!
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Does drinking water actually
help with a sore throat?
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A sore throat makes your throat dry.
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Yeah.
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- Should I give you something?
- No, man. Thank you.
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- Oh, man…
- Doing that ad again.
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I'll get an ad out of it, man.
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Here, take this Avvatar Protein drink.
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If you drink this, your throat will be…
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- totally fine.
- Okay.
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Try it once.
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Man, this tastes like fart!
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What did he say?
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- Bro!
- Disgusting.
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He just compared a liquid to a gas!
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- Fart…
- Really!
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- Really.
- Don't do that, paaji. They're my sponsor.
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I'm telling the truth.
I'm not lying. Let anyone try it.
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You made me drink the nastiest thing!
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Paaji…
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Oh, man!
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Paaji, you'll walk away,
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and my money will be gone too.
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- Paaji, some praise--
- That water was fine, man.
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I could just drink that.
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The water…
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Paaji, want to try this?
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No, man. Thank you.
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Lost every sponsor in a single episode!
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Man…
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Why can't we score him?
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Forget the score!
He's such a great guy!
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- No, I--
- Let's talk to him.
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- What do we know?
- He could win.
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Maybe he can win.
He already won, bro.
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- Yeah.
- So, now you--
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You gave him this juice of yours.
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Give him some of your kombucha.
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Make him drink the kombucha.
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Paaji, this is Varun Dhawan's company.
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Paaji, just take a sip
and swear you'll tell the truth.
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It's kombucha, though.
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Tell me honestly, how is it?
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- Bro, spit it out over there.
- That was fart, this is shit.
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Honestly! I'm not kidding!
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I brought it.
I just wanted to drink it.
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- He said, "No, we'll endorse it!"
- Varun bhai…
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"We'll endorse it."
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- But…
- I love you, bro, but this is bad.
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He says he loves me.
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He said, "We'll promote it."
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- I was trying to promote it--
- Promote! Is this how you promote things?
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Sorry, man.
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Oh, man.
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Alright, give it up for Akaalpreet Singh!
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What a guy!
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- I loved you so much, bro. You're so nice.
- Love you too, man.
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I love you too. And I give
you a ten on ten, brother.
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Varun bhai has also given you a ten.
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- Ten.
- Ten.
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- Ten.
- Ten.
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- Ten. Ten.
- Wow!
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I won't win like this.
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So, your average is ten.
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Don't laugh, man. I lost.
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But that's okay. I've won hearts.
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- 8.5?
- 8.5.
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Oh, man!
Paaji, what are you doing?
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Well, it's fine.
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- Bro! But…
- I lost 100,000 rupees.
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Bro, I love you so much.
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I'll give you a protein bar
from our side.
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This is Avvatar Protein bar.
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Bro, that must be
diarrhea-level shit, honestly.
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I mean…
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- Paaji…
- Bro, give me something edible.
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Why is everything here
either fart or shit?
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Bro, I'll give you…
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a new Ai+ Nova phone.
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- Yeah, this is good.
- Right?
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Please bring the new
Ai+ Nova phone for him.
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Here's an excellent Ai+ Nova phone
just for you, paaji.
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This looks like a headband.
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Take care, paaji. I love you so much.
You're so good, bro.
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Make some noise for him, guys.
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He'll say something.
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India has Punjab, remember that.
You'll see India go global.
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- Let's go!
- Give me a cheer!
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The Punjabis are here!
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He'll unbox the phone and realize
that's shit too.
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Bro, so good. You're the most
talented person in the room.
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Alright! Give it up for Kabir Sharma.
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Hi, everyone.
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- Hi. Hi. Hi.
- What's up?
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Hi. Namaste. Sat Sri Akaal.
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Alright. Samay, actually,
I need your phone.
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Could you give me your phone?
00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:22.360 align:center
This is my real phone. Ai+ phone.
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Alright. It's your real phone?
Okay, okay, alright.
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Looks pretty expensive to me. Alright.
00:12:29.560 --> 00:12:31.240 align:center
So, Samay, I'll take your phone.
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Let's mute it.
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Okay.
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We'll lock it and pack it in here.
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So I have a couple of dummy phones too,
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and your real phone.
00:12:41.920 --> 00:12:43.440 align:center
So, I'll just shuffle them here.
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Can you guess which envelope
has your phone?
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One, two, or three?
Which number is it?
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- Two.
- In number two.
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So let's keep… one, two, three.
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One, two, and three.
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Oh, I forgot to ask, Samay.
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What's your favorite color?
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- Mine is black.
- Black? Wrong answer.
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Blue.
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What?
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What?
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But mine is black.
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Black? Okay. No, from now on,
blue is your favorite color.
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What a great magician, man!
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- What a great magician!
- The prediction is right.
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Okay.
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Pick a number.
One, two, or three.
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Two. Break it.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I hope your phone is as durable
as you think it is.
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Okay, one or three?
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Your best friend Balraj isn't here today.
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- Who's your best friend among them?
- Medha.
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- Medha, pick a number. One or three.
- One.
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Your-- Okay, fine, one.
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Let's give one over here.
We'll keep one here safely.
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Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask.
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Anyone here-- I mean,
who among you is the smartest?
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- Varun Dhawan.
- Okay. Varun…
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- Varun bhai…
- He was Student of the Year.
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Student of the Year.
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Varun bhai, I have a question.
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What's this side of the hammer called?
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Back side. Front side.
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It's called a phone breaker.
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He thinks we'll be sad
if our Ai+ phone breaks.
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Okay.
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You chose the numbers.
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Let's check one thing.
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If it is right…
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One second, sorry.
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You said number two, right?
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Actually, no, it's in number one.
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Thank you so much.
Here's your phone.
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Unbeatable, guys.
That's the magic. Thank you!
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You didn't even break it, man.
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Bro, can you just hide the hammer?
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Seeing that reminds me of a judge.
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- Nostalgia.
- Yeah.
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Great magic!
But I know how you did it.
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- Oh.
- It's called magician's choice, right?
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No.
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Should I do the same trick?
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Genuinely, I can recreate it.
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Actually, Samay…
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Samay, I've got a gift for you.
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- Show me.
- Before you jump all over me…
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What kind of magic is that?
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I mean, you-- I brought a gift for you.
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- Can I show it to you?
- Sure.
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I mean, I have some options.
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Of course, magician's choice.
I figured you should have a choice too.
