WEBVTT 00:05.945 --> 00:08.105 Are we ready to start the show? 00:09.505 --> 00:12.945 After a one-year hiatus for India's Got Latent, 00:13.025 --> 00:17.305 please give it up for Samay Raina! 00:28.225 --> 00:30.745 Oh, my God. 00:31.905 --> 00:33.825 It's that time of the year again. 00:36.025 --> 00:38.505 Oh, man. After a year. 00:39.785 --> 00:41.225 Come on, make some noise! Come on, man. 00:41.305 --> 00:42.145 I'm fucking… 00:46.825 --> 00:48.785 Before we begin the show, actually, let's do one thing 00:48.865 --> 00:51.705 that I didn't do last season, and I regretted it. 00:58.425 --> 01:00.705 Welcome to the first-ever episode of 01:00.785 --> 01:02.745 India's Got Latent Season Two. 01:04.865 --> 01:06.745 Are we ready to start the show? 01:08.625 --> 01:09.905 You've got to do better than that. 01:09.985 --> 01:12.105 Are we ready to start the show? 01:13.865 --> 01:16.625 So, we have amazing panelists for you. 01:16.705 --> 01:18.465 Let's introduce them one after the other. 01:18.545 --> 01:21.145 The first panelist is a very good friend of mine. 01:21.345 --> 01:23.625 You must have seen him on all my tours, 01:23.705 --> 01:25.905 my world tour, on Latent, 01:25.985 --> 01:28.025 everywhere except with his own kids. 01:28.145 --> 01:29.065 Balraj! 01:29.145 --> 01:31.305 Give it up for the worst father, 01:31.385 --> 01:33.225 Balraj Ghai! 01:35.865 --> 01:36.865 Come on! 01:36.985 --> 01:39.665 Give it up for Aashish Solanki! 01:42.505 --> 01:45.105 Give it up for Sharvari! 01:48.505 --> 01:50.185 The final guest is actually 01:50.265 --> 01:52.785 the biggest guest of Latent so far. 01:52.985 --> 01:54.865 This is the highest point of Latent 01:54.985 --> 01:56.945 and the lowest point of her career. 01:57.105 --> 02:00.105 Make some noise for Alia Bhatt! 02:17.345 --> 02:19.105 Let's go! 02:23.945 --> 02:25.185 I can't believe it, holy shit. 02:25.265 --> 02:26.425 What a panel we've got, man. 02:29.265 --> 02:30.425 How are you feeling, Alia ji? 02:30.505 --> 02:32.145 Thank you so much for coming, first of all. 02:34.145 --> 02:35.065 Hi. 02:36.345 --> 02:37.305 No, no, take your time. 02:37.385 --> 02:39.385 You can drink this if you need to in between… 02:39.465 --> 02:40.385 No, I'm okay. 02:40.745 --> 02:42.145 I have my water bottle. 02:42.225 --> 02:44.705 Oh, so you're too rich for normal water now? 02:45.825 --> 02:47.545 What kind of rich-people water do you drink? Tell me. 02:47.625 --> 02:50.865 It has some special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear. 02:50.945 --> 02:52.225 - Oh. - Oh, are you afraid? 02:52.305 --> 02:53.225 Why are you afraid? They love you. 02:53.305 --> 02:54.625 Come on! Don't you love Alia Bhatt? 02:56.985 --> 02:57.825 Thank you. 02:58.065 --> 03:01.905 By the way, if you are feeling tired and don't have electrolytes 03:02.145 --> 03:04.625 or can't afford them, you can always go for Avvatar, 03:04.705 --> 03:06.785 the protein drink that gives you wings. 03:07.065 --> 03:08.225 No, the one that gives you wings is different. 03:08.305 --> 03:09.185 Sorry. What's this one's tagline? 03:10.185 --> 03:11.185 What's this one's tagline? 03:11.265 --> 03:12.105 It doesn't have any… 03:12.585 --> 03:13.505 What is this drink? 03:13.865 --> 03:15.145 What a shit drink! 03:15.785 --> 03:17.065 Never mind, bring it back over here. 03:18.705 --> 03:20.985 Sorry, man, sorry. I'm just getting into the flow. 03:22.185 --> 03:25.985 Okay, so you can have this Avvatar drink if you want to ruin your mood. 03:28.505 --> 03:31.545 So, Alia ji, first of all, I can't believe you're here. 03:31.625 --> 03:32.465 Genuinely. 03:32.545 --> 03:34.385 Yeah, I'm kind of regretting it right now. 03:35.745 --> 03:37.385 I also regretted it after watching Jigra. 03:43.305 --> 03:46.465 At least you saw the movie. Thank you for contributing to my film. 03:46.545 --> 03:48.745 Yeah, yeah, of course. I regret so many things in life. 03:49.065 --> 03:51.385 And… But genuinely, Alia ji, 03:51.465 --> 03:54.025 it's like, I'm so nervous sitting next to you, genuinely. 03:54.105 --> 03:56.345 Like, I am such a big fan… of your husband. 03:56.625 --> 03:57.585 And… 04:01.465 --> 04:03.705 Of you too. Of course, of you too. But… 04:04.425 --> 04:06.425 Alia ji, you're such a big actress. 04:06.665 --> 04:09.185 Your movies have made thousands of crores. 04:09.265 --> 04:11.065 You have so many Filmfare Awards, 04:11.145 --> 04:13.105 a National Award, Best Actress Award. 04:14.065 --> 04:15.865 Why the fuck are you here, man? 04:16.384 --> 04:17.585 Why did you come to Latent? 04:18.064 --> 04:20.145 Cannes on one hand, Latent on the other. Wow! 04:20.705 --> 04:21.785 But here, the camera is on you. 04:28.625 --> 04:30.065 No, no, Samay, genuinely, 04:30.145 --> 04:34.265 I think we can all say this with absolute clarity 04:34.465 --> 04:36.185 and be so, so grateful for 04:36.265 --> 04:38.905 all the laughs that we've had thanks to Kapil Sharma. 04:42.025 --> 04:42.985 Wow. 04:44.625 --> 04:45.505 Wow. 04:46.265 --> 04:49.105 Oh, damn! Alia ji, you're being funny here. 04:49.425 --> 04:50.905 What happened when you were with Zakir bhai? 04:55.145 --> 04:57.305 What can I say? Tonight, I'm "still alive." 05:01.185 --> 05:03.025 Genuinely, jokes apart, it's an honor that you've come. 05:03.105 --> 05:04.945 Can we have a round of applause for Alia Bhatt? Come on. 05:07.905 --> 05:09.745 Up next, we have Sharvari, 05:09.825 --> 05:11.865 whose full name I have to look up. 05:11.945 --> 05:12.825 What is this? 05:14.225 --> 05:16.745 Sharvari, please tell us something about yourself. 05:17.265 --> 05:19.465 - What should I say? - Who are you in the first place? 05:25.065 --> 05:26.385 Please tell me. 05:27.145 --> 05:29.545 I've put your name down as "Alia plus one." 05:33.465 --> 05:36.025 You know, everyone thinks you've opened up applications for the panel too. 05:37.105 --> 05:38.465 That anyone can join. 05:43.945 --> 05:46.225 So, Sharvari ji, thank you so much for coming here, genuinely. 05:46.305 --> 05:47.465 Thank you for having me. 05:47.545 --> 05:49.185 Thank you so much. Thank you so much for coming. 05:50.625 --> 05:52.545 Have you even seen Latent at all? 05:53.025 --> 05:56.025 I've seen it. In clips and parts, on the news. 06:04.505 --> 06:08.105 All right, and of course, Solanki bhai, thank you so much for coming again. 06:08.185 --> 06:09.785 Samay, honestly, I want to say something. 06:09.985 --> 06:12.065 I've spent so much time with you this past year. 06:12.145 --> 06:14.025 I've missed this show more than my kids. 06:14.665 --> 06:15.585 You never miss your kids. 06:15.665 --> 06:16.585 Come on, what the fuck? 06:17.865 --> 06:19.905 The other day, his phone was locked for two hours. 06:19.985 --> 06:21.865 Because the password was his son's date of birth. 06:22.705 --> 06:23.545 Yeah. 06:24.665 --> 06:25.625 No… 06:25.865 --> 06:27.825 You fucking-- You're the worst father in the world. 06:27.905 --> 06:29.305 Isn't his wife here? 06:29.545 --> 06:31.345 Yeah. Imagine, no one's with the kids. 06:36.945 --> 06:38.945 Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it? 06:39.025 --> 06:40.465 No, I pass no judgment. 06:40.545 --> 06:42.185 I feel you do you and they do them. 06:42.265 --> 06:43.865 - And then everyone lives and learns. - That's so sweet. 06:43.945 --> 06:46.465 Can you please teach my friend how not to pass judgment? 06:47.105 --> 06:48.305 Then you won't have a show. 06:54.625 --> 06:56.905 So, are we ready to start the show? 06:58.825 --> 07:01.545 Make some noise for the first act of the night, 07:01.665 --> 07:03.105 Suhasini. 07:03.905 --> 07:04.865 Come on, come on, guys. 07:04.945 --> 07:05.945 Come on, come on, come on. 07:07.705 --> 07:08.745 All right, let's go, Bombay. 07:10.705 --> 07:11.785 A city that's always on the move 07:11.865 --> 07:14.225 I'm lost in the rhythm of its heartbeat 07:15.865 --> 07:19.305 I wander through these star-filled streets 07:20.745 --> 07:24.345 Hey, watch your step, brother What's all this hustle and hurry? 07:26.065 --> 07:29.425 These raindrops that touch my soul I'm lost in them 07:31.305 --> 07:33.505 My heartbeat 07:33.585 --> 07:35.905 It's racing 07:36.425 --> 07:40.105 Still, I run after you 07:41.545 --> 07:43.345 Chasing you, Bombay 07:43.425 --> 07:46.105 I'm chasing you, Bombay 07:46.625 --> 07:48.585 Chasing you, Bombay 07:48.705 --> 07:51.665 I keep on chasing, chasing after you 07:51.745 --> 07:53.545 Chasing you, Bombay 07:53.665 --> 07:56.185 I'm chasing you, Bombay 07:56.825 --> 07:58.865 Chasing you, Bombay 07:58.945 --> 08:01.865 I keep on chasing, chasing after you 08:01.985 --> 08:04.225 Mumbai, there's no time here 08:04.425 --> 08:06.705 Where everyone's trying to make their mark 08:07.025 --> 08:09.305 No pension, just the tension of the rent 08:09.385 --> 08:10.345 Brother, just stop 08:10.545 --> 08:11.665 Hey, eat a vada pav 08:11.745 --> 08:13.865 I've got the whole world at my feet 08:14.065 --> 08:16.625 You better be watching out for me 08:17.265 --> 08:18.505 Look, look, look, look 08:18.585 --> 08:22.345 Here comes my black and yellow cab 08:24.745 --> 08:26.345 Chasing you, Bombay 08:27.145 --> 08:29.425 I'm chasing you, Bombay 08:30.105 --> 08:32.105 Chasing you, Bombay 08:32.185 --> 08:35.105 I keep on chasing, chasing after you 08:35.185 --> 08:36.144 Chasing you… 08:40.625 --> 08:42.264 And I thought Jigra was bad. 08:44.105 --> 08:45.465 That was not bad. 08:45.545 --> 08:47.025 - Man… - Can you sing a line? 08:47.105 --> 08:48.105 - Yeah, yeah. - Sing. 08:49.145 --> 08:50.785 Chasing me, the Bombay police 08:50.865 --> 08:53.505 The Bombay police are chasing me 08:54.305 --> 08:56.065 I'm running ahead 08:56.145 --> 08:58.505 The Bombay police are chasing me 09:00.585 --> 09:04.585 Maharashtra Cyber is after me 09:09.265 --> 09:10.585 Bro, they'll beat you to the beat. 09:12.465 --> 09:14.785 I mean, please control yourself. 