WEBVTT 00:08.938 --> 00:09.917 Yeah! 00:10.114 --> 00:12.807 Cigarettes for brother Badri, Aaspas. 00:13.127 --> 00:16.797 Tea for brother Jassi, both red and black. 00:17.207 --> 00:21.477 And brother Abhinav, 5 kg limestone sachet. 00:22.397 --> 00:25.777 In total, it comes to Rs. 55.890 for 4 years. 00:26.057 --> 00:28.937 I was also going to add a night surcharge. 00:29.127 --> 00:32.837 But when I heard he couldn't even crack the mass recruitment, 00:33.287 --> 00:35.147 I thought it's better to be satisfied. 00:35.347 --> 00:38.043 Only our college is over, our education loan is still there. 00:38.123 --> 00:38.907 Yes. 00:38.987 --> 00:40.547 How can we gather Rs. 55,000? 00:40.757 --> 00:43.887 -You pay 15% interest in education loan, right? -Yes. 00:44.107 --> 00:44.967 I'll add it as well. 00:45.057 --> 00:46.277 Hey, hey, brother Raju. 00:46.367 --> 00:48.447 The company doesn't even pay annual package that high. 00:48.537 --> 00:50.797 Every year we have had cigarettes and tea from this shop, brother Raju. 00:50.887 --> 00:53.447 Do you know even before brushing, we used to have a cigarette. 00:53.537 --> 00:55.607 -But you... -Add it later. 00:55.697 --> 00:57.627 -You are adding too much. -Oh wow! 00:57.717 --> 01:00.297 This is an evening in hostel! 01:00.387 --> 01:02.777 -Amazing, amazing! -Love you too. 01:02.867 --> 01:04.177 -Just see they... -Let's go, let's go. 01:04.267 --> 01:05.727 Now get on their case. 01:05.817 --> 01:08.407 Even I have been saying love you for so many years. 01:08.627 --> 01:10.177 But I need money as well. 01:10.701 --> 01:12.724 Amazing, amazing! 01:12.804 --> 01:14.907 Alright, get up now, do you want to blow me or what? 01:15.125 --> 01:19.517 Even this parting cusses of yours sound so sweet. 01:19.607 --> 01:20.627 So sweet! 01:20.717 --> 01:22.067 -Hey! -You.. 01:22.157 --> 01:24.487 At least take my permission. Why are you shoving the tape up my ass? 01:24.577 --> 01:25.587 What are you even doing? 01:25.677 --> 01:27.057 I was taking the measurements. 01:27.147 --> 01:28.853 Let it be. 01:29.317 --> 01:31.487 They seem quite excited for our farewells. 01:31.577 --> 01:34.127 For the farewell? Oh, yeah! 01:34.217 --> 01:36.617 Durgesh from H2 should know about our legacy. 01:36.707 --> 01:38.037 -Got it? -H3 is the best! 01:38.127 --> 01:39.327 -You can't crap this over. -No. 01:39.417 --> 01:41.114 It is the question of hostel's reputation. 01:41.315 --> 01:42.147 Sir! 01:42.237 --> 01:43.017 Where is Jhaatu? 01:43.107 --> 01:46.597 Brothers, Rashmi is going to wear a red saree! Red saree! 01:46.687 --> 01:49.157 The blue one has been cancelled. Hey, brother. 01:49.247 --> 01:51.117 Start wearing red things. 01:51.207 --> 01:52.837 -Start wearing... -Dude! 01:52.927 --> 01:54.837 Guys I have bought a blue type. 01:54.927 --> 01:57.147 -Don't worry, I have two red ties. -Dibs. Dibs. 01:57.237 --> 01:58.707 Now you should be worried. 01:58.797 --> 02:01.567 -I'll tell... -I have half pocket square and blue... 02:01.657 --> 02:02.537 Something has to be blue. 02:02.627 --> 02:04.110 What is this blue blue? 02:04.190 --> 02:05.377 -She must be wearing something blue. -Jaat? 02:05.467 --> 02:07.277 Make a change in their measurement. 02:07.467 --> 02:08.557 -What? -Write, 02:08.647 --> 02:10.217 chest, 56. 02:10.427 --> 02:13.517 Then I'll write your measurement and get the T shirt printed. 02:13.917 --> 02:16.797 Yes! And call everyone for the rehearsal. 02:16.887 --> 02:17.758 Come. 02:17.838 --> 02:19.161 Is the auditorium ready? 02:20.087 --> 02:23.227 In a hostel, prestige is always snatched or asked for. 02:24.247 --> 02:26.467 And the people who do both of them, 02:26.657 --> 02:28.427 are the seniors. 02:29.767 --> 02:31.587 Farwell is the only day, 02:31.867 --> 02:36.627 where juniors happily wish their seniors goodbye. 02:37.267 --> 02:40.987 Like the father of the bride in an arranged marriage. 02:42.147 --> 02:44.237 But the poor juniors always forget, 02:44.467 --> 02:46.737 after they leave, the courtyard of the house, 02:46.958 --> 02:50.783 i.e. the hostel feels so lonely. Right? 02:54.437 --> 02:57.883 "I'm on my way..." 02:59.547 --> 03:03.842 "It's gonna be my way." 03:06.747 --> 03:08.512 Rakhi? Ready? Ready? 03:08.592 --> 03:09.156 -Yes. -Good. 03:09.236 --> 03:10.287 -Is the auditorium done? -Done! 03:10.377 --> 03:11.527 Very good, this is fine. 03:11.617 --> 03:14.127 Nabo? Right, right. 03:14.307 --> 03:15.477 Rakhi, come. 03:15.567 --> 03:17.287 And action. 03:19.907 --> 03:21.997 Seniors, seniors, seniors. 03:22.797 --> 03:24.897 What can I even say about you? 03:24.977 --> 03:27.326 What can I even say? 03:28.417 --> 03:31.027 Whatever anyone can say will fall less. 03:31.117 --> 03:32.877 Is less. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. 03:32.967 --> 03:34.187 -Go ahead? -Yes. 03:34.667 --> 03:35.567 Okay. 03:37.007 --> 03:40.507 I don't have any words to say to you. 03:41.017 --> 03:43.807 If I want to describe in one word, 03:44.137 --> 03:45.017 then, 03:46.637 --> 03:48.987 No, I can't even describe you in one word. 03:50.025 --> 03:51.287 Thank you. 03:51.957 --> 03:54.907 Thank you? I gave you one whole week to write. 03:54.997 --> 03:57.527 Is this what you wrote? Rubbish. 03:58.087 --> 04:02.167 Brother Chirag, you asked to write 4 words about seniors. 04:02.257 --> 04:03.280 Just be thankful 04:03.360 --> 04:06.357 that I twisted these four words to make a good speech, isn't it good? 04:06.447 --> 04:10.057 Even a Montessori kid would write a better speech than you. 04:10.147 --> 04:13.158 So just let it be. Someone else will do the speech. 04:14.487 --> 04:17.977 Lakdi, leave the fashion show. Prepare a speech for the seniors. 04:18.067 --> 04:19.162 -Yes! -Hey! 04:19.242 --> 04:19.971 Yes! 04:20.051 --> 04:22.377 H3 is my hostel. All H3 siblings are my siblings. 