WEBVTT 00:05.800 --> 00:07.880 Welcome to India's Got Latent. 00:11.120 --> 00:13.400 So, are we ready to start? 00:13.640 --> 00:18.000 Ai+ Nova phone presents India's Got Latent. 00:18.280 --> 00:20.320 Quick delivery partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:20.400 --> 00:22.400 Protein partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:22.600 --> 00:24.600 Fragrance partner, Wild Stone. 00:24.680 --> 00:27.920 And District partner, Make Plans and Go Out. 00:30.000 --> 00:32.360 What am I gonna do with all this money, man? I don't know. 00:32.960 --> 00:34.400 But are we ready to start the show? 00:36.240 --> 00:38.040 We have a banger panel for you. 00:38.200 --> 00:40.360 Make some noise for Nishant Suri, 00:41.800 --> 00:43.120 Sharon Verma, 00:44.520 --> 00:45.680 Orry, 00:47.440 --> 00:50.160 and Archana Puran Singh! 00:54.920 --> 00:55.800 Orry! 01:05.080 --> 01:06.640 Amazing! What a panel! 01:08.480 --> 01:09.480 What happened? 01:09.560 --> 01:11.200 Samay, you've got such cheap sponsors! 01:11.280 --> 01:12.760 - Okay. - They are falling apart. 01:14.000 --> 01:15.840 - Use the mic, bro. - Okay, sorry. 01:15.920 --> 01:17.640 - Not used to holding things up to my face. - What were you saying? 01:18.920 --> 01:21.280 Such a cheap sponsor. It's all falling apart. 01:21.360 --> 01:23.240 We move even a little, and it falls apart. 01:23.320 --> 01:25.800 With cheap guests like you, what did you expect? 01:29.560 --> 01:31.440 But, Orry-- How are you, Orry? 01:31.920 --> 01:33.840 - I'm good. I'm good. - You came all the way from London. 01:33.920 --> 01:36.680 Yeah. I took a ten-hour flight for the first time, 01:36.760 --> 01:40.240 only to sit on a panel where I know no one but myself. 01:40.440 --> 01:41.640 Who are the other people? 01:42.320 --> 01:43.800 - I'll introduce them, man. - Okay, let's go. 01:43.880 --> 01:45.600 He always wants to seem busy, 01:45.680 --> 01:48.040 so he tells people he's from London. 01:48.120 --> 01:50.280 He's from Dahisar, but he tells everyone he's from London. 01:53.280 --> 01:56.400 Archana ma'am, where have you-- 01:56.480 --> 01:58.080 - I can't say this in Hindi, man. - You can say-- 01:58.160 --> 02:00.320 - You think they're uneducated? - We understand English. It's okay. 02:00.400 --> 02:01.480 Have you been to London? 02:01.560 --> 02:03.080 - Have you been to London? Ever traveled… - No, never. 02:03.160 --> 02:05.040 - that far? There we go. - Not the London you've been to. 02:05.120 --> 02:06.920 That's exactly why she said Dahisar. 02:13.240 --> 02:15.200 But, Orry, bro, what are you doing these days? 02:16.200 --> 02:20.040 This, unfortunately. Look at my state, I'm stuck here. 02:20.920 --> 02:22.120 - Imagine. - So… 02:22.200 --> 02:25.560 I go out with such big shots, we party, make content. 02:25.640 --> 02:28.080 Now I'm stuck with them. 02:28.240 --> 02:32.840 My first time on a panel where I only know myself. 02:32.920 --> 02:33.960 I don't know everyone else here. 02:34.040 --> 02:35.360 I'll introduce everyone for you. 02:35.960 --> 02:36.840 No, no thanks. 02:36.920 --> 02:38.400 - Why not? - It's okay. 02:38.520 --> 02:40.800 - Why so mean, Orry? - Okay, pass. 02:43.320 --> 02:44.880 I'm gonna fuck him up today. 02:48.560 --> 02:50.920 Why do something that rewards him? 02:57.480 --> 02:59.080 - Orry, I love you. Thanks for coming. - Love you, too. 02:59.160 --> 03:00.240 - Have you seen the show? - Of course. 03:01.800 --> 03:03.400 I will. I'll watch it. 03:03.480 --> 03:05.240 I'll watch it. I'll do it. 03:05.640 --> 03:06.840 - Haven't seen it? - No. 03:07.160 --> 03:09.040 But I follow your work, Orry. 03:09.240 --> 03:10.840 - I saw an old interview of yours. - Yes… 03:10.920 --> 03:13.760 - He said, "I wanna be a household name." - Right… 03:14.200 --> 03:16.240 - And today you are. - And I am, yeah. 03:16.320 --> 03:19.360 That just goes to show that where there's a will, there is a gay. 03:21.800 --> 03:23.160 - Listen to me. - Let's hear it. 03:25.480 --> 03:28.200 The people I know-- How do I say this in Hindi? 03:28.280 --> 03:30.400 - Use English. You think we're uneducated? - Let me think. Let me think. 03:31.840 --> 03:32.760 Say it in English. 03:33.320 --> 03:35.080 - The people… - Speak English. 03:35.160 --> 03:37.160 The people I know… 03:37.240 --> 03:39.480 You'll go in, but you won't come out. 03:39.840 --> 03:40.720 Be careful. 03:43.320 --> 03:44.640 Stay in your lane. 03:46.760 --> 03:48.240 Where? In Vantara? 03:56.720 --> 03:58.400 That's where they put the monkeys. 03:59.000 --> 04:01.160 I'll have a great time in Vantara. 04:01.520 --> 04:05.200 Because as a Kashmiri Pandit, I'm also an endangered species. 04:07.240 --> 04:08.920 So I'll be fine in Vantara, brother. 04:09.000 --> 04:12.480 Your life in Vantara will be much better than here. 04:12.560 --> 04:13.840 I can't say it in Hindi, man. 04:13.920 --> 04:16.279 You'll live better there, away from this nonsense. 04:17.440 --> 04:19.079 It's a great thing to do, 04:19.160 --> 04:20.000 - don't you think? - Is it? 04:20.079 --> 04:21.399 - Of course. - Why do this? 04:21.480 --> 04:23.920 Better than going to weddings and fucking doing this. 04:26.960 --> 04:29.520 But, Orry, explain this pose that you do to us. 04:29.600 --> 04:30.480 What is this pose? 04:31.840 --> 04:33.920 With this pose, people think… 04:34.000 --> 04:35.880 I'm not saying this, people think 04:35.960 --> 04:38.760 that when I put my hand on their body, 04:38.920 --> 04:41.240 their age goes down a bit. 04:41.560 --> 04:43.200 That they feel younger and a little… 04:43.480 --> 04:45.760 I'm not saying. They think so, not me. 04:45.880 --> 04:48.400 I love your pose, man. You did it with Khali. 04:48.480 --> 04:50.360 - Yeah, I did. - Then Khali raised his hand. 04:54.720 --> 04:55.800 I'm Sharon, by the way. 04:55.880 --> 04:57.840 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 04:57.920 --> 04:59.280 Amazing! 05:00.600 --> 05:03.280 But give it up for our friend Orry here, man. Come on. 05:04.920 --> 05:07.320 That applause will make Archana jealous. 05:07.520 --> 05:08.360 Yeah, I'm jealous. 05:08.440 --> 05:10.520 You get jealous when everyone claps for me? 05:10.680 --> 05:13.520 - Oh my God, the delusional little boy. - Oh no! 05:15.040 --> 05:17.520 And we also have Archana Puran Singh in the house, man. 05:20.680 --> 05:21.600 Archana ji, 05:22.120 --> 05:23.640 - the first time I saw you… - Yes. 05:23.720 --> 05:26.240 I became a big fan when you played Miss Braganza. 05:26.720 --> 05:28.760 - Thank you. - And I think from then until now, 05:29.040 --> 05:30.560 you haven't aged a single day. 05:31.800 --> 05:32.680 Thank you. 05:33.680 --> 05:35.200 No, no, you have aged decades. 05:37.720 --> 05:40.280 After aging decades, if I still look like this, 05:40.360 --> 05:41.640 then learn something from me. 05:41.800 --> 05:43.640 Then give me your plastic surgeon's number. 05:47.920 --> 05:50.080 But have you guys watched Archana's vlogs? 05:50.320 --> 05:51.680 - Yes. - Yes. 05:52.000 --> 05:53.400 - No? - Yes. 05:53.480 --> 05:55.200 Yes. Of course we've watched the vlogs, yeah. 05:55.600 --> 05:58.480 So I've noticed in your vlogs, neither your husband works, 05:59.200 --> 06:01.400 nor do your two useless sons. 06:02.680 --> 06:04.480 - They're here today. - Both are right here. 06:06.040 --> 06:08.960 I told you not to sit in the front row. 06:11.320 --> 06:12.920 This is not how you get fame. 06:13.840 --> 06:15.440 This is how you get humiliated. 