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Nabo, I have cut these pictures.
You keep four and I'll keep four.

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And this is for the form
because you will lose yours.

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Nabo?

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Nabodi.

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What is this?

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My picture from the twelfth grade.

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Oh, where are you? This one. That's you.

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-That was quick.
-Yes.

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Look, this is Sonam.

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-And she is dating Pritam.
-Okay.

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And Simran who was Pritam's ex

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is dating this loser Shivam.

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Oh, that's stupid.

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You had so many friends in school too?

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Not had. I still do.

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Honestly, I can't wait to meet
them and tell them all about us.

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But these wretched
scoundrels will tease us a lot.

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They won't stop for a minute.

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I'm telling you.
I know each one of them so well.

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Hey, what's wrong?

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Our friends didn't get a chance
to tease us at all.

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We didn't tell them.

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Damn it.

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Don't you want that when our
friends think of our hostel memories,

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they should know that Chirag and
Nabomita were not brother and sister?

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We were their brother and sister-in-law.

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We should have told them.

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But how will we tell them now?

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We will tell them. I have a plan.

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-Really?
-Yes.

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-You'll see.
-Tell me, what is it?

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-No, fill out your forms first.
-Please!

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-Complete your forms.
-Come on, please, tell me.

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Stick your photo on the form.
Then I'll tell you. Here.

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-Where did it go?
-Where is the photo?

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You lost it again? I knew it.

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-I won't give you one of my four.
-Please, Chirag.

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-No, find the one I gave you.
-Hey!

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I need to get ready.

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What is it, Jhantoo? Do you know them?

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No, bro. I have just been reading
their names for all these years.

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When I came here, I thought my name will
be up here too and people will read it.

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Who will remember me here?

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Should I tell you something, Rakhi?

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That's the difference between a hostel
and home, bro. Your family misses you.

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Jhantoo, your tea.

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-Here you go.
-Thank you.

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Uncle, this is the real tea.
It went straight to my heart.

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Excellent.

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Uncle, make one for me too.
Exactly like this one.

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You should tell me in one go.

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It takes me a long time
to grind your herbs.

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Fatso has made a group. Alcohol party.

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When did he start drinking?

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I won't just drink it.
I will gulp it all down.

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These are our last days in the hostel.

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Let's go to a nearby resort.

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We'll get drunk together
and be vulnerable.

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And if someone shares
a secret by mistake,

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we'll forgive them too, right?

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-Nice idea.
-Yes.

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The budget is 30 thousand divided
by six. Give me five thousand.

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Chirag, I don't have five thousand.

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You guys have got a job.
I am launching my own startup.

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And you know how much
money one needs for startups.

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We'll get the security deposit of the
hostel back. Take it from that money.

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The security deposit is my seed funding.

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And the college people
are my first investors.

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You are right.

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-It is our age to settle down now.
-Yes.

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-We have got jobs too.
-Yes.

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My salary is a little less though.

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Someone complained to the warden
that I broke the hostel bed.

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They are imposing a fine on me.

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I fed you biryani that day.
I ate a little bit extra.

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The bed broke. What is my fault?

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Where will I get 30 thousand from?

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I have to pay a fine of
one lakh 30 thousand, bro.

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My security deposit has been deducted

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and on top of that, I have to pay
another 30 thousand to college.

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Will you give me 30 thousand rupees?

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I will return it to you
from my second salary.

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Narayan, are you leaving?

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So, that is why you took a shower today.

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I'll miss you, scoundrel.
Who knows when we'll meet again?

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-I am coming to Pune.
-What are you saying?

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We have got a job in the same company.

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-What are you saying? Really?
-Yes.

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-All the best.
-Thank you.

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Alright, bro. Take care of yourself.

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-I'll see you in Pune.
-Bye.

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That's cool, bro.
He and I are in my company.

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I mean he is in the same company as me.

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The company that I work for.

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Come. It's time.

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For me to take them.

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And for them to leave their homes.

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The thing is that a hostel
is like a bird's nest.

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Where the chicks make noise
and fight with each other.

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They even eat worms
when they are hungry.

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They are always into each other.

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But not any longer.

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Now one by one these chicks
will fly off from the hostel.

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Because their hostel days
are ending now.

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-Shall we go?
-Yes, let's go.

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B-0401.

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Come, come.

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Ladies and gentle, welcome.
Let's get this party going.

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And please take your seats here.

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-Hey!
-You spilt the drinks!

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It's alright. He will clean it.
Rakhi, hurry up.

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-Sit here.
-Is this your party?

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You dared to tell us
to get ready and come.

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What is all this?

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Chips, bananas, fruit salad.

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Chirag, couldn't you find any
pastries to serve with drinks?

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I ordered pastries. Rakhi, I
asked you to get pastries, right?

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I was having mood swings.
So I ate them all.

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Listen, the mosquitoes are biting me.

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Can we party somewhere else?

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-Let's go out somewhere.
-Yes.

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Guys!

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What difference does a place make?

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If friends are together, then even
mosquito bites turn into love bites.

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It was a mosquito. It's alright.

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-Come, let's sit.
-Sit.

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Jhantoo, please sit.

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-I have made such a nice
arrangement. Jaat, sit. -Come, sit.

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The village head's pillow in my
village guest house is softer than this.

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This is all so wet.

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Rakhi, dry everything quickly.
Sit, Akku.

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You could have told us you were going
to feed us fruits. I would have fasted.

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-Oh, God.
-Sit.

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-I will sit too.
-Come, sit.

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Oh, my butt is wet.

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-What are you doing?
-Take this.

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I am telling you.
We just need marshmallows now.

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We have marshmallows. Here.

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Here, let's drink.

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Take your drink.

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-What is it?
-Are you sure you want to do this?

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Let's cheer, guys.

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-Yes, hurry up!
-Let's do it.

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-This is water.
-Oh, okay.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Drink, scoundrel. Drink.

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-Drink! Swallow it.
-Drink it.

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Drink it, Chirag.

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Bravo, my darling.

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-Now he has become an engineer.
-Yes.

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You have lost your virginity.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Drink.

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The device is now connected.

