WEBVTT 00:26.160 --> 00:28.490 You shoudn't have run, Ankit. 00:34.100 --> 00:35.260 Woke up? 00:36.080 --> 00:37.880 Good you woke up by yourself. 00:37.970 --> 00:39.740 I didn't want to wake you up. 00:40.090 --> 00:41.550 You were dreaming, weren't you? 00:41.630 --> 00:44.300 Just wait, your dream will definitely come true. 00:44.340 --> 00:46.080 I hope not. 00:50.000 --> 00:51.120 Why did you want to wake me up? 00:51.190 --> 00:53.400 To show you a trick. Wait. 00:56.500 --> 01:02.770 If you're wearing an underwear, then it must be brown in colour. 01:04.040 --> 01:05.800 With 5 holes. 01:06.240 --> 01:09.840 Out of which, two of them are big. Elliptical. 01:11.040 --> 01:11.880 Surprised? 01:13.600 --> 01:14.960 Hey, don't be scared. 01:15.240 --> 01:18.120 It's not some magical superpower, Just pure logic. 01:18.540 --> 01:21.570 You must be dying to know what the logic is. 01:21.760 --> 01:22.880 Then listen. 01:22.960 --> 01:25.990 Your blue, green, grey and red underwear is right here. 01:26.070 --> 01:28.450 So which one would you be wearing? Obviously the brown one. 01:29.550 --> 01:30.730 And what about the holes? 01:30.810 --> 01:32.980 You change in the room every day. 01:33.060 --> 01:35.670 And my memory is photographic. 01:35.750 --> 01:38.250 Once I see it, I never forget. 01:38.330 --> 01:39.690 This is how I am. 01:39.770 --> 01:41.570 But you can look somewhere else, right? 01:42.240 --> 01:42.830 Huh? 01:42.890 --> 01:45.960 I mean I admit we're roommates, but this is a little inappropriate. 01:46.040 --> 01:46.810 Sorry. 01:47.550 --> 01:49.340 Why do you keep counting my underwears? 01:49.420 --> 01:52.720 I'll give you a gift through SWOT analysis. 01:52.790 --> 01:54.480 Something useful to you. 01:54.570 --> 01:56.570 So I went with this. 01:56.650 --> 01:58.870 But I can't decide the colour. 01:59.210 --> 02:01.230 How about baby pink? 02:01.310 --> 02:02.800 But why do you want to give me a gift? 02:03.020 --> 02:05.190 Because day after tomorrow is your birthday. 02:05.430 --> 02:09.270 Just because we've discussed, doesn't mean you don't act surprised. 02:09.440 --> 02:10.600 Do it like this. 02:11.450 --> 02:12.610 One second. 02:12.690 --> 02:14.200 - My birthday? - Yes. 02:14.360 --> 02:16.090 Who told you that today it's my birthday? 02:16.170 --> 02:18.260 I checked it on FB. 02:18.340 --> 02:20.810 - 19th October. - Not possible. 02:20.890 --> 02:23.180 - Nonsense! - My birthday is on 1st January. 02:23.770 --> 02:25.800 Check it. 02:25.880 --> 02:27.940 I have a photographic memory. 02:34.160 --> 02:35.840 I was so sure. 02:37.120 --> 02:40.560 I even imagined you in baby pink. 02:40.870 --> 02:44.000 How can my photographic memory deceive me? 02:45.040 --> 02:46.460 Show me your ID card? 02:48.710 --> 02:50.850 ID card? Actually... 02:51.820 --> 02:55.700 I could've shown you but it's in the library. 02:56.710 --> 02:57.610 Yes. 02:58.000 --> 02:59.590 And are you doubting me? 03:00.340 --> 03:03.980 I mean...why would I hide my own birthday. 03:04.570 --> 03:10.520 In fact, why will anyone hide his first birthday in college? 03:12.390 --> 03:17.540 "I am on my way." 03:17.620 --> 03:24.700 "Yes I am on my way." 03:25.350 --> 03:27.310 There's a professor in every department... 03:27.740 --> 03:29.750 ...whose wife has eloped with his student. 03:30.320 --> 03:31.840 And you should never take up the courses they offer... 03:31.920 --> 03:33.240 ...because they give you pathetic grades. 03:33.320 --> 03:35.230 But sir, what's harm in that? 03:35.310 --> 03:37.660 But finally she is still in the department. 03:37.740 --> 03:39.360 - This college is filled with assholes. - You're right. 03:39.440 --> 03:42.450 People in my village are more open-minded. 03:42.660 --> 03:48.440 'People, come to Kamatipura Wing. Lolly's GPL s going to begin.' 03:48.470 --> 03:52.780 'Those who love Lolly must leave now. Leave now.' 03:52.860 --> 03:55.420 'And those who hate it, please run.' 03:55.500 --> 03:59.230 'Because you are more in numbers, and only one ass...' 03:59.310 --> 04:01.220 '...which is divided in the middle.' 04:01.300 --> 04:04.820 'Please don't forget to bring your own weapon.' 04:04.900 --> 04:07.560 Now, you understood why I wasn't paying for my food? 04:15.530 --> 04:17.390 Son Govardhan, didn't you hear that people are coming. 