WEBVTT 00:23.380 --> 00:25.420 Brother, give me a CS301. 00:26.610 --> 00:29.320 301.. that's 75 rupees. 00:34.050 --> 00:36.340 Brother, MTH201. 00:36.420 --> 00:38.590 Chotu, 2 MTH201. 00:41.040 --> 00:42.790 Aren't you're early today? 00:42.870 --> 00:44.160 Did you finish binge-watching GOT? 00:44.240 --> 00:46.210 Brother, don't try to be our father. 00:46.290 --> 00:47.410 And hurry up. 00:48.840 --> 00:49.920 150. 00:53.350 --> 00:54.120 Listen... 00:56.360 --> 00:58.960 You won't understand anything from the notes alone. 00:59.210 --> 01:00.640 Take the handouts as well. 01:03.720 --> 01:05.640 Then keep this, and give us just that. 01:12.840 --> 01:14.960 Then why didn't you tell us this before, Brother? 01:15.120 --> 01:16.960 Because I am not your father. Right? 01:18.730 --> 01:19.960 200 rupees extra. 01:25.810 --> 01:27.770 Happy end sem. 01:33.690 --> 01:34.990 3 gel pens. 01:39.710 --> 01:40.780 30 rupees... 01:40.860 --> 01:42.890 Any notes, handouts? 01:42.930 --> 01:43.640 Huh! 01:44.010 --> 01:46.270 We're not like the rest of the assholes. 01:46.350 --> 01:49.960 We'll study for three hours, sleep for seven and score 80 percent. 01:51.100 --> 01:52.520 We have a... 01:53.230 --> 01:54.470 mother. 02:04.620 --> 02:08.040 They look like assholes, but how come they are so chilled? 02:08.670 --> 02:10.390 That too during exams. 02:11.910 --> 02:13.580 Must be toppers. 02:14.630 --> 02:16.110 How about some tea? 02:17.340 --> 02:18.910 I have a can full of it. 02:19.140 --> 02:23.410 You see, even I am going to be up all night with the entire college. 02:23.770 --> 02:27.100 During end-sems exams... 02:27.180 --> 02:31.140 ...the space-time continuum of the entire college is shaken to bits. 02:32.430 --> 02:34.070 Everything becomes fast-paced. 02:34.410 --> 02:36.780 Eating. Drinking. Jerking. 02:43.370 --> 02:46.250 Reading room, Tv room, CCs are empty. 02:46.330 --> 02:48.650 The only thing filled is the library. 02:48.730 --> 02:51.370 During this high-pressure condition, some are busy giving justifications... 02:51.450 --> 02:52.990 Mom, I attended all the lectures. 02:53.070 --> 02:54.810 I even prepared notes. 02:54.890 --> 02:57.600 But maybe I am a little dull. 02:58.310 --> 02:59.870 While some are making a mess. 02:59.950 --> 03:01.190 Sorry, Gitika. 03:01.270 --> 03:03.050 'The placement I'll get from this score...' 03:03.130 --> 03:05.620 '...won't be enough to fulfill your dreams.' 03:06.270 --> 03:08.420 'I hope you'll be happy with the guy you met on Tinder.' 03:09.520 --> 03:13.160 And in such a situation, only four kinds of people look happy. 03:15.650 --> 03:17.000 Second, professors. 03:17.080 --> 03:19.400 I give the same paper every year. 03:19.730 --> 03:21.410 No one knows. 03:23.720 --> 03:28.050 Professor Damru, this time I've set the entire paper out of syllabus. 03:28.130 --> 03:29.010 What? 03:29.050 --> 03:32.570 Everyone calls me 'Dhilu'. Don't they? 03:32.670 --> 03:35.180 This time I will tighten the noose around them. 03:36.150 --> 03:37.220 The third are toppers. 03:37.300 --> 03:40.950 And the gold medal for the best student goes to... 03:42.080 --> 03:44.430 Ravi Teja. 03:47.870 --> 03:50.060 Akanksha, don't take off your top. 03:50.240 --> 03:51.820 These girls! 03:52.620 --> 03:55.430 And the last, really dumb students. 03:55.610 --> 03:57.970 So what if Chirag isn't here. 03:58.050 --> 03:59.290 I am there. 03:59.370 --> 04:00.950 What are you going to do? 04:00.970 --> 04:02.210 Are you going to help us in pass the exam? 04:02.300 --> 04:04.600 Why? Are you doubting me? 04:04.670 --> 04:07.090 Son, in the mid-sems he got 15 marks. 04:07.170 --> 04:08.400 And I got 6. 