WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.500 align:center Ankit, move your hand. 00:00:01.500 --> 00:00:04.400 align:center Akku, trust me I'm way more excited than you. 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:06.290 align:center -Just two minutes. -No. 00:00:06.290 --> 00:00:08.110 align:center You haven't washed your hands after eating jhalmuri again, 00:00:08.110 --> 00:00:09.470 align:center the spices are going into my eyes. 00:00:09.470 --> 00:00:11.960 align:center You only tell that you like spicy. 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:14.680 align:center I like it in my mouth. Who likes it in their eyes? 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:15.680 align:center Sorry. 00:00:15.680 --> 00:00:17.270 align:center Rubbish. 00:00:17.270 --> 00:00:20.390 align:center You are making me walk down the stairs blindfolded, if I fall... 00:00:20.390 --> 00:00:24.610 align:center If you fall today, it'd be in Ankit's love. 00:00:24.610 --> 00:00:27.240 align:center Last step, last step. That's it. 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:29.730 align:center Come on. Slowly. 00:00:29.730 --> 00:00:32.350 align:center Now, open your eyes. 00:00:32.350 --> 00:00:35.890 align:center Surprise. Happy Anniversary. 00:00:35.890 --> 00:00:39.080 align:center Ankit this is beautiful, you decorated the whole auditorium for me. 00:00:39.080 --> 00:00:41.550 align:center But why did you inflate these balloons so small? 00:00:41.550 --> 00:00:43.760 align:center The decoration is of this morning. 00:00:43.760 --> 00:00:46.570 align:center Today is that AIDS awareness day, these are for that. 00:00:46.570 --> 00:00:48.420 align:center Oh, where are all the people? 00:00:48.420 --> 00:00:49.230 align:center Keeda. 00:00:49.230 --> 00:00:50.080 align:center What. 00:00:50.080 --> 00:00:51.060 align:center Anyway, 00:00:51.060 --> 00:00:52.240 align:center Happy Anniversary. 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:54.980 align:center You want to keep a watch on smarty by giving smart watch? 00:00:54.980 --> 00:00:56.060 align:center Smarty pants? 00:00:56.060 --> 00:00:56.990 align:center No. 00:00:56.990 --> 00:00:58.068 align:center I gave this to you 00:00:58.068 --> 00:01:00.261 align:center so that you don't give me vague reasons like phone was on silent, 00:01:00.261 --> 00:01:01.760 align:center I missed the call and all that. 00:01:01.760 --> 00:01:03.060 align:center What did you bring for me? 00:01:03.060 --> 00:01:06.580 align:center I have brought something for you which is beautiful just like you. 00:01:06.580 --> 00:01:07.660 align:center Wait a minute. 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:09.200 align:center Mushroom flowers. 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:11.830 align:center Extremely high in vitamin D and toxins. 00:01:11.830 --> 00:01:14.340 align:center Flowers to get you deflowered. 00:01:14.340 --> 00:01:16.220 align:center These... 00:01:16.220 --> 00:01:17.420 align:center Where did you get these from? 00:01:17.420 --> 00:01:20.040 align:center These? These grew up behind B wing only. 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:21.450 align:center Ankit, isn't there a gutter there? 00:01:21.450 --> 00:01:24.940 align:center Correct. But there is also a tap beside the gutter. 00:01:24.940 --> 00:01:27.820 align:center I have washed it there and brought it, fresh. 00:01:27.820 --> 00:01:31.080 align:center Akku, you are so cute. 00:01:31.080 --> 00:01:35.060 align:center You think that I'll bring only one gift for my girlfriend, seriously? 00:01:35.060 --> 00:01:36.760 align:center Do you remember what you said to me? 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:39.270 align:center You love MC Chingari right? 00:01:39.270 --> 00:01:43.130 align:center You brought me the concert tickets for MC Chingari? 00:01:43.130 --> 00:01:48.150 align:center I have brought the whole MC Chingari for you. 00:01:48.150 --> 00:01:52.230 align:center Yo Chingari, spit some fire. 00:01:52.230 --> 00:01:55.700 align:center Yo yo yo, MC Chingari in the house. 00:01:55.700 --> 00:01:58.140 align:center "A lie always results in a crow bite. Caw Caw." 00:01:58.140 --> 00:02:00.590 align:center "And hearing my rap, guys say, wow, wow." 00:02:00.590 --> 00:02:04.290 align:center "Have it, a mustard green, I have fire of years within." 00:02:04.290 --> 00:02:07.240 align:center "And the guys change their form like a snake." 00:02:07.240 --> 00:02:08.380 align:center Shut up Nabomita. 00:02:08.380 --> 00:02:12.130 align:center Yuck, Ankit. You are so stingy. 00:02:12.130 --> 00:02:14.180 align:center You ask me to pay for every date. 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:17.560 align:center If the waiter puts the bill in the middle then stop pushing it to my side. 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:19.770 align:center Last time, you even asked me for money to buy condom. 00:02:19.770 --> 00:02:20.751 align:center And you ate candy 00:02:20.751 --> 00:02:22.670 align:center of the rest of the loose change that too of the same flavor. 