WEBVTT 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:22.240 align:center You took the readings already. 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:24.560 align:center And without showing it to TA ma'am. 00:00:25.520 --> 00:00:27.480 align:center Chirag has already performed this experiment yesterday. 00:00:27.560 --> 00:00:28.840 align:center And these are the readings. 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:29.800 align:center I'm sure. 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:31.960 align:center But that's cheating. 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:35.640 align:center Cheating is when this fucking salt.... 00:00:35.720 --> 00:00:38.960 align:center ...will absorb all the KmNo4 and won't change color. 00:00:39.680 --> 00:00:41.680 align:center Write it down. It's all right. Write it down. 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:44.800 align:center No. I will follow the procedure. 00:00:46.400 --> 00:00:47.760 align:center Fine. Do it. 00:00:49.160 --> 00:00:53.160 align:center But...I am going to fully utilize my three hours. 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:57.400 align:center It says 8ml here, you've added extra. 00:00:57.480 --> 00:00:58.720 align:center No, it's correct. 00:00:58.800 --> 00:01:01.720 align:center If I get a single reading wrong, then the professor will give me a score of 9. 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:03.760 align:center - Ravi, I... - Give me. I will suck it. Give me. 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:05.760 align:center - No, I will do it. Listen, Ravi. - You don't know, man. 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:07.240 align:center What's going on here? 00:01:07.320 --> 00:01:09.760 align:center Ma'am, she's not letting me suck. 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.920 align:center - She's very bad at sucking. - I suck like a pro. 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.680 align:center Ma'am, he always hijacks the experiment. 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:17.080 align:center - He doesn't let me do anything. - Teja, don't dominate. 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:20.360 align:center This is a lab, not your bedroom. You don't respect your partner. 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:22.320 align:center Groups like yours always keep fighting... 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:23.600 align:center ...and never get the right reading... 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:27.440 align:center ..and the professors think that us TA's provide the wrong chemicals. 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:30.840 align:center Thank God there are some nice groups like them. 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:32.320 align:center They perform the experiments together... 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.680 align:center ...and get readings exactly like the one in the manual. 00:01:35.320 --> 00:01:36.800 align:center - All set? - Yes, ma'am. 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:38.920 align:center We were just beginning to take the readings. 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:40.240 align:center Good. 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:44.400 align:center Actually, ma'am, this success is not just my handwork alone. 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:46.520 align:center She has also contributed to it. 00:01:47.680 --> 00:01:49.000 align:center In fact, more than me. 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:50.960 align:center Okay. 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:11.120 align:center If you don't mind, can I ask for help? 00:02:12.160 --> 00:02:13.640 align:center Why not? 00:02:30.440 --> 00:02:31.600 align:center You... 00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:34.560 align:center ...cannot touch anything here. 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:37.280 align:center You might spill the acid. 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.360 align:center And acid should never fall on girls. 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:41.240 align:center - Ohh. - Yes. 00:02:41.880 --> 00:02:43.400 align:center It's NaOH. 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.360 align:center Very good. And what's that? 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:48.960 align:center You were saying something. 00:02:49.600 --> 00:02:50.520 align:center That's the problem. 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:52.800 align:center - I am terrible at practicals. - Okay. 00:02:52.880 --> 00:02:54.640 align:center You see...I am from the SSC Board. 00:02:54.720 --> 00:02:56.960 align:center So we didn't study chemistry in depth. 00:02:57.480 --> 00:02:59.280 align:center No, no, I am from ICSE board. 00:02:59.520 --> 00:03:01.160 align:center Very deep chemistry. 00:03:02.880 --> 00:03:04.320 align:center So, will you teach me? 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:14.720 align:center Every student is a unique element... 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:17.520 align:center ...who make their own unique bonds. 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:20.600 align:center Like Carbon, ready to bond with anyone. 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.080 align:center Or Uranium. 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:24.720 align:center So unstable that no one wants to bond. 