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Yes, straight. Drive straight ahead.

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The third hostel on the right.

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Yes, It's still ahead.

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How much? Rupees 850?

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I'll pay online.

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Hey, this Nabomita is single, right?

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You're late, Teja.

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The princess found her frog prince
last farewell.

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Oh! Must be that Ankit.

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But he must have gotten
dumped too, right?

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See, Mr. Bansal, men are like ants.

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The moment they see sugar,
they just want to...

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Teja! What is this?

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Fine. I know she's like your sister.

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Just wait till I get a job.

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Then I'll be the Gulab Jamun
and all the girls will swoon over me.

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I'll draw such an amazing CTC
that will make all the girls go gaga.

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I pray I get a PPO job offer
at my current internship.

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Bless me, O' Lord Venkateshwara!
Govinda! Govinda!

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Yes, praise be to the Lord.

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You know, even my internship
went quite well.

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The HOD who signed my certificate

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gave me a hint of a PPO job offer
as well.

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I wonder what will happen.
Let's see. Fingers crossed.

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Is this a threat, Mr. Bansal?

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If yes, then it's on.

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Hey, what is this queue for?

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Final year?

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Yes, final year, Computer Science,
Academic award winner.

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When did you win the Oscar?

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Not Academy, Academic award.

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Whatever. Get in that line
for your room allotment.

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Room allotment?

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I've had the same room for three
years, D-69 with Rupesh Bhati.

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Where Jatin Kishor and Ankit Pandey
dry their underwear shamelessly.

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That reminds me.
Give me a complaint form.

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As per the student body and admin's
decision, you'll get a single room.

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Single room? Why?

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For our privacy.

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If you have privacy, you'll be able
to study without any disturbance.

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What you call disturbance
is in fact, hostel life.

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You're just our placement
co-coordinator, not our mom.

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Absolutely right, Jhantoo.

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Who cares what kind of room we get?

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We spend most of our time
in each other's rooms anyway.

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Be it Mirzapur or its hot scenes,
we've seen it all together.

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Please get serious, guys.

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Except for you two and Ankit, everybody
else has got their certificates.

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Hey, hadn't I told you to make mine
and send it to her?

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It asks for the CAPTCHA code at
the end which I'm not able to crack.

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-Since one and a half months?
-It's tough, dear.

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Bro, are you a robot or what?

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What the hell, guys?
You guys are in the final year now.

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Look, the deadline is close. Send me
your certificates or you won't get JAF.

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So what? We'll go and get him.

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-Who's this snobbish guy anyway?
-Which wing does he stay in?

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Job Announcement Form, JAF.

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Oh, man.

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You know what, guys?
I'm heading to some meetings.

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If you see Ankit, tell him to call me.

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Don't stress. Bye.

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Bye, sister.

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-She's in post break-up trauma.
-Truly spoken.

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She's right. Who's going to get you
placements if not for Chirag?

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Madam, this is our last year in
the hostel. So just let us enjoy.

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And anyway, back home,
we don't get hired for jobs.

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-Rather, we hire people for jobs.
-I see.

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Darling, you're forgetting that
you're talking to G.S.H.A. from H-3.

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When they see that written on
my CV, the kind of package I'll draw,

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even you'll end up proposing to me.

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Where are you lost, my dear?

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Don't get too serious.
I was just joking.

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You look a bit slim.

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Yeah. It's my post-workout glow.
I have a chiselled jawline too now.

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-Hey, how are you?
-I'm good.

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Come, my sweetheart.

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-How are you, bro?
-All good.

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-And you? That's great.
-Superb.

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-You're going to draw the highest
package in H-3. -Come on, man.

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Our boy will be on the front page
of newspapers.

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Bro, companies will chase after him.

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I'm telling you. They'll even bid
for your salary.

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Guys, what's going on? Why are they
giving separate rooms to us?

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It's our last year.
Let's all stay together.

