WEBVTT 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:07.880 align:center Welcome to India's Got Latent. 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:13.400 align:center So, are we ready to start? 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:18.000 align:center Ai+ Nova phone presents India's Got Latent. 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:20.320 align:center Quick delivery partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:00:20.400 --> 00:00:22.400 align:center Protein partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:24.600 align:center Fragrance partner, Wild Stone. 00:00:24.680 --> 00:00:27.920 align:center And District partner, Make Plans and Go Out. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.360 align:center What am I gonna do with all this money, man? I don't know. 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:34.400 align:center But are we ready to start the show? 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:38.040 align:center We have a banger panel for you. 00:00:38.200 --> 00:00:40.360 align:center Make some noise for Nishant Suri, 00:00:41.800 --> 00:00:43.120 align:center Sharon Verma, 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:45.680 align:center Orry, 00:00:47.440 --> 00:00:50.160 align:center and Archana Puran Singh! 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:55.800 align:center Orry! 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:06.640 align:center Amazing! What a panel! 00:01:08.480 --> 00:01:09.480 align:center What happened? 00:01:09.560 --> 00:01:11.200 align:center Samay, you've got such cheap sponsors! 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:12.760 align:center - Okay. - They are falling apart. 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:15.840 align:center - Use the mic, bro. - Okay, sorry. 00:01:15.920 --> 00:01:17.640 align:center - Not used to holding things up to my face. - What were you saying? 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:21.280 align:center Such a cheap sponsor. It's all falling apart. 00:01:21.360 --> 00:01:23.240 align:center We move even a little, and it falls apart. 00:01:23.320 --> 00:01:25.800 align:center With cheap guests like you, what did you expect? 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.440 align:center But, Orry-- How are you, Orry? 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:33.840 align:center - I'm good. I'm good. - You came all the way from London. 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:36.680 align:center Yeah. I took a ten-hour flight for the first time, 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:40.240 align:center only to sit on a panel where I know no one but myself. 00:01:40.440 --> 00:01:41.640 align:center Who are the other people? 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:43.800 align:center - I'll introduce them, man. - Okay, let's go. 00:01:43.880 --> 00:01:45.600 align:center He always wants to seem busy, 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:48.040 align:center so he tells people he's from London. 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.280 align:center He's from Dahisar, but he tells everyone he's from London. 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:56.400 align:center Archana ma'am, where have you-- 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.080 align:center - I can't say this in Hindi, man. - You can say-- 00:01:58.160 --> 00:02:00.320 align:center - You think they're uneducated? - We understand English. It's okay. 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:01.480 align:center Have you been to London? 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:03.080 align:center - Have you been to London? Ever traveled… - No, never. 00:02:03.160 --> 00:02:05.040 align:center - that far? There we go. - Not the London you've been to. 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:06.920 align:center That's exactly why she said Dahisar. 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:15.200 align:center But, Orry, bro, what are you doing these days? 00:02:16.200 --> 00:02:20.040 align:center This, unfortunately. Look at my state, I'm stuck here. 00:02:20.920 --> 00:02:22.120 align:center - Imagine. - So… 00:02:22.200 --> 00:02:25.560 align:center I go out with such big shots, we party, make content. 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:28.080 align:center Now I'm stuck with them. 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:32.840 align:center My first time on a panel where I only know myself. 00:02:32.920 --> 00:02:33.960 align:center I don't know everyone else here. 00:02:34.040 --> 00:02:35.360 align:center I'll introduce everyone for you. 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:36.840 align:center No, no thanks. 00:02:36.920 --> 00:02:38.400 align:center - Why not? - It's okay. 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:40.800 align:center - Why so mean, Orry? - Okay, pass. 00:02:43.320 --> 00:02:44.880 align:center I'm gonna fuck him up today. 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:50.920 align:center Why do something that rewards him? 00:02:57.480 --> 00:02:59.080 align:center - Orry, I love you. Thanks for coming. - Love you, too. 00:02:59.160 --> 00:03:00.240 align:center - Have you seen the show? - Of course. 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:03.400 align:center I will. I'll watch it. 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:05.240 align:center I'll watch it. I'll do it. 00:03:05.640 --> 00:03:06.840 align:center - Haven't seen it? - No. 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:09.040 align:center But I follow your work, Orry. 00:03:09.240 --> 00:03:10.840 align:center - I saw an old interview of yours. - Yes… 00:03:10.920 --> 00:03:13.760 align:center - He said, "I wanna be a household name." - Right… 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:16.240 align:center - And today you are. - And I am, yeah. 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:19.360 align:center That just goes to show that where there's a will, there is a gay. 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:23.160 align:center - Listen to me. - Let's hear it. 00:03:25.480 --> 00:03:28.200 align:center The people I know-- How do I say this in Hindi? 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:30.400 align:center - Use English. You think we're uneducated? - Let me think. Let me think. 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:32.760 align:center Say it in English. 00:03:33.320 --> 00:03:35.080 align:center - The people… - Speak English. 00:03:35.160 --> 00:03:37.160 align:center The people I know… 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.480 align:center You'll go in, but you won't come out. 00:03:39.840 --> 00:03:40.720 align:center Be careful. 00:03:43.320 --> 00:03:44.640 align:center Stay in your lane. 00:03:46.760 --> 00:03:48.240 align:center Where? In Vantara? 00:03:56.720 --> 00:03:58.400 align:center That's where they put the monkeys. 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:01.160 align:center I'll have a great time in Vantara. 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:05.200 align:center Because as a Kashmiri Pandit, I'm also an endangered species. 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:08.920 align:center So I'll be fine in Vantara, brother. 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.480 align:center Your life in Vantara will be much better than here. 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:13.840 align:center I can't say it in Hindi, man. 00:04:13.920 --> 00:04:16.279 align:center You'll live better there, away from this nonsense. 00:04:17.440 --> 00:04:19.079 align:center It's a great thing to do, 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:20.000 align:center - don't you think? - Is it? 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:21.399 align:center - Of course. - Why do this? 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:23.920 align:center Better than going to weddings and fucking doing this. 00:04:26.960 --> 00:04:29.520 align:center But, Orry, explain this pose that you do to us. 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:30.480 align:center What is this pose? 00:04:31.840 --> 00:04:33.920 align:center With this pose, people think… 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.880 align:center I'm not saying this, people think 00:04:35.960 --> 00:04:38.760 align:center that when I put my hand on their body, 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:41.240 align:center their age goes down a bit. 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:43.200 align:center That they feel younger and a little… 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:45.760 align:center I'm not saying. They think so, not me. 00:04:45.880 --> 00:04:48.400 align:center I love your pose, man. You did it with Khali. 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:50.360 align:center - Yeah, I did. - Then Khali raised his hand. 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:55.800 align:center I'm Sharon, by the way. 00:04:55.880 --> 00:04:57.840 align:center Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 00:04:57.920 --> 00:04:59.280 align:center Amazing! 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:03.280 align:center But give it up for our friend Orry here, man. Come on. 00:05:04.920 --> 00:05:07.320 align:center That applause will make Archana jealous. 00:05:07.520 --> 00:05:08.360 align:center Yeah, I'm jealous. 00:05:08.440 --> 00:05:10.520 align:center You get jealous when everyone claps for me? 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:13.520 align:center - Oh my God, the delusional little boy. - Oh no! 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:17.520 align:center And we also have Archana Puran Singh in the house, man. 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:21.600 align:center Archana ji, 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:23.640 align:center - the first time I saw you… - Yes. 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:26.240 align:center I became a big fan when you played Miss Braganza. 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:28.760 align:center - Thank you. - And I think from then until now, 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:30.560 align:center you haven't aged a single day. 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:32.680 align:center Thank you. 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.200 align:center No, no, you have aged decades. 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:40.280 align:center After aging decades, if I still look like this, 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:41.640 align:center then learn something from me. 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:43.640 align:center Then give me your plastic surgeon's number. 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:50.080 align:center But have you guys watched Archana's vlogs? 00:05:50.320 --> 00:05:51.680 align:center - Yes. - Yes. 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.400 align:center - No? - Yes. 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:55.200 align:center Yes. Of course we've watched the vlogs, yeah. 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:58.480 align:center So I've noticed in your vlogs, neither your husband works, 00:05:59.200 --> 00:06:01.400 align:center nor do your two useless sons. 