04:17.470 --> 04:19.430 What are you doing? Keep the new ones. The costly ones. 04:19.510 --> 04:22.160 And listen, even if they order for tea... 04:22.240 --> 04:23.700 ...don't forget to ask for extra cheese. 04:23.780 --> 04:26.370 Everyone is going to say yes. Now everyone get back to work. 04:31.160 --> 04:35.160 Look, please don't judge us. This is our tradition. 04:35.670 --> 04:38.600 Every place has its own unique tradition... 04:38.980 --> 04:41.780 ...and only people that belong to that place understand and abide by it. 04:42.060 --> 04:44.150 Like Tomatina in Spain. 04:44.230 --> 04:46.670 Halloween in America. 04:46.750 --> 04:48.540 Arranged marriages in India. 04:48.620 --> 04:51.680 Similarly, GPL happens in hostels. 04:52.060 --> 04:55.320 By hearing the term GPL you must be thinking... 04:55.400 --> 04:56.570 ...that it's an abbreviation for something... 04:56.650 --> 04:58.280 ...sophisticated like Gross Product Limited. 04:58.530 --> 05:03.240 But no, it means "Gaand Pe Laat" (Kick your ass). 05:03.320 --> 05:04.760 That's it. Simple. 05:18.570 --> 05:20.660 'Lolly's going to get screwed.' 05:20.740 --> 05:22.190 'And he deserves it too.' 05:22.270 --> 05:25.400 'He's the topper and has a girlfriend.' 05:25.480 --> 05:27.570 'You can't expect people to come empty-handed...' 05:27.600 --> 05:29.070 '...on such a great man's birthday.' 05:29.150 --> 05:33.570 'Some will carry slippers, some Action, and some will make use of their hand.' 05:34.310 --> 05:39.020 'But the most trusted weapon of choice is Slipper.' 05:39.940 --> 05:45.900 'The scared prey keeps requesting, makes excuses, fights until the end.' 05:45.970 --> 05:47.830 'But once he's lifted up in the air...' 05:47.910 --> 05:49.960 - '...he accepts his fate.' - Lolly. Lolly. 05:50.040 --> 05:52.150 - Lolly... Lolly... - 'At the stroke of the midnight hour...' 05:52.230 --> 05:53.840 '...when the whole world sleeps...' 05:53.920 --> 05:55.940 - '...these animals start their GPL.' - Lolly... Lolly... 05:56.020 --> 05:58.050 - 'But first...' - Search him. 06:03.580 --> 06:04.890 Look. 06:05.370 --> 06:08.070 This is how he was saving his pride. 06:08.730 --> 06:13.000 Lolly! Lolly! Lolly! 06:13.740 --> 06:18.280 'And with the strike of the first slipper...the silence prevails.' 06:19.190 --> 06:20.590 'It's called the realization of pain.' 06:21.340 --> 06:24.620 'Then the second strike on the second ass cheek.' 06:24.700 --> 06:27.970 'This is called LHS is equal to RHS.' 06:28.050 --> 06:33.000 'And followed by a number of strikes squaring both the sides.' 06:33.100 --> 06:36.520 'Even if he's crying, requesting, or begging, they're not going to stop.' 06:36.600 --> 06:40.760 'These things happen only with students, or with B-grade heroines.' 06:40.840 --> 06:42.360 'Just like police interrogation... 06:42.440 --> 06:44.800 ...here too the person confesses to anything.' 06:45.360 --> 06:47.150 My mother is blind, my sister is a negro. 06:47.230 --> 06:49.850 - I am gay. Have mercy on me. - Shut up asshole. 06:49.930 --> 06:56.390 'GPL finally ends once the victim's ass becomes redder than a baboon's, or...' 07:01.270 --> 07:05.470 'But these so called friends who are like snakes, don't leave you so easily.' 07:05.550 --> 07:07.130 Well, how about a treat now? 07:07.210 --> 07:10.710 Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. 07:10.790 --> 07:14.990 Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. Treat. 07:15.360 --> 07:16.960 I don't know about schools. 07:17.210 --> 07:20.640 But birthdays in hostels are totally ass-whacking. 07:21.540 --> 07:25.080 The amateurs wear towels inside their pants. 07:25.160 --> 07:27.680 And studs wear 4 to 5 underwears. 07:27.760 --> 07:33.800 But legends disappear from the hostel on their birthdays. 07:37.290 --> 07:39.960 I am telling you he is lying. 07:40.030 --> 07:42.380 No, that asshole was telling the truth. 07:42.470 --> 07:45.420 1st January is the default birthday on FB. 07:45.500 --> 07:47.200 And he changed it to that. 07:47.530 --> 07:50.160 I am talking about the gift, not the date. 07:50.390 --> 07:51.870 Why do we have to give him a gift? 07:52.600 --> 07:54.680 - But... - Are you from girl's school? 