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Brother, give me a CS301.

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301.. that's 75 rupees.

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Brother, MTH201.

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Chotu, 2 MTH201.

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Aren't you're early today?

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Did you finish binge-watching GOT?

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Brother, don't try to be our father.

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And hurry up.

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150.

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Listen...

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You won't understand
anything from the notes alone.

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Take the handouts as well.

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Then keep this, and give us just that.

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Then why didn't you
tell us this before, Brother?

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Because I am not your father. Right?

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200 rupees extra.

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Happy end sem.

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3 gel pens.

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30 rupees...

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Any notes, handouts?

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Huh!

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We're not like the
rest of the assholes.

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We'll study for three hours,
sleep for seven and score 80 percent.

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We have a...

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mother.

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They look like assholes,
but how come they are so chilled?

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That too during exams.

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Must be toppers.

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How about some tea?

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I have a can full of it.

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You see, even I am going to be up
all night with the entire college.

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During end-sems exams...

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...the space-time continuum of
the entire college is shaken to bits.

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Everything becomes fast-paced.

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Eating. Drinking. Jerking.

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Reading room, Tv room, CCs are empty.

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The only thing filled is the library.

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During this high-pressure condition,
some are busy giving justifications...

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Mom, I attended all the lectures.

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I even prepared notes.

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But maybe I am a little dull.

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While some are making a mess.

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Sorry, Gitika.

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'The placement I'll get from this score...'

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'...won't be enough
to fulfill your dreams.'

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'I hope you'll be happy
with the guy you met on Tinder.'

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And in such a situation,
only four kinds of people look happy.

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Second, professors.

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I give the same paper every year.

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No one knows.

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Professor Damru, this time I've
set the entire paper out of syllabus.

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What?

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Everyone calls me 'Dhilu'. Don't they?

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This time I will tighten
the noose around them.

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The third are toppers.

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And the gold medal for
the best student goes to...

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Ravi Teja.

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Akanksha, don't take off your top.

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These girls!

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And the last, really dumb students.

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So what if Chirag isn't here.

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I am there.

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What are you going to do?

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Are you going to help us in pass the exam?

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Why? Are you doubting me?

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Son, in the mid-sems he got 15 marks.

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And I got 6.

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- And you got 1/2...for neatness.
- Yes.

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And because of the professor's
TA... What's his name?

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- Janardhan.
- Janardhan.

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He's from Rohtak.

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It's MTH101...

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...and not some bull getting
castrated here, which you'll teach us.

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I see...so I am good for nothing?

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Okay.

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Go ahead, wait for Chirag.

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We are going to do just that.
Dumb fuck!

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Because you let him go.

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You should have stopped
him at any cost.

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How could I?

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His local guardian had diarrhea.

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Jaat, what's bigger? diarrhea or exams?

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His guardian's got diarrhea
and we'll get screwed.

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No...

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We're already screwed.

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"I am on my way."

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"Yes, I am on my way."

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Yeah, Ankit.

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Actually, uncle's got diarrhea.

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He had 4 packs of noodles last night.

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With extra butter.

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His condition is critical.

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It's just diarrhea. He will be fine.

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What are you going to do about it?

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I'll give moral support.

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He's my local guardian.

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He has no one in
this city except for me.

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But you have your end-sem exams,
what if you score low?

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You're absolutely right.
My end-sems are gonna be bad.

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I had to stop my 4th
revision mid-way.

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Let Ravi Teja top this exam.

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But I can't leave my uncle
in the middle of this shit.

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The situation is pretty fluid.

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Listen, take care of your uncle,
and we'll handle ourselves.

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Do you have indigestion
as well, Ankit?

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Ankit.

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Brother, MTH101.

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2 notes.

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What happened? You had a mother.

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Got fucked!

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Here you go.

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Jhantoo

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We'll have to find a new mother.

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(Incoherant murmer)

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Teach us too, bro.

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I have barely finished
two books so far.

