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Welcome to Ai+ Nova Smartphones presents

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<i>India's Got Latent.</i>

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Protein partner, Avvatar Protein.

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Fragrance partner, Wild Stone.

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And District, make plans and go out.
Let's go!

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Fuck this shit now, man.

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Are we ready to start the show?

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Yeah!

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We have a banger panel for you.
You guys are gonna go crazy.

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Make some noise for Tanmay Bhat…

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Gurleen Pannu…

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Rahul Dua…

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and Karan Aujla!

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Let's go!

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Make some fucking noise!

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What a panel, man!
What a fucking great panel!

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Karan <i>bhai, </i>thank you
so much for coming, man.

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Thank you, guys. Thank you, <i>bhai.</i>
Thank you for having me.

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- Anything? Want some water?
- No, I'm good.

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Water is free on this show.

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I'll take some then, <i>bhai.</i>

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But, Karan <i>bhai,</i>
thank you so much for coming.

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You're such a legend,
and I can't believe you're here, <i>bhai.</i>

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Yeah, man, me too. I don't know
if I did the right thing coming here.

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But I'm already here, so…

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You're the funniest Punjabi
on the panel today.

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Karan <i>bhai </i>hangs out with Virat Kohli,

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and now he's on <i>Latent.</i>

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What's next?
Are you gonna go on <i>Tanmay Reacts?</i>

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Sometimes, you gotta downgrade in life.

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Also, Karan Aujla actually came
from Dubai for the show.

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Yeah, that's true.
All the way from Dubai.

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Thank you so much for doing that.

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Thank you, <i>bhai. </i>I'd come from anywhere.

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People usually head to Dubai
after the episode comes out.

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My flight is booked, man.
I'm leaving right after this.

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But I love you so much, Karan <i>bhai.</i>

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- Love you.
- Thank you so much for coming.

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- I can't believe you're here.
- Come on, man.

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I'm such a big fan
of Tanmay <i>bhai.</i> Thank you!

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Come on, man,
you were just about to win my heart.

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People call Karan Aujla "Song Machine."

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That's right.

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Karan, maybe also rent
a water machine at your shows?

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No, for that,
you gotta go to the ATM machine

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and then get water.

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Look who's talking, the FIR machines!

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- Man…
- Fucker!

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For those who don't know about this,

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I had a show here, a show in Mumbai.

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And it was a Holi event.

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And just to give you context--

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Imagine, no water at a Holi show!

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It wasn't my fault.
I don't even want to blame the team.

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Anyway, whoever's fault it was,

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we were low on water,
and it was expensive to get more.

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And I cannot hear the end of it.

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But after that, we came back stronger.

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We did Mumbai 2.0,
and a lot of people liked it.

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Did you guys go to his Mumbai show?

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- What's this?
- My product placement is solid too, man.

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- What's this?
- Try it, man. It's better than Avvatar.

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It says Zyro.

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It's named after Rahul Dua's
India tour sales.

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- Sorry, man.
- No, no, that's accurate.

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At least you're accurate this time.

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Yes.

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Alright, should we try it?

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No, have this one. It's better.
I know that one's not that great.

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Fair enough.

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It's actually pretty shit.

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Zyro--

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The joke loaded a bit late.

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- Anyway.
- He drank this when he wrote…

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<i>I can't sleep</i>

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Give it up for Karan Aujla!
What a fucking guy! Come on.

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- We also have Tanmay Bhat in the house.
- Let's go!

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But so happy to be here.
Karan, big fan of your music.

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- Thank you.
- What's your favorite song?

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My favorite-- I love one of the new songs.
"Take It Easy."

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Of course. That's what you've been doing
with your career.

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Yeah. I know you love "52 Bars"

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because you've been behind them.
So, shut the fuck up.

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<i>My friend's dogged with charges</i>

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But thank you so much for coming,
Tanmay <i>bhai.</i>

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I love you so much.
Along with the Song Machine,

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we have the Brand Machine.

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- Look at this bastard.
- He has six brands himself.

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- That's you.
- My legal fees are huge, man.

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Same show on both YouTube and Netflix.

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And he calls me the Brand Machine.

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Samay Raina's the bigger sellout
than Aujla's shows.

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Oh, man.

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I have to make some money, after all.

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But, Gurleen, how are you feeling?

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You know, Gurleen is the biggest fan
of Karan <i>bhai</i> on the panel.

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Yes, that's true.

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She spent an hour getting ready

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just to be here, for real.

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A whole hour.
What were you doing for an hour?

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Whatever you were doing.

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By the way, we had
the same makeup artist, so…

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So it's not their fault then.

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So, it's like, we also got
the <i>Desi Bling </i>treatment.

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No, you look great, Gurleen.

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- Thank you so much for coming.
- Thank you.

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And we also have Rahul Dua.

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Thanks, <i>bhai. </i>Thank you.

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Thank you. Thanks a lot.

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Before he makes a joke, thank you.

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Thank you so much for having me here.

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I'm very happy to be here.

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No, I was going to promote your show.

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He just made a show called <i>Pitch Please.</i>

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It's a play on the phrase "Bitch, please."

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He swapped the B for a P. You get it?

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So, to enjoy an hour of such comedy,

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you can go to Rahul Dua's show

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happening all across the world
now, apparently.

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No.

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No. Not happening anywhere anymore.

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I chose to end the run,
unlike some shows…

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that…

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But how much do you love Aujla, man?
Come on.

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<i>Bhai,</i> I'm a huge fan.

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I actually listen to his songs

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and even analyze them in-depth.

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For example…

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Your lyrics are really good, <i>paaji.</i>
You're called "Song Machine."

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- Yeah.
- But I think you should slow down a bit.

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You should listen to your lyrics.

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Because in the first line, you write,

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"A Jat does only two things,
drink and sleep."

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But then in the next line,
you say to a girl,

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"I'm always free for you,
even when I have no time to sleep."

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First, you say you only drink or sleep.

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But then you also say you cannot sleep.

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- That's how I am.
- So…

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to enjoy an hour…

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- of such humor…
- Of analytical… talent.

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you can go to Rahul Dua's show…

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happening at the nearest
15-seater around you.

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Fuck.

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Alright.

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So, before a fight breaks out
as it does at any Karan Aujla concert,

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let's give a shout-out
to our brand, Ai+ phone.

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This is the phone sponsoring our show.

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And I've seen at your shows, a lot of--

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- Please, no.
- No, hear me out.

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A lot of phones get stolen at your shows.

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- Right?
- Yes.

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So tell your audience
to buy the Ai+ phones.

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Because it's a phone
no one wants to steal.

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Now its founder won't be able
to sleep either.

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He sponsored the wrong show.

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But should we begin <i>India's Got Latent?</i>

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Let's go!

