WEBVTT 00:00:08.938 --> 00:00:09.917 align:center Yeah! 00:00:10.114 --> 00:00:12.807 align:center Cigarettes for brother Badri, Aaspas. 00:00:13.127 --> 00:00:16.797 align:center Tea for brother Jassi, both red and black. 00:00:17.207 --> 00:00:21.477 align:center And brother Abhinav, 5 kg limestone sachet. 00:00:22.397 --> 00:00:25.777 align:center In total, it comes to Rs. 55.890 for 4 years. 00:00:26.057 --> 00:00:28.937 align:center I was also going to add a night surcharge. 00:00:29.127 --> 00:00:32.837 align:center But when I heard he couldn't even crack the mass recruitment, 00:00:33.287 --> 00:00:35.147 align:center I thought it's better to be satisfied. 00:00:35.347 --> 00:00:38.043 align:center Only our college is over, our education loan is still there. 00:00:38.123 --> 00:00:38.907 align:center Yes. 00:00:38.987 --> 00:00:40.547 align:center How can we gather Rs. 55,000? 00:00:40.757 --> 00:00:43.887 align:center -You pay 15% interest in education loan, right? -Yes. 00:00:44.107 --> 00:00:44.967 align:center I'll add it as well. 00:00:45.057 --> 00:00:46.277 align:center Hey, hey, brother Raju. 00:00:46.367 --> 00:00:48.447 align:center The company doesn't even pay annual package that high. 00:00:48.537 --> 00:00:50.797 align:center Every year we have had cigarettes and tea from this shop, brother Raju. 00:00:50.887 --> 00:00:53.447 align:center Do you know even before brushing, we used to have a cigarette. 00:00:53.537 --> 00:00:55.607 align:center -But you... -Add it later. 00:00:55.697 --> 00:00:57.627 align:center -You are adding too much. -Oh wow! 00:00:57.717 --> 00:01:00.297 align:center This is an evening in hostel! 00:01:00.387 --> 00:01:02.777 align:center -Amazing, amazing! -Love you too. 00:01:02.867 --> 00:01:04.177 align:center -Just see they... -Let's go, let's go. 00:01:04.267 --> 00:01:05.727 align:center Now get on their case. 00:01:05.817 --> 00:01:08.407 align:center Even I have been saying love you for so many years. 00:01:08.627 --> 00:01:10.177 align:center But I need money as well. 00:01:10.701 --> 00:01:12.724 align:center Amazing, amazing! 00:01:12.804 --> 00:01:14.907 align:center Alright, get up now, do you want to blow me or what? 00:01:15.125 --> 00:01:19.517 align:center Even this parting cusses of yours sound so sweet. 00:01:19.607 --> 00:01:20.627 align:center So sweet! 00:01:20.717 --> 00:01:22.067 align:center -Hey! -You.. 00:01:22.157 --> 00:01:24.487 align:center At least take my permission. Why are you shoving the tape up my ass? 00:01:24.577 --> 00:01:25.587 align:center What are you even doing? 00:01:25.677 --> 00:01:27.057 align:center I was taking the measurements. 00:01:27.147 --> 00:01:28.853 align:center Let it be. 00:01:29.317 --> 00:01:31.487 align:center They seem quite excited for our farewells. 00:01:31.577 --> 00:01:34.127 align:center For the farewell? Oh, yeah! 00:01:34.217 --> 00:01:36.617 align:center Durgesh from H2 should know about our legacy. 00:01:36.707 --> 00:01:38.037 align:center -Got it? -H3 is the best! 00:01:38.127 --> 00:01:39.327 align:center -You can't crap this over. -No. 00:01:39.417 --> 00:01:41.114 align:center It is the question of hostel's reputation. 00:01:41.315 --> 00:01:42.147 align:center Sir! 00:01:42.237 --> 00:01:43.017 align:center Where is Jhaatu? 00:01:43.107 --> 00:01:46.597 align:center Brothers, Rashmi is going to wear a red saree! Red saree! 00:01:46.687 --> 00:01:49.157 align:center The blue one has been cancelled. Hey, brother. 00:01:49.247 --> 00:01:51.117 align:center Start wearing red things. 00:01:51.207 --> 00:01:52.837 align:center -Start wearing... -Dude! 00:01:52.927 --> 00:01:54.837 align:center Guys I have bought a blue type. 00:01:54.927 --> 00:01:57.147 align:center -Don't worry, I have two red ties. -Dibs. Dibs. 00:01:57.237 --> 00:01:58.707 align:center Now you should be worried. 00:01:58.797 --> 00:02:01.567 align:center -I'll tell... -I have half pocket square and blue... 00:02:01.657 --> 00:02:02.537 align:center Something has to be blue. 00:02:02.627 --> 00:02:04.110 align:center What is this blue blue? 00:02:04.190 --> 00:02:05.377 align:center -She must be wearing something blue. -Jaat? 00:02:05.467 --> 00:02:07.277 align:center Make a change in their measurement. 00:02:07.467 --> 00:02:08.557 align:center -What? -Write, 00:02:08.647 --> 00:02:10.217 align:center chest, 56. 00:02:10.427 --> 00:02:13.517 align:center Then I'll write your measurement and get the T shirt printed. 00:02:13.917 --> 00:02:16.797 align:center Yes! And call everyone for the rehearsal. 00:02:16.887 --> 00:02:17.758 align:center Come. 00:02:17.838 --> 00:02:19.161 align:center Is the auditorium ready? 00:02:20.087 --> 00:02:23.227 align:center In a hostel, prestige is always snatched or asked for. 00:02:24.247 --> 00:02:26.467 align:center And the people who do both of them, 00:02:26.657 --> 00:02:28.427 align:center are the seniors. 00:02:29.767 --> 00:02:31.587 align:center Farwell is the only day, 00:02:31.867 --> 00:02:36.627 align:center where juniors happily wish their seniors goodbye. 00:02:37.267 --> 00:02:40.987 align:center Like the father of the bride in an arranged marriage. 00:02:42.147 --> 00:02:44.237 align:center But the poor juniors always forget, 00:02:44.467 --> 00:02:46.737 align:center after they leave, the courtyard of the house, 00:02:46.958 --> 00:02:50.783 align:center i.e. the hostel feels so lonely. Right? 00:02:54.437 --> 00:02:57.883 align:center "I'm on my way..." 00:02:59.547 --> 00:03:03.842 align:center "It's gonna be my way." 00:03:06.747 --> 00:03:08.512 align:center Rakhi? Ready? Ready? 00:03:08.592 --> 00:03:09.156 align:center -Yes. -Good. 00:03:09.236 --> 00:03:10.287 align:center -Is the auditorium done? -Done! 00:03:10.377 --> 00:03:11.527 align:center Very good, this is fine. 00:03:11.617 --> 00:03:14.127 align:center Nabo? Right, right. 00:03:14.307 --> 00:03:15.477 align:center Rakhi, come. 00:03:15.567 --> 00:03:17.287 align:center And action. 00:03:19.907 --> 00:03:21.997 align:center Seniors, seniors, seniors. 00:03:22.797 --> 00:03:24.897 align:center What can I even say about you? 00:03:24.977 --> 00:03:27.326 align:center What can I even say? 00:03:28.417 --> 00:03:31.027 align:center Whatever anyone can say will fall less. 00:03:31.117 --> 00:03:32.877 align:center Is less. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. 00:03:32.967 --> 00:03:34.187 align:center -Go ahead? -Yes. 00:03:34.667 --> 00:03:35.567 align:center Okay. 00:03:37.007 --> 00:03:40.507 align:center I don't have any words to say to you. 00:03:41.017 --> 00:03:43.807 align:center If I want to describe in one word, 00:03:44.137 --> 00:03:45.017 align:center then, 00:03:46.637 --> 00:03:48.987 align:center No, I can't even describe you in one word. 00:03:50.025 --> 00:03:51.287 align:center Thank you. 00:03:51.957 --> 00:03:54.907 align:center Thank you? I gave you one whole week to write. 00:03:54.997 --> 00:03:57.527 align:center Is this what you wrote? Rubbish. 00:03:58.087 --> 00:04:02.167 align:center Brother Chirag, you asked to write 4 words about seniors. 00:04:02.257 --> 00:04:03.280 align:center Just be thankful 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:06.357 align:center that I twisted these four words to make a good speech, isn't it good? 00:04:06.447 --> 00:04:10.057 align:center Even a Montessori kid would write a better speech than you. 00:04:10.147 --> 00:04:13.158 align:center So just let it be. Someone else will do the speech. 00:04:14.487 --> 00:04:17.977 align:center Lakdi, leave the fashion show. Prepare a speech for the seniors. 00:04:18.067 --> 00:04:19.162 align:center -Yes! -Hey! 00:04:19.242 --> 00:04:19.971 align:center Yes! 00:04:20.051 --> 00:04:22.377 align:center H3 is my hostel. All H3 siblings are my siblings. 