04:08.480 --> 04:12.610 - And you got 1/2...for neatness. - Yes. 04:12.690 --> 04:14.730 And because of the professor's TA... What's his name? 04:14.770 --> 04:15.770 - Janardhan. - Janardhan. 04:15.870 --> 04:17.170 He's from Rohtak. 04:17.250 --> 04:18.490 It's MTH101... 04:18.570 --> 04:20.960 ...and not some bull getting castrated here, which you'll teach us. 04:21.250 --> 04:24.890 I see...so I am good for nothing? 04:24.970 --> 04:26.010 Okay. 04:26.090 --> 04:27.660 Go ahead, wait for Chirag. 04:27.740 --> 04:29.750 We are going to do just that. Dumb fuck! 04:29.830 --> 04:31.300 Because you let him go. 04:33.450 --> 04:35.380 You should have stopped him at any cost. 04:35.460 --> 04:37.170 How could I? 04:37.250 --> 04:39.740 His local guardian had diarrhea. 04:42.930 --> 04:46.460 Jaat, what's bigger? diarrhea or exams? 04:47.800 --> 04:50.660 His guardian's got diarrhea and we'll get screwed. 04:50.990 --> 04:52.430 No... 04:54.100 --> 04:55.740 We're already screwed. 05:04.910 --> 05:10.000 "I am on my way." 05:10.080 --> 05:17.190 "Yes, I am on my way." 05:22.700 --> 05:24.170 Yeah, Ankit. 05:24.400 --> 05:26.720 Actually, uncle's got diarrhea. 05:27.090 --> 05:29.460 He had 4 packs of noodles last night. 05:29.540 --> 05:31.420 With extra butter. 05:31.500 --> 05:33.460 His condition is critical. 05:33.540 --> 05:35.730 It's just diarrhea. He will be fine. 05:35.810 --> 05:37.160 What are you going to do about it? 05:37.240 --> 05:38.840 I'll give moral support. 05:39.050 --> 05:40.850 He's my local guardian. 05:40.930 --> 05:43.310 He has no one in this city except for me. 05:43.390 --> 05:45.920 But you have your end-sem exams, what if you score low? 05:53.810 --> 05:57.020 You're absolutely right. My end-sems are gonna be bad. 05:57.100 --> 05:59.810 I had to stop my 4th revision mid-way. 06:01.250 --> 06:03.260 Let Ravi Teja top this exam. 06:03.660 --> 06:06.680 But I can't leave my uncle in the middle of this shit. 06:06.760 --> 06:08.640 The situation is pretty fluid. 06:09.030 --> 06:14.460 Listen, take care of your uncle, and we'll handle ourselves. 06:14.540 --> 06:17.330 Do you have indigestion as well, Ankit? 06:17.930 --> 06:19.350 Ankit. 06:24.340 --> 06:26.840 Brother, MTH101. 06:27.020 --> 06:28.380 2 notes. 06:29.720 --> 06:31.700 What happened? You had a mother. 06:32.470 --> 06:34.000 Got fucked! 06:38.910 --> 06:39.950 Here you go. 06:45.800 --> 06:47.060 Jhantoo 06:47.740 --> 06:49.120 We'll have to find a new mother. 06:49.890 --> 06:53.420 (Incoherant murmer) 06:53.500 --> 06:54.670 Teach us too, bro. 06:54.750 --> 06:57.760 I have barely finished two books so far. 06:58.420 --> 07:00.910 What did this bloody professor teach us? 07:00.990 --> 07:02.940 It's not even on fucking Google. 07:03.590 --> 07:04.920 I can teach you 'Sequence'... 07:05.000 --> 07:07.480 ...but I was myslef planning to learn about 'Series' from Chirag. 07:11.320 --> 07:14.210 Is there a difference between 'Sequence' and 'Series'? 07:15.900 --> 07:18.980 First of all, write Epsilon. 07:19.960 --> 07:22.370 Then write Delta. 07:22.810 --> 07:24.780 Which one is smaller, Delta or Epsilon? 07:26.570 --> 07:28.820 Looks like Delta. 07:29.650 --> 07:32.780 No sweetheart, you're doing it wrong. 07:32.860 --> 07:35.660 Epsilon is the one that looks like E. 07:35.740 --> 07:39.170 And the other one that looks like 'Tha' in Hindi is Delta. 07:40.830 --> 07:41.900 Ravi. 07:42.390 --> 07:43.220 Ravi. 07:44.510 --> 07:46.110 - Teja. - Yes. 07:47.210 --> 07:50.070 Do you understand Convergence and Divergence? 07:50.710 --> 07:51.730 It's obvious. 07:51.820 --> 07:53.300 But teach us the ones that are important. 