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Alright, make some noise
for the first act, Sweethin Hartman.

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- Sweethin.
- Sweethin Hartman.

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- Sweethin Hartman.
- Guys, make some noise! Come on!

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Let's go!

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- Wow!
- Wow.

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- Wow! Damn!
- Wow.

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- That was sax… ophone.
- Wow.

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Yeah.

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When he started,
it felt like I was in an elevator.

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Yeah.

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<i>Bhai,</i> as the only musician on the panel,
what did you think

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- about this, Tanmay Bhat?
- No, I--

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I quite enjoyed it, man.

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- That was amazing. Really good.
- Thank you so much.

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But do you sing--

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Welcome to <i>India's Got Talent,</i> Karan.

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Fuck!

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Song Without Machine.

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That was great. Why did you bother
learning this in our country?

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I think I just had an itch

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to put an instrument in my mouth
and do some fingering…

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Can I give you something else?

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Yeah, give it to me.

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I'll charge you for it.

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Okay…

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Here's some Avvatar Protein for you.
Here you go.

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Put it in your pocket.
You can put it in your mouth later.

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Karan <i>bhai,</i> do you play any instrument?

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No, I don't play anything.

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But I want to say something.

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Karan <i>bhai, </i>we've met before.

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Do you remember the ad shoot?

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- Oh, you were in it?
- Yeah.

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Did you enjoy it?

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But really, you're pretty good.

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Thank you, <i>bhai. </i>Thank you, thank you.

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So what happened there?

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He got there, I performed.
And then he left, that's all.

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- Oh, wow!
- Didn't even talk or take photos. Nothing.

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Oh, man, and look,
you're on the show today. That's great.

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- Well--
- You won't get a photo even today.

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And he's written here,
"I have almost choked a classmate

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while strangling him with my bare hands."

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Did he refuse to put it in your mouth?

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No.

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I didn't know anything back then.

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No, what was this?
You almost choked a classmate?

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Karan <i>bhai…</i>

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This guy makes love songs.

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So what happened, man?
You almost choked a classmate

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by strangling him? What did he do?

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So, we had a fight,
and I got really angry.

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And I don't know what happened.
Next thing I know, I'm, like,

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pushing him to the wall
and choking him, trying to kill him.

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But I was really scared after, thinking

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that if he had died, I wouldn't be here.
I would have been in jail, maybe.

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Not maybe.

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- Yes, not "maybe."
- Yes.

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Damn, bro. Let's avoid these topics.

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The police are very strict there.

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The police here
are also very strict, <i>bhai.</i>

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Here, the police arrive in 30 minutes.

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- Yeah.
- I know.

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But if you order on Flipkart Minutes,
the police arrive in ten minutes.

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"The police are here, they're here!"

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Any charges against you?

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Yeah, I've had my share.

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What did you do?

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Nothing on the same level as you did.

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- Why? Did you--
- I never asked,

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"Would you rather this or that?"

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What did you do then?

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I said, "I'm a… <i>gabru!"</i>

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- An FIR for that?
- Yeah, man.

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For that?!

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- Yeah, man.
- For saying that word?

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- Yeah.
- So what did you do?

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Flew to Dubai.

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Good one, man.

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Gurleen, no FIRs against you?

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And I don't want any!

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I want to tell the editor,
"Please edit this well. He doesn't care."

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- I don't want an FIR.
- Rahul Dua, don't you have jokes?

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- Come on.
- Everyone who made jokes last season

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went from H for Habitat
to H for holding cell.

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For one hour…

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I love you, Rahul Dua.

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Yes. Wish I could say the same.

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Gurleen Pannu,

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- maybe only you can abuse him now.
- Yes?

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Him? No way.

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No, I want to hear him sing.
It says he also sings.

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Yes, sing something that's copyright-free.

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Copyright-free?

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Maybe one of his.
<i>Bhai, </i>do you have rights to your songs?

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Yes, all of them.

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Sing that one then…
Sing "G.O.A.T."

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No?

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- I--
<i>- I weigh it with diamonds</i>

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- Well, that's Diljit's.
- Right, right.

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- Alright.
- One minute.

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- He wrote-- He wrote it.
- No, wait.

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I wrote that song.
Auntie, don't get too happy!

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She was laughing the most.

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<i>Bhai,</i> all these rappers
just write songs for each other.

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<i>Paaji,</i> who wrote "Brown Rang"?

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- You must know.
- Sing that one…

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<i>Girl, after three drinks…</i>

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- You have the rights to it?
- That's not me either.

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Then what did you sing?

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<i>- I can't sleep…</i>
- Yeah, that one.

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- Sing "Neend Ni Aundi."
- Do you know any Karan Aujla songs?

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- Don't sing any of mine.
- Please, man.

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- No, man.
- Let's hear one without autotune.

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<i>- Bhai, </i>I love your lips, man.
- I--

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You've written,
"Mangalore cuisine is the best in India."

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- Yes.
- Now, that's a fight.

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So, Delhi girl here.
There's a Kashmiri boy here.

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Canada visa here.

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Okay?

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I'm from here, too.

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So, Punjabi cuisine is so good.

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There's Delhi's cuisine.
Ever had Kashmiri food?

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In Mangalore, you'll find communities
such as Shettys, Billavas,

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Beary Muslims, and Goan Catholics.

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Each culture has its own cuisine style.

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And down South,
it's become such a potpourri.

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You get such exquisite flavors.

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My mouth is watering, man.

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- See?
- So let's--

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Hand Samay a saxophone.

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Samay <i>bhai, </i>I love you, man.

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Say that after the joke lands.

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<i>I cannot joke…</i>

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Alright, make some noise
for Sweethin Hartman.

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Thank you.

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Time to score him.

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Brother, let's start with Rahul Dua.

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I'd like to give you a nine.

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- Thank you.
- A nine.

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A ten from me.

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Thank you.

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I'll give you a six.

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Just six?

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You gave him a six. That's not done.

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He loves putting things
in his mouth too much.

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Then I'll also give you a six.

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That brings your average to eight.

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He must have chosen nine.

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- Hey!
- Ten?!

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Oh, God!

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- Wow, what confidence.
- Not bad.

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- You rated yourself ten out of ten?
- Good.

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Thanks so much for joining,
I guess, Sweethin.

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- Thank you. My pleasure.
- Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you.

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Make some noise for the next act,
Vijendra Rajak.

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Bro, please don't fall.

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This is how people try to see

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Karan Aujla's show
in the standing section.

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Bro, my ass is puckering.

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We can see his, too.

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Pull your pants up.

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Sorry, Gurleen.

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Oh, let's go!

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Bro, the--

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Oh, man!

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I thought he was about to go flying.

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Oh, my God.

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Wow, man! Guys, keep clapping!

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Bro, put it on your belly button.

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- Amazing!
- Wow!

