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Someone stole the sodium nitrate again.

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Next time I'll put acid in the bottle.

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If they will try to steal it,
their hands will burn.

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You are Jhaatu right?

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Why? Are you a barber?

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Oh no, no, sir!

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Sir, myself Kenneth Daniel
from first year.

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Everyone calls me Keeda in hostel.

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I'm your huge fan, sir.

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Your photo is used like
a dick pic in our whatsapp group.

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Sir I have heard that, that you
have been slapped so much by the dean,

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that he burnt his hands.

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I have heard a lot about
your and your group's scandals.

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But Sir, you people are
never seen together nowadays.

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Students of third year live in hostel,
not together.

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Why are you lying sir?

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There was a time you guys were so close,
like an orgy.

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In an orgy, you never know when
you turn from the fucker to the fucked.

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'I thought I'll make the hostel the
Planet of the Apes in the third year.'

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'But these Darwin's
flatterers got evolved.'

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'Like that Harambe Ankit.'

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'After getting the girl,
our DOPA showed us his real face.'

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How do I look to you?

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I feel like I'm seeing
your for the first time.

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Oh no.

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What happened?

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I knew that I would
look like a dork in glasses.

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Okay listen,
we would have to stop meeting a bit.

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We need to start preparing
for the upcoming midterms.

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Why do we have to stop
meeting because of exams?

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Firstly, we are never on the same page.

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And whenever I ask you for pencil,
you reply with "our marriage is cancel".

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Akku, third year has started.

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This is our last chance
to explore and try new things.

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Both will be occupied with
placement preparations next year.

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Please.

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Okay.

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But only if you promise,

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that you will only download professor's
notes and not 'hot professor's'.

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'On one hand, this donkey
was trying to become a unicorn,'

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'and on the other side,'

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'that hippopotamus was trying to make
new friends and fit into shark tank.'

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Mr. Jhaatu,
we are board of members of the startup.

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Not carrom board players, that it
will be fun with 4 instead of 3 players.

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First let the beta
version of the app launch,

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then we will give you
the internship in company.

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By the way, can you make good tea?

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I can make a good horse too.

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You are not beer, you are fruit beer.
Anyone will drink and pee it.

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How will you run the
app without my expertise?

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Then tell me,
what is the USP of our app?

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Casual sex.

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Was it combined studies?

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They are the same thing. We
don't remember anything after doing it.

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Did you get abused by Chirag?

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Stop laughing and get lost.

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'Where he became a poisonous
snake who codes on python,'

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'on the other hand Nabomita launched
her new version as entering third year.'

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Hi Nabomita, happy friendship day.

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Sorry, Sunil Narayan.
Actuall I don't wear friendship bands.

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My skin is too sensitive. I get rashes.

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-No?
-No.

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If no friendship band,

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Shit, shit.. why do I make
such mistakes. I'm so sorry Nabomita.

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'The fare doll had become a Barbie.'

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'And the jaat guy who used
to sell scrap, started reading books.'

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Jhaatu brother,
I'll not be able to come play today.

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I'm running a little late for
my class according to my time table.

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I have extra class after this class.

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And then I have to complete classwork

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and homework after
watching a master class.

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You class-ist, get lost.

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You also break this Jai-Veeru's bonding.

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You can't make a
buffalo's tail turn into

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a peacock's feather
by putting it into a book.

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Jhaatu brother,
you are not Jai-veeru anymore,

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you have become Prem uncle of hostel.

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And anyway, no one wants
to live in this hostel forever.

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If I want to change
my future after getting out,

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then I have to change everything now.

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Otherwise,If I fail,

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my mornings would just be
straws and Siddhu Moosewala's songs.

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Any way, one Jhaatu
is enough for this hostel.

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I'm going to the classroom.

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I don't know how I've wasted
my 2 years with these fools?

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But no more.

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This year, I'll do something different.

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He will. He will try
to do something different.

