WEBVTT 00:06.273 --> 00:08.883 Someone stole the sodium nitrate again. 00:09.043 --> 00:11.100 Next time I'll put acid in the bottle. 00:11.128 --> 00:12.838 If they will try to steal it, their hands will burn. 00:52.054 --> 00:53.504 You are Jhaatu right? 00:53.804 --> 00:55.104 Why? Are you a barber? 00:55.194 --> 00:56.374 Oh no, no, sir! 00:56.464 --> 01:00.364 Sir, myself Kenneth Daniel from first year. 01:00.454 --> 01:02.014 Everyone calls me Keeda in hostel. 01:02.184 --> 01:03.914 I'm your huge fan, sir. 01:04.084 --> 01:09.144 Your photo is used like a dick pic in our whatsapp group. 01:09.234 --> 01:15.174 Sir I have heard that, that you have been slapped so much by the dean, 01:15.264 --> 01:16.894 that he burnt his hands. 01:17.844 --> 01:20.634 I have heard a lot about your and your group's scandals. 01:21.174 --> 01:24.534 But Sir, you people are never seen together nowadays. 01:26.024 --> 01:29.324 Students of third year live in hostel, not together. 01:29.524 --> 01:31.014 Why are you lying sir? 01:31.104 --> 01:34.954 There was a time you guys were so close, like an orgy. 01:35.184 --> 01:40.384 In an orgy, you never know when you turn from the fucker to the fucked. 01:42.754 --> 01:46.564 'I thought I'll make the hostel the Planet of the Apes in the third year.' 01:46.724 --> 01:49.454 'But these Darwin's flatterers got evolved.' 01:49.814 --> 01:51.564 'Like that Harambe Ankit.' 01:51.794 --> 01:55.284 'After getting the girl, our DOPA showed us his real face.' 01:55.944 --> 01:57.284 How do I look to you? 01:59.634 --> 02:01.194 I feel like I'm seeing your for the first time. 02:01.994 --> 02:03.364 Oh no. 02:03.454 --> 02:04.404 What happened? 02:04.544 --> 02:07.264 I knew that I would look like a dork in glasses. 02:07.734 --> 02:10.634 Okay listen, we would have to stop meeting a bit. 02:10.844 --> 02:13.604 We need to start preparing for the upcoming midterms. 02:14.014 --> 02:16.154 Why do we have to stop meeting because of exams? 02:16.244 --> 02:17.524 Firstly, we are never on the same page. 02:17.614 --> 02:20.844 And whenever I ask you for pencil, you reply with "our marriage is cancel". 02:21.534 --> 02:24.284 Akku, third year has started. 02:24.374 --> 02:27.784 This is our last chance to explore and try new things. 02:27.874 --> 02:30.814 Both will be occupied with placement preparations next year. 02:31.054 --> 02:32.074 Please. 02:32.594 --> 02:33.574 Okay. 02:33.804 --> 02:34.890 But only if you promise, 02:34.980 --> 02:38.254 that you will only download professor's notes and not 'hot professor's'. 02:40.754 --> 02:43.684 'On one hand, this donkey was trying to become a unicorn,' 02:43.984 --> 02:44.939 'and on the other side,' 02:45.029 --> 02:49.114 'that hippopotamus was trying to make new friends and fit into shark tank.' 02:51.854 --> 02:55.384 Mr. Jhaatu, we are board of members of the startup. 02:55.474 --> 02:59.194 Not carrom board players, that it will be fun with 4 instead of 3 players. 02:59.464 --> 03:01.653 First let the beta version of the app launch, 03:01.743 --> 03:03.804 then we will give you the internship in company. 03:04.454 --> 03:06.514 By the way, can you make good tea? 03:06.884 --> 03:08.694 I can make a good horse too. 03:08.904 --> 03:12.514 You are not beer, you are fruit beer. Anyone will drink and pee it. 03:12.694 --> 03:15.364 How will you run the app without my expertise? 03:15.844 --> 03:19.424 Then tell me, what is the USP of our app? 03:23.484 --> 03:24.674 Casual sex. 03:28.614 --> 03:30.944 Was it combined studies? 03:31.774 --> 03:35.514 They are the same thing. We don't remember anything after doing it. 03:35.604 --> 03:37.154 Did you get abused by Chirag? 