WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:01.500 Ankit, move your hand. 00:01.500 --> 00:04.400 Akku, trust me I'm way more excited than you. 00:04.400 --> 00:06.290 -Just two minutes. -No. 00:06.290 --> 00:08.110 You haven't washed your hands after eating jhalmuri again, 00:08.110 --> 00:09.470 the spices are going into my eyes. 00:09.470 --> 00:11.960 You only tell that you like spicy. 00:11.960 --> 00:14.680 I like it in my mouth. Who likes it in their eyes? 00:14.680 --> 00:15.680 Sorry. 00:15.680 --> 00:17.270 Rubbish. 00:17.270 --> 00:20.390 You are making me walk down the stairs blindfolded, if I fall... 00:20.390 --> 00:24.610 If you fall today, it'd be in Ankit's love. 00:24.610 --> 00:27.240 Last step, last step. That's it. 00:27.240 --> 00:29.730 Come on. Slowly. 00:29.730 --> 00:32.350 Now, open your eyes. 00:32.350 --> 00:35.890 Surprise. Happy Anniversary. 00:35.890 --> 00:39.080 Ankit this is beautiful, you decorated the whole auditorium for me. 00:39.080 --> 00:41.550 But why did you inflate these balloons so small? 00:41.550 --> 00:43.760 The decoration is of this morning. 00:43.760 --> 00:46.570 Today is that AIDS awareness day, these are for that. 00:46.570 --> 00:48.420 Oh, where are all the people? 00:48.420 --> 00:49.230 Keeda. 00:49.230 --> 00:50.080 What. 00:50.080 --> 00:51.060 Anyway, 00:51.060 --> 00:52.240 Happy Anniversary. 00:52.240 --> 00:54.980 You want to keep a watch on smarty by giving smart watch? 00:54.980 --> 00:56.060 Smarty pants? 00:56.060 --> 00:56.990 No. 00:56.990 --> 00:58.068 I gave this to you 00:58.068 --> 01:00.261 so that you don't give me vague reasons like phone was on silent, 01:00.261 --> 01:01.760 I missed the call and all that. 01:01.760 --> 01:03.060 What did you bring for me? 01:03.060 --> 01:06.580 I have brought something for you which is beautiful just like you. 01:06.580 --> 01:07.660 Wait a minute. 01:07.660 --> 01:09.200 Mushroom flowers. 01:09.200 --> 01:11.830 Extremely high in vitamin D and toxins. 01:11.830 --> 01:14.340 Flowers to get you deflowered. 01:14.340 --> 01:16.220 These... 01:16.220 --> 01:17.420 Where did you get these from? 01:17.420 --> 01:20.040 These? These grew up behind B wing only. 01:20.040 --> 01:21.450 Ankit, isn't there a gutter there? 01:21.450 --> 01:24.940 Correct. But there is also a tap beside the gutter. 01:24.940 --> 01:27.820 I have washed it there and brought it, fresh. 01:27.820 --> 01:31.080 Akku, you are so cute. 01:31.080 --> 01:35.060 You think that I'll bring only one gift for my girlfriend, seriously? 01:35.060 --> 01:36.760 Do you remember what you said to me? 01:36.760 --> 01:39.270 You love MC Chingari right? 01:39.270 --> 01:43.130 You brought me the concert tickets for MC Chingari? 01:43.130 --> 01:48.150 I have brought the whole MC Chingari for you. 01:48.150 --> 01:52.230 Yo Chingari, spit some fire. 01:52.230 --> 01:55.700 Yo yo yo, MC Chingari in the house. 01:55.700 --> 01:58.140 "A lie always results in a crow bite. Caw Caw." 01:58.140 --> 02:00.590 "And hearing my rap, guys say, wow, wow." 02:00.590 --> 02:04.290 "Have it, a mustard green, I have fire of years within." 02:04.290 --> 02:07.240 "And the guys change their form like a snake." 02:07.240 --> 02:08.380 Shut up Nabomita. 02:08.380 --> 02:12.130 Yuck, Ankit. You are so stingy. 02:12.130 --> 02:14.180 You ask me to pay for every date. 02:14.180 --> 02:17.560 If the waiter puts the bill in the middle then stop pushing it to my side. 02:17.560 --> 02:19.770 Last time, you even asked me for money to buy condom. 02:19.770 --> 02:20.751 And you ate candy 02:20.751 --> 02:22.670 of the rest of the loose change that too of the same flavor. 02:22.670 --> 02:25.180 I have said sorry three times for 'achari masti'. 02:25.180 --> 02:26.620 And it's your fault too. 02:26.620 --> 02:28.460 Who asked you to get with me at the month end? 02:28.460 --> 02:30.810 I don't even have money to buy dates, how could I take you to dates? 