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You shoudn't have run, Ankit.

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Woke up?

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Good you woke up by yourself.

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I didn't want to wake you up.

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You were dreaming, weren't you?

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Just wait, your dream
will definitely come true.

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I hope not.

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Why did you want to wake me up?

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To show you a trick. Wait.

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If you're wearing an underwear,
then it must be brown in colour.

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With 5 holes.

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Out of which, two of them are big.
Elliptical.

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Surprised?

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Hey, don't be scared.

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It's not some magical superpower,
Just pure logic.

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You must be dying to
know what the logic is.

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Then listen.

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Your blue, green,
grey and red underwear is right here.

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So which one would you be wearing?
Obviously the brown one.

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And what about the holes?

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You change in the room every day.

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And my memory is photographic.

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Once I see it, I never forget.

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This is how I am.

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But you can look somewhere else, right?

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Huh?

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I mean I admit we're roommates,
but this is a little inappropriate.

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Sorry.

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Why do you keep counting my underwears?

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I'll give you a gift
through SWOT analysis.

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Something useful to you.

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So I went with this.

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But I can't decide the colour.

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How about baby pink?

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But why do you want to give me a gift?

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Because day after tomorrow
is your birthday.

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Just because we've discussed,
doesn't mean you don't act surprised.

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Do it like this.

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One second.

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- My birthday?
- Yes.

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Who told you that today it's my birthday?

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I checked it on FB.

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- 19th October.
- Not possible.

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- Nonsense!
- My birthday is on 1st January.

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Check it.

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I have a photographic memory.

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I was so sure.

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I even imagined you in baby pink.

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How can my photographic
memory deceive me?

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Show me your ID card?

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ID card? Actually...

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I could've shown you but
it's in the library.

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Yes.

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And are you doubting me?

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I mean...why would I
hide my own birthday.

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In fact, why will anyone
hide his first birthday in college?

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"I am on my way."

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"Yes I am on my way."

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There's a professor in every department...

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...whose wife has
eloped with his student.

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And you should never
take up the courses they offer...

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...because they give
you pathetic grades.

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But sir, what's harm in that?

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But finally she is
still in the department.

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- This college is filled with assholes.
- You're right.

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People in my village
are more open-minded.

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'People, come to Kamatipura Wing.
Lolly's GPL s going to begin.'

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'Those who love Lolly must leave now.
Leave now.'

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'And those who hate it,
please run.'

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'Because you are more in numbers,
and only one ass...'

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'...which is divided in the middle.'

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'Please don't forget
to bring your own weapon.'

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Now, you understood
why I wasn't paying for my food?

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Son Govardhan, didn't you hear that
people are coming.

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What are you doing?
Keep the new ones. The costly ones.

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And listen,
even if they order for tea...

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...don't forget to
ask for extra cheese.

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Everyone is going to say yes.
Now everyone get back to work.

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Look, please don't judge us.
This is our tradition.

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Every place has its
own unique tradition...

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...and only people that belong to
that place understand and abide by it.

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Like Tomatina in Spain.

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Halloween in America.

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Arranged marriages in India.

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Similarly, GPL happens in hostels.

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By hearing the term GPL
you must be thinking...

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...that it's an abbreviation
for something...

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...sophisticated like
Gross Product Limited.

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But no, it means "Gaand
Pe Laat" (Kick your ass).

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That's it. Simple.

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'Lolly's going to get screwed.'

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'And he deserves it too.'

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'He's the topper and has a girlfriend.'

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'You can't expect people
to come empty-handed...'

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'...on such a great
man's birthday.'

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'Some will carry slippers, some Action,
and some will make use of their hand.'

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'But the most trusted
weapon of choice is Slipper.'

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'The scared prey keeps requesting,
makes excuses, fights until the end.'

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'But once he's lifted up
in the air...'

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- '...he accepts his fate.'
- Lolly. Lolly.

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- Lolly... Lolly...
- 'At the stroke of the midnight hour...'

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'...when the whole world sleeps...'

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- '...these animals start their GPL.'
- Lolly... Lolly...

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- 'But first...'
- Search him.

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Look.

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This is how he was saving his pride.

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Lolly! Lolly! Lolly!

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'And with the strike of the
first slipper...the silence prevails.'

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'It's called the realization of pain.'

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'Then the second strike
on the second ass cheek.'

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'This is called LHS is equal to RHS.'

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'And followed by a number
of strikes squaring both the sides.'

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'Even if he's crying, requesting,
or begging, they're not going to stop.'

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'These things happen only with
students, or with B-grade heroines.'

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'Just like police interrogation...

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...here too the person confesses to anything.'

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My mother is blind,
my sister is a negro.

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- I am gay. Have mercy on me.
- Shut up asshole.