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:04.480 align:center - They're here today. - Both are right here. 00:06:06.040 --> 00:06:08.960 align:center I told you not to sit in the front row. 00:06:11.320 --> 00:06:12.920 align:center This is not how you get fame. 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:15.440 align:center This is how you get humiliated. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:16.920 align:center You know how you get fame? 00:06:21.080 --> 00:06:22.040 align:center Yes! 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:25.640 align:center And your dad doesn't do anything, right? 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:26.560 align:center So it's just… 00:06:26.680 --> 00:06:28.640 align:center It's reverse patriarchy in their house. 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:30.840 align:center Only the woman is working. 00:06:31.840 --> 00:06:35.240 align:center Yeah, all over the world, only the women are working, guys. 00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:36.840 align:center Yes. 00:06:37.520 --> 00:06:40.040 align:center The men just don't call it work. That's all. 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.440 align:center No, no, what you do isn't work, man. 00:06:43.880 --> 00:06:45.200 align:center That's the toughest work. 00:06:45.640 --> 00:06:48.160 align:center - Laughing at Kapil Sharma's jokes? - Yes. 00:06:49.520 --> 00:06:51.000 align:center No, no, I didn't say that. 00:06:53.320 --> 00:06:55.280 align:center I fell right into that one. 00:06:55.440 --> 00:06:57.440 align:center She only has one job. She'll lose it after this. 00:06:59.120 --> 00:07:00.600 align:center I love you, ma'am. 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:02.960 align:center - As a comedian, I think every audience… - So sweet. 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:04.040 align:center …should be like you. 00:07:04.680 --> 00:07:06.920 align:center - Why wait for the punchline? - So-- Yes. 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:12.480 align:center How are you feeling, Sharon? 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:13.720 align:center I'm feeling so good. 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:18.000 align:center I was there like two years ago, and you were here, and now I'm here, 00:07:18.080 --> 00:07:19.040 align:center and you're still here. 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:27.800 align:center After this, I'll take you to one more place. 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.120 align:center It's called Maharashtra Cyber. 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.680 align:center Then we'll both be there. 00:07:36.680 --> 00:07:40.720 align:center But no, I'm really a fan of everything you do after Latent, yeah. 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:42.000 align:center I mean, she's from Bihar. 00:07:42.720 --> 00:07:44.120 align:center And she's so Bihari. 00:07:44.200 --> 00:07:46.880 align:center She thinks Ebola is just Hindi for "he said." 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:52.400 align:center Samay is so Kashmiri. He loves getting stoned. 00:07:58.320 --> 00:08:00.320 align:center That's why you're a judge. Wow. That's amazing. 00:08:01.440 --> 00:08:03.640 align:center Sharon Verma is a Bihari 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:06.120 align:center who came to Mumbai looking for a job. 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:07.920 align:center Just Bihari things. 00:08:10.080 --> 00:08:12.640 align:center At least I left my state by choice. 00:08:22.280 --> 00:08:24.920 align:center Wow, man. That was hilarious. 00:08:25.440 --> 00:08:28.240 align:center You're amazing. Thank you so much for judging today. 00:08:28.320 --> 00:08:30.040 align:center Thank you so much for having me. 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.680 align:center Thanks for being a judge today. 00:08:31.880 --> 00:08:33.760 align:center First contestant to become a judge. 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.080 align:center And here's Nishant Suri, 00:08:35.400 --> 00:08:38.120 align:center the first judge who'll soon become a contestant. 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:43.240 align:center I'm ready, bro, I'm ready. 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:45.040 align:center But jokes apart, 00:08:45.520 --> 00:08:47.960 align:center Nishant Suri is a big inspiration. 00:08:48.040 --> 00:08:49.760 align:center He's damn funny. Go watch his stand-up. 00:08:49.840 --> 00:08:51.360 align:center He's experimenting a lot. 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:53.400 align:center I love you. Thanks for coming. 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:55.040 align:center I don't want your love, Samay. 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:56.240 align:center I have decided… 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:57.800 align:center It's better to be Samay's enemy 00:08:57.880 --> 00:08:59.160 align:center - than his friend. - Why, bro? 00:08:59.280 --> 00:09:01.680 align:center Because you get brand deals for all your enemies. 00:09:02.520 --> 00:09:05.720 align:center Known him for ten years. He hasn't sent me five rupees yet. 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:09.760 align:center Sunil Pal talked so much trash. Got him a brand deal and paid him. 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:11.800 align:center Shaktimaan gave him so much shit 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:13.480 align:center and got him a brand deal. 00:09:13.680 --> 00:09:15.160 align:center He's just an ATM for them. 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:17.240 align:center Just fuck with him, and money comes out of his mouth. 00:09:22.680 --> 00:09:25.760 align:center And before we begin the show, we're being very kind. 00:09:25.840 --> 00:09:27.640 align:center We give to charity every episode. 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:29.960 align:center Today's charity is Wildlife SOS. 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:32.400 align:center Listen to what they do first. 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:35.200 align:center So to help save India's wildlife, 00:09:35.280 --> 00:09:37.640 align:center Wildlife SOS rescues, rehabilitates… 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.360 align:center - Rehab. - Rehabilitate. 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:41.280 align:center - Rehabilitates. - Right. 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:42.800 align:center Basically, they save them… 00:09:44.400 --> 00:09:47.040 align:center by giving animals a second chance at life. 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:51.000 align:center Scan the QR code here and help Wildlife SOS achieve its mission. 00:09:51.280 --> 00:09:53.400 align:center And yeah, they're doing something very sweet. 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:55.480 align:center Now, a polite round of applause. 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:00.600 align:center Are we ready to begin India's Got Latent? 00:10:02.960 --> 00:10:04.880 align:center Make some noise for the first act, 00:10:05.160 --> 00:10:06.440 align:center GP Heera. 00:10:07.560 --> 00:10:08.400 align:center Let's go. 00:11:44.760 --> 00:11:47.720 align:center That's your time. 00:11:48.840 --> 00:11:49.720 align:center It's good, man. 00:11:50.040 --> 00:11:51.240 align:center - Hi. - So good, bro. 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:52.680 align:center - Thanks so much, man. - How do you know the lyrics? 00:11:52.760 --> 00:11:54.080 align:center How did you know the lyrics? 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:56.000 align:center - I said, "That's your time, bro." - Oh! 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:59.280 align:center - I thought you were joining in… - I think… 00:11:59.360 --> 00:12:01.600 align:center while braiding your hair messed with your brain too. 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:03.680 align:center Got it fixed a bit inside. 00:12:04.040 --> 00:12:05.120 align:center That was beautiful. 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.440 align:center Thank you so much, man. Glad you liked it. 00:12:07.960 --> 00:12:09.000 align:center What did you think about it? 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:13.480 align:center He was singing like coal. 00:12:13.640 --> 00:12:15.240 align:center - Coal? - Not coal. 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:16.560 align:center - A nightingale, motherfucker. - Nightingale. 00:12:16.640 --> 00:12:19.160 align:center A nightingale, a nightingale. 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:23.080 align:center Shit, man. I literally thought I ate that up. 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:24.560 align:center Like I thought I ate with that. 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.520 align:center My surname is Heera, which means diamond, and diamonds come from coal. 00:12:31.400 --> 00:12:32.600 align:center Well said, man. 00:12:32.760 --> 00:12:34.840 align:center What's this? Parle-G? Who's this for? 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:36.760 align:center Are you eating Parle-G here? 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:38.800 align:center Trying to look younger, right? 00:12:38.880 --> 00:12:39.880 align:center I eat Parle-G. 00:12:39.960 --> 00:12:42.120 align:center - We have Avvatar Protein. - It's not working. 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:43.080 align:center Yeah. 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:47.760 align:center What's wrong with you two, man? 00:12:49.680 --> 00:12:51.200 align:center - GP Heera. - Yes. 00:12:51.280 --> 00:12:53.400 align:center Does GP mean what I think it means? 00:12:53.680 --> 00:12:54.520 align:center No. 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:57.480 align:center My full name is Gurpreet Singh Heera. 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:01.080 align:center - Is he sitting here solving math problems? - What is all this… 00:13:01.160 --> 00:13:02.760 align:center What is all this? Did he take an exam? 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:05.360 align:center - He wrote about himself. - But it says here, 00:13:05.440 --> 00:13:08.480 align:center "If you could travel back in time, what would you do first?" 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:11.240 align:center "I'd ask out my crush before getting friend-zoned." 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:12.920 align:center To get friend-zoned again? 00:13:13.280 --> 00:13:14.760 align:center No. I'll ask her out. 00:13:15.800 --> 00:13:18.560 align:center - She friend-zoned me once. - So she'll friend-zone you again, right? 00:13:19.280 --> 00:13:20.600 align:center No, I don't know if… 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:23.160 align:center "What is your relationship status? 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:24.440 align:center Single and focused." 00:13:24.520 --> 00:13:25.960 align:center How is "focused" a status? 00:13:26.040 --> 00:13:28.320 align:center Are you focusing on being single? Focused on what? 00:13:28.400 --> 00:13:29.480 align:center I'm focused on my work, man. 00:13:29.560 --> 00:13:31.760 align:center But that's not a relationship status. 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:33.600 align:center Relationship status, focused on-- 00:13:33.680 --> 00:13:36.000 align:center - Single, married… - That's why I wrote "single and focused." 