WEBVTT 00:05.720 --> 00:06.919 Alright. 00:06.920 --> 00:11.639 Welcome to India's Got Latent, presented by Ai+ Nova smartphone. 00:11.640 --> 00:13.719 Delivery partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:13.720 --> 00:15.960 - Yuck! - Why "yuck"? 00:16.640 --> 00:18.040 That's just how it fucking is, man. 00:18.480 --> 00:21.040 I've got last year's legal fees to pay somehow. 00:22.040 --> 00:23.319 What else-- There are a few more things. 00:23.320 --> 00:25.120 Man, help me out here. I can't remember them all. 00:25.680 --> 00:26.600 Okay. 00:27.000 --> 00:28.799 Quick delivery partner, Flipkart Minutes. 00:28.800 --> 00:30.359 Protein partner, Avvatar Protein. 00:30.360 --> 00:32.320 And fragrance partner, Wild Stone. 00:33.160 --> 00:34.280 Amazing. 00:34.600 --> 00:36.920 And now, are we ready to start the show? 00:38.480 --> 00:40.599 We have a banger panel for you. 00:40.600 --> 00:42.680 Make some noise for the OGs. 00:42.800 --> 00:44.240 Kiku Sharda. 00:46.000 --> 00:47.680 Harssh Limbachiyaa. 00:48.720 --> 00:50.480 Chandan Prabhakar. 00:51.280 --> 00:53.920 And Balraj Ghai. 00:59.640 --> 01:02.040 Let's go! 01:08.000 --> 01:10.280 Welcome, everyone. We've got family-friendly comedians today. 01:12.200 --> 01:13.440 Family-friendly comedians. 01:13.560 --> 01:15.360 Except for Balraj. He doesn't stay with his family. 01:17.000 --> 01:19.199 This is incredible. Kiku Sharda on our show, man. 01:19.200 --> 01:20.200 I can't believe it. 01:22.920 --> 01:25.199 Man, it's like-- It's a dream come true, bhai. 01:25.200 --> 01:26.799 I mean it, genuinely. Of course. 01:26.800 --> 01:28.760 - But you disappointed me a little. - Why? 01:29.160 --> 01:31.319 I didn't invite a single woman to the panel, 01:31.320 --> 01:32.760 thinking you'd show up in a sari. 01:35.800 --> 01:37.240 But you didn't show up in a sari! 01:37.680 --> 01:38.880 Just order two oranges. 01:40.680 --> 01:43.680 They'll be here in no time. From Flipkart Minutes! 01:45.880 --> 01:47.880 In that case, just order two melons. 01:48.840 --> 01:51.360 Do you ever accidentally walk into the ladies' washroom? 01:52.080 --> 01:53.879 No, man. That's just nonsense. 01:53.880 --> 01:55.279 - That never happens. - It's a habit, right? 01:55.280 --> 01:57.919 Have you ever come onstage to do stand-up, folded your hands, 01:57.920 --> 01:59.840 and pleaded, "Your Honor, please forgive me…"? 02:05.120 --> 02:07.160 If only you'd said that in a sari… 02:10.400 --> 02:12.360 I love you so much, man! Thank you so much for coming. 02:12.520 --> 02:13.880 And don't worry, the food's coming too. 02:14.280 --> 02:16.279 And of course, Chandan bhai is here. 02:16.280 --> 02:18.640 - Chandan bhai, I love you so much, man. - Thank you so much. Thank you. 02:22.040 --> 02:23.199 He's the OG of comedy. 02:23.200 --> 02:26.560 If you've seen The Kapil Sharma Show, he plays the role of a tea seller. 02:26.880 --> 02:29.119 And… he's a very talented guy. 02:29.120 --> 02:31.720 In fact, someone once told me that on The Kapil Sharma Show, 02:31.960 --> 02:33.920 he's even funnier than Kapil Sharma himself. 02:34.640 --> 02:36.160 Yeah. He's the one who told me that. 02:40.560 --> 02:43.120 Man, you said you'd be respectful and treat me with some dignity. 02:44.520 --> 02:45.759 Is this why you called me here? 02:45.760 --> 02:47.120 That's his trick to get you here. 02:47.960 --> 02:49.880 He told me the panel was going to be amazing. 02:55.520 --> 02:58.359 No, Chandan bhai, I love you so much. I'm a huge fan of yours. 02:58.360 --> 03:00.159 - I've been watching you since I was a kid. - Thank you so much. 03:00.160 --> 03:01.880 So, can you bring us some tea? 03:05.200 --> 03:06.959 Sure, no problem. I'll get you some tea. 03:06.960 --> 03:08.599 - Sir, you're not offended, are you? - No, not at all. 03:08.600 --> 03:10.080 Then go get us some tea. Quick. 03:11.880 --> 03:13.400 I watched your show, Maa Hai Na. 03:14.000 --> 03:16.040 Yes, that's my latest show. 03:16.320 --> 03:18.760 That's Harssh bhai's answer every time his kid asks for money. 03:27.880 --> 03:28.880 Hey, man… 03:31.040 --> 03:32.520 He was laughing his guts out at me. 03:35.120 --> 03:36.360 Paaji, do you know Balraj? 03:37.000 --> 03:37.880 Nice to meet you. 03:39.680 --> 03:42.239 - Balraj already said, "Nice to meet you." - Who doesn't know Balraj? 03:42.240 --> 03:43.960 - Who's Balraj? - He's my Chandan. 03:51.480 --> 03:52.600 I love you so much. 03:54.240 --> 03:56.399 - Is this why you called me here? - No, sorry… 03:56.400 --> 04:00.200 You know, I thought being seated in the center meant I had more value. 04:01.160 --> 04:03.280 Now I can't even get out from either side. 04:04.160 --> 04:06.000 We also have Harssh Limbachiyaa. 04:09.040 --> 04:10.999 You know, it's so good to have you. 04:11.000 --> 04:12.639 - You're such a fantastic writer, man. - Same here. 04:12.640 --> 04:15.919 Harssh bhai has written a lot of the OG comedy shows. 04:15.920 --> 04:18.119 - Which shows have you written? - Comedy Circus, 04:18.120 --> 04:20.679 Comedy Nights Bachao, and many more. 04:20.680 --> 04:23.520 Many more. He has also worked with Chandan sir and Kiku sir. 04:23.840 --> 04:26.680 In fact, he enjoyed seeing Kiku ji in a sari so much 04:27.160 --> 04:28.880 that he ended up marrying Bharti. 04:35.040 --> 04:37.400 If you liked it that much, you could've asked me out. 04:42.480 --> 04:44.040 Also, Balraj is here. 04:48.600 --> 04:50.280 Something his kids never get to say. 04:52.200 --> 04:54.480 Bhai, is it true you don't spend time with your kids? 04:54.720 --> 04:56.879 I mean, I should be giving them more time. 04:56.880 --> 04:58.239 - Fuck! So that means he doesn't. - Let's put it that way. 04:58.240 --> 04:59.640 No, not at all! 04:59.880 --> 05:01.280 He's always on tour with me. 05:01.960 --> 05:05.000 We call him a gentleman. His kids ask, "Who's this man?" 05:09.640 --> 05:11.400 You've got this many sponsors? 05:12.360 --> 05:14.839 - Yes… - This place gets torn down so often, 05:14.840 --> 05:18.360 I thought your only sponsors were cement and rebar… 05:23.200 --> 05:24.080 Kiku bhai… 05:24.800 --> 05:26.680 You should do that with your kids sometime. 05:31.040 --> 05:34.319 Also, friends, we've decided to do something different this season. 05:34.320 --> 05:35.919 Every episode, if you're watching from home, 05:35.920 --> 05:37.999 you can donate to the charity of the day. 05:38.000 --> 05:41.320 Today it's YODA, Youth Organization in Defense of Animals. 05:41.680 --> 05:44.479 They do a lot of work for animals, 05:44.480 --> 05:47.159 including sterilization, vaccination, and free medical care. 05:47.160 --> 05:48.799 Donate to them. The link is in the description, 05:48.800 --> 05:50.279 and there's also a QR code here. 05:50.280 --> 05:52.720 - So, yeah-- - He just ate chicken tikka. 06:00.480 --> 06:02.560 If I could get some tea with that… 06:08.560 --> 06:10.280 But donate to YODA, man. 06:11.040 --> 06:13.200 They help all animals, except chickens. 06:14.760 --> 06:17.640 Alright, are we ready to start the show? 06:19.400 --> 06:21.760 Make some noise for the first act… 06:22.200 --> 06:23.880 Aditya Kodmur! 06:29.720 --> 06:31.880 - Kiku bhai… - Are we supposed to lie on that? 06:34.600 --> 06:35.760 Sit on it. 06:42.840 --> 06:44.320 What, is he a vegetable seller? 06:45.680 --> 06:48.400 Okay, your 90 seconds are up. Thank you so much. 06:58.480 --> 06:59.360 Okay. 07:07.960 --> 07:09.679 - Oh, man… - The guy in the back freaked out. 07:09.680 --> 07:10.680 Yeah. 07:10.840 --> 07:12.600 I just hope the cameraman doesn't get his throat cut. 07:16.680 --> 07:18.520 This is what Chandan bhai does at Kapil's house. 07:26.640 --> 07:27.880 - Knocked the banana off. - Yes! 07:29.000 --> 07:30.560 - Oh! - Hey! 07:32.840 --> 07:33.800 Not bad. 07:35.880 --> 07:37.960 Nice! 07:39.280 --> 07:40.280 How did you like it? 07:42.720 --> 07:44.600 - Well-- - That hit really hard. 07:45.880 --> 07:48.000 - Dude, that was just… unnecessary. - Very-- 07:52.400 --> 07:53.640 Why did you learn this? 07:53.840 --> 07:55.240 So I wouldn't need knives. 07:56.120 --> 07:58.800 So if you cook okra at home, do you cut it like this? 07:59.320 --> 08:00.440 No, the okra… 08:03.640 --> 08:05.359 They call me to chop the vegetables. 08:05.360 --> 08:07.120 Man, you'd go through three decks. 08:07.360 --> 08:08.879 - Yes. - Three… 08:08.880 --> 08:11.319 And how does this work for self-defense? 08:11.320 --> 08:13.639 These playing cards are so dangerous 08:13.640 --> 08:16.399 that they can slice through skin and even break bones when I throw them. 08:16.400 --> 08:18.160 And what if the other guy shoots you? 08:20.200 --> 08:22.039 But you can break human bones? 