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Bro, that was crazy.

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So, are you in a circus or something?

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No, I do acrobatics,
and I'm also a dance choreographer.

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I've done reality shows, too,
like <i>India's Got Talent.</i>

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Didn't you get famous
after <i>India's Got Talent?</i>

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Well, talent isn't appreciated
much in India.

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They only reward jackassery.
So, here I am.

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You wrote you've been married
for two years.

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- "Happily married." Her family--
- Happily? This is my happy.

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This is me after two years.

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- That must be from balancing tires.
- Oh, no. It happened after my marriage.

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Suddenly, I realized--
I didn't whisk her away…

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She-- Where did my wife go?

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Oh, I see.

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- Did she run away?
- She ran away!

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- I mean--
- Maybe spun away with the wheel!

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No, she whisked me away.

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- She did?
- Yes, she did.

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- You did?!
- Damn it!

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Ma'am, could you come up on stage, please?

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- We need to discuss this.
- Damn!

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She had to come get you.
Your tire doesn't even have a tube.

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I see!

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Give her a mic.
Ma'am, what's your name?

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- I'm Manju Rajak.
- Manju <i>ji.</i>

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Manju <i>ji,</i> were you the one
who whisked him away?

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- Yes, I did.
- What's the story? Tell us how you did it.

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We were in a relationship for a month,
and I wanted to get married.

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He wanted to get married, too.
It's not like he didn't want to.

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My family wouldn't approve.

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So, I was worried. I told him
my parents were against it.

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- Why were they against it?
- Well--

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Her brother-in-law is a bit…
He's a busybody.

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"You cannot marry him."
Despite his being a love marriage!

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- What does he do?
- He repairs phones.

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He hacks people's phones.

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- Really?
- He had hacked hers.

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- Okay.
- I'd text her "I love you,"

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and he'd reply.

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- Damn!
- That was stressful.

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- So--
- He would never let her respond.

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- So you lost hair because of the stress?
- No, what happened was,

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she asked me to meet her
at a sugarcane juice shop.

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She got into my car and asked me
to go to my sister's house.

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There, she says, "I want to marry you."

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I told her it was a bad idea.
"We are too young for that."

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"It's only been a month.
We should take our time."

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She said, "It's today or never."

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- Did you say that?
- Yes.

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I had to get married.
I had just bolted from home.

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Now you're going to need money
for the wedding.

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Even a temple wedding costs money.
For certificates and all that.

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A police complaint was filed there.
Cops were after me here.

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They nabbed my brother and everyone.

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- Why?
- They said…

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I took the girl by force.

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- Oh, shit.
- Even though it was her idea to elope.

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I was just about to say that.

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I called a friend and asked him for money.

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He said, "I can't even afford poison."

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I said, "Fine, I'll buy you the poison.
Just give me the money."

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"I've already got poison
stuck in my own throat."

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How could you trust him enough
to marry him after only a month?

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His nature and, you know…

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You look at someone and just feel…

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Like, wow. That feeling.

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Wow, he really rocks that balance board.

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What a balanced guy.

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- Wow.
- Does he pamper you?

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- Yes.
- Then spin you around?

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I spin him around, too.

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Right now, in our hotel washroom,
there's no door.

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I mean, there's no latch.

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Yeah, Habitat is like that.

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The thing is,
this happens at my house too.

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I go to the washroom. She checks on me.
"Are you in the middle of it?"

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I said, "Come inside.
We can share the toilet seat."

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Give me a break in the washroom.
I'm not going anywhere.

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I was supposed to come here alone.
She said, "I'll come too."

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Do you not trust him?

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I do, but there's this feeling that…

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I need to stay close to him.

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- I have to stay around him.
- So cute.

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It's just that I can't stay alone.

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I can't be without him.

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- That's it.
- Wow!

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Because her family blocked her.
I mean, they thought--

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There's no one else to talk to.

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- Manju <i>ji,</i> you seem like such a romantic.
- Yes.

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Does he ever do anything romantic
for you?

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He's done a lot.

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Tell us something romantic he's done.

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Or did he run a tire over your heart?

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He gets really shy.

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- He's the shy type.
- Yeah?

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No, it's my first time
speaking this openly.

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Usually, I just perform and leave.

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- Perform, run.
- That's obvious, bro.

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She said such sweet things,

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and the moment you got a chance, you went,
"Her uncle fucked me over."

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"Then I was just done."

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"Listen to me. Just hear me out."

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Your life goal is to take
your wife to the Maldives.

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- Yes.
- Why is that?

22:25.200 --> 22:28.200
Why is going to the Maldives
such a big dream for you?

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Looks nice in videos.
That's all I've seen.

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- It would make you both very happy, right?
- Yes.

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Okay, I'll sponsor
your tickets to the Maldives.

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For sure, bro.

22:40.600 --> 22:43.200
- Wow, man. What a great gesture, <i>paaji.</i>
- Bro…

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- Really, man.
- There's water everywhere there.

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- Water everywhere.
- Water everywhere.

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Everywhere you go, water.

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That's so sweet of you.

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- No worries.
- Let's hear it for Karan <i>bhai!</i>

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No, no, it's…

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Look, sometimes we get
very ungrateful.

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So yeah, man, why not?
If you can do something for this

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- beautiful couple…
- Thank you, sir.

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It's because of your wife. Not you.

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I get everything because of her now.

23:06.920 --> 23:09.720
- Don't take your wheel there.
- Yes.

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Spinning your wheel in
the middle of the beach.

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- Okay?
- Yes, sir.

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If you don't mind, bro,
where's your next show?

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Sir, I don't have one right now.

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I have a lot of problems in my life.

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What happened?

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Right now, it's just the two of us.

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My family separated from us.

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Now we live in a rented place.

23:31.960 --> 23:34.360
We're both working, but our
debt has gotten out of hand.

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We borrowed from everywhere,
so we're totally ruined.

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I even pawned my
phone just to come here.

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Tell me, how much
debt are you in?

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Should I tell him?

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- Go ahead.
- Just tell him.

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Sir, it's 1.2 million rupees.

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I'm out.

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<i>Paaji,</i>

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I can't do that much. I'll try.

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But I hope you get so many shows

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- Of course…
- that you make that 1.2 million easily.

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- I'll work hard for it.
- Just look--

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<i>Paaji,</i> look at the camera and say,
"Please BookMyShow."

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Hey!

24:08.440 --> 24:10.120
Oh, man!

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- Just say, "Please BookMyShow."
- No, <i>paaji,</i> please.

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Damn!

24:17.960 --> 24:18.960
- Samay <i>bhai!</i>
- Yes?

24:19.040 --> 24:21.400
- Give him the Ai+ phone.
- Ai+ phone?

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Yeah, we can give it at the end.

