WEBVTT 00:29.784 --> 00:32.074 Yes, straight. Drive straight ahead. 00:33.324 --> 00:34.708 The third hostel on the right. 00:34.798 --> 00:36.177 Yes, It's still ahead. 00:37.318 --> 00:39.563 How much? Rupees 850? 00:40.730 --> 00:41.755 I'll pay online. 00:48.702 --> 00:51.013 Hey, this Nabomita is single, right? 00:52.426 --> 00:54.190 You're late, Teja. 00:54.280 --> 00:58.072 The princess found her frog prince last farewell. 00:58.321 --> 00:59.988 Oh! Must be that Ankit. 01:00.140 --> 01:01.780 But he must have gotten dumped too, right? 01:02.568 --> 01:04.860 See, Mr. Bansal, men are like ants. 01:05.259 --> 01:07.711 The moment they see sugar, they just want to... 01:07.947 --> 01:09.862 Teja! What is this? 01:09.959 --> 01:12.232 Fine. I know she's like your sister. 01:12.426 --> 01:14.696 Just wait till I get a job. 01:14.786 --> 01:17.919 Then I'll be the Gulab Jamun and all the girls will swoon over me. 01:18.092 --> 01:22.479 I'll draw such an amazing CTC that will make all the girls go gaga. 01:22.742 --> 01:26.035 I pray I get a PPO job offer at my current internship. 01:26.125 --> 01:28.835 Bless me, O' Lord Venkateshwara! Govinda! Govinda! 01:28.925 --> 01:30.654 Yes, praise be to the Lord. 01:30.744 --> 01:33.304 You know, even my internship went quite well. 01:33.670 --> 01:35.732 The HOD who signed my certificate 01:35.822 --> 01:37.933 gave me a hint of a PPO job offer as well. 01:38.023 --> 01:41.185 I wonder what will happen. Let's see. Fingers crossed. 01:41.572 --> 01:43.440 Is this a threat, Mr. Bansal? 01:43.717 --> 01:46.449 If yes, then it's on. 01:58.671 --> 02:01.321 Hey, what is this queue for? 02:01.729 --> 02:03.078 Final year? 02:03.168 --> 02:06.347 Yes, final year, Computer Science, Academic award winner. 02:06.788 --> 02:08.241 When did you win the Oscar? 02:08.331 --> 02:09.927 Not Academy, Academic award. 02:10.017 --> 02:12.401 Whatever. Get in that line for your room allotment. 02:12.491 --> 02:13.845 Room allotment? 02:13.935 --> 02:18.415 I've had the same room for three years, D-69 with Rupesh Bhati. 02:18.753 --> 02:22.510 Where Jatin Kishor and Ankit Pandey dry their underwear shamelessly. 02:22.953 --> 02:25.132 That reminds me. Give me a complaint form. 02:25.694 --> 02:31.554 As per the student body and admin's decision, you'll get a single room. 02:32.873 --> 02:34.603 Single room? Why? 02:34.693 --> 02:36.300 For our privacy. 02:36.744 --> 02:40.917 If you have privacy, you'll be able to study without any disturbance. 02:41.112 --> 02:44.172 What you call disturbance is in fact, hostel life. 02:44.262 --> 02:46.734 You're just our placement co-coordinator, not our mom. 02:47.048 --> 02:49.869 Absolutely right, Jhantoo. 02:50.237 --> 02:53.145 Who cares what kind of room we get? 02:53.235 --> 02:55.686 We spend most of our time in each other's rooms anyway. 02:55.776 --> 02:58.983 Be it Mirzapur or its hot scenes, we've seen it all together. 03:00.756 --> 03:03.080 Please get serious, guys. 03:03.170 --> 03:06.659 Except for you two and Ankit, everybody else has got their certificates. 03:07.394 --> 03:10.443 Hey, hadn't I told you to make mine and send it to her? 03:10.533 --> 03:14.097 It asks for the CAPTCHA code at the end which I'm not able to crack. 03:14.187 --> 03:16.475 -Since one and a half months? -It's tough, dear. 03:16.565 --> 03:18.032 Bro, are you a robot or what? 03:18.122 --> 03:22.507 What the hell, guys? You guys are in the final year now. 03:22.597 --> 03:26.788 Look, the deadline is close. Send me your certificates or you won't get JAF. 03:26.878 --> 03:29.079 So what? We'll go and get him. 03:29.169 --> 03:32.150 -Who's this snobbish guy anyway? -Which wing does he stay in? 03:34.291 --> 03:36.626 Job Announcement Form, JAF. 03:37.339 --> 03:38.615 Oh, man. 03:40.940 --> 03:43.167 You know what, guys? I'm heading to some meetings. 