07:53.380 --> 07:55.750 No, no. To me all the concepts are important. 07:55.830 --> 07:58.030 I don't discriminate between concepts. 07:59.500 --> 08:02.160 You have such pure thoughts! 08:02.230 --> 08:04.490 But we don't have the time to understand the entire thing. 08:05.510 --> 08:07.920 What's there to understand? It's obvious. 08:08.000 --> 08:10.020 Just recall the class lectures. 08:12.190 --> 08:14.960 Oh...You never attended classes. Right? 08:15.040 --> 08:19.120 Anyway, do one thing. Just go through the old assignments. 08:22.920 --> 08:25.680 But you never did any of the assignments. Right? 08:25.760 --> 08:28.410 Are you tutoring us or humiliating us? 08:28.750 --> 08:30.530 It's obvious. 08:32.520 --> 08:36.280 Suresh, this college is just like my ex. 08:36.360 --> 08:38.500 Regular attendance doesn't mean a thing. 08:38.580 --> 08:40.610 They only judge on performance. 08:40.690 --> 08:43.120 No...this is wrong. 08:43.430 --> 08:45.960 - I am telling you. - What do we do now? 08:46.250 --> 08:47.450 I'll tell you. 08:59.480 --> 09:00.690 - Hello. - Hello. 09:01.720 --> 09:04.160 Why did you call at this hour? 09:04.430 --> 09:06.560 - Are you free? - Yeah! 09:07.270 --> 09:09.050 I mean...yeah. 09:09.510 --> 09:11.000 Can you teach us? 09:11.280 --> 09:13.150 Yes. Come over. 09:13.360 --> 09:15.820 Great...Jhantoo and I are coming over. 09:16.460 --> 09:18.960 I don't hit on two guys at a time. I mean i don't tutor two guys. 09:19.040 --> 09:20.760 What are you hearing? Pervert. 09:23.760 --> 09:24.760 What was that? 09:25.580 --> 09:26.880 She must be going through her periods. 09:51.140 --> 09:53.110 - Hello. - Hello, Ankit. 09:53.460 --> 09:55.730 Are you all right? Why did you call so late? 09:55.810 --> 09:58.530 Late? We always talk at this... 10:00.420 --> 10:01.660 Sorry. 10:01.880 --> 10:03.410 Did you sleep early today? 10:04.000 --> 10:05.490 Yes. 10:06.160 --> 10:07.500 The end-sems start tomorrow. 10:07.580 --> 10:12.890 And, if I don't get 8 hours of sleep, I can't concentrate. 10:14.120 --> 10:15.430 You're still awake? 10:15.510 --> 10:18.560 Yeah, I didn't finish my syllabus. 10:18.780 --> 10:20.190 Ohh... 10:22.070 --> 10:24.340 - But, why did you call? - Actually... 10:27.890 --> 10:29.630 ...to wish you luck . 10:30.750 --> 10:32.500 You could've wished me tomorrow. 10:33.140 --> 10:35.090 Anyway, Thank you. 10:35.170 --> 10:37.520 - Same to you. Good night. - I... 10:44.040 --> 10:46.200 Did you tell her that you're in trouble? 10:47.060 --> 10:49.690 If she really loves you, then she will call you back... 10:49.720 --> 10:51.440 ...and teach us as well. 11:02.440 --> 11:03.440 Bro... 11:04.880 --> 11:06.290 Let's get real. 11:06.820 --> 11:09.320 We'll study for seven hours straight and won't sleep. 11:11.860 --> 11:16.110 Behind every engineering graduate in this country, there is always a 'Chirag'... 11:16.190 --> 11:20.890 ...who tutors all the assholes in the end, and helps them pass. 11:21.280 --> 11:24.410 The education system of this country is functioning... 11:24.490 --> 11:26.500 ...because of these 'Chirags' and not the professors. 11:26.580 --> 11:28.900 So whenever someone loses his 'Chirag'... 11:29.200 --> 11:32.840 ...his plight becomes just like Kapil Sharma without Sunil Grover. 11:32.920 --> 11:34.100 Take them for example. 11:34.180 --> 11:37.030 Under the immense pressure, they are turning into Darsheel Safari. 11:37.600 --> 11:40.770 They were never stars, but soon they will crash-land on the ground. 11:49.380 --> 11:56.020 But still, if they study hard during this end time, then as we call it... 11:56.210 --> 11:57.610 They can crack it. 11:58.130 --> 12:00.830 But the problem is that instead of focusing on the present... 