WEBVTT 00:05.180 --> 00:06.246 Hello? 00:06.923 --> 00:08.529 No, she's sleeping. 00:08.743 --> 00:10.515 Okay, should I start? Okay, I'm doing. 00:10.540 --> 00:13.710 "93.5 Red FM. Keep on playing." 00:13.800 --> 00:15.390 "Keep on playing..." 00:19.177 --> 00:22.540 'Greetings. You are listening to Radio Sky 94.6 FM.' 00:24.154 --> 00:27.974 'We have MC Chingari live in the radio station,' 00:28.216 --> 00:30.093 'who will take the calls of her fans.' 00:30.118 --> 00:32.890 'And this is our first caller. Yes sir, your name?' 00:32.915 --> 00:36.045 I'm Ankit speaking from Natti college. 00:36.415 --> 00:39.655 'I want to dedicate a song to Akanksha.' 00:39.815 --> 00:42.695 'And do you want to give Akanksha any message?' 00:43.145 --> 00:45.535 'Yes, tell her to please pick up my call.' 00:45.625 --> 00:48.015 'One minute, why isn't she picking up your call?' 00:48.245 --> 00:50.135 'Actually, we had a fight.' 00:50.335 --> 00:51.875 'A gutter bug like you,' 00:51.965 --> 00:54.895 'who trouble girls, we have a song for them.' 00:55.205 --> 00:56.036 'I'll play that.' 00:56.217 --> 00:58.957 "Stop chasing me, creepy." 00:59.047 --> 01:01.637 Here, your problem is solved. 01:02.592 --> 01:03.662 Let's go. 01:03.752 --> 01:06.532 And listen, stop eating porridge of hostel mess. 01:07.242 --> 01:08.262 And you tell me, 01:08.862 --> 01:11.532 why did you want that radio 92's number? 01:12.072 --> 01:15.232 I wanted for sponsors. 01:15.402 --> 01:18.642 Then it's okay. If you did that cringe things for girlfriends, 01:18.732 --> 01:21.592 like dedicating a song, I will kick you out of the room. 01:22.442 --> 01:24.732 Are you mad? I won't do anything like that. 01:26.342 --> 01:27.822 What is this music playing? 01:32.032 --> 01:33.122 Jhaatu. 01:33.611 --> 01:34.922 What is this going on? 01:36.112 --> 01:37.782 What the fuck? 01:45.499 --> 01:47.852 What? Haven't you seen a clean room before? 01:48.412 --> 01:49.652 And keep your shoes outside from tomorrow, 01:49.742 --> 01:51.072 and don't even bother coming in without bathing. 01:54.952 --> 01:55.882 Oh brother. 01:58.152 --> 02:00.962 Oh brother, who dig a window in the wall? 02:02.502 --> 02:03.942 Window was already there, 02:04.072 --> 02:06.502 there was so much dust that it got mixed with the wall. 02:07.002 --> 02:10.242 But why is this cleaning being done? 02:10.662 --> 02:12.392 Did Jhaatu get a girl again? 02:12.482 --> 02:17.232 Good morning, grandmother... lovers. 02:19.712 --> 02:21.552 Jhaatu, is everything okay? 02:21.842 --> 02:24.562 -I saw a doormat outside. -Jhaatu? 02:24.652 --> 02:26.952 Jatin, not Jhaatu. 02:28.122 --> 02:29.352 Who is this? 02:29.442 --> 02:33.222 Brother, why are you roaming like a 30 rupees curd sorbet in this white shirt? 02:33.582 --> 02:36.512 Only my shirt is loose, not my character. 02:37.852 --> 02:41.042 Jhaatu, you haven't abused in the last 13 words. 02:41.252 --> 02:42.332 It's not feeling right. 02:43.422 --> 02:45.962 You can make this a habit guys. 02:46.102 --> 02:47.772 "You guys". 02:48.112 --> 02:50.262 Jatin, is this poster okay? 02:51.602 --> 02:53.622 Yes, its okay. Works. 02:55.552 --> 02:58.142 Oh, he's contesting election. 02:58.462 --> 03:01.012 Whatever, it's still better than that cringe of girls. 03:01.102 --> 03:02.592 Yes, you dumbs. 03:02.682 --> 03:03.762 Shit. 03:03.852 --> 03:06.862 I can't say even dumb. 03:08.492 --> 03:09.812 Friends, 03:09.902 --> 03:12.412 I, Jatin Kishore, 03:12.502 --> 03:16.182 is standing for the post of GISHA. 03:16.272 --> 03:18.712 -Did he said Disha? -No, he said Isha. 03:18.802 --> 03:21.652 I said GISHA. I said GISHA. 03:21.852 --> 03:24.482 General Secretary of Hostel Affair 03:25.322 --> 03:29.052 The interviewer will ask as about the salary as soon as looking at the resume. 03:29.332 --> 03:30.442 Should we discuss? 03:31.522 --> 03:35.222 Enough of 'Jhaatu drinks', 'Jhaatu betrays', 03:35.312 --> 03:37.282 'Jhaatu scratches his balls in front of everyone'. 