WEBVTT 00:05.560 --> 00:07.400 Welcome to India's Got Latent! 00:09.920 --> 00:11.960 Are we ready to start the show? 00:12.040 --> 00:13.600 Yes! 00:13.680 --> 00:15.440 We have an amazing panel for you. 00:15.520 --> 00:17.920 Give it up for Nishant Tanwar. 00:25.120 --> 00:28.520 The next act-- Actually, she was a performer in the first season. 00:29.120 --> 00:31.360 And in the second season, she's a judge. 00:31.960 --> 00:35.520 That just shows that we don't have any standards. 00:36.160 --> 00:38.160 Give it up for Sharon Verma. 00:42.000 --> 00:44.160 Up next, we have a Bollywood actress. 00:44.760 --> 00:46.640 Her first movie was 12th Fail, 00:46.920 --> 00:49.560 and her last movie was a box-office fail. 00:50.480 --> 00:52.840 Give it up for Medha Shankr! 00:55.680 --> 00:58.160 Our next guest is also a Bollywood star. 00:58.240 --> 01:00.200 Give it up for Varun Dhawan, everybody! 01:08.960 --> 01:10.640 I love you so much, brother! 01:11.160 --> 01:13.320 Let's hear it for our panel! 01:16.400 --> 01:19.120 - Varun bhai, welcome to the show. - Thank you for having me, buddy. 01:19.200 --> 01:20.120 How are you feeling? 01:20.920 --> 01:23.120 I feel like… 01:24.400 --> 01:25.840 I could get bail 01:26.440 --> 01:27.960 - if something happens-- - Again, only because of your dad. 01:28.080 --> 01:29.360 Yeah, only because of my dad. 01:30.640 --> 01:32.920 - Have you changed? After the FIR? - No. 01:33.040 --> 01:35.560 I mean, I have such big celebrities on my show now. 01:35.640 --> 01:37.080 That's the biggest thing that's happened after the FIR. 01:37.160 --> 01:38.880 Alia Bhatt, and now Varun Dhawan. 01:38.960 --> 01:40.440 The show just keeps going downhill. 01:45.040 --> 01:47.400 Honestly, I've been a huge fan of Latent. 01:47.480 --> 01:49.760 Season one, I was-- I'd watch it a lot. 01:49.840 --> 01:51.760 When it went off air, I… 01:51.880 --> 01:54.120 - Would you watch with your parents? - I've shown them-- 01:54.200 --> 01:55.520 I've shown my dad a couple of episodes 01:55.600 --> 01:56.560 - of the show. - Do you join them and watch it? 01:56.640 --> 01:59.040 No, I'd never watch it with anyone. I'd watch it alone. 01:59.120 --> 02:00.840 - But-- - Would you rather watch Latent alone, 02:00.920 --> 02:03.400 or watch it with your parents? 02:03.520 --> 02:05.440 I'd just watch it alone. That's it. 02:05.600 --> 02:08.080 But I knew at the time that something would go off. 02:08.199 --> 02:10.320 - It would go-- - And it has. You're here. 02:10.520 --> 02:11.600 It really did go off. 02:12.640 --> 02:15.000 But, Varun bhai, congratulations on your new movie. 02:15.080 --> 02:16.240 - Thank you. - What's it called? 02:16.320 --> 02:17.560 Hai Jawani Toh Ishq Hona Hai. 02:17.640 --> 02:19.920 Hai Papa Director Toh Actor Hona Hai. 02:25.600 --> 02:27.840 Before I forget, Varun bhai, 02:27.920 --> 02:31.160 I have a gift for you from Flipkart Minutes. 02:31.240 --> 02:32.680 I ordered it just as you were arriving, 02:32.760 --> 02:35.000 and Flipkart Minutes delivered it in five minutes. 02:35.120 --> 02:37.480 Can we get Varun bhai's gift out here, please? 02:38.400 --> 02:39.760 - Bullshit. - No, for real. 02:40.240 --> 02:41.880 - Really? - Yes, sir. 02:43.240 --> 02:45.200 Let's hear it for Flipkart Minutes, everyone! 02:45.320 --> 02:46.360 Oh, really? 02:46.880 --> 02:49.960 This is for you. I heard you really love Nike shoes. 02:50.040 --> 02:51.640 Everyone does. Let me take a look. 02:51.720 --> 02:53.440 Because your smile is like Nike too, right? 03:02.200 --> 03:04.080 But jokes aside, Varun bhai, thank you so much for being here. 03:04.160 --> 03:05.920 Give it up for Varun Dhawan! What a guy! 03:07.560 --> 03:09.480 We also have Medha Shankr here. 03:10.040 --> 03:11.600 Straight after 12th Fail. 03:12.400 --> 03:14.040 Hi. Yeah, thank you. 03:14.480 --> 03:17.760 Medha is here to balance out Nishant Tanwar's ugliness. 03:22.000 --> 03:24.320 Sure, roast me all you want, just don't take me to the Supreme Court again. 03:26.960 --> 03:29.600 Sharon Verma is here, guys. Give her a big round of applause! 03:31.080 --> 03:33.160 - I'm a big fan of Sharon. - Same here. 03:33.280 --> 03:34.840 I'm a big fan of yours too. 03:35.160 --> 03:37.480 My favorite performance was when you said that… 03:37.920 --> 03:39.440 Dilwale is like Inception. 03:41.520 --> 03:43.120 That was a joke. 03:43.200 --> 03:44.160 It really was a joke. 03:44.240 --> 03:47.480 I was being sarcastic, and nobody got it. So, yeah, maybe it was a bad joke. 03:47.560 --> 03:48.840 - Everyone got it. - But nobody-- 03:48.920 --> 03:51.040 I don't think anybody got it. They thought I was serious. 03:51.120 --> 03:53.320 I obviously wasn't serious. I didn't even get the trailer. 03:53.680 --> 03:56.880 - But okay, I'm just-- - No, but Dilwale was a great movie. 03:57.080 --> 03:58.880 - You know how he got that movie? - It was a great film. How? 03:58.960 --> 03:59.960 Because of his gharwale. 04:06.080 --> 04:08.440 - Are you nervous to be on this side? - I'm so nervous. 04:08.520 --> 04:10.600 I was so nervous that I ended up talking to him for half an hour… 04:11.880 --> 04:13.400 thinking he was Nishant Tanwar. 04:17.519 --> 04:19.600 And I talked to Nishant bhai thinking it was him. 04:23.640 --> 04:24.840 But, Nishant bhai, I love you so much. 04:24.920 --> 04:26.280 - Thank you so much for coming here. - Thank you. 04:26.360 --> 04:28.120 - Thank you. - Give it up for Nishant bhai. 04:29.360 --> 04:31.880 Should we begin India's Got Latent? 04:34.000 --> 04:37.600 Make some noise for the first act, Akaalpreet Singh! 05:05.800 --> 05:08.200 I sang a Punjabi song just for you. It's trending in Punjab. 05:08.280 --> 05:09.440 Let's go! 05:11.000 --> 05:13.920 Akaalpreet Singh ji, what does the song you just sang mean? 05:14.000 --> 05:17.280 Because I don't know Punjabi, so teach me a little. 05:17.440 --> 05:19.680 Bro, this song was trending all over social media. 05:19.960 --> 05:21.280 Was it trending in Punjabi? 05:21.480 --> 05:23.880 Tanwar bhai, you tell him. Tanmay Bhat reacted to it too. 05:24.040 --> 05:25.640 - I don't know about it. - Oh, man. 05:25.720 --> 05:27.520 - He doesn't invite him anymore. - Okay. 05:28.640 --> 05:32.000 So, as the only singer here-- You know, Medha Shankr is a classical singer. 05:32.520 --> 05:34.040 So, how bad was that? 05:35.480 --> 05:36.840 No, no, he did a good job. 05:36.920 --> 05:38.600 - Thank you. Big fan. - Very… good. 05:38.720 --> 05:40.640 Everybody's, right? Very smart. 05:41.080 --> 05:44.200 What you just sang, can we hear her sing it too? 05:44.640 --> 05:45.520 Why not? 05:45.680 --> 05:48.040 Yeah, so you sing one line, and then she'll sing a line. 05:52.560 --> 05:54.600 - "My darling's having mood swings…" - Let's go. Can you do this? 05:55.120 --> 05:56.080 Go again one more time. 05:56.160 --> 05:58.000 - "My darling's having mood swings." - The next line? 05:58.120 --> 05:59.040 - No, the same line. - Same line. 06:06.800 --> 06:09.040 - Oh, fuck! - Samay bhai, you're a liar. 06:09.120 --> 06:11.280 - You sang so well, paaji! - Bhai, you lied. 06:11.440 --> 06:12.640 You sang beautifully! 