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-Mr. Ankit Pandey,
you should work for us. -Sure.

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-No, Mr. Pandey,
you should work for our company. -Sure.

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Mr. Pandey, we will give you a package
of 20 Lakhs, a house and a car.

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We will give you a package
of 24 lakhs, a house and a car.

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Not just that, we will bear
the expenses of your maid and fuel.

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-Mr. Ankit Pandey, the CEO's chair
is yours. -Oh, thank you.

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What chair? They still make
their CEO sit on a beanbag.

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-Ankit, come with us.
-Come with me.

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-Ankit, come with us.
-Come with me.

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Get up, you scoundrel.

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Akansha is calling everyone. Look
how many missed calls you have from her.

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Yes.

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Hey, Jhantoo,

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life will become so easy
after getting a job, right?

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Yes, dude, it will.
No stress of exams or CG.

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I am wondering, what will
we do with so much money?

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What is there to wonder about?
We will get some Russian strippers.

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We will make 12 clones of them.

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That should last us for a year. Come on.

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No.

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Smile a little.

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Oh, we met just now.

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-Yes, down in the mess area.
-Just joined.

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Who asked you?

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Yes, I'll message you. Thank you.

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Everyone is here? Where is Jaat?

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There is just one week
left till day zero.

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The recruitment is about to begin.
Does he care at all or not?

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I care.

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The Metamurphy Group
is coming for civil this time.

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-Yes, it is being discussed.
-Which company is that?

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Don't you guys know about Metamurphy?

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Think of the best building in the world.

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-Burj Khalifa.
-Empire Estate.

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Taj Mahal.

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They didn't make all these buildings
but they are a huge company.

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-If I get a job there,
I'll have so much money. -Is that right?

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I will buy a VR headset
with my first salary.

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-And a 400 cc sports bike
with my second salary. -Great.

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With my third salary, I will get
my mother's heart surgery done.

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Working for money. Corporate slave.

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You should work where
the environment is good.

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That is why I will choose
Bangalore as my job location.

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At least the environment will be good
even if the work environment is not.

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I will choose Bangalore too.

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Not because of you obviously.

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How will we meet in such a big city?

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The growth is good there.

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-Of trees.
-Nature.

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Guys, you are dreaming too big.

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Start with something more realistic.

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Like making a startup a unicorn or
becoming the world's richest person.

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Or opening a travel business on Mars.

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Please be serious.

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Because it's not going to be easy.

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Look, don't miss even a
single pre-placement talk.

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I have sent you a few videos
of HR and GD. Watch them.

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And keep taking the mock tests
for aptitude.

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We are trying to ensure more
kids get placed than the last time.

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But you guys will have to work hard too.

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And most importantly,
there will be rejections.

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So, don't give up. Be positive.

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Yes, so, is rejection a bad thing?

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Lincoln from the US and
Kundan from Benares

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were made strong because of rejection.

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So, in the interviews,
my focus will be on rejection.

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Because if you get rejected once,
then you lose the fear, right?

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That is why don't be positive.

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Be negative. Anything else?

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You could have texted us all this.

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Come on, guys. Let's go to Uncle's.
Tea and snacks.

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I sent you a link
for VR sets last night.

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-Watch those videos, okay?
-Yes.

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-Don't skip them, please.
-Oh, absolutely.

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Hey, forget it. Tell me about this.

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Okay. So, there's some bad news
and there's some bad news.

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Firstly, fewer companies have come
this year as compared to last year.

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Secondly, Ed Tech has declined too.

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Anyway, whether the companies
come or not is not in our control.

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But preparing our students well
is in our hands.

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So that the maximum number
of students can get placements.

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So, please motivate them.
Keep them on their toes.

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And take care of their discipline.

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No recruiter should feel that
our students are not serious.

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Okay? Thank you. You may go now.

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Sir, I have sent you the list of
all the six-pointers separately.

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With their special skills.
So, please check that.

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-Yes, I'll check it.
-Thank you, sir.

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Day zero of the placement season.

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This is no less than the opening
power play of a twenty-twenty match.

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High pressure, high expectations.

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Anything can happen.

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People may see someone and say,
who will hire him?

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That guy may hit a six
on his first ball.