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Wow. What a fun party.

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Guys, you must be thinking why
Chirag has thrown a party today.

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Why did he serve us alcohol? Such fun.

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Because, guys, today is the day

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to tell you

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what was in my heart
but I could never...

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but I could never say it.

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I have to open my heart
in front of my friends today.

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Without fearing that
someone might judge.

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Okay.

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-If it is about opening one's heart,
-The device is now disconnected.

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I will begin, okay?

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-Chirag, my brother.
-Yes.

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-Do you remember I stopped lending
you money? -Yes.

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Akku asked me to do that.

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-Hey.
-Akku.

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I was just looking out for him.

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It's alright, guys. No judgement.

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Say whatever you guys
want to say. Speak freely.

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-Okay, I'll speak then. Listen up.
-Yes.

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There is nothing much but

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I worked extremely hard the entire
fourth year and got you all your jobs.

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And none of you has
thanked me until now. I mean...

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The device is now disconnected.

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You guys have a lot of issues.

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I mean I have no grudges against anyone.

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Whatever I am on the outside,
I am the same on the inside.

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I have never hidden
anything from anyone.

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That's great, bro.

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Yes, I have hidden
something from my dad.

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He is still unaware that his son has got

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a job in Delhi,
70 km away from the village.

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Delhi?

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We had both decided that our preferred
job location will be Pune, right?

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The device is now connected.

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But, bro, then I thought
that it is closer to my home.

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I saw Delhi so I opted for it.

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And you didn't tell me such a big thing?

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Yes, it must have slipped my mind.

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What a great friend you are.

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What kind of a person is he?

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Guys, forget it. Let's drink.

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-Yes. Cheers.
-Cheers.

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-Cheers, guys.
-Cheers.

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Why do you keep that here then?

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-Cheers, guys. Akku?
-Cheers.

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Drink up.

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This is great.

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By the way, Akansha is right.

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We should thank her for our jobs.

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-Hey, it's...
-Thank you, Jhantoo.

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To hell with your thank you.

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Bro, let it go.

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Jaat must not have
thought so much about it.

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Yes, he mustn't have. How could
he think that he should stay with me?

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God hasn't given him that much brain.

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Shut it off if you can't get it done!

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I'll go get some ice.

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Jhantoo, bro, I didn't
know that you'll feed so bad.

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If you didn't know, then
why didn't you tell me?

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That means you knew.

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Scoundrel, you didn't tell me
because you don't give a crap.

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You are an emotionless bastard.

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-Jhantoo.
-Jhantoo, that's enough.

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-So?
-Hey, bro, let it go.

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Guys, guys, enough now.

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-Let's talk about positive things.
-Yes, yes. I'll talk about positive.

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Smile.

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I will tell you something positive.

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Akku, thank you.

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Nonsense.

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Bro, the kind of salary you have,
say no thank you to her.

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Hey.

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Why are you laughing?
You don't even have a job.

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But she has me.

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And I have alcohol.
So, let's drink, guys.

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-Let's drink. Let's cheer again.
-Yes.

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-Cheer again.
-It is soda.

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Oh, yes.

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Cheers.

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-Cheers. We have to finish this.
-Akku.

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Can we go, please?

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Yes, the party is over. Let's go.

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Stop this, Chirag. Let's go.

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Honestly, guys, let's go.

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-Nabo, wait.
-No, Chirag, I can't.

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Guys, it's still early.
Stay back a little while longer.

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-Okay, let's play a game.
-Play with this postman.

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He plays really well, bro.

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What game have I played with you, dude?

00:13:00.351 --> 00:13:02.233 align:center
Can't you understand such a small thing?

00:13:02.323 --> 00:13:04.932 align:center
That I am not going to Pune
because I am not ready to go there.

00:13:05.022 --> 00:13:08.232 align:center
Scoundrel, you weren't
ready for a job either.

00:13:08.551 --> 00:13:10.295 align:center
But you got one through me.

00:13:11.580 --> 00:13:12.667 align:center
Through you?

00:13:13.470 --> 00:13:16.459 align:center
You fuckers, I am the one
who got you all jobs!

00:13:16.549 --> 00:13:18.783 align:center
Akku, everyone knows that.

00:13:18.873 --> 00:13:20.914 align:center
Yes, this asshole knows everything.

00:13:21.358 --> 00:13:22.797 align:center
But he won't tell you about himself.

00:13:23.530 --> 00:13:26.222 align:center
A friendship that has
secrets is not a friendship.

00:13:26.312 --> 00:13:27.406 align:center
What friendship?

00:13:27.496 --> 00:13:30.166 align:center
The one that you formed so
you could reach the post of GSHA.

00:13:30.256 --> 00:13:32.559 align:center
Asshole, the friendship
for which it didn't

00:13:32.605 --> 00:13:34.526 align:center
even take me a second
to give up the post of GSHA.

00:13:35.016 --> 00:13:36.677 align:center
Learn a little honesty.

00:13:36.767 --> 00:13:39.618 align:center
Don't teach me honesty while
you are wearing a stolen jacket.

00:13:39.874 --> 00:13:42.593 align:center
And anyway, a man who
pretends to be Akansha

00:13:42.683 --> 00:13:44.862 align:center
to chat with Ankit
for his entertainment,

00:13:44.952 --> 00:13:46.757 align:center
I don't want a lecture
about honesty from him.

00:13:46.847 --> 00:13:48.895 align:center
You are talking about
such old incidents.

00:13:48.985 --> 00:13:50.715 align:center
Listen, you illiterate.

00:13:50.805 --> 00:13:54.652 align:center
Fucker, be grateful that you are
going to Delhi because we were friends.

00:13:55.101 --> 00:13:57.211 align:center
Otherwise, you would be
grazing cattle in your village.

00:13:57.301 --> 00:13:59.128 align:center
Rakhi is getting ice.

00:13:59.218 --> 00:14:00.705 align:center
Take it up your ass.

00:14:00.795 --> 00:14:02.795 align:center
-I will put it up yours, fucker.
-Shut up.

00:14:02.885 --> 00:14:04.904 align:center
Will I keep sitting here and tolerating?