08:22.040 --> 08:23.039 - Bones?! - Yes. 08:23.040 --> 08:24.799 - Break bones? For real? - Even human bones. 08:24.800 --> 08:25.800 Have you ever done it? 08:26.240 --> 08:27.720 I tried it once. 08:27.880 --> 08:29.280 - With a dog's bone. - Did it work? 08:29.440 --> 08:31.759 A dog's-- What the fuck? We're supporting an animal charity. 08:31.760 --> 08:32.960 No, it was just the bone. 08:34.039 --> 08:35.440 We're raising money, too. 08:37.000 --> 08:38.599 It was just a bone, not a dog, right? 08:38.600 --> 08:39.520 No, I'm kidding. 08:40.039 --> 08:42.840 Is this supposed to be funny? Are animals something to joke about? 08:43.080 --> 08:44.039 Exactly. 08:44.800 --> 08:46.359 Animals have feelings too, man! 08:46.360 --> 08:48.240 - Yeah, of course. - Bring me a chicken tikka. 08:49.480 --> 08:51.760 You just ripped off his joke right in front of him. 08:52.840 --> 08:54.320 What kind of fucking writer are you? 08:56.640 --> 08:58.759 So now you know that you can't just be a good writer. 08:58.760 --> 08:59.680 You have to be a good actor too. 09:00.600 --> 09:02.400 Bro, on that note, could I get some tea? 09:04.200 --> 09:06.799 He really loves me. He's just kidding. 09:06.800 --> 09:08.679 Sir, I'd like to try something with you too. 09:08.680 --> 09:10.479 I throw playing cards so fast 09:10.480 --> 09:12.159 that I can even light a match with one. 09:12.160 --> 09:13.040 - I… - Go on. 09:13.440 --> 09:16.400 Let's have a big round of applause for Samay Raina! 09:17.160 --> 09:19.760 Dude, look, I still have eight more episodes to shoot. 09:20.560 --> 09:22.480 - What do I do? - Please stand here. 09:22.640 --> 09:23.560 Okay. 09:24.240 --> 09:26.440 Dude, your first three shots didn't even land right. 09:26.920 --> 09:28.360 I missed those on purpose. 09:28.520 --> 09:29.480 Oh! 09:32.080 --> 09:33.720 Okay, he'll light that match… 09:34.400 --> 09:36.640 You know, I fled Kashmir to get away from all this. 09:43.280 --> 09:45.800 They tried to chop my banana off there, too. 09:55.560 --> 09:57.039 That's too close, man! 09:57.040 --> 09:59.279 Dude, come here. Back up a little. 09:59.280 --> 10:01.640 Leave some thrill in it. Just back up a bit. 10:02.160 --> 10:03.080 Come on, man. 10:03.400 --> 10:04.640 I'm getting a little nervous. 10:04.760 --> 10:06.840 - Folks, this is gonna take a while. - Four! 10:07.040 --> 10:08.479 - Just light it directly. - Five! 10:08.480 --> 10:10.000 Dude, let's just light it that way. 10:11.760 --> 10:12.880 Don't move. 10:13.040 --> 10:14.279 Don't move, Samay. 10:14.280 --> 10:16.560 - It's your fault. - Don't move? Are you giving him a shot? 10:16.680 --> 10:18.600 - "Don't move." - Six! 10:19.920 --> 10:22.040 - Seven! - Hey, that almost hit me! 10:22.920 --> 10:24.199 Angle it a bit. 10:24.200 --> 10:26.240 Samay, why are you messing it up? 10:26.520 --> 10:28.519 Did I reject you in the last episode or what? 10:28.520 --> 10:30.160 - Eight! - It broke. 10:31.360 --> 10:32.400 No, no, it broke. 10:33.200 --> 10:35.080 He's got 52 more tries. 10:35.280 --> 10:38.400 Buddy, the match is smaller now. This is even harder. 10:40.560 --> 10:41.839 - Just get a new match. - Yeah, mic-- 10:41.840 --> 10:43.000 - Mic… - Give him the mic. 10:43.320 --> 10:45.440 - Does anyone have a lighter? - Guys, actually… 10:46.240 --> 10:49.879 I'm so sorry. I usually get it on the first try. I'm just a little nervous. 10:49.880 --> 10:51.880 That's why, as you can see, my hand's shaking a little. 10:52.080 --> 10:54.679 That's why I can't do it. I usually get it right on the first try. 10:54.680 --> 10:55.799 - So sorry. - A round of applause for him, guys. 10:55.800 --> 10:58.679 - Come on. - Yes. Please, don't worry at all. 10:58.680 --> 10:59.520 Okay. 10:59.760 --> 11:02.280 - My hand's shaking. - Your fucking hands are shaking? 11:04.120 --> 11:05.720 Have you even thought about mine? 11:06.760 --> 11:08.000 Samay, it's his first time. 11:08.440 --> 11:11.200 - Samay's hand is shaking and… - Your hands are shaking, man! 11:13.320 --> 11:14.280 You'll be fine. 11:15.480 --> 11:16.880 Just catch fire already! 11:24.560 --> 11:25.840 Wow! 11:27.040 --> 11:29.320 - Incredible! - That's amazing, man! 11:30.600 --> 11:31.559 Incredible, man! 11:31.560 --> 11:32.480 Dude… 11:34.920 --> 11:37.760 You finally did it on the 38th try. 11:38.120 --> 11:39.119 Crazy! 11:39.120 --> 11:42.200 Bro, that was wild! How did you do that? 11:43.200 --> 11:47.119 Actually, I was a little nervous, so I couldn't do it that accurately. 11:47.120 --> 11:49.800 I mean, this is my first time around such big celebrities. 11:50.600 --> 11:51.520 Thank you. 11:53.840 --> 11:55.559 - No… I'm included too. - On the other shows-- 11:55.560 --> 11:57.360 I got it on the first try on the other shows. 11:57.520 --> 11:59.520 Bro, do you have another match? 11:59.720 --> 12:01.759 - Yeah, of course. - I would love to try. 12:01.760 --> 12:02.640 Yes, sure. 12:10.760 --> 12:13.240 You're tossing them around like you're making it rain on a dancer. 12:19.000 --> 12:21.440 - Let's hear it for him. What a guy! - Thank you so much. 12:22.680 --> 12:23.920 - Well done. - Yes. Thank you. 12:24.720 --> 12:25.840 Each of you, take a card. 12:26.120 --> 12:27.879 - Samay, take one card. - Okay. 12:27.880 --> 12:30.199 - I want you to use all the power you have… - Yes. 12:30.200 --> 12:34.280 Put all your strength into it, and throw a card. That's it. 12:34.880 --> 12:36.800 - Oh, man, in that case… - Show me. 12:37.960 --> 12:39.320 - Use all the power you have. - Come on. 12:44.360 --> 12:46.240 - You just had a protein bar. - It's alright. Just try. 12:52.160 --> 12:53.000 So, now what? 12:53.400 --> 12:54.359 Finish. 12:54.360 --> 12:56.079 - So, you just-- - He just wanted us to show our strength. 12:56.080 --> 12:57.679 - Fucker! - He was just showing us 12:57.680 --> 12:59.159 what a bunch of wusses we are! 12:59.160 --> 13:00.680 Now you try telling a joke! 13:02.800 --> 13:04.120 Just throw a card… 13:06.640 --> 13:08.680 Look, I threw it, and it came right back. 13:12.040 --> 13:13.080 When did you start doing this? 13:13.280 --> 13:14.640 About five years ago. 13:15.480 --> 13:17.280 - During the lockdown? - Yes, during the lockdown. 13:18.040 --> 13:20.839 That's how I earned six Guinness World Records. 13:20.840 --> 13:21.759 - You did? - Really? 13:21.760 --> 13:23.000 - Yeah. - Wow! 13:23.160 --> 13:26.160 The most cards used to light a match. 13:30.840 --> 13:32.279 But that was crazy, man. 13:32.280 --> 13:33.319 - Yes. - How did that even catch fire? 13:33.320 --> 13:34.799 It doesn't even have that stuff in it. Tobacco? 13:34.800 --> 13:36.160 - No, what's it called? - No, actually… 13:37.000 --> 13:38.119 What do you call it? 13:38.120 --> 13:39.479 - On the match… - The chemical. 13:39.480 --> 13:40.520 - The ammo. - The chemical? 13:40.960 --> 13:43.080 - Gunpowder! - Gunpowder! 13:43.400 --> 13:47.600 With so many celebrities watching me, I couldn't get it on the first try. So… 13:48.640 --> 13:50.719 Are you being sarcastic when you call us celebrities? 13:50.720 --> 13:51.880 - No worries. - No. 13:52.240 --> 13:55.159 - No, you guys are celebrities. Come on. - Thank you. 13:55.160 --> 13:57.560 And celebrities deserve some tea, Chandu bhai. 13:59.800 --> 14:02.120 He loves me a lot. He's always joking around. 14:03.120 --> 14:05.280 - Don't mind him. - Okay. 14:05.560 --> 14:09.320 If you had the chance to switch lives with anyone, you'd choose Virat Kohli. 14:11.120 --> 14:12.320 Why would you do that to him? 14:12.720 --> 14:13.720 Just… 14:14.800 --> 14:17.320 Maybe I'd land more hits. 14:17.920 --> 14:18.839 What? 14:18.840 --> 14:20.479 And Virat Kohli would be the one throwing cards. 14:20.480 --> 14:21.440 Yes. 14:21.920 --> 14:23.160 I can throw a ball too. 14:24.440 --> 14:26.120 I can probably throw a ball even faster. 14:26.400 --> 14:27.720 Do you throw anything else? 14:28.720 --> 14:29.600 Give me anything. 14:32.080 --> 14:34.039 This is Avvatar protein bar. 14:34.040 --> 14:35.720 Their packaging is very strong. 14:36.000 --> 14:38.400 I challenge you to tear this open with a single card. 14:39.040 --> 14:41.759 I can cut through metal cans with a card. 14:41.760 --> 14:45.279 Plastic usually absorbs the impact of the card. 14:45.280 --> 14:46.559 So, it usually doesn't break. 14:46.560 --> 14:47.760 The Avvatar protein shake? 14:47.880 --> 14:49.120 Metal cans. 14:49.480 --> 14:50.519 - Fuck… - Metal cans? 14:50.520 --> 14:52.520 Here you go, man. Break this. The Ai+ phone. 14:52.720 --> 14:54.439 - Should I break it? - Go ahead. 14:54.440 --> 14:57.240 - I'm not responsible if anything happens. - Nope, neither are we. 14:59.120 --> 15:01.360 That's covered in the contract we signed. 