04:22.467 --> 04:25.687 Agneepath, I made a oath! 04:25.777 --> 04:27.929 Come on, sister, go. Move away. 04:31.517 --> 04:32.610 Ankit? Bring me the pendrive. 04:32.690 --> 04:34.935 [indistinct chatter] 04:35.197 --> 04:37.487 No, it wasn't. Pendrive, please. Fast. 04:38.417 --> 04:41.279 Now listen, I'm giving you a simple work. 04:41.547 --> 04:46.737 It has some photos, go to the printer and get these printed on T-shirt. 04:46.877 --> 04:48.487 Okay? And listen, 04:48.665 --> 04:51.363 don't apply your own brain, go. 04:53.887 --> 04:57.317 Can't even make a single speech. Jaat, I am very tensed. 04:57.407 --> 05:00.377 Don't you worry, Chirag. It's just a speech. 05:00.577 --> 05:02.497 I'll talk to my Grandfather and write it. 05:02.677 --> 05:03.777 Why grandpa? 05:03.867 --> 05:05.627 Because this is a farewell speech. 05:05.757 --> 05:07.997 And Grandpa is suffering from 4th stage cancer. 05:08.385 --> 05:09.537 -What? -Yes. 05:09.627 --> 05:11.387 Till then, please call this American couple. 05:11.873 --> 05:13.247 Who knows what you are saying? 05:13.337 --> 05:15.561 Please come, Akansha and Ankit. 05:15.917 --> 05:18.018 Good job guys. Nice. 05:18.437 --> 05:19.897 Do you have henna on your feet? 05:19.977 --> 05:21.137 -Be quick. -Come on, guys. 05:21.417 --> 05:22.530 Mother fucker! 05:24.550 --> 05:25.417 Okay. 05:25.507 --> 05:26.759 Can I start? 05:27.793 --> 05:30.204 How dear are our seniors to us, 05:30.284 --> 05:32.717 is something we can neither express, nor hide. 05:33.149 --> 05:33.767 Wow, good! 05:33.857 --> 05:35.843 How dear our seniors are to us, 05:37.017 --> 05:38.797 You know very well how to hide. 05:39.217 --> 05:40.067 Hey! 05:41.167 --> 05:42.467 It's something we can neither express. 05:42.617 --> 05:44.467 -And... -Oh hello, I was hiding it. 05:44.557 --> 05:46.607 I wasn't gambling with Jhaatu. 05:46.907 --> 05:49.627 Oh no. He had a bet with the entire wing. 05:49.717 --> 05:52.307 He is the admin of our group. Just tell her. 05:52.397 --> 05:53.577 What are you saying? 05:53.667 --> 05:55.681 Guys, you continue. that was going good. 05:56.037 --> 05:57.457 Insensitive asshole! 05:57.547 --> 05:58.537 Did she mean me? 05:58.627 --> 05:59.721 Insensitive! 06:00.547 --> 06:02.727 Pechkas uncle didn't dedicate songs to you on the radio. 06:02.817 --> 06:06.062 -Okay! -Don't go to my father! 06:12.508 --> 06:13.823 Felt the burn, right? 06:14.497 --> 06:15.777 Do you feel the burn now? 06:15.947 --> 06:18.797 She sleeps with my photo under her pillow and look at her attitude. 06:18.887 --> 06:22.967 Not below, but behind so that I don't see your ominous face. 06:23.057 --> 06:25.527 And now I want to strangle you with that pillow. 06:25.617 --> 06:28.412 But with the Billboard size face, this hero has. 06:29.770 --> 06:33.977 Why did you tell me this thing? You could have kept this a secret too. 06:34.227 --> 06:37.778 This relationship's toxicity would have killed me inside slowly. 06:37.937 --> 06:39.557 What is happening! 06:50.095 --> 06:51.068 Oh man! 06:52.677 --> 06:54.271 Hey, Aakansha! 06:56.098 --> 06:59.037 Oh, Nabo, I think you should go after her. 07:00.177 --> 07:02.187 This is a daily occurrence. They'll sort it out. 07:02.277 --> 07:05.397 Not just that. Anyway, you're not being productive. 07:05.487 --> 07:07.183 At least grace us with your absence. 07:07.263 --> 07:08.264 -I... -Go! 07:09.407 --> 07:12.297 Jaat, dude, I'm very tense. How will we sort this out? 07:12.387 --> 07:14.007 Don't you worry. 07:14.097 --> 07:16.957 Ankit can't stay without Aakansha. It will be sorted. Wanna bet Rs. 100? 07:17.047 --> 07:19.911 To hell with him. I'm talking about my farewell. 07:19.991 --> 07:20.947 How will we sort this? 07:21.091 --> 07:23.787 How can we sort it out? Just look at her daring. 07:24.037 --> 07:27.047 She's blaming me of being insensitive, me and insensitive. 07:27.187 --> 07:29.307 I coughed a little blood today. 07:29.397 --> 07:31.587 I'm talking, ain't I? 07:31.677 --> 07:34.577 This is the problem I just kept talking, 07:34.667 --> 07:37.037 and she planned break up there with Nabomita. 07:37.127 --> 07:39.177 Did you want to do it as well? 07:39.707 --> 07:43.001 Wow, topic changed? 07:43.237 --> 07:45.517 Just like Aakansha, you changed the topic. 07:45.607 --> 07:48.347 You have colluded with each other. One and the same. 07:48.537 --> 07:50.727 I am the fucker here. It's just me. 07:50.857 --> 07:52.757 They are the same, they just want one thing. 07:52.847 --> 07:53.978 -Sex? -No. 07:54.617 --> 07:56.907 They want to break up first and win. 07:57.630 --> 07:59.777 Win? Really? Is this a game? 07:59.867 --> 08:01.055 Of course not. 08:02.447 --> 08:03.647 But if this is, 08:04.547 --> 08:05.847 why can't I win? 08:07.160 --> 08:10.567 How easily the people change Jhaatu, how easily they change? 08:11.007 --> 08:14.107 I started brushing twice a day. Why? For her? 08:14.197 --> 08:17.797 Me, who was scared of trimming my face, trimmed by balls, why? For her. 08:17.937 --> 08:21.547 In every corner of the college, I kept making out. For whom? 08:22.010 --> 08:23.220 For both of us. 08:23.514 --> 08:26.057 There aren't as many flavors of condom as her moods. 08:26.147 --> 08:28.317 Then she asked, what did I bring to this relationship? 08:28.407 --> 08:29.867 -Me... -You are still here? 08:29.957 --> 08:31.437 I've been twice. 08:32.027 --> 08:34.937 I even left masturbation for her. 08:35.027 --> 08:36.647 But now you see, 08:36.797 --> 08:37.977 Why should I see? 08:38.067 --> 08:40.874 -You will need to, fucker! -Listen. 08:41.677 --> 08:43.097 Have you seen the seniors? 