06:16.000 --> 06:16.920 You know how you get fame? 06:21.080 --> 06:22.040 Yes! 06:23.560 --> 06:25.640 And your dad doesn't do anything, right? 06:25.720 --> 06:26.560 So it's just… 06:26.680 --> 06:28.640 It's reverse patriarchy in their house. 06:29.480 --> 06:30.840 Only the woman is working. 06:31.840 --> 06:35.240 Yeah, all over the world, only the women are working, guys. 06:35.720 --> 06:36.840 Yes. 06:37.520 --> 06:40.040 The men just don't call it work. That's all. 06:40.120 --> 06:42.440 No, no, what you do isn't work, man. 06:43.880 --> 06:45.200 That's the toughest work. 06:45.640 --> 06:48.160 - Laughing at Kapil Sharma's jokes? - Yes. 06:49.520 --> 06:51.000 No, no, I didn't say that. 06:53.320 --> 06:55.280 I fell right into that one. 06:55.440 --> 06:57.440 She only has one job. She'll lose it after this. 06:59.120 --> 07:00.600 I love you, ma'am. 07:00.680 --> 07:02.960 - As a comedian, I think every audience… - So sweet. 07:03.040 --> 07:04.040 …should be like you. 07:04.680 --> 07:06.920 - Why wait for the punchline? - So-- Yes. 07:11.360 --> 07:12.480 How are you feeling, Sharon? 07:12.560 --> 07:13.720 I'm feeling so good. 07:13.800 --> 07:18.000 I was there like two years ago, and you were here, and now I'm here, 07:18.080 --> 07:19.040 and you're still here. 07:25.160 --> 07:27.800 After this, I'll take you to one more place. 07:29.360 --> 07:31.120 It's called Maharashtra Cyber. 07:34.360 --> 07:35.680 Then we'll both be there. 07:36.680 --> 07:40.720 But no, I'm really a fan of everything you do after Latent, yeah. 07:40.800 --> 07:42.000 I mean, she's from Bihar. 07:42.720 --> 07:44.120 And she's so Bihari. 07:44.200 --> 07:46.880 She thinks Ebola is just Hindi for "he said." 07:50.000 --> 07:52.400 Samay is so Kashmiri. He loves getting stoned. 07:58.320 --> 08:00.320 That's why you're a judge. Wow. That's amazing. 08:01.440 --> 08:03.640 Sharon Verma is a Bihari 08:03.720 --> 08:06.120 who came to Mumbai looking for a job. 08:06.560 --> 08:07.920 Just Bihari things. 08:10.080 --> 08:12.640 At least I left my state by choice. 08:22.280 --> 08:24.920 Wow, man. That was hilarious. 08:25.440 --> 08:28.240 You're amazing. Thank you so much for judging today. 08:28.320 --> 08:30.040 Thank you so much for having me. 08:30.120 --> 08:31.680 Thanks for being a judge today. 08:31.880 --> 08:33.760 First contestant to become a judge. 08:33.840 --> 08:35.080 And here's Nishant Suri, 08:35.400 --> 08:38.120 the first judge who'll soon become a contestant. 08:41.600 --> 08:43.240 I'm ready, bro, I'm ready. 08:43.919 --> 08:45.040 But jokes apart, 08:45.520 --> 08:47.960 Nishant Suri is a big inspiration. 08:48.040 --> 08:49.760 He's damn funny. Go watch his stand-up. 08:49.840 --> 08:51.360 He's experimenting a lot. 08:51.600 --> 08:53.400 I love you. Thanks for coming. 08:53.480 --> 08:55.040 I don't want your love, Samay. 08:55.400 --> 08:56.240 I have decided… 08:56.320 --> 08:57.800 It's better to be Samay's enemy 08:57.880 --> 08:59.160 - than his friend. - Why, bro? 08:59.280 --> 09:01.680 Because you get brand deals for all your enemies. 09:02.520 --> 09:05.720 Known him for ten years. He hasn't sent me five rupees yet. 09:06.200 --> 09:09.760 Sunil Pal talked so much trash. Got him a brand deal and paid him. 09:09.840 --> 09:11.800 Shaktimaan gave him so much shit 09:12.120 --> 09:13.480 and got him a brand deal. 09:13.680 --> 09:15.160 He's just an ATM for them. 09:15.240 --> 09:17.240 Just fuck with him, and money comes out of his mouth. 09:22.680 --> 09:25.760 And before we begin the show, we're being very kind. 09:25.840 --> 09:27.640 We give to charity every episode. 09:27.720 --> 09:29.960 Today's charity is Wildlife SOS. 09:31.000 --> 09:32.400 Listen to what they do first. 09:33.320 --> 09:35.200 So to help save India's wildlife, 09:35.280 --> 09:37.640 Wildlife SOS rescues, rehabilitates… 09:37.720 --> 09:39.360 - Rehab. - Rehabilitate. 09:39.440 --> 09:41.280 - Rehabilitates. - Right. 09:41.360 --> 09:42.800 Basically, they save them… 09:44.400 --> 09:47.040 by giving animals a second chance at life. 09:47.440 --> 09:51.000 Scan the QR code here and help Wildlife SOS achieve its mission. 09:51.280 --> 09:53.400 And yeah, they're doing something very sweet. 09:54.440 --> 09:55.480 Now, a polite round of applause. 09:58.480 --> 10:00.600 Are we ready to begin India's Got Latent? 10:02.960 --> 10:04.880 Make some noise for the first act, 10:05.160 --> 10:06.440 GP Heera. 10:07.560 --> 10:08.400 Let's go. 11:44.760 --> 11:47.720 That's your time. 11:48.840 --> 11:49.720 It's good, man. 11:50.040 --> 11:51.240 - Hi. - So good, bro. 11:51.320 --> 11:52.680 - Thanks so much, man. - How do you know the lyrics? 11:52.760 --> 11:54.080 How did you know the lyrics? 11:54.360 --> 11:56.000 - I said, "That's your time, bro." - Oh! 11:57.200 --> 11:59.280 - I thought you were joining in… - I think… 11:59.360 --> 12:01.600 while braiding your hair messed with your brain too. 12:02.080 --> 12:03.680 Got it fixed a bit inside. 12:04.040 --> 12:05.120 That was beautiful. 12:05.200 --> 12:07.440 Thank you so much, man. Glad you liked it. 12:07.960 --> 12:09.000 What did you think about it? 12:11.480 --> 12:13.480 He was singing like coal. 12:13.640 --> 12:15.240 - Coal? - Not coal. 12:15.320 --> 12:16.560 - A nightingale, motherfucker. - Nightingale. 12:16.640 --> 12:19.160 A nightingale, a nightingale. 12:19.720 --> 12:23.080 Shit, man. I literally thought I ate that up. 12:23.200 --> 12:24.560 Like I thought I ate with that. 12:25.000 --> 12:28.520 My surname is Heera, which means diamond, and diamonds come from coal. 12:31.400 --> 12:32.600 Well said, man. 12:32.760 --> 12:34.840 What's this? Parle-G? Who's this for? 12:35.320 --> 12:36.760 Are you eating Parle-G here? 12:37.360 --> 12:38.800 Trying to look younger, right? 12:38.880 --> 12:39.880 I eat Parle-G. 12:39.960 --> 12:42.120 - We have Avvatar Protein. - It's not working. 12:42.200 --> 12:43.080 Yeah. 12:46.200 --> 12:47.760 What's wrong with you two, man? 12:49.680 --> 12:51.200 - GP Heera. - Yes. 12:51.280 --> 12:53.400 Does GP mean what I think it means? 12:53.680 --> 12:54.520 No. 12:55.440 --> 12:57.480 My full name is Gurpreet Singh Heera. 12:58.240 --> 13:01.080 - Is he sitting here solving math problems? - What is all this… 13:01.160 --> 13:02.760 What is all this? Did he take an exam? 13:02.840 --> 13:05.360 - He wrote about himself. - But it says here, 13:05.440 --> 13:08.480 "If you could travel back in time, what would you do first?" 13:08.840 --> 13:11.240 "I'd ask out my crush before getting friend-zoned." 13:11.320 --> 13:12.920 To get friend-zoned again? 13:13.280 --> 13:14.760 No. I'll ask her out. 13:15.800 --> 13:18.560 - She friend-zoned me once. - So she'll friend-zone you again, right? 13:19.280 --> 13:20.600 No, I don't know if… 13:21.320 --> 13:23.160 "What is your relationship status? 13:23.240 --> 13:24.440 Single and focused." 13:24.520 --> 13:25.960 How is "focused" a status? 13:26.040 --> 13:28.320 Are you focusing on being single? Focused on what? 13:28.400 --> 13:29.480 I'm focused on my work, man. 13:29.560 --> 13:31.760 But that's not a relationship status. 13:31.960 --> 13:33.600 Relationship status, focused on-- 13:33.680 --> 13:36.000 - Single, married… - That's why I wrote "single and focused." 