03:37.422 --> 03:41.582 O brother, when people will think so negative of me 03:41.672 --> 03:43.672 then how can they vote for me? 03:44.122 --> 03:47.142 That is why, from today till election day, 03:47.232 --> 03:49.212 within my 5 meter radius, 03:49.302 --> 03:51.142 no alcohol, cigarette, 03:51.232 --> 03:54.402 abusing, and even my shadow should be far from me. 03:54.492 --> 03:55.762 And remember, 03:55.852 --> 03:59.952 I made you friends for this exact day. 04:02.892 --> 04:03.982 Ankit. 04:07.672 --> 04:08.532 Let's go. 04:08.622 --> 04:11.052 Thank you. That was amazing. 04:11.302 --> 04:12.432 You are the best. 04:12.632 --> 04:14.862 I mean I know... 04:16.682 --> 04:18.212 Last time we voted for a dumb guy, 04:18.302 --> 04:19.952 and see, no one has got a job. 04:20.042 --> 04:22.092 And he lost by 2 votes too. 04:22.182 --> 04:24.882 Assholes, you voted for me. 04:26.532 --> 04:29.662 And how will you get placed? The whole wing's resume is exactly the same. 04:30.202 --> 04:32.513 And when the interviewer asks "where do you see yourself in five years?" 04:32.593 --> 04:33.812 What do you say? 04:33.902 --> 04:36.372 Stand-up comedian, filmmaker. 04:36.792 --> 04:38.672 I landed all the three jokes at tech-fest. 04:38.762 --> 04:40.574 And I have learned to use the camera in manual mode, 04:40.664 --> 04:42.572 just wait for the art-cinema... 04:42.812 --> 04:45.572 -We will take it this way. -Then you record his stand-up too. 04:46.572 --> 04:48.052 Brother why don't you become my hero? 04:49.722 --> 04:54.112 -Real hero is there. -GISHA sir, greetings, greetings. 04:54.202 --> 04:57.252 You aren't even GISHA and you're ignoring us. 04:57.412 --> 04:59.512 O my older brothers. 04:59.662 --> 05:01.782 -Greetings, brother. -Do it nicely. 05:04.062 --> 05:07.472 I have just ignored your abuses for the last seven years. 05:07.562 --> 05:10.212 Now, if I ignore anything else than this then... 05:10.302 --> 05:12.782 Brother, you will kill it. What are you saying? 05:12.872 --> 05:14.922 We have full confidence that Jhaatu will win. 05:15.012 --> 05:16.222 You have our full support. 05:16.312 --> 05:18.912 And in the whole hostel, who can give competition to Jhaatu, 05:19.162 --> 05:20.652 There's none as such. 05:27.252 --> 05:30.052 And it's important to make a positive image in elections. 05:30.142 --> 05:31.852 Wow, Chanakya is also with us. 05:31.942 --> 05:33.992 Yes, stress is causing hair-fall. 05:34.082 --> 05:35.822 Stress for what? 05:35.912 --> 05:38.542 Jhaatu has almost won. Who else is there? 05:42.612 --> 05:45.662 Brother has burnt cigarettes and other boy's butts. 05:45.752 --> 05:49.312 But look at the symbol, you will win for sure Jhaatu. 05:49.402 --> 05:50.762 Won't lose. 05:50.912 --> 05:53.782 Shridhar brother, please teach me. I have my back exam tomorrow. 05:53.952 --> 05:55.802 And if you won't teach us, we'll fail. 05:57.042 --> 05:59.062 Sorry Shishupal, 05:59.152 --> 06:01.412 I'm going to fill the nominations form. 06:01.602 --> 06:03.332 Let's do one thing, you come in the afternoon. 06:03.812 --> 06:06.372 What? You are going to fill the election form alone? 06:06.762 --> 06:08.262 We will also come, for support. 06:08.702 --> 06:10.122 No, no. Not at all. 06:10.332 --> 06:13.402 It's not a right thing to show power during politics. 06:14.092 --> 06:16.542 I'll go alone. You focus on your studies. 06:16.632 --> 06:18.622 You wait brother, I'll call everyone. 06:18.752 --> 06:22.542 Deshpandey, Katrej, Sambal, Lakshya, Pandit, everyone come. 06:22.632 --> 06:25.062 Shridhar brother is going to fill the nomination form. 06:25.152 --> 06:27.772 And Kashyap, you bring the 'gulaal'. Let's go. 06:28.662 --> 06:30.152 Jatin, you move forward. 06:30.242 --> 06:32.182 We are with you. 06:32.272 --> 06:33.582 Jatin, you move forward. 06:33.672 --> 06:35.352 We are with you. 06:35.442 --> 06:37.002 Jatin, you move forward. 06:37.092 --> 06:38.782 We are with you. 06:38.872 --> 06:40.382 Jatin, you move forward. 