WEBVTT 00:19.391 --> 00:21.043 Akanksha Thakur. 00:22.767 --> 00:25.598 I hear everyone is very impressed with your background. 00:28.299 --> 00:30.868 So, tell me. What are your expectations from us? 00:32.624 --> 00:36.013 Ma'am, my experience and knowledge can benefit you and your projects. 00:36.103 --> 00:40.550 I can challenge and prepare myself for team management roles when required. 00:41.018 --> 00:43.349 So, speaking about experience, 00:43.874 --> 00:47.871 you were appointed as the placement coordinator for the B.Tech batch. 00:48.096 --> 00:50.673 Where you must have lead a team of individuals, right? 00:50.763 --> 00:52.199 Yes, ma'am. 00:52.289 --> 00:53.323 That's nice. 00:53.413 --> 00:56.023 So, tell me, how was your overall experience? 00:56.358 --> 00:59.157 And what was it like to lead a team? 01:03.317 --> 01:05.204 Are you absolutely sure about this? 01:05.454 --> 01:08.611 Work experience matters equally for MBA as well. You know that, don't you? 01:11.450 --> 01:14.584 Yes, I know, Akku. But let's face it. 01:14.674 --> 01:16.645 I suck at engineering. 01:17.934 --> 01:21.250 Studying overnight for exams and getting a degree is no biggie. 01:22.161 --> 01:23.958 But I won't become an engineer. 01:27.511 --> 01:30.244 Hey, are you okay? 01:32.387 --> 01:35.670 I don't think I'll be okay until everybody gets placed. 01:36.425 --> 01:39.085 50% of our batch is yet to get placed. 01:39.168 --> 01:41.983 3 out of 6 people in our group itself aren't placed. 01:43.442 --> 01:45.470 Akku, you're doing everything you can. 01:45.560 --> 01:46.635 Am I? 01:47.686 --> 01:51.585 If I really was, then Jaat and Jhantoo would be placed by now. 01:53.742 --> 01:56.566 Even Chirag refused to appear for the HR round. 01:56.977 --> 01:59.857 -I don't know what's happening. -My dear, you can't do it all. 02:00.702 --> 02:05.594 Wait a minute! What do you mean by Chirag isn't giving the HR round? 02:06.415 --> 02:11.084 Because Chirag is now going to appear for exams in November. 02:11.387 --> 02:14.678 -But the exams are late this year. So, why November? -Exactly. 02:14.768 --> 02:19.134 Because the CAT exam is in November, my dear Akku. 02:19.774 --> 02:22.548 Seriously. You're a little dumb to be on the placement team. 02:22.827 --> 02:25.289 Never mind. You can't be a Wonder Woman. 02:27.556 --> 02:28.834 You're right. 02:30.738 --> 02:32.544 -See you later. -Akku! 02:32.634 --> 02:34.153 Hey, don't mind. 02:34.243 --> 02:36.377 Roasting is the best form of comedy. 02:36.467 --> 02:38.544 When Jhantoo roasts me, everybody enjoys it so much. 02:38.634 --> 02:40.653 Now that I did it, what's the big deal? 02:40.736 --> 02:43.076 -Have you lost it, Chirag? -Oh! Of course. 02:43.173 --> 02:46.612 Sorry. I knew you'd react this way. So, see this. 02:46.916 --> 02:48.114 -Here. -What? 02:48.984 --> 02:54.130 This website is giving a discount on the CAT form if you sign up for it. 02:54.220 --> 02:56.969 I've availed mine. You sign up as well. 02:57.059 --> 02:58.298 Shall I do it for you? 02:58.741 --> 03:01.056 -Job, Chirag! What about your job? -What about it? 03:01.958 --> 03:04.051 Pixi Pilot's HR round is still left, isn't it? 03:05.002 --> 03:08.179 Chirag, what are you doing? Two big companies are already vying for Teja. 03:08.269 --> 03:10.058 And you're throwing away such a good package? 03:10.510 --> 03:14.556 My dear, I can get a way better package after doing my MBA. 03:14.646 --> 03:16.216 What's all the fuss about then? 03:18.939 --> 03:21.254 Look here. Just think about it. 03:21.614 --> 03:25.619 We'll take the CAT exam together. We'll go to the same college. 03:25.709 --> 03:27.860 And then YouTube videos will be made on us. 03:28.114 --> 03:29.837 My first love in college. 03:30.043 --> 03:32.809 When best friends fall blindly in love 03:32.979 --> 03:35.390 and a backbencher falls for a topper. 03:35.679 --> 03:37.821 So on and so forth. 03:37.911 --> 03:39.167 What? 03:40.513 --> 03:41.769 No. 03:42.080 --> 03:43.221 What happened? 03:43.311 --> 03:46.187 The last one was even trending at number 1. 03:48.547 --> 03:51.651 If they've called you at 8 pm, then that's when you're supposed to report. 03:52.574 --> 03:55.439 And why are you adjusting your sleep cycle as per the US time already? 03:56.292 --> 03:58.566 Listen, you've not even got the job yet. 03:59.104 --> 04:01.082 So, just report here in half an hour. 04:01.658 --> 04:02.694 Listen. 04:02.871 --> 04:04.999 Mandy, listen. Don't go for Goldtech. 04:05.089 --> 04:07.079 Monsys is offering a better job role and package. 04:07.169 --> 04:09.255 Their process begins the day after tomorrow. Okay? 04:10.048 --> 04:11.459 Yes, I know. 04:11.805 --> 04:13.391 Ankit, what are you doing here? 04:13.528 --> 04:14.995 The Civil guys need to be in Hall B. 04:15.085 --> 04:18.195 -Why don't you guys check your emails? -Prerna, I've already got through. 04:18.706 --> 04:20.378 Oh! Congrats. 04:20.468 --> 04:23.199 -Sorry. I am swamped with work. -It's okay. No problem. 04:23.913 --> 04:27.434 The thing is, this morning I received an email with the salary breakup. 04:27.524 --> 04:28.866 I'm listening. 