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And someone who has been in
his top form for the last four years,

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it is possible that he may
not get a job in the end.

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Even the six-pointers
expect a six-figure salary.

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They want a cool boss.

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And they dream about going to Spain
for a vacation.

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The recruiters also want their
candidates to be all-rounders.

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Their IQ should be
greater than Einstein's.

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They should be an even
better coder than Steve Jobs.

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And when the deadline is near, they
should make a good cup of coffee too.

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Now, will these kids have
fun in the glass companies?

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Or will they work for the concrete
company and abuse the company?

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All this depends on day zero.

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What don't the kids do to
prepare themselves for day zero?

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Please give me an
interview recommendation.

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They call their seniors to
try and set up something.

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My CV is ready. The CV is great.

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Boys who gossip about affairs suddenly
start focusing on current affairs.

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They stand in front of the mirror and
say they are awesome, they can do it,

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they are the best,
they can crack any interview.

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Crack this. You'll get a good
job and have a lot of money.

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They find a thousand creative
ways to sell an average pen.

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-Sell me this pen. -Sir, can you write
that question for me?

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Sure.

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-Rupees hundred, sir.
-Impressive.

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And then comes the biggest sacrifice.

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Is it necessary to do this?

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You want a job, don't you?

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-Move aside.
-Then you'll have to do it.

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What if it bleeds?

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We'll ice it.

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Can't see without spectacles?

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-He is your best friend.
-He got an award, right?

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I won't be able to show my face
anywhere. I can't do it. Please.

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You must do it, Jhantoo.

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You must get it done once, okay?

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Get a shave at least.

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You said you'll only trim it.

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Hey! Where the hell
do you think you are going?

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Please let me go!

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-Please!
-No, Jhantoo!

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No.

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Jhantoo, no! No!

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Where will you run?
I won't let you go. Come on!

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Listen to me carefully.
No one will laugh at Jhantoo.

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If anyone laughs, I will screw their
happiness for the coming two years.

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Okay? Don't demotivate him.
No one will laugh.

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What is all this? What happened?

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Hey, who are you?

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Your dad, you asshole.

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Jhantoo.

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Shut up.

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Dude.

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-Hey, don't laugh.
-Look at him.

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Look at him.

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Hey, don't laugh, dude.

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It's nothing. Hey, don't laugh.

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-Be quiet.
-Come on. No one will laugh.

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-Be quiet.
-Do you find this funny?

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Do you find this funny?

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Laugh a little.

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Laugh, you asshole.

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-Look at him.
-Bro.

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Look what just happened.

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'Hostel Daze.'

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'Hostel Daze.'

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Tripathi, wait! Do you have a belt?

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-Yes.
-Give it to me quickly.

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Give me the damn bucket.

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Hello, sir. My name is Shivam.

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Asshole.

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Hello, sir. My name is Shivam.

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What the hell.

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I look nice, right?

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You look nice.

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-Right?
-You look nice.

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Bro, give me a shirt, please.

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I will give you my first salary.
Promise.

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-This needs to be ironed, right?
-Yes.

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How will you become an engineer?

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Tie!

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Bro, can I get a tie?

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-Take it from my room.
-Thank you.

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And can I get shoes in size twelve?

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Your shoe size is twelve, you fucker?

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My size is twelve. My room is open.
Go and take them.

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-Go, take them.
-Thank you.

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Scoundrel, you got a PPO.

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Why are you going for placements?

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Just because I am fasting doesn't
mean I can't see the menu, right?

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And if the food is good,
I might as well taste it.

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I can.

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What are you looking at?

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Anyway, you are not even eligible for
most of the companies I am applying to.

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Hold this.

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It will dry in ten minutes.

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-Go and bowl, dude.
-We need to toss first.

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What toss? I won the match.

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-Fucker, you won the match yesterday.
-Yes, so?

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So, new day, new match, new toss.

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This is not how we do it. Go and bowl.

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What are my younger brothers doing?

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Oh, so you are playing cricket?

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That's good. Count me in too.
I am in the college team.

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They call me Mr. 180 degrees.

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-180.
-There are no runs in the back.

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-Come. I'll be in the batting team.
-No, bro.