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What did this bloody
professor teach us?

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It's not even on fucking Google.

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I can teach you 'Sequence'...

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...but I was myslef planning to
learn about 'Series' from Chirag.

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Is there a difference
between 'Sequence' and 'Series'?

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First of all, write Epsilon.

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Then write Delta.

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Which one is smaller,
Delta or Epsilon?

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Looks like Delta.

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No sweetheart, you're doing it wrong.

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Epsilon is the one that looks like E.

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And the other one that looks
like 'Tha' in Hindi is Delta.

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Ravi.

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Ravi.

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- Teja.
- Yes.

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Do you understand
Convergence and Divergence?

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It's obvious.

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But teach us the
ones that are important.

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No, no. To me all the
concepts are important.

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I don't discriminate between concepts.

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You have such pure thoughts!

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But we don't have the time
to understand the entire thing.

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What's there to understand?
It's obvious.

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Just recall the class lectures.

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Oh...You never attended classes. Right?

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Anyway, do one thing. Just
go through the old assignments.

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But you never did any of the assignments. Right?

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Are you tutoring us or humiliating us?

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It's obvious.

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Suresh, this college
is just like my ex.

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Regular attendance
doesn't mean a thing.

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They only judge on performance.

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No...this is wrong.

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- I am telling you.
- What do we do now?

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I'll tell you.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Why did you call at this hour?

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- Are you free?
- Yeah!

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I mean...yeah.

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Can you teach us?

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Yes. Come over.

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Great...Jhantoo and I are coming over.

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I don't hit on two guys at a time.
I mean i don't tutor two guys.

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What are you hearing? Pervert.

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What was that?

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She must be going through her periods.

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- Hello.
- Hello, Ankit.

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Are you all right?
Why did you call so late?

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Late? We always talk at this...

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Sorry.

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Did you sleep early today?

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Yes.

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The end-sems start tomorrow.

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And, if I don't get 8 hours of sleep,
I can't concentrate.

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You're still awake?

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Yeah, I didn't finish my syllabus.

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Ohh...

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- But, why did you call?
- Actually...

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...to wish you luck .

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You could've wished
me tomorrow.

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Anyway, Thank you.

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- Same to you. Good night.
- I...

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Did you tell her
that you're in trouble?

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If she really loves you, then
she will call you back...

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...and teach us as well.

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Bro...

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Let's get real.

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We'll study for seven
hours straight and won't sleep.

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Behind every engineering graduate
in this country, there is always a 'Chirag'...

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...who tutors all the assholes
in the end, and helps them pass.

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The education system of
this country is functioning...

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...because of these 'Chirags'
and not the professors.

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So whenever someone
loses his 'Chirag'...

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...his plight becomes just like
Kapil Sharma without Sunil Grover.

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Take them for example.

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Under the immense pressure,
they are turning into Darsheel Safari.

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They were never stars, but soon
they will crash-land on the ground.

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But still, if they study hard during
this end time, then as we call it...

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They can crack it.

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But the problem is that instead
of focusing on the present...

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...they will either
be stuck in the past...

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We should have attended the classes.

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Bunking classes doesn't make you cool.

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I should have compromised
when I had the time.

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It doesn't make me gay if I do it once.

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'Or gets stuck in the future.'

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I'll make sure I get 100% attendance in
the next semester and score 10 points.

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I hope I get a D this time.

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I would rather fail then get a D.

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It is easy to say.

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You'll have to repeat the same
course next year with your juniors.

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When you study with your juniors,
no one says it on your face...

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...but everyone thinks you're a loser.

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I, Ram Kishore Chaubisi...

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...sole proprietor of Exact
Photocopy Centre can lay a bet...

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...that they can't study for
more than 30 minutes with complete focus.

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I mean when the semester
began with ragging...

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...then it must end
with ragging as well.

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Man...these professors are so pathetic.

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Teachers at the coaching class
tutored so well. They worked hard...

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...and ensured that you understand.