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So…
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I brought gifts numbered one to five,
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- and these gifts are in my room.
- Since you brought gifts, let's sit down.
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But you can choose any one of these.
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You can choose any number
from one to five.
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- I'll go for one.
- You'll go for one?
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These are very expensive gifts.
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Are you sure you wanna go with one?
You don't want to change?
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Varun bhai, whatever you say.
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I just like number one.
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So, why'd you go and ruin Border 2?
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That movie did well, man!
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- One, one. Number one.
- One?
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Okay. Are you sure?
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Fine. Okay.
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So who gets the gift?
Have you decided that?
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- Samay? Samay…
- Medha ji gets the gift.
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Medha, Medha, Medha.
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Fine by me.
So, Medha ji, you have won…
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Let me first show you the options
you could have won.
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Like a car--
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- Sorry, I'll--
- A car?!
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A car, a MacBook,
$1,000, and an iPhone.
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Expensive gifts, as I told you.
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But Medha ji, because of
Varun Dhawan ji and Samay ji,
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you have won a very wonderful thing.
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A hug from your Punjabi gabru!
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- What?
- Come on, Medha ji!
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- I don't mind.
- How did he know?
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- How did he know?
- I was…
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- Thank you.
- You knew we'd choose one?
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Fucker, the gift was
actually for you, right?
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Yeah, he…
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But you're a great magician,
man, Kabir Sharma.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Give it up for Kabir! Come on.
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Thank you.
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A hug. We literally won the worst thing.
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It was a good hug.
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It was pretty good.
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Thank you. I'm warm.
Thank you.
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One of his answers is,
"One of my strengths is I flirt a lot."
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Try flirting with Sharon for a minute.
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- Okay.
- Get Sharon's permission first.
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Sharon, what do you think?
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- One minute.
- Wanna see a cool magic trick?
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- Without…
- Come join me on stage.
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Yeah. Let's try a quick magic trick.
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- Yeah. Amazing.
- If that's okay. Sharon, you good?
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She's looking…
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- Alright. It's nothing serious.
- Let's go.
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We'll try a card trick. Okay?
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Pick any card. Touch any card, actually.
Go ahead, touch any card.
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Take it out. Two of Hearts.
Number two again.
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Just go ahead and
sign your name on it, Sharon.
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Alright? Show it to everyone.
Show it to the camera.
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Alright. I'll take the marker
because I need it. Give me the card.
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So basically, Sharon,
we're gonna try to take your card.
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Your signed card. Take it,
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fold it up, fold it twice.
Just go ahead and bite on it.
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Bite on it. Bite on it.
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- Bite, bite.
- Sharon, are you okay?
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Just bite.
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Bite it. Don't worry.
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Keep it like that.
Hands down.
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I'll take the next card,
the King of Diamonds.
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- I'll write…
- Sharon, now try doing this.
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Sharon, blink twice if you need help.
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So, let's try this.
I have a King of Diamonds,
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signed by me, K.S., Kabir Sharma.
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I'll take it, fold it up.
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- Fold it.
- Oh, boy!
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Yes.
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Sharon, just look at me.
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Stand straight. Stand straight.
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Stand straight.
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Place your hands over mine
like this. A little higher.
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It's like a fucking crime
is happening right here.
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And we're just watching this.
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Watch this.
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On the count of three.
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I actually have your card over here.
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And check what you have.
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My signed card.
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Wow!
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- Let's go, man!
- Thank you, thank you.
00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:53.400 align:center
- Thank you, Sharon.
- Sharon…
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- You can keep it as a souvenir.
- No, no.
00:18:55.600 --> 00:18:58.040 align:center
- It has your spit on it.
- Your spit is on it, bro.
00:18:58.960 --> 00:19:02.120 align:center
- Wow! Give it up for Kabir Sharma!
- Thank you, thank you.
00:19:03.760 --> 00:19:05.560 align:center
So, let's start with Nishant Tanwar.
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- Seven. Seven.
- Seven by Dynamo.
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- Sharon Verma.
- Ten, man.
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- Thank you.
- Let's go!
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- For that trick, you took it.
- Thank you so much, Sharon.
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8.5.
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- Thank you so much.
- 8.5.
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Eight.
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- Eight.
- Eight?
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Okay, 8.5.
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- Eight.
- It's 8.5.
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Okay, 8.5.
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- I'm giving you a ten on ten, bro.
- Thank you.
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That makes your average nine.
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Is it nine?
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- Come on. Come on.
- Don't tell me.
00:19:47.320 --> 00:19:49.800 align:center
- No, man!
- Oh! No, but you've got 8.5.
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You also have 8.5 here.
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- It was 8.8, rounded up to nine.
- Yeah, so bring it down to 8.5.
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- Go backward.
- Rounds up to nine, student of the year!
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Let's pull 8.8 back.
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- Let's round it down instead.
- Let's round it down instead.
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- Varun bhai…
- Yeah, man.
00:20:02.040 --> 00:20:03.400 align:center
But rules are rules, man.
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Thanks so much for joining, man.
Kabir Sharma.
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- Thank you so much.
- What a guy!
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Are you ready for
the next act by Vijay Poriya?
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She called him like she was
taking school attendance.
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What's up, guys? Hello. Hi.
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Any dog lovers here?
Give me a cheer.
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That's a wolf.
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Bhediya movie reference.
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Yes.
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I've learned something recently.
00:20:35.360 --> 00:20:36.520 align:center
It's very important
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what you name your dog, right?
00:20:38.680 --> 00:20:40.800 align:center
It should suit the personality, right?
00:20:41.080 --> 00:20:44.360 align:center
Rocky, Tuffy, those are nice names.
00:20:44.480 --> 00:20:47.520 align:center
My friend just got a Siberian Husky,
00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:49.040 align:center
and named it Lalu.
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Such a weird mismatch, right?
00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:56.400 align:center
Imagine someone from Chhattisgarh
being named Jennifer!
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Or someone from Bihar
named Sharon. It's…
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I'm scared of animals as well.
00:21:09.360 --> 00:21:11.520 align:center
Like, I'm terrified of bears.
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I keep watching documentaries.
00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:15.520 align:center
Seen those? How to survive a bear?
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If it's a female bear,
pretend to be a dead body.
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Right? This is fair.
00:21:20.840 --> 00:21:22.960 align:center
But imagine three of us go on a trip.
00:21:23.440 --> 00:21:24.560 align:center
A bear shows up.