00:04:22.467 --> 00:04:25.687 align:center Agneepath, I made a oath! 00:04:25.777 --> 00:04:27.929 align:center Come on, sister, go. Move away. 00:04:31.517 --> 00:04:32.610 align:center Ankit? Bring me the pendrive. 00:04:32.690 --> 00:04:34.935 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:04:35.197 --> 00:04:37.487 align:center No, it wasn't. Pendrive, please. Fast. 00:04:38.417 --> 00:04:41.279 align:center Now listen, I'm giving you a simple work. 00:04:41.547 --> 00:04:46.737 align:center It has some photos, go to the printer and get these printed on T-shirt. 00:04:46.877 --> 00:04:48.487 align:center Okay? And listen, 00:04:48.665 --> 00:04:51.363 align:center don't apply your own brain, go. 00:04:53.887 --> 00:04:57.317 align:center Can't even make a single speech. Jaat, I am very tensed. 00:04:57.407 --> 00:05:00.377 align:center Don't you worry, Chirag. It's just a speech. 00:05:00.577 --> 00:05:02.497 align:center I'll talk to my Grandfather and write it. 00:05:02.677 --> 00:05:03.777 align:center Why grandpa? 00:05:03.867 --> 00:05:05.627 align:center Because this is a farewell speech. 00:05:05.757 --> 00:05:07.997 align:center And Grandpa is suffering from 4th stage cancer. 00:05:08.385 --> 00:05:09.537 align:center -What? -Yes. 00:05:09.627 --> 00:05:11.387 align:center Till then, please call this American couple. 00:05:11.873 --> 00:05:13.247 align:center Who knows what you are saying? 00:05:13.337 --> 00:05:15.561 align:center Please come, Akansha and Ankit. 00:05:15.917 --> 00:05:18.018 align:center Good job guys. Nice. 00:05:18.437 --> 00:05:19.897 align:center Do you have henna on your feet? 00:05:19.977 --> 00:05:21.137 align:center -Be quick. -Come on, guys. 00:05:21.417 --> 00:05:22.530 align:center Mother fucker! 00:05:24.550 --> 00:05:25.417 align:center Okay. 00:05:25.507 --> 00:05:26.759 align:center Can I start? 00:05:27.793 --> 00:05:30.204 align:center How dear are our seniors to us, 00:05:30.284 --> 00:05:32.717 align:center is something we can neither express, nor hide. 00:05:33.149 --> 00:05:33.767 align:center Wow, good! 00:05:33.857 --> 00:05:35.843 align:center How dear our seniors are to us, 00:05:37.017 --> 00:05:38.797 align:center You know very well how to hide. 00:05:39.217 --> 00:05:40.067 align:center Hey! 00:05:41.167 --> 00:05:42.467 align:center It's something we can neither express. 00:05:42.617 --> 00:05:44.467 align:center -And... -Oh hello, I was hiding it. 00:05:44.557 --> 00:05:46.607 align:center I wasn't gambling with Jhaatu. 00:05:46.907 --> 00:05:49.627 align:center Oh no. He had a bet with the entire wing. 00:05:49.717 --> 00:05:52.307 align:center He is the admin of our group. Just tell her. 00:05:52.397 --> 00:05:53.577 align:center What are you saying? 00:05:53.667 --> 00:05:55.681 align:center Guys, you continue. that was going good. 00:05:56.037 --> 00:05:57.457 align:center Insensitive asshole! 00:05:57.547 --> 00:05:58.537 align:center Did she mean me? 00:05:58.627 --> 00:05:59.721 align:center Insensitive! 00:06:00.547 --> 00:06:02.727 align:center Pechkas uncle didn't dedicate songs to you on the radio. 00:06:02.817 --> 00:06:06.062 align:center -Okay! -Don't go to my father! 00:06:12.508 --> 00:06:13.823 align:center Felt the burn, right? 00:06:14.497 --> 00:06:15.777 align:center Do you feel the burn now? 00:06:15.947 --> 00:06:18.797 align:center She sleeps with my photo under her pillow and look at her attitude. 00:06:18.887 --> 00:06:22.967 align:center Not below, but behind so that I don't see your ominous face. 00:06:23.057 --> 00:06:25.527 align:center And now I want to strangle you with that pillow. 00:06:25.617 --> 00:06:28.412 align:center But with the Billboard size face, this hero has. 00:06:29.770 --> 00:06:33.977 align:center Why did you tell me this thing? You could have kept this a secret too. 00:06:34.227 --> 00:06:37.778 align:center This relationship's toxicity would have killed me inside slowly. 00:06:37.937 --> 00:06:39.557 align:center What is happening! 00:06:50.095 --> 00:06:51.068 align:center Oh man! 00:06:52.677 --> 00:06:54.271 align:center Hey, Aakansha! 00:06:56.098 --> 00:06:59.037 align:center Oh, Nabo, I think you should go after her. 00:07:00.177 --> 00:07:02.187 align:center This is a daily occurrence. They'll sort it out. 00:07:02.277 --> 00:07:05.397 align:center Not just that. Anyway, you're not being productive. 00:07:05.487 --> 00:07:07.183 align:center At least grace us with your absence. 00:07:07.263 --> 00:07:08.264 align:center -I... -Go! 00:07:09.407 --> 00:07:12.297 align:center Jaat, dude, I'm very tense. How will we sort this out? 00:07:12.387 --> 00:07:14.007 align:center Don't you worry. 00:07:14.097 --> 00:07:16.957 align:center Ankit can't stay without Aakansha. It will be sorted. Wanna bet Rs. 100? 00:07:17.047 --> 00:07:19.911 align:center To hell with him. I'm talking about my farewell. 00:07:19.991 --> 00:07:20.947 align:center How will we sort this? 00:07:21.091 --> 00:07:23.787 align:center How can we sort it out? Just look at her daring. 00:07:24.037 --> 00:07:27.047 align:center She's blaming me of being insensitive, me and insensitive. 00:07:27.187 --> 00:07:29.307 align:center I coughed a little blood today. 00:07:29.397 --> 00:07:31.587 align:center I'm talking, ain't I? 00:07:31.677 --> 00:07:34.577 align:center This is the problem I just kept talking, 00:07:34.667 --> 00:07:37.037 align:center and she planned break up there with Nabomita. 00:07:37.127 --> 00:07:39.177 align:center Did you want to do it as well? 00:07:39.707 --> 00:07:43.001 align:center Wow, topic changed? 00:07:43.237 --> 00:07:45.517 align:center Just like Aakansha, you changed the topic. 00:07:45.607 --> 00:07:48.347 align:center You have colluded with each other. One and the same. 00:07:48.537 --> 00:07:50.727 align:center I am the fucker here. It's just me. 00:07:50.857 --> 00:07:52.757 align:center They are the same, they just want one thing. 00:07:52.847 --> 00:07:53.978 align:center -Sex? -No. 00:07:54.617 --> 00:07:56.907 align:center They want to break up first and win. 00:07:57.630 --> 00:07:59.777 align:center Win? Really? Is this a game? 00:07:59.867 --> 00:08:01.055 align:center Of course not. 00:08:02.447 --> 00:08:03.647 align:center But if this is, 00:08:04.547 --> 00:08:05.847 align:center why can't I win? 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:10.567 align:center How easily the people change Jhaatu, how easily they change? 00:08:11.007 --> 00:08:14.107 align:center I started brushing twice a day. Why? For her? 00:08:14.197 --> 00:08:17.797 align:center Me, who was scared of trimming my face, trimmed by balls, why? For her. 00:08:17.937 --> 00:08:21.547 align:center In every corner of the college, I kept making out. For whom? 00:08:22.010 --> 00:08:23.220 align:center For both of us. 00:08:23.514 --> 00:08:26.057 align:center There aren't as many flavors of condom as her moods. 00:08:26.147 --> 00:08:28.317 align:center Then she asked, what did I bring to this relationship? 00:08:28.407 --> 00:08:29.867 align:center -Me... -You are still here? 00:08:29.957 --> 00:08:31.437 align:center I've been twice. 00:08:32.027 --> 00:08:34.937 align:center I even left masturbation for her. 00:08:35.027 --> 00:08:36.647 align:center But now you see, 00:08:36.797 --> 00:08:37.977 align:center Why should I see? 00:08:38.067 --> 00:08:40.874 align:center -You will need to, fucker! -Listen. 00:08:41.677 --> 00:08:43.097 align:center Have you seen the seniors? 00:08:43.267 --> 00:08:47.060 align:center Everything happens in plain sight, but I can't see it. 00:08:47.140 --> 00:08:51.347 align:center Because I'm a sucker. I'll masturbate so much, the world will be in my palm. 00:08:53.191 --> 00:08:55.809 align:center And then on the 123rd day of the relationship, 00:08:55.889 --> 00:08:57.527 align:center but I still kept silent. 