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Jhantoo, I hope you remember
that you dropped four years before this.

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So?

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How can he sleep so peacefully?

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His father's loaded.

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His father was loaded
even during the mid-sems.

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But he was still scared like a wimp.

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He will wake up and study.
With a fresh mind.

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I think I'll take a power nap as well.

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I'll study once I'm fresh.

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Don't sleep,
because you won't wake up.

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I am not sleeping, just a nap.
Wake me up.

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- Just wake me up.
- Okay, fine.

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Didn't I say?

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Every stupid fool who kept
awake the entire semester...

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...will feel sleepy tonight.

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This five-minute nap
has ruined many careers.

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I'll check on Quora how to finish
the entire syllabus in one night.

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I am sure some idiot has asked
this question and answered it himself.

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Jhantoo..a guy here says, don't
see what questions are being asked.

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Just write whatever you know.

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You get step marking anyways.

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Great.

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Another guy writes...

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You must revise last
years question paper.

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Similar questions are ought to come.

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Another guy writes...Neil
Armstrong didn't land on the moon.

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What...

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Jhantoo, check this out.

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Watch the full video on Youtube.

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The moon landing was a fake
and was shot by Stanley Kubrick.

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When Sir Tim Berners
Lee invented the internet...

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...he thought it will
bring people closer.

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But now it's the internet
that doesn't let people pass.

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Jhantoo..no matter what,
Alia is cute.

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I wish my Akanksha had the same looks.

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Akku.

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It's 3 am.

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It's 3 am.

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Oh fuck.

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Jhantoo

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Jhantoo

00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:57.160 align:center
Wake up.

00:15:57.410 --> 00:15:59.030 align:center
- Jhantoo Jhantoo
- I am not saying no, sir.

00:15:59.110 --> 00:16:01.120 align:center
But at least put on a condom first.

00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:03.040 align:center
What are you blabbering?

00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:05.070 align:center
Jhantoo, it's been an hour, wake up.

00:16:05.250 --> 00:16:07.320 align:center
Wake up. Come on, wake up.

00:16:07.400 --> 00:16:10.880 align:center
You guys are not letting me sleep.

00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:12.800 align:center
You'll ruin my exam.

00:16:12.880 --> 00:16:15.060 align:center
Asshole, why are you sleeping?

00:16:15.310 --> 00:16:17.960 align:center
Do you know which one is smaller,
epsilon or delta?

00:16:18.880 --> 00:16:21.500 align:center
Do you know the difference
between 'Sequence' and 'series'?

00:16:21.800 --> 00:16:23.510 align:center
I'll just go and write.

00:16:23.810 --> 00:16:24.910 align:center
He'll just go and write.

00:16:24.990 --> 00:16:26.610 align:center
- Listen, Jhantoo
- Yes.

00:16:26.690 --> 00:16:30.030 align:center
I read on Quora that we should
review last year's question papers.

00:16:30.380 --> 00:16:32.690 align:center
Yeah. So let's go ask someone
to explain that to us.

00:16:32.880 --> 00:16:34.040 align:center
Do you have the question paper?

00:16:37.060 --> 00:16:38.520 align:center
Last year's question paper?

00:16:39.270 --> 00:16:40.870 align:center
I haven't seen it anywhere.

00:16:40.950 --> 00:16:43.630 align:center
I don't think it's available.

00:16:45.070 --> 00:16:47.270 align:center
Maybe one of the seniors have it?

00:16:49.080 --> 00:16:51.210 align:center
101? No chance.

00:16:52.260 --> 00:16:53.320 align:center
101?

00:16:53.400 --> 00:16:55.110 align:center
Give me a copy as well if you find it.

00:16:55.190 --> 00:16:56.650 align:center
I failed last year.

00:16:58.730 --> 00:17:03.050 align:center
I don't have the paper,
but LinAl weightage was 60%

00:17:04.830 --> 00:17:07.130 align:center
Here you go. Use this.

