WEBVTT 00:00:05.508 --> 00:00:08.809 align:center Nowadays, eyes don't open before afternoon 00:00:08.899 --> 00:00:11.939 align:center Nowadays, eyes don't open before afternoon. 00:00:12.059 --> 00:00:15.699 align:center I slept only in your lap, mom. 00:00:18.269 --> 00:00:20.889 align:center I tell that witch "I love you" everyday. 00:00:21.159 --> 00:00:23.649 align:center I tell that witch "I love you" everyday, 00:00:23.829 --> 00:00:28.054 align:center but I forget to ask you, "How are you?", Mom. 00:00:29.479 --> 00:00:30.409 align:center Great, Chirag! 00:00:30.499 --> 00:00:31.789 align:center Forgive me. 00:00:32.099 --> 00:00:35.099 align:center Forgive me, I can't be like you. 00:00:35.289 --> 00:00:39.079 align:center Forgive me, I can't be like you. What can I do, 00:00:39.449 --> 00:00:43.189 align:center -I'm a son, not Mom. -Mom! 00:00:51.219 --> 00:00:52.579 align:center Ma Ma miya. 00:00:52.819 --> 00:00:54.869 align:center What a fabulous performance 00:00:54.989 --> 00:00:57.829 align:center by Chirag Bansal from Hostel 3. 00:00:58.339 --> 00:01:00.979 align:center Jaggery is healthier than sugar, 00:01:01.229 --> 00:01:03.269 align:center let's welcome our next poet 00:01:03.389 --> 00:01:06.339 align:center from Hostel 2, Madhur. 00:01:10.889 --> 00:01:12.329 align:center Will you take it home? 00:01:14.279 --> 00:01:16.159 align:center I'm not a man. 00:01:18.019 --> 00:01:19.979 align:center Is it a thing to laugh? 00:01:20.549 --> 00:01:22.199 align:center I'm not a man. 00:01:22.289 --> 00:01:23.459 align:center We can see brother. 00:01:24.769 --> 00:01:26.609 align:center Neither do I have a beard like Kohli, 00:01:27.259 --> 00:01:29.259 align:center Nor a vocabulary of abuse words unholy! 00:01:29.809 --> 00:01:31.859 align:center If a man doesn't feel pain, 00:01:32.259 --> 00:01:35.219 align:center he has to show his valor every time. 00:01:35.639 --> 00:01:37.099 align:center Then I am not a man! 00:01:39.689 --> 00:01:42.249 align:center Women's day, children's day, earth day 00:01:42.369 --> 00:01:45.439 align:center even that 7 day marathon of love is memorized, 00:01:45.839 --> 00:01:48.459 align:center but what about Men's day? 00:01:49.109 --> 00:01:51.859 align:center I write male in front of sex in forms, 00:01:51.949 --> 00:01:54.619 align:center but there is no match of my responsibilities. 00:01:56.159 --> 00:01:58.289 align:center I cry like girls, 00:01:58.559 --> 00:02:02.429 align:center I pass out in one beer. I'm not a man. 00:02:04.069 --> 00:02:06.289 align:center Baby might like bass, 00:02:06.679 --> 00:02:09.369 align:center but I like baby pink. 00:02:09.659 --> 00:02:11.219 align:center I'm not a man. 00:02:14.339 --> 00:02:15.659 align:center What's happening? 00:02:15.749 --> 00:02:17.609 align:center The quality of poets has gone down. 00:02:17.729 --> 00:02:19.979 align:center I get scared from darkness, 00:02:20.099 --> 00:02:21.899 align:center I'm not a man. 00:02:26.299 --> 00:02:28.469 align:center I can't drive fast, 00:02:28.689 --> 00:02:30.419 align:center I'm not a man. 00:02:33.449 --> 00:02:36.099 align:center I can't satisfy my girl in bed, 00:02:36.219 --> 00:02:37.789 align:center I'm not a man. 00:02:46.009 --> 00:02:46.959 align:center Thank you. 00:02:54.559 --> 00:02:56.779 align:center If I go out in jungle, the cuckoo says, 00:02:56.859 --> 00:02:58.489 align:center Coo. 00:02:58.609 --> 00:03:01.279 align:center When I see H3's face then my mouth says, 00:03:01.399 --> 00:03:02.959 align:center Yuck! 00:03:03.079 --> 00:03:05.709 align:center Look at this, he took first prize by saying he is not a man. 00:03:06.449 --> 00:03:07.670 align:center Let's go. 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:11.040 align:center 3rd in LAN gaming, as you can't keep up with Rohan and Dilip. 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:13.639 align:center Fourth in quiz, because everyone is scared from viva. 00:03:14.089 --> 00:03:16.119 align:center And disqualified in face painting. 00:03:16.239 --> 00:03:19.055 align:center I didn't knew that blood was not allowed to be used for painting. 00:03:19.261 --> 00:03:22.713 align:center Some guys used to consider themselves stud, 00:03:22.793 --> 00:03:25.853 align:center See here comes H3's 00:03:29.350 --> 00:03:31.150 align:center And about poetry, Chirag? 00:03:33.250 --> 00:03:35.680 align:center I should have taken, the Road not taken. 00:03:36.310 --> 00:03:39.120 align:center Bhopu brother, being the team leader, 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:41.930 align:center I take the whole credit of this embarrassing defeat. 00:03:42.600 --> 00:03:43.504 align:center One more 00:03:43.529 --> 00:03:45.004 align:center Look, here comes H3's 00:03:45.029 --> 00:03:47.157 align:center There is a talk going on in the hostels, 00:03:47.182 --> 00:03:48.450 align:center We got to know 00:03:48.530 --> 00:03:51.364 align:center There is something growing in beneath H3 00:03:57.017 --> 00:03:58.115 align:center Our seniors, 00:03:58.627 --> 00:04:01.087 align:center their burden is on me since I've become cultural head. 00:04:01.112 --> 00:04:02.182 align:center Look at their faces, 00:04:02.780 --> 00:04:04.781 align:center they have won the contest for years. 