13:36.080 --> 13:38.840 - Are you looking for a partner? - Yeah, definitely. 13:39.040 --> 13:41.960 - "My ultimate goal is to deal with--" - Are you conducting a viva? 13:42.920 --> 13:44.800 Just stick to one topic, man. 13:45.520 --> 13:47.040 - Fucker… - He's interrogating him. 13:47.120 --> 13:48.240 Taking his viva! 13:49.160 --> 13:51.680 - Let's help him out, man. - You'll say, "Your time is up." 13:51.760 --> 13:53.280 But I have more questions. 13:53.360 --> 13:54.240 You-- 13:54.600 --> 13:55.680 Your time is up. 13:55.760 --> 13:57.120 "My ultimate goal is to…" 13:57.840 --> 14:00.080 I'm good, I'm good. "My ultimate goal is…" 14:01.280 --> 14:02.920 - "My ultimate goal is to deal--" - Let's… 14:03.000 --> 14:04.280 - Let's talk about this. - This one is important-- 14:04.360 --> 14:05.920 - Okay, fine. We'll get to it. - First, let's talk about this. 14:06.000 --> 14:08.320 See, you're a great guy 14:08.400 --> 14:10.200 - who has many female friends. - Yes. 14:10.280 --> 14:11.400 This guy is single. 14:11.480 --> 14:12.880 - Oh… - Do you have any tips for him 14:12.960 --> 14:14.040 so that he can change that? 14:14.120 --> 14:15.920 He wants to change his relationship status. 14:16.560 --> 14:18.800 Don't follow my tips, or you'll end up with a guy. 14:21.560 --> 14:23.320 I'm good. Thank you. 14:23.400 --> 14:25.800 So, you want to get a girlfriend. 14:26.080 --> 14:28.520 - Archana ji, you're a woman. - Yeah? 14:29.240 --> 14:33.600 - Are you saying that without a doubt? - No, no, I'm just saying. 14:33.680 --> 14:36.000 - Can you help? What do women like? - Yeah. 14:37.600 --> 14:38.600 What do women like? 14:39.120 --> 14:40.880 - What do you think they like? - You ask. 14:40.960 --> 14:42.360 - You're the woman, right? - No, the audience. 14:42.440 --> 14:44.760 Are you a woman, or Sunil Grover in makeup? 14:45.800 --> 14:48.560 Samay Raina, she is a woman. He's a guy. 14:48.920 --> 14:50.480 Generation gap advice. 14:50.560 --> 14:52.960 She'll advise after a generation gap. 14:53.040 --> 14:55.880 I also run a marriage bureau, depending on the couple. 14:56.640 --> 14:59.720 So, I'm asking the audience. What do women like? 14:59.800 --> 15:00.640 Money. 15:02.600 --> 15:03.720 That's why I'm focused. 15:04.080 --> 15:06.960 I never thought of this angle, that an answer could be money. 15:07.040 --> 15:09.040 I never thought of money when dating. 15:09.120 --> 15:11.160 - Yeah. - But your husband thought of it. 15:12.960 --> 15:13.840 Maybe. 15:15.600 --> 15:17.600 That's a good one. Genuinely good one, Samay Raina. 15:18.640 --> 15:19.520 Thank you. 15:20.720 --> 15:21.560 Okay. 15:21.800 --> 15:23.600 You wrote that "I've officially accepted 15:23.680 --> 15:25.120 that no one in my family will 15:25.320 --> 15:27.280 correctly explain what you do." 15:27.480 --> 15:31.960 Yeah, exactly. So right now, I'm a singer-songwriter and a music composer. 15:32.040 --> 15:34.960 - I've been a composer for 9-10 years. - You make money? 15:35.080 --> 15:37.240 - Yeah. I work with ad agencies. - Wow. 15:37.320 --> 15:38.720 - I make jingles. - With Arijit Singh? 15:38.880 --> 15:39.960 Ad agencies. 15:40.320 --> 15:42.520 Lost all respect for you, man. 15:42.720 --> 15:45.160 You have an ad agency too, bro. 15:45.560 --> 15:47.680 - Yeah. - What ad agency? 15:48.480 --> 15:50.360 It feels like we're in a market here. 15:53.240 --> 15:55.760 Are you that short on money, Samay? 15:55.840 --> 16:00.360 YouTube, Netflix, brand deals… He's got every sponsor in the world here. 16:00.440 --> 16:02.920 I don't get paid to hold my hand to my chest like you. 16:05.480 --> 16:06.320 Dream big. 16:07.120 --> 16:10.200 What's the biggest brand jingle you've made? 16:10.960 --> 16:12.520 I've been working with PhonePe, 16:12.720 --> 16:15.120 - not jingles. I score their ads. - What PhonePe? 16:15.640 --> 16:16.640 Just PhonePe. 16:17.160 --> 16:18.000 It's a brand name. 16:18.080 --> 16:20.080 - It's a brand. - It's a brand called PhonePe. 16:20.920 --> 16:23.320 - Never heard of it. - Orry only knows GPay. 16:32.200 --> 16:34.280 You said if you could go back in time, 16:34.360 --> 16:36.840 you'd ask out the girl who friend-zoned you. 16:36.920 --> 16:38.160 How would you ask her out? 16:38.360 --> 16:41.160 I'd change how I spoke to her last time. 16:41.440 --> 16:43.960 We were just friends for a year or two. 16:44.280 --> 16:47.120 I was scared. I was in 12th grade or my first year. 16:47.200 --> 16:50.160 If she's watching, given the chance, how would you ask? 16:50.560 --> 16:51.960 I don't know if I would… 16:52.840 --> 16:53.680 I mean… 16:53.880 --> 16:55.920 - He's blushing. So cute. - No, no, no. 16:57.040 --> 16:58.040 - Not blushing, bro. - But, yeah… 16:58.120 --> 17:00.480 - I was super anxious to come here. - Why? 17:00.760 --> 17:02.160 Haven't slept in two days. 17:02.240 --> 17:04.599 You tear people a new one all day. 17:04.680 --> 17:05.680 Of course he's anxious! 17:07.160 --> 17:08.000 "Why?" 17:09.079 --> 17:11.720 - How can you be anxious? - I haven't eaten in three days. 17:11.839 --> 17:13.040 He's asking why I'm anxious. 17:13.440 --> 17:14.359 Eat it. 17:15.319 --> 17:16.280 Orry. 17:16.560 --> 17:20.560 "I don't eat breakfast, and I never will." 17:21.640 --> 17:22.480 Drugs. 17:22.640 --> 17:24.599 - Drugs. Not breakfast. - Oh, man! 17:26.560 --> 17:27.440 I-- 17:32.480 --> 17:34.880 And it's even written in English, bro. 17:35.400 --> 17:36.920 Bro, your friends… 17:37.000 --> 17:39.400 - I read it and thought… - Orry definitely came high. 17:39.480 --> 17:40.800 Why the hostility? 17:40.880 --> 17:42.560 Anant, bro, if you're watching… 17:43.640 --> 17:46.640 Please enroll him in Dhirubhai Ambani School, man. 17:48.560 --> 17:50.520 - No worries, man. - Does he know Marathi? 17:50.840 --> 17:52.080 You're crazy. 17:55.120 --> 17:56.520 I'm the smart one. 17:56.920 --> 17:59.200 Give it up for GP Heera! Come on. 17:59.280 --> 18:00.920 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 18:01.520 --> 18:03.760 GP Heera, I really liked your singing, 18:03.840 --> 18:05.480 - but this isn't a singing show. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 18:05.680 --> 18:08.560 Overall, I enjoyed our interaction. 18:08.640 --> 18:10.760 For that, I give you a six, bro. 18:11.000 --> 18:12.280 Okay. Thank you. 18:14.080 --> 18:14.960 I'll go last. 18:15.240 --> 18:16.200 Just give it, bro. 18:16.280 --> 18:17.600 It's my first time. I don't know how to rate? 18:17.680 --> 18:18.800 - Let me check. - Okay. 18:19.080 --> 18:19.960 Archana. 18:20.560 --> 18:24.440 For your singing and your sweetness, I'll give you an eight and a half. 18:24.560 --> 18:25.600 Thank you, ma'am. 18:26.200 --> 18:27.880 - I'll give you a seven. - Thank you. 18:27.960 --> 18:30.080 You sang well, so I'll give you an eight. 18:30.160 --> 18:31.160 - Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. 18:31.640 --> 18:33.640 I can't understand you. 18:34.320 --> 18:38.120 - He can't understand you either. - Your singing was very good. 18:38.200 --> 18:39.680 - Your voice was very good. - Yeah. Thank you. 18:39.760 --> 18:41.240 Like, what was it like? 18:41.520 --> 18:42.440 A crow? A cuckoo. Like a cuckoo. 18:42.720 --> 18:43.680 - Nightingale! - The bird. 18:43.760 --> 18:44.600 Like a nightingale. 18:44.680 --> 18:46.360 That was a ten on ten. The singing. 18:46.600 --> 18:48.400 - Bro, just give a score. - Come on, five. 18:49.640 --> 18:51.480 That makes your average seven. 