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He's in third year.

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Look, in hostel the first
year comes like a honeymoon period.

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Full of excitement.

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The juniors come in second year,
so they feel better.

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But in third year comes
the hostel's mid-life crisis.

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Like the candle flutters
before extinguishing,

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person trembles before dying,

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engineer bubbles up
after entering third year

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to find a new experiment
in their hostel life.

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Someone gets in finding
compassion in love,

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or someone starts
to find passion in life.

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Someone gets a taste of studying for the
first time, or the hiccup of politics.

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Now, who is more serious
in their experiment

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differs from student to student.

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But, let me tell you how
serious they are about engineering.

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Did you hear,
the mass recruiter won't come this year.

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[People speaking in unison]

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[People speaking in unison]

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Hello, Pinky. Say yes to Daddy.
I'm ready to be a at-house son-in-law.

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Hello, Mom? Your hearing
problem can't be treated anymore.

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Hello? Dr. Baldev Chaddha? What is
the rate of 3 litre sperm in the market?

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Ask brother to go
to Thailand as a sister.

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Hello? Are you from TVF?

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Hello? Why are you not listening Mom?

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If I don't become an engineer,
I'll fuck you up before leaving campus.

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I was just joking. Recruiter is coming.

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He is coming.

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Joking?

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I'm sorry Sir. I respect you a lot, Sir.

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Happy Teacher's Day, Sir.

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Give this to a poor person from my side.

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[Song playing on radio]

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Thank you.

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-There is Jhaatu.
-Come on, come on.

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Hold him. Hold. Hold.

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You stole equipment from college's lab?

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You Walter White. Today Sherdil
brother will deal with you.

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Oh God, who kept these in my bag,
I didn't even know.

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But I know.

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Sorry Jhaatu sir,
I'm a big fan of yours.

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But I'm an even bigger
fan of Sherdil brother.

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And you know, when a bug
goes into your butt, it pains a lot.

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When bug goes into the butt,
it doesn't pain.

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So brother Sherdil was wrong?

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Who is this Sherdil brother?

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I'm Sherdil.

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Boy's hostel's brother
and girls hostel's... brother too.

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There was a time,

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when even the most strict police officer
used to pee after looking my face.

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I used to collect urine
sample in the village's clinic.

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There I learnt, you can know
a man's health from his urine.

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And by the look of you it feels
that the whole hostel has diarrhea.

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What is the point?

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The main piece of information
is described as a point.

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Stop asking me unnecessary
definitions and come to the point.

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All your friends have
left you and moved ahead.

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Stop breastfeeding these snakes
keeping them close to your chest.

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You need to do something new.

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Something that raises
a storm in the whole hostel.

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So come and join our party.

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Storm, thunderstorm, holocaust, inferno.

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The Adult Power Party. Tapatap Party.

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-Tapa!
-Tap!

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-Tapa!
-Tap!

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-Tapa!
-Tap!

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Am I an interest that
I'll just integrate with you?

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You don't know me.

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I not only know you but
also all of your secrets.

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Few years back, on the day of Diwali,

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Hostel's boys were lighting
bomb in their hands.

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And to look cool there,
you lit the bomb in your underwear.

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After that incident,
your pubes stopped growing.

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And since then, people call you Jhaatu.

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Sherdil brother, I'll work with you.

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But outside this hostel...

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Okay, outside this city,
no one should know about this.

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Please.

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-You know how Jhaatu's name got Jhaatu?
-Hey, stop.

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He lit a bomb in his underwear
and his pubes burnt down.

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-His penis would also would
have gotten away. -Stop, please.

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Brother, please stop.

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Please don't tell.

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Asshole, stop.

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Ankit, come on.

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It's morning. Get ready for the class.

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I'll be ready.

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First you moan for a bit.

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Okay.

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Jaat, please switch it off.

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Are you going to milk a
buffalo this early in the morning?