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Bro, even a bank FD matures
in three years. What about you?

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Why are you sulking so much?
We're all in the same wing.

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You better get used to living alone.
You aren't luring girls anyway.

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Right, Nabo?

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But you should also ask Ankit once.

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He has opened up his personal
bar in one corner of the room.

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How come? Wasn't he supposed to
come back from home next week?

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He never went home.

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He stayed in the hostel
and kept drowning in alcohol.

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He became a forsaken lover himself
and made me his sidekick.

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Our poor boy is ruined in love.

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Man. I guess his break up with
Akanksha hit him very hard.

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-Yes.
-That's true.

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Guys, relationships are tricky for sure.

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-But they're sweet too.
-And scary as well.

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There's love ahead of fear.

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-No. That's victory ahead of fear.
-But love...

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Why don't you two just kiss? Go on.
What's going on here?

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I was just telling her.

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But this was bound to happen to Ankit.

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There's something
called a reality check.

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Besides wooing a girl, what else has
this guy succeeded at? Tell me.

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Hey, guys. Excuse me.

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What the fuck? This is so fucking wrong.

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Ignore us. Shall I make
a Patiala peg for you, Mr. Romeo?

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Hey, Ankit.

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Bro, are you alright?

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Why?

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What's with this haggard look?
Is it the break up?

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Come on, man. Akanksha and I
mutually broke up.

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My friend, only funds are mutual.
It's the girl who always breaks up.

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Akanksha has asked
you to give her a call.

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See that?

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We're just friends, guys.

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Both of us mutually decided
to end our relationship.

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But the whole world seems to be
after us.

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I am single. Akanksha is single.
What's the problem then?

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Really? Is Akanksha
back to being single?

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-Ankit.
-You.

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-Want to woo her now?
-No. I was just...

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-You're here to study, aren't you?
-Yes.

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-Then don't you want to study?
-I do.

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I'll go back to studying.

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Bloody idiot.

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-What are you doing, dude?
-It's okay. Come. Sit.

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Go to your class, dude. Sit.

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Relax. That boy was harmless.

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Yes. So, what was I saying?

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This is life, guys. We're all good.

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-Hey, Chirag. When did you come?
-What?

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-Now. Just now.
-Now.

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Did he lose weight? I didn't see him.

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Great. That's great.

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He grabbed my collar for such
a petty reason.

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-Why did you have to poke him?
-It wasn't my mistake.

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He has just gotten
used to fucking with people.

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Don't be a fucking moron.
Just take it easy.

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This poor guy is also a victim
of the single couple's arrogance.

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You know why the singles are such
a snob? Because it's their final year.

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Just wait for some days.
Companies from all over will come

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and buy this arrogance of theirs
for scraps.

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What is it that they
get in the final year?

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Yes. A reality check.
That's what they get.

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Actually, single rooms are given
to singles so that they study well.

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But they do everything else
in there other than studying.

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Let them enjoy.

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Who knows it maybe for the last time.

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Here it is.

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Sorry. I got hungry while waiting.

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See you at 12.

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Oh.

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You should have looked for me
on your 12. I was right at the back.

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Oh, 12 meaning behind?
I thought 12 on the watch.

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That was very well coded.

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Thanks.

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-So?
-So.

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Well, you know,

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last year, at the farewell,

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you... I mean, we kissed.

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I was thinking that may be we should...

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Kiss again twice everyday?

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I mean to say, see,

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it's the placement season.
We'll have to study really hard.

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And amidst all this stress and
pressure, I'll need to relax too.

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I mean, we'll need to.

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So, you see, for health reasons,

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twice a day, we can.

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So, you want to get serious too, right?

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-Of course!
-Silence!

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-Sorry.
-Sorry.

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Of course, I want to.

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This year, I want to do all that
Ankit and Akanksha have done.

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Except for the break up.

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-We'll go on dates.
-To restaurants.