00:08:57.617 --> 00:08:59.897 align:center And then the 128th day, 00:08:59.987 --> 00:09:02.607 align:center and I thought I'll say it, but I didn't. 00:09:02.697 --> 00:09:04.827 align:center And on the 130th day of the relationship, 00:09:04.917 --> 00:09:06.926 align:center -I... -Just shut up, you fucker. 00:09:07.006 --> 00:09:08.077 align:center Just shut up. 00:09:09.417 --> 00:09:12.787 align:center You at least have someone who cares for you. 00:09:12.987 --> 00:09:15.784 align:center You at least have three special moments in these three years. 00:09:16.637 --> 00:09:19.437 align:center I have changed twice in three years. 00:09:20.257 --> 00:09:22.736 align:center And I still don't have anyone that sees me that way. 00:09:35.407 --> 00:09:38.587 align:center See Nabomita, this is all stupidity. 00:09:40.017 --> 00:09:42.817 align:center Engineering students crap the bed, whether it be studies or love. 00:09:42.977 --> 00:09:44.950 align:center They're not clear on the basics of either. 00:09:45.587 --> 00:09:47.557 align:center Can you tell me a single guy 00:09:48.047 --> 00:09:50.597 align:center who is protective and not insecure? 00:09:53.427 --> 00:09:55.667 align:center Who is not controlling but caring. 00:09:56.627 --> 00:09:59.287 align:center Someone who will be liked by you and your parents. 00:10:00.397 --> 00:10:03.796 align:center And someone who cares about your future and not just your present. 00:10:04.937 --> 00:10:06.207 align:center Fuck! 00:10:06.767 --> 00:10:09.397 align:center I know, it's very complicated. 00:10:10.047 --> 00:10:12.461 align:center Actually it is very simple. 00:10:19.217 --> 00:10:21.177 align:center And then I will come here. 00:10:21.347 --> 00:10:23.977 align:center And swirl and swirl and swirl. 00:10:24.067 --> 00:10:25.813 align:center Nabo, take my hand. 00:10:30.665 --> 00:10:33.311 align:center Sweet touch, good improvisation. 00:10:34.057 --> 00:10:35.617 align:center Jaat, what are you going to do? 00:10:35.797 --> 00:10:37.237 align:center Whatever you ask me to. 00:10:37.407 --> 00:10:40.027 align:center I can pull a truck with a rope or you can drive a tractor over my stomach. 00:10:40.117 --> 00:10:43.127 align:center I can chew a tube light or even pull a cylinder via my nose. 00:10:43.217 --> 00:10:44.137 align:center When did you learn this? 00:10:44.227 --> 00:10:46.667 align:center Dude, I am a reject of Shabaas NCR. 00:10:46.757 --> 00:10:49.287 align:center -So talented! -He is shocked! 00:10:49.377 --> 00:10:51.227 align:center Ankit, Aakansha, you guys? 00:10:54.337 --> 00:10:55.477 align:center Oh man! 00:10:55.567 --> 00:10:57.367 align:center Ankit, you can be on that side of the stage, 00:10:57.457 --> 00:10:59.287 align:center and Aakansha, you on this. 00:10:59.377 --> 00:11:00.537 align:center Listen, listen. 00:11:00.627 --> 00:11:02.577 align:center -What? -From H2 juniors, 00:11:02.797 --> 00:11:04.557 align:center -I got the info of the farewell. -And, and, and.... 00:11:04.647 --> 00:11:06.997 align:center They're just doing a useless poem. 00:11:07.087 --> 00:11:08.487 align:center -Loser! -Noobs. 00:11:08.891 --> 00:11:09.747 align:center Yes? 00:11:10.087 --> 00:11:11.967 align:center No, I was calling them amateurs. 00:11:12.057 --> 00:11:15.559 align:center Oh, I thought you nicknamed me that. cutie. 00:11:22.077 --> 00:11:23.381 align:center Guys, guys, listen. 00:11:24.046 --> 00:11:28.407 align:center We have worked too hard and sacrificed a lot for this moment. 00:11:28.497 --> 00:11:30.597 align:center -I.. -I left two papers of the final exam. 00:11:30.777 --> 00:11:33.027 align:center Nabomita has left any hopes for a good relationship. 00:11:33.117 --> 00:11:36.497 align:center And Ankit and Aakansha.... left each-other. 00:11:36.587 --> 00:11:39.467 align:center -Yes, so let's make it all worth! -Yes. 00:11:39.557 --> 00:11:43.219 align:center Our farewell should be the best farewell of this world. 00:11:44.047 --> 00:11:46.417 align:center Brother Chirag, your T-shirts. 00:11:46.813 --> 00:11:50.877 align:center Oh man, good. I knew you could do this. 00:11:50.967 --> 00:11:53.197 align:center You are a top-class 00:11:53.427 --> 00:11:55.215 align:center fucker! 00:11:55.295 --> 00:11:57.630 align:center What did you print? 00:11:58.797 --> 00:12:01.647 align:center I printed the photo which was in the farewell folder. 00:12:01.737 --> 00:12:03.643 align:center -I did feel that it was wrong. -Yes. 00:12:03.847 --> 00:12:05.797 align:center -And I could have stopped it as well. -Then? 00:12:05.887 --> 00:12:08.837 align:center But you had asked me not to apply my brain. 00:12:17.847 --> 00:12:18.907 align:center Let's go, brother. 00:12:20.147 --> 00:12:21.849 align:center I am sick of you two, guys. 00:12:22.217 --> 00:12:24.754 align:center If you were getting divorced and I was the baby. 00:12:24.834 --> 00:12:26.294 align:center I wouldn't have chosen anyone. 00:12:26.767 --> 00:12:30.389 align:center And you, Ankit Pandey, deleted all the photos of the seniors? 00:12:30.957 --> 00:12:33.327 align:center That had a lot of her photos as well. 00:12:33.617 --> 00:12:35.567 align:center Then why did you save this one? 00:12:35.800 --> 00:12:38.857 align:center Because I was going to print and then burn it. 00:12:38.947 --> 00:12:43.137 align:center And I don't want to be in a laptop with no respect for mother and sister. 00:12:43.227 --> 00:12:44.757 align:center Shut up guys, shut up. 00:12:47.747 --> 00:12:51.161 align:center You'll forget the fights, remember only the memories. 00:12:58.147 --> 00:13:01.617 align:center Ankit, this was your cue of the act, you are so careless. 00:13:01.810 --> 00:13:02.617 align:center Sorry! 00:13:02.697 --> 00:13:04.557 align:center The Act would begin in 30 minutes. 00:13:04.647 --> 00:13:06.237 align:center 5 minutes for each T shirt print. 00:13:06.407 --> 00:13:07.580 align:center 8 minutes to reach hostel, 00:13:07.660 --> 00:13:10.367 align:center 7 minutes for pit stop for samosa and 3 minutes for pee break. 00:13:10.705 --> 00:13:12.896 align:center Mission failed and failed. Shit! 00:13:13.767 --> 00:13:16.312 align:center I hope H2 wrecks it, they do. 00:13:17.977 --> 00:13:22.187 align:center It was the first day of the college when I entered hostel 2, crying. 00:13:22.277 --> 00:13:25.228 align:center -Those fuckers have made H2. -And today is the last day of the college. 00:13:25.457 --> 00:13:27.377 align:center And I'm crying today as well. 00:13:28.185 --> 00:13:32.447 align:center We wanted to leave this place as soon as possible. 00:13:32.735 --> 00:13:38.627 align:center But we want to stop the time today. Oh man, someone stop this scoundrel. 00:13:38.717 --> 00:13:41.321 align:center His father should have stopped that night. 00:13:41.567 --> 00:13:42.757 align:center Dutta will cry today. 00:13:42.847 --> 00:13:45.627 align:center -Dutta, they took your name... -Mishra will cry, and so will Yogi. 00:13:46.047 --> 00:13:49.547 align:center Our parents in the hostel, like the God supreme. 00:13:49.637 --> 00:13:50.800 align:center Look at his pose. 00:13:52.085 --> 00:13:53.807 align:center Why are they making us cry? 00:13:53.897 --> 00:13:55.951 align:center So heart-warming, applause. 00:14:02.033 --> 00:14:03.746 align:center Why are our guys clapping? 00:14:04.347 --> 00:14:05.633 align:center In emotions... 00:14:09.097 --> 00:14:11.451 align:center Brother, if their speech can get them hugs, 00:14:11.531 --> 00:14:13.327 align:center our would get us a honeymoon suite. 