04:29.077 --> 04:30.616 This is not done, man. 04:30.800 --> 04:34.248 The in-hand salary is even lesser than the Tiramisu Akanksha used to pay for. 04:34.338 --> 04:36.576 Then you should have wooed someone who eats ice cream. 04:38.562 --> 04:41.425 Ankit, this is what the Civil students get offered. You know it, right? 04:41.515 --> 04:43.838 I know that Civil students get a less package. 04:44.410 --> 04:46.236 But this is as good as nothing. 04:46.933 --> 04:49.887 But the companies do announce their packages beforehand, right? 04:50.029 --> 04:51.690 Yes, they do. But this is... 04:51.780 --> 04:54.374 You've got a job, man. Why can't you be happy for once? 04:54.751 --> 04:57.024 -You owe me a party. -Can we talk to their HR once? 05:01.990 --> 05:04.688 We've sowed two crops in our field this time. 05:05.704 --> 05:07.858 The yields will fetch us a good profit. 05:09.294 --> 05:11.838 How's your job preparation going on? 05:13.429 --> 05:14.816 Any luck so far? 05:15.170 --> 05:16.952 No, dad. Not yet. 05:17.994 --> 05:19.235 But I'll get through. 05:19.740 --> 05:21.244 What are you doing now? 05:22.986 --> 05:25.571 What else? Studying, obviously. 05:25.596 --> 05:27.927 Son, Are you okay? 05:29.743 --> 05:32.977 Yes, dad. Nothing's wrong. I'm fine. 05:34.202 --> 05:36.483 You're disturbing me now. 05:37.476 --> 05:39.077 I need to go back to studying. 05:40.209 --> 05:41.931 A square plus B square is equal to... 05:41.956 --> 05:44.111 You've been learning this by rote since your 8th grade. 05:44.286 --> 05:46.241 Don't take me for a fool. 05:46.266 --> 05:49.904 Look, son. It's not too late. Pack your bags and come home. 05:49.929 --> 05:52.431 Eventually, you'll have to go back to farming. 05:52.456 --> 05:57.538 -You've studied enough. -He's got through! The fucker got it! 05:57.563 --> 05:58.941 Hit him, guys! 05:59.581 --> 06:01.571 Spank him! 06:01.661 --> 06:02.915 You made it, man! 06:03.005 --> 06:04.774 Hold on, guys! Wait! I need to call up home. 06:04.864 --> 06:06.065 Let me call my dad. 06:06.670 --> 06:08.527 Hello, dad. 06:08.617 --> 06:10.394 Yes, dad. I made it. 06:10.484 --> 06:13.635 The CTC is the same that I told you earlier, six lakhs. 06:13.725 --> 06:14.867 -Okay, then, dad. -Look, son. 06:14.957 --> 06:17.750 Not everyone is lucky enough to get a job. 06:18.901 --> 06:20.697 Are you listening, Rupesh? 06:21.444 --> 06:22.831 -Rupesh! -Yes. 06:22.921 --> 06:25.637 Dad, I'll call you back later. 06:32.013 --> 06:33.680 -Denva Agro? -No. 06:34.667 --> 06:37.027 -Bhandari Organic Consultants? -No. 06:37.950 --> 06:40.989 ISO Capital, UI Plastics microservices. 06:42.173 --> 06:43.927 They didn't even allow me. 06:45.640 --> 06:46.871 Thank you, Jhantoo. 06:48.923 --> 06:52.473 What now? Did you have a word with Akanksha? 06:52.699 --> 06:55.561 I can't go anywhere near her. 06:56.577 --> 06:58.434 That girl has helped me a lot. 07:00.004 --> 07:01.923 I can't even face her. 07:04.642 --> 07:09.700 You know, Rakhi, not getting a job doesn't pinch so much as 07:10.429 --> 07:12.686 the fact that I'm not even capable of getting one. 07:12.850 --> 07:14.479 What are you saying, bro? 07:14.723 --> 07:17.893 -Everyone loves and respects you. -Yes. I know it all. 07:17.983 --> 07:21.320 I know about my awe in the hostel. But what good is all that? 07:22.295 --> 07:25.219 What did I achieve cooped up here? 07:25.475 --> 07:27.937 I'm desperate for a decent job. 07:28.809 --> 07:30.869 GSHA, my foot! 07:35.509 --> 07:37.930 Now I'll have to go and sell sarees at my dad's shop in Changua. 07:38.283 --> 07:41.399 But I swear on you, brother. I won't fuck it up this time. 07:44.417 --> 07:46.931 Can't even imagine you as a saree salesman. 07:48.357 --> 07:49.855 But sounds great. I'll also join you. 07:49.945 --> 07:51.394 Listen up. 07:52.051 --> 07:56.873 You must leave this campus as the first engineer of Jhabua with a job in hand. 07:57.540 --> 07:59.181 You must become someone 08:00.648 --> 08:02.064 who is not a loser. 08:05.183 --> 08:06.568 Come on, go and study. 08:07.819 --> 08:09.871 Go on. Go and study. 08:11.348 --> 08:12.887 Just go, man. Please. 08:48.589 --> 08:50.793 What was it like to lead a team? 08:53.069 --> 08:54.282 It was tough. 08:55.510 --> 08:58.824 There were times I had low confidence, self-doubt, 08:59.748 --> 09:01.979 and lots of anxiety. 09:04.005 --> 09:05.565 Could you please elaborate? 09:08.838 --> 09:10.510 Take for example, video games. 09:11.793 --> 09:16.205 One has to cross many hurdles to get from one point to the other. 09:17.046 --> 09:21.017 And if one falters, then one has to start all over again. 09:21.807 --> 09:23.294 Again and again. 09:24.464 --> 09:26.054 It gets frustrating. 09:27.583 --> 09:29.686 Our students were going through something similar. 09:31.399 --> 09:36.447 No matter how hard they worked, the results were not as expected. 09:38.151 --> 09:40.849 What are you saying? You got a package of 15 lakhs? Don't lie. 09:41.629 --> 09:43.497 -Hey, Sunil Narain. -Hey! 09:43.587 --> 09:45.518 When are you giving us the good news? 09:45.712 --> 09:48.707 Soon, bro. But I heard you got through at Bailtech. 