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This is great. General Secretary
of Hostel Affairs.

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Sorry! I got held up with some work.
So, is your CV done?

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Almost. I'm on the last page.

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It shouldn't be more than one page.
You'll get me into trouble.

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-Now, hurry up and email it to me.
-On it.

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I've got you the Soil Mechanics
and Farm Machinery textbooks.

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Go through it and clear your
basics for the technical round. Okay?

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This is so heavy.

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Making a career looks pretty
burdensome, right?

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Jatin, if you don't get serious,
you've no idea what will happen.

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Hold on. Don't get so worked up.
Look at this.

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Once they see the General Secretary
of Hostel Affairs on my CV,

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I'll be the one asking questions.

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Where do you see your company
in the next five years?

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Why should you hire me?

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And why do you have this smoke alarm
in your office?

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Why are we friends? And why do I care
if you get a job or not?

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It's okay. Don't fret so much.

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Chirag's getting me a list of the most
asked questions and answers.

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That reminds me. You were all about
privacy, right? Here's a gossip.

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After coming to the final year,
even Chirag watches porn now.

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I could hear moans from his room
all night. Can you believe it?

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I didn't need this information.

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Sorry.

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Where is Jaat?

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He's attending his niece's wedding.

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His niece? Is she a child-bride?

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No, dear. His niece is 32 years old.

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But his aunt was a child-bride.

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What do you think about this font?

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Finish it and email it to me.
I'm heading to the canteen.

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Okay. But listen.

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Don't leave this burden behind.

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Shut up! Just read it.

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Sure.

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Fucking hell!

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-Listen, Ritusaar.
-Yes.

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Please give me that fairness face wash
that you have.

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-Why do you want it though?
-Shivani is hitting on me, bro.

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-Whoa, man!
-On you? That's great!

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Charming Shivani is a cakewalk

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but I am shit-scared of these
hostel seniors.

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That's exactly why they dominate
everyone in the first year.

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This is our hostel now. So, walk with
a bold ass, not a wuss ass.

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-So, no one fucks with you.
-That's okay. But why don't you shower?

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-Bro, you stink a lot! So, please!
-It's been two days since you showered.

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That was my toothpaste.
Did you ask me before taking it?

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Priyanka is my girl. Did you ask me
before sending her a request?

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Then tell your girl to change her
account settings and make it private.

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Got it? Don't poke around my stuff.

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She can't do it. Because she's not on
social media at all.

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Wait a second, bro. Didn't you just say
that he sent a request to your girl?

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And now, you're saying that she's not
on social media at all? What nonsense!

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He sent it to her fake account
that I created.

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To find out who amongst you scumbags
is trying to hit on her.

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And you, Solanki. Stop offering money.

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-You won't get any nudes.
-Hey, are you crazy?

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Relax, bro.

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If love means craziness, then yes,
I'm crazy.

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They call me a Tomcat in
Hostel no. 3 for a reason.

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-I bite hard.
-Listen up, Tomcat.

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Two minutes and I'll turn you
into a cat from Tomcat.

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-I belong to the Rajwada family from
Rajasthan. -Easy, bro.

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-Got it? Now scram.
-From Rajasthan?

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-Yes.
-Take this!

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Bloody Tomcat! What water is this?

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-He threw toilet water at us, man.
-What are you waiting for? Get him.

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Throwing water at us. Does your dad
drive a water tanker or what?

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-You motherfucker!
-Move it! Out you go!

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You've made a huge mistake,
you bastards.

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I'm Goldie Dahiya's uncle's son.

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So what?

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Meet me at 6 in the evening
at the cycle stand.

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You'll get a befitting reply to
your question.

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Oh, and do wear a diaper and come.
I'll make you pee in your pants.

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Off you go! We know your kind well.
Get out!

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-Go threaten someone else. Out now!
-Bro.

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-Go easy.
-Go on. Go ahead and take a left.

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-Yes, that's the way. Out you go!
-Take it easy.

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What's wrong with you, Ritusaar?

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-Have you lost it?
-To hell with him!

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You want us to become goons
of the hostel in the very first year?

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Exactly. You know what?
Let's just go to the seniors.

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-Let's complain. They might help us.
-Yes, he's right.

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-Heard what he said? We must go and
complain. Let's go. -Come.

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-Alright, let's go.
-Come, guys.

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Bali Dahiya, the Tomcat?

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Fuckers, do you even know who you
messed with?

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He bit me during the ragging.

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Because I was the one ragging him.

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You guys bashed up Goldie Dahiya's
brother, man!

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Who is this Goldie Dahiya?

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Who the hell bashed up Goldie's brother?