00:14:13.417 --> 00:14:15.192 align:center But they need to be here for that. 00:14:15.357 --> 00:14:17.317 align:center Why are you not calling them? Go ahead. 00:14:17.407 --> 00:14:19.557 align:center -Phone is updating! -Oh damn! 00:14:19.647 --> 00:14:21.837 align:center OMG! Wow! 00:14:21.927 --> 00:14:24.157 align:center Now moving on, it's the time 00:14:24.247 --> 00:14:29.807 align:center for hostel 3 juniors, who have a special farewell for their seniors. 00:14:29.997 --> 00:14:31.467 align:center Claps! 00:14:31.557 --> 00:14:33.177 align:center Oh wow! 00:14:34.567 --> 00:14:36.610 align:center -Hostel 3? -Oh wow! 00:14:36.690 --> 00:14:37.648 align:center H3! 00:14:38.546 --> 00:14:39.536 align:center Hostel 3? 00:14:40.531 --> 00:14:41.647 align:center Where are they? 00:14:41.737 --> 00:14:43.317 align:center -They're taking their sweet time. -Come on, guys. 00:14:43.407 --> 00:14:44.887 align:center Are you jumping from the top? 00:14:44.977 --> 00:14:46.357 align:center Hostel 3, come on guys. 00:14:46.507 --> 00:14:48.757 align:center -Chirag, don't you jump, brother. -Yes, right. 00:14:48.847 --> 00:14:50.727 align:center Don't hesitate. They're your own seniors. 00:14:50.817 --> 00:14:51.996 align:center Where are they? 00:14:52.327 --> 00:14:53.307 align:center -See brother. -There will surely be a mishap. 00:14:53.397 --> 00:14:54.767 align:center Where are these guys? 00:14:56.707 --> 00:14:57.607 align:center Let me check. 00:14:57.697 --> 00:14:59.437 align:center They might be outside. 00:15:01.527 --> 00:15:04.036 align:center They might be here, or might have gone down. 00:15:07.497 --> 00:15:08.507 align:center Oh brother! 00:15:09.367 --> 00:15:10.547 align:center Program? 00:15:15.317 --> 00:15:16.749 align:center Sister Fucker! 00:15:25.127 --> 00:15:26.317 align:center Where are they? 00:15:28.677 --> 00:15:29.797 align:center They escaped! 00:15:29.937 --> 00:15:30.837 align:center What! 00:15:30.987 --> 00:15:32.127 align:center OMG! 00:15:32.627 --> 00:15:34.717 align:center It seems the juniors of hostel 3 00:15:34.807 --> 00:15:38.062 align:center don't want to pay their respect to their seniors publicly. 00:15:38.142 --> 00:15:39.154 align:center Come. 00:15:40.207 --> 00:15:43.273 align:center Anyways, moving on to Hostel 4. 00:15:44.239 --> 00:15:45.397 align:center -Hey, hey! -Lift him. 00:15:45.487 --> 00:15:47.657 align:center H2 seniors, best seniors! 00:15:47.747 --> 00:15:50.017 align:center H2 seniors, best seniors! 00:15:50.107 --> 00:15:52.347 align:center H2 seniors, best seniors! 00:15:52.477 --> 00:15:54.694 align:center H2 seniors, you rock! 00:15:57.959 --> 00:15:59.938 align:center The entire batch is fucker! 00:16:05.827 --> 00:16:06.717 align:center Thank you, brother. 00:16:06.807 --> 00:16:08.176 align:center Happy farewell, Sir. 00:16:08.617 --> 00:16:10.157 align:center I'll talk with the seniors. 00:16:10.247 --> 00:16:11.997 align:center Else they'll again put you in a bra. 00:16:12.087 --> 00:16:13.687 align:center I'll put on a bra, dude. 00:16:14.077 --> 00:16:15.627 align:center I just hope they wear these T-shirts. 00:16:18.387 --> 00:16:19.267 align:center Sir? 00:16:19.443 --> 00:16:20.387 align:center Tea. 00:16:20.687 --> 00:16:22.337 align:center We're really sorry, Sir. 00:16:22.716 --> 00:16:24.103 align:center Why are you saying sorry? 00:16:24.183 --> 00:16:27.037 align:center That was such a warm speech. See, my shirt is wet with tears. 00:16:27.179 --> 00:16:29.597 align:center -That is sweat... -I'll punch your chest. 00:16:29.760 --> 00:16:31.064 align:center Just shut up. What are you saying? 00:16:31.144 --> 00:16:31.942 align:center No, Sir. 00:16:32.207 --> 00:16:33.847 align:center We really apologize, Sir. 00:16:33.927 --> 00:16:34.869 align:center Sir, we were... 00:16:34.949 --> 00:16:36.357 align:center You were not going to do anything. 00:16:37.057 --> 00:16:40.325 align:center I've been telling you from day one, this batch is rotten. 00:16:41.617 --> 00:16:44.397 align:center What didn't we do for Brother Vinayak? 00:16:44.637 --> 00:16:47.150 align:center The entire H3 quadrangle was filled, 00:16:47.607 --> 00:16:49.597 align:center when we played the video on the projector. 00:16:49.677 --> 00:16:51.547 align:center I edited the video on Ed Sheeran. 00:16:51.637 --> 00:16:54.447 align:center They danced! That guy who never danced, he started dancing. 00:16:54.807 --> 00:16:56.157 align:center Sir, we didn't make a mistake. We just.... 00:16:56.247 --> 00:16:57.927 align:center Escaped from outside the auditorium. 00:16:58.587 --> 00:17:00.347 align:center Were you ashamed to tell me something? 00:17:00.437 --> 00:17:01.738 align:center Are you my ex, you fucker? 00:17:02.281 --> 00:17:03.037 align:center No, sir. 00:17:03.127 --> 00:17:04.737 align:center We really respect you, Sir. 00:17:05.357 --> 00:17:09.067 align:center Chirag, respecting privately and publicly, 00:17:09.357 --> 00:17:10.684 align:center are extremely different. 00:17:11.827 --> 00:17:12.822 align:center Clear? 00:17:13.577 --> 00:17:14.557 align:center Sir, please listen to me. 00:17:14.647 --> 00:17:17.497 align:center Durgesh will pee outside our rooms, what can we say! 00:17:17.587 --> 00:17:19.907 align:center All the best, brother. All the best. All the best to all of you. 00:17:19.987 --> 00:17:22.037 align:center -Let's go, Badri is alone in the room. -Sorry sir, sorry sir. 00:17:22.127 --> 00:17:23.237 align:center -Sir... -No, we are not in the mood. 00:17:23.317 --> 00:17:25.877 align:center -Sir, now... -You know Badri is crying because of you, Chirag. 00:17:26.266 --> 00:17:28.687 align:center -Sir... -It's just one day, you fucker! 00:17:28.777 --> 00:17:30.077 align:center At least listen to me. 00:17:33.837 --> 00:17:35.227 align:center Jhaatu can use it. 00:17:42.098 --> 00:17:45.435 align:center And that punch to the chest directly hit my heart. 00:17:46.309 --> 00:17:49.223 align:center Man! They could have seen it once. 00:17:50.097 --> 00:17:55.139 align:center Sorrow, pain, hurt and tears. 00:17:56.257 --> 00:17:58.966 align:center These seniors have been abusing them for three years, 00:17:59.046 --> 00:18:00.887 align:center but this is the first time they felt bad. 00:18:01.727 --> 00:18:03.727 align:center When the fresher's come to the college, 00:18:03.807 --> 00:18:07.267 align:center the seniors train them to respect them. 00:18:07.727 --> 00:18:09.107 align:center And then there comes the farewell day. 00:18:09.585 --> 00:18:13.137 align:center And that is their judgment day. 00:18:14.877 --> 00:18:17.927 align:center Even after raising his kids, disgrace is 00:18:18.127 --> 00:18:21.137 align:center something that even Mr Bachchan didn't tolerate in Baghbaan. 00:18:21.717 --> 00:18:24.917 align:center And then they are just hostel seniors. 00:18:26.607 --> 00:18:29.127 align:center Do you love your mother on Mother's Day? 00:18:30.557 --> 00:18:33.917 align:center But until and unless on a digital platform or social media, 00:18:34.007 --> 00:18:36.800 align:center you upload wishes for your mother, 00:18:37.167 --> 00:18:41.077 align:center that doesn't count as actual respect. 00:18:41.687 --> 00:18:44.737 align:center In today's modern world, actual respect is 00:18:44.827 --> 00:18:47.157 align:center the way you show respect publicly. 00:18:48.607 --> 00:18:50.057 align:center Farewell, they say! 00:18:50.147 --> 00:18:52.597 align:center Seniors are our dads, they shoved it up yours, didn't they? 00:18:53.847 --> 00:18:55.547 align:center That would have been better. 00:18:55.757 --> 00:18:57.737 align:center At least I could have been pregnant for nine months 00:18:57.817 --> 00:18:59.607 align:center and kept them close to my heart. 00:19:00.347 --> 00:19:04.167 align:center They might not be as sad as you fuckers! 