WEBVTT 00:00:19.391 --> 00:00:21.043 align:center Akanksha Thakur. 00:00:22.767 --> 00:00:25.598 align:center I hear everyone is very impressed with your background. 00:00:28.299 --> 00:00:30.868 align:center So, tell me. What are your expectations from us? 00:00:32.624 --> 00:00:36.013 align:center Ma'am, my experience and knowledge can benefit you and your projects. 00:00:36.103 --> 00:00:40.550 align:center I can challenge and prepare myself for team management roles when required. 00:00:41.018 --> 00:00:43.349 align:center So, speaking about experience, 00:00:43.874 --> 00:00:47.871 align:center you were appointed as the placement coordinator for the B.Tech batch. 00:00:48.096 --> 00:00:50.673 align:center Where you must have lead a team of individuals, right? 00:00:50.763 --> 00:00:52.199 align:center Yes, ma'am. 00:00:52.289 --> 00:00:53.323 align:center That's nice. 00:00:53.413 --> 00:00:56.023 align:center So, tell me, how was your overall experience? 00:00:56.358 --> 00:00:59.157 align:center And what was it like to lead a team? 00:01:03.317 --> 00:01:05.204 align:center Are you absolutely sure about this? 00:01:05.454 --> 00:01:08.611 align:center Work experience matters equally for MBA as well. You know that, don't you? 00:01:11.450 --> 00:01:14.584 align:center Yes, I know, Akku. But let's face it. 00:01:14.674 --> 00:01:16.645 align:center I suck at engineering. 00:01:17.934 --> 00:01:21.250 align:center Studying overnight for exams and getting a degree is no biggie. 00:01:22.161 --> 00:01:23.958 align:center But I won't become an engineer. 00:01:27.511 --> 00:01:30.244 align:center Hey, are you okay? 00:01:32.387 --> 00:01:35.670 align:center I don't think I'll be okay until everybody gets placed. 00:01:36.425 --> 00:01:39.085 align:center 50% of our batch is yet to get placed. 00:01:39.168 --> 00:01:41.983 align:center 3 out of 6 people in our group itself aren't placed. 00:01:43.442 --> 00:01:45.470 align:center Akku, you're doing everything you can. 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:46.635 align:center Am I? 00:01:47.686 --> 00:01:51.585 align:center If I really was, then Jaat and Jhantoo would be placed by now. 00:01:53.742 --> 00:01:56.566 align:center Even Chirag refused to appear for the HR round. 00:01:56.977 --> 00:01:59.857 align:center -I don't know what's happening. -My dear, you can't do it all. 00:02:00.702 --> 00:02:05.594 align:center Wait a minute! What do you mean by Chirag isn't giving the HR round? 00:02:06.415 --> 00:02:11.084 align:center Because Chirag is now going to appear for exams in November. 00:02:11.387 --> 00:02:14.678 align:center -But the exams are late this year. So, why November? -Exactly. 00:02:14.768 --> 00:02:19.134 align:center Because the CAT exam is in November, my dear Akku. 00:02:19.774 --> 00:02:22.548 align:center Seriously. You're a little dumb to be on the placement team. 00:02:22.827 --> 00:02:25.289 align:center Never mind. You can't be a Wonder Woman. 00:02:27.556 --> 00:02:28.834 align:center You're right. 00:02:30.738 --> 00:02:32.544 align:center -See you later. -Akku! 00:02:32.634 --> 00:02:34.153 align:center Hey, don't mind. 00:02:34.243 --> 00:02:36.377 align:center Roasting is the best form of comedy. 00:02:36.467 --> 00:02:38.544 align:center When Jhantoo roasts me, everybody enjoys it so much. 00:02:38.634 --> 00:02:40.653 align:center Now that I did it, what's the big deal? 00:02:40.736 --> 00:02:43.076 align:center -Have you lost it, Chirag? -Oh! Of course. 00:02:43.173 --> 00:02:46.612 align:center Sorry. I knew you'd react this way. So, see this. 00:02:46.916 --> 00:02:48.114 align:center -Here. -What? 00:02:48.984 --> 00:02:54.130 align:center This website is giving a discount on the CAT form if you sign up for it. 00:02:54.220 --> 00:02:56.969 align:center I've availed mine. You sign up as well. 00:02:57.059 --> 00:02:58.298 align:center Shall I do it for you? 00:02:58.741 --> 00:03:01.056 align:center -Job, Chirag! What about your job? -What about it? 00:03:01.958 --> 00:03:04.051 align:center Pixi Pilot's HR round is still left, isn't it? 00:03:05.002 --> 00:03:08.179 align:center Chirag, what are you doing? Two big companies are already vying for Teja. 00:03:08.269 --> 00:03:10.058 align:center And you're throwing away such a good package? 00:03:10.510 --> 00:03:14.556 align:center My dear, I can get a way better package after doing my MBA. 00:03:14.646 --> 00:03:16.216 align:center What's all the fuss about then? 00:03:18.939 --> 00:03:21.254 align:center Look here. Just think about it. 00:03:21.614 --> 00:03:25.619 align:center We'll take the CAT exam together. We'll go to the same college. 00:03:25.709 --> 00:03:27.860 align:center And then YouTube videos will be made on us. 00:03:28.114 --> 00:03:29.837 align:center My first love in college. 00:03:30.043 --> 00:03:32.809 align:center When best friends fall blindly in love 00:03:32.979 --> 00:03:35.390 align:center and a backbencher falls for a topper. 00:03:35.679 --> 00:03:37.821 align:center So on and so forth. 00:03:37.911 --> 00:03:39.167 align:center What? 00:03:40.513 --> 00:03:41.769 align:center No. 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:43.221 align:center What happened? 00:03:43.311 --> 00:03:46.187 align:center The last one was even trending at number 1. 00:03:48.547 --> 00:03:51.651 align:center If they've called you at 8 pm, then that's when you're supposed to report. 00:03:52.574 --> 00:03:55.439 align:center And why are you adjusting your sleep cycle as per the US time already? 00:03:56.292 --> 00:03:58.566 align:center Listen, you've not even got the job yet. 00:03:59.104 --> 00:04:01.082 align:center So, just report here in half an hour. 00:04:01.658 --> 00:04:02.694 align:center Listen. 00:04:02.871 --> 00:04:04.999 align:center Mandy, listen. Don't go for Goldtech. 00:04:05.089 --> 00:04:07.079 align:center Monsys is offering a better job role and package. 00:04:07.169 --> 00:04:09.255 align:center Their process begins the day after tomorrow. Okay? 00:04:10.048 --> 00:04:11.459 align:center Yes, I know. 00:04:11.805 --> 00:04:13.391 align:center Ankit, what are you doing here? 00:04:13.528 --> 00:04:14.995 align:center The Civil guys need to be in Hall B. 00:04:15.085 --> 00:04:18.195 align:center -Why don't you guys check your emails? -Prerna, I've already got through. 00:04:18.706 --> 00:04:20.378 align:center Oh! Congrats. 00:04:20.468 --> 00:04:23.199 align:center -Sorry. I am swamped with work. -It's okay. No problem. 00:04:23.913 --> 00:04:27.434 align:center The thing is, this morning I received an email with the salary breakup. 00:04:27.524 --> 00:04:28.866 align:center I'm listening. 00:04:29.077 --> 00:04:30.616 align:center This is not done, man. 