02:30.810 --> 02:33.850 Really? And what about the money you keep lending to your other friend? 02:33.850 --> 02:34.680 Other friend? 02:34.680 --> 02:36.540 Friends, not friend. 02:36.540 --> 02:38.360 You give the money for my subscription. 02:38.360 --> 02:41.210 -I'll return you afterwards. -Hi! 02:41.210 --> 02:45.400 That I gave only for one time. 02:45.400 --> 02:46.650 One time? 02:46.650 --> 02:49.740 You pay for 'Khooni Hathiyar'. I'll return you the money afterwards. 02:49.740 --> 02:53.770 Give the money for this sick person, I'll... 02:53.770 --> 02:56.820 Come on. Chirag's parents are very strict. 02:56.820 --> 02:58.510 For them he's not their son, he's an account. 02:58.510 --> 03:00.080 They cut TDS from his pocket money. 03:00.080 --> 03:02.840 That is why I lend money to him sometimes. 03:02.840 --> 03:06.580 Ankit, you take the money back in lending. 03:06.580 --> 03:08.590 I'm saying because I care for you. 03:08.590 --> 03:11.220 Be clear with your friendship, don't let money mess it up. 03:11.220 --> 03:13.180 Okay. 03:13.180 --> 03:16.210 From now on, you'll never get to know about any of my lending. 03:16.210 --> 03:18.350 Because I won't lend only. 03:18.350 --> 03:21.090 And I'll also ask for all the money I've lent. 03:21.090 --> 03:22.621 He told at home that he got a D in the subject, 03:22.621 --> 03:23.590 then he got into trouble from home. 03:23.590 --> 03:26.640 -He got into trouble? -Yes. Fail. 03:26.640 --> 03:27.580 That's nice. 03:27.580 --> 03:28.920 -That's not nice. -He deserves to be in trouble. 03:28.920 --> 03:29.790 Brother? 03:29.790 --> 03:31.440 Give the money. 03:31.440 --> 03:34.590 I forgot my wallet. You give it for now, I'll return it to you later. 03:34.590 --> 03:38.560 Crypto Currency's blockchain must have been invented in a hostel only. 03:38.560 --> 03:41.150 Here, the chain of lending is so big, 03:41.150 --> 03:43.040 that from the first block of hostel 1... 03:43.040 --> 03:44.690 till the last block of hostel 4, 03:44.690 --> 03:46.100 it covers everything. 03:46.100 --> 03:48.190 Even then, it never gets over. 03:48.190 --> 03:50.140 -Take this. -Oh shit. 03:50.140 --> 03:52.740 "50 rupees received." 03:52.740 --> 03:55.120 Because, in hostel, lending is not a favour. 03:55.120 --> 03:58.180 But a currency in itself as a whole. 03:58.180 --> 04:00.470 The whole hostel runs on this only. 04:00.470 --> 04:01.752 Sir, I wanted to pay the fees. 04:01.752 --> 04:04.120 There is 10 rupees less in it. I can give it to you later, right? 04:04.120 --> 04:05.150 It doesn't work like that. 04:05.150 --> 04:06.480 Sir, I'll give it to you in one or two days. 04:06.480 --> 04:07.755 Kid, this is college. 04:07.755 --> 04:09.219 Here, you might pay less attention in class 04:09.219 --> 04:10.290 but you'd have to pay the full fees. 04:10.290 --> 04:12.260 -Please friend. -Mind your language. 04:12.260 --> 04:15.050 I'm not your friend. Go and bring full fees. 04:15.050 --> 04:16.080 Sorry Sir. 04:16.080 --> 04:17.220 Friend it seems! 04:17.220 --> 04:21.195 Because, money keeps coming and going amongst friends. 04:21.195 --> 04:22.615 But the problem arises, 04:22.615 --> 04:25.223 when this same money comes in between friendship. 04:25.223 --> 04:26.763 I forgot the count. 04:26.763 --> 04:28.263 They have made the noodles so nice. 04:28.263 --> 04:30.573 -If someone's maths is strong, then please help me out. -I'll do it. 04:30.573 --> 04:32.643 By rounding off, a hundred each. 04:32.643 --> 04:33.383 A hundred each. 04:33.383 --> 04:34.243 Hundred. 04:34.243 --> 04:37.743 Ankit, pay for me, I'll return it to you afterwards. 04:37.743 --> 04:38.713 Okay. 04:38.713 --> 04:40.663 -Chirag? -Yes? 04:40.663 --> 04:42.503 I didn't bring money today. 