00:19:05.027 --> 00:19:07.985 align:center The next five years of their life are all set. 00:19:09.147 --> 00:19:11.217 align:center They won't even pick up your call tomorrow. 00:19:11.307 --> 00:19:13.897 align:center Even the Chandigarh roadies contestants were not 00:19:13.987 --> 00:19:15.917 align:center as proudly as our seniors! 00:19:16.467 --> 00:19:17.767 align:center Chirag, don't you worry so much. 00:19:17.917 --> 00:19:21.287 align:center Just be happy that we are going to rule the hostel from tomorrow. 00:19:21.377 --> 00:19:23.367 align:center -Right, brother? -He is right. 00:19:23.457 --> 00:19:25.487 align:center We are the ones who make hostel happening. 00:19:25.677 --> 00:19:26.577 align:center Come on. 00:19:26.667 --> 00:19:28.537 align:center Well, anyway, what have they even done? 00:19:28.627 --> 00:19:30.117 align:center I don't remember anything but ragging. 00:19:30.207 --> 00:19:32.017 align:center How much is it for this week, brother Raju? 00:19:32.107 --> 00:19:33.707 align:center Come here, let me tell you. 00:19:33.797 --> 00:19:35.447 align:center Add the sum for last week as well. 00:19:35.737 --> 00:19:39.177 align:center 0/0. null. 00:19:40.422 --> 00:19:42.669 align:center Why? Has your son been placed? 00:19:43.087 --> 00:19:45.787 align:center Sexism is not good, Jhaatu brother. 00:19:46.227 --> 00:19:48.010 align:center My daughter has been placed. 00:19:48.197 --> 00:19:51.038 align:center And the seniors have paid for you. 00:19:51.987 --> 00:19:54.727 align:center Paid! Enjoy now. 00:19:55.617 --> 00:19:57.147 align:center Just show it to me once. 00:19:57.307 --> 00:19:58.211 align:center Here. 00:20:00.262 --> 00:20:01.257 align:center They actually paid? 00:20:01.347 --> 00:20:02.573 align:center Full paid! 00:20:04.728 --> 00:20:05.557 align:center Full? 00:20:05.637 --> 00:20:07.354 align:center Everything done, 0. 00:20:09.267 --> 00:20:12.103 align:center Don't just stare. Else I'll open a new account. 00:20:16.358 --> 00:20:17.353 align:center Guys! 00:20:20.037 --> 00:20:20.977 align:center Come. 00:20:27.507 --> 00:20:29.717 align:center Now what should I do? 00:20:29.807 --> 00:20:31.397 align:center If my father gets to know, I'll be in so much trouble. 00:20:31.487 --> 00:20:33.177 align:center He'll evict me from the house. 00:20:33.734 --> 00:20:34.877 align:center So Durgesh? 00:20:35.967 --> 00:20:37.607 align:center We saw your farewell pictures. 00:20:38.417 --> 00:20:39.517 align:center You are the ones enjoying, man. 00:20:39.607 --> 00:20:42.547 align:center To hell with that. Farewell can go fuck itself. 00:20:42.637 --> 00:20:45.287 align:center Fucked College, fucked hostel, fucked people. 00:20:45.757 --> 00:20:46.984 align:center What are you saying, brother? 00:20:47.064 --> 00:20:49.087 align:center Your juniors took you around on their shoulders. 00:20:49.177 --> 00:20:51.817 align:center They were taking our funeral procession in name of farewell. 00:20:52.247 --> 00:20:54.367 align:center After the farewell, we went to the hostel for party. 00:20:54.667 --> 00:20:56.907 align:center Everyone was drunk up to the hilt. Do you remember? 00:20:57.267 --> 00:21:00.427 align:center And while dancing, someone mistakenly broke a junior's laptop. 00:21:00.659 --> 00:21:01.419 align:center So? 00:21:01.499 --> 00:21:03.757 align:center He went and complained to the Dean. 00:21:04.317 --> 00:21:06.307 align:center The guy who boasted of priceless in the speech 00:21:06.387 --> 00:21:08.257 align:center is now asking for 45,000 plus GST. 00:21:09.117 --> 00:21:11.687 align:center Forget about the job. I don't even have an internship. 00:21:11.895 --> 00:21:12.877 align:center Brother... 00:21:13.267 --> 00:21:14.827 align:center You guys are the lucky ones, fucker! 00:21:15.187 --> 00:21:17.027 align:center You have abused your juniors so much, 00:21:17.387 --> 00:21:19.107 align:center but they have never complained to anyone. 00:21:22.685 --> 00:21:24.767 align:center We are screwed man. 00:21:24.927 --> 00:21:26.127 align:center What will we do? 00:21:26.277 --> 00:21:27.837 align:center No problem man, it will be managed. 00:21:28.064 --> 00:21:29.277 align:center Amrit Sir? 00:21:29.367 --> 00:21:31.087 align:center -No dues. -We need the no dues. 00:21:59.987 --> 00:22:07.560 align:center [indistinct chatter continuous] 00:22:15.007 --> 00:22:17.957 align:center Hello? Yeah mom? 00:22:18.607 --> 00:22:20.537 align:center I was saying, 00:22:21.307 --> 00:22:23.385 align:center I have had food. 00:22:23.977 --> 00:22:25.071 align:center Listen, 00:22:25.827 --> 00:22:29.418 align:center will you please do sleep-on-call with me? 00:22:31.687 --> 00:22:32.627 align:center I... 00:22:32.837 --> 00:22:36.553 align:center Nothing I would have slept while talking to you. 00:22:38.277 --> 00:22:39.377 align:center Are you done packing? 00:22:39.467 --> 00:22:41.777 align:center I'll do it tomorrow peacefully, where's the hurry? 00:22:41.867 --> 00:22:43.527 align:center -I'll have to do it now. -Why? 00:22:43.617 --> 00:22:46.107 align:center What would I even pack? 2 underwears, 1 vest. 00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:47.317 align:center Seriously! 00:22:47.407 --> 00:22:49.597 align:center What do we even have to do? There is no party or anything. 00:22:50.380 --> 00:22:52.187 align:center So what? Let's have some beers. 00:22:52.567 --> 00:22:54.935 align:center I am feeling sleepy man. 00:22:55.107 --> 00:22:56.547 align:center -We are old. -You guys have fun. 00:22:56.637 --> 00:22:59.767 align:center At least you guys have the same training. I'll be screwed. 00:23:00.117 --> 00:23:02.707 align:center Why don't you get transferred to Mysore? 00:23:02.797 --> 00:23:04.897 align:center It is just two months of training. Anyway, you could come over. 00:23:05.907 --> 00:23:06.937 align:center Should I really do it? 00:23:07.087 --> 00:23:08.307 align:center So what? 00:23:08.447 --> 00:23:09.777 align:center I'll take the posting there, 00:23:09.937 --> 00:23:12.247 align:center we'll live together and just go to Kodai for the weekend. 00:23:12.337 --> 00:23:14.267 align:center Great. And we'll go to MGM from there. 00:23:14.357 --> 00:23:16.869 align:center Do a thing, first pay the canteen bills, okay? 00:23:21.837 --> 00:23:25.337 align:center Come one, come everyone. 00:23:25.427 --> 00:23:27.097 align:center Come one, come everyone. 00:23:27.187 --> 00:23:30.523 align:center But motherfucker Chirag, what are we going to show? 00:23:30.603 --> 00:23:33.697 align:center Not motherfucker Chirag, but ring-master Chirag. 00:23:33.787 --> 00:23:35.007 align:center -That was not in the script. -Move ! 00:23:36.867 --> 00:23:38.697 align:center I am time. 00:23:38.967 --> 00:23:42.077 align:center And no one can stop them. 00:23:42.167 --> 00:23:43.407 align:center Wait, wait, wait. 00:23:43.673 --> 00:23:44.697 align:center What? 00:23:45.967 --> 00:23:47.904 align:center Rakhi! 00:23:49.457 --> 00:23:51.207 align:center Fuckers! 00:23:51.297 --> 00:23:53.487 align:center Hello? Hello? Mic test? 00:23:54.007 --> 00:23:55.767 align:center Seriously, Rajesh, is this your sound engineering? 00:23:55.857 --> 00:23:57.007 align:center Hey Rajesh! 00:23:58.637 --> 00:24:00.387 align:center -What? -Heli! Yes. 00:24:00.477 --> 00:24:01.706 align:center -Thank you. -Continue. 00:24:02.457 --> 00:24:04.177 align:center I am time. 00:24:04.427 --> 00:24:07.937 align:center And now I'll rewind time. 00:24:13.157 --> 00:24:15.147 align:center Oh brother, light off! 00:24:15.237 --> 00:24:17.707 align:center See, Keeda is turning the light off from there. 00:24:20.377 --> 00:24:22.687 align:center Why? Are you scared? 00:24:25.137 --> 00:24:28.627 align:center I don't bite, just scratch. 