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'GPL finally ends once the victim's
ass becomes redder than a baboon's, or...'

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'But these so called friends who are
like snakes, don't leave you so easily.'

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Well, how about a treat now?

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Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat.

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Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat.

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I don't know about schools.

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But birthdays in hostels
are totally ass-whacking.

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The amateurs wear towels inside their pants.

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And studs wear 4 to 5 underwears.

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But legends disappear
from the hostel on their birthdays.

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I am telling you he is lying.

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No, that asshole was telling the truth.

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1st January is the
default birthday on FB.

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And he changed it to that.

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I am talking about the gift,
not the date.

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Why do we have to give him a gift?

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- But...
- Are you from girl's school?

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Later, you'll say we must
give him a greeting card as well.

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Who gives greeting cards? Nonsense.

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- Look Jaat, balloon.
- Throw it.

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It's for Ankit's party...

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So...what brings you two here?

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He's been bothering
me since last night.

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Please explain to him.

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He thinks that tonight it's Ankit's
birthday...

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...but he changed the date...

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...from 19th October to
1st January on FB to hide from us.

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Now you explain to him.

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Do you have any evidence?

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1st January is the
default birthday on FB.

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He changed it to that.

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You don't believe me, do you?

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Wait. Look.

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Ankit's email ID.
'ankit.pa1910@gmail.com'

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Why will he write 1910
after Ankit Pa? Why?

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19th October, it's his birth date.

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Maybe he misspelled Pandey.

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Who does that?

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But why will he write numbers?

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You don't believe me either.

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I swear on the end semesters...

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...he's definitely hiding something.

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Okay, wait.

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When I asked him for his ID card...

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...he said he went to
the library and left it there.

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- Balls.
- He's lying.

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This evidence should've
been submitted earlier.

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Yes. He's lying to his own wingmates.
Where is he?

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- Pandey, you bloody...
- Bro. He isn't here since morning.

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Yes. It's the first saturday where
he hasn't slept till the afternoon.

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Where did he go on a holiday?

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Don't know.

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What are you doing here?

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- Magazines?
- Yes.

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But it's in the counter
which is downstairs.

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But how would you know it.

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Yeah, I don't come
here as frequently as you.

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I am sure the staff here
treats you pretty well now.

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Haha...so funny.

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I would've replied, but since
it's your birthday, I spared you.

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Whose birthday? Is it your birthday?

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Happy birthday! Because it's
not my birthday. You can check it on FB.

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I've seen it many times.
19th October.

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But you changed it two days back, right?

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Why?

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Well...

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Why do you stalk me?

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Hello...it's not stalking
when girls do it.

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- I see.
- It's a research.

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By the way,
why did you change your birthday?

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- Actually...
- To hide your age?

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But why will someone lie
to hide their age...

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Tell me honestly, you're
from a girl's school, aren't you?

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You used to play stapu
in the lunch break, right?

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At least I am thinking. Nonsense.

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I know why he lied.

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The reason is the way you guys
celebrate birthdays here.

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He's also from a small town like me.

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Back home, people remember
birthdays of their calves...

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...but not their own children.

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If you ever ask them about my birth date.

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They will say when Shishpal was
shot for the 3rd time

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In villages, they don't celebrate
birthdays with pomp and show.

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And here, everyone wants a treat.

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The entire wing,
the entire department.

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And Ankit is the Dopa.

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Wankers will come
running for a treat.

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And it will cost at least 5000 rupees.

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How he'll arrange so much money?

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He belongs to a poor family.

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No. I don't think so.

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Wrack your brain.

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We don't focus on little things.

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One day both of us went
out to eat snacks.

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He was standing right next to me.

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And I asked the vendor...

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'Uncle, what's the
best thing in your menu?'

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'I've sweet and hot savories.
Both taste good.'

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'You tell me, what would you like to have?'

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'And Ankit said.
I'll have only half plate.'

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'And then uncle said
I don't serve half plate.'

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'And Ankit said,
everyone serves half plate back home.'

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'I only eat half plate.
Jaat, you go ahead.'

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'And then this beggar comes and says...'

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'Spare us some loose
change in the name of God.'

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'An then Ankit said I don't have change.'

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'And then kid said, why are you
here if you don't have change?'

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'Come, sit next to me.
We'll both earn something.'

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'Get lost!'

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See...

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Our friend is so poor.

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He can't even afford a
full plate of snacks.

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Even his underwear has holes in it.

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But I've never realized.

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It's okay.

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I'll teach him how
to manage pocket money.

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Everything will be fine.

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He will only manage once he
has some money in his pocket.

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But his whole family is poor.

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Your mother is a CA.
His father owns a sari shop.

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My father runs a dairy business
plus cattle mating on the side.

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What does Ankit's father do?

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Don't know.

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He never told us.

