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Do that... Cat one.

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Meow!

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Show us when cat gets her ass kicked.

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Meow, fucker!

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Divya!

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I've just installed
anti theft software today.

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If anyone tries to steal it,
live location will get activated

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and I'll go and beat them there.

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Great.

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Let's walk proudly, should we?

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Let's go.

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After all...

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He took the tempered glass and left
the phone and charger, asshole.

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You wait.

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I'll tell him now.

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Your loss,
there was no aloe vera in that facewash.

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It wasn't there.

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What could I have done,
my vision already got blurred.

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I mistakenly washed my face with phenyl.

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What did you do about the thief?
Tell that.

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I kept finding the thief and
the remaining 0.1% germs all night.

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I couldn't find both.

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But I have checked the
CCTV footage of main entrance.

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No one came to our
wing from the other wing.

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This means that the thief
is someone from our wing only.

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And whoever took my face wash,

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I just want to tell
that thief only one thing.

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For best result,
use moisturizer of same brand.

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Hey, what face wash?

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Pimples are a sign of manlyhood.

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Look they are on my cheeks, butt cheeks.
I'll show you later.

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I think that Rakhi stole your underwear.

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He doesn't have underwear.

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That is why he wears that string bikini.

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Hey, Ankit brother.
First of all, it is a 'langot,'

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And second, if I have came
here from village to steal something,

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that would be an
inter-caste girl's heart.

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Only Jhaatu, Teja and Rakhi's
room are safe from theft.

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What do you think?
Stealing of a tempered glass is a joke?

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I laughed now. Happy?

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It's okay.

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Look, the stuff of hostel

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is like Bollywood songs.

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It doesn't get stolen,

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whoever likes whichever part,
he takes it.

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He's right.

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Is it? Then tell me my Preetam,

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when did I give you these earphones?

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I have bought these with my money.

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Brother, the money you have,

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are just 'paise', not rupees.

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Don't get distracted.

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The thief is Teja. Where is the stuff?

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What stuff? I'm not the thief.

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Look at his face and his sheet,
he's the thief.

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[Regional language]

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You guys,

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every person with a personality
like Hritik isn't a thief.

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Aren't you guys ashamed,
blaming a future election candidate?

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Brother, there is no
bigger thief than politician.

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-You're right.
-Then tell us.

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Who thinks Rakhi is a thief?

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And who thinks, it's Teja?

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And who know Jhaatu is a thief?

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My hands are long just like the law.

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But my eyes are not blindfolded.

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I will find out about the thief, Jhaatu.

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They brush their teeth
at 6 in the morning.

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Greetings mother.

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What greetings? Why is your
last seen coming at 3.30 am at night?

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Are you even a little bit ashamed?

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Mom, yesterday, we were having
group study till night 3 am.

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I didn't want to, but my friends
forced to study the first chapter.

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We didn't even know when
we studied second, third or fourth.

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I passed out till the fifth.

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Is it? Then the green bottle behind you

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must be used to check pH value, right?

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Mom, I was having pain in kidney, so,

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doctor gave this medicine.

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Oh? So your father has had
kidney problems since 20 years.

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Do you think I'm an idiot?

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No, not mad...

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I sent you to college to pass out,

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-not to drink and pass out.
-Nabo, hand me my beer bottle.

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Oh, hello aunty, how are you?

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Akanksha, like her father,
you start in the morning too?

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Yes, the beer makes the hair silky,

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that is why I brought it for Nabo,

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but she doesn't have
the time apart from studies.

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That means,
she wasn't partying and studying?

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Party? And her?

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No, aunty. She studies so much,

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that college has offered
her the job of faculty twice.

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But I rejected, because I
didn't come here to get distracted.

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And you called me in the
morning and wasted my 3 minutes.

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I could have solved three theorems.

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I want to study in the morning sunlight.
It's good for me.

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Okay, I'll hangup now.

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-Bye, aunty. Farewell.
-Bye mom.

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Fuck, thanks.

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This is the last time, Nabo.

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Okay.

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Did the prime suspect confess?

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Jhaatu said that if you want confession,
then become a father

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And he abused you too.

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I can take the abusing,

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but can Jhaatu eat
the Roti of Tihar jail.

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To find out, keep watching.

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Let's go.

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That's why, I'm sitting with you guys.

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Otherwise I would have been
sitting in class and studying.

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Yes, tell.

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What? Theft again?

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-The water tank...
-It's all mud.

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Where?