09:16.425 --> 09:18.905 No, no, but seriously, that was so bad. Really… 09:19.465 --> 09:20.505 Thank you very much. 09:20.585 --> 09:23.265 But you have a lovely voice. Why don't you sing a nice song? 09:24.265 --> 09:25.345 Can you teach me quickly? 09:25.425 --> 09:26.425 If I wanna sing, can I-- 09:26.505 --> 09:28.065 Can you teach me "Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Dha Ni Sa"? 09:28.145 --> 09:29.545 I teach it in Do-Re-Mi. 09:30.145 --> 09:31.905 - Do… - Sa… 09:32.065 --> 09:33.985 - Bro! - Sa Re Ga… 09:34.065 --> 09:35.305 Ma… 09:35.385 --> 09:36.585 - Pa… - Pa… 09:36.665 --> 09:38.065 - Dha… - You don't say "Ma-Pa." 09:38.145 --> 09:39.105 Ma… 09:40.265 --> 09:42.025 Stay away from "mom-dad," bro! 09:46.505 --> 09:48.025 - You really have a good voice. - Thank you. 09:48.105 --> 09:50.705 You said you've just moved to Bombay. 09:50.825 --> 09:52.025 No, I'm trying to move to Bombay. 09:52.105 --> 09:53.905 Oh, you haven't moved yet? So where are you from? 09:54.145 --> 09:55.385 - I'm from Delhi. - Okay. 09:55.465 --> 09:58.305 She must have sung there, and someone told her she could come to Mumbai. 10:01.025 --> 10:02.585 "You have to go to Mumbai!" 10:02.945 --> 10:03.865 Yeah… 10:04.345 --> 10:06.345 - You have to go. - You have to. 10:07.545 --> 10:08.945 Have you written anything about Assam? 10:09.025 --> 10:10.345 I haven't written about any other place. 10:10.465 --> 10:12.585 Nothing about Assam? Or Guwahati? 10:13.185 --> 10:14.305 - No? - No. 10:14.665 --> 10:16.825 - Sorry. - What's your favorite state, Alia? 10:18.625 --> 10:19.945 State of silence now. 10:20.585 --> 10:21.585 Alia, what happened? 10:22.065 --> 10:23.425 - Why… - I was thinking. 10:23.505 --> 10:25.185 Were you thinking about your favorite state? 10:25.265 --> 10:26.625 - Yeah. Maharashtra. - We asked for your favorite state, 10:26.705 --> 10:27.945 not India's president. 10:33.305 --> 10:34.545 She's asking who it is now. 10:36.625 --> 10:37.825 Hey, but do you actually know? 10:38.865 --> 10:39.985 Droupadi Murmu, right? 10:41.865 --> 10:43.305 She gave me my National Award. 10:43.745 --> 10:44.585 Oh, wow. 10:44.905 --> 10:46.665 Please ask her to get the FIR against me dropped. 10:50.305 --> 10:52.305 I read something very interesting. 10:52.385 --> 10:56.665 That you have a sunflower tattoo on your body facing you 10:56.745 --> 10:58.825 because you believe, "I'm my own sunshine." 10:58.985 --> 10:59.825 Yes. 10:59.905 --> 11:01.945 Because when you're everybody's cheerleader, 11:02.225 --> 11:04.385 then you don't have a cheerleader of your own. 11:04.865 --> 11:05.825 - Okay. - That's really nice. 11:06.105 --> 11:07.065 Do you have any tattoos? 11:07.545 --> 11:09.065 I do, but it's faded. 11:11.385 --> 11:13.265 What's this? You think we can see it through the mic? 11:13.665 --> 11:14.625 She's covering it with her mic. 11:16.945 --> 11:17.825 What? 11:18.705 --> 11:20.665 Oh, she just memorized the president's name. That's it. 11:22.545 --> 11:23.945 She's forgotten everything else. 11:25.985 --> 11:28.665 - Your favorite book is The Alchemist. - Yes. 11:28.745 --> 11:31.625 - You look like an avid reader. - Yeah, kind of. 11:31.705 --> 11:33.025 I was being sarcastic. 11:34.025 --> 11:35.945 Everyone's read The Alchemist. Even the guy back there. 11:36.545 --> 11:38.065 - Have you read The Alchemist? - He has. 11:49.465 --> 11:50.945 You know how he read The Alchemist? 11:51.865 --> 11:55.185 - How do you mean? - On his Ai+ Nova phone, which is… 11:56.345 --> 11:59.345 the best phone. It has a backlit panel and-- 11:59.425 --> 12:00.385 If you win today, 12:00.505 --> 12:03.305 you could win this brand-new Ai+ phone. 12:04.545 --> 12:05.825 - Thank you. I love it. - You don't want it? 12:05.905 --> 12:07.745 - What is this? - Nobody's motivated now. 12:08.665 --> 12:09.705 It's a great phone, man. Come on. 12:09.785 --> 12:11.065 - Is it really good? - Yeah, it's a great phone. 12:11.345 --> 12:12.345 You have a great smile. 12:12.465 --> 12:14.345 - Thank you. - What toothpaste do you use? 12:14.665 --> 12:16.585 - Colgate. - Give that to Sunil Pal too. 12:20.785 --> 12:23.065 I just saw him on The Kapil Sharma Show. 12:23.225 --> 12:24.385 Oh, you watch everything? 12:24.465 --> 12:25.585 - Yes. - You've got a lot of time on your hands. 12:25.665 --> 12:27.385 That's why Alpha is so delayed. 12:30.625 --> 12:32.065 She has time for everything else. 12:32.145 --> 12:34.825 Going to Cannes, traveling, photo shoots. 12:34.905 --> 12:36.065 Just release a movie, man. 12:36.625 --> 12:38.265 You release one movie every three years. 12:38.585 --> 12:39.665 - It's coming. - It is, right? 12:40.025 --> 12:42.065 But I am very excited for your movie. What is it about? 12:43.785 --> 12:45.385 We're not here to promote Alpha. 12:45.465 --> 12:46.745 - Then take off the cap. - No. 12:52.065 --> 12:54.465 - She's describing her personality. - Yes. Yeah! 12:54.705 --> 12:55.865 - Yeah! That's a good one. - You know… 12:55.945 --> 12:56.945 You get me, girl. 12:57.025 --> 12:57.865 - Oh, shit. - That's a good one. 12:57.945 --> 12:59.465 - Yes. - What was that? 12:59.545 --> 13:00.625 Something just happened between the girls. 13:01.585 --> 13:03.145 It was all in English, so I didn't get it. 13:04.985 --> 13:06.545 So you used to only teach math? 13:09.025 --> 13:10.625 Didn't you talk to anyone in class? 13:10.945 --> 13:12.745 A, B, C, X, Y, Z. That's about it. 13:14.825 --> 13:16.145 - Did you teach math? - Yes. 13:16.305 --> 13:17.745 Did you ever teach mental math? 13:18.345 --> 13:19.745 The one where kids do this… 13:19.825 --> 13:21.145 What are you doing? 13:21.665 --> 13:23.425 Haven't you seen those memes? The mental math ones. 13:23.505 --> 13:24.505 - Yes. - Oh, man. 13:26.025 --> 13:27.905 And there's another one where a Punjabi kid does this… 13:30.385 --> 13:31.585 That's actually Balraj's son. 13:36.385 --> 13:37.865 How many months has it been since your dad was home? 13:47.985 --> 13:50.785 So, Suhasini ji, you-- How long are you here for? 13:51.065 --> 13:53.065 - In Mumbai? - I'm here for another five to seven days. 13:53.265 --> 13:54.385 - For five to seven days? - Yes. 13:54.465 --> 13:55.465 And then you'll go to…? 13:55.625 --> 13:58.145 I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here. 13:58.345 --> 14:01.185 - In five to seven days? - Well, I'm trying. We'll see. 14:01.265 --> 14:02.665 How will you find one in five days? 14:03.545 --> 14:05.185 Do you have a broker? 14:05.265 --> 14:06.745 - Do you? - Yeah, give me the number if you do… 14:06.825 --> 14:08.985 - There must be a Marathi broker, right? - I'm sure there is. 14:09.065 --> 14:09.945 - My dad is a builder. - It's so difficult. 14:10.025 --> 14:11.945 Can't even get a bathroom under 50,000. 14:12.065 --> 14:14.225 You can get one for 50,000 rupees somewhere in Malad. 14:14.665 --> 14:15.505 Right? 14:15.585 --> 14:18.025 If you want something for under 50,000, 14:18.225 --> 14:21.345 then you have to buy the Ai+ Nova phone. 14:21.745 --> 14:23.745 - Very cheap. Only 12,000. - Well done. 14:23.825 --> 14:24.945 - You're doing great. - Actually? 14:25.025 --> 14:26.865 - Right? It's super cheap, man. - What? Phone? Yeah. 14:26.945 --> 14:29.665 If anything's cheaper than this, it's Flipkart Minutes. 14:30.185 --> 14:32.065 It's the most cheapest. 14:32.345 --> 14:34.465 And don't get me wrong, the cheapest. 14:34.745 --> 14:37.665 The cheapest way you can order your food, groceries, or anything. 14:37.745 --> 14:39.945 And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest too. 14:40.025 --> 14:41.785 Cheap. It's the cheapest. 14:42.425 --> 14:43.345 It's really cheap. 14:43.705 --> 14:45.945 - So, Suhasini ji, a music joke for you. - Okay. 14:46.025 --> 14:49.025 I hope you find "A-flat," like in your music. 14:51.105 --> 14:53.025 - Yeah? Come on. - Very nice. 14:53.105 --> 14:55.545 I'll give a lakh rupees to anyone who can explain that to Alia. 14:57.465 --> 14:58.785 - Bro, I'll explain it. Give me the money. - Alia. 15:00.865 --> 15:02.145 Hey, that reminds me. 15:02.225 --> 15:03.825 - Oh, A-flat is a note. - Yeah. 15:03.905 --> 15:05.145 That actually reminds me. 15:05.225 --> 15:07.865 For season two of Latent, 15:07.945 --> 15:10.465 we've decided to do something very nice and charitable. 15:10.545 --> 15:12.625 - Yes. - Do we have the badges here? 15:12.905 --> 15:13.905 The Salaam Bombay badges? 15:15.025 --> 15:16.905 For all of you watching at home, 15:17.185 --> 15:18.865 there's a link in the description. 