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:26.000 align:center There are some from the F block as well... 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:29.000 align:center ...who belong to this group, but they are different. 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:32.200 align:center But maximum heat is produced... 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:36.640 align:center ...when chlorine which is looking for electron finds sodium instead... 00:03:36.720 --> 00:03:39.680 align:center ...which desperately wants to share an electron. 00:04:04.920 --> 00:04:07.880 align:center Gentlemen and assholes. 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:11.920 align:center You'll soon have your first sister-in-law. 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:17.120 align:center - Who? Who? Who? - Akanksha. Akanksha. Akanksha. 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:19.840 align:center You mean Akanksha who has those big... thoughts. 00:04:19.920 --> 00:04:23.920 align:center - That's right. - Listen, think before you speak. 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:26.720 align:center They are not that huge. 00:04:27.400 --> 00:04:28.880 align:center Thoughts. 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:30.720 align:center But who did she fall for? 00:04:30.960 --> 00:04:32.320 align:center Him. 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:35.080 align:center Exactly, you useless assholes. You should be ashamed of him. 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:37.200 align:center But how did this happen? 00:04:37.280 --> 00:04:38.920 align:center - Let's continue our game first. - Shut up. 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:40.640 align:center Tell us how did you she fall for you? 00:04:40.770 --> 00:04:43.520 align:center Please don't listen to Jhantoo 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:46.160 align:center No one has fallen for me, and I don't want anyone either. 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:48.080 align:center Hey...then when do you want someone to fall for you? 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:50.160 align:center Have you thought about the future? 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.800 align:center Rascals, you should learn from Leo. 00:04:51.880 --> 00:04:54.360 align:center He's your age, but he's been having regular sex for two years. 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:57.080 align:center And if he can do it, then you can too. 00:04:57.400 --> 00:04:59.680 align:center This bloody wing is filled with assholes. 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:03.160 align:center But if he doesn't want to, then why are you forcing him? 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:04.680 align:center Because I have seen the world. 00:05:04.760 --> 00:05:06.360 align:center Girls don't approach someone daily. 00:05:06.440 --> 00:05:08.280 align:center The entrance exam you've cracked is nothing compared... 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:09.920 align:center ...to the competition that's here for girls. 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:12.280 align:center Sex ration is already 100:09. 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.120 align:center And there are only three girls who look better than me. 00:05:15.200 --> 00:05:16.320 align:center If you don't grab the opportunity now... 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:17.840 align:center ...then soon they will all be taken. 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:20.200 align:center Then you'll scrape through the first three semesters watching porn. 00:05:20.280 --> 00:05:21.360 align:center After that, there will come a day... 00:05:21.440 --> 00:05:22.960 align:center ...when you'll need viagra to even watch porn. 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:26.120 align:center And you won't know when you'll turn from a normal human being... 00:05:26.200 --> 00:05:29.720 align:center ...to a lonely, pervert uncle, giving advice to people. 00:05:30.680 --> 00:05:33.920 align:center Vishwa Tyagi, I am coming! 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:39.280 align:center Sounds bitter, but it's true. 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:42.120 align:center And there's an entire crowd trying for a girl like Akanksha. 00:05:42.200 --> 00:05:44.880 align:center Seniors, TA, professors, lesbians. 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:48.040 align:center With this ordinary physique and waiter like looks... 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:50.680 align:center ...she can fall for you only in a black swan event. 00:05:50.760 --> 00:05:52.360 align:center And now that she's falling for you, don't act cocky. 00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:54.320 align:center No, no, I won't. 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.160 align:center I just said it to look like a dude in front of them. 00:05:57.440 --> 00:05:58.920 align:center But what happened? 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:03.080 align:center She came to him asking for help, and he...refused. 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:04.200 align:center - What? - What? 00:06:04.280 --> 00:06:06.680 align:center I didn't say no. 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:11.080 align:center I mean she was asking me about 'titration theory' and I myself copy from him. 00:06:11.160 --> 00:06:12.680 align:center You should have said yes, you ass.... 00:06:12.760 --> 00:06:15.120 align:center I mean I could've explained it to you. 00:06:15.200 --> 00:06:16.560 align:center Yes, exactly. 