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-We'll get a heart made on coffee.
-A real heart diagram too.

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We'll go on evening walks,

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have ice cream.

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-The saffron flavoured.
-My favourite.

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Now, it's our favourite.

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But we'll also study.

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And not just stay cooped up in
the room all the time making out.

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Of course, dear. It's our last year.
We ought to study.

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-For the placements.
-And everybody's got a single room.

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So, obviously, everybody's expected
to only study.

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One single room is available.
Rupees 500 per hour!

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With 4K, HD quality, 5D, 6D. No.

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7D, and with Surround Sound quality.

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You and the speakers will both
go kaboom.

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From Sexy Suzie to Hot Hanna,
watch it all, guys.

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Rupees 500 per hour on all weekdays,
Monday to Friday.

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Fixed-rate. No negotiation.

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-Yes, bro. Tell me.
-Sir, we have classes on weekdays.

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Anything possible on weekends?

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On the weekend, Mr. Jhantoo
will use his single room for himself.

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Do you understand, my boy?

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Sir, can I get my girl here?

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Fucking hell. You have a girlfriend?

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Rupees 10,000 in that case.

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But I only have rupees 520.

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That's cool.

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In future, connect with him.
He'll take care of your entry.

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And he'll also drop your girl back
to the girls hostel safely.

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No cameras inside, right?

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Who cares, dude? We all have our
own secrets.

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Come on. Move it. Yes. Who's next?

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Pour me one more.

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That's enough, bro.

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Your girl has already moved on, man.

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Enjoy your single room while
you have it.

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And my attendance is damn poor.
So, let me go to class.

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You're bugging me again.

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Rakhi, I'm telling you. I'm fine.

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Stop worrying. Don't you dare touch it!

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It's very expensive, you know.
That's why.

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-Where are you off to?
-To turn off the light in my room.

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Listen, Rakhi. I'm alright, dude.

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Chari sir, hi. Ravi Teja here.

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Yes, T. Ravi. Roll no. 60.
The same guy, sir.

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Sir, Ranganathan sir told me that
I'd get an update on the PPO.

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I need it very badly, sir,
because my mother has arthritis.

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Oh, arthritis is treatable?

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But I'd still need money
for the treatment.

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So, if you have an update,
please let me know, sir.

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Thank you, sir.

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Peddanti sir, Chari sir told me I'd
get an update from Ranganathan sir.

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My mother has diabetes, sir.

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Hey, you midget. Revive it, you dumbass!

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-Hey, peewee!
-What are you doing, man?

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-I'm on it, man!
-Revive it, you asshole!

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What the fucking hell!

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I'm dead, man! Motherfucker!

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What the hell is going on in this room?

00:15:39.261 --> 00:15:40.921 align:center
Is this what you call a hostel life?

00:15:41.226 --> 00:15:43.295 align:center
Are your parents spending their
money for this?

00:15:43.835 --> 00:15:46.914 align:center
Sorry, Rupesh. We'll go and study.
Let's go, guys. Please come in.

00:15:47.004 --> 00:15:50.583 align:center
Fuck your studies!
Where is your teamwork?

00:15:51.047 --> 00:15:53.901 align:center
We've been losing to hostel no. 2
for the past six rounds now.

00:15:53.991 --> 00:15:58.075 align:center
First, hear the enemy's footsteps.
Then follow his footsteps.

00:15:58.165 --> 00:16:00.110 align:center
And swing that hand-shot at him.

00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:01.718 align:center
-Understood?
-Yes, bro.

00:16:01.916 --> 00:16:03.255 align:center
And until we don't win...

00:16:03.345 --> 00:16:04.870 align:center
We won't leave this room!

00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:06.241 align:center
Until we don't win...

00:16:06.331 --> 00:16:07.841 align:center
-We won't leave this room!
-We won't leave this room!

00:16:07.931 --> 00:16:09.051 align:center
Until we don't win...

