WEBVTT 00:00:28.860 --> 00:00:30.540 align:center When are you throwing a party to celebrate your internship? 00:00:30.620 --> 00:00:33.000 align:center - Didn't get the PPO bro. - Oh! 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:21.720 align:center All set? 00:01:21.890 --> 00:01:22.930 align:center Did you talk to your mother? 00:01:23.740 --> 00:01:24.670 align:center Are your rooms set? 00:01:25.350 --> 00:01:26.350 align:center Are you done with your food? 00:01:27.470 --> 00:01:28.590 align:center Shall we begin with the interaction then? 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:30.970 align:center Come on, let's begin. 00:01:32.230 --> 00:01:36.310 align:center My name is Rupesh Bhatia. My roll number is 170037. 00:01:36.390 --> 00:01:38.460 align:center I have been selected for the 4 year undergraduate 00:01:38.510 --> 00:01:40.060 align:center program of Mechanical Engineering. 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:43.140 align:center My hobbies are exercising, reacquiring illegally possessed plots... 00:01:43.220 --> 00:01:46.210 align:center ...and finding a nice bull to mate with my cow. 00:01:46.290 --> 00:01:48.850 align:center - All hail Hostel number 3! - Hail! 00:01:51.710 --> 00:01:53.600 align:center The boy had shaped up pretty well in just 3 days. 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:54.520 align:center Great. 00:01:54.700 --> 00:01:55.820 align:center You have a bright future. 00:01:56.240 --> 00:01:58.600 align:center He'll be our first contender in our "Hostel Abuse Tournament". 00:01:59.060 --> 00:02:00.600 align:center Mota Bheem. 00:02:00.860 --> 00:02:02.570 align:center How many abuses can you hurl in a single breath? 00:02:03.470 --> 00:02:06.080 align:center Sir, I have asthma. 00:02:06.190 --> 00:02:09.650 align:center I'm not well versed with the cuss words. 00:02:09.730 --> 00:02:11.860 align:center I'll participate in some other activity. 00:02:11.940 --> 00:02:14.860 align:center Have you come to a fucking summer camp. You asshole! 00:02:15.150 --> 00:02:16.960 align:center Is this 'The Neelam show?' 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:24.080 align:center We need to get rid of the coyness inside you. 00:02:24.760 --> 00:02:29.550 align:center Listen, you have to invent 10 cuss words overnight and learn them by-heart. 00:02:30.060 --> 00:02:30.930 align:center I am going to test you on that. 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:33.790 align:center Yeah... and we'll also show him, two girls, one cup. 00:02:34.040 --> 00:02:35.210 align:center On the Oculus. 00:02:35.440 --> 00:02:38.130 align:center Him? He will start crying. 00:02:38.510 --> 00:02:41.140 align:center - This entire batch is useless. - No sir. 00:02:41.220 --> 00:02:43.310 align:center We have three girls Mechanical this year. 00:02:43.390 --> 00:02:44.820 align:center - Three? - Yes. 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:45.930 align:center You have the list? 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:48.940 align:center I do. But haven't shortlisted yet. 00:02:49.260 --> 00:02:51.480 align:center - We'll do it together. - Yes. 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:52.410 align:center Come. 00:02:52.440 --> 00:02:55.000 align:center I will go keep my stuff in the cupboard first. 00:02:55.050 --> 00:02:56.800 align:center Because if Reddy gets to the cupboard first... 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:57.400 align:center Get lost. 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:59.230 align:center Thanks for understanding. 00:03:00.130 --> 00:03:03.330 align:center Reddy's train is delayed. He's arriving in the evening. 00:03:03.580 --> 00:03:05.440 align:center Meet me at the canteen once you are settled. 00:03:07.980 --> 00:03:10.500 align:center Mr. Jatin. Correction... Correction. 00:03:10.580 --> 00:03:13.760 align:center Jhantoo Ji, if you don't mind, may I ask you a question? 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:17.240 align:center - 8 inches, without pills. - What? 00:03:18.690 --> 00:03:21.770 align:center No, I mean how could you rag... 00:03:22.720 --> 00:03:24.980 align:center Correction..Correction. Intro. 00:03:25.250 --> 00:03:27.020 align:center I mean how can you take our intro...? 00:03:27.100 --> 00:03:28.170 align:center ...because you're a fresher too. 00:03:28.250 --> 00:03:30.790 align:center Who are you calling a fresher, asshole? 00:03:31.320 --> 00:03:34.030 align:center I've been chilling in these corridors even before the first landing on mars... 00:03:34.110 --> 00:03:36.240 align:center ...and Ranveer started going around with Deepika. 00:03:36.320 --> 00:03:37.830 align:center Understand? Ask him. 00:03:38.210 --> 00:03:39.350 align:center Tell him. 00:03:41.650 --> 00:03:46.230 align:center Brother Jhantoo sat for his first entrance test in 2014 with his friends. 00:03:46.640 --> 00:03:50.880 align:center His friends cracked the entrance, but Jhantoo became a part of the college. 00:03:51.180 --> 00:03:53.100 align:center Not as a student, but a squatter in the hostel. 00:03:53.730 --> 00:03:55.680 align:center And thanks to the money earned... 00:03:55.760 --> 00:03:57.220 align:center ...by selling booze, smokes, friends' mess cards,... 00:03:57.300 --> 00:04:01.380 align:center ... seven 7 fake ID cards and staying in this hostel all the while... 00:04:01.460 --> 00:04:04.190 align:center ...he cracked this entrance exam in just four years. 00:04:04.690 --> 00:04:08.850 align:center And by achieving this feat he has made our village Jhabua proud... 00:04:08.930 --> 00:04:12.070 align:center ...and also became an inspiration for many youngsters. 00:04:19.830 --> 00:04:24.430 align:center 19576, Agricultural Engineering. 00:04:24.650 --> 00:04:28.500 align:center My name is Jatin, but people call me Jhantoo out of respect. 00:04:28.580 --> 00:04:31.150 align:center Jhantoo, you motherfucker! where the hell are you? 00:04:31.310 --> 00:04:32.330 align:center Coming. 