WEBVTT 00:08.160 --> 00:10.560 Welcome to India's Got Latent. 00:12.920 --> 00:14.920 Are we ready to start the show? 00:16.440 --> 00:18.360 We have a banger panel for you. 00:18.440 --> 00:20.360 It's the wildest panel so far. 00:20.560 --> 00:22.400 Make some noise for Tanmay Bhat! 00:24.440 --> 00:25.560 Raghu Ram. 00:27.400 --> 00:28.880 Vishal Dadlani. 00:30.760 --> 00:32.320 And Yashraj. 00:35.240 --> 00:36.400 Please have a seat, guys. 00:36.560 --> 00:38.560 Wait, stay there for a minute. 00:49.960 --> 00:50.880 Amazing! 00:51.080 --> 00:53.840 Today, we're starting the show exactly on time. 00:53.920 --> 00:57.080 Because artists usually need time to get their hair and makeup done. 01:02.000 --> 01:03.120 Welcome to the show! 01:03.200 --> 01:05.720 Raghu bhai is here, man. Round of applause for Raghu Ram! 01:08.400 --> 01:11.560 Raghu bhai, how has life been since last year? 01:12.080 --> 01:14.680 Life has been good. You can ask the cyber police. 01:14.760 --> 01:17.440 They're keeping tabs on me. Thanks to you, fucker. 01:17.840 --> 01:20.680 Bhai, even after that, you still came here. 01:20.760 --> 01:23.440 That just shows how desperate you are. 01:24.920 --> 01:25.760 Yeah. 01:26.080 --> 01:28.480 But, Raghu bhai, thank you so much for coming. 01:28.680 --> 01:30.120 Despite whatever happened last season. 01:30.480 --> 01:32.160 I'm ready for round two. Let's go. 01:32.400 --> 01:33.320 Let's go! 01:33.960 --> 01:34.800 Let's go! 01:35.800 --> 01:38.000 Round of applause for Vishal Dadlani as well, guys. 01:40.920 --> 01:44.200 Vishal Dadlani is a singer, songwriter, activist, and so many things. 01:44.280 --> 01:46.040 Recently, he started doing paragliding. 01:46.760 --> 01:49.240 Yeah. Have you seen his paragliding videos? 01:50.040 --> 01:51.360 At least check out some of his content. 01:53.480 --> 01:56.880 Sometimes, when he paraglides at night, people break their fast. 02:04.040 --> 02:05.480 But, Vishal sir, how are you feeling? 02:06.600 --> 02:09.080 I feel good, man. Crowd looks good. Energy looks good. 02:09.160 --> 02:10.280 Your foolery… 02:11.039 --> 02:12.480 Your foolery continues. 02:12.560 --> 02:13.800 So… amazing! 02:13.880 --> 02:16.040 We also have Tanmay Bhat here. Come on! 02:19.320 --> 02:22.240 Tanmay Bhat is here to do what Tanmay Bhat does best. 02:22.720 --> 02:24.520 Watch other people be funny. 02:27.840 --> 02:29.680 But, Tanmay bhai, you're looking so good. 02:29.760 --> 02:31.120 - You've lost a lot of weight. - Thanks, bro. 02:31.320 --> 02:33.760 - I'm on a special diet. - What? 02:34.120 --> 02:36.800 I only eat when Yashraj makes a hit song. So… 02:42.360 --> 02:43.600 No, actually, Yashraj-- 02:43.680 --> 02:45.120 Recently, he featured in Forbes Under 30. 02:45.200 --> 02:46.560 - Yes. Yes. - Oh! 02:46.920 --> 02:48.880 Forbes Under 30 Listeners list. 02:53.160 --> 02:54.800 - But, Tanmay bhai, you look really good. - Fuck you, man. 02:54.880 --> 02:57.120 No, I-- We'll come to that later, okay? 02:58.160 --> 03:00.920 Tanmay bhai, I mean it. You're looking so good. 03:01.000 --> 03:04.160 Tanmay bhai gave me some really good advice during Comicstaan. 03:04.240 --> 03:06.000 He said, "There are no shortcuts in life." 03:06.760 --> 03:08.280 And then he took Ozempic. 03:11.440 --> 03:12.680 Say whatever you want, dude. 03:12.760 --> 03:14.400 Once you have a case against you, you'll call me. 03:15.400 --> 03:16.760 Keep saying what you want. 03:20.280 --> 03:22.440 I love you. Genuinely, thank you so much for being there. 03:22.520 --> 03:24.040 He's the first guy I call 03:24.120 --> 03:26.840 whenever something happens because I know he won't be busy. 03:27.240 --> 03:28.160 And… 03:30.160 --> 03:31.840 He'll just be at his home, laughing. 03:33.200 --> 03:36.080 And, friends, this season we're doing something very charitable. 03:36.680 --> 03:38.400 We're inviting Yashraj… 03:38.480 --> 03:39.680 Hey, dickhead! 03:41.600 --> 03:42.880 But apart from that, 03:42.960 --> 03:46.960 if you're watching from home and want to subscribe-- As you should. 03:47.200 --> 03:50.480 But if you want to do something good, you can donate to Teach For India, 03:50.560 --> 03:54.440 which is a nationwide movement working to ensure every child in India 03:54.520 --> 03:56.160 gets an excellent education. 03:56.240 --> 03:57.080 This is the QR code. 03:57.160 --> 03:59.200 Help India become more educated. 03:59.280 --> 04:02.080 And that's something we genuinely do from the heart in every episode. 04:02.160 --> 04:04.120 Should we begin India's Got Latent? 04:05.880 --> 04:07.760 Make some noise for the first act. 04:07.880 --> 04:09.320 Ankit Sharma. 04:14.400 --> 04:15.440 Ladies and gentlemen. 04:16.959 --> 04:17.839 Oh! 04:18.640 --> 04:20.920 I've blended Math 04:21.360 --> 04:23.800 - and a maiden into a poem. - Wow. 04:24.040 --> 04:25.840 - Wow! Maiden! - And-- Yeah, maiden. 04:26.320 --> 04:28.720 Her words were as puzzling As sin theta and cos theta 04:30.520 --> 04:32.960 "Her words were as puzzling as sin theta and cos theta." 04:33.040 --> 04:35.640 Her words were as puzzling As sin theta and cos theta 04:35.800 --> 04:38.840 Every word she spoke I cherished like alpha, gamma… 04:38.920 --> 04:40.120 - Beta! - Beta! 04:40.440 --> 04:43.640 I don't know when, in idle conversation She slipped to me one revelation 04:43.840 --> 04:47.040 I don't know when, in idle conversation She slipped to me one revelation 04:47.240 --> 04:50.000 I sank beneath the square root sign She raised a cube before my eyes 04:50.400 --> 04:52.000 Yet I stayed with "two times two is four" 04:52.360 --> 04:53.920 While she became "two twos are four" 04:54.360 --> 04:57.640 I tried to hold her with brackets tight Yet somehow she slipped from sight 04:58.000 --> 04:59.680 Who knows where she learned that art? 04:59.920 --> 05:01.320 Which school had schooled Her clever heart? 05:01.600 --> 05:02.960 She taught me plus and minus first 05:03.040 --> 05:04.600 Then left like trigonometry Forgotten at its worst 05:05.200 --> 05:08.200 One day I tried multiply and divide Sat beside her, patient, with pride 05:08.440 --> 05:09.840 But caught in the maze Of place value's claim 05:09.920 --> 05:11.240 Nothing I said to her remained 05:11.520 --> 05:13.720 It was such a simple tale, I swore 05:13.960 --> 05:15.840 I explained it gently, nothing more 05:16.040 --> 05:17.880 I said, "Look, nothing's tough!" 05:17.960 --> 05:20.680 Yet I managed to muddle it enough I recited the table of eleven instead 05:20.760 --> 05:23.000 Eleven ones are eleven Eleven twos are twenty-two 05:23.120 --> 05:25.200 Eleven threes are thirty-three Eleven fours are forty-four 05:25.280 --> 05:27.600 I'm ready for eleven fives are fifty-five 05:27.720 --> 05:29.120 Eleven sixes are sixty-six 05:29.200 --> 05:31.000 - Never came alive… - What the actual fuck! 05:31.520 --> 05:32.360 - Go on. - But she stood firm at 05:32.440 --> 05:34.080 Eleven sevens are seventy-seven 05:34.200 --> 05:35.080 Present, ma'am. 05:35.400 --> 05:37.200 She excused herself with Eleven eights are eighty-eight 05:37.640 --> 05:39.680 Called eleven nines are ninety-nine The hand of fate 05:39.920 --> 05:41.920 At eleven tens are one hundred ten She drew the line 05:42.320 --> 05:44.040 Leaving me tangled like Pythagoras… 05:44.200 --> 05:47.040 Can I order the end of this poem on Amazon Minutes? 05:47.120 --> 05:48.800 - Yes. He just keeps going. - It's Flipkart, man! 05:48.880 --> 05:51.720 - Flipkart Minutes! - You got the sponsor wrong. 05:51.800 --> 05:52.960 - Flipkart Minutes. - Did you say Amazon? 05:53.040 --> 05:54.280 - What the… - Sorry, sorry! 05:54.720 --> 05:56.120 - Let me say it again. - Son of a… 05:56.640 --> 05:57.480 - Laugh! - Son of a… 05:58.000 --> 05:59.000 Laugh, asshole! 06:00.080 --> 06:03.240 Can I order the end of this poem of Flipkart Minutes? 