15:02.720 --> 15:06.160 Let's see. Ai+ phone versus Fruit Ninja. 15:11.280 --> 15:12.960 Amazing, man! Oh, shit! 15:14.640 --> 15:15.719 - Did it break? - The phone just fell. 15:15.720 --> 15:18.320 - It fell. It can't break… - Ai+ phone still lives. 15:19.600 --> 15:21.280 - The card ripped. - The card ripped! 15:24.160 --> 15:26.400 Integration! 15:26.640 --> 15:28.600 That's Ai+ phone for you, folks! 15:30.680 --> 15:32.520 - That's some durability test. - This phone is amazing. 15:35.800 --> 15:36.719 Excellent. 15:36.720 --> 15:38.200 - A round of applause for Aditya Kodmur! - Amazing. 15:40.880 --> 15:41.760 Thank you. 15:41.880 --> 15:43.120 Time to score you. 15:43.440 --> 15:45.480 I'm giving you an eight, buddy. 15:46.200 --> 15:49.080 So, brother, I'm giving you a nine. 15:50.160 --> 15:51.080 Thank you. 15:52.640 --> 15:53.960 For that, you get an 8.5. 15:54.280 --> 15:55.680 - Wow! Incredible! - Thank you. 15:56.440 --> 15:58.160 I'll give you a nine. 15:59.640 --> 16:00.879 Brother, you're incredible. 16:00.880 --> 16:01.919 - Please keep doing this. - Thank you. 16:01.920 --> 16:03.199 But please don't hurt anyone. 16:03.200 --> 16:04.440 - Yeah, yeah, I don't. - Wow. 16:05.000 --> 16:07.959 It's a-- I'm very scared, genuinely. 16:07.960 --> 16:10.759 That's why I'm deducting points. Seven out of ten. 16:10.760 --> 16:11.679 - Okay. - Yes. 16:11.680 --> 16:13.280 A seven from Abhinav Bindra. 16:15.680 --> 16:16.919 Abhinav Bindra. 16:16.920 --> 16:19.479 That makes your average 8.5. 16:19.480 --> 16:21.959 8.5? Oh, it's close. 16:21.960 --> 16:25.520 Eight! Oh, no! 16:26.120 --> 16:27.279 So close! 16:27.280 --> 16:28.800 Man! 16:29.440 --> 16:31.159 But all the best to you, brother! 16:31.160 --> 16:32.479 - Thank you so much for coming to our show. - Thank you. 16:32.480 --> 16:34.400 - Thank you so much. - All the best, man. All the best. 16:38.160 --> 16:39.879 Incredible, man! People are so talented. 16:39.880 --> 16:41.520 I forgot to mention Wild Stone again. 16:42.320 --> 16:43.719 There were so many good moments for it. 16:43.720 --> 16:45.240 I'll say it in the next one. I'll definitely remember. 16:46.240 --> 16:48.759 Alright. Give it up for the next act, 16:48.760 --> 16:51.920 Chintan Ashish Desai, aka Big Smoke. 16:59.160 --> 17:00.240 Check, check, check, yeah. 17:03.440 --> 17:04.720 - Yep. - It's a nice beat. 17:04.960 --> 17:07.119 So, man, I've heard that fat rappers can't rap fast. 17:08.760 --> 17:10.040 Let me show you guys something. 17:11.240 --> 17:12.079 Yeah. 18:05.000 --> 18:05.960 Yeah! 18:06.120 --> 18:07.520 - Let's go. - Thank you. 18:09.720 --> 18:10.800 Incredible! 18:12.160 --> 18:13.719 Let me take some. Yeah. 18:13.720 --> 18:14.999 - Thank you. - Wow, man. 18:15.000 --> 18:16.560 A huge round of applause for him! 18:17.680 --> 18:19.200 This is Badshah before Ozempic. 18:21.720 --> 18:23.319 Except you rapped better. 18:23.320 --> 18:24.800 Thank you, thank you. 18:25.320 --> 18:26.760 Thank you so much. 18:27.400 --> 18:29.319 Man, you're so good! 18:29.320 --> 18:30.919 - Thank you, thank you. - Awesome, awesome. 18:30.920 --> 18:33.559 Thank you very much. I'm a big fan of yours, sir. 18:33.560 --> 18:35.400 - Of course, you are. - You're an inspiration, sir. 18:38.680 --> 18:39.680 Of course, you are. 18:39.840 --> 18:42.319 - So gross. That's just vile. - He's talking about talent. 18:42.320 --> 18:43.599 - He's talking about talent. - So am I. 18:43.600 --> 18:44.919 Hey, I'm talking about talent too. 18:44.920 --> 18:46.080 Why do you always expect the worst from me? 18:46.760 --> 18:48.639 - But, Chintan bhai, that was a great rap. - Yeah. 18:48.640 --> 18:51.719 If you could call me Biggie or Big Smoke, I'd really appreciate it. 18:51.720 --> 18:53.720 - That's my stage name. - So, Chintan bhai… 18:55.520 --> 18:56.440 Yes, sir. 18:56.720 --> 19:00.120 So why did you go with the name Big Smoke if your name is Chintan? 19:00.400 --> 19:03.119 Back in school, I used to wear this green jacket. 19:03.120 --> 19:04.879 So, everyone used to call me Big Smoke 19:04.880 --> 19:06.800 because there was a character in San Andreas named Big Smoke. 19:07.440 --> 19:08.439 - So… - Yes. 19:08.440 --> 19:11.079 I thought that whenever I achieved something in life, I'd use this name. 19:11.080 --> 19:13.720 And it's also from two of my favorite inspirations, 19:13.840 --> 19:14.959 Biggie and Pop Smoke. 19:14.960 --> 19:16.920 So, I became Big Smoke. 19:17.120 --> 19:18.440 And I'm big, and I smoke! 19:20.800 --> 19:22.719 - It all fits together. - Yeah. 19:22.720 --> 19:24.800 - No, no, you're cute, man. - Thank you. 19:25.040 --> 19:26.439 That's the first time anyone's said that, but okay. 19:26.440 --> 19:28.520 Genuinely. I mean it. 19:29.640 --> 19:32.120 Buddy, aren't you hot? 19:32.320 --> 19:33.239 Extremely. 19:33.240 --> 19:35.639 - You must be sweating. - Yeah, I am. 19:35.640 --> 19:37.919 So, I give you Wild Stone! 19:37.920 --> 19:38.880 Okay. 19:39.640 --> 19:41.759 What? That's so smooth! 19:41.760 --> 19:43.919 I finally managed to do the Wild Stone integration. 19:43.920 --> 19:44.920 That was smooth, man! 19:45.200 --> 19:47.239 Here you go. Take Wild Stone with you. 19:47.240 --> 19:48.960 - Okay, okay. - Oh, man! 19:49.080 --> 19:50.239 Yeah. 19:50.240 --> 19:51.200 Nice. 19:52.520 --> 19:53.439 Smells nice. 19:53.440 --> 19:54.479 - Right? - Yeah, yeah. 19:54.480 --> 19:55.839 - You can put it in your pocket. - Smells nice. 19:55.840 --> 19:56.759 Oh, thank you so much. 19:56.760 --> 19:58.320 - I thought I had to give it back. - No, you don't. 19:59.200 --> 20:00.240 It's all yours. 20:00.400 --> 20:02.039 Thank you so much. At least I'm not leaving empty-handed. 20:02.040 --> 20:03.319 You'll need one each day. 20:03.320 --> 20:04.320 Yeah. 20:08.120 --> 20:10.240 - Come on, sir! - Come on, man! 20:10.520 --> 20:11.880 Fair enough, fair enough. 20:12.320 --> 20:14.279 I mean, switch up your fragrances. 20:14.280 --> 20:15.200 No, no. 20:16.520 --> 20:18.040 When he tries to cover up what he said… 20:19.040 --> 20:21.519 I can't help myself, man. Forgive me. 20:21.520 --> 20:23.199 If you're not comfortable, we can move on. 20:23.200 --> 20:24.799 No, it's fine. I can take a joke. 20:24.800 --> 20:26.720 - It's fine. Yeah. - No, it's not about the joke. It's just-- 20:26.840 --> 20:28.039 Aren't you concerned about your health? 20:28.040 --> 20:29.199 I'm really concerned about my health, 20:29.200 --> 20:30.519 - but the thing is-- - No, you're not concerned. 20:30.520 --> 20:33.919 Dude, hold on. Let the man speak. 20:33.920 --> 20:34.999 - Okay, go ahead. - Can I? 20:35.000 --> 20:36.639 Up until now, I wasn't concerned. 20:36.640 --> 20:38.119 But when I dropped out of college, 20:38.120 --> 20:40.760 I really thought I should lose some weight. 20:41.040 --> 20:45.520 Look, to be very frank, being fat is just a technicality. 20:46.160 --> 20:47.760 - Yeah. - Because if you think about it, 20:48.400 --> 20:51.440 on Earth, I could be 150 kilos. 20:52.120 --> 20:55.520 But if you send me to the Moon, I'll weigh 50 kilos there. 20:56.640 --> 20:59.160 Send me to Mars, and I'd be 35 kilos there. 20:59.520 --> 21:01.199 Basically, I'm not overweight. 21:01.200 --> 21:03.320 - Then? - I'm just on the wrong planet. 21:04.880 --> 21:06.200 Agreed. 21:06.440 --> 21:07.479 Buddy, listen to me. 21:07.480 --> 21:09.080 - Go on. - Start running. 21:09.200 --> 21:11.119 - Yeah? - First, just walk. 21:11.120 --> 21:12.520 - Okay? - Okay. 21:13.080 --> 21:14.040 Guys, please. 21:15.800 --> 21:18.279 - Okay. - Please, I'm being very serious. 21:18.280 --> 21:19.399 - Yeah. - Don't laugh. 21:19.400 --> 21:20.600 First things first, start walking. 21:20.760 --> 21:23.079 Harssh bhai, give him some advice. 21:23.080 --> 21:25.040 - No, I was just… - He does that at home every day. 21:29.440 --> 21:31.599 - No, I… - I was gonna ask if there are any tips 21:31.600 --> 21:32.679 from Bharti ma'am for me. 21:32.680 --> 21:33.719 I could try something. 21:33.720 --> 21:36.399 - No, I'm not kidding. Genuinely… - Brother, can I be honest? 21:36.400 --> 21:37.999 - Yeah. - Don't eat after 7:00 p.m. 21:38.000 --> 21:39.760 - Okay. - And go to bed by 10:30 p.m. 21:40.480 --> 21:43.480 If you follow your circadian rhythm, you'll be all set. 21:43.600 --> 21:44.719 - For sure. - What the fuck? 21:44.720 --> 21:46.880 Are we running a lab here or something? 