07:54.820 --> 07:56.380 Later, you'll say we must give him a greeting card as well. 07:56.460 --> 07:59.340 Who gives greeting cards? Nonsense. 08:00.010 --> 08:01.950 - Look Jaat, balloon. - Throw it. 08:02.270 --> 08:04.890 It's for Ankit's party... 08:04.970 --> 08:07.660 So...what brings you two here? 08:08.150 --> 08:10.510 He's been bothering me since last night. 08:10.670 --> 08:12.150 Please explain to him. 08:12.360 --> 08:14.560 He thinks that tonight it's Ankit's birthday... 08:14.590 --> 08:16.410 ...but he changed the date... 08:16.470 --> 08:19.510 ...from 19th October to 1st January on FB to hide from us. 08:19.600 --> 08:20.940 Now you explain to him. 08:21.340 --> 08:22.260 Do you have any evidence? 08:22.370 --> 08:25.520 1st January is the default birthday on FB. 08:25.600 --> 08:27.430 He changed it to that. 08:28.220 --> 08:29.850 You don't believe me, do you? 08:30.870 --> 08:33.110 Wait. Look. 08:33.190 --> 08:39.910 Ankit's email ID. 'ankit.pa1910@gmail.com' 08:40.360 --> 08:46.520 Why will he write 1910 after Ankit Pa? Why? 08:48.420 --> 08:52.440 19th October, it's his birth date. 08:52.530 --> 08:55.150 Maybe he misspelled Pandey. 08:55.230 --> 08:56.270 Who does that? 08:56.350 --> 08:58.630 But why will he write numbers? 08:59.120 --> 09:00.900 You don't believe me either. 09:01.590 --> 09:04.180 I swear on the end semesters... 09:04.200 --> 09:06.060 ...he's definitely hiding something. 09:07.130 --> 09:08.400 Okay, wait. 09:08.490 --> 09:10.450 When I asked him for his ID card... 09:10.450 --> 09:13.030 ...he said he went to the library and left it there. 09:13.110 --> 09:14.800 - Balls. - He's lying. 09:15.590 --> 09:17.400 This evidence should've been submitted earlier. 09:17.500 --> 09:20.300 Yes. He's lying to his own wingmates. Where is he? 09:20.510 --> 09:24.320 - Pandey, you bloody... - Bro. He isn't here since morning. 09:24.510 --> 09:28.410 Yes. It's the first saturday where he hasn't slept till the afternoon. 09:29.860 --> 09:31.530 Where did he go on a holiday? 09:31.930 --> 09:32.980 Don't know. 09:53.080 --> 09:54.450 What are you doing here? 09:55.540 --> 09:57.050 - Magazines? - Yes. 09:58.000 --> 10:00.270 But it's in the counter which is downstairs. 10:01.850 --> 10:04.230 But how would you know it. 10:04.880 --> 10:06.970 Yeah, I don't come here as frequently as you. 10:07.530 --> 10:11.200 I am sure the staff here treats you pretty well now. 10:14.240 --> 10:16.710 Haha...so funny. 10:17.440 --> 10:20.980 I would've replied, but since it's your birthday, I spared you. 10:21.270 --> 10:22.530 Whose birthday? Is it your birthday? 10:22.610 --> 10:24.730 Happy birthday! Because it's not my birthday. You can check it on FB. 10:25.490 --> 10:27.810 I've seen it many times. 19th October. 10:28.000 --> 10:29.610 But you changed it two days back, right? 10:29.890 --> 10:30.680 Why? 10:31.920 --> 10:33.040 Well... 10:34.470 --> 10:35.900 Why do you stalk me? 10:36.160 --> 10:38.360 Hello...it's not stalking when girls do it. 10:38.720 --> 10:39.930 - I see. - It's a research. 10:40.580 --> 10:43.430 By the way, why did you change your birthday? 10:44.210 --> 10:46.180 - Actually... - To hide your age? 10:46.380 --> 10:48.370 But why will someone lie to hide their age... 10:50.460 --> 10:52.550 Tell me honestly, you're from a girl's school, aren't you? 10:53.010 --> 10:54.930 You used to play stapu in the lunch break, right? 10:55.150 --> 10:57.760 At least I am thinking. Nonsense. 10:59.180 --> 11:03.130 I know why he lied. 11:04.030 --> 11:08.150 The reason is the way you guys celebrate birthdays here. 11:09.090 --> 11:11.600 He's also from a small town like me. 11:12.390 --> 11:15.360 Back home, people remember birthdays of their calves... 11:15.740 --> 11:17.430 ...but not their own children. 11:18.180 --> 11:19.800 If you ever ask them about my birth date. 11:19.880 --> 11:23.440 They will say when Shishpal was shot for the 3rd time 11:24.440 --> 11:27.060 In villages, they don't celebrate birthdays with pomp and show. 11:27.730 --> 11:29.880 And here, everyone wants a treat. 11:29.960 --> 11:32.540 The entire wing, the entire department. 11:33.350 --> 11:35.180 And Ankit is the Dopa. 11:35.390 --> 11:38.730 Wankers will come running for a treat. 