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His phone is pawned.
Is yours pawned too, right?

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I mean, her phone, not mine.

24:26.440 --> 24:27.600
Her phone is pawned?

24:27.680 --> 24:30.040
- Her phone is pawned?!
- Mine is broken.

24:30.320 --> 24:32.280
First, tell us why you pawned it.

24:32.360 --> 24:35.120
Sir, I had to come here,
and I had absolutely no money.

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- I haven't even paid rent yet.
- Didn't we pay for your travel?

24:36.840 --> 24:37.760
- That's taken care of.
- We paid for it, right?

24:37.840 --> 24:40.000
Yes, but I still have to
get to the station from here.

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We'll pay for that too.
We don't just give one-way tickets.

24:43.120 --> 24:44.040
- There are other--
- Did you think

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Karan <i>bhai </i>would just leave you
stranded in the Maldives?

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- He'll cover your return trip too, man.
- Yeah, man.

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That's for you.

24:57.960 --> 24:59.240
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you.

24:59.320 --> 25:00.320
There you go.

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Now don't pawn this one.

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You won't get anything for it.

25:06.000 --> 25:08.800
Vijendra <i>bhai,</i>
she spoke so highly of you.

25:08.880 --> 25:10.320
Tell us about Manju <i>ji</i> too.

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What are her best qualities?

25:12.320 --> 25:14.400
Out of everyone
who's been in my life,

25:14.800 --> 25:16.720
she's the--
I mean, among all the girls,

25:16.800 --> 25:18.440
she's the loveliest.

25:18.520 --> 25:20.320
- How many girls have you dated?
- What a lousy compliment.

25:20.400 --> 25:21.400
I asked you to praise her,

25:21.480 --> 25:23.560
and you say you had
many girls in your life.

25:23.640 --> 25:25.720
- No, I mean-- I mean…
- "She's the loveliest of all the girls."

25:26.280 --> 25:27.960
She never doubts
me or gets angry.

25:28.040 --> 25:30.280
With how things are, other girls--

25:30.360 --> 25:33.160
- Right, she never "doubts" him.
- Never doubts you, and never--?

25:33.640 --> 25:35.600
- Karan <i>paaji!</i>
- What a dirty mind, man!

25:35.680 --> 25:36.920
- Wait…
- Karan, man!

25:39.000 --> 25:39.960
<i>Paaji…</i>

25:40.640 --> 25:42.840
Did your ex-girlfriends doubt you a lot?

25:43.400 --> 25:44.320
Yes.

25:45.160 --> 25:48.320
- You never doubted him, Manju <i>ji?</i>
- No, I've never…

25:48.960 --> 25:50.600
No, she just has a great nature.

25:50.680 --> 25:53.200
I'm broke. Any other girl would leave.

25:53.280 --> 25:54.600
Things are tough right now,

25:54.680 --> 25:56.280
but she's always by my side.
She says--

25:56.360 --> 25:57.920
You pawned her phone, bro.

25:58.160 --> 25:59.640
And her family has blocked her!

25:59.760 --> 26:01.200
How could she even leave?

26:01.720 --> 26:06.040
She wants to run away,
but this guy pawned all her stuff.

26:06.120 --> 26:07.480
"I don't have my belongings with me."

26:07.560 --> 26:08.760
It's for a reason, man.

26:09.200 --> 26:11.240
No, no, it's not like that.

26:11.320 --> 26:12.240
She's very sweet.

26:12.320 --> 26:15.040
- You guys are definitely--
- My sister likes her.

26:15.320 --> 26:18.880
- They treat her really well.
- That's really great, man.

26:18.960 --> 26:20.960
Give it up for Vijendra <i>bhai!</i>

26:21.040 --> 26:22.200
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

26:23.000 --> 26:26.360
Time to score Vijendra Rajak <i>bhai.</i>
Let's start with Rahul Dua.

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Bro, I want to give
a full ten out of ten.

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- For the act, and for the personality too.
- Thank you, sir.

26:32.120 --> 26:34.080
And for this very cute
couple dynamic of yours.

26:34.160 --> 26:37.120
- I really enjoyed interacting with you.
- Thank you.

26:37.240 --> 26:38.200
Ten points, bro.

26:38.280 --> 26:40.040
- A full ten for both of you.
- Thank you.

26:40.120 --> 26:43.200
- I gave extra points for your personality…
- Okay, thank you.

26:43.280 --> 26:44.200
I'll give an eight.

26:44.280 --> 26:46.360
- To keep it balanced. An eight.
- Yes.

26:46.480 --> 26:47.840
- Yeah, got to work out the average too.
- Eight out of ten.

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Yeah, I'll give a nine.

26:50.120 --> 26:52.080
Bro, I give you ten out of ten.

26:52.160 --> 26:53.800
- I really liked you both.
- Yes, sir.

26:54.080 --> 26:56.360
- What if he gave himself a ten?
- Who knows?

26:56.640 --> 26:59.280
That makes your average 9.5.

26:59.720 --> 27:00.600
Oh, no!

27:00.680 --> 27:01.680
Oh, man!

27:01.760 --> 27:03.520
I'm thinking of
changing my score.

27:03.760 --> 27:06.880
- Let's change it.
- What's the number, bro?

27:07.360 --> 27:09.040
- What is it?
- Nine!

27:09.160 --> 27:13.640
- You chose nine! Oh, man!
- Oh!

27:14.320 --> 27:16.840
- Bro--
- At first I also thought about giving 9.5.

27:16.920 --> 27:18.320
Then I went with nine.

27:18.520 --> 27:20.560
Since you didn't win--
We wanted you to.

27:20.840 --> 27:22.160
I want you to travel more,

27:22.240 --> 27:24.280
not just the Maldives,
but India too.

27:24.360 --> 27:27.840
So from District, I'm giving
you 50,000 District points.

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- 50,000.
- Okay. Thank you.

27:29.280 --> 27:31.720
So you can go to any restaurant
that accepts District

27:31.880 --> 27:34.640
and eat 50,000 rupees
worth of food whenever you want.

27:34.960 --> 27:37.080
- Sir, thank you.
- Let's fucking go, man.

27:37.160 --> 27:38.680
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much for joining,

27:38.760 --> 27:39.800
Vijendra Rajak <i>bhai.</i>

27:40.920 --> 27:42.400
I love you. All the best.

27:43.200 --> 27:45.600
- Oh, man.
- There you go!

28:00.240 --> 28:01.440
He's teasing Tanmay Bhat.

28:14.920 --> 28:15.880
Wow.

28:17.680 --> 28:20.040
- Oh, my God, bro.
- His waist disappeared.

28:20.120 --> 28:21.720
I feel like eating
noodles out of it.

28:24.400 --> 28:26.240
Bro, give him Avvatar Protein.