06:40.472 --> 06:42.032 -We are with you. -Hey, hey. 06:42.122 --> 06:44.212 Jatin! Vote for Jatin. 06:44.302 --> 06:48.442 Mom, I'm studying to become PhD doctor, someone else will treat your arthritis. 06:48.942 --> 06:51.092 Yes, I'll reach in the evening. S4 Bogie. 06:52.212 --> 06:53.412 Just hang up. 06:54.032 --> 06:57.502 Jhaatu, at least you should have got the print out. That too you took from me. 06:57.592 --> 07:01.412 Sorry, Rishi brother. The website froze, that is why. 07:01.502 --> 07:02.762 The server was down. 07:02.852 --> 07:05.332 Where is this noise coming from? 07:07.662 --> 07:09.462 They might be drinking alcohol and partying during study time. 07:09.552 --> 07:10.662 Everything will be stopped. 07:10.752 --> 07:13.072 Chirag, add this issue to our manifesto too. 07:13.162 --> 07:14.642 -I added. -Very nice. 07:15.082 --> 07:17.972 Manifesto's spelling is wrong in your manifesto. 07:24.502 --> 07:26.492 They will become politician. 07:27.462 --> 07:28.422 Chirag, 07:28.752 --> 07:31.772 In Jatin Kishore, the spelling of Kishore is of Kishore Kumar, 07:31.862 --> 07:33.232 or of Prashant Kishor? 07:35.882 --> 07:37.882 Just write Jatin, like Rajnikanth. 07:37.972 --> 07:39.462 Just like Dhanush. 07:40.072 --> 07:42.212 Wow. You see. 07:43.022 --> 07:45.332 But what can we do? It's hostel election. 07:46.092 --> 07:48.302 Don't underestimate hostel election. 07:48.862 --> 07:51.592 This is much more intense than a housing society elections 07:52.022 --> 07:55.112 and a little bit less that US president elections. 07:56.212 --> 07:58.522 If in US president election, 07:58.612 --> 08:00.952 someone says, I'll bring immigration laws, make me president, 08:01.292 --> 08:02.772 then the number of votes he'll get, 08:03.392 --> 08:05.292 he will get more by saying, 08:05.382 --> 08:09.052 that from tomorrow sweets are free after food, come to mess everyone. 08:09.812 --> 08:12.202 The enthusiasm is the same at both places. 08:12.772 --> 08:16.442 There are two common things in Indian election and hostel election. 08:17.332 --> 08:20.002 False promises and true threats. 08:21.532 --> 08:24.222 And let me tell you, the biggest difference? 08:25.242 --> 08:27.872 A true politician knows his politics, 08:28.902 --> 08:32.372 and they don't even know their syllabus. 08:34.452 --> 08:38.022 Who will lose? A jackal. Who will win? Shridhar. 08:40.162 --> 08:43.572 Bullock, chicken, goat, cow, only Shridhar brother will win. 08:45.142 --> 08:48.212 Gangadhar is Shaktiman, Shridhar is everyone's heartbeat. 08:52.312 --> 08:53.412 Sir, form. 08:54.192 --> 08:55.602 Wow, Shridhar. 08:56.212 --> 08:57.802 The website was working? 09:00.162 --> 09:02.322 All the best, Shridhar. 09:03.042 --> 09:05.362 All the best to you too, Jatin Kishore. 09:07.082 --> 09:08.072 May the best win. 09:28.082 --> 09:29.252 Democracy means, 09:29.902 --> 09:33.972 not only me, you all have to equally participate. 09:34.512 --> 09:37.922 So from today, if anyone has any problem or doubt, 09:38.152 --> 09:40.252 everyone will put it in this suggestion box. 09:40.492 --> 09:43.420 One more thing guys, "is Ankita more hot or Divya?" 09:43.510 --> 09:45.212 don't ask questions like these. 09:45.302 --> 09:47.462 Because everyone knows that Ankita is hotter. 09:49.792 --> 09:51.082 No one will ask. 09:52.462 --> 09:53.602 Thank you. 09:56.422 --> 09:59.142 I know what are your problems. 10:00.082 --> 10:02.182 Exam pressure, right? 10:02.362 --> 10:05.572 Anmol, open up, there is a lot of pressure. 10:06.312 --> 10:08.212 Jatin will help. 10:08.622 --> 10:10.772 From today, till the date of exam, 10:10.862 --> 10:14.902 there will be a guy like Chirag in all of your groups. 10:16.152 --> 10:17.452 Sachin! 10:17.542 --> 10:19.542 -Here. -Take this, these are semester notes. 10:19.682 --> 10:21.722 All important questions are marked in this. 10:21.812 --> 10:23.262 Vote for Jatin. 10:23.352 --> 10:24.792 Vote for Jatin. 10:25.232 --> 10:26.442 Don't you wipe with it. 10:27.002 --> 10:28.482 So friends, don't forget. 