00:04:05.171 --> 00:04:07.251 align:center They had the drive that after every competition, 00:04:07.561 --> 00:04:09.591 align:center they used to go to hostel 2 drinking 16 glass of water. 00:04:10.001 --> 00:04:10.951 align:center You know why? 00:04:11.041 --> 00:04:11.971 align:center To become triple H? 00:04:12.481 --> 00:04:14.251 align:center To play the festival of pee on their walls. 00:04:16.371 --> 00:04:18.991 align:center And now they have stopped participating in hostel activities. 00:04:19.491 --> 00:04:20.791 align:center They only study. 00:04:21.031 --> 00:04:22.421 align:center Like they came to college for that. 00:04:23.061 --> 00:04:24.311 align:center Now hostel 3's butt 00:04:25.771 --> 00:04:26.890 align:center is in your hand. 00:04:27.571 --> 00:04:28.951 align:center And if it gets beaten this time, 00:04:30.901 --> 00:04:32.181 align:center do something Chirag. 00:04:35.081 --> 00:04:37.991 align:center Who made a dick on Bhopu's face? We will get our file made from him. 00:04:39.446 --> 00:04:41.151 align:center Brother, you wrote very emotionally. 00:04:41.481 --> 00:04:43.031 align:center Their team had all boys, 00:04:43.391 --> 00:04:44.441 align:center we got aunts. 00:04:44.841 --> 00:04:47.411 align:center The audience betrayed us. 00:04:47.821 --> 00:04:49.101 align:center They related with impotence. 00:04:51.411 --> 00:04:53.171 align:center But for me, you are the winner Chirag. 00:04:53.701 --> 00:04:55.901 align:center I could have dedicated your poetry to my mother, 00:04:56.381 --> 00:04:57.771 align:center but she isn't that good of a mother. 00:04:58.781 --> 00:05:01.671 align:center Chirag, don't you lose hope. We will see them. 00:05:02.051 --> 00:05:04.271 align:center I think it's the judge's fault. 00:05:04.901 --> 00:05:06.271 align:center You saw that? 00:05:06.611 --> 00:05:09.081 align:center It's always the judge's fault. Always. 00:05:09.451 --> 00:05:12.121 align:center Slam poetry is already loser's medium. 00:05:12.211 --> 00:05:13.541 align:center They have to write rubbish. 00:05:16.761 --> 00:05:20.461 align:center Okay, now you are judging the judge, that what is she doing here? 00:05:20.941 --> 00:05:23.091 align:center I'm this hostel's alumni. 00:05:23.581 --> 00:05:26.011 align:center Earlier I used to listen to judges being a contestant, 00:05:26.411 --> 00:05:28.061 align:center and now being a judge. 00:05:30.521 --> 00:05:33.551 align:center We judges don't get any respect. 00:05:33.671 --> 00:05:35.651 align:center And these people are providing cab 00:05:35.741 --> 00:05:38.001 align:center as well as one meal and fresh juice. 00:05:38.121 --> 00:05:41.801 align:center Oh hello? Last time it was chicken sandwich. Where is it this time? 00:05:44.011 --> 00:05:45.511 align:center Go, bring it fast. 00:05:45.631 --> 00:05:47.821 align:center Sachin, who took out the chicken sandwich from the box? 00:05:47.911 --> 00:05:51.221 align:center It's very important to make trouble for the peace of heart. 00:05:51.651 --> 00:05:54.731 align:center Hostel rivalry is like this too. 00:05:54.851 --> 00:05:58.521 align:center Wherever you get free time and testosterone, 00:05:58.611 --> 00:06:00.611 align:center there must be a fire. 00:06:02.131 --> 00:06:03.341 align:center And about me, 00:06:03.431 --> 00:06:06.301 align:center when Bhallal dev and Bahubali will meet together, 00:06:06.711 --> 00:06:09.951 align:center then Shivagami will sit in AC and 00:06:10.041 --> 00:06:12.721 align:center keep judging and give points. 00:06:14.861 --> 00:06:16.811 align:center You shouldn't have removed that line, 00:06:17.131 --> 00:06:21.221 align:center "When there are four people in house, and three cake pieces, 00:06:21.341 --> 00:06:24.981 align:center then she stays hungry, Mom." 00:06:25.101 --> 00:06:28.441 align:center Hey, Manjrekar? If you know this much, then you should have done it. 00:06:28.531 --> 00:06:31.501 align:center This is fairly new, that is why you are so emotional. 00:06:31.791 --> 00:06:34.351 align:center This hostel rivalry shit is going on from years. 00:06:34.471 --> 00:06:36.271 align:center Jhaatu, you leave this. 00:06:36.571 --> 00:06:39.281 align:center You are used to humiliation, not us. 00:06:39.471 --> 00:06:41.031 align:center Guys, guys. Wait a minute, 00:06:41.581 --> 00:06:44.621 align:center Not everything is lost, we have that short film competition. 00:06:44.741 --> 00:06:47.111 align:center Exactly, we will fight in that. 00:06:48.021 --> 00:06:49.331 align:center No, Akanksha. 00:06:50.221 --> 00:06:51.931 align:center This time we will not fight. 00:06:53.891 --> 00:06:54.871 align:center Okay. 00:06:56.321 --> 00:06:57.251 align:center This time, 00:07:02.061 --> 00:07:03.081 align:center we will win. 00:07:04.311 --> 00:07:05.261 align:center Title. 00:07:19.301 --> 00:07:21.441 align:center Crew, I welcome you all 00:07:21.561 --> 00:07:24.911 align:center to the first production meet of Maal Magnum Opus. 00:07:25.861 --> 00:07:29.861 align:center Every side is yours, but the earth is mine. 00:07:29.981 --> 00:07:31.851 align:center What a name. 00:07:32.081 --> 00:07:35.281 align:center This is a tragic tale about 2 friends. 00:07:35.821 --> 00:07:38.051 align:center Vigyan and Dhanwan. 00:07:38.561 --> 00:07:40.201 align:center Dhanwan has no parents, 00:07:40.321 --> 00:07:42.441 align:center but Vigyan has two. 00:07:42.851 --> 00:07:44.861 align:center Mother and Mother Nature. 