00:06:16.640 --> 00:06:18.600 align:center You could've told her anything in the name of titration. 00:06:18.680 --> 00:06:20.720 align:center She doesn't know anything, so she wouldn't have known. 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:23.960 align:center At least you both could've talked. 00:06:24.040 --> 00:06:26.160 align:center Today you two held hands, tomorrow... 00:06:27.080 --> 00:06:28.480 align:center What? 00:06:28.640 --> 00:06:30.080 align:center You held her hands? 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:31.040 align:center Yeah. 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:33.400 align:center Fuck. 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:37.520 align:center But dude, listen if your love story picks up... 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:39.760 align:center ...then your first night will be in the girl's hostel. 00:06:40.200 --> 00:06:43.200 align:center I don't want you two inside the room... 00:06:43.280 --> 00:06:45.680 align:center ...and Chirag and I are outside the door, waiting for you to finish. 00:06:45.760 --> 00:06:47.320 align:center Shut up, don't talk nonsense. 00:06:47.400 --> 00:06:48.720 align:center Let something happen first. 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:53.560 align:center Listen, Ankit. I'm saying, don't listen to any of them. 00:06:53.640 --> 00:06:55.480 align:center Just email her and tell 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:56.840 align:center that you will help. 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.000 align:center I will teach you everything by tomorrow. 00:06:59.200 --> 00:07:01.080 align:center We should help everyone, right? 00:07:01.200 --> 00:07:03.480 align:center No matter how cute one is. 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:06.600 align:center Or how big someone's thoughts are. 00:07:08.280 --> 00:07:09.400 align:center No violence. 00:07:12.800 --> 00:07:14.480 align:center No many people know that the word titration... 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:18.400 align:center ...was first used in 1828 by Gay Lussac. 00:07:21.440 --> 00:07:24.080 align:center 'Gay... Sacs...' 00:07:28.640 --> 00:07:31.280 align:center Titration is a very cute experiment. 00:07:31.440 --> 00:07:35.920 align:center When the right titrants...find the right titrant... 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:38.960 align:center ...then their color changes. 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:43.320 align:center Like this one. 00:07:47.280 --> 00:07:48.200 align:center Write it down. 00:07:48.280 --> 00:07:56.440 align:center "Let me come closer...for a little while." 00:07:56.520 --> 00:08:04.960 align:center "I am the one...you were waiting for." 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:13.120 align:center "Hold my hand...for a moment." 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:20.960 align:center "I am the one...you were waiting for." 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.200 align:center "Many promises..." 00:08:23.280 --> 00:08:25.080 align:center "Many desires..." 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:29.440 align:center "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 00:08:29.520 --> 00:08:33.640 align:center "I had this desire all the while to spends my days in your arms." 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:39.080 align:center "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 00:08:39.160 --> 00:08:45.320 align:center "Since you came in my life..." 00:08:45.400 --> 00:08:55.840 align:center "...look how...the scenes have changed." 00:08:55.920 --> 00:09:02.080 align:center "Since you came in my life..." 00:09:02.160 --> 00:09:12.040 align:center "...look how...the scenes have changed." 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:33.440 align:center I kept explaining it to her and she kept understanding. 00:09:33.760 --> 00:09:36.280 align:center Did you touch her hand today? 00:09:37.400 --> 00:09:39.280 align:center No, Chirag. 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:43.920 align:center I touched her heart today. 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:02.240 align:center - Akanksha's message. - What is she saying? 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:08.160 align:center - Hi. - Oh my! 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.880 align:center I don't think her intentions are good. 00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:20.320 align:center Wow! 00:10:29.360 --> 00:10:30.680 align:center Hey... 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:36.120 align:center He threw you out too, didn't he? 00:10:36.760 --> 00:10:41.680 align:center Just wait and watch, soon everyone will become a stranger to him. 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.960 align:center A wretch can ruin an entire family. 00:10:54.040 --> 00:10:56.640 align:center (incoherent chatter) 00:11:00.560 --> 00:11:03.040 align:center You're looking very happy. 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:08.120 align:center I swear Jhantoo if it wasn't for you then I would've given up long ago. 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:10.440 align:center - Thanks a lot. - Show me the messages. 00:11:10.680 --> 00:11:11.960 align:center What are you saying, Jhantoo? 00:11:12.040 --> 00:11:13.480 align:center How can I show you my private messages? 00:11:13.560 --> 00:11:15.320 align:center You're feeling shy of your own wing mates. 