10:29.102 --> 10:30.942 Vote for... 10:34.132 --> 10:35.362 Jatin. 10:35.852 --> 10:37.392 -Vote for! -Jatin. 10:37.482 --> 10:39.092 -Vote for! -Jatin. 10:42.982 --> 10:44.552 Vote for Jatin. 10:49.962 --> 10:52.172 Sorry, can I get one more? 10:52.442 --> 10:56.612 Friends, two things irritate us on the night of exam. 10:56.992 --> 10:59.412 First, the hunt for study material, 10:59.592 --> 11:01.732 and second, the quest to jerk off. 11:01.962 --> 11:04.382 Now, I can't do anything for the second one, 11:04.472 --> 11:07.682 but if I become GISHA then, 11:08.292 --> 11:13.822 on the night of exam, tea stall and xerox shop will be open all night. 11:13.912 --> 11:15.582 Applause! 11:16.642 --> 11:19.582 So, if we all drink alcohol in the day, 11:19.672 --> 11:23.232 and tea at night, won't we get acidity the next day in exam? 11:23.322 --> 11:27.342 We shouldn't pick such a careless GISHA. 11:27.432 --> 11:31.292 We should choose a GISHA, who can understand our pain, 11:31.652 --> 11:34.702 who considers us friends, whose name should start with Shri, 11:34.792 --> 11:37.212 and end with 'Dhar'. Vote for Shridhar. 11:37.302 --> 11:38.682 Vote for Shridhar. 11:38.772 --> 11:41.122 -Vote for Shridhar. -Vote for Shridhar. 11:42.762 --> 11:44.862 Asshole. 11:44.952 --> 11:46.342 Vote for Shridhar. 11:46.432 --> 11:49.272 Vote for Shridhar. 11:49.362 --> 11:52.132 Vote for Shridhar. 11:52.222 --> 11:53.842 Vote for Shridhar. 11:55.612 --> 11:57.322 If anyone asks, then tell us, 11:57.412 --> 11:59.742 I taught you to prove Pythagoras theorem in first year. 11:59.832 --> 12:01.702 But that is taught in 8th standard. 12:01.792 --> 12:03.082 What are you talking about? 12:21.672 --> 12:23.212 Not so fast. 12:23.492 --> 12:25.122 Slowly breathe in. 12:25.612 --> 12:27.772 Like, when you smoke a cigarette, 12:28.322 --> 12:30.602 like that, slowly. 12:34.952 --> 12:39.312 What is going on here? I gave you notes and told you to study. Exams are coming. 12:39.402 --> 12:40.892 And I told them not to. 12:42.172 --> 12:44.792 Students are so stressed before the exams. 12:45.572 --> 12:46.612 How would you know? 12:47.572 --> 12:50.512 To get rid of that stress, we need to do yoga. 12:51.152 --> 12:55.462 So stop entering like plastic in this ocean of knowledge. 12:55.742 --> 12:58.732 Hey, Jatin. What kind of notes did you gave? 12:58.822 --> 13:01.492 I'm a Civil student, why did you gave me the notes of mechanical.? 13:01.582 --> 13:03.512 On top of that, all the pages are stuck together. 13:03.602 --> 13:06.822 I separated them all night by licking. My saliva has dried up. 13:07.262 --> 13:09.912 You haven't been elected and you have started doing dumb things. 13:10.002 --> 13:13.722 Jhaatu, get lost otherwise I'll beat your butt in this pose. 13:13.812 --> 13:14.742 No. 13:16.422 --> 13:17.802 Peace. 13:19.592 --> 13:21.952 Jatin, please pass away. 13:22.222 --> 13:24.462 Otherwise I'll complaint to your mom. 13:37.092 --> 13:38.152 Is it tight? 13:38.242 --> 13:41.002 Don't worry, this will show off my body. 13:41.282 --> 13:43.552 Okay, Jatin Kishore, what are your strengths? 13:43.642 --> 13:46.112 I'm very hardworking, I pay attention to minute details, 13:46.202 --> 13:48.392 and I'm very persistent till I attain my goals. 13:48.482 --> 13:49.862 -Exceptional. -Thank you very much. 13:49.952 --> 13:53.042 No, no. With words like exceptional, consistency, team work 13:53.132 --> 13:55.472 say anything with 'and' or 'to', and the rest we will take care of. 13:55.562 --> 13:58.312 It will happen. Our brothers are sitting in soap box. 13:58.402 --> 13:59.902 They won't ask anything hard, I'll handle it. 13:59.992 --> 14:02.572 Jatin! 14:02.762 --> 14:04.162 Come on. 14:04.252 --> 14:06.942 Jatin! Jatin! Jatin! 14:15.519 --> 14:17.912 Jatin! Jatin! Jatin! 14:17.992 --> 14:21.712 Jatin! Jatin! Jatin! 14:21.802 --> 14:25.192 Jatin! Jatin! Jatin! 14:26.792 --> 14:28.362 Welcome to the Soapbox. 