WEBVTT 00:05.508 --> 00:08.809 Nowadays, eyes don't open before afternoon 00:08.899 --> 00:11.939 Nowadays, eyes don't open before afternoon. 00:12.059 --> 00:15.699 I slept only in your lap, mom. 00:18.269 --> 00:20.889 I tell that witch "I love you" everyday. 00:21.159 --> 00:23.649 I tell that witch "I love you" everyday, 00:23.829 --> 00:28.054 but I forget to ask you, "How are you?", Mom. 00:29.479 --> 00:30.409 Great, Chirag! 00:30.499 --> 00:31.789 Forgive me. 00:32.099 --> 00:35.099 Forgive me, I can't be like you. 00:35.289 --> 00:39.079 Forgive me, I can't be like you. What can I do, 00:39.449 --> 00:43.189 -I'm a son, not Mom. -Mom! 00:51.219 --> 00:52.579 Ma Ma miya. 00:52.819 --> 00:54.869 What a fabulous performance 00:54.989 --> 00:57.829 by Chirag Bansal from Hostel 3. 00:58.339 --> 01:00.979 Jaggery is healthier than sugar, 01:01.229 --> 01:03.269 let's welcome our next poet 01:03.389 --> 01:06.339 from Hostel 2, Madhur. 01:10.889 --> 01:12.329 Will you take it home? 01:14.279 --> 01:16.159 I'm not a man. 01:18.019 --> 01:19.979 Is it a thing to laugh? 01:20.549 --> 01:22.199 I'm not a man. 01:22.289 --> 01:23.459 We can see brother. 01:24.769 --> 01:26.609 Neither do I have a beard like Kohli, 01:27.259 --> 01:29.259 Nor a vocabulary of abuse words unholy! 01:29.809 --> 01:31.859 If a man doesn't feel pain, 01:32.259 --> 01:35.219 he has to show his valor every time. 01:35.639 --> 01:37.099 Then I am not a man! 01:39.689 --> 01:42.249 Women's day, children's day, earth day 01:42.369 --> 01:45.439 even that 7 day marathon of love is memorized, 01:45.839 --> 01:48.459 but what about Men's day? 01:49.109 --> 01:51.859 I write male in front of sex in forms, 01:51.949 --> 01:54.619 but there is no match of my responsibilities. 01:56.159 --> 01:58.289 I cry like girls, 01:58.559 --> 02:02.429 I pass out in one beer. I'm not a man. 02:04.069 --> 02:06.289 Baby might like bass, 02:06.679 --> 02:09.369 but I like baby pink. 02:09.659 --> 02:11.219 I'm not a man. 02:14.339 --> 02:15.659 What's happening? 02:15.749 --> 02:17.609 The quality of poets has gone down. 02:17.729 --> 02:19.979 I get scared from darkness, 02:20.099 --> 02:21.899 I'm not a man. 02:26.299 --> 02:28.469 I can't drive fast, 02:28.689 --> 02:30.419 I'm not a man. 02:33.449 --> 02:36.099 I can't satisfy my girl in bed, 02:36.219 --> 02:37.789 I'm not a man. 02:46.009 --> 02:46.959 Thank you. 02:54.559 --> 02:56.779 If I go out in jungle, the cuckoo says, 02:56.859 --> 02:58.489 Coo. 02:58.609 --> 03:01.279 When I see H3's face then my mouth says, 03:01.399 --> 03:02.959 Yuck! 03:03.079 --> 03:05.709 Look at this, he took first prize by saying he is not a man. 03:06.449 --> 03:07.670 Let's go. 03:07.919 --> 03:11.040 3rd in LAN gaming, as you can't keep up with Rohan and Dilip. 03:11.319 --> 03:13.639 Fourth in quiz, because everyone is scared from viva. 03:14.089 --> 03:16.119 And disqualified in face painting. 03:16.239 --> 03:19.055 I didn't knew that blood was not allowed to be used for painting. 03:19.261 --> 03:22.713 Some guys used to consider themselves stud, 03:22.793 --> 03:25.853 See here comes H3's 03:29.350 --> 03:31.150 And about poetry, Chirag? 03:33.250 --> 03:35.680 I should have taken, the Road not taken. 03:36.310 --> 03:39.120 Bhopu brother, being the team leader, 03:39.240 --> 03:41.930 I take the whole credit of this embarrassing defeat. 03:42.600 --> 03:43.504 One more 03:43.529 --> 03:45.004 Look, here comes H3's 03:45.029 --> 03:47.157 There is a talk going on in the hostels, 03:47.182 --> 03:48.450 We got to know 03:48.530 --> 03:51.364 There is something growing in beneath H3 03:57.017 --> 03:58.115 Our seniors, 03:58.627 --> 04:01.087 their burden is on me since I've become cultural head. 04:01.112 --> 04:02.182 Look at their faces, 04:02.780 --> 04:04.781 they have won the contest for years. 04:05.171 --> 04:07.251 They had the drive that after every competition, 04:07.561 --> 04:09.591 they used to go to hostel 2 drinking 16 glass of water. 