00:07:44.981 --> 00:07:45.931 align:center Oh. 00:07:46.881 --> 00:07:47.961 align:center Wow. 00:07:48.121 --> 00:07:50.431 align:center Vigyan, being on the path of science, 00:07:50.521 --> 00:07:55.447 align:center tells to Mukesh Dhanwan that 'don't do pollution', don't do it, don't', But he... 00:07:55.527 --> 00:07:56.381 align:center But what? 00:07:59.491 --> 00:08:01.141 align:center If I tell you everything, 00:08:01.261 --> 00:08:05.361 align:center will you make boats out of script, sister? 00:08:06.881 --> 00:08:08.641 align:center Take this. Read the script. 00:08:09.581 --> 00:08:12.321 align:center This is a blood wrenching tale of two friends. 00:08:12.861 --> 00:08:14.861 align:center We will see how jealousy, 00:08:14.981 --> 00:08:17.491 align:center pride and friendship fucks the environment. 00:08:17.611 --> 00:08:20.501 align:center Just because he read a few books, he's the director now? 00:08:21.401 --> 00:08:22.511 align:center -Akku? -Yes. 00:08:23.211 --> 00:08:24.541 align:center You wear clothes. 00:08:24.871 --> 00:08:28.522 align:center So you will be responsible for costumes and makeup. 00:08:29.761 --> 00:08:33.561 align:center Nabo, your camera sense is very bad. 00:08:33.681 --> 00:08:35.741 align:center So I'll handle the camera. 00:08:35.831 --> 00:08:37.841 align:center Hello, this is my camera. 00:08:39.011 --> 00:08:42.131 align:center Sister, this is for your good. 00:08:42.221 --> 00:08:45.661 align:center Don't get into this industry. This industry is not good, princess. 00:08:45.781 --> 00:08:47.021 align:center -Really? -Yes. 00:08:48.021 --> 00:08:50.031 align:center Princess will do camera, move. 00:08:50.571 --> 00:08:51.831 align:center She's very stubborn. 00:08:52.791 --> 00:08:56.061 align:center And now, very very important. 00:08:57.621 --> 00:08:59.281 align:center Actors. 00:09:01.251 --> 00:09:02.951 align:center Jaat, Jaat, Jaat. 00:09:03.541 --> 00:09:05.891 align:center You have always been there with me in my bad times. 00:09:06.181 --> 00:09:08.711 align:center You have been my biggest support. 00:09:08.831 --> 00:09:12.051 align:center That is why you will be the supporting actor of the film. 00:09:12.361 --> 00:09:14.851 align:center And lead actor will be Ankit. 00:09:15.321 --> 00:09:16.361 align:center Cut, cut, cut. 00:09:16.861 --> 00:09:20.181 align:center There is a personality of the hero, his charisma. 00:09:20.301 --> 00:09:21.761 align:center What does he have that I don't? 00:09:21.851 --> 00:09:22.771 align:center Hey, Jaat. 00:09:23.291 --> 00:09:26.133 align:center He has read four books, he is our director. 00:09:26.381 --> 00:09:27.691 align:center A useless director. 00:09:27.781 --> 00:09:28.971 align:center It's not like that. 00:09:29.061 --> 00:09:33.271 align:center Actually, the lead character which I'm thinking about is a big loser. 00:09:33.361 --> 00:09:34.781 align:center Ankit is perfect for that. 00:09:35.411 --> 00:09:36.296 align:center Oh. 00:09:37.281 --> 00:09:38.151 align:center Thank you. 00:09:38.331 --> 00:09:39.301 align:center And what will I do? 00:09:39.421 --> 00:09:41.971 align:center You will be spot boy. You will bring snacks for everyone. 00:09:42.251 --> 00:09:43.431 align:center -Spot boy? -Yes. 00:09:43.601 --> 00:09:46.201 align:center Asshole, I'm G-spot boy. 00:09:46.901 --> 00:09:48.511 align:center Let me know if there is anything for me. 00:09:48.671 --> 00:09:50.261 align:center See, 00:09:50.471 --> 00:09:52.151 align:center he would have had the budget money. 00:09:52.271 --> 00:09:54.895 align:center Huh? You would have told me that earlier. 00:09:54.985 --> 00:09:56.221 align:center He's called a producer. 00:09:56.311 --> 00:09:57.501 align:center I'll do it. No problem. 00:09:58.382 --> 00:09:59.705 align:center Producer. 00:09:59.795 --> 00:10:02.781 align:center We will win the competition this time, the judge is my aunt. 00:10:02.901 --> 00:10:05.511 align:center Guys, his aunt is the judge and our film hasn't even started. 00:10:05.631 --> 00:10:07.001 align:center Baby, baby. 00:10:07.121 --> 00:10:08.941 align:center Jaat, come on the mark. 00:10:09.371 --> 00:10:10.451 align:center Come on, let's start. 00:10:10.541 --> 00:10:14.101 align:center So the scene is that Dhanwan has come to meet Vigyan. 00:10:14.191 --> 00:10:16.691 align:center These childhood friends are now 55 years old. 00:10:18.361 --> 00:10:19.416 align:center Very good. 00:10:19.991 --> 00:10:22.611 align:center Dhanwan's ten companies have tanked. 00:10:22.701 --> 00:10:24.741 align:center But he still has one thing. 00:10:25.171 --> 00:10:26.807 align:center His pride. 00:10:27.031 --> 00:10:29.781 align:center What does Vigyan have? 00:10:30.001 --> 00:10:32.551 align:center Vigyan has a futuristic grape farm. 00:10:32.641 --> 00:10:35.151 align:center One grape has so much calories, 00:10:35.281 --> 00:10:38.091 align:center that it can cure the hunger of all of Africa's kids. 00:10:38.181 --> 00:10:39.921 align:center -Nice. -And Dhanwan, 00:10:40.141 --> 00:10:43.181 align:center wants to set up a plant at his farm. 00:10:43.271 --> 00:10:45.541 align:center Being a businessman, why a plant? 00:10:46.271 --> 00:10:47.551 align:center Nuclear plant. 00:10:48.251 --> 00:10:50.461 align:center -Oh, nice. -Got it? 00:10:50.551 --> 00:10:51.611 align:center I'll tell you the dialogue. 