06:17.960 --> 06:19.560 Did you sing in 12th Fail? 06:19.640 --> 06:22.800 - Hey, come on! I don't know Punjabi! - No, you're right, ma'am. 06:22.880 --> 06:24.280 It hits a very high note. 06:24.360 --> 06:26.160 Now you sing something he can't. 06:26.680 --> 06:27.880 - In Marathi. - Hey! 06:27.960 --> 06:29.520 - Sing in any language. - Sing in any language. 06:32.400 --> 06:33.960 We'll get a copyright strike for this! 06:34.640 --> 06:36.360 - Hey! - How do I make up a song? 06:36.440 --> 06:37.600 Make something up. 06:37.680 --> 06:40.960 - Make it up myself? - Yeah, make something on "mood swings." 06:43.000 --> 06:43.960 Just do something. 06:51.840 --> 06:53.000 That's amazing! 06:54.200 --> 06:56.400 Finally redeemed! Say something nice now! 06:56.480 --> 06:57.600 - Well, this is really good. - I will-- Thank you. 06:57.680 --> 06:58.920 - Paaji. - Very nice. 07:06.280 --> 07:07.680 Bro, I just sang. 07:07.760 --> 07:09.960 How can I possibly sing that song? 07:10.720 --> 07:12.720 Paaji just made up his own translation and sang that. 07:12.800 --> 07:13.880 Tell me it was good. 07:14.520 --> 07:16.800 - No, man, you have a lot of confidence. - Thank you, bro. 07:16.880 --> 07:19.160 And your voice is really good too. I didn't know before. 07:19.520 --> 07:20.920 But now I get it. 07:24.080 --> 07:25.920 Paaji, you seem really thirsty. 07:27.560 --> 07:29.280 Did you run all the way here? 07:29.360 --> 07:31.200 My throat's bad. I have a sore throat. 07:31.320 --> 07:33.080 You're singing like this with a sore throat? 07:33.160 --> 07:35.920 My throat is bad. All my friends told me not to go. 07:36.440 --> 07:39.640 I knew Sonu Nigam wouldn't be there, so I'd surely sing better than anyone there. 07:43.960 --> 07:45.520 I understood that. I got that one. 07:45.600 --> 07:47.480 - That's good. - Did you get it? 07:47.600 --> 07:49.120 - Yeah. - Yeah, I got this one. 07:50.040 --> 07:52.840 But it's great, man. There's something about Punjabis. 07:52.920 --> 07:54.240 They've got this natural swag and aura. 07:54.320 --> 07:55.720 It was a pleasure meeting you. 07:56.720 --> 07:59.840 You've written here-- You read it too. Why should I do it alone? 08:00.200 --> 08:02.040 - Are you really a 12th fail? - Sharon! Sharon! 08:02.960 --> 08:04.320 Come on, just read something. 08:05.120 --> 08:06.280 Read. It's in English. 08:06.920 --> 08:08.040 Hey! 08:08.120 --> 08:10.360 Does drinking water actually help with a sore throat? 08:10.440 --> 08:11.840 A sore throat makes your throat dry. 08:12.120 --> 08:13.240 Yeah. 08:13.720 --> 08:16.160 - Should I give you something? - No, man. Thank you. 08:16.400 --> 08:18.280 - Oh, man… - Doing that ad again. 08:18.360 --> 08:19.880 I'll get an ad out of it, man. 08:20.160 --> 08:22.120 Here, take this Avvatar Protein drink. 08:23.120 --> 08:24.960 If you drink this, your throat will be… 08:26.280 --> 08:28.440 - totally fine. - Okay. 08:28.600 --> 08:29.680 Try it once. 08:33.919 --> 08:35.159 Man, this tastes like fart! 08:36.240 --> 08:37.200 What did he say? 08:39.840 --> 08:40.760 - Bro! - Disgusting. 08:40.840 --> 08:43.840 He just compared a liquid to a gas! 08:46.160 --> 08:47.320 - Fart… - Really! 08:47.400 --> 08:49.960 - Really. - Don't do that, paaji. They're my sponsor. 08:51.200 --> 08:53.720 I'm telling the truth. I'm not lying. Let anyone try it. 08:54.080 --> 08:55.480 You made me drink the nastiest thing! 08:55.720 --> 08:56.560 Paaji… 08:56.640 --> 08:57.520 Oh, man! 08:57.920 --> 09:00.080 Paaji, you'll walk away, 09:00.280 --> 09:02.160 and my money will be gone too. 09:04.160 --> 09:05.960 - Paaji, some praise-- - That water was fine, man. 09:06.040 --> 09:07.160 I could just drink that. 09:07.280 --> 09:08.120 The water… 09:10.160 --> 09:11.520 Paaji, want to try this? 09:11.640 --> 09:12.560 No, man. Thank you. 09:13.440 --> 09:16.080 Lost every sponsor in a single episode! 09:17.880 --> 09:18.840 Man… 09:18.920 --> 09:20.320 Why can't we score him? 09:20.760 --> 09:22.720 Forget the score! He's such a great guy! 09:22.800 --> 09:24.200 - No, I-- - Let's talk to him. 09:24.280 --> 09:25.960 - What do we know? - He could win. 09:26.360 --> 09:28.160 Maybe he can win. He already won, bro. 09:28.320 --> 09:29.560 - Yeah. - So, now you-- 09:29.640 --> 09:31.800 You gave him this juice of yours. 09:32.720 --> 09:34.720 Give him some of your kombucha. 09:35.760 --> 09:36.960 Make him drink the kombucha. 09:37.080 --> 09:39.720 Paaji, this is Varun Dhawan's company. 09:40.120 --> 09:42.760 Paaji, just take a sip and swear you'll tell the truth. 09:43.120 --> 09:44.160 It's kombucha, though. 09:44.920 --> 09:46.040 Tell me honestly, how is it? 09:47.120 --> 09:49.320 - Bro, spit it out over there. - That was fart, this is shit. 09:52.240 --> 09:53.560 Honestly! I'm not kidding! 10:02.120 --> 10:04.600 I brought it. I just wanted to drink it. 10:04.680 --> 10:07.080 - He said, "No, we'll endorse it!" - Varun bhai… 10:07.480 --> 10:08.480 "We'll endorse it." 10:08.920 --> 10:11.000 - But… - I love you, bro, but this is bad. 10:12.440 --> 10:13.280 He says he loves me. 10:13.360 --> 10:14.400 He said, "We'll promote it." 10:14.560 --> 10:16.880 - I was trying to promote it-- - Promote! Is this how you promote things? 10:16.960 --> 10:17.800 Sorry, man. 10:18.760 --> 10:19.600 Oh, man. 10:20.760 --> 10:23.160 Alright, give it up for Akaalpreet Singh! 10:24.160 --> 10:25.160 What a guy! 10:26.200 --> 10:29.000 - I loved you so much, bro. You're so nice. - Love you too, man. 10:29.200 --> 10:32.160 I love you too. And I give you a ten on ten, brother. 10:34.560 --> 10:36.320 Varun bhai has also given you a ten. 10:37.440 --> 10:38.560 - Ten. - Ten. 10:38.640 --> 10:39.600 - Ten. - Ten. 10:39.680 --> 10:40.920 - Ten. Ten. - Wow! 10:41.160 --> 10:42.680 I won't win like this. 10:42.760 --> 10:44.680 So, your average is ten. 10:44.880 --> 10:46.360 Don't laugh, man. I lost. 10:46.560 --> 10:48.920 But that's okay. I've won hearts. 10:49.000 --> 10:50.160 - 8.5? - 8.5. 10:50.240 --> 10:54.200 Oh, man! Paaji, what are you doing? 10:55.680 --> 10:56.520 Well, it's fine. 10:56.800 --> 10:58.480 - Bro! But… - I lost 100,000 rupees. 10:58.800 --> 11:00.120 Bro, I love you so much. 11:00.200 --> 11:02.920 I'll give you a protein bar from our side. 11:05.480 --> 11:07.240 This is Avvatar Protein bar. 11:07.320 --> 11:09.360 Bro, that must be diarrhea-level shit, honestly. 11:11.120 --> 11:12.080 I mean… 11:13.760 --> 11:15.480 - Paaji… - Bro, give me something edible. 11:15.560 --> 11:17.440 Why is everything here either fart or shit? 11:17.840 --> 11:19.600 Bro, I'll give you… 11:20.320 --> 11:22.200 a new Ai+ Nova phone. 11:22.520 --> 11:23.840 - Yeah, this is good. - Right? 11:24.120 --> 11:26.800 Please bring the new Ai+ Nova phone for him. 11:27.960 --> 11:30.840 Here's an excellent Ai+ Nova phone just for you, paaji. 