03:37.244 --> 03:39.494 Stop laughing and get lost. 03:39.994 --> 03:43.324 'Where he became a poisonous snake who codes on python,' 03:43.414 --> 03:47.054 'on the other hand Nabomita launched her new version as entering third year.' 04:06.444 --> 04:08.264 Hi Nabomita, happy friendship day. 04:10.754 --> 04:13.804 Sorry, Sunil Narayan. Actuall I don't wear friendship bands. 04:13.894 --> 04:17.194 My skin is too sensitive. I get rashes. 04:17.344 --> 04:18.326 -No? -No. 04:18.416 --> 04:19.204 If no friendship band, 04:19.294 --> 04:22.624 Shit, shit.. why do I make such mistakes. I'm so sorry Nabomita. 04:22.894 --> 04:25.274 'The fare doll had become a Barbie.' 04:25.364 --> 04:28.194 'And the jaat guy who used to sell scrap, started reading books.' 04:28.284 --> 04:30.426 Jhaatu brother, I'll not be able to come play today. 04:30.674 --> 04:34.764 I'm running a little late for my class according to my time table. 04:35.054 --> 04:36.824 I have extra class after this class. 04:36.914 --> 04:38.217 And then I have to complete classwork 04:38.307 --> 04:40.284 and homework after watching a master class. 04:40.564 --> 04:43.414 You class-ist, get lost. 04:44.124 --> 04:45.984 You also break this Jai-Veeru's bonding. 04:46.064 --> 04:48.197 You can't make a buffalo's tail turn into 04:48.287 --> 04:50.514 a peacock's feather by putting it into a book. 04:50.794 --> 04:53.290 Jhaatu brother, you are not Jai-veeru anymore, 04:53.950 --> 04:55.334 you have become Prem uncle of hostel. 04:55.554 --> 04:58.616 And anyway, no one wants to live in this hostel forever. 04:59.114 --> 05:01.483 If I want to change my future after getting out, 05:01.740 --> 05:03.534 then I have to change everything now. 05:03.754 --> 05:05.068 Otherwise,If I fail, 05:05.158 --> 05:09.334 my mornings would just be straws and Siddhu Moosewala's songs. 05:10.444 --> 05:12.666 Any way, one Jhaatu is enough for this hostel. 05:12.868 --> 05:14.020 I'm going to the classroom. 05:24.774 --> 05:27.654 I don't know how I've wasted my 2 years with these fools? 05:28.624 --> 05:29.824 But no more. 05:32.034 --> 05:35.144 This year, I'll do something different. 05:36.864 --> 05:40.424 He will. He will try to do something different. 05:41.464 --> 05:42.592 He's in third year. 05:42.777 --> 05:45.774 Look, in hostel the first year comes like a honeymoon period. 05:45.864 --> 05:47.664 Full of excitement. 05:47.874 --> 05:51.114 The juniors come in second year, so they feel better. 05:51.357 --> 05:55.004 But in third year comes the hostel's mid-life crisis. 05:55.464 --> 05:57.352 Like the candle flutters before extinguishing, 05:57.432 --> 05:59.404 person trembles before dying, 05:59.484 --> 06:02.944 engineer bubbles up after entering third year 06:03.364 --> 06:06.836 to find a new experiment in their hostel life. 06:07.114 --> 06:09.129 Someone gets in finding compassion in love, 06:09.219 --> 06:10.564 or someone starts to find passion in life. 06:10.754 --> 06:15.524 Someone gets a taste of studying for the first time, or the hiccup of politics. 06:15.704 --> 06:17.948 Now, who is more serious in their experiment 06:18.038 --> 06:20.024 differs from student to student. 06:20.494 --> 06:24.234 But, let me tell you how serious they are about engineering. 06:24.754 --> 06:28.884 Did you hear, the mass recruiter won't come this year. 06:28.974 --> 06:30.714 [People speaking in unison] 06:30.804 --> 06:32.544 [People speaking in unison] 06:33.534 --> 06:36.604 Hello, Pinky. Say yes to Daddy. I'm ready to be a at-house son-in-law. 06:36.694 --> 06:39.394 Hello, Mom? Your hearing problem can't be treated anymore. 