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The team is set. Five people on
each side. Where will we put you?

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You already selected the team?

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That's okay. You will need an umpire
as well.

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Look, I have a potbelly
and I am also prone to cheating.

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Bro, there are CCTV cameras here.

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If there is a disagreement,
we go down and watch the footage.

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He is studying engineering. Well...

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But you will need an audience too,
right?

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We Indians can watch cricket anywhere.
You play. I'll cheer.

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I can even do the Mexican wave.

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Go on, good boys. Start playing.

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Go on and bowl, dude.

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And, Sumit, don't cheat today.
Remove the sandpaper from your pocket.

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Come on. Bravo.

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-A little right.
-Not too much.

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It is not too much.

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-Hey.
-Move your hand.

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-This is good.
-Is the triangle proper?

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-So cute.
-You look so good.

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I am feeling very nervous.

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There is aptitude after the
pre-placement talk and after that, GDPI.

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If I get a job in this company,
I will be so happy.

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I want to lose my employment
virginity to Pixi Palette Pvt Limited.

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-Oh, you will.
-Listen.

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This should be your first
and last company, got it?

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-Yes. Should I go now? Do I look good?
-Yes, go on.

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-Go get them.
-Yes, bro.

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-Dude, my files?
-They are in your room, right?

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Of course. I am so forgetful today.

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-All the best!
-Thank you!

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He will be happy today.

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That's good.

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Let's take a look at the companies
for civil, bro.

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Let's check.

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They are not coming.

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The Metamurphy group
is not coming today.

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Is no one coming from civil?

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There is one, bro. AZL Pvt.

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The salary looks like
charity, not a salary.

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Take a look at agriculture, dude.

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Agri...

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-Is it this one?
-Yes, that's the one. Open it.

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A backlog is not allowed.

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It's cool. I came to get rejected.

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Jhantoo, bro, can I have your shoes?

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I have to go for the PPT of IG Mentec.

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-Size eight, right?
-Yes.

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He wore mine and left.

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They seem brand new.
Haven't you worn these ever?

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Thank you, bro. Thank you.

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-Hey, did you guys find out
about Ravi Teja? -What?

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Silimon is giving him a package
of 18 lakhs, dude.

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18?

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But Teja rejected it. He said I'll
opt for a better offer than this.

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He is pissing fire, bro.

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-Just look at him.
-Better than that?

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Yes, so, chill. It's just begun.

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A keymaker once told me in Chabua that

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confidence is the real key.

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Focus, you asshole.

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Good morning, everyone.
Welcome to Pixi Palette.

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I am Rakesh Bhatia,
senior regional head, Asia Pacific.

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At Pixi, we believe in the mantra,

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you grow, we grow. We grow, you grow.

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Because admit it.
We are the best in the industry.

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With a proven track record
year after year.

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We are happy to have you on board. And
remember, at Pixi, we are all a family.

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Ma'am!

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I am sorry. This year, we won't
be hiring anyone from this college.

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But, ma'am, I posted the best
students from my batch for you.

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Exactly. They are all extraordinary.

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Next year, either they will
switch or go for further studies.

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So, I'll give you average kids.

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Average students with no
personal goals or ambitions.

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They won't go anywhere, ma'am.

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At least recruit a few, ma'am.

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Then what's the point?
They won't be good.

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Good? Ma'am, these hostel
kids are trained for everything.

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You are hiring for sales.

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These guys make a million excuses
for a debt of a rupees hundred.

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You want street-smart kids.
Tell me any movie.

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Rare, banned, even the ones
that the producer has deleted,

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they will get you a
720p copy of that movie.

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You want hard-working kids
who sit at a desk for eight hours?

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Our gamers don't get up
before twenty-four hours.

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And that is still warm-up.

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Ma'am, please give them a chance.

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Like lakhs of youngsters in our country,
all they need is an opportunity.

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Come.

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Listen. Send me the second list.

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I'll look into it.

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Sure, ma'am.

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Thank you so much. It means a lot.

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Thank you.

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Hey, why are you worrying so much?

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You have cleared the aptitude
for Easy Tech, right?

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I am worried about the entire batch,
not myself.

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Why? Have you paid everyone's fee?