11:30.920 --> 11:32.000 This looks like a headband. 11:34.440 --> 11:37.080 Take care, paaji. I love you so much. You're so good, bro. 11:37.160 --> 11:38.480 Make some noise for him, guys. 11:41.640 --> 11:42.680 He'll say something. 11:42.760 --> 11:45.880 India has Punjab, remember that. You'll see India go global. 11:45.960 --> 11:47.960 - Let's go! - Give me a cheer! 11:48.040 --> 11:49.280 The Punjabis are here! 11:52.120 --> 11:54.840 He'll unbox the phone and realize that's shit too. 11:58.600 --> 12:00.960 Bro, so good. You're the most talented person in the room. 12:06.600 --> 12:09.720 Alright! Give it up for Kabir Sharma. 12:12.680 --> 12:13.520 Hi, everyone. 12:13.600 --> 12:15.120 - Hi. Hi. Hi. - What's up? 12:15.240 --> 12:16.440 Hi. Namaste. Sat Sri Akaal. 12:17.080 --> 12:19.440 Alright. Samay, actually, I need your phone. 12:19.520 --> 12:20.560 Could you give me your phone? 12:20.720 --> 12:22.360 This is my real phone. Ai+ phone. 12:24.240 --> 12:26.640 Alright. It's your real phone? Okay, okay, alright. 12:27.680 --> 12:29.280 Looks pretty expensive to me. Alright. 12:29.560 --> 12:31.240 So, Samay, I'll take your phone. 12:32.200 --> 12:33.080 Let's mute it. 12:33.760 --> 12:34.640 Okay. 12:34.760 --> 12:37.000 We'll lock it and pack it in here. 12:38.200 --> 12:40.200 So I have a couple of dummy phones too, 12:40.440 --> 12:41.640 and your real phone. 12:41.920 --> 12:43.440 So, I'll just shuffle them here. 12:43.720 --> 12:45.880 Can you guess which envelope has your phone? 12:46.400 --> 12:48.720 One, two, or three? Which number is it? 12:49.880 --> 12:51.320 - Two. - In number two. 12:51.440 --> 12:54.240 So let's keep… one, two, three. 12:54.480 --> 12:56.440 One, two, and three. 12:56.600 --> 12:58.240 Oh, I forgot to ask, Samay. 12:58.320 --> 12:59.640 What's your favorite color? 13:00.040 --> 13:02.480 - Mine is black. - Black? Wrong answer. 13:03.520 --> 13:04.400 Blue. 13:05.960 --> 13:06.880 What? 13:08.480 --> 13:09.320 What? 13:10.680 --> 13:11.800 But mine is black. 13:12.120 --> 13:14.920 Black? Okay. No, from now on, blue is your favorite color. 13:15.000 --> 13:16.200 What a great magician, man! 13:17.000 --> 13:18.800 - What a great magician! - The prediction is right. 13:18.880 --> 13:19.720 Okay. 13:20.960 --> 13:22.320 Pick a number. One, two, or three. 13:22.520 --> 13:23.640 Two. Break it. 13:25.640 --> 13:26.760 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 13:31.840 --> 13:34.480 I hope your phone is as durable as you think it is. 13:35.440 --> 13:36.600 Okay, one or three? 13:37.160 --> 13:38.960 Your best friend Balraj isn't here today. 13:39.200 --> 13:41.640 - Who's your best friend among them? - Medha. 13:42.280 --> 13:44.840 - Medha, pick a number. One or three. - One. 13:44.960 --> 13:46.360 Your-- Okay, fine, one. 13:46.440 --> 13:49.120 Let's give one over here. We'll keep one here safely. 13:49.240 --> 13:50.760 Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask. 13:50.880 --> 13:53.440 Anyone here-- I mean, who among you is the smartest? 13:53.520 --> 13:54.960 - Varun Dhawan. - Okay. Varun… 13:57.520 --> 13:59.000 - Varun bhai… - He was Student of the Year. 13:59.080 --> 14:00.040 Student of the Year. 14:06.600 --> 14:08.720 Varun bhai, I have a question. 14:08.800 --> 14:10.440 What's this side of the hammer called? 14:11.320 --> 14:13.160 Back side. Front side. 14:13.440 --> 14:15.240 It's called a phone breaker. 14:20.520 --> 14:23.280 He thinks we'll be sad if our Ai+ phone breaks. 14:28.760 --> 14:29.600 Okay. 14:30.200 --> 14:31.640 You chose the numbers. 14:32.080 --> 14:33.520 Let's check one thing. 14:33.800 --> 14:34.960 If it is right… 14:37.280 --> 14:38.360 One second, sorry. 14:39.400 --> 14:40.720 You said number two, right? 14:41.040 --> 14:42.320 Actually, no, it's in number one. 14:42.400 --> 14:43.920 Thank you so much. Here's your phone. 14:44.040 --> 14:46.560 Unbeatable, guys. That's the magic. Thank you! 14:46.720 --> 14:48.200 You didn't even break it, man. 14:49.360 --> 14:51.200 Bro, can you just hide the hammer? 14:51.280 --> 14:52.760 Seeing that reminds me of a judge. 14:54.680 --> 14:55.960 - Nostalgia. - Yeah. 14:57.080 --> 14:59.240 Great magic! But I know how you did it. 14:59.400 --> 15:02.000 - Oh. - It's called magician's choice, right? 15:02.120 --> 15:03.000 No. 15:04.160 --> 15:05.480 Should I do the same trick? 15:06.720 --> 15:08.120 Genuinely, I can recreate it. 15:08.200 --> 15:09.480 Actually, Samay… 15:09.640 --> 15:11.760 Samay, I've got a gift for you. 15:11.840 --> 15:14.880 - Show me. - Before you jump all over me… 15:16.960 --> 15:18.120 What kind of magic is that? 15:18.200 --> 15:20.720 I mean, you-- I brought a gift for you. 15:20.800 --> 15:21.640 - Can I show it to you? - Sure. 15:21.720 --> 15:23.720 I mean, I have some options. 15:23.800 --> 15:26.600 Of course, magician's choice. I figured you should have a choice too. 15:27.240 --> 15:28.120 So… 15:31.120 --> 15:33.560 I brought gifts numbered one to five, 15:33.640 --> 15:37.800 - and these gifts are in my room. - Since you brought gifts, let's sit down. 15:38.320 --> 15:40.320 But you can choose any one of these. 15:40.400 --> 15:41.880 You can choose any number from one to five. 15:42.160 --> 15:44.520 - I'll go for one. - You'll go for one? 15:44.840 --> 15:46.680 These are very expensive gifts. 15:46.760 --> 15:48.800 Are you sure you wanna go with one? You don't want to change? 15:49.920 --> 15:51.560 Varun bhai, whatever you say. 15:51.960 --> 15:53.160 I just like number one. 15:53.240 --> 15:54.880 So, why'd you go and ruin Border 2? 15:57.600 --> 15:58.960 That movie did well, man! 16:00.240 --> 16:01.360 - One, one. Number one. - One? 16:01.440 --> 16:02.320 Okay. Are you sure? 16:02.440 --> 16:03.360 Fine. Okay. 16:03.440 --> 16:05.360 So who gets the gift? Have you decided that? 16:06.200 --> 16:07.800 - Samay? Samay… - Medha ji gets the gift. 16:07.880 --> 16:08.760 Medha, Medha, Medha. 16:08.840 --> 16:11.720 Fine by me. So, Medha ji, you have won… 16:11.840 --> 16:14.040 Let me first show you the options you could have won. 16:14.240 --> 16:15.080 Like a car-- 16:15.160 --> 16:16.160 - Sorry, I'll-- - A car?! 16:16.240 --> 16:19.360 A car, a MacBook, $1,000, and an iPhone. 16:19.600 --> 16:21.600 Expensive gifts, as I told you. 16:21.800 --> 16:24.680 But Medha ji, because of Varun Dhawan ji and Samay ji, 16:24.840 --> 16:26.800 you have won a very wonderful thing. 16:26.960 --> 16:29.280 A hug from your Punjabi gabru! 16:30.040 --> 16:31.400 - What? - Come on, Medha ji! 16:31.480 --> 16:33.400 - I don't mind. - How did he know? 16:33.480 --> 16:34.800 - How did he know? - I was… 16:35.920 --> 16:36.960 - Thank you. - You knew we'd choose one? 16:37.040 --> 16:38.600 Fucker, the gift was actually for you, right? 16:38.920 --> 16:40.360 Yeah, he… 16:42.560 --> 16:44.240 But you're a great magician, man, Kabir Sharma. 16:44.320 --> 16:46.040 - Thank you. Thank you. - Give it up for Kabir! Come on. 16:46.640 --> 16:47.480 Thank you. 16:48.600 --> 16:50.760 A hug. We literally won the worst thing. 