WEBVTT 00:20.520 --> 00:22.240 You took the readings already. 00:22.760 --> 00:24.560 And without showing it to TA ma'am. 00:25.520 --> 00:27.480 Chirag has already performed this experiment yesterday. 00:27.560 --> 00:28.840 And these are the readings. 00:28.920 --> 00:29.800 I'm sure. 00:30.280 --> 00:31.960 But that's cheating. 00:33.560 --> 00:35.640 Cheating is when this fucking salt.... 00:35.720 --> 00:38.960 ...will absorb all the KmNo4 and won't change color. 00:39.680 --> 00:41.680 Write it down. It's all right. Write it down. 00:41.760 --> 00:44.800 No. I will follow the procedure. 00:46.400 --> 00:47.760 Fine. Do it. 00:49.160 --> 00:53.160 But...I am going to fully utilize my three hours. 00:54.320 --> 00:57.400 It says 8ml here, you've added extra. 00:57.480 --> 00:58.720 No, it's correct. 00:58.800 --> 01:01.720 If I get a single reading wrong, then the professor will give me a score of 9. 01:01.800 --> 01:03.760 - Ravi, I... - Give me. I will suck it. Give me. 01:03.840 --> 01:05.760 - No, I will do it. Listen, Ravi. - You don't know, man. 01:05.840 --> 01:07.240 What's going on here? 01:07.320 --> 01:09.760 Ma'am, she's not letting me suck. 01:09.840 --> 01:11.920 - She's very bad at sucking. - I suck like a pro. 01:12.000 --> 01:13.680 Ma'am, he always hijacks the experiment. 01:13.760 --> 01:17.080 - He doesn't let me do anything. - Teja, don't dominate. 01:17.160 --> 01:20.360 This is a lab, not your bedroom. You don't respect your partner. 01:20.640 --> 01:22.320 Groups like yours always keep fighting... 01:22.400 --> 01:23.600 ...and never get the right reading... 01:23.680 --> 01:27.440 ..and the professors think that us TA's provide the wrong chemicals. 01:27.920 --> 01:30.840 Thank God there are some nice groups like them. 01:30.920 --> 01:32.320 They perform the experiments together... 01:32.400 --> 01:34.680 ...and get readings exactly like the one in the manual. 01:35.320 --> 01:36.800 - All set? - Yes, ma'am. 01:36.880 --> 01:38.920 We were just beginning to take the readings. 01:39.000 --> 01:40.240 Good. 01:40.640 --> 01:44.400 Actually, ma'am, this success is not just my handwork alone. 01:44.480 --> 01:46.520 She has also contributed to it. 01:47.680 --> 01:49.000 In fact, more than me. 01:49.640 --> 01:50.960 Okay. 02:06.120 --> 02:11.120 If you don't mind, can I ask for help? 02:12.160 --> 02:13.640 Why not? 02:30.440 --> 02:31.600 You... 02:33.040 --> 02:34.560 ...cannot touch anything here. 02:34.640 --> 02:37.280 You might spill the acid. 02:37.360 --> 02:39.360 And acid should never fall on girls. 02:39.680 --> 02:41.240 - Ohh. - Yes. 02:41.880 --> 02:43.400 It's NaOH. 02:44.080 --> 02:46.360 Very good. And what's that? 02:47.520 --> 02:48.960 You were saying something. 02:49.600 --> 02:50.520 That's the problem. 02:50.600 --> 02:52.800 - I am terrible at practicals. - Okay. 02:52.880 --> 02:54.640 You see...I am from the SSC Board. 02:54.720 --> 02:56.960 So we didn't study chemistry in depth. 02:57.480 --> 02:59.280 No, no, I am from ICSE board. 02:59.520 --> 03:01.160 Very deep chemistry. 03:02.880 --> 03:04.320 So, will you teach me? 03:12.120 --> 03:14.720 Every student is a unique element... 03:14.800 --> 03:17.520 ...who make their own unique bonds. 03:17.600 --> 03:20.600 Like Carbon, ready to bond with anyone. 03:20.680 --> 03:22.080 Or Uranium. 03:22.160 --> 03:24.720 So unstable that no one wants to bond. 03:24.800 --> 03:26.000 There are some from the F block as well... 03:26.080 --> 03:29.000 ...who belong to this group, but they are different. 03:29.200 --> 03:32.200 But maximum heat is produced... 03:32.280 --> 03:36.640 ...when chlorine which is looking for electron finds sodium instead... 