00:02:22.670 --> 00:02:25.180 align:center I have said sorry three times for 'achari masti'. 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:26.620 align:center And it's your fault too. 00:02:26.620 --> 00:02:28.460 align:center Who asked you to get with me at the month end? 00:02:28.460 --> 00:02:30.810 align:center I don't even have money to buy dates, how could I take you to dates? 00:02:30.810 --> 00:02:33.850 align:center Really? And what about the money you keep lending to your other friend? 00:02:33.850 --> 00:02:34.680 align:center Other friend? 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:36.540 align:center Friends, not friend. 00:02:36.540 --> 00:02:38.360 align:center You give the money for my subscription. 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:41.210 align:center -I'll return you afterwards. -Hi! 00:02:41.210 --> 00:02:45.400 align:center That I gave only for one time. 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:46.650 align:center One time? 00:02:46.650 --> 00:02:49.740 align:center You pay for 'Khooni Hathiyar'. I'll return you the money afterwards. 00:02:49.740 --> 00:02:53.770 align:center Give the money for this sick person, I'll... 00:02:53.770 --> 00:02:56.820 align:center Come on. Chirag's parents are very strict. 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:58.510 align:center For them he's not their son, he's an account. 00:02:58.510 --> 00:03:00.080 align:center They cut TDS from his pocket money. 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:02.840 align:center That is why I lend money to him sometimes. 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:06.580 align:center Ankit, you take the money back in lending. 00:03:06.580 --> 00:03:08.590 align:center I'm saying because I care for you. 00:03:08.590 --> 00:03:11.220 align:center Be clear with your friendship, don't let money mess it up. 00:03:11.220 --> 00:03:13.180 align:center Okay. 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:16.210 align:center From now on, you'll never get to know about any of my lending. 00:03:16.210 --> 00:03:18.350 align:center Because I won't lend only. 00:03:18.350 --> 00:03:21.090 align:center And I'll also ask for all the money I've lent. 00:03:21.090 --> 00:03:22.621 align:center He told at home that he got a D in the subject, 00:03:22.621 --> 00:03:23.590 align:center then he got into trouble from home. 00:03:23.590 --> 00:03:26.640 align:center -He got into trouble? -Yes. Fail. 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:27.580 align:center That's nice. 00:03:27.580 --> 00:03:28.920 align:center -That's not nice. -He deserves to be in trouble. 00:03:28.920 --> 00:03:29.790 align:center Brother? 00:03:29.790 --> 00:03:31.440 align:center Give the money. 00:03:31.440 --> 00:03:34.590 align:center I forgot my wallet. You give it for now, I'll return it to you later. 00:03:34.590 --> 00:03:38.560 align:center Crypto Currency's blockchain must have been invented in a hostel only. 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:41.150 align:center Here, the chain of lending is so big, 00:03:41.150 --> 00:03:43.040 align:center that from the first block of hostel 1... 00:03:43.040 --> 00:03:44.690 align:center till the last block of hostel 4, 00:03:44.690 --> 00:03:46.100 align:center it covers everything. 00:03:46.100 --> 00:03:48.190 align:center Even then, it never gets over. 00:03:48.190 --> 00:03:50.140 align:center -Take this. -Oh shit. 00:03:50.140 --> 00:03:52.740 align:center "50 rupees received." 00:03:52.740 --> 00:03:55.120 align:center Because, in hostel, lending is not a favour. 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:58.180 align:center But a currency in itself as a whole. 00:03:58.180 --> 00:04:00.470 align:center The whole hostel runs on this only. 00:04:00.470 --> 00:04:01.752 align:center Sir, I wanted to pay the fees. 00:04:01.752 --> 00:04:04.120 align:center There is 10 rupees less in it. I can give it to you later, right? 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:05.150 align:center It doesn't work like that. 00:04:05.150 --> 00:04:06.480 align:center Sir, I'll give it to you in one or two days. 00:04:06.480 --> 00:04:07.755 align:center Kid, this is college. 00:04:07.755 --> 00:04:09.219 align:center Here, you might pay less attention in class 00:04:09.219 --> 00:04:10.290 align:center but you'd have to pay the full fees. 00:04:10.290 --> 00:04:12.260 align:center -Please friend. -Mind your language. 00:04:12.260 --> 00:04:15.050 align:center I'm not your friend. Go and bring full fees. 00:04:15.050 --> 00:04:16.080 align:center Sorry Sir. 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:17.220 align:center Friend it seems! 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:21.195 align:center Because, money keeps coming and going amongst friends. 00:04:21.195 --> 00:04:22.615 align:center But the problem arises, 00:04:22.615 --> 00:04:25.223 align:center when this same money comes in between friendship. 00:04:25.223 --> 00:04:26.763 align:center I forgot the count. 