04:10.001 --> 04:10.951 You know why? 04:11.041 --> 04:11.971 To become triple H? 04:12.481 --> 04:14.251 To play the festival of pee on their walls. 04:16.371 --> 04:18.991 And now they have stopped participating in hostel activities. 04:19.491 --> 04:20.791 They only study. 04:21.031 --> 04:22.421 Like they came to college for that. 04:23.061 --> 04:24.311 Now hostel 3's butt 04:25.771 --> 04:26.890 is in your hand. 04:27.571 --> 04:28.951 And if it gets beaten this time, 04:30.901 --> 04:32.181 do something Chirag. 04:35.081 --> 04:37.991 Who made a dick on Bhopu's face? We will get our file made from him. 04:39.446 --> 04:41.151 Brother, you wrote very emotionally. 04:41.481 --> 04:43.031 Their team had all boys, 04:43.391 --> 04:44.441 we got aunts. 04:44.841 --> 04:47.411 The audience betrayed us. 04:47.821 --> 04:49.101 They related with impotence. 04:51.411 --> 04:53.171 But for me, you are the winner Chirag. 04:53.701 --> 04:55.901 I could have dedicated your poetry to my mother, 04:56.381 --> 04:57.771 but she isn't that good of a mother. 04:58.781 --> 05:01.671 Chirag, don't you lose hope. We will see them. 05:02.051 --> 05:04.271 I think it's the judge's fault. 05:04.901 --> 05:06.271 You saw that? 05:06.611 --> 05:09.081 It's always the judge's fault. Always. 05:09.451 --> 05:12.121 Slam poetry is already loser's medium. 05:12.211 --> 05:13.541 They have to write rubbish. 05:16.761 --> 05:20.461 Okay, now you are judging the judge, that what is she doing here? 05:20.941 --> 05:23.091 I'm this hostel's alumni. 05:23.581 --> 05:26.011 Earlier I used to listen to judges being a contestant, 05:26.411 --> 05:28.061 and now being a judge. 05:30.521 --> 05:33.551 We judges don't get any respect. 05:33.671 --> 05:35.651 And these people are providing cab 05:35.741 --> 05:38.001 as well as one meal and fresh juice. 05:38.121 --> 05:41.801 Oh hello? Last time it was chicken sandwich. Where is it this time? 05:44.011 --> 05:45.511 Go, bring it fast. 05:45.631 --> 05:47.821 Sachin, who took out the chicken sandwich from the box? 05:47.911 --> 05:51.221 It's very important to make trouble for the peace of heart. 05:51.651 --> 05:54.731 Hostel rivalry is like this too. 05:54.851 --> 05:58.521 Wherever you get free time and testosterone, 05:58.611 --> 06:00.611 there must be a fire. 06:02.131 --> 06:03.341 And about me, 06:03.431 --> 06:06.301 when Bhallal dev and Bahubali will meet together, 06:06.711 --> 06:09.951 then Shivagami will sit in AC and 06:10.041 --> 06:12.721 keep judging and give points. 06:14.861 --> 06:16.811 You shouldn't have removed that line, 06:17.131 --> 06:21.221 "When there are four people in house, and three cake pieces, 06:21.341 --> 06:24.981 then she stays hungry, Mom." 06:25.101 --> 06:28.441 Hey, Manjrekar? If you know this much, then you should have done it. 06:28.531 --> 06:31.501 This is fairly new, that is why you are so emotional. 06:31.791 --> 06:34.351 This hostel rivalry shit is going on from years. 06:34.471 --> 06:36.271 Jhaatu, you leave this. 06:36.571 --> 06:39.281 You are used to humiliation, not us. 06:39.471 --> 06:41.031 Guys, guys. Wait a minute, 06:41.581 --> 06:44.621 Not everything is lost, we have that short film competition. 06:44.741 --> 06:47.111 Exactly, we will fight in that. 06:48.021 --> 06:49.331 No, Akanksha. 06:50.221 --> 06:51.931 This time we will not fight. 06:53.891 --> 06:54.871 Okay. 06:56.321 --> 06:57.251 This time, 07:02.061 --> 07:03.081 we will win. 07:04.311 --> 07:05.261 Title. 07:19.301 --> 07:21.441 Crew, I welcome you all 07:21.561 --> 07:24.911 to the first production meet of Maal Magnum Opus. 07:25.861 --> 07:29.861 Every side is yours, but the earth is mine. 07:29.981 --> 07:31.851 What a name. 07:32.081 --> 07:35.281 This is a tragic tale about 2 friends. 07:35.821 --> 07:38.051 Vigyan and Dhanwan. 07:38.561 --> 07:40.201 Dhanwan has no parents, 07:40.321 --> 07:42.441 but Vigyan has two. 07:42.851 --> 07:44.861 Mother and Mother Nature. 