03:36.720 --> 03:39.680 ...which desperately wants to share an electron. 04:04.920 --> 04:07.880 Gentlemen and assholes. 04:07.960 --> 04:11.920 You'll soon have your first sister-in-law. 04:12.000 --> 04:17.120 - Who? Who? Who? - Akanksha. Akanksha. Akanksha. 04:17.200 --> 04:19.840 You mean Akanksha who has those big... thoughts. 04:19.920 --> 04:23.920 - That's right. - Listen, think before you speak. 04:24.360 --> 04:26.720 They are not that huge. 04:27.400 --> 04:28.880 Thoughts. 04:28.960 --> 04:30.720 But who did she fall for? 04:30.960 --> 04:32.320 Him. 04:32.400 --> 04:35.080 Exactly, you useless assholes. You should be ashamed of him. 04:35.240 --> 04:37.200 But how did this happen? 04:37.280 --> 04:38.920 - Let's continue our game first. - Shut up. 04:39.000 --> 04:40.640 Tell us how did you she fall for you? 04:40.770 --> 04:43.520 Please don't listen to Jhantoo 04:43.720 --> 04:46.160 No one has fallen for me, and I don't want anyone either. 04:46.240 --> 04:48.080 Hey...then when do you want someone to fall for you? 04:48.600 --> 04:50.160 Have you thought about the future? 04:50.480 --> 04:51.800 Rascals, you should learn from Leo. 04:51.880 --> 04:54.360 He's your age, but he's been having regular sex for two years. 04:54.600 --> 04:57.080 And if he can do it, then you can too. 04:57.400 --> 04:59.680 This bloody wing is filled with assholes. 04:59.760 --> 05:03.160 But if he doesn't want to, then why are you forcing him? 05:03.240 --> 05:04.680 Because I have seen the world. 05:04.760 --> 05:06.360 Girls don't approach someone daily. 05:06.440 --> 05:08.280 The entrance exam you've cracked is nothing compared... 05:08.360 --> 05:09.920 ...to the competition that's here for girls. 05:10.160 --> 05:12.280 Sex ration is already 100:09. 05:12.360 --> 05:15.120 And there are only three girls who look better than me. 05:15.200 --> 05:16.320 If you don't grab the opportunity now... 05:16.400 --> 05:17.840 ...then soon they will all be taken. 05:17.920 --> 05:20.200 Then you'll scrape through the first three semesters watching porn. 05:20.280 --> 05:21.360 After that, there will come a day... 05:21.440 --> 05:22.960 ...when you'll need viagra to even watch porn. 05:23.040 --> 05:26.120 And you won't know when you'll turn from a normal human being... 05:26.200 --> 05:29.720 ...to a lonely, pervert uncle, giving advice to people. 05:30.680 --> 05:33.920 Vishwa Tyagi, I am coming! 05:35.480 --> 05:39.280 Sounds bitter, but it's true. 05:39.360 --> 05:42.120 And there's an entire crowd trying for a girl like Akanksha. 05:42.200 --> 05:44.880 Seniors, TA, professors, lesbians. 05:45.120 --> 05:48.040 With this ordinary physique and waiter like looks... 05:48.120 --> 05:50.680 ...she can fall for you only in a black swan event. 05:50.760 --> 05:52.360 And now that she's falling for you, don't act cocky. 05:52.440 --> 05:54.320 No, no, I won't. 05:54.480 --> 05:57.160 I just said it to look like a dude in front of them. 05:57.440 --> 05:58.920 But what happened? 05:59.000 --> 06:03.080 She came to him asking for help, and he...refused. 06:03.160 --> 06:04.200 - What? - What? 06:04.280 --> 06:06.680 I didn't say no. 06:07.000 --> 06:11.080 I mean she was asking me about 'titration theory' and I myself copy from him. 06:11.160 --> 06:12.680 You should have said yes, you ass.... 06:12.760 --> 06:15.120 I mean I could've explained it to you. 06:15.200 --> 06:16.560 Yes, exactly. 06:16.640 --> 06:18.600 You could've told her anything in the name of titration. 06:18.680 --> 06:20.720 She doesn't know anything, so she wouldn't have known. 06:20.800 --> 06:23.960 At least you both could've talked. 