00:10:51.701 --> 00:10:53.071 align:center Jaat, your bag. 00:10:53.161 --> 00:10:54.401 align:center Oh, daughter. 00:10:54.731 --> 00:10:56.631 align:center This torn bag 00:10:56.721 --> 00:11:00.181 align:center has shown a scientist's poverty very well, 00:11:00.571 --> 00:11:02.351 align:center Thanks, we had to tear your bag. 00:11:02.441 --> 00:11:04.181 align:center -What? -Very good job Akku. 00:11:04.271 --> 00:11:05.261 align:center -Very nice. -Thank you. 00:11:05.351 --> 00:11:06.371 align:center Extremely well. 00:11:06.451 --> 00:11:07.071 align:center -Thanks. -Okay. 00:11:07.161 --> 00:11:08.451 align:center -Do the final touch up of everyone. -Yes. 00:11:08.541 --> 00:11:09.641 align:center Let's go. 00:11:10.091 --> 00:11:12.221 align:center That's it, sister. 00:11:12.780 --> 00:11:13.541 align:center Yes. 00:11:13.631 --> 00:11:16.191 align:center And air attack! 00:11:17.031 --> 00:11:18.921 align:center What is this? What? 00:11:19.011 --> 00:11:20.121 align:center Air squad! 00:11:20.781 --> 00:11:22.601 align:center We have got the shot of poor people. 00:11:24.381 --> 00:11:26.071 align:center We'll finish the remaining shoot here. Let's go. 00:11:26.161 --> 00:11:27.951 align:center What is this behavior? 00:11:28.471 --> 00:11:29.411 align:center What are you doing here? 00:11:30.221 --> 00:11:31.751 align:center And where did you get the drone from? 00:11:31.841 --> 00:11:33.121 align:center We didn't find it, we made it. 00:11:33.731 --> 00:11:35.781 align:center In our mid term project. What did you make? 00:11:36.271 --> 00:11:37.361 align:center Volcano? 00:11:39.161 --> 00:11:40.841 align:center Hey, we made solar system. 00:11:40.931 --> 00:11:41.981 align:center Solar panel, Jaat. 00:11:42.071 --> 00:11:43.261 align:center Hey, look. 00:11:43.521 --> 00:11:45.221 align:center Don't disturb us, okay? 00:11:45.541 --> 00:11:47.241 align:center I've gotten into the hero's character. 00:11:47.421 --> 00:11:49.081 align:center And my character is a murderer. 00:11:49.171 --> 00:11:51.041 align:center Ankit, no spoilers. 00:11:51.131 --> 00:11:52.551 align:center -Sorry, sorry. -You? 00:11:52.783 --> 00:11:56.171 align:center Hero? No one will give you even the replacement of hero. 00:11:56.851 --> 00:11:59.031 align:center What did you say? Say it again. 00:12:00.611 --> 00:12:03.311 align:center You, your voice has that depth. 00:12:03.591 --> 00:12:05.411 align:center You are hero material, my boy. 00:12:05.591 --> 00:12:07.661 align:center You are hero material. Call me. 00:12:08.021 --> 00:12:10.311 align:center What did you say? Say it again. 00:12:11.091 --> 00:12:13.501 align:center And you? What a stupid director you are! 00:12:16.651 --> 00:12:18.261 align:center Where is your hat? 00:12:20.361 --> 00:12:22.881 align:center Is this how you will win Jashn-e-darpan 2022? 00:12:23.441 --> 00:12:24.581 align:center I don't wanna brag, 00:12:24.671 --> 00:12:28.061 align:center but last year our film went for Dombivili film festival. 00:12:28.641 --> 00:12:30.391 align:center And this year, 00:12:31.111 --> 00:12:32.481 align:center we have also sent it for the Coorg Film Festival. 00:12:32.571 --> 00:12:34.641 align:center So what? Is the festival a big deal? 00:12:35.661 --> 00:12:37.071 align:center We will release it on Diwali guys. 00:12:38.581 --> 00:12:39.831 align:center Look at this Jhaatu. 00:12:39.921 --> 00:12:42.351 align:center He used to make drinks every weekend, 00:12:42.761 --> 00:12:44.991 align:center now he's making lemonade. 00:12:46.351 --> 00:12:47.711 align:center Dumb. 00:12:52.221 --> 00:12:53.531 align:center Dumb. 00:12:56.641 --> 00:12:57.691 align:center Dumb? 00:13:00.231 --> 00:13:02.651 align:center How can he call me dumb on my face? 00:13:03.231 --> 00:13:05.481 align:center He can say behind my back. 00:13:07.051 --> 00:13:08.821 align:center I only spared him as you girls were there. 00:13:08.911 --> 00:13:11.021 align:center Otherwise I would have thrashed them well. 00:13:11.661 --> 00:13:12.738 align:center Okay. 00:13:13.751 --> 00:13:16.161 align:center I heard that they have taken Mr. Fresher as hero. 00:13:16.321 --> 00:13:19.381 align:center And however, personality is important to be hero. 00:13:19.661 --> 00:13:21.371 align:center Not good looks. 00:13:21.461 --> 00:13:23.021 align:center You. 00:13:23.211 --> 00:13:24.451 align:center He doesn't have that too. 00:13:25.811 --> 00:13:28.581 align:center And I have seen in serials, they take new hero in new season. 00:13:28.811 --> 00:13:30.991 align:center This is still a short film. You change it. 00:13:31.081 --> 00:13:33.721 align:center And the film can be super hit without supporting actor too. 00:13:34.141 --> 00:13:36.041 align:center You know which is the most popular category in porn right? 00:13:36.131 --> 00:13:37.398 align:center -What is it? -POV. 00:13:37.488 --> 00:13:38.851 align:center Brother, we are shemale one's. 00:13:38.941 --> 00:13:41.831 align:center Now you decide Chirag, that you need this POV or this SUV. 00:13:41.921 --> 00:13:43.441 align:center -Yes you decide. -Guys, guys. 00:13:43.531 --> 00:13:44.658 align:center Guys, stop it. 00:13:45.171 --> 00:13:47.591 align:center In every film the problem comes before the interval only. 00:13:48.061 --> 00:13:50.401 align:center So tomorrow we will shoot the climax. 