15:19.145 --> 15:22.745 We'll also put a QR code on the screen for a short while 15:22.985 --> 15:23.985 so you can donate. 15:24.065 --> 15:25.465 - Thank you. - It's for a good cause. 15:25.545 --> 15:27.625 To help children in the slums achieve their dreams 15:27.705 --> 15:30.185 and hopefully make the world more equal for them. 15:30.265 --> 15:32.425 So this episode is dedicated to Salaam Bombay. 15:32.865 --> 15:33.905 And all the Super Chats as well. 15:35.265 --> 15:36.185 Okay, then. 15:37.065 --> 15:37.945 So now, 15:38.185 --> 15:40.305 Suhasini ji, genuinely, you have a great voice. 15:40.545 --> 15:42.665 Hopefully, you'll get an apartment and everything you want. 15:42.745 --> 15:44.745 And in five days. Let's see. 15:45.505 --> 15:47.305 So it's time to score Suhasini now. 15:47.665 --> 15:48.505 Okay? 15:48.985 --> 15:51.745 So for your singing, I'll give you a ten. 15:52.265 --> 15:53.905 But for your writing, that's a minus three. 15:54.865 --> 15:57.825 Okay? So I gave you-- My score for you is a seven. 15:58.705 --> 16:00.225 Alia gave you an eight. 16:00.305 --> 16:02.065 Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice, 16:02.305 --> 16:04.065 and you must continue singing. 16:04.145 --> 16:06.625 And you must continue emitting all that sunshine. 16:07.985 --> 16:09.505 How does she still get so much hate, man? 16:10.305 --> 16:12.225 Fuck, the world is so unfair, man. 16:12.745 --> 16:14.825 Even for this, Alia Bhatt will get cursed out in the comments. 16:18.105 --> 16:20.985 Okay. Sharvari ji also gave an eight. Solanki? 16:21.105 --> 16:21.985 Eight. 16:22.505 --> 16:24.585 - Six. - Six? Let's hear you sing. 16:26.385 --> 16:27.585 Two times one is two… 16:30.785 --> 16:32.225 Okay. Balraj ji? 16:32.305 --> 16:34.145 So please don't ever lose that hope. 16:34.225 --> 16:36.585 I gave you a 7.5. Please keep going. 16:36.665 --> 16:38.465 - A 7.5 from Shankar Mahadevan. - All the best. 16:42.025 --> 16:44.865 So that makes you average. 16:49.305 --> 16:50.265 No. 16:52.865 --> 16:54.025 - So that-- - I'm not average. 16:54.105 --> 16:54.985 Of course, not. 16:55.065 --> 16:56.225 - You're below average. - You are not. 16:58.505 --> 17:00.625 So, that makes your average-- 17:00.705 --> 17:03.225 Jokes aside. That makes your average a seven. 17:05.585 --> 17:07.065 - I think she's got the apartment. - Yeah. 17:07.785 --> 17:08.785 - Nine! - Nine?! 17:08.865 --> 17:10.665 - Oh, no! - Wow. 17:10.745 --> 17:13.464 - You were two points short. - I was positive. It's gonna be nine. 17:13.545 --> 17:14.905 No, but you were very, very good. 17:14.985 --> 17:16.345 - Thank you. - Thank you so much for coming, 17:16.424 --> 17:17.345 Suhasini ji. 17:17.944 --> 17:20.345 Can we get a louder round of applause for Suhani-- Suhasini? 17:20.424 --> 17:21.305 Come on, come on! 17:22.905 --> 17:25.065 Suhasini ji, don't lose heart. 17:25.145 --> 17:26.985 We have some Avvatar protein for you, 17:27.065 --> 17:28.665 because you have five days to find an apartment. 17:28.745 --> 17:30.265 You'll need some energy. Please take this. 17:31.345 --> 17:32.265 Actually, take this one. 17:32.865 --> 17:33.905 Because I like this one. 17:34.585 --> 17:35.505 Unless you want this one. 17:36.105 --> 17:37.545 - Fine. - Excuse me. 17:40.025 --> 17:41.705 Alia's still going to get cursed out. 17:44.505 --> 17:46.105 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 17:46.185 --> 17:47.625 You were so sweet, Suhasini ji. 17:48.545 --> 17:50.625 So make some noise for Sukrut Deo, 17:50.705 --> 17:52.505 poetry, shayari, and… 17:52.945 --> 17:54.025 humor. Let's see. 17:54.385 --> 17:57.425 Call from the heart, and I appear 17:58.905 --> 17:59.985 Start his timer. 18:01.345 --> 18:04.305 Call from the heart, and I appear 18:04.385 --> 18:08.065 I'm not the faithless one Who goes around breaking hearts 18:09.985 --> 18:11.225 It's Mahesh Bhatt incoming. 18:20.265 --> 18:22.865 - Samay bhai, I love you. - I love you too. 18:23.345 --> 18:24.665 Love means pyaar. 18:25.625 --> 18:28.985 I was so in love with the word "love" because… 18:29.505 --> 18:31.625 She was so beautiful 18:31.705 --> 18:34.065 With sweetness lingering on her lips 18:34.985 --> 18:36.785 She was so beautiful 18:36.865 --> 18:38.905 With sweetness lingering on her lips 18:39.105 --> 18:40.825 If only I could be with her 18:40.905 --> 18:42.985 Nothing else would exist 18:43.305 --> 18:44.785 - Bravo. - Bravo. 18:45.305 --> 18:46.625 Kohl-lined eyes… 18:47.385 --> 18:49.865 Kohl-lined eyes, rose-petal lips 18:49.945 --> 18:53.065 Her intoxication put every wine adrift 18:54.545 --> 18:56.225 I fell for her… 18:56.625 --> 18:59.825 I fell for her every moment Every second, every bliss 19:00.065 --> 19:02.545 And my friends, she fell for me too 19:02.905 --> 19:04.465 I thought I'd hit the jackpot with this 19:05.625 --> 19:06.625 I remember… 19:07.065 --> 19:09.905 I remember every corner Every alley, every neighborhood 19:09.985 --> 19:12.345 I paced for her on my feet 19:12.825 --> 19:15.745 I remember every corner Every alley, every neighborhood 19:15.825 --> 19:18.185 I paced for her on my feet 19:18.745 --> 19:21.705 The bitch played me And left me beat 19:23.665 --> 19:25.265 Dude, he's not drunk for real, right? 19:26.345 --> 19:27.505 You deserve better-- 19:27.585 --> 19:29.105 That's it. Time's up, man. 19:29.225 --> 19:30.625 - You deserve-- - Go on, give him a sniff. 19:31.585 --> 19:32.945 Can't I continue? 19:33.185 --> 19:34.665 - Your time is up, man. - Okay. 19:35.065 --> 19:37.025 Hold on a second. What's this guy's job? 19:37.105 --> 19:39.145 He just said to him, "Go on, give him a sniff." 19:40.225 --> 19:41.305 Is that any way to treat someone? 19:41.385 --> 19:44.825 Dude, I just had to find out if he was genuinely drunk or not. 19:45.425 --> 19:47.025 - You're acting, right? - Yes. 19:47.345 --> 19:48.225 Oh, okay. 19:48.945 --> 19:50.145 That was too cute. 19:50.265 --> 19:51.265 - Wow. - That was very cute. 19:51.345 --> 19:54.345 So, I guess I won if you thought I was actually drunk. 19:54.625 --> 19:56.505 Sharvari ji, see that? That's what good acting looks like. 20:00.425 --> 20:02.825 You two are such seasoned actors. 20:02.905 --> 20:05.105 Will you rate his acting out of ten? 20:05.185 --> 20:06.065 What he's doing right now. 20:06.225 --> 20:07.385 - He's too good. - Yeah, he's too good. 20:07.465 --> 20:08.705 - We were just looking at each other like… - Yeah. 20:08.785 --> 20:10.945 - He's not… breaking character. - He's committed to the bit. 20:11.025 --> 20:12.345 He's answering while staying in it. 20:12.425 --> 20:13.865 It's actually incredible. 20:13.945 --> 20:15.305 - Really? - He hasn't broken character at all. 20:15.385 --> 20:17.345 Not at all. And he picked up right from there. 20:17.625 --> 20:19.625 After he sees our scores, he's going to start drinking for real. 20:21.745 --> 20:24.025 Sukrut Deo, where are you from? 20:24.105 --> 20:25.145 I'm from Maharashtra. 20:25.225 --> 20:26.545 From Ambernath, I mean. 20:26.625 --> 20:29.065 It's right here, near Kalyan. 20:29.145 --> 20:31.025 Have you done any movies or anything? Any short films? 20:31.105 --> 20:33.665 Not movies, but I've worked in Marathi serials. 20:33.745 --> 20:35.225 - Just some small roles. - Oh, wow. 20:35.465 --> 20:37.665 And I do Marathi theater. 20:38.665 --> 20:39.905 I've been doing theater for eight years now. 20:39.985 --> 20:40.905 Very nice. 20:43.905 --> 20:46.785 He's saying all these nice things, and then here he writes, 20:46.865 --> 20:48.145 "I get horny…" 20:48.385 --> 20:50.905 "I watch porn, masturbation." 20:50.985 --> 20:52.505 - What's all this? - I had to write that. 20:52.585 --> 20:54.425 Last time I didn't, and I didn't get selected. 21:03.545 --> 21:05.385 I have the worst luck-- 21:09.185 --> 21:10.745 Thank you, guys! 21:12.145 --> 21:13.945 He's basically saying, "I know what you're all about." 21:15.145 --> 21:16.145 "I know what it takes to get on this show." 21:16.225 --> 21:18.905 No, bro, it's not like that. I respect all of you. 21:20.705 --> 21:21.705 This is awesome, bro. 21:23.705 --> 21:24.705 Wow, man. 21:25.545 --> 21:26.385 Wow. 21:29.145 --> 21:30.065 Okay, so you've written, 21:30.145 --> 21:32.865 "I could not control my feelings for Samay and Bhuvan." 21:33.625 --> 21:35.625 Yes, that's correct. It's right. 21:36.385 --> 21:39.425 Whenever someone who has entertained me 21:39.505 --> 21:41.185 or made me laugh 21:41.705 --> 21:43.145 is going through a tough time, 21:43.505 --> 21:45.225 I genuinely feel bad for them. 21:45.745 --> 21:47.945 It happened with Bhuvan bhai recently. 21:48.385 --> 21:51.225 - His parents passed away. - Yes. 21:51.625 --> 21:54.945 I swear, I even sent him a DM on Instagram. 21:55.265 --> 21:56.865 Well, I didn't get a reply, but that's another story. 21:56.945 --> 21:58.865 However, I did my part. 21:58.945 --> 22:00.745 I just felt like I should reach out. 22:01.425 --> 22:02.305 That's amazing. 22:03.505 --> 22:07.185 And when Samay sir's first season of Latent got shut down, 22:07.265 --> 22:09.425 I felt terrible. Truly. 