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Why are you taking this role
so personally?

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We are just mediators, right?

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So, just do as you are told.

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And, anyway, I just came so that
we have an advantage over the others.

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Hi. Yes?

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Zero Tech is here? Cool, cool.
I am coming.

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Prerna, listen.
I have to send the second list.

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-Give it to me.
-Okay. I'll call you back.

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It's just the beginning, dude.

18:10.891 --> 18:14.540
Nabo? Nabo, you are
getting worried again?

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If it doesn't happen this time,

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next time, we'll choose
some different companies.

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And if that doesn't happen either?

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Chirag, I have terrible luck with exams.

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I don't understand.
I won't get a job and then...

18:28.415 --> 18:30.490
Hey, calm down. Calm down.

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Look, if it doesn't happen then I will

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personally prepare you
for aptitude next time.

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Okay? I promise.

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Now smile. Smile.

18:43.995 --> 18:45.512
Why are you smiling?

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I got through.

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Me too. I scored 72.

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-93.
-What? How much?

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-93. Look.
-What?

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How is it possible?

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I don't know.

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You must have given random answers.
AAA, BBB, CCC, DDD.

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-You thought something will click.
-No, Chirag. I solved the entire thing.

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In fact, while solving,
I thought that if

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I can solve it so easily,
it must be wrong.

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Yes.

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The questions weren't that easy.

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Might be luck.
Sometimes it works. Right?

19:26.423 --> 19:29.544
-It happens. Let's celebrate.
-No, but I...

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Yes.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Dude, Metamurphy didn't come today too.

19:45.656 --> 19:47.899
AZL Pvt. is still here.

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Then apply for that.

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It is a core company.

19:51.908 --> 19:55.629
Gupta said those guys haven't
constructed anything above six floors.

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If I have to lift cement, I'll at least
do it for a skyscraper. Why them?

20:00.684 --> 20:02.238
Check Agri.

20:05.900 --> 20:07.628
Agri.

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Denva Agro. One backlog is allowed.

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CG-7. You...

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5.94.

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Jhantoo, give me a needle and thread.

20:20.818 --> 20:22.705
My button came off.
I am late for my interview.

20:27.289 --> 20:29.062
Whoa. It's a great idea.

20:29.808 --> 20:31.927
Dude, did you guys hear about Ravi Teja?

20:32.001 --> 20:34.506
Kractic is ready to give him
a package of 24 lakhs, dude.

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On top of that,
a placement in California.

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He has won the lottery, man.

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No one is giving me even 24 thousand.

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24 lakhs.

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I am thinking if I don't a job in core,
I'll apply for a different stream.

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Do it, bro.
I anyway came to get rejected.

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What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.

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I am losing my cool.

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We have won again, bro.

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Yes, bro, we won two.

21:16.771 --> 21:19.768
-We won.
-We won. Congratulations. But wait.

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Where are you going?

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I have made a setup here. You don't
have to go down to watch the highlights.

21:25.125 --> 21:26.583
You can watch the highlights
here in slow-mo.

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No, bro. We are tired. We have to study.
We are leaving.

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This. Because of this attitude,
our country is bad at sports.

21:34.334 --> 21:36.496
It has been 12 years
since we won the world cup.

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It's already been 12 years?

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Look at this. Everyone wants to be a
coder. No one wants to be a keeper.

21:41.400 --> 21:45.017
Bro, we took a five minutes break
from studies to play one match.

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You said best of three, best of five
and made us play 24 matches.

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Bro, let's leave.

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Come on, bro. I have to
submit my assignment.

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-That professor will screw my happiness.
-He's the one who screwed our happiness.

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Yes, go! Study.

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Study as much as you can!

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But no matter how much you study,
your happiness will still be screwed.

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Hey, rascal. Hit him!

22:48.532 --> 22:50.088
Hey, Rakesh.

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Rajesh.

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Yes. Rajesh. Wait a minute.

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I am Rupesh. Hang up the phone. Do it.

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Rupesh Bhati. I gifted you a pen.
Remember?

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Gift? When?

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I gave you a pen
and you didn't return it.

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We were standing in the queue
to fill out our examination forms.

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I jumped like this and read your name.