21:47.760 --> 21:49.599 The poor guy came here to rap. 21:49.600 --> 21:50.879 "Go for a walk." 21:50.880 --> 21:53.119 - No, it's fine. I'm getting free advice. - "Just add some honey…" 21:53.120 --> 21:54.880 That's not what he came here for! 21:55.120 --> 21:56.799 - No… - I'm getting free advice, I'm liking it. 21:56.800 --> 21:57.719 Thank you. 21:57.720 --> 21:58.719 So, Chintan bhai, 21:58.720 --> 22:00.680 - apart from all these things… - Yeah. 22:00.880 --> 22:02.919 it says here that you've been in love with a girl 22:02.920 --> 22:03.800 - for the past-- - Oh, my God. 22:04.520 --> 22:06.520 - Yeah, you were saying? - You're the one who wrote it. 22:07.320 --> 22:10.039 - He goes, "Oh, my God!" - I wasn't expecting that to come up. 22:10.040 --> 22:11.600 It's the first thing you wrote. 22:11.840 --> 22:14.279 I said I was in love with this girl for three years. 22:14.280 --> 22:16.279 She had two or three relationships in those years. 22:16.280 --> 22:18.520 Yeah, it was just one-sided love. 22:18.760 --> 22:20.600 And I've never moved on to this day. 22:21.120 --> 22:22.600 Oh, then get moving, man. 22:29.880 --> 22:32.639 - You must move… - Back to square one. 22:32.640 --> 22:34.120 It's very important for you to move. 22:34.240 --> 22:36.399 Dude, I'm trying so hard 22:36.400 --> 22:38.479 - to change the topic. - It's fine, bro. It's fine. I'm liking it. 22:38.480 --> 22:41.119 I was talking about moving-- He said he hasn't moved on. 22:41.120 --> 22:42.120 So, I told him to move on. 22:42.360 --> 22:44.600 He means moving on in life. 22:45.080 --> 22:46.400 What's your goal in life now? 22:47.480 --> 22:48.479 Don't say it. 22:48.480 --> 22:50.759 - I… - Don't say it. Just don't say it. 22:50.760 --> 22:52.759 I know what you're about to say, so I'll say it myself. 22:52.760 --> 22:55.360 I just want to make enough money that people stop asking how much I weigh. 22:56.440 --> 22:58.120 Wow. Incredible. 22:58.640 --> 22:59.560 Well said. 23:00.040 --> 23:01.960 Buddy, he has a lot of money too. 23:02.400 --> 23:03.800 And no one asks him, right? 23:04.040 --> 23:05.599 - Everyone asks. - What do you know? 23:05.600 --> 23:07.360 That's the reason they ask him. 23:09.960 --> 23:12.439 You know, he was the only one on this panel 23:12.440 --> 23:14.040 who'd never had an FIR filed against him. 23:16.280 --> 23:18.280 Now fat people are going to file an FIR against you. 23:19.120 --> 23:20.120 He is cute. 23:21.000 --> 23:21.880 Thanks. 23:24.560 --> 23:26.399 You've released 70 songs. 23:26.400 --> 23:29.559 Yes, in the last four years, I've released five EPs and one mixtape. 23:29.560 --> 23:30.520 Where'd you pull those out from? 23:38.200 --> 23:39.119 That was funny. 23:39.120 --> 23:40.760 - I'm so sorry. You know what? - It was funny. 23:41.000 --> 23:43.120 I was drinking water, and my mind just wandered. 23:46.520 --> 23:48.399 So, you were saying? 23:48.400 --> 23:49.600 "Where'd you pull those out from?" 23:52.280 --> 23:53.800 Which label? I was just… 23:57.040 --> 23:59.120 - Oh, my God! - I'm so sorry. But you are cute. 24:01.600 --> 24:02.960 Why do you smoke? 24:03.840 --> 24:05.879 I've tried to quit. I've cut down now. 24:05.880 --> 24:07.639 I used to smoke a lot more. Now I smoke less. 24:07.640 --> 24:08.960 Do your parents know about this? 24:09.200 --> 24:11.079 Yeah. Dad knows, Mom knows. 24:11.080 --> 24:12.600 But the relatives don't know, so… 24:12.880 --> 24:14.080 - Now they'll know. - Sorry. 24:15.680 --> 24:17.520 No, don't be sorry. His family didn't know either. 24:17.640 --> 24:18.520 Okay. 24:19.800 --> 24:21.120 His story made the news. 24:22.520 --> 24:24.240 His name didn't even have an "R" in it before. 24:25.720 --> 24:27.520 Say what you will, but I never made it to the highest court. 24:27.880 --> 24:28.800 Am I right? 24:31.200 --> 24:32.439 I think Samay bhai did. 24:32.440 --> 24:35.040 - Yeah… - He might as well have a monthly pass. 24:36.520 --> 24:38.200 He just drops by to mark his attendance. 24:39.520 --> 24:41.399 - It's true. - He marks his attendance and says, 24:41.400 --> 24:43.960 "We'll worry about the scandal later. Just mark me present." 24:44.280 --> 24:46.920 It says here you have a palindrome. 24:47.120 --> 24:49.680 I don't have a palindrome. I made a palindrome. 24:49.880 --> 24:51.880 - Palindrome is a rap style. - Oh, okay. 24:52.000 --> 24:54.039 Basically, I wrote a rap 24:54.040 --> 24:56.479 using "B" alliteration throughout the entire verse. 24:56.480 --> 24:59.120 - Just B, B, B? - Just B. Every word starts with B. 24:59.560 --> 25:01.799 And when it ends, I sing it backwards too. 25:01.800 --> 25:03.919 - Then let's hear it. - That's really interesting. 25:03.920 --> 25:04.920 - Wow. - Let's go. 25:24.120 --> 25:25.880 - Incredible! - Wow! 25:26.560 --> 25:27.639 That was amazing, man. 25:27.640 --> 25:29.319 - Thank you so much. - All the words you said at the beginning-- 25:29.320 --> 25:31.839 From start to finish and back again, without changing the meaning. 25:31.840 --> 25:34.239 Without changing rhymes, without changing anything, with alliteration. 25:34.240 --> 25:35.800 - Incredible! - Very nice. 25:36.640 --> 25:38.680 I'm the only one. Thank you. 25:38.800 --> 25:39.880 Chandan ji… 25:40.320 --> 25:42.679 Say something nice, and then we'll call the next act. 25:42.680 --> 25:43.880 - Something nice. - You're very cute. 25:45.200 --> 25:46.959 Thank you, sir. You've said it so many times. 25:46.960 --> 25:48.920 Had she said it that many times, things would've been different. 25:50.240 --> 25:53.079 - Lover boy! - Thank you. Thank you. 25:53.080 --> 25:55.080 Should I wear a… frock and say it? 25:56.440 --> 25:57.799 Thank you so much. 25:57.800 --> 25:59.719 A big round of applause for Chintan! 25:59.720 --> 26:00.719 - Thank you, Chintan. - Thank you. 26:00.720 --> 26:02.520 Thank you so much, guys. Thank you so much. 26:03.120 --> 26:05.919 So… let's start with Balraj. 26:05.920 --> 26:07.400 Balraj ji, what's your score? 26:08.240 --> 26:09.559 Biggie, my man, 26:09.560 --> 26:12.199 you are a very talented rap artist. 26:12.200 --> 26:13.599 - Thank you. - I wish you keep growing. 26:13.600 --> 26:15.279 It's a ten out of ten from my side for you. 26:15.280 --> 26:16.840 Thank you so much. 26:18.560 --> 26:20.120 I'll give you an eight. 26:20.440 --> 26:22.280 - Because I want you to win. - Thank you. 26:22.840 --> 26:23.880 You are very cute. 26:25.160 --> 26:27.079 You get an 8.5 from me. 26:27.080 --> 26:28.640 Thank you so much. 26:29.320 --> 26:31.120 - Big Smoke, my brother… - Yes, bro. 26:31.520 --> 26:34.439 From me-- But you've got to take this seriously, okay? 26:34.440 --> 26:35.719 - Yeah, for sure. - You need to start working on it. 26:35.720 --> 26:37.639 For sure. I'll be back in front of you in one year. 26:37.640 --> 26:38.600 You won't recognize me. 26:39.120 --> 26:40.039 - Alright, done. - I promise. 26:40.040 --> 26:41.840 He wouldn't recognize you regardless. 26:44.680 --> 26:45.640 Sure. 26:46.360 --> 26:47.399 8.5. 26:47.400 --> 26:48.960 Thank you so much. 26:49.280 --> 26:52.239 I'm giving you a ten out of ten, bro. You were flawless. 26:52.240 --> 26:54.279 Thank you so much, bro. Thank you so much. 26:54.280 --> 26:56.440 That makes your average a nine. 26:59.960 --> 27:02.000 - 7.5! - That's it? 27:05.520 --> 27:07.200 I… I don't know. 27:07.360 --> 27:08.960 I just thought 7.5 would be a good score. 27:09.160 --> 27:11.800 - Can I say something? Just one thing. - Yes, please go ahead. 27:12.040 --> 27:15.400 And I want to say this in all seriousness. It's what I wanted to tell him. 27:16.120 --> 27:17.760 - Aham Brahmasmi. - Yes. 27:18.400 --> 27:20.000 - You know what that means? - I know… 27:20.960 --> 27:23.760 - It means, "I am everything…" - "I am everything…" 27:24.000 --> 27:26.240 Right? So you are everything. 27:26.840 --> 27:28.800 So, get cracking, okay? Come on, man! 27:29.360 --> 27:32.280 I'm trying to motivate him. What's so funny about that? 27:33.280 --> 27:35.360 You just couldn't resist saying "moti." 27:37.760 --> 27:40.600 - Chandan is a terrible man. - No, it's fine. He's really cute. 27:48.360 --> 27:50.519 - Thank you so much for coming, brother! - Thank you so much. 27:50.520 --> 27:51.920 - Thank you so much. - Thank you, thank you. 27:54.240 --> 27:55.440 What a guy, man! 27:56.400 --> 27:57.639 That was so much fun. 27:57.640 --> 27:58.720 Great guy. 27:59.680 --> 28:01.960 I can't believe I'm the moral compass of the panel today. 28:05.520 --> 28:08.480 Make some noise for the next act, Kapil Dinkar! 28:10.760 --> 28:11.600 Oh, man! 28:17.920 --> 28:18.880 Well… 28:19.040 --> 28:20.800 - Sir, that was last season. - Did you start again? 28:21.640 --> 28:22.760 You're doing it again? 28:23.200 --> 28:24.800 Getting shut down once wasn't enough for you? 28:25.560 --> 28:27.240 - Oh gosh! - Bro. 28:28.400 --> 28:30.239 - Let it be. - What state's police force is this? 28:30.240 --> 28:32.920 You know you can't just wear a police uniform like that, right? 