22:10.065 --> 22:12.745 That's why I cried back then. 22:13.105 --> 22:16.185 But I was happy when you made your comeback. 22:16.465 --> 22:19.465 Bhuvan bhai came out with Taaza Khabar 22:19.665 --> 22:21.105 and Dhindora, 22:21.265 --> 22:22.785 and you came out with your comedy special. 22:22.865 --> 22:25.705 I celebrated by knocking back a few drinks that day. Cheers! 22:27.945 --> 22:28.865 Wow, man! 22:29.545 --> 22:32.465 - That night, I drank until 2:00 a.m. - Yes. 22:34.105 --> 22:36.345 You know what, where's my-- Where's my phone, man? 22:37.785 --> 22:39.505 - Is it down there? - Yours was the Ai+ one, right? 22:39.585 --> 22:40.465 It's here. 22:45.545 --> 22:46.625 - Now, Samay will drink until 2:00 a.m. - I… 22:46.705 --> 22:47.665 You just watch. 22:48.105 --> 22:52.145 I'm about to upgrade my phone to an Ai+. 22:52.465 --> 22:54.065 Right now, it only has "I." 22:54.545 --> 22:56.305 I want to get you on a call with 22:56.385 --> 22:58.065 - a friend of mine. - Bhuvan? 22:58.145 --> 22:59.545 - Yeah, why not? - Perfect, perfect. 22:59.625 --> 23:01.345 - Bhuvan. - Thank you, bhai. Thank you so much. 23:01.625 --> 23:03.185 Hey, bro, love you. All right. 23:03.265 --> 23:04.265 Hello, Bhuvan bhai. 23:05.385 --> 23:06.225 Bro. 23:06.465 --> 23:08.425 I can't see your face. What's with the getup, dude? 23:09.505 --> 23:10.905 Bro, I'm shooting for Dhindora 2. 23:19.705 --> 23:21.385 It's fine if this gets leaked, right? 23:23.785 --> 23:24.985 It's fine, it's fine, bro. 23:25.065 --> 23:26.465 Bro, I'm so happy you're back. 23:26.905 --> 23:29.625 I'm so happy that you're also coming out with season two. 23:29.705 --> 23:31.465 Everyone's coming out with a season two this time, bro. 23:31.545 --> 23:33.225 A big round of applause for Dhindora too! 23:35.065 --> 23:36.505 I love you so much, bro. 23:36.945 --> 23:38.545 - Where are you right now? - Love you, bro. 23:39.025 --> 23:40.025 Bro, I'm right here in Mumbai. 23:40.105 --> 23:42.145 All right, take care. See you soon. Bye. 23:43.825 --> 23:45.905 All right. So, time to-- 23:45.985 --> 23:47.665 Oh! Oh, shit, shit, shit. 23:47.825 --> 23:49.345 Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry. 23:49.425 --> 23:50.865 I forgot the main reason. 23:51.145 --> 23:52.385 I forgot the main reason. 23:53.185 --> 23:54.225 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 23:55.225 --> 23:56.145 Samay, man! 23:58.345 --> 24:00.065 - Bhuvan bhai, one thing, - Yes? 24:00.145 --> 24:02.585 I forgot the main reason I called you. 24:02.665 --> 24:04.065 Will you come on Latent this season? 24:07.585 --> 24:08.545 102 percent. 24:08.825 --> 24:11.145 Let's go! 24:11.945 --> 24:13.785 I love you so much, bro. Take care of yourself. 24:13.865 --> 24:15.585 I'll see you on Latent soon. Okay? Take care. 24:15.665 --> 24:17.705 No, no, but before that-- Of course, jokes apart, 24:17.905 --> 24:18.985 there's a contestant here. 24:19.065 --> 24:20.785 He is a very, very emotional fan of yours, 24:20.985 --> 24:22.665 and he wanted to say something to you. 24:23.705 --> 24:25.705 - Bhuvan bhai, love you! - Okay. Okay. 24:26.025 --> 24:28.145 - I still watch your old videos. - Love you, bro. 24:28.225 --> 24:29.865 Post a new video soon. 24:30.945 --> 24:32.065 Bro, your voice cut out. Sorry. 24:32.505 --> 24:34.425 - Come a little closer… - Come closer and talk. 24:35.225 --> 24:36.225 Bhuvan bhai, 24:37.105 --> 24:39.465 I still watch your old episodes. 24:39.545 --> 24:41.545 The good ones, the ones with clean comedy, 24:41.625 --> 24:42.945 I even show to my mom. 24:43.505 --> 24:46.105 I'm really waiting for your new episodes. 24:46.185 --> 24:48.025 Post a new episode soon. 24:48.105 --> 24:50.425 Or release Dhindora or something, man. 24:51.345 --> 24:53.145 I was hoping to see a fresh episode. 24:53.225 --> 24:54.545 It's coming very soon. 24:54.865 --> 24:56.545 - Yeah, bro, thank you. - It's coming very soon, bro. 24:56.625 --> 24:59.305 - And check your DMs sometimes, bro. - Very soon. 25:06.945 --> 25:08.345 That's great, man. Amazing. 25:08.665 --> 25:10.385 - He's opening his diary. - What is this? 25:11.465 --> 25:12.345 Bro, that… 25:12.985 --> 25:14.305 - Before coming here, - Mic. 25:14.385 --> 25:17.385 I auditioned for Latent a couple of times. 25:18.225 --> 25:22.065 But unfortunately, I wasn't selected. 25:22.385 --> 25:24.505 So, can I perform 25:24.585 --> 25:26.345 what I wrote in two minutes? 25:26.425 --> 25:27.625 - Yes. - Yeah, go for it, man. 25:27.745 --> 25:28.625 Should I? 25:29.345 --> 25:30.465 I am an artist 25:30.985 --> 25:33.705 I wear many faces But I never lose my identity 25:33.825 --> 25:36.425 I live the lives of my characters But rarely my own 25:37.105 --> 25:40.345 Beneath the stage lights, I shine 25:40.625 --> 25:43.345 But every bit of that shine Is earned in the dark 25:44.065 --> 25:47.505 I dream of buying the world Yet I don't have a penny to my name 25:47.945 --> 25:51.545 I dream of buying the world Yet I don't have a penny to my name 25:51.745 --> 25:54.945 To remain devoted To the stage is no small thing 25:56.425 --> 25:58.185 I've lost everywhere 25:58.665 --> 26:00.065 Yet the setbacks never end 26:00.505 --> 26:01.985 I've lost everywhere 26:02.065 --> 26:03.745 Yet the setbacks never end 26:04.185 --> 26:06.945 And to take away an artist's hope While he's still alive 26:07.025 --> 26:08.625 Not even God has that power! 26:10.825 --> 26:11.665 What a guy! 26:11.745 --> 26:13.425 I love you so much, Sukrut Deo. What a guy! 26:13.505 --> 26:15.385 - Thank you. - But are all your characters drunk? 26:15.865 --> 26:18.785 No, that's not the case. I've played many characters. 26:18.865 --> 26:20.865 - Yeah, how about another character… - I was about to ask that. 26:20.945 --> 26:23.545 - This is a live audition. - Select me next time, and then… 26:24.025 --> 26:25.505 Next time? You won't be available. 26:25.585 --> 26:26.865 You'll become so popular now, man. 26:26.945 --> 26:29.625 - Yeah. - You're 100% going to go viral. 26:29.745 --> 26:30.945 Thank you so much, ma'am. 26:35.145 --> 26:37.185 I get shy in moments like these. 26:37.745 --> 26:39.785 But you know, Sharvari ji's story is pretty similar. 26:39.865 --> 26:41.385 She was an assistant director first. 26:41.465 --> 26:43.825 - Oh, I thought he was calling you a drunk. - Yeah, exactly. 26:44.705 --> 26:45.745 I was a drunk?! 26:47.825 --> 26:49.545 Even she can't stand up straight, man. 26:50.225 --> 26:51.945 - No, no, no. - "My name is Sharvari." 26:52.025 --> 26:53.145 "For the past four years, I've been…" 26:55.585 --> 26:58.625 Sharvari ji, you have also seen your fair share of struggle, right? 26:58.705 --> 27:00.545 - In this industry? - Yes, yes, yes. 27:01.065 --> 27:03.225 So what advice do you have for this guy here? 27:03.665 --> 27:05.825 Honestly, I'm inspired by you. 27:06.145 --> 27:08.105 - Genuinely. I hope you win. - Let's go for it. 27:08.465 --> 27:09.665 - Thank you. - And I am really inspired. 27:09.745 --> 27:10.785 What you've written is incredible! 27:10.865 --> 27:12.025 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. 27:12.265 --> 27:15.745 And actually, I'll also work harder at my own craft because of you. 27:15.825 --> 27:17.145 - Wow, man! - That was so good. 27:17.225 --> 27:18.385 - So good. - That's amazing. 27:18.905 --> 27:19.785 All right. 27:19.905 --> 27:22.145 It's time to score Sukrut Deo. 27:22.345 --> 27:23.185 Yes. 27:23.265 --> 27:26.505 So, I have given you a ten out of ten, my man. 27:26.785 --> 27:28.305 Thank you so much. 27:31.465 --> 27:33.545 - Ten points. - Alia ji has also given you a ten. 27:33.625 --> 27:34.825 - Thank you. - Sharvari ji, a ten. 27:34.905 --> 27:36.105 - Ten. - Ten. 27:36.225 --> 27:38.265 - Solanki? - Ten, bro. 27:38.505 --> 27:39.385 Don't do this. 27:39.465 --> 27:40.345 - Balraj? - He's saying, "Don't do this." 27:40.425 --> 27:41.945 - "You're ruining my average." - Look, what he's saying! 27:42.025 --> 27:43.785 - What do I do? - Listen to your heart. 27:43.865 --> 27:45.225 From the heart, it's a ten out of ten, man. 27:45.345 --> 27:46.345 - Ten! - A ten out of ten, bro! 27:46.465 --> 27:48.785 I set the mood. That's enough. 27:48.865 --> 27:50.545 Win or lose, the journey still goes on. 27:51.465 --> 27:52.625 So, your average is ten, 27:52.705 --> 27:55.265 and I'm assuming you gave yourself a lower score. 27:58.145 --> 27:59.025 Come on. 27:59.265 --> 28:00.545 Eight! 28:01.785 --> 28:03.865 Man, in the theater world, poverty strikes again. 28:04.905 --> 28:06.465 - No, man. - It's okay. 28:06.545 --> 28:08.145 He's so good. Why did you give yourself an eight? 28:08.225 --> 28:09.825 - Yeah. - You're so talented. 28:09.905 --> 28:11.545 That's because it was my first time. 28:11.625 --> 28:13.145 You do it so well. 28:13.985 --> 28:17.145 So, bro, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Deo? 28:17.225 --> 28:18.105 Yes. 28:18.185 --> 28:20.345 Invite me back next time. 28:20.425 --> 28:22.385 - Come on! - You're not going to break character? 28:22.865 --> 28:24.105 What if we say cut? Cut. 28:24.865 --> 28:27.305 Cut? But that's for the movies, isn't it? 28:28.545 --> 28:30.065 This is a kind of cinema too. 28:31.825 --> 28:32.665 Cut. 28:34.225 --> 28:35.265 Hi, this is Sukrut Deo. 28:39.985 --> 28:40.905 Wow! 28:40.985 --> 28:41.905 So good. 28:42.185 --> 28:43.745 - Too good. - Yeah. 28:45.545 --> 28:48.225 Brother, you were fantastic, man. Fantastic. 