00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:26.320 align:center
You two run away.
00:21:28.240 --> 00:21:30.640 align:center
And I'm stuck checking its gender.
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What kind of death would that be?
00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.680 align:center
My dad will ask, "How did he die?"
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"He spent his final moments
fingering the bear, sir."
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And… sorry.
00:21:39.920 --> 00:21:41.960 align:center
Alright! Give it up for Vijay Poriya!
00:21:42.040 --> 00:21:44.680 align:center
That was an up-and-down set.
That happens, Vijay bhai.
00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:46.800 align:center
Who cares about your set?
How are you feeling today?
00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:49.160 align:center
I'm a little bit nervous, but yeah…
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What do you guys need?
A belt or something?
00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:52.880 align:center
No, just some lemonade…
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Lemonade?
Do you want lemonade or liquor?
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- Lemonade.
- No-- You can take this.
00:21:56.960 --> 00:21:58.040 align:center
- I want kombucha.
- No?
00:21:58.200 --> 00:21:59.200 align:center
Don't drink kombucha, man.
00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:00.720 align:center
- Lemonade.
- Please give them lemonade.
00:22:01.560 --> 00:22:02.400 align:center
Okay? Give them lemonade.
00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:04.680 align:center
- And a gin and tonic for me.
- And some bar snacks.
00:22:04.760 --> 00:22:05.960 align:center
Gin and tonic…
00:22:06.080 --> 00:22:07.600 align:center
- You want a gin and tonic too?
- No, I don't drink.
00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:09.040 align:center
These guys won't do anything.
00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:10.680 align:center
- Who are these guys?
- They're our people.
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They're all two-faced, man.
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Bother, bring two "lemonades."
00:22:24.600 --> 00:22:26.680 align:center
Vijay bhai, look,
I'll be very honest with you.
00:22:26.760 --> 00:22:29.200 align:center
We're trying to get some content
out of you, but you look a bit nervous.
00:22:29.280 --> 00:22:30.680 align:center
So, do you wanna try again next year?
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I mean, as you wish, sir.
I don't mind.
00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:38.600 align:center
Don't call me "sir," man.
00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:40.080 align:center
Oh, okay then, fucker.
00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:50.840 align:center
Now I'm fucked.
00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:52.840 align:center
No, no. Man, you're shaking a lot.
00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:54.920 align:center
This is gonna turn into Badlapur.
00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:57.720 align:center
Nothing like that will happen.
Like, I am-- I love you as a comic.
00:22:57.800 --> 00:22:59.400 align:center
I appreciate that
you're going for the joke.
00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:01.960 align:center
But don't be so-- Please give him
a mic stand to lean on.
00:23:02.040 --> 00:23:03.040 align:center
He'll be more confident.
00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:08.320 align:center
You have a huge fear of flights. Why?
Are they very expensive?
00:23:13.520 --> 00:23:14.560 align:center
Yes.
00:23:15.360 --> 00:23:17.360 align:center
No, I'm from Ahmedabad, right?
00:23:17.440 --> 00:23:19.920 align:center
- So, it wasn't that, but one year ago--
- Yeah.
00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:22.360 align:center
I was just chilling on the terrace
00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:25.360 align:center
when my friend called and said,
"Look to your left."
00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:27.080 align:center
Can you give a different answer
that we can keep?
00:23:27.280 --> 00:23:28.560 align:center
Oh, flights…
00:23:28.680 --> 00:23:29.520 align:center
So, let me--
00:23:29.600 --> 00:23:31.360 align:center
- Yeah, man, that…
- Let me ask again.
00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:33.720 align:center
- Yeah.
- You have a huge fear of flights?
00:23:34.840 --> 00:23:36.960 align:center
They're very expensive, man.
00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:45.960 align:center
Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
00:23:46.600 --> 00:23:48.800 align:center
Bro, did you really bring lemonade?
00:23:49.760 --> 00:23:50.720 align:center
Hey…
00:23:50.840 --> 00:23:53.120 align:center
Fuck, he really brought lemonade!
00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:55.360 align:center
Why are you looking at me?
It's my first time here.
00:23:56.280 --> 00:23:58.040 align:center
- He ordered it.
- Bro, what is in this?
00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.240 align:center
- Everyone comes here once.
- He wants a gin and tonic too.
00:24:00.320 --> 00:24:02.400 align:center
No, no, no.
Just lemon and water.
00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:04.960 align:center
- It's lemon and water.
- It's not lemonade.
00:24:05.760 --> 00:24:07.160 align:center
This really is lemonade, man.
00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:11.360 align:center
Right?
00:24:13.760 --> 00:24:16.080 align:center
I know a bit of acting too, kid.
00:24:19.080 --> 00:24:20.920 align:center
Alright, Vijay Poriya ji…
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:24.640 align:center
anything you wanna say before we
move on to the next act?
00:24:25.040 --> 00:24:25.880 align:center
Score?
00:24:25.960 --> 00:24:29.520 align:center
Just one thing, if you can't--
If you could not cut this.
00:24:29.600 --> 00:24:32.320 align:center
Ahmedabad, if you're watching this,
please come to live shows.
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:36.080 align:center
We really need you. Like, we want
to develop a scene in Ahmedabad, and--
00:24:36.320 --> 00:24:38.200 align:center
If you could just shout it out,
it would really help.
00:24:38.280 --> 00:24:40.200 align:center
I can't even get my own shows
in Ahmedabad.
00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:43.120 align:center
Ahmedabad authorities,
if you are watching this…
00:24:43.600 --> 00:24:46.880 align:center
let me do shows in Ahmedabad.
I love performing in Gujarat.
00:24:47.720 --> 00:24:49.640 align:center
So can you, as an Ahmedabadi…
00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:52.360 align:center
- Actually--
- You've not toured in Gujarat before?
00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:53.960 align:center
I wasn't able to for the past year.
00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:56.120 align:center
- Because over there--
- No, but after restarting?
00:24:56.320 --> 00:24:58.160 align:center
- No, I couldn't get permissions.
- Really?
00:24:58.800 --> 00:25:00.880 align:center
- You want me to help you?
- Yeah, if you could help me.
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:02.040 align:center
Then keep quiet.
00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:18.040 align:center
The lemonade is working, bro.
That's all.
00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:22.920 align:center
Alright, Vijay Poriya, you were so good.
Thank you so much for coming.
00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:24.640 align:center
- Let's hear it for Vijay Poriya.