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:38.840 align:center - Are you looking for a partner? - Yeah, definitely. 00:13:39.040 --> 00:13:41.960 align:center - "My ultimate goal is to deal with--" - Are you conducting a viva? 00:13:42.920 --> 00:13:44.800 align:center Just stick to one topic, man. 00:13:45.520 --> 00:13:47.040 align:center - Fucker… - He's interrogating him. 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:48.240 align:center Taking his viva! 00:13:49.160 --> 00:13:51.680 align:center - Let's help him out, man. - You'll say, "Your time is up." 00:13:51.760 --> 00:13:53.280 align:center But I have more questions. 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:54.240 align:center You-- 00:13:54.600 --> 00:13:55.680 align:center Your time is up. 00:13:55.760 --> 00:13:57.120 align:center "My ultimate goal is to…" 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:00.080 align:center I'm good, I'm good. "My ultimate goal is…" 00:14:01.280 --> 00:14:02.920 align:center - "My ultimate goal is to deal--" - Let's… 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.280 align:center - Let's talk about this. - This one is important-- 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:05.920 align:center - Okay, fine. We'll get to it. - First, let's talk about this. 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.320 align:center See, you're a great guy 00:14:08.400 --> 00:14:10.200 align:center - who has many female friends. - Yes. 00:14:10.280 --> 00:14:11.400 align:center This guy is single. 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:12.880 align:center - Oh… - Do you have any tips for him 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:14.040 align:center so that he can change that? 00:14:14.120 --> 00:14:15.920 align:center He wants to change his relationship status. 00:14:16.560 --> 00:14:18.800 align:center Don't follow my tips, or you'll end up with a guy. 00:14:21.560 --> 00:14:23.320 align:center I'm good. Thank you. 00:14:23.400 --> 00:14:25.800 align:center So, you want to get a girlfriend. 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.520 align:center - Archana ji, you're a woman. - Yeah? 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:33.600 align:center - Are you saying that without a doubt? - No, no, I'm just saying. 00:14:33.680 --> 00:14:36.000 align:center - Can you help? What do women like? - Yeah. 00:14:37.600 --> 00:14:38.600 align:center What do women like? 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:40.880 align:center - What do you think they like? - You ask. 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:42.360 align:center - You're the woman, right? - No, the audience. 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:44.760 align:center Are you a woman, or Sunil Grover in makeup? 00:14:45.800 --> 00:14:48.560 align:center Samay Raina, she is a woman. He's a guy. 00:14:48.920 --> 00:14:50.480 align:center Generation gap advice. 00:14:50.560 --> 00:14:52.960 align:center She'll advise after a generation gap. 00:14:53.040 --> 00:14:55.880 align:center I also run a marriage bureau, depending on the couple. 00:14:56.640 --> 00:14:59.720 align:center So, I'm asking the audience. What do women like? 00:14:59.800 --> 00:15:00.640 align:center Money. 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:03.720 align:center That's why I'm focused. 00:15:04.080 --> 00:15:06.960 align:center I never thought of this angle, that an answer could be money. 00:15:07.040 --> 00:15:09.040 align:center I never thought of money when dating. 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:11.160 align:center - Yeah. - But your husband thought of it. 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:13.840 align:center Maybe. 00:15:15.600 --> 00:15:17.600 align:center That's a good one. Genuinely good one, Samay Raina. 00:15:18.640 --> 00:15:19.520 align:center Thank you. 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:21.560 align:center Okay. 00:15:21.800 --> 00:15:23.600 align:center You wrote that "I've officially accepted 00:15:23.680 --> 00:15:25.120 align:center that no one in my family will 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:27.280 align:center correctly explain what you do." 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:31.960 align:center Yeah, exactly. So right now, I'm a singer-songwriter and a music composer. 00:15:32.040 --> 00:15:34.960 align:center - I've been a composer for 9-10 years. - You make money? 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:37.240 align:center - Yeah. I work with ad agencies. - Wow. 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:38.720 align:center - I make jingles. - With Arijit Singh? 00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:39.960 align:center Ad agencies. 00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:42.520 align:center Lost all respect for you, man. 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:45.160 align:center You have an ad agency too, bro. 00:15:45.560 --> 00:15:47.680 align:center - Yeah. - What ad agency? 00:15:48.480 --> 00:15:50.360 align:center It feels like we're in a market here. 00:15:53.240 --> 00:15:55.760 align:center Are you that short on money, Samay? 00:15:55.840 --> 00:16:00.360 align:center YouTube, Netflix, brand deals… He's got every sponsor in the world here. 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:02.920 align:center I don't get paid to hold my hand to my chest like you. 00:16:05.480 --> 00:16:06.320 align:center Dream big. 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:10.200 align:center What's the biggest brand jingle you've made? 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:12.520 align:center I've been working with PhonePe, 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:15.120 align:center - not jingles. I score their ads. - What PhonePe? 00:16:15.640 --> 00:16:16.640 align:center Just PhonePe. 00:16:17.160 --> 00:16:18.000 align:center It's a brand name. 00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:20.080 align:center - It's a brand. - It's a brand called PhonePe. 00:16:20.920 --> 00:16:23.320 align:center - Never heard of it. - Orry only knows GPay. 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:34.280 align:center You said if you could go back in time, 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:36.840 align:center you'd ask out the girl who friend-zoned you. 00:16:36.920 --> 00:16:38.160 align:center How would you ask her out? 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:41.160 align:center I'd change how I spoke to her last time. 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.960 align:center We were just friends for a year or two. 00:16:44.280 --> 00:16:47.120 align:center I was scared. I was in 12th grade or my first year. 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:50.160 align:center If she's watching, given the chance, how would you ask? 00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:51.960 align:center I don't know if I would… 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:53.680 align:center I mean… 00:16:53.880 --> 00:16:55.920 align:center - He's blushing. So cute. - No, no, no. 00:16:57.040 --> 00:16:58.040 align:center - Not blushing, bro. - But, yeah… 00:16:58.120 --> 00:17:00.480 align:center - I was super anxious to come here. - Why? 00:17:00.760 --> 00:17:02.160 align:center Haven't slept in two days. 00:17:02.240 --> 00:17:04.599 align:center You tear people a new one all day. 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:05.680 align:center Of course he's anxious! 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:08.000 align:center "Why?" 00:17:09.079 --> 00:17:11.720 align:center - How can you be anxious? - I haven't eaten in three days. 00:17:11.839 --> 00:17:13.040 align:center He's asking why I'm anxious. 00:17:13.440 --> 00:17:14.359 align:center Eat it. 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:16.280 align:center Orry. 00:17:16.560 --> 00:17:20.560 align:center "I don't eat breakfast, and I never will." 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:22.480 align:center Drugs. 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:24.599 align:center - Drugs. Not breakfast. - Oh, man! 00:17:26.560 --> 00:17:27.440 align:center I-- 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.880 align:center And it's even written in English, bro. 00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:36.920 align:center Bro, your friends… 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:39.400 align:center - I read it and thought… - Orry definitely came high. 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:40.800 align:center Why the hostility? 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:42.560 align:center Anant, bro, if you're watching… 00:17:43.640 --> 00:17:46.640 align:center Please enroll him in Dhirubhai Ambani School, man. 00:17:48.560 --> 00:17:50.520 align:center - No worries, man. - Does he know Marathi? 00:17:50.840 --> 00:17:52.080 align:center You're crazy. 00:17:55.120 --> 00:17:56.520 align:center I'm the smart one. 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.200 align:center Give it up for GP Heera! Come on. 00:17:59.280 --> 00:18:00.920 align:center Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 00:18:01.520 --> 00:18:03.760 align:center GP Heera, I really liked your singing, 00:18:03.840 --> 00:18:05.480 align:center - but this isn't a singing show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:18:05.680 --> 00:18:08.560 align:center Overall, I enjoyed our interaction. 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:10.760 align:center For that, I give you a six, bro. 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:12.280 align:center Okay. Thank you. 00:18:14.080 --> 00:18:14.960 align:center I'll go last. 00:18:15.240 --> 00:18:16.200 align:center Just give it, bro. 00:18:16.280 --> 00:18:17.600 align:center It's my first time. I don't know how to rate? 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:18.800 align:center - Let me check. - Okay. 00:18:19.080 --> 00:18:19.960 align:center Archana. 00:18:20.560 --> 00:18:24.440 align:center For your singing and your sweetness, I'll give you an eight and a half. 00:18:24.560 --> 00:18:25.600 align:center Thank you, ma'am. 00:18:26.200 --> 00:18:27.880 align:center - I'll give you a seven. - Thank you. 00:18:27.960 --> 00:18:30.080 align:center You sang well, so I'll give you an eight. 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:31.160 align:center - Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:33.640 align:center I can't understand you. 00:18:34.320 --> 00:18:38.120 align:center - He can't understand you either. - Your singing was very good. 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:39.680 align:center - Your voice was very good. - Yeah. Thank you. 00:18:39.760 --> 00:18:41.240 align:center Like, what was it like? 00:18:41.520 --> 00:18:42.440 align:center A crow? A cuckoo. Like a cuckoo. 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:43.680 align:center - Nightingale! - The bird. 00:18:43.760 --> 00:18:44.600 align:center Like a nightingale. 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:46.360 align:center That was a ten on ten. The singing. 00:18:46.600 --> 00:18:48.400 align:center - Bro, just give a score. - Come on, five. 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:51.480 align:center That makes your average seven. 00:18:52.840 --> 00:18:55.040 align:center - It's a nine. - Oh no! 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:57.800 align:center - Thanks for joining, man. - Thank you, sir. 00:18:58.040 --> 00:18:58.920 align:center Thank you, sir. 00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:03.200 align:center Make some noise for the next act, Komal Aadya. 