03:43.257 --> 03:44.983 If you see Ankit, tell him to call me. 03:45.073 --> 03:46.745 Don't stress. Bye. 03:46.835 --> 03:48.291 Bye, sister. 03:51.702 --> 03:54.751 -She's in post break-up trauma. -Truly spoken. 03:54.841 --> 04:00.012 She's right. Who's going to get you placements if not for Chirag? 04:00.102 --> 04:04.773 Madam, this is our last year in the hostel. So just let us enjoy. 04:05.249 --> 04:07.571 And anyway, back home, we don't get hired for jobs. 04:07.661 --> 04:09.278 -Rather, we hire people for jobs. -I see. 04:09.368 --> 04:12.738 Darling, you're forgetting that you're talking to G.S.H.A. from H-3. 04:13.317 --> 04:16.828 When they see that written on my CV, the kind of package I'll draw, 04:16.973 --> 04:19.158 even you'll end up proposing to me. 04:21.182 --> 04:23.033 Where are you lost, my dear? 04:23.123 --> 04:25.394 Don't get too serious. I was just joking. 04:26.184 --> 04:28.000 You look a bit slim. 04:28.281 --> 04:33.762 Yeah. It's my post-workout glow. I have a chiselled jawline too now. 04:39.469 --> 04:41.177 -Hey, how are you? -I'm good. 04:41.274 --> 04:43.724 Come, my sweetheart. 04:43.860 --> 04:45.991 -How are you, bro? -All good. 04:46.081 --> 04:47.466 -And you? That's great. -Superb. 04:47.556 --> 04:50.176 -You're going to draw the highest package in H-3. -Come on, man. 04:50.266 --> 04:52.402 Our boy will be on the front page of newspapers. 04:52.492 --> 04:54.660 Bro, companies will chase after him. 04:54.750 --> 04:58.119 I'm telling you. They'll even bid for your salary. 04:58.404 --> 05:01.267 Guys, what's going on? Why are they giving separate rooms to us? 05:01.483 --> 05:03.801 It's our last year. Let's all stay together. 05:03.891 --> 05:07.329 Bro, even a bank FD matures in three years. What about you? 05:07.419 --> 05:09.967 Why are you sulking so much? We're all in the same wing. 05:10.057 --> 05:15.589 You better get used to living alone. You aren't luring girls anyway. 05:16.981 --> 05:18.139 Right, Nabo? 05:22.343 --> 05:25.301 But you should also ask Ankit once. 05:25.517 --> 05:28.604 He has opened up his personal bar in one corner of the room. 05:28.933 --> 05:32.470 How come? Wasn't he supposed to come back from home next week? 05:32.632 --> 05:34.282 He never went home. 05:34.372 --> 05:36.591 He stayed in the hostel and kept drowning in alcohol. 05:36.681 --> 05:39.436 He became a forsaken lover himself and made me his sidekick. 05:40.465 --> 05:42.143 Our poor boy is ruined in love. 05:43.605 --> 05:47.285 Man. I guess his break up with Akanksha hit him very hard. 05:47.375 --> 05:48.863 -Yes. -That's true. 05:48.953 --> 05:51.166 Guys, relationships are tricky for sure. 05:53.016 --> 05:56.936 -But they're sweet too. -And scary as well. 05:57.098 --> 05:58.218 There's love ahead of fear. 05:58.308 --> 06:00.316 -No. That's victory ahead of fear. -But love... 06:00.406 --> 06:03.495 Why don't you two just kiss? Go on. What's going on here? 06:03.585 --> 06:04.716 I was just telling her. 06:04.806 --> 06:06.781 But this was bound to happen to Ankit. 06:06.965 --> 06:09.356 There's something called a reality check. 06:09.594 --> 06:12.908 Besides wooing a girl, what else has this guy succeeded at? Tell me. 06:14.689 --> 06:16.030 Hey, guys. Excuse me. 06:23.202 --> 06:25.451 What the fuck? This is so fucking wrong. 