11:39.450 --> 11:42.580 And it will cost at least 5000 rupees. 11:43.770 --> 11:46.400 How he'll arrange so much money? 11:47.680 --> 11:49.110 He belongs to a poor family. 11:49.610 --> 11:52.010 No. I don't think so. 11:52.090 --> 11:53.570 Wrack your brain. 11:54.390 --> 11:57.100 We don't focus on little things. 11:59.600 --> 12:02.380 One day both of us went out to eat snacks. 12:02.460 --> 12:04.050 He was standing right next to me. 12:04.130 --> 12:05.550 And I asked the vendor... 12:05.630 --> 12:07.590 'Uncle, what's the best thing in your menu?' 12:07.670 --> 12:10.100 'I've sweet and hot savories. Both taste good.' 12:10.180 --> 12:11.860 'You tell me, what would you like to have?' 12:11.940 --> 12:13.970 'And Ankit said. I'll have only half plate.' 12:14.050 --> 12:17.120 'And then uncle said I don't serve half plate.' 12:17.200 --> 12:19.890 'And Ankit said, everyone serves half plate back home.' 12:19.970 --> 12:22.780 'I only eat half plate. Jaat, you go ahead.' 12:22.860 --> 12:25.500 'And then this beggar comes and says...' 12:26.790 --> 12:28.700 'Spare us some loose change in the name of God.' 12:28.780 --> 12:30.810 'An then Ankit said I don't have change.' 12:30.890 --> 12:34.250 'And then kid said, why are you here if you don't have change?' 12:34.330 --> 12:36.700 'Come, sit next to me. We'll both earn something.' 12:36.860 --> 12:38.420 'Get lost!' 12:43.530 --> 12:44.630 See... 12:46.070 --> 12:48.160 Our friend is so poor. 12:49.040 --> 12:51.040 He can't even afford a full plate of snacks. 12:51.120 --> 12:53.080 Even his underwear has holes in it. 12:53.450 --> 12:55.060 But I've never realized. 12:56.660 --> 12:57.660 It's okay. 12:57.770 --> 13:00.160 I'll teach him how to manage pocket money. 13:00.230 --> 13:01.470 Everything will be fine. 13:01.520 --> 13:04.500 He will only manage once he has some money in his pocket. 13:05.130 --> 13:06.860 But his whole family is poor. 13:07.100 --> 13:10.130 Your mother is a CA. His father owns a sari shop. 13:10.510 --> 13:13.650 My father runs a dairy business plus cattle mating on the side. 13:14.490 --> 13:16.030 What does Ankit's father do? 13:17.150 --> 13:18.180 Don't know. 13:18.300 --> 13:19.960 He never told us. 13:20.670 --> 13:23.320 He would have mentioned if his father did something. 13:24.350 --> 13:26.930 It's very shameful... 13:27.550 --> 13:29.710 ...when you have an educated unemployed father. 13:30.350 --> 13:31.420 Oh shit. 13:31.840 --> 13:35.260 From 'Rich Dad and Poor Dad', he'll only understand 'Poor Dad'. 13:35.310 --> 13:36.450 Fine. 13:38.210 --> 13:39.580 Tell me, what's the plan? 13:40.170 --> 13:41.730 We won't ask him for a treat. 13:42.280 --> 13:43.370 Let's give him a treat instead. 13:43.820 --> 13:45.370 We'll all contribute. 13:46.360 --> 13:47.550 Contribute? 13:48.140 --> 13:49.330 For Ankit? 13:50.930 --> 13:54.260 Actually, we're not that close. 13:54.540 --> 13:56.090 We're just acquaintance. 13:56.470 --> 13:57.710 You guys go ahead. 13:58.430 --> 14:00.290 Is this GPL or a 3rd degree torture? 14:00.480 --> 14:02.500 Who celebrates birthdays like this? 14:03.400 --> 14:04.110 No. 14:05.300 --> 14:07.160 You call Chirag. 14:07.300 --> 14:08.680 He'll explain to everyone. 14:09.650 --> 14:11.020 I know they are weirdos. 14:11.280 --> 14:14.330 But they can't force you if you say no. 14:15.740 --> 14:19.410 Madam, there is no such thing as 'no means no' amongst guys. 14:19.980 --> 14:21.270 Why not? 14:22.780 --> 14:24.550 We will complain to the warden. 14:26.060 --> 14:28.020 When the warden became the warden... 14:28.320 --> 14:31.340 ...then I am sure even he must have gone through this. 14:33.680 --> 14:35.410 Everyone dominates boys. 14:36.740 --> 14:38.430 But this is totally wrong. 14:38.620 --> 14:42.360 It's your birthday. You must be the one making all the decisions. 14:43.470 --> 14:45.510 If you don't raise your voice today 14:45.670 --> 14:48.420 then you won't be able to celebrate your birthday for the next four years. 14:50.580 --> 14:51.450 Call him. 14:53.480 --> 14:54.750 Call him now! 15:05.820 --> 15:07.590 Fuck. Fuck. 15:08.290 --> 15:09.640 Fuck. 15:21.380 --> 15:22.250 Hi! 15:27.600 --> 15:31.550 750-760-770-780...here you go. 15:31.860 --> 15:33.300 We both contributed 400 each... 15:33.380 --> 15:35.930 ...then how can it still be only 780 rupees? 