12:00.910 --> 12:03.260 ...they will either be stuck in the past... 12:03.710 --> 12:05.910 We should have attended the classes. 12:07.030 --> 12:09.210 Bunking classes doesn't make you cool. 12:10.970 --> 12:13.650 I should have compromised when I had the time. 12:14.350 --> 12:16.270 It doesn't make me gay if I do it once. 12:16.470 --> 12:18.160 'Or gets stuck in the future.' 12:18.380 --> 12:22.030 I'll make sure I get 100% attendance in the next semester and score 10 points. 12:22.650 --> 12:23.940 I hope I get a D this time. 12:24.020 --> 12:26.370 I would rather fail then get a D. 12:26.710 --> 12:28.160 It is easy to say. 12:28.320 --> 12:30.990 You'll have to repeat the same course next year with your juniors. 12:31.180 --> 12:34.560 When you study with your juniors, no one says it on your face... 12:34.730 --> 12:36.860 ...but everyone thinks you're a loser. 12:44.140 --> 12:45.980 I, Ram Kishore Chaubisi... 12:46.060 --> 12:50.550 ...sole proprietor of Exact Photocopy Centre can lay a bet... 12:50.620 --> 12:54.230 ...that they can't study for more than 30 minutes with complete focus. 12:55.010 --> 12:56.700 I mean when the semester began with ragging... 12:56.780 --> 12:58.520 ...then it must end with ragging as well. 13:00.810 --> 13:04.360 Man...these professors are so pathetic. 13:05.730 --> 13:08.490 Teachers at the coaching class tutored so well. They worked hard... 13:08.570 --> 13:10.550 ...and ensured that you understand. 13:14.010 --> 13:16.940 Jhantoo, I hope you remember that you dropped four years before this. 13:17.490 --> 13:18.580 So? 13:21.150 --> 13:23.790 How can he sleep so peacefully? 13:24.930 --> 13:26.010 His father's loaded. 13:26.090 --> 13:27.940 His father was loaded even during the mid-sems. 13:28.200 --> 13:29.540 But he was still scared like a wimp. 13:33.170 --> 13:36.250 He will wake up and study. With a fresh mind. 13:38.450 --> 13:40.990 I think I'll take a power nap as well. 13:41.570 --> 13:42.870 I'll study once I'm fresh. 13:43.060 --> 13:44.560 Don't sleep, because you won't wake up. 13:44.640 --> 13:48.140 I am not sleeping, just a nap. Wake me up. 13:48.570 --> 13:50.540 - Just wake me up. - Okay, fine. 13:54.170 --> 13:55.390 Didn't I say? 13:56.250 --> 13:59.920 Every stupid fool who kept awake the entire semester... 14:00.230 --> 14:02.550 ...will feel sleepy tonight. 14:03.210 --> 14:06.250 This five-minute nap has ruined many careers. 14:06.800 --> 14:09.980 I'll check on Quora how to finish the entire syllabus in one night. 14:11.280 --> 14:15.710 I am sure some idiot has asked this question and answered it himself. 14:22.480 --> 14:28.460 Jhantoo..a guy here says, don't see what questions are being asked. 14:28.620 --> 14:30.070 Just write whatever you know. 14:30.770 --> 14:32.250 You get step marking anyways. 14:33.690 --> 14:34.970 Great. 14:36.300 --> 14:38.100 Another guy writes... 14:38.600 --> 14:41.250 You must revise last years question paper. 14:41.500 --> 14:43.410 Similar questions are ought to come. 14:44.150 --> 14:49.040 Another guy writes...Neil Armstrong didn't land on the moon. 14:50.520 --> 14:51.450 What... 14:51.530 --> 14:54.590 Jhantoo, check this out. 14:55.310 --> 14:58.130 Watch the full video on Youtube. 14:59.260 --> 15:02.960 The moon landing was a fake and was shot by Stanley Kubrick. 15:03.040 --> 15:06.210 When Sir Tim Berners Lee invented the internet... 15:06.290 --> 15:08.460 ...he thought it will bring people closer. 15:09.330 --> 15:12.700 But now it's the internet that doesn't let people pass. 15:20.950 --> 15:27.040 Jhantoo..no matter what, Alia is cute. 15:34.000 --> 15:36.430 I wish my Akanksha had the same looks. 