28:33.400 --> 28:34.640 Actually, I have permission. 28:35.520 --> 28:38.080 But you can't wear a police uniform if you're not a cop yourself. 28:38.680 --> 28:42.039 Actually, I'm a singer, lyricist, and composer. That's what feeds my soul. 28:42.040 --> 28:44.399 And apart from that, I'm a cop to pay the bills. 28:44.400 --> 28:45.399 - Oh, you are a cop! - Yes. 28:45.400 --> 28:46.520 Sir, sorry! Sorry! 28:49.160 --> 28:50.240 Can I remove this? 28:50.840 --> 28:52.559 Yes, please do whatever you want, sir. 28:52.560 --> 28:54.519 I'll just come over there. 28:54.520 --> 28:56.960 Do you need anything, sir? Would you like some tea? 28:57.240 --> 28:58.199 - Tea? - Sure, I'd like tea. 28:58.200 --> 28:59.360 Get him some tea. 29:01.800 --> 29:02.719 Yes, please. 29:02.720 --> 29:04.400 Look, I'm getting respect from Samay bhai. 29:04.560 --> 29:07.040 - That's the most important thing. - Sir, please begin. Just start. 29:07.680 --> 29:09.120 - Alright. - Let's have a round of applause! 29:10.800 --> 29:14.400 So, I saved up my salary from my job and made a song. 29:14.640 --> 29:16.639 I wrote it, composed it, 29:16.640 --> 29:17.600 and I'm the one singing it. 29:17.880 --> 29:18.800 So, let's begin. 29:19.000 --> 29:19.880 Nice. 29:40.520 --> 29:41.360 Wow! 30:16.600 --> 30:17.640 Thank you so much. 30:17.760 --> 30:20.559 - Very nice! Fantastic! - Incredible, sir! 30:20.560 --> 30:21.479 Thank you. 30:21.480 --> 30:23.040 - Very good. Very good. - Thank you. 30:23.680 --> 30:24.520 Thank you. 30:24.720 --> 30:27.000 So, what score would you like, sir? 30:28.200 --> 30:29.599 Just give me what I've written down. 30:29.600 --> 30:31.159 Yeah, I don't know, but I hope-- 30:31.160 --> 30:32.400 Are you really a cop? 30:32.520 --> 30:33.360 Yes. 30:33.840 --> 30:34.839 I can't believe 30:34.840 --> 30:37.879 - that a cop has come to perform! - Wow, this is a huge deal! 30:37.880 --> 30:40.960 I came to check things out so there won't be any trouble. 30:41.360 --> 30:43.039 - That was wonderful. You sang so well. - Thank you. 30:43.040 --> 30:45.160 - You're so talented and… - You sang beautifully. 30:45.320 --> 30:46.999 - You're wonderful. - All the people facing FIRs 30:47.000 --> 30:48.480 are full of praise for him. 30:50.640 --> 30:53.440 But it's so cool, man! Even the police watch our show? 30:53.880 --> 30:55.200 - Absolutely. - It's just the police watching it! 30:57.760 --> 31:00.280 Why are you so quiet? Just because his name is Kapil? 31:05.280 --> 31:08.279 You can crack a joke or two. It's fine. He's just Kapil by name. 31:08.280 --> 31:10.319 You don't even have a case against you. This is a good excuse to get one. 31:10.320 --> 31:12.760 Precisely why I'm keeping quiet. I don't want a case against me. 31:13.200 --> 31:14.560 This is my first experience, sir. 31:15.080 --> 31:15.960 Okay. 31:16.280 --> 31:19.119 Kapil ji, how long have you been in the police force? 31:19.120 --> 31:21.040 I was selected in '21. 31:21.920 --> 31:24.999 So if I call 100 right now, will your phone ring? 31:25.000 --> 31:25.880 No. 31:26.440 --> 31:28.080 Okay, Kapil ji… 31:28.200 --> 31:30.480 Kapil ji, what does it feel like to be a cop? 31:30.880 --> 31:33.039 It feels great because it was my mother's dream. 31:33.040 --> 31:35.159 My mom always dreamed I'd wear the uniform. 31:35.160 --> 31:36.720 And my dream was always music. 31:37.640 --> 31:38.719 Wow, that's amazing. 31:38.720 --> 31:42.080 With a physique like mine, could I become a cop? 31:42.640 --> 31:45.360 You're already very active. Your dancing is incredible. 31:45.600 --> 31:47.919 You dance so well with that physique. 31:47.920 --> 31:51.000 - I asked the question just to hear that! - No, but… 31:51.160 --> 31:53.360 You can't be a DIG, but you can be a PIG. 31:56.320 --> 31:58.000 - Limbachiyaa! - Put it down. 32:00.080 --> 32:01.799 Sir, but you came here-- 32:01.800 --> 32:04.400 I'm sure you told your senior you were going on Latent. 32:04.680 --> 32:05.800 What was their reaction? 32:06.080 --> 32:08.800 Actually, I am the only cop who has permission for music. 32:09.000 --> 32:10.080 - What? - From the department. Yes. 32:10.560 --> 32:13.199 And touch wood, I mean, the officers are supportive. 32:13.200 --> 32:16.520 They're especially supportive when you do well at certain things. 32:17.040 --> 32:18.480 You did an amazing job. 32:20.680 --> 32:23.199 - Really. No… - We don't know what to say to you. 32:23.200 --> 32:26.520 Genuinely. Genuinely, you did an amazing job. 32:27.800 --> 32:28.840 Kapil ji. 32:29.000 --> 32:31.479 - Yes, sir? - What rank do you hold in the police? 32:31.480 --> 32:32.920 - I'm a constable. - Okay. 32:33.320 --> 32:35.440 Oh! And I was sitting here getting scared. 32:40.400 --> 32:42.200 A constable is the one who comes to make the arrest. 32:44.000 --> 32:45.999 - Okay? The arrest-- - No, sir. I'm a good person. 32:46.000 --> 32:47.880 Neither a DIG nor a PIG comes to arrest you. 32:48.000 --> 32:49.879 - Sir, I… - A constable makes the arrest. 32:49.880 --> 32:51.680 I had something else going on in the back of my mind. 32:52.120 --> 32:53.040 I'm so sorry, sir. 32:54.640 --> 32:57.319 It says here you have also written eleven books. 32:57.320 --> 32:59.240 - Eleven books? - My books are a work in progress. 32:59.440 --> 33:01.319 I've completed three. 33:01.320 --> 33:03.840 So does that mean all crime has ended in UP now? 33:04.160 --> 33:07.200 It has definitely reduced. 93% of the criminals 33:07.480 --> 33:10.359 who were caught have been properly sentenced. 33:10.360 --> 33:12.120 More than 5,000 33:12.720 --> 33:14.999 Mission Shakti centers that have been established 33:15.000 --> 33:16.679 are also functioning very effectively. 33:16.680 --> 33:18.240 So, now you have time for all this. 33:18.440 --> 33:20.959 No, it's not that. I work night shifts 33:20.960 --> 33:23.239 and spend my free daytime hours focusing on my artistic life. 33:23.240 --> 33:26.000 - Oh, Dinkar! Let's go, brother. - That's amazing. 33:26.760 --> 33:29.080 - "Dinkar!" - That's so-- That's so beautiful. 33:30.000 --> 33:32.159 So, sir, aren't you scared? I mean, as a cop-- 33:32.160 --> 33:34.199 I mean, you're a constable. Aren't you afraid 33:34.200 --> 33:36.080 that a crime might occur in UP? 33:36.200 --> 33:38.200 It must be a very scary job, right? 33:38.480 --> 33:40.399 No. We've been given a lot of freedom, 33:40.400 --> 33:43.720 and we're making good use of it. You must have seen it in the news. 33:46.320 --> 33:47.559 - Yeah, that's true. - Yes. 33:47.560 --> 33:48.640 - Yes. - That's true. 33:49.760 --> 33:50.680 Go on, say it. 33:53.640 --> 33:54.679 - Go ahead. - Man-- 33:54.680 --> 33:55.920 You are a pure soul. 33:56.600 --> 33:58.199 - Pure soul. - You are an amazing singer. 33:58.200 --> 33:59.439 - You are amazing. - So good. 33:59.440 --> 34:00.560 Wonderful. Would you like some tea? 34:02.240 --> 34:04.200 You asked at the start, but you still haven't given me any. 34:06.720 --> 34:09.600 Sir, you're so sweet. Do you ever hit anyone? 34:09.719 --> 34:11.239 Have you ever laid a hand on anyone? 34:11.760 --> 34:14.238 See, that's what I'm saying. I'm an artistic person. 34:14.239 --> 34:15.799 I can't really do that sort of thing. 34:15.800 --> 34:17.840 I told you he was a great guy! 34:18.040 --> 34:19.359 - You're too sweet. - Too sweet. 34:19.360 --> 34:21.199 If we ever commit a crime, please be the one to arrest us. 34:22.199 --> 34:24.359 First of all, tell me, why would you commit a crime? 34:24.360 --> 34:26.198 - No, I won't, sir. I'm not a bad guy. - He's done it before. 34:26.199 --> 34:28.760 - No way! - It's always on his mind. 34:29.480 --> 34:31.440 - The "joint" commissioner came for him. - No, no, no. 34:35.239 --> 34:37.239 Kapil ji, would you like something to eat? Some fries? 34:37.400 --> 34:39.919 - No, thanks. - Here you go, Kapil ji. For you. 34:39.920 --> 34:41.120 - What is it? - Sir, please. 34:41.639 --> 34:42.679 I'll give them to you under the table. 34:44.480 --> 34:45.800 He was waiting to say that. 34:50.480 --> 34:52.560 Wow, you actually did it. 34:52.800 --> 34:55.840 - Sir, what are you talking about? - Hey, someone get a chair for him. 34:56.719 --> 34:58.079 You've mentioned here 34:58.080 --> 35:01.520 something about magical ability-- Inability to get lost. 35:01.760 --> 35:04.839 I can explain what that means in a line from one of my songs. 35:04.840 --> 35:05.760 Okay. 35:06.080 --> 35:08.080 I've always 35:08.920 --> 35:13.200 Spoken to the rivers, mountains Trees, oceans, clouds 35:13.520 --> 35:17.320 And birds 35:17.640 --> 35:20.999 I just want to get lost in them. The rivers, mountains, birds. 35:21.000 --> 35:21.919 - Nature. - Nature. 