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:34.248 align:center The in-hand salary is even lesser than the Tiramisu Akanksha used to pay for. 00:04:34.338 --> 00:04:36.576 align:center Then you should have wooed someone who eats ice cream. 00:04:38.562 --> 00:04:41.425 align:center Ankit, this is what the Civil students get offered. You know it, right? 00:04:41.515 --> 00:04:43.838 align:center I know that Civil students get a less package. 00:04:44.410 --> 00:04:46.236 align:center But this is as good as nothing. 00:04:46.933 --> 00:04:49.887 align:center But the companies do announce their packages beforehand, right? 00:04:50.029 --> 00:04:51.690 align:center Yes, they do. But this is... 00:04:51.780 --> 00:04:54.374 align:center You've got a job, man. Why can't you be happy for once? 00:04:54.751 --> 00:04:57.024 align:center -You owe me a party. -Can we talk to their HR once? 00:05:01.990 --> 00:05:04.688 align:center We've sowed two crops in our field this time. 00:05:05.704 --> 00:05:07.858 align:center The yields will fetch us a good profit. 00:05:09.294 --> 00:05:11.838 align:center How's your job preparation going on? 00:05:13.429 --> 00:05:14.816 align:center Any luck so far? 00:05:15.170 --> 00:05:16.952 align:center No, dad. Not yet. 00:05:17.994 --> 00:05:19.235 align:center But I'll get through. 00:05:19.740 --> 00:05:21.244 align:center What are you doing now? 00:05:22.986 --> 00:05:25.571 align:center What else? Studying, obviously. 00:05:25.596 --> 00:05:27.927 align:center Son, Are you okay? 00:05:29.743 --> 00:05:32.977 align:center Yes, dad. Nothing's wrong. I'm fine. 00:05:34.202 --> 00:05:36.483 align:center You're disturbing me now. 00:05:37.476 --> 00:05:39.077 align:center I need to go back to studying. 00:05:40.209 --> 00:05:41.931 align:center A square plus B square is equal to... 00:05:41.956 --> 00:05:44.111 align:center You've been learning this by rote since your 8th grade. 00:05:44.286 --> 00:05:46.241 align:center Don't take me for a fool. 00:05:46.266 --> 00:05:49.904 align:center Look, son. It's not too late. Pack your bags and come home. 00:05:49.929 --> 00:05:52.431 align:center Eventually, you'll have to go back to farming. 00:05:52.456 --> 00:05:57.538 align:center -You've studied enough. -He's got through! The fucker got it! 00:05:57.563 --> 00:05:58.941 align:center Hit him, guys! 00:05:59.581 --> 00:06:01.571 align:center Spank him! 00:06:01.661 --> 00:06:02.915 align:center You made it, man! 00:06:03.005 --> 00:06:04.774 align:center Hold on, guys! Wait! I need to call up home. 00:06:04.864 --> 00:06:06.065 align:center Let me call my dad. 00:06:06.670 --> 00:06:08.527 align:center Hello, dad. 00:06:08.617 --> 00:06:10.394 align:center Yes, dad. I made it. 00:06:10.484 --> 00:06:13.635 align:center The CTC is the same that I told you earlier, six lakhs. 00:06:13.725 --> 00:06:14.867 align:center -Okay, then, dad. -Look, son. 00:06:14.957 --> 00:06:17.750 align:center Not everyone is lucky enough to get a job. 00:06:18.901 --> 00:06:20.697 align:center Are you listening, Rupesh? 00:06:21.444 --> 00:06:22.831 align:center -Rupesh! -Yes. 00:06:22.921 --> 00:06:25.637 align:center Dad, I'll call you back later. 00:06:32.013 --> 00:06:33.680 align:center -Denva Agro? -No. 00:06:34.667 --> 00:06:37.027 align:center -Bhandari Organic Consultants? -No. 00:06:37.950 --> 00:06:40.989 align:center ISO Capital, UI Plastics microservices. 00:06:42.173 --> 00:06:43.927 align:center They didn't even allow me. 00:06:45.640 --> 00:06:46.871 align:center Thank you, Jhantoo. 00:06:48.923 --> 00:06:52.473 align:center What now? Did you have a word with Akanksha? 00:06:52.699 --> 00:06:55.561 align:center I can't go anywhere near her. 00:06:56.577 --> 00:06:58.434 align:center That girl has helped me a lot. 00:07:00.004 --> 00:07:01.923 align:center I can't even face her. 00:07:04.642 --> 00:07:09.700 align:center You know, Rakhi, not getting a job doesn't pinch so much as 00:07:10.429 --> 00:07:12.686 align:center the fact that I'm not even capable of getting one. 00:07:12.850 --> 00:07:14.479 align:center What are you saying, bro? 00:07:14.723 --> 00:07:17.893 align:center -Everyone loves and respects you. -Yes. I know it all. 00:07:17.983 --> 00:07:21.320 align:center I know about my awe in the hostel. But what good is all that? 00:07:22.295 --> 00:07:25.219 align:center What did I achieve cooped up here? 00:07:25.475 --> 00:07:27.937 align:center I'm desperate for a decent job. 00:07:28.809 --> 00:07:30.869 align:center GSHA, my foot! 00:07:35.509 --> 00:07:37.930 align:center Now I'll have to go and sell sarees at my dad's shop in Changua. 00:07:38.283 --> 00:07:41.399 align:center But I swear on you, brother. I won't fuck it up this time. 00:07:44.417 --> 00:07:46.931 align:center Can't even imagine you as a saree salesman. 00:07:48.357 --> 00:07:49.855 align:center But sounds great. I'll also join you. 00:07:49.945 --> 00:07:51.394 align:center Listen up. 00:07:52.051 --> 00:07:56.873 align:center You must leave this campus as the first engineer of Jhabua with a job in hand. 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:59.181 align:center You must become someone 00:08:00.648 --> 00:08:02.064 align:center who is not a loser. 00:08:05.183 --> 00:08:06.568 align:center Come on, go and study. 00:08:07.819 --> 00:08:09.871 align:center Go on. Go and study. 00:08:11.348 --> 00:08:12.887 align:center Just go, man. Please. 00:08:48.589 --> 00:08:50.793 align:center What was it like to lead a team? 00:08:53.069 --> 00:08:54.282 align:center It was tough. 00:08:55.510 --> 00:08:58.824 align:center There were times I had low confidence, self-doubt, 00:08:59.748 --> 00:09:01.979 align:center and lots of anxiety. 00:09:04.005 --> 00:09:05.565 align:center Could you please elaborate? 00:09:08.838 --> 00:09:10.510 align:center Take for example, video games. 00:09:11.793 --> 00:09:16.205 align:center One has to cross many hurdles to get from one point to the other. 00:09:17.046 --> 00:09:21.017 align:center And if one falters, then one has to start all over again. 00:09:21.807 --> 00:09:23.294 align:center Again and again. 00:09:24.464 --> 00:09:26.054 align:center It gets frustrating. 00:09:27.583 --> 00:09:29.686 align:center Our students were going through something similar. 00:09:31.399 --> 00:09:36.447 align:center No matter how hard they worked, the results were not as expected. 00:09:38.151 --> 00:09:40.849 align:center What are you saying? You got a package of 15 lakhs? Don't lie. 00:09:41.629 --> 00:09:43.497 align:center -Hey, Sunil Narain. -Hey! 00:09:43.587 --> 00:09:45.518 align:center When are you giving us the good news? 00:09:45.712 --> 00:09:48.707 align:center Soon, bro. But I heard you got through at Bailtech. 