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-He did.
-Help us.

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He's a bloody Matka of the college.

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-As in pot?
-No. A male M.Tech student.

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A state-level Mallakhamba player.
He has shoved poles up many asses.

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-Like this.
-What were you thinking, man?

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Once while playing badminton when he
saw his opponent cheat, he broke it.

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-What? The racquet?
-The racquet, referee, player,

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and even some people from the audience
bore the brunt.

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What now, sir?

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Well, can you go and live in Nepal
for a week?

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-Nepal?
-Nepal?

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Alright. Come.
I'll figure out something.

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They fought over a girl, man.

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Don't be scared.

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File a complaint with the Disciplinary
Committee. They'll help.

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Don't even make that mistake.
You guys hit him first.

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If they lose it, they'll slap you with
a fine as well as a backlog.

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And if you're very lucky, you can get
rusticated too.

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I can get you his parents' numbers.

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Kids mend their ways only when parents
lock them up in the bathroom.

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He doesn't have parents which is why
he's such a spoilt brat.

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Brother Jhantoo, you are the only
person who can save us from Goldie.

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Nobody else. Please do something.

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Look, what can Jhantoo do in
this matter?

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He's preparing for his placements.
He's in the final year now.

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But, sister, we're in the first year.

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And we're not the ones to get
into fights.

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We're studious boys. I had told him not
to get into a fight.

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We just made a small mistake.

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If I had a fight at home, I would have
gone to my elder brother.

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But it's a fight in the hostel, so,
I've come to the hostel president.

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-You are the only authority here.
-Whoa! Stop this daily soap drama!

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We're least interested in it.

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I mean, I am.

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You idiots have certainly messed up
royally.

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But the issue is that your asses first
belong to us and then to the outsiders.

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Come. Let's go and douse their
sparks of anger.

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Jhantoo, don't get into brawls.

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Don't worry. I won't get into any brawl.
I'll just work out a compromise.

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-Ten minutes and I'll be back here.
-But...

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Exactly ten minutes. Let's go, Ankit.

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-Ankit, why are you going with him?
-It's no biggie.

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-Hope you didn't bash him too much.
-No. I just shoved him.

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No worries. You won't need to go
to Nepal.

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No, madam. Don't you worry.
No one can bash your son up.

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I mean, nobody can hit your son.
I'll see to it as the warden.

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Alright. Okay.

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Combat, war, battle.

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There's no place for all this in
a hostel.

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What's this smacking,
bashing and thrashing, after all?

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And that too for petty reasons.

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But when both the parties who fight
get tired

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or get shit-scared,
then enters a third party.

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One who works out a compro
or a compromise.

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And his job is to salvage the situation
and not let it blow out of proportion.

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By doing this, he becomes bigger than
the other two.

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Because no matter how big
movie stars become,

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the most powerful person is the one
who gets them to his parties.

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'Hostel Daze'

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'Hostel Daze'

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Both of you keep your mouth shut.
I'll do the talking.

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Sure. Go ahead. We won't interfere.

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Goldie, look. They're here.

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Yes, Jhantoo. You do the talking.

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So, bro, what's the matter?

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Yes. Tell us. What's this all about?

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You're early. I told them to come
at 6 o'clock.

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It's 5:45 now. Wait for 15 minutes.
Some more of our boys are coming.

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Hey, time is money.

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What is it, man? Are you looking for
some more trouble?

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Look, bro, you are...

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This concerns my brother.
You better stay out of it, Jhantoo.

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This also concerns the hostel.
So, the hostel GSHA has to intervene.

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I'm not here to fight.
I'm just here to sort this out.

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They're all very sincere boys.

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They made a mistake.
They're here to apologise.

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Sorry, sir. Sorry, Tomcat.

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Sorry, sir.

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Love, peace and respect, bro.

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Goldie, this is all just an act.

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All of them are rogues and goons.

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This one wanted to whack me
this morning.

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This one called our father a water
tanker driver.

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And this one says
that I am from a desert.

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And this guy. He was gesturing
as if he'd crush me to pieces.

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It must've been just an outburst
of anger.

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Then why the hell did he shove him
in the bathroom?

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Goldie, don't yell.
I'm standing right here.

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Your brother told you he got
roughed up. But did he tell you why?

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He threw toilet water on all of them.

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This cousin of yours created a girl's
fake profile to send requests to boys.

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No, Goldie, I didn't send any.
It was they who...

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Let's call it quits.

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You've come with a big gang.

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The gang is here only to make peace.

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If I had to fight, I would've got
a bigger gang.

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Are you threatening me?