16:53.440 --> 16:54.480 It was a good hug. 16:54.640 --> 16:55.680 It was pretty good. 16:55.760 --> 16:57.000 Thank you. I'm warm. Thank you. 16:57.120 --> 17:00.000 One of his answers is, "One of my strengths is I flirt a lot." 17:00.080 --> 17:01.840 Try flirting with Sharon for a minute. 17:02.000 --> 17:04.560 - Okay. - Get Sharon's permission first. 17:04.640 --> 17:05.680 Sharon, what do you think? 17:05.760 --> 17:07.720 - One minute. - Wanna see a cool magic trick? 17:08.440 --> 17:10.040 - Without… - Come join me on stage. 17:10.160 --> 17:12.040 Yeah. Let's try a quick magic trick. 17:12.119 --> 17:13.520 - Yeah. Amazing. - If that's okay. Sharon, you good? 17:14.520 --> 17:15.560 She's looking… 17:15.640 --> 17:17.480 - Alright. It's nothing serious. - Let's go. 17:17.560 --> 17:19.240 We'll try a card trick. Okay? 17:19.599 --> 17:22.280 Pick any card. Touch any card, actually. Go ahead, touch any card. 17:23.560 --> 17:25.319 Take it out. Two of Hearts. Number two again. 17:26.599 --> 17:28.240 Just go ahead and sign your name on it, Sharon. 17:31.360 --> 17:33.320 Alright? Show it to everyone. Show it to the camera. 17:34.680 --> 17:37.480 Alright. I'll take the marker because I need it. Give me the card. 17:37.720 --> 17:41.120 So basically, Sharon, we're gonna try to take your card. 17:41.280 --> 17:43.280 Your signed card. Take it, 17:43.920 --> 17:46.880 fold it up, fold it twice. Just go ahead and bite on it. 17:47.520 --> 17:48.640 Bite on it. Bite on it. 17:49.800 --> 17:51.520 - Bite, bite. - Sharon, are you okay? 17:51.600 --> 17:52.640 Just bite. 17:53.120 --> 17:54.240 Bite it. Don't worry. 17:54.440 --> 17:55.920 Keep it like that. Hands down. 17:56.320 --> 17:58.360 I'll take the next card, the King of Diamonds. 17:58.560 --> 18:00.600 - I'll write… - Sharon, now try doing this. 18:01.760 --> 18:03.880 Sharon, blink twice if you need help. 18:05.560 --> 18:07.320 So, let's try this. I have a King of Diamonds, 18:07.480 --> 18:10.320 signed by me, K.S., Kabir Sharma. 18:10.600 --> 18:12.360 I'll take it, fold it up. 18:14.800 --> 18:16.160 - Fold it. - Oh, boy! 18:16.600 --> 18:17.440 Yes. 18:17.520 --> 18:18.680 Sharon, just look at me. 18:19.120 --> 18:21.240 Stand straight. Stand straight. 18:21.720 --> 18:22.680 Stand straight. 18:25.000 --> 18:27.600 Place your hands over mine like this. A little higher. 18:27.960 --> 18:30.000 It's like a fucking crime is happening right here. 18:32.000 --> 18:33.440 And we're just watching this. 18:33.880 --> 18:34.840 Watch this. 18:35.160 --> 18:36.120 On the count of three. 18:38.600 --> 18:41.840 I actually have your card over here. 18:41.920 --> 18:43.160 And check what you have. 18:44.200 --> 18:45.400 My signed card. 18:47.160 --> 18:48.120 Wow! 18:49.400 --> 18:51.720 - Let's go, man! - Thank you, thank you. 18:51.960 --> 18:53.400 - Thank you, Sharon. - Sharon… 18:53.520 --> 18:55.320 - You can keep it as a souvenir. - No, no. 18:55.600 --> 18:58.040 - It has your spit on it. - Your spit is on it, bro. 18:58.960 --> 19:02.120 - Wow! Give it up for Kabir Sharma! - Thank you, thank you. 19:03.760 --> 19:05.560 So, let's start with Nishant Tanwar. 19:05.680 --> 19:08.440 - Seven. Seven. - Seven by Dynamo. 19:09.880 --> 19:11.800 - Sharon Verma. - Ten, man. 19:11.880 --> 19:13.560 - Thank you. - Let's go! 19:13.640 --> 19:16.520 - For that trick, you took it. - Thank you so much, Sharon. 19:17.000 --> 19:17.880 8.5. 19:17.960 --> 19:19.760 - Thank you so much. - 8.5. 19:19.840 --> 19:20.680 Eight. 19:21.200 --> 19:22.440 - Eight. - Eight? 19:22.560 --> 19:23.800 Okay, 8.5. 19:23.960 --> 19:25.560 - Eight. - It's 8.5. 19:25.680 --> 19:27.080 Okay, 8.5. 19:27.720 --> 19:30.480 - I'm giving you a ten on ten, bro. - Thank you. 19:34.120 --> 19:36.920 That makes your average nine. 19:42.360 --> 19:43.200 Is it nine? 19:44.520 --> 19:46.400 - Come on. Come on. - Don't tell me. 19:47.320 --> 19:49.800 - No, man! - Oh! No, but you've got 8.5. 19:49.880 --> 19:51.240 You also have 8.5 here. 19:51.360 --> 19:53.880 - It was 8.8, rounded up to nine. - Yeah, so bring it down to 8.5. 19:53.960 --> 19:56.280 - Go backward. - Rounds up to nine, student of the year! 19:56.360 --> 19:57.720 Let's pull 8.8 back. 19:57.880 --> 20:00.000 - Let's round it down instead. - Let's round it down instead. 20:00.080 --> 20:01.520 - Varun bhai… - Yeah, man. 20:02.040 --> 20:03.400 But rules are rules, man. 20:03.920 --> 20:05.880 Thanks so much for joining, man. Kabir Sharma. 20:05.960 --> 20:07.880 - Thank you so much. - What a guy! 20:08.520 --> 20:11.680 Are you ready for the next act by Vijay Poriya? 20:13.400 --> 20:15.600 She called him like she was taking school attendance. 20:19.280 --> 20:21.720 What's up, guys? Hello. Hi. 20:22.600 --> 20:24.760 Any dog lovers here? Give me a cheer. 20:27.440 --> 20:28.360 That's a wolf. 20:29.880 --> 20:31.360 Bhediya movie reference. 20:31.880 --> 20:32.840 Yes. 20:33.640 --> 20:35.280 I've learned something recently. 20:35.360 --> 20:36.520 It's very important 20:36.600 --> 20:38.480 what you name your dog, right? 20:38.680 --> 20:40.800 It should suit the personality, right? 20:41.080 --> 20:44.360 Rocky, Tuffy, those are nice names. 20:44.480 --> 20:47.520 My friend just got a Siberian Husky, 20:47.640 --> 20:49.040 and named it Lalu. 20:51.080 --> 20:52.920 Such a weird mismatch, right? 20:53.000 --> 20:56.400 Imagine someone from Chhattisgarh being named Jennifer! 20:58.720 --> 21:02.400 Or someone from Bihar named Sharon. It's… 21:06.920 --> 21:08.880 I'm scared of animals as well. 21:09.360 --> 21:11.520 Like, I'm terrified of bears. 21:11.600 --> 21:13.280 I keep watching documentaries. 21:13.360 --> 21:15.520 Seen those? How to survive a bear? 21:15.840 --> 21:19.080 If it's a female bear, pretend to be a dead body. 21:19.200 --> 21:20.480 Right? This is fair. 21:20.840 --> 21:22.960 But imagine three of us go on a trip. 21:23.440 --> 21:24.560 A bear shows up. 21:25.240 --> 21:26.320 You two run away. 21:28.240 --> 21:30.640 And I'm stuck checking its gender. 21:32.880 --> 21:34.400 What kind of death would that be? 21:34.480 --> 21:35.680 My dad will ask, "How did he die?" 21:35.760 --> 21:38.600 "He spent his final moments fingering the bear, sir." 21:39.000 --> 21:39.840 And… sorry. 21:39.920 --> 21:41.960 Alright! Give it up for Vijay Poriya! 21:42.040 --> 21:44.680 That was an up-and-down set. That happens, Vijay bhai. 21:44.880 --> 21:46.800 Who cares about your set? How are you feeling today? 21:47.160 --> 21:49.160 I'm a little bit nervous, but yeah… 21:49.240 --> 21:50.840 What do you guys need? A belt or something? 21:50.920 --> 21:52.880 No, just some lemonade… 21:52.960 --> 21:55.000 Lemonade? Do you want lemonade or liquor? 21:55.200 --> 21:56.880 - Lemonade. - No-- You can take this. 21:56.960 --> 21:58.040 - I want kombucha. - No? 21:58.200 --> 21:59.200 Don't drink kombucha, man. 21:59.280 --> 22:00.720 - Lemonade. - Please give them lemonade. 