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I couldn't remember properly
if it was Rajesh or Rakesh.

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Yes, so... Do you want your pen back?

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What are you saying, bro? We're friends.
Will I take a pen from my friend?

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Sorry. I was not able to give you time.

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But we will catch up on
everything today. Come.

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Did you get a placement?
It must be going on, right?

23:42.808 --> 23:44.109
I am trying.

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But, bro, forget all that. Is this shirt
readymade or did you get it tailored?

24:21.251 --> 24:23.965
Bro the answer to 12th
question was 32 right?

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I think it was Madras.

24:27.330 --> 24:30.983
Hey bbro, you were suppose
to make big huge skyscrapers.

24:31.530 --> 24:33.010
How come you are into testing?

24:34.516 --> 24:36.736
What are you saying bro, you
yourself are from Mechanical.

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Recession is coming in US, i thought the
growth rate willl be slow in mechanical.

24:42.711 --> 24:44.858
So thought of switching

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You are right.

24:47.861 --> 24:49.421
Written exam went well.

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GD is the main issue.
Hope that goes nicely as well.

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Can you give me some tips for GD?

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What can I provide you with?

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It's very simple.

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It's all about confidence.

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The moment opposite person
starts speaking, you counter him.

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Whatever he says,
always oppose him.

25:09.570 --> 25:12.080
So, your topic is, should India import
goods from its neighbouring countries?

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-Please discuss.
-No. I don't think so.

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-Disagree.
-How dare you?

25:16.918 --> 25:18.225
What do you think of yourself?

25:18.315 --> 25:21.741
Our topic for today is,
the education system of India.

25:21.831 --> 25:25.319
As we can practically see that
through our education system,

25:25.409 --> 25:29.820
we are lucky enough to sit in
front of such esteemed individuals.

25:29.910 --> 25:32.155
The films are having a bad
impression on today's youth.

25:32.245 --> 25:35.354
They are catching bad habits
like smoking, drinking, and dating.

25:35.444 --> 25:37.895
-No, but...
-That's a total generalization.

25:37.985 --> 25:40.414
What about good films
about animal activism?

25:40.490 --> 25:42.594
-Say. Say.
-I don't care.

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East or West, India is best. And I
am very proud to use Indian products.

25:45.815 --> 25:48.509
Correct. I even stopped having
my favourite intercontinental food.

25:48.599 --> 25:51.144
Morning, Misal Pav. Lunch, Litti Choka.

25:51.234 --> 25:53.583
Night, rice plate.
Even my girlfriend left me.

25:53.673 --> 25:55.681
But I never left my country.

25:56.411 --> 25:58.380
Bro, I am saying that...

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Excuse me. Speak in English.

26:02.728 --> 26:04.220
And then what about stalking?

26:04.310 --> 26:06.779
What about sexism? Patriarchy?

26:06.869 --> 26:09.333
Men can't cry?
Should I cry and show you right now?

26:09.654 --> 26:12.714
Sir, even you can cry.
This blatant sexism.

26:12.899 --> 26:14.487
They don't focus on
female characters at all.

26:14.577 --> 26:17.892
They barely get a few dialogues and
sometimes, even that doesn't happen.

26:17.982 --> 26:21.299
Let me finish, Nabomita.
I am fighting for you guys.

26:21.389 --> 26:25.415
My final point is,
I am a proud male feminist.

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I would like to conclude by saying that
our education system may be good or bad

26:31.338 --> 26:36.760
but we all will make it better. Because
we are the education system of India.

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I am the education system of India.
You are the education system of India.

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Sir, you are also
the education system of India.

26:49.296 --> 26:51.152
I cleared my GD.

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That is great, bro. Congrats.

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-Yours?
-I'll check.

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Chirag, I failed.

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It's alright, Nabo.
We'll try for another company.

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I mean I was talking about her.

27:12.152 --> 27:15.082
Chirag, if you cleared yours,
then go for it.

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Yes, I mean we'll see.

27:17.548 --> 27:20.791
So many companies are yet to come.
We'll have a lot of chances.

27:21.039 --> 27:24.116
But I think I won't sit for
this company's technical.

27:24.206 --> 27:25.455
Why won't you sit?