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:07.200 align:center She's gonna do some dance. 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:12.920 align:center What happened, man? 00:20:04.600 --> 00:20:05.520 align:center Wow, amazing! 00:20:08.800 --> 00:20:09.800 align:center Bharatanatyam. 00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:14.320 align:center - That was great. - Sir, can I say something? 00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:16.280 align:center Can I touch you? 00:20:21.360 --> 00:20:22.840 align:center - Come here. - Where? 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:26.680 align:center Don't think that far ahead. 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:32.320 align:center Man, I get so… I get embarrassed. Here you go. 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:35.680 align:center Wow, he is real. 00:20:36.280 --> 00:20:37.200 align:center Komal Aadya ji. 00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:38.960 align:center - You're very sweet. Why come here? - Yes. 00:20:39.120 --> 00:20:40.360 align:center I came here by mistake. 00:20:41.040 --> 00:20:41.920 align:center - By mistake? - Mistake? 00:20:42.000 --> 00:20:43.240 align:center - Yeah. - Where are you from? 00:20:43.320 --> 00:20:44.520 align:center Bihar. 00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:45.920 align:center Yes! 00:20:47.560 --> 00:20:49.720 align:center I heard you're from Bihar. I mean, from… 00:20:50.080 --> 00:20:52.040 align:center - How did you find out? - I… 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:53.240 align:center Akanksha… 00:20:53.360 --> 00:20:54.920 align:center - Right, someone told me. - Yeah. 00:20:56.080 --> 00:20:59.960 align:center I'd seen you around, but didn't know you were local. 00:21:00.360 --> 00:21:01.440 align:center Which area are you from? 00:21:01.520 --> 00:21:03.160 align:center - Patna. - Same. 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:04.120 align:center Wow! 00:21:04.680 --> 00:21:06.920 align:center We Patna folks should take a selfie. 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:09.160 align:center You're very sweet. 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:10.960 align:center How do we even roast you? 00:21:11.040 --> 00:21:13.280 align:center - You danced so well… - No, read the script. Do it. 00:21:13.360 --> 00:21:14.480 align:center But you wrote here… 00:21:14.560 --> 00:21:16.760 align:center Relationship status? You wrote, "booked." 00:21:16.840 --> 00:21:18.840 align:center Like a registered plot of land. 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:21.320 align:center - No, registered with myself. - Really? 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:22.400 align:center Since I found no one, 00:21:22.680 --> 00:21:24.400 align:center I keep to myself and work on myself. 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:25.760 align:center You booked yourself? 00:21:25.840 --> 00:21:27.120 align:center Yes. With work. 00:21:28.000 --> 00:21:30.680 align:center - With art. - Want to date anyone? 00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:33.400 align:center I want to, but haven't found anyone yet. 00:21:33.560 --> 00:21:35.600 align:center There's a guy named GP Heera. 00:21:40.560 --> 00:21:41.560 align:center I don't know him. 00:21:41.760 --> 00:21:43.800 align:center - GP, I got your back. - I don't know. 00:21:44.120 --> 00:21:45.920 align:center We have this one guy. He's a singer. 00:21:46.280 --> 00:21:47.440 align:center - A singer? - Do you like singers? 00:21:47.520 --> 00:21:49.640 align:center - Singer and dancer make a great combo. - Great combo. 00:21:49.720 --> 00:21:51.560 align:center - Yeah. - Orry is also single. 00:21:52.040 --> 00:21:52.880 align:center He is single. 00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.480 align:center - No. - You really like yourself. 00:21:54.560 --> 00:21:55.560 align:center Thank you. 00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:57.440 align:center - Really. - How old are you? 00:21:57.600 --> 00:21:59.920 align:center - I am 24. - Okay. Good age. 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:02.160 align:center - Is that alright with you? - It's a good age. 00:22:02.840 --> 00:22:04.040 align:center What's a bad age, Orry? 00:22:04.280 --> 00:22:05.400 align:center Anything above that. 00:22:06.040 --> 00:22:07.720 align:center - Your age, Orry? - I'm 31. 00:22:09.280 --> 00:22:11.480 align:center You said your most romantic moment was 00:22:11.560 --> 00:22:14.720 align:center when a guy once sent me to fetch a mop. 00:22:14.800 --> 00:22:16.200 align:center - A mop. - What's a mop? 00:22:16.280 --> 00:22:18.160 align:center - Yeah, a mop. We call it that. - To wipe the floor with. 00:22:18.320 --> 00:22:19.200 align:center That was romantic? 00:22:19.280 --> 00:22:21.360 align:center No, I mean, when I was a kid, 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:25.400 align:center no boy would even talk to me, 00:22:25.680 --> 00:22:26.720 align:center let alone look at me. 00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:29.680 align:center So at school, during Teacher's Day prep, 00:22:30.080 --> 00:22:32.960 align:center a boy was assigning tasks to everyone. 00:22:33.280 --> 00:22:36.400 align:center He said to me, "Hey, Komal, go bring a mop from home." 00:22:36.760 --> 00:22:38.320 align:center I was so happy, 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:40.640 align:center so happy that I went home right then, 00:22:41.080 --> 00:22:43.480 align:center went home and said, "Mom, give me a mop." 00:22:43.880 --> 00:22:45.200 align:center "A mop? What for? 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:46.920 align:center What do you need it for?" 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:50.840 align:center "Mom, please." "I need it." How did he know that deep down… 00:22:51.520 --> 00:22:52.400 align:center - So… - What? 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:54.240 align:center Is this some kind of pickup line in Bihar? 00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:56.960 align:center Why did he ask you for a mop? 00:22:57.240 --> 00:23:00.280 align:center He was assigning tasks. Like sweeping or mopping. 00:23:00.360 --> 00:23:01.640 align:center What's Teacher's Day prep like? 00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:03.000 align:center First, you clean. 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:05.120 align:center What a weird role-play. 00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.800 align:center "Bring a mop, clean the house." 00:23:08.040 --> 00:23:10.240 align:center - You have a rat's brain. - I get it… 00:23:10.320 --> 00:23:11.480 align:center Naughty girl. 00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:13.880 align:center - That is role-play, right? - Same brain… 00:23:14.320 --> 00:23:15.240 align:center You're sweeping, 00:23:15.320 --> 00:23:17.200 align:center and then the guy jumps on you. 00:23:17.760 --> 00:23:19.360 align:center No, nothing like that. 00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.160 align:center Sir, no way… 00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:24.800 align:center If people are into it, I don't judge. 00:23:25.040 --> 00:23:26.560 align:center - No… - I just judge on this panel, 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:29.240 align:center - not your sex life. - No, it just felt like 00:23:29.320 --> 00:23:31.600 align:center the first time a guy came up and spoke to me. 00:23:32.080 --> 00:23:33.600 align:center So I really liked that. 00:23:38.440 --> 00:23:41.080 align:center Has a guy ever properly asked you out? 00:23:41.840 --> 00:23:42.720 align:center Never. 00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:44.960 align:center - You've never had a boyfriend? - No. 00:23:45.040 --> 00:23:47.520 align:center Isn't she the female GP Heera? 00:23:48.200 --> 00:23:50.280 align:center You're perfect for each other. 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:52.640 align:center - Call him. - Call him, fuck. 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:54.040 align:center Is this a dating show? 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:56.040 align:center Call him, call him. 00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:57.400 align:center Call him, call him. 00:23:58.280 --> 00:24:00.360 align:center - Call Gurpreet Singh Heera. - He'll sing, you can dance. 00:24:04.560 --> 00:24:06.880 align:center Would your family accept a Punjabi guy? 00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:09.280 align:center Yes, I really like Punjabi guys. 00:24:09.640 --> 00:24:10.760 align:center I love them. 00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:14.560 align:center - What? - GP Heera, where are you? 00:24:15.280 --> 00:24:17.320 align:center GP! 00:24:19.560 --> 00:24:20.440 align:center Hi. 00:24:20.560 --> 00:24:21.480 align:center Hi. 00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.280 align:center - So… - Welcome to 00:24:24.360 --> 00:24:26.080 align:center Samay Raina's matchmaking club. 00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.840 align:center GP bhai, this is Komal ji. 00:24:30.280 --> 00:24:31.160 align:center Hi. 00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:32.800 align:center Hello. 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:37.160 align:center So, you know, she's looking for a guy. 00:24:37.560 --> 00:24:39.320 align:center - A Punjabi. - And a Punjabi guy. 00:24:39.760 --> 00:24:41.760 align:center And you're looking for any girl. 00:24:43.520 --> 00:24:45.040 align:center And you sing, and she dances. 00:24:45.120 --> 00:24:47.200 align:center - You sing, she dances. - Amazing. 00:24:47.440 --> 00:24:50.240 align:center - Do you ever mop the floor at home? - No. 00:24:50.320 --> 00:24:51.960 align:center - Mop. - You don't mop? She mops. 00:24:52.600 --> 00:24:55.320 align:center - Yes, I do. - So you're a match made in heaven, I feel. 00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:59.200 align:center So, what do you think of her? 00:24:59.520 --> 00:25:02.480 align:center Man, I can only sing. I don't do any mopping, bro. 00:25:02.560 --> 00:25:05.320 align:center So if you sing a song and she dances, I think… 00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:06.240 align:center Why not? 00:25:07.520 --> 00:25:08.840 align:center - Sure. - Let's go. 00:25:09.520 --> 00:25:10.480 align:center Okay. 00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.120 align:center Thank you. 00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:31.880 align:center Please, someone, hand me a mop. I've got tears in my eyes. 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:36.080 align:center I'm still stuck on the mop. 00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:38.440 align:center That was great. So, do you like her? 00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:41.640 align:center Are you seeing someone? 00:26:42.000 --> 00:26:42.840 align:center No, I'm single. 00:26:43.280 --> 00:26:44.640 align:center - Then there's no problem. - Focused. 00:26:46.760 --> 00:26:49.720 align:center I think you guys should go on a date and see how it goes. 00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:54.040 align:center Right? You can use District. 00:26:54.320 --> 00:26:56.840 align:center We'll give you District points. 