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You're getting threatened by me? Really?

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I won't let go of my brother's insult
so easily.

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Then don't. Come. Let's fight.

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You bash up a few. I'll smash some
and both of us will get rusticated.

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I'll run my father's shop. You'll go to
some other college. What's the point?

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Look, bro, it's my final year. I don't
want any fuck ups in my placement.

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If it's your B.Tech, so is my M.Tech.
Even I don't want to fight.

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But next time, if anyone dares to
threaten my brother,

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I won't care a damn about my final year.

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Goldie, till the time I'm the GSHA
of this hostel, you can rest assured.

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Nobody will threaten anybody.

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Hey, you. Come here.
Shake hands with him.

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Come on. Shake hands.

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And that's how a compro is done.

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Okay, bro. Take care.

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Let's go.

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You're making fake profiles of girls?

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-No.
-Shall I tell your dad? Out!

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Brother Jhantoo, thank you so much.

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You saved us. Who knows what would have
happened if it weren't for you today?

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You're our boys. Just chill. If you get
into any mess, just drop my name.

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There won't be any mess.
This was the first and the last time.

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Hereafter, let alone fighting,
if I see you even cussing,

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I'll thrash you even more than
Goldie can.

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Come on, brother Jhantoo. We'll happily
take thrashings from you.

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No, brother. He's just joking.
We'll only focus on studies

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Your parents send you here to study
and you fuckers keep fooling around.

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I don't say don't fool around.
Even we did. But don't create fuck ups.

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Hello, sir.

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-It's your first year, right?
-Yes, brother.

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-Wear formals then.
-Sure, brother.

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-Thank you.
-Go have a bath now, all of you.

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-Thank you, brother!
-We love you!

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-See you at night.
-We love you.

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-Let's go, guys.
-Thank you.

00:12:09.986 --> 00:12:11.060 align:center
Hey, four-eyes.

00:12:12.413 --> 00:12:13.700 align:center
Come here.

00:12:14.060 --> 00:12:15.433 align:center
See that?

00:12:16.438 --> 00:12:18.827 align:center
This is the joy of escaping a thrashing.

00:12:19.292 --> 00:12:23.368 align:center
After a compromise, both parties
mutually agree upon some terms.

00:12:23.714 --> 00:12:27.539 align:center
Like you can't drink from my bottle.
You can't talk to my girl.

00:12:27.910 --> 00:12:31.372 align:center
You can't launch a missile
on my country and so on.

00:12:31.836 --> 00:12:37.036 align:center
But what's more important is that one
abides by all the terms agreed upon.

00:12:37.953 --> 00:12:41.507 align:center
For a compromise, only subdues
the flames of anger,

00:12:42.764 --> 00:12:46.182 align:center
it doesn't douse it fully. Yeah.

00:12:47.642 --> 00:12:49.736 align:center
Who's in room 402?

00:12:55.092 --> 00:12:56.731 align:center
There are a lot of questions.

00:12:57.663 --> 00:13:01.339 align:center
Answer this. What's the difference
between black soil and red soil?

00:13:01.429 --> 00:13:02.570 align:center
What?

00:13:03.380 --> 00:13:06.693 align:center
What is the difference between
black soil and red soil?

00:13:06.783 --> 00:13:08.266 align:center
Stop discriminating
between my country's soil

00:13:08.338 --> 00:13:10.541 align:center
in the name of colour, bloody American.

00:13:15.295 --> 00:13:21.107 align:center
Even if your dad were to invest in
Crypto, he wouldn't regret it so much.

00:13:21.197 --> 00:13:27.065 align:center
Chuck this list of questions and read
the books given by Akanksha.

00:13:27.363 --> 00:13:30.812 align:center
Once your basics are clear, you'll
be able to answer any question. Get it?

00:13:30.902 --> 00:13:33.968 align:center
My CV, with GSHA written in it
is the answer to all questions.

00:13:34.493 --> 00:13:36.425 align:center
Just do as I say, bro.

00:13:37.372 --> 00:13:40.682 align:center
Fine. Here are some basic questions.
At least prepare them.

00:13:40.772 --> 00:13:43.503 align:center
I'll make a call in the meantime
and be back.

00:13:51.273 --> 00:13:54.888 align:center
Hey, man. So, how's the wedding
going on?

00:13:54.978 --> 00:14:00.234 align:center
To hell with the wedding. I heard that
you settled a brawl in the hostel?

00:14:00.324 --> 00:14:03.946 align:center
Forget all that. Tell me about
the wedding.

00:14:04.036 --> 00:14:07.939 align:center
Enough with the wedding. I thought you
were the daring falcon of our hostel.