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He would have mentioned if his
father did something.

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It's very shameful...

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...when you have an educated
unemployed father.

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Oh shit.

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From 'Rich Dad and Poor Dad', he'll
only understand 'Poor Dad'.

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Fine.

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Tell me, what's the plan?

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We won't ask him for a treat.

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Let's give him a treat instead.

00:13:43.820 --> 00:13:45.370 align:center
We'll all contribute.

00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:47.550 align:center
Contribute?

00:13:48.140 --> 00:13:49.330 align:center
For Ankit?

00:13:50.930 --> 00:13:54.260 align:center
Actually, we're not that close.

00:13:54.540 --> 00:13:56.090 align:center
We're just acquaintance.

00:13:56.470 --> 00:13:57.710 align:center
You guys go ahead.

00:13:58.430 --> 00:14:00.290 align:center
Is this GPL or a 3rd degree torture?

00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:02.500 align:center
Who celebrates birthdays like this?

00:14:03.400 --> 00:14:04.110 align:center
No.

00:14:05.300 --> 00:14:07.160 align:center
You call Chirag.

00:14:07.300 --> 00:14:08.680 align:center
He'll explain to everyone.

00:14:09.650 --> 00:14:11.020 align:center
I know they are weirdos.

00:14:11.280 --> 00:14:14.330 align:center
But they can't force
you if you say no.

00:14:15.740 --> 00:14:19.410 align:center
Madam, there is no such thing
as 'no means no' amongst guys.

00:14:19.980 --> 00:14:21.270 align:center
Why not?

00:14:22.780 --> 00:14:24.550 align:center
We will complain to the warden.

00:14:26.060 --> 00:14:28.020 align:center
When the warden became the warden...

00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:31.340 align:center
...then I am sure even
he must have gone through this.

00:14:33.680 --> 00:14:35.410 align:center
Everyone dominates boys.

00:14:36.740 --> 00:14:38.430 align:center
But this is totally wrong.

00:14:38.620 --> 00:14:42.360 align:center
It's your birthday. You must be
the one making all the decisions.

00:14:43.470 --> 00:14:45.510 align:center
If you don't raise your voice today

00:14:45.670 --> 00:14:48.420 align:center
then you won't be able to celebrate
your birthday for the next four years.

00:14:50.580 --> 00:14:51.450 align:center
Call him.

00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:54.750 align:center
Call him now!

00:15:05.820 --> 00:15:07.590 align:center
Fuck. Fuck.

00:15:08.290 --> 00:15:09.640 align:center
Fuck.

00:15:21.380 --> 00:15:22.250 align:center
Hi!

00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:31.550 align:center
750-760-770-780...here you go.

00:15:31.860 --> 00:15:33.300 align:center
We both contributed 400 each...

00:15:33.380 --> 00:15:35.930 align:center
...then how can it
still be only 780 rupees?

00:15:36.090 --> 00:15:39.220 align:center
Since I've to eat later, then
just assume that I've taken my share.

00:15:39.540 --> 00:15:42.680 align:center
Bro, never cheat a poor guy.

00:15:43.110 --> 00:15:45.380 align:center
He will come back and beg.

00:15:46.540 --> 00:15:49.520 align:center
For the first time, his parents
won't be with him on his birthday.

00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:51.200 align:center
Now we're are his family.

00:15:51.280 --> 00:15:52.950 align:center
It's the first birthday in the wing.

00:15:53.030 --> 00:15:55.880 align:center
Just because he is poor,
and wears underwear with holes in it...

00:15:55.960 --> 00:15:57.950 align:center
...his father is a looser, doesn't
mean we won't celebrate his birthday.

00:15:58.030 --> 00:16:00.050 align:center
Shut up! I'll...

00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:02.100 align:center
Stay here.

00:16:07.570 --> 00:16:09.560 align:center
Keep this. 300 rupees.

00:16:10.270 --> 00:16:12.830 align:center
- Cigarette?
- You can buy anything with this.

00:16:12.850 --> 00:16:14.950 align:center
This is the bitcoin of campus,
my friend.

00:16:15.180 --> 00:16:18.550 align:center
Friends!? Friends don't
listen to your request so easily.

00:16:18.710 --> 00:16:20.700 align:center
And if they did, then I
wouldn't be watching porn here...

00:16:20.780 --> 00:16:22.790 align:center
...even though I had
a laptop worth 125,000 rupees.

00:16:22.870 --> 00:16:24.420 align:center
They are just friends for the namesake.

00:16:24.500 --> 00:16:27.870 align:center
But they are animals,
cannibals, cruel. Evil.

00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:29.540 align:center
Did you hear?

00:16:30.190 --> 00:16:31.770 align:center
I was trying to explain her the same.