00:26:56.920 --> 00:26:58.280 align:center Whatever your expenses are, 00:26:58.560 --> 00:27:00.480 align:center District will cover it all. 00:27:00.560 --> 00:27:02.960 align:center - Let's go. Thank you. - Oh. 00:27:03.760 --> 00:27:05.720 align:center Amazing. Thanks for joining, brother. 00:27:05.800 --> 00:27:06.720 align:center - Thank you for having me. - Yes! 00:27:06.800 --> 00:27:07.680 align:center And congrats. 00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:09.400 align:center - Alright, bye. - Thank you. 00:27:09.480 --> 00:27:10.360 align:center Bye-bye. 00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:11.640 align:center Bye, GP. 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:12.880 align:center - Thank you, GP. - Amazing. 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:13.840 align:center Thank you. 00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:17.040 align:center - Thank you. - Did you have fun? 00:27:17.120 --> 00:27:17.960 align:center I had a blast. 00:27:18.040 --> 00:27:19.920 align:center It's time for your score. We gave you a boyfriend. 00:27:20.080 --> 00:27:20.960 align:center Yes. 00:27:21.080 --> 00:27:24.640 align:center Time to score Komal Aadya ji. Maybe we can begin with you, Nishant bhai? 00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:27.320 align:center You're a really sweet person. You danced. I'll give you a ten. 00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:28.840 align:center So sweet. 00:27:29.120 --> 00:27:30.240 align:center Ten, ten, ten. 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:31.760 align:center Seven. 00:27:31.840 --> 00:27:32.760 align:center - Seven? - Seven. 00:27:33.760 --> 00:27:35.280 align:center What a heartless woman. 00:27:36.320 --> 00:27:38.600 align:center They just got married here, man. 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:41.360 align:center I was about to say seven too, but you scared me. 00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:43.520 align:center Seven? 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:46.960 align:center - Seven. - Okay, eight. 00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:52.160 align:center These two don't respect your dancing. 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:53.760 align:center I give you a six. 00:27:55.080 --> 00:27:58.120 align:center No, no. I give you a ten out of ten. You were amazing. 00:27:58.200 --> 00:27:59.080 align:center Wow! 00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:01.760 align:center That makes your average nine. 00:28:04.800 --> 00:28:07.560 align:center Oh no! 00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:10.720 align:center No, man! You guys were right. Oh, shit. 00:28:11.360 --> 00:28:15.880 align:center Oh, man. It's okay you didn't get these points, but you got someone's number. 00:28:16.280 --> 00:28:17.200 align:center So, there you go. 00:28:18.280 --> 00:28:19.960 align:center - All the best, Komal. - Congratulations, Komal ji. 00:28:20.040 --> 00:28:22.480 align:center - Thank you, thank you, sir. - Thank you so much for joining. 00:28:22.760 --> 00:28:25.640 align:center Make some noise for Chellomeme. 00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.120 align:center I hope I pronounced your name right. 00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:29.680 align:center No, you said it wrong. 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:30.760 align:center What is it? 00:28:30.840 --> 00:28:32.800 align:center - What did you just say? - "Chelo Meem." 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.760 align:center Selo-- Chellomeme. 00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:36.320 align:center Chellomeme. 00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:38.960 align:center I knew it was "meme." 00:28:39.240 --> 00:28:40.880 align:center - You knew? - Yeah, I knew. 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:42.280 align:center Thank you. 00:28:42.360 --> 00:28:43.400 align:center Chello… meme. 00:28:46.280 --> 00:28:47.120 align:center Hey! 00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:49.000 align:center Wait, hold on. Did it start already? 00:28:49.080 --> 00:28:51.280 align:center - Give me a heads-up. - That scared me to death. 00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:54.040 align:center I thought it was a siren. 00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:24.480 align:center Thank you. I'm done. 00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:26.960 align:center Yeah! 00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:31.480 align:center So good. 00:30:32.320 --> 00:30:33.800 align:center Wow, Chellomeme! 00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:36.040 align:center - Let me catch my breath. - Yeah, sure. 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:38.520 align:center - Meme-- - Which state are you from? 00:30:38.760 --> 00:30:40.840 align:center - Arunachal Pradesh. - Didn't hear her rap? 00:30:41.040 --> 00:30:42.280 align:center - No. - No? 00:30:42.360 --> 00:30:44.280 align:center I didn't hear Arunachal Pradesh in it. 00:30:44.480 --> 00:30:46.080 align:center - Did you? - I heard it all. 00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.640 align:center You heard the rap, but did you hear Arunachal Pradesh… 00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:50.400 align:center I listen closely to everything coming out of the Northeast. 00:30:50.560 --> 00:30:51.520 align:center Okay. 00:30:55.360 --> 00:30:56.960 align:center Have you ever been to Arunachal Pradesh? 00:30:58.320 --> 00:30:59.160 align:center I'll go. 00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:00.080 align:center I'll go. 00:31:00.280 --> 00:31:01.120 align:center I will, for sure. 00:31:01.760 --> 00:31:04.280 align:center If you haven't been to Arunachal yet, you haven't really traveled. 00:31:04.560 --> 00:31:08.120 align:center Arunachal is a beautiful destination. You all really need to visit. 00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:09.920 align:center Everyone, come and let me know. 00:31:10.080 --> 00:31:13.320 align:center To the question, "If a genie gave you one wish, what would it be?" 00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:16.000 align:center You wrote, "To remove the existence of humans from Earth." 00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:19.360 align:center Yeah. I mean, it's too much here, too much modernization. 00:31:19.440 --> 00:31:21.680 align:center Too many buildings and bridges. 00:31:21.760 --> 00:31:25.040 align:center Now I want evolution to start over again, start fresh… 00:31:25.600 --> 00:31:27.360 align:center - So we all die? - Yeah. 00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:28.520 align:center - Yeah?! - No, no, no, I mean, 00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:30.520 align:center dying alone is much sadder, right? 00:31:30.600 --> 00:31:32.040 align:center Better if we all go together. 00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.360 align:center Just kidding. 00:31:34.320 --> 00:31:36.560 align:center - I'm joking. - But where will we go, Meme? 00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:39.880 align:center Where are we going together? The afterlife? 00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:41.760 align:center We'll all go to heaven together. 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.320 align:center Only you're going to heaven. 00:31:44.040 --> 00:31:45.880 align:center Did you watch our last season? 00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:48.680 align:center That's actually how I found out about you. 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:50.920 align:center - Oh, really? - Yeah, from a reel. 00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:53.040 align:center Did you watch my show in Arunachal Pradesh? 00:31:53.120 --> 00:31:54.400 align:center Saw you in a reel. 00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:56.160 align:center What do people say about me in Arunachal? 00:31:57.240 --> 00:31:58.320 align:center Nothing, actually. 00:32:02.560 --> 00:32:05.000 align:center - I mean-- - You totally set her up for that. 00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:09.520 align:center I didn't mean it in a bad way. They just don't. 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:11.320 align:center I'm being genuine. It's not like that. 00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:13.240 align:center - Genuinely? Thank you for making it worse. - Yes. 00:32:13.520 --> 00:32:14.480 align:center Oh, man. 00:32:14.760 --> 00:32:16.640 align:center - She says she's being genuine. - You thought she was kidding? 00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:19.800 align:center Say anything nice about me? Any good thoughts? 00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.000 align:center Me? No, I mean, you make people laugh so much. 00:32:23.160 --> 00:32:25.480 align:center Making people laugh is the greatest deed. 00:32:25.560 --> 00:32:27.600 align:center Why didn't you say this when I asked you before? 00:32:27.760 --> 00:32:29.360 align:center - No, I was-- - You hurt me. 00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.360 align:center Oh, man. No… 00:32:31.560 --> 00:32:33.440 align:center - You're laughing after hurting me? - She's not even saying sorry. 00:32:33.720 --> 00:32:37.400 align:center No. I mean, how could I-- I just told the truth, you know? 00:32:44.560 --> 00:32:47.440 align:center No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Wait. You… 00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:49.480 align:center Now I'll show you. 00:32:50.360 --> 00:32:51.720 align:center Wait and see, Chellomeme. 00:32:53.600 --> 00:32:56.000 align:center "You can flex your bicep like Salman Khan." 00:32:56.360 --> 00:32:58.480 align:center - Yeah. Wanna see? - Before that-- 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:02.520 align:center Show us. 00:33:03.360 --> 00:33:04.200 align:center Show us, show us. 00:33:05.120 --> 00:33:06.320 align:center Watch closely. 00:33:13.520 --> 00:33:14.480 align:center Oh, my. 00:33:15.600 --> 00:33:16.560 align:center That's amazing. 00:33:18.120 --> 00:33:19.080 align:center She's making her own background music. 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.040 align:center Is Salman bhai famous in Arunachal Pradesh? 00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:24.600 align:center - Yes. He's visited Arunachal. - What do people say about him? 00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:27.480 align:center They say good things. He's visited Arunachal. 00:33:27.560 --> 00:33:28.600 align:center Really? Salman? 00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:33.000 align:center He visited Arunachal, rode a bike there, saw beautiful places. 00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:34.960 align:center But what do they say about Samay? 00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.480 align:center I told you, they say nothing at all. 00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:39.800 align:center I mean… 00:33:40.760 --> 00:33:41.680 align:center No, no, no. 00:33:47.520 --> 00:33:50.480 align:center Man, you come to my show 00:33:51.120 --> 00:33:52.600 align:center and do this to me? 00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:54.400 align:center What do they say about me? 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.760 align:center About you? 00:33:56.080 --> 00:33:57.440 align:center They just say… 00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.920 align:center that you take pictures with really famous people. 