06:03.360 --> 06:04.400 Would you like to hear something else? 06:04.480 --> 06:06.400 - No, don't. - No! Please! 06:07.080 --> 06:08.920 - May I recite something else? - No, bro. 06:09.000 --> 06:10.840 - Tell a small poem. Something quick. - Right… 06:10.920 --> 06:12.600 Asshole! Why are you encouraging him again? 06:12.680 --> 06:14.040 - Urging him to go on! - I'm just-- 06:14.480 --> 06:16.240 I'm thinking about the edit, assholes. 06:16.320 --> 06:17.560 Tell us a quick poem. 06:19.080 --> 06:20.160 Say something like… 06:20.240 --> 06:22.920 I look like Alakh Pandey Shut the fuck up, I say! 06:23.480 --> 06:24.520 Something simple like this. 06:25.520 --> 06:26.480 Come on, man. 06:31.000 --> 06:32.080 Something short and sweet. 06:32.760 --> 06:34.480 In praise of their own beauty 06:35.160 --> 06:37.080 - They wore their pride too high - Wow. 06:37.200 --> 06:39.120 And in the neighborhood of the faithless 06:39.480 --> 06:41.840 - They were the most renowned by far - Wow. 06:41.920 --> 06:44.640 When I asked why my heart was slain They had just one reply 06:45.160 --> 06:46.040 "I had no choice" 06:46.400 --> 06:47.280 "I had no choice" 06:47.520 --> 06:48.960 - "I had no choice" - Amazing. 06:49.040 --> 06:50.160 - Nice. - Can I say one too? 06:50.280 --> 06:51.120 Yes. 06:51.880 --> 06:54.840 Twigs on twigs, and twigs on twigs A horse stood high where the branch-top is 06:55.520 --> 06:57.280 - Wow. - I've heard enough of your poetry 06:57.360 --> 06:58.680 Now get lost, you prick! 07:04.240 --> 07:06.040 The poetry didn't land with the comedy audience. 07:06.920 --> 07:07.960 No, that's not true. 07:08.040 --> 07:10.640 That's not it. It would've bombed even with a poetry audience. 07:10.960 --> 07:11.840 Oh, man! 07:11.920 --> 07:13.840 - Forgive me. - What the hell! This guy… 07:14.120 --> 07:16.280 This man cries while judging performances on Indian Idol. 07:18.200 --> 07:20.280 I was all set to cry today as well. 07:20.440 --> 07:21.720 Because his damn poetry just kept going. 07:21.800 --> 07:24.440 His math poetry has me fucking crying today! 07:24.840 --> 07:26.720 Tell us about your "ejaculatio praecox." 07:26.800 --> 07:27.800 - That is-- - What is that? 07:28.000 --> 07:29.440 Premature ejaculation, bro. 07:29.520 --> 07:30.400 That happened to you? 07:31.360 --> 07:33.560 Yes, I have been struggling with it for some time now. 07:34.120 --> 07:35.880 - I just… - This is more interesting, bro. 07:36.240 --> 07:37.200 Is this true? 07:37.280 --> 07:38.320 - Yes. - He has written it here! 07:38.680 --> 07:39.960 How could I have known otherwise? 07:45.440 --> 07:47.120 Tell us more about it. Come on. 07:47.600 --> 07:49.000 - Details. - It just happened. 07:50.880 --> 07:52.320 - I just want to point out-- - Sir, this is-- 07:52.400 --> 07:53.960 This is called a short story. 07:54.040 --> 07:56.720 The thing that ends in no time. That's it. 07:56.800 --> 07:58.960 - Tell us. - That's the best approach for your poems. 08:00.560 --> 08:02.080 No, tell us about your premature ejaculation. 08:02.160 --> 08:04.160 Yes. Tanmay bhai also suffers from it. He can help you. 08:04.400 --> 08:06.480 I've had this problem for a while now. 08:06.560 --> 08:08.320 - Recite! - I have been-- 08:13.600 --> 08:16.720 I've tried every remedy and every concoction, but nothing helps. 08:16.800 --> 08:17.640 Wow! 08:19.920 --> 08:22.160 Have you seen a doctor about this? 08:22.440 --> 08:23.280 No. 08:23.520 --> 08:24.880 So you came here to share it with us? 08:26.360 --> 08:28.600 - What do you think… - He just said, "No." 08:29.080 --> 08:30.440 - Why not? - Do you think 08:30.520 --> 08:32.760 you'll get any sympathy from them? 08:33.080 --> 08:34.200 I don't want their sympathy. 08:36.240 --> 08:38.120 Then why are you telling them about it? 08:38.440 --> 08:39.679 Because they asked. 08:39.960 --> 08:41.919 The question didn't just spawn in our heads. 08:42.000 --> 08:43.600 "Tell us about your premature ejaculation." 08:43.679 --> 08:45.160 - I wrote it. - You've written it here! 08:45.480 --> 08:47.440 You've also written, "I live in depression a lot." 08:47.560 --> 08:49.480 Are you kidding, or are you really depressed? 08:49.560 --> 08:51.080 Brother, sometimes I… 08:51.360 --> 08:53.640 - I mean… - You came to the wrong place, bro. 08:53.920 --> 08:55.200 - You came to the wrong people. - Bro, I'm here 08:55.280 --> 08:56.800 - for you. - Don't expect therapy here. 08:56.920 --> 08:57.760 No, I just-- 08:57.840 --> 08:59.240 This will give you a reason to go to therapy. 09:02.360 --> 09:04.280 Bro, I empathize with you. 09:04.360 --> 09:06.320 I don't want it. I'm just saying-- 09:06.480 --> 09:07.440 Just hear me out. 09:08.040 --> 09:08.960 All I'm saying is… 09:10.720 --> 09:12.000 Come on, just hear me out. 09:12.600 --> 09:13.480 Go to hell! 09:13.920 --> 09:16.240 - There's no-- - Take your empathy and shove it! 09:16.320 --> 09:18.240 - There's no place for kindness anymore. - No, no. 09:18.320 --> 09:20.840 I sometimes feel that I'm depressed. 09:21.080 --> 09:24.680 Then it feels like everything's fine. I don't have any problems. 09:24.760 --> 09:26.080 Then again, I feel like 09:26.160 --> 09:27.720 - nothing is working out. - That's called post-nut clarity. 09:27.800 --> 09:29.480 You get one every 30 seconds. 09:31.240 --> 09:32.120 Wow! 09:33.920 --> 09:37.920 You've written that you want to be a genie. 09:38.040 --> 09:38.880 Yes. 09:39.040 --> 09:40.840 - Why? So that someone rubs your lamp? - No. 09:42.760 --> 09:44.880 His genie comes out after 30 seconds of rubbing. 09:46.240 --> 09:48.000 Why do you want to be a genie? 09:49.640 --> 09:51.000 - So that-- - You can't rub his lamp too hard, 09:51.080 --> 09:52.040 or he'll leave. 09:53.720 --> 09:54.720 Rubbing too hard. 09:54.800 --> 09:56.800 He's the first genie to have a wish of his own! 09:57.400 --> 09:59.840 - "Cure my premature ejaculation." - Exactly. 10:01.600 --> 10:02.960 Don't rub it too hard, bro. 10:03.240 --> 10:04.480 I can't handle it. 10:06.320 --> 10:07.960 Why do you want to be a genie? 10:08.520 --> 10:10.280 So that I can heal my premature ejaculation. 10:11.440 --> 10:12.840 Then go see a doctor. 10:13.440 --> 10:14.960 Why do you want to be a genie? 10:17.000 --> 10:19.520 Actually, it's my fault. I brought the show back. 10:23.880 --> 10:26.480 If you had a genie to grant you three wishes, 10:26.560 --> 10:27.800 your first would be to cure your condition. 10:27.880 --> 10:28.760 What would your second wish be? 10:29.200 --> 10:33.080 I'd wish for a music producer to produce the songs I want to make. 10:34.280 --> 10:37.040 So you want to cure your premature ejaculation 10:37.520 --> 10:38.840 and then see a music producer? 10:39.720 --> 10:40.600 To make songs. 10:40.800 --> 10:43.360 Just ask him. Vishal bhai, give him a song. 10:44.000 --> 10:45.320 I can't do that now. 10:45.720 --> 10:47.720 I can't look him in the eye now. 10:47.800 --> 10:49.160 Vishal and Shaker. 10:56.600 --> 10:59.160 This act began with a poem. Does anyone remember? 11:01.000 --> 11:02.960 - Imagine! - Is there a doctor here? 11:04.200 --> 11:06.200 - Any doctors in the audience? - What do you think of your audience? 11:06.280 --> 11:08.080 - Oh, there's actually one! - There's one. 11:08.160 --> 11:10.120 - Right in the front row. - Come on up, brother. 11:10.600 --> 11:11.440 Doctor. 11:14.000 --> 11:15.880 - Yeah! - Come on, we'll treat you. 11:15.960 --> 11:16.840 Okay? 11:16.960 --> 11:18.800 Wait a second. What kind of doctor are you? 11:18.880 --> 11:20.680 An orthopedist is of no use in this case. 11:21.120 --> 11:22.760 - A doctor should know everything. - Hello, hello. 11:23.080 --> 11:24.080 - Sir… - Doctor, come here. 11:25.200 --> 11:27.120 - Sir, basically, I am-- - It's him. He's the patient. 11:28.240 --> 11:29.480 He will need treatment later. 11:30.280 --> 11:31.640 Bring a chair for the doctor. 