07:44.981 --> 07:45.931 Oh. 07:46.881 --> 07:47.961 Wow. 07:48.121 --> 07:50.431 Vigyan, being on the path of science, 07:50.521 --> 07:55.447 tells to Mukesh Dhanwan that 'don't do pollution', don't do it, don't', But he... 07:55.527 --> 07:56.381 But what? 07:59.491 --> 08:01.141 If I tell you everything, 08:01.261 --> 08:05.361 will you make boats out of script, sister? 08:06.881 --> 08:08.641 Take this. Read the script. 08:09.581 --> 08:12.321 This is a blood wrenching tale of two friends. 08:12.861 --> 08:14.861 We will see how jealousy, 08:14.981 --> 08:17.491 pride and friendship fucks the environment. 08:17.611 --> 08:20.501 Just because he read a few books, he's the director now? 08:21.401 --> 08:22.511 -Akku? -Yes. 08:23.211 --> 08:24.541 You wear clothes. 08:24.871 --> 08:28.522 So you will be responsible for costumes and makeup. 08:29.761 --> 08:33.561 Nabo, your camera sense is very bad. 08:33.681 --> 08:35.741 So I'll handle the camera. 08:35.831 --> 08:37.841 Hello, this is my camera. 08:39.011 --> 08:42.131 Sister, this is for your good. 08:42.221 --> 08:45.661 Don't get into this industry. This industry is not good, princess. 08:45.781 --> 08:47.021 -Really? -Yes. 08:48.021 --> 08:50.031 Princess will do camera, move. 08:50.571 --> 08:51.831 She's very stubborn. 08:52.791 --> 08:56.061 And now, very very important. 08:57.621 --> 08:59.281 Actors. 09:01.251 --> 09:02.951 Jaat, Jaat, Jaat. 09:03.541 --> 09:05.891 You have always been there with me in my bad times. 09:06.181 --> 09:08.711 You have been my biggest support. 09:08.831 --> 09:12.051 That is why you will be the supporting actor of the film. 09:12.361 --> 09:14.851 And lead actor will be Ankit. 09:15.321 --> 09:16.361 Cut, cut, cut. 09:16.861 --> 09:20.181 There is a personality of the hero, his charisma. 09:20.301 --> 09:21.761 What does he have that I don't? 09:21.851 --> 09:22.771 Hey, Jaat. 09:23.291 --> 09:26.133 He has read four books, he is our director. 09:26.381 --> 09:27.691 A useless director. 09:27.781 --> 09:28.971 It's not like that. 09:29.061 --> 09:33.271 Actually, the lead character which I'm thinking about is a big loser. 09:33.361 --> 09:34.781 Ankit is perfect for that. 09:35.411 --> 09:36.296 Oh. 09:37.281 --> 09:38.151 Thank you. 09:38.331 --> 09:39.301 And what will I do? 09:39.421 --> 09:41.971 You will be spot boy. You will bring snacks for everyone. 09:42.251 --> 09:43.431 -Spot boy? -Yes. 09:43.601 --> 09:46.201 Asshole, I'm G-spot boy. 09:46.901 --> 09:48.511 Let me know if there is anything for me. 09:48.671 --> 09:50.261 See, 09:50.471 --> 09:52.151 he would have had the budget money. 09:52.271 --> 09:54.895 Huh? You would have told me that earlier. 09:54.985 --> 09:56.221 He's called a producer. 09:56.311 --> 09:57.501 I'll do it. No problem. 09:58.382 --> 09:59.705 Producer. 09:59.795 --> 10:02.781 We will win the competition this time, the judge is my aunt. 10:02.901 --> 10:05.511 Guys, his aunt is the judge and our film hasn't even started. 10:05.631 --> 10:07.001 Baby, baby. 10:07.121 --> 10:08.941 Jaat, come on the mark. 10:09.371 --> 10:10.451 Come on, let's start. 10:10.541 --> 10:14.101 So the scene is that Dhanwan has come to meet Vigyan. 10:14.191 --> 10:16.691 These childhood friends are now 55 years old. 10:18.361 --> 10:19.416 Very good. 10:19.991 --> 10:22.611 Dhanwan's ten companies have tanked. 10:22.701 --> 10:24.741 But he still has one thing. 10:25.171 --> 10:26.807 His pride. 10:27.031 --> 10:29.781 What does Vigyan have? 10:30.001 --> 10:32.551 Vigyan has a futuristic grape farm. 10:32.641 --> 10:35.151 One grape has so much calories, 10:35.281 --> 10:38.091 that it can cure the hunger of all of Africa's kids. 10:38.181 --> 10:39.921 -Nice. -And Dhanwan, 10:40.141 --> 10:43.181 wants to set up a plant at his farm. 10:43.271 --> 10:45.541 Being a businessman, why a plant? 10:46.271 --> 10:47.551 Nuclear plant. 10:48.251 --> 10:50.461 -Oh, nice. -Got it? 10:50.551 --> 10:51.611 I'll tell you the dialogue. 