00:24:29.627 --> 00:24:32.177 align:center Little, little. 00:24:33.037 --> 00:24:35.047 align:center Sweet grandmother-fuckers. 00:24:35.137 --> 00:24:37.417 align:center Won't you breast-fed your husband? 00:24:38.565 --> 00:24:40.507 align:center Amazing. 00:24:40.597 --> 00:24:43.397 align:center This was our first night in the hostel. 00:24:43.487 --> 00:24:45.447 align:center We didn't lose our virginity. 00:24:45.537 --> 00:24:47.297 align:center But we lost our heart. 00:24:47.647 --> 00:24:50.117 align:center Our seniors are so great, 00:24:50.207 --> 00:24:52.337 align:center if I had even a single daughter, 00:24:52.427 --> 00:24:55.327 align:center I would have happily married her with them. 00:24:56.977 --> 00:25:01.027 align:center Now you have your brains. 00:25:03.297 --> 00:25:05.477 align:center Okay, okay, so guys, 00:25:06.037 --> 00:25:09.277 align:center as we are the symbol of our parents love, 00:25:09.477 --> 00:25:14.307 align:center our seniors, should get a token of our love, right? 00:25:14.397 --> 00:25:15.727 align:center They should! 00:25:15.817 --> 00:25:18.257 align:center -Come on, I'll give you a token. -No, dude. 00:25:18.347 --> 00:25:19.547 align:center They'll kick our ass. 00:25:19.637 --> 00:25:24.177 align:center Our first award for tonight is, best category wanker. 00:25:24.307 --> 00:25:27.757 align:center And to present this award, I would like to call on stage, 00:25:27.847 --> 00:25:29.937 align:center the Master of Art himself, 00:25:30.027 --> 00:25:33.627 align:center H3 DOPA Ankit Pandey. 00:25:35.537 --> 00:25:38.367 align:center I made it brother, I made it! 00:25:38.897 --> 00:25:42.527 align:center Award for the best senior wanker goes to, 00:25:43.167 --> 00:25:45.207 align:center -any guesses? -No! 00:25:45.297 --> 00:25:47.137 align:center -Obviously, brother. -We know. 00:25:47.227 --> 00:25:49.847 align:center Jasmeet Singh Dhillon! 00:25:50.007 --> 00:25:52.287 align:center You fuckers. 00:25:54.507 --> 00:25:56.767 align:center Jassi, Jassi, Jassi! 00:25:56.857 --> 00:25:58.507 align:center Jassi, Jassi! 00:25:58.597 --> 00:26:02.255 align:center This is the secret behind his beautiful muscles. 00:26:05.027 --> 00:26:06.557 align:center Not many of us know, 00:26:06.647 --> 00:26:10.127 align:center but Jassi Sir began hacking as 00:26:10.217 --> 00:26:13.347 align:center he had to get friend request accepted, 00:26:13.437 --> 00:26:15.567 align:center of Badri sir and Abhinav sir. 00:26:17.487 --> 00:26:19.994 align:center You scoundrels! 00:26:20.297 --> 00:26:21.867 align:center Here's the award. 00:26:21.957 --> 00:26:22.997 align:center Thank you, thank you. 00:26:23.087 --> 00:26:25.107 align:center Let's hear a few words, brother Jassi. 00:26:25.417 --> 00:26:26.847 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:26:28.147 --> 00:26:29.487 align:center Shove it! 00:26:29.577 --> 00:26:31.357 align:center Hey! 00:26:31.447 --> 00:26:33.307 align:center Jassi! 00:26:33.397 --> 00:26:35.377 align:center Will do even that for you. 00:26:35.467 --> 00:26:36.757 align:center So moving on, 00:26:36.847 --> 00:26:40.107 align:center Jaat, What do you think about Abhinav Sir? 00:26:41.257 --> 00:26:42.627 align:center Abhinav Sir 00:26:42.717 --> 00:26:45.297 align:center has so low female interaction, 00:26:45.497 --> 00:26:48.127 align:center the last time he met a female, 00:26:48.217 --> 00:26:51.557 align:center was when Badri sir had played the role of a female in a play. 00:26:51.647 --> 00:26:53.007 align:center Here too! 00:26:53.412 --> 00:26:57.357 align:center And even that character friend zoned him. 00:27:00.207 --> 00:27:04.477 align:center So our next award for tonight is best Friend Zone award. 00:27:04.567 --> 00:27:08.037 align:center And it goes to Abhinav Kumar. 00:27:08.127 --> 00:27:09.517 align:center Wait, let me show you. 00:27:09.637 --> 00:27:11.247 align:center Abhinav! 00:27:11.357 --> 00:27:13.897 align:center Abhinav! Abhinav! 00:27:14.294 --> 00:27:15.667 align:center Hey, hey. 00:27:16.357 --> 00:27:21.347 align:center Don't you worry, Sir. We won't friend zone you today. 00:27:22.177 --> 00:27:23.437 align:center Award, award. 00:27:25.957 --> 00:27:27.587 align:center Friend zone forever. 00:27:27.707 --> 00:27:29.083 align:center Yay! 00:27:31.707 --> 00:27:33.777 align:center Amazing. Amazing. Abhinav Sir. 00:27:33.917 --> 00:27:36.847 align:center Come on, let's take the night ahead. 00:27:36.937 --> 00:27:39.827 align:center -My turn. -So our next award for the evening is. 00:27:39.917 --> 00:27:43.267 align:center And this is a very special award for none other than. 00:27:43.447 --> 00:27:45.131 align:center Badri sir 00:27:46.657 --> 00:27:48.509 align:center Fuck! 00:27:49.482 --> 00:27:52.247 align:center Badri sir came to this college on merit list. 00:27:52.337 --> 00:27:54.937 align:center And he soon became everyone's favorite. 00:27:55.027 --> 00:27:56.737 align:center Such rubbish! 00:27:56.947 --> 00:28:01.457 align:center Badri sir is the man who won't dance even after 'Andi, Mandi, Shandi.' 00:28:01.647 --> 00:28:04.124 align:center Because he is already know... 00:28:13.767 --> 00:28:15.057 align:center Badri sir! 00:28:15.637 --> 00:28:16.567 align:center What are you saying? 00:28:17.367 --> 00:28:18.577 align:center What are you saying? 00:28:18.667 --> 00:28:19.977 align:center -Sorry, sir. -What sorry? 00:28:20.397 --> 00:28:21.677 align:center Do you consider me a fucker? 00:28:21.767 --> 00:28:23.977 align:center -Why are you getting angry, sir? -Shut up, fucker. 00:28:24.687 --> 00:28:26.338 align:center Please consider, Sir, we were just having fun. 00:28:26.418 --> 00:28:27.551 align:center Shut up. 00:28:29.377 --> 00:28:30.817 align:center Just rubbish! 00:28:32.407 --> 00:28:35.534 align:center I am the son of four fathers, fuckers! 00:28:39.436 --> 00:28:43.007 align:center This is your four father award! 00:28:46.397 --> 00:28:48.477 align:center Badri! Badri! 00:28:53.504 --> 00:28:56.337 align:center And we had a party last night as well. 00:28:56.736 --> 00:28:57.853 align:center Hey! 00:28:58.217 --> 00:29:00.117 align:center O sir, Badri sir. 00:29:00.207 --> 00:29:01.817 align:center You scared them shitless! 00:29:01.907 --> 00:29:03.957 align:center So, on a parting note, 00:29:04.457 --> 00:29:09.467 align:center We came to this hostel with stuff packed in large suitcases and bags. 00:29:10.187 --> 00:29:12.467 align:center Until we don't open those suitcases, 00:29:12.737 --> 00:29:15.657 align:center how will that stuff be a part of the room? 00:29:16.367 --> 00:29:17.797 align:center We are the stuff, 00:29:17.887 --> 00:29:22.226 align:center which our parents sent in comfort zones of various sizes. 00:29:22.667 --> 00:29:26.217 align:center And with intro, abuse, tea, cigarette, 00:29:26.307 --> 00:29:30.787 align:center hangout, and roaming around, our seniors open us up. 00:29:33.977 --> 00:29:36.157 align:center Till they don't open us up, 00:29:36.337 --> 00:29:41.887 align:center how will be become a part of this room of 7 billion people? 00:29:43.860 --> 00:29:45.267 align:center Well said! 00:29:45.357 --> 00:29:47.927 align:center Well brother, everyone is going to screw us. 00:29:48.227 --> 00:29:51.567 align:center But you are the one who also holds our hair while beating. 00:29:58.017 --> 00:29:59.540 align:center Yeah! 00:30:02.637 --> 00:30:04.826 align:center [indistinct chatter] 00:30:06.542 --> 00:30:13.377 align:center "Whether we're here tomorrow," 00:30:14.380 --> 00:30:20.989 align:center "these moments will be forever." 00:30:22.127 --> 00:30:25.117 align:center Party! Party! Fucker. 