00:13:51.731 --> 00:13:53.851 align:center So what if they removed us from location? 00:13:54.541 --> 00:13:57.760 align:center Tomorrow we will wake up early and go to new a location. 00:13:57.971 --> 00:13:59.701 align:center What will happen? 00:14:00.041 --> 00:14:02.481 align:center Vigyan and Dhanwan will 00:14:03.071 --> 00:14:04.621 align:center meet in basketball court instead of Civil court. 00:14:05.731 --> 00:14:08.851 align:center So guys, tomorrow is a big day. 00:14:09.521 --> 00:14:11.651 align:center Get some good sleep, okay? 00:14:12.111 --> 00:14:14.561 align:center And Ankit, my boy. 00:14:16.471 --> 00:14:17.881 align:center Get some beauty sleep. 00:14:18.781 --> 00:14:19.891 align:center Beauty sleep. 00:14:20.591 --> 00:14:21.371 align:center Okay, enough. 00:14:21.461 --> 00:14:22.961 align:center -Just blow him. -Shut up. 00:14:23.051 --> 00:14:25.621 align:center -Ankit. -Tomorrow is a very special day. 00:14:26.561 --> 00:14:29.651 align:center You wake us up so early, I didn't even sleep properly. 00:14:29.741 --> 00:14:31.371 align:center Nabo, it's 12.30. 00:14:31.461 --> 00:14:33.971 align:center Dad would have even burped after the lunch. 00:14:34.591 --> 00:14:36.261 align:center So early? 00:14:37.270 --> 00:14:38.021 align:center Ankit. 00:14:38.111 --> 00:14:39.831 align:center -Coffee? -No no. 00:14:40.061 --> 00:14:40.821 align:center But... 00:14:40.911 --> 00:14:42.431 align:center -Look at the lines. -I'm prepared 00:14:42.521 --> 00:14:43.581 align:center you take care of your actor. 00:14:43.691 --> 00:14:44.621 align:center Still, one time.. 00:14:47.501 --> 00:14:48.871 align:center Let's go, everyone ready? 00:14:49.231 --> 00:14:49.851 align:center Yes. 00:14:50.021 --> 00:14:50.644 align:center Great. 00:14:51.891 --> 00:14:53.251 align:center Spot? 00:14:53.481 --> 00:14:55.821 align:center I told you there should be an umbrella on actor's head. 00:14:55.911 --> 00:14:58.051 align:center He's standing in sunlight from so long, where is the umbrella? 00:14:58.141 --> 00:15:00.541 align:center The whole film is being produced at the cost of one umbrella. 00:15:00.631 --> 00:15:03.481 align:center If you ask for umbrella, I will sit on your chest and beat you up. 00:15:03.836 --> 00:15:05.921 align:center Okay, umbrella cancel. You sit. 00:15:06.171 --> 00:15:09.441 align:center Ready? Actors on your mark. Action. 00:15:09.531 --> 00:15:12.021 align:center I'm holding hands and requesting to you, 00:15:12.261 --> 00:15:14.431 align:center that reduce your stubbornness. 00:15:14.521 --> 00:15:16.531 align:center Reuse your brain, 00:15:16.621 --> 00:15:19.341 align:center and recycle your thinking. 00:15:19.501 --> 00:15:25.541 align:center If possible then please forgive me Vigyan. 00:15:25.631 --> 00:15:27.231 align:center Cut, cut cut. 00:15:27.311 --> 00:15:28.503 align:center -What happened? -Ankit? 00:15:28.771 --> 00:15:30.991 align:center Your eyes should be teary while speaking these lines. 00:15:31.081 --> 00:15:32.231 align:center -You know, emotion? -Okay, okay. 00:15:32.321 --> 00:15:32.941 align:center Okay, okay. 00:15:33.031 --> 00:15:34.401 align:center Guys, let him take some time. 00:15:34.491 --> 00:15:37.991 align:center If side actor performs better than lead actor, then the film won't look good. 00:15:38.081 --> 00:15:40.021 align:center No problem. 00:15:41.161 --> 00:15:42.121 align:center The makeup is done. 00:15:42.981 --> 00:15:43.711 align:center Action. 00:15:43.801 --> 00:15:46.891 align:center I'm holding hands and requesting to you, Dhanwan 00:15:46.981 --> 00:15:49.281 align:center that reduce your stubbornness. 00:15:49.371 --> 00:15:51.381 align:center reuse your brain 00:15:51.471 --> 00:15:53.812 align:center and recycle your thinking. 00:15:53.902 --> 00:15:55.661 align:center Very good. 00:15:56.191 --> 00:15:57.311 align:center Just do it. 00:15:58.721 --> 00:15:59.600 align:center Ankit. 00:16:02.461 --> 00:16:03.781 align:center Asshole, do it. 00:16:04.211 --> 00:16:09.411 align:center If possible, then forgive me Vigyan. 00:16:09.861 --> 00:16:12.051 align:center -Cut it, Ankit. -What happend. 00:16:12.141 --> 00:16:14.351 align:center Where are the tears? I want the tears. 00:16:14.441 --> 00:16:17.571 align:center Where should I bring the tears from, my Anurag Basu? 00:16:17.781 --> 00:16:19.811 align:center Chirag, you give me permission, 00:16:20.081 --> 00:16:22.631 align:center I'll bring out his pee and tears in one slap. 00:16:22.721 --> 00:16:23.941 align:center -Jaat. -Slap me then. 00:16:24.031 --> 00:16:26.631 align:center Guys, guys please don't fight. 00:16:26.721 --> 00:16:29.751 align:center What are you doing? You have to fight in film, not for the film. 00:16:29.841 --> 00:16:33.821 align:center And not for the kind of film which has no direction. 00:16:33.911 --> 00:16:37.241 align:center I've been asking, when will we do production? 00:16:37.331 --> 00:16:39.121 align:center But who himself doesn't know 00:16:39.211 --> 00:16:41.761 align:center how to produce? How will you tell others? 00:16:42.271 --> 00:16:43.981 align:center Okay, don't do. Hey, come here. 00:16:44.171 --> 00:16:45.701 align:center Return the budget money. 00:16:45.851 --> 00:16:47.938 align:center You have eaten for about 200 people in about 2 days, 00:16:48.028 --> 00:16:49.241 align:center and you are asking me for the maths? 