00:17:09.830 --> 00:17:11.510 align:center
LinAl what?

00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:16.330 align:center
Let it be, son. Let it be.

00:17:18.070 --> 00:17:20.050 align:center
You won't find the paper anywhere.

00:17:20.130 --> 00:17:21.920 align:center
Dumru took it back.

00:17:22.670 --> 00:17:24.570 align:center
Why do they take the papers back?

00:17:25.560 --> 00:17:28.560 align:center
He's a lazy bone. Every year
he sets the same question paper.

00:17:30.790 --> 00:17:32.720 align:center
He's absolutely right.

00:17:33.190 --> 00:17:36.530 align:center
If he has taken the paper back, then he
definitely sets the same paper again.

00:17:36.780 --> 00:17:38.250 align:center
Many professors do that.

00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:39.570 align:center
But why do they do that?

00:17:39.650 --> 00:17:41.580 align:center
It saves the professor hard work to
make new question papers every year...

00:17:41.660 --> 00:17:44.200 align:center
...and the TAs don't
have to find solutions.

00:17:44.790 --> 00:17:47.050 align:center
I am sure the professors
know it by heart now.

00:17:52.250 --> 00:17:53.580 align:center
And the TA as well.

00:17:56.850 --> 00:17:58.040 align:center
Jaat.

00:17:59.890 --> 00:18:01.110 align:center
Jaat.

00:18:02.630 --> 00:18:03.770 align:center
Jaat.

00:18:03.850 --> 00:18:05.440 align:center
What's the matter?

00:18:06.280 --> 00:18:07.460 align:center
What do you want now?

00:18:07.540 --> 00:18:12.950 align:center
Forgive me for whatever
I said earlier.

00:18:13.110 --> 00:18:15.170 align:center
I am a month younger than you.

00:18:15.830 --> 00:18:19.020 align:center
Then listen to your older
brother's request. Okay?

00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:24.310 align:center
That Damru sets the same
question paper every year.

00:18:24.510 --> 00:18:26.070 align:center
And your brother,
who's his assistant...

00:18:26.150 --> 00:18:27.280 align:center
- What's his name?
- Janardhan.

00:18:27.360 --> 00:18:28.900 align:center
- Janardhan.
- Janardhan.

00:18:28.980 --> 00:18:31.800 align:center
Just let me talk to
brother Janardhan once.

00:18:31.880 --> 00:18:33.190 align:center
He must have the paper.

00:18:33.210 --> 00:18:34.570 align:center
Out of the question.

00:18:34.660 --> 00:18:37.050 align:center
Please do it.
Who does that with his older brother?

00:18:37.130 --> 00:18:40.580 align:center
Villager. Bull brain. Ignorant.

00:18:40.660 --> 00:18:43.650 align:center
I take my words back.

00:18:43.690 --> 00:18:47.730 align:center
Fine, I'll make you speak to him.

00:18:47.810 --> 00:18:49.120 align:center
Yes.

00:18:51.010 --> 00:18:51.940 align:center
Tell me.

00:18:52.020 --> 00:18:55.830 align:center
royaljanardhan@natti.asc.in

00:18:55.910 --> 00:18:56.980 align:center
All in small.

00:18:57.060 --> 00:18:59.320 align:center
We're not going to email him now.

00:18:59.660 --> 00:19:02.620 align:center
Then go to his room
and ask him to call me.

00:19:02.700 --> 00:19:04.130 align:center
Best idea.

00:19:04.210 --> 00:19:05.960 align:center
Just call him once.

00:19:06.040 --> 00:19:07.240 align:center
Okay.

00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:18.110 align:center
Give me his number.

00:19:21.080 --> 00:19:22.700 align:center
I don't have his number.

00:19:22.730 --> 00:19:25.170 align:center
Why don't you have his number?

00:19:25.670 --> 00:19:28.180 align:center
Because TAs don't give their number.

00:19:28.260 --> 00:19:32.100 align:center
- Email only.
- That's only for others.

