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Are we ready to start the show?
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After a one-year hiatus for
India's Got Latent,
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please give it up for Samay Raina!
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Oh, my God.
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It's that time of the year again.
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Oh, man. After a year.
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Come on, make some noise!
Come on, man.
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I'm fucking…
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Before we begin the show,
actually, let's do one thing
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that I didn't do last season,
and I regretted it.
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Welcome to the first-ever episode of
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India's Got Latent Season Two.
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Are we ready to start the show?
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You've got to do better than that.
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Are we ready to start the show?
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So, we have amazing panelists for you.
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Let's introduce them
one after the other.
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The first panelist is
a very good friend of mine.
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You must have seen him on all my tours,
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my world tour, on Latent,
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everywhere except with his own kids.
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Balraj!
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Give it up for the worst father,
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Balraj Ghai!
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Come on!
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Give it up for Aashish Solanki!
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Give it up for Sharvari!
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The final guest is actually
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the biggest guest of Latent so far.
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This is the highest point of Latent
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and the lowest point of her career.
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Make some noise for Alia Bhatt!
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Let's go!
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I can't believe it, holy shit.
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What a panel we've got, man.
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How are you feeling, Alia ji?
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Thank you so much for coming,
first of all.
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Hi.
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No, no, take your time.
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You can drink this
if you need to in between…
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No, I'm okay.
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I have my water bottle.
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Oh, so you're too rich
for normal water now?
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What kind of rich-people water
do you drink? Tell me.
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It has some special electrolytes,
so I don't pass out with fear.
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- Oh.
- Oh, are you afraid?
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Why are you afraid? They love you.
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Come on! Don't you love Alia Bhatt?
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Thank you.
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By the way, if you are feeling tired
and don't have electrolytes
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or can't afford them,
you can always go for Avvatar,
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the protein drink that gives you wings.
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No, the one that gives
you wings is different.
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Sorry.
What's this one's tagline?
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What's this one's tagline?
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It doesn't have any…
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What is this drink?
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What a shit drink!
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Never mind, bring it back over here.
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Sorry, man, sorry.
I'm just getting into the flow.
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Okay, so you can have this Avvatar drink
if you want to ruin your mood.
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So, Alia ji, first of all,
I can't believe you're here.
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Genuinely.
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Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now.
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I also regretted it after watching Jigra.
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At least you saw the movie.
Thank you for contributing to my film.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
I regret so many things in life.
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And… But genuinely, Alia ji,
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it's like, I'm so nervous
sitting next to you, genuinely.
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Like, I am such a big fan…
of your husband.
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And…
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Of you too. Of course, of you too.
But…
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Alia ji, you're such a big actress.
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Your movies have made thousands of crores.
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You have so many Filmfare Awards,
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a National Award, Best Actress Award.
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Why the fuck are you here, man?
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Why did you come to Latent?
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Cannes on one hand, Latent on the other.
Wow!
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But here, the camera is on you.
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No, no, Samay, genuinely,
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I think we can all say this
with absolute clarity
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and be so, so grateful for
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all the laughs that we've had
thanks to Kapil Sharma.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Oh, damn!
Alia ji, you're being funny here.
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What happened when you were
with Zakir bhai?
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What can I say?
Tonight, I'm "still alive."
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Genuinely, jokes apart,
it's an honor that you've come.
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Can we have a round of applause
for Alia Bhatt? Come on.
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Up next, we have Sharvari,
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whose full name I have to look up.
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What is this?
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Sharvari, please tell us
something about yourself.
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- What should I say?
- Who are you in the first place?
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Please tell me.
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I've put your name down
as "Alia plus one."
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You know, everyone thinks you've
opened up applications for the panel too.
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That anyone can join.
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So, Sharvari ji, thank you so much
for coming here, genuinely.
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Thank you for having me.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for coming.
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Have you even seen Latent at all?
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I've seen it.
In clips and parts, on the news.
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All right, and of course, Solanki bhai,
thank you so much for coming again.
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Samay, honestly, I want to say something.
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I've spent so much time
with you this past year.
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I've missed this show more than my kids.
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You never miss your kids.
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Come on, what the fuck?
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The other day, his phone was locked
for two hours.
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Because the password
was his son's date of birth.
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Yeah.
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No…
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You fucking-- You're the worst
father in the world.
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Isn't his wife here?
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Yeah. Imagine,
no one's with the kids.
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Alia, as a fellow parent,
what do you feel about it?
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No, I pass no judgment.
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I feel you do you and they do them.
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- And then everyone lives and learns.
- That's so sweet.
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Can you please teach my friend
how not to pass judgment?
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Then you won't have a show.
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So, are we ready to start the show?
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Make some noise for
the first act of the night,
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Suhasini.
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Come on, come on, guys.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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All right, let's go, Bombay.
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A city that's always on the move
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I'm lost in the rhythm of its heartbeat
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I wander through these star-filled streets
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Hey, watch your step, brother
What's all this hustle and hurry?
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These raindrops that touch my soul
I'm lost in them
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My heartbeat
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It's racing
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Still, I run after you
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I'm chasing you, Bombay
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I keep on chasing, chasing after you
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I'm chasing you, Bombay
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I keep on chasing, chasing after you
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Mumbai, there's no time here
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Where everyone's trying to make their mark
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No pension, just the tension of the rent
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Brother, just stop
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Hey, eat a vada pav
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I've got the whole world at my feet
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You better be watching out for me
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Look, look, look, look
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Here comes my black and yellow cab
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I'm chasing you, Bombay
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Chasing you, Bombay
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I keep on chasing, chasing after you
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Chasing you…
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And I thought Jigra was bad.
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That was not bad.
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- Man…
- Can you sing a line?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Sing.
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Chasing me, the Bombay police
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The Bombay police are chasing me
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I'm running ahead
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The Bombay police are chasing me
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Maharashtra Cyber is after me
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Bro, they'll beat you to the beat.
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I mean, please control yourself.
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No, no, but seriously,
that was so bad. Really…
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Thank you very much.
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But you have a lovely voice.
Why don't you sing a nice song?
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Can you teach me quickly?
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If I wanna sing, can I--
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Can you teach me
"Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Dha Ni Sa"?
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I teach it in Do-Re-Mi.
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- Do…
- Sa…
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- Bro!
- Sa Re Ga…
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Ma…
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- Pa…
- Pa…
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- Dha…
- You don't say "Ma-Pa."
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Ma…
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Stay away from "mom-dad," bro!
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- You really have a good voice.
- Thank you.
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You said you've just moved to Bombay.
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No, I'm trying to move to Bombay.
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Oh, you haven't moved yet?
So where are you from?
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- I'm from Delhi.
- Okay.
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She must have sung there, and someone
told her she could come to Mumbai.
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"You have to go to Mumbai!"
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Yeah…
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- You have to go.
- You have to.
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Have you written anything about Assam?
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I haven't written about any other place.
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Nothing about Assam? Or Guwahati?
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- No?
- No.
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- Sorry.
- What's your favorite state, Alia?
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State of silence now.
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Alia, what happened?
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- Why…
- I was thinking.
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Were you thinking about
your favorite state?
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- Yeah. Maharashtra.
- We asked for your favorite state,
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not India's president.
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She's asking who it is now.
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Hey, but do you actually know?
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Droupadi Murmu, right?
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She gave me my National Award.
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Oh, wow.
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Please ask her to get
the FIR against me dropped.
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I read something very interesting.
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That you have a sunflower tattoo
on your body facing you
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because you believe,
"I'm my own sunshine."
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Yes.
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Because when you're
everybody's cheerleader,
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then you don't have
a cheerleader of your own.
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- Okay.
- That's really nice.
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Do you have any tattoos?
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I do, but it's faded.
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What's this?
You think we can see it through the mic?
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She's covering it with her mic.
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What?
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Oh, she just memorized
the president's name. That's it.
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She's forgotten everything else.
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- Your favorite book is The Alchemist.
- Yes.
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- You look like an avid reader.
- Yeah, kind of.
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I was being sarcastic.
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Everyone's read The Alchemist.
Even the guy back there.
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- Have you read The Alchemist?
- He has.
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You know how he read The Alchemist?
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- How do you mean?
- On his Ai+ Nova phone, which is…
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the best phone.
It has a backlit panel and--
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If you win today,
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you could win
this brand-new Ai+ phone.
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- Thank you. I love it.
- You don't want it?
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- What is this?
- Nobody's motivated now.
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It's a great phone, man. Come on.
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- Is it really good?
- Yeah, it's a great phone.
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You have a great smile.
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- Thank you.
- What toothpaste do you use?
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- Colgate.
- Give that to Sunil Pal too.
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I just saw him on The Kapil Sharma Show.
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Oh, you watch everything?
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- Yes.
- You've got a lot of time on your hands.
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That's why Alpha is so delayed.
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She has time for everything else.
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Going to Cannes,
traveling, photo shoots.
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Just release a movie, man.
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You release one movie every three years.
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- It's coming.
- It is, right?
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But I am very excited for your movie.
What is it about?
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We're not here to promote Alpha.
00:12:45.465 --> 00:12:46.745 align:center
- Then take off the cap.
- No.
00:12:52.065 --> 00:12:54.465 align:center
- She's describing her personality.
- Yes. Yeah!
00:12:54.705 --> 00:12:55.865 align:center
- Yeah! That's a good one.
- You know…
00:12:55.945 --> 00:12:56.945 align:center
You get me, girl.
00:12:57.025 --> 00:12:57.865 align:center
- Oh, shit.
- That's a good one.
00:12:57.945 --> 00:12:59.465 align:center
- Yes.
- What was that?
00:12:59.545 --> 00:13:00.625 align:center
Something just happened
between the girls.
00:13:01.585 --> 00:13:03.145 align:center
It was all in English,
so I didn't get it.
00:13:04.985 --> 00:13:06.545 align:center
So you used to only teach math?
00:13:09.025 --> 00:13:10.625 align:center
Didn't you talk to anyone in class?
00:13:10.945 --> 00:13:12.745 align:center
A, B, C, X, Y, Z.
That's about it.
00:13:14.825 --> 00:13:16.145 align:center
- Did you teach math?
- Yes.
00:13:16.305 --> 00:13:17.745 align:center
Did you ever teach mental math?
00:13:18.345 --> 00:13:19.745 align:center
The one where kids do this…
00:13:19.825 --> 00:13:21.145 align:center
What are you doing?
00:13:21.665 --> 00:13:23.425 align:center
Haven't you seen those memes?
The mental math ones.
00:13:23.505 --> 00:13:24.505 align:center
- Yes.
- Oh, man.
00:13:26.025 --> 00:13:27.905 align:center
And there's another one
where a Punjabi kid does this…
00:13:30.385 --> 00:13:31.585 align:center
That's actually Balraj's son.
00:13:36.385 --> 00:13:37.865 align:center
How many months has it been
since your dad was home?
00:13:47.985 --> 00:13:50.785 align:center
So, Suhasini ji, you--
How long are you here for?
00:13:51.065 --> 00:13:53.065 align:center
- In Mumbai?
- I'm here for another five to seven days.
00:13:53.265 --> 00:13:54.385 align:center
- For five to seven days?
- Yes.
00:13:54.465 --> 00:13:55.465 align:center
And then you'll go to…?
00:13:55.625 --> 00:13:58.145 align:center
I'm trying to figure out
if I can get a flat here.
00:13:58.345 --> 00:14:01.185 align:center
- In five to seven days?
- Well, I'm trying. We'll see.
00:14:01.265 --> 00:14:02.665 align:center
How will you find one in five days?
00:14:03.545 --> 00:14:05.185 align:center
Do you have a broker?
00:14:05.265 --> 00:14:06.745 align:center
- Do you?
- Yeah, give me the number if you do…
00:14:06.825 --> 00:14:08.985 align:center
- There must be a Marathi broker, right?
- I'm sure there is.
00:14:09.065 --> 00:14:09.945 align:center
- My dad is a builder.
- It's so difficult.
00:14:10.025 --> 00:14:11.945 align:center
Can't even get a bathroom
under 50,000.
00:14:12.065 --> 00:14:14.225 align:center
You can get one for 50,000 rupees
somewhere in Malad.
00:14:14.665 --> 00:14:15.505 align:center
Right?
00:14:15.585 --> 00:14:18.025 align:center
If you want something
for under 50,000,
00:14:18.225 --> 00:14:21.345 align:center
then you have to buy the Ai+ Nova phone.
00:14:21.745 --> 00:14:23.745 align:center
- Very cheap. Only 12,000.
- Well done.
00:14:23.825 --> 00:14:24.945 align:center
- You're doing great.
- Actually?
00:14:25.025 --> 00:14:26.865 align:center
- Right? It's super cheap, man.
- What? Phone? Yeah.