00:09:49.200 --> 00:09:50.452 align:center Pune chicks better watch out. 00:09:50.542 --> 00:09:51.949 align:center Come on, man! 00:09:52.045 --> 00:09:55.208 align:center -Even Bibhu got through at Pankh Infra. -I see. 00:09:55.292 --> 00:09:58.885 align:center All my roommates have got placed. I can't tell you how relaxed we are. 00:09:59.665 --> 00:10:01.071 align:center You'll also get through, bro. 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:03.081 align:center -Yes, I will. -Definitely. 00:10:03.171 --> 00:10:05.102 align:center I'll get placed somewhere or the other. 00:10:05.192 --> 00:10:07.811 align:center -Okay, then. Enjoy. Bye. -Alright. See you. 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:20.919 align:center Hello, brother. How are you? 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:24.972 align:center Just felt like talking. 00:10:27.387 --> 00:10:28.947 align:center I'm not getting through any. 00:10:30.690 --> 00:10:34.046 align:center I'm trying my best. But it's just not happening. 00:10:35.472 --> 00:10:37.985 align:center I clear the written exam but get eliminated in the GD. 00:10:38.724 --> 00:10:40.704 align:center And if I clear the GD, they reject me in the PI. 00:10:40.910 --> 00:10:42.346 align:center I mean... 00:10:43.362 --> 00:10:45.004 align:center I'm quite exhausted, brother. 00:10:45.456 --> 00:10:47.477 align:center No. I'm not crying. 00:10:48.370 --> 00:10:49.533 align:center Yes. 00:10:50.802 --> 00:10:52.772 align:center I'll try my level best. 00:10:53.431 --> 00:10:54.818 align:center There's one tomorrow as well. 00:10:55.348 --> 00:10:57.063 align:center Yes, an interview. 00:10:58.404 --> 00:11:01.374 align:center Okay, brother. Take care. 00:11:36.050 --> 00:11:39.138 align:center -All my friends got rejected. -Nabo. 00:11:39.517 --> 00:11:42.103 align:center Nabo, I know you're angry. I understand. 00:11:43.023 --> 00:11:44.442 align:center Good for you. 00:11:45.754 --> 00:11:48.896 align:center Even I think that taking the CAT won't be enough. 00:11:49.216 --> 00:11:50.960 align:center Thank God! 00:11:51.415 --> 00:11:54.410 align:center -You finally understood. -GMAT, XAT and MAT are also necessary. 00:11:54.618 --> 00:11:56.403 align:center -To be on the safer side. -What? 00:11:56.493 --> 00:12:00.219 align:center Yes. And why just Indian B-Schools? We must also try for B-Schools abroad. 00:12:00.309 --> 00:12:02.240 align:center And I'm more excited about GMAT. 00:12:02.330 --> 00:12:05.810 align:center In fact, I think we should study at a Business School in London. 00:12:05.900 --> 00:12:09.237 align:center So that the UK economy drops and India always stays ahead of it. 00:12:09.884 --> 00:12:13.054 align:center I've even found out the date of the application. We can fill it together. 00:12:13.402 --> 00:12:14.931 align:center -Chirag. -Yes. 00:12:15.136 --> 00:12:17.147 align:center We aren't doing anything together. 00:12:18.398 --> 00:12:19.926 align:center Why aren't you going for the HR round? 00:12:20.470 --> 00:12:22.799 align:center My dear, job at UG is so underrated. 00:12:23.014 --> 00:12:25.062 align:center With an MBA I'll get better opportunities. 00:12:25.152 --> 00:12:26.523 align:center -Is that so? -Yes. 00:12:26.613 --> 00:12:29.675 align:center -Now tell me the truth. -This is the truth. 00:12:30.290 --> 00:12:33.928 align:center Chirag, come on. Tell me. 00:12:43.040 --> 00:12:47.267 align:center Nabo, you know what's the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning? 00:12:48.837 --> 00:12:50.468 align:center Your WhatsApp text. 00:12:51.473 --> 00:12:54.775 align:center That says Chirag, you're the best with a heart emoji. 00:12:56.113 --> 00:13:01.089 align:center Then no matter who says what, I feel I will be the best because you said it. 00:13:03.151 --> 00:13:07.604 align:center And I don't want this special feeling to go away. 00:13:08.815 --> 00:13:11.769 align:center So, let's be together. Please. 00:13:12.724 --> 00:13:15.966 align:center A long-distance relationship has a success rate of 51%. 00:13:16.056 --> 00:13:18.767 align:center But I don't even want to let go of the 49% chance. 00:13:20.952 --> 00:13:24.020 align:center And an MBA is not a step backwards for me. 00:13:24.110 --> 00:13:26.082 align:center It will only enhance my CV. 00:13:27.097 --> 00:13:29.991 align:center Let's be together. Let's take a job in the same company. 00:13:30.081 --> 00:13:34.156 align:center And then we won't need to do the boss and secretary role play. 00:13:34.246 --> 00:13:36.023 align:center I'll be the best secretary ever. 00:13:37.860 --> 00:13:42.774 align:center Chirag, I understand and I appreciate it. 00:13:42.864 --> 00:13:45.975 align:center That's great! There's no problem then. 00:13:46.065 --> 00:13:49.966 align:center In fact, I've even told my family and they don't mind me doing an MBA. 00:13:50.164 --> 00:13:52.829 align:center -I've typed out the refusal letter. -Chirag! 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:54.296 align:center Are you a moron? 00:13:54.708 --> 00:13:57.400 align:center You told your family? 00:13:58.238 --> 00:14:02.079 align:center Just because I want to do an MBA doesn't mean you should also. 00:14:02.497 --> 00:14:04.261 align:center Nabo, why are being so rude? 00:14:04.351 --> 00:14:06.987 align:center I'm being candid with you and you're just snapping at me. 00:14:07.077 --> 00:14:09.802 align:center -I'm doing this for us! -Then don't! 00:14:10.180 --> 00:14:11.427 align:center I don't want your help. 00:14:11.517 --> 00:14:14.407 align:center In fact, for once, let me do my own fucking thing and you do yours. 00:14:14.497 --> 00:14:16.941 align:center No wonder being on your own hasn't got you a single job. 00:14:28.652 --> 00:14:30.112 align:center Thanks. 00:14:42.518 --> 00:14:45.308 align:center That's quite an intense placement season in the campus. 00:14:49.402 --> 00:14:51.372 align:center So, let's say, you have a project at hand 00:14:51.741 --> 00:14:55.377 align:center where you need to deliver a certain module within a tight timeline. 00:14:56.246 --> 00:14:59.980 align:center And your team is facing a lot of bugs and errors that are uncalled for. 00:15:01.648 --> 00:15:05.403 align:center What will you do to fix those with your experience? 00:15:10.412 --> 00:15:11.535 align:center What the fuck! 00:15:18.436 --> 00:15:19.831 align:center He's up. Talk to him. 00:15:20.061 --> 00:15:21.351 align:center It's Akanksha. Speak to her. 00:15:21.441 --> 00:15:25.754 align:center Listen to me carefully. EDS, Linfy and some more mass recruiters are coming. 