11:34.120 --> 11:35.520 Doctor, please sit. 11:37.320 --> 11:38.160 Yes. 11:38.600 --> 11:40.080 A patient doesn't get so close. 11:40.800 --> 11:42.000 Step back, Mr. Patient. 11:42.480 --> 11:45.040 Doctor, you have a customer here to see you. 11:46.200 --> 11:47.880 - Please send him in. - Patient! 11:47.960 --> 11:49.280 - Oh, patient. Sorry. - Patient, man. 11:49.360 --> 11:50.640 Let's try again. Sorry. 11:50.720 --> 11:51.720 I was from the paper leak batch. 11:56.440 --> 11:57.960 Wait outside. You're the patient. 11:58.760 --> 12:01.160 Doctor, there is a patient waiting outside. 12:01.320 --> 12:03.120 - Yes, please send him inside. - Okay. 12:05.160 --> 12:06.040 Come inside. 12:06.320 --> 12:07.480 But not like that. 12:13.080 --> 12:14.000 Ask the question. 12:14.560 --> 12:16.160 - What's wrong? - Who is the doctor here, me or you? 12:16.560 --> 12:17.880 Imagine this is your training. 12:18.120 --> 12:20.520 - You haven't done anything yet, right? - No, I'm done with my internship. 12:20.600 --> 12:21.440 - Okay. - You're done as well? 12:21.520 --> 12:22.680 - No, internship. - So-- 12:22.880 --> 12:24.280 - Internship. - He's done with his internship! 12:27.800 --> 12:29.160 - Come on, Ankit! - Doctor. 12:29.600 --> 12:32.160 Genuinely, imagine this is your training session. 12:32.240 --> 12:33.960 He actually has premature ejaculation. 12:34.200 --> 12:35.080 Solve his problem. 12:35.960 --> 12:37.520 - So you-- - Easy, brother! 12:37.760 --> 12:38.840 Sorry. 12:40.040 --> 12:42.160 Have you undergone any checkups or tests? 12:42.240 --> 12:44.040 The problem is hard to miss, you know? 12:44.120 --> 12:45.480 - But-- - Where should I go to get it checked? 12:45.560 --> 12:48.480 Once you get it checked, you'll know, based on your anatomy, 12:48.680 --> 12:50.320 what the issue is with your organ, 12:50.600 --> 12:53.680 especially where sperm matures. 12:53.920 --> 12:56.920 And the path or route of ejaculation-- 12:57.000 --> 12:58.840 Sir, I'll have finished three times by then. 13:02.680 --> 13:03.880 I'm begging you. 13:05.360 --> 13:06.600 Let it be. 13:08.040 --> 13:09.200 Let me go, sir. 13:13.200 --> 13:14.480 Not working. 13:14.560 --> 13:16.560 - Hey! - It worked! 13:17.120 --> 13:18.040 It worked. 13:22.600 --> 13:24.560 Premature ejaculation on stage! 13:25.520 --> 13:27.680 A huge round of applause for Ankit Sharma. 13:28.200 --> 13:29.080 Thank you. 13:31.200 --> 13:33.240 I give you nine out of ten, bro. 13:34.120 --> 13:35.040 Thank you, sir. 13:36.440 --> 13:40.880 Ankit, your act was fine, but you were on fire. 13:41.680 --> 13:42.560 Eight out of ten. 13:43.360 --> 13:45.440 - Thank you, sir. - Seriously. That's a lot. 13:46.160 --> 13:47.280 I gave you nine. 13:48.080 --> 13:50.480 Okay, me too. I give you nine as well, sir. 13:50.560 --> 13:52.120 - Thank you, sir. - It was fun. I want you to win. 13:52.520 --> 13:54.760 I gave you eight. Eight. 13:55.400 --> 13:58.320 That makes your average 8.5. 13:58.960 --> 13:59.960 Oh, Doctor! 14:01.160 --> 14:03.640 - Nine! No! - Oh, no! 14:03.960 --> 14:05.080 Shit! 14:05.320 --> 14:07.000 You always miss by this much. 14:07.480 --> 14:09.040 Oh, man! 14:09.920 --> 14:12.040 - Thank you so much for joining, Ankit. - Thank you. 14:18.440 --> 14:20.360 He's whispering to him that he has the same problem. 14:23.960 --> 14:26.280 - And… 30 seconds. - Ankit bhai, genuinely. 14:26.360 --> 14:28.360 - Yeah! - What you shared with us today, 14:28.440 --> 14:29.920 I don't know if it is true or not. Is it true? 14:30.000 --> 14:30.840 - Yes. - It's true? 14:30.920 --> 14:32.440 It takes a lot of guts to talk about it. 14:32.520 --> 14:33.720 - And make people laugh with it. - Yes, sir! 14:33.800 --> 14:34.880 Huge respect, man! 14:35.680 --> 14:36.560 I respect you. 14:40.960 --> 14:42.520 I just have a request for you. 14:43.240 --> 14:45.200 Can I please hug you? 14:45.280 --> 14:46.600 Of course, my brother! 14:49.240 --> 14:51.040 Why do I feel something wet down there? 14:54.960 --> 14:58.040 Make some noise for the next act, Vishal Pathak! 15:04.040 --> 15:06.160 I think Vishal's gonna crush it! 15:06.240 --> 15:08.600 - Look at the attitude! - Oh, boy! 15:15.640 --> 15:16.960 The only Vishal here with hair. 15:41.760 --> 15:43.800 What's up with the soft music? 15:49.720 --> 15:52.120 - Come on, come on! - Yeah! Come on! 15:54.120 --> 15:55.000 Hey! 16:05.840 --> 16:06.760 Come on, brother! 16:19.640 --> 16:21.360 Unbelievable! Come on! 16:22.640 --> 16:24.040 - Good one! - Come on! 16:32.520 --> 16:34.200 - Incredible! - Fucking brilliant! 16:34.280 --> 16:35.840 Vishal, well done, man. 16:35.920 --> 16:37.200 Thank you so much, sir. 16:37.480 --> 16:39.440 We really wanted a talented Vishal here. 16:39.520 --> 16:41.080 - Yes! - Congratulations to you. 16:51.680 --> 16:53.040 That's excellent, Vishal Pathak ji. 16:53.160 --> 16:54.560 Where are you from? 16:55.280 --> 16:57.880 Delhi. From Shahdara, the land of goons. 16:58.080 --> 17:00.040 The land of goons! Wow! 17:00.320 --> 17:01.760 Shahdara? 17:01.840 --> 17:03.200 Vishal ji, what do you do? 17:03.480 --> 17:05.920 I create content, and it blows up too. 17:06.599 --> 17:09.079 - A full-time content-- - One of my videos hit 32 million views. 17:10.119 --> 17:13.280 And with that, I gained 74 thousand followers. 17:13.359 --> 17:15.200 You sit here. Yashraj will handle the skipping. 17:23.160 --> 17:26.040 To be honest, Samay bhai, you're very handsome. 17:26.119 --> 17:27.040 In person. 17:28.720 --> 17:30.960 You look bigger in videos. 17:32.080 --> 17:33.320 Total stud! 17:34.960 --> 17:35.840 You know… 17:38.840 --> 17:39.720 Too good. 17:39.840 --> 17:41.800 Do you have any advice for Tanmay Bhat? 17:41.880 --> 17:43.320 He's trying to get in shape too. 17:43.760 --> 17:46.480 No, he's already changed so much. He's in great shape now. 17:46.560 --> 17:47.520 Thank you, man. 17:47.760 --> 17:48.720 Thank you. 17:49.320 --> 17:50.880 Do you know the guy sitting over there? 17:51.000 --> 17:53.000 I swear, I don't know who he is. 18:02.640 --> 18:04.720 - Sorry, but I looked-- - That's alright, man. 18:04.800 --> 18:05.880 - It's okay. - I looked you up. 18:05.960 --> 18:08.440 - Yeah, just listen to all my songs. - I'll listen to all your songs. 18:08.520 --> 18:11.120 - Thank you, brother. - Don't worry. We skip his songs too. 18:13.240 --> 18:16.320 It says here that the hardest skill in the world is making money. 18:16.640 --> 18:18.760 It's a jump rope skill called "Money Maker." 18:18.840 --> 18:21.000 The skill is called "Money Maker." It's not about making money. 18:21.680 --> 18:24.520 You've got it wrong. It's called the "Money Maker." 18:24.600 --> 18:27.640 Oh! So, there's a skill called "Money Maker." 18:27.720 --> 18:28.640 - What is that? - I… 18:28.720 --> 18:32.280 I'm the only one in the world who has mastered that skill. 18:32.360 --> 18:33.760 - What is that skill? Could you show us? - Money Maker. 18:33.840 --> 18:34.960 - Money Maker. - Yes. Let me try. 18:35.040 --> 18:37.000 - I've got the Money Maker skill too. - Yeah. 18:37.080 --> 18:38.680 On Flipkart Minutes… 18:39.800 --> 18:41.560 you can get Avvatar Protein delivered 18:42.080 --> 18:43.240 within 12 minutes. 18:44.760 --> 18:46.520 - Incredible. - Money has been made. 18:47.560 --> 18:49.200 - Now show us what you got. - Okay. 18:49.960 --> 18:50.840 Let me try. 18:52.280 --> 18:55.880 So, you're the only person in the world who can do what you're about to do? 18:55.960 --> 18:57.280 - Yeah. - Come on, brother. 18:57.800 --> 18:59.000 Money Maker skill. 19:02.040 --> 19:04.160 Okay, I get it! I get it! 19:04.240 --> 19:05.600 - One more time? - But, brother, 19:05.680 --> 19:07.320 - be careful. - Brother, don't try it again. 19:09.720 --> 19:11.960 - Avvatar Protein! Let's go! - Yeah! 19:13.760 --> 19:16.200 If you still flop, this will be edited out. Don't worry. 