00:16:31.990 --> 00:16:36.620 align:center
Yeah...they love screwing your
balls more than any game in the world.

00:16:36.830 --> 00:16:38.310 align:center
I was in so much pain this morning...

00:16:38.390 --> 00:16:40.560 align:center
...that I had to go to
an Indian style toilet instead.

00:16:40.770 --> 00:16:42.510 align:center
But it helped me clear my stomach.

00:16:43.040 --> 00:16:45.650 align:center
- Can we do something for you?
- Yes.

00:16:46.590 --> 00:16:47.730 align:center
Please help me to put this on.

00:16:49.220 --> 00:16:50.290 align:center
Sister.

00:16:51.290 --> 00:16:53.600 align:center
Tell Shweta. She is your girlfriend.

00:16:53.770 --> 00:16:55.020 align:center
I did tell her.

00:16:55.100 --> 00:16:58.270 align:center
But that small town girl didn't
want to go to the third base directly.

00:16:58.510 --> 00:17:01.550 align:center
- Girls are so insensitive.
- Girls are insensitive!?

00:17:01.960 --> 00:17:04.470 align:center
We even take care of
birthday girl's calories.

00:17:04.550 --> 00:17:07.870 align:center
If the girl is little healthy,
then we don't feed her the cake...

00:17:07.950 --> 00:17:09.530 align:center
...we just put it on his face.

00:17:09.610 --> 00:17:12.090 align:center
And before we go for the treat...

00:17:12.170 --> 00:17:14.820 align:center
...we fix her bedsheet,
pillow, and teddy.

00:17:14.900 --> 00:17:16.510 align:center
- Really?
- Yes.

00:17:16.910 --> 00:17:19.390 align:center
Next time I want to be a girl.

00:17:20.900 --> 00:17:24.730 align:center
By the way,
your problem is GPL, isn't it?

00:17:24.810 --> 00:17:26.210 align:center
And not your birthday.

00:17:26.470 --> 00:17:29.280 align:center
Celebrate your birthday
but with your well-wishers.

00:17:29.970 --> 00:17:32.730 align:center
Like with Akanksha.

00:17:33.260 --> 00:17:35.230 align:center
You'll feel better and no GPL.

00:17:35.310 --> 00:17:37.760 align:center
Oh yes, Akanksha, one with the big...

00:17:38.580 --> 00:17:41.150 align:center
- Thoughts. Right.
- It's not that big.

00:17:42.090 --> 00:17:43.100 align:center
Thoughts.

00:17:43.740 --> 00:17:46.170 align:center
Why should I celebrate it with someone
who doesn't remember my birthday?

00:17:46.420 --> 00:17:48.160 align:center
I mean once upon a time I had a crush.

00:17:48.340 --> 00:17:49.690 align:center
But now it's all over.

00:17:51.020 --> 00:17:51.890 align:center
Liar.

00:17:52.370 --> 00:17:55.400 align:center
She even gave me her number,
but I deleted it.

00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:57.070 align:center
Not even in touch anymore.

00:17:57.390 --> 00:18:03.430 align:center
I see...no wonder your focus
is on experiments these days.

00:18:03.450 --> 00:18:04.430 align:center
Hmm.

00:18:05.280 --> 00:18:06.730 align:center
So forget her.

00:18:07.220 --> 00:18:09.000 align:center
Celebrate it with someone else.

00:18:09.390 --> 00:18:10.970 align:center
Like...

00:18:11.990 --> 00:18:13.030 align:center
..me.

00:18:17.600 --> 00:18:18.530 align:center
With us.

00:18:18.730 --> 00:18:21.890 align:center
- Yes, let's go.
- Go where?

00:18:21.970 --> 00:18:24.850 align:center
- Let me think first.
- What's there to think?

00:18:25.220 --> 00:18:28.270 align:center
I mean you won't get
this opportunity again.

00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:31.710 align:center
Birthday is the only special
day in every student's life.

00:18:32.040 --> 00:18:35.360 align:center
Come on, no excuses. And anyway,
I do all the work in the lab.

00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:37.160 align:center
Consider you're giving me a treat for that.

00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:39.440 align:center
Brother. Think about it.

00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:43.310 align:center
No one gets to celebrate
his birthday without GPL.

00:18:52.800 --> 00:18:55.460 align:center
Look, bro, I got the flavor
the one you asked for.

00:18:55.640 --> 00:18:58.720 align:center
But I thought 2 pounds will
be too much, so I brought only 1 Kg.

00:18:58.800 --> 00:19:00.140 align:center
Great.

00:19:00.540 --> 00:19:02.670 align:center
And yes, I didn't bring the candles.

00:19:02.750 --> 00:19:04.380 align:center
Looks fucked up.

00:19:04.770 --> 00:19:07.370 align:center
Sweetness is appreciated in cakes, not guys.