15:36.090 --> 15:39.220 Since I've to eat later, then just assume that I've taken my share. 15:39.540 --> 15:42.680 Bro, never cheat a poor guy. 15:43.110 --> 15:45.380 He will come back and beg. 15:46.540 --> 15:49.520 For the first time, his parents won't be with him on his birthday. 15:49.600 --> 15:51.200 Now we're are his family. 15:51.280 --> 15:52.950 It's the first birthday in the wing. 15:53.030 --> 15:55.880 Just because he is poor, and wears underwear with holes in it... 15:55.960 --> 15:57.950 ...his father is a looser, doesn't mean we won't celebrate his birthday. 15:58.030 --> 16:00.050 Shut up! I'll... 16:01.000 --> 16:02.100 Stay here. 16:07.570 --> 16:09.560 Keep this. 300 rupees. 16:10.270 --> 16:12.830 - Cigarette? - You can buy anything with this. 16:12.850 --> 16:14.950 This is the bitcoin of campus, my friend. 16:15.180 --> 16:18.550 Friends!? Friends don't listen to your request so easily. 16:18.710 --> 16:20.700 And if they did, then I wouldn't be watching porn here... 16:20.780 --> 16:22.790 ...even though I had a laptop worth 125,000 rupees. 16:22.870 --> 16:24.420 They are just friends for the namesake. 16:24.500 --> 16:27.870 But they are animals, cannibals, cruel. Evil. 16:28.320 --> 16:29.540 Did you hear? 16:30.190 --> 16:31.770 I was trying to explain her the same. 16:31.990 --> 16:36.620 Yeah...they love screwing your balls more than any game in the world. 16:36.830 --> 16:38.310 I was in so much pain this morning... 16:38.390 --> 16:40.560 ...that I had to go to an Indian style toilet instead. 16:40.770 --> 16:42.510 But it helped me clear my stomach. 16:43.040 --> 16:45.650 - Can we do something for you? - Yes. 16:46.590 --> 16:47.730 Please help me to put this on. 16:49.220 --> 16:50.290 Sister. 16:51.290 --> 16:53.600 Tell Shweta. She is your girlfriend. 16:53.770 --> 16:55.020 I did tell her. 16:55.100 --> 16:58.270 But that small town girl didn't want to go to the third base directly. 16:58.510 --> 17:01.550 - Girls are so insensitive. - Girls are insensitive!? 17:01.960 --> 17:04.470 We even take care of birthday girl's calories. 17:04.550 --> 17:07.870 If the girl is little healthy, then we don't feed her the cake... 17:07.950 --> 17:09.530 ...we just put it on his face. 17:09.610 --> 17:12.090 And before we go for the treat... 17:12.170 --> 17:14.820 ...we fix her bedsheet, pillow, and teddy. 17:14.900 --> 17:16.510 - Really? - Yes. 17:16.910 --> 17:19.390 Next time I want to be a girl. 17:20.900 --> 17:24.730 By the way, your problem is GPL, isn't it? 17:24.810 --> 17:26.210 And not your birthday. 17:26.470 --> 17:29.280 Celebrate your birthday but with your well-wishers. 17:29.970 --> 17:32.730 Like with Akanksha. 17:33.260 --> 17:35.230 You'll feel better and no GPL. 17:35.310 --> 17:37.760 Oh yes, Akanksha, one with the big... 17:38.580 --> 17:41.150 - Thoughts. Right. - It's not that big. 17:42.090 --> 17:43.100 Thoughts. 17:43.740 --> 17:46.170 Why should I celebrate it with someone who doesn't remember my birthday? 17:46.420 --> 17:48.160 I mean once upon a time I had a crush. 17:48.340 --> 17:49.690 But now it's all over. 17:51.020 --> 17:51.890 Liar. 17:52.370 --> 17:55.400 She even gave me her number, but I deleted it. 17:55.480 --> 17:57.070 Not even in touch anymore. 17:57.390 --> 18:03.430 I see...no wonder your focus is on experiments these days. 18:03.450 --> 18:04.430 Hmm. 18:05.280 --> 18:06.730 So forget her. 18:07.220 --> 18:09.000 Celebrate it with someone else. 18:09.390 --> 18:10.970 Like... 18:11.990 --> 18:13.030 ..me. 18:17.600 --> 18:18.530 With us. 18:18.730 --> 18:21.890 - Yes, let's go. - Go where? 18:21.970 --> 18:24.850 - Let me think first. - What's there to think? 18:25.220 --> 18:28.270 I mean you won't get this opportunity again. 18:28.480 --> 18:31.710 Birthday is the only special day in every student's life. 18:32.040 --> 18:35.360 Come on, no excuses. And anyway, I do all the work in the lab. 18:35.680 --> 18:37.160 Consider you're giving me a treat for that. 18:37.240 --> 18:39.440 Brother. Think about it. 18:39.680 --> 18:43.310 No one gets to celebrate his birthday without GPL. 18:52.800 --> 18:55.460 Look, bro, I got the flavor the one you asked for. 18:55.640 --> 18:58.720 But I thought 2 pounds will be too much, so I brought only 1 Kg. 18:58.800 --> 19:00.140 Great. 