08:43.267 --> 08:47.060 Everything happens in plain sight, but I can't see it. 08:47.140 --> 08:51.347 Because I'm a sucker. I'll masturbate so much, the world will be in my palm. 08:53.191 --> 08:55.809 And then on the 123rd day of the relationship, 08:55.889 --> 08:57.527 but I still kept silent. 08:57.617 --> 08:59.897 And then the 128th day, 08:59.987 --> 09:02.607 and I thought I'll say it, but I didn't. 09:02.697 --> 09:04.827 And on the 130th day of the relationship, 09:04.917 --> 09:06.926 -I... -Just shut up, you fucker. 09:07.006 --> 09:08.077 Just shut up. 09:09.417 --> 09:12.787 You at least have someone who cares for you. 09:12.987 --> 09:15.784 You at least have three special moments in these three years. 09:16.637 --> 09:19.437 I have changed twice in three years. 09:20.257 --> 09:22.736 And I still don't have anyone that sees me that way. 09:35.407 --> 09:38.587 See Nabomita, this is all stupidity. 09:40.017 --> 09:42.817 Engineering students crap the bed, whether it be studies or love. 09:42.977 --> 09:44.950 They're not clear on the basics of either. 09:45.587 --> 09:47.557 Can you tell me a single guy 09:48.047 --> 09:50.597 who is protective and not insecure? 09:53.427 --> 09:55.667 Who is not controlling but caring. 09:56.627 --> 09:59.287 Someone who will be liked by you and your parents. 10:00.397 --> 10:03.796 And someone who cares about your future and not just your present. 10:04.937 --> 10:06.207 Fuck! 10:06.767 --> 10:09.397 I know, it's very complicated. 10:10.047 --> 10:12.461 Actually it is very simple. 10:19.217 --> 10:21.177 And then I will come here. 10:21.347 --> 10:23.977 And swirl and swirl and swirl. 10:24.067 --> 10:25.813 Nabo, take my hand. 10:30.665 --> 10:33.311 Sweet touch, good improvisation. 10:34.057 --> 10:35.617 Jaat, what are you going to do? 10:35.797 --> 10:37.237 Whatever you ask me to. 10:37.407 --> 10:40.027 I can pull a truck with a rope or you can drive a tractor over my stomach. 10:40.117 --> 10:43.127 I can chew a tube light or even pull a cylinder via my nose. 10:43.217 --> 10:44.137 When did you learn this? 10:44.227 --> 10:46.667 Dude, I am a reject of Shabaas NCR. 10:46.757 --> 10:49.287 -So talented! -He is shocked! 10:49.377 --> 10:51.227 Ankit, Aakansha, you guys? 10:54.337 --> 10:55.477 Oh man! 10:55.567 --> 10:57.367 Ankit, you can be on that side of the stage, 10:57.457 --> 10:59.287 and Aakansha, you on this. 10:59.377 --> 11:00.537 Listen, listen. 11:00.627 --> 11:02.577 -What? -From H2 juniors, 11:02.797 --> 11:04.557 -I got the info of the farewell. -And, and, and.... 11:04.647 --> 11:06.997 They're just doing a useless poem. 11:07.087 --> 11:08.487 -Loser! -Noobs. 11:08.891 --> 11:09.747 Yes? 11:10.087 --> 11:11.967 No, I was calling them amateurs. 11:12.057 --> 11:15.559 Oh, I thought you nicknamed me that. cutie. 11:22.077 --> 11:23.381 Guys, guys, listen. 11:24.046 --> 11:28.407 We have worked too hard and sacrificed a lot for this moment. 11:28.497 --> 11:30.597 -I.. -I left two papers of the final exam. 11:30.777 --> 11:33.027 Nabomita has left any hopes for a good relationship. 11:33.117 --> 11:36.497 And Ankit and Aakansha.... left each-other. 11:36.587 --> 11:39.467 -Yes, so let's make it all worth! -Yes. 11:39.557 --> 11:43.219 Our farewell should be the best farewell of this world. 11:44.047 --> 11:46.417 Brother Chirag, your T-shirts. 11:46.813 --> 11:50.877 Oh man, good. I knew you could do this. 11:50.967 --> 11:53.197 You are a top-class 11:53.427 --> 11:55.215 fucker! 11:55.295 --> 11:57.630 What did you print? 11:58.797 --> 12:01.647 I printed the photo which was in the farewell folder. 12:01.737 --> 12:03.643 -I did feel that it was wrong. -Yes. 12:03.847 --> 12:05.797 -And I could have stopped it as well. -Then? 12:05.887 --> 12:08.837 But you had asked me not to apply my brain. 12:17.847 --> 12:18.907 Let's go, brother. 12:20.147 --> 12:21.849 I am sick of you two, guys. 12:22.217 --> 12:24.754 If you were getting divorced and I was the baby. 12:24.834 --> 12:26.294 I wouldn't have chosen anyone. 12:26.767 --> 12:30.389 And you, Ankit Pandey, deleted all the photos of the seniors? 12:30.957 --> 12:33.327 That had a lot of her photos as well. 12:33.617 --> 12:35.567 Then why did you save this one? 12:35.800 --> 12:38.857 Because I was going to print and then burn it. 12:38.947 --> 12:43.137 And I don't want to be in a laptop with no respect for mother and sister. 12:43.227 --> 12:44.757 Shut up guys, shut up. 12:47.747 --> 12:51.161 You'll forget the fights, remember only the memories. 12:58.147 --> 13:01.617 Ankit, this was your cue of the act, you are so careless. 13:01.810 --> 13:02.617 Sorry! 13:02.697 --> 13:04.557 The Act would begin in 30 minutes. 13:04.647 --> 13:06.237 5 minutes for each T shirt print. 13:06.407 --> 13:07.580 8 minutes to reach hostel, 13:07.660 --> 13:10.367 7 minutes for pit stop for samosa and 3 minutes for pee break. 13:10.705 --> 13:12.896 Mission failed and failed. Shit! 13:13.767 --> 13:16.312 I hope H2 wrecks it, they do. 13:17.977 --> 13:22.187 It was the first day of the college when I entered hostel 2, crying. 13:22.277 --> 13:25.228 -Those fuckers have made H2. -And today is the last day of the college. 13:25.457 --> 13:27.377 And I'm crying today as well. 13:28.185 --> 13:32.447 We wanted to leave this place as soon as possible. 13:32.735 --> 13:38.627 But we want to stop the time today. Oh man, someone stop this scoundrel. 13:38.717 --> 13:41.321 His father should have stopped that night. 13:41.567 --> 13:42.757 Dutta will cry today. 13:42.847 --> 13:45.627 -Dutta, they took your name... -Mishra will cry, and so will Yogi. 13:46.047 --> 13:49.547 Our parents in the hostel, like the God supreme. 13:49.637 --> 13:50.800 Look at his pose. 13:52.085 --> 13:53.807 Why are they making us cry? 13:53.897 --> 13:55.951 So heart-warming, applause. 14:02.033 --> 14:03.746 Why are our guys clapping? 14:04.347 --> 14:05.633 In emotions... 