04:42.503 --> 04:44.523 So, pay for me as well? 04:44.523 --> 04:47.553 Ankit, if I had brought money then why would I have asked you? 04:47.553 --> 04:48.813 Is he dumb or what? 04:48.813 --> 04:50.303 We didn't order dessert today? 04:50.303 --> 04:54.083 You bring from the room, we will wait here. 04:54.083 --> 04:56.973 You can also bring, we all will wait. 04:56.973 --> 05:00.323 You mean to pay your bill, I should go to the room alone? 05:00.323 --> 05:03.483 So to pay your bill, I should go to the room alone? 05:03.483 --> 05:04.713 Yes, go. 05:04.713 --> 05:06.813 I have lent you so much. You can do this at least for me. 05:06.813 --> 05:09.703 Ankit, if you have lent me then you could have it back. 05:09.703 --> 05:11.503 There is no need to bring it all up now in front of everyone. 05:11.503 --> 05:12.785 I'm counting because I don't have unlimited money, 05:12.785 --> 05:14.278 if you borrowed the money, then return it. 05:14.278 --> 05:17.518 I'm bringing it up because I don't have any treasure, okay? 05:17.518 --> 05:18.938 If you have borrowed, then return it to me. 05:18.938 --> 05:19.908 Okay. 05:19.908 --> 05:22.868 You'll get all of your money till the end of the month. 05:22.868 --> 05:23.838 Of the next month. 05:23.838 --> 05:25.088 I should get it. 05:25.088 --> 05:28.328 Because Ankit Pandey, doesn't give anyone even a rupee extra. 05:28.328 --> 05:29.978 Take this. Keep the change. 05:29.978 --> 05:31.554 Do you have any shame left in your eyes 05:31.554 --> 05:33.948 or have you covered it with the glasses of money, Pandey? 05:33.948 --> 05:36.208 One second, why should Pandey be ashamed? 05:36.208 --> 05:38.338 Because he has done such a thing. 05:38.338 --> 05:40.768 Keeping tabs with friends. Such a low life. 05:40.768 --> 05:43.628 Oh, so a person can't ask for the money back after lending? 05:43.628 --> 05:45.778 That way the lender is the dumbest person. 05:45.778 --> 05:47.358 Then he shouldn't have done the dumb thing at the first place. 05:47.358 --> 05:48.980 At least our friend who is like Mother India, 05:48.980 --> 05:51.218 wouldn't have had to get humiliated in front of everyone today. 05:51.218 --> 05:54.028 Here's the thing Mr. Jaat. Ankit has asked for his money back. 05:54.028 --> 05:55.666 Otherwise given the time that has passed since the money has been lent, 05:55.666 --> 05:56.598 the interest has also got to be counted over the principle amount. 05:56.598 --> 05:58.488 You must know. 05:58.488 --> 05:59.558 Akku, leave it. 05:59.558 --> 06:01.818 -He started first. -No, leave the Hariyanvi. 06:01.818 --> 06:03.468 And what interest are you talking about? 06:03.468 --> 06:06.208 Don't forget, that every semester this Mother India, 06:06.208 --> 06:08.698 has made this guy pass the exams. 06:08.698 --> 06:09.808 -Jhaatu, enough. -It's okay. 06:09.808 --> 06:13.478 Oh, so this guy should pay Mother India back for the rest of his life? 06:13.478 --> 06:14.738 Look at it brothers. 06:14.738 --> 06:18.028 This girl has sold the motherhood of Mother India in the market. 06:18.028 --> 06:18.938 Jaat, enough. 06:18.938 --> 06:21.378 This is the anger of Mother India. 06:21.378 --> 06:23.198 Stop calling me Mother India. 06:23.198 --> 06:24.288 All this is because of you. 06:24.288 --> 06:28.038 Ankit, you'll get all of your money back by the end of the month. 06:28.038 --> 06:30.958 After that, don't show me your traitor face anymore. 06:30.958 --> 06:33.108 -He called me a traitor? -Chill. 06:33.108 --> 06:34.518 Calm down. 06:34.518 --> 06:38.528 That bag of flour's dad won't have had fed him as many pizzas as I have. 06:38.528 --> 06:42.148 I'm not a bag of flour, whom you can knead with your feet and make a bread. 06:42.148 --> 06:44.258 The same guy who used to drink juice from my glass, 06:44.258 --> 06:46.218 is telling me to not show my face again? 06:46.218 --> 06:49.168 What was he telling? "I don't have any treasure." 