00:14:26.945 --> 00:14:29.665 align:center
If anything's cheaper than this,
it's Flipkart Minutes.
00:14:30.185 --> 00:14:32.065 align:center
It's the most cheapest.
00:14:32.345 --> 00:14:34.465 align:center
And don't get me wrong,
the cheapest.
00:14:34.745 --> 00:14:37.665 align:center
The cheapest way you can order
your food, groceries, or anything.
00:14:37.745 --> 00:14:39.945 align:center
And the quickest, of course,
but the cheapest too.
00:14:40.025 --> 00:14:41.785 align:center
Cheap. It's the cheapest.
00:14:42.425 --> 00:14:43.345 align:center
It's really cheap.
00:14:43.705 --> 00:14:45.945 align:center
- So, Suhasini ji, a music joke for you.
- Okay.
00:14:46.025 --> 00:14:49.025 align:center
I hope you find "A-flat,"
like in your music.
00:14:51.105 --> 00:14:53.025 align:center
- Yeah? Come on.
- Very nice.
00:14:53.105 --> 00:14:55.545 align:center
I'll give a lakh rupees to anyone
who can explain that to Alia.
00:14:57.465 --> 00:14:58.785 align:center
- Bro, I'll explain it. Give me the money.
- Alia.
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Hey, that reminds me.
00:15:02.225 --> 00:15:03.825 align:center
- Oh, A-flat is a note.
- Yeah.
00:15:03.905 --> 00:15:05.145 align:center
That actually reminds me.
00:15:05.225 --> 00:15:07.865 align:center
For season two of Latent,
00:15:07.945 --> 00:15:10.465 align:center
we've decided to do something
very nice and charitable.
00:15:10.545 --> 00:15:12.625 align:center
- Yes.
- Do we have the badges here?
00:15:12.905 --> 00:15:13.905 align:center
The Salaam Bombay badges?
00:15:15.025 --> 00:15:16.905 align:center
For all of you watching at home,
00:15:17.185 --> 00:15:18.865 align:center
there's a link in the description.
00:15:19.145 --> 00:15:22.745 align:center
We'll also put a QR code
on the screen for a short while
00:15:22.985 --> 00:15:23.985 align:center
so you can donate.
00:15:24.065 --> 00:15:25.465 align:center
- Thank you.
- It's for a good cause.
00:15:25.545 --> 00:15:27.625 align:center
To help children
in the slums achieve their dreams
00:15:27.705 --> 00:15:30.185 align:center
and hopefully make the world
more equal for them.
00:15:30.265 --> 00:15:32.425 align:center
So this episode is dedicated
to Salaam Bombay.
00:15:32.865 --> 00:15:33.905 align:center
And all the Super Chats as well.
00:15:35.265 --> 00:15:36.185 align:center
Okay, then.
00:15:37.065 --> 00:15:37.945 align:center
So now,
00:15:38.185 --> 00:15:40.305 align:center
Suhasini ji, genuinely,
you have a great voice.
00:15:40.545 --> 00:15:42.665 align:center
Hopefully, you'll get an apartment
and everything you want.
00:15:42.745 --> 00:15:44.745 align:center
And in five days. Let's see.
00:15:45.505 --> 00:15:47.305 align:center
So it's time to
score Suhasini now.
00:15:47.665 --> 00:15:48.505 align:center
Okay?
00:15:48.985 --> 00:15:51.745 align:center
So for your singing,
I'll give you a ten.
00:15:52.265 --> 00:15:53.905 align:center
But for your writing,
that's a minus three.
00:15:54.865 --> 00:15:57.825 align:center
Okay? So I gave you--
My score for you is a seven.
00:15:58.705 --> 00:16:00.225 align:center
Alia gave you an eight.
00:16:00.305 --> 00:16:02.065 align:center
Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice,
00:16:02.305 --> 00:16:04.065 align:center
and you must continue singing.
00:16:04.145 --> 00:16:06.625 align:center
And you must continue
emitting all that sunshine.
00:16:07.985 --> 00:16:09.505 align:center
How does she still get so much hate, man?
00:16:10.305 --> 00:16:12.225 align:center
Fuck, the world is so unfair, man.
00:16:12.745 --> 00:16:14.825 align:center
Even for this, Alia Bhatt will get
cursed out in the comments.
00:16:18.105 --> 00:16:20.985 align:center
Okay. Sharvari ji
also gave an eight. Solanki?
00:16:21.105 --> 00:16:21.985 align:center
Eight.
00:16:22.505 --> 00:16:24.585 align:center
- Six.
- Six? Let's hear you sing.
00:16:26.385 --> 00:16:27.585 align:center
Two times one is two…
00:16:30.785 --> 00:16:32.225 align:center
Okay. Balraj ji?
00:16:32.305 --> 00:16:34.145 align:center
So please don't ever lose that hope.
00:16:34.225 --> 00:16:36.585 align:center
I gave you a 7.5. Please keep going.
00:16:36.665 --> 00:16:38.465 align:center
- A 7.5 from Shankar Mahadevan.
- All the best.
00:16:42.025 --> 00:16:44.865 align:center
So that makes you average.
00:16:49.305 --> 00:16:50.265 align:center
No.
00:16:52.865 --> 00:16:54.025 align:center
- So that--
- I'm not average.
00:16:54.105 --> 00:16:54.985 align:center
Of course, not.
00:16:55.065 --> 00:16:56.225 align:center
- You're below average.
- You are not.
00:16:58.505 --> 00:17:00.625 align:center
So, that makes your average--
00:17:00.705 --> 00:17:03.225 align:center
Jokes aside.
That makes your average a seven.
00:17:05.585 --> 00:17:07.065 align:center
- I think she's got the apartment.
- Yeah.
00:17:07.785 --> 00:17:08.785 align:center
- Nine!
- Nine?!
00:17:08.865 --> 00:17:10.665 align:center
- Oh, no!
- Wow.
00:17:10.745 --> 00:17:13.464 align:center
- You were two points short.
- I was positive. It's gonna be nine.
00:17:13.545 --> 00:17:14.905 align:center
No, but you were very, very good.
00:17:14.985 --> 00:17:16.345 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much for coming,
00:17:16.424 --> 00:17:17.345 align:center
Suhasini ji.
00:17:17.944 --> 00:17:20.345 align:center
Can we get a louder
round of applause for Suhani-- Suhasini?
00:17:20.424 --> 00:17:21.305 align:center
Come on, come on!
00:17:22.905 --> 00:17:25.065 align:center
Suhasini ji, don't lose heart.
00:17:25.145 --> 00:17:26.985 align:center
We have some Avvatar protein for you,
00:17:27.065 --> 00:17:28.665 align:center
because you have five days
to find an apartment.
00:17:28.745 --> 00:17:30.265 align:center
You'll need some energy.
Please take this.
00:17:31.345 --> 00:17:32.265 align:center
Actually, take this one.
00:17:32.865 --> 00:17:33.905 align:center
Because I like this one.
00:17:34.585 --> 00:17:35.505 align:center
Unless you want this one.
00:17:36.105 --> 00:17:37.545 align:center
- Fine.
- Excuse me.
00:17:40.025 --> 00:17:41.705 align:center
Alia's still going to get cursed out.
00:17:44.505 --> 00:17:46.105 align:center
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
00:17:46.185 --> 00:17:47.625 align:center
You were so sweet, Suhasini ji.
00:17:48.545 --> 00:17:50.625 align:center
So make some noise for Sukrut Deo,
00:17:50.705 --> 00:17:52.505 align:center
poetry, shayari, and…
00:17:52.945 --> 00:17:54.025 align:center
humor. Let's see.
00:17:54.385 --> 00:17:57.425 align:center
Call from the heart, and I appear
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Start his timer.
00:18:01.345 --> 00:18:04.305 align:center
Call from the heart, and I appear
00:18:04.385 --> 00:18:08.065 align:center
I'm not the faithless one
Who goes around breaking hearts
00:18:09.985 --> 00:18:11.225 align:center
It's Mahesh Bhatt incoming.
00:18:20.265 --> 00:18:22.865 align:center
- Samay bhai, I love you.
- I love you too.
00:18:23.345 --> 00:18:24.665 align:center
Love means pyaar.
00:18:25.625 --> 00:18:28.985 align:center
I was so in love
with the word "love" because…
00:18:29.505 --> 00:18:31.625 align:center
She was so beautiful
00:18:31.705 --> 00:18:34.065 align:center
With sweetness lingering on her lips
00:18:34.985 --> 00:18:36.785 align:center
She was so beautiful
00:18:36.865 --> 00:18:38.905 align:center
With sweetness lingering on her lips
00:18:39.105 --> 00:18:40.825 align:center
If only I could be with her
00:18:40.905 --> 00:18:42.985 align:center
Nothing else would exist
00:18:43.305 --> 00:18:44.785 align:center
- Bravo.
- Bravo.
00:18:45.305 --> 00:18:46.625 align:center
Kohl-lined eyes…
00:18:47.385 --> 00:18:49.865 align:center
Kohl-lined eyes, rose-petal lips
00:18:49.945 --> 00:18:53.065 align:center
Her intoxication put every wine adrift
00:18:54.545 --> 00:18:56.225 align:center
I fell for her…
00:18:56.625 --> 00:18:59.825 align:center
I fell for her every moment
Every second, every bliss
00:19:00.065 --> 00:19:02.545 align:center
And my friends, she fell for me too
00:19:02.905 --> 00:19:04.465 align:center
I thought I'd hit the jackpot with this
00:19:05.625 --> 00:19:06.625 align:center
I remember…
00:19:07.065 --> 00:19:09.905 align:center
I remember every corner
Every alley, every neighborhood
00:19:09.985 --> 00:19:12.345 align:center
I paced for her on my feet
00:19:12.825 --> 00:19:15.745 align:center
I remember every corner
Every alley, every neighborhood
00:19:15.825 --> 00:19:18.185 align:center
I paced for her on my feet
00:19:18.745 --> 00:19:21.705 align:center
The bitch played me
And left me beat
00:19:23.665 --> 00:19:25.265 align:center
Dude, he's not drunk for real, right?
00:19:26.345 --> 00:19:27.505 align:center
You deserve better--
00:19:27.585 --> 00:19:29.105 align:center
That's it. Time's up, man.
00:19:29.225 --> 00:19:30.625 align:center
- You deserve--
- Go on, give him a sniff.
00:19:31.585 --> 00:19:32.945 align:center
Can't I continue?
00:19:33.185 --> 00:19:34.665 align:center
- Your time is up, man.
- Okay.
00:19:35.065 --> 00:19:37.025 align:center
Hold on a second.
What's this guy's job?
00:19:37.105 --> 00:19:39.145 align:center
He just said to him,
"Go on, give him a sniff."
00:19:40.225 --> 00:19:41.305 align:center
Is that any way to treat someone?
00:19:41.385 --> 00:19:44.825 align:center
Dude, I just had to find out
if he was genuinely drunk or not.
00:19:45.425 --> 00:19:47.025 align:center
- You're acting, right?
- Yes.
00:19:47.345 --> 00:19:48.225 align:center
Oh, okay.
00:19:48.945 --> 00:19:50.145 align:center
That was too cute.
00:19:50.265 --> 00:19:51.265 align:center
- Wow.
- That was very cute.
00:19:51.345 --> 00:19:54.345 align:center
So, I guess I won if you thought
I was actually drunk.
00:19:54.625 --> 00:19:56.505 align:center
Sharvari ji, see that?
That's what good acting looks like.
00:20:00.425 --> 00:20:02.825 align:center
You two are such seasoned actors.
00:20:02.905 --> 00:20:05.105 align:center
Will you rate his acting
out of ten?
00:20:05.185 --> 00:20:06.065 align:center
What he's doing right now.
00:20:06.225 --> 00:20:07.385 align:center
- He's too good.
- Yeah, he's too good.
00:20:07.465 --> 00:20:08.705 align:center
- We were just looking at each other like…
- Yeah.
00:20:08.785 --> 00:20:10.945 align:center
- He's not… breaking character.
- He's committed to the bit.
00:20:11.025 --> 00:20:12.345 align:center
He's answering
while staying in it.
00:20:12.425 --> 00:20:13.865 align:center
It's actually incredible.
00:20:13.945 --> 00:20:15.305 align:center
- Really?
- He hasn't broken character at all.
00:20:15.385 --> 00:20:17.345 align:center
Not at all.
And he picked up right from there.
00:20:17.625 --> 00:20:19.625 align:center
After he sees our scores,
he's going to start drinking for real.
00:20:21.745 --> 00:20:24.025 align:center
Sukrut Deo, where are you from?
00:20:24.105 --> 00:20:25.145 align:center
I'm from Maharashtra.
00:20:25.225 --> 00:20:26.545 align:center
From Ambernath, I mean.