19:16.960 --> 19:18.800 Don't screw this up now, bro. 19:19.400 --> 19:21.200 Why are you making him do it again? 19:21.280 --> 19:24.120 - Don't screw this up. My money-- - Vishal! Vishal! 19:24.200 --> 19:27.760 - Vishal! Vishal! Vishal! - Vishal! Vishal! Vishal! 19:27.840 --> 19:30.200 Vishal! Vishal! Vishal! 19:35.040 --> 19:36.360 Let's go! 19:38.400 --> 19:39.920 Avvatar Protein! 19:46.680 --> 19:50.280 This is all thanks to Avvatar Protein. 19:51.600 --> 19:52.640 Sellout! 19:53.720 --> 19:54.560 Thank you. 19:55.040 --> 19:56.600 Truly a money-making skill. 19:57.720 --> 19:58.720 Wow! Incredible! 19:58.800 --> 20:01.680 Thank you so much for supporting me. That was fun. 20:01.760 --> 20:02.760 - Same to you. - Thank you. 20:02.840 --> 20:04.600 - Same to you. - Yes. 20:06.840 --> 20:08.400 That was fucking amazing. 20:09.080 --> 20:12.400 So, Vishal ji, don't you think your name is a joke on you? 20:19.120 --> 20:20.800 I used to think that when I was younger. 20:21.840 --> 20:22.800 And literally… 20:23.600 --> 20:25.720 I used to get so mad when people said, 20:25.800 --> 20:28.240 "Your name's Vishal, but you're anything but tall." 20:28.320 --> 20:29.440 "Your name doesn't fit you." 20:30.360 --> 20:33.120 But now, I've got the skills and the medals to prove it. 20:33.200 --> 20:34.760 Today, I finally stand tall. 20:34.840 --> 20:36.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 20:39.000 --> 20:41.000 Can no one else in the world do what you did? 20:41.120 --> 20:44.240 The actual Money Maker is even more difficult. 20:44.320 --> 20:46.120 It's when I land on one arm. 20:47.000 --> 20:50.720 Just imagine supporting your entire body weight on one arm. 20:51.080 --> 20:53.680 I mean, you could even die. 20:53.760 --> 20:54.800 Oh, man! 20:55.080 --> 20:56.560 - Do you want to try it? - No, no. 20:56.640 --> 20:57.920 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 20:58.600 --> 20:59.440 I… 20:59.520 --> 21:02.080 Not even Avvatar can save me this time. 21:04.240 --> 21:05.720 But tell me something. It says here that 21:05.800 --> 21:09.280 you've never been beaten up, but you've always 21:09.360 --> 21:11.160 - beaten up other people. - I have. 21:11.240 --> 21:13.520 - Is that true? You never got beaten up? - I swear. 21:13.600 --> 21:15.880 I swear, I have only beaten up other people. 21:15.960 --> 21:17.920 Tell me, do you fight with kids? 21:18.000 --> 21:18.880 No. 21:18.960 --> 21:21.320 Who the fuck are you beating up then? The boys from Shahdara? 21:21.400 --> 21:24.880 I'll tell you. I switched from a government school to a private school. 21:24.960 --> 21:27.440 - In the fourth grade. - Yeah, well, you can thrash them. 21:27.520 --> 21:30.200 Yeah. So, there was this one student 21:30.280 --> 21:33.040 at the private school who was six feet tall, and everyone called him "Baapu." 21:33.120 --> 21:34.400 He was dangerous. 21:34.640 --> 21:36.760 But I was from a government school. 21:37.080 --> 21:38.920 He kept mocking me, calling me short and all that. 21:39.000 --> 21:41.840 I climbed onto the desk and smacked the shit out of him. 21:41.920 --> 21:43.760 - So he-- Yeah! - Climbed onto the desk and smacked 21:43.840 --> 21:44.680 the shit out of him! 21:44.760 --> 21:46.240 The next day, his father came to school. 21:46.320 --> 21:48.920 - You slapped Baapu… - Yes. 21:49.000 --> 21:51.440 but he didn't offer you the other cheek? 21:57.760 --> 21:59.640 No, he was scared shitless just from that. 22:01.160 --> 22:02.080 And what happened next? 22:02.160 --> 22:03.880 The next day, he brought his dad to school. 22:03.960 --> 22:05.640 - Baapu brought his baapu to school?! - Baapu's baapu. 22:05.720 --> 22:07.600 He said, "You wuss, he beat you up?" 22:08.480 --> 22:09.800 - "Unbelievable." - And then? 22:09.880 --> 22:11.120 He took his kid and left. 22:12.040 --> 22:13.360 - Didn't he thrash you? - No. 22:13.440 --> 22:15.760 Even the teachers said, "Oh, he won't hit you. Come, sit." 22:16.080 --> 22:17.640 I've roughed up my fair share. 22:18.240 --> 22:20.960 Do you know that violence and hurting people is wrong? 22:21.040 --> 22:24.560 People will take inspiration from you and follow your example. Is that right? 22:24.640 --> 22:26.520 Do you think it's right to bully others? 22:26.600 --> 22:27.560 I was bullied. 22:35.240 --> 22:38.200 Let's go! 22:38.280 --> 22:39.520 - Hey, Vishal! - Let's go! 22:39.600 --> 22:40.680 Oh, man! 22:43.200 --> 22:44.720 Vishal ji, here it says… 22:45.520 --> 22:49.560 you had a breakup because she cheated on you. 22:50.720 --> 22:53.120 Actually, it was only after I became famous 22:53.720 --> 22:56.680 that I started dating. I built a nice connection. 22:56.760 --> 22:58.240 The relationship went on for three years. 22:58.520 --> 23:02.120 But then my social media reach began to decline. 23:02.360 --> 23:06.360 So I told her I needed some time to work on it and asked for six months. 23:06.720 --> 23:09.800 I said I needed to open my studio, and then I'd get back together with her. 23:10.000 --> 23:12.680 But during that time, she started seeing a teacher 23:12.760 --> 23:14.040 who was ten years older than her. 23:15.760 --> 23:19.480 While your reach was dropping, her engagement happened. 23:19.960 --> 23:21.600 - Shit, man. - Yeah, so… 23:21.680 --> 23:23.640 Which teacher was it? 23:23.800 --> 23:25.280 Her dance teacher. 23:25.360 --> 23:26.600 - Oh! - Yeah… 23:26.680 --> 23:28.880 Is that why you learned the skill of skipping? 23:30.000 --> 23:33.840 Ever since then, I've been a little depressed. 23:33.920 --> 23:35.000 Oh, shit, man! 23:35.080 --> 23:38.360 But once you're on Latent, your reach will go through the roof. 23:40.000 --> 23:41.480 So, would you like to say something to her? 23:46.760 --> 23:47.960 I'm sure she's already doing that. 23:50.640 --> 23:51.560 That hurt. 23:51.640 --> 23:52.520 Hurt, didn't it? 23:53.320 --> 23:56.520 Ever heard of the Fuckawi tribe in Africa? 23:56.600 --> 23:57.520 - No. - No? 23:58.320 --> 24:00.440 - They're small. Really short. - Oh, okay. 24:00.520 --> 24:01.880 - And they-- - And they live in a region 24:01.960 --> 24:03.280 covered in tall grass. 24:03.360 --> 24:07.640 So they're always skipping around, yelling, "Where the fuck are we?" 24:07.720 --> 24:09.480 - They do that. - Incredible, man. 24:09.560 --> 24:11.680 - Shit, I'm so bad, man! - Good one, man. 24:11.760 --> 24:12.680 Good one. 24:13.000 --> 24:14.880 - Incredible. - Thank God, man. 24:14.960 --> 24:17.040 - Just stick to the slap. - Shit! 24:17.440 --> 24:20.400 I'll come to Shahdara and tell this joke. Those fuckers will get it. 24:21.480 --> 24:23.000 Keep trying, sir. You'll get there. 24:31.560 --> 24:34.080 Excellent, Vishal Pathak. All the best to you, brother. 24:34.160 --> 24:35.760 Time to score Vishal Pathak. 24:36.040 --> 24:39.440 There's no question about it. It's a ten out of ten from me, brother. 24:39.520 --> 24:40.720 Thank you so much. 24:40.800 --> 24:42.720 - Ten on ten. - Thank you so much. 24:42.800 --> 24:43.680 Ten. 24:44.280 --> 24:47.840 Vishal bhai, judging by your confidence, I think you've given yourself a ten too. 24:47.920 --> 24:48.760 So… 24:48.840 --> 24:49.800 - Come on! - Ten on ten. 24:49.880 --> 24:50.840 - Ten on ten. - Thank you. 24:50.920 --> 24:51.800 Go for it. 24:51.880 --> 24:53.960 - Ten on ten from me as well. - Ten on ten, brother. 24:54.640 --> 24:56.760 - Ten on ten, brother. - To calculate the average, 24:56.840 --> 24:58.080 should we call that teacher? 25:02.040 --> 25:04.760 Come on, let's not ruin the moment. 25:11.240 --> 25:14.000 The vibe is unreal! 25:16.840 --> 25:18.880 Thank you so much, everyone! 25:23.600 --> 25:25.800 That's crazy, bro! 25:28.120 --> 25:29.200 Well done, man! 25:29.880 --> 25:30.840 Too good. 25:32.320 --> 25:34.760 Superb, man! Congratulations, brother. 25:35.400 --> 25:39.520 You win the ticket-sale proceeds worth 1,00,000 rupees! 