00:14:08.029 --> 00:14:09.972 align:center
But you turned out to be a docile dove?

00:14:10.350 --> 00:14:13.810 align:center
Hereafter, no matter who the fuck
says what, just swing your arms at him.

00:14:13.900 --> 00:14:17.651 align:center
I'll be back soon. And whoever that
fucker may be, we'll bash him up.

00:14:17.935 --> 00:14:19.683 align:center
Hey, look behind you. The wedding!

00:14:19.773 --> 00:14:22.057 align:center
To hell with the wedding!

00:14:22.160 --> 00:14:23.908 align:center
My uncle!

00:14:23.985 --> 00:14:25.568 align:center
Douse it!

00:14:32.702 --> 00:14:37.389 align:center
Brother Jhantoo, if this hostel is
a galaxy, then you're our guardian.

00:14:38.296 --> 00:14:40.995 align:center
Peace, love and respect.

00:14:41.625 --> 00:14:43.900 align:center
Bloody minions, go and study.

00:14:44.185 --> 00:14:47.117 align:center
Dialogues and drama won't get you
a placement. Get lost!

00:14:48.007 --> 00:14:51.337 align:center
Go and study or you'll have to weep
in the final year.

00:14:56.198 --> 00:14:58.956 align:center
You're right, dude. Everybody knows
brother Jhantoo.

00:14:59.046 --> 00:15:01.543 align:center
Not just know, they're also scared
of him.

00:15:01.633 --> 00:15:03.220 align:center
I want to be just like him.

00:15:03.310 --> 00:15:06.826 align:center
One should just know your name and
it should send shivers down his spine.

00:15:07.069 --> 00:15:08.721 align:center
What a daring guy brother Jhantoo is.

00:15:08.811 --> 00:15:12.059 align:center
And we got scared of that
Goldie Dahiya for no reason.

00:15:12.149 --> 00:15:13.884 align:center
You get too scared too soon, Sayyam.

00:15:13.974 --> 00:15:17.301 align:center
Brother Jhantoo would have made Goldie
pee in his pants if he wanted to.

00:15:17.391 --> 00:15:20.855 align:center
Just wait till Goldie leaves the
college next year after his M.Tech.

00:15:21.054 --> 00:15:25.361 align:center
And watch me strip that motherfucker
Tomcat naked and beat him like a dog.

00:15:25.759 --> 00:15:27.064 align:center
What is it?

00:15:33.708 --> 00:15:35.239 align:center
You think he heard us?

00:15:35.329 --> 00:15:38.214 align:center
I don't think so. But don't scare me.

00:15:38.716 --> 00:15:40.938 align:center
He had something plugged into his ears.
Didn't you see?

00:15:41.028 --> 00:15:44.511 align:center
Watch your trap. Let's go. You'll get
us screwed in the very first year.

00:15:44.601 --> 00:15:46.534 align:center
Bloody asshole! Getting into brawls.

00:15:46.624 --> 00:15:49.190 align:center
Yes, Nabo. I was studying.

00:15:49.691 --> 00:15:51.031 align:center
What do I tell you now?

00:15:51.177 --> 00:15:53.524 align:center
Jhantoo has been studying in my room
since morning.

00:15:53.762 --> 00:15:56.230 align:center
And he keeps giving all
sorts of absurd answers.

00:15:56.842 --> 00:15:58.955 align:center
I'm really scared for him about
how he will get a placement.

00:16:17.092 --> 00:16:19.868 align:center
Chirag. I haven't
seen you all day today.

00:16:20.430 --> 00:16:22.852 align:center
I'm missing you a lot
looking at the moon.

00:16:22.942 --> 00:16:26.623 align:center
The moon? Where is it?
Oh, it has risen here, has it?

00:16:28.136 --> 00:16:30.878 align:center
I wish we were on the moon.

00:16:31.103 --> 00:16:34.079 align:center
Then you would have lifted
me in your arms and tossed me.

00:16:34.330 --> 00:16:35.558 align:center
What?

00:16:35.921 --> 00:16:39.934 align:center
I would weigh 6 times lesser on the
moon. So, you would toss me easily.

00:16:40.323 --> 00:16:42.583 align:center
-Right.
-I'm worried about your placement too.

00:16:43.232 --> 00:16:47.008 align:center
I have an idea. Why don't you come
over? Let's study together.

00:16:47.603 --> 00:16:48.927 align:center
Hey, who's there at the back?

00:16:49.017 --> 00:16:51.180 align:center
Who are those guys? Hold on.

00:16:52.038 --> 00:16:55.362 align:center
-Come out, you asshole!
-Motherfucker, open up!