00:04:34.030 --> 00:04:34.790 align:center Respect. 00:04:45.890 --> 00:04:47.410 align:center How dare he call me Mota Bheem. 00:04:47.470 --> 00:04:50.730 align:center Bloody Teletubby. Now you wait and watch. 00:04:57.720 --> 00:04:58.750 align:center Hey, Jaat. 00:04:59.150 --> 00:05:03.180 align:center When the Dean asks who ragged you, then what am I going to say? 00:05:03.580 --> 00:05:05.790 align:center I don't even remember their names. 00:05:05.960 --> 00:05:08.990 align:center But don't worry, it won't get to that. 00:05:09.070 --> 00:05:10.330 align:center Of course, it will. 00:05:10.510 --> 00:05:12.250 align:center Just wait, Dean will take strict action... 00:05:12.330 --> 00:05:13.730 align:center ...as soon as he finds out about the complaint. 00:05:13.820 --> 00:05:17.060 align:center He clearly mentioned during the orientation that we were like his own kids. 00:05:17.130 --> 00:05:21.720 align:center After giving birth to a child, even the doctor smacks them on their ass. 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:24.350 align:center Nobody's life begins without crying. 00:05:24.350 --> 00:05:26.280 align:center You're a fool, if you think ragging is cool. 00:05:26.360 --> 00:05:27.530 align:center Didn't you see the poster? 00:05:27.610 --> 00:05:30.170 align:center You are scared because of these posters. 00:05:30.250 --> 00:05:32.440 align:center What did they exactly do to you? 00:05:32.630 --> 00:05:34.460 align:center They only made you say asshole and faggot. 00:05:34.540 --> 00:05:36.730 align:center At the most, they will make you utter bastard or dickhead. 00:05:36.810 --> 00:05:38.580 align:center Jaat, please don't use bad words. 00:05:38.660 --> 00:05:41.350 align:center Alright. if I say it, those become bad words. 00:05:41.430 --> 00:05:43.780 align:center And when Virat Kohli abuses on the pitch... 00:05:43.860 --> 00:05:45.830 align:center ...then he's cool, aggressive and passionate. 00:05:46.270 --> 00:05:49.530 align:center Son, the problem is not with the words, it's the thought behind it. 00:05:50.790 --> 00:05:52.190 align:center Tell me something. 00:05:52.520 --> 00:05:54.680 align:center What does your mother wear under her petticoat? 00:05:54.760 --> 00:05:56.890 align:center Rupesh. How dare you talk about... 00:05:56.970 --> 00:05:59.430 align:center Slippers. She wears slippers. 00:06:00.280 --> 00:06:02.670 align:center Don't start picturising things immediately. 00:06:03.170 --> 00:06:04.890 align:center Just say it. Don't think too hard. 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:13.440 align:center Bro, frankly speaking, I can tolerate 00:06:13.610 --> 00:06:15.340 align:center the intro, phantom and the abuses, 00:06:16.050 --> 00:06:19.210 align:center but I really hope they don't make me strip. 00:06:19.610 --> 00:06:22.090 align:center Once we went to a water park for our school picnic. 00:06:22.270 --> 00:06:25.410 align:center I got over-enthusiastic and took my t-shirt off. 00:06:25.620 --> 00:06:30.200 align:center Since then I've been teased by everyone. They call me Mother Dairy. 00:06:30.380 --> 00:06:32.140 align:center Even flat-chested girls. 00:06:32.690 --> 00:06:35.630 align:center What's the harm in taking your clothes off? 00:06:35.820 --> 00:06:37.500 align:center You'll not be the only one without his clothes off. 00:06:38.310 --> 00:06:40.240 align:center But stop acting like a cry baby all the time. 00:06:40.490 --> 00:06:43.180 align:center You'll attract undue attention from the seniors without a reason. 00:06:43.410 --> 00:06:46.260 align:center If you stay with the pack, then you'll be safe. 00:06:47.630 --> 00:06:48.580 align:center Bravo. 00:06:49.670 --> 00:06:51.270 align:center And on this note, here you go. 00:06:51.540 --> 00:06:53.620 align:center I've written down 15 bad words for you. 00:06:53.700 --> 00:06:55.910 align:center - Choose any 10. - Thank you. 00:06:58.070 --> 00:06:59.810 align:center Sis... 00:06:59.950 --> 00:07:01.430 align:center Mother... 00:07:01.870 --> 00:07:03.200 align:center Grandmother... 00:07:03.290 --> 00:07:06.410 align:center Yuck! Who the hell does that to women? 00:07:22.830 --> 00:07:23.550 align:center Huh, Amateurs!... 00:07:24.430 --> 00:07:25.810 align:center Happens every time. 00:07:27.050 --> 00:07:31.710 align:center Every year at least over a million sit for engineering entrance exam. 00:07:32.070 --> 00:07:34.110 align:center But the competition is so tough... 00:07:34.190 --> 00:07:36.950 align:center ...that only 30,000-40,000 students don't pass the test. 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:40.090 align:center And the rest get into engineering. 00:07:40.580 --> 00:07:42.330 align:center There are plenty of engineering colleges. 00:07:43.020 --> 00:07:44.560 align:center And going with this heard mentality... 00:07:44.590 --> 00:07:46.990 align:center ...my son had planned to sit for the entrance. 00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:48.770 align:center And then I tried to explain this to.. 00:07:48.840 --> 00:07:52.770 align:center ..my son, Piyush. If you think that after coming here... 00:07:52.850 --> 00:07:56.450 align:center ...you'll become like 'Rancho' from '3 Idiots'. 00:07:56.530 --> 00:07:58.890 align:center You'll score a perfect 10 in end semesters. 00:07:59.180 --> 00:08:01.270 align:center Or might even become an entrepreneur. 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:03.220 align:center But that's not the truth. 00:08:03.930 --> 00:08:06.330 align:center Once you get here you'll spend your days... 00:08:06.350 --> 00:08:11.930 align:center ...watching porn, GPL, hitting on girls and cheating in exams. 00:08:12.970 --> 00:08:16.630 align:center If you're gonna end up following your passion after B. Tech., 00:08:16.700 --> 00:08:19.980 align:center then start smoking pot and buy a DSLR camera. 