00:04:26.763 --> 00:04:28.263 align:center They have made the noodles so nice. 00:04:28.263 --> 00:04:30.573 align:center -If someone's maths is strong, then please help me out. -I'll do it. 00:04:30.573 --> 00:04:32.643 align:center By rounding off, a hundred each. 00:04:32.643 --> 00:04:33.383 align:center A hundred each. 00:04:33.383 --> 00:04:34.243 align:center Hundred. 00:04:34.243 --> 00:04:37.743 align:center Ankit, pay for me, I'll return it to you afterwards. 00:04:37.743 --> 00:04:38.713 align:center Okay. 00:04:38.713 --> 00:04:40.663 align:center -Chirag? -Yes? 00:04:40.663 --> 00:04:42.503 align:center I didn't bring money today. 00:04:42.503 --> 00:04:44.523 align:center So, pay for me as well? 00:04:44.523 --> 00:04:47.553 align:center Ankit, if I had brought money then why would I have asked you? 00:04:47.553 --> 00:04:48.813 align:center Is he dumb or what? 00:04:48.813 --> 00:04:50.303 align:center We didn't order dessert today? 00:04:50.303 --> 00:04:54.083 align:center You bring from the room, we will wait here. 00:04:54.083 --> 00:04:56.973 align:center You can also bring, we all will wait. 00:04:56.973 --> 00:05:00.323 align:center You mean to pay your bill, I should go to the room alone? 00:05:00.323 --> 00:05:03.483 align:center So to pay your bill, I should go to the room alone? 00:05:03.483 --> 00:05:04.713 align:center Yes, go. 00:05:04.713 --> 00:05:06.813 align:center I have lent you so much. You can do this at least for me. 00:05:06.813 --> 00:05:09.703 align:center Ankit, if you have lent me then you could have it back. 00:05:09.703 --> 00:05:11.503 align:center There is no need to bring it all up now in front of everyone. 00:05:11.503 --> 00:05:12.785 align:center I'm counting because I don't have unlimited money, 00:05:12.785 --> 00:05:14.278 align:center if you borrowed the money, then return it. 00:05:14.278 --> 00:05:17.518 align:center I'm bringing it up because I don't have any treasure, okay? 00:05:17.518 --> 00:05:18.938 align:center If you have borrowed, then return it to me. 00:05:18.938 --> 00:05:19.908 align:center Okay. 00:05:19.908 --> 00:05:22.868 align:center You'll get all of your money till the end of the month. 00:05:22.868 --> 00:05:23.838 align:center Of the next month. 00:05:23.838 --> 00:05:25.088 align:center I should get it. 00:05:25.088 --> 00:05:28.328 align:center Because Ankit Pandey, doesn't give anyone even a rupee extra. 00:05:28.328 --> 00:05:29.978 align:center Take this. Keep the change. 00:05:29.978 --> 00:05:31.554 align:center Do you have any shame left in your eyes 00:05:31.554 --> 00:05:33.948 align:center or have you covered it with the glasses of money, Pandey? 00:05:33.948 --> 00:05:36.208 align:center One second, why should Pandey be ashamed? 00:05:36.208 --> 00:05:38.338 align:center Because he has done such a thing. 00:05:38.338 --> 00:05:40.768 align:center Keeping tabs with friends. Such a low life. 00:05:40.768 --> 00:05:43.628 align:center Oh, so a person can't ask for the money back after lending? 00:05:43.628 --> 00:05:45.778 align:center That way the lender is the dumbest person. 00:05:45.778 --> 00:05:47.358 align:center Then he shouldn't have done the dumb thing at the first place. 00:05:47.358 --> 00:05:48.980 align:center At least our friend who is like Mother India, 00:05:48.980 --> 00:05:51.218 align:center wouldn't have had to get humiliated in front of everyone today. 00:05:51.218 --> 00:05:54.028 align:center Here's the thing Mr. Jaat. Ankit has asked for his money back. 00:05:54.028 --> 00:05:55.666 align:center Otherwise given the time that has passed since the money has been lent, 00:05:55.666 --> 00:05:56.598 align:center the interest has also got to be counted over the principle amount. 00:05:56.598 --> 00:05:58.488 align:center You must know. 00:05:58.488 --> 00:05:59.558 align:center Akku, leave it. 00:05:59.558 --> 00:06:01.818 align:center -He started first. -No, leave the Hariyanvi. 00:06:01.818 --> 00:06:03.468 align:center And what interest are you talking about? 00:06:03.468 --> 00:06:06.208 align:center Don't forget, that every semester this Mother India, 00:06:06.208 --> 00:06:08.698 align:center has made this guy pass the exams. 00:06:08.698 --> 00:06:09.808 align:center -Jhaatu, enough. -It's okay. 00:06:09.808 --> 00:06:13.478 align:center Oh, so this guy should pay Mother India back for the rest of his life? 00:06:13.478 --> 00:06:14.738 align:center Look at it brothers. 00:06:14.738 --> 00:06:18.028 align:center This girl has sold the motherhood of Mother India in the market. 00:06:18.028 --> 00:06:18.938 align:center Jaat, enough. 00:06:18.938 --> 00:06:21.378 align:center This is the anger of Mother India. 00:06:21.378 --> 00:06:23.198 align:center Stop calling me Mother India. 00:06:23.198 --> 00:06:24.288 align:center All this is because of you. 00:06:24.288 --> 00:06:28.038 align:center Ankit, you'll get all of your money back by the end of the month. 00:06:28.038 --> 00:06:30.958 align:center After that, don't show me your traitor face anymore. 00:06:30.958 --> 00:06:33.108 align:center -He called me a traitor? -Chill. 00:06:33.108 --> 00:06:34.518 align:center Calm down. 00:06:34.518 --> 00:06:38.528 align:center That bag of flour's dad won't have had fed him as many pizzas as I have. 00:06:38.528 --> 00:06:42.148 align:center I'm not a bag of flour, whom you can knead with your feet and make a bread. 