28:48.945 --> 28:50.945 - Brilliant. - You killed it. 28:51.025 --> 28:52.065 - Are you crying? - Oh, my God! 28:52.145 --> 28:53.185 Hey, what happened? 28:54.425 --> 28:55.585 - Wow, man. - Where did you come from? 28:56.185 --> 28:57.185 Ambernath. 29:00.145 --> 29:01.905 Why are you crying? It's just so that we-- 29:02.185 --> 29:03.865 You can share your feelings with us. 29:05.305 --> 29:06.585 - She asked why you are crying. - Why are you crying? 29:06.705 --> 29:07.865 He didn't get the 100,000. That's why. 29:11.465 --> 29:12.705 My only wish was that… 29:14.425 --> 29:18.585 one day I'd perform in front of a huge crowd, 29:18.665 --> 29:21.545 and that everyone would like my character or my acting. 29:22.305 --> 29:23.985 And you all praised me so much. 29:25.465 --> 29:28.545 - Oh, man. - No amount of praise would be enough. 29:29.825 --> 29:30.705 Come on. 29:32.425 --> 29:33.425 Thank you, bro. 29:36.465 --> 29:39.385 Bro, can you look into the center camera and cry a little? 29:42.465 --> 29:44.065 So we can get a nice close-up shot. 29:47.105 --> 29:48.465 Look, man, like Alia is the-- 29:48.545 --> 29:51.385 Can we all change our scores to an eight for him? 29:51.465 --> 29:52.785 Why don't you just send him the money directly? 29:59.745 --> 30:00.665 You know what? 30:00.745 --> 30:04.705 I'm going to do something a little different today. 30:05.025 --> 30:10.465 I'm going to give you the chance to win one of the best phones in the world. 30:11.465 --> 30:12.305 Look at him. 30:12.385 --> 30:14.505 Do you want the Ai+ phone? 30:14.585 --> 30:15.505 - Wow. - Yes, I do. 30:15.585 --> 30:16.465 I want one too. 30:17.105 --> 30:18.545 - But you-- - Samay, you have such a big heart. 30:18.625 --> 30:19.745 Which phone do you have? 30:19.825 --> 30:22.465 - I have a… - Fuck that phone. 30:25.345 --> 30:26.225 All right. 30:26.425 --> 30:28.865 Can we have the hamper, please? 30:29.145 --> 30:30.225 Let's go, man. 30:33.825 --> 30:37.465 No, and I feel that since you've come on India's Got Latent, 30:37.545 --> 30:39.145 everyone knows how-- 30:39.225 --> 30:41.025 The whole world is gonna be watching this. 30:41.345 --> 30:43.425 So I think the next time we see you, 30:43.505 --> 30:44.745 you're going to be a huge star. 30:44.825 --> 30:46.985 Maybe you won't take a photo with us by then, 30:47.065 --> 30:48.345 so let's take one together right now 30:48.425 --> 30:49.385 - on this phone. - Yes! 30:49.465 --> 30:51.225 - Let's do that. - Oh, let's go! 30:51.305 --> 30:54.185 - This is what you call brand integration. - That's amazing! 30:56.105 --> 30:57.545 - Amazing. - The phone isn't turning on. 30:57.625 --> 30:58.585 Can we use your phone? 30:59.305 --> 31:00.505 Hey, that's an iPhone! Hide it. 31:01.665 --> 31:03.585 - Here. - Let's all take a selfie together. 31:03.865 --> 31:05.385 Let's go, let's take a selfie. 31:06.665 --> 31:09.185 Three, two, one, smile! 31:12.505 --> 31:14.305 Make some noise for the next act, 31:14.385 --> 31:16.065 Gajendra Puri! 31:19.545 --> 31:20.385 I'm from Rajasthan, 31:20.465 --> 31:23.705 and since coming to Mumbai, I've been talking to girls here. 31:24.145 --> 31:25.025 And I'm realizing that 31:25.385 --> 31:27.225 all the girls in Mumbai 31:27.705 --> 31:29.505 are animal lovers. 31:32.225 --> 31:34.385 And as soon as I tell them that I'm an animal lover too, 31:34.825 --> 31:36.185 and that I have 30 buffaloes at home, 31:37.585 --> 31:39.745 they immediately stop talking to me. 31:39.905 --> 31:42.505 There's some hypocrisy in society when it comes to loving animals. 31:43.225 --> 31:45.545 Everyone wants their animal love to look aesthetic too. 31:46.705 --> 31:49.065 Everyone wants to keep a dog or a cat. No one wants to keep a buffalo. 31:50.385 --> 31:52.505 Whereas, if you see, a buffalo is a much better pet. 31:53.385 --> 31:55.065 Because what do you look for in a pet? Personality? 31:56.465 --> 31:58.705 A buffalo has a ton of personality. They've got the whole package! 32:00.665 --> 32:01.665 What personality does a dog have? 32:01.745 --> 32:02.905 You give a dog a little food… 32:04.505 --> 32:05.905 and it follows you around all day. 32:06.305 --> 32:07.465 A buffalo, on the other hand. 32:08.225 --> 32:09.265 You can honk all you want… 32:12.945 --> 32:13.905 and it still won't move, man. 32:14.505 --> 32:15.945 A buffalo's got plenty of attitude too. 32:24.025 --> 32:27.025 When it feels like it, it'll tell you, "Move!" 32:30.185 --> 32:31.105 Thank you so much. 32:34.225 --> 32:35.465 Let's go! 32:36.905 --> 32:38.265 That's amazing, man! 32:38.345 --> 32:39.185 Thank you, thank you. 32:39.265 --> 32:41.105 Gajendra Puri, what a guy! 32:41.185 --> 32:42.105 Amazing, man! 32:43.545 --> 32:44.825 How are you all? 32:44.905 --> 32:46.225 Hey, we'll get things going. Don't worry. 32:47.785 --> 32:49.745 That pause doesn't mean we're done. 32:50.225 --> 32:51.505 So you said you're from Rajasthan? 32:51.585 --> 32:53.025 - Yes, ma'am. - Where in Rajasthan? 32:53.145 --> 32:54.065 Bali. 32:54.985 --> 32:57.105 Oh, that's why it says, "I grew up in Bali, not that one." 32:57.185 --> 32:58.065 Yeah. 32:58.225 --> 32:59.265 - Oh. - Good one. 32:59.785 --> 33:02.425 And it says here, "I learned about women's issues 33:02.505 --> 33:03.745 from watching Balika Vadhu." 33:03.825 --> 33:05.105 - Yeah. - Can you elaborate? 33:05.385 --> 33:06.425 Have you all seen that show? 33:06.505 --> 33:07.465 - Yeah, a little bit. - I have. 33:07.705 --> 33:10.145 - You've all seen it. - I saw it when I was a kid, so… 33:10.225 --> 33:11.745 I remember this one episode 33:11.825 --> 33:13.065 that's still stuck in my mind. 33:13.825 --> 33:15.865 In that episode, the grandmother 33:16.065 --> 33:18.425 throws all the pickles out of the house 33:19.305 --> 33:21.825 - because Anandi touched them. - Okay. 33:21.945 --> 33:23.705 And Anandi was on her period. 33:24.745 --> 33:26.225 I saw that as a kid, 33:26.305 --> 33:27.425 I was confused, thinking, 33:27.705 --> 33:29.985 if Anandi is on her period, then why is the grandma PMSing? 33:36.425 --> 33:39.985 It says here, "I was a salesman in a cloth shop at the age of 13." 33:40.225 --> 33:41.905 Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop, actually. 33:41.985 --> 33:45.105 I came to Bombay for the first time. I didn't have a job. 33:45.265 --> 33:48.225 But I wanted to, like, work in business. I wanted to build a business. 33:48.305 --> 33:51.305 - At 13, you started working? - Yeah, I have a Marwari brain, so… 33:51.465 --> 33:53.785 There's clearly some Balika Vadhu influence. 33:55.425 --> 33:57.265 But were you good at sales? 33:57.985 --> 34:00.185 Yeah, during Diwali, I worked in sales there for a month. 34:00.265 --> 34:02.065 And I sold a lot of clothes. 34:02.145 --> 34:03.985 Try selling me a ticket to one of Solanki's shows. 34:08.784 --> 34:09.945 - Well… - Yeah, sell us this. 34:10.025 --> 34:12.264 An Avvatar protein bar. Even though you don't need to sell it. 34:12.344 --> 34:13.425 - It's amazing. - Okay. 34:13.505 --> 34:15.744 - Look, there are more flavors. - But let's say you had to sell it. 34:15.824 --> 34:16.744 Who am I selling to? 34:16.945 --> 34:18.465 - Anyone. - Sell it to Sharvari. 34:18.585 --> 34:20.865 Sharvari ji, do you exercise? 34:21.264 --> 34:22.105 Yes. 34:22.185 --> 34:25.185 So what do you do for your protein intake? 34:26.304 --> 34:30.385 I eat protein-rich foods. 34:30.744 --> 34:32.425 So you must have to eat a lot, right? 34:32.505 --> 34:33.344 Yes. 34:33.425 --> 34:35.865 With this, you'll get ten grams of protein in a smaller portion. 34:35.945 --> 34:37.865 But please don't buy it right now. 34:37.945 --> 34:39.025 - Why? - Don't buy it. 34:39.105 --> 34:40.065 - Okay. Why? - Because 34:40.145 --> 34:41.465 I'm going to give it to you for free. 34:41.744 --> 34:43.625 Why for free? Then how will you profit? 34:43.705 --> 34:46.625 See, what's in it for me is that if I talk about this, 34:47.105 --> 34:49.545 the brand might like it, so they won't edit me out of the show. 34:49.945 --> 34:50.784 I see. 34:52.865 --> 34:53.705 And… 34:56.665 --> 34:58.105 So you can take this. 34:58.505 --> 35:00.665 - Okay. - We can also have a photo op. 35:01.065 --> 35:02.945 What if I say that I'm with another brand, 35:03.025 --> 35:04.305 and this will definitely get cut? 35:05.825 --> 35:07.385 Then that's Avvatar's loss. 35:13.865 --> 35:15.585 - Very nice. - But it's great because, look, 35:15.665 --> 35:17.745 - you were in the movie Munjya, right? - Yes. 35:17.825 --> 35:20.145 You had to play some kind of avatar there. 35:20.225 --> 35:21.665 - Yes! - You'll find your new avatar 35:21.745 --> 35:23.465 - for the next movie. - You know what? I will take it, 35:23.545 --> 35:26.145 and I will do a photo op because 35:26.385 --> 35:28.545 some people have watched my film. 35:29.385 --> 35:30.385 Finally! 35:30.705 --> 35:32.305 - Yeah, yeah. - Actually, give me all of it. 35:32.385 --> 35:33.905 I saw it in the theaters. 