00:08:24.650 --> 00:08:27.290 align:center I couldn't explain him beyond that, 00:08:27.380 --> 00:08:29.540 align:center because he agreed at once. 00:08:30.150 --> 00:08:35.230 align:center Now my Piyush is a janitor by the day in hostel 2 00:08:35.300 --> 00:08:38.150 align:center and makes youtube reaction videos at night. 00:08:39.190 --> 00:08:43.070 align:center But not every student is a visionary like my son. 00:08:43.550 --> 00:08:45.850 align:center His seat won't go to waste, 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:47.950 align:center someone will be allotted his seat... 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:52.830 align:center The new scapegoat. 00:08:54.970 --> 00:08:56.620 align:center Open the door, now it's your turn. 00:08:57.090 --> 00:09:00.330 align:center Let's go in a group. Only the tiger walks alone. 00:09:01.170 --> 00:09:02.590 align:center It's not a senior. 00:09:02.670 --> 00:09:05.660 align:center Seniors don't knock. They just barge in. 00:09:05.950 --> 00:09:06.840 align:center Open the door. 00:09:08.460 --> 00:09:09.790 align:center Let's go together, please. 00:09:13.090 --> 00:09:14.020 align:center Hello, guys. 00:09:18.350 --> 00:09:20.420 align:center - This is the D top Wing, right? - Yes. 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:22.560 align:center Hi, Ankit Pandey. Civil. 5502. 00:09:22.640 --> 00:09:23.550 align:center Why should I? 00:09:23.760 --> 00:09:25.220 align:center 5500 bucks just for the name? 00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:26.620 align:center What's so special about your name? 00:09:26.700 --> 00:09:28.940 align:center - No, that's my rank. 5502. - Oh, right. 00:09:29.020 --> 00:09:33.780 align:center I'm Rupesh Bhati. Mechanical. 1537007 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:37.090 align:center But these many didn't even appear for the Mains. 00:09:37.230 --> 00:09:38.830 align:center That's not my rank. 00:09:38.910 --> 00:09:41.340 align:center That's the amount paid by my father for my selection, with GST. 00:09:41.790 --> 00:09:43.250 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 00:09:43.530 --> 00:09:45.840 align:center I am Chirag Bansal. Computer Science. 00:09:46.130 --> 00:09:47.530 align:center Civil is great. 00:09:47.870 --> 00:09:51.080 align:center I desperately wanted to choose Civil, but my father... 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:55.470 align:center But then everyone knows about Civil. 00:09:56.510 --> 00:09:57.730 align:center What about it? 00:09:57.790 --> 00:10:01.260 align:center The students who opt for civil in this college never get a job. 00:10:01.510 --> 00:10:03.430 align:center And which understanding father will ever push his dear son... 00:10:03.510 --> 00:10:05.320 align:center ...in the dark depths of unemployment. 00:10:05.400 --> 00:10:06.550 align:center Uncle was absolutely right. 00:10:06.630 --> 00:10:08.040 align:center No, but it's clearly mentioned in the prospectus that... 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:10.040 align:center They write utter nonsense in the prospectus. 00:10:10.120 --> 00:10:12.250 align:center They even have pictures of girls and boys together. 00:10:12.330 --> 00:10:14.160 align:center But did you see a single chick on your way here? 00:10:16.280 --> 00:10:18.180 align:center Don't worry about the branch. 00:10:18.260 --> 00:10:20.850 align:center - You can change it. - How's that even possible? 00:10:20.930 --> 00:10:22.890 align:center You need to be amongst the top 1% for that. 00:10:22.990 --> 00:10:23.780 align:center Top 1%? 00:10:24.180 --> 00:10:26.950 align:center - You don't even know that? - How could he know? 00:10:27.030 --> 00:10:29.170 align:center Poor guy missed his orientation. 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:32.340 align:center Don't worry, I've made notes of the entire orientation. 00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:34.710 align:center Go settle your luggage, and I'll tell you more about it. 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:38.690 align:center - Keep it where? - In your room. 00:10:38.770 --> 00:10:40.350 align:center This boy is very slow. 00:10:40.430 --> 00:10:41.850 align:center Son. You should stay in Civil. 00:10:41.930 --> 00:10:43.510 align:center But I've been allotted this room. 00:10:52.390 --> 00:10:54.350 align:center But we're already staying here. 00:11:00.740 --> 00:11:06.240 align:center 'I'm on my way' 00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:12.590 align:center 'Yes I'm on my way' 00:11:13.580 --> 00:11:16.270 align:center Ma'am, I never said that your son is lying. 00:11:16.370 --> 00:11:17.420 align:center When did I say that? 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:22.150 align:center But Shubham and Nitesh are sincere students. 00:11:22.540 --> 00:11:24.110 align:center They stay away from ragging and such activities. 00:11:26.150 --> 00:11:31.510 align:center Look, if his classmates call him "Dhilu-Dhilu" then that's not ragging. 00:11:31.590 --> 00:11:32.860 align:center What can I do about it? 00:11:34.370 --> 00:11:37.630 align:center I don't know. I thought that's what they call him all the time. 00:11:39.250 --> 00:11:40.320 align:center I see... 00:11:41.540 --> 00:11:44.270 align:center So now you want me to give you a reason... 00:11:44.350 --> 00:11:47.310 align:center ...to send your son to the college. 00:11:48.610 --> 00:11:50.350 align:center Ma'am, your son is a professor. 00:11:50.430 --> 00:11:51.450 align:center Relax. 00:11:51.670 --> 00:11:53.940 align:center His job is to intimidate his students, not get intimidated from them. 00:11:55.470 --> 00:11:56.540 align:center I'm fed up of this. 00:11:57.720 --> 00:11:59.100 align:center Such people should be ragged. 00:11:59.400 --> 00:12:03.320 align:center Sir, ragging is still illegal, right? 00:12:03.730 --> 00:12:06.420 align:center Of course. But only for the students. 00:12:07.570 --> 00:12:09.130 align:center The Administration is allowed. 00:12:11.040 --> 00:12:12.410 align:center And they will. 00:12:14.260 --> 00:12:17.400 align:center I am joking. Look at his face. 00:12:17.980 --> 00:12:19.850 align:center Your problem was room allotment, right? 