28:26.320 --> 28:28.320
Does he need it?
Just fucking take some from him.

28:33.240 --> 28:34.680
He's gonna do it on the table.

28:34.760 --> 28:36.040
- Oh, he's gonna arm wrestle.
- He wants to arm wrestle him.

28:36.120 --> 28:38.240
Let's go! Let's go!

28:39.280 --> 28:40.440
Oh, my God!

28:45.800 --> 28:47.560
Bro, he's having a
really bad day today.

28:48.440 --> 28:50.280
- Oh, man! Oh, fuck!
- Samay <i>bhai,</i> would you like to try?

28:50.360 --> 28:53.280
Bro, you're my security,
and you're losing to some random guy.

28:54.080 --> 28:55.240
Karan Aujla <i>bhai.</i>

28:55.880 --> 28:57.720
- Yes, bro.
- How do you like his body?

28:58.000 --> 28:58.960
No, I mean…

28:59.400 --> 29:01.760
What? Tread carefully.
Did you see his body?

29:02.680 --> 29:05.320
No, bro, that was a nice flex.
What can I even say?

29:05.400 --> 29:07.600
You're flexing too
with that five-crore watch.

29:11.560 --> 29:12.680
Bro, you should
pose like that too.

29:15.920 --> 29:18.200
<i>Paaji, </i>if none of my jokes land,

29:18.360 --> 29:19.840
just throw your watch at my face.

29:23.240 --> 29:24.400
Good one, Rahul.

29:25.120 --> 29:26.000
Bro!

29:26.120 --> 29:28.040
- Give me your watch.
- If I ruin your mood even more,

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kick me out immediately
in your private jet, bro.

29:31.040 --> 29:33.200
Like, "Kick him out,
I can't listen to him anymore."

29:34.000 --> 29:36.560
Deep Gopal Lokhande,
was all this that you did okay?

29:37.400 --> 29:39.760
- Well…
- Is this okay? Getting naked like this?

29:39.840 --> 29:41.920
Indecency and obscenity in public?

29:42.000 --> 29:43.480
- I'm over 18, so it's fine.
- What?

29:43.560 --> 29:44.440
I'm over 18.

29:44.640 --> 29:45.600
- So?
- So?

29:45.720 --> 29:47.120
- I mean-- Naked…
- You can roam naked if you're over 18?

29:47.400 --> 29:48.520
Half naked, half naked.

29:48.600 --> 29:49.920
This isn't right, bro.

29:50.480 --> 29:53.080
Bro, you're flexing so hard,
don't you get muscle cramps?

29:53.160 --> 29:55.320
I mean, when you overtrain--

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The power is out!

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Mumbai Police!

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Hello, hello.

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Hello! Friends, the power went
out in the middle of the show.

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Bro, did you see what
your nudity caused?

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Even the electricity got embarrassed.

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Will the power come back? Tushar?

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Tickets for the next show!

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It'll come back.
It won't stay like this.

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It's Mumbai city, man.

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- Aujla gave one too.
- Yes!

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Check, check.

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Is this off too?

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Bro, I was making so
much fun of your show.

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- Sorry, <i>paaji.</i>
- Karma is a bitch!

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What is this?

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Did Flipkart Minutes
deliver this so fast?

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Guys, the power may go,
but brand integration shouldn't.

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- Here you go, man.
- He's been--

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He's been cursed by BeerBiceps.

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<i>- Paaji,</i> sing us a few songs.
- Yes, <i>paaji!</i>

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Okay!

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Who is sitting here?
Show me her face first.

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Who is she?

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- There you are!
- Big fan!

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- Big fan!
- The mic is working.

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Will you sing with me?
Which one? "Boyfriend"?

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Yes, "Boyfriend."
Done.

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- Together-- You'll have to sing with me.
- I will.

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- Come on stage, sister.
- Sure? Come on.

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- She will.
- Come here.

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Let's go.

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There you go!

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Wow.

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Can we sing "Winning Speech"?

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Oh, snap! She's coming in strong.

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Let's start with "Boyfriend" first.

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Okay.

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- Come on, guys.
- Let's all give a beat. Okay? One, two…

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No, I'll just sing without it.

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Bravo, bravo, bravo!

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Oh, okay.
So you ended up needing me after all.

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Alright, alright, alright.

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- Alright. Should I sing one more?
- Yes!

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Sing along, whoever knows it here.

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- Let's go.
- Come on.

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- Amazing. Girl knows all the songs.
- I'm a big fan!

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Thank you, man. Thank you so much.

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Done.

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Alright, let's go downstairs
and freshen up a bit.

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- Let's go.
- Yes.

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- Let's go.
- Okay, we'll--

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- One row at a time.
- What?

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One second. First, let them leave.

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Then, we'll…
I'll manage the crowd.

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You guys go downstairs,
just for 15 minutes.

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Wild scenes.

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Okay. See if Millers is open.
We can drink downstairs until then.

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- With us!
- Cheers!

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- Millers! Yeah.
- Millers? Millers it is.

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- On Samay.
- So-- Hey, one second.

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- Drinks on Samay.
- One second. Hey!

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Bro, I'm sure we can afford it.

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Drinks on Samay.
Let's go!

33:53.560 --> 33:54.400
It's fine.

33:54.960 --> 33:55.840
Come on!

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So, let's-- But listen.

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One by one--
Let's go in a line.

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- From the back.
- Actually, yeah, start from the back.

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Exit one by one from the back.

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- One by one. Nice and easy.
- Exit one by one from the back.

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- Bro, drinks with Samay!
- We love you.

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I'll come. I'll join you guys.

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Fuck, this guy's asking for food too.

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Friends, while we wait for the lights
to come back on at Habitat,

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I'm here to tell you something important.

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If you're sitting at home watching <i>Latent,</i>
that's great.

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But the real fun of <i>Latent</i>
is watching it live, sitting in this room.

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Because anything can happen.
Sometimes the lights go out,

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sometimes we dance, sometimes we laugh,
and sometimes we cry.

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Well, that's something that happens
after the episode is released.

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But if you want to experience all of this
while sitting in this room,

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here's the QR code. You can scan it

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and be a part of all my live shows,
including my India tour, my world tour,

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and <i>Latent Live.</i>

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So, here's the QR code.
Scan your tickets--

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Scan this QR code
and get your tickets right now.

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And just like that, Karan Aujla
is doing the same show again.

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Amazing, man.

35:02.480 --> 35:04.320
Bring the naked guy back.

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Let's fucking do this.

35:05.840 --> 35:07.800
Deep Gopal, come back.

35:08.400 --> 35:09.440
He's here.

35:10.920 --> 35:12.280
Let's do this!

35:12.960 --> 35:15.320
How long did it take you
to build a body like that?

35:15.400 --> 35:17.560
I've been working out
for four years straight.