06:30.605 --> 06:33.511 Ignore us. Shall I make a Patiala peg for you, Mr. Romeo? 06:36.105 --> 06:38.156 Hey, Ankit. 06:38.337 --> 06:39.989 Bro, are you alright? 06:40.586 --> 06:41.921 Why? 06:42.229 --> 06:45.412 What's with this haggard look? Is it the break up? 06:46.113 --> 06:50.299 Come on, man. Akanksha and I mutually broke up. 06:50.389 --> 06:54.785 My friend, only funds are mutual. It's the girl who always breaks up. 06:56.671 --> 06:59.014 Akanksha has asked you to give her a call. 06:59.939 --> 07:01.141 See that? 07:01.427 --> 07:03.087 We're just friends, guys. 07:03.321 --> 07:06.391 Both of us mutually decided to end our relationship. 07:06.702 --> 07:09.366 But the whole world seems to be after us. 07:09.755 --> 07:12.627 I am single. Akanksha is single. What's the problem then? 07:13.111 --> 07:15.524 Really? Is Akanksha back to being single? 07:19.156 --> 07:20.264 -Ankit. -You. 07:20.489 --> 07:22.166 -Want to woo her now? -No. I was just... 07:22.256 --> 07:24.147 -You're here to study, aren't you? -Yes. 07:24.237 --> 07:26.067 -Then don't you want to study? -I do. 07:26.157 --> 07:27.269 I'll go back to studying. 07:27.572 --> 07:28.783 Bloody idiot. 07:28.873 --> 07:30.910 -What are you doing, dude? -It's okay. Come. Sit. 07:31.775 --> 07:33.349 Go to your class, dude. Sit. 07:33.669 --> 07:35.468 Relax. That boy was harmless. 07:37.405 --> 07:39.775 Yes. So, what was I saying? 07:40.830 --> 07:43.753 This is life, guys. We're all good. 07:44.869 --> 07:46.754 -Hey, Chirag. When did you come? -What? 07:47.680 --> 07:49.367 -Now. Just now. -Now. 07:49.704 --> 07:51.399 Did he lose weight? I didn't see him. 07:52.540 --> 07:54.365 Great. That's great. 07:55.515 --> 07:57.712 He grabbed my collar for such a petty reason. 07:57.802 --> 08:00.385 -Why did you have to poke him? -It wasn't my mistake. 08:00.475 --> 08:02.451 He has just gotten used to fucking with people. 08:02.541 --> 08:04.501 Don't be a fucking moron. Just take it easy. 08:05.115 --> 08:07.718 This poor guy is also a victim of the single couple's arrogance. 08:08.479 --> 08:12.674 You know why the singles are such a snob? Because it's their final year. 08:13.245 --> 08:16.411 Just wait for some days. Companies from all over will come 08:16.713 --> 08:19.516 and buy this arrogance of theirs for scraps. 08:20.909 --> 08:24.049 What is it that they get in the final year? 08:24.139 --> 08:25.969 Yes. A reality check. That's what they get. 08:26.565 --> 08:30.854 Actually, single rooms are given to singles so that they study well. 08:31.313 --> 08:34.669 But they do everything else in there other than studying. 08:35.534 --> 08:37.039 Let them enjoy. 08:37.377 --> 08:38.925 Who knows it maybe for the last time. 09:20.744 --> 09:22.094 Here it is. 09:42.196 --> 09:45.320 Sorry. I got hungry while waiting. 09:45.410 --> 09:47.191 See you at 12. 09:52.193 --> 09:53.594 Oh. 10:16.244 --> 10:19.246 You should have looked for me on your 12. I was right at the back. 10:19.682 --> 10:22.678 Oh, 12 meaning behind? I thought 12 on the watch. 10:24.664 --> 10:26.421 That was very well coded. 10:27.319 --> 10:28.503 Thanks. 10:33.006 --> 10:35.054 -So? -So. 10:40.079 --> 10:42.342 Well, you know, 10:43.635 --> 10:48.170 last year, at the farewell, 10:48.915 --> 10:53.423 you... I mean, we kissed. 10:55.609 --> 10:59.415 I was thinking that may be we should... 10:59.505 --> 11:01.265 Kiss again twice everyday? 