14:29.082 --> 14:33.302 Candidates, please proceed and give your statement of purpose. 14:33.392 --> 14:35.462 Come on Jatin. 14:37.425 --> 14:39.532 Jatin! Jatin! Jatin! 14:39.622 --> 14:41.962 I am Jatin Kishore, 14:42.242 --> 14:47.932 from Hostel 3, contesting for General Secretary Hostel Affair. 14:50.372 --> 14:52.922 Jatin! Jatin! 15:00.642 --> 15:02.022 Hello everyone. 15:02.452 --> 15:04.012 My name is Shridhar Vatsa. 15:05.902 --> 15:11.622 Former mess secretary, present PPO holder and your future GISHA. 15:18.182 --> 15:20.782 What will you do for the hostel if you are made GISHA? 15:20.872 --> 15:22.742 We have the student's concern. 15:23.242 --> 15:26.022 They all put their concerns in the suggestion box. 15:26.372 --> 15:30.052 For example sir, someone is not getting hot water at 8 in the morning. 15:30.372 --> 15:34.092 There is network issue from room number 403 to 412. 15:34.182 --> 15:35.102 True. 15:35.192 --> 15:36.582 Someone is finding Divya hot, 15:36.672 --> 15:38.002 I'm really sorry Sir. 15:38.652 --> 15:40.002 He said Divya, right? 15:40.112 --> 15:43.977 Sir, I mean, me and my team will give their 100% 15:44.067 --> 15:45.672 and resolve everyone's concerns 15:50.432 --> 15:53.682 What will you do for the hostel if you are made GISHA? 15:53.772 --> 15:56.862 Not just for the hostel, I will do it for the whole college. 15:56.952 --> 16:00.202 Not for the college, for the whole university... pardon me. 16:00.292 --> 16:02.332 I will die for my country. 16:02.422 --> 16:04.362 Great! 16:04.452 --> 16:06.812 Quiet! Quiet! 16:07.602 --> 16:10.502 O hero? First you give this interview properly. 16:11.112 --> 16:12.250 I'm saying this for everyone, 16:12.340 --> 16:15.402 either take this seriously or get the fuck out of here. 16:17.652 --> 16:19.522 What are your weaknesses? 16:20.012 --> 16:21.592 Sir, I'm over-ambitious. 16:23.492 --> 16:25.912 But I think, looking at the condition of hostel, 16:25.992 --> 16:27.952 that I should remain over-ambitious. 16:30.932 --> 16:34.142 I'm hard-working, I pay attention to minute details 16:34.232 --> 16:37.012 I'm persistent till I attain my goals. 16:37.102 --> 16:39.912 Hello, I'm asking for weaknesses. 16:40.002 --> 16:41.382 Oh, weakness. 16:41.842 --> 16:44.992 Physics, chemistry, and sometimes my knees hurt. 16:50.392 --> 16:52.522 Tell me that why should I vote for you? 16:52.612 --> 16:56.162 With all due respect Sir, I think I don't need to tell you. 16:57.992 --> 16:59.772 Because you are not eligible to vote. 17:00.442 --> 17:04.942 But sir, the eligible very well know that why to vote for Shridhar Vatsa. 17:06.532 --> 17:08.672 Shridhar! Shridhar! 17:08.762 --> 17:10.502 Shridhar! Shridhar! 17:10.592 --> 17:11.942 How many students are there in H3? 17:12.032 --> 17:13.202 -250. -250? 17:13.292 --> 17:14.812 -275. -275? 17:14.902 --> 17:16.092 Trick question, 17:16.652 --> 17:18.582 No one studies in H3, sir. 17:19.162 --> 17:20.269 Asshole, 17:20.359 --> 17:23.232 you don't even know the strength of H3 and you want to become GISHA? 17:26.622 --> 17:27.792 378, Sir. 17:31.262 --> 17:35.512 Actually, I'm very surprised Shridhar that you gave a wrong answer? 17:35.602 --> 17:38.202 Because the answer is 379. 17:39.372 --> 17:40.420 I know that Sir, 17:41.052 --> 17:43.992 actually I haven't involved Jatin Kishore in this, 17:44.502 --> 17:46.952 I think he does not deserve to live in this hostel. 17:47.419 --> 17:49.172 Shut up! 17:51.922 --> 17:54.292 How will you defeat H4 in fest? 17:54.382 --> 17:57.212 I will work hard and pay attention... 17:57.302 --> 17:58.597 Get lost! 18:00.092 --> 18:01.902 Listen, shut up for a moment. 18:02.622 --> 18:05.582 Think about this, if your hostel's GISHA 18:05.672 --> 18:09.752 will be called as "Hey Jhaatu!" how will you feel like? 18:11.252 --> 18:13.342 I'm trying to change my image Sir. 18:13.572 --> 18:14.852 You will change your image? 18:14.942 --> 18:19.542 Brother, in 1947 Veenu Mankad did one run out. 18:19.632 --> 18:22.882 Even if today Ashwin does a run out, it's known as Mankading. 