35:35.305 --> 35:37.785 - Thank you. - And I was one of the two people there. 35:43.265 --> 35:44.705 Alright. Thank you so much, Gajendra bhai, for coming. 35:44.785 --> 35:46.385 - Cheers! Thank you for having me. - What a guy! 35:48.025 --> 35:49.265 - Hey, Gajendra bhai! - Hey! 35:49.345 --> 35:50.305 Gajendra bhai, one minute! 35:50.385 --> 35:51.585 - We have to give scores. - Come back. 35:51.665 --> 35:53.025 - What happened, bro? - Yes. 35:53.185 --> 35:54.265 - Get the mic stand. - It's a habit, you know? 35:54.345 --> 35:55.265 Perform and get out. 35:55.545 --> 35:56.425 Yeah. 35:57.265 --> 35:59.145 So, Gajendra bhai, I really liked you. 35:59.225 --> 36:01.025 I'm gonna give you a nine. 36:01.785 --> 36:02.745 Very nice. 36:04.425 --> 36:07.345 A 9.5 by Alia ji. 36:08.185 --> 36:10.825 - Sharvari ji has given a ten out of ten. - Ten. 36:10.905 --> 36:12.105 Wow! 36:13.345 --> 36:16.065 - Nine from me. - Nine by Aashish Solanki. 36:16.305 --> 36:18.825 - Nine. - Nine by Dave Chappelle. 36:19.585 --> 36:20.545 Oh, man. 36:21.785 --> 36:22.745 Make up your mind. 36:22.945 --> 36:25.985 So that makes your average 9.5. 36:27.425 --> 36:28.785 - He wrote a lower score. - Come on! 36:28.865 --> 36:31.425 - He wrote a lower score. - Come on, man. Come on! 36:32.985 --> 36:34.305 No, no. He must have written an eight. 36:35.345 --> 36:36.625 Nine! 36:36.705 --> 36:39.545 Oh, no! Sharvari, why did you give a ten? 36:39.625 --> 36:40.905 Oh, so this is all Sharvari's fault? 36:40.985 --> 36:41.905 Yes, man! 36:43.105 --> 36:44.625 Please, would you like a protein bar? 36:47.585 --> 36:48.705 She sold it back to me! 36:51.385 --> 36:53.705 - Sharvari, man. - I shouldn't have watched Munjya. 36:55.145 --> 36:57.265 The ghost of Munjya is still haunting me. 36:58.265 --> 36:59.865 Watching Munjya was a double blow for him. 37:04.785 --> 37:07.945 All right, up next we have Donald Trump from the USA. 37:08.025 --> 37:09.825 Give it up for Donald Trump! 37:10.465 --> 37:11.865 "Vivekamunand." 37:16.945 --> 37:18.065 Look at him! 37:24.225 --> 37:25.905 All right, all right. 37:26.865 --> 37:28.625 Namaste, India. 37:29.225 --> 37:32.065 It's nice to meet you guys. I know you're Samay Rhino. 37:32.345 --> 37:33.225 Rhino? 37:33.305 --> 37:35.665 - Rhino! - Alaya Butt. 37:36.825 --> 37:38.345 Sharabi, what was it? 37:44.145 --> 37:46.905 - Hashish Solanky. Solanky, yeah? - Yeah. 37:47.065 --> 37:48.505 Hashish! 37:48.665 --> 37:50.465 He's not lanky at all. He's weak. 37:50.705 --> 37:52.745 - And Balraj Gay. - Yeah! 37:56.385 --> 37:58.065 Disgusting name. Disgusting. 37:58.705 --> 37:59.785 He's the president, after all. 37:59.865 --> 38:01.865 We have the CIA. He's Chee-IA. 38:04.905 --> 38:07.465 I'm here in India to give out-- 38:07.545 --> 38:08.785 My real reason to be here is 38:08.865 --> 38:12.865 to give out these free H1B visas to you people. 38:14.785 --> 38:18.425 So if I like your questions, I'm gonna give you a free H1B visa. 38:19.545 --> 38:20.465 And… 38:21.945 --> 38:23.025 what else do you want from me? 38:24.785 --> 38:25.665 Oil. 38:27.585 --> 38:28.665 You want oil? 38:30.105 --> 38:31.305 Come to the island, my friend. 38:31.385 --> 38:32.585 There's a lot of oil. 38:35.065 --> 38:36.065 Oh, my God! 38:44.505 --> 38:45.505 Is it time? What the hell? 38:45.585 --> 38:46.665 - Yeah. - Time's up? 38:47.225 --> 38:48.105 I'm done. 38:48.185 --> 38:50.545 All right, that was Donald Trump. 38:52.745 --> 38:54.265 So, Do-land Trump… 38:56.385 --> 38:57.505 how did you…? 39:04.265 --> 39:05.505 You already have a mic. 39:05.905 --> 39:07.745 He gave it to me. I don't know what to say. 39:08.465 --> 39:11.745 There's so much unemployment in this country. Three people… 39:13.665 --> 39:15.985 You're always taking from the minorities. 39:17.705 --> 39:19.105 Well, who else to take it from? 39:21.905 --> 39:24.945 Can't take it from the rich guys. They're my friends. You know… 39:30.545 --> 39:32.025 So, Trump, 39:32.665 --> 39:36.585 why are you… starting so many wars 39:36.665 --> 39:38.825 and fucking up the stock market and killing people? 39:39.465 --> 39:43.225 Firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right. Don't be so scared. 39:52.705 --> 39:54.905 So scared. So scared. It's disgusting. 39:56.385 --> 39:59.945 But I didn't start the wars. We were playing Counter-Strike 40:00.025 --> 40:01.145 with my friends. 40:01.585 --> 40:05.065 And the other team was Iran. I told them to bomb Iran. 40:05.145 --> 40:07.625 They fucking bombed Iran. What do I do? 40:10.545 --> 40:11.505 Wow. 40:12.385 --> 40:13.225 Alia. 40:17.545 --> 40:20.305 I'm just glad that you don't have that other guy. 40:20.385 --> 40:23.585 What's his-- The asshole… Runbir Barbadiya? 40:27.105 --> 40:29.145 He creeps me out. We banned him from the island. 40:29.225 --> 40:31.425 Not your Ranbir. He's a nice guy. He's classy. 40:31.865 --> 40:32.865 The other one. 40:35.785 --> 40:36.945 He's very good. 40:37.185 --> 40:38.225 So good. 40:38.785 --> 40:41.105 That creepy Barbadiya, or whatever his name is. 40:41.185 --> 40:42.945 Disgusting. Disgusting. 40:46.425 --> 40:48.265 Do-land Trump, what brings you to India? 40:48.625 --> 40:49.745 I'll tell you. I'm going to give out 40:49.825 --> 40:52.425 these two H1B visas for free. 40:52.745 --> 40:54.305 Because I know a lot of you are upset. 40:54.385 --> 40:56.505 A lot of you want to go to the USA. 40:56.745 --> 40:58.465 And I'm going to make that happen for you. 41:06.985 --> 41:09.905 Somebody give her a script and a director. 41:28.865 --> 41:30.265 Disgusting. Disgusting. 41:31.625 --> 41:33.545 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 41:34.025 --> 41:35.705 Samay bhai, I'm done. 41:36.865 --> 41:37.745 So good. 41:38.345 --> 41:39.385 That's what she said. 41:42.065 --> 41:43.705 She also said, "Putin." 41:53.705 --> 41:55.145 Oh, my God. 41:55.905 --> 41:56.945 Oh, my God. 41:58.825 --> 42:00.705 Do-land… Donald. 42:00.945 --> 42:03.145 No, it's all right. A lot of Indians call me Do-land. 42:03.225 --> 42:04.345 It's true. 42:04.905 --> 42:06.185 I like it. I like it. 42:07.145 --> 42:08.345 Sharvari… 42:08.425 --> 42:09.985 - Yes? - Please speak to Mr. Trump. 42:10.225 --> 42:11.105 Hello. 42:13.185 --> 42:14.825 I didn't understand this. 42:15.065 --> 42:16.185 Don't be nervous. It's okay. 42:18.905 --> 42:20.865 - Should I speak in Hindi? - Yes. 42:21.065 --> 42:22.665 - No, no-- - Do you understand Hindi as well? 42:22.985 --> 42:24.705 - A little bit. Yeah. - Can you speak a little bit of Hindi? 42:24.785 --> 42:26.665 Yeah, let's-- Actually, let's converse in Hindi. 42:27.025 --> 42:27.905 How about that? 42:27.985 --> 42:30.985 - I learned a few Hindi songs. I… - Songs? 42:31.065 --> 42:33.225 - Yeah. - Can you sing a Hindi song for us? 42:33.305 --> 42:35.705 All right, this one goes out to my gay friend, 42:35.785 --> 42:36.825 Balraj Gay. 42:38.505 --> 42:39.345 Thank you. 42:39.425 --> 42:41.545 I've heard a lot about these baraats. 42:41.865 --> 42:43.745 Baraat, not Barack. He's a fake guy. 42:45.585 --> 42:47.305 - Baraat, groom's wedding procession? - Marriage. 42:47.385 --> 42:48.225 - Yeah. - Yeah? 42:48.305 --> 42:49.345 - During weddings, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 42:49.425 --> 42:52.705 They dance a lot in New York City, and they have this favorite song. 42:52.785 --> 42:54.305 - I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend. - Thank you. 42:54.385 --> 42:55.785 - Okay. - Not in any other way. 42:55.865 --> 42:57.905 - No, no, no, I don't want it. - Yeah, good. 42:58.985 --> 43:00.705 He's a fake gentleman. Fake gentleman. 43:02.225 --> 43:03.105 The song is… 43:03.185 --> 43:04.585 I count the stars 43:05.425 --> 43:06.745 Staying up at night 43:07.545 --> 43:08.785 And remembering you 43:10.345 --> 43:11.745 I can't stop 43:12.985 --> 43:14.225 The rain of sorrow 43:15.145 --> 43:16.425 - From my eyes - From my eyes 43:16.505 --> 43:17.705 And my favorite part… 43:17.785 --> 43:19.465 Oh, hoe, hoe, hoe! 43:22.145 --> 43:23.345 Oh, hoe, hoe, hoe… 43:24.225 --> 43:25.865 So many hoes! I love it. 43:25.945 --> 43:28.505 Stop calling Samay like that! 43:29.505 --> 43:32.185 Okay, don't shout. I don't like it when women get empowered. 43:37.225 --> 43:38.625 - Throw that! - Disgusting. 43:39.105 --> 43:39.945 Disgusting. 43:41.065 --> 43:42.665 Why are you throwing away from brands? 43:43.425 --> 43:44.425 Should I throw you? 43:49.505 --> 43:50.705 Donald Trump. 43:51.945 --> 43:53.905 Who's your favorite world leader? 43:54.865 --> 43:55.705 Me. 43:56.865 --> 43:58.265 Why does there have to be anybody else? 43:58.345 --> 43:59.865 It's just me. It's all about me. 44:00.465 --> 44:04.345 I think I'm the best asshole you will ever see anywhere. 44:07.425 --> 44:08.425 How do I do this? 44:08.945 --> 44:11.865 Can we have a stunt director in the house for her? 44:13.465 --> 44:14.625 My God. 44:15.345 --> 44:17.585 - My God. - Hit him with it. 44:17.665 --> 44:19.105 - He's too good. - How do I open this? 44:19.185 --> 44:20.585 Let me try. 44:20.665 --> 44:21.825 - Don't put it on me. - I'm not! 44:22.345 --> 44:25.305 Bro, when he goes downstairs, breaks character, and tries to hail a rickshaw… 44:28.265 --> 44:31.065 "Brother, take me home." That's when it'll be fun to watch him. 44:31.185 --> 44:34.105 - Wow, man. - You've written, "I'm a protein freak." 