00:16:09.141 --> 00:16:10.885 align:center
-We won't leave this room!
-We won't leave this room!

00:16:10.975 --> 00:16:12.528 align:center
Add me as well.

00:16:20.682 --> 00:16:25.120 align:center
Nabo, we'll have to step
out of the room today. Okay?

00:16:25.812 --> 00:16:27.152 align:center
Definitely.

00:16:28.328 --> 00:16:32.142 align:center
And tomorrow, we'll go for a walk.

00:16:33.188 --> 00:16:34.901 align:center
And the day after?

00:16:35.990 --> 00:16:38.672 align:center
The day after, we'll go on a date.

00:17:01.993 --> 00:17:03.375 align:center
What's up?

00:17:06.053 --> 00:17:07.408 align:center
-Prerna.
-Yes.

00:17:07.862 --> 00:17:09.903 align:center
Did you look at the student
profiles and stats?

00:17:11.725 --> 00:17:15.601 align:center
As per this data, only 61% of students
will get a sure shot placement.

00:17:16.216 --> 00:17:17.600 align:center
What about the rest?

00:17:17.690 --> 00:17:19.842 align:center
There's always a fluctuation
of 5% in that.

00:17:20.833 --> 00:17:22.610 align:center
Look at this. Raghav Subbu.

00:17:22.700 --> 00:17:25.488 align:center
His average CGPA in
the sixth semester is 3.8.

00:17:25.578 --> 00:17:27.349 align:center
5% will make no difference to him.

00:17:28.601 --> 00:17:29.695 align:center
He won't make it.

00:17:29.785 --> 00:17:32.954 align:center
Then he should have studied hard
and not wasted time sending DMs.

00:17:35.978 --> 00:17:37.645 align:center
We'll have to jolt them up.

00:17:37.880 --> 00:17:39.818 align:center
They must be good at something.

00:17:39.908 --> 00:17:42.974 align:center
They need proper guidance
and a support system. And that's us.

00:17:43.714 --> 00:17:48.011 align:center
Akanksha, it's just the first week.
And you're getting very emotional.

00:17:48.523 --> 00:17:51.090 align:center
Pardon my language
but they're all douchebags.

00:17:51.567 --> 00:17:55.524 align:center
They loaf around in the hostel
for 4 years and regret it in the end.

00:17:55.835 --> 00:17:58.070 align:center
Trust me. They are a lost cause.

00:17:58.693 --> 00:18:01.156 align:center
The management has even given
them a single room now.

00:18:01.246 --> 00:18:03.695 align:center
But you think they'd even bother
to open their books?

00:18:05.737 --> 00:18:08.871 align:center
I'll get going. I've to prepare
the schedule for the mock interviews.

00:18:09.542 --> 00:18:11.472 align:center
What about you?
Aren't you going to leave?

00:18:12.814 --> 00:18:14.001 align:center
Bye.

00:18:14.800 --> 00:18:15.874 align:center
Bye.

00:18:33.315 --> 00:18:35.249 align:center
Way to go, baby!

00:19:07.118 --> 00:19:09.234 align:center
Jhantoo, send me rupees 2,000 online.

00:19:16.551 --> 00:19:18.117 align:center
-Jhantoo.
-What?

00:19:18.207 --> 00:19:21.472 align:center
-Send me rupees 2,000, man.
-How about 5,000 instead?

00:19:22.009 --> 00:19:25.053 align:center
Bloody drunkard. Go and take money
from Akanksha for your alcohol.

00:19:30.177 --> 00:19:32.759 align:center
Transfer rupees 2,000 right now!

00:19:39.354 --> 00:19:41.160 align:center
I only have 500 now, sir.

00:19:42.749 --> 00:19:44.943 align:center
-520.
-Okay.

00:19:46.889 --> 00:19:49.441 align:center
Why did you pause it, guys?
Keep watching.