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Their nuisance is still going on.

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Whatever,

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hostel's theft system
is like country's tax system.

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Two types,
one direct and the other indirect.

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Indirect means tax
that you pay on tea,

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or biscuits.

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If it gets deducted,
then you won't know.

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And even if you do, you say, never mind.

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Like in hostel,
if someone steals your soap,

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tumbler, or the toothbrush.

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Then you say that never mind.

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But in direct tax,

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without asking you,

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deducts TDS from your personal account,

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that 10% hurts a lot.

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Like someone stole money
from your hostel room,

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or your phone, took your home made food,

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stole night's sleep or day's calm.

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So, to summarize, direct
theft scares a students as much as,

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announcement of Dhoom's
sequel scares the audience.

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And Ali and Jai Dixit are dumber here.

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Because they can't catch
the thief even in the second half.

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And yes, I'm not the thief.

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Guards are defamed from years.

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My new laptop!

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I didn't even watch porn yet.

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Should have took the charger too.

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Where should I put this now?

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Who gave me the first call?

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I did.

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Scoundrel, we are in third year and
you haven't even saved my number yet.

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Did the theft happen here?

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What, laptop?

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[Regional language]

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I didn't do this.
I can prove this totally.

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This is my bus ticket,
and this is the CCTV footage.

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I can testify this in any
court of India and Sri Lanka too.

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And here are my two witnesses.

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If none of you is a thief,

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then who is this thief?

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Interrogation room is set?

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Tell everyone, Byomkesh Sir has called.

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You should work as a bouncer.

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I'm going to throw the javelin.

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What is happening?

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Ribbon?

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They have put ribbon and
we didn't bought scissors to cut.

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-We will tear it with hands, no problem.
-Hey!

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You can't come inside like this.

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Have you not been to any murder scene?

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But, it is a theft!

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Exactly.

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Someone has killed my soul, Ankit.

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Ankit.

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Ankit.

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These substances are
very cheap in our hostel.

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Look at him,
he's pretending to be a bengali.

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Very nice!

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Now, tell me this?

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When did you come back
to hostel yesterday, Ankit?

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Around 7.30 pm. I was with Akanksha.

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Okay, so while theft was happening here,

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and there lovey dovey.

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What were you doing?

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Shopping. Akanksha...

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Akanksha's leg got stuck in escalator,

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so they have to close the mall soon.
So we came early.

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That escalated quickly. Very nice.

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Akanksha's hand,

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Hey, asshole. This is a crime scene.

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Not Chirag's soft cheeks
that you can touch anytime.

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He's become mad.

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-Get out.
-We are leaving.

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On a crime scene.

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We get only one sweet in mess.

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I asked you to bring 2 sweets, asshole.

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-Shut up!
-Sorry.

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Show torch in his face.
No joking with police.

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You were the thief, right?

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You were pretending
to be Bengali, right?

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And they were saying,
Chirag brother has gone mad.

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You mad guy,
I'll beat the shit out of you.

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I have everyone's parent's number.

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Accept your mistake,
otherwise I'll complaint to your dad.

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Chirag brother, why are you abusing?

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Today is odd day, that is why.

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When it's even, I'll compliment you too.

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Mad fucker!

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Wasn't it a bit too much?

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-Sorry, sorry. Keep eating.
-Keep eating.

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Come.

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What you're having, Jaat?

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What?

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Your right shoulder is
is tilted just like Pushpa,

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but you're Srivalli's fan.

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So your shoulder tilt is due to

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the wallet kept 79 degrees
beneath your shoulder

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which has your father's photo
because your mom is camera shy.

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Wallet's thickness is more,
because big notes is closed,

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that is why you came to eat in mess,
and at this time at 6.30 pm,

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there is only one thing served
in mess which is in your mouth, Idli.

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Am I speaking the truth,
Mr. Rupesh Bhati?

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Wow, how do you know all this?

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So Bhati, tell me?

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When the theft took place,
where were you?

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This all doesn't happen in my village.

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I'm not talking about girl,
I'm talking about theft.

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Yes that keeps happening.

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At that time I was busy
in hostel 2's boys fight.

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Let me go to my mind palace.

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'To go to a dangerous place like Hostel
2 and come back so soon is impossible.'

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'What am I missing?'

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Crashed. I think there
is very much traffic.

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I have to go to H2
myself and look around.

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I'll speak to you later.

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Move. Move.

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Dumb.

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Come, come.
The whole H2 is here to welcome you.