00:06:42.148 --> 00:06:44.258 align:center The same guy who used to drink juice from my glass, 00:06:44.258 --> 00:06:46.218 align:center is telling me to not show my face again? 00:06:46.218 --> 00:06:49.168 align:center What was he telling? "I don't have any treasure." 00:06:49.168 --> 00:06:52.698 align:center If the guy who counts every ten rupees, can afford something of Kuber, 00:06:52.698 --> 00:06:54.398 align:center then that would be just his tobacco. 00:06:54.398 --> 00:06:55.866 align:center We have been explaining this to you since so long, 00:06:55.866 --> 00:06:57.358 align:center these guys are not loyal to anyone. 00:06:57.358 --> 00:07:01.358 align:center Why did you have to say that you will return the money? Are you a mutual fund? 00:07:01.358 --> 00:07:04.328 align:center Hostel life doesn't run by lending money always. 00:07:04.328 --> 00:07:08.118 align:center True hostel life is run by borrowing money. Got it? 00:07:08.118 --> 00:07:11.528 align:center It's an art to not lend money. Learn from the Mallya. 00:07:11.528 --> 00:07:14.478 align:center Borrowing money is a craft. Learn from Mallya. 00:07:14.478 --> 00:07:16.838 align:center We will teach you. Don't worry. 00:07:16.838 --> 00:07:18.478 align:center We will teach you. 00:07:18.478 --> 00:07:20.568 align:center Why are you so scared? 00:07:20.568 --> 00:07:22.648 align:center Huh? 00:07:22.648 --> 00:07:24.898 align:center Money is just the dirt of hands. 00:07:24.898 --> 00:07:27.168 align:center And dirt always gets settled in the corner. 00:07:27.168 --> 00:07:29.688 align:center That is why, today onwards, any bill of more than 50 rupees, 00:07:29.688 --> 00:07:32.088 align:center you will keep it in your secret pocket. Okay? 00:07:32.088 --> 00:07:34.358 align:center But I keep your photo there. 00:07:34.358 --> 00:07:36.328 align:center What? Are we still a secret? 00:07:36.328 --> 00:07:37.238 align:center Anyway, 00:07:37.238 --> 00:07:39.018 align:center Mug up all the technical difficulties. 00:07:39.018 --> 00:07:42.558 align:center All are important. Debit card is scratched, KYC is not done, 00:07:42.558 --> 00:07:45.198 align:center phone's screen is broken so OTP is not visible. 00:07:45.198 --> 00:07:47.678 align:center But my screen is okay. 00:07:47.678 --> 00:07:49.258 align:center It isn't anymore. 00:07:49.258 --> 00:07:53.818 align:center Ankit, now do exactly as I say. 00:07:53.818 --> 00:07:58.408 align:center To pay your half bill, you need to have your full confidence. 00:07:58.408 --> 00:08:00.958 align:center No matter however long it has been since the bill arrived, 00:08:00.958 --> 00:08:04.098 align:center let the other person pay first. 00:08:04.098 --> 00:08:06.158 align:center Ankit, you have to wait. 00:08:06.158 --> 00:08:08.968 align:center You have to be Internet Explorer, not Firefox. 00:08:08.968 --> 00:08:10.778 align:center The turtle always wins. 00:08:10.778 --> 00:08:13.238 align:center Think about the entry of hero of a South Indian film. 00:08:13.238 --> 00:08:16.918 align:center Just take it slow. Okay? 00:08:16.918 --> 00:08:18.708 align:center Ankit! 00:08:18.708 --> 00:08:20.558 align:center Just relax. 00:08:20.558 --> 00:08:24.998 align:center Ankit, open your eyes. Open your eyes, relax. 00:08:24.998 --> 00:08:26.808 align:center Take a deep breath. 00:08:26.808 --> 00:08:28.558 align:center How much has it been? 00:08:28.558 --> 00:08:29.568 align:center 100? 00:08:29.568 --> 00:08:33.188 align:center Bro, wait. I'll pay half of it. 00:08:33.188 --> 00:08:34.118 align:center Thank you. 00:08:34.118 --> 00:08:35.138 align:center Should we order something? 00:08:35.138 --> 00:08:37.208 align:center Never order food yourself. 00:08:37.208 --> 00:08:40.068 align:center Uncle, one desi noodles with mayonnaise. 00:08:40.068 --> 00:08:41.908 align:center Yes. How are you? 00:08:41.908 --> 00:08:43.378 align:center How are you? Will you have something? 00:08:43.378 --> 00:08:44.558 align:center No, no. 00:08:44.558 --> 00:08:45.918 align:center You have it. 00:08:45.918 --> 00:08:49.098 align:center Look at the food of your friend in such a way, 00:08:49.098 --> 00:08:52.308 align:center that he can see the whole country's deficit in your eyes. 00:08:52.308 --> 00:08:54.478 align:center He should be able to see the hunger of Africa's kids. 00:08:54.478 --> 00:08:56.988 align:center He should be able to look at the chance of becoming Angelina Jolie. 00:08:56.988 --> 00:08:59.288 align:center Uncle, give one each to these orphans as well. 00:08:59.288 --> 00:09:01.688 align:center Chirag, the best credit is the one... 00:09:01.688 --> 00:09:03.608 align:center which you don't even have to ask for. 00:09:03.608 --> 00:09:06.628 align:center That's it. 00:09:06.628 --> 00:09:07.948 align:center How much? 00:09:07.948 --> 00:09:09.548 align:center -32 rupees. -Here you go. 00:09:09.548 --> 00:09:10.508 align:center Bring change. 00:09:10.508 --> 00:09:12.528 align:center You bring please. You will get it too. 00:09:12.528 --> 00:09:14.578 align:center Why will they give me? What do I look like? 00:09:14.578 --> 00:09:15.908 align:center Auto driver, what else? 00:09:15.908 --> 00:09:17.708 align:center Is it? I look like an auto driver? 