00:20:07.982 --> 00:20:11.323 align:center
Look, my friend from H-1, this is H-3.

00:20:11.413 --> 00:20:14.188 align:center
Our hostel. Do you like it?

00:20:15.118 --> 00:20:18.924 align:center
Let's go and study in my room.
No hanky-panky.

00:20:26.286 --> 00:20:29.494 align:center
Are you guys watching a movie
in my room?

00:20:29.584 --> 00:20:32.075 align:center
Me and my friend from H-1 were
here to study.

00:20:32.524 --> 00:20:34.081 align:center
Carry on.

00:20:43.198 --> 00:20:44.434 align:center
No room's vacant.

00:20:53.315 --> 00:20:58.058 align:center
Isn't this ridiculous?
Indecency has crossed all limits here.

00:20:58.713 --> 00:21:03.825 align:center
There's a very fine line between
using and misusing a room, you see.

00:21:04.371 --> 00:21:07.181 align:center
And these scumbags are sitting
on that fine line and chilling out.

00:21:07.271 --> 00:21:10.230 align:center
They think their dad is some
rich businessman

00:21:10.320 --> 00:21:13.377 align:center
who'll pass on the business to them
while sipping champagne.

00:21:14.322 --> 00:21:16.900 align:center
Ridiculous, right?
How can they do something

00:21:16.990 --> 00:21:20.853 align:center
they've never done till now
nor will they do it in future?

00:21:21.717 --> 00:21:23.594 align:center
What do to? Such are times.

00:21:23.811 --> 00:21:27.235 align:center
Neither do they harbour regret
nor they do grab opportunities.

00:21:28.256 --> 00:21:30.141 align:center
Let them keep loafing around.

00:21:30.231 --> 00:21:33.194 align:center
They are in for a very tough climax.

00:21:33.497 --> 00:21:36.178 align:center
Stay tuned. They still have a long
way to go.

00:21:36.525 --> 00:21:38.740 align:center
Hey Santosh bro,
today's food is awesome.

00:21:38.765 --> 00:21:40.659 align:center
Hey. What are you saying?

00:21:51.457 --> 00:21:56.895 align:center
I thought about it a lot. Looking
at the size, I think it's Rakhi's.

00:21:56.985 --> 00:22:01.176 align:center
No. Is the size M or L?
Either one is not Rakhi's size.

00:22:01.457 --> 00:22:04.472 align:center
Those guys you rented your room
out to, it must be one of theirs.

00:22:04.562 --> 00:22:06.862 align:center
Nobody went into my room yesterday
except me.

00:22:07.792 --> 00:22:11.435 align:center
I'm telling you, guys. It's mine.
Why don't you believe me?

00:22:11.525 --> 00:22:12.732 align:center
Stop lying.

00:22:14.871 --> 00:22:16.763 align:center
What an awesome black coffee, man.

00:22:17.855 --> 00:22:20.363 align:center
What happened?
Did someone lose their T-shirt?

00:22:21.369 --> 00:22:25.250 align:center
Bro, last night, a condom was found
in Jhantoo's room.

00:22:25.887 --> 00:22:27.930 align:center
-That too a used one.
-What?

00:22:28.020 --> 00:22:31.261 align:center
Yes, bro. I'm saying it's mine.
But they're not believing me.

00:22:31.351 --> 00:22:34.233 align:center
I didn't tell you because word
gets out fast.

00:22:34.828 --> 00:22:38.882 align:center
The condom that has been found
in the room last night which was big

00:22:38.972 --> 00:22:41.559 align:center
-is mine!
-Of course, it's yours.

00:22:41.649 --> 00:22:42.947 align:center
-Yes, it's mine.
-Obviously.

00:22:43.037 --> 00:22:44.514 align:center
Yes, it is.

00:22:49.453 --> 00:22:50.869 align:center
What happened, guys?

00:22:52.524 --> 00:22:54.989 align:center
A shit show of lust took
place in Jhantoo's room.