22:01.560 --> 22:02.400 Okay? Give them lemonade. 22:02.480 --> 22:04.680 - And a gin and tonic for me. - And some bar snacks. 22:04.760 --> 22:05.960 Gin and tonic… 22:06.080 --> 22:07.600 - You want a gin and tonic too? - No, I don't drink. 22:07.680 --> 22:09.040 These guys won't do anything. 22:09.120 --> 22:10.680 - Who are these guys? - They're our people. 22:10.760 --> 22:12.480 They're all two-faced, man. 22:12.600 --> 22:15.440 Bother, bring two "lemonades." 22:24.600 --> 22:26.680 Vijay bhai, look, I'll be very honest with you. 22:26.760 --> 22:29.200 We're trying to get some content out of you, but you look a bit nervous. 22:29.280 --> 22:30.680 So, do you wanna try again next year? 22:34.640 --> 22:37.160 I mean, as you wish, sir. I don't mind. 22:37.240 --> 22:38.600 Don't call me "sir," man. 22:38.680 --> 22:40.080 Oh, okay then, fucker. 22:49.720 --> 22:50.840 Now I'm fucked. 22:50.960 --> 22:52.840 No, no. Man, you're shaking a lot. 22:52.920 --> 22:54.920 This is gonna turn into Badlapur. 22:55.000 --> 22:57.720 Nothing like that will happen. Like, I am-- I love you as a comic. 22:57.800 --> 22:59.400 I appreciate that you're going for the joke. 22:59.680 --> 23:01.960 But don't be so-- Please give him a mic stand to lean on. 23:02.040 --> 23:03.040 He'll be more confident. 23:04.960 --> 23:08.320 You have a huge fear of flights. Why? Are they very expensive? 23:13.520 --> 23:14.560 Yes. 23:15.360 --> 23:17.360 No, I'm from Ahmedabad, right? 23:17.440 --> 23:19.920 - So, it wasn't that, but one year ago-- - Yeah. 23:20.000 --> 23:22.360 I was just chilling on the terrace 23:22.440 --> 23:25.360 when my friend called and said, "Look to your left." 23:25.440 --> 23:27.080 Can you give a different answer that we can keep? 23:27.280 --> 23:28.560 Oh, flights… 23:28.680 --> 23:29.520 So, let me-- 23:29.600 --> 23:31.360 - Yeah, man, that… - Let me ask again. 23:31.440 --> 23:33.720 - Yeah. - You have a huge fear of flights? 23:34.840 --> 23:36.960 They're very expensive, man. 23:44.440 --> 23:45.960 Good stuff, man. Good stuff. 23:46.600 --> 23:48.800 Bro, did you really bring lemonade? 23:49.760 --> 23:50.720 Hey… 23:50.840 --> 23:53.120 Fuck, he really brought lemonade! 23:53.200 --> 23:55.360 Why are you looking at me? It's my first time here. 23:56.280 --> 23:58.040 - He ordered it. - Bro, what is in this? 23:58.160 --> 24:00.240 - Everyone comes here once. - He wants a gin and tonic too. 24:00.320 --> 24:02.400 No, no, no. Just lemon and water. 24:02.480 --> 24:04.960 - It's lemon and water. - It's not lemonade. 24:05.760 --> 24:07.160 This really is lemonade, man. 24:10.480 --> 24:11.360 Right? 24:13.760 --> 24:16.080 I know a bit of acting too, kid. 24:19.080 --> 24:20.920 Alright, Vijay Poriya ji… 24:21.000 --> 24:24.640 anything you wanna say before we move on to the next act? 24:25.040 --> 24:25.880 Score? 24:25.960 --> 24:29.520 Just one thing, if you can't-- If you could not cut this. 24:29.600 --> 24:32.320 Ahmedabad, if you're watching this, please come to live shows. 24:32.400 --> 24:36.080 We really need you. Like, we want to develop a scene in Ahmedabad, and-- 24:36.320 --> 24:38.200 If you could just shout it out, it would really help. 24:38.280 --> 24:40.200 I can't even get my own shows in Ahmedabad. 24:40.720 --> 24:43.120 Ahmedabad authorities, if you are watching this… 24:43.600 --> 24:46.880 let me do shows in Ahmedabad. I love performing in Gujarat. 24:47.720 --> 24:49.640 So can you, as an Ahmedabadi… 24:50.200 --> 24:52.360 - Actually-- - You've not toured in Gujarat before? 24:52.440 --> 24:53.960 I wasn't able to for the past year. 24:54.200 --> 24:56.120 - Because over there-- - No, but after restarting? 24:56.320 --> 24:58.160 - No, I couldn't get permissions. - Really? 24:58.800 --> 25:00.880 - You want me to help you? - Yeah, if you could help me. 25:00.960 --> 25:02.040 Then keep quiet. 25:15.880 --> 25:18.040 The lemonade is working, bro. That's all. 25:20.680 --> 25:22.920 Alright, Vijay Poriya, you were so good. Thank you so much for coming. 25:23.000 --> 25:24.640 - Let's hear it for Vijay Poriya. - Fabulous! 25:26.840 --> 25:29.200 Alright. I liked your style. 25:29.320 --> 25:31.280 I give you an eight. 25:31.360 --> 25:34.200 I've cut two because you were really nervous, you know? 25:34.280 --> 25:36.160 But you'll work on it, you'll get better. Alright. 25:36.360 --> 25:38.160 I think you were outstanding. I'll also give you an eight. 25:38.560 --> 25:40.600 8.5. You were really good. 25:41.040 --> 25:42.400 - Thanks a lot. - Very good, very good. 25:43.840 --> 25:47.960 Nine. You were so fabulous, man. Once you started talking to us. 25:49.280 --> 25:50.120 Nishant bhai? 25:50.200 --> 25:51.040 - Ten, ten. - Ten? 25:51.120 --> 25:53.160 For Gujarat, for creating a scene in Ahmedabad. 25:53.360 --> 25:54.600 - Yes. - Yeah… 25:54.720 --> 25:56.960 That makes your average 8.5. 25:58.120 --> 25:59.200 It's 8.5. 26:09.200 --> 26:11.360 Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't fuck with you, man. 26:11.760 --> 26:14.080 Oh, it is 8.5. Let's go! 26:15.480 --> 26:17.200 - Congratulations, brother. - Thanks a lot. 26:17.280 --> 26:19.080 Take care. A huge round of applause for him. 26:25.000 --> 26:26.920 Hey, I'm covering all the brand callouts now, aren't I? 26:27.160 --> 26:29.080 Kim? What? 26:30.080 --> 26:31.160 Speak up. 26:31.240 --> 26:33.120 - I've sent you a chit. - You sent me a chit? 26:33.400 --> 26:35.000 Is there any brand left to roast? 26:36.360 --> 26:37.920 "Give a shout-out to Flipkart Minutes. 26:38.000 --> 26:40.840 Cheap, value for money, quick delivery." 26:41.320 --> 26:42.400 Hey, come back, man. 26:43.320 --> 26:44.920 Come back. I forgot one. 26:45.000 --> 26:46.800 - Vijay. - Come on, quick! 26:47.280 --> 26:50.800 You're too late. Flipkart Minutes would've been here by now! 26:52.760 --> 26:54.440 Go back. Go back. 26:55.120 --> 26:56.120 You're too late. 26:56.520 --> 26:59.760 Flipkart Minutes is the cheapest. Really the cheapest. 27:00.240 --> 27:02.200 Make some noise for Flipkart Minutes. 27:04.560 --> 27:07.000 Make some noise for the next act, Mihir Patil! 27:11.440 --> 27:13.920 Sir, sir, sir! No, sir! 27:14.000 --> 27:15.680 Sir, I haven't done anything! 27:15.880 --> 27:17.080 Sir, he's such a big politician! 27:17.160 --> 27:19.960 How could I murder Arun Kulkarni, sir? 27:20.040 --> 27:22.360 No, sir! No! Please forgive me, sir! 27:22.440 --> 27:25.320 No, I'll stay quiet. I'll stay quiet, sir. No. 27:27.720 --> 27:29.440 I really haven't done anything. 27:30.080 --> 27:31.480 I'm just a farmer. 27:32.880 --> 27:34.120 I'm just a farmer. 27:34.480 --> 27:37.560 What's going on in my head? 27:38.400 --> 27:40.480 My family, my home, 27:40.880 --> 27:42.640 and my farming. 27:42.880 --> 27:44.600 How could I commit a murder? 27:46.560 --> 27:48.880 This… this is a prison, 27:49.520 --> 27:53.200 but weird doctors come here. 27:53.800 --> 27:55.600 And they mumble something 27:55.920 --> 28:00.160 about me having a split personality disorder. 