44:34.505 --> 44:36.905 - Yeah. - "And love alternate sources of protein 44:36.985 --> 44:40.545 - like bhujia, chole bhature, egg cake." - Yeah. 44:40.705 --> 44:43.745 Okay, so, as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us? 44:44.145 --> 44:46.145 Protein is important for muscle growth. 44:47.185 --> 44:48.105 - Brother Donald, - So-- 44:48.185 --> 44:49.185 help a brother out. 44:50.105 --> 44:52.985 Oh, so you can have this protein wafer. 44:53.385 --> 44:56.025 It looks delicious. I can't wait to get my hands on it. 44:56.585 --> 44:59.385 And whatever it's called, it looks tasty. 44:59.465 --> 45:00.465 It's called Avvatar. 45:00.785 --> 45:02.545 - Avatar? Like the blue guys, yeah? - Try it. 45:04.545 --> 45:05.625 Oh, Avvatar? 45:05.705 --> 45:07.465 Why don't you try it? Should we make you try this? 45:07.545 --> 45:08.425 He's very quick. 45:08.505 --> 45:10.865 I don't know if you'll like it because it has no oil. 45:14.585 --> 45:16.505 As long as you're putting it in my mouth, I'm… 45:23.345 --> 45:26.225 Now we know who the real gay is. 45:31.905 --> 45:33.345 - Are the cameras on? - Yeah. 45:33.425 --> 45:34.385 It's tasty. 45:35.825 --> 45:36.905 It's amazing, yeah. 45:38.425 --> 45:41.825 My only mission from here on is to make America straight again 45:41.905 --> 45:42.985 and make… 45:46.545 --> 45:48.905 Bro, how funny would it be if he couldn't get a U.S. visa? 45:50.585 --> 45:51.425 He… 45:51.505 --> 45:54.585 All right, I like this guy here. I'm still gonna give you a visa. 45:54.665 --> 45:56.225 - Okay, two of you. - Yeah, please. 45:56.305 --> 45:57.225 Yeah. 45:57.665 --> 45:58.785 Samay Rhino. 45:59.185 --> 46:00.025 Rhino? 46:00.105 --> 46:01.225 - This one is for you. - Thank you. 46:01.305 --> 46:04.665 It says H1B visa, Hyderabad to Bengaluru. 46:06.945 --> 46:08.145 One-way visa. 46:09.545 --> 46:12.505 For Pushpak Travels, non-AC bus. 46:14.265 --> 46:15.625 - Oh, my God. - Where's the second one? 46:15.705 --> 46:16.705 You're welcome. 46:17.825 --> 46:20.785 How long… is this war going to continue, Trump? 46:21.105 --> 46:22.665 I thought you stopped at "how long." 46:27.065 --> 46:27.985 Hold on. 46:29.065 --> 46:30.065 I don't know, man. 46:30.745 --> 46:32.465 I have no idea. I just told them-- 46:32.545 --> 46:35.345 As I said, if you were playing Counter-Strike and then they-- 46:35.585 --> 46:37.545 Sorry, sorry. We've got another question. 46:37.625 --> 46:40.945 I'm just curious, and this has nothing to do with politics, of course. 46:41.025 --> 46:43.225 - All right. - Are you bald? 46:43.705 --> 46:45.145 How dare you say that? 46:45.905 --> 46:48.705 This is my real hair. I'm going to show it to you. 46:49.225 --> 46:50.145 Check it out. 46:51.065 --> 46:52.425 It's my real hair, man. 46:59.945 --> 47:01.385 - Wow. - Do I get it back? 47:01.465 --> 47:02.625 It's all real. Thank you. 47:02.705 --> 47:03.705 Thank you. 47:03.785 --> 47:05.065 Beautiful. So beautiful. 47:05.145 --> 47:07.105 Suddenly, we have Vin Diesel under this cap. 47:09.985 --> 47:11.585 - This is-- - Sorry, Jason Statham. 47:12.265 --> 47:13.905 - Thank you. - Vin Ethanol. 47:16.385 --> 47:17.745 Thank you for cracking a joke. 47:19.985 --> 47:20.945 - It's nice. - Man… 47:21.585 --> 47:24.065 Everybody's got to justify their salary, man. 47:25.145 --> 47:26.145 All right. 47:30.785 --> 47:31.745 He's too good. 47:32.065 --> 47:32.945 He's too good. 47:33.025 --> 47:34.945 I'm gonna need somebody's help to put this back on. 47:35.025 --> 47:35.905 Chee-IA? 47:35.985 --> 47:38.025 - Can you? - Chee… 47:39.945 --> 47:40.785 Chee-IA? 47:41.065 --> 47:42.825 - Chee-IA. - Chee-IA! 47:43.545 --> 47:45.665 The guy in the back is getting restless! He wants to do it. 47:46.145 --> 47:47.865 - All set? You're most welcome. - Thank you. Thank you. 47:47.945 --> 47:49.425 He's a gentleman. Oh, my God. 47:49.505 --> 47:50.385 - Yeah, he's good. Yeah. - Alright? 47:50.465 --> 47:51.705 - Smells good. - Thanks. 47:52.225 --> 47:54.385 - I'm not gay, though. - Why are you touching me then? 47:56.505 --> 47:58.345 Alia, why aren't you talking to him? 47:58.425 --> 47:59.265 I am-- 47:59.865 --> 48:02.785 I'm just stumped again by how in-character he is, 48:02.865 --> 48:04.145 so I'm just enjoying it. 48:04.625 --> 48:07.185 Yeah, she could learn a thing or two about staying in character. 48:10.065 --> 48:11.825 Not you. I like you. You're a good actress. 48:11.905 --> 48:12.865 He shit his pants! 48:14.665 --> 48:15.625 He did! 48:17.705 --> 48:18.665 Well done. 48:19.505 --> 48:21.025 - I didn't even say anything. - She's a good actress. 48:21.105 --> 48:22.505 In the end, he has to go back to Malad, right? 48:22.585 --> 48:24.065 I didn't even say anything. 48:24.585 --> 48:26.185 A big round of applause for Donald Trump! 48:26.265 --> 48:27.785 What a fucking guy. 48:27.945 --> 48:29.305 - Brilliant. - What a guy. 48:29.785 --> 48:32.225 - I have no words for this guy. - Brilliant. 48:32.345 --> 48:34.985 It's time to score Donald Trump. 48:35.305 --> 48:36.225 Balraj bhai. 48:36.985 --> 48:38.545 Brother, it's a ten out of ten for me. 48:38.625 --> 48:39.585 - Let's go! - A hundred percent. 48:39.665 --> 48:40.585 You're too good. 48:40.665 --> 48:41.745 No doubt. Ten out of ten. 48:41.905 --> 48:42.825 Thank you. 48:43.905 --> 48:44.785 Sharvari? 48:44.865 --> 48:46.665 - Mine's a 9.5. - What? 48:46.905 --> 48:47.745 Okay. 48:48.065 --> 48:49.225 A ten from Alia. 48:49.905 --> 48:51.345 - Wow! - And I want to explain myself, 48:51.425 --> 48:54.905 because I was actually feeling intimidated, like, I was… 48:55.585 --> 48:58.625 face-palming and getting really awkward and stressed, so-- 48:58.825 --> 49:00.145 - Like, that's a fabulous-- - Yeah. That tends to happen 49:00.225 --> 49:01.985 to women around me. It's all right. 49:03.705 --> 49:05.745 No, that means you did a fabulous job. 49:05.825 --> 49:06.905 - Thank you. - So, congratulations. 49:06.985 --> 49:07.825 Thank you. 49:08.825 --> 49:12.225 And of course, I'm also giving you a ten out of ten, my man. 49:12.545 --> 49:15.545 And that makes your average a ten. 49:16.145 --> 49:17.105 All right. 49:18.465 --> 49:19.545 - Come on! - Tell your… 49:19.625 --> 49:22.465 Okay, so I've given myself a score, 49:22.545 --> 49:24.745 which is the highest number I can count to. 49:25.625 --> 49:26.745 - Yeah? - Which is ten. 49:29.585 --> 49:30.505 Really? 49:40.905 --> 49:42.625 - What a funny guy! - It's amazing. 49:43.665 --> 49:45.105 Come on, come on! 49:48.145 --> 49:49.185 Thank you. 49:51.185 --> 49:52.105 What is this? 49:53.705 --> 49:54.865 - Take this. - What is this? 49:55.545 --> 49:56.545 I'm very embarrassed. 49:56.625 --> 49:58.425 - Hey, whatever, just go for it. - Go for it. 49:58.505 --> 49:59.945 What is this? Is it a gift for him? 50:00.185 --> 50:01.585 - Yeah, you give it. - No, you give it. 50:01.665 --> 50:02.825 Please, please give it. Please give it. 50:02.905 --> 50:03.785 I'm feeling shy. 50:03.865 --> 50:04.705 Please don't. 50:05.105 --> 50:07.625 She's creeped out. That's all right. I like it. 50:08.105 --> 50:11.465 - No, this is a… T-shirt, I mean-- - I can see that. Thank you. 50:13.825 --> 50:15.065 Maybe that's why I'm feeling shy. 50:15.145 --> 50:17.545 Just, I mean, whatever. Wear it if you want, don't wear it. 50:17.625 --> 50:19.065 But it's for my upcoming movie. 50:19.145 --> 50:21.465 Oh, right. That's nice. "Born…" 50:25.545 --> 50:28.625 - It says, "Born…" - Alpha. 50:28.705 --> 50:30.065 - "Born Alpha." - Alpha. 50:30.145 --> 50:31.385 But what if you have a "beta"? 50:34.545 --> 50:36.505 So nice. So funny. Oh, my God, so funny. 50:36.585 --> 50:38.625 Make some noise for Donald Trump! 50:38.905 --> 50:41.305 Make some fucking noise! 50:41.785 --> 50:42.665 What a guy! 50:42.745 --> 50:45.265 Make some noise for Alia Bhatt, Sharvari, 50:45.425 --> 50:47.385 Balraj, and Aashish Solanki! 50:47.505 --> 50:50.785 That was India's Got Latent! 50:55.585 --> 50:58.105 So, before you go, we have a gift for you. 50:58.305 --> 51:00.425 You know, you can take any of these phones. 51:00.505 --> 51:02.025 They're all Ai+ phones. 51:02.625 --> 51:03.665 Are they made in China? 51:06.025 --> 51:07.945 - Thank you, my friend. - In fact, they're actually made in India. 51:08.465 --> 51:10.585 All right. I'm gonna put some tariffs on them then. 51:12.785 --> 51:15.065 Wow, man. Wow. 51:17.905 --> 51:19.745 You said you have two older brothers. 51:19.905 --> 51:20.985 - No. - No? 51:21.225 --> 51:22.745 - One? - They're my younger brothers. 51:22.825 --> 51:25.265 - She's the eldest. - Okay, so do you fight with them? 51:25.465 --> 51:27.025 - No. Only when we were kids. - They fight. 51:27.105 --> 51:28.265 - Not anymore. - What do you even do? 51:28.345 --> 51:29.825 You just keep saying "no" to everything. 