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You scared my sweet, cow-like Akanksha.

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The Batman who used to stay all night,
also got left by his girlfriend.

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She was Rachel.

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But she did end up with a lawyer only,

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whose attendance was 100% in class.

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You should also be regular in class.
Your attendance is lagging.

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You go and become Sundar Pichai.

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I'm happy in chasing beauty.

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Classroom is also a beauty.
You should come and look sometime.

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Hey, what are you guys laughing at?

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Nothing, this girl Nabomita.
She keeps sending us lame jokes.

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Rohan, your new bike
gives a mileage of 85 right?

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How do you both know Nabomita?

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She was in chemistry lab with us.

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Since then we know that
she is naturally unfunny.

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But how sexy. Look at the model.

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You know, in the last
rain she fell in the gutter.

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I picked her and took her home.

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Your bike?

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Nabomita.

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You are right. She loses a
little control and jumps on any guy.

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Dilip, what nonsense you are talking?

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Bro, I'm talking about his bike.

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She might look high
maintenance in photos,

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but she's very common in real life.

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Your bike?

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Nabomita.

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But she is sensitive. If you
touch her a little, she runs away.

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Yes, I'm still talking
about the bike, Chirag.

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But if you find it so nice,
then let's take her for a ride tonight.

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Let's go.

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Bike or Nabomita?

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Both.

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-Nabomita, Nabomita?
-Yes?

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I wanted to talk to you about something
important. What are you doing tomorrow?

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Tomorrow I'm with Rohan.

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-And day after tomorrow?
-Day after tomorrow I'll be with Dilip.

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And after that?

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After that Rohan and
Dilip will be with me.

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When will you be free?

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I'm free now, but for two minutes.
Rohan and Dilip are coming.

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Nabomita, Rohan and Dilip are not good
boys. You please stay away from them.

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What are you saying?

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Nabomita, Rohan and Dilip are not good
boys. You please stay away from them.

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God, Chirag.

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You know, everyday a guy comes
and tells me Chirag is so dumb.

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But I know that they are lying,

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but I had no idea you
too will be jealous like them.

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Who are those guys?

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Why are you doing this?

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You know, there was a time when I
used to be scared to even talk to boys.

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First, it used to be one sided love,
then friendship and then problems.

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This year, I'm trying something new.

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You know, I'm trying to be
comfortable with male friendship.

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And I'm lucky that I found
such true friends like Rohan and Dilip.

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Also, I know the difference
between creepy and caring very well.

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So, please. Don't act like my father.

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-Nabo? Nabo?
-Keep quiet.

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Dumb! You broke her heart.

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Are you that guy?

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Hey!

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Phata Phat,
Ghapa ghap, everyone say, Tapa?

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Everyone say, Tapa?

00:14:00.184 --> 00:14:03.444 align:center
Are you reading your
mother's wedding card?

00:14:04.024 --> 00:14:05.084 align:center
Fuck!

00:14:05.454 --> 00:14:06.654 align:center
Mid-sem exams start tomorrow?

00:14:06.824 --> 00:14:08.204 align:center
Didn't you check notice board?

00:14:08.374 --> 00:14:09.704 align:center
Why did you check notice board?

00:14:09.834 --> 00:14:13.704 align:center
He wanted paper for crushing,
so he brought the whole notice board.

00:14:14.394 --> 00:14:16.594 align:center
Fuck, what will we do now?

00:14:17.354 --> 00:14:22.164 align:center
In the village, even the big
shot couldn't sit in front of me.

00:14:23.954 --> 00:14:28.054 align:center
There was no middle rod in my cycle.

00:14:28.994 --> 00:14:33.544 align:center
But then I realized a man sits,

00:14:33.834 --> 00:14:35.244 align:center
where he gets support.

00:14:35.334 --> 00:14:40.144 align:center
And I have decided to
not appear for any exams.