00:16:55.884 --> 00:16:58.167 align:center
Just wait. I'll tell you what happened.

00:16:58.456 --> 00:17:00.478 align:center
Hey, four-eyes!

00:17:02.781 --> 00:17:04.770 align:center
-What is it, bro?
-Come out.

00:17:05.051 --> 00:17:07.083 align:center
-Come. I'll show you.
-Leave me!

00:17:07.173 --> 00:17:08.532 align:center
Open up!

00:17:09.030 --> 00:17:11.787 align:center
How could they hit Goldie's
brother, dude?

00:17:11.877 --> 00:17:13.208 align:center
Let's go.

00:17:13.478 --> 00:17:15.132 align:center
Don't let him get away.

00:17:15.911 --> 00:17:17.230 align:center
Take him along.

00:17:17.320 --> 00:17:19.424 align:center
Grab them. Grab both of them.

00:17:21.706 --> 00:17:24.982 align:center
Trying to hide, you scumbag?
Wait till I catch you.

00:17:27.068 --> 00:17:28.625 align:center
This is wrong, guys.

00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:32.161 align:center
Hey! Who's down there on the steps?

00:17:33.836 --> 00:17:35.144 align:center
-Anyone there?
-The gate is closed there.

00:17:35.234 --> 00:17:36.657 align:center
-At the back?
-Nobody.

00:17:37.013 --> 00:17:38.710 align:center
-Nobody there as well.
-Goldie.

00:17:39.186 --> 00:17:40.861 align:center
Here, found one fucker.

00:17:40.951 --> 00:17:42.796 align:center
-Forgive me, sir.
-Find the rest.

00:17:42.886 --> 00:17:44.317 align:center
-Where are the rest?
-Up there.

00:17:44.407 --> 00:17:45.682 align:center
-Move it!
-Come fast.

00:17:45.772 --> 00:17:47.477 align:center
Acting all innocent, are you?

00:17:47.791 --> 00:17:50.937 align:center
Find everyone. Check every room.
Get everyone out.

00:17:51.027 --> 00:17:52.710 align:center
They're trying to escape from this side.

00:17:53.856 --> 00:17:55.543 align:center
-Please let me go.
-Move it.

00:17:56.851 --> 00:17:58.555 align:center
Keep moving. Come on.

00:17:59.958 --> 00:18:02.391 align:center
I didn't do anything.
Why are you dragging me?

00:18:02.481 --> 00:18:04.009 align:center
-Run!
-Hey!

00:18:04.099 --> 00:18:06.820 align:center
He's trying to escape. Catch him.

00:18:10.491 --> 00:18:12.340 align:center
Don't spare anyone.

00:18:12.430 --> 00:18:14.766 align:center
-Where is that other fucker?
-I don't know.

00:18:14.856 --> 00:18:16.562 align:center
You don't know? Really?

00:18:16.652 --> 00:18:18.910 align:center
Oh, no! How did Goldie fall down?
Lift him up.

00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:20.613 align:center
Who the fuck hit me?

00:18:20.703 --> 00:18:23.070 align:center
-Who was it?
-I didn't see. Let's go upstairs.

00:18:23.160 --> 00:18:24.860 align:center
Go upstairs. Move it.

00:18:28.685 --> 00:18:31.116 align:center
-I didn't do anything. Believe me.
-Let's go. Come on.

00:18:31.206 --> 00:18:32.551 align:center
Hey, found him!

00:18:32.641 --> 00:18:34.735 align:center
Please let me go! I'm sorry!

00:18:34.825 --> 00:18:38.474 align:center
I made a mistake. I'm really sorry.
Please let me go.

00:18:38.564 --> 00:18:40.096 align:center
I'm really sorry.

00:18:40.186 --> 00:18:42.420 align:center
-Bang the door.
-Open up!

00:18:45.403 --> 00:18:47.111 align:center
I'll fuck you over.

00:18:50.603 --> 00:18:52.830 align:center
Push. Push harder. Shut it.

00:18:57.836 --> 00:18:58.978 align:center
Move it.

00:18:59.082 --> 00:19:00.557 align:center
Saurabh, bring him here.

00:19:00.748 --> 00:19:02.625 align:center
Please listen. Leave us.

00:19:05.271 --> 00:19:08.488 align:center
-You, come here.
-Sorry, sir. I'm very sorry.

00:19:13.566 --> 00:19:14.742 align:center
What happened?

00:19:15.157 --> 00:19:16.739 align:center
Butterflies fluttering in your stomach?