25:42.280 --> 25:44.040 Thank you so much. Thank you. 25:44.120 --> 25:45.920 So, what are you gonna do with the prize money? 25:47.320 --> 25:49.880 - I'll buy myself a phone. - Why do you wanna buy a phone? 25:49.960 --> 25:53.440 You're taking home a free Ai+ phone! 25:53.520 --> 25:54.680 Let's go! 25:56.080 --> 25:58.160 The vibe is unreal! 25:59.600 --> 26:01.560 Hey, what's wrong? Why are you crying? 26:05.800 --> 26:06.880 Feeling emotional? 26:08.400 --> 26:11.240 I've had some really tough times. 26:11.560 --> 26:13.200 - Oh, man! - You're tougher, man! 26:13.280 --> 26:15.240 - You're tougher, brother! - You're incredible! 26:27.600 --> 26:29.160 Just don't smack me, okay? 26:31.320 --> 26:32.920 - Thank you so much. - Come on, make some noise for him! 26:33.000 --> 26:34.640 - Thank you. - Yeah! 26:36.080 --> 26:37.080 What a guy! 26:38.560 --> 26:39.560 God's plan. 26:43.520 --> 26:44.400 Thank you. 26:46.000 --> 26:46.920 So sweet! 26:51.040 --> 26:52.120 - Love you. - Cheers! 26:53.360 --> 26:54.760 You share everything. 26:59.240 --> 27:00.080 So… 27:04.320 --> 27:07.360 So, here's a brand new Ai+ phone for him. 27:07.440 --> 27:09.120 - Oh, my God. - Ai+ Nova 2 Pro. 27:09.200 --> 27:10.280 - Yeah! - Thank you. 27:10.360 --> 27:13.080 It comes with a 7100 processor. 27:13.400 --> 27:15.560 The best chipset in this segment. 27:15.640 --> 27:18.160 It has customizable back-panel lighting. 27:18.240 --> 27:21.200 It comes in red, blue, and other-- Sorry, man. 27:22.040 --> 27:24.880 It's got a 48MP Sony camera. 27:26.080 --> 27:28.520 - Alright? Enjoy, man. - Thank you. 27:30.000 --> 27:30.960 Congrats. 27:31.040 --> 27:33.040 - It's not for me, it's-- - You give it to me. 27:33.120 --> 27:34.040 Okay. 27:38.360 --> 27:41.720 Apart from this, you have a chance to win another 50,000 rupees. 27:41.800 --> 27:44.480 For that, you need to answer a Wild Stone question correctly. 27:44.600 --> 27:45.880 - Okay. - Are you ready for it? 27:45.960 --> 27:47.280 - Yes. - Alright. 27:47.400 --> 27:48.400 So, Vishal bhai, 27:48.760 --> 27:52.440 Wild Stone comes in four flavors-- I mean, fragrances. 27:53.320 --> 27:54.200 Okay? 27:54.720 --> 27:58.000 Hero, Edge, King, and Forest Spice. 27:58.320 --> 27:59.880 You have to choose one of them. 28:00.320 --> 28:02.480 Tell me, which one do you choose? Don't say it out loud. 28:03.920 --> 28:07.440 Alright. If you happen to pick the same fragrance 28:07.520 --> 28:11.320 as Vishal ji from these… 28:11.400 --> 28:13.000 - What are the names? - four amazing fragrances, 28:13.080 --> 28:16.560 you will win an additional 50,000 rupees from Wild Stone. 28:16.640 --> 28:17.520 Alright? 28:17.640 --> 28:19.800 - Come on, buddy! - So, your options are… 28:20.240 --> 28:21.120 Hero, 28:21.840 --> 28:22.680 Edge, 28:23.040 --> 28:24.440 Forest Spice, 28:25.160 --> 28:26.480 or King. 28:31.360 --> 28:32.200 Fourth. 28:33.040 --> 28:34.200 - King. - King? 28:34.280 --> 28:35.840 - King. - Are you sure? 28:35.920 --> 28:36.760 Yeah, sure. 28:37.080 --> 28:39.200 - Should we lock it? - I feel like a king today anyway. 28:39.720 --> 28:41.880 That's the right answer! 28:41.960 --> 28:43.800 - Yes! - Let's go! 28:47.240 --> 28:49.120 - Thank you so much. - Let's go! 28:49.200 --> 28:52.160 Another 50,000 rupees from Wild Stone! 28:53.920 --> 28:56.040 The vibe is unreal! 28:58.280 --> 29:01.000 Make some noise for the next act, Sakshi Jha! 29:03.720 --> 29:05.320 Hello, women and their creatures. 29:05.400 --> 29:07.960 My name is Sakshi, and I am a man-hater. 29:08.240 --> 29:10.120 - You know-- - Why did you give the paper to him? 29:11.760 --> 29:12.600 Sorry. 29:14.000 --> 29:15.840 I know why men hate me. 29:16.200 --> 29:17.320 So, I'm a man-hater. 29:17.440 --> 29:20.320 Basically, I get a kick out of wrecking men's egos. 29:20.600 --> 29:23.600 My friends always say, "Sakshi, you're very lame." 29:23.920 --> 29:24.960 Well, alright, I am. 29:25.040 --> 29:27.760 I feel like I'll never be a great man, 29:28.160 --> 29:31.080 no matter how hard I try. Because I'm a woman. 29:31.840 --> 29:34.560 And being a woman in this generation is traumatizing. 29:34.640 --> 29:35.560 I'm telling you. 29:35.640 --> 29:39.240 The men these days-- I'm telling you, I don't hate any castes. 29:39.320 --> 29:41.440 I don't care about class or status. 29:41.520 --> 29:43.400 But I genuinely hate men. 29:43.480 --> 29:47.280 What good are they? Just looking at a man grosses me out. 29:47.360 --> 29:48.280 Next to me-- 29:48.760 --> 29:50.160 I simply don't want a man around. 29:50.440 --> 29:52.560 Then I wonder, what do men even know? 29:52.720 --> 29:54.840 They either finish themselves off 29:55.000 --> 29:57.240 or finish in a few minutes. 29:57.320 --> 29:59.080 That's it. That's all they're capable of. 29:59.160 --> 30:01.200 And then they brag about being men. 30:01.280 --> 30:03.200 Did you come out of your father's womb? 30:03.560 --> 30:05.960 Did you? A woman gave birth to you. 30:06.040 --> 30:08.080 That's my time. Thank you so much. 30:08.400 --> 30:09.760 Sakshi Jha. 30:10.320 --> 30:12.200 Shall I continue? I've got more material. 30:12.360 --> 30:15.520 - You can. You have 30 seconds left. - What exactly-- I'm sorry. 30:15.600 --> 30:17.600 - Wait, we'll come to it. - Yes. Finish it. 30:17.680 --> 30:18.920 Don't mansplain to her. 30:19.000 --> 30:20.120 - No, no. - Look! 30:20.200 --> 30:21.560 I was just asking something. 30:21.640 --> 30:22.520 Look. 30:22.760 --> 30:23.640 Hear me out. 30:23.960 --> 30:25.920 A chameleon changes its colors to suit the situation. 30:26.000 --> 30:29.040 But men? Men lose it as soon as they see a woman. 30:29.120 --> 30:30.320 "Oh, my God! A woman!" 30:30.680 --> 30:32.760 Men can change within seconds. 30:32.920 --> 30:35.840 One day they're like, "I love you." 30:35.960 --> 30:38.600 The next day, they're telling another woman, "I love you, babe." 30:39.240 --> 30:41.760 So, this is what it is. Thank you so much. 30:43.160 --> 30:44.720 Who hurt you, Sakshi? 30:44.840 --> 30:46.800 - Mens! The men-- - "Mens"? 30:48.080 --> 30:50.000 "Mens." Friends! 30:50.080 --> 30:52.080 This is where I'd give a shout-out to Teach For India. 31:00.440 --> 31:03.160 Please educate the girl child. 31:03.560 --> 31:04.560 You should. 31:04.640 --> 31:06.600 That's why Gen Z women are smarter. 31:06.680 --> 31:07.560 "Mens." 31:10.080 --> 31:11.840 So, Sakshi, why do you hate "mens"? 31:13.720 --> 31:14.720 Think about it. 31:14.800 --> 31:17.240 Look at men these days. What's good about them? 31:17.320 --> 31:19.160 - Why are you pointing at them? - I'm just saying. 31:19.240 --> 31:21.640 - They were just clapping for you. - Thank you so much, you all. 31:21.720 --> 31:23.880 - But-- - You just compared men to chameleons. 31:28.080 --> 31:30.000 They are, though. That's the problem. 31:30.080 --> 31:31.440 But do you really hate men so much? 31:31.520 --> 31:32.360 So much! 31:33.120 --> 31:34.360 I mean, I would keep a distance. 31:34.440 --> 31:35.560 - Okay-- - There's one behind you. 31:35.640 --> 31:36.600 Oh, sorry! 31:39.080 --> 31:40.640 Did you have a really bad experience? 31:40.720 --> 31:42.200 Yes, definitely. 31:42.280 --> 31:43.920 I have generational trauma from men. 31:44.000 --> 31:46.080 How do you feel looking at our panel today? 31:46.880 --> 31:49.080 I genuinely get the ick seeing all the mens here. 31:49.400 --> 31:52.560 If you're a man-hater, how does your dad feel about this? 31:52.720 --> 31:55.240 I genuinely hate him. And I told him, you know… 31:55.920 --> 31:57.520 Why so mean? He's your father. 31:57.600 --> 32:00.560 I mean, he's my father. But he's still a men. 32:01.000 --> 32:02.440 - He's a "men." - But you-- 32:02.520 --> 32:03.440 He is a "men." 32:03.520 --> 32:05.240 - He is indeed a "men." - It is what it is. 32:05.320 --> 32:07.320 - Sure, you're right. - How was your grandfather? 