00:20:26.625 --> 00:20:29.065 align:center
It's right here, near Kalyan.
00:20:29.145 --> 00:20:31.025 align:center
Have you done any movies or anything?
Any short films?
00:20:31.105 --> 00:20:33.665 align:center
Not movies, but I've worked
in Marathi serials.
00:20:33.745 --> 00:20:35.225 align:center
- Just some small roles.
- Oh, wow.
00:20:35.465 --> 00:20:37.665 align:center
And I do Marathi theater.
00:20:38.665 --> 00:20:39.905 align:center
I've been doing theater
for eight years now.
00:20:39.985 --> 00:20:40.905 align:center
Very nice.
00:20:43.905 --> 00:20:46.785 align:center
He's saying all these nice things,
and then here he writes,
00:20:46.865 --> 00:20:48.145 align:center
"I get horny…"
00:20:48.385 --> 00:20:50.905 align:center
"I watch porn, masturbation."
00:20:50.985 --> 00:20:52.505 align:center
- What's all this?
- I had to write that.
00:20:52.585 --> 00:20:54.425 align:center
Last time I didn't,
and I didn't get selected.
00:21:03.545 --> 00:21:05.385 align:center
I have the worst luck--
00:21:09.185 --> 00:21:10.745 align:center
Thank you, guys!
00:21:12.145 --> 00:21:13.945 align:center
He's basically saying,
"I know what you're all about."
00:21:15.145 --> 00:21:16.145 align:center
"I know what it takes
to get on this show."
00:21:16.225 --> 00:21:18.905 align:center
No, bro, it's not like that.
I respect all of you.
00:21:20.705 --> 00:21:21.705 align:center
This is awesome, bro.
00:21:23.705 --> 00:21:24.705 align:center
Wow, man.
00:21:25.545 --> 00:21:26.385 align:center
Wow.
00:21:29.145 --> 00:21:30.065 align:center
Okay, so you've written,
00:21:30.145 --> 00:21:32.865 align:center
"I could not control my feelings
for Samay and Bhuvan."
00:21:33.625 --> 00:21:35.625 align:center
Yes, that's correct. It's right.
00:21:36.385 --> 00:21:39.425 align:center
Whenever someone
who has entertained me
00:21:39.505 --> 00:21:41.185 align:center
or made me laugh
00:21:41.705 --> 00:21:43.145 align:center
is going through a tough time,
00:21:43.505 --> 00:21:45.225 align:center
I genuinely feel bad for them.
00:21:45.745 --> 00:21:47.945 align:center
It happened with Bhuvan bhai recently.
00:21:48.385 --> 00:21:51.225 align:center
- His parents passed away.
- Yes.
00:21:51.625 --> 00:21:54.945 align:center
I swear, I even sent him a DM
on Instagram.
00:21:55.265 --> 00:21:56.865 align:center
Well, I didn't get a reply,
but that's another story.
00:21:56.945 --> 00:21:58.865 align:center
However, I did my part.
00:21:58.945 --> 00:22:00.745 align:center
I just felt like I should reach out.
00:22:01.425 --> 00:22:02.305 align:center
That's amazing.
00:22:03.505 --> 00:22:07.185 align:center
And when Samay sir's
first season of Latent got shut down,
00:22:07.265 --> 00:22:09.425 align:center
I felt terrible. Truly.
00:22:10.065 --> 00:22:12.745 align:center
That's why I cried back then.
00:22:13.105 --> 00:22:16.185 align:center
But I was happy
when you made your comeback.
00:22:16.465 --> 00:22:19.465 align:center
Bhuvan bhai came out with Taaza Khabar
00:22:19.665 --> 00:22:21.105 align:center
and Dhindora,
00:22:21.265 --> 00:22:22.785 align:center
and you came out with your comedy special.
00:22:22.865 --> 00:22:25.705 align:center
I celebrated by knocking back
a few drinks that day. Cheers!
00:22:27.945 --> 00:22:28.865 align:center
Wow, man!
00:22:29.545 --> 00:22:32.465 align:center
- That night, I drank until 2:00 a.m.
- Yes.
00:22:34.105 --> 00:22:36.345 align:center
You know what, where's my--
Where's my phone, man?
00:22:37.785 --> 00:22:39.505 align:center
- Is it down there?
- Yours was the Ai+ one, right?
00:22:39.585 --> 00:22:40.465 align:center
It's here.
00:22:45.545 --> 00:22:46.625 align:center
- Now, Samay will drink until 2:00 a.m.
- I…
00:22:46.705 --> 00:22:47.665 align:center
You just watch.
00:22:48.105 --> 00:22:52.145 align:center
I'm about to upgrade
my phone to an Ai+.
00:22:52.465 --> 00:22:54.065 align:center
Right now, it only has "I."
00:22:54.545 --> 00:22:56.305 align:center
I want to get you on a call with
00:22:56.385 --> 00:22:58.065 align:center
- a friend of mine.
- Bhuvan?
00:22:58.145 --> 00:22:59.545 align:center
- Yeah, why not?
- Perfect, perfect.
00:22:59.625 --> 00:23:01.345 align:center
- Bhuvan.
- Thank you, bhai. Thank you so much.
00:23:01.625 --> 00:23:03.185 align:center
Hey, bro, love you. All right.
00:23:03.265 --> 00:23:04.265 align:center
Hello, Bhuvan bhai.
00:23:05.385 --> 00:23:06.225 align:center
Bro.
00:23:06.465 --> 00:23:08.425 align:center
I can't see your face.
What's with the getup, dude?
00:23:09.505 --> 00:23:10.905 align:center
Bro, I'm shooting for Dhindora 2.
00:23:19.705 --> 00:23:21.385 align:center
It's fine if this gets leaked, right?
00:23:23.785 --> 00:23:24.985 align:center
It's fine, it's fine, bro.
00:23:25.065 --> 00:23:26.465 align:center
Bro, I'm so happy you're back.
00:23:26.905 --> 00:23:29.625 align:center
I'm so happy that you're also
coming out with season two.
00:23:29.705 --> 00:23:31.465 align:center
Everyone's coming out
with a season two this time, bro.
00:23:31.545 --> 00:23:33.225 align:center
A big round of applause
for Dhindora too!
00:23:35.065 --> 00:23:36.505 align:center
I love you so much, bro.
00:23:36.945 --> 00:23:38.545 align:center
- Where are you right now?
- Love you, bro.
00:23:39.025 --> 00:23:40.025 align:center
Bro, I'm right here in Mumbai.
00:23:40.105 --> 00:23:42.145 align:center
All right, take care.
See you soon. Bye.
00:23:43.825 --> 00:23:45.905 align:center
All right. So, time to--
00:23:45.985 --> 00:23:47.665 align:center
Oh! Oh, shit, shit, shit.
00:23:47.825 --> 00:23:49.345 align:center
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry.
00:23:49.425 --> 00:23:50.865 align:center
I forgot the main reason.
00:23:51.145 --> 00:23:52.385 align:center
I forgot the main reason.
00:23:53.185 --> 00:23:54.225 align:center
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
00:23:55.225 --> 00:23:56.145 align:center
Samay, man!
00:23:58.345 --> 00:24:00.065 align:center
- Bhuvan bhai, one thing,
- Yes?
00:24:00.145 --> 00:24:02.585 align:center
I forgot the main reason
I called you.
00:24:02.665 --> 00:24:04.065 align:center
Will you come on Latent this season?
00:24:07.585 --> 00:24:08.545 align:center
102 percent.
00:24:08.825 --> 00:24:11.145 align:center
Let's go!
00:24:11.945 --> 00:24:13.785 align:center
I love you so much, bro.
Take care of yourself.
00:24:13.865 --> 00:24:15.585 align:center
I'll see you on Latent soon.
Okay? Take care.
00:24:15.665 --> 00:24:17.705 align:center
No, no, but before that--
Of course, jokes apart,
00:24:17.905 --> 00:24:18.985 align:center
there's a contestant here.
00:24:19.065 --> 00:24:20.785 align:center
He is a very, very emotional fan of yours,
00:24:20.985 --> 00:24:22.665 align:center
and he wanted to say something to you.
00:24:23.705 --> 00:24:25.705 align:center
- Bhuvan bhai, love you!
- Okay. Okay.
00:24:26.025 --> 00:24:28.145 align:center
- I still watch your old videos.
- Love you, bro.
00:24:28.225 --> 00:24:29.865 align:center
Post a new video soon.
00:24:30.945 --> 00:24:32.065 align:center
Bro, your voice cut out. Sorry.
00:24:32.505 --> 00:24:34.425 align:center
- Come a little closer…
- Come closer and talk.
00:24:35.225 --> 00:24:36.225 align:center
Bhuvan bhai,
00:24:37.105 --> 00:24:39.465 align:center
I still watch your old episodes.
00:24:39.545 --> 00:24:41.545 align:center
The good ones,
the ones with clean comedy,
00:24:41.625 --> 00:24:42.945 align:center
I even show to my mom.
00:24:43.505 --> 00:24:46.105 align:center
I'm really waiting for your new episodes.
00:24:46.185 --> 00:24:48.025 align:center
Post a new episode soon.
00:24:48.105 --> 00:24:50.425 align:center
Or release Dhindora
or something, man.
00:24:51.345 --> 00:24:53.145 align:center
I was hoping to see a fresh episode.
00:24:53.225 --> 00:24:54.545 align:center
It's coming very soon.
00:24:54.865 --> 00:24:56.545 align:center
- Yeah, bro, thank you.
- It's coming very soon, bro.
00:24:56.625 --> 00:24:59.305 align:center
- And check your DMs sometimes, bro.
- Very soon.
00:25:06.945 --> 00:25:08.345 align:center
That's great, man. Amazing.
00:25:08.665 --> 00:25:10.385 align:center
- He's opening his diary.
- What is this?
00:25:11.465 --> 00:25:12.345 align:center
Bro, that…
00:25:12.985 --> 00:25:14.305 align:center
- Before coming here,
- Mic.
00:25:14.385 --> 00:25:17.385 align:center
I auditioned for Latent
a couple of times.
00:25:18.225 --> 00:25:22.065 align:center
But unfortunately, I wasn't selected.
00:25:22.385 --> 00:25:24.505 align:center
So, can I perform
00:25:24.585 --> 00:25:26.345 align:center
what I wrote in two minutes?
00:25:26.425 --> 00:25:27.625 align:center
- Yes.
- Yeah, go for it, man.
00:25:27.745 --> 00:25:28.625 align:center
Should I?
00:25:29.345 --> 00:25:30.465 align:center
I am an artist
00:25:30.985 --> 00:25:33.705 align:center
I wear many faces
But I never lose my identity
00:25:33.825 --> 00:25:36.425 align:center
I live the lives of my characters
But rarely my own
00:25:37.105 --> 00:25:40.345 align:center
Beneath the stage lights, I shine
00:25:40.625 --> 00:25:43.345 align:center
But every bit of that shine
Is earned in the dark
00:25:44.065 --> 00:25:47.505 align:center
I dream of buying the world
Yet I don't have a penny to my name
00:25:47.945 --> 00:25:51.545 align:center
I dream of buying the world
Yet I don't have a penny to my name
00:25:51.745 --> 00:25:54.945 align:center
To remain devoted
To the stage is no small thing
00:25:56.425 --> 00:25:58.185 align:center
I've lost everywhere
00:25:58.665 --> 00:26:00.065 align:center
Yet the setbacks never end
00:26:00.505 --> 00:26:01.985 align:center
I've lost everywhere
00:26:02.065 --> 00:26:03.745 align:center
Yet the setbacks never end
00:26:04.185 --> 00:26:06.945 align:center
And to take away an artist's hope
While he's still alive
00:26:07.025 --> 00:26:08.625 align:center
Not even God has that power!
00:26:10.825 --> 00:26:11.665 align:center
What a guy!
00:26:11.745 --> 00:26:13.425 align:center
I love you so much, Sukrut Deo.
What a guy!
00:26:13.505 --> 00:26:15.385 align:center
- Thank you.
- But are all your characters drunk?
00:26:15.865 --> 00:26:18.785 align:center
No, that's not the case.
I've played many characters.
00:26:18.865 --> 00:26:20.865 align:center
- Yeah, how about another character…
- I was about to ask that.
00:26:20.945 --> 00:26:23.545 align:center
- This is a live audition.
- Select me next time, and then…
00:26:24.025 --> 00:26:25.505 align:center
Next time? You won't be available.
00:26:25.585 --> 00:26:26.865 align:center
You'll become so popular now, man.
00:26:26.945 --> 00:26:29.625 align:center
- Yeah.
- You're 100% going to go viral.
00:26:29.745 --> 00:26:30.945 align:center
Thank you so much, ma'am.
00:26:35.145 --> 00:26:37.185 align:center
I get shy in moments like these.