14:09.097 --> 14:11.451 Brother, if their speech can get them hugs, 14:11.531 --> 14:13.327 our would get us a honeymoon suite. 14:13.417 --> 14:15.192 But they need to be here for that. 14:15.357 --> 14:17.317 Why are you not calling them? Go ahead. 14:17.407 --> 14:19.557 -Phone is updating! -Oh damn! 14:19.647 --> 14:21.837 OMG! Wow! 14:21.927 --> 14:24.157 Now moving on, it's the time 14:24.247 --> 14:29.807 for hostel 3 juniors, who have a special farewell for their seniors. 14:29.997 --> 14:31.467 Claps! 14:31.557 --> 14:33.177 Oh wow! 14:34.567 --> 14:36.610 -Hostel 3? -Oh wow! 14:36.690 --> 14:37.648 H3! 14:38.546 --> 14:39.536 Hostel 3? 14:40.531 --> 14:41.647 Where are they? 14:41.737 --> 14:43.317 -They're taking their sweet time. -Come on, guys. 14:43.407 --> 14:44.887 Are you jumping from the top? 14:44.977 --> 14:46.357 Hostel 3, come on guys. 14:46.507 --> 14:48.757 -Chirag, don't you jump, brother. -Yes, right. 14:48.847 --> 14:50.727 Don't hesitate. They're your own seniors. 14:50.817 --> 14:51.996 Where are they? 14:52.327 --> 14:53.307 -See brother. -There will surely be a mishap. 14:53.397 --> 14:54.767 Where are these guys? 14:56.707 --> 14:57.607 Let me check. 14:57.697 --> 14:59.437 They might be outside. 15:01.527 --> 15:04.036 They might be here, or might have gone down. 15:07.497 --> 15:08.507 Oh brother! 15:09.367 --> 15:10.547 Program? 15:15.317 --> 15:16.749 Sister Fucker! 15:25.127 --> 15:26.317 Where are they? 15:28.677 --> 15:29.797 They escaped! 15:29.937 --> 15:30.837 What! 15:30.987 --> 15:32.127 OMG! 15:32.627 --> 15:34.717 It seems the juniors of hostel 3 15:34.807 --> 15:38.062 don't want to pay their respect to their seniors publicly. 15:38.142 --> 15:39.154 Come. 15:40.207 --> 15:43.273 Anyways, moving on to Hostel 4. 15:44.239 --> 15:45.397 -Hey, hey! -Lift him. 15:45.487 --> 15:47.657 H2 seniors, best seniors! 15:47.747 --> 15:50.017 H2 seniors, best seniors! 15:50.107 --> 15:52.347 H2 seniors, best seniors! 15:52.477 --> 15:54.694 H2 seniors, you rock! 15:57.959 --> 15:59.938 The entire batch is fucker! 16:05.827 --> 16:06.717 Thank you, brother. 16:06.807 --> 16:08.176 Happy farewell, Sir. 16:08.617 --> 16:10.157 I'll talk with the seniors. 16:10.247 --> 16:11.997 Else they'll again put you in a bra. 16:12.087 --> 16:13.687 I'll put on a bra, dude. 16:14.077 --> 16:15.627 I just hope they wear these T-shirts. 16:18.387 --> 16:19.267 Sir? 16:19.443 --> 16:20.387 Tea. 16:20.687 --> 16:22.337 We're really sorry, Sir. 16:22.716 --> 16:24.103 Why are you saying sorry? 16:24.183 --> 16:27.037 That was such a warm speech. See, my shirt is wet with tears. 16:27.179 --> 16:29.597 -That is sweat... -I'll punch your chest. 16:29.760 --> 16:31.064 Just shut up. What are you saying? 16:31.144 --> 16:31.942 No, Sir. 16:32.207 --> 16:33.847 We really apologize, Sir. 16:33.927 --> 16:34.869 Sir, we were... 16:34.949 --> 16:36.357 You were not going to do anything. 16:37.057 --> 16:40.325 I've been telling you from day one, this batch is rotten. 16:41.617 --> 16:44.397 What didn't we do for Brother Vinayak? 16:44.637 --> 16:47.150 The entire H3 quadrangle was filled, 16:47.607 --> 16:49.597 when we played the video on the projector. 16:49.677 --> 16:51.547 I edited the video on Ed Sheeran. 16:51.637 --> 16:54.447 They danced! That guy who never danced, he started dancing. 16:54.807 --> 16:56.157 Sir, we didn't make a mistake. We just.... 16:56.247 --> 16:57.927 Escaped from outside the auditorium. 16:58.587 --> 17:00.347 Were you ashamed to tell me something? 17:00.437 --> 17:01.738 Are you my ex, you fucker? 17:02.281 --> 17:03.037 No, sir. 17:03.127 --> 17:04.737 We really respect you, Sir. 17:05.357 --> 17:09.067 Chirag, respecting privately and publicly, 17:09.357 --> 17:10.684 are extremely different. 17:11.827 --> 17:12.822 Clear? 17:13.577 --> 17:14.557 Sir, please listen to me. 17:14.647 --> 17:17.497 Durgesh will pee outside our rooms, what can we say! 17:17.587 --> 17:19.907 All the best, brother. All the best. All the best to all of you. 17:19.987 --> 17:22.037 -Let's go, Badri is alone in the room. -Sorry sir, sorry sir. 17:22.127 --> 17:23.237 -Sir... -No, we are not in the mood. 17:23.317 --> 17:25.877 -Sir, now... -You know Badri is crying because of you, Chirag. 17:26.266 --> 17:28.687 -Sir... -It's just one day, you fucker! 17:28.777 --> 17:30.077 At least listen to me. 17:33.837 --> 17:35.227 Jhaatu can use it. 17:42.098 --> 17:45.435 And that punch to the chest directly hit my heart. 17:46.309 --> 17:49.223 Man! They could have seen it once. 17:50.097 --> 17:55.139 Sorrow, pain, hurt and tears. 17:56.257 --> 17:58.966 These seniors have been abusing them for three years, 17:59.046 --> 18:00.887 but this is the first time they felt bad. 18:01.727 --> 18:03.727 When the fresher's come to the college, 18:03.807 --> 18:07.267 the seniors train them to respect them. 18:07.727 --> 18:09.107 And then there comes the farewell day. 18:09.585 --> 18:13.137 And that is their judgment day. 18:14.877 --> 18:17.927 Even after raising his kids, disgrace is 18:18.127 --> 18:21.137 something that even Mr Bachchan didn't tolerate in Baghbaan. 18:21.717 --> 18:24.917 And then they are just hostel seniors. 18:26.607 --> 18:29.127 Do you love your mother on Mother's Day? 18:30.557 --> 18:33.917 But until and unless on a digital platform or social media, 18:34.007 --> 18:36.800 you upload wishes for your mother, 18:37.167 --> 18:41.077 that doesn't count as actual respect. 18:41.687 --> 18:44.737 In today's modern world, actual respect is 18:44.827 --> 18:47.157 the way you show respect publicly. 18:48.607 --> 18:50.057 Farewell, they say! 18:50.147 --> 18:52.597 Seniors are our dads, they shoved it up yours, didn't they? 18:53.847 --> 18:55.547 That would have been better. 