00:19:08.750 --> 00:19:11.790 align:center
Everything is ready.
Let's turn off the lights and wait.

00:19:11.870 --> 00:19:13.250 align:center
Ankit will be here any moment.

00:19:13.330 --> 00:19:15.850 align:center
As soon as he comes
we will all shout...

00:19:15.930 --> 00:19:17.820 align:center
Surprise.

00:19:17.900 --> 00:19:21.800 align:center
I'll be in the front.
I want to see the look on his face.

00:19:22.320 --> 00:19:27.280 align:center
We'll turn off the lights.
But let me see the cake first.

00:19:30.280 --> 00:19:34.410 align:center
I hope our poor friend dosen't well
up seeing this beautiful cake.

00:19:35.180 --> 00:19:37.090 align:center
I am sure he has seen
such beautiful cakes...

00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:38.730 align:center
...only on the other
side of the window.

00:19:38.810 --> 00:19:42.700 align:center
- Yes.
- Guys, he has got such good friends.

00:19:48.370 --> 00:19:50.680 align:center
Candlelight gives you the feel. Right?

00:19:52.020 --> 00:19:53.100 align:center
Huh?

00:19:54.370 --> 00:19:55.810 align:center
Birthday feeling.

00:19:56.270 --> 00:19:57.280 align:center
Yes.

00:19:58.430 --> 00:20:01.250 align:center
If I knew that we were going
to celebrate my birthday...

00:20:01.790 --> 00:20:03.730 align:center
...I would've called some more people.

00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.150 align:center
Look! Here comes more people.

00:20:09.470 --> 00:20:11.620 align:center
You didn't cut it yet, did you?
Thank God.

00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:17.150 align:center
Actually I had to climb stairs,
and my gluteus maximus gave up.

00:20:17.360 --> 00:20:18.090 align:center
What?

00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:20.750 align:center
Ass! His ass gave up.

00:20:21.600 --> 00:20:22.980 align:center
Shall we cut the cake?

00:20:23.060 --> 00:20:24.390 align:center
- Yes.
- It's been a while.

00:20:24.470 --> 00:20:28.210 align:center
Let's take a picture.
You know, memories.

00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:31.240 align:center
Give it to me.

00:20:43.910 --> 00:20:47.050 align:center
Shhhh...someone's coming.
Someone's coming.

00:20:50.700 --> 00:20:53.620 align:center
Surprise...

00:20:54.510 --> 00:20:58.460 align:center
Guys, It's me.
I looked everywhere. He isn't there.

00:20:58.630 --> 00:21:00.340 align:center
When you knew...

00:21:00.370 --> 00:21:02.260 align:center
...that I'll burst
the popper once the light turns on

00:21:02.300 --> 00:21:04.190 align:center
...why didn't you tell me before?

00:21:04.520 --> 00:21:06.290 align:center
Asshole, this was the last
popper that you made me burst.

00:21:06.980 --> 00:21:09.220 align:center
- Did you check the bathroom?
- Three times.

00:21:09.590 --> 00:21:11.060 align:center
I even used it once.

00:21:11.140 --> 00:21:12.950 align:center
What the fuck.

00:21:13.810 --> 00:21:15.800 align:center
Chirag, what I was saying is...

00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:19.280 align:center
...now that everyone's here,
let's cut the cake and play 'Mafia'.

00:21:19.360 --> 00:21:20.190 align:center
Beware.

00:21:20.840 --> 00:21:23.970 align:center
No one's going to cut the
cake until Ankit arrives.

00:21:27.080 --> 00:21:29.890 align:center
Who's the asshole who ate the cake?

00:21:31.070 --> 00:21:33.460 align:center
This was going to happen.
How long are we going to wait?

00:21:33.930 --> 00:21:35.840 align:center
It's 12 o'clock and he
isn't even answering his phone.

00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:38.650 align:center
How will he answer his phone?

00:21:38.730 --> 00:21:40.600 align:center
It must be switched off.

00:21:41.370 --> 00:21:44.430 align:center
Poverty makes people do such things.

00:21:45.130 --> 00:21:49.410 align:center
He must be hiding somewhere to
save himself from getting embarrassed.

00:21:50.220 --> 00:21:50.910 align:center
Guys?

00:21:51.290 --> 00:21:52.840 align:center
What if he does something to himself?

00:21:52.890 --> 00:21:55.280 align:center
To hell with this surprise.

00:21:55.400 --> 00:21:58.810 align:center
Announce everywhere on
Whatsapp and on PA system...

00:21:58.830 --> 00:22:01.260 align:center
...to inform us immediately
if they see Ankit anywhere.

00:22:02.560 --> 00:22:03.370 align:center
WhatsApp.

00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:06.420 align:center
Hey!