00:12:19.870 --> 00:12:20.960 align:center Yes, sir. 00:12:21.630 --> 00:12:23.410 align:center Does anyone know how to use Excel? 00:12:23.490 --> 00:12:25.140 align:center I usually wear double XL. 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:28.010 align:center He's talking about Microsoft Excel. Quiet. 00:12:28.490 --> 00:12:29.830 align:center Donation? 00:12:30.770 --> 00:12:33.340 align:center I can't see the rooms in this. 00:12:33.420 --> 00:12:35.540 align:center - Can I take a look, sir? - Yes, please. 00:12:36.100 --> 00:12:38.020 align:center Here... 00:12:40.220 --> 00:12:42.190 align:center Sir, you hid the columns. 00:12:42.270 --> 00:12:44.220 align:center They must have gotten hidden by themselves... 00:12:45.260 --> 00:12:50.740 align:center So room no. 69 is alloted to Rupesh Bhati and Ankit Pandey. 00:12:51.260 --> 00:12:54.570 align:center - So you two are in 69. - And Chirag Bansal? 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:57.260 align:center 68. The one next to it. 00:12:57.340 --> 00:13:00.130 align:center But that's where Jhant... I mean that's Jatin Ji's room. 00:13:00.210 --> 00:13:01.330 align:center Jatin who? 00:13:01.520 --> 00:13:05.680 align:center You mean Jhantoo? You're with Jhantoo. 00:13:06.370 --> 00:13:07.900 align:center Lucky boy, huh! 00:13:07.980 --> 00:13:14.060 align:center Sir, if I shift now, then my ironed clothes will get wrinkled. 00:13:18.410 --> 00:13:20.060 align:center This is the laundry guy's card. 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:23.270 align:center He's really good. He's an alumni of this college, Civil Engineering. 00:13:24.050 --> 00:13:24.950 align:center Problem solved. 00:13:25.160 --> 00:13:29.310 align:center Sir, room no. 69 is like a home to me. 00:13:29.590 --> 00:13:31.940 align:center How can I sleep on someone else' bed now? 00:13:32.020 --> 00:13:33.360 align:center So sweet, son. 00:13:33.670 --> 00:13:37.280 align:center Doesn't matter what you think, but you'll stay where we tell you to. 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:39.760 align:center But sir, he was right on time. 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:41.730 align:center We've been staying together for the last four days. 00:13:41.940 --> 00:13:44.700 align:center Please don't change my roommate. Don't be so cruel. 00:13:44.780 --> 00:13:45.900 align:center It's just a matter of few days... 00:13:45.980 --> 00:13:47.960 align:center ...and soon enough you'll be all over each other's rooms. 00:13:48.160 --> 00:13:50.320 align:center And if you ever need to go back to your own room... 00:13:50.390 --> 00:13:52.070 align:center ...it'll just be for a couple of minutes. 00:13:52.160 --> 00:13:53.830 align:center Cool? 00:13:57.540 --> 00:13:58.520 align:center Go. 00:13:59.180 --> 00:14:02.770 align:center Sir, if that's the case, then I'll shift. 00:14:03.640 --> 00:14:07.170 align:center I mean its only the next room, and if we have to stay together for four years... 00:14:07.620 --> 00:14:09.390 align:center ...then let's begin on a positive note. 00:14:09.470 --> 00:14:11.050 align:center - Perfect. - Huh! 00:14:14.340 --> 00:14:15.510 align:center Final? 00:14:15.790 --> 00:14:19.450 align:center No-no-no-no.. 00:14:36.050 --> 00:14:38.930 align:center It's not a room, It's a public toilet. 00:14:39.140 --> 00:14:42.400 align:center That's great, Ankit's room has an attached toilet as well. 00:14:42.550 --> 00:14:44.470 align:center No, I was on the list. That's my room. 00:14:44.750 --> 00:14:47.610 align:center - I should go there. - Don't say such things. 00:14:47.690 --> 00:14:49.800 align:center If you leave, who will help me clear my exams? 00:14:49.880 --> 00:14:51.860 align:center Ankit will be your new roommate. 00:14:51.940 --> 00:14:55.420 align:center How will a Civil student help someone from Mechanical with exams? 00:14:55.510 --> 00:14:57.150 align:center Anyway, it wasn't our fault, 00:14:57.390 --> 00:15:00.150 align:center he wanted to be a superhero. Now let him suffer. 00:15:15.230 --> 00:15:17.370 align:center Rule no. 1. 00:15:17.590 --> 00:15:20.270 align:center In my absence, people might come looking for me. 00:15:20.550 --> 00:15:25.290 align:center Police, peddler, recovery agent or some curly haired chick carrying a baby. 00:15:25.970 --> 00:15:28.770 align:center You will never disclose to anyone that I live here. 00:15:29.630 --> 00:15:32.340 align:center And as long as he doesn't get selected, Rakhi will keep coming here. 00:15:32.420 --> 00:15:33.930 align:center So, get comfortable. 00:15:35.610 --> 00:15:39.880 align:center Living in that dirty room is far better than living with this guilt. 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:42.550 align:center That's not a room, it's a bloody pan shop. 00:15:42.770 --> 00:15:46.460 align:center All the useless seniors come to buy cigarettes from Jhantoo in the night. 00:15:46.900 --> 00:15:48.330 align:center They will all screw you. 00:15:49.590 --> 00:15:51.230 align:center - Do you want that? - No. 00:15:52.410 --> 00:15:56.790 align:center If you want to stay awake after 2 am, then do it at your own risk... 00:15:56.990 --> 00:15:59.880 align:center Little Jhantoo can sneak out any time. 00:16:00.520 --> 00:16:03.870 align:center Rule no. 3, I am a huge devotee of Lord Ganesha. 00:16:03.950 --> 00:16:09.330 align:center So if you cause harm to any of the rats in this room, then you piece of shit... 00:16:09.660 --> 00:16:12.450 align:center ...I'll hit you so hard, that you'll die outside. 00:16:13.760 --> 00:16:17.090 align:center Bro, when it comes to property... 00:16:17.300 --> 00:16:20.500 align:center ...whoever claims it first, gets the ownership. 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:22.050 align:center And in this case, it's you. 00:16:22.260 --> 00:16:23.990 align:center How can you forget 1947? 