00:14:41.004 --> 00:14:44.634 align:center
In fact, I'll try that
apart from tomorrow's exam,

00:14:45.344 --> 00:14:49.814 align:center
fifth semester's every
exam should be cancelled.

00:14:51.354 --> 00:14:54.474 align:center
We will protest that when we
didn't study at all the whole year,

00:14:54.564 --> 00:14:56.653 align:center
then why should we
pollute the environment

00:14:56.743 --> 00:14:58.324 align:center
wasting these pencils and papers.

00:14:58.414 --> 00:14:59.524 align:center
Yes.

00:14:59.614 --> 00:15:01.244 align:center
And the name of this revolution will be.

00:15:05.614 --> 00:15:06.674 align:center
Green.

00:15:07.104 --> 00:15:08.484 align:center
Green Revolution.

00:15:09.964 --> 00:15:11.964 align:center
How do you think about
these Sherdil brother?

00:15:12.054 --> 00:15:13.654 align:center
He doesn't think at all.

00:15:13.744 --> 00:15:15.284 align:center
-Tapa!
-Tap!

00:15:15.374 --> 00:15:16.684 align:center
-Tapa!
-Tap!

00:15:16.774 --> 00:15:17.924 align:center
-Tapa!
-Tap!

00:15:18.014 --> 00:15:19.794 align:center
-Tapa!
-Tap!

00:15:28.014 --> 00:15:30.534 align:center
Ankit, 7 chapters are left.

00:15:30.624 --> 00:15:32.614 align:center
You can't make a diagram of heart.

00:15:33.294 --> 00:15:34.594 align:center
Try on the other hand.

00:15:37.134 --> 00:15:38.691 align:center
If you want to decorate hands,

00:15:38.781 --> 00:15:40.804 align:center
then why are you wasting
your parent's money here?

00:15:41.074 --> 00:15:42.694 align:center
Every red thing is romantic to you?

00:15:42.784 --> 00:15:45.604 align:center
Bring your cheek forward,
let me do some coloring there.

00:15:45.954 --> 00:15:50.844 align:center
If you touch my stationary ever again,
then I will refill this with your blood.

00:15:51.444 --> 00:15:53.004 align:center
Jaat we were just...

00:15:53.094 --> 00:15:54.077 align:center
Forgive me sister-in-law,

00:15:54.167 --> 00:15:56.994 align:center
but coming to in-laws frequently
before marriage doesn't look good.

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I'm going back to hostel.

00:16:10.434 --> 00:16:11.844 align:center
Sorry brother.

00:16:12.414 --> 00:16:14.064 align:center
Why is he so quiet since the morning?

00:16:14.254 --> 00:16:16.904 align:center
He has took an oath
of silence to pass in exams.

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But today is viva, right?

00:16:24.664 --> 00:16:26.664 align:center
Hi. Did you sleep well?

00:16:27.544 --> 00:16:28.814 align:center
I was doing something.

00:16:29.324 --> 00:16:30.344 align:center
What were you doing?

00:16:31.514 --> 00:16:32.374 align:center
Give me your hand?

00:16:32.564 --> 00:16:33.904 align:center
Oh, All the best.

00:16:37.474 --> 00:16:38.504 align:center
Ankit?

00:16:43.234 --> 00:16:45.854 align:center
This has answers to
all the important questions.

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I stayed up all night
to get the micro ready.

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Now if you want to thank
me then give me your other hand too.

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Ankit, this is disgusting.

00:16:55.294 --> 00:16:58.694 align:center
You should know that Akanksha
Pechkas Thakur never cheats

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and doesn't let anyone cheat.

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Wait a minute, uncle's name is Pechkas?

00:17:03.884 --> 00:17:05.304 align:center
No no, it's nice.

00:17:05.614 --> 00:17:08.514 align:center
But Akku, if we don't
cheat then how will we pass?

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Like everyone does.

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-Great, by making chits.
-By studying!