27:27.125 --> 27:30.287
I mean I wasn't interested in
this company.

27:30.368 --> 27:34.426
I mean we... I...
I decided on Bangalore, right?

27:34.525 --> 27:36.989
-And it's not in Bangalore...
-Shouldn't you have told me earlier?

27:38.080 --> 27:40.222
Do you know the condition
of the placement cell?

27:40.312 --> 27:43.673
So few companies are coming.
So few people are getting selected.

27:43.763 --> 27:45.670
And why will they select?
I, myself wouldn't select.

27:45.946 --> 27:49.631
And, you. AZL is your core company,
right? What are you doing here?

27:50.219 --> 27:53.203
-Have you seen their salary?
-Really? Have you seen your CGPA?

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Take what you are getting.

27:56.575 --> 27:58.613
But I want Metamurphy.
I am waiting for them.

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And who said you can't try later?

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Attend this now and
when the A-list companies

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come, attend that.
Don't take any chances.

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And, you, go, prepare for your techni.
It's tonight.

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-Yes, okay.
-Chirag.

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Yes.

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And, listen. Tell Jhantoo not to
lose hope. It will happen, okay?

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-Take care of him.
-Yes, don't worry.

28:22.986 --> 28:24.983
-Go. Get going.
-Yes.

28:25.684 --> 28:26.930
Yes.

28:29.689 --> 28:31.868
-Yes.
-Have you seen Metamurphy?

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So? I heard you killed it in aptitude.

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What is the use, Akku?
I get out in the next round.

28:37.926 --> 28:40.378
Why are you sulking? You'll crack it.

28:40.586 --> 28:42.093
Your aptitude scores are so strong.

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Do you know the questions
were of CAT level?

28:44.208 --> 28:45.722
-Really?
-Really.

28:45.812 --> 28:47.035
CAT level?

28:47.590 --> 28:50.433
But I found them so easy
while I was solving them.

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Come on. Just a minute.

28:52.913 --> 28:55.536
Oh, Prerna, you called me
13 times in one minute.

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The AZL aptitude is starting in hall
three, students. Come along, please.

29:54.061 --> 29:56.250
You have to go to hall three.
Keep your bags outside.

29:56.537 --> 29:58.214
You can take a pen
and a register inside.

29:58.466 --> 30:01.625
Ankit, come on, bro. Hall three.

30:18.172 --> 30:19.514
Hey, Jhantoo.

30:20.239 --> 30:22.715
Dude, did you hear about Ravi Teja?

30:22.805 --> 30:25.769
Two companies are fighting for him.
They are bidding for him.

30:25.859 --> 30:27.714
Silimal has even offered
a green card to him.

30:27.804 --> 30:30.471
-And also the company shares.
-Did you come here to tell me that?

30:30.561 --> 30:32.903
No. I came to return your shoes.

30:32.993 --> 30:34.022
My GD is done.

30:34.107 --> 30:36.794
Now the interview is after a few
days so I will come back for these.

30:36.884 --> 30:38.903
Okay. Keep them there. I'll take them.

30:39.130 --> 30:41.049
You'll need them too someday, dude.

30:41.139 --> 30:42.700
-Yes, yes.
-Thank you, bro.

31:29.875 --> 31:31.354
You are feeling lonely again?

31:32.383 --> 31:35.315
My friend is coming.
He is a little late.

31:38.006 --> 31:40.868
If he is late, that's fine.
But he should get here.

31:42.926 --> 31:47.721
I got my son, Piyush, admitted a
year late too. But I got him admitted.

31:49.414 --> 31:54.603
The thing is I want him
to get a job, not do this.

31:56.567 --> 31:58.496
Is getting a job so easy?

31:59.352 --> 32:00.632
Is it so hard?

32:01.687 --> 32:05.354
I have seen absolutely dumb boys
getting a package of six lakhs.

32:06.903 --> 32:11.089
Should I tell you something? Sweeping
the floors here for so many years,

32:11.936 --> 32:13.526
even I have memorized that P plus half

32:13.598 --> 32:15.733
rubic square plus ROGH
is equal to constant.

32:18.587 --> 32:22.851
You just have to answer a few
small questions with confidence.