00:16:24.780 --> 00:16:27.450 align:center And I know how to assess a man? 00:16:27.620 --> 00:16:29.820 align:center Ankit will handle Jhantoo. 00:16:30.860 --> 00:16:34.330 align:center - Glory to... - Lord Ganesha! 00:16:35.560 --> 00:16:36.620 align:center See. 00:16:42.570 --> 00:16:46.100 align:center I'm stuck. What do I do now? 00:16:47.380 --> 00:16:49.820 align:center You'll have to adjust. 00:16:49.900 --> 00:16:53.220 align:center Because the hostel manager has taken his decision. 00:16:53.730 --> 00:16:56.900 align:center And, there's hardly anything we can do about it. 00:17:00.010 --> 00:17:03.600 align:center Ankit, that room was allotted to me. 00:17:03.820 --> 00:17:06.350 align:center So, if it's difficult for you to adjust, then I... 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.260 align:center ...I will get you out of there. 00:17:08.650 --> 00:17:10.500 align:center Only I can do that. 00:17:12.700 --> 00:17:15.040 align:center Where is he taking us? 00:17:15.510 --> 00:17:18.500 align:center I thought he'll whoop Jhantoo's ass and get him to clean the room. 00:17:18.580 --> 00:17:19.760 align:center Yeah, me too. 00:17:19.840 --> 00:17:22.350 align:center If only you had paid a bit more attention at the orientation, 00:17:22.430 --> 00:17:25.290 align:center the hostel president had said 'if there's any problem, you can come to me.' 00:17:25.370 --> 00:17:26.920 align:center 'My door always open.' 00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:28.240 align:center See, its open. 00:17:32.310 --> 00:17:35.580 align:center Dean Sir himself said Ravi Teja is a gem. 00:17:35.750 --> 00:17:37.930 align:center Dean Sir also mentioned that Ravi Teja quit the seat at... 00:17:38.010 --> 00:17:41.510 align:center ...IIT Mandi-Textile branch and chose our college. 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:44.440 align:center That show's our college's reputation. 00:17:44.520 --> 00:17:47.640 align:center - And Dean Sir also said that... - I understand, Sir. 00:17:47.830 --> 00:17:50.070 align:center And just like Dean Sir, even this hostel... 00:17:50.150 --> 00:17:53.400 align:center ...looks forward to have brlliant students like Ravi Teja. 00:17:53.850 --> 00:17:56.440 align:center But is there something that's bothering you? 00:17:56.510 --> 00:17:58.440 align:center Yes. Heinous ragging. 00:17:59.130 --> 00:18:03.220 align:center Sir, our council strongly condemns ragging. 00:18:03.730 --> 00:18:04.950 align:center And there has never been any ragging... 00:18:05.030 --> 00:18:06.540 align:center ...during my tenure, nor will I ever let it happen. 00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:09.810 align:center But why did you take the trouble to come here all the way, uncle? 00:18:10.250 --> 00:18:11.330 align:center You should have sent Ravi instead. 00:18:11.420 --> 00:18:13.130 align:center Who're you calling uncle? I am Ravi Teja. 00:18:14.940 --> 00:18:15.850 align:center - You? - Yes. 00:18:15.930 --> 00:18:18.060 align:center 2001. Rank and birth year. 00:18:18.140 --> 00:18:19.770 align:center - Are you a fresher? - Yes, yes, yes. 00:18:19.850 --> 00:18:21.750 align:center Everybody is asking me the same question. 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:26.470 align:center And Mr. President, you don't know what's going on right under your nose. 00:18:26.560 --> 00:18:30.510 align:center Bloody second year students, rascals, degenrates, morons... 00:18:30.550 --> 00:18:31.790 align:center They rag me all the time. 00:18:31.830 --> 00:18:33.330 align:center And every time in a new way. 00:18:33.520 --> 00:18:36.270 align:center Last night they came and they asked me to strip in front of everybody... 00:18:36.300 --> 00:18:38.350 align:center ...and they played Tic-Tac-Toe on my body. 00:18:38.610 --> 00:18:40.000 align:center That too in a wrong way. 00:18:42.250 --> 00:18:43.050 align:center I see. 00:18:43.830 --> 00:18:46.390 align:center It's okay. I'll look into it. 00:18:46.470 --> 00:18:49.640 align:center Do one thing, hold your ears. 00:18:51.990 --> 00:18:52.810 align:center What? You're the President. 00:18:52.890 --> 00:18:54.090 align:center Stand up and catch your ears. 00:18:54.700 --> 00:18:56.130 align:center Remove the chair and be a cock. 00:18:56.230 --> 00:18:57.700 align:center Right now. 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:01.820 align:center If you don't respect your seniors... 00:19:01.900 --> 00:19:03.950 align:center ...then how will you make the juniors respect you. 00:19:04.260 --> 00:19:04.900 align:center Huh? 00:19:05.730 --> 00:19:07.250 align:center Am I your nanny? 00:19:07.610 --> 00:19:09.750 align:center You come running to me for every trivial thing. 00:19:09.880 --> 00:19:12.290 align:center Small rooms, inedible mess food, snakes in the bathroom. 00:19:12.370 --> 00:19:13.200 align:center What rubbish? 00:19:13.620 --> 00:19:15.250 align:center This fucker wants to be an engineer. 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:16.560 align:center Sit. 00:19:17.500 --> 00:19:20.510 align:center If you have a problem, then find a solution yourself. 00:19:21.050 --> 00:19:22.300 align:center Or else, adjust. 00:19:23.290 --> 00:19:24.430 align:center Millennials. 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:26.880 align:center The entire new batch is pathetic. 00:19:28.280 --> 00:19:31.430 align:center Hey, douchebag? Does ragging takes place in this hostel? 00:19:31.500 --> 00:19:33.600 align:center Nothing. What... What ragging? 00:19:33.850 --> 00:19:35.940 align:center Playing Tic-Tac-Toe is my favorite sport. 00:19:36.100 --> 00:19:38.740 align:center And also I love stripping in front of strangers. 00:19:38.820 --> 00:19:39.900 align:center Dean Sir didn't praise me. 00:19:39.980 --> 00:19:41.400 align:center He doesn't even know my name. 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:43.130 align:center I only don't know my name. 00:19:45.610 --> 00:19:47.370 align:center So what do you want now? 00:19:47.670 --> 00:19:49.300 align:center - Nothing... - Nothing. 