18:55.757 --> 18:57.737 At least I could have been pregnant for nine months 18:57.817 --> 18:59.607 and kept them close to my heart. 19:00.347 --> 19:04.167 They might not be as sad as you fuckers! 19:05.027 --> 19:07.985 The next five years of their life are all set. 19:09.147 --> 19:11.217 They won't even pick up your call tomorrow. 19:11.307 --> 19:13.897 Even the Chandigarh roadies contestants were not 19:13.987 --> 19:15.917 as proudly as our seniors! 19:16.467 --> 19:17.767 Chirag, don't you worry so much. 19:17.917 --> 19:21.287 Just be happy that we are going to rule the hostel from tomorrow. 19:21.377 --> 19:23.367 -Right, brother? -He is right. 19:23.457 --> 19:25.487 We are the ones who make hostel happening. 19:25.677 --> 19:26.577 Come on. 19:26.667 --> 19:28.537 Well, anyway, what have they even done? 19:28.627 --> 19:30.117 I don't remember anything but ragging. 19:30.207 --> 19:32.017 How much is it for this week, brother Raju? 19:32.107 --> 19:33.707 Come here, let me tell you. 19:33.797 --> 19:35.447 Add the sum for last week as well. 19:35.737 --> 19:39.177 0/0. null. 19:40.422 --> 19:42.669 Why? Has your son been placed? 19:43.087 --> 19:45.787 Sexism is not good, Jhaatu brother. 19:46.227 --> 19:48.010 My daughter has been placed. 19:48.197 --> 19:51.038 And the seniors have paid for you. 19:51.987 --> 19:54.727 Paid! Enjoy now. 19:55.617 --> 19:57.147 Just show it to me once. 19:57.307 --> 19:58.211 Here. 20:00.262 --> 20:01.257 They actually paid? 20:01.347 --> 20:02.573 Full paid! 20:04.728 --> 20:05.557 Full? 20:05.637 --> 20:07.354 Everything done, 0. 20:09.267 --> 20:12.103 Don't just stare. Else I'll open a new account. 20:16.358 --> 20:17.353 Guys! 20:20.037 --> 20:20.977 Come. 20:27.507 --> 20:29.717 Now what should I do? 20:29.807 --> 20:31.397 If my father gets to know, I'll be in so much trouble. 20:31.487 --> 20:33.177 He'll evict me from the house. 20:33.734 --> 20:34.877 So Durgesh? 20:35.967 --> 20:37.607 We saw your farewell pictures. 20:38.417 --> 20:39.517 You are the ones enjoying, man. 20:39.607 --> 20:42.547 To hell with that. Farewell can go fuck itself. 20:42.637 --> 20:45.287 Fucked College, fucked hostel, fucked people. 20:45.757 --> 20:46.984 What are you saying, brother? 20:47.064 --> 20:49.087 Your juniors took you around on their shoulders. 20:49.177 --> 20:51.817 They were taking our funeral procession in name of farewell. 20:52.247 --> 20:54.367 After the farewell, we went to the hostel for party. 20:54.667 --> 20:56.907 Everyone was drunk up to the hilt. Do you remember? 20:57.267 --> 21:00.427 And while dancing, someone mistakenly broke a junior's laptop. 21:00.659 --> 21:01.419 So? 21:01.499 --> 21:03.757 He went and complained to the Dean. 21:04.317 --> 21:06.307 The guy who boasted of priceless in the speech 21:06.387 --> 21:08.257 is now asking for 45,000 plus GST. 21:09.117 --> 21:11.687 Forget about the job. I don't even have an internship. 21:11.895 --> 21:12.877 Brother... 21:13.267 --> 21:14.827 You guys are the lucky ones, fucker! 21:15.187 --> 21:17.027 You have abused your juniors so much, 21:17.387 --> 21:19.107 but they have never complained to anyone. 21:22.685 --> 21:24.767 We are screwed man. 21:24.927 --> 21:26.127 What will we do? 21:26.277 --> 21:27.837 No problem man, it will be managed. 21:28.064 --> 21:29.277 Amrit Sir? 21:29.367 --> 21:31.087 -No dues. -We need the no dues. 21:59.987 --> 22:07.560 [indistinct chatter continuous] 22:15.007 --> 22:17.957 Hello? Yeah mom? 22:18.607 --> 22:20.537 I was saying, 22:21.307 --> 22:23.385 I have had food. 22:23.977 --> 22:25.071 Listen, 22:25.827 --> 22:29.418 will you please do sleep-on-call with me? 22:31.687 --> 22:32.627 I... 22:32.837 --> 22:36.553 Nothing I would have slept while talking to you. 22:38.277 --> 22:39.377 Are you done packing? 22:39.467 --> 22:41.777 I'll do it tomorrow peacefully, where's the hurry? 22:41.867 --> 22:43.527 -I'll have to do it now. -Why? 22:43.617 --> 22:46.107 What would I even pack? 2 underwears, 1 vest. 22:46.583 --> 22:47.317 Seriously! 22:47.407 --> 22:49.597 What do we even have to do? There is no party or anything. 22:50.380 --> 22:52.187 So what? Let's have some beers. 22:52.567 --> 22:54.935 I am feeling sleepy man. 22:55.107 --> 22:56.547 -We are old. -You guys have fun. 22:56.637 --> 22:59.767 At least you guys have the same training. I'll be screwed. 23:00.117 --> 23:02.707 Why don't you get transferred to Mysore? 23:02.797 --> 23:04.897 It is just two months of training. Anyway, you could come over. 23:05.907 --> 23:06.937 Should I really do it? 23:07.087 --> 23:08.307 So what? 23:08.447 --> 23:09.777 I'll take the posting there, 23:09.937 --> 23:12.247 we'll live together and just go to Kodai for the weekend. 23:12.337 --> 23:14.267 Great. And we'll go to MGM from there. 23:14.357 --> 23:16.869 Do a thing, first pay the canteen bills, okay? 23:21.837 --> 23:25.337 Come one, come everyone. 23:25.427 --> 23:27.097 Come one, come everyone. 23:27.187 --> 23:30.523 But motherfucker Chirag, what are we going to show? 23:30.603 --> 23:33.697 Not motherfucker Chirag, but ring-master Chirag. 23:33.787 --> 23:35.007 -That was not in the script. -Move ! 23:36.867 --> 23:38.697 I am time. 23:38.967 --> 23:42.077 And no one can stop them. 23:42.167 --> 23:43.407 Wait, wait, wait. 23:43.673 --> 23:44.697 What? 23:45.967 --> 23:47.904 Rakhi! 23:49.457 --> 23:51.207 Fuckers! 23:51.297 --> 23:53.487 Hello? Hello? Mic test? 23:54.007 --> 23:55.767 Seriously, Rajesh, is this your sound engineering? 23:55.857 --> 23:57.007 Hey Rajesh! 23:58.637 --> 24:00.387 -What? -Heli! Yes. 24:00.477 --> 24:01.706 -Thank you. -Continue. 24:02.457 --> 24:04.177 I am time. 24:04.427 --> 24:07.937 And now I'll rewind time. 24:13.157 --> 24:15.147 Oh brother, light off! 24:15.237 --> 24:17.707 See, Keeda is turning the light off from there. 