00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:01.840 align:center That's what they say. 00:34:02.360 --> 00:34:05.280 align:center - He has no-- - No, some people ask… They wonder, 00:34:05.600 --> 00:34:06.840 align:center "What does Orry do?" 00:34:07.280 --> 00:34:11.840 align:center Because… we thought he was more of a model than an actor. 00:34:12.080 --> 00:34:13.159 align:center By model, I mean… 00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:14.480 align:center - someone who just takes photos. - Thank you. 00:34:14.560 --> 00:34:15.520 align:center - So, a model. - See that, Samay? 00:34:15.600 --> 00:34:17.159 align:center I'm bigger than you. 00:34:18.120 --> 00:34:20.159 align:center At least they don't talk about me. 00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:21.920 align:center For you, they're like, "What does he even do?" 00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:24.280 align:center I'm coming across much better here, bro. 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:26.280 align:center When was your last relationship? 00:34:26.520 --> 00:34:27.440 align:center Two years ago. 00:34:28.040 --> 00:34:28.880 align:center What happened? 00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:31.639 align:center I got played. 00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:34.239 align:center He played me bad and left. 00:34:34.480 --> 00:34:37.239 align:center I actually caught him in a hotel. 00:34:37.560 --> 00:34:39.560 align:center - Oh! - Caught him with who? 00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:42.040 align:center With the girl I was suspicious of. 00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:43.080 align:center Because in my dream-- 00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:46.159 align:center Look, I'm not joking. I think God gave me some power. 00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:49.159 align:center I have an instinct. When something's wrong, 00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:51.560 align:center I can tell something's going on. 00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:53.800 align:center I even had a dream that they were kissing. 00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:56.040 align:center The next day, both their phones were off. 00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.720 align:center After that, I was going somewhere, 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:00.880 align:center and I saw his car parked at a hotel. 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:02.040 align:center - No! - Yeah. 00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:04.520 align:center Then I gave the manager 7,000 rupees. 00:35:04.680 --> 00:35:05.520 align:center I asked him, "Which room?" 00:35:05.600 --> 00:35:07.960 align:center He said, "No fighting." Then he told me. 00:35:08.160 --> 00:35:09.960 align:center - You paid him 7,000? - Yeah. He agreed. 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:11.120 align:center - He agreed? - Yeah. 00:35:11.200 --> 00:35:13.760 align:center Then I saw that he had love bites all over him. 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:14.960 align:center - Love bites? - After that, I was just… 00:35:15.040 --> 00:35:17.000 align:center Did you-- Did you beat him up there? 00:35:17.080 --> 00:35:18.480 align:center No, I thrashed him at his house. 00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:29.880 align:center Damn, that's sad, man. 00:35:30.720 --> 00:35:33.400 align:center Yeah, but it's funny now. Everyone just laughs it off. 00:35:33.680 --> 00:35:36.120 align:center But it was really sad. I went completely crazy. 00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:38.520 align:center You're really something, man. 00:35:39.640 --> 00:35:41.760 align:center So, they must be saying something about me in Arunachal? 00:35:42.600 --> 00:35:43.520 align:center About you? 00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:46.280 align:center No, that's the thing. They don't say anything. What can I say? 00:35:51.600 --> 00:35:54.480 align:center Samay, asking the same thing again and again 00:35:54.560 --> 00:35:56.080 align:center - won't change the answer. - Yeah, that's true. 00:35:57.040 --> 00:35:59.520 align:center Maybe not in your friend circle, but… 00:35:59.600 --> 00:36:02.440 align:center I'll do a show in Arunachal. Watch me sell it out. 00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:03.960 align:center Meaning? I don't get it. 00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:08.920 align:center Meaning, I'll do my show in Arunachal Pradesh. 00:36:09.240 --> 00:36:12.400 align:center - All of Arunachal will come-- - Oh, like this exact setup? 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:14.560 align:center No, I'll do it bigger. My own stand-up show. 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.920 align:center Oh, I just don't know if they'll get your jokes over there. 00:36:36.160 --> 00:36:37.000 align:center Wow. 00:36:38.640 --> 00:36:39.880 align:center I said nice things. 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.840 align:center Man, what did I ever do to Arunachal Pradesh? 00:36:45.480 --> 00:36:47.680 align:center I always praised Arunachal. 00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:51.600 align:center You wrote here, "I can imitate digital voices." 00:36:51.680 --> 00:36:52.520 align:center Yeah. 00:36:53.600 --> 00:36:54.760 align:center I do. 00:36:56.520 --> 00:36:57.440 align:center What kind of voice is it? 00:36:57.680 --> 00:36:59.200 align:center No, like railway stations-- 00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:00.840 align:center I mean-- Wait, I'll do a train announcement. 00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.560 align:center Playing cards, paper soap… 00:37:04.640 --> 00:37:07.600 align:center - Sorry, sorry. - No, no, no! I'm not mad. 00:37:07.680 --> 00:37:10.160 align:center - Yeah… - I was just waiting for you to finish. 00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:21.480 align:center Roast him some more. Sister, I'm with you. 00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:24.680 align:center - Can I start? - Yeah, go ahead. 00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:28.000 align:center Welcome to Naharlagun Station. 00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:30.840 align:center Welcome to Naharlagun Station. 00:37:31.200 --> 00:37:32.800 align:center Passengers, may I have your attention, please? 00:37:33.120 --> 00:37:35.440 align:center Train number 5005 00:37:35.560 --> 00:37:38.920 align:center is expected to depart for Guwahati at 7:30 p.m. 00:37:39.160 --> 00:37:40.000 align:center Thank you. 00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:44.480 align:center You've got something special. 00:37:46.120 --> 00:37:47.240 align:center You've got it all. 00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:50.760 align:center Chello ji, if you could just give me a shout-out, 00:37:52.520 --> 00:37:54.200 align:center maybe then people in Arunachal 00:37:54.280 --> 00:37:55.280 align:center will know me too. 00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:56.240 align:center What should I say? 00:37:58.520 --> 00:37:59.360 align:center "What do I say?" 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:00.800 align:center - Whatever your heart says. - "Who are you?" 00:38:01.160 --> 00:38:02.840 align:center How did you like meeting me? 00:38:03.520 --> 00:38:07.200 align:center No, it's really great. You make people laugh, so it's a big deal. 00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:10.240 align:center Then why haven't you said anything nice about me yet? 00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:13.400 align:center You make us laugh, but you're not always nice either. 00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:20.080 align:center - I mean-- - A roast of Samay Raina, 00:38:20.240 --> 00:38:21.960 align:center ladies and gentlemen. 00:38:25.880 --> 00:38:28.040 align:center I didn't mean to roast you. 00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:31.280 align:center Honestly, I didn't mean to roast you just for the heck of it. 00:38:31.520 --> 00:38:33.080 align:center I was just telling the truth. 00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.360 align:center Did you come here to slaughter me? 00:38:46.040 --> 00:38:49.160 align:center I'm getting revenge for all those people… 00:38:57.920 --> 00:38:59.160 align:center Oh, my God. 00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.280 align:center It's too much fun. Samay? 00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:06.160 align:center She's insulting him from the heart. 00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:08.000 align:center Roast him too! Get him! 00:39:08.160 --> 00:39:10.560 align:center - I mean, we take sessions. - Roast him too! 00:39:10.640 --> 00:39:12.840 align:center What is it? A-U-D, S-U-D? 00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:14.640 align:center - Say something mean to him! - What? What did you say? 00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:16.600 align:center What do you wanna know? What are you saying? 00:39:16.680 --> 00:39:17.920 align:center Say something mean to him. 00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:21.360 align:center You've targeted me. Say something to him too. 00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:23.320 align:center - No, I said it to whoever deserved it. - I'm asking a genuine question. 00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:47.680 align:center Today I finally understand what it feels like to be on that side. 00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:50.400 align:center It's a lot of hard work, guys. 00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:53.240 align:center Hats off to anyone who comes on Latent. 00:39:54.200 --> 00:39:55.160 align:center Oh, my God. 00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:57.800 align:center Chellomeme ji. 00:39:59.240 --> 00:40:01.400 align:center Thank you so much for coming to India's Got Latent. 00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:03.080 align:center Thank you. 00:40:04.120 --> 00:40:05.320 align:center Thank you so much. 00:40:06.240 --> 00:40:07.640 align:center Time to score you. 00:40:08.160 --> 00:40:09.280 align:center Now I'll show you. 00:40:10.240 --> 00:40:11.360 align:center You start, Nishant bhai. 00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:13.520 align:center - Oh, my God. - I give you a ten. 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:15.680 align:center What else could it be? 00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:20.000 align:center A ten. Chello, you're perfect. Love you. 00:40:20.560 --> 00:40:22.360 align:center A ten and a standing ovation. 00:40:24.640 --> 00:40:26.960 align:center Thank you. Thank you so much. 00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:29.440 align:center Ten, ten, ten. 00:40:29.560 --> 00:40:31.200 align:center But I don't stand up for anyone. 00:40:31.560 --> 00:40:32.840 align:center Oh, my God. 00:40:34.080 --> 00:40:35.200 align:center Then how do you manage? 00:40:37.600 --> 00:40:39.360 align:center - From the back. - Everyone gave me a ten? 00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:40.640 align:center - Everyone gave me a ten? - So… 00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:46.320 align:center Now the ball is in my court. 