WEBVTT 00:49.660 --> 00:52.580 I need some support... 00:53.180 --> 00:56.300 ...so that I don't slip. 01:09.380 --> 01:12.220 Hey, What happened? 01:14.100 --> 01:20.440 You got so scared as if you haven't seen cleavage before? 01:21.380 --> 01:23.980 No, no. Nothing like that. 01:26.980 --> 01:30.260 That means you have seen it. 01:35.740 --> 01:37.300 Are you coming to have tea? 01:38.100 --> 01:39.100 Yes. 01:49.340 --> 01:52.220 I'm going to play our favourite song. 01:52.340 --> 01:53.540 You guys know it. 01:53.940 --> 02:02.620 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' 02:02.900 --> 02:05.260 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' 02:05.340 --> 02:07.820 'Canteen, booze, fag, and love.' 02:07.900 --> 02:12.100 'Friend, booze, fag, and love.' 02:15.180 --> 02:16.910 'And moment.' 02:23.660 --> 02:26.660 - Please sing 'moment' once again. - Hey, am I stupid or what? 02:26.740 --> 02:29.380 - What nonsense is this? - She always talks nonsense. 02:29.460 --> 02:30.190 What is her problem? 02:30.210 --> 02:32.170 Dude, sing 'Gulabi Aankhein' (pink eyes) for me. 02:32.220 --> 02:33.460 How about a pink dick? 02:34.250 --> 02:35.520 Get that bastard out of here. 02:35.620 --> 02:36.930 Listen dude, Please sing 'Sun Raha Hai tu, Ro Raha Hu Main' 02:36.960 --> 02:37.610 'Wonderwall, Wonderwall.' 02:37.700 --> 02:39.140 - 'Paani Da Rang.' - Please sing 'Wonderwall.' 02:39.220 --> 02:41.700 How about 'Musu Musu Haasi' song? 02:42.100 --> 02:44.420 May I know which is song is this? 02:44.780 --> 02:50.100 There's this song 'Musu Musu Haasi deu malai lai' 02:50.180 --> 02:52.740 No, no, no. 02:52.820 --> 02:54.540 You guys hear me every day. 02:54.620 --> 02:56.740 But this guy is from another hostel. So let's do it for him. 02:56.820 --> 03:00.500 - Okay. - Guys, I'm from this hostel. 03:01.860 --> 03:04.540 Leo, remember last night you came over to Chirag's room. 03:05.020 --> 03:08.500 To collect notes. I'm his roomie. Ankit Pandey. 03:08.780 --> 03:10.180 But you are Chirag's roommate, right? 03:10.260 --> 03:12.460 He's talking about Chirag from Computer Science. 03:12.570 --> 03:14.130 But his roommate is Jaat. 03:14.220 --> 03:16.620 - Yeah. - God knows where do these guys come from? 03:16.700 --> 03:18.360 I've never seen him before. 03:20.980 --> 03:22.590 'Musu' 03:23.840 --> 03:25.340 'Musu' 03:26.110 --> 03:27.850 'Haasi' 03:28.580 --> 03:30.390 'Deu' 03:30.740 --> 03:33.020 'Malai Lai' 03:33.100 --> 03:35.450 Come on, freshers. Clear the place. 03:35.540 --> 03:37.220 We're going to have a meeting to discuss Hostel Day's theme. 03:37.300 --> 03:38.260 Come on. 03:38.580 --> 03:39.980 - Bravo. - What are you staring at? 03:40.060 --> 03:41.100 - Get lost. - Not you, Leo. You need to be here. 03:41.180 --> 03:42.580 He'll make us strip again. 03:43.470 --> 03:44.140 Leo? 03:44.220 --> 03:45.580 Let's get out of here. 03:45.660 --> 03:46.900 He's a creative guy. 03:46.980 --> 03:48.860 He dances really well, and is also a musician. 03:49.100 --> 03:51.190 The song 'Keywords' was sung by him. 03:53.140 --> 03:54.980 'Jeans, booze, fag, and love.' You wrote this. 03:55.060 --> 03:56.220 'And moment.' 03:56.740 --> 03:58.380 Fuck! Nice. 03:58.460 --> 03:59.540 Thank you, sir. 04:00.460 --> 04:01.820 I hope you won't leak the theme, will you? 04:01.900 --> 04:03.260 Not at all, sir. 04:04.020 --> 04:05.540 - Nice. - Join the quorum. 04:05.620 --> 04:06.820 Nice. 04:06.900 --> 04:09.140 Now, they will learn a lesson. 04:09.220 --> 04:10.460 Thanks. 04:20.980 --> 04:22.500 Which hostel was he from? 04:26.980 --> 04:33.190 You got so scared as if you haven't seen cleavage before? 04:33.860 --> 04:34.860 No, no. 04:37.860 --> 04:40.380 Watching films is a bad thing. 04:40.740 --> 04:42.060 You shouldn't. 04:42.300 --> 04:44.900 Even if it's a porn or scripted. 04:45.180 --> 04:47.380 Because both set wrong expectations. 04:47.700 --> 04:49.020 Like the way happened to him. 04:49.590 --> 04:51.730 Like every other kid, after watching 'Rang De Basanti' 04:51.760 --> 04:53.840 even he thought he'll become 'DJ' once he enters college. 04:53.930 --> 04:57.050 But the truth is the chances of becoming 'DJ' are as scarce... 04:57.140 --> 05:00.140 ...as finding a MILF aunty in your neighbourhood. 05:00.380 --> 05:02.700 Tending to 0. 