00:19:32.540 --> 00:19:34.130 align:center
But he knows you.

00:19:34.210 --> 00:19:36.310 align:center
We meet every day on the ground.

00:19:36.390 --> 00:19:37.710 align:center
I even took a selfie yesterday.

00:19:37.790 --> 00:19:39.170 align:center
Let's go to his room.

00:19:39.830 --> 00:19:41.110 align:center
Where does he stay?

00:19:41.190 --> 00:19:43.240 align:center
- I don't know.
- What the fuck.

00:19:43.320 --> 00:19:44.720 align:center
You're joking, aren't you?

00:19:44.800 --> 00:19:46.090 align:center
He's joking.

00:19:46.170 --> 00:19:52.900 align:center
The man I talk to every day,
why would I need his room number?

00:19:53.700 --> 00:19:54.700 align:center
Tell me.

00:19:55.120 --> 00:19:58.850 align:center
You meet a man from your
native place in this unfamiliar city...

00:19:59.240 --> 00:20:02.880 align:center
...who happens to be the TA of your course
and you even meet him every day.

00:20:03.350 --> 00:20:06.510 align:center
You don't bother to know his
phone number or his room number?

00:20:07.130 --> 00:20:10.220 align:center
Yet with full confidence,
you said you will introduce him to us.

00:20:11.560 --> 00:20:15.100 align:center
I give those words back to you.

00:20:15.390 --> 00:20:16.400 align:center
You are... No, wait.

00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:20.710 align:center
You are a dumb,
villager, ignorant, bloody...

00:20:25.810 --> 00:20:27.220 align:center
Shall we make chits?

00:20:28.570 --> 00:20:30.530 align:center
What are we going
to write in the chits?

00:20:31.490 --> 00:20:33.650 align:center
We don't even know what's important.

00:20:35.640 --> 00:20:37.760 align:center
I'm going to smoke
a cigarette and sleep.

00:20:40.520 --> 00:20:42.270 align:center
I am tired as well.

00:20:45.870 --> 00:20:47.430 align:center
I am not giving tomorrow's exam.

00:20:48.100 --> 00:20:49.490 align:center
Let them fail us if they want to.

00:20:49.570 --> 00:20:50.730 align:center
How long will they do it?

00:20:51.490 --> 00:20:54.120 align:center
I always believe in
learning at my own speed.

00:20:54.510 --> 00:20:58.220 align:center
Yeah, how can we become
engineers studying half-heartedly?

00:20:59.690 --> 00:21:01.550 align:center
And not like the fake
landing on the moon.

00:21:02.350 --> 00:21:03.810 align:center
I want to actually land on it.

00:21:04.410 --> 00:21:05.720 align:center
'Go on.'

00:21:05.950 --> 00:21:07.510 align:center
You believe in them too.

00:21:07.760 --> 00:21:11.310 align:center
The philosophers inside these
engineers are going to awaken.

00:21:11.650 --> 00:21:13.490 align:center
These bloody lads...

00:21:13.570 --> 00:21:16.680 align:center
...who can't even clear MTH101
will soon start discussing...

00:21:16.760 --> 00:21:18.710 align:center
...on everything like
Bill Gates to Zuckerburg...

00:21:18.790 --> 00:21:24.140 align:center
...from the drop out to startups,
and from passion...

00:21:24.220 --> 00:21:25.960 align:center
...to the higher purpose of life.

00:21:27.120 --> 00:21:29.070 align:center
Chotu, close it properly.

00:21:29.210 --> 00:21:30.720 align:center
Did you hide the glue sticks?

00:21:30.800 --> 00:21:32.830 align:center
Those glue addicts try to break in.

00:21:32.910 --> 00:21:35.000 align:center
Yeah...the message
in '3 Idiots' was correct.

00:21:35.080 --> 00:21:37.660 align:center
'Chase excellence, not success.'

00:21:37.890 --> 00:21:40.650 align:center
Right. I mean we'll repeat
the year if we have to.