18:22.972 --> 18:25.613 And you asshole, you will change your image in 2 days? 18:25.703 --> 18:27.712 You haven't changed your inner since 3 years. 18:27.802 --> 18:30.052 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 18:30.142 --> 18:32.262 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 18:32.352 --> 18:36.132 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 18:36.222 --> 18:39.842 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 18:42.672 --> 18:45.452 Brother, what happened? You're not feeling bad are you? 18:45.542 --> 18:47.842 No Sir, what to feel bad with friends? 18:47.932 --> 18:51.732 You should feel bad asshole. Are we dumb to be sitting here? 18:51.822 --> 18:54.572 Do one thing, put this sad back story in your butt 18:54.662 --> 18:57.392 and go to any reality show and beg for sympathy. 18:57.482 --> 19:00.532 Because we are not going to vote for you. We are not dumb. 19:00.622 --> 19:02.602 I'm not going to vote for him. 19:04.522 --> 19:08.042 Shridhar! Shridhar! 19:08.132 --> 19:12.374 Shridhar! Shridhar! 19:50.712 --> 19:51.892 Shridhar? 19:52.782 --> 19:53.732 What is the bother? 19:53.822 --> 19:54.962 -Brother! -Asshole! 19:55.052 --> 19:56.802 -My new rules. -Yes. 19:57.562 --> 19:59.222 What Keeda? 19:59.622 --> 20:02.352 Stand straight. Stand straight. 20:03.022 --> 20:08.322 Asshole. You were crawling behind me on the day of nomination. 20:09.612 --> 20:11.012 Betrayed me? 20:11.392 --> 20:14.802 I did? You were talking like that. 20:14.892 --> 20:17.142 -Did you listen to yourself? -Eyes down. 20:17.472 --> 20:19.992 Eyes down when you talk to me. 20:20.362 --> 20:22.182 I'm not dumb. 20:23.452 --> 20:28.602 Asshole, If I lose then it will be because of dumb defector supporters. 20:28.692 --> 20:30.162 Do you understand? 20:31.322 --> 20:33.242 I was not the only one to change my colors. 20:33.662 --> 20:36.442 You are not fitting in this shirt, and this clean image. 20:37.322 --> 20:38.775 I don't know why are you trying to 20:38.865 --> 20:40.892 become what Shridhar is already since 20 years. 20:42.612 --> 20:46.212 Maybe the hostel doesn't know that how big of an asshole you are, 20:46.752 --> 20:51.162 but how big Jhaatu is in the hostel, everyone knows. 20:53.802 --> 20:56.922 And yes, not every bug is bad. 20:57.152 --> 21:00.282 Some become superheroes after getting bit by one. 21:51.392 --> 21:54.982 Good morning, great grandmother fuckers. 21:55.292 --> 21:59.872 Whatever happened before interval, flush it down. Because now, I 22:01.952 --> 22:03.502 pee fire. 22:03.932 --> 22:06.059 Chirag, you will target Nerds. 22:06.149 --> 22:09.152 Jaat, you will target sports people and Ankit you, jerk offs. 22:09.242 --> 22:10.872 That means everyone. 22:11.162 --> 22:15.302 But before that, I want to improve my image again. 22:15.542 --> 22:16.942 I mean, worsen it. 22:30.022 --> 22:33.202 Wow, today everyone started before me. 22:33.292 --> 22:36.542 Shridhar, your yoga is best. Best. 22:36.992 --> 22:38.962 Everything feels easy. 22:39.802 --> 22:42.532 Now, everyone open your eyes slowly. 22:42.822 --> 22:44.522 That is hard. 22:44.892 --> 22:49.682 That party animal gave us two drinks to reduce stress. 22:51.212 --> 22:53.452 Aren't you ashamed coming here drunk? 22:53.942 --> 22:56.902 And who is that uncouth guy who is showing his foot's middle finger? 22:57.262 --> 22:59.942 He is the party animal. 23:02.192 --> 23:03.472 Will you drink? 23:03.702 --> 23:05.712 Slowly take a sip, 23:06.691 --> 23:07.832 and drink fast. 23:08.052 --> 23:10.322 Like you drink your anger. 23:10.632 --> 23:13.502 -Cheers, guys! -Cheers! 23:21.849 --> 23:23.675 Come on! 23:28.952 --> 23:30.502 You must be very happy today. 23:30.792 --> 23:33.802 Man has made computer, not computer has made the man. 23:33.892 --> 23:35.092 You want job? 23:35.382 --> 23:38.782 How much you make us work? Sheru, bring biryani. 23:39.222 --> 23:42.572 Enough, enough. 