00:26:37.745 --> 00:26:39.785 align:center
But you know,
Sharvari ji's story is pretty similar.
00:26:39.865 --> 00:26:41.385 align:center
She was an assistant director first.
00:26:41.465 --> 00:26:43.825 align:center
- Oh, I thought he was calling you a drunk.
- Yeah, exactly.
00:26:44.705 --> 00:26:45.745 align:center
I was a drunk?!
00:26:47.825 --> 00:26:49.545 align:center
Even she can't stand up straight, man.
00:26:50.225 --> 00:26:51.945 align:center
- No, no, no.
- "My name is Sharvari."
00:26:52.025 --> 00:26:53.145 align:center
"For the past four years, I've been…"
00:26:55.585 --> 00:26:58.625 align:center
Sharvari ji, you have also seen
your fair share of struggle, right?
00:26:58.705 --> 00:27:00.545 align:center
- In this industry?
- Yes, yes, yes.
00:27:01.065 --> 00:27:03.225 align:center
So what advice do you have
for this guy here?
00:27:03.665 --> 00:27:05.825 align:center
Honestly, I'm inspired by you.
00:27:06.145 --> 00:27:08.105 align:center
- Genuinely. I hope you win.
- Let's go for it.
00:27:08.465 --> 00:27:09.665 align:center
- Thank you.
- And I am really inspired.
00:27:09.745 --> 00:27:10.785 align:center
What you've
written is incredible!
00:27:10.865 --> 00:27:12.025 align:center
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you.
00:27:12.265 --> 00:27:15.745 align:center
And actually, I'll also work harder
at my own craft because of you.
00:27:15.825 --> 00:27:17.145 align:center
- Wow, man!
- That was so good.
00:27:17.225 --> 00:27:18.385 align:center
- So good.
- That's amazing.
00:27:18.905 --> 00:27:19.785 align:center
All right.
00:27:19.905 --> 00:27:22.145 align:center
It's time to score Sukrut Deo.
00:27:22.345 --> 00:27:23.185 align:center
Yes.
00:27:23.265 --> 00:27:26.505 align:center
So, I have given you a ten out of ten,
my man.
00:27:26.785 --> 00:27:28.305 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:27:31.465 --> 00:27:33.545 align:center
- Ten points.
- Alia ji has also given you a ten.
00:27:33.625 --> 00:27:34.825 align:center
- Thank you.
- Sharvari ji, a ten.
00:27:34.905 --> 00:27:36.105 align:center
- Ten.
- Ten.
00:27:36.225 --> 00:27:38.265 align:center
- Solanki?
- Ten, bro.
00:27:38.505 --> 00:27:39.385 align:center
Don't do this.
00:27:39.465 --> 00:27:40.345 align:center
- Balraj?
- He's saying, "Don't do this."
00:27:40.425 --> 00:27:41.945 align:center
- "You're ruining my average."
- Look, what he's saying!
00:27:42.025 --> 00:27:43.785 align:center
- What do I do?
- Listen to your heart.
00:27:43.865 --> 00:27:45.225 align:center
From the heart,
it's a ten out of ten, man.
00:27:45.345 --> 00:27:46.345 align:center
- Ten!
- A ten out of ten, bro!
00:27:46.465 --> 00:27:48.785 align:center
I set the mood. That's enough.
00:27:48.865 --> 00:27:50.545 align:center
Win or lose, the journey still goes on.
00:27:51.465 --> 00:27:52.625 align:center
So, your average is ten,
00:27:52.705 --> 00:27:55.265 align:center
and I'm assuming
you gave yourself a lower score.
00:27:58.145 --> 00:27:59.025 align:center
Come on.
00:27:59.265 --> 00:28:00.545 align:center
Eight!
00:28:01.785 --> 00:28:03.865 align:center
Man, in the theater world,
poverty strikes again.
00:28:04.905 --> 00:28:06.465 align:center
- No, man.
- It's okay.
00:28:06.545 --> 00:28:08.145 align:center
He's so good.
Why did you give yourself an eight?
00:28:08.225 --> 00:28:09.825 align:center
- Yeah.
- You're so talented.
00:28:09.905 --> 00:28:11.545 align:center
That's because it was my first time.
00:28:11.625 --> 00:28:13.145 align:center
You do it so well.
00:28:13.985 --> 00:28:17.145 align:center
So, bro, if you don't mind,
can we see the real Sukrut Deo?
00:28:17.225 --> 00:28:18.105 align:center
Yes.
00:28:18.185 --> 00:28:20.345 align:center
Invite me back next time.
00:28:20.425 --> 00:28:22.385 align:center
- Come on!
- You're not going to break character?
00:28:22.865 --> 00:28:24.105 align:center
What if we say cut? Cut.
00:28:24.865 --> 00:28:27.305 align:center
Cut? But that's for the movies, isn't it?
00:28:28.545 --> 00:28:30.065 align:center
This is a kind of cinema too.
00:28:31.825 --> 00:28:32.665 align:center
Cut.
00:28:34.225 --> 00:28:35.265 align:center
Hi, this is Sukrut Deo.
00:28:39.985 --> 00:28:40.905 align:center
Wow!
00:28:40.985 --> 00:28:41.905 align:center
So good.
00:28:42.185 --> 00:28:43.745 align:center
- Too good.
- Yeah.
00:28:45.545 --> 00:28:48.225 align:center
Brother, you were fantastic, man.
Fantastic.
00:28:48.945 --> 00:28:50.945 align:center
- Brilliant.
- You killed it.
00:28:51.025 --> 00:28:52.065 align:center
- Are you crying?
- Oh, my God!
00:28:52.145 --> 00:28:53.185 align:center
Hey, what happened?
00:28:54.425 --> 00:28:55.585 align:center
- Wow, man.
- Where did you come from?
00:28:56.185 --> 00:28:57.185 align:center
Ambernath.
00:29:00.145 --> 00:29:01.905 align:center
Why are you crying?
It's just so that we--
00:29:02.185 --> 00:29:03.865 align:center
You can share your feelings with us.
00:29:05.305 --> 00:29:06.585 align:center
- She asked why you are crying.
- Why are you crying?
00:29:06.705 --> 00:29:07.865 align:center
He didn't get the 100,000.
That's why.
00:29:11.465 --> 00:29:12.705 align:center
My only wish was that…
00:29:14.425 --> 00:29:18.585 align:center
one day I'd perform
in front of a huge crowd,
00:29:18.665 --> 00:29:21.545 align:center
and that everyone would
like my character or my acting.
00:29:22.305 --> 00:29:23.985 align:center
And you all praised me so much.
00:29:25.465 --> 00:29:28.545 align:center
- Oh, man.
- No amount of praise would be enough.
00:29:29.825 --> 00:29:30.705 align:center
Come on.
00:29:32.425 --> 00:29:33.425 align:center
Thank you, bro.
00:29:36.465 --> 00:29:39.385 align:center
Bro, can you look into the center camera
and cry a little?
00:29:42.465 --> 00:29:44.065 align:center
So we can get a nice close-up shot.
00:29:47.105 --> 00:29:48.465 align:center
Look, man, like Alia is the--
00:29:48.545 --> 00:29:51.385 align:center
Can we all change our scores
to an eight for him?
00:29:51.465 --> 00:29:52.785 align:center
Why don't you just
send him the money directly?
00:29:59.745 --> 00:30:00.665 align:center
You know what?
00:30:00.745 --> 00:30:04.705 align:center
I'm going to do something
a little different today.
00:30:05.025 --> 00:30:10.465 align:center
I'm going to give you the chance to
win one of the best phones in the world.
00:30:11.465 --> 00:30:12.305 align:center
Look at him.
00:30:12.385 --> 00:30:14.505 align:center
Do you want the Ai+ phone?
00:30:14.585 --> 00:30:15.505 align:center
- Wow.
- Yes, I do.
00:30:15.585 --> 00:30:16.465 align:center
I want one too.
00:30:17.105 --> 00:30:18.545 align:center
- But you--
- Samay, you have such a big heart.
00:30:18.625 --> 00:30:19.745 align:center
Which phone do you have?
00:30:19.825 --> 00:30:22.465 align:center
- I have a…
- Fuck that phone.
00:30:25.345 --> 00:30:26.225 align:center
All right.
00:30:26.425 --> 00:30:28.865 align:center
Can we have the hamper, please?
00:30:29.145 --> 00:30:30.225 align:center
Let's go, man.
00:30:33.825 --> 00:30:37.465 align:center
No, and I feel that since you've come
on India's Got Latent,
00:30:37.545 --> 00:30:39.145 align:center
everyone knows how--
00:30:39.225 --> 00:30:41.025 align:center
The whole world
is gonna be watching this.
00:30:41.345 --> 00:30:43.425 align:center
So I think the next time we see you,
00:30:43.505 --> 00:30:44.745 align:center
you're going to be a huge star.
00:30:44.825 --> 00:30:46.985 align:center
Maybe you won't take
a photo with us by then,
00:30:47.065 --> 00:30:48.345 align:center
so let's take one together right now
00:30:48.425 --> 00:30:49.385 align:center
- on this phone.
- Yes!
00:30:49.465 --> 00:30:51.225 align:center
- Let's do that.
- Oh, let's go!
00:30:51.305 --> 00:30:54.185 align:center
- This is what you call brand integration.
- That's amazing!
00:30:56.105 --> 00:30:57.545 align:center
- Amazing.
- The phone isn't turning on.
00:30:57.625 --> 00:30:58.585 align:center
Can we use your phone?
00:30:59.305 --> 00:31:00.505 align:center
Hey, that's an iPhone! Hide it.
00:31:01.665 --> 00:31:03.585 align:center
- Here.
- Let's all take a selfie together.
00:31:03.865 --> 00:31:05.385 align:center
Let's go, let's take a selfie.
00:31:06.665 --> 00:31:09.185 align:center
Three, two, one, smile!
00:31:12.505 --> 00:31:14.305 align:center
Make some noise for the next act,
00:31:14.385 --> 00:31:16.065 align:center
Gajendra Puri!
00:31:19.545 --> 00:31:20.385 align:center
I'm from Rajasthan,
00:31:20.465 --> 00:31:23.705 align:center
and since coming to Mumbai,
I've been talking to girls here.
00:31:24.145 --> 00:31:25.025 align:center
And I'm realizing that
00:31:25.385 --> 00:31:27.225 align:center
all the girls in Mumbai
00:31:27.705 --> 00:31:29.505 align:center
are animal lovers.
00:31:32.225 --> 00:31:34.385 align:center
And as soon as I tell them
that I'm an animal lover too,
00:31:34.825 --> 00:31:36.185 align:center
and that I have 30 buffaloes at home,
00:31:37.585 --> 00:31:39.745 align:center
they immediately stop talking to me.
00:31:39.905 --> 00:31:42.505 align:center
There's some hypocrisy in society
when it comes to loving animals.
00:31:43.225 --> 00:31:45.545 align:center
Everyone wants their animal love
to look aesthetic too.
00:31:46.705 --> 00:31:49.065 align:center
Everyone wants to keep a dog or a cat.
No one wants to keep a buffalo.
00:31:50.385 --> 00:31:52.505 align:center
Whereas, if you see,
a buffalo is a much better pet.
00:31:53.385 --> 00:31:55.065 align:center
Because what do you look for in a pet?
Personality?
00:31:56.465 --> 00:31:58.705 align:center
A buffalo has a ton of personality.
They've got the whole package!
00:32:00.665 --> 00:32:01.665 align:center
What personality does a dog have?
00:32:01.745 --> 00:32:02.905 align:center
You give a dog a little food…
00:32:04.505 --> 00:32:05.905 align:center
and it follows you around all day.
00:32:06.305 --> 00:32:07.465 align:center
A buffalo, on the other hand.
00:32:08.225 --> 00:32:09.265 align:center
You can honk all you want…
00:32:12.945 --> 00:32:13.905 align:center
and it still won't move, man.
00:32:14.505 --> 00:32:15.945 align:center
A buffalo's got plenty of attitude too.
00:32:24.025 --> 00:32:27.025 align:center
When it feels like it,
it'll tell you, "Move!"
00:32:30.185 --> 00:32:31.105 align:center
Thank you so much.
00:32:34.225 --> 00:32:35.465 align:center
Let's go!
00:32:36.905 --> 00:32:38.265 align:center
That's amazing, man!
00:32:38.345 --> 00:32:39.185 align:center
Thank you, thank you.
00:32:39.265 --> 00:32:41.105 align:center
Gajendra Puri, what a guy!
00:32:41.185 --> 00:32:42.105 align:center
Amazing, man!
00:32:43.545 --> 00:32:44.825 align:center
How are you all?
00:32:44.905 --> 00:32:46.225 align:center
Hey, we'll get things going.
Don't worry.