00:21:40.730 --> 00:21:42.340 align:center
- But we'll learn properly.
- Yes.

00:21:42.420 --> 00:21:44.080 align:center
After all,
we're the future of the nation.

00:21:44.130 --> 00:21:44.820 align:center
Correct.

00:21:45.540 --> 00:21:47.120 align:center
And even Rakhi will be with us next year.

00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:48.400 align:center
Right, Rakhi?

00:21:51.380 --> 00:21:52.970 align:center
What's wrong, buddy?
What are you thinking?

00:21:54.460 --> 00:21:56.200 align:center
What can I say?

00:22:02.050 --> 00:22:05.650 align:center
Maybe you feel that by
understanding the concept quickly...

00:22:06.390 --> 00:22:09.140 align:center
...by asking, or by mugging up,
you're not learning anything.

00:22:10.070 --> 00:22:13.410 align:center
But you're learning
to handle pressure.

00:22:14.850 --> 00:22:17.620 align:center
I don't know what's
important to learn in life.

00:22:17.980 --> 00:22:21.260 align:center
Concept or to handle pressure.

00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:26.090 align:center
You want to study again next year.

00:22:26.660 --> 00:22:29.240 align:center
But you can do that even
by passing the exam tomorrow.

00:22:32.030 --> 00:22:34.660 align:center
Today under pressure
you will shift your goal...

00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:36.840 align:center
...then tomorrow you
might achieve your goal.

00:22:37.260 --> 00:22:39.930 align:center
But you will never learn
how to handle pressure.

00:22:42.260 --> 00:22:44.210 align:center
Maybe college wants to teach us that.

00:22:46.450 --> 00:22:47.100 align:center
Rakhi..

00:22:49.050 --> 00:22:50.970 align:center
...have you been smoking
cigarettes or something else?

00:22:51.870 --> 00:22:53.990 align:center
Where did you learn these things?

00:22:54.710 --> 00:22:55.870 align:center
Buzzfeed?

00:22:56.810 --> 00:22:59.890 align:center
No, from my entrance exams.

00:23:02.290 --> 00:23:05.480 align:center
I didn't fail because I didn't know.

00:23:07.190 --> 00:23:09.440 align:center
I was under pressure, I was nervous.

00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:11.440 align:center
But this time...

00:23:17.510 --> 00:23:20.040 align:center
Janardhan's room must
be in the Ph.D. hostel.

00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.730 align:center
- 6 blocks.
- 18 wings.

00:23:22.810 --> 00:23:24.240 align:center
We have two hours.

00:23:25.700 --> 00:23:27.810 align:center
But if we wake someone up now,
we'll definitely get beaten up.

00:23:27.890 --> 00:23:29.580 align:center
I have a solution for that.

00:23:29.660 --> 00:23:30.900 align:center
Let's go.

00:23:41.980 --> 00:23:43.470 align:center
What are you doing?

00:23:43.580 --> 00:23:44.750 align:center
There is no Ph.D. student...

00:23:44.770 --> 00:23:47.790 align:center
...who has completed his thesis
without an 84mm.

00:23:47.940 --> 00:23:48.790 align:center
Let's go.

00:23:51.860 --> 00:23:52.740 align:center
Hello, sir.

00:23:53.330 --> 00:23:55.180 align:center
Sir, here is a free cigarette for you.

00:23:57.010 --> 00:23:59.290 align:center
Sir, do you know Janardhan
from the Maths department.

00:24:00.680 --> 00:24:02.350 align:center
Thank you and no.

00:24:06.630 --> 00:24:08.770 align:center
Thank God I found you,
brother Janardhan.

00:24:08.850 --> 00:24:11.420 align:center
I am Jatin Kishore.
4th year, first sem.

00:24:11.500 --> 00:24:13.610 align:center
Best friend of Rupesh Bhati,
from Rohtak.

00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:16.050 align:center
That's not him.