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You, veg kebab?

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Should I eat you raw? Get grilled fast.

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Don't be scared.

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We take butt, not laptop.

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Yes, I came to ask about that only.

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Oh, so Mr. Duggal
has become a detective today.

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-Yes. -Then tell by looking
at his dark circles,

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which branch is he from?

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Tell.

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Guys, please be serious.

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It's the matter of our hostel's safety.
Please cooperate.

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We should cooperate with you, asshole?

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Okay we will cooperate with you.

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But before that,
you have to do a small thing for us.

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What?

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H3's mother's *****.

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H3's kids are...

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mother-fuckers.

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If you abuse me in Chirag's voice,
then why would I be scared?

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Come to H3 at night,
I'll beat you up consensually.

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Sorry guys.

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Come here, go ahead.

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Yesterday,
who won in hostel abuse fight?

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You want to know everything?

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We won. We won.

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But we didn't reach
till farm animal sex.

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-Why?
-Because...

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No one was there to abuse in Haryanvi.

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Jaat?

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So Jaat is also lying?

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Okay guys,
thanks for your cooperation guys.

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Where are you going?
Say 'bha bha' one time.

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-Next time.
-Say it.

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Say it, say it.

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Mom, I'm a little busy. I have to
make the project, I'll call you later.

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Project? I know what you're doing.

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What am I doing?

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You stay all night at friend's house,
bunk lectures,

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and did you start smoking too?

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Cigarette...

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How can I smoke mom, I...

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I will get asthama,
You know it runs in family.

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Learn something from Akanksha.

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And thank her please,
her beer idea was very good.

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The hair gets very silky from beer.
I tried and it's looking great.

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Okay, I'll tell her.

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-Should I go now for group study?
-Yes. Okay, listen?

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Mom, I'll call you later, bye bye.

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-What did you tell to my mom?
-Huh?

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What huh? Tell me.

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Hey, when did you
start smoking cigarette?

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Why do you care?
I'll do whatever I want.

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You tell me. Listen,
why do you talk to mom on everything.

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Wait a minute, I didn't talk to mom...
sorry aunty.

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I don't get the time to talk.

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I'm with you all the time.

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Just yesterday I was
with Ankit till 6.30 pm.

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After that I was with
you all the time at room.

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-But...
-Wait a minute.

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You were with Ankit till 6.30 pm?

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Yes.

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Why did he tell me 7.30 pm then?

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Listen, listen.
If you ever talk with her, then tell me.

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Jhaatu?

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-I don't know he was talking very
weirdly yesterday. -Yeah!

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He was telling us to act
as if we're talking to him.

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Fatty is looking.

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Don't know about whom he was talking.

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This is all right,

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I got suspicious,
when he asked me for the deck of cards

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to solve a probability sum.

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Otherwise,
everyday with the deck of cards

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he used to do this.

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If it isn't Jhaatu, then who is it?

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'Ankit and Jaat are lying to me.'

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'And Jhaatu is also being mysterious.'

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'How can I find out
about the wing thief?'

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'Am I a good detective? Should I quit?'

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Enough, sir. How much will you drink?

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This is mine.

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That thief also thinks
that everything is his.

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I just feel like Manoj Bajpayee
from Special 26.

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Don't worry.

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Like Manoj Bajpayee was
alone and there were 26 thieves.

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And Akshay Kumar overacted in the movie.

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-And that film's...
-Wait a minute.

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What did you say?
How many thieves were there?

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-Yes. Let's go, I found it.
-What happened?

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Come soon. Come!

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Did everyone come?

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Where is Rakhi?

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He has gone to meet his step-uncle.

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Interesting, short attendance.

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However, I have found out,

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that how did the theft happen.

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Ankit, I didn't expect
that you would lie.

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And Jhaatu, I didn't expect
that you will tell the truth.

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Come to our wing,
I'll tell how the theft happened.

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But?

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Why did you call us here?
You should have told us there only.

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I'm investing this case, Lakdi.

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I'll decide the location for revelation.

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Let's go.

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You had to steal in this room.

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But you knew,

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that as much Chirag's
left profile is sexy,

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as is his right brain sharp.

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Then you diverted my focus.

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And, cut to...

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-You guys asked Jhaatu...
-Hello?

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Your spectacles are nice.
-Yes, wait a minute.

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-You guys...
-Show me your spectacles.

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Huh.

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You sent Jhaatu here,
so that I can chase him.