00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.920 align:center I want to give you a ten, but I don't think… 00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.360 align:center you gave yourself a ten. What do you think? 00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:55.760 align:center - Five. - Nine! 00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:57.160 align:center Oh no! 00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:58.760 align:center I think she gave herself a ten. 00:40:59.680 --> 00:41:00.640 align:center - Do you think-- - Nine? 00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:02.440 align:center - Can I… - No, you can't speak. 00:41:03.240 --> 00:41:05.640 align:center - I think she gave herself a ten. - Yeah, I think… 00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:08.360 align:center Chello ji, 00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:11.560 align:center I want to give you a ten. 00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:13.760 align:center Oh no. 00:41:14.080 --> 00:41:15.760 align:center - I'm wondering what I should do. - Get it right. 00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:16.840 align:center Give it. 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:19.840 align:center - Should I give you a ten? - He shouldn't give you a ten, right? 00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:21.840 align:center - Wait, let me-- - No, you can't say anything. 00:41:22.080 --> 00:41:24.200 align:center - She's calculating, so it means no. - You can't say anything. 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:25.280 align:center It's not a ten. 00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:26.760 align:center - Chello ji… - Wait, I… 00:41:26.840 --> 00:41:29.040 align:center - No, you can't. Close your eyes. - I can't count. 00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:31.240 align:center - Ten. - Let it… 00:41:31.320 --> 00:41:32.800 align:center Let fate take the wheel, Hero Honda for the feel. 00:41:35.080 --> 00:41:35.920 align:center What did she say? 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.840 align:center What? "Let fate take the wheel, Hero Honda for the feel." 00:41:38.040 --> 00:41:39.240 align:center - What did she say? - What? 00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:41.240 align:center I give you five points. 00:41:42.600 --> 00:41:43.880 align:center Samay! 00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:46.640 align:center That makes your average nine. 00:41:59.640 --> 00:42:01.680 align:center Oh, my God! I'm losing my mind. 00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:03.560 align:center Congratulations to you! 00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:09.040 align:center I knew you wouldn't give yourself a ten. 00:42:09.120 --> 00:42:10.040 align:center Look at you, using your brain! 00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:14.840 align:center - Thank you. - I wanted to give you a ten. 00:42:16.600 --> 00:42:19.640 align:center - How do you find me now? - Arunachal, show him some love! 00:42:19.720 --> 00:42:20.720 align:center He's very good. 00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:24.480 align:center Oh, my God! 00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:27.400 align:center Congratulations to you. 00:42:27.520 --> 00:42:28.840 align:center Thank you! 00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:31.640 align:center You've won 100,000 rupees. 00:42:34.200 --> 00:42:35.080 align:center Thank you. 00:42:35.160 --> 00:42:38.480 align:center Thanks for coming to my show. I really loved your performance. 00:42:38.560 --> 00:42:41.120 align:center You also win an Ai+ Nova 2 Pro phone. 00:42:41.200 --> 00:42:44.560 align:center Oh, my God! I got a new phone too. 00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:47.320 align:center You can take two. 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:48.760 align:center - Two? - Yes, take two. 00:42:49.960 --> 00:42:51.160 align:center Okay? This has-- 00:42:52.120 --> 00:42:54.000 align:center Way to ruin a great moment, Ai+. 00:42:54.080 --> 00:42:55.640 align:center "It has a 6,000 mAh battery." 00:42:56.120 --> 00:42:58.840 align:center Okay? "A 45-megapixel Sony camera." 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:01.600 align:center "India needs 5G, a premium look, 00:43:01.680 --> 00:43:03.760 align:center a big battery, a good camera, and protection." 00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:05.080 align:center Wow, beautifully said. 00:43:06.080 --> 00:43:08.240 align:center Anything works, as long as I get to keep it. 00:43:10.600 --> 00:43:13.360 align:center - And from District, - Thank you. 00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:17.520 align:center you get 50,000 rupees in District points. 00:43:17.600 --> 00:43:20.800 align:center You can go anywhere and-- No need to carry this. Don't worry. 00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.000 align:center Just go to the District app. 00:43:23.080 --> 00:43:27.000 align:center You'll have 50,000 rupees to spend on food and drinks anywhere. 00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:29.880 align:center - Anywhere? Might not work in Arunachal. - Anywhere. 00:43:31.080 --> 00:43:32.960 align:center Then go to Arunachal and tear them a new one. 00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:36.040 align:center Can I get a refund? A cash refund? 00:43:36.120 --> 00:43:38.520 align:center - Refund? We'll figure something out. - Ask them. 00:43:38.600 --> 00:43:40.040 align:center We'll figure something out for you. 00:43:40.200 --> 00:43:42.800 align:center But what did you think of how I read you? 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:45.760 align:center I knew you weren't arrogant enough to give yourself a ten. 00:43:46.120 --> 00:43:47.320 align:center Well done, Samay. 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:49.000 align:center That's the mind of a chess player right there. 00:43:49.200 --> 00:43:51.200 align:center Yeah! 00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:55.480 align:center - Thank you. - Thanks for coming. 00:43:55.560 --> 00:43:57.080 align:center - Thanks so much for coming to the show. - Thank you so much. 00:43:57.440 --> 00:43:58.360 align:center - And… - Thank you. 00:43:58.600 --> 00:44:01.040 align:center Can I touch everyone? I've never done that. 00:44:01.120 --> 00:44:02.720 align:center - So sweet. - Can you do what? 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:04.720 align:center - Can I touch everyone? - Touch? 00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:06.240 align:center - Hug! She wants to hug everyone. - A hug… 00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:07.960 align:center - Say "handshake." What is "touch"? - What do you wanna touch? 00:44:08.040 --> 00:44:10.240 align:center - Yeah, hug them. - Let's go! 00:44:11.680 --> 00:44:13.560 align:center - She's too cute, man. - So cute. Give it to me. 00:44:13.800 --> 00:44:15.720 align:center Hey, I won't take it. I'll give it back. 00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:33.280 align:center You're getting a big hug from me. 00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:40.160 align:center You hugged them all. 00:44:45.160 --> 00:44:47.120 align:center Am I just here to hold this? 00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:49.440 align:center Hug him too. 00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:56.960 align:center Thank you so much for coming to my show. 00:44:57.480 --> 00:44:58.960 align:center Now, do you think 00:44:59.040 --> 00:45:01.200 align:center I'll be famous in Arunachal Pradesh now? 00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:05.320 align:center They'll give you so much love. You'll shed this in no time. 00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:06.240 align:center This?! 00:45:09.640 --> 00:45:10.600 align:center Oh, man! 00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:12.880 align:center Did it break? 00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.440 align:center That was India's Got Latent. 00:45:17.680 --> 00:45:20.280 align:center Make some noise for Orry, Archana Puran Singh, 00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.080 align:center Sharon Verma, and Nishant Suri. 00:45:46.640 --> 00:45:48.440 align:center You're married to a fighter pilot? 00:45:48.520 --> 00:45:50.040 align:center Yeah, and he's right there. 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:51.920 align:center He is… 00:45:52.080 --> 00:45:54.480 align:center If you don't mind, could you leave and let him come up here? 00:45:55.680 --> 00:45:57.600 align:center Yeah, sure. I can just stay. 00:45:57.680 --> 00:46:00.040 align:center Okay, you can stay. Sir, come here for a second! 00:46:00.840 --> 00:46:01.840 align:center Hello, sir. 00:46:02.640 --> 00:46:04.360 align:center Namaste, sir. Jai Hind. 00:46:05.160 --> 00:46:06.960 align:center - Hi, good evening, everyone. - Nice to meet you, sir. 00:46:07.080 --> 00:46:07.920 align:center Same here, Samay bhai. 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:09.640 align:center You're a fighter pilot in the Indian Army? 00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:10.720 align:center Indian Air Force, yes. 00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:12.280 align:center Wow, sir. 00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:14.920 align:center You look very young for a-- How old are you, sir? 00:46:15.040 --> 00:46:16.800 align:center - I'm 30. - Oh, okay. 00:46:17.160 --> 00:46:18.000 align:center How did you two meet? 00:46:18.080 --> 00:46:20.440 align:center Did you throw a hoop and have him fly his jet through it? 00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.400 align:center He locked onto me like a target. 00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:27.440 align:center And he was like, "This is it. I'm gonna marry her." 00:46:27.520 --> 00:46:30.840 align:center So he was, like, good-- He had a good vision. 00:46:31.520 --> 00:46:32.760 align:center - Wow, man. - So, yeah. 00:46:33.080 --> 00:46:34.600 align:center - So, that's her side of the story. - Yeah. 00:46:39.720 --> 00:46:42.800 align:center So, what's your daily routine like, sir? 00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:44.560 align:center You can sit, ma'am. 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:48.520 align:center No, it's fine. He's very interesting. 00:46:48.600 --> 00:46:50.280 align:center I know he's very interesting. 00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.080 align:center But he's married. So… 00:46:52.160 --> 00:46:53.680 align:center It's not like I'm hitting on him. 00:46:54.160 --> 00:46:56.440 align:center - Just in case, he's married. - Don't worry. 00:46:56.520 --> 00:46:59.000 align:center - I'll respect the Line of Control. - Okay. 00:47:01.480 --> 00:47:04.440 align:center Sir, what if you have to pee while flying? 00:47:05.080 --> 00:47:06.640 align:center - We have a protocol. - Really? 00:47:06.720 --> 00:47:08.200 align:center Is there a separate cockpit for that? 00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:11.840 align:center Any upcoming secret missions for India? 00:47:12.040 --> 00:47:13.520 align:center Yeah, tell us on camera. 00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:18.680 align:center Go ahead, share it on Netflix and YouTube. 00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:21.160 align:center With the audience of India's Got Latent. 00:47:22.040 --> 00:47:24.080 align:center Sir, you truly graced our show today. 