00:16:49.331 --> 00:16:50.991 align:center -Nothing is left, fatty. -Hey? 00:16:51.151 --> 00:16:54.541 align:center You can't talk to director like that, what if he cried? 00:16:54.631 --> 00:16:56.601 align:center If he cries, then he will get beaten up with slippers. 00:16:56.691 --> 00:16:58.891 align:center -What is happening? -Is this your crew Chirag? 00:16:59.261 --> 00:17:02.231 align:center Exactly. No one becomes Scorcese by wearing glasses. 00:17:02.321 --> 00:17:04.171 align:center You are raging bull, not it's director. 00:17:04.261 --> 00:17:05.911 align:center And brother, this girl is also not nice. 00:17:06.001 --> 00:17:07.531 align:center I'm asking her from five days 00:17:07.621 --> 00:17:11.121 align:center that how can a rectangle film be made from round lens, but she doesn't tell. 00:17:11.211 --> 00:17:13.661 align:center -Look. -So, at least she's trying. 00:17:13.791 --> 00:17:16.821 align:center She didn't come from the village to become a side actor. 00:17:16.911 --> 00:17:17.690 align:center Hey! 00:17:17.770 --> 00:17:19.601 align:center I don't know who has made him the hero? 00:17:19.691 --> 00:17:21.182 align:center If you weren't Chirag's friend, 00:17:21.272 --> 00:17:23.111 align:center no one would have even asked you to clean the set. 00:17:23.201 --> 00:17:24.674 align:center -Yes. -And being a DOPA, 00:17:24.764 --> 00:17:26.141 align:center will you act like a pornstar too? 00:17:26.231 --> 00:17:28.251 align:center We want hero, not a plumber. 00:17:28.341 --> 00:17:30.211 align:center And his face is bad too. 00:17:30.301 --> 00:17:31.881 align:center Attitude is also not very cool. 00:17:32.021 --> 00:17:35.258 align:center You can only be an extra even in your own biography. 00:17:36.926 --> 00:17:38.162 align:center Jaat, 00:17:38.751 --> 00:17:39.791 align:center what are you saying? 00:17:40.271 --> 00:17:42.211 align:center Nabo, tears came. Start rolling. 00:17:42.301 --> 00:17:43.911 align:center -I will humiliate him more. -Do, do. 00:17:44.001 --> 00:17:45.941 align:center His beard also comes in installments. 00:17:46.391 --> 00:17:48.221 align:center You are the real impotent. 00:17:49.081 --> 00:17:51.071 align:center Shut up. Just shut up. 00:17:51.781 --> 00:17:53.851 align:center What kind of unprofessional people are you? 00:17:54.911 --> 00:17:56.651 align:center Cinema is society's mirror. 00:17:56.741 --> 00:17:59.871 align:center But when the room is so dark, the reflection is impossible. 00:18:00.391 --> 00:18:03.211 align:center I need to give directions to everyone. 00:18:03.301 --> 00:18:06.791 align:center I can't do everything. I'm an engineer, not Kamal Hassan. 00:18:07.711 --> 00:18:09.351 align:center You don't want to do it? 00:18:09.441 --> 00:18:11.491 align:center You don't want to do it? You neither? 00:18:11.761 --> 00:18:14.011 align:center Don't do it. Now I don't want to do it. 00:18:17.824 --> 00:18:21.021 align:center The whole country comes together during the match with Pakistan. 00:18:21.333 --> 00:18:23.471 align:center But in IPL we divide among each other. 00:18:23.561 --> 00:18:27.281 align:center Kohli Gambhir, Kohli Rohit, Kohli Suryakumar, Kohli.. 00:18:28.171 --> 00:18:30.591 align:center You know the drill. But don't worry, 00:18:30.911 --> 00:18:32.941 align:center Just like the comment section of Coke Studio, 00:18:33.031 --> 00:18:36.251 align:center everyone will come together here too. Keep watching. 00:18:36.341 --> 00:18:37.971 align:center Move. 00:18:39.101 --> 00:18:40.761 align:center Keep your eyes open. 00:18:42.761 --> 00:18:44.511 align:center What happened to him? 00:18:46.771 --> 00:18:50.381 align:center I told you, Pankhudi is participating in wrestling competition. 00:18:50.471 --> 00:18:52.741 align:center Don't propose to her. She beat you up right? 00:18:53.101 --> 00:18:54.051 align:center Shut up asshole. 00:18:54.141 --> 00:18:56.511 align:center You have the habit of bending, and we are getting beaten. 00:18:57.001 --> 00:18:58.991 align:center You lost the poetry right, you will lose again. 00:18:59.131 --> 00:19:00.281 align:center But what happened? 00:19:00.371 --> 00:19:03.221 align:center When older generations shits, the younger generation bears it. 00:19:03.301 --> 00:19:04.281 align:center Look at Malya's daughter. 00:19:04.371 --> 00:19:07.051 align:center These H2 boys beat us wherever we see them. 00:19:07.141 --> 00:19:09.471 align:center I'm scared to go to class too. 00:19:09.801 --> 00:19:10.961 align:center Disgusting. 00:19:11.281 --> 00:19:14.381 align:center But, what made you cry my dear Keeda? 00:19:15.561 --> 00:19:17.981 align:center He abused in the name of father, I stayed quiet. 00:19:18.221 --> 00:19:20.241 align:center in the name of mother, I stayed quiet, 00:19:20.431 --> 00:19:23.421 align:center then they said motherfucker, so I couldn't control. 00:19:24.741 --> 00:19:26.401 align:center Fuck. Enough. 00:19:27.421 --> 00:19:28.593 align:center Enough. 00:19:28.961 --> 00:19:30.141 align:center I have decided, 00:19:30.761 --> 00:19:32.381 align:center I will be back. 00:19:33.001 --> 00:19:34.118 align:center I'm not Malya. 00:19:36.371 --> 00:19:38.231 align:center See you in empty theatres near you. 00:19:39.351 --> 00:19:41.377 align:center Just blow me, everything will be all right. 