- Fabulous!
00:25:26.840 --> 00:25:29.200 align:center
Alright. I liked your style.
00:25:29.320 --> 00:25:31.280 align:center
I give you an eight.
00:25:31.360 --> 00:25:34.200 align:center
I've cut two because you were
really nervous, you know?
00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:36.160 align:center
But you'll work on it, you'll get better.
Alright.
00:25:36.360 --> 00:25:38.160 align:center
I think you were outstanding.
I'll also give you an eight.
00:25:38.560 --> 00:25:40.600 align:center
8.5. You were really good.
00:25:41.040 --> 00:25:42.400 align:center
- Thanks a lot.
- Very good, very good.
00:25:43.840 --> 00:25:47.960 align:center
Nine. You were so fabulous, man.
Once you started talking to us.
00:25:49.280 --> 00:25:50.120 align:center
Nishant bhai?
00:25:50.200 --> 00:25:51.040 align:center
- Ten, ten.
- Ten?
00:25:51.120 --> 00:25:53.160 align:center
For Gujarat,
for creating a scene in Ahmedabad.
00:25:53.360 --> 00:25:54.600 align:center
- Yes.
- Yeah…
00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:56.960 align:center
That makes your average 8.5.
00:25:58.120 --> 00:25:59.200 align:center
It's 8.5.
00:26:09.200 --> 00:26:11.360 align:center
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't fuck with you, man.
00:26:11.760 --> 00:26:14.080 align:center
Oh, it is 8.5. Let's go!
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:17.200 align:center
- Congratulations, brother.
- Thanks a lot.
00:26:17.280 --> 00:26:19.080 align:center
Take care.
A huge round of applause for him.
00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.920 align:center
Hey, I'm covering
all the brand callouts now, aren't I?
00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:29.080 align:center
Kim? What?
00:26:30.080 --> 00:26:31.160 align:center
Speak up.
00:26:31.240 --> 00:26:33.120 align:center
- I've sent you a chit.
- You sent me a chit?
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:35.000 align:center
Is there any brand left to roast?
00:26:36.360 --> 00:26:37.920 align:center
"Give a shout-out to Flipkart Minutes.
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:40.840 align:center
Cheap, value for money, quick delivery."
00:26:41.320 --> 00:26:42.400 align:center
Hey, come back, man.
00:26:43.320 --> 00:26:44.920 align:center
Come back. I forgot one.
00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:46.800 align:center
- Vijay.
- Come on, quick!
00:26:47.280 --> 00:26:50.800 align:center
You're too late. Flipkart Minutes
would've been here by now!
00:26:52.760 --> 00:26:54.440 align:center
Go back. Go back.
00:26:55.120 --> 00:26:56.120 align:center
You're too late.
00:26:56.520 --> 00:26:59.760 align:center
Flipkart Minutes is the cheapest.
Really the cheapest.
00:27:00.240 --> 00:27:02.200 align:center
Make some noise for Flipkart Minutes.
00:27:04.560 --> 00:27:07.000 align:center
Make some noise for
the next act, Mihir Patil!
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:13.920 align:center
Sir, sir, sir! No, sir!
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:15.680 align:center
Sir, I haven't done anything!
00:27:15.880 --> 00:27:17.080 align:center
Sir, he's such a big politician!
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:19.960 align:center
How could I murder Arun Kulkarni, sir?
00:27:20.040 --> 00:27:22.360 align:center
No, sir! No! Please forgive me, sir!
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:25.320 align:center
No, I'll stay quiet.
I'll stay quiet, sir. No.
00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:29.440 align:center
I really haven't done anything.
00:27:30.080 --> 00:27:31.480 align:center
I'm just a farmer.
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:34.120 align:center
I'm just a farmer.
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:37.560 align:center
What's going on in my head?
00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:40.480 align:center
My family, my home,
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:42.640 align:center
and my farming.
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:44.600 align:center
How could I commit a murder?
00:27:46.560 --> 00:27:48.880 align:center
This… this is a prison,
00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:53.200 align:center
but weird doctors come here.
00:27:53.800 --> 00:27:55.600 align:center
And they mumble something
00:27:55.920 --> 00:28:00.160 align:center
about me having
a split personality disorder.
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:02.480 align:center
I don't know what that is.
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:04.600 align:center
I'll tell you what it is!
00:28:06.800 --> 00:28:09.680 align:center
I committed the murder!
I killed Arun Kulkarni!
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:12.400 align:center
Sir, please let me go.
I didn't do anything.
00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:13.560 align:center
I'm innocent, sir.
00:28:17.120 --> 00:28:18.640 align:center
Samay Raina at the police station.
00:28:26.120 --> 00:28:28.840 align:center
Amazing, man!
Mihir Patil, that was so good!
00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:29.840 align:center
Thank you.
00:28:30.120 --> 00:28:31.840 align:center
- Wow.
- Since when have you two been acting?
00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:35.640 align:center
Since childhood.
00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:38.680 align:center
As a professional actor,
what do you think…
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:39.880 align:center
Sharon?
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.280 align:center
Varun bhai, tell us.
I didn't understand what that was.
00:28:48.760 --> 00:28:49.680 align:center
Was he good?
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:51.080 align:center
He was very good.
00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:52.720 align:center
You whispered "decent" in my ear.
00:28:52.800 --> 00:28:53.920 align:center
I said-- No, no.
00:28:54.520 --> 00:28:55.480 align:center
I said he was good.
00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:58.400 align:center
I think you differentiated
between both characters.
00:28:59.400 --> 00:29:00.240 align:center
Maybe…
00:29:01.320 --> 00:29:05.080 align:center
Maybe the other character
could've been more positive and cool.
00:29:05.320 --> 00:29:07.080 align:center
Like, he could've spoken
with a slight smile.
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:08.760 align:center
- Instead of anger-- Okay.
- Yeah.
00:29:08.840 --> 00:29:11.760 align:center
A bit chill. Since one was hyper,
the other could be cool.
00:29:11.840 --> 00:29:13.560 align:center
Otherwise, you hit all the notes.
00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:17.120 align:center
What I liked was that you had
a good command of the language.
00:29:17.320 --> 00:29:19.120 align:center
You used a regional language.
You used Marathi.
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:21.280 align:center
- Yeah, Marathi.
- It felt authentic because of that.
00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:23.600 align:center
Wow! Let's hear it for Varun Dhawan!
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:24.600 align:center
Yeah!