00:15:25.844 --> 00:15:29.319 align:center Agri, Mechanical, Civil, IT, it's open for all. And you are eligible too. 00:15:29.409 --> 00:15:32.564 align:center Up to two backlogs are allowed, a decent package and the Apti test is in three days. 00:15:32.654 --> 00:15:33.783 align:center Start preparing for it. 00:15:34.002 --> 00:15:35.217 align:center What are you two up to? 00:15:35.307 --> 00:15:37.279 align:center Get on with it, man! 00:15:37.369 --> 00:15:39.849 align:center I've spoken to Nabomita. She'll help with the aptitude test. 00:15:39.939 --> 00:15:41.825 align:center Chirag will help you prepare for GD. 00:15:41.915 --> 00:15:46.335 align:center Your clothes are ironed. The guy from room 306 will get your shoes polished. 00:15:46.425 --> 00:15:49.401 align:center Sunil Narain is getting his deo collection. Choose whichever you like. 00:15:49.491 --> 00:15:51.873 align:center And after all this, you have four minutes left. 00:15:53.884 --> 00:15:55.146 align:center Have a smoke. 00:15:56.593 --> 00:15:57.823 align:center Take it, man. 00:16:08.006 --> 00:16:10.641 align:center Your days of wearing formal have finally come. 00:16:11.378 --> 00:16:14.505 align:center -I knew this would happen. -Oh, really? 00:16:27.763 --> 00:16:29.191 align:center Oh, shit! 00:16:45.550 --> 00:16:47.479 align:center Good morning, sir. Good morning, ma'am. 00:16:48.565 --> 00:16:52.321 align:center As our topic is, should mobile phones be allowed in colleges? 00:17:10.605 --> 00:17:12.688 align:center Quick. Copy it. 00:17:17.274 --> 00:17:19.029 align:center He's coming. Hurry up. 00:17:21.675 --> 00:17:23.358 align:center May I come in, sir? 00:17:33.993 --> 00:17:35.591 align:center You must be very tense I guess. 00:17:35.786 --> 00:17:37.306 align:center Yes, sir. 00:17:38.164 --> 00:17:40.562 align:center It's alright. Relax. 00:17:42.025 --> 00:17:44.000 align:center -Jatin Kishore. -Yes, sir. 00:17:45.256 --> 00:17:47.411 align:center Let's talk about your CV later. 00:17:48.078 --> 00:17:51.566 align:center For starters, how come Agricultural Engineering? 00:17:52.464 --> 00:17:56.849 align:center Well, sir, our country has seen the biggest 00:17:56.939 --> 00:18:00.056 align:center agriculture and green revolution. 00:18:00.146 --> 00:18:01.825 align:center And our farmers are... 00:18:01.915 --> 00:18:03.403 align:center -As in Kisan in Hindi? -Yes. 00:18:04.288 --> 00:18:08.405 align:center So, you're saying that you are passionate about agriculture? 00:18:08.542 --> 00:18:10.117 align:center It is my... 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:13.708 align:center -May I have some water, sir? -Sure. Go for it. 00:18:14.092 --> 00:18:15.728 align:center Just water or anything else too? 00:18:17.153 --> 00:18:18.949 align:center Have it. Relax. 00:18:20.201 --> 00:18:23.790 align:center Your CV states that 00:18:23.880 --> 00:18:27.446 align:center you were the General Secretary of Hostel Affairs. 00:18:27.536 --> 00:18:31.751 align:center -Yes, sir. That's where I have learnt leadership skills. -Okay. 00:18:32.369 --> 00:18:36.768 align:center Then why did you leave your post before the tenure? 00:18:39.035 --> 00:18:42.544 align:center To focus on my studies, sir. It was my decision to quit. 00:18:44.410 --> 00:18:48.176 align:center Had your focus been on studies, your marks wouldn't look like this. 00:18:49.651 --> 00:18:53.255 align:center Jatin, how did you get this injury? 00:18:58.391 --> 00:19:01.165 align:center What's up, bro? You got through? 00:19:02.211 --> 00:19:03.860 align:center -Yes, I did. -That's great. 00:19:03.950 --> 00:19:05.830 align:center In AZL Private. 00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:07.944 align:center I won't take this job. 00:19:09.093 --> 00:19:10.462 align:center Why? 00:19:10.751 --> 00:19:14.865 align:center I'll do an M.Tech from here. And what good is a CTC of three lakhs anyway? 00:19:15.183 --> 00:19:16.906 align:center They're just fooling us. 00:19:17.471 --> 00:19:18.887 align:center See you later. 00:19:35.083 --> 00:19:36.874 align:center Yes, sir. I'll need that. 00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:38.433 align:center Right away. 00:19:38.523 --> 00:19:39.889 align:center Thank you. 00:19:52.623 --> 00:19:55.766 align:center You and Ravi Teja are the only ones sulking despite getting a job. 00:19:56.184 --> 00:19:58.533 align:center He wasn't allowed for the other companies, that's why. 00:20:05.998 --> 00:20:07.088 align:center What's wrong? 00:20:10.041 --> 00:20:11.893 align:center I'm furious with my father. 00:20:13.608 --> 00:20:17.712 align:center Why did he have to get me into a stream which requires labour work? 00:20:18.762 --> 00:20:20.732 align:center You call this salary? It's daily wages. 00:20:21.809 --> 00:20:24.456 align:center It's even less than the minimum taxable income. 00:20:26.877 --> 00:20:28.744 align:center I'm not a daily wage labourer. 00:20:29.626 --> 00:20:32.027 align:center Ankit, I've dated you for almost two years. 00:20:32.888 --> 00:20:35.258 align:center There's one thing about you that I know better. 00:20:36.540 --> 00:20:39.403 align:center -What is it? -That you're a prize moron. 00:20:41.813 --> 00:20:44.357 align:center Ankit, you've got a core job. 00:20:45.321 --> 00:20:49.630 align:center Look at people who've done Aerospace but are working in IT firms. 00:20:50.789 --> 00:20:55.211 align:center It's the experience you'll gain. A little compromise now won't hurt. 00:20:56.052 --> 00:20:57.735 align:center Think about your overall career growth. 00:20:57.825 --> 00:20:59.838 align:center I've thought about it. I know. 00:21:00.033 --> 00:21:01.603 align:center -But I can't... -Just a minute. 00:21:02.116 --> 00:21:04.742 align:center Did you even bother to research about the company? 00:21:05.574 --> 00:21:06.856 align:center Of course not. 00:21:07.051 --> 00:21:08.102 align:center Look here. 00:21:08.354 --> 00:21:11.175 align:center AZL Private is a road construction company. 00:21:11.698 --> 00:21:16.449 align:center It has completed 6 big projects in the last few months which is crazy growth. 00:21:16.665 --> 00:21:19.004 align:center Your growth will be exponential here. 00:21:19.846 --> 00:21:22.123 align:center And it all depends on how much you work. 00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:27.058 align:center Here there's a chance of role change and salary growth every three months. 00:21:27.704 --> 00:21:31.294 align:center See here. This is your CTC. And this is your in-hand salary, right? 00:21:31.468 --> 00:21:33.356 align:center Which is great and I'll tell you why. 00:21:33.705 --> 00:21:36.260 align:center All your expenses including accommodation, 00:21:36.350 --> 00:21:39.235 align:center food, travel, and miscellaneous will be borne by the company. 00:21:39.325 --> 00:21:41.421 align:center You won't have to pay for that. So, you save on that. 00:21:41.821 --> 00:21:44.735 align:center All the other guys have to bear these expenses. 