10:51.701 --> 10:53.071 Jaat, your bag. 10:53.161 --> 10:54.401 Oh, daughter. 10:54.731 --> 10:56.631 This torn bag 10:56.721 --> 11:00.181 has shown a scientist's poverty very well, 11:00.571 --> 11:02.351 Thanks, we had to tear your bag. 11:02.441 --> 11:04.181 -What? -Very good job Akku. 11:04.271 --> 11:05.261 -Very nice. -Thank you. 11:05.351 --> 11:06.371 Extremely well. 11:06.451 --> 11:07.071 -Thanks. -Okay. 11:07.161 --> 11:08.451 -Do the final touch up of everyone. -Yes. 11:08.541 --> 11:09.641 Let's go. 11:10.091 --> 11:12.221 That's it, sister. 11:12.780 --> 11:13.541 Yes. 11:13.631 --> 11:16.191 And air attack! 11:17.031 --> 11:18.921 What is this? What? 11:19.011 --> 11:20.121 Air squad! 11:20.781 --> 11:22.601 We have got the shot of poor people. 11:24.381 --> 11:26.071 We'll finish the remaining shoot here. Let's go. 11:26.161 --> 11:27.951 What is this behavior? 11:28.471 --> 11:29.411 What are you doing here? 11:30.221 --> 11:31.751 And where did you get the drone from? 11:31.841 --> 11:33.121 We didn't find it, we made it. 11:33.731 --> 11:35.781 In our mid term project. What did you make? 11:36.271 --> 11:37.361 Volcano? 11:39.161 --> 11:40.841 Hey, we made solar system. 11:40.931 --> 11:41.981 Solar panel, Jaat. 11:42.071 --> 11:43.261 Hey, look. 11:43.521 --> 11:45.221 Don't disturb us, okay? 11:45.541 --> 11:47.241 I've gotten into the hero's character. 11:47.421 --> 11:49.081 And my character is a murderer. 11:49.171 --> 11:51.041 Ankit, no spoilers. 11:51.131 --> 11:52.551 -Sorry, sorry. -You? 11:52.783 --> 11:56.171 Hero? No one will give you even the replacement of hero. 11:56.851 --> 11:59.031 What did you say? Say it again. 12:00.611 --> 12:03.311 You, your voice has that depth. 12:03.591 --> 12:05.411 You are hero material, my boy. 12:05.591 --> 12:07.661 You are hero material. Call me. 12:08.021 --> 12:10.311 What did you say? Say it again. 12:11.091 --> 12:13.501 And you? What a stupid director you are! 12:16.651 --> 12:18.261 Where is your hat? 12:20.361 --> 12:22.881 Is this how you will win Jashn-e-darpan 2022? 12:23.441 --> 12:24.581 I don't wanna brag, 12:24.671 --> 12:28.061 but last year our film went for Dombivili film festival. 12:28.641 --> 12:30.391 And this year, 12:31.111 --> 12:32.481 we have also sent it for the Coorg Film Festival. 12:32.571 --> 12:34.641 So what? Is the festival a big deal? 12:35.661 --> 12:37.071 We will release it on Diwali guys. 12:38.581 --> 12:39.831 Look at this Jhaatu. 12:39.921 --> 12:42.351 He used to make drinks every weekend, 12:42.761 --> 12:44.991 now he's making lemonade. 12:46.351 --> 12:47.711 Dumb. 12:52.221 --> 12:53.531 Dumb. 12:56.641 --> 12:57.691 Dumb? 13:00.231 --> 13:02.651 How can he call me dumb on my face? 13:03.231 --> 13:05.481 He can say behind my back. 13:07.051 --> 13:08.821 I only spared him as you girls were there. 13:08.911 --> 13:11.021 Otherwise I would have thrashed them well. 13:11.661 --> 13:12.738 Okay. 13:13.751 --> 13:16.161 I heard that they have taken Mr. Fresher as hero. 13:16.321 --> 13:19.381 And however, personality is important to be hero. 13:19.661 --> 13:21.371 Not good looks. 13:21.461 --> 13:23.021 You. 13:23.211 --> 13:24.451 He doesn't have that too. 13:25.811 --> 13:28.581 And I have seen in serials, they take new hero in new season. 13:28.811 --> 13:30.991 This is still a short film. You change it. 13:31.081 --> 13:33.721 And the film can be super hit without supporting actor too. 13:34.141 --> 13:36.041 You know which is the most popular category in porn right? 13:36.131 --> 13:37.398 -What is it? -POV. 13:37.488 --> 13:38.851 Brother, we are shemale one's. 13:38.941 --> 13:41.831 Now you decide Chirag, that you need this POV or this SUV. 13:41.921 --> 13:43.441 -Yes you decide. -Guys, guys. 13:43.531 --> 13:44.658 Guys, stop it. 13:45.171 --> 13:47.591 In every film the problem comes before the interval only. 13:48.061 --> 13:50.401 So tomorrow we will shoot the climax. 13:51.731 --> 13:53.851 So what if they removed us from location? 