00:14:04.994 --> 00:14:07.076 align:center
Don't let me see you in NCR.
I won't spare you.

00:14:07.166 --> 00:14:08.827 align:center
Don't fuck up the party, guys!

00:14:10.024 --> 00:14:11.200 align:center
Sit!

00:14:15.532 --> 00:14:17.359 align:center
How many days do
we have left in the hostel?

00:14:18.293 --> 00:14:20.487 align:center
You guys are fighting
over such foolish things!

00:14:23.864 --> 00:14:26.000 align:center
We'll party every day from
tomorrow and get drunk.

00:14:26.066 --> 00:14:28.105 align:center
No one will fight over such silly things
or else I'll screw your happiness.

00:14:28.874 --> 00:14:30.719 align:center
We barely have any time left here.

00:14:30.751 --> 00:14:32.395 align:center
Let's make some memories.
Let's spend good times together.

00:14:32.880 --> 00:14:34.721 align:center
This is what we'll remember
when we go back home.

00:14:34.811 --> 00:14:36.921 align:center
Will that work?
Will that work? Speak, fucker!

00:14:45.383 --> 00:14:46.621 align:center
Let's leave.

00:14:47.119 --> 00:14:48.621 align:center
-Why?
-We'll take a group photo.

00:14:48.925 --> 00:14:50.330 align:center
-What?
-What's going on?

00:14:51.055 --> 00:14:52.169 align:center
We'll take a photo. Get up.

00:14:54.286 --> 00:14:55.843 align:center
-Get up!
-Yes, we are.

00:14:55.933 --> 00:14:57.151 align:center
Let's go.

00:15:05.611 --> 00:15:07.728 align:center
-Ready. Let's go.
-Yes.

00:15:08.006 --> 00:15:10.417 align:center
-Come on, smile!
-I am telling you...

00:15:10.507 --> 00:15:12.168 align:center
Go and die there.

00:15:12.258 --> 00:15:13.559 align:center
Oh, come on.

00:15:13.649 --> 00:15:15.301 align:center
If you have a problem,
then you go and die.

00:15:15.391 --> 00:15:18.249 align:center
-Look into the camera.
-Oh, dude...

00:15:18.421 --> 00:15:19.549 align:center
-What are you doing?
-What's this?

00:15:19.736 --> 00:15:21.050 align:center
-Just like that.
-It's okay. We'll stand there.

00:15:21.100 --> 00:15:23.273 align:center
-Wait, the timer is set.
-No, I don't want to stand there.

00:15:23.403 --> 00:15:26.205 align:center
-Stop it. -Anyway, no one in this group
cares about me.

00:15:26.295 --> 00:15:28.592 align:center
Should we publicly apologize to you now?

00:15:28.682 --> 00:15:30.487 align:center
You better not say
anything at all, okay?

00:15:30.577 --> 00:15:32.535 align:center
-Shut up!
-Shut up!

00:15:32.625 --> 00:15:34.050 align:center
-It's done!
-What are you doing?

00:15:34.140 --> 00:15:35.745 align:center
It's done! You screwed it up!

00:15:35.818 --> 00:15:38.553 align:center
-We'll do it again.
-If you don't shut this guy up...

00:15:38.660 --> 00:15:41.467 align:center
-Shut up, fucker!
-I am not talking to you!

00:15:41.557 --> 00:15:43.593 align:center
Can't you see how he's behaving?

00:15:43.683 --> 00:15:45.896 align:center
-He is going on and on!
-One minute.

00:15:45.986 --> 00:15:47.827 align:center
-What is all this?
-Look at him.

00:15:47.917 --> 00:15:50.173 align:center
You know what, Chirag?

00:15:50.263 --> 00:15:52.185 align:center
This is the worst party.

00:15:52.275 --> 00:15:54.696 align:center
What are you doing?

00:15:56.136 --> 00:15:57.372 align:center
Guys.

00:16:01.005 --> 00:16:02.307 align:center
Guys?

00:16:02.982 --> 00:16:05.101 align:center
Go ahead and click your photo.

00:16:05.206 --> 00:16:07.288 align:center
I am working so hard.

00:16:07.363 --> 00:16:10.311 align:center
-Thank you at least.
-Thank you so much.

00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:12.266 align:center
-Thank you.
-Guys.

00:16:18.571 --> 00:16:19.939 align:center
I...

00:16:21.441 --> 00:16:22.851 align:center
I'm going home.

00:16:24.963 --> 00:16:26.326 align:center
What?

00:16:26.831 --> 00:16:28.397 align:center
I've got a mail from my company.

00:16:30.634 --> 00:16:32.232 align:center
They asked me to join them on the 20th.

00:16:32.718 --> 00:16:36.844 align:center
You still have four days, right?

00:16:38.618 --> 00:16:42.707 align:center
I told mom that I'll come home
before I go to the office.

00:16:44.601 --> 00:16:46.746 align:center
The bus journey will take
twenty hours so...

00:16:48.337 --> 00:16:49.539 align:center
I...

00:16:51.484 --> 00:16:53.214 align:center
I'll have to leave in the morning.

00:16:54.373 --> 00:16:56.792 align:center
I stole this ice from
another party, guys.

00:16:56.882 --> 00:16:58.983 align:center
Come on. Let's drink.

00:17:37.772 --> 00:17:40.012 align:center
Guys, I'll take a photo of you all.

00:18:29.335 --> 00:18:32.475 align:center
Ankit got emotional and
uploaded homosexual porn.

00:18:33.348 --> 00:18:34.948 align:center
That's your favourite, right?

00:18:35.294 --> 00:18:36.643 align:center
I was just joking.

00:18:37.629 --> 00:18:39.670 align:center
Take it. It's just here.

00:18:39.760 --> 00:18:41.097 align:center
Keep it there.

00:18:43.395 --> 00:18:46.000 align:center
-Have you packed everything?
-Yes, most of the stuff.

00:18:46.090 --> 00:18:48.054 align:center
Say bye quickly.

00:18:53.739 --> 00:18:55.685 align:center
The first bird is flying off.

00:18:56.939 --> 00:18:58.561 align:center
The mood is serious.