00:32:47.785 --> 00:32:49.745 align:center
That pause doesn't mean we're done.
00:32:50.225 --> 00:32:51.505 align:center
So you said you're from Rajasthan?
00:32:51.585 --> 00:32:53.025 align:center
- Yes, ma'am.
- Where in Rajasthan?
00:32:53.145 --> 00:32:54.065 align:center
Bali.
00:32:54.985 --> 00:32:57.105 align:center
Oh, that's why it says,
"I grew up in Bali, not that one."
00:32:57.185 --> 00:32:58.065 align:center
Yeah.
00:32:58.225 --> 00:32:59.265 align:center
- Oh.
- Good one.
00:32:59.785 --> 00:33:02.425 align:center
And it says here,
"I learned about women's issues
00:33:02.505 --> 00:33:03.745 align:center
from watching Balika Vadhu."
00:33:03.825 --> 00:33:05.105 align:center
- Yeah.
- Can you elaborate?
00:33:05.385 --> 00:33:06.425 align:center
Have you all seen that show?
00:33:06.505 --> 00:33:07.465 align:center
- Yeah, a little bit.
- I have.
00:33:07.705 --> 00:33:10.145 align:center
- You've all seen it.
- I saw it when I was a kid, so…
00:33:10.225 --> 00:33:11.745 align:center
I remember this one episode
00:33:11.825 --> 00:33:13.065 align:center
that's still stuck in my mind.
00:33:13.825 --> 00:33:15.865 align:center
In that episode, the grandmother
00:33:16.065 --> 00:33:18.425 align:center
throws all the pickles out of the house
00:33:19.305 --> 00:33:21.825 align:center
- because Anandi touched them.
- Okay.
00:33:21.945 --> 00:33:23.705 align:center
And Anandi was on her period.
00:33:24.745 --> 00:33:26.225 align:center
I saw that as a kid,
00:33:26.305 --> 00:33:27.425 align:center
I was confused, thinking,
00:33:27.705 --> 00:33:29.985 align:center
if Anandi is on her period,
then why is the grandma PMSing?
00:33:36.425 --> 00:33:39.985 align:center
It says here, "I was a salesman
in a cloth shop at the age of 13."
00:33:40.225 --> 00:33:41.905 align:center
Yeah, I worked in my
brother's shop, actually.
00:33:41.985 --> 00:33:45.105 align:center
I came to Bombay for the first time.
I didn't have a job.
00:33:45.265 --> 00:33:48.225 align:center
But I wanted to, like, work in business.
I wanted to build a business.
00:33:48.305 --> 00:33:51.305 align:center
- At 13, you started working?
- Yeah, I have a Marwari brain, so…
00:33:51.465 --> 00:33:53.785 align:center
There's clearly some Balika Vadhu
influence.
00:33:55.425 --> 00:33:57.265 align:center
But were you good at sales?
00:33:57.985 --> 00:34:00.185 align:center
Yeah, during Diwali, I worked
in sales there for a month.
00:34:00.265 --> 00:34:02.065 align:center
And I sold a lot of clothes.
00:34:02.145 --> 00:34:03.985 align:center
Try selling me a ticket
to one of Solanki's shows.
00:34:08.784 --> 00:34:09.945 align:center
- Well…
- Yeah, sell us this.
00:34:10.025 --> 00:34:12.264 align:center
An Avvatar protein bar.
Even though you don't need to sell it.
00:34:12.344 --> 00:34:13.425 align:center
- It's amazing.
- Okay.
00:34:13.505 --> 00:34:15.744 align:center
- Look, there are more flavors.
- But let's say you had to sell it.
00:34:15.824 --> 00:34:16.744 align:center
Who am I selling to?
00:34:16.945 --> 00:34:18.465 align:center
- Anyone.
- Sell it to Sharvari.
00:34:18.585 --> 00:34:20.865 align:center
Sharvari ji, do you exercise?
00:34:21.264 --> 00:34:22.105 align:center
Yes.
00:34:22.185 --> 00:34:25.185 align:center
So what do you do
for your protein intake?
00:34:26.304 --> 00:34:30.385 align:center
I eat protein-rich foods.
00:34:30.744 --> 00:34:32.425 align:center
So you must have to eat a lot, right?
00:34:32.505 --> 00:34:33.344 align:center
Yes.
00:34:33.425 --> 00:34:35.865 align:center
With this, you'll get ten grams of protein
in a smaller portion.
00:34:35.945 --> 00:34:37.865 align:center
But please don't buy it right now.
00:34:37.945 --> 00:34:39.025 align:center
- Why?
- Don't buy it.
00:34:39.105 --> 00:34:40.065 align:center
- Okay. Why?
- Because
00:34:40.145 --> 00:34:41.465 align:center
I'm going to give it to you for free.
00:34:41.744 --> 00:34:43.625 align:center
Why for free?
Then how will you profit?
00:34:43.705 --> 00:34:46.625 align:center
See, what's in it for me
is that if I talk about this,
00:34:47.105 --> 00:34:49.545 align:center
the brand might like it,
so they won't edit me out of the show.
00:34:49.945 --> 00:34:50.784 align:center
I see.
00:34:52.865 --> 00:34:53.705 align:center
And…
00:34:56.665 --> 00:34:58.105 align:center
So you can take this.
00:34:58.505 --> 00:35:00.665 align:center
- Okay.
- We can also have a photo op.
00:35:01.065 --> 00:35:02.945 align:center
What if I say that I'm
with another brand,
00:35:03.025 --> 00:35:04.305 align:center
and this will definitely get cut?
00:35:05.825 --> 00:35:07.385 align:center
Then that's Avvatar's loss.
00:35:13.865 --> 00:35:15.585 align:center
- Very nice.
- But it's great because, look,
00:35:15.665 --> 00:35:17.745 align:center
- you were in the movie Munjya, right?
- Yes.
00:35:17.825 --> 00:35:20.145 align:center
You had to play
some kind of avatar there.
00:35:20.225 --> 00:35:21.665 align:center
- Yes!
- You'll find your new avatar
00:35:21.745 --> 00:35:23.465 align:center
- for the next movie.
- You know what? I will take it,
00:35:23.545 --> 00:35:26.145 align:center
and I will do a photo op because
00:35:26.385 --> 00:35:28.545 align:center
some people have watched my film.
00:35:29.385 --> 00:35:30.385 align:center
Finally!
00:35:30.705 --> 00:35:32.305 align:center
- Yeah, yeah.
- Actually, give me all of it.
00:35:32.385 --> 00:35:33.905 align:center
I saw it in the theaters.
00:35:35.305 --> 00:35:37.785 align:center
- Thank you.
- And I was one of the two people there.
00:35:43.265 --> 00:35:44.705 align:center
Alright. Thank you so much,
Gajendra bhai, for coming.
00:35:44.785 --> 00:35:46.385 align:center
- Cheers! Thank you for having me.
- What a guy!
00:35:48.025 --> 00:35:49.265 align:center
- Hey, Gajendra bhai!
- Hey!
00:35:49.345 --> 00:35:50.305 align:center
Gajendra bhai, one minute!
00:35:50.385 --> 00:35:51.585 align:center
- We have to give scores.
- Come back.
00:35:51.665 --> 00:35:53.025 align:center
- What happened, bro?
- Yes.
00:35:53.185 --> 00:35:54.265 align:center
- Get the mic stand.
- It's a habit, you know?
00:35:54.345 --> 00:35:55.265 align:center
Perform and get out.
00:35:55.545 --> 00:35:56.425 align:center
Yeah.
00:35:57.265 --> 00:35:59.145 align:center
So, Gajendra bhai, I really liked you.
00:35:59.225 --> 00:36:01.025 align:center
I'm gonna give you a nine.
00:36:01.785 --> 00:36:02.745 align:center
Very nice.
00:36:04.425 --> 00:36:07.345 align:center
A 9.5 by Alia ji.
00:36:08.185 --> 00:36:10.825 align:center
- Sharvari ji has given a ten out of ten.
- Ten.
00:36:10.905 --> 00:36:12.105 align:center
Wow!
00:36:13.345 --> 00:36:16.065 align:center
- Nine from me.
- Nine by Aashish Solanki.
00:36:16.305 --> 00:36:18.825 align:center
- Nine.
- Nine by Dave Chappelle.
00:36:19.585 --> 00:36:20.545 align:center
Oh, man.
00:36:21.785 --> 00:36:22.745 align:center
Make up your mind.
00:36:22.945 --> 00:36:25.985 align:center
So that makes your average 9.5.
00:36:27.425 --> 00:36:28.785 align:center
- He wrote a lower score.
- Come on!
00:36:28.865 --> 00:36:31.425 align:center
- He wrote a lower score.
- Come on, man. Come on!
00:36:32.985 --> 00:36:34.305 align:center
No, no. He must have written an eight.
00:36:35.345 --> 00:36:36.625 align:center
Nine!
00:36:36.705 --> 00:36:39.545 align:center
Oh, no!
Sharvari, why did you give a ten?
00:36:39.625 --> 00:36:40.905 align:center
Oh, so this is all Sharvari's fault?
00:36:40.985 --> 00:36:41.905 align:center
Yes, man!
00:36:43.105 --> 00:36:44.625 align:center
Please, would you like a protein bar?
00:36:47.585 --> 00:36:48.705 align:center
She sold it back to me!
00:36:51.385 --> 00:36:53.705 align:center
- Sharvari, man.
- I shouldn't have watched Munjya.
00:36:55.145 --> 00:36:57.265 align:center
The ghost of Munjya
is still haunting me.
00:36:58.265 --> 00:36:59.865 align:center
Watching Munjya was a double blow for him.
00:37:04.785 --> 00:37:07.945 align:center
All right, up next we have Donald Trump
from the USA.
00:37:08.025 --> 00:37:09.825 align:center
Give it up for Donald Trump!
00:37:10.465 --> 00:37:11.865 align:center
"Vivekamunand."
00:37:16.945 --> 00:37:18.065 align:center
Look at him!
00:37:24.225 --> 00:37:25.905 align:center
All right, all right.
00:37:26.865 --> 00:37:28.625 align:center
Namaste, India.
00:37:29.225 --> 00:37:32.065 align:center
It's nice to meet you guys.
I know you're Samay Rhino.
00:37:32.345 --> 00:37:33.225 align:center
Rhino?
00:37:33.305 --> 00:37:35.665 align:center
- Rhino!
- Alaya Butt.
00:37:36.825 --> 00:37:38.345 align:center
Sharabi, what was it?
00:37:44.145 --> 00:37:46.905 align:center
- Hashish Solanky. Solanky, yeah?
- Yeah.
00:37:47.065 --> 00:37:48.505 align:center
Hashish!
00:37:48.665 --> 00:37:50.465 align:center
He's not lanky at all. He's weak.
00:37:50.705 --> 00:37:52.745 align:center
- And Balraj Gay.
- Yeah!
00:37:56.385 --> 00:37:58.065 align:center
Disgusting name. Disgusting.
00:37:58.705 --> 00:37:59.785 align:center
He's the president, after all.
00:37:59.865 --> 00:38:01.865 align:center
We have the CIA. He's Chee-IA.
00:38:04.905 --> 00:38:07.465 align:center
I'm here in India to give out--
00:38:07.545 --> 00:38:08.785 align:center
My real reason to be here is
00:38:08.865 --> 00:38:12.865 align:center
to give out these free H1B visas
to you people.
00:38:14.785 --> 00:38:18.425 align:center
So if I like your questions,
I'm gonna give you a free H1B visa.
00:38:19.545 --> 00:38:20.465 align:center
And…
00:38:21.945 --> 00:38:23.025 align:center
what else do you want from me?
00:38:24.785 --> 00:38:25.665 align:center
Oil.
00:38:27.585 --> 00:38:28.665 align:center
You want oil?
00:38:30.105 --> 00:38:31.305 align:center
Come to the island, my friend.
00:38:31.385 --> 00:38:32.585 align:center
There's a lot of oil.
00:38:35.065 --> 00:38:36.065 align:center
Oh, my God!
00:38:44.505 --> 00:38:45.505 align:center
Is it time? What the hell?
00:38:45.585 --> 00:38:46.665 align:center
- Yeah.
- Time's up?
00:38:47.225 --> 00:38:48.105 align:center
I'm done.
00:38:48.185 --> 00:38:50.545 align:center
All right, that was Donald Trump.
00:38:52.745 --> 00:38:54.265 align:center
So, Do-land Trump…
00:38:56.385 --> 00:38:57.505 align:center
how did you…?
00:39:04.265 --> 00:39:05.505 align:center
You already have a mic.
00:39:05.905 --> 00:39:07.745 align:center
He gave it to me.
I don't know what to say.
00:39:08.465 --> 00:39:11.745 align:center
There's so much unemployment
in this country. Three people…
00:39:13.665 --> 00:39:15.985 align:center
You're always taking from the minorities.