13:54.541 --> 13:57.760 Tomorrow we will wake up early and go to new a location. 13:57.971 --> 13:59.701 What will happen? 14:00.041 --> 14:02.481 Vigyan and Dhanwan will 14:03.071 --> 14:04.621 meet in basketball court instead of Civil court. 14:05.731 --> 14:08.851 So guys, tomorrow is a big day. 14:09.521 --> 14:11.651 Get some good sleep, okay? 14:12.111 --> 14:14.561 And Ankit, my boy. 14:16.471 --> 14:17.881 Get some beauty sleep. 14:18.781 --> 14:19.891 Beauty sleep. 14:20.591 --> 14:21.371 Okay, enough. 14:21.461 --> 14:22.961 -Just blow him. -Shut up. 14:23.051 --> 14:25.621 -Ankit. -Tomorrow is a very special day. 14:26.561 --> 14:29.651 You wake us up so early, I didn't even sleep properly. 14:29.741 --> 14:31.371 Nabo, it's 12.30. 14:31.461 --> 14:33.971 Dad would have even burped after the lunch. 14:34.591 --> 14:36.261 So early? 14:37.270 --> 14:38.021 Ankit. 14:38.111 --> 14:39.831 -Coffee? -No no. 14:40.061 --> 14:40.821 But... 14:40.911 --> 14:42.431 -Look at the lines. -I'm prepared 14:42.521 --> 14:43.581 you take care of your actor. 14:43.691 --> 14:44.621 Still, one time.. 14:47.501 --> 14:48.871 Let's go, everyone ready? 14:49.231 --> 14:49.851 Yes. 14:50.021 --> 14:50.644 Great. 14:51.891 --> 14:53.251 Spot? 14:53.481 --> 14:55.821 I told you there should be an umbrella on actor's head. 14:55.911 --> 14:58.051 He's standing in sunlight from so long, where is the umbrella? 14:58.141 --> 15:00.541 The whole film is being produced at the cost of one umbrella. 15:00.631 --> 15:03.481 If you ask for umbrella, I will sit on your chest and beat you up. 15:03.836 --> 15:05.921 Okay, umbrella cancel. You sit. 15:06.171 --> 15:09.441 Ready? Actors on your mark. Action. 15:09.531 --> 15:12.021 I'm holding hands and requesting to you, 15:12.261 --> 15:14.431 that reduce your stubbornness. 15:14.521 --> 15:16.531 Reuse your brain, 15:16.621 --> 15:19.341 and recycle your thinking. 15:19.501 --> 15:25.541 If possible then please forgive me Vigyan. 15:25.631 --> 15:27.231 Cut, cut cut. 15:27.311 --> 15:28.503 -What happened? -Ankit? 15:28.771 --> 15:30.991 Your eyes should be teary while speaking these lines. 15:31.081 --> 15:32.231 -You know, emotion? -Okay, okay. 15:32.321 --> 15:32.941 Okay, okay. 15:33.031 --> 15:34.401 Guys, let him take some time. 15:34.491 --> 15:37.991 If side actor performs better than lead actor, then the film won't look good. 15:38.081 --> 15:40.021 No problem. 15:41.161 --> 15:42.121 The makeup is done. 15:42.981 --> 15:43.711 Action. 15:43.801 --> 15:46.891 I'm holding hands and requesting to you, Dhanwan 15:46.981 --> 15:49.281 that reduce your stubbornness. 15:49.371 --> 15:51.381 reuse your brain 15:51.471 --> 15:53.812 and recycle your thinking. 15:53.902 --> 15:55.661 Very good. 15:56.191 --> 15:57.311 Just do it. 15:58.721 --> 15:59.600 Ankit. 16:02.461 --> 16:03.781 Asshole, do it. 16:04.211 --> 16:09.411 If possible, then forgive me Vigyan. 16:09.861 --> 16:12.051 -Cut it, Ankit. -What happend. 16:12.141 --> 16:14.351 Where are the tears? I want the tears. 16:14.441 --> 16:17.571 Where should I bring the tears from, my Anurag Basu? 16:17.781 --> 16:19.811 Chirag, you give me permission, 16:20.081 --> 16:22.631 I'll bring out his pee and tears in one slap. 16:22.721 --> 16:23.941 -Jaat. -Slap me then. 16:24.031 --> 16:26.631 Guys, guys please don't fight. 16:26.721 --> 16:29.751 What are you doing? You have to fight in film, not for the film. 16:29.841 --> 16:33.821 And not for the kind of film which has no direction. 16:33.911 --> 16:37.241 I've been asking, when will we do production? 16:37.331 --> 16:39.121 But who himself doesn't know 16:39.211 --> 16:41.761 how to produce? How will you tell others? 16:42.271 --> 16:43.981 Okay, don't do. Hey, come here. 16:44.171 --> 16:45.701 Return the budget money. 16:45.851 --> 16:47.938 You have eaten for about 200 people in about 2 days, 16:48.028 --> 16:49.241 and you are asking me for the maths? 16:49.331 --> 16:50.991 -Nothing is left, fatty. -Hey? 16:51.151 --> 16:54.541 You can't talk to director like that, what if he cried? 