06:39.484 --> 06:42.704 Hello? Dr. Baldev Chaddha? What is the rate of 3 litre sperm in the market? 06:42.854 --> 06:45.184 Ask brother to go to Thailand as a sister. 06:45.274 --> 06:47.214 Hello? Are you from TVF? 06:47.304 --> 06:49.374 Hello? Why are you not listening Mom? 06:49.464 --> 06:52.504 If I don't become an engineer, I'll fuck you up before leaving campus. 06:52.594 --> 06:54.944 I was just joking. Recruiter is coming. 06:55.034 --> 06:55.964 He is coming. 06:57.834 --> 06:59.024 Joking? 06:59.284 --> 07:02.044 I'm sorry Sir. I respect you a lot, Sir. 07:03.394 --> 07:05.124 Happy Teacher's Day, Sir. 07:38.539 --> 07:40.574 Give this to a poor person from my side. 07:40.885 --> 07:45.361 [Song playing on radio] 07:47.754 --> 07:48.614 Thank you. 07:48.704 --> 07:51.124 -There is Jhaatu. -Come on, come on. 07:51.284 --> 07:54.244 Hold him. Hold. Hold. 07:54.334 --> 07:55.944 You stole equipment from college's lab? 07:56.154 --> 07:59.654 You Walter White. Today Sherdil brother will deal with you. 08:00.204 --> 08:05.944 Oh God, who kept these in my bag, I didn't even know. 08:06.024 --> 08:07.994 But I know. 08:08.084 --> 08:10.686 Sorry Jhaatu sir, I'm a big fan of yours. 08:10.776 --> 08:13.534 But I'm an even bigger fan of Sherdil brother. 08:13.624 --> 08:17.914 And you know, when a bug goes into your butt, it pains a lot. 08:18.794 --> 08:21.304 When bug goes into the butt, it doesn't pain. 08:21.504 --> 08:23.434 So brother Sherdil was wrong? 08:23.524 --> 08:26.054 Who is this Sherdil brother? 08:26.144 --> 08:27.484 I'm Sherdil. 08:28.174 --> 08:33.784 Boy's hostel's brother and girls hostel's... brother too. 08:34.724 --> 08:35.868 There was a time, 08:35.958 --> 08:39.214 when even the most strict police officer used to pee after looking my face. 08:41.044 --> 08:44.294 I used to collect urine sample in the village's clinic. 08:45.094 --> 08:50.514 There I learnt, you can know a man's health from his urine. 08:50.834 --> 08:54.914 And by the look of you it feels that the whole hostel has diarrhea. 08:55.644 --> 08:56.864 What is the point? 08:56.954 --> 08:59.434 The main piece of information is described as a point. 08:59.524 --> 09:02.414 Stop asking me unnecessary definitions and come to the point. 09:03.194 --> 09:06.524 All your friends have left you and moved ahead. 09:06.724 --> 09:11.674 Stop breastfeeding these snakes keeping them close to your chest. 09:12.324 --> 09:13.824 You need to do something new. 09:13.974 --> 09:16.874 Something that raises a storm in the whole hostel. 09:17.154 --> 09:19.344 So come and join our party. 09:19.434 --> 09:22.094 Storm, thunderstorm, holocaust, inferno. 09:22.184 --> 09:26.564 The Adult Power Party. Tapatap Party. 09:26.654 --> 09:28.114 -Tapa! -Tap! 09:28.204 --> 09:29.474 -Tapa! -Tap! 09:29.564 --> 09:30.974 -Tapa! -Tap! 09:31.334 --> 09:33.494 Am I an interest that I'll just integrate with you? 09:34.194 --> 09:35.924 You don't know me. 09:37.394 --> 09:40.744 I not only know you but also all of your secrets. 09:40.974 --> 09:43.114 Few years back, on the day of Diwali, 09:43.204 --> 09:45.984 Hostel's boys were lighting bomb in their hands. 09:46.184 --> 09:49.654 And to look cool there, you lit the bomb in your underwear. 09:49.744 --> 09:52.464 After that incident, your pubes stopped growing. 09:52.554 --> 09:56.104 And since then, people call you Jhaatu. 10:00.434 --> 10:03.184 Sherdil brother, I'll work with you. 10:03.274 --> 10:05.424 But outside this hostel... 10:07.714 --> 10:11.184 Okay, outside this city, no one should know about this. 10:11.274 --> 10:12.434 Please. 