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And what do you do for protein?

35:21.720 --> 35:23.440
- I--
- You take MuscleBlaze, right?

35:24.320 --> 35:25.560
Avvatar…

35:25.680 --> 35:27.560
Have you tried
The Whole Truth protein bar?

35:27.640 --> 35:30.160
- Only Avvatar.
- SuperYou, right?

35:30.240 --> 35:31.480
The fuck, man?

35:31.960 --> 35:33.800
We finally scraped together
a sponsor, man.

35:34.280 --> 35:36.120
So, how do you like Avvatar Protein?

35:36.360 --> 35:38.680
I've tried it.
Top quality, for sure,

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but it's pricey.

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- How much does it cost?
- It's pricey.

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- It is.
- Bro, nothing is too expensive for you.

35:44.400 --> 35:45.760
No, no, but still.

35:46.720 --> 35:48.200
How much is it? 120 rupees.

35:48.960 --> 35:50.520
Then why did I get the 80-rupee one?

35:52.040 --> 35:53.240
Mine says 80.

35:53.320 --> 35:54.920
- Tetra pack.
- Oh, this one. Sorry, sorry.

35:55.920 --> 35:57.720
Bro, take out a drink too, please.

35:58.240 --> 36:00.360
He also just launched a drink
with Virat Kohli.

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Oh, let's go!

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I did a clothing line with Virat Kohli.

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I came up with this drink myself.

36:07.440 --> 36:10.640
- Oh, okay.
- Sometimes you call me Diljit, sometimes…

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Fucker!

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- Alright, alright. Bro!
- You started this, right?

36:15.120 --> 36:17.960
Look, all this is average.

36:18.400 --> 36:20.080
Right? This has zero sugar.

36:20.320 --> 36:22.560
If you want to take care of yourself,
cut sugar out of your life.

36:22.640 --> 36:24.520
And it has zero taste, too, by the way.

36:26.040 --> 36:27.280
So, speaking of zero,

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Rahul's going on a world tour soon.

36:32.760 --> 36:35.120
Maybe give your world tour
a shout-out, man.

36:35.200 --> 36:37.440
Yeah, yeah. It's not like
my passport got confiscated.

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No, no…
It's nothing like that.

36:46.000 --> 36:49.000
- For one hour of such good humor,
- Comeback!

36:49.080 --> 36:53.360
- go to Rahul Dua's show.
- Rahul Dua's show! Let's go!

36:55.320 --> 36:56.640
Rahul <i>bhai,</i> I love you, man.

36:59.360 --> 37:02.240
It says here,
"I had so many weird gay interactions."

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I love your lips.

37:05.720 --> 37:07.200
I keep getting them on Instagram.

37:07.280 --> 37:08.600
Lots of weird ones.
"I want you."

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"I want your ass." Stuff like that.

37:10.120 --> 37:11.440
- "I want your ass."
- Wow!

37:13.680 --> 37:16.320
- I get such DMs.
- Man, I messaged you in private.

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Why the fuck are you
telling everyone publicly?

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I only said that out of love.

37:22.240 --> 37:25.760
You wrote here that you're really
good at making bad and unfunny jokes.

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Why do you do this?

37:27.760 --> 37:29.000
Or does it just happen to you?

37:29.080 --> 37:30.280
- It happens, I mean,
- It happens.

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- it happens around close ones.
- Hear that, Samay?

37:32.680 --> 37:34.360
- It happens sometimes.
- Let's hear it, man.

37:34.440 --> 37:37.000
You're still hung up on what happened
before the power went out.

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- Tell us one of your unfunny jokes.
- Let's hear it.

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- Shoot.
- Should I?

37:40.320 --> 37:42.480
My friend and I were just talking. We
were just talking on a call, and he said,

37:42.560 --> 37:45.360
"I bought this for 5,000,
and that for 10,000."

37:45.560 --> 37:48.160
So I said, "Why buy all this, bro?"
"What's the point?"

37:48.240 --> 37:50.080
So he said, "I do it for the thrill, bro."

37:50.360 --> 37:52.200
Then I said,
"Then go touch a live wire."

37:53.720 --> 37:56.240
- It's bad, I know.
- Oh, my God.

37:57.120 --> 37:58.960
To heal from such jokes,

37:59.760 --> 38:01.440
- go to Rahul Dua's show.
- Rahul Dua…

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Let's go!

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- For much better comedy.
- For much, much better comedy.

38:05.920 --> 38:08.520
Wow, the power went out,
and my fortunes changed.

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I love you, Samay <i>bhai.</i>

38:11.440 --> 38:13.440
- I love you, Samay.
- I love you too. Come on, man!

38:13.640 --> 38:14.800
- Deep <i>bhai,</i> I have a question.
- Yes.

38:14.880 --> 38:15.720
You wrote here,

38:15.880 --> 38:20.000
"I'm currently on a no-fap streak
of over 100 days."

38:20.520 --> 38:22.040
Has it been 100 days?

38:22.240 --> 38:23.120
More than 100.

38:23.200 --> 38:25.400
Man, last time a guy did no-fap…

38:31.760 --> 38:34.080
Why are you doing this
100-day no-fap streak?

38:34.160 --> 38:36.720
I mean, I was kind of addicted to it.

38:37.280 --> 38:39.040
- Alright.
- So I had to make a change.

38:39.600 --> 38:41.400
Because it has protein too?
Is that why?

38:45.600 --> 38:48.720
- Karan <i>paaji?</i>
- I'm not saying anything about this.

38:50.240 --> 38:51.720
But do you do all this?

38:52.040 --> 38:53.280
Man, I…

38:53.360 --> 38:54.640
He doesn't need to.

38:55.200 --> 38:56.520
- He doesn't need to.
- What?

38:59.120 --> 39:01.080
I need it more than anyone.

39:01.720 --> 39:02.960
Come here, I'll help you out.

39:07.440 --> 39:08.720
I'm a married man, bro.

39:09.600 --> 39:10.440
I'm good.

39:10.520 --> 39:11.840
We'll just turn off the camera.

39:13.360 --> 39:14.680
So, it says here…

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What else does it say?
Tanmay <i>bhai,</i> you ask.

39:18.120 --> 39:20.240
- You're asking the right questions.
- Bro…

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Ask about the drug trafficking one.

39:22.080 --> 39:23.800
Drug-- Okay.
Should we ask him about drug trafficking?

39:23.960 --> 39:25.160
Yeah, that's definitely
making the final edit.

39:26.800 --> 39:28.160
Bro, which drug is your favorite?

39:28.240 --> 39:29.560
- Come on, man!
- Sorry, sorry.

39:29.640 --> 39:31.040
- Is that how you ask?
- Sorry, sorry.

39:31.120 --> 39:32.200
Let me show you how to ask.