00:29:26.360 --> 00:29:29.240 align:center
Could you explain to us fools
what you just told him?
00:29:29.320 --> 00:29:31.080 align:center
- Yeah.
- Say it with a smile?
00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:32.000 align:center
With a smile.
00:29:32.080 --> 00:29:34.400 align:center
- Should I?
- We'd love to see a maestro at work.
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:36.040 align:center
Oh, maestro!
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.600 align:center
I don't remember his exact dialogue.
00:29:39.320 --> 00:29:41.400 align:center
Varun Dhawan acting on our show!
00:29:47.040 --> 00:29:49.400 align:center
No, sir! I didn't kill him.
00:29:49.760 --> 00:29:51.520 align:center
I didn't kill Arun Kulkarni, sir.
00:29:51.840 --> 00:29:55.400 align:center
I'm just a poor farmer.
I just think about my wife and kids
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:56.400 align:center
and focus on my work.
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:58.560 align:center
Please, don't hit me. Please.
00:29:58.760 --> 00:30:00.280 align:center
I didn't do anything, sir. Please.
00:30:01.120 --> 00:30:03.720 align:center
The doctor says I'm getting treated.
00:30:04.080 --> 00:30:05.120 align:center
I don't know anything, sir.
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:06.560 align:center
I don't know anything.
00:30:07.760 --> 00:30:09.680 align:center
Bro, that's crazy!
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:11.960 align:center
Oh, man! Bro!
00:30:12.360 --> 00:30:15.040 align:center
- Varun bhai!
- Varun bhai!
00:30:15.600 --> 00:30:16.880 align:center
That was amazing!
00:30:17.040 --> 00:30:20.840 align:center
I'm giving Varun bhai an Avvatar Protein
for that! Come here.
00:30:21.080 --> 00:30:22.400 align:center
Varun bhai, you're so good!
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.600 align:center
Yeah, Varun bhai, you act
really well when you're drunk!
00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:25.720 align:center
You're unbelievable!
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:30.080 align:center
You're so good, bro.
How can I give him an eight now?
00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:32.320 align:center
- You were so good.
- He was very good.
00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:35.440 align:center
How did it feel acting in front of
Medha Shankr and Varun Dhawan?
00:30:35.760 --> 00:30:40.080 align:center
It felt good because
maybe they appreciate acting,
00:30:40.320 --> 00:30:42.440 align:center
or maybe they know
what the struggle is like.
00:30:46.320 --> 00:30:48.320 align:center
It's right there, bro.
It's right there.
00:30:48.800 --> 00:30:50.560 align:center
I'm not even gonna make
the joke, you know.
00:30:53.320 --> 00:30:55.960 align:center
No, I'm pretty sure Varun sir
must have struggled a lot too.
00:30:56.120 --> 00:30:58.120 align:center
Yeah, in finding the way to Habitat.
00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:02.280 align:center
Who did you struggle under?
00:31:02.360 --> 00:31:03.800 align:center
Which comics did you work for?
00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:05.200 align:center
I'm still struggling, man.
Three FIRs.
00:31:05.280 --> 00:31:06.880 align:center
- No, no, no. You're not.
- Rubbish!
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:08.760 align:center
- Now you are not, Samay, come on.
- I have three FIRs, bro.
00:31:08.840 --> 00:31:11.600 align:center
- I can't even do a show in Gujarat now.
- You made it. I told you this before.
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:12.560 align:center
You made it now.
00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:14.080 align:center
He doesn't believe it, you know.
He doesn't believe it.
00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:15.840 align:center
Even when I tell him,
"You made it, brother."
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.760 align:center
- No, it's an act.
- No, he's just a good actor.
00:31:17.840 --> 00:31:18.680 align:center
Are you acting?
00:31:18.760 --> 00:31:21.080 align:center
- The best acting I've ever--
- No, I fucking made it, bro!
00:31:24.320 --> 00:31:25.240 align:center
Still alive.
00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:28.080 align:center
I'm sitting next to Varun Dhawan
and Medha Shankr.
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:29.800 align:center
I fucking made it, man.
Come on. Come on.
00:31:29.880 --> 00:31:31.080 align:center
- For real, bro.
- No, no.
00:31:31.400 --> 00:31:33.800 align:center
- Jokes aside…
- You've got all these people here for you.
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:35.800 align:center
Every time you do this.
That's…
00:31:36.040 --> 00:31:37.840 align:center
- We all love you, Samay.
- Yeah, we all love you.
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.000 align:center
- That's the biggest thing, man.
- Oh, man!
00:31:40.560 --> 00:31:43.200 align:center
I guess he's one of the most
inappropriate people
00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:44.800 align:center
living in our country,
but we still love him.
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:47.000 align:center
And that means he's made it.
00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.080 align:center
I love you so much, Varun bhai.
You're so cool.
00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.240 align:center
Usually, an actor like you
wouldn't take jokes.
00:31:53.320 --> 00:31:55.040 align:center
You have to be able to take a joke.
00:31:55.120 --> 00:31:58.560 align:center
I feel like comedy is needed in this
country and around the world right now.
00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:00.760 align:center
- We need it more than anything, man.
- Yeah.
00:32:00.840 --> 00:32:02.000 align:center
Just laugh at yourself.
00:32:02.080 --> 00:32:03.440 align:center
- I love you, brother.
- I wish--
00:32:03.520 --> 00:32:04.680 align:center
Too sentimental right now.
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.480 align:center
I thought they were about to make out.
00:32:11.240 --> 00:32:13.920 align:center
But, Mihir bhai,
what's your goal in life?
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:16.120 align:center
You do great acting.
What do you wanna do in life?
00:32:16.600 --> 00:32:19.160 align:center
I really want to be a known figure,
to be honest.
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.600 align:center
I want people to know me.
00:32:21.760 --> 00:32:23.920 align:center
- If I'm going--
- You were about to do it,
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:25.960 align:center
but Varun bhai acted better than you.
00:32:26.320 --> 00:32:27.600 align:center
No, you did great, man.
You were too good.
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.000 align:center
I'm just gonna appreciate you
for the next--
00:32:29.080 --> 00:32:30.520 align:center
- No. Why?
- I love you, man!
00:32:30.600 --> 00:32:32.200 align:center
- Love your lips, man.
- You just…
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.440 align:center
- The lemonade is here.
- Okay.
00:32:37.560 --> 00:32:38.680 align:center
Your water is here.