32:07.800 --> 32:09.000 He is also the same. 32:09.080 --> 32:11.960 "Women can't do anything. Go back to the kitchen." 32:12.040 --> 32:12.880 I mean… 32:12.960 --> 32:15.840 That's his prejudice. I understand why you don't like that. 32:15.960 --> 32:17.320 Oh, he hates me, personally. 32:17.960 --> 32:20.320 - That I understand. I understand. - Because in my home-- 32:20.400 --> 32:22.040 We are learning. 32:22.120 --> 32:23.320 That I understand. 32:23.400 --> 32:25.320 Because I don't like his grandson. 32:26.160 --> 32:27.960 - His grandson? - My brother. 32:28.360 --> 32:30.520 - You have a brother too? - Yes. He was a mistake. 32:31.720 --> 32:32.560 Who was born first? 32:32.640 --> 32:34.040 He has three older sisters, including me. 32:34.200 --> 32:35.760 Then he surely wasn't a mistake. 32:36.760 --> 32:38.800 That was all his effort, I know! 32:40.360 --> 32:42.480 Sakshi, what do you think of me? 32:42.560 --> 32:43.800 I like you. 32:44.040 --> 32:45.600 You're very fair, you know? 32:46.000 --> 32:46.920 I'm fair? 32:47.000 --> 32:49.000 - Yeah. - That's your reason?! 32:49.600 --> 32:52.000 - That's the reason you're giving? - Racist man-hater. 32:52.080 --> 32:53.800 - Yeah. - Very rare. 32:54.760 --> 32:56.000 - Chameleon. - Oh, man! 32:56.080 --> 32:58.920 You've written here that your goal is to get drunk and beat up your husband. 32:59.000 --> 33:01.160 Oh, I really want to! 33:01.280 --> 33:03.360 Take the belt and say, "You're in for it today!" 33:03.440 --> 33:04.760 - I really want to. - "You're in for it today"? 33:04.840 --> 33:06.000 What do you mean by "You're in for it today"? 33:06.080 --> 33:08.800 Why don't you just get into a healthy relationship? 33:10.600 --> 33:11.760 - Why whip anyone with a belt? - I… 33:11.840 --> 33:15.040 I have a fantasy of becoming a walking red flag. 33:15.480 --> 33:17.720 It says here that you got cheated on. 33:18.200 --> 33:19.040 I mean… 33:20.200 --> 33:21.520 why would anyone cheat on you? 33:21.600 --> 33:23.720 Maybe because I'm a man-hater. 33:24.600 --> 33:26.800 How did you find out he was cheating? 33:26.880 --> 33:28.600 I saw some chats. 33:28.680 --> 33:30.440 - And then-- - He was happy for a day. 33:34.360 --> 33:35.880 True, true, true. 33:37.920 --> 33:41.080 But you know, they say you don't fight hate with hate. 33:41.160 --> 33:43.080 You fight hate with love. 33:43.160 --> 33:45.360 Sure. So, should I say that I love everyone? 33:45.440 --> 33:47.160 - I mean… - I just can't. What can I do? 33:47.760 --> 33:49.480 Actually, I can if I find a good man. 33:49.880 --> 33:51.320 - What do you mean by "good man"? - A good man! 33:51.800 --> 33:55.040 A good man is one who is his wife's devoted servant. 33:55.120 --> 33:56.320 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 33:56.800 --> 33:58.960 - Someone you can whip with a belt? - Yes. 33:59.560 --> 34:01.120 Role reversal, you know. 34:01.600 --> 34:03.200 - That's wonderful. - There should be some change. 34:03.280 --> 34:05.000 I'm Gen Z. I've got to do things differently. 34:05.960 --> 34:07.480 - "Zen Z." - "Zen Z." 34:07.560 --> 34:09.120 - "Zen Z!" - "I'm Zen Z!" 34:09.760 --> 34:10.800 "I hate mens." 34:11.639 --> 34:14.800 Her English teacher was a man, so she never attended his classes. 34:19.960 --> 34:22.719 What do you mean by, "I make Bhojpuri reels, and my account owes its success 34:22.800 --> 34:25.199 - to Biharis"? - I'm famous because I make Bhojpuri reels. 34:25.280 --> 34:26.239 - Content. - You're famous? 34:26.320 --> 34:27.360 Yeah, somewhat. 34:27.440 --> 34:28.760 What type of Bhojpuri reels do you make? 34:28.840 --> 34:30.960 Random stuff. I represent my culture. 34:31.040 --> 34:32.000 The fact that I'm from Bihar. 34:32.080 --> 34:35.280 But you've also written here that-- Where did it go? 34:36.159 --> 34:39.600 "I make Bhojpuri reels, and my account owes its success to Biharis. 34:39.679 --> 34:42.400 Yet here I am, dissing them." 34:42.480 --> 34:44.440 Because I was going to make jokes about Biharis. 34:44.520 --> 34:46.000 - But I was-- - Why? They're so smart. 34:46.080 --> 34:47.480 They're intelligent. They become IAS officers. 34:47.560 --> 34:49.520 - They clear the UPSC. - Sure, they do everything. 34:50.400 --> 34:51.800 But the men there aren't nice. 34:52.360 --> 34:54.120 Do you know Gautama Buddha was from Bihar too? 34:54.199 --> 34:55.040 Who? 34:55.120 --> 34:56.239 - Who?! - Who?! 34:56.320 --> 34:58.560 - Sorry, sorry. - Friends, this is Teach For India. 34:58.640 --> 34:59.640 Sorry, sorry. 35:03.000 --> 35:03.920 Please! 35:04.000 --> 35:05.480 - Please contribute. - Please educate India. 35:06.000 --> 35:07.840 Please. Teach India. 35:10.320 --> 35:11.520 "Gautama Buddha? Who?" 35:11.600 --> 35:13.560 Actually, Gautama Buddha is asking this question himself. 35:16.480 --> 35:17.800 So, Sakshi Jha… 35:18.360 --> 35:22.960 don't you know all "mens" come out of women? 35:23.040 --> 35:24.720 - Of course. - So, women give birth 35:24.800 --> 35:26.040 to these "mens" that you hate. 35:26.120 --> 35:27.960 - The root of the problem. - So, it's men… 35:31.040 --> 35:32.520 Definitely the root cause. 35:32.640 --> 35:34.520 Tanmay bhai, you're unusually quiet today. 35:34.600 --> 35:35.880 He's still processing everything. 35:36.240 --> 35:39.080 Can you order blades on Flipkart Minutes? 35:39.560 --> 35:40.720 I want blades. 35:40.800 --> 35:41.800 You'll get it. 35:42.360 --> 35:44.280 Can we get two blades in 12 minutes? 35:45.040 --> 35:47.040 Flipkart Minutes will actually deliver it. 35:47.120 --> 35:48.760 Order it right fucking now! 35:48.840 --> 35:51.840 - Order blades from Flipkart Minutes. - You get everything there. 35:52.800 --> 35:54.240 You used to be a teacher in school? 35:54.320 --> 35:56.520 I still am. I'm a teacher. I just took the day off today. 35:56.600 --> 35:58.280 - I teach students. - What do you teach them? 35:58.360 --> 36:00.440 That you should ask for anything. 36:00.520 --> 36:02.760 Use before asking-- Ask before using. 36:03.960 --> 36:05.160 Home from work! 36:07.560 --> 36:09.480 Sakshi, I want to say thank you. 36:09.800 --> 36:11.040 Thank you so much. 36:11.360 --> 36:14.520 Because of you, people will love men a lot more. 36:14.600 --> 36:15.680 - No! - They will. 36:16.120 --> 36:19.360 - They will. After you. - Okay, let them! 36:19.440 --> 36:22.240 - That's okay. - You have really done men a favor. 36:22.320 --> 36:24.720 At least poor men are getting some encouragement somewhere. 36:24.800 --> 36:26.640 Thank you. Just keep talking. 36:26.720 --> 36:29.200 - You completely fucked feminism over… - Keep talking. 36:29.280 --> 36:30.240 on stage today. 36:30.320 --> 36:31.600 - A lot of people worked their asses off. - You know-- 36:31.680 --> 36:32.840 - I'm a feminist. - You crapped all over it today! 36:32.920 --> 36:34.080 - You're a feminist? - Yes. 36:34.160 --> 36:36.080 Look, women have fought really hard… 36:36.160 --> 36:39.880 - Please don't call yourself a feminist. - to move just a few steps forward. 36:40.240 --> 36:42.040 Don't kick them back 36:42.120 --> 36:44.040 - to where they started. - Sakshi, we're not letting that happen. 36:45.800 --> 36:48.320 Do you ever want to be a mother someday? 36:48.680 --> 36:51.080 - Of course, I would love to. - But for that, you will need "mens." 36:51.160 --> 36:53.760 Sure, I'll get married. I'll marry men. 36:53.840 --> 36:54.880 You'll marry men? 36:56.040 --> 36:57.760 I will marry a man. 36:58.400 --> 37:00.000 I'm sure your drug dealer is a man too. 37:00.760 --> 37:01.680 What? 37:01.760 --> 37:03.560 Is your drug dealer a man or a woman? 37:03.640 --> 37:05.800 I don't drugs. I don't do any of that. 37:05.880 --> 37:07.560 She don't drugs, fuckers! 37:07.640 --> 37:09.160 - "I don't drugs." - She don't drugs! 37:10.240 --> 37:11.800 She don't drugs! 37:16.040 --> 37:17.400 Teach For India. 