19:00.540 --> 19:02.670 And yes, I didn't bring the candles. 19:02.750 --> 19:04.380 Looks fucked up. 19:04.770 --> 19:07.370 Sweetness is appreciated in cakes, not guys. 19:08.750 --> 19:11.790 Everything is ready. Let's turn off the lights and wait. 19:11.870 --> 19:13.250 Ankit will be here any moment. 19:13.330 --> 19:15.850 As soon as he comes we will all shout... 19:15.930 --> 19:17.820 Surprise. 19:17.900 --> 19:21.800 I'll be in the front. I want to see the look on his face. 19:22.320 --> 19:27.280 We'll turn off the lights. But let me see the cake first. 19:30.280 --> 19:34.410 I hope our poor friend dosen't well up seeing this beautiful cake. 19:35.180 --> 19:37.090 I am sure he has seen such beautiful cakes... 19:37.170 --> 19:38.730 ...only on the other side of the window. 19:38.810 --> 19:42.700 - Yes. - Guys, he has got such good friends. 19:48.370 --> 19:50.680 Candlelight gives you the feel. Right? 19:52.020 --> 19:53.100 Huh? 19:54.370 --> 19:55.810 Birthday feeling. 19:56.270 --> 19:57.280 Yes. 19:58.430 --> 20:01.250 If I knew that we were going to celebrate my birthday... 20:01.790 --> 20:03.730 ...I would've called some more people. 20:06.680 --> 20:09.150 Look! Here comes more people. 20:09.470 --> 20:11.620 You didn't cut it yet, did you? Thank God. 20:11.960 --> 20:17.150 Actually I had to climb stairs, and my gluteus maximus gave up. 20:17.360 --> 20:18.090 What? 20:18.400 --> 20:20.750 Ass! His ass gave up. 20:21.600 --> 20:22.980 Shall we cut the cake? 20:23.060 --> 20:24.390 - Yes. - It's been a while. 20:24.470 --> 20:28.210 Let's take a picture. You know, memories. 20:29.880 --> 20:31.240 Give it to me. 20:43.910 --> 20:47.050 Shhhh...someone's coming. Someone's coming. 20:50.700 --> 20:53.620 Surprise... 20:54.510 --> 20:58.460 Guys, It's me. I looked everywhere. He isn't there. 20:58.630 --> 21:00.340 When you knew... 21:00.370 --> 21:02.260 ...that I'll burst the popper once the light turns on 21:02.300 --> 21:04.190 ...why didn't you tell me before? 21:04.520 --> 21:06.290 Asshole, this was the last popper that you made me burst. 21:06.980 --> 21:09.220 - Did you check the bathroom? - Three times. 21:09.590 --> 21:11.060 I even used it once. 21:11.140 --> 21:12.950 What the fuck. 21:13.810 --> 21:15.800 Chirag, what I was saying is... 21:16.240 --> 21:19.280 ...now that everyone's here, let's cut the cake and play 'Mafia'. 21:19.360 --> 21:20.190 Beware. 21:20.840 --> 21:23.970 No one's going to cut the cake until Ankit arrives. 21:27.080 --> 21:29.890 Who's the asshole who ate the cake? 21:31.070 --> 21:33.460 This was going to happen. How long are we going to wait? 21:33.930 --> 21:35.840 It's 12 o'clock and he isn't even answering his phone. 21:37.250 --> 21:38.650 How will he answer his phone? 21:38.730 --> 21:40.600 It must be switched off. 21:41.370 --> 21:44.430 Poverty makes people do such things. 21:45.130 --> 21:49.410 He must be hiding somewhere to save himself from getting embarrassed. 21:50.220 --> 21:50.910 Guys? 21:51.290 --> 21:52.840 What if he does something to himself? 21:52.890 --> 21:55.280 To hell with this surprise. 21:55.400 --> 21:58.810 Announce everywhere on Whatsapp and on PA system... 21:58.830 --> 22:01.260 ...to inform us immediately if they see Ankit anywhere. 22:02.560 --> 22:03.370 WhatsApp. 22:05.680 --> 22:06.420 Hey! 22:06.640 --> 22:07.550 Look at this. 22:09.520 --> 22:11.300 Motherfucker. 22:11.920 --> 22:13.530 Zivame bra in 400 only. 22:13.740 --> 22:15.670 Idiot! I'm not talking about the add. Look at the centre. 22:15.790 --> 22:17.190 The photo. 22:23.220 --> 22:24.640 Ass... 22:25.440 --> 22:28.210 'Happy birthday to you.' 22:28.290 --> 22:31.090 'Happy birthday to you.' 22:31.170 --> 22:33.610 'Happy birthday dear Ankit.' 22:33.680 --> 22:35.780 First, he lied to us. 22:36.120 --> 22:38.780 And then he turned out to be such a miser. 22:39.320 --> 22:41.660 He has money, not for his friends. 22:41.730 --> 22:42.650 But definitely for the girl. 22:49.630 --> 22:50.860 It's quite tasty. 