24:20.377 --> 24:22.687 Why? Are you scared? 24:25.137 --> 24:28.627 I don't bite, just scratch. 24:29.627 --> 24:32.177 Little, little. 24:33.037 --> 24:35.047 Sweet grandmother-fuckers. 24:35.137 --> 24:37.417 Won't you breast-fed your husband? 24:38.565 --> 24:40.507 Amazing. 24:40.597 --> 24:43.397 This was our first night in the hostel. 24:43.487 --> 24:45.447 We didn't lose our virginity. 24:45.537 --> 24:47.297 But we lost our heart. 24:47.647 --> 24:50.117 Our seniors are so great, 24:50.207 --> 24:52.337 if I had even a single daughter, 24:52.427 --> 24:55.327 I would have happily married her with them. 24:56.977 --> 25:01.027 Now you have your brains. 25:03.297 --> 25:05.477 Okay, okay, so guys, 25:06.037 --> 25:09.277 as we are the symbol of our parents love, 25:09.477 --> 25:14.307 our seniors, should get a token of our love, right? 25:14.397 --> 25:15.727 They should! 25:15.817 --> 25:18.257 -Come on, I'll give you a token. -No, dude. 25:18.347 --> 25:19.547 They'll kick our ass. 25:19.637 --> 25:24.177 Our first award for tonight is, best category wanker. 25:24.307 --> 25:27.757 And to present this award, I would like to call on stage, 25:27.847 --> 25:29.937 the Master of Art himself, 25:30.027 --> 25:33.627 H3 DOPA Ankit Pandey. 25:35.537 --> 25:38.367 I made it brother, I made it! 25:38.897 --> 25:42.527 Award for the best senior wanker goes to, 25:43.167 --> 25:45.207 -any guesses? -No! 25:45.297 --> 25:47.137 -Obviously, brother. -We know. 25:47.227 --> 25:49.847 Jasmeet Singh Dhillon! 25:50.007 --> 25:52.287 You fuckers. 25:54.507 --> 25:56.767 Jassi, Jassi, Jassi! 25:56.857 --> 25:58.507 Jassi, Jassi! 25:58.597 --> 26:02.255 This is the secret behind his beautiful muscles. 26:05.027 --> 26:06.557 Not many of us know, 26:06.647 --> 26:10.127 but Jassi Sir began hacking as 26:10.217 --> 26:13.347 he had to get friend request accepted, 26:13.437 --> 26:15.567 of Badri sir and Abhinav sir. 26:17.487 --> 26:19.994 You scoundrels! 26:20.297 --> 26:21.867 Here's the award. 26:21.957 --> 26:22.997 Thank you, thank you. 26:23.087 --> 26:25.107 Let's hear a few words, brother Jassi. 26:25.417 --> 26:26.847 Yeah, yeah. 26:28.147 --> 26:29.487 Shove it! 26:29.577 --> 26:31.357 Hey! 26:31.447 --> 26:33.307 Jassi! 26:33.397 --> 26:35.377 Will do even that for you. 26:35.467 --> 26:36.757 So moving on, 26:36.847 --> 26:40.107 Jaat, What do you think about Abhinav Sir? 26:41.257 --> 26:42.627 Abhinav Sir 26:42.717 --> 26:45.297 has so low female interaction, 26:45.497 --> 26:48.127 the last time he met a female, 26:48.217 --> 26:51.557 was when Badri sir had played the role of a female in a play. 26:51.647 --> 26:53.007 Here too! 26:53.412 --> 26:57.357 And even that character friend zoned him. 27:00.207 --> 27:04.477 So our next award for tonight is best Friend Zone award. 27:04.567 --> 27:08.037 And it goes to Abhinav Kumar. 27:08.127 --> 27:09.517 Wait, let me show you. 27:09.637 --> 27:11.247 Abhinav! 27:11.357 --> 27:13.897 Abhinav! Abhinav! 27:14.294 --> 27:15.667 Hey, hey. 27:16.357 --> 27:21.347 Don't you worry, Sir. We won't friend zone you today. 27:22.177 --> 27:23.437 Award, award. 27:25.957 --> 27:27.587 Friend zone forever. 27:27.707 --> 27:29.083 Yay! 27:31.707 --> 27:33.777 Amazing. Amazing. Abhinav Sir. 27:33.917 --> 27:36.847 Come on, let's take the night ahead. 27:36.937 --> 27:39.827 -My turn. -So our next award for the evening is. 27:39.917 --> 27:43.267 And this is a very special award for none other than. 27:43.447 --> 27:45.131 Badri sir 27:46.657 --> 27:48.509 Fuck! 27:49.482 --> 27:52.247 Badri sir came to this college on merit list. 27:52.337 --> 27:54.937 And he soon became everyone's favorite. 27:55.027 --> 27:56.737 Such rubbish! 27:56.947 --> 28:01.457 Badri sir is the man who won't dance even after 'Andi, Mandi, Shandi.' 28:01.647 --> 28:04.124 Because he is already know... 28:13.767 --> 28:15.057 Badri sir! 28:15.637 --> 28:16.567 What are you saying? 28:17.367 --> 28:18.577 What are you saying? 28:18.667 --> 28:19.977 -Sorry, sir. -What sorry? 28:20.397 --> 28:21.677 Do you consider me a fucker? 28:21.767 --> 28:23.977 -Why are you getting angry, sir? -Shut up, fucker. 28:24.687 --> 28:26.338 Please consider, Sir, we were just having fun. 28:26.418 --> 28:27.551 Shut up. 28:29.377 --> 28:30.817 Just rubbish! 28:32.407 --> 28:35.534 I am the son of four fathers, fuckers! 28:39.436 --> 28:43.007 This is your four father award! 28:46.397 --> 28:48.477 Badri! Badri! 28:53.504 --> 28:56.337 And we had a party last night as well. 28:56.736 --> 28:57.853 Hey! 28:58.217 --> 29:00.117 O sir, Badri sir. 29:00.207 --> 29:01.817 You scared them shitless! 29:01.907 --> 29:03.957 So, on a parting note, 29:04.457 --> 29:09.467 We came to this hostel with stuff packed in large suitcases and bags. 29:10.187 --> 29:12.467 Until we don't open those suitcases, 29:12.737 --> 29:15.657 how will that stuff be a part of the room? 29:16.367 --> 29:17.797 We are the stuff, 29:17.887 --> 29:22.226 which our parents sent in comfort zones of various sizes. 29:22.667 --> 29:26.217 And with intro, abuse, tea, cigarette, 29:26.307 --> 29:30.787 hangout, and roaming around, our seniors open us up. 29:33.977 --> 29:36.157 Till they don't open us up, 29:36.337 --> 29:41.887 how will be become a part of this room of 7 billion people? 29:43.860 --> 29:45.267 Well said! 29:45.357 --> 29:47.927 Well brother, everyone is going to screw us. 29:48.227 --> 29:51.567 But you are the one who also holds our hair while beating. 29:58.017 --> 29:59.540 Yeah! 30:02.637 --> 30:04.826 [indistinct chatter] 30:06.542 --> 30:13.377 "Whether we're here tomorrow," 30:14.380 --> 30:20.989 "these moments will be forever." 30:22.127 --> 30:25.117 Party! Party! Fucker. 