00:30:25.207 --> 00:30:27.067 align:center -You rocked it! -That was awesome, sir. 00:30:27.737 --> 00:30:29.597 align:center Sir, you were right! 00:30:29.825 --> 00:30:32.776 align:center You should always publicly show respect. 00:30:34.267 --> 00:30:37.897 align:center No, dude. Respect is what comes from heart. 00:30:37.987 --> 00:30:40.687 align:center -"Tomorrow!" -Come on. 00:30:40.917 --> 00:30:44.767 align:center "Even if we meet," 00:30:44.977 --> 00:30:47.687 align:center -"then we'll have..." -Jhaatu. 00:30:47.777 --> 00:30:49.647 align:center Brother Abhinav is calling for drinks. Come on. 00:30:50.686 --> 00:30:52.649 align:center -Hey! -You go. 00:30:53.974 --> 00:31:03.027 align:center "Whether we're here tomorrow, these moments will be forever." 00:31:03.787 --> 00:31:07.852 align:center Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 00:31:08.335 --> 00:31:14.992 align:center "Whether we're here tomorrow," 00:31:16.147 --> 00:31:23.025 align:center "these moments will be forever." 00:31:23.917 --> 00:31:30.397 align:center "Moments, of love like this..." 00:31:31.867 --> 00:31:38.287 align:center "Come, come with me." 00:31:39.657 --> 00:31:48.851 align:center "We! Whether we're here tomorrow, these moments will be forever." 00:31:52.196 --> 00:31:59.197 align:center "Draped in the warm evening robes," 00:31:59.737 --> 00:32:04.907 align:center "there is the night beautiful." 00:32:08.107 --> 00:32:14.842 align:center "Come, let's both write," 00:32:15.504 --> 00:32:20.154 align:center "our love-story." 00:32:22.423 --> 00:32:23.447 align:center -We want this one. -No, no. 00:32:23.537 --> 00:32:25.017 align:center Rewind, that was good. 00:32:25.107 --> 00:32:25.957 align:center -Chirag! -Yes? 00:32:26.047 --> 00:32:27.737 align:center Come, let's see how the guys are being drunk. 00:32:27.827 --> 00:32:29.557 align:center Yeah, sure. Let me just take their pictures. 00:32:29.647 --> 00:32:30.657 align:center -Here. -Hey! 00:32:30.747 --> 00:32:31.937 align:center Look at that. 00:32:32.067 --> 00:32:33.867 align:center Oh brother, they're taking pictures of girls. 00:32:33.957 --> 00:32:34.977 align:center Just make some space, dude. 00:32:35.067 --> 00:32:36.767 align:center -Move to the side. -Come over. 00:32:36.857 --> 00:32:39.217 align:center -Take our picture also. -Yeah, Ankit, go. 00:32:39.307 --> 00:32:41.907 align:center Take this one. Is it right? 00:32:42.257 --> 00:32:43.587 align:center This seems to be our shirt. 00:32:43.677 --> 00:32:46.467 align:center Oh my. Who gave you these T shirts? 00:32:46.766 --> 00:32:48.657 align:center Doraemon, no, the one who left. 00:32:48.747 --> 00:32:50.247 align:center -Nobita? -Nobomita? 00:32:50.337 --> 00:32:52.987 align:center No, first, tell me who had this fuckall idea. 00:32:53.077 --> 00:32:54.917 align:center This was Jhaatu's idea. 00:32:55.007 --> 00:32:57.217 align:center He also gave us your nudes. 00:32:57.307 --> 00:32:59.287 align:center But the printing guy didn't print them out. 00:32:59.417 --> 00:33:01.869 align:center But he did keep all the pictures with him. 00:33:02.277 --> 00:33:03.892 align:center This was Jhaatu's idea. 00:33:04.807 --> 00:33:06.207 align:center And where is that guy since morning? 00:33:20.807 --> 00:33:21.839 align:center What happened? 00:33:22.687 --> 00:33:23.717 align:center Excuses! 00:33:25.597 --> 00:33:28.628 align:center I'm really not here to fight. 00:33:30.367 --> 00:33:31.437 align:center Song. 00:33:32.197 --> 00:33:33.607 align:center "I say to her..." 00:33:39.923 --> 00:33:40.887 align:center Akku? 00:33:43.307 --> 00:33:44.507 align:center Aakansha. 00:33:46.167 --> 00:33:47.526 align:center Dude, let's face it. 00:33:48.207 --> 00:33:49.997 align:center Both of us wanted to break up. 00:33:51.077 --> 00:33:52.357 align:center You wanted it first. 00:33:52.774 --> 00:33:55.027 align:center Yeah, but, we both wanted it. 00:33:56.747 --> 00:33:58.800 align:center Look, I know we liked each other. 00:33:59.677 --> 00:34:00.877 align:center Maybe we loved each other. 00:34:02.267 --> 00:34:04.067 align:center But this relationship of ours, 00:34:06.727 --> 00:34:08.157 align:center Clearly not working. 00:34:08.987 --> 00:34:10.057 align:center Yes! 00:34:11.757 --> 00:34:15.217 align:center Because maybe, we are not Ross and Rachel, 00:34:15.627 --> 00:34:18.672 align:center or Ted and Robin, or Rahul-Anjali 00:34:18.752 --> 00:34:20.247 align:center who eventually get together. 00:34:21.427 --> 00:34:23.807 align:center I think we are just good friends, dude 00:34:24.957 --> 00:34:27.457 align:center who don't need a baggage to stay together. 00:34:28.787 --> 00:34:31.657 align:center Maybe Joey and Rachel. 00:34:33.627 --> 00:34:35.307 align:center Or Ankit and Aakansha. 00:34:42.467 --> 00:34:43.417 align:center Yeah. 00:34:44.027 --> 00:34:45.447 align:center Best friends! 00:34:46.764 --> 00:34:47.941 align:center Idiot! 00:34:52.897 --> 00:34:53.847 align:center Nabo? 00:34:54.517 --> 00:34:57.097 align:center Nabo? What are you doing here? 00:34:57.317 --> 00:34:59.927 align:center Everyone's enjoying there. What're you doing here? 00:35:00.297 --> 00:35:01.883 align:center I've been looking for you for so long. 00:35:02.177 --> 00:35:03.367 align:center What are you even doing here? 00:35:03.507 --> 00:35:05.287 align:center Nothing special, just... 00:35:18.977 --> 00:35:21.297 align:center Thanks. Thanks for the T shirts. 00:35:22.467 --> 00:35:25.146 align:center No one could have done what you did. 00:35:27.327 --> 00:35:29.327 align:center A true sister always does her duty. 00:35:29.467 --> 00:35:31.067 align:center You are the best sister, best! 00:35:31.157 --> 00:35:32.097 align:center -Chirag? -Yes? 00:35:32.187 --> 00:35:34.427 align:center I'm not your sister, okay? 00:35:34.817 --> 00:35:36.267 align:center Yes, I agree. 00:35:36.677 --> 00:35:39.457 align:center In this society, a sister also plays the role of a mother. 00:35:40.007 --> 00:35:42.767 align:center In my childhood, my mother used to tie me Rakhi, 00:35:42.907 --> 00:35:43.867 align:center as I never had a sister. 00:35:43.957 --> 00:35:45.477 align:center -So... -Shut up Chirag. 00:35:46.337 --> 00:35:48.737 align:center Why are you making me your mother or your sister? 00:35:48.999 --> 00:35:51.757 align:center Does a girl have no other place in your life? 00:35:52.997 --> 00:35:55.497 align:center And how are you not realizing this? 00:35:56.037 --> 00:35:59.027 align:center That you love me. 00:35:59.727 --> 00:36:01.367 align:center Of course, I do. 00:36:01.457 --> 00:36:02.247 align:center Yeah. 00:36:02.327 --> 00:36:03.646 align:center As a brother. 00:36:04.457 --> 00:36:06.877 align:center Bro, as a lover. 00:36:07.175 --> 00:36:09.737 align:center Romantically? 00:36:11.527 --> 00:36:14.867 align:center Nabo, you need to reduce binge watching GOT. 00:36:15.037 --> 00:36:16.227 align:center How can I love you? 00:36:16.407 --> 00:36:20.637 align:center To manage to procreate, they need to be physically attracted to each other. 00:36:20.847 --> 00:36:23.800 align:center You are my sister, sister! 00:36:24.665 --> 00:36:25.527 align:center -Yeah. -Okay. 00:36:25.617 --> 00:36:26.757 align:center Come here. 00:36:41.637 --> 00:36:43.667 align:center Sister-fucker! 00:36:53.427 --> 00:36:55.689 align:center So was this physical attraction enough? 00:36:58.947 --> 00:37:00.507 align:center What? Yes. 00:37:01.377 --> 00:37:02.367 align:center Yes, it did. 00:37:07.567 --> 00:37:08.455 align:center But now, 00:37:09.787 --> 00:37:10.947 align:center the time 00:37:11.907 --> 00:37:13.277 align:center I want to rewind 00:37:14.307 --> 00:37:15.777 align:center 2 steps back. 00:37:16.603 --> 00:37:21.887 align:center "Then, I fooled around and fell in love." 00:37:23.453 --> 00:37:27.487 align:center "I fooled around and fell in love." 00:37:30.328 --> 00:37:31.877 align:center Cut, cut. 00:37:32.560 --> 00:37:35.917 align:center Dude, What is happening in the H2 farewell? There are crackers? 