05:03.300 --> 05:05.700 And it's not that no one can become famous in college. 05:06.260 --> 05:08.700 Some of them have cult status. 05:08.980 --> 05:10.180 Like Rampuri. 05:10.260 --> 05:12.140 He don't shoot on counter strike. 05:12.220 --> 05:13.620 He always stab with knife. 05:13.700 --> 05:14.740 Or Jatayu. 05:14.840 --> 05:19.000 He is not a hostel's metal fan. It's him. 05:19.500 --> 05:22.020 And some get a fame by social services. 05:22.220 --> 05:23.300 Like Dalle. 05:23.380 --> 05:26.500 He arrange the passes of Sophia college fashion show. 05:26.740 --> 05:28.020 Or Mukhiya. 05:28.240 --> 05:31.480 With the help of IAS uncle, he makes people passports on immediate basis. 05:31.620 --> 05:33.460 But not everyone gets fame. 05:34.500 --> 05:37.490 Problem is that they're all similar 05:38.620 --> 05:41.020 And everyone wants to make their own identity. 05:41.460 --> 05:42.700 But how's that possible? 05:43.250 --> 05:45.420 We have problems with engineers. 05:45.710 --> 05:50.110 Atleast they can prove their identity. But can't create it. 05:54.580 --> 05:59.660 "I am on my way." 05:59.740 --> 06:06.020 "Yes, I am on my way." 06:14.140 --> 06:16.420 Everybody arrives here with a roll number. 06:16.900 --> 06:19.180 But whoever leaves with a nickname... 06:19.580 --> 06:23.340 ...will be called as a master of his destiny or whatever his nickname is. 06:23.860 --> 06:26.140 The matter is clear. 06:26.540 --> 06:29.700 Every boy of the wing should be famous. 06:29.780 --> 06:32.540 Everyone should have their own identity. 06:32.620 --> 06:34.140 Aura, personality. 06:34.250 --> 06:35.570 Only then your dream of seeing me... 06:35.620 --> 06:38.020 ...as the hostel President will be fulfilled. 06:38.300 --> 06:39.940 Our dream? 06:40.260 --> 06:43.020 But only the final year students can become the President, right? 06:43.100 --> 06:45.260 - Correct. - But there's still time for that. 06:45.340 --> 06:46.460 Why did you wake us up so early? 06:46.540 --> 06:48.430 - Let's go. - Chirag. 06:49.360 --> 06:51.120 The guy for whom the strongest team campaigns, in the 06:51.140 --> 06:52.830 fourth year becomes the President. 06:52.940 --> 06:54.740 A strong team is made up of stud lads. 06:54.820 --> 06:56.460 Who're not only famous in the campus... 06:56.540 --> 06:57.780 but also influence voting. 06:57.860 --> 06:59.460 And you assholes! 06:59.930 --> 07:02.370 Even your batchmates are not aware about your existence. Do they? 07:02.460 --> 07:04.820 Your Lordship! Do they know you? 07:06.140 --> 07:08.460 Of course, Jhantoo. Everyone knows him. 07:08.550 --> 07:09.990 Everyone knows him. 07:10.060 --> 07:12.580 We'll campaign in such a way... 07:12.660 --> 07:14.340 ...that even Chautala will feel shy. 07:14.920 --> 07:16.900 I'm not talking about you, my son. 07:17.120 --> 07:18.800 You're my Classic Milds. 07:19.180 --> 07:20.580 You guys should learn from him. 07:20.660 --> 07:22.460 This boy's already Mister Fresher. 07:22.540 --> 07:24.340 Through him I'll atleast get 55 votes from girls hostel. 07:24.420 --> 07:27.100 If he wanted, he could have taken it lightly. But no. 07:27.660 --> 07:29.660 He's a part of all sports teams except chess. 07:29.740 --> 07:32.420 And you guys are just jerking off. 07:32.500 --> 07:34.260 Who's jerking off? I don't know. 07:34.340 --> 07:36.370 Son, if you don't create your own identity in college... 07:36.450 --> 07:38.610 ...then you'll always be like the third wheel, potato in pilaf... 07:38.700 --> 07:40.580 ..a cameraman filming a threesome. 07:40.780 --> 07:44.020 Unsatisfied. Unknown. Disposable. 07:45.700 --> 07:48.900 So Jhantoo sir, you tell me how should I make my place in this crowd. 07:49.220 --> 07:51.820 There's only one way to be in the limelight. 07:54.540 --> 07:55.820 Clubs. 07:57.780 --> 07:58.750 Note it down. 07:59.460 --> 08:00.980 I have a soft copy as well. 08:08.820 --> 08:12.300 If you head any of the clubs in your third year... 08:12.540 --> 08:14.900 ...then all your juniors will treat you like a stud. 08:14.980 --> 08:15.900 They'll revere you. 08:15.980 --> 08:18.700 Not only your posts, they'll like your comments as well. 08:19.020 --> 08:20.460 This meeting was called... 08:20.540 --> 08:22.460 ...because all the club selections are starting from tomorrow. 