00:19:19.153 --> 00:19:22.137 align:center
Weren't you going to strip Bali naked
and beat him up?

00:19:22.889 --> 00:19:25.367 align:center
No, sir. I'm sorry.
I just said it for fun.

00:19:25.457 --> 00:19:27.602 align:center
-For fun?
-It was a mistake, sir. I'm sorry.

00:19:27.692 --> 00:19:30.379 align:center
You want some fun?
Come. We'll give you fun.

00:19:30.817 --> 00:19:31.962 align:center
-Sorry.
-Take off your pants.

00:19:34.323 --> 00:19:35.672 align:center
Take off your fucking pants!

00:19:45.241 --> 00:19:46.770 align:center
Goldie, let go.

00:19:55.634 --> 00:19:57.890 align:center
And what if I don't, you bastard?

00:20:00.657 --> 00:20:02.345 align:center
Goldie, calm down a bit.

00:20:02.734 --> 00:20:04.818 align:center
What will you do if I don't,
you asshole?

00:20:07.473 --> 00:20:09.191 align:center
Forgive them, man. They're just kids.

00:20:09.281 --> 00:20:10.785 align:center
And you're their dad?

00:20:12.023 --> 00:20:14.669 align:center
-Then let me thrash you first.
-Forgive them, bro.

00:20:15.603 --> 00:20:18.915 align:center
I beg you. Forgive them. Let them go.
Beat me all you want.

00:20:25.211 --> 00:20:27.088 align:center
Look. This is your GSHA.

00:20:28.161 --> 00:20:29.674 align:center
This guy. Fuck off.

00:20:31.689 --> 00:20:35.338 align:center
Look at him. Learn from him,
and always remember

00:20:35.428 --> 00:20:39.282 align:center
who not to mess with in the hostel.
Stay in your pants.

00:20:43.141 --> 00:20:45.900 align:center
Look at these wimps.
Their not even worth beating.

00:20:47.819 --> 00:20:50.301 align:center
Let's go. We'll incur
sin if we beat them.

00:20:52.085 --> 00:20:55.166 align:center
But tell me something, who
on earth pushed me up there?

00:20:55.256 --> 00:20:57.382 align:center
No idea. I just ran to you.

00:21:07.970 --> 00:21:09.821 align:center
It's alright. It's over now.

00:21:10.679 --> 00:21:12.172 align:center
Are you okay?

00:21:12.715 --> 00:21:15.530 align:center
Come on. Just chill. What is it?

00:21:25.301 --> 00:21:26.793 align:center
What's wrong now?

00:21:51.944 --> 00:21:55.203 align:center
Yes, bro. So, the wedding's done?

00:21:55.293 --> 00:21:57.023 align:center
The wedding got called off, fucker.

00:21:57.113 --> 00:22:00.449 align:center
But what is more infuriating
is that you broke my trust.

00:22:01.174 --> 00:22:02.358 align:center
What did I do?

00:22:02.448 --> 00:22:04.719 align:center
I heard you begged before an M.Tech guy
last night?

00:22:05.299 --> 00:22:08.214 align:center
Oh, that. Fuck him, man.

00:22:08.854 --> 00:22:14.104 align:center
You know it. If this was my 2nd or 3rd
year, I would have ripped Goldie's ass.

00:22:15.479 --> 00:22:19.838 align:center
But it's the final year. I can't risk
my placement for these shitty fights.

00:22:20.028 --> 00:22:22.484 align:center
Then you know what? You keep worrying
about landing a job.

00:22:22.574 --> 00:22:25.657 align:center
I'll come and grab that pig's tail.
I'm on the way.

00:22:25.747 --> 00:22:27.880 align:center
Just wait and watch what I do
once I'm there.

00:22:27.970 --> 00:22:31.685 align:center
I'll make that ghoul pee in his pants.
I'll rip off his ass.

00:22:31.775 --> 00:22:33.708 align:center
Hey, boy! Why are you cussing?

00:22:33.977 --> 00:22:35.465 align:center
Don't you see a lady sitting here?

00:22:35.555 --> 00:22:39.123 align:center
Mister, she's your lady. You look
at her. I'm not interested in her.

00:22:39.213 --> 00:22:41.770 align:center
-How shameless of you!
-Why are you getting violent, uncle?

00:22:42.003 --> 00:22:43.811 align:center
Hey, conductor! Stop the bus.

00:22:43.901 --> 00:22:45.186 align:center
-Yes. Stop.
-Come out.

00:22:45.289 --> 00:22:47.214 align:center
Hello. Jaat!

00:22:47.817 --> 00:22:48.922 align:center
Hello!