00:17:14.044 --> 00:17:18.264 align:center
Akku, we don't get time from each other,
when will I study?

00:17:18.354 --> 00:17:21.484 align:center
Wait a minute, are you telling
me that you didn't study because of me?

00:17:21.574 --> 00:17:22.984 align:center
No, I didn't mean that.

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Don't make me the
reason of your laziness.

00:17:26.404 --> 00:17:29.214 align:center
And it was your idea
to study together, not mine.

00:17:29.434 --> 00:17:33.174 align:center
Ankit, if I can study in
this relationship, you can too.

00:17:33.664 --> 00:17:35.034 align:center
I don't like cheaters.

00:17:35.234 --> 00:17:37.324 align:center
Not in relationships, and not in exams.

00:17:39.224 --> 00:17:40.224 align:center
Chits.

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"We will cheat."

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Nude. Why are you getting naked?

00:17:46.934 --> 00:17:48.542 align:center
Listen. She is crying.

00:17:48.704 --> 00:17:51.824 align:center
Nabomita, why haven't you made
an account on our application yet?

00:17:52.624 --> 00:17:54.944 align:center
If you will join then
other girls will also join.

00:17:55.094 --> 00:17:57.014 align:center
Then more boys will join,
traffic will increase.

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Listen, I will make a nice account.

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Give me your phone. Please.

00:18:01.924 --> 00:18:03.314 align:center
Nabomita, please give your phone.

00:18:03.609 --> 00:18:06.098 align:center
[Indistinct TV playing]

00:18:06.304 --> 00:18:08.674 align:center
Brother, please bring me the water.

00:18:09.124 --> 00:18:10.364 align:center
Make me do everything.

00:18:10.553 --> 00:18:11.474 align:center
I'll bring.

00:18:11.715 --> 00:18:13.918 align:center
'Are you scared seeing the gun? Come.'

00:18:16.197 --> 00:18:18.045 align:center
'Bird...'

00:18:18.686 --> 00:18:21.576 align:center
'Don't know whether there
is bullet in the gun or not?'

00:18:21.656 --> 00:18:25.539 align:center
'Hey Green t-shirt,
this is real gun. Scoundrel.'

00:18:25.949 --> 00:18:26.986 align:center
'Then shoot.'

00:18:27.066 --> 00:18:29.278 align:center
-'Come on shoot.'
-'Show me.'

00:18:29.527 --> 00:18:31.648 align:center
'Yes. Come on shoot.'

00:18:31.738 --> 00:18:33.322 align:center
'Shoot.'

00:18:33.412 --> 00:18:34.814 align:center
'I'll tell both you. Wait.'

00:18:34.904 --> 00:18:37.053 align:center
'Sir. No, no.'

00:18:38.114 --> 00:18:39.614 align:center
What the fuck, Rohan?

00:18:40.524 --> 00:18:42.214 align:center
What happened Nabomita? What happened?

00:18:42.304 --> 00:18:44.524 align:center
Rohan just tried to kiss me.

00:18:44.984 --> 00:18:47.054 align:center
Rohan are you dumb?

00:18:47.144 --> 00:18:50.254 align:center
You know she's crazy for me.
What are you doing?

00:18:50.344 --> 00:18:52.054 align:center
One second, when did I say I like you?

00:18:52.144 --> 00:18:55.114 align:center
Exactly. She likes me, not you.

00:18:55.384 --> 00:18:57.414 align:center
I'm really sorry.

00:18:57.504 --> 00:19:00.844 align:center
What the fuck is happening?
When did I say I like either of you?

00:19:01.814 --> 00:19:04.574 align:center
When did you say you like either of us?

00:19:07.344 --> 00:19:09.264 align:center
Guys, why are you ruining this?

00:19:10.164 --> 00:19:11.374 align:center
We are friends, right?