00:11:15.400 --> 00:11:17.070 align:center We slept nude together. 00:11:17.100 --> 00:11:17.840 align:center Huh? 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.520 align:center When? 00:11:20.520 --> 00:11:21.760 align:center Then who was that guy? 00:11:21.880 --> 00:11:23.040 align:center Anyway. 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:25.480 align:center Fine. Don't show. Tell me what she is saying. 00:11:25.880 --> 00:11:27.440 align:center Nothing special. 00:11:27.520 --> 00:11:29.320 align:center Just hi, hello, what did you eat?... 00:11:29.400 --> 00:11:31.120 align:center What did you eat? When did you sleep? 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:34.000 align:center Did you study or not? Why didn't you attend the lecture? 00:11:34.080 --> 00:11:35.320 align:center Yes, actually. 00:11:35.400 --> 00:11:37.800 align:center Only mothers care so much. 00:11:37.880 --> 00:11:41.160 align:center Either your, or the mother of your kids. 00:11:41.920 --> 00:11:44.320 align:center But bro, isn't this happening all too soon? 00:11:44.400 --> 00:11:47.000 align:center Yes Jhantoo, love doesn't happen so soon. 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:48.320 align:center Are you in love or not? Tell me. 00:11:48.400 --> 00:11:50.320 align:center Are you in love or not? Don't hide from your wing mates? 00:11:50.400 --> 00:11:53.040 align:center He won't. He won't. Tell us. 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:54.920 align:center - Yes. - Exactly. 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:57.440 align:center Then it can happen to her too. Got it? 00:11:57.560 --> 00:12:00.160 align:center She has put in all the efforts she could. 00:12:00.560 --> 00:12:01.960 align:center Now we must handle the rest. 00:12:02.040 --> 00:12:04.120 align:center - How? - Pay the bill first. 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:08.920 align:center Talk to her about personal things. 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:11.440 align:center Try to understand. What kind of a relationship is she looking for? 00:12:11.520 --> 00:12:14.200 align:center Steady long term or just free sex. 00:12:14.280 --> 00:12:17.240 align:center Free sex? Do you mean other girls charge money? 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:18.520 align:center Finish these noodles. 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.880 align:center Understand her. 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:23.080 align:center Find out about her likes and dislikes. 00:12:23.440 --> 00:12:24.720 align:center Yes. 00:12:24.800 --> 00:12:26.080 align:center One minute. 00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:33.100 align:center Hi. 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:38.320 align:center What is your favorite film? 00:12:40.280 --> 00:12:42.080 align:center Shawshank Redemption. 00:12:42.160 --> 00:12:43.560 align:center - Oh... - And yours? 00:12:45.640 --> 00:12:47.160 align:center Vivaah! 00:12:50.640 --> 00:12:53.640 align:center What do you hate the most? 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:57.360 align:center Ravi Teja. 00:13:03.280 --> 00:13:07.720 align:center Son, when you're in love don't read Ghalib, Meer or Faiz. 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:09.640 align:center Read Anu Malik. 00:13:09.880 --> 00:13:11.680 align:center Because whether it's a bed of roses or thorns... 00:13:11.760 --> 00:13:13.160 align:center ...it has to be your beloved's lane. 00:13:13.560 --> 00:13:17.840 align:center - Don't change like the seasons. - Jhantoo..what do I do now? 00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.160 align:center - Tea? - No. Move aside. 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:21.640 align:center Bloody lover. Asshole. 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:24.480 align:center Try to find out about her family. 00:13:24.680 --> 00:13:26.480 align:center Yeah. 00:13:30.400 --> 00:13:32.320 align:center What does your brother do? 00:13:32.680 --> 00:13:33.840 align:center He's in the Police. 00:13:34.040 --> 00:13:36.000 align:center - What? - Traffic Police. 00:13:38.280 --> 00:13:39.920 align:center I see. Thank God. 00:13:41.160 --> 00:13:43.280 align:center What was the name of your puppy? 00:13:44.800 --> 00:13:46.800 align:center I don't have a puppy. 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:50.120 align:center Maybe, I was confused. 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:55.600 align:center - Why? Do you like puppies? - I love puppies. 00:13:55.920 --> 00:13:58.200 align:center I miss Brownie so much. 00:13:59.280 --> 00:14:00.400 align:center Brownie is so lucky. 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:08.880 align:center "Since you came in my life...look how..." 00:14:16.880 --> 00:14:18.600 align:center I feel... 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:23.400 align:center ...you're a very warm person. 00:14:24.640 --> 00:14:26.160 align:center You really feel that? 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:38.160 align:center And your heart... 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:42.000 align:center Your heart... 00:14:44.880 --> 00:14:46.240 align:center Wait a second. 00:14:48.680 --> 00:14:50.080 align:center - Hey... - Yes. 00:14:50.440 --> 00:14:53.240 align:center How do you say 'comes out' in English? 00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:54.920 align:center Comes out? 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:56.640 align:center Something more interesting. 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.320 align:center Secrete, discharge, ejaculate. 