09:49.200 --> 09:50.452 Pune chicks better watch out. 09:50.542 --> 09:51.949 Come on, man! 09:52.045 --> 09:55.208 -Even Bibhu got through at Pankh Infra. -I see. 09:55.292 --> 09:58.885 All my roommates have got placed. I can't tell you how relaxed we are. 09:59.665 --> 10:01.071 You'll also get through, bro. 10:01.480 --> 10:03.081 -Yes, I will. -Definitely. 10:03.171 --> 10:05.102 I'll get placed somewhere or the other. 10:05.192 --> 10:07.811 -Okay, then. Enjoy. Bye. -Alright. See you. 10:19.639 --> 10:20.919 Hello, brother. How are you? 10:23.600 --> 10:24.972 Just felt like talking. 10:27.387 --> 10:28.947 I'm not getting through any. 10:30.690 --> 10:34.046 I'm trying my best. But it's just not happening. 10:35.472 --> 10:37.985 I clear the written exam but get eliminated in the GD. 10:38.724 --> 10:40.704 And if I clear the GD, they reject me in the PI. 10:40.910 --> 10:42.346 I mean... 10:43.362 --> 10:45.004 I'm quite exhausted, brother. 10:45.456 --> 10:47.477 No. I'm not crying. 10:48.370 --> 10:49.533 Yes. 10:50.802 --> 10:52.772 I'll try my level best. 10:53.431 --> 10:54.818 There's one tomorrow as well. 10:55.348 --> 10:57.063 Yes, an interview. 10:58.404 --> 11:01.374 Okay, brother. Take care. 11:36.050 --> 11:39.138 -All my friends got rejected. -Nabo. 11:39.517 --> 11:42.103 Nabo, I know you're angry. I understand. 11:43.023 --> 11:44.442 Good for you. 11:45.754 --> 11:48.896 Even I think that taking the CAT won't be enough. 11:49.216 --> 11:50.960 Thank God! 11:51.415 --> 11:54.410 -You finally understood. -GMAT, XAT and MAT are also necessary. 11:54.618 --> 11:56.403 -To be on the safer side. -What? 11:56.493 --> 12:00.219 Yes. And why just Indian B-Schools? We must also try for B-Schools abroad. 12:00.309 --> 12:02.240 And I'm more excited about GMAT. 12:02.330 --> 12:05.810 In fact, I think we should study at a Business School in London. 12:05.900 --> 12:09.237 So that the UK economy drops and India always stays ahead of it. 12:09.884 --> 12:13.054 I've even found out the date of the application. We can fill it together. 12:13.402 --> 12:14.931 -Chirag. -Yes. 12:15.136 --> 12:17.147 We aren't doing anything together. 12:18.398 --> 12:19.926 Why aren't you going for the HR round? 12:20.470 --> 12:22.799 My dear, job at UG is so underrated. 12:23.014 --> 12:25.062 With an MBA I'll get better opportunities. 12:25.152 --> 12:26.523 -Is that so? -Yes. 12:26.613 --> 12:29.675 -Now tell me the truth. -This is the truth. 12:30.290 --> 12:33.928 Chirag, come on. Tell me. 12:43.040 --> 12:47.267 Nabo, you know what's the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning? 12:48.837 --> 12:50.468 Your WhatsApp text. 12:51.473 --> 12:54.775 That says Chirag, you're the best with a heart emoji. 12:56.113 --> 13:01.089 Then no matter who says what, I feel I will be the best because you said it. 13:03.151 --> 13:07.604 And I don't want this special feeling to go away. 13:08.815 --> 13:11.769 So, let's be together. Please. 13:12.724 --> 13:15.966 A long-distance relationship has a success rate of 51%. 13:16.056 --> 13:18.767 But I don't even want to let go of the 49% chance. 13:20.952 --> 13:24.020 And an MBA is not a step backwards for me. 13:24.110 --> 13:26.082 It will only enhance my CV. 13:27.097 --> 13:29.991 Let's be together. Let's take a job in the same company. 13:30.081 --> 13:34.156 And then we won't need to do the boss and secretary role play. 13:34.246 --> 13:36.023 I'll be the best secretary ever. 13:37.860 --> 13:42.774 Chirag, I understand and I appreciate it. 13:42.864 --> 13:45.975 That's great! There's no problem then. 13:46.065 --> 13:49.966 In fact, I've even told my family and they don't mind me doing an MBA. 13:50.164 --> 13:52.829 -I've typed out the refusal letter. -Chirag! 13:52.919 --> 13:54.296 Are you a moron? 13:54.708 --> 13:57.400 You told your family? 13:58.238 --> 14:02.079 Just because I want to do an MBA doesn't mean you should also. 14:02.497 --> 14:04.261 Nabo, why are being so rude? 14:04.351 --> 14:06.987 I'm being candid with you and you're just snapping at me. 14:07.077 --> 14:09.802 -I'm doing this for us! -Then don't! 14:10.180 --> 14:11.427 I don't want your help. 14:11.517 --> 14:14.407 In fact, for once, let me do my own fucking thing and you do yours. 14:14.497 --> 14:16.941 No wonder being on your own hasn't got you a single job. 14:28.652 --> 14:30.112 Thanks. 14:42.518 --> 14:45.308 That's quite an intense placement season in the campus. 14:49.402 --> 14:51.372 So, let's say, you have a project at hand 14:51.741 --> 14:55.377 where you need to deliver a certain module within a tight timeline. 14:56.246 --> 14:59.980 And your team is facing a lot of bugs and errors that are uncalled for. 15:01.648 --> 15:05.403 What will you do to fix those with your experience? 15:10.412 --> 15:11.535 What the fuck! 15:18.436 --> 15:19.831 He's up. Talk to him. 15:20.061 --> 15:21.351 It's Akanksha. Speak to her. 15:21.441 --> 15:25.754 Listen to me carefully. EDS, Linfy and some more mass recruiters are coming. 