15:38.320 --> 15:40.040 Akku. 15:44.090 --> 15:45.620 It's 3 am. 15:46.360 --> 15:48.330 It's 3 am. 15:49.660 --> 15:50.730 Oh fuck. 15:50.810 --> 15:52.110 Jhantoo 15:54.630 --> 15:55.630 Jhantoo 15:56.120 --> 15:57.160 Wake up. 15:57.410 --> 15:59.030 - Jhantoo Jhantoo - I am not saying no, sir. 15:59.110 --> 16:01.120 But at least put on a condom first. 16:01.600 --> 16:03.040 What are you blabbering? 16:03.120 --> 16:05.070 Jhantoo, it's been an hour, wake up. 16:05.250 --> 16:07.320 Wake up. Come on, wake up. 16:07.400 --> 16:10.880 You guys are not letting me sleep. 16:10.960 --> 16:12.800 You'll ruin my exam. 16:12.880 --> 16:15.060 Asshole, why are you sleeping? 16:15.310 --> 16:17.960 Do you know which one is smaller, epsilon or delta? 16:18.880 --> 16:21.500 Do you know the difference between 'Sequence' and 'series'? 16:21.800 --> 16:23.510 I'll just go and write. 16:23.810 --> 16:24.910 He'll just go and write. 16:24.990 --> 16:26.610 - Listen, Jhantoo - Yes. 16:26.690 --> 16:30.030 I read on Quora that we should review last year's question papers. 16:30.380 --> 16:32.690 Yeah. So let's go ask someone to explain that to us. 16:32.880 --> 16:34.040 Do you have the question paper? 16:37.060 --> 16:38.520 Last year's question paper? 16:39.270 --> 16:40.870 I haven't seen it anywhere. 16:40.950 --> 16:43.630 I don't think it's available. 16:45.070 --> 16:47.270 Maybe one of the seniors have it? 16:49.080 --> 16:51.210 101? No chance. 16:52.260 --> 16:53.320 101? 16:53.400 --> 16:55.110 Give me a copy as well if you find it. 16:55.190 --> 16:56.650 I failed last year. 16:58.730 --> 17:03.050 I don't have the paper, but LinAl weightage was 60% 17:04.830 --> 17:07.130 Here you go. Use this. 17:09.830 --> 17:11.510 LinAl what? 17:14.000 --> 17:16.330 Let it be, son. Let it be. 17:18.070 --> 17:20.050 You won't find the paper anywhere. 17:20.130 --> 17:21.920 Dumru took it back. 17:22.670 --> 17:24.570 Why do they take the papers back? 17:25.560 --> 17:28.560 He's a lazy bone. Every year he sets the same question paper. 17:30.790 --> 17:32.720 He's absolutely right. 17:33.190 --> 17:36.530 If he has taken the paper back, then he definitely sets the same paper again. 17:36.780 --> 17:38.250 Many professors do that. 17:38.480 --> 17:39.570 But why do they do that? 17:39.650 --> 17:41.580 It saves the professor hard work to make new question papers every year... 17:41.660 --> 17:44.200 ...and the TAs don't have to find solutions. 17:44.790 --> 17:47.050 I am sure the professors know it by heart now. 17:52.250 --> 17:53.580 And the TA as well. 17:56.850 --> 17:58.040 Jaat. 17:59.890 --> 18:01.110 Jaat. 18:02.630 --> 18:03.770 Jaat. 18:03.850 --> 18:05.440 What's the matter? 18:06.280 --> 18:07.460 What do you want now? 18:07.540 --> 18:12.950 Forgive me for whatever I said earlier. 18:13.110 --> 18:15.170 I am a month younger than you. 18:15.830 --> 18:19.020 Then listen to your older brother's request. Okay? 18:20.200 --> 18:24.310 That Damru sets the same question paper every year. 18:24.510 --> 18:26.070 And your brother, who's his assistant... 18:26.150 --> 18:27.280 - What's his name? - Janardhan. 18:27.360 --> 18:28.900 - Janardhan. - Janardhan. 18:28.980 --> 18:31.800 Just let me talk to brother Janardhan once. 18:31.880 --> 18:33.190 He must have the paper. 18:33.210 --> 18:34.570 Out of the question. 18:34.660 --> 18:37.050 Please do it. Who does that with his older brother? 18:37.130 --> 18:40.580 Villager. Bull brain. Ignorant. 18:40.660 --> 18:43.650 I take my words back. 18:43.690 --> 18:47.730 Fine, I'll make you speak to him. 18:47.810 --> 18:49.120 Yes. 18:51.010 --> 18:51.940 Tell me. 18:52.020 --> 18:55.830 royaljanardhan@natti.asc.in 18:55.910 --> 18:56.980 All in small. 