00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:07.550 align:center
Look at this.

00:22:09.520 --> 00:22:11.300 align:center
Motherfucker.

00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:13.530 align:center
Zivame bra in 400 only.

00:22:13.740 --> 00:22:15.670 align:center
Idiot! I'm not talking about the add.
Look at the centre.

00:22:15.790 --> 00:22:17.190 align:center
The photo.

00:22:23.220 --> 00:22:24.640 align:center
Ass...

00:22:25.440 --> 00:22:28.210 align:center
'Happy birthday to you.'

00:22:28.290 --> 00:22:31.090 align:center
'Happy birthday to you.'

00:22:31.170 --> 00:22:33.610 align:center
'Happy birthday dear Ankit.'

00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:35.780 align:center
First, he lied to us.

00:22:36.120 --> 00:22:38.780 align:center
And then he turned out to be such a miser.

00:22:39.320 --> 00:22:41.660 align:center
He has money, not for his friends.

00:22:41.730 --> 00:22:42.650 align:center
But definitely for the girl.

00:22:49.630 --> 00:22:50.860 align:center
It's quite tasty.

00:22:50.940 --> 00:22:54.310 align:center
Now, this boy's going
to get LPL and not GPL.

00:22:54.390 --> 00:22:55.950 align:center
- Come on.
- Come on.

00:22:59.110 --> 00:23:00.400 align:center
Thank you, guys.

00:23:01.990 --> 00:23:08.280 align:center
I thought my first birthday
in college will turn out to be very sad.

00:23:09.270 --> 00:23:11.640 align:center
But after cutting this
cake, I feel so special.

00:23:14.060 --> 00:23:15.660 align:center
I will never forget this day.

00:23:15.860 --> 00:23:17.540 align:center
I won't forget either.

00:23:18.030 --> 00:23:22.760 align:center
You know why? Because
I have a photographic memory.

00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:24.610 align:center
How did they find out?

00:23:25.270 --> 00:23:28.090 align:center
Fuck! Fuck!

00:23:29.840 --> 00:23:31.560 align:center
How did you guys find out?

00:23:31.660 --> 00:23:32.730 align:center
Huh!

00:23:32.990 --> 00:23:34.500 align:center
What a coincidence.

00:23:34.580 --> 00:23:36.580 align:center
And Chirag, you were absolutely right.

00:23:36.630 --> 00:23:39.370 align:center
It turns out my birthday is today!

00:23:40.590 --> 00:23:41.880 align:center
But it's good
that you guys came.

00:23:41.980 --> 00:23:43.740 align:center
I was going to call
you guys at 12 o'clock.

00:23:45.040 --> 00:23:48.360 align:center
Oh no, its past 12 o'clock.

00:23:49.620 --> 00:23:52.100 align:center
Thanks for coming guys.
Come. Let's cut the cake.

00:23:53.050 --> 00:23:54.130 align:center
They've got me a very nice cake.

00:23:54.350 --> 00:23:56.630 align:center
Yes...even our cake is pretty nice.

00:23:56.940 --> 00:23:59.340 align:center
But we don't have
someone to cut the cake.

00:24:00.560 --> 00:24:04.230 align:center
Well, it was nice knowing you,
Ankit Pandey.

00:24:04.740 --> 00:24:09.190 align:center
Have a great life. Happy birthday.

00:24:09.270 --> 00:24:10.700 align:center
What...

00:24:10.780 --> 00:24:12.530 align:center
I said I am sorry.
What do you want now?

00:24:12.610 --> 00:24:15.210 align:center
Hold on. When did he say sorry?

00:24:18.190 --> 00:24:20.060 align:center
Sorry, bro. I am very sorry. Really...

00:24:20.260 --> 00:24:23.460 align:center
Congratulations, he said sorry.

00:24:23.540 --> 00:24:26.880 align:center
You have money to splurge on the girl,
but not on us.

00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:28.700 align:center
Let it be, Jhantoo bro.

00:24:28.990 --> 00:24:30.610 align:center
It's not his fault.

00:24:30.710 --> 00:24:35.370 align:center
If he has feelings for Nabhomita
Bhardwaj and not for us.

00:24:35.710 --> 00:24:36.890 align:center
Absolutely nothing.

00:24:36.990 --> 00:24:40.860 align:center
He might be in love with the girl,
but is Lolly his relative.

00:24:40.930 --> 00:24:43.380 align:center
What are you guys saying?

00:24:44.320 --> 00:24:48.030 align:center
I've saved 1450 rupees for your treat.

00:24:48.110 --> 00:24:51.620 align:center
Then what the hell
are you doing here?

00:24:51.820 --> 00:24:53.230 align:center
Why didn't you come to the hostel?

00:24:55.150 --> 00:24:56.460 align:center
Because he was scared of GPL.