00:19:00.117 --> 00:19:02.052 align:center
Because they are getting
separated and saying farewell.

00:19:02.647 --> 00:19:06.064 align:center
And with that, the rest of
the birds are also realizing

00:19:06.916 --> 00:19:10.416 align:center
that they too will have
to fly off anytime now.

00:19:12.213 --> 00:19:15.402 align:center
Now, where will the first bird
fly off to?

00:19:15.877 --> 00:19:18.548 align:center
To which part of the country
will it migrate?

00:19:19.169 --> 00:19:20.942 align:center
What new friends it will make there?

00:19:21.709 --> 00:19:23.784 align:center
When will it make its own nest?

00:19:25.179 --> 00:19:27.816 align:center
The anxiety of all these
questions has begun.

00:19:32.021 --> 00:19:35.654 align:center
And it's time for this first bird

00:19:36.270 --> 00:19:39.848 align:center
to bid the last farewell
to all the other birds.

00:19:43.513 --> 00:19:45.611 align:center
I want you to improve your choices.

00:19:47.460 --> 00:19:48.855 align:center
Goodbye.

00:19:49.591 --> 00:19:51.493 align:center
Akku. Ankit.

00:19:51.583 --> 00:19:53.666 align:center
-Shall we go? Otherwise, your mom
will scold you. -Yes, yes.

00:19:53.795 --> 00:19:55.381 align:center
-We should leave.
-I'll get the bike.

00:19:55.432 --> 00:19:57.493 align:center
-Yes. Okay.
-I will come in two minutes.

00:20:05.947 --> 00:20:07.450 align:center
Akku.

00:20:08.422 --> 00:20:10.022 align:center
Why are you crying?

00:20:10.854 --> 00:20:12.433 align:center
You're the best.

00:20:27.948 --> 00:20:29.721 align:center
Hey, dude, let's go.

00:20:30.392 --> 00:20:31.912 align:center
The auto guy has started the meter.

00:20:32.031 --> 00:20:34.781 align:center
Your meagre salary won't
be able to pay the bill.

00:20:35.634 --> 00:20:36.780 align:center
Come on.

00:20:43.649 --> 00:20:45.828 align:center
Bro, four people
can't fit into this auto.

00:20:45.910 --> 00:20:48.233 align:center
You guys leave in the auto.
We'll come on the bike.

00:20:48.331 --> 00:20:49.839 align:center
-We'll manage it.
-You have luggage too. Go on.

00:20:49.929 --> 00:20:51.699 align:center
-It's fine.
-Chirag.

00:20:51.990 --> 00:20:53.304 align:center
-Okay, bye. Bye, Akku.
-Bye.

00:20:56.210 --> 00:20:57.469 align:center
Let's go.

00:20:57.669 --> 00:20:58.882 align:center
Bye.

00:21:39.599 --> 00:21:41.396 align:center
Have you kept all your luggage?

00:21:44.147 --> 00:21:45.660 align:center
What's wrong?

00:21:55.714 --> 00:21:57.595 align:center
Are you okay?

00:22:01.054 --> 00:22:03.855 align:center
Come on, get up. Get up.

00:22:04.222 --> 00:22:06.395 align:center
It's a 24 journey. You won't be
able to make it. Let's go to the hostel.

00:22:06.644 --> 00:22:10.222 align:center
Don't worry about your family. I'll
talk to them. Let me get your luggage.

00:22:20.319 --> 00:22:21.432 align:center
I'll do it.

00:22:24.070 --> 00:22:25.637 align:center
I'll do everything in life.

00:22:26.936 --> 00:22:30.871 align:center
I stayed with you fuckers
for four years. I can do it.

00:22:39.047 --> 00:22:40.449 align:center
What happened?

00:22:41.953 --> 00:22:46.345 align:center
I am thinking I'll go and tell people
that my roommate's name was Jhantoo.

00:22:47.728 --> 00:22:49.561 align:center
No one will believe me.

00:22:49.651 --> 00:22:54.819 align:center
-Don't tell them. -I will tell everyone.
I'll tell them everything.

00:22:55.292 --> 00:22:57.386 align:center
Don't tell them everything, fucker.

00:23:01.251 --> 00:23:03.634 align:center
-Here you go, forgetful guy.
-Thank you.

00:23:03.724 --> 00:23:06.616 align:center
-Is it time?
-Yes, another five minutes.

00:23:06.706 --> 00:23:09.399 align:center
-Here.
-What? What is this for?

00:23:09.489 --> 00:23:11.764 align:center
-For this water.
-Are you crazy, bro?

00:23:11.854 --> 00:23:13.750 align:center
I can't take any more money from you.

00:23:14.197 --> 00:23:18.467 align:center
And, yes, whatever is pending, I'll
return it as soon as my salary comes.

00:23:18.542 --> 00:23:20.980 align:center
By the end of next month.

00:23:33.697 --> 00:23:36.765 align:center
And don't disappear. Stay in touch.

00:23:37.873 --> 00:23:40.062 align:center
I will come and meet you. Okay?

00:23:45.818 --> 00:23:48.831 align:center
Go on.
Otherwise, we won't let you leave.

00:23:55.021 --> 00:23:56.450 align:center
Bye.

00:24:35.857 --> 00:24:37.965 align:center
Hey, Jhantoo, where are you going?

00:24:38.055 --> 00:24:39.552 align:center
Auto.

00:24:39.791 --> 00:24:43.194 align:center
It's three of us.

00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:46.959 align:center
Come.

00:24:59.896 --> 00:25:01.099 align:center
Shall we go?

00:25:10.031 --> 00:25:12.691 align:center
Wait, AK-47. Listen to me.

00:25:12.908 --> 00:25:15.405 align:center
How can I impose a fine on him
like this?

00:25:16.097 --> 00:25:18.623 align:center
No, the washroom is common, right?

00:25:18.990 --> 00:25:20.879 align:center
Yes, so, how can I fine Jhantoo?

00:25:22.568 --> 00:25:25.309 align:center
How many hands do you have? You are
sending me pictures on WhatsApp again?