00:14:58.400 --> 00:15:00.600 align:center I am talking to Akanksha. 00:15:00.680 --> 00:15:02.280 align:center Exudes. 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.480 align:center Exudes. 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:13.040 align:center And your heart exudes boundless compassion. 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.400 align:center Are you crazy? 00:15:18.160 --> 00:15:20.760 align:center What did you make me write? 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:22.240 align:center - What? - Means... 00:15:24.640 --> 00:15:27.760 align:center She means...You're crazy! 00:15:28.880 --> 00:15:30.600 align:center - Ohh... - Yes. 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:35.600 align:center You're crazy! 00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:40.240 align:center - Listen? - Yes. 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:44.240 align:center Hope you are not mad at me? 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:46.280 align:center No. Why? 00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:52.760 align:center You called me crazy, so I got scared. 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:56.120 align:center You really are crazy. 00:16:04.880 --> 00:16:06.280 align:center Hi. 00:16:09.560 --> 00:16:10.840 align:center Hi. 00:16:18.880 --> 00:16:21.360 align:center If reactions could happen so easily... 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:24.040 align:center ...then are we fools to run such a big lab? 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:29.120 align:center I didn't say it, my guide says so, whenever I submit my thesis. 00:16:29.520 --> 00:16:33.000 align:center They say that bonds don't happen only when the elements want it to happen. 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:35.000 align:center Some reactions don't occur... 00:16:35.080 --> 00:16:39.400 align:center ...because there is a barrier of many unwanted molecules between them. 00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:43.680 align:center The bond occurs when both the atoms break free from their existing bond... 00:16:43.740 --> 00:16:47.640 align:center ...and cross the social hindrance with full activation energy. 00:16:48.040 --> 00:16:51.480 align:center Then those bonds will automatically become double and then triple. 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:53.320 align:center Engagement, when he gets placed. 00:16:53.680 --> 00:16:55.160 align:center Wedding, once he gets a job. 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:58.520 align:center And as soon as the bonus arrives... Bonus. 00:16:58.680 --> 00:16:59.960 align:center But before all this... 00:17:00.040 --> 00:17:02.520 align:center Like it's said in the GR Batla Publication's... 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:08.280 align:center ...textbook of Organic chemistry for Competition by Shree OP Tandon. 00:17:08.600 --> 00:17:12.520 align:center You must cross the steric hindrance. 00:17:13.000 --> 00:17:15.240 align:center She must have gotten conscious in front of the TA 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:19.040 align:center Your impression is good, but she gets yelled at all the time. 00:17:19.160 --> 00:17:22.160 align:center How could she express her feelings in front of the TA? 00:17:22.280 --> 00:17:23.880 align:center She did look conscious. 00:17:24.080 --> 00:17:27.600 align:center Or maybe she got what she wanted and now she doesn't need you. 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:29.160 align:center Then why did she message him? 00:17:30.040 --> 00:17:35.720 align:center It takes decent girls a lot of time to accept openly. 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:39.840 align:center When I called her she texted back saying there are people around. 00:17:39.920 --> 00:17:43.600 align:center Hey...if she's messaging you, then message her. 00:17:44.040 --> 00:17:46.200 align:center When she'll be comfortable to call, she will call you. 00:17:46.560 --> 00:17:50.920 align:center And things that girls say on chats, don't happen in real life. 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:52.600 align:center So don't rush. 00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:55.760 align:center You two should enjoy the secret romance for now. 00:17:55.880 --> 00:17:58.520 align:center Initially, she"ll introduce you as a friend. 00:17:58.800 --> 00:18:00.800 align:center Then slowly she will start calling you her boyfriend. 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:04.520 align:center And call you sweetheart, teddy bear, smallie, in private. 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.480 align:center Finally, in the third semester, you two will start going out together. 00:18:09.560 --> 00:18:10.920 align:center And in the fourth semester... 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:14.000 align:center ...you will have a regular entry in the girl's hostel. 00:18:14.840 --> 00:18:17.760 align:center - You mean I've got another year. - Only for going out together. 00:18:17.840 --> 00:18:20.120 align:center - Sex is a year after that. - At the Girl's Hostel. 00:18:20.320 --> 00:18:22.960 align:center You guys can talk respectfully about her. 00:18:23.040 --> 00:18:24.240 align:center I mean she's my wife... 00:18:24.760 --> 00:18:26.480 align:center - What? - Wife? 00:18:27.520 --> 00:18:29.040 align:center I mean she could be. 00:18:29.800 --> 00:18:31.720 align:center I won't talk to you guys if you behave like this. 00:18:31.800 --> 00:18:35.040 align:center Grow up, man. Sex is an expression of love. 00:18:35.280 --> 00:18:37.200 align:center - Mom and dad do it too. - What? 00:18:37.840 --> 00:18:39.560 align:center He's talking about his parents. 