00:19:49.380 --> 00:19:51.130 align:center We were just taking a stroll around. 00:19:51.210 --> 00:19:54.380 align:center Ankit, this is our hostel president. 00:19:54.550 --> 00:19:57.060 align:center - Let's go. let's go. - Hey! 00:19:57.940 --> 00:20:00.580 align:center You didn't see anything here? 00:20:00.670 --> 00:20:03.060 align:center Of course not, we didn't see anything here. Let's make a move. 00:20:03.120 --> 00:20:04.240 align:center We haven't seen anything at all. 00:20:04.400 --> 00:20:06.040 align:center Open the damn thing. Let's go. 00:20:10.350 --> 00:20:11.930 align:center - Should I leave as well? - Shut up. 00:20:13.500 --> 00:20:14.860 align:center The President also... 00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:15.880 align:center You let it be. 00:20:16.010 --> 00:20:19.000 align:center I asked him to save me from Jhantoo, and the bugger took us to the President... 00:20:19.080 --> 00:20:20.490 align:center - ...and nothing happened there too. - I'm telling you, bro. 00:20:20.550 --> 00:20:23.110 align:center Woah... 00:20:23.670 --> 00:20:25.190 align:center You've got another one in the group. 00:20:25.640 --> 00:20:26.860 align:center I was talking about them. 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:31.710 align:center Let's give you a guided tour. 00:20:31.790 --> 00:20:33.070 align:center - Now? - Let's go. Come on. 00:20:33.180 --> 00:20:34.800 align:center Sir, I'll give him a tour later. 00:20:34.850 --> 00:20:35.860 align:center This one's so shy. 00:20:35.940 --> 00:20:38.450 align:center You have a dick, even I do. Nothing to be ashamed off. 00:20:38.530 --> 00:20:41.220 align:center I still have to get that coyness out of you. 00:20:41.300 --> 00:20:42.580 align:center What's up, Tiger? 00:20:42.660 --> 00:20:47.120 align:center [Indistinct chattering] 00:20:48.750 --> 00:20:53.660 align:center [Indistinct chattering] 00:20:53.740 --> 00:20:56.820 align:center This college is like me in more ways than one. 00:20:57.400 --> 00:21:01.520 align:center Both of us collect garbage from different places and gather them in one place. 00:21:02.030 --> 00:21:05.680 align:center And then trucks pick up the garbage and take it out of the campus. 00:21:06.530 --> 00:21:09.480 align:center You must be thinking that I am being unfair to these boys... 00:21:09.560 --> 00:21:11.140 align:center ...by calling them garbage. 00:21:12.880 --> 00:21:15.580 align:center But do you know something, these creatures who 00:21:15.610 --> 00:21:18.250 align:center reside here are assholes of the highest order. 00:21:20.450 --> 00:21:22.270 align:center [Indistinct Chattering] 00:21:26.820 --> 00:21:27.800 align:center Exactly my point. 00:21:32.790 --> 00:21:35.400 align:center Hey, can't you see that it's a swimming pool? 00:21:35.520 --> 00:21:37.270 align:center Are you going to ride your bike on water? Asshole. 00:21:37.350 --> 00:21:39.390 align:center Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. 00:21:41.130 --> 00:21:42.300 align:center Come on. 00:21:46.760 --> 00:21:49.010 align:center [Indistinct chattering] 00:21:49.170 --> 00:21:51.050 align:center Brother, we've got new guys with us. 00:21:51.860 --> 00:21:52.430 align:center Great. 00:21:52.530 --> 00:21:56.100 align:center Hey, you'll be the milkman. And you'll be the cow. 00:21:56.420 --> 00:21:57.420 align:center And you'll be the bucket. 00:21:57.500 --> 00:21:58.790 align:center Okay? Come on, let's begin. 00:21:58.870 --> 00:21:59.870 align:center They will go inside. 00:21:59.950 --> 00:22:01.260 align:center - Inside? - Yeah to the headquarters. 00:22:01.340 --> 00:22:03.480 align:center Great. Come on. 00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:04.640 align:center Move. 00:22:05.420 --> 00:22:05.920 align:center Let's go. 00:22:06.000 --> 00:22:07.790 align:center Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. 00:22:13.260 --> 00:22:14.230 align:center Off you go. 00:22:32.940 --> 00:22:35.220 align:center What is this? He's such a boring guy. 00:22:35.760 --> 00:22:36.640 align:center What the hell! 00:22:37.260 --> 00:22:38.290 align:center Lord of the idiots. 00:22:38.530 --> 00:22:39.630 align:center What did I tell you? 00:22:39.850 --> 00:22:41.060 align:center Just lift the pencil by the ass. 00:22:41.140 --> 00:22:42.330 align:center And you can't even do that. 00:22:42.550 --> 00:22:44.960 align:center Sir, sir. one more chance. Sir, one last. 00:22:45.040 --> 00:22:47.770 align:center Last time I managed to stick it . 00:22:47.910 --> 00:22:51.190 align:center I will definitely get it right this time. 00:22:51.270 --> 00:22:52.010 align:center Get lost. 00:22:53.130 --> 00:22:57.230 align:center Son, where's the pencil's ass? 00:22:57.810 --> 00:22:59.400 align:center Think about it. Where can it be? 00:23:04.080 --> 00:23:05.160 align:center Trick question. 00:23:06.760 --> 00:23:08.790 align:center How did these people manage to get selected? Dickheads. 00:23:09.220 --> 00:23:10.880 align:center Go stand in the corner and be a lamp. 00:23:11.130 --> 00:23:12.290 align:center Asshole. 00:23:16.810 --> 00:23:18.420 align:center Hey, freshmate. 00:23:21.130 --> 00:23:23.100 align:center Beanbag, come and stand right in the middle. 00:23:25.550 --> 00:23:26.880 align:center Come on, be a cock. 00:23:29.220 --> 00:23:32.480 align:center And mention the names of top 10 chicks of your batch. 00:23:34.300 --> 00:23:37.730 align:center Sir, so far I've manage to befriend only boys. 00:23:37.810 --> 00:23:41.010 align:center I thought i'll start approaching girls from next week. 00:23:41.530 --> 00:23:44.150 align:center The new batch is so pathetic, man. 00:23:46.150 --> 00:23:47.220 align:center Okay, go. 00:23:49.830 --> 00:23:52.590 align:center Hey smarty, start with your intro. 00:23:57.850 --> 00:23:59.800 align:center Hi, myself Ankit Pandey. 