00:09:17.708 --> 00:09:19.308 align:center -Then they will give you more easily, -Why? 00:09:19.308 --> 00:09:20.268 align:center Because you look like a beggar. 00:09:20.268 --> 00:09:22.408 align:center Hey! Don't speak rubbish. 00:09:22.408 --> 00:09:24.948 align:center Have you ever stopped on showing hand for a single time? 00:09:24.948 --> 00:09:26.938 align:center You people sit at the back of auto rickshaw and kiss each other. 00:09:26.938 --> 00:09:28.348 align:center Have you ever stopped when I stared at you for a single time? 00:09:28.348 --> 00:09:30.718 align:center This is getting a bit too much now. This is my hostel. Behave here. 00:09:30.718 --> 00:09:31.848 align:center Don't speak too much. 00:09:31.848 --> 00:09:33.038 align:center Just a minute. 00:09:33.038 --> 00:09:35.238 align:center Take your 32 rupees, and leave. 00:09:35.238 --> 00:09:36.378 align:center Can I sit? 00:09:36.378 --> 00:09:38.518 align:center Depends on your center of gravity. 00:09:38.518 --> 00:09:40.288 align:center Give me a cup of tea, Goody. 00:09:40.288 --> 00:09:41.268 align:center Thank you. 00:09:41.268 --> 00:09:42.448 align:center For what? 00:09:42.448 --> 00:09:44.698 align:center For the auto fare. 00:09:44.698 --> 00:09:47.408 align:center I don't keep tabs of such small things. 00:09:47.408 --> 00:09:50.588 align:center By the way, talking of keeping tabs, you are hungry for money. Right? 00:09:50.588 --> 00:09:53.018 align:center Brother, return it later. Don't worry about it. 00:09:53.018 --> 00:09:53.998 align:center No. 00:09:53.998 --> 00:09:56.734 align:center Even today, Chirag Bansal picks up thrown money 00:09:56.734 --> 00:09:58.268 align:center and returns it by the month end. 00:09:58.268 --> 00:10:01.148 align:center Chirag, there is no hurry. 00:10:01.148 --> 00:10:02.798 align:center Keep the change. 00:10:02.798 --> 00:10:04.948 align:center Asshole, this is change only. 00:10:04.948 --> 00:10:05.910 align:center You have taken thousands from me, 00:10:05.910 --> 00:10:06.809 align:center and now you are giving me Amitabh Bachhan's dialogue 00:10:06.809 --> 00:10:07.958 align:center by giving me just 100 rupees. 00:10:07.958 --> 00:10:10.008 align:center Even KBC starts from 1000 rupees. 00:10:10.008 --> 00:10:13.028 align:center 100 rupees? And what about the 32 rupees I gave outside? 00:10:13.028 --> 00:10:14.668 align:center It's one hundred and thirty-two. 00:10:14.668 --> 00:10:19.628 align:center And just like this, by giving 132 rupees everytime, I'll clear all your debt. 00:10:19.628 --> 00:10:22.158 align:center The way you are showing me your 32 teeth after giving me 132 rupees, 00:10:22.158 --> 00:10:24.448 align:center don't forget I have made your crying stop in this hostel. 00:10:24.448 --> 00:10:27.058 align:center But your whining is still going on. 00:10:27.058 --> 00:10:28.451 align:center The way you lick Jaat and Jhaatu's butts, 00:10:28.451 --> 00:10:29.838 align:center if it weren't for me, Jaat and Jhaatu would have kicked your butt. 00:10:29.838 --> 00:10:31.418 align:center And the same Akanksha... 00:10:31.418 --> 00:10:32.812 align:center in whose arms you're always there these days, 00:10:32.812 --> 00:10:35.558 align:center I'm sure even she is frustrated with your stinky armpits. 00:10:35.558 --> 00:10:37.268 align:center I'll use deodorant for that. 00:10:37.268 --> 00:10:40.108 align:center But there is no spray to kill a leech like you. 00:10:40.108 --> 00:10:41.238 align:center Enough. 00:10:41.238 --> 00:10:43.688 align:center Clear all of my debt right now. 00:10:43.688 --> 00:10:44.868 align:center Leech? 00:10:44.868 --> 00:10:47.348 align:center You want to clear the debt of your money? 00:10:47.348 --> 00:10:48.238 align:center Okay. 00:10:48.238 --> 00:10:50.388 align:center Then clear the debt of my favours as well. 00:10:50.388 --> 00:10:53.838 align:center The same Chirag who used to talk to his mom for 45 minutes during exam time, 00:10:53.838 --> 00:10:56.778 align:center got to talk to her for only 36 minutes in order to teach you. 00:10:56.778 --> 00:10:59.648 align:center Return me those 9 minutes and sweet mama time. 00:10:59.648 --> 00:11:02.243 align:center You've disrupted my prime music recommendations 00:11:02.243 --> 00:11:04.548 align:center by listening to romantic music. 00:11:04.548 --> 00:11:06.908 align:center Give me my old algorithm back. 00:11:06.908 --> 00:11:11.188 align:center Third floor's washroom is far, so you always took me to pee. 00:11:11.188 --> 00:11:13.938 align:center Return my extra piss. 00:11:13.938 --> 00:11:17.488 align:center I'll clear your debt of money today or tomorrow, Ankit. 00:11:17.488 --> 00:11:20.678 align:center But how will you repay my debt of friendship? Tell me. 00:11:20.678 --> 00:11:21.748 align:center Leech. 00:11:21.748 --> 00:11:22.688 align:center What? 00:11:22.688 --> 00:11:23.608 align:center I don't know about the other things, 00:11:23.608 --> 00:11:25.938 align:center but I'll surely return your piss with interest. 