08:22.490 --> 08:28.290 So go and join atleast one of them and work hard for the next two years. 08:28.900 --> 08:30.020 Two years? 08:30.100 --> 08:32.180 But won't that affect our studies, Jhantoo sir? 08:32.260 --> 08:33.940 As if you'll go to Stanford. You asshole. 08:34.020 --> 08:37.820 Yes. MS from Stanford, Ph.D. from MIT and Post-graduation from Princeton. 08:37.900 --> 08:39.740 Then I will go to ISRO and work on 'Shukrayan.' 08:39.820 --> 08:41.700 It will be cheaper than 'Mangalyan.' 08:41.900 --> 08:43.060 Really? 08:43.260 --> 08:44.980 And what will you write in the extracurricular section of your resume? 08:45.060 --> 08:47.060 That you scrub your ass with books? Huh? 08:47.460 --> 08:48.780 If you don't participate in extra-curricular activities... 08:48.860 --> 08:50.520 then this boring personality's visa will get rejected... 08:50.540 --> 08:52.090 ...before scholarship. 08:52.260 --> 08:53.220 Okay. 08:53.450 --> 08:55.260 Is it important for higher studies? 08:55.340 --> 08:57.500 Yes. So is everyone motivated? 08:57.580 --> 08:58.860 Did you have fun? 08:58.940 --> 09:01.300 So go screw yourselves. 09:01.500 --> 09:03.340 And give me some good news in the next two days. 09:03.420 --> 09:07.180 And listen, don't waste your time in the dance or music club. 09:07.260 --> 09:08.260 All those who were eligible... 09:08.340 --> 09:11.220 ...have already been selected by the fourth year students. 09:11.500 --> 09:12.740 Disperse. 09:13.140 --> 09:18.180 Jhantoo sir, if it is so important for my dreams, then I'll definitely do it. 09:18.340 --> 09:19.740 I'll do everything. 09:19.900 --> 09:24.700 Is there any way I can manage cult status, social service and club altogether? 09:25.700 --> 09:28.340 There's no such thing. 09:28.500 --> 09:30.260 How come there is nothing? 09:30.290 --> 09:32.970 If a cultured woman like me has an affair... 09:33.300 --> 09:35.300 ...then it would be with a popular guy, right? 09:35.500 --> 09:37.700 Your uncle is anyway an ordinary guy. 09:38.020 --> 09:40.580 And an extra-marital affair like this... 09:40.660 --> 09:42.580 ...won't be accepted by the society either. 09:43.300 --> 09:45.820 If this is the case, then I will become popular for you. 09:46.020 --> 09:48.300 Just being popular will not suffice. 09:49.940 --> 09:52.620 You'd need to do more than that. 09:55.860 --> 09:58.020 Calling yourself 'cooldude69' will neither make 09:58.100 --> 10:01.350 you a cool dude, nor will it get you into 69. 10:02.300 --> 10:03.540 Shall we, aunty? 10:04.100 --> 10:06.020 You are such a moron. 10:06.340 --> 10:08.780 Aunty, please don't do it. 10:08.860 --> 10:10.700 You're not my love, you're my addiction. 10:10.900 --> 10:13.780 You know I can't sleep at night without seeing your face? 10:14.060 --> 10:14.940 If you agree... 10:15.020 --> 10:17.700 ...then I swear I won't even look at any aunty be it local or foreigner. 10:17.860 --> 10:19.540 I'll do as you say. 10:19.620 --> 10:20.980 I'll do it wherever you say. 10:21.060 --> 10:23.420 I will even become popular. Just say yes once. 10:23.500 --> 10:25.740 Please, aunty. Please. Please. 10:26.300 --> 10:27.260 Promise? 10:27.660 --> 10:30.100 Promise. Promise. Promise. Promise. 10:31.100 --> 10:34.540 Okay, then. Put on your clothes and be ready. 10:34.820 --> 10:35.820 Clothes? 10:35.890 --> 10:38.690 Why? You don't want to go to the club? 10:39.100 --> 10:40.820 Club? 10:40.980 --> 10:43.140 Hey, Ankit, don't you want to go to the club? 10:43.220 --> 10:45.740 Wake up. Or else you'll be late. 10:47.740 --> 10:49.980 I have to go. And become a popular too. 10:51.700 --> 10:55.140 Listen. You take the technical ones, and I'll take the cultural ones. 10:55.940 --> 10:57.100 Okay. 11:03.780 --> 11:06.420 In order to get selected in the debating society... 11:06.500 --> 11:09.180 ...the only thing one needs to do is... 11:10.130 --> 11:11.500 - Debate. - I disagree. 11:11.580 --> 11:13.100 I second that. 11:14.100 --> 11:16.060 Hello, sir. I'm Chirag Bansal. 11:16.140 --> 11:17.300 Computer Science. 11:17.380 --> 11:20.300 I want to join the hacking club because... 11:22.020 --> 11:25.140 Last financial year Sudama Bank website was hacked. 11:25.220 --> 11:26.740 Do you know who did it? 11:27.060 --> 11:28.420 No, sir. 11:28.660 --> 11:30.100 Nobody knows. 