18:52.840 --> 18:55.040 - It's a nine. - Oh no! 18:55.680 --> 18:57.800 - Thanks for joining, man. - Thank you, sir. 18:58.040 --> 18:58.920 Thank you, sir. 19:00.240 --> 19:03.200 Make some noise for the next act, Komal Aadya. 19:05.000 --> 19:07.200 She's gonna do some dance. 19:11.960 --> 19:12.920 What happened, man? 20:04.600 --> 20:05.520 Wow, amazing! 20:08.800 --> 20:09.800 Bharatanatyam. 20:12.280 --> 20:14.320 - That was great. - Sir, can I say something? 20:15.160 --> 20:16.280 Can I touch you? 20:21.360 --> 20:22.840 - Come here. - Where? 20:25.400 --> 20:26.680 Don't think that far ahead. 20:29.000 --> 20:32.320 Man, I get so… I get embarrassed. Here you go. 20:33.920 --> 20:35.680 Wow, he is real. 20:36.280 --> 20:37.200 Komal Aadya ji. 20:37.280 --> 20:38.960 - You're very sweet. Why come here? - Yes. 20:39.120 --> 20:40.360 I came here by mistake. 20:41.040 --> 20:41.920 - By mistake? - Mistake? 20:42.000 --> 20:43.240 - Yeah. - Where are you from? 20:43.320 --> 20:44.520 Bihar. 20:44.800 --> 20:45.920 Yes! 20:47.560 --> 20:49.720 I heard you're from Bihar. I mean, from… 20:50.080 --> 20:52.040 - How did you find out? - I… 20:52.160 --> 20:53.240 Akanksha… 20:53.360 --> 20:54.920 - Right, someone told me. - Yeah. 20:56.080 --> 20:59.960 I'd seen you around, but didn't know you were local. 21:00.360 --> 21:01.440 Which area are you from? 21:01.520 --> 21:03.160 - Patna. - Same. 21:03.240 --> 21:04.120 Wow! 21:04.680 --> 21:06.920 We Patna folks should take a selfie. 21:07.640 --> 21:09.160 You're very sweet. 21:09.240 --> 21:10.960 How do we even roast you? 21:11.040 --> 21:13.280 - You danced so well… - No, read the script. Do it. 21:13.360 --> 21:14.480 But you wrote here… 21:14.560 --> 21:16.760 Relationship status? You wrote, "booked." 21:16.840 --> 21:18.840 Like a registered plot of land. 21:18.920 --> 21:21.320 - No, registered with myself. - Really? 21:21.400 --> 21:22.400 Since I found no one, 21:22.680 --> 21:24.400 I keep to myself and work on myself. 21:24.480 --> 21:25.760 You booked yourself? 21:25.840 --> 21:27.120 Yes. With work. 21:28.000 --> 21:30.680 - With art. - Want to date anyone? 21:31.000 --> 21:33.400 I want to, but haven't found anyone yet. 21:33.560 --> 21:35.600 There's a guy named GP Heera. 21:40.560 --> 21:41.560 I don't know him. 21:41.760 --> 21:43.800 - GP, I got your back. - I don't know. 21:44.120 --> 21:45.920 We have this one guy. He's a singer. 21:46.280 --> 21:47.440 - A singer? - Do you like singers? 21:47.520 --> 21:49.640 - Singer and dancer make a great combo. - Great combo. 21:49.720 --> 21:51.560 - Yeah. - Orry is also single. 21:52.040 --> 21:52.880 He is single. 21:52.960 --> 21:54.480 - No. - You really like yourself. 21:54.560 --> 21:55.560 Thank you. 21:55.920 --> 21:57.440 - Really. - How old are you? 21:57.600 --> 21:59.920 - I am 24. - Okay. Good age. 22:00.000 --> 22:02.160 - Is that alright with you? - It's a good age. 22:02.840 --> 22:04.040 What's a bad age, Orry? 22:04.280 --> 22:05.400 Anything above that. 22:06.040 --> 22:07.720 - Your age, Orry? - I'm 31. 22:09.280 --> 22:11.480 You said your most romantic moment was 22:11.560 --> 22:14.720 when a guy once sent me to fetch a mop. 22:14.800 --> 22:16.200 - A mop. - What's a mop? 22:16.280 --> 22:18.160 - Yeah, a mop. We call it that. - To wipe the floor with. 22:18.320 --> 22:19.200 That was romantic? 22:19.280 --> 22:21.360 No, I mean, when I was a kid, 22:21.440 --> 22:25.400 no boy would even talk to me, 22:25.680 --> 22:26.720 let alone look at me. 22:27.160 --> 22:29.680 So at school, during Teacher's Day prep, 22:30.080 --> 22:32.960 a boy was assigning tasks to everyone. 22:33.280 --> 22:36.400 He said to me, "Hey, Komal, go bring a mop from home." 22:36.760 --> 22:38.320 I was so happy, 22:38.400 --> 22:40.640 so happy that I went home right then, 22:41.080 --> 22:43.480 went home and said, "Mom, give me a mop." 22:43.880 --> 22:45.200 "A mop? What for? 22:45.480 --> 22:46.920 What do you need it for?" 22:47.160 --> 22:50.840 "Mom, please." "I need it." How did he know that deep down… 22:51.520 --> 22:52.400 - So… - What? 22:52.480 --> 22:54.240 Is this some kind of pickup line in Bihar? 22:55.200 --> 22:56.960 Why did he ask you for a mop? 22:57.240 --> 23:00.280 He was assigning tasks. Like sweeping or mopping. 23:00.360 --> 23:01.640 What's Teacher's Day prep like? 23:01.720 --> 23:03.000 First, you clean. 23:03.480 --> 23:05.120 What a weird role-play. 23:05.200 --> 23:07.800 "Bring a mop, clean the house." 23:08.040 --> 23:10.240 - You have a rat's brain. - I get it… 23:10.320 --> 23:11.480 Naughty girl. 23:12.000 --> 23:13.880 - That is role-play, right? - Same brain… 23:14.320 --> 23:15.240 You're sweeping, 23:15.320 --> 23:17.200 and then the guy jumps on you. 23:17.760 --> 23:19.360 No, nothing like that. 23:20.640 --> 23:22.160 Sir, no way… 23:22.240 --> 23:24.800 If people are into it, I don't judge. 23:25.040 --> 23:26.560 - No… - I just judge on this panel, 23:26.640 --> 23:29.240 - not your sex life. - No, it just felt like 23:29.320 --> 23:31.600 the first time a guy came up and spoke to me. 23:32.080 --> 23:33.600 So I really liked that. 23:38.440 --> 23:41.080 Has a guy ever properly asked you out? 23:41.840 --> 23:42.720 Never. 23:43.680 --> 23:44.960 - You've never had a boyfriend? - No. 23:45.040 --> 23:47.520 Isn't she the female GP Heera? 23:48.200 --> 23:50.280 You're perfect for each other. 23:51.000 --> 23:52.640 - Call him. - Call him, fuck. 23:52.720 --> 23:54.040 Is this a dating show? 23:55.200 --> 23:56.040 Call him, call him. 23:56.400 --> 23:57.400 Call him, call him. 23:58.280 --> 24:00.360 - Call Gurpreet Singh Heera. - He'll sing, you can dance. 24:04.560 --> 24:06.880 Would your family accept a Punjabi guy? 24:07.400 --> 24:09.280 Yes, I really like Punjabi guys. 24:09.640 --> 24:10.760 I love them. 24:13.200 --> 24:14.560 - What? - GP Heera, where are you? 24:15.280 --> 24:17.320 GP! 24:19.560 --> 24:20.440 Hi. 24:20.560 --> 24:21.480 Hi. 24:23.440 --> 24:24.280 - So… - Welcome to 24:24.360 --> 24:26.080 Samay Raina's matchmaking club. 24:27.000 --> 24:29.840 GP bhai, this is Komal ji. 24:30.280 --> 24:31.160 Hi. 24:31.880 --> 24:32.800 Hello. 24:33.720 --> 24:37.160 So, you know, she's looking for a guy. 24:37.560 --> 24:39.320 - A Punjabi. - And a Punjabi guy. 24:39.760 --> 24:41.760 And you're looking for any girl. 24:43.520 --> 24:45.040 And you sing, and she dances. 24:45.120 --> 24:47.200 - You sing, she dances. - Amazing. 24:47.440 --> 24:50.240 - Do you ever mop the floor at home? - No. 24:50.320 --> 24:51.960 - Mop. - You don't mop? She mops. 24:52.600 --> 24:55.320 - Yes, I do. - So you're a match made in heaven, I feel. 24:57.000 --> 24:59.200 So, what do you think of her? 24:59.520 --> 25:02.480 Man, I can only sing. I don't do any mopping, bro. 25:02.560 --> 25:05.320 So if you sing a song and she dances, I think… 25:05.400 --> 25:06.240 Why not? 25:07.520 --> 25:08.840 - Sure. - Let's go. 25:09.520 --> 25:10.480 Okay. 26:23.200 --> 26:24.120 Thank you. 26:28.960 --> 26:31.880 Please, someone, hand me a mop. I've got tears in my eyes. 26:33.680 --> 26:36.080 I'm still stuck on the mop. 26:36.160 --> 26:38.440 That was great. So, do you like her? 26:40.720 --> 26:41.640 Are you seeing someone? 26:42.000 --> 26:42.840 No, I'm single. 26:43.280 --> 26:44.640 - Then there's no problem. - Focused. 