32:29.373 --> 32:31.907
To be honest, I am terrified.

32:33.887 --> 32:36.361
I can't gather the courage
to sit for an interview.

32:38.185 --> 32:42.078
So many intelligent boys are getting
rejected. What will become of me?

32:43.167 --> 32:46.393
If a thousand boys fill out
the forms for one position,

32:47.155 --> 32:48.867
some of them will have to get rejected.

32:50.580 --> 32:53.672
Right? It is possible
that the guy standing

32:53.732 --> 32:56.201
next to you may be called before others.

32:57.308 --> 32:58.847
And then you will stand there,

32:59.535 --> 33:03.697
questioning all the decisions
of your life.

33:06.131 --> 33:07.755
But may I tell you something?

33:09.428 --> 33:13.634
If you stand in the queue a bit longer,
your number will come too.

33:17.747 --> 33:19.509
You are a player, right?

33:20.580 --> 33:25.908
You must be knowing that
any player loses in his mind first

33:26.738 --> 33:28.269
before losing on the ground.

33:34.297 --> 33:35.536
Will you have a smoke?

33:36.716 --> 33:38.310
I am a player, right?

33:39.892 --> 33:41.094
Do your best.

33:42.481 --> 33:46.877
So, I think 5G Internet is
extremely important because

33:46.950 --> 33:51.288
all the companies are highly dependent
on internet.

33:54.643 --> 33:56.948
Required CG-6.

33:57.301 --> 33:58.832
How much do you have?

34:00.816 --> 34:02.299
5.94.

34:14.772 --> 34:17.060
-Nabo!
-How was your techni?

34:17.150 --> 34:20.458
I have two good news. I got through.

34:21.876 --> 34:23.869
They liked me a lot.

34:24.455 --> 34:26.868
-How can anyone dislike you?
-That is true.

34:27.308 --> 34:28.545
-And second?
-Yes.

34:28.635 --> 34:30.966
They liked the rest
of the candidates too.

34:31.056 --> 34:33.492
Chances are they will
release a second list for the GD.

34:33.578 --> 34:36.078
So, you too might get a chance.

34:36.908 --> 34:38.474
-Yes.
-Isn't that great?

34:38.564 --> 34:40.705
Actually, Chirag.

34:41.842 --> 34:43.907
I have been thinking
and I wanted to tell you...

34:43.981 --> 34:45.265
-What?
-Just a moment.

34:45.371 --> 34:46.935
-Everything will turn out great.
-Hello?

34:47.540 --> 34:51.519
Yes, Akku. Yes, no. I am removing
my name from the placement pool.

34:51.897 --> 34:53.102
Okay.

34:55.259 --> 34:59.734
Why are you removing your name from
the placement pool? Did you get a job?

34:59.824 --> 35:01.183
-No.
-Then?

35:03.117 --> 35:06.652
Actually, I wanted to speak to you.

35:08.165 --> 35:12.576
You know that whenever I give aptitude
exams, my scores are great, right?

35:12.666 --> 35:15.722
Yes, you score more than me. So?

35:15.812 --> 35:20.435
So, it got me thinking and I went to
my room and gave a lot of mock exams.

35:21.117 --> 35:24.092
And you won't believe it.
I scored really well in all of them.

35:24.456 --> 35:26.866
Wow. That's really great. So?

35:28.469 --> 35:30.083
So, that is my strength, Chirag.

35:30.900 --> 35:32.022
And...

35:33.767 --> 35:38.821
Then I was thinking that...
that I should do MBA, you know?

35:40.280 --> 35:42.659
I mean it makes sense, right?

35:43.476 --> 35:46.635
MBA? Suddenly how did this...

35:46.731 --> 35:48.224
Are you serious?

35:48.632 --> 35:52.084
Yes, I mean it is sudden
but also not really...

35:52.126 --> 35:54.256
I have thought about this a lot.

35:57.376 --> 36:00.173
Honestly, I think I realized that

36:01.018 --> 36:04.497
I don't like engineering.
I am bad at it, you know?

36:06.660 --> 36:09.194
If I get a job,
I'll just regret it all my life.

36:11.123 --> 36:15.653
And think about it. This is the time
to explore a little, to experiment.