00:24:56.830 --> 00:24:58.550 align:center
Yes, you heard it right.

00:24:58.770 --> 00:25:01.480 align:center
This poor soul was scared of GPL.

00:25:01.900 --> 00:25:04.280 align:center
And he should.
Because he is a human being.

00:25:04.360 --> 00:25:06.910 align:center
And if an empowered gemini
like me hadn't encouraged him today...

00:25:06.990 --> 00:25:08.700 align:center
...then he wouldn't have
celebrated his birthday today.

00:25:09.790 --> 00:25:11.170 align:center
You guys call yourself his friends.

00:25:11.810 --> 00:25:12.840 align:center
You should be ashamed.

00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:16.550 align:center
Hey, drama queen!
Don't waste so much time.

00:25:16.660 --> 00:25:19.180 align:center
And you...bloody wimp.

00:25:19.390 --> 00:25:21.070 align:center
It was such a small thing.
Couldn't you have told us?

00:25:21.300 --> 00:25:21.920 align:center
No.

00:25:22.560 --> 00:25:24.890 align:center
As if you guys would
have listened to me.

00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:28.030 align:center
You are not the professor
that we wouldn't have listened.

00:25:28.750 --> 00:25:30.360 align:center
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.400 align:center
It means you were scared
of GPL and went into hiding...

00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:35.230 align:center
...and now you were celebrating...

00:25:35.410 --> 00:25:36.840 align:center
Are you crazy?

00:25:36.920 --> 00:25:38.730 align:center
Sorry, Chirag.

00:25:39.370 --> 00:25:43.700 align:center
You know that I am a wimp.

00:25:43.780 --> 00:25:45.590 align:center
That you are.

00:25:48.290 --> 00:25:49.520 align:center
Listen, everyone.

00:25:49.600 --> 00:25:51.450 align:center
From today we have
a new rule in the wing.

00:25:51.790 --> 00:25:54.310 align:center
If you have any issue,
please speak up.

00:25:54.690 --> 00:25:57.010 align:center
We'll take a democratic decision.

00:25:57.090 --> 00:25:58.490 align:center
- Done?
- Done.

00:25:58.570 --> 00:25:59.870 align:center
- Done.
- Jhantoo.

00:25:59.950 --> 00:26:01.060 align:center
Yeah, done.

00:26:01.140 --> 00:26:03.370 align:center
- There's no GPL. Go on.
- Leave everyone.

00:26:03.450 --> 00:26:06.250 align:center
These guys will turn
this hostel into girls hostel.

00:26:06.330 --> 00:26:08.600 align:center
- Why are they making new rules now?
- You...

00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:10.030 align:center
Whose birthday is it next?

00:26:10.110 --> 00:26:12.960 align:center
You guys were convinced so easily.

00:26:13.380 --> 00:26:15.390 align:center
And I was thinking
weird things about them.

00:26:18.070 --> 00:26:19.820 align:center
Come on guys, I'll give you a treat.
Come on.

00:26:19.900 --> 00:26:22.380 align:center
- Hold this.
- Let's cut the cake.

00:26:22.460 --> 00:26:23.760 align:center
- Yes, let's cut the cake first.
- Come on.

00:26:23.840 --> 00:26:25.900 align:center
- Come Jhantoo, sit down.
-Yes.

00:26:25.980 --> 00:26:28.450 align:center
- Come on.
- Bloody Lolly.

00:26:31.280 --> 00:26:34.630 align:center
Girls compliment each other
to bond amongst themselves.

00:26:34.710 --> 00:26:36.250 align:center
Even share their bras.

00:26:36.330 --> 00:26:41.120 align:center
But boys abuse,
humiliate each other to bond.

00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:42.810 align:center
Even beat each other.

00:26:43.450 --> 00:26:46.060 align:center
The tradition of GPL is pretty scary.

00:26:46.190 --> 00:26:49.530 align:center
But in a way,
the root cause is love after all.

00:26:49.970 --> 00:26:56.330 align:center
You never know when love turns into
abuse and eventually into fighting.

00:26:56.540 --> 00:27:00.140 align:center
The small piece for Rakhi.

00:27:01.260 --> 00:27:02.750 align:center
And for you as well.

00:27:02.830 --> 00:27:05.610 align:center
Wait a minute. Let me take a picture.

00:27:05.920 --> 00:27:08.630 align:center
It's the first time he's
feeding cake to his girlfriend.

00:27:09.650 --> 00:27:11.830 align:center
- Done.
- Hold a second, guys.

00:27:11.910 --> 00:27:13.630 align:center
You guys can take a picture,
but we are just friends.

00:27:13.710 --> 00:27:14.760 align:center
And that too from this evening.

00:27:14.840 --> 00:27:17.490 align:center
No-no...we won't get fooled anymore.