00:22:58.892 --> 00:23:01.205 align:center
Just a second. Ankit.

00:23:01.886 --> 00:23:04.340 align:center
You took rupees 500 from him
last night, right?

00:23:04.956 --> 00:23:07.580 align:center
Then tell us honestly. Which hooker
did you sleep with last night?

00:23:07.670 --> 00:23:09.929 align:center
Jaat! Mind your tongue!

00:23:10.019 --> 00:23:12.913 align:center
I just said 'hooker'. Or else
what came to my mouth was...

00:23:13.003 --> 00:23:14.372 align:center
-Hey, control!
-Hey!

00:23:14.462 --> 00:23:17.703 align:center
I mean, Jaat, you can't assassinate
someone's character like this.

00:23:17.793 --> 00:23:19.281 align:center
Yes, you can't.

00:23:19.371 --> 00:23:21.648 align:center
-It's wrong.
-It's okay. I have a doctor friend.

00:23:21.864 --> 00:23:23.453 align:center
We can tell him to run a DNA test on it.

00:23:23.543 --> 00:23:24.941 align:center
Whoa!

00:23:25.486 --> 00:23:27.821 align:center
Are you crazy?
This isn't that big a deal.

00:23:27.911 --> 00:23:30.664 align:center
Exactly. Believe me. It's mine.

00:23:30.903 --> 00:23:32.665 align:center
-That's what a single room is meant for.
-Yes.

00:23:32.755 --> 00:23:34.038 align:center
-Yes.
-Correct.

00:23:34.128 --> 00:23:35.973 align:center
I'll tell you what a single room
is meant for.

00:23:36.881 --> 00:23:40.016 align:center
For renting it out, turning it into
a gaming parlour, to get drunk.

00:23:40.687 --> 00:23:42.157 align:center
You must have been studying I'm sure.

00:23:43.184 --> 00:23:45.346 align:center
Have you both no shame at all?

00:23:45.436 --> 00:23:49.018 align:center
I kept saying that the 12th is the last
date to submit your certificates.

00:23:49.108 --> 00:23:51.400 align:center
But to no avail. It's the 15th today.

00:23:51.626 --> 00:23:54.022 align:center
You could have at least submitted
a fake one, guys.

00:23:54.865 --> 00:23:56.638 align:center
Have you seen your CGPA?

00:23:57.125 --> 00:24:01.082 align:center
I can't even round it off.
It's that bad.

00:24:02.531 --> 00:24:06.444 align:center
You guys even exited the placement
group. Nobody replies to emails.

00:24:08.639 --> 00:24:13.709 align:center
Wait till you get rejected
even before the interviews.

00:24:13.805 --> 00:24:17.574 align:center
Fine. We'll get serious.
You already got us thinking.

00:24:18.055 --> 00:24:20.823 align:center
Life is anyway going to be serious
once we get out of here.

00:24:20.913 --> 00:24:23.579 align:center
So, whatever little time is left,
allow us to chill, please.

00:24:24.174 --> 00:24:26.639 align:center
Everybody here is worried about
their placement.

00:24:27.450 --> 00:24:29.450 align:center
So, we'll deal with it when
the time comes.

00:24:29.540 --> 00:24:31.839 align:center
We'll all get placed or
we'll all go down together.

00:24:33.719 --> 00:24:37.233 align:center
Think of us as Ankit and leave us.

00:24:37.740 --> 00:24:39.076 align:center
Jaat, come on.

00:24:41.406 --> 00:24:42.833 align:center
Stop it.

00:24:48.185 --> 00:24:50.487 align:center
-Go to hell, guys.
-Akku.

00:24:52.141 --> 00:24:53.250 align:center
What?

00:24:54.931 --> 00:24:56.701 align:center
We must find out whose condom it is.