00:21:45.371 --> 00:21:48.295 align:center In your case, what comes in hand stays in hand. 00:21:49.465 --> 00:21:53.354 align:center If you think about it, your salary is way more than their savings. 00:21:55.189 --> 00:21:56.544 align:center On top of that, 00:21:56.995 --> 00:22:00.504 align:center their last two projects were on a hill. So, you might get a Hill Allowance too. 00:22:00.681 --> 00:22:02.136 align:center Everything's going into your pocket. 00:22:02.540 --> 00:22:04.510 align:center -What more do you want? -Really? 00:22:08.041 --> 00:22:10.670 align:center But, Akku, you're absolutely correct about one thing. 00:22:11.734 --> 00:22:13.943 align:center I'm such a prize moron. 00:22:17.377 --> 00:22:18.495 align:center Thanks. 00:22:20.211 --> 00:22:22.993 align:center And I'm very sorry. 00:22:25.725 --> 00:22:28.572 align:center This last entire year I was very distant. 00:22:29.906 --> 00:22:31.996 align:center I had promised that I'll be a good friend. 00:22:35.985 --> 00:22:39.781 align:center Sorry for that. And thank you. You're the best. 00:22:40.397 --> 00:22:43.000 align:center -I mean, you're really... -It's okay. Chill. 00:22:43.751 --> 00:22:46.150 align:center I'm Akanksha Pechkas Thakur. 00:22:46.322 --> 00:22:49.720 align:center I know how to tighten the loose screws of friendship. 00:22:54.068 --> 00:22:56.594 align:center That was a bad one. A very bad one. 00:22:57.081 --> 00:23:00.121 align:center I just remembered I'm yet to tell my father. 00:23:01.556 --> 00:23:03.877 align:center -You haven't told him yet? -I'm going to now. 00:23:03.967 --> 00:23:06.005 align:center You're telling him now? After so many days? 00:23:06.095 --> 00:23:07.480 align:center -What were you waiting for? -Hello. 00:23:08.148 --> 00:23:09.828 align:center Hello, dad. How are you? 00:23:10.482 --> 00:23:12.162 align:center Yes. I got a core job. 00:23:12.918 --> 00:23:14.816 align:center Thank you, dad. 00:23:15.111 --> 00:23:18.971 align:center And you know, my salary is as good as savings. 00:23:19.061 --> 00:23:20.972 align:center They'll pay for my food and accommodation. 00:23:21.895 --> 00:23:24.511 align:center Yes. I'll get the Hill Allowance too. 00:23:25.370 --> 00:23:29.975 align:center I'm a Civil Engineer, after all, dad. Of course, you'd know, you're one too. 00:23:30.321 --> 00:23:33.142 align:center Okay. Yes, sure. Tell mom. 00:23:33.476 --> 00:23:35.797 align:center Dad, call mom on the phone. 00:23:36.322 --> 00:23:37.729 align:center Yes. 00:23:38.541 --> 00:23:40.260 align:center Hello, mom. How are you? 00:23:40.350 --> 00:23:41.747 align:center Yes. I got a job. 00:23:41.837 --> 00:23:45.992 align:center Definitely, sir. I think I can fit into your company. 00:23:46.082 --> 00:23:50.326 align:center I have certain skills that I think can benefit your company. 00:23:50.522 --> 00:23:51.796 align:center Let's talk about that. 00:23:52.709 --> 00:23:56.351 align:center Your problem-solving and spontaneous thinking abilities, 00:23:56.521 --> 00:23:58.038 align:center let's put them to test. 00:23:58.652 --> 00:24:00.449 align:center You had a subject in your course 00:24:00.539 --> 00:24:02.931 align:center called Irrigation and Water systems. 00:24:03.830 --> 00:24:06.877 align:center Right? Let's say there are five fields. 00:24:08.005 --> 00:24:10.385 align:center You need to provide water to all of them simultaneously. 00:24:11.329 --> 00:24:14.673 align:center So as an agricultural engineer, how will you do it? 00:24:15.689 --> 00:24:18.407 align:center You need to supply water to multiple fields. 00:24:19.228 --> 00:24:22.265 align:center Multiple fields. Five of them. 00:24:22.788 --> 00:24:25.425 align:center You need to irrigate them simultaneously. 00:24:29.329 --> 00:24:32.191 align:center Jhantoo! Want some spicy water balls? Come. 00:25:16.173 --> 00:25:17.445 align:center Can I draw it, sir? 00:25:17.954 --> 00:25:19.119 align:center Sure. 00:25:23.526 --> 00:25:25.577 align:center So, let's say there are five fields. 00:25:25.667 --> 00:25:31.084 align:center If we try to irrigate them using a single pipeline from a water source, 00:25:31.174 --> 00:25:36.928 align:center the pressure might cause the quantity of water to vary from field to field. 00:25:37.108 --> 00:25:40.137 align:center For that reason, at the source, we will have to attach five pipes 00:25:40.326 --> 00:25:44.954 align:center using nozzles and joints that can be directly connected to the fields. 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:47.851 align:center This will help not only in the irrigation, 00:25:48.048 --> 00:25:49.870 align:center but also in saving water. 00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:52.134 align:center This way the crops can drink neat... 00:25:52.224 --> 00:25:55.786 align:center I mean, they can absorb as much water as they want 00:25:55.876 --> 00:25:57.501 align:center or they require. 00:26:00.258 --> 00:26:01.522 align:center That's all, sir. 00:26:12.172 --> 00:26:15.794 align:center Teja, please go. I won't bow in front of you. Go away. 00:26:20.584 --> 00:26:21.980 align:center Nabo. 00:26:24.698 --> 00:26:26.278 align:center Can we talk inside? 00:26:27.848 --> 00:26:29.049 align:center Sure. 00:26:38.862 --> 00:26:39.927 align:center Don't look! 00:26:40.739 --> 00:26:42.225 align:center What's this? 00:26:45.249 --> 00:26:47.106 align:center I'm sorry for what I said. 00:26:48.003 --> 00:26:52.271 align:center To control my tongue, I wanted to say sorry to you in all possible languages. 00:26:52.970 --> 00:26:55.268 align:center 7,050 languages still to go. 00:26:55.860 --> 00:26:59.083 align:center -See. -Chirag, it's okay. 00:27:00.626 --> 00:27:02.077 align:center I am not angry. 00:27:02.596 --> 00:27:03.715 align:center I just... 00:27:07.254 --> 00:27:12.728 align:center I spent the first three years of my hostel life looking for a decent boy. 00:27:13.089 --> 00:27:14.476 align:center For a relationship. 00:27:15.821 --> 00:27:17.717 align:center I wasted time on Ankit first 00:27:18.423 --> 00:27:20.639 align:center and then on random morons. 00:27:21.591 --> 00:27:23.889 align:center Then I realised that's not what I'm looking for. 00:27:26.129 --> 00:27:28.313 align:center I just want a good friend. And... 00:27:28.403 --> 00:27:30.560 align:center Nabo, no! Don't go there, please. 00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:32.998 align:center This is the last year of college. Don't friendzone me now. 00:27:33.088 --> 00:27:35.690 align:center Shut up, Chirag. Of course, I love you. 00:27:36.084 --> 00:27:37.577 align:center I love you too. 00:27:37.667 --> 00:27:41.689 align:center But that doesn't mean we sacrifice our dreams for a college relationship. 00:27:45.852 --> 00:27:48.060 align:center -Right? -Yes. But... 00:27:48.150 --> 00:27:50.325 align:center Okay, listen. 