10:14.044 --> 10:15.914 -You know how Jhaatu's name got Jhaatu? -Hey, stop. 10:16.004 --> 10:18.044 He lit a bomb in his underwear and his pubes burnt down. 10:18.134 --> 10:20.314 -His penis would also would have gotten away. -Stop, please. 10:20.404 --> 10:21.834 Brother, please stop. 10:21.924 --> 10:23.274 Please don't tell. 10:23.364 --> 10:25.134 Asshole, stop. 10:26.774 --> 10:28.594 Ankit, come on. 10:29.484 --> 10:31.854 It's morning. Get ready for the class. 10:32.264 --> 10:33.554 I'll be ready. 10:34.294 --> 10:38.054 First you moan for a bit. 10:41.614 --> 10:42.634 Okay. 10:49.014 --> 10:51.044 Jaat, please switch it off. 10:51.914 --> 10:54.794 Are you going to milk a buffalo this early in the morning? 10:55.084 --> 10:57.414 You scared my sweet, cow-like Akanksha. 10:57.734 --> 11:00.874 The Batman who used to stay all night, also got left by his girlfriend. 11:00.964 --> 11:02.244 She was Rachel. 11:02.334 --> 11:04.084 But she did end up with a lawyer only, 11:04.174 --> 11:06.254 whose attendance was 100% in class. 11:06.344 --> 11:09.874 You should also be regular in class. Your attendance is lagging. 11:10.334 --> 11:12.444 You go and become Sundar Pichai. 11:12.704 --> 11:16.184 I'm happy in chasing beauty. 11:16.364 --> 11:19.354 Classroom is also a beauty. You should come and look sometime. 11:31.714 --> 11:33.804 Hey, what are you guys laughing at? 11:33.894 --> 11:37.674 Nothing, this girl Nabomita. She keeps sending us lame jokes. 11:38.034 --> 11:40.844 Rohan, your new bike gives a mileage of 85 right? 11:41.064 --> 11:43.314 How do you both know Nabomita? 11:43.404 --> 11:44.968 She was in chemistry lab with us. 11:45.058 --> 11:46.904 Since then we know that she is naturally unfunny. 11:47.104 --> 11:49.574 But how sexy. Look at the model. 11:49.904 --> 11:51.908 You know, in the last rain she fell in the gutter. 11:51.998 --> 11:53.614 I picked her and took her home. 11:53.704 --> 11:54.754 Your bike? 11:54.844 --> 11:55.714 Nabomita. 11:55.804 --> 11:58.784 You are right. She loses a little control and jumps on any guy. 11:58.934 --> 12:00.654 Dilip, what nonsense you are talking? 12:00.744 --> 12:02.914 Bro, I'm talking about his bike. 12:03.954 --> 12:05.866 She might look high maintenance in photos, 12:05.956 --> 12:07.414 but she's very common in real life. 12:07.504 --> 12:08.464 Your bike? 12:08.554 --> 12:09.494 Nabomita. 12:10.044 --> 12:13.334 But she is sensitive. If you touch her a little, she runs away. 12:13.814 --> 12:15.904 Yes, I'm still talking about the bike, Chirag. 12:16.914 --> 12:19.854 But if you find it so nice, then let's take her for a ride tonight. 12:19.944 --> 12:20.864 Let's go. 12:20.954 --> 12:22.674 Bike or Nabomita? 12:25.044 --> 12:25.964 Both. 12:38.114 --> 12:39.654 -Nabomita, Nabomita? -Yes? 12:39.744 --> 12:42.274 I wanted to talk to you about something important. What are you doing tomorrow? 12:42.364 --> 12:43.474 Tomorrow I'm with Rohan. 12:43.564 --> 12:45.124 -And day after tomorrow? -Day after tomorrow I'll be with Dilip. 12:45.214 --> 12:45.894 And after that? 12:45.984 --> 12:47.404 After that Rohan and Dilip will be with me. 12:47.494 --> 12:48.604 When will you be free? 12:49.384 --> 12:52.094 I'm free now, but for two minutes. Rohan and Dilip are coming. 12:52.344 --> 12:55.794 Nabomita, Rohan and Dilip are not good boys. You please stay away from them. 12:55.884 --> 12:56.914 What are you saying? 12:57.004 --> 13:00.204 Nabomita, Rohan and Dilip are not good boys. You please stay away from them. 13:00.294 --> 13:01.494 God, Chirag. 