00:32:39.800 --> 00:32:40.640 align:center
Drink it.
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:42.000 align:center
- So, Mihir Patil ji…
- Yes, sir.
00:32:42.120 --> 00:32:43.960 align:center
- Hey, don't take my--
- Would you like some water?
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.480 align:center
Amazing! Hope they don't start
a rumor about us!
00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.040 align:center
They'll make AI videos on you, sir.
00:32:53.120 --> 00:32:54.440 align:center
Yeah. What is that about, man?
00:32:54.520 --> 00:32:55.400 align:center
You'll see.
00:33:00.760 --> 00:33:02.000 align:center
- Mihir Patil, man.
- Yes.
00:33:02.080 --> 00:33:03.520 align:center
We made each other laugh a lot.
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:06.120 align:center
- Now you do something.
- Yeah.
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:12.040 align:center
I just had a breakup three days ago.
00:33:12.280 --> 00:33:13.560 align:center
- Three days? Oh!
- Yeah.
00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:16.000 align:center
It ended on a good note.
00:33:16.080 --> 00:33:17.520 align:center
What did she say?
"I wanna break up with you"?
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:20.920 align:center
Yeah, she said everything hurts her.
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:22.640 align:center
Whatever things from my past there are.
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:23.800 align:center
What did you do in the past?
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:24.880 align:center
Past means…
00:33:25.360 --> 00:33:26.920 align:center
So, like, before commitment,
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:29.480 align:center
- I was on…
- Alcohol, gambling, tobacco? What?
00:33:29.560 --> 00:33:31.400 align:center
- Don't put words in his mouth.
- Dating apps.
00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:32.560 align:center
He was on dating apps.
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:34.360 align:center
- You were on dating apps.
- Yeah, I was on dating apps.
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.080 align:center
And she didn't know about it
00:33:37.320 --> 00:33:38.440 align:center
when I was dating her.
00:33:38.560 --> 00:33:41.080 align:center
- With her--
- You were on dating apps while dating her?
00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:42.360 align:center
- No, no, no.
- Wait.
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.200 align:center
- Date. Just normal dates.
- Hold on, Sharon.
00:33:44.280 --> 00:33:46.160 align:center
- Sharon…
- It triggered her trauma.
00:33:46.240 --> 00:33:47.080 align:center
Sharon…
00:33:48.800 --> 00:33:52.520 align:center
I got off dating apps about ten days
before I committed to her.
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:55.720 align:center
The day you said hi to her,
you should've deleted it.
00:33:55.800 --> 00:33:57.080 align:center
- What?
- When he said hi?!
00:33:57.160 --> 00:33:58.400 align:center
- No way!
- How could he have known?
00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:00.320 align:center
- No way. I disagree.
- Yeah.
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:01.360 align:center
- Of course, you will!
- No…
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:04.520 align:center
Of course not. You give me a sign,
then I'll delete the dating app.
00:34:04.600 --> 00:34:07.120 align:center
What is-- She gave you a sign.
She said hi back.
00:34:07.280 --> 00:34:08.120 align:center
That's enough?!
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.239 align:center
She said hi back, so you
should delete the dating app?
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:11.199 align:center
Yeah.
00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:13.239 align:center
No, but-- Why don't we ask the audience?
00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:15.320 align:center
Like, I don't know anything
about these dating apps.
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:17.880 align:center
But when you're just talking,
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:19.560 align:center
do you still have to delete it?
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:21.239 align:center
If you like the girl, then yes.
00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:22.639 align:center
At what point do you have to delete it?
00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:25.040 align:center
But if you like the girl, you said hi,
00:34:25.120 --> 00:34:27.199 align:center
and she replies to you, then
why talk to someone else?
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:28.920 align:center
- After just one "hi"?
- My girl!
00:34:29.040 --> 00:34:30.960 align:center
- After just one "hi"?
- Just one "hi," and you delete it?
00:34:31.040 --> 00:34:31.920 align:center
If you say hi to a girl,
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:33.560 align:center
- then you can't talk to other girls!
- Please come here.
00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:35.199 align:center
- Yeah, come here. Come here.
- Yeah.
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.120 align:center
- Make your case.
- Please. Come on up.
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.639 align:center
Is he your boyfriend?
Is that your boyfriend?
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:40.199 align:center
- That's my husband.
- Okay, then…
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:42.679 align:center
- Oh! Where is your boyfriend?
- No, come here.
00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:45.880 align:center
Let's call your husband too.
Sir, you too…
00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:48.560 align:center
Saif, what do you feel about this?
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:50.880 align:center
If you just said hi to a girl
before you were married, obviously--
00:34:50.960 --> 00:34:53.480 align:center
- Before.
- I don't think it's a problem.
00:34:53.600 --> 00:34:55.080 align:center
- Yeah?
- You don't think it's a problem?
00:34:55.159 --> 00:34:57.200 align:center
Yeah, yeah, there we go!
00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:59.200 align:center
But he liked the girl, Saif!
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:01.480 align:center
What's the problem with saying hi?
00:35:01.560 --> 00:35:03.760 align:center
He was on a dating app!
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:05.320 align:center
He was on a dating app!
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:07.000 align:center
He was on a dating app, Saif!
00:35:07.080 --> 00:35:08.880 align:center
But he just said hi to her.
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:10.120 align:center
Hold on.
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:13.040 align:center
Brother, you don't think it's a problem?
00:35:13.240 --> 00:35:14.800 align:center
- It was on a dating app.
- I won't have a problem.
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:16.320 align:center
- One second.
- He said hi, man!
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:17.880 align:center
- What did you do?
- If he said more, it'd be a problem.
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:19.920 align:center
- I just said hi…
- One second, one second.
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:21.000 align:center
- One second.
- One second.
00:35:21.080 --> 00:35:23.400 align:center
Order, order, order, order!
00:35:23.640 --> 00:35:26.760 align:center
Order! You can order anything
on Flipkart Minutes
00:35:27.240 --> 00:35:28.920 align:center
in ten minutes!
00:35:30.080 --> 00:35:31.680 align:center
Just in ten minutes.
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:35.600 align:center
- Mihir, step aside. Let them fight.
- Sir…
00:35:36.160 --> 00:35:38.080 align:center
Bro, one second. Ma'am…
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:40.040 align:center
- Your own husband.
- Brother.
00:35:40.160 --> 00:35:42.000 align:center
The one you exchanged varmala with.