28:00.960 --> 28:02.480 I don't know what that is. 28:02.880 --> 28:04.600 I'll tell you what it is! 28:06.800 --> 28:09.680 I committed the murder! I killed Arun Kulkarni! 28:10.240 --> 28:12.400 Sir, please let me go. I didn't do anything. 28:12.480 --> 28:13.560 I'm innocent, sir. 28:17.120 --> 28:18.640 Samay Raina at the police station. 28:26.120 --> 28:28.840 Amazing, man! Mihir Patil, that was so good! 28:28.920 --> 28:29.840 Thank you. 28:30.120 --> 28:31.840 - Wow. - Since when have you two been acting? 28:34.440 --> 28:35.640 Since childhood. 28:36.000 --> 28:38.680 As a professional actor, what do you think… 28:39.000 --> 28:39.880 Sharon? 28:45.200 --> 28:48.280 Varun bhai, tell us. I didn't understand what that was. 28:48.760 --> 28:49.680 Was he good? 28:49.920 --> 28:51.080 He was very good. 28:51.160 --> 28:52.720 You whispered "decent" in my ear. 28:52.800 --> 28:53.920 I said-- No, no. 28:54.520 --> 28:55.480 I said he was good. 28:55.680 --> 28:58.400 I think you differentiated between both characters. 28:59.400 --> 29:00.240 Maybe… 29:01.320 --> 29:05.080 Maybe the other character could've been more positive and cool. 29:05.320 --> 29:07.080 Like, he could've spoken with a slight smile. 29:07.160 --> 29:08.760 - Instead of anger-- Okay. - Yeah. 29:08.840 --> 29:11.760 A bit chill. Since one was hyper, the other could be cool. 29:11.840 --> 29:13.560 Otherwise, you hit all the notes. 29:13.640 --> 29:17.120 What I liked was that you had a good command of the language. 29:17.320 --> 29:19.120 You used a regional language. You used Marathi. 29:19.200 --> 29:21.280 - Yeah, Marathi. - It felt authentic because of that. 29:21.400 --> 29:23.600 Wow! Let's hear it for Varun Dhawan! 29:23.680 --> 29:24.600 Yeah! 29:26.360 --> 29:29.240 Could you explain to us fools what you just told him? 29:29.320 --> 29:31.080 - Yeah. - Say it with a smile? 29:31.160 --> 29:32.000 With a smile. 29:32.080 --> 29:34.400 - Should I? - We'd love to see a maestro at work. 29:34.960 --> 29:36.040 Oh, maestro! 29:36.960 --> 29:38.600 I don't remember his exact dialogue. 29:39.320 --> 29:41.400 Varun Dhawan acting on our show! 29:47.040 --> 29:49.400 No, sir! I didn't kill him. 29:49.760 --> 29:51.520 I didn't kill Arun Kulkarni, sir. 29:51.840 --> 29:55.400 I'm just a poor farmer. I just think about my wife and kids 29:55.480 --> 29:56.400 and focus on my work. 29:56.480 --> 29:58.560 Please, don't hit me. Please. 29:58.760 --> 30:00.280 I didn't do anything, sir. Please. 30:01.120 --> 30:03.720 The doctor says I'm getting treated. 30:04.080 --> 30:05.120 I don't know anything, sir. 30:05.440 --> 30:06.560 I don't know anything. 30:07.760 --> 30:09.680 Bro, that's crazy! 30:10.240 --> 30:11.960 Oh, man! Bro! 30:12.360 --> 30:15.040 - Varun bhai! - Varun bhai! 30:15.600 --> 30:16.880 That was amazing! 30:17.040 --> 30:20.840 I'm giving Varun bhai an Avvatar Protein for that! Come here. 30:21.080 --> 30:22.400 Varun bhai, you're so good! 30:22.480 --> 30:24.600 Yeah, Varun bhai, you act really well when you're drunk! 30:24.720 --> 30:25.720 You're unbelievable! 30:26.920 --> 30:30.080 You're so good, bro. How can I give him an eight now? 30:30.680 --> 30:32.320 - You were so good. - He was very good. 30:32.400 --> 30:35.440 How did it feel acting in front of Medha Shankr and Varun Dhawan? 30:35.760 --> 30:40.080 It felt good because maybe they appreciate acting, 30:40.320 --> 30:42.440 or maybe they know what the struggle is like. 30:46.320 --> 30:48.320 It's right there, bro. It's right there. 30:48.800 --> 30:50.560 I'm not even gonna make the joke, you know. 30:53.320 --> 30:55.960 No, I'm pretty sure Varun sir must have struggled a lot too. 30:56.120 --> 30:58.120 Yeah, in finding the way to Habitat. 31:01.240 --> 31:02.280 Who did you struggle under? 31:02.360 --> 31:03.800 Which comics did you work for? 31:03.880 --> 31:05.200 I'm still struggling, man. Three FIRs. 31:05.280 --> 31:06.880 - No, no, no. You're not. - Rubbish! 31:06.960 --> 31:08.760 - Now you are not, Samay, come on. - I have three FIRs, bro. 31:08.840 --> 31:11.600 - I can't even do a show in Gujarat now. - You made it. I told you this before. 31:11.680 --> 31:12.560 You made it now. 31:12.640 --> 31:14.080 He doesn't believe it, you know. He doesn't believe it. 31:14.160 --> 31:15.840 Even when I tell him, "You made it, brother." 31:15.920 --> 31:17.760 - No, it's an act. - No, he's just a good actor. 31:17.840 --> 31:18.680 Are you acting? 31:18.760 --> 31:21.080 - The best acting I've ever-- - No, I fucking made it, bro! 31:24.320 --> 31:25.240 Still alive. 31:25.320 --> 31:28.080 I'm sitting next to Varun Dhawan and Medha Shankr. 31:28.160 --> 31:29.800 I fucking made it, man. Come on. Come on. 31:29.880 --> 31:31.080 - For real, bro. - No, no. 31:31.400 --> 31:33.800 - Jokes aside… - You've got all these people here for you. 31:33.880 --> 31:35.800 Every time you do this. That's… 31:36.040 --> 31:37.840 - We all love you, Samay. - Yeah, we all love you. 31:37.920 --> 31:40.000 - That's the biggest thing, man. - Oh, man! 31:40.560 --> 31:43.200 I guess he's one of the most inappropriate people 31:43.280 --> 31:44.800 living in our country, but we still love him. 31:45.240 --> 31:47.000 And that means he's made it. 31:47.200 --> 31:50.080 I love you so much, Varun bhai. You're so cool. 31:50.240 --> 31:53.240 Usually, an actor like you wouldn't take jokes. 31:53.320 --> 31:55.040 You have to be able to take a joke. 31:55.120 --> 31:58.560 I feel like comedy is needed in this country and around the world right now. 31:58.640 --> 32:00.760 - We need it more than anything, man. - Yeah. 32:00.840 --> 32:02.000 Just laugh at yourself. 32:02.080 --> 32:03.440 - I love you, brother. - I wish-- 32:03.520 --> 32:04.680 Too sentimental right now. 32:07.680 --> 32:09.480 I thought they were about to make out. 32:11.240 --> 32:13.920 But, Mihir bhai, what's your goal in life? 32:14.000 --> 32:16.120 You do great acting. What do you wanna do in life? 32:16.600 --> 32:19.160 I really want to be a known figure, to be honest. 32:19.440 --> 32:21.600 I want people to know me. 32:21.760 --> 32:23.920 - If I'm going-- - You were about to do it, 32:24.000 --> 32:25.960 but Varun bhai acted better than you. 32:26.320 --> 32:27.600 No, you did great, man. You were too good. 32:27.680 --> 32:29.000 I'm just gonna appreciate you for the next-- 32:29.080 --> 32:30.520 - No. Why? - I love you, man! 32:30.600 --> 32:32.200 - Love your lips, man. - You just… 32:34.400 --> 32:36.440 - The lemonade is here. - Okay. 32:37.560 --> 32:38.680 Your water is here. 32:39.800 --> 32:40.640 Drink it. 32:40.720 --> 32:42.000 - So, Mihir Patil ji… - Yes, sir. 32:42.120 --> 32:43.960 - Hey, don't take my-- - Would you like some water? 