26:46.760 --> 26:49.720 I think you guys should go on a date and see how it goes. 26:51.680 --> 26:54.040 Right? You can use District. 26:54.320 --> 26:56.840 We'll give you District points. 26:56.920 --> 26:58.280 Whatever your expenses are, 26:58.560 --> 27:00.480 District will cover it all. 27:00.560 --> 27:02.960 - Let's go. Thank you. - Oh. 27:03.760 --> 27:05.720 Amazing. Thanks for joining, brother. 27:05.800 --> 27:06.720 - Thank you for having me. - Yes! 27:06.800 --> 27:07.680 And congrats. 27:08.440 --> 27:09.400 - Alright, bye. - Thank you. 27:09.480 --> 27:10.360 Bye-bye. 27:10.680 --> 27:11.640 Bye, GP. 27:11.920 --> 27:12.880 - Thank you, GP. - Amazing. 27:12.960 --> 27:13.840 Thank you. 27:15.680 --> 27:17.040 - Thank you. - Did you have fun? 27:17.120 --> 27:17.960 I had a blast. 27:18.040 --> 27:19.920 It's time for your score. We gave you a boyfriend. 27:20.080 --> 27:20.960 Yes. 27:21.080 --> 27:24.640 Time to score Komal Aadya ji. Maybe we can begin with you, Nishant bhai? 27:25.000 --> 27:27.320 You're a really sweet person. You danced. I'll give you a ten. 27:27.960 --> 27:28.840 So sweet. 27:29.120 --> 27:30.240 Ten, ten, ten. 27:30.880 --> 27:31.760 Seven. 27:31.840 --> 27:32.760 - Seven? - Seven. 27:33.760 --> 27:35.280 What a heartless woman. 27:36.320 --> 27:38.600 They just got married here, man. 27:39.000 --> 27:41.360 I was about to say seven too, but you scared me. 27:42.600 --> 27:43.520 Seven? 27:45.480 --> 27:46.960 - Seven. - Okay, eight. 27:49.920 --> 27:52.160 These two don't respect your dancing. 27:52.240 --> 27:53.760 I give you a six. 27:55.080 --> 27:58.120 No, no. I give you a ten out of ten. You were amazing. 27:58.200 --> 27:59.080 Wow! 27:59.880 --> 28:01.760 That makes your average nine. 28:04.800 --> 28:07.560 Oh no! 28:07.640 --> 28:10.720 No, man! You guys were right. Oh, shit. 28:11.360 --> 28:15.880 Oh, man. It's okay you didn't get these points, but you got someone's number. 28:16.280 --> 28:17.200 So, there you go. 28:18.280 --> 28:19.960 - All the best, Komal. - Congratulations, Komal ji. 28:20.040 --> 28:22.480 - Thank you, thank you, sir. - Thank you so much for joining. 28:22.760 --> 28:25.640 Make some noise for Chellomeme. 28:26.000 --> 28:28.120 I hope I pronounced your name right. 28:28.680 --> 28:29.680 No, you said it wrong. 28:29.920 --> 28:30.760 What is it? 28:30.840 --> 28:32.800 - What did you just say? - "Chelo Meem." 28:32.880 --> 28:34.760 Selo-- Chellomeme. 28:35.400 --> 28:36.320 Chellomeme. 28:37.400 --> 28:38.960 I knew it was "meme." 28:39.240 --> 28:40.880 - You knew? - Yeah, I knew. 28:41.440 --> 28:42.280 Thank you. 28:42.360 --> 28:43.400 Chello… meme. 28:46.280 --> 28:47.120 Hey! 28:47.200 --> 28:49.000 Wait, hold on. Did it start already? 28:49.080 --> 28:51.280 - Give me a heads-up. - That scared me to death. 28:52.480 --> 28:54.040 I thought it was a siren. 30:23.240 --> 30:24.480 Thank you. I'm done. 30:25.880 --> 30:26.960 Yeah! 30:30.480 --> 30:31.480 So good. 30:32.320 --> 30:33.800 Wow, Chellomeme! 30:34.160 --> 30:36.040 - Let me catch my breath. - Yeah, sure. 30:37.200 --> 30:38.520 - Meme-- - Which state are you from? 30:38.760 --> 30:40.840 - Arunachal Pradesh. - Didn't hear her rap? 30:41.040 --> 30:42.280 - No. - No? 30:42.360 --> 30:44.280 I didn't hear Arunachal Pradesh in it. 30:44.480 --> 30:46.080 - Did you? - I heard it all. 30:46.160 --> 30:48.640 You heard the rap, but did you hear Arunachal Pradesh… 30:48.720 --> 30:50.400 I listen closely to everything coming out of the Northeast. 30:50.560 --> 30:51.520 Okay. 30:55.360 --> 30:56.960 Have you ever been to Arunachal Pradesh? 30:58.320 --> 30:59.160 I'll go. 30:59.240 --> 31:00.080 I'll go. 31:00.280 --> 31:01.120 I will, for sure. 31:01.760 --> 31:04.280 If you haven't been to Arunachal yet, you haven't really traveled. 31:04.560 --> 31:08.120 Arunachal is a beautiful destination. You all really need to visit. 31:08.240 --> 31:09.920 Everyone, come and let me know. 31:10.080 --> 31:13.320 To the question, "If a genie gave you one wish, what would it be?" 31:13.400 --> 31:16.000 You wrote, "To remove the existence of humans from Earth." 31:16.440 --> 31:19.360 Yeah. I mean, it's too much here, too much modernization. 31:19.440 --> 31:21.680 Too many buildings and bridges. 31:21.760 --> 31:25.040 Now I want evolution to start over again, start fresh… 31:25.600 --> 31:27.360 - So we all die? - Yeah. 31:27.440 --> 31:28.520 - Yeah?! - No, no, no, I mean, 31:28.960 --> 31:30.520 dying alone is much sadder, right? 31:30.600 --> 31:32.040 Better if we all go together. 31:32.160 --> 31:33.360 Just kidding. 31:34.320 --> 31:36.560 - I'm joking. - But where will we go, Meme? 31:37.240 --> 31:39.880 Where are we going together? The afterlife? 31:39.960 --> 31:41.760 We'll all go to heaven together. 31:42.000 --> 31:43.320 Only you're going to heaven. 31:44.040 --> 31:45.880 Did you watch our last season? 31:46.640 --> 31:48.680 That's actually how I found out about you. 31:49.000 --> 31:50.920 - Oh, really? - Yeah, from a reel. 31:51.200 --> 31:53.040 Did you watch my show in Arunachal Pradesh? 31:53.120 --> 31:54.400 Saw you in a reel. 31:54.480 --> 31:56.160 What do people say about me in Arunachal? 31:57.240 --> 31:58.320 Nothing, actually. 32:02.560 --> 32:05.000 - I mean-- - You totally set her up for that. 32:07.000 --> 32:09.520 I didn't mean it in a bad way. They just don't. 32:09.640 --> 32:11.320 I'm being genuine. It's not like that. 32:11.400 --> 32:13.240 - Genuinely? Thank you for making it worse. - Yes. 32:13.520 --> 32:14.480 Oh, man. 32:14.760 --> 32:16.640 - She says she's being genuine. - You thought she was kidding? 32:16.920 --> 32:19.800 Say anything nice about me? Any good thoughts? 32:20.200 --> 32:23.000 Me? No, I mean, you make people laugh so much. 32:23.160 --> 32:25.480 Making people laugh is the greatest deed. 32:25.560 --> 32:27.600 Why didn't you say this when I asked you before? 32:27.760 --> 32:29.360 - No, I was-- - You hurt me. 32:29.440 --> 32:31.360 Oh, man. No… 32:31.560 --> 32:33.440 - You're laughing after hurting me? - She's not even saying sorry. 32:33.720 --> 32:37.400 No. I mean, how could I-- I just told the truth, you know? 32:44.560 --> 32:47.440 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Wait. You… 32:48.200 --> 32:49.480 Now I'll show you. 32:50.360 --> 32:51.720 Wait and see, Chellomeme. 32:53.600 --> 32:56.000 "You can flex your bicep like Salman Khan." 32:56.360 --> 32:58.480 - Yeah. Wanna see? - Before that-- 33:01.640 --> 33:02.520 Show us. 33:03.360 --> 33:04.200 Show us, show us. 33:05.120 --> 33:06.320 Watch closely. 33:13.520 --> 33:14.480 Oh, my. 33:15.600 --> 33:16.560 That's amazing. 33:18.120 --> 33:19.080 She's making her own background music. 33:19.240 --> 33:22.040 Is Salman bhai famous in Arunachal Pradesh? 33:22.400 --> 33:24.600 - Yes. He's visited Arunachal. - What do people say about him? 33:25.480 --> 33:27.480 They say good things. He's visited Arunachal. 33:27.560 --> 33:28.600 Really? Salman? 33:29.200 --> 33:33.000 He visited Arunachal, rode a bike there, saw beautiful places. 33:33.240 --> 33:34.960 But what do they say about Samay? 33:35.440 --> 33:37.480 I told you, they say nothing at all. 33:38.960 --> 33:39.800 I mean… 33:40.760 --> 33:41.680 No, no, no. 33:47.520 --> 33:50.480 Man, you come to my show 33:51.120 --> 33:52.600 and do this to me? 33:52.920 --> 33:54.400 What do they say about me? 33:54.880 --> 33:55.760 About you? 33:56.080 --> 33:57.440 They just say… 33:57.720 --> 33:59.920 that you take pictures with really famous people. 