06:49.168 --> 06:52.698 If the guy who counts every ten rupees, can afford something of Kuber, 06:52.698 --> 06:54.398 then that would be just his tobacco. 06:54.398 --> 06:55.866 We have been explaining this to you since so long, 06:55.866 --> 06:57.358 these guys are not loyal to anyone. 06:57.358 --> 07:01.358 Why did you have to say that you will return the money? Are you a mutual fund? 07:01.358 --> 07:04.328 Hostel life doesn't run by lending money always. 07:04.328 --> 07:08.118 True hostel life is run by borrowing money. Got it? 07:08.118 --> 07:11.528 It's an art to not lend money. Learn from the Mallya. 07:11.528 --> 07:14.478 Borrowing money is a craft. Learn from Mallya. 07:14.478 --> 07:16.838 We will teach you. Don't worry. 07:16.838 --> 07:18.478 We will teach you. 07:18.478 --> 07:20.568 Why are you so scared? 07:20.568 --> 07:22.648 Huh? 07:22.648 --> 07:24.898 Money is just the dirt of hands. 07:24.898 --> 07:27.168 And dirt always gets settled in the corner. 07:27.168 --> 07:29.688 That is why, today onwards, any bill of more than 50 rupees, 07:29.688 --> 07:32.088 you will keep it in your secret pocket. Okay? 07:32.088 --> 07:34.358 But I keep your photo there. 07:34.358 --> 07:36.328 What? Are we still a secret? 07:36.328 --> 07:37.238 Anyway, 07:37.238 --> 07:39.018 Mug up all the technical difficulties. 07:39.018 --> 07:42.558 All are important. Debit card is scratched, KYC is not done, 07:42.558 --> 07:45.198 phone's screen is broken so OTP is not visible. 07:45.198 --> 07:47.678 But my screen is okay. 07:47.678 --> 07:49.258 It isn't anymore. 07:49.258 --> 07:53.818 Ankit, now do exactly as I say. 07:53.818 --> 07:58.408 To pay your half bill, you need to have your full confidence. 07:58.408 --> 08:00.958 No matter however long it has been since the bill arrived, 08:00.958 --> 08:04.098 let the other person pay first. 08:04.098 --> 08:06.158 Ankit, you have to wait. 08:06.158 --> 08:08.968 You have to be Internet Explorer, not Firefox. 08:08.968 --> 08:10.778 The turtle always wins. 08:10.778 --> 08:13.238 Think about the entry of hero of a South Indian film. 08:13.238 --> 08:16.918 Just take it slow. Okay? 08:16.918 --> 08:18.708 Ankit! 08:18.708 --> 08:20.558 Just relax. 08:20.558 --> 08:24.998 Ankit, open your eyes. Open your eyes, relax. 08:24.998 --> 08:26.808 Take a deep breath. 08:26.808 --> 08:28.558 How much has it been? 08:28.558 --> 08:29.568 100? 08:29.568 --> 08:33.188 Bro, wait. I'll pay half of it. 08:33.188 --> 08:34.118 Thank you. 08:34.118 --> 08:35.138 Should we order something? 08:35.138 --> 08:37.208 Never order food yourself. 08:37.208 --> 08:40.068 Uncle, one desi noodles with mayonnaise. 08:40.068 --> 08:41.908 Yes. How are you? 08:41.908 --> 08:43.378 How are you? Will you have something? 08:43.378 --> 08:44.558 No, no. 08:44.558 --> 08:45.918 You have it. 08:45.918 --> 08:49.098 Look at the food of your friend in such a way, 08:49.098 --> 08:52.308 that he can see the whole country's deficit in your eyes. 08:52.308 --> 08:54.478 He should be able to see the hunger of Africa's kids. 08:54.478 --> 08:56.988 He should be able to look at the chance of becoming Angelina Jolie. 08:56.988 --> 08:59.288 Uncle, give one each to these orphans as well. 08:59.288 --> 09:01.688 Chirag, the best credit is the one... 09:01.688 --> 09:03.608 which you don't even have to ask for. 09:03.608 --> 09:06.628 That's it. 09:06.628 --> 09:07.948 How much? 09:07.948 --> 09:09.548 -32 rupees. -Here you go. 09:09.548 --> 09:10.508 Bring change. 09:10.508 --> 09:12.528 You bring please. You will get it too. 09:12.528 --> 09:14.578 Why will they give me? What do I look like? 09:14.578 --> 09:15.908 Auto driver, what else? 09:15.908 --> 09:17.708 Is it? I look like an auto driver? 09:17.708 --> 09:19.308 -Then they will give you more easily, -Why? 09:19.308 --> 09:20.268 Because you look like a beggar. 09:20.268 --> 09:22.408 Hey! Don't speak rubbish. 