11:03.398 --> 11:05.224 I mean to say, see, 11:06.162 --> 11:10.305 it's the placement season. We'll have to study really hard. 11:10.521 --> 11:14.760 And amidst all this stress and pressure, I'll need to relax too. 11:14.850 --> 11:16.844 I mean, we'll need to. 11:18.785 --> 11:22.820 So, you see, for health reasons, 11:23.295 --> 11:26.175 twice a day, we can. 11:27.551 --> 11:31.729 So, you want to get serious too, right? 11:31.819 --> 11:33.700 -Of course! -Silence! 11:36.251 --> 11:37.894 -Sorry. -Sorry. 11:39.364 --> 11:40.987 Of course, I want to. 11:41.077 --> 11:45.307 This year, I want to do all that Ankit and Akanksha have done. 11:47.044 --> 11:48.506 Except for the break up. 11:49.950 --> 11:53.349 -We'll go on dates. -To restaurants. 11:53.912 --> 11:57.138 -We'll get a heart made on coffee. -A real heart diagram too. 11:57.648 --> 11:59.508 We'll go on evening walks, 12:01.548 --> 12:03.303 have ice cream. 12:04.003 --> 12:06.503 -The saffron flavoured. -My favourite. 12:06.660 --> 12:08.471 Now, it's our favourite. 12:10.364 --> 12:12.206 But we'll also study. 12:12.296 --> 12:15.455 And not just stay cooped up in the room all the time making out. 12:15.765 --> 12:18.282 Of course, dear. It's our last year. We ought to study. 12:18.372 --> 12:21.821 -For the placements. -And everybody's got a single room. 12:21.911 --> 12:24.664 So, obviously, everybody's expected to only study. 12:24.754 --> 12:27.140 One single room is available. Rupees 500 per hour! 12:27.230 --> 12:30.075 With 4K, HD quality, 5D, 6D. No. 12:30.165 --> 12:32.229 7D, and with Surround Sound quality. 12:32.319 --> 12:35.186 You and the speakers will both go kaboom. 12:35.276 --> 12:38.472 From Sexy Suzie to Hot Hanna, watch it all, guys. 12:38.562 --> 12:41.638 Rupees 500 per hour on all weekdays, Monday to Friday. 12:41.728 --> 12:43.411 Fixed-rate. No negotiation. 12:43.501 --> 12:45.920 -Yes, bro. Tell me. -Sir, we have classes on weekdays. 12:46.010 --> 12:47.649 Anything possible on weekends? 12:47.823 --> 12:51.170 On the weekend, Mr. Jhantoo will use his single room for himself. 12:51.387 --> 12:53.091 Do you understand, my boy? 12:53.564 --> 12:56.064 Sir, can I get my girl here? 12:56.154 --> 12:58.538 Fucking hell. You have a girlfriend? 12:59.135 --> 13:00.553 -Really? -Yeah. 13:01.651 --> 13:03.259 Rupees 10,000 in that case. 13:05.318 --> 13:07.921 But I only have rupees 520. 13:08.011 --> 13:09.401 That's cool. 13:10.473 --> 13:13.232 In future, connect with him. He'll take care of your entry. 13:13.322 --> 13:16.475 And he'll also drop your girl back to the girls hostel safely. 13:18.464 --> 13:19.831 No cameras inside, right? 13:19.921 --> 13:21.850 Who cares, dude? We all have our own secrets. 13:21.940 --> 13:24.007 Come on. Move it. Yes. Who's next? 14:01.609 --> 14:03.456 Pour me one more. 14:04.452 --> 14:06.030 That's enough, bro. 14:06.376 --> 14:08.957 Your girl has already moved on, man. 14:09.501 --> 14:11.248 Enjoy your single room while you have it. 14:11.688 --> 14:14.413 And my attendance is damn poor. So, let me go to class. 14:15.693 --> 14:17.596 You're bugging me again. 14:17.952 --> 14:21.833 Rakhi, I'm telling you. I'm fine. 14:22.883 --> 14:25.066 Stop worrying. Don't you dare touch it! 14:31.867 --> 14:34.350 It's very expensive, you know. That's why. 14:40.750 --> 14:43.327 -Where are you off to? -To turn off the light in my room. 14:43.587 --> 14:45.939 Listen, Rakhi. I'm alright, dude. 14:49.553 --> 14:52.104 Chari sir, hi. Ravi Teja here. 14:52.580 --> 14:55.650 Yes, T. Ravi. Roll no. 60. The same guy, sir. 14:56.040 --> 15:00.096 Sir, Ranganathan sir told me that I'd get an update on the PPO. 15:00.193 --> 15:03.078 I need it very badly, sir, because my mother has arthritis. 