00:19:42.141 --> 00:19:43.191 align:center Guys, 00:19:43.281 --> 00:19:45.451 align:center apologizing doesn't make anyone less of a person. 00:19:45.971 --> 00:19:48.601 align:center And I'm glad you guys did it 00:19:50.001 --> 00:19:51.651 align:center A fist is made from five fingers. 00:19:52.061 --> 00:19:53.401 align:center We are still 6. 00:19:53.840 --> 00:19:56.501 align:center So, we will make Hritik's fist, 00:19:56.591 --> 00:19:58.031 align:center -we will make H2.. -We will make film. 00:19:58.121 --> 00:19:59.302 align:center Touche. 00:20:00.301 --> 00:20:03.691 align:center Anyways, we are gathered here for a reason 00:20:04.071 --> 00:20:06.511 align:center Because we lost the basketball court too. 00:20:07.051 --> 00:20:11.241 align:center Because some Tina's and Rahul's think that they can play basketball there. 00:20:12.641 --> 00:20:16.191 align:center So what? They can't take one thing from us. 00:20:16.751 --> 00:20:19.281 align:center That is our unity. 00:20:20.491 --> 00:20:22.481 align:center Fast, fast. Now hold. 00:20:22.601 --> 00:20:25.651 align:center So many pages to shoot and so few days. 00:20:25.741 --> 00:20:27.091 align:center How will it happen Jhaatu? 00:20:32.130 --> 00:20:35.271 align:center And till then, keep watching. 00:20:38.851 --> 00:20:39.951 align:center It's good. 00:20:40.291 --> 00:20:41.571 align:center What about the color palette? 00:20:42.225 --> 00:20:43.051 align:center Noir. 00:20:43.221 --> 00:20:45.111 align:center Yes, ask Nair. He has knowledge. 00:20:46.311 --> 00:20:48.181 align:center He will become Quentin Tarantino. 00:20:50.491 --> 00:20:51.831 align:center Chirag, come. 00:20:51.921 --> 00:20:53.481 align:center You put my credit, right? 00:20:53.571 --> 00:20:55.051 align:center Yes I wrote DOP. 00:20:55.171 --> 00:20:56.771 align:center Not DOP, I'm cameraman. 00:20:56.861 --> 00:20:58.911 align:center -It's the same, Nabo. -DOP! 00:20:59.051 --> 00:21:01.991 align:center She is so greedy, always asking for something or the other. 00:21:02.141 --> 00:21:03.391 align:center Let's go. 00:21:03.481 --> 00:21:04.841 align:center Come, our turn is coming. 00:21:05.811 --> 00:21:06.951 align:center Let's go. 00:21:08.231 --> 00:21:09.731 align:center Cheers. 00:21:10.331 --> 00:21:12.781 align:center Vigyan, where is the ice? 00:21:12.981 --> 00:21:14.461 align:center Melted! 00:21:15.001 --> 00:21:19.381 align:center We have gang banged the environment. 00:21:29.291 --> 00:21:31.281 align:center I asked you so many times, 00:21:31.501 --> 00:21:35.581 align:center don't create pollution. 00:21:35.671 --> 00:21:37.711 align:center But you didn't listen to me. 00:21:38.001 --> 00:21:39.689 align:center Now, die! 00:21:41.871 --> 00:21:43.761 align:center Awesome, brother. 00:21:43.851 --> 00:21:47.771 align:center Earth-dwellers, the businessmen of this planet, 00:21:47.861 --> 00:21:51.311 align:center have played football with this earth. 00:21:51.731 --> 00:21:54.941 align:center The goal made, and we lost. 00:21:55.621 --> 00:21:59.511 align:center But trust me and Elon brother. 00:21:59.801 --> 00:22:03.041 align:center Because the right time to enter Mars has come 00:22:03.631 --> 00:22:06.141 align:center So we will meet again, in this galaxy. 00:22:06.341 --> 00:22:11.221 align:center On this solar planet, but taking care of another planet. 00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:15.051 align:center What did you make? 00:22:15.141 --> 00:22:16.981 align:center Mom. 00:22:17.141 --> 00:22:20.371 align:center What a dick actor? Look at his face. 00:22:20.461 --> 00:22:23.731 align:center His face is like shit and his acting too. 00:22:25.271 --> 00:22:29.891 align:center Chirag! Make something different? What are you doing? You fatso boy. 00:22:29.981 --> 00:22:31.671 align:center Useless director, useless film! 00:22:31.761 --> 00:22:37.591 align:center You ruined TV's name. What a bad acting you have done. Chirag, moron. 00:22:44.901 --> 00:22:47.601 align:center I failed. I failed everyone. 00:22:48.781 --> 00:22:51.211 align:center I wanted to make Tenet by flipping time. 00:22:51.301 --> 00:22:53.291 align:center I couldn't even make a 1080p film. 00:22:53.771 --> 00:22:56.281 align:center I wanted to create a suspense like shutter island, 00:22:56.371 --> 00:22:58.461 align:center not nonsense like Sajid Khan. 00:22:59.041 --> 00:23:02.301 align:center Chirag brother, winning and losing are part of life, leave it. 00:23:02.701 --> 00:23:05.441 align:center I don't have the sorrow of losing to H2 00:23:06.081 --> 00:23:08.931 align:center I'm sad because I didn't come last in my life. 00:23:10.351 --> 00:23:11.360 align:center You know? 00:23:11.831 --> 00:23:13.931 align:center Sorrow is a part of life. 00:23:14.341 --> 00:23:17.021 align:center But there is one sorrow, 00:23:17.111 --> 00:23:20.741 align:center which just feels permanent. 00:23:21.391 --> 00:23:23.381 align:center I'm feeling the same today. 00:23:24.321 --> 00:23:25.421 align:center Sorry guys, 00:23:25.831 --> 00:23:27.861 align:center I'll take the transfer certificate tomorrow itself. 00:23:28.611 --> 00:23:32.131 align:center What are you saying? We won. 00:23:40.141 --> 00:23:41.971 align:center But how? 00:23:42.131 --> 00:23:43.411 align:center Did we buy reviews? 00:23:43.501 --> 00:23:46.421 align:center It didn't come to that, we won on merit. 