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And the real theft...

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Cut back to...

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could take place here.

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Smart move. I'm impressed.

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Asshole.

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If you had to come back here,
then why did you took us there?

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Thanks Chirag.
My 10000 steps got completed.

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Shut up.

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But Ankit made a mistake here.

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He didn't gave Akanksha good time.

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Her words, not mine.

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-What?
-Yes.

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-And?
-And then you all...

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No not that,
tell me what else did Akanksha said?

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-Let me explain the case.
-No, we confess.

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Rakhi stole in the wing.
You tell what else she said?

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We were about to go to the
top floor after theft and do blaming.

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Yes brother. Rakhi stole from us,

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so to teach him a lesson,
we stole his laptop.

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What? Rakhi? How?

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Brother,
I'll beat up this Rakhi asshole.

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All right. Take his laptop.

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Yes brother.

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Hail!

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Yes brother, and we had to take the
revenge for your fuck-vera face wash.

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And tell him,
that if he tried to steal from us,

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then we will steal everything from him.

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Everything.

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Wow!

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He will steal from you,
you will steal from him.

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Like this, one day there will
be no theft happening in the hostel.

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Your parents must be ashamed of you.

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Oh, Rajat Sharma!

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Thankfully,

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Teja saw Rakhi stealing the things.

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We decided then only,

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if he thinks himself as Ali Baba,
then we are also 40 thieves.

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But we are 8 only.

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I'm seeing 40 though.

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I used to think that you are such dogs,

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but just like dogs,
you guys turned out cute and loyal.

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But why didn't you
involve me in this heist?

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Would you have been able to steal?

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You would have gone to warden after
hearing Rakhi's name, to complaint.

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Then how we would
have taken our revenge?

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And you are dumb too.

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-Idiot too.
-Agree to disagree.

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But agree.

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Thank you guys.
Thank you for handling this case.

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Now I can rest this case.

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Chirag, tell me, what did Akanksha say?

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Oh brother, tell me.

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Take me, brother.

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With that langot like bag?

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I heard that the thief
of your hostel got caught.

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Who was it?

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The boys are all waiting to beat him

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and you are filling
the register here. Move.

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I will beat him up
and put indigo in his butt.

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Thank you brother.

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Go.

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You saw that?
When jackal's death comes close,

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then he runs toward his wing.

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The thing is, when the thief is unknown,
then it doesn't feel so bad,

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as much it feels bad
when the thief is your friend.

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I mean, you feel very angry.

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Take cricket for example,

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you don't feel bad about
the sixer of the opponent team,

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as much as you feel bad
about the six of your team.

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You can do a scam of crores outside,
maybe you can bail out of it.

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But this is hostel.

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If you get caught while
stealing a half burnt cigarette,

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then they don't beat you,
they beat you up.

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-Everyone must have seen snake?
-Yes.

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Now imagine,
if the snake has mustache on his face.

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It will look like him.

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Asshole.

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I didn't steal.

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I swear on my step-uncle.

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-Will I swear wrong on him?
-Move.

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Everyone will give their share

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not to brother,
but Rakshendra Chor Gupta.

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So that he doesn't steal from now on.

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People like Rakhi keep stealing,
and there Teja met a girl.

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Guys, did you saw the glow on his face?

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Yes, it reflected on my face.

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I'm thinking that
the girl has did charity.

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'What face wash?'

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'Pimples are a sign of manly-hood.'

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'Look there are on my cheeks,
butt cheeks.'

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Jhaatu?

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When Teja told you
that Rakhi is the thief,

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how did you believe him?

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The teacher beats the guy from
whose pocket the chits get out, right?

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But after cheating,
the chits get thrown on my desk right?

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So?

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Shit.

25:46.262 --> 25:47.702
Teja!

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Hold my hand.

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What happened? Tell fast,
we are already getting late for blowing.

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Bowling.

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-Yes, same.
-You can go.

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What's the rush?

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First you give Ankit his money back.

26:07.832 --> 26:09.722
Hey, what money?

26:09.952 --> 26:12.722
The same 2000 rupee note,
with which you paid the bill right now.

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Yes.

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When you got to know that
I'm looking for the thief,

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then you hid all the
stolen stuff in Rakhi's room.

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So that the doubt goes on him.

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And you told everyone
that the thief is Rakhi.

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And you get out safe.

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Am I right, Mr. Teja?

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Your theory is very good,
but how will you prove?

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When did you buy your
underwear last time?