00:24:56.791 --> 00:25:00.704 align:center
Guys, just out of curiosity,
this is unrelated though,

00:25:01.374 --> 00:25:03.525 align:center
did you find anything else as well?

00:25:03.615 --> 00:25:06.703 align:center
We can look for it together
if you'd like.

00:25:07.493 --> 00:25:10.120 align:center
No. That can't be. Not possible.

00:25:10.210 --> 00:25:13.721 align:center
Of course not. There can't be
anything else.

00:25:13.811 --> 00:25:17.202 align:center
This tea is so horrible that it can
give you fucking cancer.

00:25:17.646 --> 00:25:19.041 align:center
I'll teach him how to make tea.

00:25:19.131 --> 00:25:21.300 align:center
It's that Akanksha who spoiled
our evening tea.

00:25:21.390 --> 00:25:22.976 align:center
All she ever does is rant about studies.

00:25:23.066 --> 00:25:25.322 align:center
-We got too friendly with her
too soon. -You're right.

00:25:25.571 --> 00:25:27.982 align:center
Mutton! There's mutton
at the mess today!

00:25:28.072 --> 00:25:30.728 align:center
-Unlimited rice. Unlimited rotis.
-Bro, what's in veg?

00:25:30.818 --> 00:25:33.636 align:center
-Kept aside some gravy for you.
-Woo-hoo! Gravy for us!

00:25:33.726 --> 00:25:36.285 align:center
-Yay! Let's go!
-Yoo-hoo, gravy!

00:25:48.615 --> 00:25:51.804 align:center
Oh, man! It's the wok mutton curry.

00:25:51.894 --> 00:25:54.225 align:center
-Looks so heavenly, man!
-Only the gravy for me.

00:25:54.474 --> 00:25:56.636 align:center
-Give me if you don't want it.
-No. I like it.

00:25:56.726 --> 00:25:59.023 align:center
I don't even remember when
I smelt its aroma last.

00:25:59.113 --> 00:26:02.898 align:center
Badri had made it last time.
Pradeep, give me a Nalli, please.

00:26:05.146 --> 00:26:08.589 align:center
-Thank you.
-Just look at this slender rice!

00:26:08.679 --> 00:26:10.543 align:center
This is not the ration rice.

00:26:10.795 --> 00:26:12.430 align:center
Yes, bro.

00:26:13.794 --> 00:26:14.826 align:center
It's awesome.

00:26:14.999 --> 00:26:16.677 align:center
But whose birthday is it today?

00:26:16.767 --> 00:26:20.100 align:center
-Didn't hear anyone cheer at night.
-I've no idea.

00:26:20.190 --> 00:26:24.825 align:center
Enemies and their friends
which also means enemies.

00:26:26.268 --> 00:26:29.008 align:center
-Today's treat is on me.
-Really?

00:26:29.696 --> 00:26:32.836 align:center
Wow, Teja! You're amazing, bro!
You've treated us to mutton.

00:26:32.926 --> 00:26:35.531 align:center
It's mind-blowingly delicious.
I mean, it's perfectly cooked.

00:26:35.621 --> 00:26:37.056 align:center
It's great. The gravy's too good.

00:26:37.654 --> 00:26:41.682 align:center
Relish it, guys. I got it specially
made. I've got a PPO, you see.

00:26:42.374 --> 00:26:44.125 align:center
A Pre-Placement Offer.

00:26:55.158 --> 00:26:58.108 align:center
From the same company
I did my internship at.

00:26:58.592 --> 00:27:01.628 align:center
I got placed before all you losers.

00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:08.616 align:center
Enjoy. Enjoy it to your
heart's content.

00:27:08.706 --> 00:27:11.889 align:center
Forget the food, guys.
Teja has got a job.

00:27:12.073 --> 00:27:13.232 align:center
Let's give him bumps.

00:27:13.322 --> 00:27:15.032 align:center
Bumps are given on birthdays.

00:27:15.122 --> 00:27:17.816 align:center
He's got a job. Let's pull out
our belts for him.