00:23:59.880 --> 00:24:01.060 align:center Woah... 00:24:01.370 --> 00:24:03.510 align:center 'Myself.' English and all. 00:24:04.080 --> 00:24:05.490 align:center You asshole, It's been three days, and you still 00:24:05.520 --> 00:24:06.930 align:center haven't managed to give your intro properly. 00:24:06.980 --> 00:24:08.980 align:center Sir, It's not his fault. 00:24:09.060 --> 00:24:10.500 align:center It's his first day. 00:24:11.060 --> 00:24:12.030 align:center First day? 00:24:13.970 --> 00:24:15.660 align:center Then it should be his first night as well. 00:24:16.430 --> 00:24:18.690 align:center Guys, he's a virgin. 00:24:18.810 --> 00:24:21.250 align:center Let's call Reddy. 00:24:21.350 --> 00:24:24.740 align:center Three of them will have their first night. 00:24:24.800 --> 00:24:26.930 align:center That too without a condom. 00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:34.630 align:center Take off your clothes. All three of you! 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:36.560 align:center - Come on. - Take it off. 00:24:36.600 --> 00:24:37.620 align:center Lights off. 00:24:43.600 --> 00:24:51.500 align:center [Bollywood wedding night song] 00:24:52.280 --> 00:25:00.260 align:center [Bollywood wedding night song] 00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:12.730 align:center [Bollywood wedding night song] 00:25:13.170 --> 00:25:14.150 align:center Did you feel any pain? 00:25:14.230 --> 00:25:18.260 align:center [Bollywood wedding night song] 00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:20.700 align:center Oh! look at them, man. 00:25:22.470 --> 00:25:29.540 align:center [Bollywood wedding night song] 00:25:29.620 --> 00:25:32.520 align:center Won't you feed milk to your beloved? 00:25:33.470 --> 00:25:34.650 align:center What happened? 00:25:34.730 --> 00:25:36.090 align:center Feeling scared? 00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.090 align:center Huh? 00:25:37.380 --> 00:25:38.930 align:center I don't bite. 00:25:39.060 --> 00:25:40.590 align:center I only claw. 00:25:40.870 --> 00:25:42.780 align:center Slowly, slowly. 00:25:44.530 --> 00:25:46.820 align:center But if you want, you can bite me. 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:49.430 align:center Feel free. 00:25:50.380 --> 00:25:52.630 align:center Feel free. 00:25:53.710 --> 00:25:55.510 align:center Why are you guys talking so much? 00:25:55.590 --> 00:25:56.750 align:center Is this a love marriage? 00:25:56.900 --> 00:25:58.620 align:center Lie down with your husband. 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:04.760 align:center Get ready to witness the first kiss of the night. 00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:10.220 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:10.300 --> 00:26:15.070 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:15.150 --> 00:26:18.560 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.390 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:25.770 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:25.850 --> 00:26:29.090 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:30.490 align:center Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 00:26:30.570 --> 00:26:35.530 align:center Surprise Grandmother Fuckers! 00:26:39.290 --> 00:26:45.010 align:center Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. 00:26:45.090 --> 00:26:47.870 align:center I told you that Jhantoo won't disappoint you. 00:26:47.950 --> 00:26:51.500 align:center - You should have bought some snacks. - I did. Sir. 00:26:51.970 --> 00:26:54.160 align:center Everything has been arranged for the fucking night. 00:26:54.410 --> 00:26:55.600 align:center Hey, brides. 00:26:56.440 --> 00:26:59.110 align:center Come on. Go and get snacks from my room. 00:26:59.190 --> 00:27:00.860 align:center First, let them get done with their first night. 00:27:00.940 --> 00:27:03.000 align:center We can do that whenever we want. 00:27:03.820 --> 00:27:06.240 align:center I got selected after four years. 00:27:06.930 --> 00:27:08.880 align:center Till date I've only ragged others, 00:27:09.460 --> 00:27:10.960 align:center but I've never been ragged. 00:27:11.890 --> 00:27:14.690 align:center So I deserve the first night. 00:27:16.690 --> 00:27:19.150 align:center You should learn from him. These are our values. 00:27:19.350 --> 00:27:21.860 align:center Are you waiting to get pregnant? Sissies. 00:27:21.940 --> 00:27:23.050 align:center Come on. 00:27:23.130 --> 00:27:26.070 align:center Get all the snacks you find on my bed. 00:27:27.850 --> 00:27:28.960 align:center Hurry up. 00:27:31.290 --> 00:27:32.150 align:center Where are you headed? 00:27:32.260 --> 00:27:34.640 align:center We are going to fetch snacks for the seniors. 00:27:43.540 --> 00:27:44.690 align:center Assholes! 00:27:44.770 --> 00:27:46.050 align:center They were shit scared, right? 00:27:46.130 --> 00:27:48.040 align:center Literally out of their wits. 00:27:49.520 --> 00:27:50.880 align:center It was nothing like that. 00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:52.640 align:center Nobody was scared. 00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:55.220 align:center And thank god, you arrived on time, Jhantoo. 00:27:55.450 --> 00:27:57.110 align:center These guys wouldn't stop, 00:27:57.190 --> 00:27:58.890 align:center and those three wouldn't cry. 00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:00.230 align:center Fuckers! 00:28:00.340 --> 00:28:04.540 align:center Oh by the way, who the hell mentioned kiss? 00:28:04.620 --> 00:28:06.500 align:center Who said it? 00:28:07.040 --> 00:28:09.160 align:center What if I had really kissed the boy? 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:10.810 align:center That was the first kiss of my life. 00:28:10.890 --> 00:28:11.970 align:center You should've done it then. 00:28:12.050 --> 00:28:13.930 align:center That fatso must have turned you on. 00:28:15.280 --> 00:28:16.310 align:center Are you crazy? 