36:16.383 --> 36:18.613
You know, I really feel
like I should take that risk.

36:18.703 --> 36:21.978
What are you saying?
You want to experiment and explore?

36:22.068 --> 36:23.450
What? What risk?

36:23.540 --> 36:27.112
Which film did you watch? Tell me.
I will give it a poor rating on IMDb.

36:27.369 --> 36:30.923
Chirag, I am thinking about doing MBA.

36:30.997 --> 36:33.042
-See, I want to show you something.
-You are not thinking.

36:33.148 --> 36:35.612
You have already made up
your mind and decided.

36:35.762 --> 36:37.437
You are just telling me.

36:41.632 --> 36:45.645
Chirag, please.
You have to understand me.

36:47.254 --> 36:48.430
Listen.

36:50.039 --> 36:54.295
I promise you. I've thought about it.
And I want this.

36:54.385 --> 36:56.512
But it wasn't what we have planned.

36:57.485 --> 37:00.999
How can you take such
a big decision on your own?

37:01.891 --> 37:04.220
You didn't discuss or tell me.

37:04.310 --> 37:06.175
-Suddenly...
-No, but...

37:06.265 --> 37:11.000
I was so certain that we'll get
a job together in Bangalore.

37:12.420 --> 37:15.460
Chirag, but... Look at this once.

37:15.550 --> 37:18.027
Actually, I... I need some space.

37:18.117 --> 37:20.257
-Chirag, talk to me.
-We'll talk later.

37:44.313 --> 37:47.357
So, Ankit Pandey, tell me
something about yourself.

37:47.846 --> 37:50.062
Sir, I am an extremely
hard-working individual.

37:50.120 --> 37:55.014
And I think that if AZL Pvt. gives me
an opportunity to work with them, then

37:55.136 --> 37:57.006
I can be a great asset to the firm.

37:57.096 --> 37:58.626
Why this company?

38:02.243 --> 38:04.897
Ma'am, because AZL is a core company.

38:04.987 --> 38:10.122
It's great for a civil engineer
to start his career.

39:26.259 --> 39:28.569
Jhantoo, how are your placements?

39:31.701 --> 39:32.802
I am screwed.

39:35.390 --> 39:37.313
I didn't want to get so rejected, bro.

39:38.838 --> 39:40.899
I am not able to apply for any company.

39:41.520 --> 39:43.007
Just give me a chance.

39:47.598 --> 39:49.899
The cut-off for KEG fertilizers was 6.

39:50.444 --> 39:52.831
And my CGPA? 5.94.

39:53.531 --> 39:55.621
I am yearning to wear formal clothes.

40:03.710 --> 40:06.945
If I had studied for two hours, dude,
I'd be giving interviews right now.

40:07.886 --> 40:10.230
I missed the main lecture on hydrology.
Why?

40:10.320 --> 40:12.280
Because I don't know where
I was sitting and getting drunk.

40:14.572 --> 40:20.013
It feels like if I had taken one less
break to smoke, I would have made it.

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I am remembering all the nonsense
that I was up to in the last four years.

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If I had not done a few things, not all,
just a few and instead opened a book,

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I would have a job today.

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Getting in is so difficult, who
knows what will happen after that?

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I won't be able to do this, dude.

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I am done.

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Ankit has done it.
The scoundrel got a job.

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Bring the belt. Come on, guys.

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-You are my brother, dude.
-Come on, bro.

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Let me say thank you.

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Slowly, guys. Come on.

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Hey! Wait, listen!

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Let me get a job at Metamurphy, then
you can hit me as much as you want.

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Metamurphy is not coming this year.
Don't you know?

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Their CEO fired fifty per cent
of their workforce.

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The whole company is in debt, dude.

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What are you looking at?
Hit him with the belt.

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Hit him.

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Two on top and two at the bottom.

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Take this.

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It is not up to you if your
expectations will be fulfilled or not.

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But it is up to you to keep or
not keep unrealistic realizations.

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The root of all the problems
is not low performance,

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it is high expectations.

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But the students won't
think of such philosophies

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during the cruel process of placements.

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So, in such scenarios,
instead of expecting,

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you must accept what you have got.
xpecting,