18:57.060 --> 18:59.320 We're not going to email him now. 18:59.660 --> 19:02.620 Then go to his room and ask him to call me. 19:02.700 --> 19:04.130 Best idea. 19:04.210 --> 19:05.960 Just call him once. 19:06.040 --> 19:07.240 Okay. 19:16.160 --> 19:18.110 Give me his number. 19:21.080 --> 19:22.700 I don't have his number. 19:22.730 --> 19:25.170 Why don't you have his number? 19:25.670 --> 19:28.180 Because TAs don't give their number. 19:28.260 --> 19:32.100 - Email only. - That's only for others. 19:32.540 --> 19:34.130 But he knows you. 19:34.210 --> 19:36.310 We meet every day on the ground. 19:36.390 --> 19:37.710 I even took a selfie yesterday. 19:37.790 --> 19:39.170 Let's go to his room. 19:39.830 --> 19:41.110 Where does he stay? 19:41.190 --> 19:43.240 - I don't know. - What the fuck. 19:43.320 --> 19:44.720 You're joking, aren't you? 19:44.800 --> 19:46.090 He's joking. 19:46.170 --> 19:52.900 The man I talk to every day, why would I need his room number? 19:53.700 --> 19:54.700 Tell me. 19:55.120 --> 19:58.850 You meet a man from your native place in this unfamiliar city... 19:59.240 --> 20:02.880 ...who happens to be the TA of your course and you even meet him every day. 20:03.350 --> 20:06.510 You don't bother to know his phone number or his room number? 20:07.130 --> 20:10.220 Yet with full confidence, you said you will introduce him to us. 20:11.560 --> 20:15.100 I give those words back to you. 20:15.390 --> 20:16.400 You are... No, wait. 20:16.480 --> 20:20.710 You are a dumb, villager, ignorant, bloody... 20:25.810 --> 20:27.220 Shall we make chits? 20:28.570 --> 20:30.530 What are we going to write in the chits? 20:31.490 --> 20:33.650 We don't even know what's important. 20:35.640 --> 20:37.760 I'm going to smoke a cigarette and sleep. 20:40.520 --> 20:42.270 I am tired as well. 20:45.870 --> 20:47.430 I am not giving tomorrow's exam. 20:48.100 --> 20:49.490 Let them fail us if they want to. 20:49.570 --> 20:50.730 How long will they do it? 20:51.490 --> 20:54.120 I always believe in learning at my own speed. 20:54.510 --> 20:58.220 Yeah, how can we become engineers studying half-heartedly? 20:59.690 --> 21:01.550 And not like the fake landing on the moon. 21:02.350 --> 21:03.810 I want to actually land on it. 21:04.410 --> 21:05.720 'Go on.' 21:05.950 --> 21:07.510 You believe in them too. 21:07.760 --> 21:11.310 The philosophers inside these engineers are going to awaken. 21:11.650 --> 21:13.490 These bloody lads... 21:13.570 --> 21:16.680 ...who can't even clear MTH101 will soon start discussing... 21:16.760 --> 21:18.710 ...on everything like Bill Gates to Zuckerburg... 21:18.790 --> 21:24.140 ...from the drop out to startups, and from passion... 21:24.220 --> 21:25.960 ...to the higher purpose of life. 21:27.120 --> 21:29.070 Chotu, close it properly. 21:29.210 --> 21:30.720 Did you hide the glue sticks? 21:30.800 --> 21:32.830 Those glue addicts try to break in. 21:32.910 --> 21:35.000 Yeah...the message in '3 Idiots' was correct. 21:35.080 --> 21:37.660 'Chase excellence, not success.' 21:37.890 --> 21:40.650 Right. I mean we'll repeat the year if we have to. 21:40.730 --> 21:42.340 - But we'll learn properly. - Yes. 21:42.420 --> 21:44.080 After all, we're the future of the nation. 21:44.130 --> 21:44.820 Correct. 21:45.540 --> 21:47.120 And even Rakhi will be with us next year. 21:47.200 --> 21:48.400 Right, Rakhi? 21:51.380 --> 21:52.970 What's wrong, buddy? What are you thinking? 21:54.460 --> 21:56.200 What can I say? 22:02.050 --> 22:05.650 Maybe you feel that by understanding the concept quickly... 