06:24.040 --> 06:26.160 Today you two held hands, tomorrow... 06:27.080 --> 06:28.480 What? 06:28.640 --> 06:30.080 You held her hands? 06:30.160 --> 06:31.040 Yeah. 06:32.160 --> 06:33.400 Fuck. 06:33.480 --> 06:37.520 But dude, listen if your love story picks up... 06:37.600 --> 06:39.760 ...then your first night will be in the girl's hostel. 06:40.200 --> 06:43.200 I don't want you two inside the room... 06:43.280 --> 06:45.680 ...and Chirag and I are outside the door, waiting for you to finish. 06:45.760 --> 06:47.320 Shut up, don't talk nonsense. 06:47.400 --> 06:48.720 Let something happen first. 06:49.240 --> 06:53.560 Listen, Ankit. I'm saying, don't listen to any of them. 06:53.640 --> 06:55.480 Just email her and tell 06:55.640 --> 06:56.840 that you will help. 06:56.920 --> 06:59.000 I will teach you everything by tomorrow. 06:59.200 --> 07:01.080 We should help everyone, right? 07:01.200 --> 07:03.480 No matter how cute one is. 07:03.560 --> 07:06.600 Or how big someone's thoughts are. 07:08.280 --> 07:09.400 No violence. 07:12.800 --> 07:14.480 No many people know that the word titration... 07:14.560 --> 07:18.400 ...was first used in 1828 by Gay Lussac. 07:21.440 --> 07:24.080 'Gay... Sacs...' 07:28.640 --> 07:31.280 Titration is a very cute experiment. 07:31.440 --> 07:35.920 When the right titrants...find the right titrant... 07:36.720 --> 07:38.960 ...then their color changes. 07:41.800 --> 07:43.320 Like this one. 07:47.280 --> 07:48.200 Write it down. 07:48.280 --> 07:56.440 "Let me come closer...for a little while." 07:56.520 --> 08:04.960 "I am the one...you were waiting for." 08:05.040 --> 08:13.120 "Hold my hand...for a moment." 08:13.200 --> 08:20.960 "I am the one...you were waiting for." 08:21.040 --> 08:23.200 "Many promises..." 08:23.280 --> 08:25.080 "Many desires..." 08:25.160 --> 08:29.440 "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 08:29.520 --> 08:33.640 "I had this desire all the while to spends my days in your arms." 08:33.720 --> 08:39.080 "We had to meet someday...that's destined." 08:39.160 --> 08:45.320 "Since you came in my life..." 08:45.400 --> 08:55.840 "...look how...the scenes have changed." 08:55.920 --> 09:02.080 "Since you came in my life..." 09:02.160 --> 09:12.040 "...look how...the scenes have changed." 09:27.360 --> 09:33.440 I kept explaining it to her and she kept understanding. 09:33.760 --> 09:36.280 Did you touch her hand today? 09:37.400 --> 09:39.280 No, Chirag. 09:40.320 --> 09:43.920 I touched her heart today. 09:59.360 --> 10:02.240 - Akanksha's message. - What is she saying? 10:06.200 --> 10:08.160 - Hi. - Oh my! 10:09.360 --> 10:11.880 I don't think her intentions are good. 10:19.000 --> 10:20.320 Wow! 10:29.360 --> 10:30.680 Hey... 10:34.120 --> 10:36.120 He threw you out too, didn't he? 10:36.760 --> 10:41.680 Just wait and watch, soon everyone will become a stranger to him. 10:43.240 --> 10:46.960 A wretch can ruin an entire family. 10:54.040 --> 10:56.640 (incoherent chatter) 11:00.560 --> 11:03.040 You're looking very happy. 11:03.120 --> 11:08.120 I swear Jhantoo if it wasn't for you then I would've given up long ago. 11:08.360 --> 11:10.440 - Thanks a lot. - Show me the messages. 11:10.680 --> 11:11.960 What are you saying, Jhantoo? 11:12.040 --> 11:13.480 How can I show you my private messages? 11:13.560 --> 11:15.320 You're feeling shy of your own wing mates. 11:15.400 --> 11:17.070 We slept nude together. 11:17.100 --> 11:17.840 Huh? 11:18.600 --> 11:19.520 When? 11:20.520 --> 11:21.760 Then who was that guy? 11:21.880 --> 11:23.040 Anyway. 11:23.200 --> 11:25.480 Fine. Don't show. Tell me what she is saying. 