00:47:24.160 --> 00:47:25.480 align:center - Look who we were sitting with. - Thank you so much. 00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:32.400 align:center Did you ever think during Air Force training 00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:33.960 align:center that you'd see a day like this? 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:39.800 align:center No, I've been following you since Comicstaan, I guess. So, yes. 00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:40.880 align:center It's a… 00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:45.720 align:center But I must say, back then, I was a fan of Gupta ji. 00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.360 align:center - Aakash Gupta? I was a fan too. - Yes. 00:47:47.440 --> 00:47:49.440 align:center But I must say… 00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:52.120 align:center over time, you've earned it. 00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:54.640 align:center Thank you so much. 00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:55.760 align:center Thank you, man. 00:47:56.440 --> 00:47:58.680 align:center - Gupta ji is good too, come on. - No, he is. 00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:00.600 align:center Have you ever seen my stuff? 00:48:02.760 --> 00:48:04.520 align:center I'll watch you when I get home. 00:48:07.600 --> 00:48:08.960 align:center Do you know what he does? 00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:12.520 align:center I think all of India is trying to figure it out. 00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:20.280 align:center Hello, everyone. 00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:21.800 align:center - Hello. - Hello. 00:48:24.200 --> 00:48:25.040 align:center How are you, sir? 00:48:25.200 --> 00:48:26.440 align:center Just start, man. 00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:29.880 align:center Yeah, your time is running. Come on, hurry up. 00:48:31.080 --> 00:48:32.440 align:center My first poem is in Bhojpuri. 00:48:33.160 --> 00:48:35.360 align:center I've adorned every dream in your name 00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.280 align:center - Wow! - You're enshrined in my heart 00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:41.320 align:center - Wow! - Every heartbeat calls your name 00:48:41.800 --> 00:48:44.120 align:center Without you, this world feels empty 00:48:44.720 --> 00:48:47.000 align:center Would you lay down your life for me? 00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:50.200 align:center Would you put my name in henna On your hands? 00:48:50.520 --> 00:48:52.560 align:center If I ask one thing, will you agree? 00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:55.760 align:center I'll be your Krishna Will you be my Radha? 00:48:56.240 --> 00:48:57.400 align:center That's amazing, man! 00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:58.720 align:center Thank you so much. 00:48:59.720 --> 00:49:02.440 align:center So, AR Tiwari, what does AR stand for? 00:49:02.720 --> 00:49:03.640 align:center All-rounder. 00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:09.280 align:center So what else do you do then? What else makes you an all-rounder? 00:49:09.680 --> 00:49:12.520 align:center I dance, vlog, and rap. 00:49:13.040 --> 00:49:14.720 align:center - You said vlog? - Yeah, vlog. 00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:16.960 align:center I don't think vlogging is a talent. 00:49:25.800 --> 00:49:27.080 align:center Swearing is a talent. 00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:40.840 align:center Incredible, man. 00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:43.920 align:center AR Tiwari. 00:49:44.640 --> 00:49:46.520 align:center "I was robbed in Ahmedabad." 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:49.120 align:center - Yes, sir. - Is that where you lost your belt? 00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.040 align:center No, sir. While I was in Ahmedabad, 00:49:54.120 --> 00:49:56.640 align:center I went from the bus stand to the train station. 00:49:57.080 --> 00:49:59.480 align:center An auto driver-- There were three of us. 00:49:59.880 --> 00:50:03.040 align:center We got in the auto. The auto driver was speeding. 00:50:03.560 --> 00:50:05.880 align:center Further ahead, he picked up another guy. 00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:07.960 align:center Then he took us to a sketchy spot instead. 00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:10.720 align:center - A sketchy spot? - Hold on. 00:50:11.240 --> 00:50:12.280 align:center It was really dark. 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:13.600 align:center - Yes. - He said, "We're here." 00:50:13.720 --> 00:50:14.880 align:center I asked, "What station is this?" 00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:16.760 align:center He said, "Molestation." 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:22.720 align:center Then what? 00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:25.200 align:center He pulled a knife and asked me to hand him 500 rupees. 00:50:25.680 --> 00:50:27.040 align:center - Oh, 500? - Yes. 00:50:27.120 --> 00:50:27.960 align:center Then what did you say? 00:50:28.040 --> 00:50:30.920 align:center I thought he'd pulled a knife and was threatening to kill me. 00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:32.480 align:center He told me he had a gun, too. 00:50:32.720 --> 00:50:35.320 align:center I said, "Fuck it, better pay the 500 than die." 00:50:35.600 --> 00:50:37.360 align:center He took 500 from you, man. 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.960 align:center - You got robbed-- - What kind of thief settles for 500? 00:50:40.040 --> 00:50:41.480 align:center He was a pretty petty thief. 00:50:42.200 --> 00:50:44.080 align:center - He took 500 from all three of us. - Oh, 1,500? 00:50:44.160 --> 00:50:46.520 align:center The fare was only 20 from there. 00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:47.760 align:center Oh. 00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:49.240 align:center So 500 was a lot for him. 00:50:49.560 --> 00:50:51.640 align:center Tell me this. There were three of you. 00:50:52.200 --> 00:50:53.120 align:center And he was alone. 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:55.200 align:center - There were two. - Two auto drivers? 00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:57.560 align:center - Two guys. - Two guys were driving it? 00:50:57.800 --> 00:50:59.520 align:center One driver, and one helper. 00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:01.600 align:center One driver, and one guy with him. 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:05.080 align:center So you didn't get suspicious about what was going on? 00:51:05.160 --> 00:51:08.240 align:center No, sir. We were on our phones. We were just going, and-- 00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:09.880 align:center - He didn't steal your phone? - No. 00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:11.560 align:center What phone did you have? 00:51:12.600 --> 00:51:13.800 align:center A Vivo Y30. 00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:15.120 align:center That's why he didn't steal it. 00:51:15.680 --> 00:51:18.440 align:center If it were an Ai+, he'd have definitely stolen it. 00:51:19.200 --> 00:51:20.800 align:center - Right? - This phone is the best. 00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.000 align:center I think every girl should use this phone. 00:51:23.160 --> 00:51:25.320 align:center Its camera quality is so good. 00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:27.440 align:center So-- Your nudes will never leak. 00:51:29.120 --> 00:51:31.440 align:center Guys will see them and say, "I'd rather just imagine it." 00:51:33.560 --> 00:51:34.600 align:center Was the driver caught? 00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.040 align:center - No. - He wasn't? What did he look like? 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:38.600 align:center He was dark-skinned. 00:51:38.680 --> 00:51:40.160 align:center - He was dark-skinned. - Dark-skinned? 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:42.200 align:center Short or tall? 00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:44.160 align:center Tall. 00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:45.840 align:center And the auto driver? 00:51:51.080 --> 00:51:52.720 align:center I meant the driver. He was tall. 00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:55.160 align:center A waiter refused to serve you food. 00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:57.040 align:center That was back in college. 00:51:57.440 --> 00:51:58.600 align:center What did the waiter do? 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.120 align:center Every hotel charged 30 rupees a plate, 00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:04.160 align:center but one charged 35. I asked, "Why the extra five rupees?" 00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:06.920 align:center He said it was all-you-can-eat. 00:52:07.120 --> 00:52:07.960 align:center I said, "Great." 00:52:08.040 --> 00:52:08.880 align:center So the two of us went. 00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:10.160 align:center We dug in. 00:52:10.720 --> 00:52:12.480 align:center We got seconds, then thirds. 00:52:12.720 --> 00:52:14.240 align:center When we asked for fourths, the waiter refused to serve us. 00:52:14.440 --> 00:52:16.320 align:center I asked, "If you can't serve more, why call it all-you-can-eat?" 00:52:16.600 --> 00:52:17.440 align:center That's it. 00:52:17.600 --> 00:52:20.000 align:center - So you ate three plates of food? - Yes. 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:22.200 align:center Was he the one sitting with the auto driver, 00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:25.680 align:center trying to get his money back from you? 00:52:27.560 --> 00:52:29.240 align:center What do you study, man? 00:52:30.720 --> 00:52:32.440 align:center I actually teach, not study. 00:52:32.680 --> 00:52:33.640 align:center You teach? 00:52:33.880 --> 00:52:35.080 align:center He said he tutors. 00:52:35.160 --> 00:52:36.200 align:center What do you teach? 00:52:36.840 --> 00:52:37.960 align:center Math and science. 00:52:38.640 --> 00:52:40.320 align:center First to eighth graders. 00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:41.800 align:center 71 plus 152? 00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:45.440 align:center - 71 plus…? - 152. 00:52:46.640 --> 00:52:48.040 align:center - One minute. - One minute. 00:52:49.240 --> 00:52:50.800 align:center 220… 00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:53.240 align:center Just say whatever. None of us know the answer. 00:52:54.440 --> 00:52:56.160 align:center - He's a teacher, bro. - 223. 00:52:56.440 --> 00:52:57.280 align:center It's 223. 00:52:58.760 --> 00:52:59.880 align:center 500 times three? 00:53:00.560 --> 00:53:01.840 align:center 500… 1,500. 00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:13.320 align:center I started this show after so long. After so many difficulties. 00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:16.560 align:center So I played it safe for the first few episodes. 00:53:17.120 --> 00:53:18.000 align:center Get it? 00:53:20.880 --> 00:53:23.680 align:center People say that this isn't the same as before. 00:53:25.200 --> 00:53:27.160 align:center Make some noise for Rakhi Sawant!