00:23:00.330 --> 00:23:02.579 align:center
There's no need to give him so
much respect.

00:23:02.669 --> 00:23:04.179 align:center
Asshole.

00:23:04.269 --> 00:23:06.320 align:center
War, hate and disrespect.

00:23:06.489 --> 00:23:07.685 align:center
Run!

00:23:07.775 --> 00:23:09.184 align:center
Assholes!

00:23:11.840 --> 00:23:14.975 align:center
If I see you in this corridor again,
I'll break your asses.

00:23:23.733 --> 00:23:24.998 align:center
Quiet. He's coming.

00:23:36.043 --> 00:23:39.273 align:center
It's because of such people that
I don't feel like coming to college.

00:23:39.760 --> 00:23:41.268 align:center
Bloody coward.

00:23:51.254 --> 00:23:53.537 align:center
Bro, you're the one with guts.

00:23:53.627 --> 00:23:56.902 align:center
I mean, one has to be really strong to
grab Goldie by the neck and smash him.

00:23:56.992 --> 00:23:58.312 align:center
It was amazing.

00:23:58.402 --> 00:23:59.747 align:center
-You?
-No idea what he's saying.

00:24:00.050 --> 00:24:01.849 align:center
Where do I need to make the payment?

00:24:04.053 --> 00:24:07.842 align:center
Bro, Jhantoo wasn't grabbing his feet.
He was massaging it.

00:24:07.932 --> 00:24:11.154 align:center
Damn! One who we thought was daring
turned out to be a masseur.

00:24:11.244 --> 00:24:13.628 align:center
This year's batch of seniors is one
shitty lot, you know.

00:24:13.718 --> 00:24:16.534 align:center
Dogs are way better than them.

00:24:18.485 --> 00:24:21.550 align:center
He first, pushed Goldie and then
kicked him.

00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:23.409 align:center
Chirag's one rowdy I tell you.

00:24:23.499 --> 00:24:25.130 align:center
Chirag is the true definition of a man.

00:24:25.220 --> 00:24:27.232 align:center
Mister, give me the file, please.

00:24:29.021 --> 00:24:31.910 align:center
-That guy trampled Jhantoo's face.
-I see.

00:24:32.000 --> 00:24:34.228 align:center
And we wash his used plates with
our hands.

00:24:34.704 --> 00:24:38.497 align:center
A man who's such a coward can only have
wimps for friends.

00:24:38.587 --> 00:24:40.093 align:center
You're right.

00:24:40.357 --> 00:24:41.660 align:center
He should be ashamed.

00:24:44.382 --> 00:24:47.379 align:center
-An elephant's dick in H-2's mouth!
-And in H-3's mouth,

00:24:47.469 --> 00:24:49.291 align:center
a dinosaur’s dick!

00:24:49.974 --> 00:24:54.013 align:center
-In H-2's mouth...
-A blue whale's dick in H-2's mouth.

00:24:54.103 --> 00:24:56.106 align:center
It is way bigger than a dinosaur.

00:24:56.363 --> 00:24:59.620 align:center
Hey, is that Jhantoo?

00:24:59.710 --> 00:25:03.451 align:center
-Yes.
-Bro, I hear you grab feet nowadays?

00:25:03.541 --> 00:25:05.484 align:center
Are you going to grab something
of mine too?

00:25:07.258 --> 00:25:10.173 align:center
He's about to cry. Look.
Look at his face.

00:25:11.764 --> 00:25:14.912 align:center
Asshole! Do you even have something
worth grabbing?

00:25:15.233 --> 00:25:17.072 align:center
Stop talking.

00:25:17.162 --> 00:25:19.272 align:center
This is no way to talk.

00:25:19.756 --> 00:25:21.537 align:center
There has to be some decorum
in the hostel.

00:25:25.101 --> 00:25:26.554 align:center
It's perfect.

00:25:27.808 --> 00:25:30.169 align:center
-Two teas, uncle.
-One hot samosa as well.

00:25:31.744 --> 00:25:34.641 align:center
So, Goldie, how's your health now?

00:25:35.195 --> 00:25:37.305 align:center
I'm fit as a fiddle. What's wrong with
my health?

00:25:37.785 --> 00:25:41.309 align:center
The kids are saying that some guy
called Chirag shoved you

00:25:41.399 --> 00:25:43.622 align:center
and then beat you to a pulp.

00:25:43.712 --> 00:25:45.870 align:center
Since then you're a running a fever.
Come close.

00:25:47.730 --> 00:25:49.219 align:center
You seem fine.

00:25:50.735 --> 00:25:53.351 align:center
The guy's from H-3.
He's in the final year.