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:42.000 align:center Bad people. Brother, in front of them. 00:18:43.320 --> 00:18:46.360 align:center - You're the Dopa, aren't you? - I haven't downloaded anything yet. 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:48.880 align:center Akanksha is my girl. 00:18:49.280 --> 00:18:50.960 align:center If you try to hit on her, you'll regret it. 00:18:51.040 --> 00:18:53.440 align:center Whom are you calling 'my girl'? She is our sister-in-law. 00:18:53.520 --> 00:18:55.920 align:center You are mistaken, sir. Let's talk about this. 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:57.360 align:center There is no mistake. 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:00.120 align:center Akku's friend told me that these two are having a thing. 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:02.320 align:center So what if they are. 00:19:06.120 --> 00:19:07.360 align:center I'll bring boys. 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:09.280 align:center I'll bring boys. 00:19:09.360 --> 00:19:11.480 align:center Akanksha is mine. Only mine. 00:19:11.560 --> 00:19:12.560 align:center Get lost. 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:14.960 align:center I gifted her Ferro Rocher of 549 rupees. 00:19:15.040 --> 00:19:16.920 align:center Get lost. And don't come back again. 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:19.000 align:center I can take on 15 guys like you. 00:19:19.080 --> 00:19:21.560 align:center I am a district level reject of wrestling. 00:19:21.640 --> 00:19:23.200 align:center Asshole. Get lost. 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:26.440 align:center - Get lost. - Get lost. 00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:31.280 align:center - Get lost. - Get lost. 00:19:33.360 --> 00:19:35.920 align:center He gifted her Roger Federer worth 550! 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:37.240 align:center Asshole. 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:39.520 align:center And Ankit, don't be scared. 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:41.200 align:center Why should he be scared? 00:19:41.280 --> 00:19:43.040 align:center She even told her friends now. 00:19:43.120 --> 00:19:46.120 align:center - The girl is ready. Propose her now. - Yes. 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:49.440 align:center But you just said that decent girls take time to open up. 00:19:49.520 --> 00:19:51.440 align:center Don't listen to him. He would've made things worse. 00:19:51.520 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center No. Jaat did the right thing. 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:54.800 align:center Sister-in-law is respected like a mother. 00:19:54.880 --> 00:19:57.480 align:center I know about Sister-in-law but mothers as well? 00:19:58.840 --> 00:20:00.360 align:center Why are you laughing? Keep quiet. 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:02.560 align:center You've started talking too much these days, haven't you Fatso? 00:20:02.920 --> 00:20:04.400 align:center - Chirag. - Yes? 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:08.680 align:center I'm thinking of baring my heart to her. 00:20:10.200 --> 00:20:12.040 align:center How romantic! 00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:14.840 align:center Look, I am getting goosebumps. 00:20:15.320 --> 00:20:16.720 align:center What will you say? 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:19.760 align:center I love you. 00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:23.160 align:center What happened? 00:20:23.320 --> 00:20:25.600 align:center - It's nothing. - Tell me. 00:20:26.040 --> 00:20:29.600 align:center I find 'I love you' very confusing. 00:20:31.840 --> 00:20:34.080 align:center What can be clearer than this? 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:36.740 align:center What will Akanksha say to that? 00:20:36.770 --> 00:20:37.630 align:center What? 00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:40.120 align:center If she says I love you too. 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:44.440 align:center It means I love you and others as well. 00:20:45.280 --> 00:20:46.680 align:center She will say I too love you. 00:20:46.760 --> 00:20:50.960 align:center Yes. That means others love you and so do I. 00:20:51.040 --> 00:20:52.040 align:center What the... 00:20:54.920 --> 00:20:56.760 align:center I'll tell her in Hindi then. 00:20:56.840 --> 00:20:59.000 align:center - Yeah...that's good. Okay? - Yes. 00:20:59.080 --> 00:21:00.520 align:center That will be right. 00:21:01.120 --> 00:21:03.000 align:center In fact, I even wrote a poem for her. 00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:05.400 align:center - Yes. - You mean a poem? 00:21:06.120 --> 00:21:08.120 align:center Yes, that. 00:21:08.280 --> 00:21:09.400 align:center Show me. Show me. 00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:12.400 align:center Go to sleep. Idiots. 00:21:17.040 --> 00:21:19.240 align:center - I will read this out for her. - Yes. That will be right. 00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:21.200 align:center - Isn't it? - Yes. 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:24.680 align:center Wow! 00:21:24.760 --> 00:21:30.000 align:center "I don't realise when the morning arrives while I am chatting with you." 00:21:30.600 --> 00:21:35.000 align:center "I see God in your display picture." 