30:25.207 --> 30:27.067 -You rocked it! -That was awesome, sir. 30:27.737 --> 30:29.597 Sir, you were right! 30:29.825 --> 30:32.776 You should always publicly show respect. 30:34.267 --> 30:37.897 No, dude. Respect is what comes from heart. 30:37.987 --> 30:40.687 -"Tomorrow!" -Come on. 30:40.917 --> 30:44.767 "Even if we meet," 30:44.977 --> 30:47.687 -"then we'll have..." -Jhaatu. 30:47.777 --> 30:49.647 Brother Abhinav is calling for drinks. Come on. 30:50.686 --> 30:52.649 -Hey! -You go. 30:53.974 --> 31:03.027 "Whether we're here tomorrow, these moments will be forever." 31:03.787 --> 31:07.852 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 31:08.335 --> 31:14.992 "Whether we're here tomorrow," 31:16.147 --> 31:23.025 "these moments will be forever." 31:23.917 --> 31:30.397 "Moments, of love like this..." 31:31.867 --> 31:38.287 "Come, come with me." 31:39.657 --> 31:48.851 "We! Whether we're here tomorrow, these moments will be forever." 31:52.196 --> 31:59.197 "Draped in the warm evening robes," 31:59.737 --> 32:04.907 "there is the night beautiful." 32:08.107 --> 32:14.842 "Come, let's both write," 32:15.504 --> 32:20.154 "our love-story." 32:22.423 --> 32:23.447 -We want this one. -No, no. 32:23.537 --> 32:25.017 Rewind, that was good. 32:25.107 --> 32:25.957 -Chirag! -Yes? 32:26.047 --> 32:27.737 Come, let's see how the guys are being drunk. 32:27.827 --> 32:29.557 Yeah, sure. Let me just take their pictures. 32:29.647 --> 32:30.657 -Here. -Hey! 32:30.747 --> 32:31.937 Look at that. 32:32.067 --> 32:33.867 Oh brother, they're taking pictures of girls. 32:33.957 --> 32:34.977 Just make some space, dude. 32:35.067 --> 32:36.767 -Move to the side. -Come over. 32:36.857 --> 32:39.217 -Take our picture also. -Yeah, Ankit, go. 32:39.307 --> 32:41.907 Take this one. Is it right? 32:42.257 --> 32:43.587 This seems to be our shirt. 32:43.677 --> 32:46.467 Oh my. Who gave you these T shirts? 32:46.766 --> 32:48.657 Doraemon, no, the one who left. 32:48.747 --> 32:50.247 -Nobita? -Nobomita? 32:50.337 --> 32:52.987 No, first, tell me who had this fuckall idea. 32:53.077 --> 32:54.917 This was Jhaatu's idea. 32:55.007 --> 32:57.217 He also gave us your nudes. 32:57.307 --> 32:59.287 But the printing guy didn't print them out. 32:59.417 --> 33:01.869 But he did keep all the pictures with him. 33:02.277 --> 33:03.892 This was Jhaatu's idea. 33:04.807 --> 33:06.207 And where is that guy since morning? 33:20.807 --> 33:21.839 What happened? 33:22.687 --> 33:23.717 Excuses! 33:25.597 --> 33:28.628 I'm really not here to fight. 33:30.367 --> 33:31.437 Song. 33:32.197 --> 33:33.607 "I say to her..." 33:39.923 --> 33:40.887 Akku? 33:43.307 --> 33:44.507 Aakansha. 33:46.167 --> 33:47.526 Dude, let's face it. 33:48.207 --> 33:49.997 Both of us wanted to break up. 33:51.077 --> 33:52.357 You wanted it first. 33:52.774 --> 33:55.027 Yeah, but, we both wanted it. 33:56.747 --> 33:58.800 Look, I know we liked each other. 33:59.677 --> 34:00.877 Maybe we loved each other. 34:02.267 --> 34:04.067 But this relationship of ours, 34:06.727 --> 34:08.157 Clearly not working. 34:08.987 --> 34:10.057 Yes! 34:11.757 --> 34:15.217 Because maybe, we are not Ross and Rachel, 34:15.627 --> 34:18.672 or Ted and Robin, or Rahul-Anjali 34:18.752 --> 34:20.247 who eventually get together. 34:21.427 --> 34:23.807 I think we are just good friends, dude 34:24.957 --> 34:27.457 who don't need a baggage to stay together. 34:28.787 --> 34:31.657 Maybe Joey and Rachel. 34:33.627 --> 34:35.307 Or Ankit and Aakansha. 34:42.467 --> 34:43.417 Yeah. 34:44.027 --> 34:45.447 Best friends! 34:46.764 --> 34:47.941 Idiot! 34:52.897 --> 34:53.847 Nabo? 34:54.517 --> 34:57.097 Nabo? What are you doing here? 34:57.317 --> 34:59.927 Everyone's enjoying there. What're you doing here? 35:00.297 --> 35:01.883 I've been looking for you for so long. 35:02.177 --> 35:03.367 What are you even doing here? 35:03.507 --> 35:05.287 Nothing special, just... 35:18.977 --> 35:21.297 Thanks. Thanks for the T shirts. 35:22.467 --> 35:25.146 No one could have done what you did. 35:27.327 --> 35:29.327 A true sister always does her duty. 35:29.467 --> 35:31.067 You are the best sister, best! 35:31.157 --> 35:32.097 -Chirag? -Yes? 35:32.187 --> 35:34.427 I'm not your sister, okay? 35:34.817 --> 35:36.267 Yes, I agree. 35:36.677 --> 35:39.457 In this society, a sister also plays the role of a mother. 35:40.007 --> 35:42.767 In my childhood, my mother used to tie me Rakhi, 35:42.907 --> 35:43.867 as I never had a sister. 35:43.957 --> 35:45.477 -So... -Shut up Chirag. 35:46.337 --> 35:48.737 Why are you making me your mother or your sister? 35:48.999 --> 35:51.757 Does a girl have no other place in your life? 35:52.997 --> 35:55.497 And how are you not realizing this? 35:56.037 --> 35:59.027 That you love me. 35:59.727 --> 36:01.367 Of course, I do. 36:01.457 --> 36:02.247 Yeah. 36:02.327 --> 36:03.646 As a brother. 36:04.457 --> 36:06.877 Bro, as a lover. 36:07.175 --> 36:09.737 Romantically? 36:11.527 --> 36:14.867 Nabo, you need to reduce binge watching GOT. 36:15.037 --> 36:16.227 How can I love you? 36:16.407 --> 36:20.637 To manage to procreate, they need to be physically attracted to each other. 36:20.847 --> 36:23.800 You are my sister, sister! 36:24.665 --> 36:25.527 -Yeah. -Okay. 36:25.617 --> 36:26.757 Come here. 36:41.637 --> 36:43.667 Sister-fucker! 36:53.427 --> 36:55.689 So was this physical attraction enough? 36:58.947 --> 37:00.507 What? Yes. 37:01.377 --> 37:02.367 Yes, it did. 37:07.567 --> 37:08.455 But now, 37:09.787 --> 37:10.947 the time 37:11.907 --> 37:13.277 I want to rewind 37:14.307 --> 37:15.777 2 steps back. 37:16.603 --> 37:21.887 "Then, I fooled around and fell in love." 37:23.453 --> 37:27.487 "I fooled around and fell in love." 37:30.328 --> 37:31.877 Cut, cut. 37:32.560 --> 37:35.917 Dude, What is happening in the H2 farewell? There are crackers? 