35:21.920 --> 35:26.640 Then why did you come on Latent? 35:27.520 --> 35:29.800 There are no rivers here 35:30.440 --> 35:32.360 There's just a mountain 35:39.560 --> 35:40.800 Here's my response. 35:42.280 --> 35:46.520 Because the first season was shut down 35:47.160 --> 35:51.600 On account of our brother's actions 35:52.360 --> 35:55.720 That's why BeerBiceps 35:55.960 --> 35:59.400 Is no longer seen around here 35:59.520 --> 36:00.640 Amazing! 36:02.240 --> 36:03.680 - Wow, man. - That's amazing. 36:04.120 --> 36:07.599 So, Kapil ji, you have a very artistic temperament. 36:07.600 --> 36:09.600 So, do you have a love story or something? 36:10.400 --> 36:11.640 What are you getting at? 36:11.760 --> 36:13.919 I mean, I just want to know, how do you-- 36:13.920 --> 36:15.880 Like, do you use handcuffs there as well? 36:19.320 --> 36:20.600 I should have some tea first. 36:22.040 --> 36:23.680 I told you to drink it earlier. 36:24.680 --> 36:25.600 Yes. 36:26.120 --> 36:27.640 Look, let me tell you something. 36:28.480 --> 36:30.560 If you ever fall in love, fall in love with an artist. 36:30.920 --> 36:33.280 Because they can romanticize even the smallest things. 36:34.480 --> 36:36.519 For example, if someone gets a fever, 36:36.520 --> 36:38.960 and their lover is an artist, 36:39.240 --> 36:41.160 they won't just give them paracetamol. 36:41.720 --> 36:44.680 They'll say, "What do you need that for? You're already so hot." 36:45.120 --> 36:46.720 So, I wrote a song that goes… 37:05.560 --> 37:06.599 Nice one! 37:06.600 --> 37:09.800 So you see, an artistic person can even romanticize paracetamol. 37:10.560 --> 37:12.400 Don't you go around catching criminals? 37:12.720 --> 37:15.559 Like, what happens when there's a need to carry out an encounter? 37:15.560 --> 37:17.199 When a criminal comes before him, he goes, 37:17.200 --> 37:20.159 Oh, you're running away, are you? 37:20.160 --> 37:22.880 I have to carry out an encounter 37:23.200 --> 37:26.520 I'm gonna shoot you 37:34.280 --> 37:36.200 Incredible! 37:36.800 --> 37:38.879 Very good! Excellent! 37:38.880 --> 37:39.720 Thank you. 37:40.200 --> 37:42.120 "I'm gonna shoot you." Amazing. 37:43.640 --> 37:45.479 - Excellent, sir. - A huge round of applause 37:45.480 --> 37:47.240 - for Kapil Dinkar, everyone. - Thank you. 37:49.560 --> 37:51.879 Sir, I genuinely enjoyed that. 37:51.880 --> 37:54.719 Kudos to you for your passion and your beautiful singing. 37:54.720 --> 37:56.359 And you're an amazing person. 37:56.360 --> 37:57.439 Thank you so much. 37:57.440 --> 38:00.720 Having an Indian police officer on our show has really boosted our credibility. 38:00.920 --> 38:03.960 And I have nothing but respect and love for you. 38:04.080 --> 38:06.759 For everything you do, and for everything the police do for us. 38:06.760 --> 38:09.439 - Ten out of ten from me, sir. - Thank you. 38:09.440 --> 38:10.439 Ten. 38:10.440 --> 38:11.759 - Ten out of ten, sir. - Thank you. 38:11.760 --> 38:12.880 Come on, Harssh. 38:13.840 --> 38:15.040 Sir, it's a ten for you. 38:15.360 --> 38:16.319 Ten, ten, ten. 38:16.320 --> 38:18.039 I hope you gave yourself a ten as well. 38:18.040 --> 38:19.599 It's a ten out of ten from me. 38:19.600 --> 38:22.160 Sir, that brings your average to a perfect ten. 38:23.520 --> 38:24.600 - Shall I? - Yes. 38:34.960 --> 38:37.080 Man, you can't set off an explosion in front of the police. 38:45.560 --> 38:46.759 Amazing! 38:46.760 --> 38:48.280 Amazing, sir! 38:49.600 --> 38:52.319 Thank you so much for coming, sir. 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Bye-bye. 39:52.560 --> 39:53.960 - A salute to you. - Thank you so much. 39:55.280 --> 39:56.399 Alright. 39:56.400 --> 39:59.840 Make some noise for the next act, Geni Kamki! 40:02.440 --> 40:03.360 Hello. 40:03.800 --> 40:04.680 The card… 40:13.360 --> 40:14.280 Make some noise! 40:53.480 --> 40:54.760 Let me sing you the scale tonight. 41:23.080 --> 41:24.120 That was amazing! 41:25.000 --> 41:26.000 Incredible! 41:27.560 --> 41:28.520 Thank you so much. 41:29.880 --> 41:31.520 Very good, Geni. Very good. 41:31.800 --> 41:33.919 - Thank you. - Geni, you were so good! 41:33.920 --> 41:35.319 - Thank you so much, sir. - What language did you sing in 41:35.320 --> 41:36.320 at the beginning? 41:36.440 --> 41:39.680 At the beginning, I was singing in the Arunachali language. 41:40.120 --> 41:41.840 - My language… - Wow, man! 41:42.920 --> 41:43.839 - Arunachal-- - That's actually 41:43.840 --> 41:45.359 my brother's unreleased song. 41:45.360 --> 41:46.999 It's unreleased? And you released it here? 41:47.000 --> 41:48.039 My older brother-- 41:48.040 --> 41:51.120 My older brother said if I performed it here, 41:51.520 --> 41:53.800 he'd cast me as the actress in the music video. 41:57.320 --> 41:58.880 - Amazing! - So cute! 41:59.040 --> 42:02.560 By the way, I'm breaking this news here today for the first time. 42:02.920 --> 42:04.120 Please keep it to yourselves. 42:04.440 --> 42:06.439 This is the first season 42:06.440 --> 42:08.880 that will also stream on Netflix. 42:12.480 --> 42:13.520 That's right. 42:14.640 --> 42:17.080 So, your brother's song is going to be on Netflix. 42:19.960 --> 42:21.479 - This is on Netflix? - Yeah. 42:21.480 --> 42:22.640 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 42:23.480 --> 42:24.560 You're doing very good. 42:28.480 --> 42:29.600 Nice one! 42:31.280 --> 42:33.799 - That was too good. Fantastic. - Thank you so much, sir. 42:33.800 --> 42:36.440 How are you, like, so full of energy and joy? 42:36.840 --> 42:38.399 Oh! Alright. 42:38.400 --> 42:40.719 Actually, sir, I took a nap before coming here. 42:40.720 --> 42:43.000 - A nap? - I mean, I took a power nap. 42:44.000 --> 42:44.920 So… 42:45.440 --> 42:47.720 - Did you come directly from Arunachal? - Yes, sir. 42:51.440 --> 42:53.839 - Yes, sir. I'm from Arunachal. - Are we in the army? 42:53.840 --> 42:54.879 - You scolded him! - No, no. 42:54.880 --> 42:56.720 - "Yes, sir!" - No, no, no. 42:59.480 --> 43:00.760 Damn, sir… 43:02.040 --> 43:04.279 - I don't understand anything. - Man-- 43:04.280 --> 43:06.560 She's so confused, she doesn't even know how to stand. 43:06.960 --> 43:08.919 - Please don't be so cute. - She's so cute. 43:08.920 --> 43:11.520 Harssh bhai will end up adopting you and start a baby vlog. 43:13.920 --> 43:15.600 He's short on kids these days. 43:16.160 --> 43:17.839 - His content's going downhill too. - Damn! 43:17.840 --> 43:18.680 There'll be more. 43:18.840 --> 43:21.560 Do you live in Mumbai or Arunachal? 43:22.040 --> 43:23.360 Sir, I live in Guwahati. 43:23.720 --> 43:25.679 - Oh… - I study in Guwahati, sir. 43:25.680 --> 43:27.520 Can you get my FIR in Guwahati dropped? 43:30.800 --> 43:33.160 Come on, help me out. 43:33.360 --> 43:34.639 What do you want me to drop in Guwahati? 43:34.640 --> 43:37.599 Teach me something in the language of Guwahati, if you know it. 43:37.600 --> 43:38.599 - Guwahati? - I… 43:38.600 --> 43:40.679 He said to get an FIR in Guwahati dropped. 43:40.680 --> 43:44.120 What should I say so my clip goes viral in Guwahati and my FIR gets withdrawn? 43:45.600 --> 43:47.280 Please forgive me. 43:48.000 --> 43:49.479 - Please forgive me. - "Please…" 43:49.480 --> 43:51.920 He made his apology back then. Give him something new. 43:56.200 --> 43:57.199 Something creative. 43:57.200 --> 43:59.320 Sir, actually, you're asking the wrong person. 43:59.440 --> 44:01.799 You see, I'm not from Guwahati. I'm from Arunachal. 44:01.800 --> 44:04.359 - You just mentioned Guwahati. - I'm just studying there, sir. 44:04.360 --> 44:05.440 What do you study there? 44:07.080 --> 44:08.160 Homeopathy, sir. 44:09.160 --> 44:11.040 So this thing that keeps happening to you, 44:11.480 --> 44:13.640 is it because of some homeopathic medicine? 44:15.840 --> 44:17.600 You should try some allopathy. 44:19.360 --> 44:20.719 There's something about you. 44:20.720 --> 44:22.839 Okay, one minute. Tell me something. Are you on Instagram? 44:22.840 --> 44:25.520 - Yes, sir. - That video that went viral, 44:25.640 --> 44:27.320 - the one-- - Yes, sir, that's me! 44:27.920 --> 44:29.839 - Wow, that's amazing! - Which video? 44:29.840 --> 44:30.999 - Which video? - Which video? 44:31.000 --> 44:34.039 The one where she says, "I study better with music…" 44:34.040 --> 44:35.319 - or something like that. - Yes, sir. 44:35.320 --> 44:36.239 That's you, right? 44:36.240 --> 44:37.679 - Yes, sir. - Bro, you have to see that video. 44:37.680 --> 44:39.399 - Are you eating something in it? - It's great. 44:39.400 --> 44:41.839 - No, sir, I'm not eating. - Then how did you see it? 44:41.840 --> 44:44.079 No, seriously, it's such a cute video. 