00:35:42.200 --> 00:35:43.600 align:center
- No, no.
- No varmala.
00:35:43.680 --> 00:35:44.600 align:center
- It's "qubool hai."
- It was a nikah.
00:35:44.680 --> 00:35:46.080 align:center
- It's "qubool hai."
- His name is Saif.
00:35:46.160 --> 00:35:47.840 align:center
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
00:35:48.120 --> 00:35:49.080 align:center
Sorry.
00:35:49.720 --> 00:35:50.760 align:center
Sorry, sorry.
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:52.600 align:center
Sorry.
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:56.200 align:center
- Thank you so much for your time.
- Thank you, guys.
00:35:56.600 --> 00:35:58.160 align:center
And Saif, you're a brave guy.
00:35:58.240 --> 00:36:00.360 align:center
Join the Mahila Mukti Morcha.
00:36:00.680 --> 00:36:03.000 align:center
- Man, let me tell you honestly.
- Nice meeting you.
00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:05.560 align:center
- You meet a lot of women.
- Yeah.
00:36:05.640 --> 00:36:06.960 align:center
You must be getting tired.
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:09.120 align:center
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
00:36:09.200 --> 00:36:11.440 align:center
- You know what you need in life?
- Yeah, I do.
00:36:11.520 --> 00:36:14.560 align:center
You need some Avvatar Protein, my man!
00:36:14.640 --> 00:36:15.560 align:center
Fuck…
00:36:16.040 --> 00:36:17.920 align:center
Take this disgusting protein
00:36:18.240 --> 00:36:20.160 align:center
and keep your protein to yourself.
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:22.200 align:center
Make some noise for him.
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.920 align:center
Was it really wrong?
I still don't get it--
00:36:29.000 --> 00:36:30.840 align:center
- You're a player, brother.
- Have fun, man.
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:32.120 align:center
Let me tell you something.
00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:35.000 align:center
You have one life.
Do what you want.
00:36:35.120 --> 00:36:36.600 align:center
You'll regret it when you're old.
00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:40.320 align:center
But don't let anyone blame you
in a relationship.
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:42.240 align:center
- Yeah.
- Don't let anyone put you down.
00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:43.480 align:center
What's done is done.
00:36:43.560 --> 00:36:44.440 align:center
Yeah, I don't feel…
00:36:44.520 --> 00:36:46.600 align:center
They got the audience to fuck with you,
and now they're saying,
00:36:46.680 --> 00:36:48.760 align:center
"Don't let anyone put you down…"
00:36:53.680 --> 00:36:56.000 align:center
- Mihir bhai, we're just messing around.
- Yeah, I know.
00:36:56.080 --> 00:36:57.680 align:center
Make some noise for Mihir bhai.
00:36:59.600 --> 00:37:01.680 align:center
Loved your acting,
loved Varun bhai's acting,
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.040 align:center
and I loved the show today.
00:37:03.160 --> 00:37:05.360 align:center
A round of applause for Mihir bhai,
one more time.
00:37:06.520 --> 00:37:07.360 align:center
Thank you.
00:37:08.240 --> 00:37:09.880 align:center
I'd like to give you
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:13.200 align:center
- an eight, my brother.
- Thank you.
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:16.800 align:center
That's eight for your-- Ten for
your acting, and two for your character.
00:37:18.120 --> 00:37:19.440 align:center
For the two characters you played.
00:37:19.520 --> 00:37:20.720 align:center
Oh, I see. Okay.
00:37:26.320 --> 00:37:28.920 align:center
I think I'll also give you--
I'll give you an 8.5.
00:37:29.040 --> 00:37:30.840 align:center
- Okay.
- Point five because you're a player.
00:37:32.640 --> 00:37:33.520 align:center
Nine.
00:37:33.640 --> 00:37:34.720 align:center
- Yes?
- Sharon ji.
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:36.320 align:center
Eight. Ten for your acting,
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:38.520 align:center
minus two for the two girls
you were talking to.
00:37:38.600 --> 00:37:40.040 align:center
Oh! Sharon?
00:37:40.160 --> 00:37:41.280 align:center
Wow, nicely done.
00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:43.640 align:center
Let's hear it. Nishant Tanwar.
00:37:44.040 --> 00:37:47.320 align:center
Six for your acting, and two for
the girls you were talking to. Eight.
00:37:56.600 --> 00:37:59.440 align:center
So, that makes your average 8.5.
00:38:00.240 --> 00:38:01.280 align:center
He won.
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:02.240 align:center
No, no, no.
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:03.840 align:center
It's nine.
00:38:04.600 --> 00:38:07.400 align:center
Oh, no!
00:38:07.720 --> 00:38:09.120 align:center
I love you so much, Mihir bhai.
00:38:09.200 --> 00:38:11.320 align:center
I wish you'd won.
Give it up for Mihir Patil!
00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:14.560 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
00:38:14.640 --> 00:38:18.800 align:center
And with that, we're at the end of
India's Got Latent!
00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:22.240 align:center
Can you believe it?
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:24.080 align:center
- It's midnight already!
- Yeah.
00:38:24.200 --> 00:38:25.200 align:center
Wow!
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:26.320 align:center
So much fun.
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:28.400 align:center
And thank you so much,
everyone, for joining us.
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.640 align:center
How did you like it, Varun bhai?
Tell me honestly.
00:38:30.720 --> 00:38:32.280 align:center
I'll know when I see the edit.
00:38:32.720 --> 00:38:35.440 align:center
But I think it was outstanding.
I think it was great.
00:38:35.520 --> 00:38:37.760 align:center
I think the idea was
to come here, have fun,
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:39.200 align:center
and get made fun of,
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:41.040 align:center
which you did pretty well.
00:38:41.760 --> 00:38:44.320 align:center
But yeah,
just keep entertaining people, man.
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:46.200 align:center
- We all need to loosen up.
- I love you so much, bro.
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:48.000 align:center
- Thank you.
- Medha ji, how did you feel? Final words?
00:38:48.240 --> 00:38:52.200 align:center
It was so fun, but like,
he was prepared to be joked about.
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:53.120 align:center
I wasn't.
00:38:53.200 --> 00:38:54.640 align:center
- Oh…
- So that was a surprise.
00:38:54.720 --> 00:38:56.640 align:center
- Did it upset you?
- Yes, I'll cry at home.
00:38:57.320 --> 00:38:58.760 align:center
- Sorry.