15:25.844 --> 15:29.319 Agri, Mechanical, Civil, IT, it's open for all. And you are eligible too. 15:29.409 --> 15:32.564 Up to two backlogs are allowed, a decent package and the Apti test is in three days. 15:32.654 --> 15:33.783 Start preparing for it. 15:34.002 --> 15:35.217 What are you two up to? 15:35.307 --> 15:37.279 Get on with it, man! 15:37.369 --> 15:39.849 I've spoken to Nabomita. She'll help with the aptitude test. 15:39.939 --> 15:41.825 Chirag will help you prepare for GD. 15:41.915 --> 15:46.335 Your clothes are ironed. The guy from room 306 will get your shoes polished. 15:46.425 --> 15:49.401 Sunil Narain is getting his deo collection. Choose whichever you like. 15:49.491 --> 15:51.873 And after all this, you have four minutes left. 15:53.884 --> 15:55.146 Have a smoke. 15:56.593 --> 15:57.823 Take it, man. 16:08.006 --> 16:10.641 Your days of wearing formal have finally come. 16:11.378 --> 16:14.505 -I knew this would happen. -Oh, really? 16:27.763 --> 16:29.191 Oh, shit! 16:45.550 --> 16:47.479 Good morning, sir. Good morning, ma'am. 16:48.565 --> 16:52.321 As our topic is, should mobile phones be allowed in colleges? 17:10.605 --> 17:12.688 Quick. Copy it. 17:17.274 --> 17:19.029 He's coming. Hurry up. 17:21.675 --> 17:23.358 May I come in, sir? 17:33.993 --> 17:35.591 You must be very tense I guess. 17:35.786 --> 17:37.306 Yes, sir. 17:38.164 --> 17:40.562 It's alright. Relax. 17:42.025 --> 17:44.000 -Jatin Kishore. -Yes, sir. 17:45.256 --> 17:47.411 Let's talk about your CV later. 17:48.078 --> 17:51.566 For starters, how come Agricultural Engineering? 17:52.464 --> 17:56.849 Well, sir, our country has seen the biggest 17:56.939 --> 18:00.056 agriculture and green revolution. 18:00.146 --> 18:01.825 And our farmers are... 18:01.915 --> 18:03.403 -As in Kisan in Hindi? -Yes. 18:04.288 --> 18:08.405 So, you're saying that you are passionate about agriculture? 18:08.542 --> 18:10.117 It is my... 18:11.720 --> 18:13.708 -May I have some water, sir? -Sure. Go for it. 18:14.092 --> 18:15.728 Just water or anything else too? 18:17.153 --> 18:18.949 Have it. Relax. 18:20.201 --> 18:23.790 Your CV states that 18:23.880 --> 18:27.446 you were the General Secretary of Hostel Affairs. 18:27.536 --> 18:31.751 -Yes, sir. That's where I have learnt leadership skills. -Okay. 18:32.369 --> 18:36.768 Then why did you leave your post before the tenure? 18:39.035 --> 18:42.544 To focus on my studies, sir. It was my decision to quit. 18:44.410 --> 18:48.176 Had your focus been on studies, your marks wouldn't look like this. 18:49.651 --> 18:53.255 Jatin, how did you get this injury? 18:58.391 --> 19:01.165 What's up, bro? You got through? 19:02.211 --> 19:03.860 -Yes, I did. -That's great. 19:03.950 --> 19:05.830 In AZL Private. 19:06.130 --> 19:07.944 I won't take this job. 19:09.093 --> 19:10.462 Why? 19:10.751 --> 19:14.865 I'll do an M.Tech from here. And what good is a CTC of three lakhs anyway? 19:15.183 --> 19:16.906 They're just fooling us. 19:17.471 --> 19:18.887 See you later. 19:35.083 --> 19:36.874 Yes, sir. I'll need that. 19:37.119 --> 19:38.433 Right away. 19:38.523 --> 19:39.889 Thank you. 19:52.623 --> 19:55.766 You and Ravi Teja are the only ones sulking despite getting a job. 19:56.184 --> 19:58.533 He wasn't allowed for the other companies, that's why. 20:05.998 --> 20:07.088 What's wrong? 20:10.041 --> 20:11.893 I'm furious with my father. 20:13.608 --> 20:17.712 Why did he have to get me into a stream which requires labour work? 20:18.762 --> 20:20.732 You call this salary? It's daily wages. 20:21.809 --> 20:24.456 It's even less than the minimum taxable income. 20:26.877 --> 20:28.744 I'm not a daily wage labourer. 20:29.626 --> 20:32.027 Ankit, I've dated you for almost two years. 20:32.888 --> 20:35.258 There's one thing about you that I know better. 20:36.540 --> 20:39.403 -What is it? -That you're a prize moron. 20:41.813 --> 20:44.357 Ankit, you've got a core job. 20:45.321 --> 20:49.630 Look at people who've done Aerospace but are working in IT firms. 20:50.789 --> 20:55.211 It's the experience you'll gain. A little compromise now won't hurt. 20:56.052 --> 20:57.735 Think about your overall career growth. 20:57.825 --> 20:59.838 I've thought about it. I know. 21:00.033 --> 21:01.603 -But I can't... -Just a minute. 21:02.116 --> 21:04.742 Did you even bother to research about the company? 21:05.574 --> 21:06.856 Of course not. 21:07.051 --> 21:08.102 Look here. 21:08.354 --> 21:11.175 AZL Private is a road construction company. 21:11.698 --> 21:16.449 It has completed 6 big projects in the last few months which is crazy growth. 21:16.665 --> 21:19.004 Your growth will be exponential here. 21:19.846 --> 21:22.123 And it all depends on how much you work. 21:22.400 --> 21:27.058 Here there's a chance of role change and salary growth every three months. 21:27.704 --> 21:31.294 See here. This is your CTC. And this is your in-hand salary, right? 21:31.468 --> 21:33.356 Which is great and I'll tell you why. 21:33.705 --> 21:36.260 All your expenses including accommodation, 21:36.350 --> 21:39.235 food, travel, and miscellaneous will be borne by the company. 21:39.325 --> 21:41.421 You won't have to pay for that. So, you save on that. 21:41.821 --> 21:44.735 All the other guys have to bear these expenses. 