00:25:25.399 --> 00:25:28.851 align:center
No, no, Teja, look, I am blocking
you on WhatsApp. Don't call me.

00:25:30.754 --> 00:25:33.716 align:center
-Sir.
-Yes? Oh, the no-due form.

00:25:34.224 --> 00:25:35.932 align:center
-Is it fine, sir? Thank you.
-Yes, go on.

00:25:36.092 --> 00:25:38.147 align:center
Yes, sir, I have returned
all the books to the library.

00:25:38.436 --> 00:25:40.097 align:center
-Yes, all four.
-Teja.

00:25:40.699 --> 00:25:42.298 align:center
What are you doing?

00:25:43.173 --> 00:25:46.450 align:center
You don't know. Last time my
luggage got behind at the airport.

00:25:46.540 --> 00:25:48.872 align:center
Do you know how many
people have pink trolleys?

00:25:49.096 --> 00:25:52.458 align:center
Not this. Why are you complaining
to the warden about Jaat and Jhantoo?

00:25:52.557 --> 00:25:54.157 align:center
-Go away.
-You did it.

00:25:54.247 --> 00:25:56.008 align:center
You did it. Show me.

00:25:56.098 --> 00:25:57.426 align:center
Show me.

00:25:57.695 --> 00:26:01.034 align:center
There, you are still talking.
Why are you doing this?

00:26:01.337 --> 00:26:03.577 align:center
Why are you like this, Teja? Tell me.

00:26:04.018 --> 00:26:05.894 align:center
Can't you be a good human being?

00:26:05.984 --> 00:26:08.273 align:center
You have all the qualities
of being a good human.

00:26:08.363 --> 00:26:11.559 align:center
But you always trouble
everyone in the hostel. Why?

00:26:13.287 --> 00:26:15.855 align:center
Because I am jealous. Jealous of you.

00:26:15.938 --> 00:26:17.906 align:center
Okay? This is what you
wanted to hear, right?

00:26:18.590 --> 00:26:22.015 align:center
Jealous of me? Why? What did I do?

00:26:22.707 --> 00:26:24.877 align:center
What do you think? You are such a stud?

00:26:25.622 --> 00:26:27.135 align:center
But you are nothing.

00:26:27.351 --> 00:26:29.418 align:center
But you still end up
getting the best of things.

00:26:29.816 --> 00:26:32.229 align:center
Because unfortunately,
you have the best of friends.

00:26:33.430 --> 00:26:36.206 align:center
Because if you cry,
Jaat is there to console you.

00:26:36.552 --> 00:26:38.853 align:center
If you laugh, Jhantoo is
there to make you laugh more.

00:26:39.070 --> 00:26:42.071 align:center
If you ever get in trouble, the whole
group becomes one to fight for you.

00:26:42.987 --> 00:26:46.455 align:center
Your best friend took a beating for you.
Goddamn it. Do you even realize that?

00:26:46.879 --> 00:26:49.776 align:center
Because Chirag is everybody's favourite.

00:26:50.538 --> 00:26:51.801 align:center
What about me?

00:26:57.769 --> 00:27:01.609 align:center
Teja, you got the best
placement in the hostel.

00:27:01.981 --> 00:27:03.832 align:center
You even got the PPO, right?

00:27:03.922 --> 00:27:07.326 align:center
And I even threw a mutton party
for everyone in the hostel for that.

00:27:07.870 --> 00:27:10.984 align:center
But, look, even today, my bags are
packed, I am about to leave the hostel.

00:27:11.797 --> 00:27:13.613 align:center
But no one came to say bye.

00:27:22.037 --> 00:27:23.680 align:center
-Teja, dude, please.
-No.

00:27:23.779 --> 00:27:25.609 align:center
Stop getting emotional, okay?

00:27:29.700 --> 00:27:31.946 align:center
Nerds like you and me
can only become heroes

00:27:32.025 --> 00:27:33.869 align:center
when backed by villains
like Jaat and Jhantoo.

00:27:34.094 --> 00:27:35.183 align:center
Period.

00:27:37.207 --> 00:27:38.807 align:center
Now, just leave me alone.

00:27:53.449 --> 00:27:54.850 align:center
Teja.

00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:00.306 align:center
Bye, friend.

00:28:01.094 --> 00:28:02.290 align:center
Stop being gay, okay?

00:28:08.334 --> 00:28:09.648 align:center
Keep in touch.

00:28:21.583 --> 00:28:23.251 align:center
So, finally, the day is here.

00:28:24.697 --> 00:28:27.698 align:center
Listen. Shall we grab a last smoke
before leaving?

00:28:29.825 --> 00:28:31.529 align:center
Come, let's do it.

00:28:31.753 --> 00:28:34.653 align:center
But it won't be the last one.
I am coming to Bangalore to meet you.

00:28:34.881 --> 00:28:36.846 align:center
Bye, Jaat. Thanks, Akku.

00:28:41.442 --> 00:28:43.388 align:center
Where are these guys?

00:28:43.478 --> 00:28:45.896 align:center
If I miss this bus too,
mom will unnecessarily scold me.

00:28:46.284 --> 00:28:48.101 align:center
She is already going to get a shock.

00:28:49.236 --> 00:28:51.484 align:center
Does Pechkas
Uncle make firecrackers?

00:28:52.885 --> 00:28:54.106 align:center
I haven't yet told
them that I am starting

00:28:54.178 --> 00:28:55.567 align:center
a startup instead of taking a job.

00:28:56.284 --> 00:28:59.743 align:center
I am feeling weird. I have never
hidden anything from them until now.

00:28:59.848 --> 00:29:01.257 align:center
When did we hide it?

00:29:01.334 --> 00:29:03.976 align:center
I mean they will find out eventually.

00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:08.086 align:center
Instead of them finding out from someone
else eventually, we should tell them.

00:29:08.176 --> 00:29:10.751 align:center
Imagine how bad they will feel
when someone else tells them.

00:29:10.841 --> 00:29:13.000 align:center
-Yes.
-I am thinking that if

00:29:13.227 --> 00:29:16.914 align:center
I want to quit my job and follow
my passion, I'll join your startup.