23:43.082 --> 23:46.112 H3's boys, everyone whatsapp him your roll numbers. 23:46.972 --> 23:49.512 He will put proxy in different voices for everyone. 23:49.602 --> 23:52.112 And no professor will ever know. 23:57.322 --> 23:59.222 -Roll number 5. -Present Sir. 23:59.312 --> 24:00.942 -Roll number 6. -Present Sir. 24:01.032 --> 24:02.972 -Roll number 7. -Present Sir. 24:03.102 --> 24:05.112 -Roll number 8. -Students have stopped attending the lectures. 24:06.172 --> 24:08.052 It's wrong what is happening with hostel's students. 24:08.452 --> 24:09.732 We have to do something. 24:10.852 --> 24:12.697 Is our beta version ready of 'Padha De Bhai? 24:12.787 --> 24:13.692 Yes. 24:13.782 --> 24:14.792 Release it. 24:14.942 --> 24:16.842 -Shridhar Vatsa? -Present Sir. 24:19.202 --> 24:21.532 Guys, Shridhar's study app. 24:21.732 --> 24:23.242 The whole hostel is studying from here. 24:23.332 --> 24:25.522 He's getting praised. What should we do? 24:26.542 --> 24:27.912 It's okay. 24:28.372 --> 24:32.722 If the whole hostel is at one place, then it's good. 24:33.932 --> 24:35.192 Ankit? 25:02.722 --> 25:04.512 Shridhar? 25:04.702 --> 25:08.532 There are many videos getting uploaded from an ID named 'cooldude69'. 25:08.622 --> 25:10.632 The entire attraction is on them. 25:10.722 --> 25:12.132 Which lecture's videos? 25:12.372 --> 25:14.842 Hot teacher teaching thermodynamics? 25:21.022 --> 25:22.392 And why have you liked this? 25:23.772 --> 25:27.452 There was BDSM in it. I couldn't do anything, my hands were tied. 25:30.072 --> 25:32.452 We paid a lot of penalty of 500 rupees. 25:33.122 --> 25:35.912 Now it's the time to have penalty kick of 500 rupees. 25:36.392 --> 25:39.322 I have organized a football tournament for you all. 25:39.412 --> 25:42.552 Every student will put 500 rupees in this box, 25:42.722 --> 25:47.472 And whichever team wins, that team will take all of the money. 25:47.562 --> 25:50.172 Let's start this program. 25:50.262 --> 25:51.912 Shridhar! Shridhar! 25:52.002 --> 25:53.512 Shridhar! Shridhar! 25:53.602 --> 25:55.122 Shridhar! Shridhar! 25:55.212 --> 25:56.982 Shridhar! Shridhar! 25:58.322 --> 25:59.462 Done. 26:00.672 --> 26:03.272 Shridhar brother, I'm very sick, brother. 26:03.362 --> 26:06.232 I want to go to hospital, please give me my 500 rupees. 26:06.792 --> 26:09.562 Keep this money and I will take you to doctor, don't worry. 26:09.652 --> 26:11.642 No brother, I'll go. 26:16.172 --> 26:18.472 [Indistinct chatter] 26:20.042 --> 26:21.892 [Indistinct chatter] 26:21.982 --> 26:23.902 [Indistinct chatter] 26:30.852 --> 26:32.486 Jhaatu? 26:34.042 --> 26:38.822 I earned money by flipping policeman's vehicles in my village. 26:40.462 --> 26:42.852 I was the boy in gaming parlour. 26:43.212 --> 26:47.394 But there I learned, how to flip big elections. 26:48.522 --> 26:49.601 By giving our support. 26:51.612 --> 26:55.022 Do you want my support? 26:56.142 --> 26:57.862 Vote for Jhaatu. 26:57.952 --> 26:59.242 Vote for Jhaatu. 26:59.332 --> 27:00.632 Vote for... 27:00.722 --> 27:03.202 Vote for Jhaatu. 27:03.292 --> 27:05.222 Vote for Jhaatu. 27:05.312 --> 27:07.652 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 27:11.982 --> 27:15.582 Wait a minute, who Jhaatu? He has a small dick. 27:15.672 --> 27:17.692 He doesn't even have a dick. 27:17.782 --> 27:18.952 Jhaatu is small brother. 27:19.042 --> 27:21.112 If he had a dick, we would have called him dickhead. 27:24.098 --> 27:26.392 How can Jhaatu win? 27:26.482 --> 27:28.022 What should we do about him brother? 27:29.722 --> 27:31.442 Now he is at my level. 27:31.692 --> 27:34.632 Let's go and meet his... mom. 27:34.962 --> 27:38.042 Chirag, get his emergency contact from registry. 27:38.932 --> 27:41.392 Sorry, I have stopped talking to parents. 27:43.452 --> 27:45.792 Hello, is Shridhar there? 27:45.882 --> 27:46.982 Who is this? 27:47.162 --> 27:51.002 Uncle, I'm his friend. Actually, he's standing in election 27:51.092 --> 27:53.112 so I wanted to congratulate him. 27:53.202 --> 27:54.072 What? 27:54.162 --> 27:57.832 That rascal is standing in election? He can't study properly. 