37:18.960 --> 37:21.760 - Make some noise for Sakshi Jha, everyone! - Thank you so much! 37:24.120 --> 37:25.360 Time to give you your scores. 37:26.200 --> 37:28.160 Let's begin from there today. From the real man. 37:28.280 --> 37:29.600 You've put me in a spot! 37:30.560 --> 37:31.680 Threw me under the bus! 37:31.760 --> 37:34.080 I said I liked you. You have to give me good scores. 37:34.160 --> 37:35.080 Hundred percent. 37:35.280 --> 37:37.360 From my side, it's a zero. 37:37.440 --> 37:39.560 Yeah? Yeah. 37:39.640 --> 37:40.640 You're a man! 37:41.440 --> 37:43.720 You're all men. Of course, you'll give me a zero. 37:45.600 --> 37:48.000 Whoever said men don't feel pain? 37:48.120 --> 37:49.320 They do! 37:49.400 --> 37:50.840 Men do feel pain, man! 37:50.920 --> 37:52.160 Clock it! 37:54.360 --> 37:56.880 - Samay, is a ten on ten allowed? - Yes. 37:56.960 --> 37:57.840 Zero. 37:59.520 --> 38:00.840 I should have written zero. 38:03.280 --> 38:04.480 I really feel… 38:05.200 --> 38:06.200 - that… - Blade! 38:06.280 --> 38:07.680 - Blade! - Blade! 38:07.760 --> 38:09.840 - Blade! Blade! - The blade is here! 38:11.480 --> 38:13.560 - Here, we're-- - Flipkart Minutes! 38:13.640 --> 38:15.600 Oh, my God! 38:16.800 --> 38:19.600 Five of us are fighting over these blades. 38:19.680 --> 38:20.520 Zero. 38:21.600 --> 38:22.480 Sakshi ji… 38:24.160 --> 38:25.240 you know, you are… 38:26.040 --> 38:26.960 very wrong. 38:28.080 --> 38:29.680 But you are so entertaining. 38:30.080 --> 38:32.000 - Thank you. - So, I'll give you a zero. 38:34.640 --> 38:36.000 All the mens out there! 38:36.320 --> 38:37.160 I… 38:37.240 --> 38:38.880 - One second. One second. - Fuck you, mens! 38:39.040 --> 38:40.120 - All women-- - Only the women-- 38:40.200 --> 38:41.880 - Only the women. - Women only. Give her your scores. 38:41.960 --> 38:43.360 - Zero! - Zero! 38:43.480 --> 38:45.440 All the women here are saying zero. 38:47.600 --> 38:48.880 Eight. 38:49.080 --> 38:50.480 It's fine, guys. It's okay. 38:51.120 --> 38:53.440 - Men… - I wish we were fine. 38:55.640 --> 38:56.800 - But… - Really, man! 38:56.880 --> 38:58.920 I wish I could say, thank you so much for coming, 38:59.000 --> 39:00.600 - Sakshi ji. - Thank you so much. I had a great time. 39:02.400 --> 39:05.280 Alright! Make some noise for the last act, 39:05.720 --> 39:07.400 Shivam Verma. 39:12.560 --> 39:14.080 Son of a Jackson! 39:16.800 --> 39:18.000 - No way! - Let's go! 39:18.080 --> 39:19.240 Tiger Shroff! 39:23.960 --> 39:25.320 Hey, I'm Michael. 39:26.840 --> 39:28.320 An elderly man out there asked, 39:28.800 --> 39:30.240 "Is that Rakhi Sawant?" 39:31.320 --> 39:32.240 I was like… 39:38.840 --> 39:39.960 Make some noise for me. 39:45.520 --> 39:46.680 Samay bhai, big fan. 39:46.840 --> 39:47.800 Thank you, thank you. 39:48.600 --> 39:50.640 - Samay bhai, big fan. - Thank you. Same here, 39:51.280 --> 39:52.600 - Really? - Of course. 39:52.680 --> 39:55.520 Thank you. Well, I'm part Kashmiri too. 39:55.600 --> 39:57.240 You're Michael Jackson, asshole. 39:58.120 --> 39:59.200 Stay in character. 40:00.080 --> 40:02.120 I've got a dance performance for you all. 40:02.440 --> 40:03.720 I hope you guys like it. 40:18.920 --> 40:20.400 His wig will fall off too. 40:24.440 --> 40:26.040 - That was all. - Let's go! 40:26.120 --> 40:27.680 Hello, Mr. Obama. How are you? 40:27.760 --> 40:28.720 Give him the mic. 40:31.400 --> 40:33.760 So, Shivam-- Sorry, Michael Jackson. 40:35.720 --> 40:36.680 Michael Jackson? 40:36.760 --> 40:39.480 You've been struck by A douche criminal 40:43.240 --> 40:45.720 I don't know how I'll watch Indian Idol anymore. 40:47.080 --> 40:49.480 Vishal Dadlani has ruined Indian Idol for me. 40:52.000 --> 40:52.840 Hi. 40:53.000 --> 40:54.520 That was amazing, Shivam Verma. 40:54.760 --> 40:55.640 Yes. 40:56.560 --> 40:59.680 So, do you have a grudge against Michael Jackson? 41:01.360 --> 41:03.000 Well, I really admire him. 41:03.080 --> 41:04.720 So why didn't that come through in your act? 41:05.920 --> 41:07.440 Was this your homage to him? 41:09.600 --> 41:12.680 I think I need to work on this a bit more. 41:13.160 --> 41:15.720 - Are you a mimicry artist, Shivam bhai? - Yeah. 41:15.800 --> 41:17.600 Who else do you do a bad impression of? 41:18.840 --> 41:19.680 Samay Raina sir. 41:19.760 --> 41:21.480 - Oh, please go ahead. - Oh boy, let's go! 41:21.560 --> 41:23.000 - We have got to see that. - Amazing. 41:23.080 --> 41:25.120 - Let's go! Come on! - Let's go! 41:25.200 --> 41:26.120 Peak. 41:26.520 --> 41:30.200 A snake fucking bit my grandpa on the ass… 41:34.640 --> 41:36.160 Do I really fucking sound like that? 41:37.000 --> 41:37.880 Definitely. 41:38.080 --> 41:39.480 Okay, I'll just keep quiet now. 41:41.120 --> 41:42.640 Who else can you mimic? 41:43.040 --> 41:44.920 I can do Shah Rukh Khan. 41:45.080 --> 41:46.200 - Oh. - Yeah. 41:46.280 --> 41:47.400 - Go for it. - Amazing. 41:49.080 --> 41:53.000 Eleven countries' police forces are waiting for Don. But understand one thing… 41:53.520 --> 41:55.680 catching Don isn't just difficult… 41:59.240 --> 42:00.280 Yeah! 42:00.800 --> 42:01.680 Shivam… 42:02.920 --> 42:05.360 can you do Samay's joke in Shah Rukh's voice? 42:07.120 --> 42:08.400 A snake… 42:10.520 --> 42:12.120 fucking bit my grandpa on the ass! 42:17.520 --> 42:18.600 Nice one, man! 42:19.040 --> 42:21.280 It says here that you have defeated 32 girls. 42:21.680 --> 42:22.880 - Yeah. - Call her here! 42:26.800 --> 42:29.160 There should be a fucking cage match! 42:30.600 --> 42:32.600 So, Shivam bhai, 42:32.680 --> 42:34.360 we have "womens…" 42:35.760 --> 42:38.160 - "Womens" champion! - who hates "mens." 42:38.240 --> 42:39.240 Two, right? 42:39.360 --> 42:40.680 No, we have one woman. 42:40.760 --> 42:43.200 - You said "womens." - One "womens," man! 42:43.680 --> 42:45.120 - One "womens," brother! - What would you know? 42:45.920 --> 42:47.080 Hell in a cell! 42:48.400 --> 42:49.320 So… 42:50.400 --> 42:51.320 Please come here. 42:51.880 --> 42:54.960 So, the thing is, this is our friend. 42:55.040 --> 42:57.480 - Her name… Sakshi ji. - Sakshi. 42:58.080 --> 42:59.120 This is Sakshi ji. 42:59.360 --> 43:01.000 - She hates men-- - Can I touch you? 43:01.080 --> 43:01.960 Okay, you're real. 43:02.200 --> 43:03.320 Sorry. 43:03.400 --> 43:05.040 - That's so sweet, man! - This can't just-- 43:05.120 --> 43:05.960 I love you. 43:06.280 --> 43:09.640 Shivam ji, this is Sakshi ji. She hates "mens." 43:10.000 --> 43:12.440 - Okay? And-- - Okay. And grammar as well, right? 43:15.600 --> 43:16.680 Shut up! 43:19.440 --> 43:20.280 So… 43:21.720 --> 43:23.720 So, I'd like to see a debate between you and her 43:24.120 --> 43:25.720 about "mens" that… 43:26.240 --> 43:28.520 - "Mens" are also decent people. - Okay. 43:28.800 --> 43:30.680 - A debate with him? - Alright, no matter who wins today, 43:30.760 --> 43:32.520 grammar has already lost, guys. 43:32.600 --> 43:33.560 Okay, fine! 43:33.640 --> 43:36.160 You can't do anything with good grammar, okay? 43:36.240 --> 43:37.200 So… 43:37.280 --> 43:39.640 - Let's… - Hindi is our native language! 43:39.720 --> 43:41.000 Okay, let's debate in Hindi. 43:42.640 --> 43:44.080 Let's debate in Hindi! 43:44.760 --> 43:46.000 May I begin? 43:46.320 --> 43:48.280 You don't start. Let her start. 43:48.840 --> 43:50.320 Trust me. Please start. 43:51.360 --> 43:53.960 Do you think your wife should be cooking at home? 43:54.600 --> 43:55.800 Yes, of course. 43:55.880 --> 43:57.160 Why on earth should she? 43:57.360 --> 43:59.240 How will she cook outside? She'll have to cook at home. 44:00.680 --> 44:01.600 Shut up! 44:08.480 --> 44:11.080 Alright, I mean, she cannot cook outside. 44:11.160 --> 44:12.720 Okay. 1-0. 44:14.360 --> 44:15.920 I was always on zero! 44:16.000 --> 44:16.920 Second point. 44:17.640 --> 44:19.000 Come on! I believe in you, Sakshi! 