00:24:18.560 --> 00:24:22.270 align:center
Assholes.
All Ph.D. students look the same.

00:24:23.830 --> 00:24:25.810 align:center
I don't smoke.

00:24:26.540 --> 00:24:28.190 align:center
That's why you haven't
completed your Ph.D. yet.

00:24:28.330 --> 00:24:29.930 align:center
You should smoke.

00:24:30.380 --> 00:24:32.150 align:center
It's good for concentration.

00:24:34.420 --> 00:24:36.390 align:center
Do you know Mr. Janardhan?

00:24:39.300 --> 00:24:41.930 align:center
- Jaat guy from Rohtak.
- Yes, him.

00:24:42.740 --> 00:24:43.960 align:center
Third last room in the row.

00:24:44.040 --> 00:24:45.500 align:center
Thanks.

00:25:35.730 --> 00:25:39.040 align:center
You guys ruined my sleep last night.

00:25:40.580 --> 00:25:44.080 align:center
Jhantoo, if we couldn't
get the question paper...

00:25:44.120 --> 00:25:46.560 align:center
...after finding
Janardhan's room.

00:25:47.120 --> 00:25:50.480 align:center
It means even God
doesn't want us to pass.

00:25:51.280 --> 00:25:53.290 align:center
Okay. Let's go.

00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:01.410 align:center
Great...

00:26:01.570 --> 00:26:03.390 align:center
Both of you are so brave!

00:26:03.470 --> 00:26:06.610 align:center
You even got to brother
Janardhan's room.

00:26:07.010 --> 00:26:08.270 align:center
To E16.

00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:14.570 align:center
Yes, I knew his room
number and phone number.

00:26:14.910 --> 00:26:17.930 align:center
But I didn't want to
trouble Janardhan at that hour.

00:26:18.520 --> 00:26:20.120 align:center
And I wanted to trouble you two.

00:26:20.550 --> 00:26:22.130 align:center
Do you have the
question paper as well?

00:26:22.210 --> 00:26:23.480 align:center
No, I don't have that.

00:26:23.660 --> 00:26:26.320 align:center
And why do you need
the question paper?

00:26:28.360 --> 00:26:30.140 align:center
- Jaat.
- Yes.

00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:32.130 align:center
Do you know that the same
question paper comes each year?

00:26:32.150 --> 00:26:32.790 align:center
Yes.

00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:34.820 align:center
We could've solved
that paper in advance.

00:26:34.980 --> 00:26:36.540 align:center
Get good marks.

00:26:36.650 --> 00:26:38.490 align:center
Then get a good job after CPI.

00:26:38.600 --> 00:26:40.320 align:center
And then buy a nice house, a nice car...

00:26:40.370 --> 00:26:42.810 align:center
...and a nice wife after plastic
surgery once we earn lots of money.

00:26:45.070 --> 00:26:46.300 align:center
Understood?

00:26:47.450 --> 00:26:50.340 align:center
But why do you need a
question paper for all that?

00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:55.140 align:center
You'll end up writing the
answers and not the questions.

00:27:07.620 --> 00:27:10.570 align:center
I took the answer sheet
from brother Janardhan.

00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:12.300 align:center
Now we're going to top.

00:27:12.570 --> 00:27:14.560 align:center
We wont even need to find a solution.

00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:15.870 align:center
Jaat!

00:27:16.130 --> 00:27:17.850 align:center
This guy is a gem!

00:27:18.900 --> 00:27:19.750 align:center
Close the door. Close the door.

00:27:19.910 --> 00:27:21.190 align:center
- Huh?
- Close the door.

00:27:23.140 --> 00:27:25.510 align:center
Now I will even let you fuck my ass.

00:27:25.590 --> 00:27:28.080 align:center
Brother, you're not satisfied
yet after getting fucked all night.

00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:31.050 align:center
Don't let this go out of this room.

00:27:31.180 --> 00:27:32.290 align:center
Of course not.