00:11:25.938 --> 00:11:28.338 align:center Akku and Nabo have saved me. 00:11:28.338 --> 00:11:30.798 align:center Yes, go and sit on their lap. 00:11:30.798 --> 00:11:33.858 align:center Anyway, amongst men like Jaat, Jhaatu and me, 00:11:33.858 --> 00:11:34.968 align:center you won't be able to survive. 00:11:34.968 --> 00:11:35.898 align:center Get lost. 00:11:35.898 --> 00:11:39.228 align:center Why do you always talk about money, why do you die over it? 00:11:39.228 --> 00:11:42.808 align:center Because, capitalism. Now I'll tell one about poverty. 00:11:42.808 --> 00:11:45.668 align:center Income 8 cents, expenditure? 00:11:45.668 --> 00:11:46.728 align:center Yes. 00:11:46.728 --> 00:11:48.348 align:center Look, the bottom line is... 00:11:48.348 --> 00:11:49.878 align:center that to return the debt of money 00:11:49.878 --> 00:11:52.128 align:center there are a lot of banks available from Grameen Bank to the World Bank. 00:11:52.128 --> 00:11:54.178 align:center But to repay the debt of friendship, 00:11:54.178 --> 00:11:56.468 align:center there is no bank in the whole World. 00:11:56.468 --> 00:11:57.518 align:center Yes. 00:11:57.518 --> 00:11:58.574 align:center Guys? 00:11:58.574 --> 00:12:02.094 align:center Brother, one blue pen, one black pen, one red pen, one parker pen, 00:12:02.094 --> 00:12:05.134 align:center one gel pen, one ball pen and an extra pen too. 00:12:05.134 --> 00:12:06.964 align:center I'll take it myself. How much? 00:12:06.964 --> 00:12:08.234 align:center 450 rupees. 00:12:08.234 --> 00:12:09.858 align:center Guys, 150 each. 00:12:09.858 --> 00:12:11.868 align:center Akku, what am I saying... 00:12:11.868 --> 00:12:16.188 align:center Let's just buy refills, we already have the pens. Right? 00:12:16.188 --> 00:12:18.378 align:center Ankit, why to buy even refills? 00:12:18.378 --> 00:12:20.278 align:center Let's make ink from four drops of Ujala. 00:12:20.278 --> 00:12:23.538 align:center We will write the exams and the assignment will be clean too. 00:12:23.538 --> 00:12:25.178 align:center Give your 150 rupees. 00:12:25.178 --> 00:12:26.118 align:center Give. 00:12:26.118 --> 00:12:28.798 align:center Give me the big 2 Rs. pens. 00:12:28.798 --> 00:12:31.108 align:center We even want the free refills too. 00:12:31.108 --> 00:12:34.048 align:center I didn't bring the change, so you give it for now and I will... 00:12:34.048 --> 00:12:35.908 align:center You know what Akku? Take it. 00:12:35.908 --> 00:12:37.788 align:center Parker Peter pen, 00:12:37.788 --> 00:12:40.508 align:center Uncle Ben ten, take everything. 00:12:40.508 --> 00:12:42.518 align:center You know what Ankit, I took it. 00:12:42.518 --> 00:12:46.398 align:center Wow, you even bought it and it didn't even get burdened on a single person? 00:12:46.398 --> 00:12:50.398 align:center Real friendship is the one in which everyone shares the burden. Right? 00:12:50.398 --> 00:12:52.918 align:center Jhaatu, you only give my money. 00:12:52.918 --> 00:12:56.788 align:center Because I have trust that you will always be there for me. 00:12:56.788 --> 00:12:59.798 align:center Who will trust on this trust fund? Right guys? 00:12:59.798 --> 00:13:00.998 align:center -Hey, Chirag? -Yes? 00:13:00.998 --> 00:13:02.808 align:center Tell me which t-shirt is looking nice? 00:13:02.808 --> 00:13:04.798 align:center White, or dark white? 00:13:04.798 --> 00:13:06.298 align:center -White is nice. -Isn't it? 00:13:06.298 --> 00:13:09.878 align:center Yes. I had a similar one. But it got torn. 00:13:09.878 --> 00:13:11.398 align:center This is very nice. 00:13:11.398 --> 00:13:14.968 align:center Yes. It was feeling nice that day as well. 00:13:14.968 --> 00:13:18.718 align:center When you went to play cricket while bunking the FM lecture. 00:13:18.718 --> 00:13:22.097 align:center Just when you were about to take out the ball from the gutter, 00:13:22.097 --> 00:13:23.208 align:center the professor came. 00:13:23.208 --> 00:13:26.048 align:center And you put your face inside the gutter too, to hide. 00:13:26.048 --> 00:13:28.818 align:center Then after half an hour, when you got out, 00:13:28.818 --> 00:13:32.738 align:center on seeing my pretty face you thought that I was laughing at you. 00:13:32.738 --> 00:13:34.768 align:center Although I was laughing at you only, 00:13:34.768 --> 00:13:37.958 align:center but you tore my t-shirt out of anger. 00:13:37.958 --> 00:13:41.228 align:center This t-shirt is looking exactly like that one. 00:13:41.228 --> 00:13:43.388 align:center You can order it for yourself. 00:13:43.388 --> 00:13:47.358 align:center I'll fold it to remind mine's folds. 00:13:47.358 --> 00:13:49.478 align:center There was no need for this. 00:13:49.478 --> 00:13:51.598 align:center Anyway, thank you. 00:13:51.598 --> 00:13:52.848 align:center Asshole. 00:13:52.848 --> 00:13:54.850 align:center 'What did you say?' 00:13:54.850 --> 00:13:56.575 align:center 'So you missed me?' 00:13:56.575 --> 00:13:57.795 align:center 'Conference call?' 00:13:57.795 --> 00:13:58.765 align:center What? 00:13:58.765 --> 00:14:00.065 align:center Ankit, what are you doing? 