00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:19.120 align:center Just because I'm from Mechanical, should I go around kissing guys. 00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:22.230 align:center And let me tell you, these guys wouldn't have 00:28:22.290 --> 00:28:25.000 align:center flinched even if I did end up kissing them. 00:28:25.030 --> 00:28:28.500 align:center In fact, they would've stuck their tongues in my mouth. 00:28:28.580 --> 00:28:29.640 align:center Yeah. 00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.000 align:center We've got a shameless batch this year. 00:28:32.810 --> 00:28:33.920 align:center Hey, wait. 00:28:34.060 --> 00:28:35.940 align:center Naked men should walk together. 00:28:36.030 --> 00:28:39.220 align:center I would suggest while returning we should carry ice along with snacks. 00:28:39.300 --> 00:28:41.020 align:center They say a drunk man cannot do anything... 00:28:41.100 --> 00:28:42.690 align:center ...even if he is a pervert. 00:28:42.770 --> 00:28:44.050 align:center Are you crazy? We're not going back again. 00:28:44.130 --> 00:28:45.790 align:center Thanks to Jhantoo that he saved us. 00:28:45.870 --> 00:28:47.600 align:center I was so wrong about that man. 00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:49.920 align:center Man? He's a God. 00:28:50.010 --> 00:28:51.890 align:center He saved my honor. 00:28:51.940 --> 00:28:54.390 align:center How will I repay this debt? 00:28:54.500 --> 00:28:56.200 align:center We'll figure that out in the morning. Come. 00:29:01.430 --> 00:29:06.760 align:center I see. So bloody freshers want to repay Jhantoo's favor. 00:29:06.840 --> 00:29:08.710 align:center - Yes. - Great. 00:29:09.230 --> 00:29:11.850 align:center Yes. And so I want to be your roommate. 00:29:11.930 --> 00:29:13.490 align:center I will become an ideal roommate. 00:29:13.570 --> 00:29:14.820 align:center Keep the room clean. 00:29:14.900 --> 00:29:16.350 align:center And also I'll run your business properly. 00:29:16.530 --> 00:29:17.290 align:center After all I am a trader by caste. 00:29:17.370 --> 00:29:19.190 align:center Brother, hold on. 00:29:19.270 --> 00:29:21.830 align:center I mean I was allotted this room, sir. 00:29:21.910 --> 00:29:23.910 align:center And he doesn't even know the rules. 00:29:23.990 --> 00:29:26.210 align:center I can handle the business as well. And I can clean 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.510 align:center rooms dirtier than this within a couple of minutes. 00:29:28.560 --> 00:29:30.190 align:center I am from Kota, sir. 00:29:30.550 --> 00:29:32.170 align:center Forget these two, sir. 00:29:32.250 --> 00:29:33.130 align:center Take me. 00:29:33.210 --> 00:29:35.810 align:center Together we'll bond like men. 00:29:35.890 --> 00:29:41.570 align:center Fine, if you really want to repay the favor then do so. 00:29:41.790 --> 00:29:45.140 align:center The three of you should put up in one room and I'll manage with the other one. 00:29:45.390 --> 00:29:47.630 align:center Together? Won't it be crowded? 00:29:47.710 --> 00:29:49.650 align:center How will the three of us adjust in two beds? 00:29:49.730 --> 00:29:51.920 align:center How did you adjust on your first night, Fatso? 00:29:53.030 --> 00:29:55.600 align:center And the hostel manager shouldn't know about this. 00:29:55.680 --> 00:30:00.870 align:center I've saved you once, but the ragging is far from over. 00:30:00.950 --> 00:30:03.150 align:center No, he wouldn't have a clue. 00:30:03.230 --> 00:30:05.880 align:center The three of us will live happily ever after. 00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:08.300 align:center - Yes, we just need your blessings. - Come on. 00:30:08.380 --> 00:30:09.970 align:center - Assholes? - Yes, sir? 00:30:10.050 --> 00:30:13.330 align:center I said you can't live in this room, but I haven't stopped you from cleaning it. 00:30:13.410 --> 00:30:15.340 align:center Come on. Come on. 00:30:16.050 --> 00:30:17.410 align:center Come on, fat ass. 00:30:18.820 --> 00:30:21.650 align:center Come let's do some male-bonding. 00:30:22.080 --> 00:30:25.620 align:center 'Surely, the juniors are exploited in the beginning.' 00:30:26.450 --> 00:30:28.140 align:center But it won't be the same all the time. 00:30:29.100 --> 00:30:33.900 align:center These freshers will soon turn into seniors, and they won't even realise it. 00:30:34.380 --> 00:30:36.900 align:center And next year, their juniors will line up in front of them... 00:30:36.980 --> 00:30:38.450 align:center ...and they will be saying the same things. 00:30:38.530 --> 00:30:40.390 align:center 'This year's batch is pathetic.' 00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:43.170 align:center 'But that day is far away.' 00:30:43.260 --> 00:30:45.020 align:center 'But right now they'll cry.' 00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.520 align:center 'Because everybody cries in their childhood.' 00:30:48.020 --> 00:30:50.340 align:center 'And college life is your second childhood.' 00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:53.140 align:center 'Somethings will dazzle them.' 00:30:53.270 --> 00:30:55.120 align:center 'Somethings will scare them.' 00:30:55.840 --> 00:31:00.120 align:center 'Children have a very dramatic image about colleges before they get here.' 00:31:00.600 --> 00:31:03.160 align:center 'But real college is no where close to Hirani's '3 idiots'...' 00:31:03.230 --> 00:31:05.030 align:center '...neither KJo's Student of the Year...' 00:31:05.140 --> 00:31:08.130 align:center '...and nor like Anurag Kashyap's Gulaal.' 00:31:08.210 --> 00:31:09.860 align:center 'College is like...' 00:31:10.760 --> 00:31:14.250 align:center something in between, something... like this... 00:31:14.600 --> 00:31:19.720 align:center 'But whatever it is, small or big, good or bad, IIT or JNU,' 00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:23.840 align:center 'college becomes an integral part of student's life.' 00:31:25.380 --> 00:31:28.760 align:center 'Because college may or may not shape your career,' 00:31:29.080 --> 00:31:31.240 align:center but it'll leave you with several memories, for sure.