22:06.390 --> 22:09.140 ...by asking, or by mugging up, you're not learning anything. 22:10.070 --> 22:13.410 But you're learning to handle pressure. 22:14.850 --> 22:17.620 I don't know what's important to learn in life. 22:17.980 --> 22:21.260 Concept or to handle pressure. 22:23.640 --> 22:26.090 You want to study again next year. 22:26.660 --> 22:29.240 But you can do that even by passing the exam tomorrow. 22:32.030 --> 22:34.660 Today under pressure you will shift your goal... 22:34.880 --> 22:36.840 ...then tomorrow you might achieve your goal. 22:37.260 --> 22:39.930 But you will never learn how to handle pressure. 22:42.260 --> 22:44.210 Maybe college wants to teach us that. 22:46.450 --> 22:47.100 Rakhi.. 22:49.050 --> 22:50.970 ...have you been smoking cigarettes or something else? 22:51.870 --> 22:53.990 Where did you learn these things? 22:54.710 --> 22:55.870 Buzzfeed? 22:56.810 --> 22:59.890 No, from my entrance exams. 23:02.290 --> 23:05.480 I didn't fail because I didn't know. 23:07.190 --> 23:09.440 I was under pressure, I was nervous. 23:09.960 --> 23:11.440 But this time... 23:17.510 --> 23:20.040 Janardhan's room must be in the Ph.D. hostel. 23:20.720 --> 23:22.730 - 6 blocks. - 18 wings. 23:22.810 --> 23:24.240 We have two hours. 23:25.700 --> 23:27.810 But if we wake someone up now, we'll definitely get beaten up. 23:27.890 --> 23:29.580 I have a solution for that. 23:29.660 --> 23:30.900 Let's go. 23:41.980 --> 23:43.470 What are you doing? 23:43.580 --> 23:44.750 There is no Ph.D. student... 23:44.770 --> 23:47.790 ...who has completed his thesis without an 84mm. 23:47.940 --> 23:48.790 Let's go. 23:51.860 --> 23:52.740 Hello, sir. 23:53.330 --> 23:55.180 Sir, here is a free cigarette for you. 23:57.010 --> 23:59.290 Sir, do you know Janardhan from the Maths department. 24:00.680 --> 24:02.350 Thank you and no. 24:06.630 --> 24:08.770 Thank God I found you, brother Janardhan. 24:08.850 --> 24:11.420 I am Jatin Kishore. 4th year, first sem. 24:11.500 --> 24:13.610 Best friend of Rupesh Bhati, from Rohtak. 24:14.640 --> 24:16.050 That's not him. 24:18.560 --> 24:22.270 Assholes. All Ph.D. students look the same. 24:23.830 --> 24:25.810 I don't smoke. 24:26.540 --> 24:28.190 That's why you haven't completed your Ph.D. yet. 24:28.330 --> 24:29.930 You should smoke. 24:30.380 --> 24:32.150 It's good for concentration. 24:34.420 --> 24:36.390 Do you know Mr. Janardhan? 24:39.300 --> 24:41.930 - Jaat guy from Rohtak. - Yes, him. 24:42.740 --> 24:43.960 Third last room in the row. 24:44.040 --> 24:45.500 Thanks. 25:35.730 --> 25:39.040 You guys ruined my sleep last night. 25:40.580 --> 25:44.080 Jhantoo, if we couldn't get the question paper... 25:44.120 --> 25:46.560 ...after finding Janardhan's room. 25:47.120 --> 25:50.480 It means even God doesn't want us to pass. 25:51.280 --> 25:53.290 Okay. Let's go. 26:00.440 --> 26:01.410 Great... 26:01.570 --> 26:03.390 Both of you are so brave! 26:03.470 --> 26:06.610 You even got to brother Janardhan's room. 26:07.010 --> 26:08.270 To E16. 26:10.920 --> 26:14.570 Yes, I knew his room number and phone number. 26:14.910 --> 26:17.930 But I didn't want to trouble Janardhan at that hour. 26:18.520 --> 26:20.120 And I wanted to trouble you two. 26:20.550 --> 26:22.130 Do you have the question paper as well? 26:22.210 --> 26:23.480 No, I don't have that. 26:23.660 --> 26:26.320 And why do you need the question paper? 26:28.360 --> 26:30.140 - Jaat. - Yes. 26:30.220 --> 26:32.130 Do you know that the same question paper comes each year? 26:32.150 --> 26:32.790 Yes. 26:32.920 --> 26:34.820 We could've solved that paper in advance. 26:34.980 --> 26:36.540 Get good marks. 