00:25:53.530 --> 00:25:55.822 align:center
He always keeps roaming here.
He must be around.

00:25:55.912 --> 00:25:58.270 align:center
Look. There he is. He's the guy.

00:25:58.771 --> 00:26:00.111 align:center
Hey, you!

00:26:03.874 --> 00:26:05.733 align:center
Yes, you. Asshole. Come here.

00:26:06.243 --> 00:26:10.170 align:center
Chirag, you've written such lengthy
answers. I can't memorise them at all.

00:26:10.983 --> 00:26:12.843 align:center
See we can shorten this fifth one.

00:26:15.260 --> 00:26:16.529 align:center
Chirag.

00:26:57.541 --> 00:27:02.060 align:center
Hey, Jhantoo. What's up? Want to play?

00:27:02.966 --> 00:27:05.859 align:center
What happened?
Want to fall at my feet again?

00:27:18.938 --> 00:27:21.313 align:center
Chirag is my brother, you bastard.

00:28:03.309 --> 00:28:06.032 align:center
Hey, look! Why is he limping?

00:28:06.122 --> 00:28:07.648 align:center
He's coming from H-2.

00:28:07.738 --> 00:28:09.784 align:center
Oh, shit. He seems to have fought.

00:28:09.874 --> 00:28:11.895 align:center
-Move away.
-Come fast. Let's tell everyone.

00:28:12.679 --> 00:28:15.057 align:center
-Guys, there's been an incident.
-What incident?

00:28:15.147 --> 00:28:17.436 align:center
Brother Jhantoo bashed up Goldie.

00:28:17.526 --> 00:28:19.761 align:center
-Don't bluff.
-I swear on my mother, guys.

00:28:19.851 --> 00:28:21.979 align:center
-Did he slap him?
-Yes, bro.

00:28:22.075 --> 00:28:24.315 align:center
It's a scandal now.

00:28:24.399 --> 00:28:26.046 align:center
-Unbelievable!
-Goldie?

00:28:26.890 --> 00:28:30.320 align:center
He thrashed him with slippers.

00:28:33.433 --> 00:28:35.742 align:center
Jhantoo! Are you okay?

00:28:35.832 --> 00:28:37.428 align:center
Hold him, Rakhi.

00:28:37.679 --> 00:28:40.057 align:center
-What's wrong with him?
-Is he okay?

00:28:40.576 --> 00:28:42.418 align:center
He has thrashed Goldie.

00:28:42.508 --> 00:28:44.390 align:center
Fucking brave, man!

00:28:45.437 --> 00:28:47.184 align:center
You did the right thing.

00:28:48.117 --> 00:28:50.504 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:28:50.594 --> 00:28:54.474 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:28:54.564 --> 00:28:58.401 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:28:58.491 --> 00:29:01.481 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:01.571 --> 00:29:04.038 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:04.128 --> 00:29:06.212 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:13.778 --> 00:29:15.217 align:center
Move! Move aside!

00:29:24.109 --> 00:29:25.518 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:29:28.059 --> 00:29:32.583 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:32.673 --> 00:29:35.117 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:35.207 --> 00:29:38.766 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:38.856 --> 00:29:42.589 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:42.679 --> 00:29:45.495 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:45.585 --> 00:29:48.669 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:50.162 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:50.252 --> 00:29:51.774 align:center
-Jhantoo!
-Jhantoo!

00:29:53.183 --> 00:29:56.063 align:center
Jhantoo, you've been summoned
by the Disciplinary Committee.

00:30:00.604 --> 00:30:02.287 align:center
Don't worry. Just go.

00:30:02.377 --> 00:30:03.917 align:center
Don't worry.

00:30:13.344 --> 00:30:17.020 align:center
Perhaps, it's difficult for children
to understand at this age

00:30:18.447 --> 00:30:20.540 align:center
that in any and every
fight in this world,

00:30:20.949 --> 00:30:22.881 align:center
whether there's victory or defeat,

00:30:24.232 --> 00:30:26.435 align:center
both sides suffer equally.

00:30:33.745 --> 00:30:38.199 align:center
Which is why after every fight,
there's something called a compromise.

00:30:42.814 --> 00:30:45.659 align:center
But if there's no compromise
due to some reasons,

00:30:46.705 --> 00:30:50.954 align:center
a student's hard work, his chances
of getting a placement,

00:30:51.357 --> 00:30:55.425 align:center
his future can all get compromised.

00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:08.466 align:center
And then the same ego
for which they get into fights

00:31:10.082 --> 00:31:11.825 align:center
turns to dust.
me ego
for which they get into fights