- I'm just kidding.
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:00.080 align:center
No, but I had a lot of fun.
00:39:00.160 --> 00:39:02.680 align:center
And yeah, I'm a big fan of the show.
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:04.480 align:center
- Let's go!
- I'm so glad.
00:39:04.680 --> 00:39:05.720 align:center
Sharon Verma ji.
00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:08.480 align:center
So good. I've never been a judge before.
00:39:09.120 --> 00:39:11.280 align:center
It took you guys so long
to get here. Look at me.
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:16.280 align:center
- But did you have fun?
- Yeah. So good.
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:17.200 align:center
What about you, Nishant bhai?
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:19.840 align:center
No, but genuinely, I love this guy.
00:39:20.120 --> 00:39:22.280 align:center
We've hung out so much
in the last year.
00:39:22.640 --> 00:39:24.640 align:center
Since he was having a rough time,
00:39:24.720 --> 00:39:26.520 align:center
he was in the US, and I'd call
to check on him.
00:39:26.600 --> 00:39:28.920 align:center
He'd tell jokes on the call too.
00:39:29.040 --> 00:39:31.120 align:center
I'm just glad we're back.
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:32.480 align:center
We're fucking back with season two.
00:39:32.560 --> 00:39:33.720 align:center
This means so much to us.
00:39:33.960 --> 00:39:35.280 align:center
I'm glad.
00:39:36.120 --> 00:39:39.320 align:center
Give it up for the panel,
for both our bodyguards,
00:39:39.520 --> 00:39:42.400 align:center
for India's Got Latent,
for Ai+ phone, for Wild Stone,
00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:44.960 align:center
Flipkart, and Avvatar Protein.
00:39:45.080 --> 00:39:45.920 align:center
Bye-bye.
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:53.040 align:center
And they tied a rope to both its legs
00:39:53.120 --> 00:39:54.720 align:center
and forcefully milked it.
00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:56.560 align:center
Just then, Rabri ji came and said,
00:39:56.680 --> 00:40:00.720 align:center
"Hey, the buffalo you
tied up and forcefully milked,
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:02.840 align:center
I saw it all on the CCTV camera.
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:04.640 align:center
That's not a cow. It's a bull."
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.640 align:center
Here, drink that bull's milk.
00:40:10.600 --> 00:40:12.480 align:center
You drink it too, sir.
You'll grow hair.
00:40:21.720 --> 00:40:22.840 align:center
I had some friends.
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.880 align:center
When I turned 18 and was a virgin,
they told me
00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:29.040 align:center
I should spend some money
and get laid or something.
00:40:29.120 --> 00:40:31.720 align:center
- So…
- I see. The Nishant bhai problem.
00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:32.680 align:center
So…
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:34.160 align:center
I just do comedy!
00:40:35.520 --> 00:40:39.640 align:center
So, they were basically
asking for 2,000 rupees upfront.
00:40:39.720 --> 00:40:41.080 align:center
I told them I only had 200 rupees.
00:40:41.160 --> 00:40:43.080 align:center
My friends pitched in,
and they agreed to settle for 200.
00:40:43.240 --> 00:40:46.000 align:center
When I got there,
I found out it wasn't a girl.
00:40:46.080 --> 00:40:47.520 align:center
It was a ladyboy.
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:49.760 align:center
Where was this? In Bangkok?
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:50.840 align:center
No. In Chandigarh.
00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:51.760 align:center
In Chandigarh?!
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:53.560 align:center
- This happens in Chandigarh?!
- In Chandigarh?!
00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:56.160 align:center
Varun bhai is like,
"I've just been to Bangkok."
00:40:56.240 --> 00:40:57.320 align:center
What…
00:40:59.720 --> 00:41:02.080 align:center
You'll find ladyboys in Bangkok!
00:41:02.600 --> 00:41:04.040 align:center
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:41:04.120 --> 00:41:06.960 align:center
- Hello, hello.
- Samay bhaiya. One, two.
00:41:07.120 --> 00:41:08.120 align:center
Wow!
00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:09.280 align:center
That's what we'll give.
00:41:14.080 --> 00:41:15.480 align:center
You make dog sounds.
00:41:17.160 --> 00:41:18.520 align:center
Did we ask you to make them?
00:41:19.120 --> 00:41:20.200 align:center
Did we ask you?
00:41:20.520 --> 00:41:23.560 align:center
- We were just reading, man.
- Reminded me of the ending of Stree 2.
00:41:23.720 --> 00:41:25.320 align:center
Bro, how about Bhediya?
00:41:25.520 --> 00:41:28.000 align:center
- Come on, Varun bhai. Let's go!
- Bhediya. Come on!
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:29.600 align:center
Varun bhai, come on!
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:31.840 align:center
Come on, come on.
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.440 align:center
- Bhediya No. 1.
- Should I act with him?
00:41:34.520 --> 00:41:35.520 align:center
- You're an actor, right?
- Hey, you--
00:41:35.600 --> 00:41:37.400 align:center
- You become an animal.
- Do whatever you want to do.
00:41:38.040 --> 00:41:39.880 align:center
- Do something together, man.
- I can act.
00:41:40.080 --> 00:41:41.200 align:center
- He came to be Bhediya.
- Go ahead.
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:42.640 align:center
You'll be able to do it, but…
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:48.320 align:center
One minute, one minute.
00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:50.120 align:center
Get over here, asshole. Come here.
00:41:50.200 --> 00:41:52.000 align:center
- Hey, I didn't say it, man.
- Come here, come here.
00:41:52.600 --> 00:41:54.560 align:center
- Come on.
- I didn't even say that.
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:57.080 align:center
- You two fight now.
- Come on. No, you come too.
00:41:57.160 --> 00:41:58.920 align:center
No, it's your show.
We aren't even getting paid.
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:00.280 align:center
- Please.
- You have to make the money.
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:02.160 align:center
Come on. Let's all three do something.
00:42:02.680 --> 00:42:03.560 align:center
What should we do?
00:42:03.680 --> 00:42:05.480 align:center
You just-- Let's each act like an animal.
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:07.400 align:center
Should I be an animal first?
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:09.560 align:center
- A peacock.
- A peacock?
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:18.080 align:center
We can all three do that.
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.040 align:center
Let's be animals. Let's do it.
00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:25.840 align:center
Oh, God.
00:42:36.600 --> 00:42:38.120 align:center
Son of a bitch!