32:46.400 --> 32:48.480 Amazing! Hope they don't start a rumor about us! 32:51.000 --> 32:53.040 They'll make AI videos on you, sir. 32:53.120 --> 32:54.440 Yeah. What is that about, man? 32:54.520 --> 32:55.400 You'll see. 33:00.760 --> 33:02.000 - Mihir Patil, man. - Yes. 33:02.080 --> 33:03.520 We made each other laugh a lot. 33:04.400 --> 33:06.120 - Now you do something. - Yeah. 33:09.680 --> 33:12.040 I just had a breakup three days ago. 33:12.280 --> 33:13.560 - Three days? Oh! - Yeah. 33:13.960 --> 33:16.000 It ended on a good note. 33:16.080 --> 33:17.520 What did she say? "I wanna break up with you"? 33:17.880 --> 33:20.920 Yeah, she said everything hurts her. 33:21.000 --> 33:22.640 Whatever things from my past there are. 33:22.920 --> 33:23.800 What did you do in the past? 33:23.880 --> 33:24.880 Past means… 33:25.360 --> 33:26.920 So, like, before commitment, 33:27.000 --> 33:29.480 - I was on… - Alcohol, gambling, tobacco? What? 33:29.560 --> 33:31.400 - Don't put words in his mouth. - Dating apps. 33:31.480 --> 33:32.560 He was on dating apps. 33:32.640 --> 33:34.360 - You were on dating apps. - Yeah, I was on dating apps. 33:34.640 --> 33:37.080 And she didn't know about it 33:37.320 --> 33:38.440 when I was dating her. 33:38.560 --> 33:41.080 - With her-- - You were on dating apps while dating her? 33:41.160 --> 33:42.360 - No, no, no. - Wait. 33:42.440 --> 33:44.200 - Date. Just normal dates. - Hold on, Sharon. 33:44.280 --> 33:46.160 - Sharon… - It triggered her trauma. 33:46.240 --> 33:47.080 Sharon… 33:48.800 --> 33:52.520 I got off dating apps about ten days before I committed to her. 33:52.960 --> 33:55.720 The day you said hi to her, you should've deleted it. 33:55.800 --> 33:57.080 - What? - When he said hi?! 33:57.160 --> 33:58.400 - No way! - How could he have known? 33:58.480 --> 34:00.320 - No way. I disagree. - Yeah. 34:00.400 --> 34:01.360 - Of course, you will! - No… 34:01.440 --> 34:04.520 Of course not. You give me a sign, then I'll delete the dating app. 34:04.600 --> 34:07.120 What is-- She gave you a sign. She said hi back. 34:07.280 --> 34:08.120 That's enough?! 34:08.199 --> 34:10.239 She said hi back, so you should delete the dating app? 34:10.320 --> 34:11.199 Yeah. 34:11.600 --> 34:13.239 No, but-- Why don't we ask the audience? 34:13.320 --> 34:15.320 Like, I don't know anything about these dating apps. 34:15.639 --> 34:17.880 But when you're just talking, 34:17.960 --> 34:19.560 do you still have to delete it? 34:19.840 --> 34:21.239 If you like the girl, then yes. 34:21.320 --> 34:22.639 At what point do you have to delete it? 34:22.719 --> 34:25.040 But if you like the girl, you said hi, 34:25.120 --> 34:27.199 and she replies to you, then why talk to someone else? 34:27.280 --> 34:28.920 - After just one "hi"? - My girl! 34:29.040 --> 34:30.960 - After just one "hi"? - Just one "hi," and you delete it? 34:31.040 --> 34:31.920 If you say hi to a girl, 34:32.000 --> 34:33.560 - then you can't talk to other girls! - Please come here. 34:33.639 --> 34:35.199 - Yeah, come here. Come here. - Yeah. 34:35.280 --> 34:37.120 - Make your case. - Please. Come on up. 34:37.199 --> 34:38.639 Is he your boyfriend? Is that your boyfriend? 34:38.719 --> 34:40.199 - That's my husband. - Okay, then… 34:40.280 --> 34:42.679 - Oh! Where is your boyfriend? - No, come here. 34:44.199 --> 34:45.880 Let's call your husband too. Sir, you too… 34:46.960 --> 34:48.560 Saif, what do you feel about this? 34:48.639 --> 34:50.880 If you just said hi to a girl before you were married, obviously-- 34:50.960 --> 34:53.480 - Before. - I don't think it's a problem. 34:53.600 --> 34:55.080 - Yeah? - You don't think it's a problem? 34:55.159 --> 34:57.200 Yeah, yeah, there we go! 34:57.440 --> 34:59.200 But he liked the girl, Saif! 34:59.760 --> 35:01.480 What's the problem with saying hi? 35:01.560 --> 35:03.760 He was on a dating app! 35:03.840 --> 35:05.320 He was on a dating app! 35:05.400 --> 35:07.000 He was on a dating app, Saif! 35:07.080 --> 35:08.880 But he just said hi to her. 35:09.000 --> 35:10.120 Hold on. 35:10.400 --> 35:13.040 Brother, you don't think it's a problem? 35:13.240 --> 35:14.800 - It was on a dating app. - I won't have a problem. 35:14.880 --> 35:16.320 - One second. - He said hi, man! 35:16.400 --> 35:17.880 - What did you do? - If he said more, it'd be a problem. 35:17.960 --> 35:19.920 - I just said hi… - One second, one second. 35:20.000 --> 35:21.000 - One second. - One second. 35:21.080 --> 35:23.400 Order, order, order, order! 35:23.640 --> 35:26.760 Order! You can order anything on Flipkart Minutes 35:27.240 --> 35:28.920 in ten minutes! 35:30.080 --> 35:31.680 Just in ten minutes. 35:33.000 --> 35:35.600 - Mihir, step aside. Let them fight. - Sir… 35:36.160 --> 35:38.080 Bro, one second. Ma'am… 35:38.280 --> 35:40.040 - Your own husband. - Brother. 35:40.160 --> 35:42.000 The one you exchanged varmala with. 35:42.200 --> 35:43.600 - No, no. - No varmala. 35:43.680 --> 35:44.600 - It's "qubool hai." - It was a nikah. 35:44.680 --> 35:46.080 - It's "qubool hai." - His name is Saif. 35:46.160 --> 35:47.840 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 35:48.120 --> 35:49.080 Sorry. 35:49.720 --> 35:50.760 Sorry, sorry. 35:51.760 --> 35:52.600 Sorry. 35:53.960 --> 35:56.200 - Thank you so much for your time. - Thank you, guys. 35:56.600 --> 35:58.160 And Saif, you're a brave guy. 35:58.240 --> 36:00.360 Join the Mahila Mukti Morcha. 36:00.680 --> 36:03.000 - Man, let me tell you honestly. - Nice meeting you. 36:03.800 --> 36:05.560 - You meet a lot of women. - Yeah. 36:05.640 --> 36:06.960 You must be getting tired. 36:07.480 --> 36:09.120 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 36:09.200 --> 36:11.440 - You know what you need in life? - Yeah, I do. 36:11.520 --> 36:14.560 You need some Avvatar Protein, my man! 36:14.640 --> 36:15.560 Fuck… 36:16.040 --> 36:17.920 Take this disgusting protein 36:18.240 --> 36:20.160 and keep your protein to yourself. 36:21.000 --> 36:22.200 Make some noise for him. 36:26.800 --> 36:28.920 Was it really wrong? I still don't get it-- 36:29.000 --> 36:30.840 - You're a player, brother. - Have fun, man. 36:30.920 --> 36:32.120 Let me tell you something. 36:32.360 --> 36:35.000 You have one life. Do what you want. 36:35.120 --> 36:36.600 You'll regret it when you're old. 36:38.280 --> 36:40.320 But don't let anyone blame you in a relationship. 36:40.400 --> 36:42.240 - Yeah. - Don't let anyone put you down. 36:42.320 --> 36:43.480 What's done is done. 36:43.560 --> 36:44.440 Yeah, I don't feel… 36:44.520 --> 36:46.600 They got the audience to fuck with you, and now they're saying, 36:46.680 --> 36:48.760 "Don't let anyone put you down…" 36:53.680 --> 36:56.000 - Mihir bhai, we're just messing around. - Yeah, I know. 36:56.080 --> 36:57.680 Make some noise for Mihir bhai. 36:59.600 --> 37:01.680 Loved your acting, loved Varun bhai's acting, 37:01.760 --> 37:03.040 and I loved the show today. 37:03.160 --> 37:05.360 A round of applause for Mihir bhai, one more time. 37:06.520 --> 37:07.360 Thank you. 37:08.240 --> 37:09.880 I'd like to give you 37:10.800 --> 37:13.200 - an eight, my brother. - Thank you. 37:13.280 --> 37:16.800 That's eight for your-- Ten for your acting, and two for your character. 