16:54.631 --> 16:56.601 If he cries, then he will get beaten up with slippers. 16:56.691 --> 16:58.891 -What is happening? -Is this your crew Chirag? 16:59.261 --> 17:02.231 Exactly. No one becomes Scorcese by wearing glasses. 17:02.321 --> 17:04.171 You are raging bull, not it's director. 17:04.261 --> 17:05.911 And brother, this girl is also not nice. 17:06.001 --> 17:07.531 I'm asking her from five days 17:07.621 --> 17:11.121 that how can a rectangle film be made from round lens, but she doesn't tell. 17:11.211 --> 17:13.661 -Look. -So, at least she's trying. 17:13.791 --> 17:16.821 She didn't come from the village to become a side actor. 17:16.911 --> 17:17.690 Hey! 17:17.770 --> 17:19.601 I don't know who has made him the hero? 17:19.691 --> 17:21.182 If you weren't Chirag's friend, 17:21.272 --> 17:23.111 no one would have even asked you to clean the set. 17:23.201 --> 17:24.674 -Yes. -And being a DOPA, 17:24.764 --> 17:26.141 will you act like a pornstar too? 17:26.231 --> 17:28.251 We want hero, not a plumber. 17:28.341 --> 17:30.211 And his face is bad too. 17:30.301 --> 17:31.881 Attitude is also not very cool. 17:32.021 --> 17:35.258 You can only be an extra even in your own biography. 17:36.926 --> 17:38.162 Jaat, 17:38.751 --> 17:39.791 what are you saying? 17:40.271 --> 17:42.211 Nabo, tears came. Start rolling. 17:42.301 --> 17:43.911 -I will humiliate him more. -Do, do. 17:44.001 --> 17:45.941 His beard also comes in installments. 17:46.391 --> 17:48.221 You are the real impotent. 17:49.081 --> 17:51.071 Shut up. Just shut up. 17:51.781 --> 17:53.851 What kind of unprofessional people are you? 17:54.911 --> 17:56.651 Cinema is society's mirror. 17:56.741 --> 17:59.871 But when the room is so dark, the reflection is impossible. 18:00.391 --> 18:03.211 I need to give directions to everyone. 18:03.301 --> 18:06.791 I can't do everything. I'm an engineer, not Kamal Hassan. 18:07.711 --> 18:09.351 You don't want to do it? 18:09.441 --> 18:11.491 You don't want to do it? You neither? 18:11.761 --> 18:14.011 Don't do it. Now I don't want to do it. 18:17.824 --> 18:21.021 The whole country comes together during the match with Pakistan. 18:21.333 --> 18:23.471 But in IPL we divide among each other. 18:23.561 --> 18:27.281 Kohli Gambhir, Kohli Rohit, Kohli Suryakumar, Kohli.. 18:28.171 --> 18:30.591 You know the drill. But don't worry, 18:30.911 --> 18:32.941 Just like the comment section of Coke Studio, 18:33.031 --> 18:36.251 everyone will come together here too. Keep watching. 18:36.341 --> 18:37.971 Move. 18:39.101 --> 18:40.761 Keep your eyes open. 18:42.761 --> 18:44.511 What happened to him? 18:46.771 --> 18:50.381 I told you, Pankhudi is participating in wrestling competition. 18:50.471 --> 18:52.741 Don't propose to her. She beat you up right? 18:53.101 --> 18:54.051 Shut up asshole. 18:54.141 --> 18:56.511 You have the habit of bending, and we are getting beaten. 18:57.001 --> 18:58.991 You lost the poetry right, you will lose again. 18:59.131 --> 19:00.281 But what happened? 19:00.371 --> 19:03.221 When older generations shits, the younger generation bears it. 19:03.301 --> 19:04.281 Look at Malya's daughter. 19:04.371 --> 19:07.051 These H2 boys beat us wherever we see them. 19:07.141 --> 19:09.471 I'm scared to go to class too. 19:09.801 --> 19:10.961 Disgusting. 19:11.281 --> 19:14.381 But, what made you cry my dear Keeda? 19:15.561 --> 19:17.981 He abused in the name of father, I stayed quiet. 19:18.221 --> 19:20.241 in the name of mother, I stayed quiet, 19:20.431 --> 19:23.421 then they said motherfucker, so I couldn't control. 19:24.741 --> 19:26.401 Fuck. Enough. 19:27.421 --> 19:28.593 Enough. 19:28.961 --> 19:30.141 I have decided, 19:30.761 --> 19:32.381 I will be back. 19:33.001 --> 19:34.118 I'm not Malya. 19:36.371 --> 19:38.231 See you in empty theatres near you. 19:39.351 --> 19:41.377 Just blow me, everything will be all right. 