00:27:33.030 --> 00:27:38.190 align:center
"I am on my way."

00:27:38.270 --> 00:27:43.160 align:center
"I am on my way."

00:27:43.240 --> 00:27:45.980 align:center
How to find the tertiary limit?

00:27:47.780 --> 00:27:49.540 align:center
Through Bolzano Weierstrass theorem.

00:27:55.040 --> 00:27:57.900 align:center
Don't panic, you know everything.

00:28:03.370 --> 00:28:07.270 align:center
No uncle, I'll handle it.
Don't talk to papa.

00:28:07.950 --> 00:28:10.110 align:center
Or he'll give you
a few whacks as well.

00:28:10.190 --> 00:28:12.310 align:center
Don't you remember how
he screwed you the last time?

00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:19.890 align:center
Learn this.
This will come for 20 marks.

00:28:32.560 --> 00:28:35.160 align:center
Bro, don't be scared of exams.

00:28:35.300 --> 00:28:36.320 align:center
Be a man.

00:28:36.400 --> 00:28:38.600 align:center
Who is running?
I am going to give the exam.

00:28:39.990 --> 00:28:42.640 align:center
I have notes.
I will revise till the last minute.

00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:43.720 align:center
Get lost!

00:28:46.230 --> 00:28:49.650 align:center
No one else is
responsible for my death.

00:28:50.710 --> 00:28:52.100 align:center
Your's sincerely...

00:28:53.590 --> 00:28:55.090 align:center
Just learn this question.

00:28:55.590 --> 00:28:57.480 align:center
This will come for 20 marks.

00:29:09.040 --> 00:29:11.680 align:center
'After noticing the children's
face in the exam hall, you can guess...'

00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:14.000 align:center
'...who's going to do
what after they go out.'

00:29:14.080 --> 00:29:15.660 align:center
'The ones who are struggling...'

00:29:15.690 --> 00:29:17.630 align:center
'...will discuss the
paper once they are out...'

00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:19.680 align:center
'...and these guys are
going to give the answers...'

00:29:19.770 --> 00:29:21.210 align:center
'...who are cracking it'

00:29:21.290 --> 00:29:22.990 align:center
'Look at their confidence.'

00:29:36.650 --> 00:29:37.870 align:center
Son, your question paper.

00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:39.310 align:center
Don't need it.

00:29:40.270 --> 00:29:42.420 align:center
I mean I need it. Sorry, sir.

00:29:44.520 --> 00:29:48.290 align:center
'Nights before the
exam prepare the boys for life.'

00:29:49.060 --> 00:29:50.460 align:center
'After leaving this college...'

00:29:50.540 --> 00:29:53.240 align:center
'...whether these bright students
pass any other exam or not...'

00:29:53.750 --> 00:29:57.150 align:center
'...but they will never
fear any exam again.'

00:29:57.230 --> 00:29:58.000 align:center
Yes, sir...

00:29:58.080 --> 00:29:59.920 align:center
Yes, sir, the paper was very tough.

00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:02.560 align:center
Even the time was very less. Ravi
Teja found it very difficult, sir.

00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:03.880 align:center
- Yes, sir.
- Calm down.

00:30:04.230 --> 00:30:07.240 align:center
I changed the paper after a long time,
so even I have no idea.

00:30:07.320 --> 00:30:09.380 align:center
But I will give grace marks.

00:30:10.080 --> 00:30:11.380 align:center
Asshole.

00:30:11.460 --> 00:30:14.180 align:center
You so confidently said
that it will come for 20 marks.

00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:17.330 align:center
You even ruined my suicide note.
Bloody...

00:30:22.100 --> 00:30:24.070 align:center
What now?

00:30:25.130 --> 00:30:28.430 align:center
We'll get half a mark for neatness.

00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.190 align:center
- Jaat.
- Yes.

00:30:35.320 --> 00:30:37.450 align:center
Brother Janardhan checks the papers,
doesn't he?
marks.