00:39:17.705 --> 00:39:19.105 align:center
Well, who else to take it from?
00:39:21.905 --> 00:39:24.945 align:center
Can't take it from the rich guys.
They're my friends. You know…
00:39:30.545 --> 00:39:32.025 align:center
So, Trump,
00:39:32.665 --> 00:39:36.585 align:center
why are you…
starting so many wars
00:39:36.665 --> 00:39:38.825 align:center
and fucking up the stock market
and killing people?
00:39:39.465 --> 00:39:43.225 align:center
Firstly, if you don't know English,
it's all right. Don't be so scared.
00:39:52.705 --> 00:39:54.905 align:center
So scared. So scared.
It's disgusting.
00:39:56.385 --> 00:39:59.945 align:center
But I didn't start the wars.
We were playing Counter-Strike
00:40:00.025 --> 00:40:01.145 align:center
with my friends.
00:40:01.585 --> 00:40:05.065 align:center
And the other team was Iran.
I told them to bomb Iran.
00:40:05.145 --> 00:40:07.625 align:center
They fucking bombed Iran.
What do I do?
00:40:10.545 --> 00:40:11.505 align:center
Wow.
00:40:12.385 --> 00:40:13.225 align:center
Alia.
00:40:17.545 --> 00:40:20.305 align:center
I'm just glad that
you don't have that other guy.
00:40:20.385 --> 00:40:23.585 align:center
What's his-- The asshole…
Runbir Barbadiya?
00:40:27.105 --> 00:40:29.145 align:center
He creeps me out.
We banned him from the island.
00:40:29.225 --> 00:40:31.425 align:center
Not your Ranbir.
He's a nice guy. He's classy.
00:40:31.865 --> 00:40:32.865 align:center
The other one.
00:40:35.785 --> 00:40:36.945 align:center
He's very good.
00:40:37.185 --> 00:40:38.225 align:center
So good.
00:40:38.785 --> 00:40:41.105 align:center
That creepy Barbadiya,
or whatever his name is.
00:40:41.185 --> 00:40:42.945 align:center
Disgusting. Disgusting.
00:40:46.425 --> 00:40:48.265 align:center
Do-land Trump, what brings you to India?
00:40:48.625 --> 00:40:49.745 align:center
I'll tell you.
I'm going to give out
00:40:49.825 --> 00:40:52.425 align:center
these two H1B visas for free.
00:40:52.745 --> 00:40:54.305 align:center
Because I know a lot of you are upset.
00:40:54.385 --> 00:40:56.505 align:center
A lot of you want to go to the USA.
00:40:56.745 --> 00:40:58.465 align:center
And I'm going to make that happen for you.
00:41:06.985 --> 00:41:09.905 align:center
Somebody give her a script
and a director.
00:41:28.865 --> 00:41:30.265 align:center
Disgusting. Disgusting.
00:41:31.625 --> 00:41:33.545 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
00:41:34.025 --> 00:41:35.705 align:center
Samay bhai, I'm done.
00:41:36.865 --> 00:41:37.745 align:center
So good.
00:41:38.345 --> 00:41:39.385 align:center
That's what she said.
00:41:42.065 --> 00:41:43.705 align:center
She also said, "Putin."
00:41:53.705 --> 00:41:55.145 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:41:55.905 --> 00:41:56.945 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:41:58.825 --> 00:42:00.705 align:center
Do-land… Donald.
00:42:00.945 --> 00:42:03.145 align:center
No, it's all right.
A lot of Indians call me Do-land.
00:42:03.225 --> 00:42:04.345 align:center
It's true.
00:42:04.905 --> 00:42:06.185 align:center
I like it. I like it.
00:42:07.145 --> 00:42:08.345 align:center
Sharvari…
00:42:08.425 --> 00:42:09.985 align:center
- Yes?
- Please speak to Mr. Trump.
00:42:10.225 --> 00:42:11.105 align:center
Hello.
00:42:13.185 --> 00:42:14.825 align:center
I didn't understand this.
00:42:15.065 --> 00:42:16.185 align:center
Don't be nervous. It's okay.
00:42:18.905 --> 00:42:20.865 align:center
- Should I speak in Hindi?
- Yes.
00:42:21.065 --> 00:42:22.665 align:center
- No, no--
- Do you understand Hindi as well?
00:42:22.985 --> 00:42:24.705 align:center
- A little bit. Yeah.
- Can you speak a little bit of Hindi?
00:42:24.785 --> 00:42:26.665 align:center
Yeah, let's--
Actually, let's converse in Hindi.
00:42:27.025 --> 00:42:27.905 align:center
How about that?
00:42:27.985 --> 00:42:30.985 align:center
- I learned a few Hindi songs. I…
- Songs?
00:42:31.065 --> 00:42:33.225 align:center
- Yeah.
- Can you sing a Hindi song for us?
00:42:33.305 --> 00:42:35.705 align:center
All right, this one goes out
to my gay friend,
00:42:35.785 --> 00:42:36.825 align:center
Balraj Gay.
00:42:38.505 --> 00:42:39.345 align:center
Thank you.
00:42:39.425 --> 00:42:41.545 align:center
I've heard a lot about these baraats.
00:42:41.865 --> 00:42:43.745 align:center
Baraat, not Barack.
He's a fake guy.
00:42:45.585 --> 00:42:47.305 align:center
- Baraat, groom's wedding procession?
- Marriage.
00:42:47.385 --> 00:42:48.225 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
00:42:48.305 --> 00:42:49.345 align:center
- During weddings, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
00:42:49.425 --> 00:42:52.705 align:center
They dance a lot in New York City,
and they have this favorite song.
00:42:52.785 --> 00:42:54.305 align:center
- I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend.
- Thank you.
00:42:54.385 --> 00:42:55.785 align:center
- Okay.
- Not in any other way.
00:42:55.865 --> 00:42:57.905 align:center
- No, no, no, I don't want it.
- Yeah, good.
00:42:58.985 --> 00:43:00.705 align:center
He's a fake gentleman.
Fake gentleman.
00:43:02.225 --> 00:43:03.105 align:center
The song is…
00:43:03.185 --> 00:43:04.585 align:center
I count the stars
00:43:05.425 --> 00:43:06.745 align:center
Staying up at night
00:43:07.545 --> 00:43:08.785 align:center
And remembering you
00:43:10.345 --> 00:43:11.745 align:center
I can't stop
00:43:12.985 --> 00:43:14.225 align:center
The rain of sorrow
00:43:15.145 --> 00:43:16.425 align:center
- From my eyes
- From my eyes
00:43:16.505 --> 00:43:17.705 align:center
And my favorite part…
00:43:17.785 --> 00:43:19.465 align:center
Oh, hoe, hoe, hoe!
00:43:22.145 --> 00:43:23.345 align:center
Oh, hoe, hoe, hoe…
00:43:24.225 --> 00:43:25.865 align:center
So many hoes! I love it.
00:43:25.945 --> 00:43:28.505 align:center
Stop calling Samay like that!
00:43:29.505 --> 00:43:32.185 align:center
Okay, don't shout.
I don't like it when women get empowered.
00:43:37.225 --> 00:43:38.625 align:center
- Throw that!
- Disgusting.
00:43:39.105 --> 00:43:39.945 align:center
Disgusting.
00:43:41.065 --> 00:43:42.665 align:center
Why are you throwing away from brands?
00:43:43.425 --> 00:43:44.425 align:center
Should I throw you?
00:43:49.505 --> 00:43:50.705 align:center
Donald Trump.
00:43:51.945 --> 00:43:53.905 align:center
Who's your favorite world leader?
00:43:54.865 --> 00:43:55.705 align:center
Me.
00:43:56.865 --> 00:43:58.265 align:center
Why does there have to be anybody else?
00:43:58.345 --> 00:43:59.865 align:center
It's just me. It's all about me.
00:44:00.465 --> 00:44:04.345 align:center
I think I'm the best asshole
you will ever see anywhere.
00:44:07.425 --> 00:44:08.425 align:center
How do I do this?
00:44:08.945 --> 00:44:11.865 align:center
Can we have a stunt director
in the house for her?
00:44:13.465 --> 00:44:14.625 align:center
My God.
00:44:15.345 --> 00:44:17.585 align:center
- My God.
- Hit him with it.
00:44:17.665 --> 00:44:19.105 align:center
- He's too good.
- How do I open this?
00:44:19.185 --> 00:44:20.585 align:center
Let me try.
00:44:20.665 --> 00:44:21.825 align:center
- Don't put it on me.
- I'm not!
00:44:22.345 --> 00:44:25.305 align:center
Bro, when he goes downstairs, breaks
character, and tries to hail a rickshaw…
00:44:28.265 --> 00:44:31.065 align:center
"Brother, take me home."
That's when it'll be fun to watch him.
00:44:31.185 --> 00:44:34.105 align:center
- Wow, man.
- You've written, "I'm a protein freak."
00:44:34.505 --> 00:44:36.905 align:center
- Yeah.
- "And love alternate sources of protein
00:44:36.985 --> 00:44:40.545 align:center
- like bhujia, chole bhature, egg cake."
- Yeah.
00:44:40.705 --> 00:44:43.745 align:center
Okay, so, as Donald Trump,
can you explain this to us?
00:44:44.145 --> 00:44:46.145 align:center
Protein is important for muscle growth.
00:44:47.185 --> 00:44:48.105 align:center
- Brother Donald,
- So--
00:44:48.185 --> 00:44:49.185 align:center
help a brother out.
00:44:50.105 --> 00:44:52.985 align:center
Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
00:44:53.385 --> 00:44:56.025 align:center
It looks delicious.
I can't wait to get my hands on it.
00:44:56.585 --> 00:44:59.385 align:center
And whatever it's called,
it looks tasty.
00:44:59.465 --> 00:45:00.465 align:center
It's called Avvatar.
00:45:00.785 --> 00:45:02.545 align:center
- Avatar? Like the blue guys, yeah?
- Try it.
00:45:04.545 --> 00:45:05.625 align:center
Oh, Avvatar?
00:45:05.705 --> 00:45:07.465 align:center
Why don't you try it?
Should we make you try this?
00:45:07.545 --> 00:45:08.425 align:center
He's very quick.
00:45:08.505 --> 00:45:10.865 align:center
I don't know if you'll like it
because it has no oil.
00:45:14.585 --> 00:45:16.505 align:center
As long as you're putting it
in my mouth, I'm…
00:45:23.345 --> 00:45:26.225 align:center
Now we know who the real gay is.
00:45:31.905 --> 00:45:33.345 align:center
- Are the cameras on?
- Yeah.
00:45:33.425 --> 00:45:34.385 align:center
It's tasty.
00:45:35.825 --> 00:45:36.905 align:center
It's amazing, yeah.
00:45:38.425 --> 00:45:41.825 align:center
My only mission from here on is
to make America straight again
00:45:41.905 --> 00:45:42.985 align:center
and make…
00:45:46.545 --> 00:45:48.905 align:center
Bro, how funny would it be
if he couldn't get a U.S. visa?
00:45:50.585 --> 00:45:51.425 align:center
He…
00:45:51.505 --> 00:45:54.585 align:center
All right, I like this guy here.
I'm still gonna give you a visa.
00:45:54.665 --> 00:45:56.225 align:center
- Okay, two of you.
- Yeah, please.
00:45:56.305 --> 00:45:57.225 align:center
Yeah.
00:45:57.665 --> 00:45:58.785 align:center
Samay Rhino.
00:45:59.185 --> 00:46:00.025 align:center
Rhino?
00:46:00.105 --> 00:46:01.225 align:center
- This one is for you.
- Thank you.
00:46:01.305 --> 00:46:04.665 align:center
It says H1B visa,
Hyderabad to Bengaluru.
00:46:06.945 --> 00:46:08.145 align:center
One-way visa.
00:46:09.545 --> 00:46:12.505 align:center
For Pushpak Travels, non-AC bus.
00:46:14.265 --> 00:46:15.625 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- Where's the second one?
00:46:15.705 --> 00:46:16.705 align:center
You're welcome.
00:46:17.825 --> 00:46:20.785 align:center
How long…
is this war going to continue, Trump?
00:46:21.105 --> 00:46:22.665 align:center
I thought you stopped at "how long."
00:46:27.065 --> 00:46:27.985 align:center
Hold on.
00:46:29.065 --> 00:46:30.065 align:center
I don't know, man.
00:46:30.745 --> 00:46:32.465 align:center
I have no idea. I just told them--
00:46:32.545 --> 00:46:35.345 align:center
As I said, if you were playing
Counter-Strike and then they--
00:46:35.585 --> 00:46:37.545 align:center
Sorry, sorry.
We've got another question.