00:29:17.401 --> 00:29:19.509 align:center
You will make me a stockholder, right?

00:29:20.019 --> 00:29:21.237 align:center
Stakeholder.

00:29:21.417 --> 00:29:23.138 align:center
-Yes, that.
-And, no.

00:29:23.228 --> 00:29:25.568 align:center
Have you seen your CG?
I am not a mass recruiter.

00:29:26.467 --> 00:29:29.390 align:center
Anyway, the further I stay away from
you guys, the better it will be for me.

00:29:33.683 --> 00:29:35.107 align:center
Hi.

00:29:35.774 --> 00:29:37.235 align:center
You are here.

00:29:41.783 --> 00:29:44.468 align:center
-Just one bag?
-No, no. He has the other one.

00:29:51.879 --> 00:29:55.283 align:center
Guys, we wanted to tell you something.

00:29:55.369 --> 00:29:56.680 align:center
-Chirag.
-What?

00:29:56.770 --> 00:29:58.834 align:center
-Do it later.
-What is this, Nabo?

00:29:58.924 --> 00:30:01.108 align:center
Please let me tell them.
I can't wait any longer.

00:30:01.198 --> 00:30:03.210 align:center
-Guys, please, no more secrets.
-Jhantoo.

00:30:03.300 --> 00:30:06.090 align:center
-I am done. I'll call the cab.
-Wait a moment.

00:30:07.197 --> 00:30:09.048 align:center
Check your phone once.

00:30:09.547 --> 00:30:10.547 align:center
-Why?
-Take a look.

00:30:10.587 --> 00:30:11.867 align:center
-What is it?
-Do it.

00:30:11.957 --> 00:30:13.847 align:center
Oh, okay. Check it.

00:30:22.451 --> 00:30:24.748 align:center
Help for Akansha screwdriver.

00:30:24.838 --> 00:30:27.932 align:center
For all those who need a push.
I suggested that tagline.

00:30:28.022 --> 00:30:29.349 align:center
And I suggested that name.

00:30:29.439 --> 00:30:32.848 align:center
Basically, ever since you rejected
your job, we were all working on this.

00:30:32.938 --> 00:30:34.484 align:center
Yes.

00:30:34.574 --> 00:30:36.838 align:center
All of us who got jobs because of you.
Basically, everyone.

00:30:37.358 --> 00:30:38.841 align:center
Wanted to contribute.

00:30:39.144 --> 00:30:40.928 align:center
Yes. I made the website.

00:30:41.018 --> 00:30:44.863 align:center
Nabo designed and marketed it. And
Ankit helped upload it on the server.

00:30:44.953 --> 00:30:49.025 align:center
And of course, Jaat and Jhantoo
told everyone on the campus about it.

00:30:54.734 --> 00:30:57.653 align:center
That is why except for you guys,
the entire campus is thanking me?

00:30:57.912 --> 00:31:01.372 align:center
I forbade them to do it.
They ruined the entire surprise.

00:31:05.372 --> 00:31:06.712 align:center
How is it?

00:31:10.292 --> 00:31:11.685 align:center
Thank you.

00:31:18.756 --> 00:31:20.248 align:center
All the best.

00:31:20.939 --> 00:31:22.517 align:center
Are you happy?

00:31:24.561 --> 00:31:26.072 align:center
Take care of yourself.

00:31:31.253 --> 00:31:32.853 align:center
-I should leave.
-Yes.

00:31:34.495 --> 00:31:35.966 align:center
Happy moment.

00:31:38.257 --> 00:31:43.242 align:center
So, guys, by the way, we
wanted to tell you something.

00:31:43.332 --> 00:31:45.952 align:center
-We kept it a secret for a long time.
-Yes.

00:31:46.713 --> 00:31:48.673 align:center
But we can't hide it any longer.
We are feeling very guilty.

00:31:48.763 --> 00:31:51.387 align:center
Look, it's possible
that you guys may even

00:31:51.573 --> 00:31:53.592 align:center
stop talking to us after hearing this.

00:31:53.682 --> 00:31:56.822 align:center
-I have already blocked you guys.
-Chirag.

00:31:57.111 --> 00:32:02.321 align:center
Yes, I mean we were trying
to tell you for a long time.

00:32:02.411 --> 00:32:04.124 align:center
And we tried many times but...

00:32:04.214 --> 00:32:06.997 align:center
Why are you making such a big deal?
You guys have sex, right?

00:32:07.386 --> 00:32:08.943 align:center
What?

00:32:09.373 --> 00:32:11.008 align:center
-Okay.
-You guys have sex, that's it, right?

00:32:11.090 --> 00:32:13.379 align:center
-No.
-Yes.

00:32:14.444 --> 00:32:17.108 align:center
-How do you know?
-The entire hostel knows, bro.

00:32:17.198 --> 00:32:19.875 align:center
You two are the only ones who
are being lustful in the hostel.

00:32:19.965 --> 00:32:21.507 align:center
Even you know, Jaat?

00:32:21.597 --> 00:32:24.036 align:center
You made such a build-up.
I thought the website is fake.

00:32:24.417 --> 00:32:26.259 align:center
Yes, I...

00:32:26.349 --> 00:32:28.378 align:center
But why didn't you guys say anything?

00:32:28.468 --> 00:32:31.888 align:center
Look, bro, after living in the hostel
for eight years, I have learnt that

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:33.638 align:center
you shouldn't ruin sex for people.

00:32:33.787 --> 00:32:35.520 align:center
And we are not the first
year students who will

00:32:35.652 --> 00:32:37.680 align:center
hold grudges against you
because you got the girl.

00:32:37.770 --> 00:32:39.621 align:center
-Yes.
-We are fourth-year guys.

00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:42.726 align:center
We are graduates, employed,
mature people, bro.

00:32:43.297 --> 00:32:46.497 align:center
And you are taking both,
a job and a girl from the hostel.

00:32:46.790 --> 00:32:48.425 align:center
You are the real stud.

00:32:48.866 --> 00:32:51.123 align:center
-Respect.
-Respect.

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Oh, come here, dude. Come here.