11:36.460 --> 11:43.540 So Ankit? Your topic is, 'I must be selected for the debating society.' 11:44.020 --> 11:47.140 And you'll be speaking against the motion. 11:47.660 --> 11:49.900 Your time starts now. 11:50.020 --> 11:53.580 Every hacker's most useful weapon is his anonymity. 11:54.620 --> 11:57.300 And you revealed your identity when you came in here, you asshole. 11:58.340 --> 11:59.660 Not a good start. 11:59.860 --> 12:02.780 So, in a nutshell, I've conclusively proven that I'm shy. 12:02.860 --> 12:04.620 ...under-confident, and a pathetic loser... 12:04.700 --> 12:07.660 ...and hence I should never ever be selected in the debating society. 12:07.740 --> 12:08.820 Ever. 12:09.780 --> 12:11.660 In fact, I even stutt..er. 12:12.940 --> 12:13.940 Stutter. 12:18.500 --> 12:19.940 We both agree with you. 12:20.460 --> 12:21.500 Rejected. 12:22.030 --> 12:27.550 Sir, you mean, even if I hack something, I won't be able to put it on my resume. 12:28.300 --> 12:32.300 Even if you hack Kangana's account and send romantic e-mails to Hrithik. 12:32.580 --> 12:33.860 Not even then. 13:06.940 --> 13:08.460 Women are mothers. 13:08.860 --> 13:11.380 Women are sisters, Women are Goddess. 13:11.940 --> 13:15.180 Who the hell are we to stop the women? 13:15.820 --> 13:18.940 Women have the talent... 13:19.680 --> 13:21.620 Stand only when I give you the cue.. 13:22.260 --> 13:24.260 Not now. You stupid woman. 13:24.720 --> 13:27.180 All the smart women have joined the dance club. 13:27.540 --> 13:29.660 Women... 13:40.420 --> 13:41.860 Fast learner. 13:41.940 --> 13:43.860 You'll make a drone by the end of the semester. 13:43.940 --> 13:45.900 You can even participate in Robo Wars. 13:45.980 --> 13:48.780 Robo Wars? Sounds Unique. 13:49.460 --> 13:51.860 Bro, it's the biggest robotics event in Asia. 13:51.940 --> 13:54.740 There are only 1300 participants from India. 13:54.820 --> 13:57.580 And they all write it on their CV proudly. 13:58.500 --> 14:00.420 - Everybody? - Yes. 14:00.500 --> 14:02.300 Then what's unique about it. 14:11.300 --> 14:12.900 Is this the Nature's Club meet? 14:13.860 --> 14:15.140 Aren't you... 14:16.860 --> 14:19.260 Welcome to the All-team meet of Nature's Club. 14:19.820 --> 14:20.900 I am not just it's President... 14:20.980 --> 14:22.060 ...but the entire Nature Club in itself. 14:22.140 --> 14:23.260 And now, even you're a part of it. 14:24.180 --> 14:25.220 Shall we start the session? 14:25.300 --> 14:27.540 Yes. From where? 14:27.620 --> 14:29.140 From here. 14:35.140 --> 14:37.060 I got into all the atheletic clubs. 14:37.140 --> 14:39.980 Short put, long jump, all of them. 14:40.180 --> 14:41.660 - And you? - Fine Arts. 14:41.740 --> 14:42.780 Very good. 14:42.940 --> 14:44.780 - Photography club. - Amazing. 14:45.100 --> 14:47.420 No club. I am not in any of the clubs. 14:47.500 --> 14:50.700 I repeat I am not in any of the clubs. 14:56.460 --> 14:57.740 And you? 14:59.940 --> 15:01.540 Which club? 15:02.060 --> 15:03.260 Nature's club? 15:03.360 --> 15:04.840 Nature's club? 15:05.180 --> 15:08.900 Are you going to segregate waste and keep them in different bins? 15:09.140 --> 15:11.220 Or build a biogas plant? 15:11.500 --> 15:15.020 You should've rather grown a ponytail and joined Iskcon instead. 15:15.100 --> 15:17.860 You could've chanted Lord's name all day and cleansed your sins. 15:17.940 --> 15:19.980 Plus you would've got free food as well. 15:20.060 --> 15:21.980 You're completely useless. 15:22.060 --> 15:24.380 Nobody is useless, at least he is trying. 15:24.460 --> 15:28.420 At least he doesn't have bad habits like cooldude69. 15:29.300 --> 15:30.780 Do you know that cool dude? 15:30.860 --> 15:34.180 Had I known the bugger, I would've gotten him rusticated. 15:35.940 --> 15:38.220 I just saw a nick on DC++ 15:38.300 --> 15:40.140 - But everyone has seen that. - No. 15:40.740 --> 15:44.260 I mean I've never seen anything like that. 15:44.860 --> 15:47.620 Yes. I mean just heard it from you for the first time. 15:47.700 --> 15:49.900 I mean what is it? 'Coolbird69?' 15:49.980 --> 15:52.300 'Cooldude69.' 15:52.620 --> 15:57.500 It's a nick on DC++ where you'll get lots of porn. 15:57.580 --> 15:58.780 How do you know? 15:58.860 --> 16:00.620 That's where everyone downloads it from. 16:01.100 --> 16:02.220 Fuck. 16:02.460 --> 16:04.060 Yes, Ankit. Yes. 16:04.140 --> 16:06.720 Welcome to the dark side of engineering. 