00:21:35.600 --> 00:21:40.280 align:center "Now life is all about you...and only you." 00:21:41.560 --> 00:21:46.840 align:center "I am in love. I am in love only with you." 00:21:48.040 --> 00:21:54.680 align:center "Akku...I am saying this from the bottom of my heart." 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:57.080 align:center "I Love..." 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:03.000 align:center "I am in love with you." 00:22:07.280 --> 00:22:08.440 align:center Are you there? 00:22:11.880 --> 00:22:13.880 align:center I don't want to say anything here. 00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:17.240 align:center Let's meet at the campus restaurant tomorrow. 00:22:18.720 --> 00:22:20.160 align:center Okay. 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:26.760 align:center She is so romantic, man. 00:22:27.600 --> 00:22:29.680 align:center Listen, it's your first date. 00:22:29.760 --> 00:22:31.800 align:center Be there on time with a gift. 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:33.120 align:center Don't forget to apply perfume. 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:35.000 align:center And, don't go like this. 00:22:35.090 --> 00:22:35.990 align:center Go fully prepared. 00:22:55.040 --> 00:22:56.760 align:center Now that's a look. 00:22:57.170 --> 00:22:58.330 align:center Perfect! 00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:17.360 align:center We're sorry, the number you've dialed is not in service at this time. 00:23:20.020 --> 00:23:21.160 align:center First date. 00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:24.320 align:center This day doesn't come in everyone's college life. 00:23:24.680 --> 00:23:27.040 align:center But it has for him. And he is nervous. 00:23:27.480 --> 00:23:30.680 align:center Nervous because for the first time in his life he's over-prepared. 00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:35.360 align:center The gelled hair, the watch, the aww gift... 00:23:35.560 --> 00:23:38.560 align:center ...the party clothes which was meant for his birthday. 00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.880 align:center The wallet filled with money borrowed from friends. 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:43.450 align:center These etiquettes which he has learnt from films. 00:23:43.940 --> 00:23:47.960 align:center Even Bhansali didn't wait so eagerly for 'Padmavati'. 00:23:48.740 --> 00:23:51.240 align:center He will remember this day till death. 00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:01.880 align:center Sir, actually I am waiting for a friend. 00:24:02.120 --> 00:24:03.600 align:center Are you waiting for Akanksha? 00:24:03.930 --> 00:24:06.200 align:center And she isn't answering your phone either. 00:24:06.660 --> 00:24:07.880 align:center Right? 00:24:08.080 --> 00:24:09.200 align:center Do you know why? 00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:11.720 align:center Because she loves... 00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:15.040 align:center ...my puppy more than you. 00:24:17.840 --> 00:24:19.520 align:center He fell for this too! 00:24:21.600 --> 00:24:23.720 align:center You are such an asshole. 00:24:26.040 --> 00:24:27.640 align:center Come out, everyone. 00:24:28.560 --> 00:24:30.480 align:center - Come on. - Come out, everyone. 00:24:31.280 --> 00:24:34.480 align:center Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 00:24:34.560 --> 00:24:36.040 align:center - Loverboy. - Loverboy. 00:24:36.320 --> 00:24:38.520 align:center He thinks he'll impress a girl with a clean shave. 00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:40.360 align:center You're really romantic at heart! 00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:43.760 align:center Look at his face. 00:24:44.360 --> 00:24:47.760 align:center - Here is your Akanksha. - Hi. 00:24:49.840 --> 00:24:50.880 align:center Wait. 00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:55.080 align:center Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:57.800 align:center Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 00:25:14.440 --> 00:25:16.480 align:center 'When did you sleep? Did you study or not?' 00:25:16.560 --> 00:25:19.120 align:center - 'Why didn't you attend the lecture? - Yeah, actually.' 00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:21.640 align:center 'When I called her, she was saying there are people around.' 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:23.520 align:center 'If she's messaging you, then message her back.' 00:25:23.600 --> 00:25:25.840 align:center 'The girl is ready. Propose her now.' 00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:34.080 align:center Akku, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. 00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:35.680 align:center I love... 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:45.080 align:center Bro...he's crying. 00:25:45.800 --> 00:25:48.240 align:center Pull out your phones. Let's take his picture. 00:25:50.800 --> 00:25:53.240 align:center Ankit. Ankit. Ankit, listen. 00:25:58.280 --> 00:25:59.640 align:center Ankit. 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:01.760 align:center Ankit, open the door. 00:26:01.840 --> 00:26:03.520 align:center At least I love you. 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:06.600 align:center Jaat, will he commit suicide? 00:26:06.800 --> 00:26:08.480 align:center He's an asshole. 00:26:08.560 --> 00:26:11.160 align:center - Yes. - It's all right, Ankit. Come on. 00:26:11.360 --> 00:26:14.360 align:center Jhantoo, you're a bad-bad-bad person. 