26:36.650 --> 26:38.490 Then get a good job after CPI. 26:38.600 --> 26:40.320 And then buy a nice house, a nice car... 26:40.370 --> 26:42.810 ...and a nice wife after plastic surgery once we earn lots of money. 26:45.070 --> 26:46.300 Understood? 26:47.450 --> 26:50.340 But why do you need a question paper for all that? 26:51.480 --> 26:55.140 You'll end up writing the answers and not the questions. 27:07.620 --> 27:10.570 I took the answer sheet from brother Janardhan. 27:10.720 --> 27:12.300 Now we're going to top. 27:12.570 --> 27:14.560 We wont even need to find a solution. 27:14.640 --> 27:15.870 Jaat! 27:16.130 --> 27:17.850 This guy is a gem! 27:18.900 --> 27:19.750 Close the door. Close the door. 27:19.910 --> 27:21.190 - Huh? - Close the door. 27:23.140 --> 27:25.510 Now I will even let you fuck my ass. 27:25.590 --> 27:28.080 Brother, you're not satisfied yet after getting fucked all night. 27:28.240 --> 27:31.050 Don't let this go out of this room. 27:31.180 --> 27:32.290 Of course not. 27:33.030 --> 27:38.190 "I am on my way." 27:38.270 --> 27:43.160 "I am on my way." 27:43.240 --> 27:45.980 How to find the tertiary limit? 27:47.780 --> 27:49.540 Through Bolzano Weierstrass theorem. 27:55.040 --> 27:57.900 Don't panic, you know everything. 28:03.370 --> 28:07.270 No uncle, I'll handle it. Don't talk to papa. 28:07.950 --> 28:10.110 Or he'll give you a few whacks as well. 28:10.190 --> 28:12.310 Don't you remember how he screwed you the last time? 28:16.600 --> 28:19.890 Learn this. This will come for 20 marks. 28:32.560 --> 28:35.160 Bro, don't be scared of exams. 28:35.300 --> 28:36.320 Be a man. 28:36.400 --> 28:38.600 Who is running? I am going to give the exam. 28:39.990 --> 28:42.640 I have notes. I will revise till the last minute. 28:42.840 --> 28:43.720 Get lost! 28:46.230 --> 28:49.650 No one else is responsible for my death. 28:50.710 --> 28:52.100 Your's sincerely... 28:53.590 --> 28:55.090 Just learn this question. 28:55.590 --> 28:57.480 This will come for 20 marks. 29:09.040 --> 29:11.680 'After noticing the children's face in the exam hall, you can guess...' 29:11.720 --> 29:14.000 '...who's going to do what after they go out.' 29:14.080 --> 29:15.660 'The ones who are struggling...' 29:15.690 --> 29:17.630 '...will discuss the paper once they are out...' 29:17.640 --> 29:19.680 '...and these guys are going to give the answers...' 29:19.770 --> 29:21.210 '...who are cracking it' 29:21.290 --> 29:22.990 'Look at their confidence.' 29:36.650 --> 29:37.870 Son, your question paper. 29:38.160 --> 29:39.310 Don't need it. 29:40.270 --> 29:42.420 I mean I need it. Sorry, sir. 29:44.520 --> 29:48.290 'Nights before the exam prepare the boys for life.' 29:49.060 --> 29:50.460 'After leaving this college...' 29:50.540 --> 29:53.240 '...whether these bright students pass any other exam or not...' 29:53.750 --> 29:57.150 '...but they will never fear any exam again.' 29:57.230 --> 29:58.000 Yes, sir... 29:58.080 --> 29:59.920 Yes, sir, the paper was very tough. 30:00.000 --> 30:02.560 Even the time was very less. Ravi Teja found it very difficult, sir. 30:02.640 --> 30:03.880 - Yes, sir. - Calm down. 30:04.230 --> 30:07.240 I changed the paper after a long time, so even I have no idea. 30:07.320 --> 30:09.380 But I will give grace marks. 30:10.080 --> 30:11.380 Asshole. 30:11.460 --> 30:14.180 You so confidently said that it will come for 20 marks. 30:14.740 --> 30:17.330 You even ruined my suicide note. Bloody... 30:22.100 --> 30:24.070 What now? 30:25.130 --> 30:28.430 We'll get half a mark for neatness. 30:32.400 --> 30:34.190 - Jaat. - Yes. 30:35.320 --> 30:37.450 Brother Janardhan checks the papers, doesn't he? marks.