15:04.254 --> 15:06.529 Oh, arthritis is treatable? 15:07.039 --> 15:08.933 But I'd still need money for the treatment. 15:09.023 --> 15:11.372 So, if you have an update, please let me know, sir. 15:11.462 --> 15:13.136 Thank you, sir. 15:15.643 --> 15:19.994 Peddanti sir, Chari sir told me I'd get an update from Ranganathan sir. 15:20.084 --> 15:21.620 My mother has diabetes, sir. 15:22.233 --> 15:25.001 Hey, you midget. Revive it, you dumbass! 15:25.091 --> 15:26.697 -Hey, peewee! -What are you doing, man? 15:26.787 --> 15:29.533 -I'm on it, man! -Revive it, you asshole! 15:29.623 --> 15:31.712 What the fucking hell! 15:31.802 --> 15:34.004 I'm dead, man! Motherfucker! 15:34.281 --> 15:35.872 What the hell is going on in this room? 15:39.261 --> 15:40.921 Is this what you call a hostel life? 15:41.226 --> 15:43.295 Are your parents spending their money for this? 15:43.835 --> 15:46.914 Sorry, Rupesh. We'll go and study. Let's go, guys. Please come in. 15:47.004 --> 15:50.583 Fuck your studies! Where is your teamwork? 15:51.047 --> 15:53.901 We've been losing to hostel no. 2 for the past six rounds now. 15:53.991 --> 15:58.075 First, hear the enemy's footsteps. Then follow his footsteps. 15:58.165 --> 16:00.110 And swing that hand-shot at him. 16:00.200 --> 16:01.718 -Understood? -Yes, bro. 16:01.916 --> 16:03.255 And until we don't win... 16:03.345 --> 16:04.870 We won't leave this room! 16:04.960 --> 16:06.241 Until we don't win... 16:06.331 --> 16:07.841 -We won't leave this room! -We won't leave this room! 16:07.931 --> 16:09.051 Until we don't win... 16:09.141 --> 16:10.885 -We won't leave this room! -We won't leave this room! 16:10.975 --> 16:12.528 Add me as well. 16:20.682 --> 16:25.120 Nabo, we'll have to step out of the room today. Okay? 16:25.812 --> 16:27.152 Definitely. 16:28.328 --> 16:32.142 And tomorrow, we'll go for a walk. 16:33.188 --> 16:34.901 And the day after? 16:35.990 --> 16:38.672 The day after, we'll go on a date. 17:01.993 --> 17:03.375 What's up? 17:06.053 --> 17:07.408 -Prerna. -Yes. 17:07.862 --> 17:09.903 Did you look at the student profiles and stats? 17:11.725 --> 17:15.601 As per this data, only 61% of students will get a sure shot placement. 17:16.216 --> 17:17.600 What about the rest? 17:17.690 --> 17:19.842 There's always a fluctuation of 5% in that. 17:20.833 --> 17:22.610 Look at this. Raghav Subbu. 17:22.700 --> 17:25.488 His average CGPA in the sixth semester is 3.8. 17:25.578 --> 17:27.349 5% will make no difference to him. 17:28.601 --> 17:29.695 He won't make it. 17:29.785 --> 17:32.954 Then he should have studied hard and not wasted time sending DMs. 17:35.978 --> 17:37.645 We'll have to jolt them up. 17:37.880 --> 17:39.818 They must be good at something. 17:39.908 --> 17:42.974 They need proper guidance and a support system. And that's us. 17:43.714 --> 17:48.011 Akanksha, it's just the first week. And you're getting very emotional. 17:48.523 --> 17:51.090 Pardon my language but they're all douchebags. 17:51.567 --> 17:55.524 They loaf around in the hostel for 4 years and regret it in the end. 17:55.835 --> 17:58.070 Trust me. They are a lost cause. 17:58.693 --> 18:01.156 The management has even given them a single room now. 18:01.246 --> 18:03.695 But you think they'd even bother to open their books? 18:05.737 --> 18:08.871 I'll get going. I've to prepare the schedule for the mock interviews. 18:09.542 --> 18:11.472 What about you? Aren't you going to leave? 18:12.814 --> 18:14.001 Bye. 18:14.800 --> 18:15.874 Bye. 18:33.315 --> 18:35.249 Way to go, baby! 19:07.118 --> 19:09.234 Jhantoo, send me rupees 2,000 online. 