44:44.080 --> 44:45.999 - I was studying, sir. - Yeah, very nice. 44:46.000 --> 44:46.919 - Really? - Thank you so much, sir. 44:46.920 --> 44:48.679 I've seen that video ten times. 44:48.680 --> 44:49.759 - Oh my! - Oh! 44:49.760 --> 44:51.679 - I mean, it's so cute. - Thank you, sir. 44:51.680 --> 44:52.720 Thank you so much. 44:53.080 --> 44:54.160 Thank you so much, sir. 44:54.960 --> 44:55.920 You've got it… 44:58.080 --> 44:59.520 How many views has it got? 44:59.920 --> 45:01.239 118 million. 45:01.240 --> 45:02.320 Ten among those are his. 45:03.800 --> 45:06.239 - What? Are you serious? - 118! 45:06.240 --> 45:07.160 Yes, sir. 45:07.640 --> 45:10.039 - You have 118 million views? - Yes, sir. 45:10.040 --> 45:12.120 You should sit here, and I'll go sit over there. 45:12.560 --> 45:14.599 - You go over there, and I'll dance here. - No, sir… 45:14.600 --> 45:15.720 No, no, no. 45:18.840 --> 45:20.880 - Damn! - You sit over there. 45:23.360 --> 45:25.080 118 million?! 45:25.200 --> 45:26.120 Yes, sir. 45:30.400 --> 45:31.559 Dude, I mean-- 45:31.560 --> 45:33.120 There probably aren't even that many people in the country. 45:35.360 --> 45:37.720 He just said each person watched it ten times. 45:39.960 --> 45:43.479 Genuinely, not even Samay's videos have as many views 45:43.480 --> 45:44.840 as this video of yours. 45:45.840 --> 45:48.920 Do any of your videos have 118 million or something? 45:49.720 --> 45:51.240 - I don't, man. - That one-- 45:51.360 --> 45:52.320 But now they will! 45:52.920 --> 45:53.920 I do, I do. 45:55.880 --> 45:57.840 - Damn. - It says here you're a B-boy. 45:58.760 --> 46:00.879 No, sir, I was. 46:00.880 --> 46:02.560 - You're a girl, right? - Yes, sir. 46:03.280 --> 46:04.200 I'm a girl. 46:06.480 --> 46:09.719 "B-boy" means a dancer. It's a dance term. 46:09.720 --> 46:11.280 - I'm so sorry. - No. 46:12.360 --> 46:13.360 It's okay. 46:13.600 --> 46:16.239 Last season, we also had someone from the Northeast. 46:16.240 --> 46:17.159 She was so sweet. 46:17.160 --> 46:19.439 What is it about your Northeast culture 46:19.440 --> 46:22.640 that all the people from there are so kind, so sweet, so full of joy? 46:23.120 --> 46:25.239 Well, we live in the mountains. 46:25.240 --> 46:27.919 We always feel fresh, you know, living away from the chaos. 46:27.920 --> 46:28.800 That's amazing. 46:29.240 --> 46:30.240 That's why, sir. 46:30.560 --> 46:32.040 So, that's fun, sir. 46:32.280 --> 46:34.840 You know, our minds are empty. I mean… 46:35.440 --> 46:37.600 Sir, no. Sorry, sir. 46:39.400 --> 46:42.200 - I mean, our minds are fresh. - Your minds are fresh. 46:42.320 --> 46:44.000 - Fresh. - Very nice. Very nice. 46:44.720 --> 46:48.039 Man, your way of speaking is so fun to listen to. 46:48.040 --> 46:48.920 You swear? 46:49.120 --> 46:50.400 - Thank you. - Yes, sir. 46:51.080 --> 46:52.120 Yes, sir. 46:52.560 --> 46:55.639 It says here that if you could swap lives with someone, 46:55.640 --> 46:57.360 it would be Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. 46:58.480 --> 47:00.720 Now why is that? What's this sudden… 47:00.840 --> 47:01.840 Yes, sir. 47:02.160 --> 47:03.160 "My child!" 47:03.920 --> 47:05.120 - "Dignity…" - Please. 47:05.560 --> 47:06.800 - Please. Once. - "Fire!" 47:09.240 --> 47:10.920 So what do you want to do with Amitabh ji? 47:11.040 --> 47:12.119 The legend, Amitabh sir. 47:12.120 --> 47:13.800 Because he did something terrible to him. 47:19.720 --> 47:22.280 - What do… - What is it that you want to do? 47:23.840 --> 47:27.000 Well, the question was something like, if for one day-- 47:27.120 --> 47:28.680 Just for one day, right? 47:28.800 --> 47:32.320 If you had to swap lives with someone for a day, who would it be? 47:32.840 --> 47:34.799 That's why I wrote Amitabh Bachchan sir. 47:34.800 --> 47:38.760 Because I just want to see what life looks like from that high up. 47:45.120 --> 47:46.480 Brilliant! Very good! 47:49.120 --> 47:51.400 - Do you know Harssh bhai? - Yes, sir. 47:51.760 --> 47:52.720 Bharti ji's… 47:57.960 --> 47:59.640 And there's no problem with that. 48:00.520 --> 48:02.360 Bharti ji's what? Go on, say the whole thing. 48:02.480 --> 48:04.960 - Bharti ji's… liability. - People are still laughing. 48:06.600 --> 48:07.640 Better half. 48:08.400 --> 48:09.720 - There you go. - How sweet! 48:10.200 --> 48:12.039 You're a good person. You shouldn't have come here. 48:12.040 --> 48:13.320 The people here are terrible. 48:14.320 --> 48:16.639 You're very nice. When did you get to Mumbai? 48:16.640 --> 48:17.639 - Did you come for the show? - Sir… 48:17.640 --> 48:19.600 I arrived for the first time today. I mean, yesterday. 48:19.920 --> 48:21.239 - You've never been to Mumbai before? - No. 48:21.240 --> 48:23.440 - This is your first time in Mumbai? - Yes, sir. 48:23.680 --> 48:24.520 So… 48:25.920 --> 48:27.720 - "Yes, sir!" - So how long will you be here? 48:28.040 --> 48:28.960 Until tomorrow. 48:29.440 --> 48:30.800 Stay longer. It's your first time in Mumbai. 48:30.920 --> 48:33.359 Sir, I have to go to college. My attendance is low. 48:33.360 --> 48:34.440 Don't worry about it. 48:34.640 --> 48:36.640 It's homeopathy anyway. It doesn't… 48:39.000 --> 48:42.240 I was dreading that someone would say that! 48:42.840 --> 48:43.800 Geni ji, 48:43.920 --> 48:45.839 - Yes, sir. - why don't you become a real doctor? 48:45.840 --> 48:47.400 Even the exam papers have been leaked now. 48:54.880 --> 48:57.840 There was a performance before you. You didn't see any of it, right? 48:58.640 --> 49:00.799 He was cutting a banana with playing cards. 49:00.800 --> 49:02.199 - A banana. - Yes, sir. Got it. 49:02.200 --> 49:04.119 - A banana. - The fruit you peel and eat. 49:04.120 --> 49:05.120 Yes, sir. 49:05.280 --> 49:06.199 Yes, yes. 49:06.200 --> 49:08.479 He cut it with a card, like this. 49:08.480 --> 49:10.280 - Very dangerous. - With a card? Like this? 49:12.160 --> 49:13.320 Like this. 49:15.000 --> 49:15.880 Oh. 49:16.480 --> 49:18.519 - Do you want to see it? - Yes, sir. 49:18.520 --> 49:20.160 Come on, bring him out! 49:24.560 --> 49:26.360 You're our guest today. 49:27.480 --> 49:30.120 You came all the way from Arunachal for us. We'll show you something. 49:30.240 --> 49:32.000 - Thank you so much, sir. - Come on, brother. 49:35.960 --> 49:37.759 - Geni ji. - He has brought vegetables. 49:37.760 --> 49:39.240 - Geni ji… - Damn! 49:39.360 --> 49:40.680 Why don't you sit over there for now? 49:41.600 --> 49:42.919 - Why not? - Sit. Please have a seat. 49:42.920 --> 49:43.999 - Yeah, why not? - Sure? 49:44.000 --> 49:45.080 - Yeah! - Yes, yes. 49:49.720 --> 49:50.600 Hello. 49:52.320 --> 49:54.679 Our sister has come from Arunachal Pradesh. 49:54.680 --> 49:56.640 - So, let's show her a trick. - Yeah, okay. 49:57.200 --> 49:58.800 You have to grip this with your teeth. 50:01.320 --> 50:02.359 Bro! 50:02.360 --> 50:03.840 No, the card won't hit you. 50:04.160 --> 50:06.640 You were holding a match in your hand earlier. Did any card hit you? 50:07.120 --> 50:08.039 You're safe. 50:08.040 --> 50:09.600 Geni, I'm doing this just for you. 50:14.120 --> 50:15.560 A brother's love! 50:18.880 --> 50:21.080 Balraj… Balraj, does this remind you of anything? 50:48.920 --> 50:49.960 How was that? 50:56.480 --> 50:58.480 - Tell him. - Geni, what would you like to say? 50:59.080 --> 51:01.920 Excellent. You should have gone to India's Got Talent. 51:03.720 --> 51:04.680 He… 51:07.760 --> 51:09.639 - Thank you, man. Thank you so much. - Thank you. 51:09.640 --> 51:12.240 Let's have a big round of applause for Geni, everyone! Come on! 51:12.840 --> 51:13.800 Thank you. 51:15.720 --> 51:17.399 - Geni ji… - Yes, sir. 51:17.400 --> 51:19.400 I'll just give you a ten out of ten. You're so entertaining. 51:21.960 --> 51:22.999 Well… 51:23.000 --> 51:27.040 I really wish I could give you more than ten, but it's a ten. 51:31.320 --> 51:32.160 Geni ji… 51:33.360 --> 51:34.200 ten. 51:36.040 --> 51:37.720 Obviously, a ten from my side. 51:40.120 --> 51:41.360 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 51:42.160 --> 51:43.680 Ten out of ten from my side. 51:47.160 --> 51:49.120 That makes your average ten. 51:52.400 --> 51:54.959 Damn it! 51:54.960 --> 51:57.719 - No! - No! 51:57.720 --> 52:00.040 No! 52:01.240 --> 52:02.239 Come on! 52:02.240 --> 52:04.319 Come on, Geni, you're better than that! 52:04.320 --> 52:06.359 Yeah, so you gave me a ten. 52:06.360 --> 52:07.879 Everyone gave you a ten. 52:07.880 --> 52:09.920 - All of us. - Yeah, so that's higher than this. 52:10.240 --> 52:12.000 - Yeah, but-- - Well, that's great, but… 52:12.640 --> 52:14.279 the scores should match. 52:14.280 --> 52:16.160 You didn't think you'd get a ten today? 52:16.600 --> 52:19.080 No, this number 7.5 is very aesthetic. 