00:14:00.065 --> 00:14:02.335 align:center Guys, sorry to bring this up. 00:14:02.335 --> 00:14:05.575 align:center But the quarterly subscription for prime is for 459 rupees. 00:14:05.575 --> 00:14:09.025 align:center And you both have transferred me 150 each. 00:14:09.025 --> 00:14:09.905 align:center So? 00:14:09.905 --> 00:14:12.785 align:center So, you have to give me 3 rupees more each. 00:14:12.785 --> 00:14:15.855 align:center I don't know how can you do such a big calculation blunder. 00:14:15.855 --> 00:14:17.295 align:center I mean, seriously. 00:14:17.295 --> 00:14:18.705 align:center -Ankit? -Yes Akku? 00:14:18.705 --> 00:14:19.785 align:center We don't have change. 00:14:19.785 --> 00:14:21.235 align:center Akku. 00:14:21.235 --> 00:14:24.355 align:center These tricks have gotten old now. 00:14:24.355 --> 00:14:26.255 align:center Let me check. 00:14:26.255 --> 00:14:27.325 align:center Corner's dirt? 00:14:27.325 --> 00:14:28.715 align:center It's 2000 rupees. 00:14:28.715 --> 00:14:31.055 align:center Yes, I'm transferring the balance to you. 00:14:31.055 --> 00:14:33.655 align:center 2000-3 is 1997. 00:14:33.655 --> 00:14:34.905 align:center That's your birth year. 00:14:34.905 --> 00:14:37.345 align:center Nabo, what is your birth year? 00:14:37.345 --> 00:14:39.395 align:center I have change. 00:14:39.395 --> 00:14:41.515 align:center Akku, purse. 00:14:41.515 --> 00:14:43.165 align:center Asshole. 00:14:43.165 --> 00:14:45.265 align:center Listen up guys, 00:14:45.265 --> 00:14:47.479 align:center Let's buy a nice fragrance soap. 00:14:47.479 --> 00:14:49.495 align:center It's been so long I didn't smell anything nice. 00:14:49.495 --> 00:14:53.165 align:center Soaps and all are urban tactics. We use mud in our village. 00:14:53.165 --> 00:14:54.525 align:center Where do you rub it? 00:14:54.525 --> 00:14:55.905 align:center I told you, back at my place. 00:14:55.905 --> 00:14:57.215 align:center But where? 00:14:57.215 --> 00:15:00.165 align:center Hey assholes, look at this, Bulbul soap. 00:15:00.165 --> 00:15:03.675 align:center It kills 33.3% germs in just 30 rupees. 00:15:03.675 --> 00:15:05.235 align:center And it's also buy two get one free. 00:15:05.235 --> 00:15:07.695 align:center Take out your 10 rupees each. 00:15:07.695 --> 00:15:10.445 align:center Jhaatu, you two give the money for buy two. 00:15:10.445 --> 00:15:12.575 align:center and I'll get this 'get one'. 00:15:12.575 --> 00:15:14.305 align:center Today we will bath. Let's go. 00:15:14.305 --> 00:15:15.455 align:center Akku? 00:15:15.455 --> 00:15:19.535 align:center Your headache will get cured in a jiffy because I brought medicine for you. 00:15:19.535 --> 00:15:20.705 align:center Thank you. 00:15:20.705 --> 00:15:21.705 align:center It's of 10 rupees. 00:15:21.705 --> 00:15:23.415 align:center Add the auto fare of 40 rupees too. 00:15:23.415 --> 00:15:25.505 align:center Ankit my head is hurting. 00:15:25.505 --> 00:15:29.295 align:center Akku, If I don't keep the tabs then my head will also start hurting, really. 00:15:29.295 --> 00:15:30.415 align:center Give me the money. 00:15:30.415 --> 00:15:31.915 align:center Take it from the wallet. 00:15:31.915 --> 00:15:33.785 align:center Friends, friends, friends. 00:15:33.785 --> 00:15:35.915 align:center I wanted to borrow a little friendship from you. 00:15:35.915 --> 00:15:39.095 align:center I have brought this form, can you please fill it and submit? 00:15:39.095 --> 00:15:41.775 align:center Please sign here too, in guardian's section. 00:15:41.775 --> 00:15:42.675 align:center Thank you. 00:15:42.675 --> 00:15:43.625 align:center Sign here. 00:15:43.625 --> 00:15:45.635 align:center Asshole. 00:15:45.635 --> 00:15:48.255 align:center You are making us fill the hostel fees form? 00:15:48.255 --> 00:15:51.875 align:center Huh? We both would have been paying your hostel fees of Rs.1.5 lac? 00:15:51.875 --> 00:15:54.075 align:center My phone's screen is broken so... 00:15:54.075 --> 00:15:57.235 align:center the last digit of OTP isn't visible nor I want to see it. 00:15:57.235 --> 00:15:59.693 align:center In a matter of time your butt will also get beaten up so bad 00:15:59.693 --> 00:16:01.855 align:center that neither will you want to show it to someone nor see it yourself. 00:16:01.855 --> 00:16:03.725 align:center But, you both only taught me to... 00:16:03.725 --> 00:16:06.335 align:center So do you kick the butt of the one who teaches you? 00:16:06.335 --> 00:16:08.244 align:center This way you might have had sex with your bio teacher 00:16:08.244 --> 00:16:09.405 align:center after learning about reproduction. 00:16:09.405 --> 00:16:10.595 align:center He might have, asshole. 00:16:10.595 --> 00:16:12.535 align:center I can't pay anymore of him. 00:16:12.535 --> 00:16:14.205 align:center I'm also not giving brother. 00:16:14.205 --> 00:16:16.905 align:center Brother, I don't respect myself. 00:16:16.905 --> 00:16:20.285 align:center but while living with this asshole I have started respecting that Ankit. 00:16:20.285 --> 00:16:23.985 align:center He's a saint who was tolerating this evil man. 00:16:23.985 --> 00:16:26.315 align:center Look, Chirag. I'm telling you one thing very calmly. 