13:01.584 --> 13:05.664 You know, everyday a guy comes and tells me Chirag is so dumb. 13:06.314 --> 13:07.984 But I know that they are lying, 13:08.074 --> 13:11.194 but I had no idea you too will be jealous like them. 13:11.284 --> 13:13.164 Who are those guys? 13:13.254 --> 13:14.504 Why are you doing this? 13:15.504 --> 13:18.724 You know, there was a time when I used to be scared to even talk to boys. 13:19.394 --> 13:22.044 First, it used to be one sided love, then friendship and then problems. 13:22.484 --> 13:23.994 This year, I'm trying something new. 13:24.084 --> 13:27.194 You know, I'm trying to be comfortable with male friendship. 13:27.734 --> 13:30.654 And I'm lucky that I found such true friends like Rohan and Dilip. 13:32.314 --> 13:35.754 Also, I know the difference between creepy and caring very well. 13:36.124 --> 13:37.944 So, please. Don't act like my father. 13:40.254 --> 13:42.024 -Nabo? Nabo? -Keep quiet. 13:44.724 --> 13:46.584 Dumb! You broke her heart. 13:47.164 --> 13:48.424 Are you that guy? 13:48.684 --> 13:49.654 Hey! 13:53.464 --> 13:58.124 Phata Phat, Ghapa ghap, everyone say, Tapa? 13:58.674 --> 14:00.094 Everyone say, Tapa? 14:00.184 --> 14:03.444 Are you reading your mother's wedding card? 14:04.024 --> 14:05.084 Fuck! 14:05.454 --> 14:06.654 Mid-sem exams start tomorrow? 14:06.824 --> 14:08.204 Didn't you check notice board? 14:08.374 --> 14:09.704 Why did you check notice board? 14:09.834 --> 14:13.704 He wanted paper for crushing, so he brought the whole notice board. 14:14.394 --> 14:16.594 Fuck, what will we do now? 14:17.354 --> 14:22.164 In the village, even the big shot couldn't sit in front of me. 14:23.954 --> 14:28.054 There was no middle rod in my cycle. 14:28.994 --> 14:33.544 But then I realized a man sits, 14:33.834 --> 14:35.244 where he gets support. 14:35.334 --> 14:40.144 And I have decided to not appear for any exams. 14:41.004 --> 14:44.634 In fact, I'll try that apart from tomorrow's exam, 14:45.344 --> 14:49.814 fifth semester's every exam should be cancelled. 14:51.354 --> 14:54.474 We will protest that when we didn't study at all the whole year, 14:54.564 --> 14:56.653 then why should we pollute the environment 14:56.743 --> 14:58.324 wasting these pencils and papers. 14:58.414 --> 14:59.524 Yes. 14:59.614 --> 15:01.244 And the name of this revolution will be. 15:05.614 --> 15:06.674 Green. 15:07.104 --> 15:08.484 Green Revolution. 15:09.964 --> 15:11.964 How do you think about these Sherdil brother? 15:12.054 --> 15:13.654 He doesn't think at all. 15:13.744 --> 15:15.284 -Tapa! -Tap! 15:15.374 --> 15:16.684 -Tapa! -Tap! 15:16.774 --> 15:17.924 -Tapa! -Tap! 15:18.014 --> 15:19.794 -Tapa! -Tap! 15:28.014 --> 15:30.534 Ankit, 7 chapters are left. 15:30.624 --> 15:32.614 You can't make a diagram of heart. 15:33.294 --> 15:34.594 Try on the other hand. 15:37.134 --> 15:38.691 If you want to decorate hands, 15:38.781 --> 15:40.804 then why are you wasting your parent's money here? 15:41.074 --> 15:42.694 Every red thing is romantic to you? 15:42.784 --> 15:45.604 Bring your cheek forward, let me do some coloring there. 15:45.954 --> 15:50.844 If you touch my stationary ever again, then I will refill this with your blood. 15:51.444 --> 15:53.004 Jaat we were just... 15:53.094 --> 15:54.077 Forgive me sister-in-law, 15:54.167 --> 15:56.994 but coming to in-laws frequently before marriage doesn't look good. 16:02.204 --> 16:04.494 I'm going back to hostel. 16:10.434 --> 16:11.844 Sorry brother. 16:12.414 --> 16:14.064 Why is he so quiet since the morning? 16:14.254 --> 16:16.904 He has took an oath of silence to pass in exams. 16:17.264 --> 16:18.363 But today is viva, right? 