37:18.120 --> 37:19.440 For the two characters you played. 37:19.520 --> 37:20.720 Oh, I see. Okay. 37:26.320 --> 37:28.920 I think I'll also give you-- I'll give you an 8.5. 37:29.040 --> 37:30.840 - Okay. - Point five because you're a player. 37:32.640 --> 37:33.520 Nine. 37:33.640 --> 37:34.720 - Yes? - Sharon ji. 37:34.800 --> 37:36.320 Eight. Ten for your acting, 37:36.400 --> 37:38.520 minus two for the two girls you were talking to. 37:38.600 --> 37:40.040 Oh! Sharon? 37:40.160 --> 37:41.280 Wow, nicely done. 37:42.320 --> 37:43.640 Let's hear it. Nishant Tanwar. 37:44.040 --> 37:47.320 Six for your acting, and two for the girls you were talking to. Eight. 37:56.600 --> 37:59.440 So, that makes your average 8.5. 38:00.240 --> 38:01.280 He won. 38:01.400 --> 38:02.240 No, no, no. 38:02.320 --> 38:03.840 It's nine. 38:04.600 --> 38:07.400 Oh, no! 38:07.720 --> 38:09.120 I love you so much, Mihir bhai. 38:09.200 --> 38:11.320 I wish you'd won. Give it up for Mihir Patil! 38:12.840 --> 38:14.560 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 38:14.640 --> 38:18.800 And with that, we're at the end of India's Got Latent! 38:21.400 --> 38:22.240 Can you believe it? 38:22.320 --> 38:24.080 - It's midnight already! - Yeah. 38:24.200 --> 38:25.200 Wow! 38:25.320 --> 38:26.320 So much fun. 38:26.400 --> 38:28.400 And thank you so much, everyone, for joining us. 38:28.480 --> 38:30.640 How did you like it, Varun bhai? Tell me honestly. 38:30.720 --> 38:32.280 I'll know when I see the edit. 38:32.720 --> 38:35.440 But I think it was outstanding. I think it was great. 38:35.520 --> 38:37.760 I think the idea was to come here, have fun, 38:37.840 --> 38:39.200 and get made fun of, 38:39.480 --> 38:41.040 which you did pretty well. 38:41.760 --> 38:44.320 But yeah, just keep entertaining people, man. 38:44.400 --> 38:46.200 - We all need to loosen up. - I love you so much, bro. 38:46.280 --> 38:48.000 - Thank you. - Medha ji, how did you feel? Final words? 38:48.240 --> 38:52.200 It was so fun, but like, he was prepared to be joked about. 38:52.280 --> 38:53.120 I wasn't. 38:53.200 --> 38:54.640 - Oh… - So that was a surprise. 38:54.720 --> 38:56.640 - Did it upset you? - Yes, I'll cry at home. 38:57.320 --> 38:58.760 - Sorry. - I'm just kidding. 38:58.840 --> 39:00.080 No, but I had a lot of fun. 39:00.160 --> 39:02.680 And yeah, I'm a big fan of the show. 39:02.960 --> 39:04.480 - Let's go! - I'm so glad. 39:04.680 --> 39:05.720 Sharon Verma ji. 39:05.800 --> 39:08.480 So good. I've never been a judge before. 39:09.120 --> 39:11.280 It took you guys so long to get here. Look at me. 39:14.760 --> 39:16.280 - But did you have fun? - Yeah. So good. 39:16.360 --> 39:17.200 What about you, Nishant bhai? 39:17.280 --> 39:19.840 No, but genuinely, I love this guy. 39:20.120 --> 39:22.280 We've hung out so much in the last year. 39:22.640 --> 39:24.640 Since he was having a rough time, 39:24.720 --> 39:26.520 he was in the US, and I'd call to check on him. 39:26.600 --> 39:28.920 He'd tell jokes on the call too. 39:29.040 --> 39:31.120 I'm just glad we're back. 39:31.280 --> 39:32.480 We're fucking back with season two. 39:32.560 --> 39:33.720 This means so much to us. 39:33.960 --> 39:35.280 I'm glad. 39:36.120 --> 39:39.320 Give it up for the panel, for both our bodyguards, 39:39.520 --> 39:42.400 for India's Got Latent, for Ai+ phone, for Wild Stone, 39:42.480 --> 39:44.960 Flipkart, and Avvatar Protein. 39:45.080 --> 39:45.920 Bye-bye. 39:50.480 --> 39:53.040 And they tied a rope to both its legs 39:53.120 --> 39:54.720 and forcefully milked it. 39:54.880 --> 39:56.560 Just then, Rabri ji came and said, 39:56.680 --> 40:00.720 "Hey, the buffalo you tied up and forcefully milked, 40:00.800 --> 40:02.840 I saw it all on the CCTV camera. 40:02.960 --> 40:04.640 That's not a cow. It's a bull." 40:07.360 --> 40:08.640 Here, drink that bull's milk. 40:10.600 --> 40:12.480 You drink it too, sir. You'll grow hair. 40:21.720 --> 40:22.840 I had some friends. 40:22.920 --> 40:25.880 When I turned 18 and was a virgin, they told me 40:25.960 --> 40:29.040 I should spend some money and get laid or something. 40:29.120 --> 40:31.720 - So… - I see. The Nishant bhai problem. 40:31.840 --> 40:32.680 So… 40:32.840 --> 40:34.160 I just do comedy! 40:35.520 --> 40:39.640 So, they were basically asking for 2,000 rupees upfront. 40:39.720 --> 40:41.080 I told them I only had 200 rupees. 40:41.160 --> 40:43.080 My friends pitched in, and they agreed to settle for 200. 40:43.240 --> 40:46.000 When I got there, I found out it wasn't a girl. 40:46.080 --> 40:47.520 It was a ladyboy. 40:48.000 --> 40:49.760 Where was this? In Bangkok? 40:49.880 --> 40:50.840 No. In Chandigarh. 40:50.920 --> 40:51.760 In Chandigarh?! 40:51.840 --> 40:53.560 - This happens in Chandigarh?! - In Chandigarh?! 40:54.360 --> 40:56.160 Varun bhai is like, "I've just been to Bangkok." 40:56.240 --> 40:57.320 What… 40:59.720 --> 41:02.080 You'll find ladyboys in Bangkok! 41:02.600 --> 41:04.040 Hello, hello, hello, hello. 41:04.120 --> 41:06.960 - Hello, hello. - Samay bhaiya. One, two. 41:07.120 --> 41:08.120 Wow! 41:08.320 --> 41:09.280 That's what we'll give. 41:14.080 --> 41:15.480 You make dog sounds. 41:17.160 --> 41:18.520 Did we ask you to make them? 41:19.120 --> 41:20.200 Did we ask you? 41:20.520 --> 41:23.560 - We were just reading, man. - Reminded me of the ending of Stree 2. 41:23.720 --> 41:25.320 Bro, how about Bhediya? 41:25.520 --> 41:28.000 - Come on, Varun bhai. Let's go! - Bhediya. Come on! 41:28.360 --> 41:29.600 Varun bhai, come on! 41:30.880 --> 41:31.840 Come on, come on. 41:32.480 --> 41:34.440 - Bhediya No. 1. - Should I act with him? 41:34.520 --> 41:35.520 - You're an actor, right? - Hey, you-- 41:35.600 --> 41:37.400 - You become an animal. - Do whatever you want to do. 41:38.040 --> 41:39.880 - Do something together, man. - I can act. 41:40.080 --> 41:41.200 - He came to be Bhediya. - Go ahead. 41:41.280 --> 41:42.640 You'll be able to do it, but… 41:47.480 --> 41:48.320 One minute, one minute. 41:48.400 --> 41:50.120 Get over here, asshole. Come here. 41:50.200 --> 41:52.000 - Hey, I didn't say it, man. - Come here, come here. 41:52.600 --> 41:54.560 - Come on. - I didn't even say that. 41:55.480 --> 41:57.080 - You two fight now. - Come on. No, you come too. 41:57.160 --> 41:58.920 No, it's your show. We aren't even getting paid. 41:59.000 --> 42:00.280 - Please. - You have to make the money. 42:00.360 --> 42:02.160 Come on. Let's all three do something. 42:02.680 --> 42:03.560 What should we do? 42:03.680 --> 42:05.480 You just-- Let's each act like an animal. 42:06.400 --> 42:07.400 Should I be an animal first? 42:07.480 --> 42:09.560 - A peacock. - A peacock? 42:17.000 --> 42:18.080 We can all three do that. 42:21.360 --> 42:23.040 Let's be animals. Let's do it. 42:24.960 --> 42:25.840 Oh, God. 42:36.600 --> 42:38.120 Son of a bitch!