52:21.040 --> 52:21.960 It's a great number. 52:23.560 --> 52:25.160 - She's so cute. - Aesthetic number. 52:25.760 --> 52:26.799 Aesthetic. 52:26.800 --> 52:30.200 Man, I don't want to let you leave without a gift from us. 52:30.320 --> 52:34.160 So, from us, you win a brand new Ai+ Nova smartphone. 52:38.760 --> 52:39.839 It's a phone. 52:39.840 --> 52:41.599 - This-- - I'm getting a phone? 52:41.600 --> 52:42.560 - Yes! - Damn! 52:43.880 --> 52:45.200 It's a very durable phone. 52:45.560 --> 52:47.000 It'll come in handy for self-defense. 52:47.120 --> 52:49.680 - Oh, boy! - If someone starts throwing cards at you, 52:50.240 --> 52:52.319 - Oh, boy! - you can use this to shield yourself. 52:52.320 --> 52:53.239 Hello. 52:53.240 --> 52:54.120 There you go. 52:54.400 --> 52:56.240 - All of it? - Just one. Just one. 52:57.560 --> 52:59.000 Let's go! 53:00.840 --> 53:01.999 Thank you so much for joining us. 53:02.000 --> 53:03.039 - Thank you so much, sir. - Take care. 53:03.040 --> 53:04.199 - Bye-bye. - Thank you so much. 53:04.200 --> 53:05.519 Bye-bye. Make some noise for her! 53:05.520 --> 53:07.080 - Awesome, Geni! - Well done. 53:15.800 --> 53:17.760 Wow! That was so much fun! 53:18.080 --> 53:19.839 Man, people are incredibly talented. 53:19.840 --> 53:21.600 Once again, I forgot to mention Wild Stone. 53:24.200 --> 53:27.360 Look at Samay's fate What a tragedy has befallen him 53:27.720 --> 53:29.640 He took Latent to the skies 53:30.200 --> 53:32.200 Yet lost himself along the way 53:32.840 --> 53:35.720 He didn't even say, "Would you rather…" Yet his show got shut down 53:36.320 --> 53:38.319 You've got evil-eye charms on your dress. 53:38.320 --> 53:41.680 Do you really think anyone would cast the evil eye on such crappy poetry? 53:42.520 --> 53:43.920 You were doing great. 53:44.240 --> 53:45.400 You know what the problem was? 53:45.720 --> 53:47.920 Whatever you just did… wasn't worth a thing. 53:50.760 --> 53:52.679 May I recite a verse about heartbreak? 53:52.680 --> 53:54.279 - Of course. - But a good one. 53:54.280 --> 53:55.199 - Let's hear it! - Let's hear it! 53:55.200 --> 53:56.120 I present to you… 53:57.480 --> 53:59.439 - Had it never begun… - Wow. 53:59.440 --> 54:00.520 Finish what you're eating first. 54:02.600 --> 54:05.080 With your mouth full of food, it came out all weird. 54:06.600 --> 54:07.520 No, no. 54:08.160 --> 54:11.320 Had it never begun There'd be no regret 54:11.840 --> 54:14.960 Either I'd have had you Or we'd never have met 54:15.120 --> 54:16.599 - Wow! - Wow! 54:16.600 --> 54:17.599 Wow! 54:17.600 --> 54:21.640 If you'd watched what you eat Your stomach wouldn't be so flabby 54:24.640 --> 54:27.560 If you weren't a good writer You never would've won Bharti over 54:35.880 --> 54:38.040 On that note, if we could get some tea… 54:38.680 --> 54:39.880 There you go! 54:41.160 --> 54:44.440 Pallavi ji, it says here that you were almost kidnapped once. 54:44.920 --> 54:47.960 I was with my grandfather and my sister. The place was very crowded. 54:48.240 --> 54:50.679 I was very little, so I wandered off, and a drunk guy came up to me. 54:50.680 --> 54:52.640 He asked, "Want some chocolate?" I said, "No." 54:53.040 --> 54:54.359 Then he came up behind me again 54:54.360 --> 54:55.719 and grabbed my hand like this. 54:55.720 --> 54:58.560 He was about to cover my mouth when I kicked him and ran away. 54:59.320 --> 55:00.320 Oh, shit. 55:00.600 --> 55:01.600 Where did you kick him? 55:02.680 --> 55:03.840 Why? Does it still hurt? 55:09.120 --> 55:10.160 Good one. 55:11.200 --> 55:12.839 So, one plus one and a half is? 55:12.840 --> 55:13.839 - Two and a half. - Two and a half. 55:13.840 --> 55:14.799 I'm giving you a 2.5. 55:14.800 --> 55:16.240 That's the same "cutting" mindset. 55:19.920 --> 55:20.800 Heard that? 55:21.560 --> 55:22.480 He loves me. 55:34.720 --> 55:36.600 Bro, just tell us when to clap. 55:39.240 --> 55:40.680 That's amazing, man! 55:41.400 --> 55:42.400 Amazing, bro! 55:42.960 --> 55:43.800 Incredible! 55:44.760 --> 55:45.840 Too good! 55:47.560 --> 55:48.720 - Too good. - Incredible. 55:49.880 --> 55:52.200 - But what on earth was that? - Man… 55:52.320 --> 55:54.839 You claimed no one on this show has any talent. 55:54.840 --> 55:56.800 - No, I was talking about the panel. - He was talking about the panel. 56:08.280 --> 56:09.640 That was a good one. 56:11.040 --> 56:12.200 Get me some water, man. 56:13.080 --> 56:14.440 Bring some milk as well. 56:18.720 --> 56:19.600 Tea… 56:20.200 --> 56:21.880 Do you play any instruments? 56:22.000 --> 56:23.519 - Me? - Yeah. 56:23.520 --> 56:25.280 I don't see anyone behind you. 56:31.000 --> 56:31.959 Jerk. 56:31.960 --> 56:34.280 I play a few instruments pretty well myself. 56:34.400 --> 56:35.679 - You play them yourself? - Yeah. 56:35.680 --> 56:36.840 Which one? Kettle? 56:39.040 --> 56:40.200 He plays the kettle. 56:41.160 --> 56:42.280 So, Yuvan bhai, 56:42.920 --> 56:45.400 what happened to you that you decided to play the violin? 56:46.040 --> 56:48.799 Well, basically, I was born in South Africa. 56:48.800 --> 56:50.000 Did I ask you that? 56:50.880 --> 56:52.319 - I'm giving you the backstory. - Okay, go on. 56:52.320 --> 56:55.680 Back in South Africa, my mom told me a story 56:56.000 --> 56:58.120 about when I was in her womb. 56:58.880 --> 57:00.679 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 57:00.680 --> 57:02.559 - So, that's where it all began. - So, I-- Yeah, that's where it began. 57:02.560 --> 57:04.600 He was playing the umbilical cord like a violin. 57:16.640 --> 57:19.320 How many pairs of underwear have you ripped doing that? 57:21.120 --> 57:22.640 I ripped my Spider-Man ones. 57:22.920 --> 57:24.920 Wait, that came out of you? 57:33.160 --> 57:34.080 You know… 57:34.800 --> 57:37.240 all the things we think and go, 57:37.880 --> 57:39.640 "Let's not address this," 57:40.600 --> 57:43.080 this man blurts out with total confidence. 57:50.320 --> 57:52.519 Oh, man! Priyanshu… 57:52.520 --> 57:54.560 - So, Priyanshu bhai… - Yes, sir? 57:55.120 --> 57:56.800 do you just hate your body? 57:57.600 --> 58:00.120 - You tried your best to break it. - It's fun, sir. 58:00.240 --> 58:02.000 I can do it however I want. 58:02.400 --> 58:03.400 I could just lift a leg and do it. 58:03.960 --> 58:05.200 - Do what? - What? 58:05.920 --> 58:07.840 Whatever your dirty minds are thinking. 58:10.080 --> 58:12.680 We don't have to steer every conversation in that direction. 58:13.680 --> 58:14.960 To the place you find so amusing. 58:16.080 --> 58:16.920 Okay? 58:17.200 --> 58:20.639 Listen carefully and give a good, solid answer. 58:20.640 --> 58:23.000 The joke you're looking for will come out on its own. 58:23.240 --> 58:25.799 Here, you've written… something really strange. 58:25.800 --> 58:29.119 "If someone pulls my leg, I spread the other one." 58:29.120 --> 58:30.519 Right. Like this. 58:30.520 --> 58:32.159 Oh, boy! We didn't even pull your leg. 58:32.160 --> 58:34.999 - Bro, I-- - I was just showing how it's done. 58:35.000 --> 58:37.240 I told you not to go there. 58:38.120 --> 58:40.079 Sir, on this show, we can talk like this. 58:40.080 --> 58:41.880 Absolutely not! Who told you that? 58:42.760 --> 58:43.640 I… 58:44.120 --> 58:45.720 - Don't make me switch to English. - Sorry. 58:47.600 --> 58:50.960 So, Priyanshu ji, when did you realize you could open up like that? 58:53.400 --> 58:54.920 What are you talking about? The dancing or… 58:55.480 --> 58:57.000 Why do you say "uh" before everything? 58:58.600 --> 59:00.560 Before you answer, it's a nice, long "uh…" 59:00.840 --> 59:01.680 Why? 59:08.240 --> 59:10.599 - I… - Come on, give proper answers. 59:10.600 --> 59:14.400 Well, I started saying "uh" after my friend started pinching me. 59:15.960 --> 59:17.440 Who's pinching you here? 59:17.920 --> 59:18.999 You. 59:19.000 --> 59:19.840 Listen… 59:23.920 --> 59:26.440 I'm sensing some sexual tension between you two. 59:27.280 --> 59:29.920 - Is it just me, or does everyone see it? - No, no! 59:31.800 --> 59:33.360 There is. One hundred percent. 59:33.840 --> 59:36.360 Time to go from tea seller to plumber. 59:41.480 --> 59:43.359 Kiku sir, are you having fun? 59:43.360 --> 59:44.599 I'm having a lot of fun, man. 59:44.600 --> 59:46.719 Mind if I move the peri-peri over here? 59:46.720 --> 59:49.480 Why stop at moving it there? You can take it home with you too. 59:50.360 --> 59:51.399 You're all about peri-peri, 59:51.400 --> 59:52.760 but can't bend down for a peri-pauna, right? 59:55.440 --> 59:57.400 Because his paunch gets in the way. 59:57.680 --> 59:58.640 Everything else is… 01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:01.920 On that note, bring us some tea.