11:25.880 --> 11:27.440 Nothing special. 11:27.520 --> 11:29.320 Just hi, hello, what did you eat?... 11:29.400 --> 11:31.120 What did you eat? When did you sleep? 11:31.200 --> 11:34.000 Did you study or not? Why didn't you attend the lecture? 11:34.080 --> 11:35.320 Yes, actually. 11:35.400 --> 11:37.800 Only mothers care so much. 11:37.880 --> 11:41.160 Either your, or the mother of your kids. 11:41.920 --> 11:44.320 But bro, isn't this happening all too soon? 11:44.400 --> 11:47.000 Yes Jhantoo, love doesn't happen so soon. 11:47.080 --> 11:48.320 Are you in love or not? Tell me. 11:48.400 --> 11:50.320 Are you in love or not? Don't hide from your wing mates? 11:50.400 --> 11:53.040 He won't. He won't. Tell us. 11:53.440 --> 11:54.920 - Yes. - Exactly. 11:55.000 --> 11:57.440 Then it can happen to her too. Got it? 11:57.560 --> 12:00.160 She has put in all the efforts she could. 12:00.560 --> 12:01.960 Now we must handle the rest. 12:02.040 --> 12:04.120 - How? - Pay the bill first. 12:07.080 --> 12:08.920 Talk to her about personal things. 12:09.000 --> 12:11.440 Try to understand. What kind of a relationship is she looking for? 12:11.520 --> 12:14.200 Steady long term or just free sex. 12:14.280 --> 12:17.240 Free sex? Do you mean other girls charge money? 12:17.320 --> 12:18.520 Finish these noodles. 12:18.600 --> 12:20.880 Understand her. 12:20.960 --> 12:23.080 Find out about her likes and dislikes. 12:23.440 --> 12:24.720 Yes. 12:24.800 --> 12:26.080 One minute. 12:32.220 --> 12:33.100 Hi. 12:35.840 --> 12:38.320 What is your favorite film? 12:40.280 --> 12:42.080 Shawshank Redemption. 12:42.160 --> 12:43.560 - Oh... - And yours? 12:45.640 --> 12:47.160 Vivaah! 12:50.640 --> 12:53.640 What do you hate the most? 12:55.720 --> 12:57.360 Ravi Teja. 13:03.280 --> 13:07.720 Son, when you're in love don't read Ghalib, Meer or Faiz. 13:07.960 --> 13:09.640 Read Anu Malik. 13:09.880 --> 13:11.680 Because whether it's a bed of roses or thorns... 13:11.760 --> 13:13.160 ...it has to be your beloved's lane. 13:13.560 --> 13:17.840 - Don't change like the seasons. - Jhantoo..what do I do now? 13:18.160 --> 13:20.160 - Tea? - No. Move aside. 13:20.240 --> 13:21.640 Bloody lover. Asshole. 13:21.720 --> 13:24.480 Try to find out about her family. 13:24.680 --> 13:26.480 Yeah. 13:30.400 --> 13:32.320 What does your brother do? 13:32.680 --> 13:33.840 He's in the Police. 13:34.040 --> 13:36.000 - What? - Traffic Police. 13:38.280 --> 13:39.920 I see. Thank God. 13:41.160 --> 13:43.280 What was the name of your puppy? 13:44.800 --> 13:46.800 I don't have a puppy. 13:48.480 --> 13:50.120 Maybe, I was confused. 13:52.080 --> 13:55.600 - Why? Do you like puppies? - I love puppies. 13:55.920 --> 13:58.200 I miss Brownie so much. 13:59.280 --> 14:00.400 Brownie is so lucky. 14:00.480 --> 14:08.880 "Since you came in my life...look how..." 14:16.880 --> 14:18.600 I feel... 14:20.360 --> 14:23.400 ...you're a very warm person. 14:24.640 --> 14:26.160 You really feel that? 14:35.960 --> 14:38.160 And your heart... 14:40.120 --> 14:42.000 Your heart... 14:44.880 --> 14:46.240 Wait a second. 14:48.680 --> 14:50.080 - Hey... - Yes. 14:50.440 --> 14:53.240 How do you say 'comes out' in English? 14:53.320 --> 14:54.920 Comes out? 14:55.320 --> 14:56.640 Something more interesting. 14:56.720 --> 14:58.320 Secrete, discharge, ejaculate. 14:58.400 --> 15:00.600 I am talking to Akanksha. 15:00.680 --> 15:02.280 Exudes. 15:02.360 --> 15:04.480 Exudes. 15:07.720 --> 15:13.040 And your heart exudes boundless compassion. 15:13.480 --> 15:15.400 Are you crazy? 15:18.160 --> 15:20.760 What did you make me write? 15:20.840 --> 15:22.240 - What? - Means... 