19:42.141 --> 19:43.191 Guys, 19:43.281 --> 19:45.451 apologizing doesn't make anyone less of a person. 19:45.971 --> 19:48.601 And I'm glad you guys did it 19:50.001 --> 19:51.651 A fist is made from five fingers. 19:52.061 --> 19:53.401 We are still 6. 19:53.840 --> 19:56.501 So, we will make Hritik's fist, 19:56.591 --> 19:58.031 -we will make H2.. -We will make film. 19:58.121 --> 19:59.302 Touche. 20:00.301 --> 20:03.691 Anyways, we are gathered here for a reason 20:04.071 --> 20:06.511 Because we lost the basketball court too. 20:07.051 --> 20:11.241 Because some Tina's and Rahul's think that they can play basketball there. 20:12.641 --> 20:16.191 So what? They can't take one thing from us. 20:16.751 --> 20:19.281 That is our unity. 20:20.491 --> 20:22.481 Fast, fast. Now hold. 20:22.601 --> 20:25.651 So many pages to shoot and so few days. 20:25.741 --> 20:27.091 How will it happen Jhaatu? 20:32.130 --> 20:35.271 And till then, keep watching. 20:38.851 --> 20:39.951 It's good. 20:40.291 --> 20:41.571 What about the color palette? 20:42.225 --> 20:43.051 Noir. 20:43.221 --> 20:45.111 Yes, ask Nair. He has knowledge. 20:46.311 --> 20:48.181 He will become Quentin Tarantino. 20:50.491 --> 20:51.831 Chirag, come. 20:51.921 --> 20:53.481 You put my credit, right? 20:53.571 --> 20:55.051 Yes I wrote DOP. 20:55.171 --> 20:56.771 Not DOP, I'm cameraman. 20:56.861 --> 20:58.911 -It's the same, Nabo. -DOP! 20:59.051 --> 21:01.991 She is so greedy, always asking for something or the other. 21:02.141 --> 21:03.391 Let's go. 21:03.481 --> 21:04.841 Come, our turn is coming. 21:05.811 --> 21:06.951 Let's go. 21:08.231 --> 21:09.731 Cheers. 21:10.331 --> 21:12.781 Vigyan, where is the ice? 21:12.981 --> 21:14.461 Melted! 21:15.001 --> 21:19.381 We have gang banged the environment. 21:29.291 --> 21:31.281 I asked you so many times, 21:31.501 --> 21:35.581 don't create pollution. 21:35.671 --> 21:37.711 But you didn't listen to me. 21:38.001 --> 21:39.689 Now, die! 21:41.871 --> 21:43.761 Awesome, brother. 21:43.851 --> 21:47.771 Earth-dwellers, the businessmen of this planet, 21:47.861 --> 21:51.311 have played football with this earth. 21:51.731 --> 21:54.941 The goal made, and we lost. 21:55.621 --> 21:59.511 But trust me and Elon brother. 21:59.801 --> 22:03.041 Because the right time to enter Mars has come 22:03.631 --> 22:06.141 So we will meet again, in this galaxy. 22:06.341 --> 22:11.221 On this solar planet, but taking care of another planet. 22:12.791 --> 22:15.051 What did you make? 22:15.141 --> 22:16.981 Mom. 22:17.141 --> 22:20.371 What a dick actor? Look at his face. 22:20.461 --> 22:23.731 His face is like shit and his acting too. 22:25.271 --> 22:29.891 Chirag! Make something different? What are you doing? You fatso boy. 22:29.981 --> 22:31.671 Useless director, useless film! 22:31.761 --> 22:37.591 You ruined TV's name. What a bad acting you have done. Chirag, moron. 22:44.901 --> 22:47.601 I failed. I failed everyone. 22:48.781 --> 22:51.211 I wanted to make Tenet by flipping time. 22:51.301 --> 22:53.291 I couldn't even make a 1080p film. 22:53.771 --> 22:56.281 I wanted to create a suspense like shutter island, 22:56.371 --> 22:58.461 not nonsense like Sajid Khan. 22:59.041 --> 23:02.301 Chirag brother, winning and losing are part of life, leave it. 23:02.701 --> 23:05.441 I don't have the sorrow of losing to H2 23:06.081 --> 23:08.931 I'm sad because I didn't come last in my life. 23:10.351 --> 23:11.360 You know? 23:11.831 --> 23:13.931 Sorrow is a part of life. 23:14.341 --> 23:17.021 But there is one sorrow, 23:17.111 --> 23:20.741 which just feels permanent. 23:21.391 --> 23:23.381 I'm feeling the same today. 23:24.321 --> 23:25.421 Sorry guys, 23:25.831 --> 23:27.861 I'll take the transfer certificate tomorrow itself. 23:28.611 --> 23:32.131 What are you saying? We won. 23:40.141 --> 23:41.971 But how? 23:42.131 --> 23:43.411 Did we buy reviews? 23:43.501 --> 23:46.421 It didn't come to that, we won on merit. 23:46.511 --> 23:47.931 Come. 23:48.141 --> 23:49.651 You crazy! 