34:01.000 --> 34:01.840 That's what they say. 34:02.360 --> 34:05.280 - He has no-- - No, some people ask… They wonder, 34:05.600 --> 34:06.840 "What does Orry do?" 34:07.280 --> 34:11.840 Because… we thought he was more of a model than an actor. 34:12.080 --> 34:13.159 By model, I mean… 34:13.239 --> 34:14.480 - someone who just takes photos. - Thank you. 34:14.560 --> 34:15.520 - So, a model. - See that, Samay? 34:15.600 --> 34:17.159 I'm bigger than you. 34:18.120 --> 34:20.159 At least they don't talk about me. 34:20.239 --> 34:21.920 For you, they're like, "What does he even do?" 34:22.679 --> 34:24.280 I'm coming across much better here, bro. 34:24.800 --> 34:26.280 When was your last relationship? 34:26.520 --> 34:27.440 Two years ago. 34:28.040 --> 34:28.880 What happened? 34:28.960 --> 34:31.639 I got played. 34:32.440 --> 34:34.239 He played me bad and left. 34:34.480 --> 34:37.239 I actually caught him in a hotel. 34:37.560 --> 34:39.560 - Oh! - Caught him with who? 34:39.800 --> 34:42.040 With the girl I was suspicious of. 34:42.199 --> 34:43.080 Because in my dream-- 34:43.159 --> 34:46.159 Look, I'm not joking. I think God gave me some power. 34:46.239 --> 34:49.159 I have an instinct. When something's wrong, 34:49.480 --> 34:51.560 I can tell something's going on. 34:51.719 --> 34:53.800 I even had a dream that they were kissing. 34:54.000 --> 34:56.040 The next day, both their phones were off. 34:56.239 --> 34:58.720 After that, I was going somewhere, 34:58.800 --> 35:00.880 and I saw his car parked at a hotel. 35:00.960 --> 35:02.040 - No! - Yeah. 35:02.400 --> 35:04.520 Then I gave the manager 7,000 rupees. 35:04.680 --> 35:05.520 I asked him, "Which room?" 35:05.600 --> 35:07.960 He said, "No fighting." Then he told me. 35:08.160 --> 35:09.960 - You paid him 7,000? - Yeah. He agreed. 35:10.280 --> 35:11.120 - He agreed? - Yeah. 35:11.200 --> 35:13.760 Then I saw that he had love bites all over him. 35:13.840 --> 35:14.960 - Love bites? - After that, I was just… 35:15.040 --> 35:17.000 Did you-- Did you beat him up there? 35:17.080 --> 35:18.480 No, I thrashed him at his house. 35:28.400 --> 35:29.880 Damn, that's sad, man. 35:30.720 --> 35:33.400 Yeah, but it's funny now. Everyone just laughs it off. 35:33.680 --> 35:36.120 But it was really sad. I went completely crazy. 35:36.840 --> 35:38.520 You're really something, man. 35:39.640 --> 35:41.760 So, they must be saying something about me in Arunachal? 35:42.600 --> 35:43.520 About you? 35:43.960 --> 35:46.280 No, that's the thing. They don't say anything. What can I say? 35:51.600 --> 35:54.480 Samay, asking the same thing again and again 35:54.560 --> 35:56.080 - won't change the answer. - Yeah, that's true. 35:57.040 --> 35:59.520 Maybe not in your friend circle, but… 35:59.600 --> 36:02.440 I'll do a show in Arunachal. Watch me sell it out. 36:03.000 --> 36:03.960 Meaning? I don't get it. 36:05.800 --> 36:08.920 Meaning, I'll do my show in Arunachal Pradesh. 36:09.240 --> 36:12.400 - All of Arunachal will come-- - Oh, like this exact setup? 36:12.480 --> 36:14.560 No, I'll do it bigger. My own stand-up show. 36:15.000 --> 36:17.920 Oh, I just don't know if they'll get your jokes over there. 36:36.160 --> 36:37.000 Wow. 36:38.640 --> 36:39.880 I said nice things. 36:41.440 --> 36:43.840 Man, what did I ever do to Arunachal Pradesh? 36:45.480 --> 36:47.680 I always praised Arunachal. 36:48.800 --> 36:51.600 You wrote here, "I can imitate digital voices." 36:51.680 --> 36:52.520 Yeah. 36:53.600 --> 36:54.760 I do. 36:56.520 --> 36:57.440 What kind of voice is it? 36:57.680 --> 36:59.200 No, like railway stations-- 36:59.320 --> 37:00.840 I mean-- Wait, I'll do a train announcement. 37:01.360 --> 37:03.560 Playing cards, paper soap… 37:04.640 --> 37:07.600 - Sorry, sorry. - No, no, no! I'm not mad. 37:07.680 --> 37:10.160 - Yeah… - I was just waiting for you to finish. 37:19.400 --> 37:21.480 Roast him some more. Sister, I'm with you. 37:22.960 --> 37:24.680 - Can I start? - Yeah, go ahead. 37:25.960 --> 37:28.000 Welcome to Naharlagun Station. 37:28.320 --> 37:30.840 Welcome to Naharlagun Station. 37:31.200 --> 37:32.800 Passengers, may I have your attention, please? 37:33.120 --> 37:35.440 Train number 5005 37:35.560 --> 37:38.920 is expected to depart for Guwahati at 7:30 p.m. 37:39.160 --> 37:40.000 Thank you. 37:43.320 --> 37:44.480 You've got something special. 37:46.120 --> 37:47.240 You've got it all. 37:47.320 --> 37:50.760 Chello ji, if you could just give me a shout-out, 37:52.520 --> 37:54.200 maybe then people in Arunachal 37:54.280 --> 37:55.280 will know me too. 37:55.400 --> 37:56.240 What should I say? 37:58.520 --> 37:59.360 "What do I say?" 37:59.440 --> 38:00.800 - Whatever your heart says. - "Who are you?" 38:01.160 --> 38:02.840 How did you like meeting me? 38:03.520 --> 38:07.200 No, it's really great. You make people laugh, so it's a big deal. 38:07.280 --> 38:10.240 Then why haven't you said anything nice about me yet? 38:10.320 --> 38:13.400 You make us laugh, but you're not always nice either. 38:17.360 --> 38:20.080 - I mean-- - A roast of Samay Raina, 38:20.240 --> 38:21.960 ladies and gentlemen. 38:25.880 --> 38:28.040 I didn't mean to roast you. 38:28.440 --> 38:31.280 Honestly, I didn't mean to roast you just for the heck of it. 38:31.520 --> 38:33.080 I was just telling the truth. 38:43.480 --> 38:45.360 Did you come here to slaughter me? 38:46.040 --> 38:49.160 I'm getting revenge for all those people… 38:57.920 --> 38:59.160 Oh, my God. 39:00.480 --> 39:02.280 It's too much fun. Samay? 39:04.320 --> 39:06.160 She's insulting him from the heart. 39:06.400 --> 39:08.000 Roast him too! Get him! 39:08.160 --> 39:10.560 - I mean, we take sessions. - Roast him too! 39:10.640 --> 39:12.840 What is it? A-U-D, S-U-D? 39:12.920 --> 39:14.640 - Say something mean to him! - What? What did you say? 39:14.800 --> 39:16.600 What do you wanna know? What are you saying? 39:16.680 --> 39:17.920 Say something mean to him. 39:19.320 --> 39:21.360 You've targeted me. Say something to him too. 39:21.440 --> 39:23.320 - No, I said it to whoever deserved it. - I'm asking a genuine question. 39:43.920 --> 39:47.680 Today I finally understand what it feels like to be on that side. 39:48.840 --> 39:50.400 It's a lot of hard work, guys. 39:50.920 --> 39:53.240 Hats off to anyone who comes on Latent. 39:54.200 --> 39:55.160 Oh, my God. 39:56.400 --> 39:57.800 Chellomeme ji. 39:59.240 --> 40:01.400 Thank you so much for coming to India's Got Latent. 40:01.880 --> 40:03.080 Thank you. 40:04.120 --> 40:05.320 Thank you so much. 40:06.240 --> 40:07.640 Time to score you. 40:08.160 --> 40:09.280 Now I'll show you. 40:10.240 --> 40:11.360 You start, Nishant bhai. 40:11.800 --> 40:13.520 - Oh, my God. - I give you a ten. 40:13.840 --> 40:15.680 What else could it be? 40:17.400 --> 40:20.000 A ten. Chello, you're perfect. Love you. 40:20.560 --> 40:22.360 A ten and a standing ovation. 40:24.640 --> 40:26.960 Thank you. Thank you so much. 40:28.280 --> 40:29.440 Ten, ten, ten. 40:29.560 --> 40:31.200 But I don't stand up for anyone. 40:31.560 --> 40:32.840 Oh, my God. 40:34.080 --> 40:35.200 Then how do you manage? 40:37.600 --> 40:39.360 - From the back. - Everyone gave me a ten? 40:39.440 --> 40:40.640 - Everyone gave me a ten? - So… 40:44.400 --> 40:46.320 Now the ball is in my court. 