16:09.340 --> 16:13.660 There are some porn dealers amongst us like cooldude69... 16:13.740 --> 16:18.060 ...who supply porn to innocent students and mislead them. 16:18.130 --> 16:22.090 Innocent students watch porn and some of them... 16:22.500 --> 16:24.700 ...even get into premarital masturbation. 16:24.780 --> 16:26.660 Yuck. Yuck. 16:26.740 --> 16:27.980 What yuck? 16:28.060 --> 16:31.220 This 'cooldude69' is the savior of LAN. 16:31.700 --> 16:33.780 - Have you seen 'Kavita aunty?' - No. 16:34.220 --> 16:35.540 You should. 16:35.620 --> 16:37.260 The entire campus is watching. 16:37.340 --> 16:38.820 Entire campus? 16:38.900 --> 16:41.660 Yes. This boy is a genius. 16:41.740 --> 16:44.100 He also puts a remark in the file name. 16:44.180 --> 16:47.060 First Five minutes of this. Boring story. 16:47.140 --> 16:49.700 The best scene at 15 minutes 20 seconds. 16:49.780 --> 16:52.300 This girl looks like Prachi from 11B. 16:52.380 --> 16:56.060 This guy has even given a title to one of the movies. 16:56.140 --> 16:59.660 Girl looks like Angelina Jolie. Boy looks like Ravi Teja. 17:00.820 --> 17:02.580 - Yeah. - What yeah? 17:02.660 --> 17:04.180 I don't look like him at all. 17:04.600 --> 17:07.800 And I'll never let any female to do that with me. 17:07.820 --> 17:09.820 That means you've also seen it. 17:09.900 --> 17:11.180 You saw it. Didn't you? 17:11.540 --> 17:13.780 Bro, what was that nick again? 17:13.860 --> 17:16.820 - 'cooldude69.' All in small letters. - What? Are you crazy? 17:16.900 --> 17:18.340 How can you say such things publicly? 17:18.420 --> 17:20.580 Yes, he's right. Don't encourage him like that. 17:20.660 --> 17:22.900 He's a bloody psychopath, rascal, idiot. 17:22.980 --> 17:26.700 At this age, they should make us hold a pen in our hands... He is... 17:28.420 --> 17:30.940 I tell you, this is a genetic problem. 17:31.020 --> 17:33.140 His parents must be bigger perverts than him. 17:33.220 --> 17:37.100 And I tell you I'll pray to Lord Balaji that his parents... 17:37.180 --> 17:40.460 Wait a second, bro. Wait a second. Wait a second. 17:41.090 --> 17:44.220 Maybe we're misunderstanding him. 17:44.570 --> 17:45.220 Right? 17:45.660 --> 17:48.060 Maybe he downloads it for himself. 17:48.140 --> 17:50.940 And also writes remarks for his own reference. Who knows? 17:51.020 --> 17:52.980 Then he would've kept his folder private. 17:53.060 --> 17:54.460 Why is it public? 17:55.300 --> 18:01.900 Maybe he doesn't know. I mean he's new. 18:02.140 --> 18:04.450 No one's that useless, okay. 18:08.420 --> 18:10.500 I'll go get something to eat. 18:33.580 --> 18:37.180 I heard you got into Nature's Club, so I brought ice-cream! 18:37.300 --> 18:39.460 You're such a bad actor. 18:40.100 --> 18:44.500 I heard you got into Nature's Club, so I brought ice-cream. 18:46.900 --> 18:50.820 Ankit. Don't worry about the clubs so much. 18:51.630 --> 18:53.510 The selections will continue tomorrow as well. 18:53.580 --> 18:56.340 I am not worried about getting selected in clubs, 18:56.660 --> 19:00.660 But a sense of belonging. 19:01.580 --> 19:03.300 If I get selected in any of the random clubs... 19:03.380 --> 19:05.140 ...that won't make me a part of this hostel. 19:05.220 --> 19:06.660 What are you talking about? 19:06.740 --> 19:08.300 Even I am not in any of the clubs. 19:08.380 --> 19:10.260 But that doesn't mean I'm not a part of the hostel? 19:10.340 --> 19:12.780 You are. You're definitely are a part of it. 19:13.300 --> 19:14.780 And that's the point. 19:15.580 --> 19:19.100 You, Jaat, Jhantoo, Leo and that Ravi Teja... 19:19.500 --> 19:21.940 In fact, they know Rakhi as well. 19:23.620 --> 19:27.020 And even if I manage to become a part of any club, I'll still remain unknown. 19:28.180 --> 19:30.580 If I were to take my bags and leave... 19:32.060 --> 19:34.090 ...nobody will even notice. 19:35.420 --> 19:39.300 Even a pregnant lady's baby bump is seen in the fourth month. 19:39.380 --> 19:41.340 And it's not even been 2 months since you've joined. 19:41.420 --> 19:44.940 - Soon everyone will know you. - How? 19:46.660 --> 19:48.840 This is not a classroom of 40 kids. 19:49.100 --> 19:51.420 It's a campus of 1500 students. 