23:50.571 --> 23:52.461 I can't do this, you shake hands with me. 23:53.301 --> 23:55.721 -You pick me! -But what happened to H2 guys' film? 23:55.811 --> 23:58.166 They made a film from blind people's perspective. 23:58.256 --> 24:01.491 There was a black screen for 1.5 hours. 24:01.581 --> 24:03.071 And his director was indecent. 24:03.161 --> 24:04.971 He tried to get with his actress, like casting couch. 24:05.851 --> 24:07.831 So our film was left, we came first. 24:10.341 --> 24:11.491 Yes? 24:12.401 --> 24:13.401 Where is Nabomita? 24:13.491 --> 24:14.971 She is clicking selfies with the judge. 24:15.061 --> 24:18.951 Hail Chirag Bansal. 24:19.041 --> 24:23.141 -Who's the best? -Chirag Bansal Chirag Bansal. 24:23.231 --> 24:26.191 Chirag Bansal! 24:26.321 --> 24:28.911 You guys beat H2 guys. 24:31.771 --> 24:33.061 We will show them, brother. 24:41.111 --> 24:44.665 Look clearly, who is your dad? Chirag Bansal Pokemon. 24:45.361 --> 24:48.001 I'm agriculture engineer guys, 24:48.131 --> 24:50.991 You will give me land, I will plow it. 24:51.081 --> 24:53.291 You will show your butt to H3, 24:53.381 --> 24:56.763 I will break chawanprash on it. 24:59.651 --> 25:00.762 Hey! 25:00.842 --> 25:03.661 Where are you going? 25:03.971 --> 25:06.891 Jassi, your interview is there, that is why I'm washing your underwear. 25:08.561 --> 25:09.231 Badri brother? 25:09.321 --> 25:10.891 -Yes? -Let's rehearse for the interview once. 25:10.981 --> 25:13.101 Yes. Where do you see yourself in five years? 25:13.191 --> 25:16.221 First of all Sir, it's been an utter honour. 25:20.081 --> 25:24.441 Please go. The walls of H2 are waiting for you sir. 25:25.831 --> 25:27.131 What are you saying? 25:28.031 --> 25:30.051 I have defeated H2. 25:30.221 --> 25:31.791 We are winners. 25:32.311 --> 25:36.171 I was going to bring chicken dinner too, but it's Tuesday. 25:37.241 --> 25:38.321 So? 25:38.411 --> 25:40.281 So by drinking 16 glasses of water, 25:40.571 --> 25:42.471 peeing on their walls 25:42.651 --> 25:44.951 set your bladders free. 25:46.221 --> 25:47.691 Are you dumb? 25:48.171 --> 25:50.781 You know that H3 is the newest hostel? It got constructed 3 years back only. 25:51.041 --> 25:52.821 Before that we used to live in H2 only. 25:53.711 --> 25:56.631 That means our ancestors are our enemies? 25:56.721 --> 25:59.661 Brother, go to your room and study. 25:59.901 --> 26:01.671 The placement cell won't look at the menace of hostel, 26:01.761 --> 26:03.591 but your marksheet. 26:03.951 --> 26:05.031 Dumb. 26:05.121 --> 26:06.101 -Go. -Sorry Sir. 26:06.191 --> 26:07.821 -Go to your room. -Yes I'm going. 26:08.131 --> 26:09.051 So sir, as I was saying, 26:09.141 --> 26:13.131 in five years I see myself doing a stand-up special for Amazon prime. 26:13.531 --> 26:14.531 Stand-up? 26:14.621 --> 26:16.951 You are an engineer. Talk about engineering. 26:17.071 --> 26:19.151 But all the engineers do stand-up only. 26:20.121 --> 26:21.411 Are you feeling bad? 26:21.501 --> 26:25.695 So come here, sit on this chair and watch their 'film'. 26:26.111 --> 26:29.841 The respect for censor board awakens after watching their film. 26:29.931 --> 26:33.321 At least they can outburst by cutting the scenes. 26:35.581 --> 26:37.541 The purpose of competition in hostel, 26:37.671 --> 26:39.531 is to make the student's resume strong 26:39.621 --> 26:41.711 and to install teamwork in them. 26:42.180 --> 26:45.001 When they get a job in future, then 26:45.091 --> 26:48.301 they will schmooze their boss together. 26:48.811 --> 26:51.001 And about their inner filmmaker, 26:51.321 --> 26:55.131 after 10 years when they watch their film, they will spit on themselves. 26:56.721 --> 26:57.851 Listen? 26:57.941 --> 27:00.361 Last year you booked SUV, why a mini this time? 27:02.071 --> 27:03.481 What are you thinking? Book a new one. 27:03.571 --> 27:05.451 Sachin, why didn't you book a helicopter? 27:05.541 --> 27:07.911 -Trouble! -Do one thing, book a train for her.