15:24.640 --> 15:27.760 She means...You're crazy! 15:28.880 --> 15:30.600 - Ohh... - Yes. 15:33.440 --> 15:35.600 You're crazy! 15:38.520 --> 15:40.240 - Listen? - Yes. 15:41.600 --> 15:44.240 Hope you are not mad at me? 15:44.320 --> 15:46.280 No. Why? 15:47.760 --> 15:52.760 You called me crazy, so I got scared. 15:54.080 --> 15:56.120 You really are crazy. 16:04.880 --> 16:06.280 Hi. 16:09.560 --> 16:10.840 Hi. 16:18.880 --> 16:21.360 If reactions could happen so easily... 16:21.440 --> 16:24.040 ...then are we fools to run such a big lab? 16:24.120 --> 16:29.120 I didn't say it, my guide says so, whenever I submit my thesis. 16:29.520 --> 16:33.000 They say that bonds don't happen only when the elements want it to happen. 16:33.200 --> 16:35.000 Some reactions don't occur... 16:35.080 --> 16:39.400 ...because there is a barrier of many unwanted molecules between them. 16:39.480 --> 16:43.680 The bond occurs when both the atoms break free from their existing bond... 16:43.740 --> 16:47.640 ...and cross the social hindrance with full activation energy. 16:48.040 --> 16:51.480 Then those bonds will automatically become double and then triple. 16:51.720 --> 16:53.320 Engagement, when he gets placed. 16:53.680 --> 16:55.160 Wedding, once he gets a job. 16:55.240 --> 16:58.520 And as soon as the bonus arrives... Bonus. 16:58.680 --> 16:59.960 But before all this... 17:00.040 --> 17:02.520 Like it's said in the GR Batla Publication's... 17:02.600 --> 17:08.280 ...textbook of Organic chemistry for Competition by Shree OP Tandon. 17:08.600 --> 17:12.520 You must cross the steric hindrance. 17:13.000 --> 17:15.240 She must have gotten conscious in front of the TA 17:15.400 --> 17:19.040 Your impression is good, but she gets yelled at all the time. 17:19.160 --> 17:22.160 How could she express her feelings in front of the TA? 17:22.280 --> 17:23.880 She did look conscious. 17:24.080 --> 17:27.600 Or maybe she got what she wanted and now she doesn't need you. 17:27.680 --> 17:29.160 Then why did she message him? 17:30.040 --> 17:35.720 It takes decent girls a lot of time to accept openly. 17:37.400 --> 17:39.840 When I called her she texted back saying there are people around. 17:39.920 --> 17:43.600 Hey...if she's messaging you, then message her. 17:44.040 --> 17:46.200 When she'll be comfortable to call, she will call you. 17:46.560 --> 17:50.920 And things that girls say on chats, don't happen in real life. 17:51.200 --> 17:52.600 So don't rush. 17:53.200 --> 17:55.760 You two should enjoy the secret romance for now. 17:55.880 --> 17:58.520 Initially, she"ll introduce you as a friend. 17:58.800 --> 18:00.800 Then slowly she will start calling you her boyfriend. 18:00.880 --> 18:04.520 And call you sweetheart, teddy bear, smallie, in private. 18:06.680 --> 18:09.480 Finally, in the third semester, you two will start going out together. 18:09.560 --> 18:10.920 And in the fourth semester... 18:11.000 --> 18:14.000 ...you will have a regular entry in the girl's hostel. 18:14.840 --> 18:17.760 - You mean I've got another year. - Only for going out together. 18:17.840 --> 18:20.120 - Sex is a year after that. - At the Girl's Hostel. 18:20.320 --> 18:22.960 You guys can talk respectfully about her. 18:23.040 --> 18:24.240 I mean she's my wife... 18:24.760 --> 18:26.480 - What? - Wife? 18:27.520 --> 18:29.040 I mean she could be. 18:29.800 --> 18:31.720 I won't talk to you guys if you behave like this. 18:31.800 --> 18:35.040 Grow up, man. Sex is an expression of love. 18:35.280 --> 18:37.200 - Mom and dad do it too. - What? 18:37.840 --> 18:39.560 He's talking about his parents. 