00:27:18.621 --> 00:27:21.250 align:center
Easy, easy. Take it easy. Wait.
I'll give you mine.

00:27:22.262 --> 00:27:26.111 align:center
Here you go. Spank me as much as
you want. But remember one thing.

00:27:26.201 --> 00:27:31.144 align:center
Starting tomorrow, till the final
year ends, I'll screw you all over.

00:27:35.719 --> 00:27:37.962 align:center
Don't feel like eating anymore, Jhantoo.

00:27:38.475 --> 00:27:39.848 align:center
I'm done too.

00:27:40.695 --> 00:27:43.476 align:center
Let's go. Even the rice is a bit
undercooked.

00:27:43.566 --> 00:27:45.178 align:center
-Want something?
-No, bro.

00:27:45.268 --> 00:27:48.001 align:center
-Want some rotis?
-Everything was great. Loved it.

00:27:48.091 --> 00:27:50.194 align:center
-Congrats.
-Thank you.

00:27:50.658 --> 00:27:52.634 align:center
Did you really get the job, Teja?

00:27:53.730 --> 00:27:54.920 align:center
Yes.

00:27:58.572 --> 00:28:00.010 align:center
-Nice.
-Thank you.

00:28:07.819 --> 00:28:09.113 align:center
Some more rotis left, right?

00:28:13.520 --> 00:28:15.158 align:center
Congrats, Teja.

00:28:15.452 --> 00:28:16.915 align:center
I had told you, Bansal.

00:28:17.152 --> 00:28:20.429 align:center
It is on.

00:28:23.103 --> 00:28:24.842 align:center
There's dessert too. Do have some.

00:28:39.947 --> 00:28:43.621 align:center
In school, when told to keep pin-drop
silence, they'd find it funny.

00:28:43.970 --> 00:28:46.149 align:center
But today, they're experiencing it
in the true sense.

00:28:49.190 --> 00:28:52.511 align:center
For silence is not outside, it's within.
The pin-drop silence.

00:28:53.644 --> 00:28:56.212 align:center
Every year, when the first girl
or boy secures a job offer,

00:28:56.336 --> 00:29:00.492 align:center
no matter how happy everyone
is on the outside for that person,

00:29:06.155 --> 00:29:10.381 align:center
on the inside, the 'Error 404:
Not found' message pops up.

00:29:12.360 --> 00:29:13.855 align:center
They're blank.

00:29:15.591 --> 00:29:19.382 align:center
They relish a chicken breast but
it's their hearts that get heavy.

00:29:27.393 --> 00:29:29.892 align:center
The pressure that they all keep
talking about for years

00:29:30.195 --> 00:29:32.695 align:center
becomes immeasurable at such times.

00:29:33.093 --> 00:29:35.454 align:center
You know why? Because of time.

00:29:35.948 --> 00:29:39.564 align:center
There's no time, my friend. There's
absolutely no time left to waste.

00:29:54.719 --> 00:29:57.901 align:center
There's no time left to do all that
they always wanted to.

00:30:04.342 --> 00:30:06.958 align:center
It's time for each one to look out
for themselves.

00:30:30.540 --> 00:30:33.006 align:center
Nabo, let's not meet tonight. Want
to study alone. See you tomorrow.

00:30:34.210 --> 00:30:36.216 align:center
It's time to rectify mistakes.

00:30:38.704 --> 00:30:40.527 align:center
It's time to introspect.

00:30:41.594 --> 00:30:43.670 align:center
This is what a single room is meant for.

00:30:53.717 --> 00:30:56.597 align:center
It is this year that'll decide
the future course of their life.

00:31:08.555 --> 00:31:13.009 align:center
-Guys, send your documents to Akku.
-Was the 14th the final date?

00:31:39.125 --> 00:31:44.656 align:center
This year will remind them to mend
their ways for it's the final year.
s.