26:48.902 --> 26:50.692
Yes, ask him.

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What kind of a nonsense
question is this?

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Are you telling or should we check?

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Okay, 6 months ago.

26:57.982 --> 27:00.052
Jaat, you can do the honours.

27:00.612 --> 27:04.332
Because, in the last 2 minutes
he has adjusted his pants 3 times.

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And you only do that

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when your underwear
is new or someone else's.

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Or that your thing is big.

27:14.382 --> 27:17.282
And today is your
blowing plan too, right?

27:17.372 --> 27:18.402
Bowling.

27:21.852 --> 27:25.162
Exactly, you must be wearing a new one,
of someone else.

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To show off the brand.

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I will check by removing the pant.

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What are you doing? I have found
a girlfriend after so much struggle.

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She was.

27:32.472 --> 27:34.472
What should we do to him?

27:34.562 --> 27:37.522
Gather this Anna-konda's stuff.

27:37.612 --> 27:38.722
Why stuff?

27:38.812 --> 27:40.772
-Let's go brothers.
-Why stuff?

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Move.

27:48.772 --> 27:50.232
Computer science.

27:50.502 --> 27:54.412
All the lectures of a famous professor.

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Do the auction.

27:55.772 --> 27:57.842
-What are you guys doing?
-40 rupees.

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It is very high.

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-10 rupees?
-Very nice

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I'll give my kidney but not my notes.

28:06.522 --> 28:07.872
4 rupees?

28:08.042 --> 28:11.812
Ravi Teja's all year's
hard work for only 4 rupees?

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Sold.

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Next item please.

28:17.402 --> 28:20.752
-This bag is new and beautiful.
-Not the bag.

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This bag looks very beautiful and new.

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-It's price...
-Should be very less friends.

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So we should start from 10 rupees.

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I have 8 rupees, give it to me.

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Yes, mom? I'm a little busy,
I'll call you later.

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Oh aunty? Yes Nabo is here. Nabo, mom.

28:41.562 --> 28:42.862
Hello, yes mom?

28:45.852 --> 28:47.812
Why did my mom call on your phone?

28:48.212 --> 28:51.162
She must have called for
the updates of 7 pm zumba classes.

28:51.392 --> 28:54.482
Oh hello?
When did you start talking to my mom?

28:54.612 --> 28:56.522
Oh hello, who else would?

28:56.612 --> 28:58.642
Uncle lives outside for 6 months a year.

28:58.732 --> 29:01.182
Her only daughter who
is lying drunk in hostel.

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If anyone who is her own,
then it's me only.

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You told mom about the alcohol?

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Why are you shouting?
You should thank me.

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Due to me, you are not
wasting time in going to party.

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-Chirag.
-You're welcome.

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Wait a minute, because of you
she removed me from her close friends.

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No, that was from before.

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Sorry Akku.

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And you, stay away from my mom,
understood?

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He won't be.

29:22.912 --> 29:26.092
He called at my home too and
told that I roam outside the hostel.

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Because of him, I can't be myself.

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All day I'm thinking about home.

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Akku, that is why you are bored from me.

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It's not my fault. It's his.

29:35.642 --> 29:38.852
Yes, he told at my home
too that I have a girlfriend.

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When I don't have one.
Now I have the pressure of finding one.

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Yes, he told my dad too
that my mom is having an affair.

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That was good for their relationship.

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One second,

29:49.602 --> 29:53.532
now I remember why dad
stopped giving me money.

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Because this guy called him and
told that I'm spending a lot of money.

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Did you? Did you?

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Yes, because you were
taking money by lying at home.

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I just couldn't mind my own business.

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Whatever, he stopped
giving me money after this.

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That is why,
I had to steal everyone's stuff.

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I came here to be Munna Bhai but because
of you I had to become Bunty & Babli.

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This means, thefts in hostel were
happening due to your tattling.

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That means.....

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Take it, take it.
My whole year's hard work.

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Only 3 rupees,
3 rupees, 3 rupees. Take it.

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Brother, only 3 rupees.

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Take it. I'll feel less guilty.

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Take this Sherlock's coat,
this Delhi police's coat.

30:41.502 --> 30:43.562
But please forgive me.

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Teja, all my notes. 3 rupees.

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-I already have this.
-Take it.

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-Teja, Teja.
-Hey!

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Leave my underwear.

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Teja, I'll give you pocket money.

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Take it, please forgive me friends.

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I'll feel less guilty.
me friends.