18:39.640 --> 18:42.000 Bad people. Brother, in front of them. 18:43.320 --> 18:46.360 - You're the Dopa, aren't you? - I haven't downloaded anything yet. 18:46.920 --> 18:48.880 Akanksha is my girl. 18:49.280 --> 18:50.960 If you try to hit on her, you'll regret it. 18:51.040 --> 18:53.440 Whom are you calling 'my girl'? She is our sister-in-law. 18:53.520 --> 18:55.920 You are mistaken, sir. Let's talk about this. 18:56.000 --> 18:57.360 There is no mistake. 18:57.440 --> 19:00.120 Akku's friend told me that these two are having a thing. 19:00.200 --> 19:02.320 So what if they are. 19:06.120 --> 19:07.360 I'll bring boys. 19:07.880 --> 19:09.280 I'll bring boys. 19:09.360 --> 19:11.480 Akanksha is mine. Only mine. 19:11.560 --> 19:12.560 Get lost. 19:12.640 --> 19:14.960 I gifted her Ferro Rocher of 549 rupees. 19:15.040 --> 19:16.920 Get lost. And don't come back again. 19:17.000 --> 19:19.000 I can take on 15 guys like you. 19:19.080 --> 19:21.560 I am a district level reject of wrestling. 19:21.640 --> 19:23.200 Asshole. Get lost. 19:24.640 --> 19:26.440 - Get lost. - Get lost. 19:29.640 --> 19:31.280 - Get lost. - Get lost. 19:33.360 --> 19:35.920 He gifted her Roger Federer worth 550! 19:36.000 --> 19:37.240 Asshole. 19:37.640 --> 19:39.520 And Ankit, don't be scared. 19:39.680 --> 19:41.200 Why should he be scared? 19:41.280 --> 19:43.040 She even told her friends now. 19:43.120 --> 19:46.120 - The girl is ready. Propose her now. - Yes. 19:46.200 --> 19:49.440 But you just said that decent girls take time to open up. 19:49.520 --> 19:51.440 Don't listen to him. He would've made things worse. 19:51.520 --> 19:53.320 No. Jaat did the right thing. 19:53.400 --> 19:54.800 Sister-in-law is respected like a mother. 19:54.880 --> 19:57.480 I know about Sister-in-law but mothers as well? 19:58.840 --> 20:00.360 Why are you laughing? Keep quiet. 20:00.440 --> 20:02.560 You've started talking too much these days, haven't you Fatso? 20:02.920 --> 20:04.400 - Chirag. - Yes? 20:06.000 --> 20:08.680 I'm thinking of baring my heart to her. 20:10.200 --> 20:12.040 How romantic! 20:12.280 --> 20:14.840 Look, I am getting goosebumps. 20:15.320 --> 20:16.720 What will you say? 20:18.480 --> 20:19.760 I love you. 20:22.000 --> 20:23.160 What happened? 20:23.320 --> 20:25.600 - It's nothing. - Tell me. 20:26.040 --> 20:29.600 I find 'I love you' very confusing. 20:31.840 --> 20:34.080 What can be clearer than this? 20:34.160 --> 20:36.740 What will Akanksha say to that? 20:36.770 --> 20:37.630 What? 20:37.680 --> 20:40.120 If she says I love you too. 20:40.200 --> 20:44.440 It means I love you and others as well. 20:45.280 --> 20:46.680 She will say I too love you. 20:46.760 --> 20:50.960 Yes. That means others love you and so do I. 20:51.040 --> 20:52.040 What the... 20:54.920 --> 20:56.760 I'll tell her in Hindi then. 20:56.840 --> 20:59.000 - Yeah...that's good. Okay? - Yes. 20:59.080 --> 21:00.520 That will be right. 21:01.120 --> 21:03.000 In fact, I even wrote a poem for her. 21:03.640 --> 21:05.400 - Yes. - You mean a poem? 21:06.120 --> 21:08.120 Yes, that. 21:08.280 --> 21:09.400 Show me. Show me. 21:09.480 --> 21:12.400 Go to sleep. Idiots. 21:17.040 --> 21:19.240 - I will read this out for her. - Yes. That will be right. 21:19.320 --> 21:21.200 - Isn't it? - Yes. 21:22.920 --> 21:24.680 Wow! 21:24.760 --> 21:30.000 "I don't realise when the morning arrives while I am chatting with you." 21:30.600 --> 21:35.000 "I see God in your display picture." 21:35.600 --> 21:40.280 "Now life is all about you...and only you." 21:41.560 --> 21:46.840 "I am in love. I am in love only with you." 21:48.040 --> 21:54.680 "Akku...I am saying this from the bottom of my heart." 