22:50.940 --> 22:54.310 Now, this boy's going to get LPL and not GPL. 22:54.390 --> 22:55.950 - Come on. - Come on. 22:59.110 --> 23:00.400 Thank you, guys. 23:01.990 --> 23:08.280 I thought my first birthday in college will turn out to be very sad. 23:09.270 --> 23:11.640 But after cutting this cake, I feel so special. 23:14.060 --> 23:15.660 I will never forget this day. 23:15.860 --> 23:17.540 I won't forget either. 23:18.030 --> 23:22.760 You know why? Because I have a photographic memory. 23:23.000 --> 23:24.610 How did they find out? 23:25.270 --> 23:28.090 Fuck! Fuck! 23:29.840 --> 23:31.560 How did you guys find out? 23:31.660 --> 23:32.730 Huh! 23:32.990 --> 23:34.500 What a coincidence. 23:34.580 --> 23:36.580 And Chirag, you were absolutely right. 23:36.630 --> 23:39.370 It turns out my birthday is today! 23:40.590 --> 23:41.880 But it's good that you guys came. 23:41.980 --> 23:43.740 I was going to call you guys at 12 o'clock. 23:45.040 --> 23:48.360 Oh no, its past 12 o'clock. 23:49.620 --> 23:52.100 Thanks for coming guys. Come. Let's cut the cake. 23:53.050 --> 23:54.130 They've got me a very nice cake. 23:54.350 --> 23:56.630 Yes...even our cake is pretty nice. 23:56.940 --> 23:59.340 But we don't have someone to cut the cake. 24:00.560 --> 24:04.230 Well, it was nice knowing you, Ankit Pandey. 24:04.740 --> 24:09.190 Have a great life. Happy birthday. 24:09.270 --> 24:10.700 What... 24:10.780 --> 24:12.530 I said I am sorry. What do you want now? 24:12.610 --> 24:15.210 Hold on. When did he say sorry? 24:18.190 --> 24:20.060 Sorry, bro. I am very sorry. Really... 24:20.260 --> 24:23.460 Congratulations, he said sorry. 24:23.540 --> 24:26.880 You have money to splurge on the girl, but not on us. 24:26.960 --> 24:28.700 Let it be, Jhantoo bro. 24:28.990 --> 24:30.610 It's not his fault. 24:30.710 --> 24:35.370 If he has feelings for Nabhomita Bhardwaj and not for us. 24:35.710 --> 24:36.890 Absolutely nothing. 24:36.990 --> 24:40.860 He might be in love with the girl, but is Lolly his relative. 24:40.930 --> 24:43.380 What are you guys saying? 24:44.320 --> 24:48.030 I've saved 1450 rupees for your treat. 24:48.110 --> 24:51.620 Then what the hell are you doing here? 24:51.820 --> 24:53.230 Why didn't you come to the hostel? 24:55.150 --> 24:56.460 Because he was scared of GPL. 24:56.830 --> 24:58.550 Yes, you heard it right. 24:58.770 --> 25:01.480 This poor soul was scared of GPL. 25:01.900 --> 25:04.280 And he should. Because he is a human being. 25:04.360 --> 25:06.910 And if an empowered gemini like me hadn't encouraged him today... 25:06.990 --> 25:08.700 ...then he wouldn't have celebrated his birthday today. 25:09.790 --> 25:11.170 You guys call yourself his friends. 25:11.810 --> 25:12.840 You should be ashamed. 25:12.920 --> 25:16.550 Hey, drama queen! Don't waste so much time. 25:16.660 --> 25:19.180 And you...bloody wimp. 25:19.390 --> 25:21.070 It was such a small thing. Couldn't you have told us? 25:21.300 --> 25:21.920 No. 25:22.560 --> 25:24.890 As if you guys would have listened to me. 25:25.400 --> 25:28.030 You are not the professor that we wouldn't have listened. 25:28.750 --> 25:30.360 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 25:30.440 --> 25:33.400 It means you were scared of GPL and went into hiding... 25:33.480 --> 25:35.230 ...and now you were celebrating... 25:35.410 --> 25:36.840 Are you crazy? 25:36.920 --> 25:38.730 Sorry, Chirag. 25:39.370 --> 25:43.700 You know that I am a wimp. 25:43.780 --> 25:45.590 That you are. 25:48.290 --> 25:49.520 Listen, everyone. 25:49.600 --> 25:51.450 From today we have a new rule in the wing. 25:51.790 --> 25:54.310 If you have any issue, please speak up. 25:54.690 --> 25:57.010 We'll take a democratic decision. 25:57.090 --> 25:58.490 - Done? - Done. 25:58.570 --> 25:59.870 - Done. - Jhantoo. 25:59.950 --> 26:01.060 Yeah, done. 26:01.140 --> 26:03.370 - There's no GPL. Go on. - Leave everyone. 26:03.450 --> 26:06.250 These guys will turn this hostel into girls hostel. 26:06.330 --> 26:08.600 - Why are they making new rules now? - You... 26:08.680 --> 26:10.030 Whose birthday is it next? 26:10.110 --> 26:12.960 You guys were convinced so easily. 26:13.380 --> 26:15.390 And I was thinking weird things about them. 26:18.070 --> 26:19.820 Come on guys, I'll give you a treat. Come on. 26:19.900 --> 26:22.380 - Hold this. - Let's cut the cake. 26:22.460 --> 26:23.760 - Yes, let's cut the cake first. - Come on. 26:23.840 --> 26:25.900 - Come Jhantoo, sit down. -Yes. 26:25.980 --> 26:28.450 - Come on. - Bloody Lolly. 