21:45.371 --> 21:48.295 In your case, what comes in hand stays in hand. 21:49.465 --> 21:53.354 If you think about it, your salary is way more than their savings. 21:55.189 --> 21:56.544 On top of that, 21:56.995 --> 22:00.504 their last two projects were on a hill. So, you might get a Hill Allowance too. 22:00.681 --> 22:02.136 Everything's going into your pocket. 22:02.540 --> 22:04.510 -What more do you want? -Really? 22:08.041 --> 22:10.670 But, Akku, you're absolutely correct about one thing. 22:11.734 --> 22:13.943 I'm such a prize moron. 22:17.377 --> 22:18.495 Thanks. 22:20.211 --> 22:22.993 And I'm very sorry. 22:25.725 --> 22:28.572 This last entire year I was very distant. 22:29.906 --> 22:31.996 I had promised that I'll be a good friend. 22:35.985 --> 22:39.781 Sorry for that. And thank you. You're the best. 22:40.397 --> 22:43.000 -I mean, you're really... -It's okay. Chill. 22:43.751 --> 22:46.150 I'm Akanksha Pechkas Thakur. 22:46.322 --> 22:49.720 I know how to tighten the loose screws of friendship. 22:54.068 --> 22:56.594 That was a bad one. A very bad one. 22:57.081 --> 23:00.121 I just remembered I'm yet to tell my father. 23:01.556 --> 23:03.877 -You haven't told him yet? -I'm going to now. 23:03.967 --> 23:06.005 You're telling him now? After so many days? 23:06.095 --> 23:07.480 -What were you waiting for? -Hello. 23:08.148 --> 23:09.828 Hello, dad. How are you? 23:10.482 --> 23:12.162 Yes. I got a core job. 23:12.918 --> 23:14.816 Thank you, dad. 23:15.111 --> 23:18.971 And you know, my salary is as good as savings. 23:19.061 --> 23:20.972 They'll pay for my food and accommodation. 23:21.895 --> 23:24.511 Yes. I'll get the Hill Allowance too. 23:25.370 --> 23:29.975 I'm a Civil Engineer, after all, dad. Of course, you'd know, you're one too. 23:30.321 --> 23:33.142 Okay. Yes, sure. Tell mom. 23:33.476 --> 23:35.797 Dad, call mom on the phone. 23:36.322 --> 23:37.729 Yes. 23:38.541 --> 23:40.260 Hello, mom. How are you? 23:40.350 --> 23:41.747 Yes. I got a job. 23:41.837 --> 23:45.992 Definitely, sir. I think I can fit into your company. 23:46.082 --> 23:50.326 I have certain skills that I think can benefit your company. 23:50.522 --> 23:51.796 Let's talk about that. 23:52.709 --> 23:56.351 Your problem-solving and spontaneous thinking abilities, 23:56.521 --> 23:58.038 let's put them to test. 23:58.652 --> 24:00.449 You had a subject in your course 24:00.539 --> 24:02.931 called Irrigation and Water systems. 24:03.830 --> 24:06.877 Right? Let's say there are five fields. 24:08.005 --> 24:10.385 You need to provide water to all of them simultaneously. 24:11.329 --> 24:14.673 So as an agricultural engineer, how will you do it? 24:15.689 --> 24:18.407 You need to supply water to multiple fields. 24:19.228 --> 24:22.265 Multiple fields. Five of them. 24:22.788 --> 24:25.425 You need to irrigate them simultaneously. 24:29.329 --> 24:32.191 Jhantoo! Want some spicy water balls? Come. 25:16.173 --> 25:17.445 Can I draw it, sir? 25:17.954 --> 25:19.119 Sure. 25:23.526 --> 25:25.577 So, let's say there are five fields. 25:25.667 --> 25:31.084 If we try to irrigate them using a single pipeline from a water source, 25:31.174 --> 25:36.928 the pressure might cause the quantity of water to vary from field to field. 25:37.108 --> 25:40.137 For that reason, at the source, we will have to attach five pipes 25:40.326 --> 25:44.954 using nozzles and joints that can be directly connected to the fields. 25:45.200 --> 25:47.851 This will help not only in the irrigation, 25:48.048 --> 25:49.870 but also in saving water. 25:49.960 --> 25:52.134 This way the crops can drink neat... 25:52.224 --> 25:55.786 I mean, they can absorb as much water as they want 25:55.876 --> 25:57.501 or they require. 26:00.258 --> 26:01.522 That's all, sir. 26:12.172 --> 26:15.794 Teja, please go. I won't bow in front of you. Go away. 26:20.584 --> 26:21.980 Nabo. 26:24.698 --> 26:26.278 Can we talk inside? 26:27.848 --> 26:29.049 Sure. 26:38.862 --> 26:39.927 Don't look! 26:40.739 --> 26:42.225 What's this? 26:45.249 --> 26:47.106 I'm sorry for what I said. 26:48.003 --> 26:52.271 To control my tongue, I wanted to say sorry to you in all possible languages. 26:52.970 --> 26:55.268 7,050 languages still to go. 26:55.860 --> 26:59.083 -See. -Chirag, it's okay. 27:00.626 --> 27:02.077 I am not angry. 27:02.596 --> 27:03.715 I just... 27:07.254 --> 27:12.728 I spent the first three years of my hostel life looking for a decent boy. 27:13.089 --> 27:14.476 For a relationship. 27:15.821 --> 27:17.717 I wasted time on Ankit first 27:18.423 --> 27:20.639 and then on random morons. 27:21.591 --> 27:23.889 Then I realised that's not what I'm looking for. 27:26.129 --> 27:28.313 I just want a good friend. And... 27:28.403 --> 27:30.560 Nabo, no! Don't go there, please. 27:30.650 --> 27:32.998 This is the last year of college. Don't friendzone me now. 27:33.088 --> 27:35.690 Shut up, Chirag. Of course, I love you. 27:36.084 --> 27:37.577 I love you too. 27:37.667 --> 27:41.689 But that doesn't mean we sacrifice our dreams for a college relationship. 