19:56.540 --> 20:00.300 I'll raise my kid to be a really cool person. 20:00.380 --> 20:02.340 I'll even teach him to play guitar. 20:04.420 --> 20:06.730 I'm an ordinary person like him. 20:08.260 --> 20:10.380 But my child won't be. 20:11.380 --> 20:13.260 Who is he? 20:14.620 --> 20:17.100 This is my photograph from 7th grade. 20:17.180 --> 20:18.980 I found it on FB. 20:19.820 --> 20:22.860 And nobody tagged this poor kid. 20:23.860 --> 20:27.020 I mean even the grumpy principal was tagged, but not this boy. 20:27.900 --> 20:29.860 I thought I'll tag him. 20:31.620 --> 20:34.100 But I couldn't remember his name. 20:39.220 --> 20:41.820 That's going to be my fate as well. 20:43.300 --> 20:46.340 I'll only leave this college with a degree. 20:47.860 --> 20:49.420 Not memories. 20:58.340 --> 21:03.700 Gymkhana President, 2003. Manoj Mishra, aka Bhosad. 21:03.900 --> 21:05.020 He used to say... 21:05.340 --> 21:09.460 ...those who don't have an identity in college, always feel lonely. 21:09.540 --> 21:11.620 'Adopted Child Syndrome.' 21:12.140 --> 21:16.140 Years after graduating from college, when these students chat on whatsapp groups 21:16.380 --> 21:20.220 ...others wonder 'who's this asshole?' 21:20.620 --> 21:23.700 And so...be it good or bad... 21:24.580 --> 21:28.580 ...you need to have an identity in college. 21:30.420 --> 21:32.500 Hey, man! Make an entry first. 21:38.300 --> 21:39.980 So, for every epsilon... 21:40.060 --> 21:41.260 This epsilon. 21:41.340 --> 21:43.060 For every epsilon, you've to find an N. 21:43.140 --> 21:44.660 Once you find it... 21:44.740 --> 21:46.260 ...for every epsilon... the problem is solved. 21:46.340 --> 21:49.620 I mean to say..take the epsilon and find the N. 21:49.700 --> 21:51.980 And your question will be solved. I promise you. 21:53.460 --> 21:54.700 What is this? 21:55.220 --> 21:57.900 Good that you finally asked, sir. 21:59.980 --> 22:02.220 Hi, I am Chirag Bansal. 22:02.300 --> 22:08.380 Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO and everything C of Wiki Lectures. 22:08.460 --> 22:10.980 - What lecture? - Wiki Lecture, sir. 22:11.060 --> 22:12.860 It's a non-profit organization... 22:12.940 --> 22:15.180 ...whose sole aim is to make videos of lectures... 22:15.260 --> 22:18.020 ...and help those students... 22:18.100 --> 22:20.380 ...who aren't able to attend lectures. 22:20.460 --> 22:23.700 Wait a second. This is very distracting. 22:23.780 --> 22:26.140 Imagine, sir. 22:26.340 --> 22:29.740 When these videos will be seen in every corner of the world... 22:29.820 --> 22:33.100 ...you'll become famous like Salman Khan. 22:34.020 --> 22:37.620 From Khan Academy. Not the one from Being Human. 22:37.980 --> 22:42.380 And finally, you'll get million dollar aide from Bill Gates. 22:42.460 --> 22:44.700 The Padmashree and a shawl from the Indian Government. 22:44.780 --> 22:47.460 And maybe gain respect from every student. 22:47.730 --> 22:49.570 I promise you, sir. 22:56.940 --> 22:59.060 19.3 boules. 22:59.140 --> 23:01.020 It's maths class. 23:01.220 --> 23:04.540 Oh! Maths class. 23:07.180 --> 23:08.460 You're doing the right thing. 23:08.700 --> 23:10.860 You're doing the right thing. Look at him, great fellow. 23:11.660 --> 23:14.340 - Keep it up. Do it. Yes. - Come on, sir. 23:14.740 --> 23:16.460 For every epsilon greater than 0... 23:16.540 --> 23:18.500 Sir, towards left. 23:18.580 --> 23:19.220 Yes. 23:19.300 --> 23:21.780 - For every epsilon and find the 0... - Sir, show the right profile. 23:22.460 --> 23:23.820 Catch the light. 23:24.480 --> 23:25.290 Perfect. 23:25.620 --> 23:28.020 - So for every epsilon and find the 0.. - Smile. 23:28.100 --> 23:30.060 A bit more. Bit more. 23:30.940 --> 23:32.220 Now continue. 23:32.300 --> 23:34.900 For every epsilon, you've to find an N. 23:34.980 --> 23:37.020 Can you see that? I am sure you can see this. 23:37.100 --> 23:40.260 There is N. And once you find N, your problem will be solved. 23:40.340 --> 23:43.060 That is how we prove that the sequence is converting. 23:43.140 --> 23:44.580 This difference has to be lesser than epsilon. 23:44.660 --> 23:46.980 Bro, you cracked it. 23:48.300 --> 23:50.460 I mean you've become the coordinator in the very first year. 23:51.860 --> 23:52.900 - Listen! - Yes. 23:53.300 --> 23:55.140 Make me your secretary. 