16:24.664 --> 16:26.664 Hi. Did you sleep well? 16:27.544 --> 16:28.814 I was doing something. 16:29.324 --> 16:30.344 What were you doing? 16:31.514 --> 16:32.374 Give me your hand? 16:32.564 --> 16:33.904 Oh, All the best. 16:37.474 --> 16:38.504 Ankit? 16:43.234 --> 16:45.854 This has answers to all the important questions. 16:46.014 --> 16:47.984 I stayed up all night to get the micro ready. 16:48.874 --> 16:52.374 Now if you want to thank me then give me your other hand too. 16:52.674 --> 16:54.684 Ankit, this is disgusting. 16:55.294 --> 16:58.694 You should know that Akanksha Pechkas Thakur never cheats 16:58.784 --> 17:00.134 and doesn't let anyone cheat. 17:00.674 --> 17:03.254 Wait a minute, uncle's name is Pechkas? 17:03.884 --> 17:05.304 No no, it's nice. 17:05.614 --> 17:08.514 But Akku, if we don't cheat then how will we pass? 17:08.644 --> 17:09.534 Like everyone does. 17:09.624 --> 17:11.954 -Great, by making chits. -By studying! 17:14.044 --> 17:18.264 Akku, we don't get time from each other, when will I study? 17:18.354 --> 17:21.484 Wait a minute, are you telling me that you didn't study because of me? 17:21.574 --> 17:22.984 No, I didn't mean that. 17:23.074 --> 17:25.654 Don't make me the reason of your laziness. 17:26.404 --> 17:29.214 And it was your idea to study together, not mine. 17:29.434 --> 17:33.174 Ankit, if I can study in this relationship, you can too. 17:33.664 --> 17:35.034 I don't like cheaters. 17:35.234 --> 17:37.324 Not in relationships, and not in exams. 17:39.224 --> 17:40.224 Chits. 17:41.284 --> 17:42.704 "We will cheat." 17:45.144 --> 17:46.854 Nude. Why are you getting naked? 17:46.934 --> 17:48.542 Listen. She is crying. 17:48.704 --> 17:51.824 Nabomita, why haven't you made an account on our application yet? 17:52.624 --> 17:54.944 If you will join then other girls will also join. 17:55.094 --> 17:57.014 Then more boys will join, traffic will increase. 17:57.254 --> 17:59.124 Listen, I will make a nice account. 17:59.254 --> 18:01.524 Give me your phone. Please. 18:01.924 --> 18:03.314 Nabomita, please give your phone. 18:03.609 --> 18:06.098 [Indistinct TV playing] 18:06.304 --> 18:08.674 Brother, please bring me the water. 18:09.124 --> 18:10.364 Make me do everything. 18:10.553 --> 18:11.474 I'll bring. 18:11.715 --> 18:13.918 'Are you scared seeing the gun? Come.' 18:16.197 --> 18:18.045 'Bird...' 18:18.686 --> 18:21.576 'Don't know whether there is bullet in the gun or not?' 18:21.656 --> 18:25.539 'Hey Green t-shirt, this is real gun. Scoundrel.' 18:25.949 --> 18:26.986 'Then shoot.' 18:27.066 --> 18:29.278 -'Come on shoot.' -'Show me.' 18:29.527 --> 18:31.648 'Yes. Come on shoot.' 18:31.738 --> 18:33.322 'Shoot.' 18:33.412 --> 18:34.814 'I'll tell both you. Wait.' 18:34.904 --> 18:37.053 'Sir. No, no.' 18:38.114 --> 18:39.614 What the fuck, Rohan? 18:40.524 --> 18:42.214 What happened Nabomita? What happened? 18:42.304 --> 18:44.524 Rohan just tried to kiss me. 18:44.984 --> 18:47.054 Rohan are you dumb? 18:47.144 --> 18:50.254 You know she's crazy for me. What are you doing? 18:50.344 --> 18:52.054 One second, when did I say I like you? 18:52.144 --> 18:55.114 Exactly. She likes me, not you. 18:55.384 --> 18:57.414 I'm really sorry. 18:57.504 --> 19:00.844 What the fuck is happening? When did I say I like either of you? 19:01.814 --> 19:04.574 When did you say you like either of us? 19:07.344 --> 19:09.264 Guys, why are you ruining this? 19:10.164 --> 19:11.374 We are friends, right? 19:13.974 --> 19:17.094 Nabomita, the app which I have made for third year college project, 19:17.574 --> 19:20.174 I have took funding for it's first round of BETA version. 