21:55.440 --> 21:57.080 "I Love..." 22:00.480 --> 22:03.000 "I am in love with you." 22:07.280 --> 22:08.440 Are you there? 22:11.880 --> 22:13.880 I don't want to say anything here. 22:14.920 --> 22:17.240 Let's meet at the campus restaurant tomorrow. 22:18.720 --> 22:20.160 Okay. 22:23.920 --> 22:26.760 She is so romantic, man. 22:27.600 --> 22:29.680 Listen, it's your first date. 22:29.760 --> 22:31.800 Be there on time with a gift. 22:31.880 --> 22:33.120 Don't forget to apply perfume. 22:33.200 --> 22:35.000 And, don't go like this. 22:35.090 --> 22:35.990 Go fully prepared. 22:55.040 --> 22:56.760 Now that's a look. 22:57.170 --> 22:58.330 Perfect! 23:13.720 --> 23:17.360 We're sorry, the number you've dialed is not in service at this time. 23:20.020 --> 23:21.160 First date. 23:21.240 --> 23:24.320 This day doesn't come in everyone's college life. 23:24.680 --> 23:27.040 But it has for him. And he is nervous. 23:27.480 --> 23:30.680 Nervous because for the first time in his life he's over-prepared. 23:30.920 --> 23:35.360 The gelled hair, the watch, the aww gift... 23:35.560 --> 23:38.560 ...the party clothes which was meant for his birthday. 23:38.640 --> 23:40.880 The wallet filled with money borrowed from friends. 23:40.960 --> 23:43.450 These etiquettes which he has learnt from films. 23:43.940 --> 23:47.960 Even Bhansali didn't wait so eagerly for 'Padmavati'. 23:48.740 --> 23:51.240 He will remember this day till death. 23:59.000 --> 24:01.880 Sir, actually I am waiting for a friend. 24:02.120 --> 24:03.600 Are you waiting for Akanksha? 24:03.930 --> 24:06.200 And she isn't answering your phone either. 24:06.660 --> 24:07.880 Right? 24:08.080 --> 24:09.200 Do you know why? 24:09.960 --> 24:11.720 Because she loves... 24:13.480 --> 24:15.040 ...my puppy more than you. 24:17.840 --> 24:19.520 He fell for this too! 24:21.600 --> 24:23.720 You are such an asshole. 24:26.040 --> 24:27.640 Come out, everyone. 24:28.560 --> 24:30.480 - Come on. - Come out, everyone. 24:31.280 --> 24:34.480 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 24:34.560 --> 24:36.040 - Loverboy. - Loverboy. 24:36.320 --> 24:38.520 He thinks he'll impress a girl with a clean shave. 24:38.600 --> 24:40.360 You're really romantic at heart! 24:42.160 --> 24:43.760 Look at his face. 24:44.360 --> 24:47.760 - Here is your Akanksha. - Hi. 24:49.840 --> 24:50.880 Wait. 24:51.640 --> 24:55.080 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 24:55.160 --> 24:57.800 Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy. 25:14.440 --> 25:16.480 'When did you sleep? Did you study or not?' 25:16.560 --> 25:19.120 - 'Why didn't you attend the lecture? - Yeah, actually.' 25:19.200 --> 25:21.640 'When I called her, she was saying there are people around.' 25:21.720 --> 25:23.520 'If she's messaging you, then message her back.' 25:23.600 --> 25:25.840 'The girl is ready. Propose her now.' 25:30.000 --> 25:34.080 Akku, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. 25:34.160 --> 25:35.680 I love... 25:41.960 --> 25:45.080 Bro...he's crying. 25:45.800 --> 25:48.240 Pull out your phones. Let's take his picture. 25:50.800 --> 25:53.240 Ankit. Ankit. Ankit, listen. 25:58.280 --> 25:59.640 Ankit. 26:00.000 --> 26:01.760 Ankit, open the door. 26:01.840 --> 26:03.520 At least I love you. 26:03.720 --> 26:06.600 Jaat, will he commit suicide? 26:06.800 --> 26:08.480 He's an asshole. 26:08.560 --> 26:11.160 - Yes. - It's all right, Ankit. Come on. 26:11.360 --> 26:14.360 Jhantoo, you're a bad-bad-bad person. 26:14.480 --> 26:17.120 Really brother, you're such a dog. 26:17.200 --> 26:20.200 You humiliated him and that too in public. 