09:22.408 --> 09:24.948 Have you ever stopped on showing hand for a single time? 09:24.948 --> 09:26.938 You people sit at the back of auto rickshaw and kiss each other. 09:26.938 --> 09:28.348 Have you ever stopped when I stared at you for a single time? 09:28.348 --> 09:30.718 This is getting a bit too much now. This is my hostel. Behave here. 09:30.718 --> 09:31.848 Don't speak too much. 09:31.848 --> 09:33.038 Just a minute. 09:33.038 --> 09:35.238 Take your 32 rupees, and leave. 09:35.238 --> 09:36.378 Can I sit? 09:36.378 --> 09:38.518 Depends on your center of gravity. 09:38.518 --> 09:40.288 Give me a cup of tea, Goody. 09:40.288 --> 09:41.268 Thank you. 09:41.268 --> 09:42.448 For what? 09:42.448 --> 09:44.698 For the auto fare. 09:44.698 --> 09:47.408 I don't keep tabs of such small things. 09:47.408 --> 09:50.588 By the way, talking of keeping tabs, you are hungry for money. Right? 09:50.588 --> 09:53.018 Brother, return it later. Don't worry about it. 09:53.018 --> 09:53.998 No. 09:53.998 --> 09:56.734 Even today, Chirag Bansal picks up thrown money 09:56.734 --> 09:58.268 and returns it by the month end. 09:58.268 --> 10:01.148 Chirag, there is no hurry. 10:01.148 --> 10:02.798 Keep the change. 10:02.798 --> 10:04.948 Asshole, this is change only. 10:04.948 --> 10:05.910 You have taken thousands from me, 10:05.910 --> 10:06.809 and now you are giving me Amitabh Bachhan's dialogue 10:06.809 --> 10:07.958 by giving me just 100 rupees. 10:07.958 --> 10:10.008 Even KBC starts from 1000 rupees. 10:10.008 --> 10:13.028 100 rupees? And what about the 32 rupees I gave outside? 10:13.028 --> 10:14.668 It's one hundred and thirty-two. 10:14.668 --> 10:19.628 And just like this, by giving 132 rupees everytime, I'll clear all your debt. 10:19.628 --> 10:22.158 The way you are showing me your 32 teeth after giving me 132 rupees, 10:22.158 --> 10:24.448 don't forget I have made your crying stop in this hostel. 10:24.448 --> 10:27.058 But your whining is still going on. 10:27.058 --> 10:28.451 The way you lick Jaat and Jhaatu's butts, 10:28.451 --> 10:29.838 if it weren't for me, Jaat and Jhaatu would have kicked your butt. 10:29.838 --> 10:31.418 And the same Akanksha... 10:31.418 --> 10:32.812 in whose arms you're always there these days, 10:32.812 --> 10:35.558 I'm sure even she is frustrated with your stinky armpits. 10:35.558 --> 10:37.268 I'll use deodorant for that. 10:37.268 --> 10:40.108 But there is no spray to kill a leech like you. 10:40.108 --> 10:41.238 Enough. 10:41.238 --> 10:43.688 Clear all of my debt right now. 10:43.688 --> 10:44.868 Leech? 10:44.868 --> 10:47.348 You want to clear the debt of your money? 10:47.348 --> 10:48.238 Okay. 10:48.238 --> 10:50.388 Then clear the debt of my favours as well. 10:50.388 --> 10:53.838 The same Chirag who used to talk to his mom for 45 minutes during exam time, 10:53.838 --> 10:56.778 got to talk to her for only 36 minutes in order to teach you. 10:56.778 --> 10:59.648 Return me those 9 minutes and sweet mama time. 10:59.648 --> 11:02.243 You've disrupted my prime music recommendations 11:02.243 --> 11:04.548 by listening to romantic music. 11:04.548 --> 11:06.908 Give me my old algorithm back. 11:06.908 --> 11:11.188 Third floor's washroom is far, so you always took me to pee. 11:11.188 --> 11:13.938 Return my extra piss. 11:13.938 --> 11:17.488 I'll clear your debt of money today or tomorrow, Ankit. 11:17.488 --> 11:20.678 But how will you repay my debt of friendship? Tell me. 11:20.678 --> 11:21.748 Leech. 11:21.748 --> 11:22.688 What? 11:22.688 --> 11:23.608 I don't know about the other things, 11:23.608 --> 11:25.938 but I'll surely return your piss with interest. 11:25.938 --> 11:28.338 Akku and Nabo have saved me. 11:28.338 --> 11:30.798 Yes, go and sit on their lap. 11:30.798 --> 11:33.858 Anyway, amongst men like Jaat, Jhaatu and me, 11:33.858 --> 11:34.968 you won't be able to survive. 