19:20.624 --> 19:22.795 You seriously thought that a shark like me, 19:22.885 --> 19:24.224 would only be interested in friendship with you? 19:25.024 --> 19:28.084 Neither you are smart, nor interesting. 19:28.174 --> 19:30.164 And funny, not at all. 19:30.314 --> 19:34.444 We are tolerating your madness just because you are hot. 19:35.214 --> 19:37.844 So, you guys never thought of me as a friend? 19:38.244 --> 19:40.024 I did, but his. 19:40.664 --> 19:43.454 I was sure, you won't be able to resist me. 19:43.764 --> 19:45.913 And if you didn't want to hook up, 19:46.003 --> 19:48.084 then why are you coming in my dreams since 3 months? 19:49.414 --> 19:51.384 You wasted our time, Nabomita. 19:51.474 --> 19:53.114 -Right. -This is not cool. 19:54.074 --> 19:55.214 It's all your fault. 19:55.304 --> 19:56.584 Not my fault. 19:56.674 --> 19:58.614 I was telling you we should flirt with Akanksha. 19:58.704 --> 20:01.254 Her standards are so low, that she got with Ankit. 20:06.924 --> 20:11.544 Why do you update for me, this doesn't grow at home. 20:11.634 --> 20:15.314 Why should I sit for exams, when I don't know shit? 20:15.404 --> 20:17.674 Don't know. Don't know. 20:17.764 --> 20:21.804 We will stain the shirt of the invigilator. 20:21.894 --> 20:25.684 We will burn the whole education system. 20:25.774 --> 20:28.254 We will burn! 20:28.344 --> 20:29.614 We will burn! 20:29.704 --> 20:32.174 -Brother? -We will burn it! 20:39.764 --> 20:42.434 Put out the fire. 20:42.944 --> 20:45.604 Today education system will be burnt down. 20:45.694 --> 20:48.054 Do hell with education system, 20:48.144 --> 20:50.454 you burnt my shoes worth Rs 5000. 20:50.634 --> 20:53.024 Put it out. 20:53.114 --> 20:54.374 Put it out. 21:11.656 --> 21:15.124 Nabomita, if you are free after exams today, can we chill? 21:15.454 --> 21:20.004 I have tobacco. The one which is bad for health. 21:20.164 --> 21:22.504 There is so much tar in it. Please come with me. 21:23.074 --> 21:24.944 Sunil Narayan, I don't smoke. 21:25.084 --> 21:29.974 Is it? Are your lungs also sensitive? They might get rashes? 21:30.224 --> 21:32.054 Get lost or I'll complaint. 21:32.144 --> 21:35.514 Complaint will be yours, regarding the type of photos you are putting. 21:35.904 --> 21:37.326 If you have so much attitude, 21:37.406 --> 21:40.324 then why did you write on the app, feeling lonely, call me for fun. 21:40.414 --> 21:41.594 Shit, what app? 21:41.684 --> 21:43.734 The app which your best friends are making. 21:44.214 --> 21:46.234 I could have wasted my tobacco at the wrong place. 21:47.504 --> 21:48.484 Nirjala? 21:48.574 --> 21:49.464 Hey? 22:05.504 --> 22:08.158 Are you mad? Look, I will viral this video. 22:09.744 --> 22:12.184 Please. Nabomita please give me your phone. 22:19.364 --> 22:22.074 -From exam seat? -Freedom! 22:22.164 --> 22:24.714 -From marksheet? -Freedom! 22:24.804 --> 22:27.404 -From extra sheet? -Freedom! 22:27.494 --> 22:29.994 -We will take. -Freedom! 22:30.084 --> 22:32.834 -We will take. -Freedom! 22:34.364 --> 22:35.754 What are you doing here? 22:36.074 --> 22:38.404 This is our work place. Friends are not allowed here. 22:38.494 --> 22:41.284 Guys, enough. Delete my photo from the app. 22:41.374 --> 22:43.574 Sorry. That's against our policy. 22:43.664 --> 22:46.384 I'm warning you. I'll complaint the fuck out of you guys. 22:46.474 --> 22:47.544 Then do it. 22:47.724 --> 22:50.084 Your data, shot from your phone. 22:50.324 --> 22:51.874 And got uploaded from your phone. 22:52.244 --> 22:55.864 In which, you uploaded my semi naked picture. 22:56.204 --> 23:00.184 So you go and complaint soon, so that I can complaint about you. 23:01.054 --> 23:01.964 I... 23:04.544 --> 23:05.484 Chirag? 