00:19:13.974 --> 00:19:17.094 align:center
Nabomita, the app which I have
made for third year college project,

00:19:17.574 --> 00:19:20.174 align:center
I have took funding for
it's first round of BETA version.

00:19:20.624 --> 00:19:22.795 align:center
You seriously thought
that a shark like me,

00:19:22.885 --> 00:19:24.224 align:center
would only be interested
in friendship with you?

00:19:25.024 --> 00:19:28.084 align:center
Neither you are smart, nor interesting.

00:19:28.174 --> 00:19:30.164 align:center
And funny, not at all.

00:19:30.314 --> 00:19:34.444 align:center
We are tolerating your
madness just because you are hot.

00:19:35.214 --> 00:19:37.844 align:center
So, you guys never
thought of me as a friend?

00:19:38.244 --> 00:19:40.024 align:center
I did, but his.

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I was sure,
you won't be able to resist me.

00:19:43.764 --> 00:19:45.913 align:center
And if you didn't want to hook up,

00:19:46.003 --> 00:19:48.084 align:center
then why are you coming
in my dreams since 3 months?

00:19:49.414 --> 00:19:51.384 align:center
You wasted our time, Nabomita.

00:19:51.474 --> 00:19:53.114 align:center
-Right.
-This is not cool.

00:19:54.074 --> 00:19:55.214 align:center
It's all your fault.

00:19:55.304 --> 00:19:56.584 align:center
Not my fault.

00:19:56.674 --> 00:19:58.614 align:center
I was telling you we
should flirt with Akanksha.

00:19:58.704 --> 00:20:01.254 align:center
Her standards are so low,
that she got with Ankit.

00:20:06.924 --> 00:20:11.544 align:center
Why do you update for me,
this doesn't grow at home.

00:20:11.634 --> 00:20:15.314 align:center
Why should I sit for exams,
when I don't know shit?

00:20:15.404 --> 00:20:17.674 align:center
Don't know. Don't know.

00:20:17.764 --> 00:20:21.804 align:center
We will stain the
shirt of the invigilator.

00:20:21.894 --> 00:20:25.684 align:center
We will burn the whole education system.

00:20:25.774 --> 00:20:28.254 align:center
We will burn!

00:20:28.344 --> 00:20:29.614 align:center
We will burn!

00:20:29.704 --> 00:20:32.174 align:center
-Brother?
-We will burn it!

00:20:39.764 --> 00:20:42.434 align:center
Put out the fire.

00:20:42.944 --> 00:20:45.604 align:center
Today education system
will be burnt down.

00:20:45.694 --> 00:20:48.054 align:center
Do hell with education system,

00:20:48.144 --> 00:20:50.454 align:center
you burnt my shoes worth Rs 5000.

00:20:50.634 --> 00:20:53.024 align:center
Put it out.

00:20:53.114 --> 00:20:54.374 align:center
Put it out.

00:21:11.656 --> 00:21:15.124 align:center
Nabomita, if you are free
after exams today, can we chill?

00:21:15.454 --> 00:21:20.004 align:center
I have tobacco.
The one which is bad for health.

00:21:20.164 --> 00:21:22.504 align:center
There is so much tar in it.
Please come with me.

00:21:23.074 --> 00:21:24.944 align:center
Sunil Narayan, I don't smoke.

00:21:25.084 --> 00:21:29.974 align:center
Is it? Are your lungs also sensitive?
They might get rashes?

00:21:30.224 --> 00:21:32.054 align:center
Get lost or I'll complaint.

00:21:32.144 --> 00:21:35.514 align:center
Complaint will be yours, regarding
the type of photos you are putting.

00:21:35.904 --> 00:21:37.326 align:center
If you have so much attitude,

00:21:37.406 --> 00:21:40.324 align:center
then why did you write on the app,
feeling lonely, call me for fun.

00:21:40.414 --> 00:21:41.594 align:center
Shit, what app?

00:21:41.684 --> 00:21:43.734 align:center
The app which your
best friends are making.