11:34.968 --> 11:35.898 Get lost. 11:35.898 --> 11:39.228 Why do you always talk about money, why do you die over it? 11:39.228 --> 11:42.808 Because, capitalism. Now I'll tell one about poverty. 11:42.808 --> 11:45.668 Income 8 cents, expenditure? 11:45.668 --> 11:46.728 Yes. 11:46.728 --> 11:48.348 Look, the bottom line is... 11:48.348 --> 11:49.878 that to return the debt of money 11:49.878 --> 11:52.128 there are a lot of banks available from Grameen Bank to the World Bank. 11:52.128 --> 11:54.178 But to repay the debt of friendship, 11:54.178 --> 11:56.468 there is no bank in the whole World. 11:56.468 --> 11:57.518 Yes. 11:57.518 --> 11:58.574 Guys? 11:58.574 --> 12:02.094 Brother, one blue pen, one black pen, one red pen, one parker pen, 12:02.094 --> 12:05.134 one gel pen, one ball pen and an extra pen too. 12:05.134 --> 12:06.964 I'll take it myself. How much? 12:06.964 --> 12:08.234 450 rupees. 12:08.234 --> 12:09.858 Guys, 150 each. 12:09.858 --> 12:11.868 Akku, what am I saying... 12:11.868 --> 12:16.188 Let's just buy refills, we already have the pens. Right? 12:16.188 --> 12:18.378 Ankit, why to buy even refills? 12:18.378 --> 12:20.278 Let's make ink from four drops of Ujala. 12:20.278 --> 12:23.538 We will write the exams and the assignment will be clean too. 12:23.538 --> 12:25.178 Give your 150 rupees. 12:25.178 --> 12:26.118 Give. 12:26.118 --> 12:28.798 Give me the big 2 Rs. pens. 12:28.798 --> 12:31.108 We even want the free refills too. 12:31.108 --> 12:34.048 I didn't bring the change, so you give it for now and I will... 12:34.048 --> 12:35.908 You know what Akku? Take it. 12:35.908 --> 12:37.788 Parker Peter pen, 12:37.788 --> 12:40.508 Uncle Ben ten, take everything. 12:40.508 --> 12:42.518 You know what Ankit, I took it. 12:42.518 --> 12:46.398 Wow, you even bought it and it didn't even get burdened on a single person? 12:46.398 --> 12:50.398 Real friendship is the one in which everyone shares the burden. Right? 12:50.398 --> 12:52.918 Jhaatu, you only give my money. 12:52.918 --> 12:56.788 Because I have trust that you will always be there for me. 12:56.788 --> 12:59.798 Who will trust on this trust fund? Right guys? 12:59.798 --> 13:00.998 -Hey, Chirag? -Yes? 13:00.998 --> 13:02.808 Tell me which t-shirt is looking nice? 13:02.808 --> 13:04.798 White, or dark white? 13:04.798 --> 13:06.298 -White is nice. -Isn't it? 13:06.298 --> 13:09.878 Yes. I had a similar one. But it got torn. 13:09.878 --> 13:11.398 This is very nice. 13:11.398 --> 13:14.968 Yes. It was feeling nice that day as well. 13:14.968 --> 13:18.718 When you went to play cricket while bunking the FM lecture. 13:18.718 --> 13:22.097 Just when you were about to take out the ball from the gutter, 13:22.097 --> 13:23.208 the professor came. 13:23.208 --> 13:26.048 And you put your face inside the gutter too, to hide. 13:26.048 --> 13:28.818 Then after half an hour, when you got out, 13:28.818 --> 13:32.738 on seeing my pretty face you thought that I was laughing at you. 13:32.738 --> 13:34.768 Although I was laughing at you only, 13:34.768 --> 13:37.958 but you tore my t-shirt out of anger. 13:37.958 --> 13:41.228 This t-shirt is looking exactly like that one. 13:41.228 --> 13:43.388 You can order it for yourself. 13:43.388 --> 13:47.358 I'll fold it to remind mine's folds. 13:47.358 --> 13:49.478 There was no need for this. 13:49.478 --> 13:51.598 Anyway, thank you. 13:51.598 --> 13:52.848 Asshole. 13:52.848 --> 13:54.850 'What did you say?' 13:54.850 --> 13:56.575 'So you missed me?' 13:56.575 --> 13:57.795 'Conference call?' 13:57.795 --> 13:58.765 What? 13:58.765 --> 14:00.065 Ankit, what are you doing? 14:00.065 --> 14:02.335 Guys, sorry to bring this up. 14:02.335 --> 14:05.575 But the quarterly subscription for prime is for 459 rupees. 