26:31.280 --> 26:34.630 Girls compliment each other to bond amongst themselves. 26:34.710 --> 26:36.250 Even share their bras. 26:36.330 --> 26:41.120 But boys abuse, humiliate each other to bond. 26:41.200 --> 26:42.810 Even beat each other. 26:43.450 --> 26:46.060 The tradition of GPL is pretty scary. 26:46.190 --> 26:49.530 But in a way, the root cause is love after all. 26:49.970 --> 26:56.330 You never know when love turns into abuse and eventually into fighting. 26:56.540 --> 27:00.140 The small piece for Rakhi. 27:01.260 --> 27:02.750 And for you as well. 27:02.830 --> 27:05.610 Wait a minute. Let me take a picture. 27:05.920 --> 27:08.630 It's the first time he's feeding cake to his girlfriend. 27:09.650 --> 27:11.830 - Done. - Hold a second, guys. 27:11.910 --> 27:13.630 You guys can take a picture, but we are just friends. 27:13.710 --> 27:14.760 And that too from this evening. 27:14.840 --> 27:17.490 No-no...we won't get fooled anymore. 27:17.570 --> 27:18.660 We would have believed you earlier. 27:18.740 --> 27:20.010 - But not here. - Yes. 27:20.080 --> 27:23.120 Really, you guys didn't let anyone know. 27:23.160 --> 27:25.880 I've always told him to hook up with the lab partner instead of Akanksha. 27:25.950 --> 27:27.190 But do you know what he used to say? 27:27.490 --> 27:30.320 'I'd rather have a girlfriend who'll match up to my standard... 27:30.400 --> 27:32.170 ...than dating anybody.' 27:34.750 --> 27:36.550 - What else did he say? - They are joking. 27:36.630 --> 27:41.230 Just so that we don't suspect you two, he conjured a bad image of yours. 27:41.240 --> 27:43.360 He spoke a ton of shit about you. 27:43.550 --> 27:44.600 Like? 27:44.680 --> 27:48.760 Nabhomita is the Jhantoo of girl's hostel. 27:48.840 --> 27:53.220 People have a fashion sense, but her fashion is nonsense. 27:53.300 --> 27:57.990 Who wears a veil over the lab court and heels under 3/4ths? 27:58.630 --> 28:00.950 What was that about her anger? 28:01.030 --> 28:04.210 She's full of short temper and blackheads. 28:05.090 --> 28:06.990 I didn't say that at all. 28:07.080 --> 28:09.080 I am not that creative at all. Akanksha... 28:16.380 --> 28:18.510 - They are talking nonsense. - Don't be so nervous, Ankit. 28:21.110 --> 28:23.790 - No. Chirag is right. - Yes. 28:23.870 --> 28:27.320 - People make fun of their close ones. - Yeah! 28:28.190 --> 28:32.630 Actually guys I just found out that he loves all of you equally. 28:32.710 --> 28:33.880 - Yeah! - Wow! 28:33.960 --> 28:37.080 - Please... - He was scared of you the most. 28:37.490 --> 28:39.420 He said there's no point in explaining to the dimwit... 28:39.500 --> 28:42.000 ...who couldn't understand the syllabus in the last four years. 28:44.410 --> 28:46.350 He also called you terrible. 28:47.190 --> 28:50.470 But...he's very comfortable with the two of you. 28:50.490 --> 28:51.530 Yes. 28:51.590 --> 28:57.340 Jaat's a bull-brain, ignorant and will do whatever Chirag asks. 28:57.690 --> 29:00.430 And it'll be a cakewalk to convince Chirag. 29:01.340 --> 29:03.760 - After all he's a closeted gay. - What... 29:03.840 --> 29:05.300 He has a deep-seated crush on me. 29:05.760 --> 29:07.890 He just wants to sleep with me. 29:08.820 --> 29:11.820 How dare he taint your pure friendship. 29:12.350 --> 29:15.200 Bro, she's trying to provoke you. 29:15.460 --> 29:18.560 Ankit, we're not kids. 29:19.830 --> 29:22.000 It's clear that she is the provoker... 29:23.450 --> 29:25.870 ...and you're the traitor. 29:26.130 --> 29:30.430 Jaat...why do I feel that the majority is with me? 29:30.830 --> 29:33.120 - Because it is. - What do you mean? 29:34.160 --> 29:35.440 What? 29:36.130 --> 29:38.270 Look, bro, you said no GPL. 29:38.350 --> 29:43.330 No one can celebrate their birthday without GPL. 29:44.250 --> 29:45.620 Chirag. 29:45.700 --> 29:48.920 Let's get the motherfucker! 29:49.000 --> 29:50.730 Asshole... 29:52.730 --> 29:55.290 Catch him! Asshole! 29:58.740 --> 30:00.120 Wait, bastard. 30:07.030 --> 30:10.100 - No. No. - Get that bastard. 30:12.060 --> 30:15.480 One...two...three... 30:15.560 --> 30:17.500 Beat him, assholes.