27:45.852 --> 27:48.060 -Right? -Yes. But... 27:48.150 --> 27:50.325 Okay, listen. 27:51.638 --> 27:56.055 Let's say that we study together, live together. 27:56.145 --> 27:58.000 In fact, we do everything together. 27:58.979 --> 28:00.561 It will certainly feel good. 28:01.012 --> 28:02.785 I agree. It will be fun. 28:05.268 --> 28:07.063 But just think about it. 28:09.227 --> 28:13.413 If someday, after waking up and reading my text, 28:15.975 --> 28:17.488 instead of love, 28:18.463 --> 28:21.195 what if you regret not taking such a good job? 28:24.250 --> 28:25.908 What will you do then? 28:29.198 --> 28:30.216 Chirag. 28:31.815 --> 28:34.720 I really don't want to be the poison that kills your dreams. Okay? 28:37.841 --> 28:41.560 And as far as our relationship is concerned, 28:43.494 --> 28:45.369 if we are meant to be, we will be. Right? 28:47.543 --> 28:48.962 Always. 28:49.211 --> 28:50.621 Always? 28:53.288 --> 28:54.673 Sure? 28:55.078 --> 28:58.812 Chirag, no. Don't be a bad Chirag. 28:58.902 --> 29:02.159 -No. -Nabo, stop treating me like a puppy. 29:03.506 --> 29:04.878 Nabo. 29:06.354 --> 29:09.188 Pat me on the back. What are you doing? 29:09.957 --> 29:11.523 Nicely. 29:20.166 --> 29:22.615 'Come to Uncle's. Jhantoo's result is going to be out.' 29:22.705 --> 29:24.103 -Chirag. -Yes. 29:25.488 --> 29:28.014 Jhantoo's result is going to be out. Come, let's go. 29:28.960 --> 29:31.228 -Will some more companies be coming? -Yes. 29:31.433 --> 29:34.131 Just give me one day and I'll sort it out. 29:35.764 --> 29:37.970 -Guys! -Coming. 29:38.624 --> 29:41.886 -Has it come? -No. Not yet. 29:42.634 --> 29:44.040 How was your technical round? 29:44.543 --> 29:46.348 Don't worry. Stay positive. You'll make it. 29:51.314 --> 29:53.582 Hi, guys! Is the list out? 29:55.090 --> 29:56.454 Jhantoo, did you get through? 29:58.406 --> 30:00.343 Read the fucking room, Ankit. 30:04.295 --> 30:06.050 Oh. It's here. 30:07.074 --> 30:08.647 Tell us. 30:09.322 --> 30:12.745 -Jatin... G... -Further down. 30:13.524 --> 30:14.977 Check names under J. 30:15.067 --> 30:16.229 Well... 30:19.417 --> 30:20.950 Any more names? 30:22.757 --> 30:25.481 No worries. They're going to put out a second list. 30:27.568 --> 30:28.813 Bro, next time for sure. 30:28.903 --> 30:32.934 -It's your turn today. Hit him. -Show your back or get thrashed. 30:33.400 --> 30:36.439 Prahlad, your card. Give me your card. 30:37.247 --> 30:39.243 Cash or card? 30:48.822 --> 30:51.515 'Didn't make it to the first list.' 30:54.586 --> 30:57.497 More than half of them are yet to get a placement. 30:57.587 --> 30:59.818 Have some tea. It's hot. 31:00.229 --> 31:02.255 I just want Jhantoo to get through. 31:02.345 --> 31:03.843 He must make it. 31:05.461 --> 31:06.690 I hope so. 31:09.398 --> 31:11.219 Weren't you supposed to reply to your company? 31:12.578 --> 31:14.283 What did you decide? Are you taking it? 31:14.655 --> 31:16.476 Yes. I'm taking the job. 31:16.566 --> 31:18.207 -Yes! Sorry. -Keep it down. 31:21.516 --> 31:23.585 You cleared your HR round? 31:23.863 --> 31:25.700 Congrats, dude! 31:25.790 --> 31:27.025 Zip it, man! 31:27.115 --> 31:30.883 For once, read the fucking room, Ankit! 31:31.406 --> 31:33.735 -Are you an idiot? -Sorry, guys. 31:37.734 --> 31:40.516 Jhantoo! It's here. 31:41.312 --> 31:43.355 -Open it. -Just a minute, guys. 31:44.971 --> 31:46.506 -Okay. -Show us. 31:47.852 --> 31:49.649 Skip to J. 31:49.739 --> 31:51.389 Just wait. Will you? 31:51.578 --> 31:54.073 -Say something. -We're checking. 31:58.964 --> 32:01.919 -Go to the next page. -It's not there. 32:03.429 --> 32:04.857 -Are you sure? -Yes. 32:05.941 --> 32:07.582 Is there going to be another list? 32:08.896 --> 32:11.062 This was the last one for this company. 32:14.891 --> 32:16.499 Are you sure? 32:23.432 --> 32:27.433 Those who keep trying never fail. 32:30.292 --> 32:33.947 If this was true, then nobody would be unhappy. 32:35.012 --> 32:36.551 Everybody would be a winner. 32:37.322 --> 32:39.307 Every team would get a trophy. 32:41.065 --> 32:44.630 One-sided love would only be a myth. 32:46.142 --> 32:48.951 And my job would be in danger. 32:51.381 --> 32:55.557 During the placements, students go through a roller-coaster of emotions. 32:56.367 --> 32:59.720 They're stressed, restless, and exhausted. 33:00.636 --> 33:04.654 And they're relieved only when they have the offer letter in hand. 33:04.731 --> 33:06.529 'Couldn't make it to the 2nd list either.' 33:09.483 --> 33:13.612 And whoever doesn't get it feels only one thing. 33:45.392 --> 33:46.742 Asshole. 33:49.363 --> 33:51.117 You're a fucking loser! 33:51.207 --> 33:53.274 Dumbass. 33:53.364 --> 33:56.338 You're a fucking dickhead. A douchebag. 34:00.801 --> 34:02.083 Jhantoo. 34:05.643 --> 34:06.889 Jaat. 34:10.135 --> 34:11.848 What the fuck are you doing here? 34:15.788 --> 34:17.758 Where did you disappear for so many weeks? 34:20.097 --> 34:21.646 Say something, will you? 34:23.256 --> 34:25.390 Why aren't you participating in the placements? 34:25.480 --> 34:27.462 Because, bro, I'm shit-scared. 34:28.981 --> 34:34.150 The Jaat who scares people is scared thinking nobody might give him a job. 34:40.019 --> 34:43.364 It's not that I never felt like studying. 