27:57.922 --> 28:02.092 I paid so much money to put him in college, and he's doing this? 28:02.352 --> 28:05.062 You wait, I will tell him. 28:05.152 --> 28:07.742 He won't be fighting any election, he's dead now. 28:08.242 --> 28:09.172 Understood? 28:09.262 --> 28:11.742 [Indistinct voice] 28:13.037 --> 28:15.461 [Indistinct voice] 28:20.092 --> 28:21.632 I will make sure... 28:21.722 --> 28:24.692 I will make sure that each student excels in every field. 28:24.782 --> 28:28.222 And such responsibility should not be given in such hands. 28:28.392 --> 28:33.662 And I will make sure that such party animals are eradicated from the college. 28:33.842 --> 28:36.392 I get that we all are animals, 28:36.732 --> 28:40.212 but this hostel needs non veg eating animal lovers. 28:40.302 --> 28:42.652 Not a ring master, Mr. Shridhar. 28:44.732 --> 28:49.102 He is not the right candidate for you guys, he can only do hooliganism. 28:49.192 --> 28:51.108 If I had done hooliganism, 28:51.198 --> 28:53.112 would you have been able to reach this debate round? 28:53.592 --> 28:56.612 As much you have hair on your head, I have more hands than that over my head. 29:00.442 --> 29:05.192 Guys, guys. He is not even maintaining the decor... decorum of the stage. 29:05.652 --> 29:07.742 At least try to speak in English. 29:10.152 --> 29:13.544 Oh, My darling. 29:14.062 --> 29:17.762 I have came here from Jhagua to do B.tech, not English Honors. 29:20.012 --> 29:22.992 I'll not only be your leader, I'll be your best friend. 29:23.172 --> 29:27.842 Has anyone felt the need for a friend in hostel? 29:27.932 --> 29:29.272 No! 29:29.362 --> 29:34.732 I got asked that what qualities were there in me to become GISHA? 29:35.192 --> 29:36.302 I'll tell today, 29:37.402 --> 29:41.942 I, Jatin Kishore, who's called Jhaatu here with respect. 29:42.212 --> 29:45.422 I, will stand with you at every point, 29:46.392 --> 29:48.592 while puking after drinking alcohol. 29:48.982 --> 29:53.342 while making chits on exam night. While giving intro to a girl. 29:54.082 --> 29:56.952 We need a family here in hostel. 29:57.682 --> 30:00.592 For professors, we go to the college. 30:02.452 --> 30:07.378 I will not make you study, I will make you have fun. 30:15.912 --> 30:17.432 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 30:17.522 --> 30:18.972 Jhaatu! 30:19.062 --> 30:21.092 Jhaatu won! Jhaatu won! 30:21.182 --> 30:26.792 See? It's not necessary that only those win in election who are good at work. 30:27.492 --> 30:30.372 Sometimes those win the election who are good at elections. 30:31.272 --> 30:32.260 By the way, 30:32.350 --> 30:36.822 we voters are not that innocent as much as we villainize the politicians. 30:37.502 --> 30:42.142 Because, during a discussion with friends, 30:42.382 --> 30:45.042 we give some reasons of why we supported a candidate. 30:45.932 --> 30:48.852 But the real reason, for which you voted, 30:49.592 --> 30:51.112 only you know that. 30:51.972 --> 30:55.632 Sometimes, you can't even say these reasons in front of your friends. 30:55.892 --> 30:57.042 Right? 30:57.382 --> 30:59.042 So bottom line, 30:59.642 --> 31:02.762 the people should be a part of politics in democracy. 31:03.682 --> 31:05.692 Not of politics of democracy. 31:06.622 --> 31:07.492 Tell me one thing? 31:08.592 --> 31:10.372 Who did you support of these two? 31:12.522 --> 31:14.092 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 31:14.182 --> 31:15.442 Jhaatu! Jhaatu! 31:15.532 --> 31:16.762 Move on! 31:16.932 --> 31:18.182 Jhaatu! 31:18.502 --> 31:20.682 Hey Ankit, you forgot? 31:20.822 --> 31:22.682 Give me my 101 rupees. 31:22.772 --> 31:26.322 I won the election, but you still didn't break up with Akanksha. 31:28.692 --> 31:32.592 He's so cute, it's good that you didn't break up with him. 31:32.682 --> 31:35.052 As if he'll break up with Akanksha. n't break up with him.