00:27:17.570 --> 00:27:18.660 align:center
We would have believed you earlier.

00:27:18.740 --> 00:27:20.010 align:center
- But not here.
- Yes.

00:27:20.080 --> 00:27:23.120 align:center
Really, you guys didn't let anyone know.

00:27:23.160 --> 00:27:25.880 align:center
I've always told him to hook up with the
lab partner instead of Akanksha.

00:27:25.950 --> 00:27:27.190 align:center
But do you know what he used to say?

00:27:27.490 --> 00:27:30.320 align:center
'I'd rather have a girlfriend who'll match up to my standard...

00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:32.170 align:center
...than dating anybody.'

00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:36.550 align:center
- What else did he say?
- They are joking.

00:27:36.630 --> 00:27:41.230 align:center
Just so that we don't suspect
you two, he conjured a bad image of yours.

00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:43.360 align:center
He spoke
a ton of shit about you.

00:27:43.550 --> 00:27:44.600 align:center
Like?

00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:48.760 align:center
Nabhomita is the
Jhantoo of girl's hostel.

00:27:48.840 --> 00:27:53.220 align:center
People have a fashion sense,
but her fashion is nonsense.

00:27:53.300 --> 00:27:57.990 align:center
Who wears a veil over the
lab court and heels under 3/4ths?

00:27:58.630 --> 00:28:00.950 align:center
What was that about her anger?

00:28:01.030 --> 00:28:04.210 align:center
She's full of short temper and blackheads.

00:28:05.090 --> 00:28:06.990 align:center
I didn't say that at all.

00:28:07.080 --> 00:28:09.080 align:center
I am not that creative at all.
Akanksha...

00:28:16.380 --> 00:28:18.510 align:center
- They are talking nonsense.
- Don't be so nervous, Ankit.

00:28:21.110 --> 00:28:23.790 align:center
- No. Chirag is right.
- Yes.

00:28:23.870 --> 00:28:27.320 align:center
- People make fun of their close ones.
- Yeah!

00:28:28.190 --> 00:28:32.630 align:center
Actually guys I just found
out that he loves all of you equally.

00:28:32.710 --> 00:28:33.880 align:center
- Yeah!
- Wow!

00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.080 align:center
- Please...
- He was scared of you the most.

00:28:37.490 --> 00:28:39.420 align:center
He said there's no point in explaining to the dimwit...

00:28:39.500 --> 00:28:42.000 align:center
...who couldn't understand
the syllabus in the last four years.

00:28:44.410 --> 00:28:46.350 align:center
He also called you terrible.

00:28:47.190 --> 00:28:50.470 align:center
But...he's very
comfortable with the two of you.

00:28:50.490 --> 00:28:51.530 align:center
Yes.

00:28:51.590 --> 00:28:57.340 align:center
Jaat's a bull-brain, ignorant and
will do whatever Chirag asks.

00:28:57.690 --> 00:29:00.430 align:center
And it'll be a cakewalk to convince Chirag.

00:29:01.340 --> 00:29:03.760 align:center
- After all he's a closeted gay.
- What...

00:29:03.840 --> 00:29:05.300 align:center
He has a deep-seated crush on me.

00:29:05.760 --> 00:29:07.890 align:center
He just wants to sleep with me.

00:29:08.820 --> 00:29:11.820 align:center
How dare he taint
your pure friendship.

00:29:12.350 --> 00:29:15.200 align:center
Bro, she's trying to provoke you.

00:29:15.460 --> 00:29:18.560 align:center
Ankit, we're not kids.

00:29:19.830 --> 00:29:22.000 align:center
It's clear that she is the provoker...

00:29:23.450 --> 00:29:25.870 align:center
...and you're the traitor.

00:29:26.130 --> 00:29:30.430 align:center
Jaat...why do I feel that
the majority is with me?

00:29:30.830 --> 00:29:33.120 align:center
- Because it is.
- What do you mean?

00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:35.440 align:center
What?

00:29:36.130 --> 00:29:38.270 align:center
Look, bro, you said no GPL.

00:29:38.350 --> 00:29:43.330 align:center
No one can celebrate
their birthday without GPL.

00:29:44.250 --> 00:29:45.620 align:center
Chirag.

00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:48.920 align:center
Let's get the motherfucker!

00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:50.730 align:center
Asshole...

00:29:52.730 --> 00:29:55.290 align:center
Catch him! Asshole!

00:29:58.740 --> 00:30:00.120 align:center
Wait, bastard.

00:30:07.030 --> 00:30:10.100 align:center
- No. No.
- Get that bastard.

00:30:12.060 --> 00:30:15.480 align:center
One...two...three...

00:30:15.560 --> 00:30:17.500 align:center
Beat him, assholes.