34:43.672 --> 34:45.036 I did. 34:46.155 --> 34:48.361 But nobody believed in me. 34:50.433 --> 34:52.116 Not even my own father. 34:53.070 --> 34:57.862 You know me. I can fight even ten guys at once without an ounce of fear. 34:59.647 --> 35:03.729 But school exam results always scared the crap out of me. 35:07.761 --> 35:10.224 And that same fear 35:11.055 --> 35:13.743 has been haunting me for the past few days. 35:15.928 --> 35:18.462 There was no way I could dodge the school exams. 35:20.104 --> 35:24.176 But I've decided to dodge this job exam. 35:26.669 --> 35:28.752 Because if I fail even in this, 35:29.860 --> 35:34.826 then these people who call me an illiterate, imbecile and knucklehead 35:36.570 --> 35:38.909 will stick those labels on me forever. 35:43.034 --> 35:45.814 Eventually, I'll have to go back to ploughing my father's field. 35:46.717 --> 35:50.308 So, this placement, enjoyment, whatever it is, 35:50.975 --> 35:54.627 you focus on it and leave this loser alone. 35:57.818 --> 36:03.605 Asshole! How can you be a loser when people called me Jhantoo? 36:04.969 --> 36:09.134 Look at our hostel boys. Look at me. Does any one of us look like a winner? 36:13.148 --> 36:14.738 We're all losers, my friend. 36:17.211 --> 36:19.396 But you certainly are a bigger loser. 36:20.176 --> 36:21.991 Not because you're shit-scared. 36:23.161 --> 36:26.167 But because you don't even want to try out of the fear of getting fucked. 36:31.953 --> 36:34.764 People go searching for opportunities. We're getting it right here. 36:36.213 --> 36:38.624 You want to plough your father's field? Go ahead. 36:38.921 --> 36:41.824 But first, try to get at least one job offer here. 36:43.767 --> 36:45.788 We've paid such hefty fees anyway. 36:45.878 --> 36:48.106 So we better step out of here with at least one job. 36:56.632 --> 37:00.541 Shall I tell you something? Those on the bottom rung, 37:01.208 --> 37:04.717 whom you call losers, look very much like you and me. 37:05.784 --> 37:11.375 They're so down at the bottom that looking up is the only option for them. 37:17.583 --> 37:19.076 Are you taking a dump? 37:19.624 --> 37:22.774 No, bro. I haven't shat for four days. 37:50.257 --> 37:53.122 You can hide from everyone else but not from me. 38:03.752 --> 38:05.172 Come, let's go. 38:16.279 --> 38:17.960 Guys, he's here! 38:18.050 --> 38:19.650 Come, everyone. Come. 38:19.740 --> 38:21.569 -There he is. -Extended list! 38:22.022 --> 38:23.556 -Extended list! -Extended list! 38:23.745 --> 38:25.230 -Extended list! -Extended list! 38:25.509 --> 38:28.597 -Extended list! -Extended list! 38:29.039 --> 38:31.553 -Extended list! -You are selected! 39:06.561 --> 39:08.950 Thank you, Akku. Thank you so much. 39:09.040 --> 39:12.191 I thank you from all my heart. You're the best. 39:12.281 --> 39:13.414 Thank you. 39:13.504 --> 39:15.211 Hug it out, man! 39:22.142 --> 39:26.615 -Party! -Party! 40:07.216 --> 40:08.276 Superb! 40:08.871 --> 40:14.855 Jhantoo, now that you've got a job, I'm confident that I too can get one. 40:15.311 --> 40:17.354 Just tell me what to do. 40:17.997 --> 40:21.882 I'm sloshed now. I'll tell you in the morning. Go and sleep till then. 40:22.151 --> 40:25.255 -This is your room. -Then go to yours, dumbass. 40:25.512 --> 40:27.474 -Yes, I'm going. Good night. -Good night. 40:27.769 --> 40:30.192 Rakhi, my sweetheart. 40:30.961 --> 40:32.884 -I love you. -I'm not sleeping with you tonight. 40:32.974 --> 40:34.487 -Okay. -Good night. 40:34.833 --> 40:37.013 -Good night! -Good night! 40:37.103 --> 40:38.835 -Good night, bro. -Good night. 40:39.361 --> 40:40.900 Good night. 40:41.348 --> 40:42.913 Good night! 41:00.915 --> 41:03.593 You must've done something at least? 41:04.085 --> 41:09.312 I told you. It's not that I didn't try. I just get scared. 41:09.402 --> 41:11.750 Yes, we know. Stop mouthing the same monologue. 41:12.058 --> 41:13.387 Let me think. 41:16.018 --> 41:19.609 A fake certificate is an option. But it'll cost you quite a bit. 41:19.699 --> 41:21.518 Yes, that can be done. 41:22.246 --> 41:27.347 Works for me. I have some gold. We can sell it. 41:42.227 --> 41:44.319 Where did you get all this from? 41:44.545 --> 41:46.648 My closet is always locked. 41:47.397 --> 41:49.254 This is all my trash, guys. 41:49.470 --> 41:52.137 Sports medals. They are of no use now. 41:53.275 --> 41:54.465 Sell it. 41:56.189 --> 41:59.261 So, guys, this is my first medal at college for tug of war, 41:59.594 --> 42:02.489 -where you pull the rope. I won in it. -I know. 42:05.054 --> 42:07.927 -Why not, guys? -We can't use that. Let's take this. 42:08.671 --> 42:12.390 Rupesh Bhati, what does feminism in the workplace mean to you? 42:12.480 --> 42:15.621 You're a girl. Behave like a girl. Don't spout too many questions. 42:20.302 --> 42:23.309 One who says such things should be fired immediately. 42:28.571 --> 42:29.817 What's going on? 42:30.104 --> 42:32.074 Sorry, sir. I was just... 42:34.152 --> 42:38.156 The first five answers are option D. Then A, B, A, B, and then C. 42:43.448 --> 42:46.667 So the topic is, what is the future of the internet? 