00:46:37.625 --> 00:46:40.945 align:center
I'm just curious, and this has nothing
to do with politics, of course.
00:46:41.025 --> 00:46:43.225 align:center
- All right.
- Are you bald?
00:46:43.705 --> 00:46:45.145 align:center
How dare you say that?
00:46:45.905 --> 00:46:48.705 align:center
This is my real hair.
I'm going to show it to you.
00:46:49.225 --> 00:46:50.145 align:center
Check it out.
00:46:51.065 --> 00:46:52.425 align:center
It's my real hair, man.
00:46:59.945 --> 00:47:01.385 align:center
- Wow.
- Do I get it back?
00:47:01.465 --> 00:47:02.625 align:center
It's all real. Thank you.
00:47:02.705 --> 00:47:03.705 align:center
Thank you.
00:47:03.785 --> 00:47:05.065 align:center
Beautiful. So beautiful.
00:47:05.145 --> 00:47:07.105 align:center
Suddenly, we have
Vin Diesel under this cap.
00:47:09.985 --> 00:47:11.585 align:center
- This is--
- Sorry, Jason Statham.
00:47:12.265 --> 00:47:13.905 align:center
- Thank you.
- Vin Ethanol.
00:47:16.385 --> 00:47:17.745 align:center
Thank you for cracking a joke.
00:47:19.985 --> 00:47:20.945 align:center
- It's nice.
- Man…
00:47:21.585 --> 00:47:24.065 align:center
Everybody's got to
justify their salary, man.
00:47:25.145 --> 00:47:26.145 align:center
All right.
00:47:30.785 --> 00:47:31.745 align:center
He's too good.
00:47:32.065 --> 00:47:32.945 align:center
He's too good.
00:47:33.025 --> 00:47:34.945 align:center
I'm gonna need somebody's help
to put this back on.
00:47:35.025 --> 00:47:35.905 align:center
Chee-IA?
00:47:35.985 --> 00:47:38.025 align:center
- Can you?
- Chee…
00:47:39.945 --> 00:47:40.785 align:center
Chee-IA?
00:47:41.065 --> 00:47:42.825 align:center
- Chee-IA.
- Chee-IA!
00:47:43.545 --> 00:47:45.665 align:center
The guy in the back is getting restless!
He wants to do it.
00:47:46.145 --> 00:47:47.865 align:center
- All set? You're most welcome.
- Thank you. Thank you.
00:47:47.945 --> 00:47:49.425 align:center
He's a gentleman. Oh, my God.
00:47:49.505 --> 00:47:50.385 align:center
- Yeah, he's good. Yeah.
- Alright?
00:47:50.465 --> 00:47:51.705 align:center
- Smells good.
- Thanks.
00:47:52.225 --> 00:47:54.385 align:center
- I'm not gay, though.
- Why are you touching me then?
00:47:56.505 --> 00:47:58.345 align:center
Alia, why aren't you
talking to him?
00:47:58.425 --> 00:47:59.265 align:center
I am--
00:47:59.865 --> 00:48:02.785 align:center
I'm just stumped again
by how in-character he is,
00:48:02.865 --> 00:48:04.145 align:center
so I'm just enjoying it.
00:48:04.625 --> 00:48:07.185 align:center
Yeah, she could learn a thing or two
about staying in character.
00:48:10.065 --> 00:48:11.825 align:center
Not you. I like you.
You're a good actress.
00:48:11.905 --> 00:48:12.865 align:center
He shit his pants!
00:48:14.665 --> 00:48:15.625 align:center
He did!
00:48:17.705 --> 00:48:18.665 align:center
Well done.
00:48:19.505 --> 00:48:21.025 align:center
- I didn't even say anything.
- She's a good actress.
00:48:21.105 --> 00:48:22.505 align:center
In the end,
he has to go back to Malad, right?
00:48:22.585 --> 00:48:24.065 align:center
I didn't even say anything.
00:48:24.585 --> 00:48:26.185 align:center
A big round of applause for Donald Trump!
00:48:26.265 --> 00:48:27.785 align:center
What a fucking guy.
00:48:27.945 --> 00:48:29.305 align:center
- Brilliant.
- What a guy.
00:48:29.785 --> 00:48:32.225 align:center
- I have no words for this guy.
- Brilliant.
00:48:32.345 --> 00:48:34.985 align:center
It's time to score Donald Trump.
00:48:35.305 --> 00:48:36.225 align:center
Balraj bhai.
00:48:36.985 --> 00:48:38.545 align:center
Brother, it's a ten out of ten for me.
00:48:38.625 --> 00:48:39.585 align:center
- Let's go!
- A hundred percent.
00:48:39.665 --> 00:48:40.585 align:center
You're too good.
00:48:40.665 --> 00:48:41.745 align:center
No doubt. Ten out of ten.
00:48:41.905 --> 00:48:42.825 align:center
Thank you.
00:48:43.905 --> 00:48:44.785 align:center
Sharvari?
00:48:44.865 --> 00:48:46.665 align:center
- Mine's a 9.5.
- What?
00:48:46.905 --> 00:48:47.745 align:center
Okay.
00:48:48.065 --> 00:48:49.225 align:center
A ten from Alia.
00:48:49.905 --> 00:48:51.345 align:center
- Wow!
- And I want to explain myself,
00:48:51.425 --> 00:48:54.905 align:center
because I was actually feeling
intimidated, like, I was…
00:48:55.585 --> 00:48:58.625 align:center
face-palming and getting really
awkward and stressed, so--
00:48:58.825 --> 00:49:00.145 align:center
- Like, that's a fabulous--
- Yeah. That tends to happen
00:49:00.225 --> 00:49:01.985 align:center
to women around me.
It's all right.
00:49:03.705 --> 00:49:05.745 align:center
No, that means you did a fabulous job.
00:49:05.825 --> 00:49:06.905 align:center
- Thank you.
- So, congratulations.
00:49:06.985 --> 00:49:07.825 align:center
Thank you.
00:49:08.825 --> 00:49:12.225 align:center
And of course, I'm also giving you
a ten out of ten, my man.
00:49:12.545 --> 00:49:15.545 align:center
And that makes your average a ten.
00:49:16.145 --> 00:49:17.105 align:center
All right.
00:49:18.465 --> 00:49:19.545 align:center
- Come on!
- Tell your…
00:49:19.625 --> 00:49:22.465 align:center
Okay, so I've given myself a score,
00:49:22.545 --> 00:49:24.745 align:center
which is the highest number
I can count to.
00:49:25.625 --> 00:49:26.745 align:center
- Yeah?
- Which is ten.
00:49:29.585 --> 00:49:30.505 align:center
Really?
00:49:40.905 --> 00:49:42.625 align:center
- What a funny guy!
- It's amazing.
00:49:43.665 --> 00:49:45.105 align:center
Come on, come on!
00:49:48.145 --> 00:49:49.185 align:center
Thank you.
00:49:51.185 --> 00:49:52.105 align:center
What is this?
00:49:53.705 --> 00:49:54.865 align:center
- Take this.
- What is this?
00:49:55.545 --> 00:49:56.545 align:center
I'm very embarrassed.
00:49:56.625 --> 00:49:58.425 align:center
- Hey, whatever, just go for it.
- Go for it.
00:49:58.505 --> 00:49:59.945 align:center
What is this? Is it a gift for him?
00:50:00.185 --> 00:50:01.585 align:center
- Yeah, you give it.
- No, you give it.
00:50:01.665 --> 00:50:02.825 align:center
Please, please give it.
Please give it.
00:50:02.905 --> 00:50:03.785 align:center
I'm feeling shy.
00:50:03.865 --> 00:50:04.705 align:center
Please don't.
00:50:05.105 --> 00:50:07.625 align:center
She's creeped out.
That's all right. I like it.
00:50:08.105 --> 00:50:11.465 align:center
- No, this is a… T-shirt, I mean--
- I can see that. Thank you.
00:50:13.825 --> 00:50:15.065 align:center
Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy.
00:50:15.145 --> 00:50:17.545 align:center
Just, I mean, whatever.
Wear it if you want, don't wear it.
00:50:17.625 --> 00:50:19.065 align:center
But it's for my upcoming movie.
00:50:19.145 --> 00:50:21.465 align:center
Oh, right. That's nice. "Born…"
00:50:25.545 --> 00:50:28.625 align:center
- It says, "Born…"
- Alpha.
00:50:28.705 --> 00:50:30.065 align:center
- "Born Alpha."
- Alpha.
00:50:30.145 --> 00:50:31.385 align:center
But what if you have a "beta"?
00:50:34.545 --> 00:50:36.505 align:center
So nice. So funny.
Oh, my God, so funny.
00:50:36.585 --> 00:50:38.625 align:center
Make some noise for Donald Trump!
00:50:38.905 --> 00:50:41.305 align:center
Make some fucking noise!
00:50:41.785 --> 00:50:42.665 align:center
What a guy!
00:50:42.745 --> 00:50:45.265 align:center
Make some noise for Alia Bhatt, Sharvari,
00:50:45.425 --> 00:50:47.385 align:center
Balraj, and Aashish Solanki!
00:50:47.505 --> 00:50:50.785 align:center
That was India's Got Latent!
00:50:55.585 --> 00:50:58.105 align:center
So, before you go,
we have a gift for you.
00:50:58.305 --> 00:51:00.425 align:center
You know, you can take
any of these phones.
00:51:00.505 --> 00:51:02.025 align:center
They're all Ai+ phones.
00:51:02.625 --> 00:51:03.665 align:center
Are they made in China?
00:51:06.025 --> 00:51:07.945 align:center
- Thank you, my friend.
- In fact, they're actually made in India.
00:51:08.465 --> 00:51:10.585 align:center
All right. I'm gonna put
some tariffs on them then.
00:51:12.785 --> 00:51:15.065 align:center
Wow, man. Wow.
00:51:17.905 --> 00:51:19.745 align:center
You said you have two older brothers.
00:51:19.905 --> 00:51:20.985 align:center
- No.
- No?
00:51:21.225 --> 00:51:22.745 align:center
- One?
- They're my younger brothers.
00:51:22.825 --> 00:51:25.265 align:center
- She's the eldest.
- Okay, so do you fight with them?
00:51:25.465 --> 00:51:27.025 align:center
- No. Only when we were kids.
- They fight.
00:51:27.105 --> 00:51:28.265 align:center
- Not anymore.
- What do you even do?
00:51:28.345 --> 00:51:29.825 align:center
You just keep saying "no" to everything.
00:51:29.905 --> 00:51:31.625 align:center
What do you say yes to?
00:51:32.665 --> 00:51:34.385 align:center
Do you have an internship or a job?
00:51:34.465 --> 00:51:35.345 align:center
- No.
- "No."
00:51:35.425 --> 00:51:36.585 align:center
I can answer for her.
00:51:40.505 --> 00:51:42.305 align:center
Bro, if she wins…
00:51:42.705 --> 00:51:43.545 align:center
No.
00:51:44.745 --> 00:51:46.985 align:center
I'll tear down this set.
00:51:47.865 --> 00:51:49.545 align:center
My luck isn't that good.
00:51:50.585 --> 00:51:52.225 align:center
- I know.
- Again, a "no."
00:51:52.465 --> 00:51:54.905 align:center
It's like your tongue is cursed.
00:51:55.505 --> 00:51:57.985 align:center
Do you ever think anything good?
Any positive thoughts at all?
00:51:58.065 --> 00:51:59.305 align:center
- "No."
- No.
00:51:59.865 --> 00:52:01.105 align:center
Samiksha ji, come on.
00:52:01.185 --> 00:52:02.425 align:center
- Do you have any talent?
- I like her.
00:52:02.945 --> 00:52:03.785 align:center
Not at all.
00:52:05.545 --> 00:52:06.385 align:center
I don't.
00:52:06.465 --> 00:52:08.865 align:center
So, you came all this way
just to screw with me?!
00:52:09.785 --> 00:52:11.425 align:center
I got picked,
what else was I supposed to do?
00:52:11.545 --> 00:52:12.945 align:center
But why did you come?
00:52:13.145 --> 00:52:16.465 align:center
Okay, so what do you want to say to Samay,
now that you've met him?
00:52:17.145 --> 00:52:18.025 align:center
Nothing.
00:52:18.225 --> 00:52:20.025 align:center
- Bro, she's walking rage bait.
- Bro.
00:52:20.105 --> 00:52:21.425 align:center
- Just take a picture, bro.
- I mean…
00:52:23.905 --> 00:52:25.665 align:center
My blood pressure is rising.
00:52:26.425 --> 00:52:28.465 align:center
- Then take your blood pressure medicine.
- What the hell!