40:47.760 --> 40:50.920 I want to give you a ten, but I don't think… 40:52.760 --> 40:54.360 you gave yourself a ten. What do you think? 40:54.480 --> 40:55.760 - Five. - Nine! 40:55.840 --> 40:57.160 Oh no! 40:57.360 --> 40:58.760 I think she gave herself a ten. 40:59.680 --> 41:00.640 - Do you think-- - Nine? 41:00.760 --> 41:02.440 - Can I… - No, you can't speak. 41:03.240 --> 41:05.640 - I think she gave herself a ten. - Yeah, I think… 41:07.400 --> 41:08.360 Chello ji, 41:09.920 --> 41:11.560 I want to give you a ten. 41:12.920 --> 41:13.760 Oh no. 41:14.080 --> 41:15.760 - I'm wondering what I should do. - Get it right. 41:15.840 --> 41:16.840 Give it. 41:17.920 --> 41:19.840 - Should I give you a ten? - He shouldn't give you a ten, right? 41:20.280 --> 41:21.840 - Wait, let me-- - No, you can't say anything. 41:22.080 --> 41:24.200 - She's calculating, so it means no. - You can't say anything. 41:24.280 --> 41:25.280 It's not a ten. 41:25.360 --> 41:26.760 - Chello ji… - Wait, I… 41:26.840 --> 41:29.040 - No, you can't. Close your eyes. - I can't count. 41:30.000 --> 41:31.240 - Ten. - Let it… 41:31.320 --> 41:32.800 Let fate take the wheel, Hero Honda for the feel. 41:35.080 --> 41:35.920 What did she say? 41:36.000 --> 41:37.840 What? "Let fate take the wheel, Hero Honda for the feel." 41:38.040 --> 41:39.240 - What did she say? - What? 41:39.480 --> 41:41.240 I give you five points. 41:42.600 --> 41:43.880 Samay! 41:44.480 --> 41:46.640 That makes your average nine. 41:59.640 --> 42:01.680 Oh, my God! I'm losing my mind. 42:01.840 --> 42:03.560 Congratulations to you! 42:06.360 --> 42:09.040 I knew you wouldn't give yourself a ten. 42:09.120 --> 42:10.040 Look at you, using your brain! 42:12.800 --> 42:14.840 - Thank you. - I wanted to give you a ten. 42:16.600 --> 42:19.640 - How do you find me now? - Arunachal, show him some love! 42:19.720 --> 42:20.720 He's very good. 42:23.480 --> 42:24.480 Oh, my God! 42:25.960 --> 42:27.400 Congratulations to you. 42:27.520 --> 42:28.840 Thank you! 42:29.360 --> 42:31.640 You've won 100,000 rupees. 42:34.200 --> 42:35.080 Thank you. 42:35.160 --> 42:38.480 Thanks for coming to my show. I really loved your performance. 42:38.560 --> 42:41.120 You also win an Ai+ Nova 2 Pro phone. 42:41.200 --> 42:44.560 Oh, my God! I got a new phone too. 42:46.000 --> 42:47.320 You can take two. 42:47.400 --> 42:48.760 - Two? - Yes, take two. 42:49.960 --> 42:51.160 Okay? This has-- 42:52.120 --> 42:54.000 Way to ruin a great moment, Ai+. 42:54.080 --> 42:55.640 "It has a 6,000 mAh battery." 42:56.120 --> 42:58.840 Okay? "A 45-megapixel Sony camera." 42:59.400 --> 43:01.600 "India needs 5G, a premium look, 43:01.680 --> 43:03.760 a big battery, a good camera, and protection." 43:03.960 --> 43:05.080 Wow, beautifully said. 43:06.080 --> 43:08.240 Anything works, as long as I get to keep it. 43:10.600 --> 43:13.360 - And from District, - Thank you. 43:13.480 --> 43:17.520 you get 50,000 rupees in District points. 43:17.600 --> 43:20.800 You can go anywhere and-- No need to carry this. Don't worry. 43:21.480 --> 43:23.000 Just go to the District app. 43:23.080 --> 43:27.000 You'll have 50,000 rupees to spend on food and drinks anywhere. 43:27.320 --> 43:29.880 - Anywhere? Might not work in Arunachal. - Anywhere. 43:31.080 --> 43:32.960 Then go to Arunachal and tear them a new one. 43:33.880 --> 43:36.040 Can I get a refund? A cash refund? 43:36.120 --> 43:38.520 - Refund? We'll figure something out. - Ask them. 43:38.600 --> 43:40.040 We'll figure something out for you. 43:40.200 --> 43:42.800 But what did you think of how I read you? 43:42.880 --> 43:45.760 I knew you weren't arrogant enough to give yourself a ten. 43:46.120 --> 43:47.320 Well done, Samay. 43:47.400 --> 43:49.000 That's the mind of a chess player right there. 43:49.200 --> 43:51.200 Yeah! 43:53.360 --> 43:55.480 - Thank you. - Thanks for coming. 43:55.560 --> 43:57.080 - Thanks so much for coming to the show. - Thank you so much. 43:57.440 --> 43:58.360 - And… - Thank you. 43:58.600 --> 44:01.040 Can I touch everyone? I've never done that. 44:01.120 --> 44:02.720 - So sweet. - Can you do what? 44:02.800 --> 44:04.720 - Can I touch everyone? - Touch? 44:04.800 --> 44:06.240 - Hug! She wants to hug everyone. - A hug… 44:06.320 --> 44:07.960 - Say "handshake." What is "touch"? - What do you wanna touch? 44:08.040 --> 44:10.240 - Yeah, hug them. - Let's go! 44:11.680 --> 44:13.560 - She's too cute, man. - So cute. Give it to me. 44:13.800 --> 44:15.720 Hey, I won't take it. I'll give it back. 44:30.400 --> 44:33.280 You're getting a big hug from me. 44:38.840 --> 44:40.160 You hugged them all. 44:45.160 --> 44:47.120 Am I just here to hold this? 44:48.480 --> 44:49.440 Hug him too. 44:55.000 --> 44:56.960 Thank you so much for coming to my show. 44:57.480 --> 44:58.960 Now, do you think 44:59.040 --> 45:01.200 I'll be famous in Arunachal Pradesh now? 45:01.280 --> 45:05.320 They'll give you so much love. You'll shed this in no time. 45:05.400 --> 45:06.240 This?! 45:09.640 --> 45:10.600 Oh, man! 45:11.920 --> 45:12.880 Did it break? 45:13.760 --> 45:16.440 That was India's Got Latent. 45:17.680 --> 45:20.280 Make some noise for Orry, Archana Puran Singh, 45:20.360 --> 45:23.080 Sharon Verma, and Nishant Suri. 45:46.640 --> 45:48.440 You're married to a fighter pilot? 45:48.520 --> 45:50.040 Yeah, and he's right there. 45:50.960 --> 45:51.920 He is… 45:52.080 --> 45:54.480 If you don't mind, could you leave and let him come up here? 45:55.680 --> 45:57.600 Yeah, sure. I can just stay. 45:57.680 --> 46:00.040 Okay, you can stay. Sir, come here for a second! 46:00.840 --> 46:01.840 Hello, sir. 46:02.640 --> 46:04.360 Namaste, sir. Jai Hind. 46:05.160 --> 46:06.960 - Hi, good evening, everyone. - Nice to meet you, sir. 46:07.080 --> 46:07.920 Same here, Samay bhai. 46:08.000 --> 46:09.640 You're a fighter pilot in the Indian Army? 46:09.880 --> 46:10.720 Indian Air Force, yes. 46:11.320 --> 46:12.280 Wow, sir. 46:12.360 --> 46:14.920 You look very young for a-- How old are you, sir? 46:15.040 --> 46:16.800 - I'm 30. - Oh, okay. 46:17.160 --> 46:18.000 How did you two meet? 46:18.080 --> 46:20.440 Did you throw a hoop and have him fly his jet through it? 46:21.480 --> 46:24.400 He locked onto me like a target. 46:24.480 --> 46:27.440 And he was like, "This is it. I'm gonna marry her." 46:27.520 --> 46:30.840 So he was, like, good-- He had a good vision. 46:31.520 --> 46:32.760 - Wow, man. - So, yeah. 46:33.080 --> 46:34.600 - So, that's her side of the story. - Yeah. 46:39.720 --> 46:42.800 So, what's your daily routine like, sir? 46:43.480 --> 46:44.560 You can sit, ma'am. 46:46.480 --> 46:48.520 No, it's fine. He's very interesting. 46:48.600 --> 46:50.280 I know he's very interesting. 46:50.480 --> 46:52.080 But he's married. So… 46:52.160 --> 46:53.680 It's not like I'm hitting on him. 46:54.160 --> 46:56.440 - Just in case, he's married. - Don't worry. 46:56.520 --> 46:59.000 - I'll respect the Line of Control. - Okay. 47:01.480 --> 47:04.440 Sir, what if you have to pee while flying? 47:05.080 --> 47:06.640 - We have a protocol. - Really? 47:06.720 --> 47:08.200 Is there a separate cockpit for that? 47:09.760 --> 47:11.840 Any upcoming secret missions for India? 47:12.040 --> 47:13.520 Yeah, tell us on camera. 47:16.880 --> 47:18.680 Go ahead, share it on Netflix and YouTube. 