00:37:36.398 --> 00:37:38.147 align:center Leave that. Just look at that. 00:37:38.227 --> 00:37:40.167 align:center Ankit and Aakansha are at it. 00:37:40.257 --> 00:37:43.017 align:center You fucker, that is Jaat and Teja. 00:37:43.597 --> 00:37:45.217 align:center Teja is trying to make a Mark... 00:37:45.307 --> 00:37:46.456 align:center It is splashing. What are you doing? 00:37:51.308 --> 00:37:52.703 align:center -Go, go, go. -Hey. 00:37:52.877 --> 00:37:54.997 align:center Look at our brother sitting there. 00:37:55.197 --> 00:37:56.727 align:center Fucker Jhaatu! 00:37:56.817 --> 00:37:59.067 align:center No, dude, I don't want any photographs. 00:37:59.157 --> 00:38:01.267 align:center Bro, at least come and drink. Hey! 00:38:01.747 --> 00:38:05.457 align:center Hey Jhaatu, small legs told us everything. 00:38:05.547 --> 00:38:09.457 align:center Guys please, I'm not in a good mood. Please leave. 00:38:09.547 --> 00:38:12.177 align:center Jhaatu is such a cutie. 00:38:14.727 --> 00:38:18.187 align:center Brother, if you were really feeling so bad, you could have waved us goodbye. 00:38:18.277 --> 00:38:20.247 align:center -What? -Least say bye once. 00:38:20.787 --> 00:38:21.967 align:center -Brother, look at it. -Now he... 00:38:22.057 --> 00:38:23.372 align:center Bye brother. 00:38:24.177 --> 00:38:25.977 align:center Bye brother, we did a lot together. 00:38:26.757 --> 00:38:27.857 align:center Same to you. 00:38:27.947 --> 00:38:29.377 align:center It felt nice hearing it. 00:38:29.637 --> 00:38:31.567 align:center Bye, brother. 00:38:31.657 --> 00:38:34.487 align:center Do you want me to beg you to leave? Just please. 00:38:34.577 --> 00:38:36.087 align:center Jhaatu, why are you being a bitch? 00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:38.357 align:center Yeah, I am your bitch.. 00:38:39.387 --> 00:38:41.397 align:center That is why you guys are here, right? 00:38:41.687 --> 00:38:42.813 align:center You'll talk with me nicely. 00:38:42.893 --> 00:38:44.447 align:center Tell me about the companies you have been placed in. 00:38:44.577 --> 00:38:46.337 align:center Discuss the imaginary female coworker. 00:38:46.427 --> 00:38:48.977 align:center Smoke 4 cigarettes in your salary and left. But what about me? 00:38:49.777 --> 00:38:51.247 align:center Fucker, the entire hostel is yours. 00:38:51.397 --> 00:38:53.747 align:center Now that you are GISHA, misuse the power. 00:38:53.837 --> 00:38:56.597 align:center -Just rock it, brother! -And who would I flaunt it to? Them? 00:38:59.277 --> 00:39:02.567 align:center We have been wasting our sperm, even when they were sperms. 00:39:03.277 --> 00:39:05.507 align:center A lion might be alone. 00:39:05.887 --> 00:39:07.487 align:center But we are pigs. 00:39:08.267 --> 00:39:11.827 align:center And pigs are always better in a group, playing in the hostel kitchen. 00:39:14.797 --> 00:39:19.307 align:center You guys even miss the wanking pimple, which goes away in a week. 00:39:19.927 --> 00:39:23.387 align:center But here... It's been 7 years. 00:39:25.627 --> 00:39:27.915 align:center Hey, hello brother. 00:39:28.114 --> 00:39:30.947 align:center We came to thank you for the T shirts. 00:39:31.037 --> 00:39:32.417 align:center -Hey brother! -Brother! 00:39:32.507 --> 00:39:34.487 align:center Don't cry, don't cry. 00:39:34.637 --> 00:39:36.397 align:center Come over. 00:39:36.487 --> 00:39:38.197 align:center -Hey! -Hey Jhaatu! 00:39:38.287 --> 00:39:39.387 align:center Dude, you are erect. 00:39:39.477 --> 00:39:41.027 align:center -You are erect! -Damn! 00:39:41.117 --> 00:39:44.069 align:center Tell me, when was the last time you hugged anyone? 00:39:44.149 --> 00:39:45.757 align:center What are you doing, guys? 00:39:45.847 --> 00:39:48.927 align:center Before he puts anything else in his mouth, give him a cigarette. 00:39:49.017 --> 00:39:50.347 align:center Just come fucker, come. 00:39:50.437 --> 00:39:52.471 align:center Just smoke a cigarette! 00:39:52.551 --> 00:39:54.287 align:center Your finger got wet. 00:39:54.377 --> 00:39:55.957 align:center Thank you, brother Raju. 00:39:56.626 --> 00:39:58.047 align:center You wake up very early, don't you? 00:39:58.137 --> 00:39:59.477 align:center Yeah fucker, the planning is right. 00:39:59.567 --> 00:40:00.977 align:center Too hot! Bro, too hot! 00:40:01.067 --> 00:40:03.423 align:center -Hold it! Hold it! -Give it. 00:40:04.677 --> 00:40:07.377 align:center Here. Where is Jhaatu? I'm not your servant. 00:40:08.367 --> 00:40:09.377 align:center By the way, 00:40:10.437 --> 00:40:11.887 align:center This batch isn't that big of a screw up. 00:40:12.430 --> 00:40:13.506 align:center That's right. 00:40:13.977 --> 00:40:16.867 align:center Oh hello, why are you being so senti? 00:40:16.957 --> 00:40:20.397 align:center We are just graduating, not dying. We will meet again. 00:40:20.857 --> 00:40:22.967 align:center Absolutely, brother. We sure will. 00:40:23.057 --> 00:40:24.177 align:center Cheers! 00:40:24.267 --> 00:40:25.487 align:center They won't meet. 00:40:25.863 --> 00:40:28.307 align:center Actually, they won't be able to meet. 00:40:29.466 --> 00:40:31.897 align:center They'll get so engrossed with their problems, 00:40:32.127 --> 00:40:35.734 align:center the sketch-pen written stupidity of the last day of college, 00:40:36.617 --> 00:40:37.997 align:center will just be that, stupidity! 00:40:38.367 --> 00:40:41.330 align:center From their PIN code to brocode, everything changes. 00:40:41.857 --> 00:40:45.047 align:center Relationships change and so do the emotions. 00:40:45.407 --> 00:40:46.877 align:center People change. 00:40:47.296 --> 00:40:49.856 align:center Lovers become friends. 00:40:51.077 --> 00:40:53.257 align:center And siblings? Spouse! 00:40:56.047 --> 00:40:58.783 align:center There's only one scary thing, 00:41:12.437 --> 00:41:15.142 align:center "These are the days you will remember." 00:41:15.222 --> 00:41:17.917 align:center "Years from now, when you'll be less younger." 00:41:18.007 --> 00:41:20.487 align:center "Post-teen spirit, wild out, no limit." 00:41:20.577 --> 00:41:23.077 align:center "Dream of anything, you know you gonna get it." 00:41:23.167 --> 00:41:25.789 align:center "These are the days you will remember." 00:41:25.869 --> 00:41:28.427 align:center "Years from now, when you'll be less younger." 00:41:28.517 --> 00:41:31.116 align:center "Post-teen spirit, wild out, no limit." 00:41:31.196 --> 00:41:33.747 align:center "Dream of anything, you know you were gonna get it." 00:41:33.837 --> 00:41:37.798 align:center "Get it, get it." 00:41:37.878 --> 00:41:43.066 align:center "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 00:41:43.146 --> 00:41:48.318 align:center "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 00:41:48.398 --> 00:41:52.477 align:center "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 00:41:52.567 --> 00:41:54.607 align:center "Get it, get it." 00:41:54.697 --> 00:41:57.057 align:center "Way back when I had this dream, everything was not a meme." 00:41:57.147 --> 00:41:59.907 align:center "Hip-hop was not the top of the mainstream." 00:41:59.997 --> 00:42:02.627 align:center "The state of mind of this kid of '99," 00:42:02.707 --> 00:42:05.377 align:center "reading about Matrix and Fight Club in a magazine." 00:42:05.467 --> 00:42:08.951 align:center "And then you grow up to a world that doesn't care, so many voices now," 00:42:09.031 --> 00:42:12.237 align:center "but noise is all we hear. The truth has so many faces..." voices now,"