00:27:51.638 --> 00:27:56.055 align:center Let's say that we study together, live together. 00:27:56.145 --> 00:27:58.000 align:center In fact, we do everything together. 00:27:58.979 --> 00:28:00.561 align:center It will certainly feel good. 00:28:01.012 --> 00:28:02.785 align:center I agree. It will be fun. 00:28:05.268 --> 00:28:07.063 align:center But just think about it. 00:28:09.227 --> 00:28:13.413 align:center If someday, after waking up and reading my text, 00:28:15.975 --> 00:28:17.488 align:center instead of love, 00:28:18.463 --> 00:28:21.195 align:center what if you regret not taking such a good job? 00:28:24.250 --> 00:28:25.908 align:center What will you do then? 00:28:29.198 --> 00:28:30.216 align:center Chirag. 00:28:31.815 --> 00:28:34.720 align:center I really don't want to be the poison that kills your dreams. Okay? 00:28:37.841 --> 00:28:41.560 align:center And as far as our relationship is concerned, 00:28:43.494 --> 00:28:45.369 align:center if we are meant to be, we will be. Right? 00:28:47.543 --> 00:28:48.962 align:center Always. 00:28:49.211 --> 00:28:50.621 align:center Always? 00:28:53.288 --> 00:28:54.673 align:center Sure? 00:28:55.078 --> 00:28:58.812 align:center Chirag, no. Don't be a bad Chirag. 00:28:58.902 --> 00:29:02.159 align:center -No. -Nabo, stop treating me like a puppy. 00:29:03.506 --> 00:29:04.878 align:center Nabo. 00:29:06.354 --> 00:29:09.188 align:center Pat me on the back. What are you doing? 00:29:09.957 --> 00:29:11.523 align:center Nicely. 00:29:20.166 --> 00:29:22.615 align:center 'Come to Uncle's. Jhantoo's result is going to be out.' 00:29:22.705 --> 00:29:24.103 align:center -Chirag. -Yes. 00:29:25.488 --> 00:29:28.014 align:center Jhantoo's result is going to be out. Come, let's go. 00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:31.228 align:center -Will some more companies be coming? -Yes. 00:29:31.433 --> 00:29:34.131 align:center Just give me one day and I'll sort it out. 00:29:35.764 --> 00:29:37.970 align:center -Guys! -Coming. 00:29:38.624 --> 00:29:41.886 align:center -Has it come? -No. Not yet. 00:29:42.634 --> 00:29:44.040 align:center How was your technical round? 00:29:44.543 --> 00:29:46.348 align:center Don't worry. Stay positive. You'll make it. 00:29:51.314 --> 00:29:53.582 align:center Hi, guys! Is the list out? 00:29:55.090 --> 00:29:56.454 align:center Jhantoo, did you get through? 00:29:58.406 --> 00:30:00.343 align:center Read the fucking room, Ankit. 00:30:04.295 --> 00:30:06.050 align:center Oh. It's here. 00:30:07.074 --> 00:30:08.647 align:center Tell us. 00:30:09.322 --> 00:30:12.745 align:center -Jatin... G... -Further down. 00:30:13.524 --> 00:30:14.977 align:center Check names under J. 00:30:15.067 --> 00:30:16.229 align:center Well... 00:30:19.417 --> 00:30:20.950 align:center Any more names? 00:30:22.757 --> 00:30:25.481 align:center No worries. They're going to put out a second list. 00:30:27.568 --> 00:30:28.813 align:center Bro, next time for sure. 00:30:28.903 --> 00:30:32.934 align:center -It's your turn today. Hit him. -Show your back or get thrashed. 00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:36.439 align:center Prahlad, your card. Give me your card. 00:30:37.247 --> 00:30:39.243 align:center Cash or card? 00:30:48.822 --> 00:30:51.515 align:center 'Didn't make it to the first list.' 00:30:54.586 --> 00:30:57.497 align:center More than half of them are yet to get a placement. 00:30:57.587 --> 00:30:59.818 align:center Have some tea. It's hot. 00:31:00.229 --> 00:31:02.255 align:center I just want Jhantoo to get through. 00:31:02.345 --> 00:31:03.843 align:center He must make it. 00:31:05.461 --> 00:31:06.690 align:center I hope so. 00:31:09.398 --> 00:31:11.219 align:center Weren't you supposed to reply to your company? 00:31:12.578 --> 00:31:14.283 align:center What did you decide? Are you taking it? 00:31:14.655 --> 00:31:16.476 align:center Yes. I'm taking the job. 00:31:16.566 --> 00:31:18.207 align:center -Yes! Sorry. -Keep it down. 00:31:21.516 --> 00:31:23.585 align:center You cleared your HR round? 00:31:23.863 --> 00:31:25.700 align:center Congrats, dude! 00:31:25.790 --> 00:31:27.025 align:center Zip it, man! 00:31:27.115 --> 00:31:30.883 align:center For once, read the fucking room, Ankit! 00:31:31.406 --> 00:31:33.735 align:center -Are you an idiot? -Sorry, guys. 00:31:37.734 --> 00:31:40.516 align:center Jhantoo! It's here. 00:31:41.312 --> 00:31:43.355 align:center -Open it. -Just a minute, guys. 00:31:44.971 --> 00:31:46.506 align:center -Okay. -Show us. 00:31:47.852 --> 00:31:49.649 align:center Skip to J. 00:31:49.739 --> 00:31:51.389 align:center Just wait. Will you? 00:31:51.578 --> 00:31:54.073 align:center -Say something. -We're checking. 00:31:58.964 --> 00:32:01.919 align:center -Go to the next page. -It's not there. 00:32:03.429 --> 00:32:04.857 align:center -Are you sure? -Yes. 00:32:05.941 --> 00:32:07.582 align:center Is there going to be another list? 00:32:08.896 --> 00:32:11.062 align:center This was the last one for this company. 00:32:14.891 --> 00:32:16.499 align:center Are you sure? 00:32:23.432 --> 00:32:27.433 align:center Those who keep trying never fail. 00:32:30.292 --> 00:32:33.947 align:center If this was true, then nobody would be unhappy. 00:32:35.012 --> 00:32:36.551 align:center Everybody would be a winner. 00:32:37.322 --> 00:32:39.307 align:center Every team would get a trophy. 00:32:41.065 --> 00:32:44.630 align:center One-sided love would only be a myth. 00:32:46.142 --> 00:32:48.951 align:center And my job would be in danger. 00:32:51.381 --> 00:32:55.557 align:center During the placements, students go through a roller-coaster of emotions. 00:32:56.367 --> 00:32:59.720 align:center They're stressed, restless, and exhausted. 00:33:00.636 --> 00:33:04.654 align:center And they're relieved only when they have the offer letter in hand. 00:33:04.731 --> 00:33:06.529 align:center 'Couldn't make it to the 2nd list either.' 00:33:09.483 --> 00:33:13.612 align:center And whoever doesn't get it feels only one thing. 00:33:45.392 --> 00:33:46.742 align:center Asshole. 00:33:49.363 --> 00:33:51.117 align:center You're a fucking loser! 00:33:51.207 --> 00:33:53.274 align:center Dumbass. 00:33:53.364 --> 00:33:56.338 align:center You're a fucking dickhead. A douchebag. 00:34:00.801 --> 00:34:02.083 align:center Jhantoo. 00:34:05.643 --> 00:34:06.889 align:center Jaat. 00:34:10.135 --> 00:34:11.848 align:center What the fuck are you doing here? 00:34:15.788 --> 00:34:17.758 align:center Where did you disappear for so many weeks? 00:34:20.097 --> 00:34:21.646 align:center Say something, will you? 00:34:23.256 --> 00:34:25.390 align:center Why aren't you participating in the placements? 00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:27.462 align:center Because, bro, I'm shit-scared. 