42:46.757 --> 42:47.956 That's a beautiful question. 42:48.055 --> 42:50.116 Mr. Rupesh Bhati can give you the right answer. 42:50.500 --> 42:51.893 Yes, Mr. Bhati. 42:55.950 --> 43:00.381 Internet is www 43:02.439 --> 43:04.019 -dot. -Perfect! 43:04.531 --> 43:05.752 How enlightening! 43:05.842 --> 43:07.619 That's exactly what I was thinking, sir. 43:07.709 --> 43:10.472 He's right. He's very right. Accurate. 43:10.562 --> 43:12.063 -What I'm thinking is that... -Shut up! 43:13.017 --> 43:14.722 Mr. Rupesh Bhati, continue. 43:15.962 --> 43:19.892 Internet is free. Internet is fast. 43:19.982 --> 43:21.728 How are you so relaxed? 43:23.350 --> 43:27.464 I've sent those students for GD who've already gotten through 2 other rounds. 43:27.648 --> 43:29.423 This round is of no use to them. 43:29.513 --> 43:32.788 So, I pulled in a favour. They'll only be there as Jaat's fake competition. 43:33.198 --> 43:35.157 -I see. -That's brilliant! 43:35.247 --> 43:37.117 And Wi-Fi is faster. 43:37.207 --> 43:39.128 Correct. 43:39.218 --> 43:41.436 -Correct. -Wi-fi password 43:41.519 --> 43:45.533 sometimes get, sometimes don't. Internet again free. 43:51.523 --> 43:52.867 Watch it, man! 44:08.936 --> 44:10.825 So, Mr. Rupesh Bhati. 44:11.810 --> 44:14.580 What do you think about workplace behaviour? 44:19.422 --> 44:20.809 Excuse me, sir. 44:23.213 --> 44:25.886 I'm not going to make it, guys. I know. 44:26.654 --> 44:31.604 The interviewer only kept staring at me all the while as if I was a thief. 44:31.694 --> 44:35.242 He was interviewing me as if I was the police jeep and he was the cop. 44:36.756 --> 44:38.063 It's here. 44:39.588 --> 44:40.799 Take a look, Jaat. 44:40.889 --> 44:43.610 You guys can keep looking. I already know my result. 44:43.700 --> 44:45.888 -Jaat. -Look for Rupesh. 44:45.978 --> 44:48.114 Look under R. 44:48.668 --> 44:50.813 -There it is. -Yes, it's here. 44:54.464 --> 44:57.686 I had already said that nobody will hire this uncouth village boy. 44:57.776 --> 45:01.657 It was Jhantoo who pumped me saying we must land a job, come what may. 45:01.995 --> 45:03.493 Are you happy now? 45:07.155 --> 45:09.064 Rupesh Bhati selected. 45:11.312 --> 45:12.543 What? 45:15.012 --> 45:18.552 Your Highness, You are great! 45:19.291 --> 45:22.810 -Accept our gift. -Accept our gift. 45:23.282 --> 45:25.692 -I got the job? -Yes. 45:25.782 --> 45:27.898 I'll get a salary every month? 45:27.988 --> 45:29.328 Yes, dude. 45:34.842 --> 45:37.132 -I'll get a provident fund. -Hey. 45:37.543 --> 45:39.913 My salary will be all white money. 45:40.088 --> 45:42.283 I'll have my own bank account. 45:42.373 --> 45:44.008 I'll get weekends off. 45:44.098 --> 45:46.273 Fucker, wait till we spank you. 46:20.284 --> 46:23.895 Akku! Come, join us! Akku! Come! 46:33.416 --> 46:34.811 Akanksha. 46:35.324 --> 46:38.032 How will you fix those with your experience? 46:38.926 --> 46:40.629 To answer your question, ma'am, 46:41.172 --> 46:45.112 before jumping to any solution, we need to address the problem. 46:46.394 --> 46:49.164 It's important to identify where the bugs are located. 46:50.887 --> 46:52.374 Bugs are bound to be there. 46:54.376 --> 46:56.335 For no code is perfect. 46:57.269 --> 46:59.455 But they certainly help complete the code. 47:01.094 --> 47:02.972 And that's how we run a program. 47:04.903 --> 47:07.172 It's important for a program to keep running. 47:07.524 --> 47:09.519 Bugs are just a part of the process. 47:12.515 --> 47:15.215 Honestly, I am very impressed with you. 47:16.948 --> 47:20.098 You are very confident and that's very good for the company. 47:21.586 --> 47:25.946 Before we move ahead to discuss your salary and company guidelines, 47:26.459 --> 47:29.968 I'd like to tell you that the company will be very happy to have you onboard. 47:34.226 --> 47:36.545 Do you have any questions for us? 47:37.109 --> 47:38.876 Please feel free to ask. 47:45.851 --> 47:47.154 Actually, I do. 47:49.298 --> 47:52.971 Ma'am, if I may ask, how many employees are there in your company? 47:54.109 --> 47:55.781 Around 350. 47:57.556 --> 48:00.193 And are all of them equally skilled and talented? 48:01.393 --> 48:04.061 Of course not. That's not possible. 48:05.087 --> 48:06.431 Exactly. 48:08.835 --> 48:11.847 Ma'am, after being the placement coordinator for my batch, 48:13.468 --> 48:16.689 I've realised that not all students have the privilege of getting placed. 48:17.838 --> 48:19.931 Not all students have smooth interviews. 48:20.803 --> 48:23.994 Not all students make it. Some of them don't even have to. 48:28.970 --> 48:32.397 When we kick a football and it hits the goal post, 48:33.197 --> 48:35.598 it's because of kinetic energy. 48:36.183 --> 48:39.907 Whereas the entire credit should go to the hidden potential energy 48:41.148 --> 48:43.374 that gives it the correct push. 48:46.801 --> 48:48.699 I want to be that push. 48:51.705 --> 48:54.978 But I'm afraid I can't do it whilst working under someone. 48:57.850 --> 49:00.384 -So, are you saying... -I appreciate the offer. 49:02.332 --> 49:06.081 But I'm sorry. I can't take the job. the offer.