26:21.480 --> 26:23.840 - Come out, Ankit. - Ankit. 26:23.920 --> 26:25.840 Open the door, Ankit. 26:27.600 --> 26:28.760 Look what's written here. 26:28.840 --> 26:31.320 Akanksha, your eyes are just like my mother's. 26:31.400 --> 26:33.320 Bloody motherfucker. 26:37.120 --> 26:38.800 So he says... 26:38.960 --> 26:41.120 "Your display picture..." 26:41.200 --> 26:43.000 He could've written it the other way round, but no... 26:43.080 --> 26:44.080 Look at this nuance. 26:44.160 --> 26:49.280 - "I see God in your display picture." - Wow! Wow. 26:49.360 --> 26:53.240 "I am in love with you." 26:53.320 --> 26:55.160 Your display picture is so nice. 26:55.440 --> 26:57.040 It's from the facebook, isn't it? 26:59.240 --> 27:01.000 They made the poor guy cry. 27:01.480 --> 27:03.920 No one can touch Virat Kohli. 27:04.000 --> 27:05.760 Kohli's going to score. 27:10.160 --> 27:13.120 Someone get me a brownie, not pastry. 27:13.400 --> 27:16.600 Don't you know that brownie is so lucky? 27:16.680 --> 27:21.600 "Everything's stubborn." 27:21.680 --> 27:26.600 "It's the result of your desires." 27:26.680 --> 27:31.640 "This heart is stubborn." 27:31.730 --> 27:36.690 "Walks on fire with his eyes closed." 27:36.760 --> 27:41.680 "Let this storm calm..." 27:41.760 --> 27:46.760 "Let the naive heart...calm down." 27:46.840 --> 27:52.000 "Let this storm calm..." 27:52.080 --> 27:56.800 "Let the naive heart...calm down." 27:56.880 --> 28:01.360 "Everything's stubborn." 28:01.840 --> 28:06.920 "It's the reaction of desires." 28:07.520 --> 28:11.760 "Heart's stubborn." 28:12.600 --> 28:18.440 "It's the reaction of desires." 28:23.290 --> 28:26.360 Exudes boundless compassion! 28:28.590 --> 28:32.030 I told you he will remember this day until his last breath. 28:32.790 --> 28:35.910 Every man is a little mushy from within. 28:36.110 --> 28:39.950 But he mustn't reveal it to the world. 28:56.820 --> 28:57.740 Ankit. 29:08.020 --> 29:09.380 Your notebook. 29:10.620 --> 29:11.580 Thanks. 29:15.360 --> 29:17.180 The poem was quite cheesy. 29:19.420 --> 29:20.820 But I liked it. 29:34.540 --> 29:36.220 This is my real number. 29:37.180 --> 29:39.420 "Asshole..." 29:39.500 --> 29:40.980 And this look suits you... 29:47.260 --> 29:50.500 I told you...she will fall for you as soon as you shave. 29:50.900 --> 29:52.820 You never believed me. 29:54.580 --> 29:56.900 You got her number, it calls for a treat. 29:58.220 --> 29:59.340 You want a treat. 29:59.420 --> 30:00.780 - No, I don't. - No, wait. 30:00.860 --> 30:03.420 - Call it a favor. - Wait, Jhantoo 30:03.500 --> 30:04.300 - No. - Listen... 30:04.380 --> 30:08.700 "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 30:08.780 --> 30:13.740 "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 30:13.820 --> 30:18.580 "Your love's made me endure all pain." 30:18.660 --> 30:23.260 "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards." 30:43.390 --> 30:45.470 "You've never given me anything." 30:45.580 --> 30:47.940 "I've got more pain than happiness." 30:48.020 --> 30:50.300 "You've made my desires run wild." 30:50.390 --> 30:53.030 "And showed me the dream of a cool life." 30:53.100 --> 30:55.100 "You've to take me across on the other side..." 30:55.180 --> 30:57.780 "...and fulfill your promises." 30:57.860 --> 30:59.940 "How long am I going to curse my fate..." 31:00.020 --> 31:02.060 "...I want to spend my life with you." 31:02.140 --> 31:06.500 "We have become deaf and dumb in your love." 31:06.860 --> 31:11.340 "Poor boys are falling madly in love with you." 31:11.660 --> 31:16.420 "Your love's made me endure all pain." 31:16.500 --> 31:22.060 "Your love's turned my wounds into rewards." ."