00:34:28.981 --> 00:34:34.150 align:center The Jaat who scares people is scared thinking nobody might give him a job. 00:34:40.019 --> 00:34:43.364 align:center It's not that I never felt like studying. 00:34:43.672 --> 00:34:45.036 align:center I did. 00:34:46.155 --> 00:34:48.361 align:center But nobody believed in me. 00:34:50.433 --> 00:34:52.116 align:center Not even my own father. 00:34:53.070 --> 00:34:57.862 align:center You know me. I can fight even ten guys at once without an ounce of fear. 00:34:59.647 --> 00:35:03.729 align:center But school exam results always scared the crap out of me. 00:35:07.761 --> 00:35:10.224 align:center And that same fear 00:35:11.055 --> 00:35:13.743 align:center has been haunting me for the past few days. 00:35:15.928 --> 00:35:18.462 align:center There was no way I could dodge the school exams. 00:35:20.104 --> 00:35:24.176 align:center But I've decided to dodge this job exam. 00:35:26.669 --> 00:35:28.752 align:center Because if I fail even in this, 00:35:29.860 --> 00:35:34.826 align:center then these people who call me an illiterate, imbecile and knucklehead 00:35:36.570 --> 00:35:38.909 align:center will stick those labels on me forever. 00:35:43.034 --> 00:35:45.814 align:center Eventually, I'll have to go back to ploughing my father's field. 00:35:46.717 --> 00:35:50.308 align:center So, this placement, enjoyment, whatever it is, 00:35:50.975 --> 00:35:54.627 align:center you focus on it and leave this loser alone. 00:35:57.818 --> 00:36:03.605 align:center Asshole! How can you be a loser when people called me Jhantoo? 00:36:04.969 --> 00:36:09.134 align:center Look at our hostel boys. Look at me. Does any one of us look like a winner? 00:36:13.148 --> 00:36:14.738 align:center We're all losers, my friend. 00:36:17.211 --> 00:36:19.396 align:center But you certainly are a bigger loser. 00:36:20.176 --> 00:36:21.991 align:center Not because you're shit-scared. 00:36:23.161 --> 00:36:26.167 align:center But because you don't even want to try out of the fear of getting fucked. 00:36:31.953 --> 00:36:34.764 align:center People go searching for opportunities. We're getting it right here. 00:36:36.213 --> 00:36:38.624 align:center You want to plough your father's field? Go ahead. 00:36:38.921 --> 00:36:41.824 align:center But first, try to get at least one job offer here. 00:36:43.767 --> 00:36:45.788 align:center We've paid such hefty fees anyway. 00:36:45.878 --> 00:36:48.106 align:center So we better step out of here with at least one job. 00:36:56.632 --> 00:37:00.541 align:center Shall I tell you something? Those on the bottom rung, 00:37:01.208 --> 00:37:04.717 align:center whom you call losers, look very much like you and me. 00:37:05.784 --> 00:37:11.375 align:center They're so down at the bottom that looking up is the only option for them. 00:37:17.583 --> 00:37:19.076 align:center Are you taking a dump? 00:37:19.624 --> 00:37:22.774 align:center No, bro. I haven't shat for four days. 00:37:50.257 --> 00:37:53.122 align:center You can hide from everyone else but not from me. 00:38:03.752 --> 00:38:05.172 align:center Come, let's go. 00:38:16.279 --> 00:38:17.960 align:center Guys, he's here! 00:38:18.050 --> 00:38:19.650 align:center Come, everyone. Come. 00:38:19.740 --> 00:38:21.569 align:center -There he is. -Extended list! 00:38:22.022 --> 00:38:23.556 align:center -Extended list! -Extended list! 00:38:23.745 --> 00:38:25.230 align:center -Extended list! -Extended list! 00:38:25.509 --> 00:38:28.597 align:center -Extended list! -Extended list! 00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:31.553 align:center -Extended list! -You are selected! 00:39:06.561 --> 00:39:08.950 align:center Thank you, Akku. Thank you so much. 00:39:09.040 --> 00:39:12.191 align:center I thank you from all my heart. You're the best. 00:39:12.281 --> 00:39:13.414 align:center Thank you. 00:39:13.504 --> 00:39:15.211 align:center Hug it out, man! 00:39:22.142 --> 00:39:26.615 align:center -Party! -Party! 00:40:07.216 --> 00:40:08.276 align:center Superb! 00:40:08.871 --> 00:40:14.855 align:center Jhantoo, now that you've got a job, I'm confident that I too can get one. 00:40:15.311 --> 00:40:17.354 align:center Just tell me what to do. 00:40:17.997 --> 00:40:21.882 align:center I'm sloshed now. I'll tell you in the morning. Go and sleep till then. 00:40:22.151 --> 00:40:25.255 align:center -This is your room. -Then go to yours, dumbass. 00:40:25.512 --> 00:40:27.474 align:center -Yes, I'm going. Good night. -Good night. 00:40:27.769 --> 00:40:30.192 align:center Rakhi, my sweetheart. 00:40:30.961 --> 00:40:32.884 align:center -I love you. -I'm not sleeping with you tonight. 00:40:32.974 --> 00:40:34.487 align:center -Okay. -Good night. 00:40:34.833 --> 00:40:37.013 align:center -Good night! -Good night! 00:40:37.103 --> 00:40:38.835 align:center -Good night, bro. -Good night. 00:40:39.361 --> 00:40:40.900 align:center Good night. 00:40:41.348 --> 00:40:42.913 align:center Good night! 00:41:00.915 --> 00:41:03.593 align:center You must've done something at least? 00:41:04.085 --> 00:41:09.312 align:center I told you. It's not that I didn't try. I just get scared. 00:41:09.402 --> 00:41:11.750 align:center Yes, we know. Stop mouthing the same monologue. 00:41:12.058 --> 00:41:13.387 align:center Let me think. 00:41:16.018 --> 00:41:19.609 align:center A fake certificate is an option. But it'll cost you quite a bit. 00:41:19.699 --> 00:41:21.518 align:center Yes, that can be done. 00:41:22.246 --> 00:41:27.347 align:center Works for me. I have some gold. We can sell it. 00:41:42.227 --> 00:41:44.319 align:center Where did you get all this from? 00:41:44.545 --> 00:41:46.648 align:center My closet is always locked. 00:41:47.397 --> 00:41:49.254 align:center This is all my trash, guys. 00:41:49.470 --> 00:41:52.137 align:center Sports medals. They are of no use now. 00:41:53.275 --> 00:41:54.465 align:center Sell it. 00:41:56.189 --> 00:41:59.261 align:center So, guys, this is my first medal at college for tug of war, 00:41:59.594 --> 00:42:02.489 align:center -where you pull the rope. I won in it. -I know. 00:42:05.054 --> 00:42:07.927 align:center -Why not, guys? -We can't use that. Let's take this. 00:42:08.671 --> 00:42:12.390 align:center Rupesh Bhati, what does feminism in the workplace mean to you? 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:15.621 align:center You're a girl. Behave like a girl. Don't spout too many questions. 00:42:20.302 --> 00:42:23.309 align:center One who says such things should be fired immediately. 00:42:28.571 --> 00:42:29.817 align:center What's going on? 00:42:30.104 --> 00:42:32.074 align:center Sorry, sir. I was just... 00:42:34.152 --> 00:42:38.156 align:center The first five answers are option D. Then A, B, A, B, and then C. 00:42:43.448 --> 00:42:46.667 align:center So the topic is, what is the future of the internet? 