19:16.551 --> 19:18.117 -Jhantoo. -What? 19:18.207 --> 19:21.472 -Send me rupees 2,000, man. -How about 5,000 instead? 19:22.009 --> 19:25.053 Bloody drunkard. Go and take money from Akanksha for your alcohol. 19:30.177 --> 19:32.759 Transfer rupees 2,000 right now! 19:39.354 --> 19:41.160 I only have 500 now, sir. 19:42.749 --> 19:44.943 -520. -Okay. 19:46.889 --> 19:49.441 Why did you pause it, guys? Keep watching. 20:07.982 --> 20:11.323 Look, my friend from H-1, this is H-3. 20:11.413 --> 20:14.188 Our hostel. Do you like it? 20:15.118 --> 20:18.924 Let's go and study in my room. No hanky-panky. 20:26.286 --> 20:29.494 Are you guys watching a movie in my room? 20:29.584 --> 20:32.075 Me and my friend from H-1 were here to study. 20:32.524 --> 20:34.081 Carry on. 20:43.198 --> 20:44.434 No room's vacant. 20:53.315 --> 20:58.058 Isn't this ridiculous? Indecency has crossed all limits here. 20:58.713 --> 21:03.825 There's a very fine line between using and misusing a room, you see. 21:04.371 --> 21:07.181 And these scumbags are sitting on that fine line and chilling out. 21:07.271 --> 21:10.230 They think their dad is some rich businessman 21:10.320 --> 21:13.377 who'll pass on the business to them while sipping champagne. 21:14.322 --> 21:16.900 Ridiculous, right? How can they do something 21:16.990 --> 21:20.853 they've never done till now nor will they do it in future? 21:21.717 --> 21:23.594 What do to? Such are times. 21:23.811 --> 21:27.235 Neither do they harbour regret nor they do grab opportunities. 21:28.256 --> 21:30.141 Let them keep loafing around. 21:30.231 --> 21:33.194 They are in for a very tough climax. 21:33.497 --> 21:36.178 Stay tuned. They still have a long way to go. 21:36.525 --> 21:38.740 Hey Santosh bro, today's food is awesome. 21:38.765 --> 21:40.659 Hey. What are you saying? 21:51.457 --> 21:56.895 I thought about it a lot. Looking at the size, I think it's Rakhi's. 21:56.985 --> 22:01.176 No. Is the size M or L? Either one is not Rakhi's size. 22:01.457 --> 22:04.472 Those guys you rented your room out to, it must be one of theirs. 22:04.562 --> 22:06.862 Nobody went into my room yesterday except me. 22:07.792 --> 22:11.435 I'm telling you, guys. It's mine. Why don't you believe me? 22:11.525 --> 22:12.732 Stop lying. 22:14.871 --> 22:16.763 What an awesome black coffee, man. 22:17.855 --> 22:20.363 What happened? Did someone lose their T-shirt? 22:21.369 --> 22:25.250 Bro, last night, a condom was found in Jhantoo's room. 22:25.887 --> 22:27.930 -That too a used one. -What? 22:28.020 --> 22:31.261 Yes, bro. I'm saying it's mine. But they're not believing me. 22:31.351 --> 22:34.233 I didn't tell you because word gets out fast. 22:34.828 --> 22:38.882 The condom that has been found in the room last night which was big 22:38.972 --> 22:41.559 -is mine! -Of course, it's yours. 22:41.649 --> 22:42.947 -Yes, it's mine. -Obviously. 22:43.037 --> 22:44.514 Yes, it is. 22:49.453 --> 22:50.869 What happened, guys? 22:52.524 --> 22:54.989 A shit show of lust took place in Jhantoo's room. 22:58.892 --> 23:01.205 Just a second. Ankit. 23:01.886 --> 23:04.340 You took rupees 500 from him last night, right? 23:04.956 --> 23:07.580 Then tell us honestly. Which hooker did you sleep with last night? 23:07.670 --> 23:09.929 Jaat! Mind your tongue! 23:10.019 --> 23:12.913 I just said 'hooker'. Or else what came to my mouth was... 23:13.003 --> 23:14.372 -Hey, control! -Hey! 23:14.462 --> 23:17.703 I mean, Jaat, you can't assassinate someone's character like this. 23:17.793 --> 23:19.281 Yes, you can't. 23:19.371 --> 23:21.648 -It's wrong. -It's okay. I have a doctor friend. 