14:05.575 --> 14:09.025 And you both have transferred me 150 each. 14:09.025 --> 14:09.905 So? 14:09.905 --> 14:12.785 So, you have to give me 3 rupees more each. 14:12.785 --> 14:15.855 I don't know how can you do such a big calculation blunder. 14:15.855 --> 14:17.295 I mean, seriously. 14:17.295 --> 14:18.705 -Ankit? -Yes Akku? 14:18.705 --> 14:19.785 We don't have change. 14:19.785 --> 14:21.235 Akku. 14:21.235 --> 14:24.355 These tricks have gotten old now. 14:24.355 --> 14:26.255 Let me check. 14:26.255 --> 14:27.325 Corner's dirt? 14:27.325 --> 14:28.715 It's 2000 rupees. 14:28.715 --> 14:31.055 Yes, I'm transferring the balance to you. 14:31.055 --> 14:33.655 2000-3 is 1997. 14:33.655 --> 14:34.905 That's your birth year. 14:34.905 --> 14:37.345 Nabo, what is your birth year? 14:37.345 --> 14:39.395 I have change. 14:39.395 --> 14:41.515 Akku, purse. 14:41.515 --> 14:43.165 Asshole. 14:43.165 --> 14:45.265 Listen up guys, 14:45.265 --> 14:47.479 Let's buy a nice fragrance soap. 14:47.479 --> 14:49.495 It's been so long I didn't smell anything nice. 14:49.495 --> 14:53.165 Soaps and all are urban tactics. We use mud in our village. 14:53.165 --> 14:54.525 Where do you rub it? 14:54.525 --> 14:55.905 I told you, back at my place. 14:55.905 --> 14:57.215 But where? 14:57.215 --> 15:00.165 Hey assholes, look at this, Bulbul soap. 15:00.165 --> 15:03.675 It kills 33.3% germs in just 30 rupees. 15:03.675 --> 15:05.235 And it's also buy two get one free. 15:05.235 --> 15:07.695 Take out your 10 rupees each. 15:07.695 --> 15:10.445 Jhaatu, you two give the money for buy two. 15:10.445 --> 15:12.575 and I'll get this 'get one'. 15:12.575 --> 15:14.305 Today we will bath. Let's go. 15:14.305 --> 15:15.455 Akku? 15:15.455 --> 15:19.535 Your headache will get cured in a jiffy because I brought medicine for you. 15:19.535 --> 15:20.705 Thank you. 15:20.705 --> 15:21.705 It's of 10 rupees. 15:21.705 --> 15:23.415 Add the auto fare of 40 rupees too. 15:23.415 --> 15:25.505 Ankit my head is hurting. 15:25.505 --> 15:29.295 Akku, If I don't keep the tabs then my head will also start hurting, really. 15:29.295 --> 15:30.415 Give me the money. 15:30.415 --> 15:31.915 Take it from the wallet. 15:31.915 --> 15:33.785 Friends, friends, friends. 15:33.785 --> 15:35.915 I wanted to borrow a little friendship from you. 15:35.915 --> 15:39.095 I have brought this form, can you please fill it and submit? 15:39.095 --> 15:41.775 Please sign here too, in guardian's section. 15:41.775 --> 15:42.675 Thank you. 15:42.675 --> 15:43.625 Sign here. 15:43.625 --> 15:45.635 Asshole. 15:45.635 --> 15:48.255 You are making us fill the hostel fees form? 15:48.255 --> 15:51.875 Huh? We both would have been paying your hostel fees of Rs.1.5 lac? 15:51.875 --> 15:54.075 My phone's screen is broken so... 15:54.075 --> 15:57.235 the last digit of OTP isn't visible nor I want to see it. 15:57.235 --> 15:59.693 In a matter of time your butt will also get beaten up so bad 15:59.693 --> 16:01.855 that neither will you want to show it to someone nor see it yourself. 16:01.855 --> 16:03.725 But, you both only taught me to... 16:03.725 --> 16:06.335 So do you kick the butt of the one who teaches you? 16:06.335 --> 16:08.244 This way you might have had sex with your bio teacher 16:08.244 --> 16:09.405 after learning about reproduction. 16:09.405 --> 16:10.595 He might have, asshole. 16:10.595 --> 16:12.535 I can't pay anymore of him. 16:12.535 --> 16:14.205 I'm also not giving brother. 16:14.205 --> 16:16.905 Brother, I don't respect myself. 16:16.905 --> 16:20.285 but while living with this asshole I have started respecting that Ankit. 16:20.285 --> 16:23.985 He's a saint who was tolerating this evil man. 16:23.985 --> 16:26.315 Look, Chirag. I'm telling you one thing very calmly. 16:26.315 --> 16:29.335 If you even utter the word of lending from today, 16:29.335 --> 16:31.995 then I will kick your butt in a way that you will only speak noises. 