00:21:44.214 --> 00:21:46.234 align:center
I could have wasted my
tobacco at the wrong place.

00:21:47.504 --> 00:21:48.484 align:center
Nirjala?

00:21:48.574 --> 00:21:49.464 align:center
Hey?

00:22:05.504 --> 00:22:08.158 align:center
Are you mad?
Look, I will viral this video.

00:22:09.744 --> 00:22:12.184 align:center
Please. Nabomita please
give me your phone.

00:22:19.364 --> 00:22:22.074 align:center
-From exam seat?
-Freedom!

00:22:22.164 --> 00:22:24.714 align:center
-From marksheet?
-Freedom!

00:22:24.804 --> 00:22:27.404 align:center
-From extra sheet?
-Freedom!

00:22:27.494 --> 00:22:29.994 align:center
-We will take.
-Freedom!

00:22:30.084 --> 00:22:32.834 align:center
-We will take.
-Freedom!

00:22:34.364 --> 00:22:35.754 align:center
What are you doing here?

00:22:36.074 --> 00:22:38.404 align:center
This is our work place.
Friends are not allowed here.

00:22:38.494 --> 00:22:41.284 align:center
Guys, enough.
Delete my photo from the app.

00:22:41.374 --> 00:22:43.574 align:center
Sorry. That's against our policy.

00:22:43.664 --> 00:22:46.384 align:center
I'm warning you.
I'll complaint the fuck out of you guys.

00:22:46.474 --> 00:22:47.544 align:center
Then do it.

00:22:47.724 --> 00:22:50.084 align:center
Your data, shot from your phone.

00:22:50.324 --> 00:22:51.874 align:center
And got uploaded from your phone.

00:22:52.244 --> 00:22:55.864 align:center
In which,
you uploaded my semi naked picture.

00:22:56.204 --> 00:23:00.184 align:center
So you go and complaint soon,
so that I can complaint about you.

00:23:01.054 --> 00:23:01.964 align:center
I...

00:23:04.544 --> 00:23:05.484 align:center
Chirag?

00:23:06.284 --> 00:23:07.314 align:center
Delete the photo.

00:23:07.854 --> 00:23:09.814 align:center
Sorry. I can't.

00:23:10.024 --> 00:23:12.424 align:center
I told you stay away from them.
They are bad boys.

00:23:12.644 --> 00:23:16.454 align:center
Really Chirag?
Is this a time to say I told you so?

00:23:16.794 --> 00:23:18.754 align:center
-Just delete it.
-He can't delete.

00:23:18.964 --> 00:23:21.564 align:center
Rohan has content control.
Chirag doesn't.

00:23:21.654 --> 00:23:23.424 align:center
Yeah, he's right.

00:23:23.694 --> 00:23:27.964 align:center
I can't delete the photos,
because I have deleted the app.

00:23:28.454 --> 00:23:29.744 align:center
-What?
-Oh fuck!

00:23:29.834 --> 00:23:32.014 align:center
-Chirag are you dumb? What did you do?
-Fuck!

00:23:32.104 --> 00:23:34.044 align:center
Did you take backup?

00:23:34.134 --> 00:23:35.534 align:center
Rohan, revive the app please.

00:23:35.624 --> 00:23:38.044 align:center
-Oh brother.
-Shit, shit.

00:23:38.134 --> 00:23:39.934 align:center
I'm trying to revive it.

00:23:41.275 --> 00:23:42.294 align:center
Let me try.

00:24:11.044 --> 00:24:14.704 align:center
Chirag, you dumb.
You wasted our 4 months of hard work.

00:24:15.014 --> 00:24:17.464 align:center
That too for her. She's a waste of time.

00:24:17.554 --> 00:24:19.734 align:center
First she wasted our time and now yours.

00:24:19.914 --> 00:24:22.034 align:center
You see, she'll friend zone you too.