00:42:46.757 --> 00:42:47.956 align:center That's a beautiful question. 00:42:48.055 --> 00:42:50.116 align:center Mr. Rupesh Bhati can give you the right answer. 00:42:50.500 --> 00:42:51.893 align:center Yes, Mr. Bhati. 00:42:55.950 --> 00:43:00.381 align:center Internet is www 00:43:02.439 --> 00:43:04.019 align:center -dot. -Perfect! 00:43:04.531 --> 00:43:05.752 align:center How enlightening! 00:43:05.842 --> 00:43:07.619 align:center That's exactly what I was thinking, sir. 00:43:07.709 --> 00:43:10.472 align:center He's right. He's very right. Accurate. 00:43:10.562 --> 00:43:12.063 align:center -What I'm thinking is that... -Shut up! 00:43:13.017 --> 00:43:14.722 align:center Mr. Rupesh Bhati, continue. 00:43:15.962 --> 00:43:19.892 align:center Internet is free. Internet is fast. 00:43:19.982 --> 00:43:21.728 align:center How are you so relaxed? 00:43:23.350 --> 00:43:27.464 align:center I've sent those students for GD who've already gotten through 2 other rounds. 00:43:27.648 --> 00:43:29.423 align:center This round is of no use to them. 00:43:29.513 --> 00:43:32.788 align:center So, I pulled in a favour. They'll only be there as Jaat's fake competition. 00:43:33.198 --> 00:43:35.157 align:center -I see. -That's brilliant! 00:43:35.247 --> 00:43:37.117 align:center And Wi-Fi is faster. 00:43:37.207 --> 00:43:39.128 align:center Correct. 00:43:39.218 --> 00:43:41.436 align:center -Correct. -Wi-fi password 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:45.533 align:center sometimes get, sometimes don't. Internet again free. 00:43:51.523 --> 00:43:52.867 align:center Watch it, man! 00:44:08.936 --> 00:44:10.825 align:center So, Mr. Rupesh Bhati. 00:44:11.810 --> 00:44:14.580 align:center What do you think about workplace behaviour? 00:44:19.422 --> 00:44:20.809 align:center Excuse me, sir. 00:44:23.213 --> 00:44:25.886 align:center I'm not going to make it, guys. I know. 00:44:26.654 --> 00:44:31.604 align:center The interviewer only kept staring at me all the while as if I was a thief. 00:44:31.694 --> 00:44:35.242 align:center He was interviewing me as if I was the police jeep and he was the cop. 00:44:36.756 --> 00:44:38.063 align:center It's here. 00:44:39.588 --> 00:44:40.799 align:center Take a look, Jaat. 00:44:40.889 --> 00:44:43.610 align:center You guys can keep looking. I already know my result. 00:44:43.700 --> 00:44:45.888 align:center -Jaat. -Look for Rupesh. 00:44:45.978 --> 00:44:48.114 align:center Look under R. 00:44:48.668 --> 00:44:50.813 align:center -There it is. -Yes, it's here. 00:44:54.464 --> 00:44:57.686 align:center I had already said that nobody will hire this uncouth village boy. 00:44:57.776 --> 00:45:01.657 align:center It was Jhantoo who pumped me saying we must land a job, come what may. 00:45:01.995 --> 00:45:03.493 align:center Are you happy now? 00:45:07.155 --> 00:45:09.064 align:center Rupesh Bhati selected. 00:45:11.312 --> 00:45:12.543 align:center What? 00:45:15.012 --> 00:45:18.552 align:center Your Highness, You are great! 00:45:19.291 --> 00:45:22.810 align:center -Accept our gift. -Accept our gift. 00:45:23.282 --> 00:45:25.692 align:center -I got the job? -Yes. 00:45:25.782 --> 00:45:27.898 align:center I'll get a salary every month? 00:45:27.988 --> 00:45:29.328 align:center Yes, dude. 00:45:34.842 --> 00:45:37.132 align:center -I'll get a provident fund. -Hey. 00:45:37.543 --> 00:45:39.913 align:center My salary will be all white money. 00:45:40.088 --> 00:45:42.283 align:center I'll have my own bank account. 00:45:42.373 --> 00:45:44.008 align:center I'll get weekends off. 00:45:44.098 --> 00:45:46.273 align:center Fucker, wait till we spank you. 00:46:20.284 --> 00:46:23.895 align:center Akku! Come, join us! Akku! Come! 00:46:33.416 --> 00:46:34.811 align:center Akanksha. 00:46:35.324 --> 00:46:38.032 align:center How will you fix those with your experience? 00:46:38.926 --> 00:46:40.629 align:center To answer your question, ma'am, 00:46:41.172 --> 00:46:45.112 align:center before jumping to any solution, we need to address the problem. 00:46:46.394 --> 00:46:49.164 align:center It's important to identify where the bugs are located. 00:46:50.887 --> 00:46:52.374 align:center Bugs are bound to be there. 00:46:54.376 --> 00:46:56.335 align:center For no code is perfect. 00:46:57.269 --> 00:46:59.455 align:center But they certainly help complete the code. 00:47:01.094 --> 00:47:02.972 align:center And that's how we run a program. 00:47:04.903 --> 00:47:07.172 align:center It's important for a program to keep running. 00:47:07.524 --> 00:47:09.519 align:center Bugs are just a part of the process. 00:47:12.515 --> 00:47:15.215 align:center Honestly, I am very impressed with you. 00:47:16.948 --> 00:47:20.098 align:center You are very confident and that's very good for the company. 00:47:21.586 --> 00:47:25.946 align:center Before we move ahead to discuss your salary and company guidelines, 00:47:26.459 --> 00:47:29.968 align:center I'd like to tell you that the company will be very happy to have you onboard. 00:47:34.226 --> 00:47:36.545 align:center Do you have any questions for us? 00:47:37.109 --> 00:47:38.876 align:center Please feel free to ask. 00:47:45.851 --> 00:47:47.154 align:center Actually, I do. 00:47:49.298 --> 00:47:52.971 align:center Ma'am, if I may ask, how many employees are there in your company? 00:47:54.109 --> 00:47:55.781 align:center Around 350. 00:47:57.556 --> 00:48:00.193 align:center And are all of them equally skilled and talented? 00:48:01.393 --> 00:48:04.061 align:center Of course not. That's not possible. 00:48:05.087 --> 00:48:06.431 align:center Exactly. 00:48:08.835 --> 00:48:11.847 align:center Ma'am, after being the placement coordinator for my batch, 00:48:13.468 --> 00:48:16.689 align:center I've realised that not all students have the privilege of getting placed. 00:48:17.838 --> 00:48:19.931 align:center Not all students have smooth interviews. 00:48:20.803 --> 00:48:23.994 align:center Not all students make it. Some of them don't even have to. 00:48:28.970 --> 00:48:32.397 align:center When we kick a football and it hits the goal post, 00:48:33.197 --> 00:48:35.598 align:center it's because of kinetic energy. 00:48:36.183 --> 00:48:39.907 align:center Whereas the entire credit should go to the hidden potential energy 00:48:41.148 --> 00:48:43.374 align:center that gives it the correct push. 00:48:46.801 --> 00:48:48.699 align:center I want to be that push. 00:48:51.705 --> 00:48:54.978 align:center But I'm afraid I can't do it whilst working under someone. 00:48:57.850 --> 00:49:00.384 align:center -So, are you saying... -I appreciate the offer. 00:49:02.332 --> 00:49:06.081 align:center But I'm sorry. I can't take the job. the offer.