00:32:59.984 --> 00:33:01.843 align:center
Come.

00:33:09.392 --> 00:33:10.933 align:center
Did you ever imagine?

00:33:11.451 --> 00:33:14.780 align:center
That these fuckers will become
our best friends in our hostel life?

00:33:16.043 --> 00:33:20.522 align:center
You two are the best
villains in the world. Best.

00:33:20.612 --> 00:33:22.209 align:center
Best villains?

00:33:22.399 --> 00:33:24.803 align:center
Guys, us too.

00:34:00.439 --> 00:34:04.452 align:center
Chirag, what are you thinking about?

00:34:05.217 --> 00:34:07.386 align:center
I am thinking about what would have

00:34:07.451 --> 00:34:09.475 align:center
happened if I hadn't
come to this hostel.

00:34:59.461 --> 00:35:01.306 align:center
Dad is throwing a dinner
party in the village because

00:35:02.365 --> 00:35:05.177 align:center
I am the first guy to become
an engineer in our area.

00:35:06.758 --> 00:35:09.826 align:center
Prinjal Dahiya is also
invited as a chief guest.

00:35:11.077 --> 00:35:14.442 align:center
She will dance too.
I will forward you the videos.

00:35:15.563 --> 00:35:18.214 align:center
I am going now.
I need to leave early in the morning.

00:35:18.437 --> 00:35:20.644 align:center
That's cool, bro. Listen,
I was saying that...

00:35:20.734 --> 00:35:22.404 align:center
I know.

00:35:23.027 --> 00:35:25.889 align:center
That our friendship is not
the RRR friendship anymore.

00:35:26.160 --> 00:35:27.973 align:center
It is the HHH friendship now.

00:35:28.533 --> 00:35:34.574 align:center
But I will pray to God that He should
give you peace, joy and someday sex too.

00:35:34.724 --> 00:35:38.177 align:center
-Listen to me at least, bro.
-Bro, don't make me say it.

00:35:38.809 --> 00:35:41.939 align:center
I have made a mistake and
I am the one who will repent.

00:35:42.744 --> 00:35:44.992 align:center
I have spoken to the training head.

00:35:45.373 --> 00:35:49.576 align:center
He said that I can change
the location after three months.

00:35:50.173 --> 00:35:52.128 align:center
I will make all efforts to come to Pune.

00:35:52.218 --> 00:35:56.358 align:center
There is no need. Because now you will
not have one but two fathers in Delhi.

00:35:57.870 --> 00:35:59.937 align:center
I got my location changed.

00:36:01.114 --> 00:36:02.619 align:center
I am coming to Delhi, you fucker.

00:36:03.742 --> 00:36:06.527 align:center
This company is so average
that they are everywhere.

00:36:06.879 --> 00:36:08.993 align:center
They said just work,
doesn't matter where you are.

00:36:09.433 --> 00:36:14.440 align:center
So, now,
we will both piss fire in Delhi.

00:36:15.488 --> 00:36:19.370 align:center
-That's awesome. -Go visit your village
and I'll meet you in Delhi after that.

00:36:19.532 --> 00:36:22.085 align:center
Bro, we will sit and make
plans the entire night now.

00:36:22.408 --> 00:36:24.897 align:center
Yes, bro. And when we say Delhi,
we will stay in Delhi.

00:36:24.956 --> 00:36:27.132 align:center
-We won't go to NCR.
-It is out of the question.

00:36:27.222 --> 00:36:30.447 align:center
And I am telling you, we won't
use the metro. It's really crowded.

00:36:30.537 --> 00:36:32.591 align:center
We will buy a second-hand
CNG car that gives

00:36:32.657 --> 00:36:34.753 align:center
an average of 45 and we will
drive around all day in it.

00:36:34.843 --> 00:36:36.888 align:center
We won't go to Sudaama's for tea.

00:36:36.978 --> 00:36:40.010 align:center
A man sells tea in a street in
Kamla Nagar market behind that.

00:36:40.100 --> 00:36:42.247 align:center
Even today he gives such
delicious tea for rupees nine.

00:36:42.312 --> 00:36:44.213 align:center
We'll drink that early in the morning.

00:36:44.303 --> 00:36:46.687 align:center
After that, I will take you
to Laxmi Nagar for lunch.

00:36:46.777 --> 00:36:49.700 align:center
And water balls of various varieties
are available in Model Town.

00:36:49.790 --> 00:36:51.930 align:center
-That Sardar guy...
-He is rude.

00:36:52.020 --> 00:36:54.051 align:center
-The one with kulchas.
-I know. I have seen the food vlog.

00:36:54.141 --> 00:36:56.944 align:center
He gives unlimited chole kulche
but he behaves rudely.

00:36:57.767 --> 00:36:59.659 align:center
His father booked him a flight.

00:36:59.749 --> 00:37:01.754 align:center
-Really?
-That too economy class, dude.

00:37:01.835 --> 00:37:04.502 align:center
Oh, that is why you peed before leaving.

00:37:04.740 --> 00:37:06.646 align:center
Please go and drop our boy.

00:37:14.227 --> 00:37:17.781 align:center
Don't make that sad face.
I'll see you there in a week.

00:37:21.943 --> 00:37:24.185 align:center
Hug properly, silly. What are you doing?

00:37:30.434 --> 00:37:31.980 align:center
Call me once you reach, okay?

00:37:32.070 --> 00:37:33.376 align:center
Okay.

00:37:39.930 --> 00:37:41.219 align:center
Go.

00:37:43.898 --> 00:37:46.244 align:center
I feel incomplete, brother.

00:37:47.141 --> 00:37:48.517 align:center
Think.

00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:52.520 align:center
If you want to do something
in this hostel for the last time.

00:39:16.300 --> 00:39:21.456 align:center
Hostel-2 guys, update your
documents and family details today.

00:39:21.623 --> 00:39:24.779 align:center
Your father's name is
Rupesh Bhati aka Jaat.

00:39:24.970 --> 00:39:28.740 align:center
Your stepfather's name is
Jatin Kishore aka Jhantoo.

00:39:28.830 --> 00:39:32.312 align:center
Your uncle's name is
Ankit Pandey aka Dopa.