47:19.280 --> 47:21.160 With the audience of India's Got Latent. 47:22.040 --> 47:24.080 Sir, you truly graced our show today. 47:24.160 --> 47:25.480 - Look who we were sitting with. - Thank you so much. 47:30.360 --> 47:32.400 Did you ever think during Air Force training 47:32.480 --> 47:33.960 that you'd see a day like this? 47:35.480 --> 47:39.800 No, I've been following you since Comicstaan, I guess. So, yes. 47:39.880 --> 47:40.880 It's a… 47:41.000 --> 47:45.720 But I must say, back then, I was a fan of Gupta ji. 47:45.800 --> 47:47.360 - Aakash Gupta? I was a fan too. - Yes. 47:47.440 --> 47:49.440 But I must say… 47:50.280 --> 47:52.120 over time, you've earned it. 47:53.760 --> 47:54.640 Thank you so much. 47:54.880 --> 47:55.760 Thank you, man. 47:56.440 --> 47:58.680 - Gupta ji is good too, come on. - No, he is. 47:58.760 --> 48:00.600 Have you ever seen my stuff? 48:02.760 --> 48:04.520 I'll watch you when I get home. 48:07.600 --> 48:08.960 Do you know what he does? 48:09.960 --> 48:12.520 I think all of India is trying to figure it out. 48:19.200 --> 48:20.280 Hello, everyone. 48:20.360 --> 48:21.800 - Hello. - Hello. 48:24.200 --> 48:25.040 How are you, sir? 48:25.200 --> 48:26.440 Just start, man. 48:27.440 --> 48:29.880 Yeah, your time is running. Come on, hurry up. 48:31.080 --> 48:32.440 My first poem is in Bhojpuri. 48:33.160 --> 48:35.360 I've adorned every dream in your name 48:35.800 --> 48:38.280 - Wow! - You're enshrined in my heart 48:38.480 --> 48:41.320 - Wow! - Every heartbeat calls your name 48:41.800 --> 48:44.120 Without you, this world feels empty 48:44.720 --> 48:47.000 Would you lay down your life for me? 48:47.400 --> 48:50.200 Would you put my name in henna On your hands? 48:50.520 --> 48:52.560 If I ask one thing, will you agree? 48:52.760 --> 48:55.760 I'll be your Krishna Will you be my Radha? 48:56.240 --> 48:57.400 That's amazing, man! 48:57.840 --> 48:58.720 Thank you so much. 48:59.720 --> 49:02.440 So, AR Tiwari, what does AR stand for? 49:02.720 --> 49:03.640 All-rounder. 49:05.920 --> 49:09.280 So what else do you do then? What else makes you an all-rounder? 49:09.680 --> 49:12.520 I dance, vlog, and rap. 49:13.040 --> 49:14.720 - You said vlog? - Yeah, vlog. 49:14.960 --> 49:16.960 I don't think vlogging is a talent. 49:25.800 --> 49:27.080 Swearing is a talent. 49:39.360 --> 49:40.840 Incredible, man. 49:42.440 --> 49:43.920 AR Tiwari. 49:44.640 --> 49:46.520 "I was robbed in Ahmedabad." 49:47.000 --> 49:49.120 - Yes, sir. - Is that where you lost your belt? 49:51.760 --> 49:54.040 No, sir. While I was in Ahmedabad, 49:54.120 --> 49:56.640 I went from the bus stand to the train station. 49:57.080 --> 49:59.480 An auto driver-- There were three of us. 49:59.880 --> 50:03.040 We got in the auto. The auto driver was speeding. 50:03.560 --> 50:05.880 Further ahead, he picked up another guy. 50:06.320 --> 50:07.960 Then he took us to a sketchy spot instead. 50:09.360 --> 50:10.720 - A sketchy spot? - Hold on. 50:11.240 --> 50:12.280 It was really dark. 50:12.400 --> 50:13.600 - Yes. - He said, "We're here." 50:13.720 --> 50:14.880 I asked, "What station is this?" 50:15.480 --> 50:16.760 He said, "Molestation." 50:21.880 --> 50:22.720 Then what? 50:22.800 --> 50:25.200 He pulled a knife and asked me to hand him 500 rupees. 50:25.680 --> 50:27.040 - Oh, 500? - Yes. 50:27.120 --> 50:27.960 Then what did you say? 50:28.040 --> 50:30.920 I thought he'd pulled a knife and was threatening to kill me. 50:31.000 --> 50:32.480 He told me he had a gun, too. 50:32.720 --> 50:35.320 I said, "Fuck it, better pay the 500 than die." 50:35.600 --> 50:37.360 He took 500 from you, man. 50:37.440 --> 50:39.960 - You got robbed-- - What kind of thief settles for 500? 50:40.040 --> 50:41.480 He was a pretty petty thief. 50:42.200 --> 50:44.080 - He took 500 from all three of us. - Oh, 1,500? 50:44.160 --> 50:46.520 The fare was only 20 from there. 50:46.760 --> 50:47.760 Oh. 50:48.000 --> 50:49.240 So 500 was a lot for him. 50:49.560 --> 50:51.640 Tell me this. There were three of you. 50:52.200 --> 50:53.120 And he was alone. 50:53.320 --> 50:55.200 - There were two. - Two auto drivers? 50:55.280 --> 50:57.560 - Two guys. - Two guys were driving it? 50:57.800 --> 50:59.520 One driver, and one helper. 50:59.880 --> 51:01.600 One driver, and one guy with him. 51:02.360 --> 51:05.080 So you didn't get suspicious about what was going on? 51:05.160 --> 51:08.240 No, sir. We were on our phones. We were just going, and-- 51:08.320 --> 51:09.880 - He didn't steal your phone? - No. 51:10.360 --> 51:11.560 What phone did you have? 51:12.600 --> 51:13.800 A Vivo Y30. 51:13.920 --> 51:15.120 That's why he didn't steal it. 51:15.680 --> 51:18.440 If it were an Ai+, he'd have definitely stolen it. 51:19.200 --> 51:20.800 - Right? - This phone is the best. 51:20.880 --> 51:23.000 I think every girl should use this phone. 51:23.160 --> 51:25.320 Its camera quality is so good. 51:25.400 --> 51:27.440 So-- Your nudes will never leak. 51:29.120 --> 51:31.440 Guys will see them and say, "I'd rather just imagine it." 51:33.560 --> 51:34.600 Was the driver caught? 51:34.760 --> 51:37.040 - No. - He wasn't? What did he look like? 51:37.360 --> 51:38.600 He was dark-skinned. 51:38.680 --> 51:40.160 - He was dark-skinned. - Dark-skinned? 51:40.880 --> 51:42.200 Short or tall? 51:43.320 --> 51:44.160 Tall. 51:44.960 --> 51:45.840 And the auto driver? 51:51.080 --> 51:52.720 I meant the driver. He was tall. 51:52.800 --> 51:55.160 A waiter refused to serve you food. 51:55.800 --> 51:57.040 That was back in college. 51:57.440 --> 51:58.600 What did the waiter do? 51:59.280 --> 52:01.120 Every hotel charged 30 rupees a plate, 52:01.280 --> 52:04.160 but one charged 35. I asked, "Why the extra five rupees?" 52:04.480 --> 52:06.920 He said it was all-you-can-eat. 52:07.120 --> 52:07.960 I said, "Great." 52:08.040 --> 52:08.880 So the two of us went. 52:09.320 --> 52:10.160 We dug in. 52:10.720 --> 52:12.480 We got seconds, then thirds. 52:12.720 --> 52:14.240 When we asked for fourths, the waiter refused to serve us. 52:14.440 --> 52:16.320 I asked, "If you can't serve more, why call it all-you-can-eat?" 52:16.600 --> 52:17.440 That's it. 52:17.600 --> 52:20.000 - So you ate three plates of food? - Yes. 52:20.480 --> 52:22.200 Was he the one sitting with the auto driver, 52:23.840 --> 52:25.680 trying to get his money back from you? 52:27.560 --> 52:29.240 What do you study, man? 52:30.720 --> 52:32.440 I actually teach, not study. 52:32.680 --> 52:33.640 You teach? 52:33.880 --> 52:35.080 He said he tutors. 52:35.160 --> 52:36.200 What do you teach? 52:36.840 --> 52:37.960 Math and science. 52:38.640 --> 52:40.320 First to eighth graders. 52:40.400 --> 52:41.800 71 plus 152? 52:43.440 --> 52:45.440 - 71 plus…? - 152. 52:46.640 --> 52:48.040 - One minute. - One minute. 52:49.240 --> 52:50.800 220… 52:50.880 --> 52:53.240 Just say whatever. None of us know the answer. 52:54.440 --> 52:56.160 - He's a teacher, bro. - 223. 52:56.440 --> 52:57.280 It's 223. 52:58.760 --> 52:59.880 500 times three? 53:00.560 --> 53:01.840 500… 1,500. 53:09.360 --> 53:13.320 I started this show after so long. After so many difficulties. 53:13.400 --> 53:16.560 So I played it safe for the first few episodes. 53:17.120 --> 53:18.000 Get it? 53:20.880 --> 53:23.680 People say that this isn't the same as before. 53:25.200 --> 53:27.160 Make some noise for Rakhi Sawant!