51:29.905 --> 51:31.625 What do you say yes to? 51:32.665 --> 51:34.385 Do you have an internship or a job? 51:34.465 --> 51:35.345 - No. - "No." 51:35.425 --> 51:36.585 I can answer for her. 51:40.505 --> 51:42.305 Bro, if she wins… 51:42.705 --> 51:43.545 No. 51:44.745 --> 51:46.985 I'll tear down this set. 51:47.865 --> 51:49.545 My luck isn't that good. 51:50.585 --> 51:52.225 - I know. - Again, a "no." 51:52.465 --> 51:54.905 It's like your tongue is cursed. 51:55.505 --> 51:57.985 Do you ever think anything good? Any positive thoughts at all? 51:58.065 --> 51:59.305 - "No." - No. 51:59.865 --> 52:01.105 Samiksha ji, come on. 52:01.185 --> 52:02.425 - Do you have any talent? - I like her. 52:02.945 --> 52:03.785 Not at all. 52:05.545 --> 52:06.385 I don't. 52:06.465 --> 52:08.865 So, you came all this way just to screw with me?! 52:09.785 --> 52:11.425 I got picked, what else was I supposed to do? 52:11.545 --> 52:12.945 But why did you come? 52:13.145 --> 52:16.465 Okay, so what do you want to say to Samay, now that you've met him? 52:17.145 --> 52:18.025 Nothing. 52:18.225 --> 52:20.025 - Bro, she's walking rage bait. - Bro. 52:20.105 --> 52:21.425 - Just take a picture, bro. - I mean… 52:23.905 --> 52:25.665 My blood pressure is rising. 52:26.425 --> 52:28.465 - Then take your blood pressure medicine. - What the hell! 52:34.785 --> 52:35.905 When asked, 52:35.985 --> 52:38.465 "What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today?" she said, 52:38.585 --> 52:39.905 "Everyone's emotionally screwed, 52:39.985 --> 52:42.785 but on Instagram everyone's posting 'living my best life.'" 52:42.865 --> 52:44.465 - Do you really believe it? - Yes. 52:44.545 --> 52:45.545 - And your Instagram-- - Oh! 52:45.625 --> 52:46.665 She said yes! 52:50.665 --> 52:51.785 Pop it! 52:52.705 --> 52:54.465 Wow. Did I just hear a "yes"? 52:55.465 --> 52:57.825 - Let's fucking make her say "yes." - Yes! 52:57.905 --> 52:59.345 - Do you-- - Are you on Instagram? 52:59.705 --> 53:00.585 Yes. 53:01.985 --> 53:03.905 - Once more! - Let's do another. 53:03.985 --> 53:06.065 - Have you seen Munjya? - No. 53:09.625 --> 53:11.465 Will you watch Munjya? 53:11.905 --> 53:13.425 - No. - Oh, shit! 53:13.505 --> 53:16.545 Do you think Samay Raina and Aashish are cute? 53:16.625 --> 53:17.705 - No. - Damn… 53:18.545 --> 53:19.545 But that's a win for us. 53:23.025 --> 53:26.025 Do you post photos on Instagram? 53:26.105 --> 53:28.185 - Yes. - Instagrams… Do you? 53:28.585 --> 53:30.025 - Yes? - Not photos, I post videos. 53:30.105 --> 53:31.425 - Not photos. - That's a no! 53:31.505 --> 53:33.345 - "No!" - "No!" 53:33.425 --> 53:34.505 - No! - "I'm the heroine, 53:34.585 --> 53:35.705 so of course she'll say yes to me." 53:39.985 --> 53:41.345 No one can beat her! 53:41.985 --> 53:44.225 What was your last caption? 53:44.785 --> 53:46.105 - Well-- - "No means no." 53:52.705 --> 53:54.425 Samiksha ji, I'm just having fun with you. 53:54.505 --> 53:56.265 - You're not offended, are you? - Yeah, you're fab. 53:56.825 --> 53:57.785 - No, not at all. - "No." 53:58.145 --> 53:59.185 - No! - Of course. 53:59.265 --> 54:00.385 - Of course. - Not at all. 54:00.465 --> 54:01.945 Bro, she's really tough. 54:02.305 --> 54:05.065 Five interesting and fun things about you. You have to explain. 54:06.185 --> 54:09.665 Number one, you peed on Shah Rukh Khan's hands. 54:10.545 --> 54:12.265 - How old were you? - This is… 54:12.345 --> 54:13.505 Okay, since you asked, fine. 54:13.585 --> 54:14.865 - Yes. - You were a kid. 54:14.945 --> 54:16.745 So my dad 54:16.825 --> 54:18.985 was already working in the film industry. 54:19.065 --> 54:20.625 He held me in his arms and made me dance. 54:20.705 --> 54:22.905 And then, when Shah Rukh sir held me, 54:23.145 --> 54:24.665 I was three or four months old. 54:24.745 --> 54:26.345 - I… - You must have gotten nervous. 54:26.425 --> 54:28.225 Yes, I mean, Shah Rukh sir… I didn't know any better. 54:28.305 --> 54:29.745 - I couldn't hold it, so I just let it go. - Okay, so… 54:29.825 --> 54:32.065 Okay, but the interesting thing is point number two. 54:32.305 --> 54:34.585 You've used the washroom in Deepika Padukone's vanity van. 54:34.665 --> 54:36.465 Do you have no bladder control? 54:41.345 --> 54:43.945 What do girls like most in boys? 54:44.025 --> 54:44.905 Money! 54:45.985 --> 54:46.945 Yes! 54:47.345 --> 54:48.225 Who said that? 54:48.545 --> 54:49.745 Probably some broke guy. 54:56.385 --> 54:57.345 Sharvari ji. 54:57.905 --> 55:00.065 What are three things you wanna do before you die? 55:00.345 --> 55:02.785 One is to have a hit. Right? 55:02.865 --> 55:04.345 - What about-- - One is to have a hit. 55:04.465 --> 55:05.585 The other is to hit you. 55:08.345 --> 55:10.625 And the last one is to never get hit on by you. 55:17.745 --> 55:18.625 Wow! 55:18.945 --> 55:19.905 Wow! 55:20.465 --> 55:22.425 Bro, this is going to be Sharvari's first viral reel. 55:27.945 --> 55:28.985 Wow. 55:29.145 --> 55:30.545 - Oh, man. - Too good. 55:31.385 --> 55:33.985 Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, 55:34.545 --> 55:35.585 let me tell you this. 55:38.545 --> 55:39.985 - No, no, please tell me. - No… 55:40.065 --> 55:41.905 - Now, I have to know. - Of course, I meant you. 55:41.985 --> 55:43.865 As someone who's achieved so many things, 55:44.745 --> 55:46.945 what do you look forward to in life? 55:49.105 --> 55:51.785 - It's a genuine question. - The end of this show. 55:53.225 --> 55:54.985 - Yeah. You should do that one… - Hold this. 55:55.065 --> 55:56.545 "I want to go home." 56:01.665 --> 56:03.705 Yo, what's the scene? 56:04.225 --> 56:06.185 You got that swag in your walk 56:06.545 --> 56:08.585 Everyone at my tea stall 56:08.665 --> 56:11.265 Can't take their eyes off you 56:11.825 --> 56:14.145 There was this crazy girl In love with Ballu 56:14.225 --> 56:16.385 She'd talk to Ballu But she loved everybody 56:16.465 --> 56:18.505 I met Ballu and said, "Dude, get a clue" 56:18.585 --> 56:20.825 And I told Ballu, don't listen to her 56:20.905 --> 56:22.745 This is Jabalpur It's a city with big-- 56:24.425 --> 56:25.665 And such flashy, sassy girls 56:25.745 --> 56:26.825 But Ballu wouldn't listen 56:26.905 --> 56:29.265 He did everything in love That people usually do 56:29.345 --> 56:31.425 Passing by her street every day Sometimes giving her a call 56:31.505 --> 56:32.665 Sometimes begging at her feet 56:32.745 --> 56:34.745 If that doesn't work You go get married 56:34.825 --> 56:37.305 But our Ballu's a player He's been around the block 56:37.425 --> 56:38.385 Then he went home 56:38.465 --> 56:40.625 And everything that shouldn't Have happened, happened 56:40.705 --> 56:41.905 I had already warned him 56:41.985 --> 56:44.625 This is Jabalpur It's a city with big waves 56:44.705 --> 56:46.385 And such flashy, sassy girls 56:50.905 --> 56:52.825 So you found him rapping in your neighborhood? 56:52.905 --> 56:54.305 And you said, "Let's do this." 56:54.425 --> 56:56.625 Actually, I hang out at the local pan shop. 56:57.145 --> 56:58.785 All the young guys come there. 56:58.865 --> 57:01.105 They smoke cigarettes and weed. 57:01.185 --> 57:02.185 Oh, God! 57:02.265 --> 57:04.705 He smokes cigarettes there too, sir. That's how we became friends. 57:05.105 --> 57:07.625 - He didn't even want to share that. - Why is he blushing? 57:08.065 --> 57:09.265 His family's going to see this. 57:09.345 --> 57:11.425 Dude, why are you blushing? Did you hear your own rap? 57:14.345 --> 57:17.585 Okay, genuine question. Why did you think Gully Boy was terrible? 57:17.665 --> 57:18.825 - Just for my knowledge. - Yeah, why? 57:19.025 --> 57:20.945 No, I was just kidding. It was good. 57:21.025 --> 57:23.865 Don't stress. It's fine to have an opinion. 57:23.945 --> 57:25.465 Because it was a copy of 9 Miles. 57:25.545 --> 57:27.665 - Oh, so you felt it was copied from it. - 9 Miles? 57:27.785 --> 57:29.505 - 8 Mile. - 8 Mile, bro! 57:30.185 --> 57:31.185 One extra mile… 57:32.465 --> 57:33.345 This… 57:33.745 --> 57:35.545 He went the extra mile to see it. 57:39.265 --> 57:41.705 Your attitude is just amazing. 57:42.025 --> 57:42.945 Thank you, ma'am. 57:46.145 --> 57:48.425 Could you say that in Hindi? I didn't quite get it. 57:50.465 --> 57:51.585 Alia ji, go on, try. 57:53.345 --> 57:55.025 Try it. Give Hindi a try, please. 57:55.425 --> 57:57.865 Your attitude is very good. 57:57.945 --> 57:58.785 Thank you, ma'am. 57:59.225 --> 58:00.665 - It's really cool. - Thank you. 58:00.745 --> 58:02.425 - Top-notch. - Thank you, ma'am. 58:02.985 --> 58:04.185 Nailed it, homie! 58:05.825 --> 58:07.425 Now, they'll both smoke weed in the same neighborhood. 58:17.465 --> 58:20.345 I think we should all dance together. 58:23.345 --> 58:24.225 Please. 58:24.305 --> 58:26.025 - All of us. - I don't know how. 58:26.105 --> 58:27.305 - Come on. - Let's go! 58:27.385 --> 58:28.505 - Let's go. - It will be fun. 58:29.625 --> 58:31.945 - Play any song. - Play his song. 58:42.265 --> 58:43.225 Come on! 58:46.825 --> 58:48.705 Yo, what's the scene? 58:49.185 --> 58:51.225 You got that swag in your walk 58:51.625 --> 58:53.665 Everyone at my tea stall 58:53.745 --> 58:56.185 Can't take their eyes off you 58:56.585 --> 58:58.665 You shake up the whole block 58:58.905 --> 59:01.225 I'll shake up the whole street 59:01.825 --> 59:03.785 Today, your words will unlock 59:03.865 --> 59:05.785 The code to someone's heart