23:21.864 --> 23:23.453 We can tell him to run a DNA test on it. 23:23.543 --> 23:24.941 Whoa! 23:25.486 --> 23:27.821 Are you crazy? This isn't that big a deal. 23:27.911 --> 23:30.664 Exactly. Believe me. It's mine. 23:30.903 --> 23:32.665 -That's what a single room is meant for. -Yes. 23:32.755 --> 23:34.038 -Yes. -Correct. 23:34.128 --> 23:35.973 I'll tell you what a single room is meant for. 23:36.881 --> 23:40.016 For renting it out, turning it into a gaming parlour, to get drunk. 23:40.687 --> 23:42.157 You must have been studying I'm sure. 23:43.184 --> 23:45.346 Have you both no shame at all? 23:45.436 --> 23:49.018 I kept saying that the 12th is the last date to submit your certificates. 23:49.108 --> 23:51.400 But to no avail. It's the 15th today. 23:51.626 --> 23:54.022 You could have at least submitted a fake one, guys. 23:54.865 --> 23:56.638 Have you seen your CGPA? 23:57.125 --> 24:01.082 I can't even round it off. It's that bad. 24:02.531 --> 24:06.444 You guys even exited the placement group. Nobody replies to emails. 24:08.639 --> 24:13.709 Wait till you get rejected even before the interviews. 24:13.805 --> 24:17.574 Fine. We'll get serious. You already got us thinking. 24:18.055 --> 24:20.823 Life is anyway going to be serious once we get out of here. 24:20.913 --> 24:23.579 So, whatever little time is left, allow us to chill, please. 24:24.174 --> 24:26.639 Everybody here is worried about their placement. 24:27.450 --> 24:29.450 So, we'll deal with it when the time comes. 24:29.540 --> 24:31.839 We'll all get placed or we'll all go down together. 24:33.719 --> 24:37.233 Think of us as Ankit and leave us. 24:37.740 --> 24:39.076 Jaat, come on. 24:41.406 --> 24:42.833 Stop it. 24:48.185 --> 24:50.487 -Go to hell, guys. -Akku. 24:52.141 --> 24:53.250 What? 24:54.931 --> 24:56.701 We must find out whose condom it is. 24:56.791 --> 25:00.704 Guys, just out of curiosity, this is unrelated though, 25:01.374 --> 25:03.525 did you find anything else as well? 25:03.615 --> 25:06.703 We can look for it together if you'd like. 25:07.493 --> 25:10.120 No. That can't be. Not possible. 25:10.210 --> 25:13.721 Of course not. There can't be anything else. 25:13.811 --> 25:17.202 This tea is so horrible that it can give you fucking cancer. 25:17.646 --> 25:19.041 I'll teach him how to make tea. 25:19.131 --> 25:21.300 It's that Akanksha who spoiled our evening tea. 25:21.390 --> 25:22.976 All she ever does is rant about studies. 25:23.066 --> 25:25.322 -We got too friendly with her too soon. -You're right. 25:25.571 --> 25:27.982 Mutton! There's mutton at the mess today! 25:28.072 --> 25:30.728 -Unlimited rice. Unlimited rotis. -Bro, what's in veg? 25:30.818 --> 25:33.636 -Kept aside some gravy for you. -Woo-hoo! Gravy for us! 25:33.726 --> 25:36.285 -Yay! Let's go! -Yoo-hoo, gravy! 25:48.615 --> 25:51.804 Oh, man! It's the wok mutton curry. 25:51.894 --> 25:54.225 -Looks so heavenly, man! -Only the gravy for me. 25:54.474 --> 25:56.636 -Give me if you don't want it. -No. I like it. 25:56.726 --> 25:59.023 I don't even remember when I smelt its aroma last. 25:59.113 --> 26:02.898 Badri had made it last time. Pradeep, give me a Nalli, please. 26:05.146 --> 26:08.589 -Thank you. -Just look at this slender rice! 26:08.679 --> 26:10.543 This is not the ration rice. 26:10.795 --> 26:12.430 Yes, bro. 26:13.794 --> 26:14.826 It's awesome. 26:14.999 --> 26:16.677 But whose birthday is it today? 