00:24:23.054 --> 00:24:25.874 align:center
Nabomita can't friend zone me.

00:24:26.615 --> 00:24:27.351 align:center
Why.

00:24:27.441 --> 00:24:28.584 align:center
Because Nabo...

00:24:30.554 --> 00:24:31.784 align:center
is my sister.

00:24:31.874 --> 00:24:33.144 align:center
Let's go Nabo.

00:24:33.974 --> 00:24:36.064 align:center
Wait a second,
I am not your sister.

00:24:36.274 --> 00:24:37.254 align:center
Lament, lament.

00:24:37.344 --> 00:24:39.684 align:center
-Exam paper?
-Lament it.

00:24:39.774 --> 00:24:42.464 align:center
-End semester?
-Lament it.

00:25:12.184 --> 00:25:13.254 align:center
Brother, brother.

00:25:13.344 --> 00:25:14.297 align:center
Get lost.

00:25:25.374 --> 00:25:27.374 align:center
Move on.

00:25:27.464 --> 00:25:29.454 align:center
Stop, stop.

00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:32.005 align:center
Get up.

00:25:34.064 --> 00:25:35.504 align:center
Come brother, come.

00:25:42.044 --> 00:25:44.614 align:center
-Let's leave soon.
-Stop here. Stop

00:25:45.164 --> 00:25:47.564 align:center
-Let's go, it's getting late.
-Jhaatu, we're getting late.

00:25:47.654 --> 00:25:48.604 align:center
Let's go.

00:25:49.004 --> 00:25:50.274 align:center
Here. ID card.

00:25:50.844 --> 00:25:54.974 align:center
Wear this too. If professor
sees your face, you'll face the music.

00:25:55.254 --> 00:25:57.004 align:center
Pen? What am I asking?

00:25:57.094 --> 00:25:58.654 align:center
This pen and this extra pen.

00:25:58.744 --> 00:26:01.664 align:center
And listen,
mark every answer in MCQ as 'A'.

00:26:01.754 --> 00:26:03.524 align:center
And don't leave any question blank.

00:26:03.614 --> 00:26:04.763 align:center
And if you don't understand anything,

00:26:04.843 --> 00:26:07.664 align:center
then close your eyes and think about your
parents. Every thing will be all right.

00:26:08.032 --> 00:26:09.624 align:center
Don't know where you stay alone?

00:26:09.714 --> 00:26:13.014 align:center
He has become a big politician now.
Tapa Tap!

00:26:13.104 --> 00:26:16.994 align:center
Jhaatu, you should spend some
quality time with your friends. Now go.

00:26:17.164 --> 00:26:19.484 align:center
Go now give the exams. All the best.

00:26:20.044 --> 00:26:21.554 align:center
Do something for me too.

00:26:21.644 --> 00:26:24.244 align:center
You three are the dumbest people.

00:26:31.974 --> 00:26:34.734 align:center
Enough, now. Go.

00:26:35.184 --> 00:26:38.304 align:center
Write your name as
Jatin Kishore not Jhaatu.

00:26:38.394 --> 00:26:39.414 align:center
That's a good advice.

00:26:39.504 --> 00:26:41.764 align:center
-Will you smoke?
-Yes, let's go.

00:26:42.354 --> 00:26:45.840 align:center
People ask that when
every graduation course

00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:47.454 align:center
in the world gets completed in 3 years.

00:26:47.544 --> 00:26:49.694 align:center
then why does engineering takes 4 years?

00:26:50.094 --> 00:26:53.224 align:center
Look, other courses
only offer the kids studies,

00:26:53.404 --> 00:26:57.424 align:center
but engineering gives the option
to do a lot more than engineering.

00:26:57.814 --> 00:27:01.404 align:center
It lets these dumb people the
opportunity to fail in their experiments.

00:27:01.664 --> 00:27:05.864 align:center
And like these opportunities, this extra
third year of hostel daze is filled up.