39:32.280 --> 39:33.480
The Cyber Cell will be watching this.

39:33.720 --> 39:35.440
You wrote something really awful here.

39:41.880 --> 39:44.440
"If you could get away with one crime,
it would be drug trafficking."

39:44.520 --> 39:45.440
Seriously, man?

39:45.840 --> 39:48.560
I was inspired by <i>Breaking Bad.</i>
It sounded thrilling.

39:48.640 --> 39:49.600
It's not correct.

39:51.160 --> 39:52.560
- I mean--
- It's not right.

39:52.640 --> 39:54.320
I mean, what other crime is there?

39:54.520 --> 39:55.520
Drugs are bad.

39:55.600 --> 39:57.400
- Yes, yes, absolutely.
- Have you ever done them?

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Never.
Of course, never.

39:59.880 --> 40:01.520
Then why do you want to traffic drugs?

40:01.600 --> 40:04.360
What other crime could I write?
I couldn't write murder, of course.

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Really?

40:05.440 --> 40:08.320
- If you could legally murder one person…
- One murder.

40:08.400 --> 40:09.280
Ranveer Allahbadia.

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Oh, man!

40:13.920 --> 40:15.240
He had that one ready.

40:16.120 --> 40:17.680
No. Come on, man!

40:17.760 --> 40:19.560
He's actually thought about his death.

40:21.400 --> 40:22.880
Good one.

40:22.960 --> 40:24.920
He's a sweet guy, man.
Come on.

40:25.000 --> 40:27.000
He's the reason we got so many
sponsors this season.

40:27.720 --> 40:30.080
Shout-out to my man
Ranveer Allahbadia.

40:30.960 --> 40:31.920
Let's go!

40:32.000 --> 40:34.160
Still Alive at 65 million views.

40:36.280 --> 40:38.000
Incredible.
Did you see that, Tanmay?

40:38.200 --> 40:39.720
A comeback just one year
after the controversy.

40:41.160 --> 40:42.120
Learn something.

40:44.840 --> 40:46.680
Alright, time to score this guy,

40:46.760 --> 40:47.840
who I want to score.

40:49.200 --> 40:50.080
Later.

40:51.000 --> 40:53.840
Man, I want to give you a nine.

40:54.200 --> 40:56.800
This is my first time
scoring someone's naked body.

40:58.880 --> 41:00.960
- Take a nine.
- Thank you.

41:01.040 --> 41:02.320
Hey, why did you deduct one, Gurleen?

41:02.560 --> 41:03.600
I didn't want to see any nipples.

41:06.000 --> 41:08.200
An eight from me.

41:08.280 --> 41:10.800
- Why deduct two?
- I deducted one for each nipple.

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One for each nipple.

41:12.280 --> 41:14.760
<i>- Paaji?</i>
- I'll give a six.

41:14.880 --> 41:16.520
Why a six? Why deduct four, <i>paaji?</i>

41:16.600 --> 41:19.320
I didn't come here to see this.

41:20.600 --> 41:21.520
Come on, man.

41:21.640 --> 41:23.360
- Sorry, man.
- If everyone gave him a ten,

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his 100-day streak would end, bro.

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I really found you very attractive.

41:27.960 --> 41:30.800
- Thank you.
- I'll give you…

41:31.640 --> 41:33.000
What?

41:34.240 --> 41:36.440
Samay <i>bhai, </i>don't do this.

41:37.360 --> 41:38.320
That's it.

41:39.840 --> 41:41.120
Later, later. Definitely.

41:41.200 --> 41:42.920
I want to give you…

41:45.840 --> 41:47.560
That's pretty much it. I don't have…

41:49.080 --> 41:52.840
So, I'll give you… a ten, man.

41:53.440 --> 41:54.560
Let's go.

41:55.640 --> 41:58.720
So, that makes your average 8.5.

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He wrote a nine.

42:03.480 --> 42:06.320
- Nine! Shit, man.
- Nine! Oh, man!

42:07.080 --> 42:09.040
- Shit. Gurleen!
- That was so close,

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just like I was when I saw you naked.

42:13.600 --> 42:14.760
- That was so much fun, Deep Gopal.
- Thank you.

42:14.840 --> 42:16.400
Thank you so much.
I wish you had won, bro.

42:19.000 --> 42:20.000
Alright.

42:25.200 --> 42:28.040
Alright. Make some noise
for the next act, Gaurav Madan.

42:32.200 --> 42:34.200
He's gonna do some
stand-up comedy with the guitar.

42:36.200 --> 42:37.960
Guess they ran out of muscles
after the last guy.

42:45.680 --> 42:49.160
Friends, for such amazing comedy,

42:49.440 --> 42:51.680
- go to Rahul Dua's show, man.
- Rahul Dua's world tour!

42:53.680 --> 42:56.080
My man is touring across the world.

42:56.800 --> 42:58.840
- I love you, Rahul <i>bhai.</i>
- Love you too, brother.

43:05.080 --> 43:06.600
He's been jerking off daily
for 100 days straight.

43:11.240 --> 43:13.240
He's got his own streak going, <i>paaji.</i>

43:13.600 --> 43:15.440
No, I took one day off.

43:16.360 --> 43:18.080
Guys, let's have a round of applause
for Gaurav Madan.

43:18.160 --> 43:19.920
- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

43:21.640 --> 43:24.360
I've been hitting the gym regularly
for six years.

43:25.640 --> 43:27.080
That wasn't a joke, man.

43:28.120 --> 43:29.480
I actually do go to the gym.

43:29.640 --> 43:31.760
And recently, I heard a song at my gym.

43:31.840 --> 43:32.920
The lyrics were,

43:33.240 --> 43:37.000
"28-inch waist, 47-kilo beauty." Right?

43:37.520 --> 43:39.280
Basically, it means

43:39.360 --> 43:40.960
the girl's waist is 28 inches,

43:41.040 --> 43:43.160
and she weighs 47 kilos.
Right?

43:43.600 --> 43:47.240
Listening to this song,
I realized those are my measurements too.

43:53.760 --> 43:55.680
I have the perfect body

43:56.160 --> 43:57.680
for a Punjabi supermodel.

44:01.080 --> 44:03.280
I wrote a song about going to the gym.

44:03.960 --> 44:07.480
Have you guys heard that song
"Khamoshiyan" by Arijit Singh <i>ji?</i>

44:08.440 --> 44:09.880
After today, you won't be able to.

44:10.720 --> 44:11.640
Sorry.