23:06.284 --> 23:07.314 Delete the photo. 23:07.854 --> 23:09.814 Sorry. I can't. 23:10.024 --> 23:12.424 I told you stay away from them. They are bad boys. 23:12.644 --> 23:16.454 Really Chirag? Is this a time to say I told you so? 23:16.794 --> 23:18.754 -Just delete it. -He can't delete. 23:18.964 --> 23:21.564 Rohan has content control. Chirag doesn't. 23:21.654 --> 23:23.424 Yeah, he's right. 23:23.694 --> 23:27.964 I can't delete the photos, because I have deleted the app. 23:28.454 --> 23:29.744 -What? -Oh fuck! 23:29.834 --> 23:32.014 -Chirag are you dumb? What did you do? -Fuck! 23:32.104 --> 23:34.044 Did you take backup? 23:34.134 --> 23:35.534 Rohan, revive the app please. 23:35.624 --> 23:38.044 -Oh brother. -Shit, shit. 23:38.134 --> 23:39.934 I'm trying to revive it. 23:41.275 --> 23:42.294 Let me try. 24:11.044 --> 24:14.704 Chirag, you dumb. You wasted our 4 months of hard work. 24:15.014 --> 24:17.464 That too for her. She's a waste of time. 24:17.554 --> 24:19.734 First she wasted our time and now yours. 24:19.914 --> 24:22.034 You see, she'll friend zone you too. 24:23.054 --> 24:25.874 Nabomita can't friend zone me. 24:26.615 --> 24:27.351 Why. 24:27.441 --> 24:28.584 Because Nabo... 24:30.554 --> 24:31.784 is my sister. 24:31.874 --> 24:33.144 Let's go Nabo. 24:33.974 --> 24:36.064 Wait a second, I am not your sister. 24:36.274 --> 24:37.254 Lament, lament. 24:37.344 --> 24:39.684 -Exam paper? -Lament it. 24:39.774 --> 24:42.464 -End semester? -Lament it. 25:12.184 --> 25:13.254 Brother, brother. 25:13.344 --> 25:14.297 Get lost. 25:25.374 --> 25:27.374 Move on. 25:27.464 --> 25:29.454 Stop, stop. 25:30.859 --> 25:32.005 Get up. 25:34.064 --> 25:35.504 Come brother, come. 25:42.044 --> 25:44.614 -Let's leave soon. -Stop here. Stop 25:45.164 --> 25:47.564 -Let's go, it's getting late. -Jhaatu, we're getting late. 25:47.654 --> 25:48.604 Let's go. 25:49.004 --> 25:50.274 Here. ID card. 25:50.844 --> 25:54.974 Wear this too. If professor sees your face, you'll face the music. 25:55.254 --> 25:57.004 Pen? What am I asking? 25:57.094 --> 25:58.654 This pen and this extra pen. 25:58.744 --> 26:01.664 And listen, mark every answer in MCQ as 'A'. 26:01.754 --> 26:03.524 And don't leave any question blank. 26:03.614 --> 26:04.763 And if you don't understand anything, 26:04.843 --> 26:07.664 then close your eyes and think about your parents. Every thing will be all right. 26:08.032 --> 26:09.624 Don't know where you stay alone? 26:09.714 --> 26:13.014 He has become a big politician now. Tapa Tap! 26:13.104 --> 26:16.994 Jhaatu, you should spend some quality time with your friends. Now go. 26:17.164 --> 26:19.484 Go now give the exams. All the best. 26:20.044 --> 26:21.554 Do something for me too. 26:21.644 --> 26:24.244 You three are the dumbest people. 26:31.974 --> 26:34.734 Enough, now. Go. 26:35.184 --> 26:38.304 Write your name as Jatin Kishore not Jhaatu. 26:38.394 --> 26:39.414 That's a good advice. 26:39.504 --> 26:41.764 -Will you smoke? -Yes, let's go. 26:42.354 --> 26:45.840 People ask that when every graduation course 26:45.920 --> 26:47.454 in the world gets completed in 3 years. 26:47.544 --> 26:49.694 then why does engineering takes 4 years? 26:50.094 --> 26:53.224 Look, other courses only offer the kids studies, 26:53.404 --> 26:57.424 but engineering gives the option to do a lot more than engineering. 26:57.814 --> 27:01.404 It lets these dumb people the opportunity to fail in their experiments. 27:01.664 --> 27:05.864 And like these opportunities, this extra third year of hostel daze is filled up.