44:19.520 --> 44:22.640 Why are you always asking girls to have sex with you? 44:24.200 --> 44:25.120 You see… 44:26.120 --> 44:29.800 I wanna make sure the world's population is more, 44:29.880 --> 44:32.480 - so I keep asking for sex. - Oh, my God! 44:36.360 --> 44:39.000 Well then, go after someone else. Why are you always after girls? 44:39.480 --> 44:41.640 - Sorry? - Why are you chasing girls for that? 44:41.720 --> 44:43.640 The moment you see a girl's curves, you go, "Oh, my God! I like you." 44:43.720 --> 44:45.880 I think your grasp of biology is just as weak. 44:48.120 --> 44:50.280 I was a science student, alright? 44:56.480 --> 44:58.560 - How do you like him? - Yuck! 45:01.240 --> 45:04.440 I told you I like tall mens. I don't date short guys. 45:06.240 --> 45:08.400 And sir, how do you like her? 45:08.560 --> 45:09.400 She's nice. 45:09.920 --> 45:11.960 - Heard that? He-- - From a distance. 45:17.400 --> 45:19.400 I'd willingly keep my distance. 45:28.600 --> 45:29.600 Look at the men! 45:30.640 --> 45:32.680 Thank you so much for joining us, Sakshi ji. 45:33.640 --> 45:35.800 - I love you. - I love you too. 45:37.120 --> 45:39.640 A huge round of applause for Shivam Verma! 45:42.000 --> 45:42.920 Yashraj. 45:43.480 --> 45:45.320 Nine, bro. Very funny. 45:45.400 --> 45:46.360 You're hilarious. 45:48.120 --> 45:49.160 You're too good. So, ten. 45:49.760 --> 45:51.320 - Ten by Tanmay Bhat. - Yeah. 45:54.120 --> 45:55.040 Nine, brother. 45:55.680 --> 45:56.520 Nine! 45:57.560 --> 45:59.200 A very happy eight. 45:59.280 --> 46:01.040 - Why eight, man? - I'm happy. 46:02.040 --> 46:05.240 - Eight. - Bro, I fucking loved your performance. 46:06.400 --> 46:08.680 But I don't think you've given yourself a ten. 46:08.760 --> 46:10.440 I would like to give you a ten. How much should I give him, guys? 46:10.520 --> 46:13.600 - Eight. - Nine. 46:13.680 --> 46:15.320 7.5 to average it out. 46:15.400 --> 46:17.080 - Nine. - Nine. 46:17.160 --> 46:19.040 - He must have given himself an eight… - I don't know. 46:19.120 --> 46:20.280 or a nine. Maybe. 46:20.960 --> 46:23.040 How much do you think he has written? I want him to win, bro. 46:23.160 --> 46:25.440 - Eight. - Must be 8.5. 46:25.520 --> 46:27.840 What should I do? What should his average be? 46:27.920 --> 46:29.040 Make it 8.5. 46:29.120 --> 46:30.600 Eight! 46:30.680 --> 46:31.680 - 8.5. - Eight? 46:31.760 --> 46:32.880 - 8.5. - 8.5. 46:32.960 --> 46:34.440 Eight or 8.5? 46:34.520 --> 46:35.800 - Eight! - Okay. 46:36.040 --> 46:38.440 How many people for 8.5? Make some noise. 46:39.960 --> 46:41.480 How many people for eight? Make some noise. 46:43.280 --> 46:45.760 Alright then. I'm giving you a four. 46:46.560 --> 46:50.520 - To make it… eight. - That makes your average… 46:51.320 --> 46:52.160 eight. 46:55.800 --> 47:00.040 - Let's go! - Let's fucking go! 47:05.840 --> 47:06.760 Come on! 47:06.880 --> 47:08.800 Let's fucking go! 47:08.880 --> 47:09.880 Shamone! 47:10.720 --> 47:11.960 What a fucking guy, bro! 47:12.080 --> 47:13.080 You're so talented! 47:13.320 --> 47:15.600 You win 1,00,000 rupees! 47:18.640 --> 47:20.160 Is there anything you'd like to say? 47:20.560 --> 47:23.920 I just love Samay Raina, and I'm really happy to just meet him, guys! 47:25.840 --> 47:27.640 How can you hate "mens"? 47:29.080 --> 47:32.120 I love you! Make some noise for all the "mens" of the panel! 47:32.840 --> 47:36.920 Raghu Ram, Tanmay Bhat, Yashraj, and Vishal Dadlani! 47:37.320 --> 47:40.440 That was India's Got Latent! 47:44.880 --> 47:48.120 Lately, people have been saying that Tanmay bhai makes low-effort content. 47:48.480 --> 47:50.080 - But I disagree. Because I think… - Of course. 47:50.160 --> 47:52.240 "low effort" still implies some effort was made. 47:58.600 --> 48:00.920 But no, Tanmay bhai is the real OG. We call him an OG. 48:01.280 --> 48:03.400 "Oh gee, make some good content!" 48:06.160 --> 48:09.360 This man made fun of Sunil Pal, only to become him! 48:11.400 --> 48:12.880 But thank you so much for coming, Tanmay bhai. 48:12.960 --> 48:14.440 - Of course, man. - Big round of applause for Tanmay Bhat. 48:15.080 --> 48:15.920 Let's go. 48:18.720 --> 48:20.120 "Oh gee, make some good content!" 48:20.200 --> 48:22.600 "Oh gee, make some nice content!" 48:25.000 --> 48:26.880 This asshole will edit this part out. I'm telling you. 48:27.520 --> 48:28.480 This joke won't make it in. 48:29.120 --> 48:32.440 Speaking of editing things out, Yashraj is here. 48:44.800 --> 48:46.800 - Alright, that was all. Thank you so much. - Alright! 48:48.600 --> 48:49.600 Thank you, thank you. 48:49.840 --> 48:50.680 So… 48:51.080 --> 48:52.520 - Thank you. - When did you get here from Hogwarts? 48:54.880 --> 48:56.360 Doesn't he resemble a Dementor? 48:58.120 --> 49:00.520 So, tell us about your pain, and let us monetize it. 49:03.960 --> 49:05.360 What happened to you? 49:06.560 --> 49:08.120 I was stuck in a situationship. 49:08.720 --> 49:12.960 And like, basically, she cheated on me. First. 49:13.920 --> 49:17.160 She cheated on you? You said that she cheated on you first. 49:17.400 --> 49:19.600 - Yes. - And then, you also cheated on her? 49:19.680 --> 49:22.360 - No, she cheated on him again. - Second time! Oh, okay. 49:23.120 --> 49:24.080 Okay. 49:25.800 --> 49:27.680 I mean, yeah, she cheated on me the second time too. 49:27.760 --> 49:29.640 As I said, it went on for a year. 49:29.720 --> 49:31.800 My question to you is, did she-- 49:31.880 --> 49:34.480 I'm seriously asking you. I'm not making a joke, I swear. 49:34.760 --> 49:38.600 Did she ever actually know you two were in a relationship? 49:39.160 --> 49:42.280 Did you ever have that conversation where she said, 49:42.360 --> 49:44.200 "Yes, we're in a relationship"? 49:44.280 --> 49:45.560 - Did she ever say that? - No. 49:45.720 --> 49:47.160 So, what the fuck is this? 49:47.440 --> 49:48.360 No, I… 49:48.480 --> 49:50.000 What the fuck is going on, man? 49:50.080 --> 49:51.800 Brother, please help us understand. 49:51.960 --> 49:55.240 Look, if there is-- We were dating. 49:55.360 --> 49:57.440 - We were dating-- - But you're calling it a situationship, 49:57.520 --> 49:58.440 not a relationship. 49:58.520 --> 50:00.640 - Yes. - Right now, I'm eating chips with Tanmay. 50:01.520 --> 50:02.520 We are not dating. 50:05.840 --> 50:07.800 That's cheating. A third person is involved. 50:14.800 --> 50:18.520 It says here that you've had a lot of paranormal experiences. 50:18.640 --> 50:19.600 - Yeah. - Come on! 50:20.320 --> 50:22.200 - Yeah, I have. - So, please tell us about it. 50:23.640 --> 50:26.040 - Okay. - Those were all situationships. 50:26.840 --> 50:28.320 None of them fucking exist! 50:28.400 --> 50:31.200 - Everybody ghosted him! - Do you think-- 50:54.720 --> 50:55.880 Fuck you, Samay Raina. 50:59.240 --> 51:00.440 What the fuck? 51:01.480 --> 51:05.080 I feel like I'm watching the world's worst fucking screensaver! 51:05.680 --> 51:07.600 Was Andheri Sports Complex shut today? 51:09.720 --> 51:13.680 Dude, did you just drag some random guy off the street onto the stage? 51:14.000 --> 51:15.720 Yeah, what is the process of getting here? 51:15.800 --> 51:17.040 - What the fuck? - There's got to be something! 51:17.560 --> 51:18.440 Something! 51:20.120 --> 51:21.840 That was really bad-minton. 51:27.720 --> 51:28.800 Prakash Paad. 51:32.200 --> 51:33.040 His name-- 51:33.440 --> 51:36.840 His name is Makhija, and his actions live up to it. 51:36.920 --> 51:39.400 Most delusional thing you believe about your future. 51:39.480 --> 51:40.680 "I'm far from delusion, 51:40.760 --> 51:43.480 but to be able to dance with Samay Raina ji, 51:43.800 --> 51:45.400 or get arrested with him." 51:46.400 --> 51:47.600 Come on! 51:47.680 --> 51:49.840 - Come on, brother! - You want to dance with me? 51:51.560 --> 51:57.120 Samay! Samay! Samay! 52:16.640 --> 52:18.680 How can you hate "mens"? Come on! 52:19.720 --> 52:21.080 Come on!