26:16.767 --> 26:20.100 -Didn't hear anyone cheer at night. -I've no idea. 26:20.190 --> 26:24.825 Enemies and their friends which also means enemies. 26:26.268 --> 26:29.008 -Today's treat is on me. -Really? 26:29.696 --> 26:32.836 Wow, Teja! You're amazing, bro! You've treated us to mutton. 26:32.926 --> 26:35.531 It's mind-blowingly delicious. I mean, it's perfectly cooked. 26:35.621 --> 26:37.056 It's great. The gravy's too good. 26:37.654 --> 26:41.682 Relish it, guys. I got it specially made. I've got a PPO, you see. 26:42.374 --> 26:44.125 A Pre-Placement Offer. 26:55.158 --> 26:58.108 From the same company I did my internship at. 26:58.592 --> 27:01.628 I got placed before all you losers. 27:06.519 --> 27:08.616 Enjoy. Enjoy it to your heart's content. 27:08.706 --> 27:11.889 Forget the food, guys. Teja has got a job. 27:12.073 --> 27:13.232 Let's give him bumps. 27:13.322 --> 27:15.032 Bumps are given on birthdays. 27:15.122 --> 27:17.816 He's got a job. Let's pull out our belts for him. 27:18.621 --> 27:21.250 Easy, easy. Take it easy. Wait. I'll give you mine. 27:22.262 --> 27:26.111 Here you go. Spank me as much as you want. But remember one thing. 27:26.201 --> 27:31.144 Starting tomorrow, till the final year ends, I'll screw you all over. 27:35.719 --> 27:37.962 Don't feel like eating anymore, Jhantoo. 27:38.475 --> 27:39.848 I'm done too. 27:40.695 --> 27:43.476 Let's go. Even the rice is a bit undercooked. 27:43.566 --> 27:45.178 -Want something? -No, bro. 27:45.268 --> 27:48.001 -Want some rotis? -Everything was great. Loved it. 27:48.091 --> 27:50.194 -Congrats. -Thank you. 27:50.658 --> 27:52.634 Did you really get the job, Teja? 27:53.730 --> 27:54.920 Yes. 27:58.572 --> 28:00.010 -Nice. -Thank you. 28:07.819 --> 28:09.113 Some more rotis left, right? 28:13.520 --> 28:15.158 Congrats, Teja. 28:15.452 --> 28:16.915 I had told you, Bansal. 28:17.152 --> 28:20.429 It is on. 28:23.103 --> 28:24.842 There's dessert too. Do have some. 28:39.947 --> 28:43.621 In school, when told to keep pin-drop silence, they'd find it funny. 28:43.970 --> 28:46.149 But today, they're experiencing it in the true sense. 28:49.190 --> 28:52.511 For silence is not outside, it's within. The pin-drop silence. 28:53.644 --> 28:56.212 Every year, when the first girl or boy secures a job offer, 28:56.336 --> 29:00.492 no matter how happy everyone is on the outside for that person, 29:06.155 --> 29:10.381 on the inside, the 'Error 404: Not found' message pops up. 29:12.360 --> 29:13.855 They're blank. 29:15.591 --> 29:19.382 They relish a chicken breast but it's their hearts that get heavy. 29:27.393 --> 29:29.892 The pressure that they all keep talking about for years 29:30.195 --> 29:32.695 becomes immeasurable at such times. 29:33.093 --> 29:35.454 You know why? Because of time. 29:35.948 --> 29:39.564 There's no time, my friend. There's absolutely no time left to waste. 29:54.719 --> 29:57.901 There's no time left to do all that they always wanted to. 30:04.342 --> 30:06.958 It's time for each one to look out for themselves. 30:30.540 --> 30:33.006 Nabo, let's not meet tonight. Want to study alone. See you tomorrow. 30:34.210 --> 30:36.216 It's time to rectify mistakes. 30:38.704 --> 30:40.527 It's time to introspect. 30:41.594 --> 30:43.670 This is what a single room is meant for. 30:53.717 --> 30:56.597 It is this year that'll decide the future course of their life. 31:08.555 --> 31:13.009 -Guys, send your documents to Akku. -Was the 14th the final date? 31:39.125 --> 31:44.656 This year will remind them to mend their ways for it's the final year. s.