00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:17.120 align:center Really brother, you're such a dog. 00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:20.200 align:center You humiliated him and that too in public. 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.840 align:center - Come out, Ankit. - Ankit. 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:25.840 align:center Open the door, Ankit. 00:26:27.600 --> 00:26:28.760 align:center Look what's written here. 00:26:28.840 --> 00:26:31.320 align:center Akanksha, your eyes are just like my mother's. 00:26:31.400 --> 00:26:33.320 align:center Bloody motherfucker. 00:26:37.120 --> 00:26:38.800 align:center So he says... 00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.120 align:center "Your display picture..." 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:43.000 align:center He could've written it the other way round, but no... 00:26:43.080 --> 00:26:44.080 align:center Look at this nuance. 00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:49.280 align:center - "I see God in your display picture." - Wow! Wow. 00:26:49.360 --> 00:26:53.240 align:center "I am in love with you." 00:26:53.320 --> 00:26:55.160 align:center Your display picture is so nice. 00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:57.040 align:center It's from the facebook, isn't it? 00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:01.000 align:center They made the poor guy cry. 00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:03.920 align:center No one can touch Virat Kohli. 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:05.760 align:center Kohli's going to score. 00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:13.120 align:center Someone get me a brownie, not pastry. 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:16.600 align:center Don't you know that brownie is so lucky? 00:27:16.680 --> 00:27:21.600 align:center "Everything's stubborn." 00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:26.600 align:center "It's the result of your desires." 00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:31.640 align:center "This heart is stubborn." 00:27:31.730 --> 00:27:36.690 align:center "Walks on fire with his eyes closed." 00:27:36.760 --> 00:27:41.680 align:center "Let this storm calm..." 00:27:41.760 --> 00:27:46.760 align:center "Let the naive heart...calm down." 00:27:46.840 --> 00:27:52.000 align:center "Let this storm calm..." 00:27:52.080 --> 00:27:56.800 align:center "Let the naive heart...calm down." 00:27:56.880 --> 00:28:01.360 align:center "Everything's stubborn." 00:28:01.840 --> 00:28:06.920 align:center "It's the reaction of desires." 00:28:07.520 --> 00:28:11.760 align:center "Heart's stubborn." 00:28:12.600 --> 00:28:18.440 align:center "It's the reaction of desires." 00:28:23.290 --> 00:28:26.360 align:center Exudes boundless compassion! 00:28:28.590 --> 00:28:32.030 align:center I told you he will remember this day until his last breath. 00:28:32.790 --> 00:28:35.910 align:center Every man is a little mushy from within. 00:28:36.110 --> 00:28:39.950 align:center But he mustn't reveal it to the world. 00:28:56.820 --> 00:28:57.740 align:center Ankit. 00:29:08.020 --> 00:29:09.380 align:center Your notebook. 00:29:10.620 --> 00:29:11.580 align:center Thanks. 00:29:15.360 --> 00:29:17.180 align:center The poem was quite cheesy. 00:29:19.420 --> 00:29:20.820 align:center But I liked it. 00:29:34.540 --> 00:29:36.220 align:center This is my real number. 00:29:37.180 --> 00:29:39.420 align:center "Asshole..." 00:29:39.500 --> 00:29:40.980 align:center And this look suits you... 00:29:47.260 --> 00:29:50.500 align:center I told you...she will fall for you as soon as you shave. 00:29:50.900 --> 00:29:52.820 align:center You never believed me. 00:29:54.580 --> 00:29:56.900 align:center You got her number, it calls for a treat. 00:29:58.220 --> 00:29:59.340 align:center You want a treat. 00:29:59.420 --> 00:30:00.780 align:center - No, I don't. - No, wait. 00:30:00.860 --> 00:30:03.420 align:center - Call it a favor. - Wait, Jhantoo 00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:04.300 align:center - No. - Listen... 00:30:04.380 --> 00:30:08.700 align:center "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 00:30:08.780 --> 00:30:13.740 align:center "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 00:30:13.820 --> 00:30:18.580 align:center "Your love's made me endure all pain." 00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:23.260 align:center "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards." 00:30:43.390 --> 00:30:45.470 align:center "You've never given me anything." 00:30:45.580 --> 00:30:47.940 align:center "I've got more pain than happiness." 00:30:48.020 --> 00:30:50.300 align:center "You've made my desires run wild." 00:30:50.390 --> 00:30:53.030 align:center "And showed me the dream of a cool life." 00:30:53.100 --> 00:30:55.100 align:center "You've to take me across on the other side..." 00:30:55.180 --> 00:30:57.780 align:center "...and fulfill your promises." 00:30:57.860 --> 00:30:59.940 align:center "How long am I going to curse my fate..." 00:31:00.020 --> 00:31:02.060 align:center "...I want to spend my life with you." 00:31:02.140 --> 00:31:06.500 align:center "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 00:31:06.860 --> 00:31:11.340 align:center "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 00:31:11.660 --> 00:31:16.420 align:center "Your love's made me endure all pain." 00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:22.060 align:center "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards." ."