44:12.160 --> 44:13.040
It goes like…

44:17.560 --> 44:21.520
<i>I hit leg day yesterday</i>

44:21.760 --> 44:25.000
<i>Now I can barely stand</i>

44:25.920 --> 44:29.760
<i>My trainer's such a monster</i>

44:30.080 --> 44:33.240
<i>I'll choke him with these hands</i>

44:34.440 --> 44:38.600
<i>Every part of me</i>

44:38.720 --> 44:42.120
<i>Is crying out for rest</i>

44:43.880 --> 44:47.840
<i>Weaknesses!</i>

44:52.280 --> 44:56.160
<i>Weaknesses!</i>

44:56.360 --> 45:00.280
<i>Weakness in my legs</i>

45:00.360 --> 45:04.120
<i>Weakness!</i>

45:08.280 --> 45:14.200
<i>Weakness in my thighs</i>

45:17.440 --> 45:22.720
<i>Did your sweatpants get caught up</i>
<i>In one of those machines?</i>

45:25.240 --> 45:30.400
<i>Did you have to lie face down</i>
<i>And hook your feet in?</i>

45:33.240 --> 45:38.640
<i>I went to grab some water</i>
<i>Someone stole my dumbbell too</i>

45:41.160 --> 45:46.400
<i>Where do I even start</i>
<i>With what I've been through?</i>

45:49.000 --> 45:52.680
<i>I even took magnesium</i>

45:53.200 --> 45:56.040
<i>And Omega-3 each day</i>

46:04.920 --> 46:08.680
<i>I used to be vegetarian</i>

46:09.040 --> 46:12.240
<i>Now I'm boiling eggs away</i>

46:13.320 --> 46:16.960
<i>I still couldn't hit my protein goal</i>

46:17.040 --> 46:20.640
<i>But my digestion's gone to hell!</i>

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<i>Weaknesses!</i>

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<i>Weakness in my legs</i>

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<i>Weaknesses!</i>

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<i>Weakness in my thighs</i>

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Thank you, guys.

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Come on, Rahul Dua!

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Pop it, pop it, pop it!
Hurry up!

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Nice.

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Oh, my God, bro!

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- Let's hear it for him!
- Let's go!

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Let's go!

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That was really amazing, man!

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Oh fuck, bro.

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- What a rockstar, man!
- That was hilarious.

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Man, he wrote that from the heart. Fuck.

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It's not like he could write it
with his thighs.

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How long have you been doing this?

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I wrote this song about six months ago.

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I've been doing stand-up
for around six years.

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Amazing, man.

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It says here you did
a 100-day challenge.

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The 100-day, 100-push-up challenge.

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I did one push-up every day.

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But, Gaurav <i>bhai,</i>
do you want to gain weight?

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Of course, yes.

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So, maybe you can give him some advice.

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No, I just want to ask Tanmay <i>bhai,</i>

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is all the fat you lost

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stored somewhere?

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- That was a good one.
- What's your weight?

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It's stored in Kullu's mouth.

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Your opinion is that

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we should remove mirrors
from changing rooms.

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Yeah, I mean…

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Say I go into a changing room
to try on clothes, right?

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So sometimes…

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I just don't want to see
myself completely naked.

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- Oh, no.
- Right?

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I recently went to one,

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- and I saw myself completely naked.
- That's okay, bro.

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I went there to buy shoes.

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Then why did you get completely naked?

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- That was the joke, get it?
- Man…

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Rahul Dua is getting his revenge.

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Damn, bro!

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It says here that if you could
travel back in time,

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you'd practice removing a bra.

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So, do you have a girlfriend?

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No, not right now.

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I see.

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- Did you have one before?
- Yes.

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Obviously you guys must have--
Actually--

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Go for it, go for it.

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- Go for it.
- There's something

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about this fucking chair!

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Seriously, there's something in here.

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They're also bringing chicken and whatnot…

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<i>Paaji, </i>you should ask
if he's ever set the mood.

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- Ask it like that.
- Yeah.

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I mean, obviously, you guys were a couple.

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How serious was your relationship?

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Like, six or seven months.

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- That's it.
- That's decent.

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How was the experience?
I mean, did you guys have any--

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Fuck, I'm going there again!

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For fuck's sake!

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- No, bro.
- Hanky-panky is a safe word.

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Fuck, there's something here!

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No, that was just my finger, man.

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- Bro--
- You can put the guitar down

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if it's too heavy.

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Just watching you is wearing Gurleen out.

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Gaurav <i>bhai, </i>you said here that

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if you could switch lives
with someone for a day,

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it'd be Hrithik Roshan
from <i>Koi… Mil Gaya.</i>

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Yeah, actually, a lot of people tell me

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- my voice sounds a bit like Hrithik's.
- Yes.

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- Yes!
- But they say

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I sound like Hrithik from the first half.

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That's what I sound like.

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So, I want the second half…

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Try saying "Bournvita."

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Bournvita.

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- What a fucking guy, man!
- Gaurav, you're sick, bro!

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Like, actually.

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Alright, it's time to score Gaurav Madan.

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You're fucking incredible, man!
I give you a ten out of ten, brother.

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Ten out of ten.

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Same here, man.
Ten out of ten for this guy.

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- Ten.
- Ten from Tanmay.

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Gurleen? Ten.

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- Ten.
- Oh, no!

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That makes your average ten.

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Come on, man!

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Let's fucking go!

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What a guy, man!

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I love you, man!
I just wanna hug you. Come on.

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Thank you.

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You're incredible.

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Wow, you're so funny!

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You win all the ticket sales.
That's 100,000 rupees, bro.

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Take some medicine now, okay?

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You know what, man?
You know what's missing in your life?

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Some good protein.

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- That is true.
- So, I give you--

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Only for today, I'm making an exception.

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I usually give people one protein bar,

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one milkshake.

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I'm giving you, from Avvatar,

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five lakh rupees worth of protein, bro.

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There you go.

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- Holy shit!
- There you go, brother.

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Five lakh worth of protein for you!

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Nice one.

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There you go.

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So what are you going to do
with five lakh worth of protein?

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Completely fuck up my digestion.

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There you go, brother.

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Thank you so much for coming
and bringing your talent to our show.

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A huge round of applause for this guy!

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Thank you.
Thank you so much.

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And that was <i>India's Got Latent.</i>

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Thank you so much for coming.

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Karan <i>bhai,</i> honestly, tell me.
How was your experience?

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Bro, I felt like I was at home.

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And I think I got
a little too comfortable.

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I don't know whether coming here
was the right or wrong decision,

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but I had a blast.

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- My man!
- I loved it.

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Karan <i>bhai,</i> if you really felt at home,

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then the next time this venue
gets wrecked, chip in for the repairs.

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Help rebuild it.

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On that note, folks, Rahul Dua is on tour,

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and so am I.
Come catch one of our shows.

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Gurleen's on tour too.

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Everyone's on tour except Tanmay.

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What the fuck!

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- Tanmay--
- I'm working on my special.

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Tanmay will be at his computer doing this…

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You bastard, you make that sound too,
just at the Cyber Cell.