23:55.220 --> 23:57.940 - Please. - What are you saying? 23:58.020 --> 24:00.700 - Apply with a proper resume? - What? 24:00.780 --> 24:03.660 And don't forget to add your extra-curriculars. 24:03.740 --> 24:05.820 We need a multi-faceted personality. 24:05.900 --> 24:08.500 Chirag, my yellow bear. 24:08.580 --> 24:10.740 Heard you've created quite a stir, huh! 24:10.820 --> 24:13.180 Bro, not just from this batch... 24:13.260 --> 24:15.740 ..but kids from all the upcomimg batches will worship him. 24:15.880 --> 24:16.700 Hmm. 24:16.840 --> 24:20.700 I'll go to Stanford not to seek admission, but to give a Tedtalk. 24:20.980 --> 24:23.940 I'll make you the head of the advisory council. 24:24.020 --> 24:26.510 You've solved all the student's problems. 24:26.540 --> 24:27.370 Yes. 24:27.420 --> 24:29.140 Nobody is going to miss a single lecture henceforth. 24:29.260 --> 24:31.340 You fool no one is going to attend any. 24:32.100 --> 24:33.100 And, Ankit! Listen. 24:33.500 --> 24:36.180 Whenever you get a free time, learn something from him. 24:36.700 --> 24:38.780 I honestly tried. 24:38.860 --> 24:41.780 I am joking. I know you tried. 24:41.860 --> 24:43.260 You are an asshole. 24:43.540 --> 24:44.740 Hey, asshole. 24:51.500 --> 24:53.100 Sir, what are you doing here? 24:53.900 --> 24:55.260 Is something wrong? 24:55.460 --> 24:56.820 Whose room is this? 25:01.340 --> 25:04.820 I mean you're right, sir. It's completely their fault. 25:04.900 --> 25:05.980 But please forgive these naive kids. 25:06.060 --> 25:07.900 - Apologise... - Shut up, Jhantoo. 25:07.980 --> 25:09.980 Sir, you know me? How come? 25:12.100 --> 25:13.820 Is this the only laptop in this room? 25:14.740 --> 25:16.980 IP address 108.13. Right? 25:17.060 --> 25:18.820 Yes, right. 25:19.020 --> 25:20.820 So you are 'cooldude69.' 25:21.260 --> 25:23.780 Sorry, we thought you are an asshole. 25:23.860 --> 25:24.820 'Cooldude?' Me? 25:24.900 --> 25:26.700 No. I'm 'Steve Gates.' 25:27.220 --> 25:28.500 - Really? - Yes. 25:28.580 --> 25:30.820 - Show ? - Yes, see. 25:38.100 --> 25:39.740 It's him. 25:42.940 --> 25:44.300 Are you ashamed to tell us? 25:44.380 --> 25:47.660 No. This is Ankit's ID, not mine. 25:48.700 --> 25:49.820 Yes. 25:51.060 --> 25:52.540 Sorry, sir. 25:58.040 --> 26:00.020 Pleasure meeting you, 'cooldude69.' 26:01.020 --> 26:03.780 aka Ankit Pandey. 26:04.900 --> 26:06.020 Very talented. 26:06.100 --> 26:07.900 Sir, you're wrong. 26:07.980 --> 26:09.340 Finger on your lips. 26:09.980 --> 26:11.420 Do you know who he is? 26:12.020 --> 26:15.380 After DPS MMS, 'Savita Bhabhi' and 'Sunny Leone...' 26:15.460 --> 26:17.980 ...the Indian porn industry's fourth evolution is 'Kavita Aunty.' 26:18.980 --> 26:20.380 For the first time in four years... 26:20.460 --> 26:23.540 I've shared porn with my friends at IIT and not the other way around. 26:23.820 --> 26:26.380 Those guys have whitewashed the walls of thier rooms. 26:27.140 --> 26:30.460 And he is the one who seeded the porn in the campus. 26:31.060 --> 26:33.300 You brought Kavita Aunty here. 26:34.780 --> 26:35.980 - Respect. - Yes. 26:36.060 --> 26:39.500 Learn to respect the talent. 26:41.140 --> 26:44.380 Bro, I am in the fourth year. 26:44.980 --> 26:47.620 And I've had sex, twice. 26:48.220 --> 26:52.140 I never thought I will find my college zest back at this age. 26:52.780 --> 26:54.820 But the material you post... 26:55.900 --> 26:57.740 ...it makes us feel fucking young! 26:58.370 --> 27:00.260 But why's the folder private? 27:00.700 --> 27:02.860 He was in the middle of jerking off. 27:03.060 --> 27:06.540 - I thought someone might complain... - We'll screw him over. 27:07.220 --> 27:08.740 Share without a fear. 27:09.540 --> 27:12.020 How did you find Kavita Aunty? 27:12.220 --> 27:14.260 Even we visit xvideos and Pornhub. 27:14.340 --> 27:15.740 We never found it. 27:16.460 --> 27:18.780 Tell them. Why are you feeling so shy? 27:18.900 --> 27:20.900 Sir, he's not used to so much respect. 27:20.980 --> 27:21.980 Come on, tell them. 27:22.290 --> 27:26.410 Sometimes when you go to 15-16th pages of search results... 27:26.500 --> 27:31.580 ...You find mind-blowing clips from hours of repetitive videos. 