16:31.995 --> 16:33.395 Ooh. -Shut up. 16:33.395 --> 16:35.235 Listen up, you python of credit. 16:35.235 --> 16:38.095 Keep your distance from me or I will kick your butt. 16:38.095 --> 16:39.478 But? 16:39.478 --> 16:41.588 Akku, why are you not picking up my phone? 16:41.588 --> 16:44.358 You are not even sending me cry laugh emojis on my memes. 16:44.358 --> 16:45.748 And now you are not even looking at me. 16:45.748 --> 16:47.468 Ankit, please leave me alone. 16:47.468 --> 16:49.908 Yes, I know that you are mad at me. 16:49.908 --> 16:53.448 But to make up for everything, I have brought something for you. 16:53.448 --> 16:55.818 You wanted to go to MC Chingari's concert. Right? 16:55.818 --> 16:57.158 But this is only one ticket. 16:57.158 --> 16:58.388 Because this is mine. 16:58.388 --> 17:00.548 Now, you go and buy a ticket for yourself soon. 17:00.548 --> 17:04.128 Then we'll go to the concert together and dance. 17:04.128 --> 17:05.708 Ankit, yuck. 17:05.708 --> 17:09.608 I taught you to avoid lending money and you are saving money from me only. 17:09.608 --> 17:11.848 You always start with your tabs like an accountant. 17:11.848 --> 17:15.138 You have done so much of maths that the chain of my purse has broken. 17:15.138 --> 17:19.138 You used to roam around me at some time and now you just roam around decimals. 17:19.138 --> 17:24.328 Wait a minute, I don't enjoy balancing my account sheet with you as well. Okay? 17:24.328 --> 17:27.858 And when I was with Chirag, my expenses were less. Here I am spending even more. 17:27.858 --> 17:29.051 Because you and Nabomita 17:29.051 --> 17:31.168 have to only go to 'nice places' and eat 'good food' only. 17:31.168 --> 17:33.518 Who eats continental in breakfast everyday? 17:33.518 --> 17:37.828 Yes. The person who eats boiled lentil cannot enjoy continental. 17:37.828 --> 17:41.098 Listen, go to your friends and take care of them. 17:41.098 --> 17:43.918 Stop chasing me and stay away from my money. 17:43.918 --> 17:46.968 So the biggest upside of lending or borrowing money in hostel is... 17:46.968 --> 17:49.848 that you get to know that who is not compatible with you. 17:49.848 --> 17:52.448 And who isn't compatible, is just not. 17:52.448 --> 17:55.728 But with whom you are, you should maintain it with them. 17:55.728 --> 17:58.128 Am I wrong? 17:58.128 --> 18:01.448 It's eggless for sure. Right? I only like jokes in non-veg. 18:01.448 --> 18:03.128 What are you thinking about bro? 18:03.128 --> 18:05.528 I'm thinking whether I should go to the toilet or let it be. 18:05.528 --> 18:07.558 I'll feel hungry again. 18:07.558 --> 18:09.858 Will you come to drink milkshake with me? 18:09.858 --> 18:11.678 I don't have money. 18:11.678 --> 18:14.638 I have become broke living with Akanksha and Nabomita. 18:14.638 --> 18:16.378 Don't worry. It's on me. 18:16.378 --> 18:19.438 I have saved a lot living with Jaat and Jhaatu. 18:19.438 --> 18:21.568 Should we? Let's go. 18:21.568 --> 18:24.778 Let's go. You are hungry for milkshake too. Come. 18:24.778 --> 18:27.348 Get up you drama. 18:27.348 --> 18:29.908 Brother, two kiwi custard-apple. 18:29.908 --> 18:32.018 And do one pizza too. You are cool with it. Right? 18:32.018 --> 18:34.928 You pay for the pizza and I'll pay for kiwi custard-apple. Okay? 18:34.928 --> 18:36.328 Okay. 18:36.328 --> 18:37.878 -Cheese burst. -Give 18:37.878 --> 18:41.338 What did you think? These assholes will change? 18:41.339 --> 18:45.419 Financial relations in college are just like money in pocket. 18:45.419 --> 18:48.349 No matter how hard you try to straighten them, they'll still be a little folded. 18:48.349 --> 18:51.699 But you all don't worry, because here... 18:51.699 --> 18:53.889 the torn notes also work. Here you go. 18:53.889 --> 18:55.059 Sir, this note is torn. 18:55.059 --> 18:57.259 It would do. I'm using it since 2009. Look. 18:57.259 --> 18:58.629 I'm proud. . I'm using it since 2009. Look.