00:23:46.511 --> 00:23:47.931 align:center Come. 00:23:48.141 --> 00:23:49.651 align:center You crazy! 00:23:50.571 --> 00:23:52.461 align:center I can't do this, you shake hands with me. 00:23:53.301 --> 00:23:55.721 align:center -You pick me! -But what happened to H2 guys' film? 00:23:55.811 --> 00:23:58.166 align:center They made a film from blind people's perspective. 00:23:58.256 --> 00:24:01.491 align:center There was a black screen for 1.5 hours. 00:24:01.581 --> 00:24:03.071 align:center And his director was indecent. 00:24:03.161 --> 00:24:04.971 align:center He tried to get with his actress, like casting couch. 00:24:05.851 --> 00:24:07.831 align:center So our film was left, we came first. 00:24:10.341 --> 00:24:11.491 align:center Yes? 00:24:12.401 --> 00:24:13.401 align:center Where is Nabomita? 00:24:13.491 --> 00:24:14.971 align:center She is clicking selfies with the judge. 00:24:15.061 --> 00:24:18.951 align:center Hail Chirag Bansal. 00:24:19.041 --> 00:24:23.141 align:center -Who's the best? -Chirag Bansal Chirag Bansal. 00:24:23.231 --> 00:24:26.191 align:center Chirag Bansal! 00:24:26.321 --> 00:24:28.911 align:center You guys beat H2 guys. 00:24:31.771 --> 00:24:33.061 align:center We will show them, brother. 00:24:41.111 --> 00:24:44.665 align:center Look clearly, who is your dad? Chirag Bansal Pokemon. 00:24:45.361 --> 00:24:48.001 align:center I'm agriculture engineer guys, 00:24:48.131 --> 00:24:50.991 align:center You will give me land, I will plow it. 00:24:51.081 --> 00:24:53.291 align:center You will show your butt to H3, 00:24:53.381 --> 00:24:56.763 align:center I will break chawanprash on it. 00:24:59.651 --> 00:25:00.762 align:center Hey! 00:25:00.842 --> 00:25:03.661 align:center Where are you going? 00:25:03.971 --> 00:25:06.891 align:center Jassi, your interview is there, that is why I'm washing your underwear. 00:25:08.561 --> 00:25:09.231 align:center Badri brother? 00:25:09.321 --> 00:25:10.891 align:center -Yes? -Let's rehearse for the interview once. 00:25:10.981 --> 00:25:13.101 align:center Yes. Where do you see yourself in five years? 00:25:13.191 --> 00:25:16.221 align:center First of all Sir, it's been an utter honour. 00:25:20.081 --> 00:25:24.441 align:center Please go. The walls of H2 are waiting for you sir. 00:25:25.831 --> 00:25:27.131 align:center What are you saying? 00:25:28.031 --> 00:25:30.051 align:center I have defeated H2. 00:25:30.221 --> 00:25:31.791 align:center We are winners. 00:25:32.311 --> 00:25:36.171 align:center I was going to bring chicken dinner too, but it's Tuesday. 00:25:37.241 --> 00:25:38.321 align:center So? 00:25:38.411 --> 00:25:40.281 align:center So by drinking 16 glasses of water, 00:25:40.571 --> 00:25:42.471 align:center peeing on their walls 00:25:42.651 --> 00:25:44.951 align:center set your bladders free. 00:25:46.221 --> 00:25:47.691 align:center Are you dumb? 00:25:48.171 --> 00:25:50.781 align:center You know that H3 is the newest hostel? It got constructed 3 years back only. 00:25:51.041 --> 00:25:52.821 align:center Before that we used to live in H2 only. 00:25:53.711 --> 00:25:56.631 align:center That means our ancestors are our enemies? 00:25:56.721 --> 00:25:59.661 align:center Brother, go to your room and study. 00:25:59.901 --> 00:26:01.671 align:center The placement cell won't look at the menace of hostel, 00:26:01.761 --> 00:26:03.591 align:center but your marksheet. 00:26:03.951 --> 00:26:05.031 align:center Dumb. 00:26:05.121 --> 00:26:06.101 align:center -Go. -Sorry Sir. 00:26:06.191 --> 00:26:07.821 align:center -Go to your room. -Yes I'm going. 00:26:08.131 --> 00:26:09.051 align:center So sir, as I was saying, 00:26:09.141 --> 00:26:13.131 align:center in five years I see myself doing a stand-up special for Amazon prime. 00:26:13.531 --> 00:26:14.531 align:center Stand-up? 00:26:14.621 --> 00:26:16.951 align:center You are an engineer. Talk about engineering. 00:26:17.071 --> 00:26:19.151 align:center But all the engineers do stand-up only. 00:26:20.121 --> 00:26:21.411 align:center Are you feeling bad? 00:26:21.501 --> 00:26:25.695 align:center So come here, sit on this chair and watch their 'film'. 00:26:26.111 --> 00:26:29.841 align:center The respect for censor board awakens after watching their film. 00:26:29.931 --> 00:26:33.321 align:center At least they can outburst by cutting the scenes. 00:26:35.581 --> 00:26:37.541 align:center The purpose of competition in hostel, 00:26:37.671 --> 00:26:39.531 align:center is to make the student's resume strong 00:26:39.621 --> 00:26:41.711 align:center and to install teamwork in them. 00:26:42.180 --> 00:26:45.001 align:center When they get a job in future, then 00:26:45.091 --> 00:26:48.301 align:center they will schmooze their boss together. 00:26:48.811 --> 00:26:51.001 align:center And about their inner filmmaker, 00:26:51.321 --> 00:26:55.131 align:center after 10 years when they watch their film, they will spit on themselves. 00:26:56.721 --> 00:26:57.851 align:center Listen? 00:26:57.941 --> 00:27:00.361 align:center Last year you booked SUV, why a mini this time? 00:27:02.071 --> 00:27:03.481 align:center What are you thinking? Book a new one. 00:27:03.571 --> 00:27:05.451 align:center Sachin, why didn't you book a helicopter? 00:27:05.541 --> 00:27:07.911 align:center -Trouble! -Do one thing, book a train for her.