37:36.398 --> 37:38.147 Leave that. Just look at that. 37:38.227 --> 37:40.167 Ankit and Aakansha are at it. 37:40.257 --> 37:43.017 You fucker, that is Jaat and Teja. 37:43.597 --> 37:45.217 Teja is trying to make a Mark... 37:45.307 --> 37:46.456 It is splashing. What are you doing? 37:51.308 --> 37:52.703 -Go, go, go. -Hey. 37:52.877 --> 37:54.997 Look at our brother sitting there. 37:55.197 --> 37:56.727 Fucker Jhaatu! 37:56.817 --> 37:59.067 No, dude, I don't want any photographs. 37:59.157 --> 38:01.267 Bro, at least come and drink. Hey! 38:01.747 --> 38:05.457 Hey Jhaatu, small legs told us everything. 38:05.547 --> 38:09.457 Guys please, I'm not in a good mood. Please leave. 38:09.547 --> 38:12.177 Jhaatu is such a cutie. 38:14.727 --> 38:18.187 Brother, if you were really feeling so bad, you could have waved us goodbye. 38:18.277 --> 38:20.247 -What? -Least say bye once. 38:20.787 --> 38:21.967 -Brother, look at it. -Now he... 38:22.057 --> 38:23.372 Bye brother. 38:24.177 --> 38:25.977 Bye brother, we did a lot together. 38:26.757 --> 38:27.857 Same to you. 38:27.947 --> 38:29.377 It felt nice hearing it. 38:29.637 --> 38:31.567 Bye, brother. 38:31.657 --> 38:34.487 Do you want me to beg you to leave? Just please. 38:34.577 --> 38:36.087 Jhaatu, why are you being a bitch? 38:36.780 --> 38:38.357 Yeah, I am your bitch.. 38:39.387 --> 38:41.397 That is why you guys are here, right? 38:41.687 --> 38:42.813 You'll talk with me nicely. 38:42.893 --> 38:44.447 Tell me about the companies you have been placed in. 38:44.577 --> 38:46.337 Discuss the imaginary female coworker. 38:46.427 --> 38:48.977 Smoke 4 cigarettes in your salary and left. But what about me? 38:49.777 --> 38:51.247 Fucker, the entire hostel is yours. 38:51.397 --> 38:53.747 Now that you are GISHA, misuse the power. 38:53.837 --> 38:56.597 -Just rock it, brother! -And who would I flaunt it to? Them? 38:59.277 --> 39:02.567 We have been wasting our sperm, even when they were sperms. 39:03.277 --> 39:05.507 A lion might be alone. 39:05.887 --> 39:07.487 But we are pigs. 39:08.267 --> 39:11.827 And pigs are always better in a group, playing in the hostel kitchen. 39:14.797 --> 39:19.307 You guys even miss the wanking pimple, which goes away in a week. 39:19.927 --> 39:23.387 But here... It's been 7 years. 39:25.627 --> 39:27.915 Hey, hello brother. 39:28.114 --> 39:30.947 We came to thank you for the T shirts. 39:31.037 --> 39:32.417 -Hey brother! -Brother! 39:32.507 --> 39:34.487 Don't cry, don't cry. 39:34.637 --> 39:36.397 Come over. 39:36.487 --> 39:38.197 -Hey! -Hey Jhaatu! 39:38.287 --> 39:39.387 Dude, you are erect. 39:39.477 --> 39:41.027 -You are erect! -Damn! 39:41.117 --> 39:44.069 Tell me, when was the last time you hugged anyone? 39:44.149 --> 39:45.757 What are you doing, guys? 39:45.847 --> 39:48.927 Before he puts anything else in his mouth, give him a cigarette. 39:49.017 --> 39:50.347 Just come fucker, come. 39:50.437 --> 39:52.471 Just smoke a cigarette! 39:52.551 --> 39:54.287 Your finger got wet. 39:54.377 --> 39:55.957 Thank you, brother Raju. 39:56.626 --> 39:58.047 You wake up very early, don't you? 39:58.137 --> 39:59.477 Yeah fucker, the planning is right. 39:59.567 --> 40:00.977 Too hot! Bro, too hot! 40:01.067 --> 40:03.423 -Hold it! Hold it! -Give it. 40:04.677 --> 40:07.377 Here. Where is Jhaatu? I'm not your servant. 40:08.367 --> 40:09.377 By the way, 40:10.437 --> 40:11.887 This batch isn't that big of a screw up. 40:12.430 --> 40:13.506 That's right. 40:13.977 --> 40:16.867 Oh hello, why are you being so senti? 40:16.957 --> 40:20.397 We are just graduating, not dying. We will meet again. 40:20.857 --> 40:22.967 Absolutely, brother. We sure will. 40:23.057 --> 40:24.177 Cheers! 40:24.267 --> 40:25.487 They won't meet. 40:25.863 --> 40:28.307 Actually, they won't be able to meet. 40:29.466 --> 40:31.897 They'll get so engrossed with their problems, 40:32.127 --> 40:35.734 the sketch-pen written stupidity of the last day of college, 40:36.617 --> 40:37.997 will just be that, stupidity! 40:38.367 --> 40:41.330 From their PIN code to brocode, everything changes. 40:41.857 --> 40:45.047 Relationships change and so do the emotions. 40:45.407 --> 40:46.877 People change. 40:47.296 --> 40:49.856 Lovers become friends. 40:51.077 --> 40:53.257 And siblings? Spouse! 40:56.047 --> 40:58.783 There's only one scary thing, 41:12.437 --> 41:15.142 "These are the days you will remember." 41:15.222 --> 41:17.917 "Years from now, when you'll be less younger." 41:18.007 --> 41:20.487 "Post-teen spirit, wild out, no limit." 41:20.577 --> 41:23.077 "Dream of anything, you know you gonna get it." 41:23.167 --> 41:25.789 "These are the days you will remember." 41:25.869 --> 41:28.427 "Years from now, when you'll be less younger." 41:28.517 --> 41:31.116 "Post-teen spirit, wild out, no limit." 41:31.196 --> 41:33.747 "Dream of anything, you know you were gonna get it." 41:33.837 --> 41:37.798 "Get it, get it." 41:37.878 --> 41:43.066 "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 41:43.146 --> 41:48.318 "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 41:48.398 --> 41:52.477 "We were gonna get it. Get it, get it, get it, get it." 41:52.567 --> 41:54.607 "Get it, get it." 41:54.697 --> 41:57.057 "Way back when I had this dream, everything was not a meme." 41:57.147 --> 41:59.907 "Hip-hop was not the top of the mainstream." 41:59.997 --> 42:02.627 "The state of mind of this kid of '99," 42:02.707 --> 42:05.377 "reading about Matrix and Fight Club in a magazine." 42:05.467 --> 42:08.951 "And then you grow up to a world that doesn't care, so many voices now," 42:09.031 --> 42:12.237 "but noise is all we hear. The truth has so many faces..." voices now,"