00:39:32.554 --> 00:39:35.642 align:center
And your other uncle's
name is Chirag Bansal.

00:39:35.944 --> 00:39:40.096 align:center
And write the younger uncle's name,
Rakshit Rakshabandhan Gupta.

00:39:40.186 --> 00:39:41.627 align:center
Aka Rakhi.

00:39:41.717 --> 00:39:45.535 align:center
Your aunt's name should be
written as Nabomita Bhardwaj.

00:39:45.625 --> 00:39:49.254 align:center
And other aunt's name should be
written as Akansha Pechkas Thakur.

00:39:49.344 --> 00:39:53.742 align:center
All these names of your relatives will
come in handy throughout your lives.

00:40:12.034 --> 00:40:13.496 align:center
Rakhi!

00:40:26.434 --> 00:40:27.850 align:center
That fucker.

00:41:11.574 --> 00:41:13.163 align:center
Rakhi!

00:43:05.553 --> 00:43:09.061 align:center
Take off your t-shirt!

00:43:36.481 --> 00:43:40.809 align:center
Look, don't ever call
me for any favours.

00:43:42.336 --> 00:43:46.309 align:center
If you need anything in life,
snatch it. Don't ask for it.

00:45:09.068 --> 00:45:11.532 align:center
What is it? You already started asking?

00:45:11.605 --> 00:45:15.429 align:center
Wait, Jhantoo. I need to show you
something. You won't believe this. Look.

00:45:15.536 --> 00:45:17.922 align:center
Uncle, I've been standing for so long.
Give me a delicious Jhantoo tea.

00:45:18.012 --> 00:45:19.755 align:center
And a dozen of my friends
are coming. Make some more.

00:45:19.845 --> 00:45:21.456 align:center
-What are you drinking, bro?
-Jhantoo tea.

00:45:21.546 --> 00:45:24.256 align:center
Jhantoo bro, you remember me?
I am having delicious Jhantoo tea.

00:45:25.260 --> 00:45:26.396 align:center
What are you drinking, dude?

00:45:26.486 --> 00:45:29.693 align:center
What are you talking about, bro?
The special Jhantoo tea.

00:45:29.783 --> 00:45:32.147 align:center
Bro, people have written
poems about your tea.

00:45:32.237 --> 00:45:35.011 align:center
I'll show you more.
Meet him. Uncle, look who it is.

00:45:35.692 --> 00:45:38.081 align:center
Jhantoo bro, you screwed me
before leaving.

00:45:38.171 --> 00:45:41.758 align:center
I had to hire a guy
just to grind your herbs.

00:45:41.848 --> 00:45:44.677 align:center
Your tea is amazing.

00:45:45.184 --> 00:45:46.644 align:center
Everyone wants Jhantoo tea.

00:45:46.720 --> 00:45:49.387 align:center
Jhantoo bro, I'll show you a
special thing. You won't believe it.

00:45:59.102 --> 00:46:01.034 align:center
No one will forget you, Jhantoo.

00:46:01.596 --> 00:46:03.239 align:center
You are immortal in the hostel.

00:46:08.147 --> 00:46:09.360 align:center
Where are you bro?

00:46:10.314 --> 00:46:11.267 align:center
Bro where are you?

00:46:11.634 --> 00:46:12.674 align:center
Switch on the camera.

00:46:37.527 --> 00:46:42.391 align:center
When the last bird of the hostel
hesitates to leave because of fear,

00:46:43.044 --> 00:46:45.198 align:center
its mother pushes it out.

00:46:46.260 --> 00:46:48.605 align:center
Because the mother
knows that it will not fall.

00:46:48.812 --> 00:46:52.660 align:center
But it will learn to fly
in that panic and survive.

00:46:54.451 --> 00:46:57.685 align:center
The fitness that they talk about
in the survival of the fittest,

00:46:58.706 --> 00:47:00.194 align:center
this hostel provides that.

00:47:01.985 --> 00:47:06.906 align:center
Maybe Darwin stayed right here
in H2 or H3.

00:47:08.307 --> 00:47:11.118 align:center
Because the hostel life may or
may not teach you anything else.

00:47:11.654 --> 00:47:14.007 align:center
But it does teach you
how to survive in life.

00:47:27.416 --> 00:47:29.431 align:center
Is that enough or do I need to say more?

00:47:29.521 --> 00:47:32.285 align:center
-Cut.
-Cut!

00:47:33.340 --> 00:47:34.689 align:center
-It's done, right?
-Amazing.

00:47:36.365 --> 00:47:38.482 align:center
-How was it?
-Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.

00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:40.545 align:center
Good. It will work.

00:47:40.945 --> 00:47:43.442 align:center
-When will it release?
-Sir, it will release soon.

00:47:43.647 --> 00:47:47.322 align:center
Sir, this is a college project.
If it gets accepted, we'll release it.

00:47:47.412 --> 00:47:48.717 align:center
Won't it be telecast on TV?

00:47:48.807 --> 00:47:50.468 align:center
Sir, you can put it on
the pen drive and watch.

00:47:50.655 --> 00:47:52.946 align:center
Sir, you did really well.

00:47:53.043 --> 00:47:54.932 align:center
Thank you. Watching this on
the big screen would be fun.

00:47:55.022 --> 00:47:56.499 align:center
Let's have tea sometime.

00:47:56.589 --> 00:47:58.099 align:center
-Okay, sir.
-Sir.

00:48:01.343 --> 00:48:03.169 align:center
-Let's copy it.
-Come.

00:48:05.689 --> 00:48:08.845 align:center
Is this much material enough for
the project or do we need more?

00:48:09.472 --> 00:48:12.943 align:center
We've shot so much for so many days.
How much more will we shoot?

00:48:15.602 --> 00:48:17.515 align:center
What do you want to name the thesis?

00:48:34.152 --> 00:48:35.450 align:center
Awesome.

00:48:36.488 --> 00:48:38.222 align:center
Did you misspell days?

00:48:39.579 --> 00:48:41.860 align:center
Oh, forget it.
As if we are good at English.
more will we shoot?