00:16:26.315 --> 00:16:29.335 align:center If you even utter the word of lending from today, 00:16:29.335 --> 00:16:31.995 align:center then I will kick your butt in a way that you will only speak noises. 00:16:31.995 --> 00:16:33.395 align:center Ooh. -Shut up. 00:16:33.395 --> 00:16:35.235 align:center Listen up, you python of credit. 00:16:35.235 --> 00:16:38.095 align:center Keep your distance from me or I will kick your butt. 00:16:38.095 --> 00:16:39.478 align:center But? 00:16:39.478 --> 00:16:41.588 align:center Akku, why are you not picking up my phone? 00:16:41.588 --> 00:16:44.358 align:center You are not even sending me cry laugh emojis on my memes. 00:16:44.358 --> 00:16:45.748 align:center And now you are not even looking at me. 00:16:45.748 --> 00:16:47.468 align:center Ankit, please leave me alone. 00:16:47.468 --> 00:16:49.908 align:center Yes, I know that you are mad at me. 00:16:49.908 --> 00:16:53.448 align:center But to make up for everything, I have brought something for you. 00:16:53.448 --> 00:16:55.818 align:center You wanted to go to MC Chingari's concert. Right? 00:16:55.818 --> 00:16:57.158 align:center But this is only one ticket. 00:16:57.158 --> 00:16:58.388 align:center Because this is mine. 00:16:58.388 --> 00:17:00.548 align:center Now, you go and buy a ticket for yourself soon. 00:17:00.548 --> 00:17:04.128 align:center Then we'll go to the concert together and dance. 00:17:04.128 --> 00:17:05.708 align:center Ankit, yuck. 00:17:05.708 --> 00:17:09.608 align:center I taught you to avoid lending money and you are saving money from me only. 00:17:09.608 --> 00:17:11.848 align:center You always start with your tabs like an accountant. 00:17:11.848 --> 00:17:15.138 align:center You have done so much of maths that the chain of my purse has broken. 00:17:15.138 --> 00:17:19.138 align:center You used to roam around me at some time and now you just roam around decimals. 00:17:19.138 --> 00:17:24.328 align:center Wait a minute, I don't enjoy balancing my account sheet with you as well. Okay? 00:17:24.328 --> 00:17:27.858 align:center And when I was with Chirag, my expenses were less. Here I am spending even more. 00:17:27.858 --> 00:17:29.051 align:center Because you and Nabomita 00:17:29.051 --> 00:17:31.168 align:center have to only go to 'nice places' and eat 'good food' only. 00:17:31.168 --> 00:17:33.518 align:center Who eats continental in breakfast everyday? 00:17:33.518 --> 00:17:37.828 align:center Yes. The person who eats boiled lentil cannot enjoy continental. 00:17:37.828 --> 00:17:41.098 align:center Listen, go to your friends and take care of them. 00:17:41.098 --> 00:17:43.918 align:center Stop chasing me and stay away from my money. 00:17:43.918 --> 00:17:46.968 align:center So the biggest upside of lending or borrowing money in hostel is... 00:17:46.968 --> 00:17:49.848 align:center that you get to know that who is not compatible with you. 00:17:49.848 --> 00:17:52.448 align:center And who isn't compatible, is just not. 00:17:52.448 --> 00:17:55.728 align:center But with whom you are, you should maintain it with them. 00:17:55.728 --> 00:17:58.128 align:center Am I wrong? 00:17:58.128 --> 00:18:01.448 align:center It's eggless for sure. Right? I only like jokes in non-veg. 00:18:01.448 --> 00:18:03.128 align:center What are you thinking about bro? 00:18:03.128 --> 00:18:05.528 align:center I'm thinking whether I should go to the toilet or let it be. 00:18:05.528 --> 00:18:07.558 align:center I'll feel hungry again. 00:18:07.558 --> 00:18:09.858 align:center Will you come to drink milkshake with me? 00:18:09.858 --> 00:18:11.678 align:center I don't have money. 00:18:11.678 --> 00:18:14.638 align:center I have become broke living with Akanksha and Nabomita. 00:18:14.638 --> 00:18:16.378 align:center Don't worry. It's on me. 00:18:16.378 --> 00:18:19.438 align:center I have saved a lot living with Jaat and Jhaatu. 00:18:19.438 --> 00:18:21.568 align:center Should we? Let's go. 00:18:21.568 --> 00:18:24.778 align:center Let's go. You are hungry for milkshake too. Come. 00:18:24.778 --> 00:18:27.348 align:center Get up you drama. 00:18:27.348 --> 00:18:29.908 align:center Brother, two kiwi custard-apple. 00:18:29.908 --> 00:18:32.018 align:center And do one pizza too. You are cool with it. Right? 00:18:32.018 --> 00:18:34.928 align:center You pay for the pizza and I'll pay for kiwi custard-apple. Okay? 00:18:34.928 --> 00:18:36.328 align:center Okay. 00:18:36.328 --> 00:18:37.878 align:center -Cheese burst. -Give 00:18:37.878 --> 00:18:41.338 align:center What did you think? These assholes will change? 00:18:41.339 --> 00:18:45.419 align:center Financial relations in college are just like money in pocket. 00:18:45.419 --> 00:18:48.349 align:center No matter how hard you try to straighten them, they'll still be a little folded. 00:18:48.349 --> 00:18:51.699 align:center But you all don't worry, because here... 00:18:51.699 --> 00:18:53.889 align:center the torn notes also work. Here you go. 00:18:53.889 --> 00:18:55.059 align:center Sir, this note is torn. 00:18:55.059 --> 00:18:57.259 align:center It would do. I'm using it since 2009. Look. 00:18:57.259 --> 00:18:58.629 align:center I'm proud. . I'm using it since 2009. Look.