27:31.660 --> 27:34.340 How do you know that you'll find the right clip from this video? 27:34.420 --> 27:38.980 When there are acclaimed porn directors like Brad Armstrong... 27:39.060 --> 27:40.780 ...Greg Lansky, and Axel Braun... 27:41.260 --> 27:43.540 ...then somewhere you'll find good scenes. 27:43.620 --> 27:46.060 You even know the names of the directors of porn films? 27:46.140 --> 27:47.300 Yes. 27:47.900 --> 27:52.380 I mean only those who've won an AVN Award or are on the XCRO Hall of fame... 27:52.460 --> 27:56.620 ...or may be those who get great reviews on IAFD or Xcritic. 27:56.700 --> 27:58.220 Porn film reviews. 27:58.300 --> 28:00.380 Directors. Hall of Fame. 28:01.860 --> 28:03.340 Genius. 28:03.660 --> 28:05.300 If this is your performance in the first year... 28:05.380 --> 28:06.980 ...then I'm sure you'll do wonders in the future. 28:07.780 --> 28:09.900 Tell them your mission, if you have any. 28:10.900 --> 28:14.660 Nothing, sir. I was thinking about getting Deepfakes porn. 28:14.740 --> 28:16.700 One with 3D virtual reality. 28:19.380 --> 28:20.620 You are Dopa. 28:20.900 --> 28:21.740 Do...pa. 28:21.820 --> 28:23.260 Do...pa. You are Dopa. 28:23.340 --> 28:24.700 Hello. 28:25.660 --> 28:28.380 You should fold your hands to Dopa, and not shake them. 28:31.060 --> 28:33.340 I've made your folder public again. Come on. Get to work. 28:33.420 --> 28:36.300 And listen, if you need anything. 28:36.500 --> 28:38.780 Just say it in front of any laptop or phone on a campus. 28:39.340 --> 28:40.500 We'll hear it. 28:42.730 --> 28:43.900 We're leaving now. 28:44.900 --> 28:45.940 We've got some work to do. 28:47.820 --> 28:48.860 Move. 28:52.660 --> 28:54.020 Fsociety. 28:55.020 --> 28:58.180 Great! You are a Dopa now. 28:58.780 --> 29:00.340 Great. 29:00.620 --> 29:02.260 Who were they, Jhantoo? 29:02.340 --> 29:03.380 These guys are very famous. 29:03.460 --> 29:05.780 They hacked the Sudama Bank's website. 29:05.860 --> 29:07.660 Every student on the campus knows about it. 29:07.740 --> 29:09.980 What? Everyone? 29:10.300 --> 29:13.540 Then I should've joined the hacking club. 29:14.640 --> 29:15.720 I can't believe it. 29:15.740 --> 29:18.620 They came into your room and made you Dopa. 29:18.980 --> 29:22.580 Jhantoo, what is Dopa? 29:24.020 --> 29:28.260 D-O-P-A. Dopa. 29:28.660 --> 29:32.180 It means, 'Dean of Pondy Affairs.' 29:32.820 --> 29:35.220 I'm sure you're wonderig what Pondy is. 29:35.740 --> 29:37.820 It's the nickname for pornography. 29:38.180 --> 29:39.420 You're right. 29:39.500 --> 29:42.500 In engineering colleges, there's a nickname even for pornography. 29:42.740 --> 29:43.900 Pondy! 29:44.140 --> 29:45.880 At hostels, you can earn 29:46.220 --> 29:51.640 cult status, social service and responsibility through Pondy, 29:52.060 --> 29:53.220 and make you 'the Dopa.' 29:54.020 --> 29:57.740 Selfish people collect coins, stamps and souvenirs for themselves. 29:58.140 --> 30:02.300 But Dopa collects porn for everyone. 30:03.450 --> 30:05.890 "The world is my family." 30:09.940 --> 30:13.620 An ideal Dopa keeps everyone's preference in mind. 30:14.140 --> 30:15.060 His. 30:15.660 --> 30:16.700 His. 30:16.940 --> 30:17.940 His. 30:18.020 --> 30:19.940 And his. 30:20.740 --> 30:27.300 Only he knows what's being downloaded in which corner of the girl's hostel. 30:28.900 --> 30:31.500 But Dopa never reveals. 30:32.800 --> 30:33.740 What? 30:33.860 --> 30:35.020 Nothing. 30:36.060 --> 30:37.900 There are times when not a single person from 30:37.930 --> 30:39.770 the entire batch knows about Dopa's identity. 30:39.960 --> 30:44.060 But the batches that don't have a Dopa, know how it feels to not have one. 30:44.740 --> 30:47.780 Dopa cannot write his achievements on his resume... 30:48.140 --> 30:50.220 ...nor he can say it on any interview. 30:50.740 --> 30:53.540 But he still works all night. 30:56.700 --> 30:58.180 'Musu Musu Haasi...' 31:00.140 --> 31:01.500 'Deo Malai Lai' 31:01.700 --> 31:02.820 Again. 31:03.300 --> 31:05.700 Play it. 31:06.740 --> 31:12.740 'Musu Musu Haasi' 31:13.060 --> 31:16.340 Because feeding a hungry soul his favourite food... 31:16.420 --> 31:21.500 ...and watching him sleep comfortably is a blissful feeling. 31:38.700 --> 31:40.420 You're back! ng him sleep comfortably is a blissful feeling.