00:52:34.785 --> 00:52:35.905 align:center
When asked,
00:52:35.985 --> 00:52:38.465 align:center
"What do you think is the biggest issue
faced by youth today?" she said,
00:52:38.585 --> 00:52:39.905 align:center
"Everyone's emotionally screwed,
00:52:39.985 --> 00:52:42.785 align:center
but on Instagram everyone's posting
'living my best life.'"
00:52:42.865 --> 00:52:44.465 align:center
- Do you really believe it?
- Yes.
00:52:44.545 --> 00:52:45.545 align:center
- And your Instagram--
- Oh!
00:52:45.625 --> 00:52:46.665 align:center
She said yes!
00:52:50.665 --> 00:52:51.785 align:center
Pop it!
00:52:52.705 --> 00:52:54.465 align:center
Wow. Did I just hear a "yes"?
00:52:55.465 --> 00:52:57.825 align:center
- Let's fucking make her say "yes."
- Yes!
00:52:57.905 --> 00:52:59.345 align:center
- Do you--
- Are you on Instagram?
00:52:59.705 --> 00:53:00.585 align:center
Yes.
00:53:01.985 --> 00:53:03.905 align:center
- Once more!
- Let's do another.
00:53:03.985 --> 00:53:06.065 align:center
- Have you seen Munjya?
- No.
00:53:09.625 --> 00:53:11.465 align:center
Will you watch Munjya?
00:53:11.905 --> 00:53:13.425 align:center
- No.
- Oh, shit!
00:53:13.505 --> 00:53:16.545 align:center
Do you think Samay Raina
and Aashish are cute?
00:53:16.625 --> 00:53:17.705 align:center
- No.
- Damn…
00:53:18.545 --> 00:53:19.545 align:center
But that's a win for us.
00:53:23.025 --> 00:53:26.025 align:center
Do you post photos on Instagram?
00:53:26.105 --> 00:53:28.185 align:center
- Yes.
- Instagrams… Do you?
00:53:28.585 --> 00:53:30.025 align:center
- Yes?
- Not photos, I post videos.
00:53:30.105 --> 00:53:31.425 align:center
- Not photos.
- That's a no!
00:53:31.505 --> 00:53:33.345 align:center
- "No!"
- "No!"
00:53:33.425 --> 00:53:34.505 align:center
- No!
- "I'm the heroine,
00:53:34.585 --> 00:53:35.705 align:center
so of course she'll say yes to me."
00:53:39.985 --> 00:53:41.345 align:center
No one can beat her!
00:53:41.985 --> 00:53:44.225 align:center
What was your last caption?
00:53:44.785 --> 00:53:46.105 align:center
- Well--
- "No means no."
00:53:52.705 --> 00:53:54.425 align:center
Samiksha ji,
I'm just having fun with you.
00:53:54.505 --> 00:53:56.265 align:center
- You're not offended, are you?
- Yeah, you're fab.
00:53:56.825 --> 00:53:57.785 align:center
- No, not at all.
- "No."
00:53:58.145 --> 00:53:59.185 align:center
- No!
- Of course.
00:53:59.265 --> 00:54:00.385 align:center
- Of course.
- Not at all.
00:54:00.465 --> 00:54:01.945 align:center
Bro, she's really tough.
00:54:02.305 --> 00:54:05.065 align:center
Five interesting and fun things about you.
You have to explain.
00:54:06.185 --> 00:54:09.665 align:center
Number one, you peed
on Shah Rukh Khan's hands.
00:54:10.545 --> 00:54:12.265 align:center
- How old were you?
- This is…
00:54:12.345 --> 00:54:13.505 align:center
Okay, since you asked, fine.
00:54:13.585 --> 00:54:14.865 align:center
- Yes.
- You were a kid.
00:54:14.945 --> 00:54:16.745 align:center
So my dad
00:54:16.825 --> 00:54:18.985 align:center
was already working
in the film industry.
00:54:19.065 --> 00:54:20.625 align:center
He held me in his arms
and made me dance.
00:54:20.705 --> 00:54:22.905 align:center
And then, when Shah Rukh sir held me,
00:54:23.145 --> 00:54:24.665 align:center
I was three or four months old.
00:54:24.745 --> 00:54:26.345 align:center
- I…
- You must have gotten nervous.
00:54:26.425 --> 00:54:28.225 align:center
Yes, I mean, Shah Rukh sir…
I didn't know any better.
00:54:28.305 --> 00:54:29.745 align:center
- I couldn't hold it, so I just let it go.
- Okay, so…
00:54:29.825 --> 00:54:32.065 align:center
Okay, but the interesting thing is
point number two.
00:54:32.305 --> 00:54:34.585 align:center
You've used the washroom
in Deepika Padukone's vanity van.
00:54:34.665 --> 00:54:36.465 align:center
Do you have no bladder control?
00:54:41.345 --> 00:54:43.945 align:center
What do girls like most in boys?
00:54:44.025 --> 00:54:44.905 align:center
Money!
00:54:45.985 --> 00:54:46.945 align:center
Yes!
00:54:47.345 --> 00:54:48.225 align:center
Who said that?
00:54:48.545 --> 00:54:49.745 align:center
Probably some broke guy.
00:54:56.385 --> 00:54:57.345 align:center
Sharvari ji.
00:54:57.905 --> 00:55:00.065 align:center
What are three things
you wanna do before you die?
00:55:00.345 --> 00:55:02.785 align:center
One is to have a hit. Right?
00:55:02.865 --> 00:55:04.345 align:center
- What about--
- One is to have a hit.
00:55:04.465 --> 00:55:05.585 align:center
The other is to hit you.
00:55:08.345 --> 00:55:10.625 align:center
And the last one is
to never get hit on by you.
00:55:17.745 --> 00:55:18.625 align:center
Wow!
00:55:18.945 --> 00:55:19.905 align:center
Wow!
00:55:20.465 --> 00:55:22.425 align:center
Bro, this is going to be
Sharvari's first viral reel.
00:55:27.945 --> 00:55:28.985 align:center
Wow.
00:55:29.145 --> 00:55:30.545 align:center
- Oh, man.
- Too good.
00:55:31.385 --> 00:55:33.985 align:center
Alia, as a person
who has achieved everything,
00:55:34.545 --> 00:55:35.585 align:center
let me tell you this.
00:55:38.545 --> 00:55:39.985 align:center
- No, no, please tell me.
- No…
00:55:40.065 --> 00:55:41.905 align:center
- Now, I have to know.
- Of course, I meant you.
00:55:41.985 --> 00:55:43.865 align:center
As someone who's achieved so many things,
00:55:44.745 --> 00:55:46.945 align:center
what do you look forward to in life?
00:55:49.105 --> 00:55:51.785 align:center
- It's a genuine question.
- The end of this show.
00:55:53.225 --> 00:55:54.985 align:center
- Yeah. You should do that one…
- Hold this.
00:55:55.065 --> 00:55:56.545 align:center
"I want to go home."
00:56:01.665 --> 00:56:03.705 align:center
Yo, what's the scene?
00:56:04.225 --> 00:56:06.185 align:center
You got that swag in your walk
00:56:06.545 --> 00:56:08.585 align:center
Everyone at my tea stall
00:56:08.665 --> 00:56:11.265 align:center
Can't take their eyes off you
00:56:11.825 --> 00:56:14.145 align:center
There was this crazy girl
In love with Ballu
00:56:14.225 --> 00:56:16.385 align:center
She'd talk to Ballu
But she loved everybody
00:56:16.465 --> 00:56:18.505 align:center
I met Ballu and said, "Dude, get a clue"
00:56:18.585 --> 00:56:20.825 align:center
And I told Ballu, don't listen to her
00:56:20.905 --> 00:56:22.745 align:center
This is Jabalpur
It's a city with big--
00:56:24.425 --> 00:56:25.665 align:center
And such flashy, sassy girls
00:56:25.745 --> 00:56:26.825 align:center
But Ballu wouldn't listen
00:56:26.905 --> 00:56:29.265 align:center
He did everything in love
That people usually do
00:56:29.345 --> 00:56:31.425 align:center
Passing by her street every day
Sometimes giving her a call
00:56:31.505 --> 00:56:32.665 align:center
Sometimes begging at her feet
00:56:32.745 --> 00:56:34.745 align:center
If that doesn't work
You go get married
00:56:34.825 --> 00:56:37.305 align:center
But our Ballu's a player
He's been around the block
00:56:37.425 --> 00:56:38.385 align:center
Then he went home
00:56:38.465 --> 00:56:40.625 align:center
And everything that shouldn't
Have happened, happened
00:56:40.705 --> 00:56:41.905 align:center
I had already warned him
00:56:41.985 --> 00:56:44.625 align:center
This is Jabalpur
It's a city with big waves
00:56:44.705 --> 00:56:46.385 align:center
And such flashy, sassy girls
00:56:50.905 --> 00:56:52.825 align:center
So you found him rapping
in your neighborhood?
00:56:52.905 --> 00:56:54.305 align:center
And you said, "Let's do this."
00:56:54.425 --> 00:56:56.625 align:center
Actually, I hang out
at the local pan shop.
00:56:57.145 --> 00:56:58.785 align:center
All the young guys come there.
00:56:58.865 --> 00:57:01.105 align:center
They smoke cigarettes and weed.
00:57:01.185 --> 00:57:02.185 align:center
Oh, God!
00:57:02.265 --> 00:57:04.705 align:center
He smokes cigarettes there too, sir.
That's how we became friends.
00:57:05.105 --> 00:57:07.625 align:center
- He didn't even want to share that.
- Why is he blushing?
00:57:08.065 --> 00:57:09.265 align:center
His family's going to see this.
00:57:09.345 --> 00:57:11.425 align:center
Dude, why are you blushing?
Did you hear your own rap?
00:57:14.345 --> 00:57:17.585 align:center
Okay, genuine question.
Why did you think Gully Boy was terrible?
00:57:17.665 --> 00:57:18.825 align:center
- Just for my knowledge.
- Yeah, why?
00:57:19.025 --> 00:57:20.945 align:center
No, I was just kidding. It was good.
00:57:21.025 --> 00:57:23.865 align:center
Don't stress.
It's fine to have an opinion.
00:57:23.945 --> 00:57:25.465 align:center
Because it was a copy of 9 Miles.
00:57:25.545 --> 00:57:27.665 align:center
- Oh, so you felt it was copied from it.
- 9 Miles?
00:57:27.785 --> 00:57:29.505 align:center
- 8 Mile.
- 8 Mile, bro!
00:57:30.185 --> 00:57:31.185 align:center
One extra mile…
00:57:32.465 --> 00:57:33.345 align:center
This…
00:57:33.745 --> 00:57:35.545 align:center
He went the extra mile to see it.
00:57:39.265 --> 00:57:41.705 align:center
Your attitude is just amazing.
00:57:42.025 --> 00:57:42.945 align:center
Thank you, ma'am.
00:57:46.145 --> 00:57:48.425 align:center
Could you say that in Hindi?
I didn't quite get it.
00:57:50.465 --> 00:57:51.585 align:center
Alia ji, go on, try.
00:57:53.345 --> 00:57:55.025 align:center
Try it. Give Hindi a try, please.
00:57:55.425 --> 00:57:57.865 align:center
Your attitude is very good.
00:57:57.945 --> 00:57:58.785 align:center
Thank you, ma'am.
00:57:59.225 --> 00:58:00.665 align:center
- It's really cool.
- Thank you.
00:58:00.745 --> 00:58:02.425 align:center
- Top-notch.
- Thank you, ma'am.
00:58:02.985 --> 00:58:04.185 align:center
Nailed it, homie!
00:58:05.825 --> 00:58:07.425 align:center
Now, they'll both smoke weed
in the same neighborhood.
00:58:17.465 --> 00:58:20.345 align:center
I think we should all dance together.
00:58:23.345 --> 00:58:24.225 align:center
Please.
00:58:24.305 --> 00:58:26.025 align:center
- All of us.
- I don't know how.
00:58:26.105 --> 00:58:27.305 align:center
- Come on.
- Let's go!
00:58:27.385 --> 00:58:28.505 align:center
- Let's go.
- It will be fun.
00:58:29.625 --> 00:58:31.945 align:center
- Play any song.
- Play his song.
00:58:42.265 --> 00:58:43.225 align:center
Come on!
00:58:46.825 --> 00:58:48.705 align:center
Yo, what's the scene?
00:58:49.185 --> 00:58:51.225 align:center
You got that swag in your walk
00:58:51.625 --> 00:58:53.665 align:center
Everyone at my tea stall
00:58:53.745 --> 00:58:56.185 align:center
Can't take their eyes off you
00:58:56.585 --> 00:58:58.665 align:center
You shake up the whole block
00:58:58.905 --> 00:59:01.225 align:center
I'll shake up the whole street
00:59:01.825 --> 00:59:03.785 align:center
Today, your words will unlock
00:59:03.865 --> 00:59:05.785 align:center
The code to someone's heart