WEBVTT 00:28.860 --> 00:30.540 When are you throwing a party to celebrate your internship? 00:30.620 --> 00:33.000 - Didn't get the PPO bro. - Oh! 01:20.760 --> 01:21.720 All set? 01:21.890 --> 01:22.930 Did you talk to your mother? 01:23.740 --> 01:24.670 Are your rooms set? 01:25.350 --> 01:26.350 Are you done with your food? 01:27.470 --> 01:28.590 Shall we begin with the interaction then? 01:29.560 --> 01:30.970 Come on, let's begin. 01:32.230 --> 01:36.310 My name is Rupesh Bhatia. My roll number is 170037. 01:36.390 --> 01:38.460 I have been selected for the 4 year undergraduate 01:38.510 --> 01:40.060 program of Mechanical Engineering. 01:40.140 --> 01:43.140 My hobbies are exercising, reacquiring illegally possessed plots... 01:43.220 --> 01:46.210 ...and finding a nice bull to mate with my cow. 01:46.290 --> 01:48.850 - All hail Hostel number 3! - Hail! 01:51.710 --> 01:53.600 The boy had shaped up pretty well in just 3 days. 01:53.680 --> 01:54.520 Great. 01:54.700 --> 01:55.820 You have a bright future. 01:56.240 --> 01:58.600 He'll be our first contender in our "Hostel Abuse Tournament". 01:59.060 --> 02:00.600 Mota Bheem. 02:00.860 --> 02:02.570 How many abuses can you hurl in a single breath? 02:03.470 --> 02:06.080 Sir, I have asthma. 02:06.190 --> 02:09.650 I'm not well versed with the cuss words. 02:09.730 --> 02:11.860 I'll participate in some other activity. 02:11.940 --> 02:14.860 Have you come to a fucking summer camp. You asshole! 02:15.150 --> 02:16.960 Is this 'The Neelam show?' 02:19.000 --> 02:24.080 We need to get rid of the coyness inside you. 02:24.760 --> 02:29.550 Listen, you have to invent 10 cuss words overnight and learn them by-heart. 02:30.060 --> 02:30.930 I am going to test you on that. 02:31.100 --> 02:33.790 Yeah... and we'll also show him, two girls, one cup. 02:34.040 --> 02:35.210 On the Oculus. 02:35.440 --> 02:38.130 Him? He will start crying. 02:38.510 --> 02:41.140 - This entire batch is useless. - No sir. 02:41.220 --> 02:43.310 We have three girls Mechanical this year. 02:43.390 --> 02:44.820 - Three? - Yes. 02:44.900 --> 02:45.930 You have the list? 02:45.960 --> 02:48.940 I do. But haven't shortlisted yet. 02:49.260 --> 02:51.480 - We'll do it together. - Yes. 02:51.560 --> 02:52.410 Come. 02:52.440 --> 02:55.000 I will go keep my stuff in the cupboard first. 02:55.050 --> 02:56.800 Because if Reddy gets to the cupboard first... 02:56.820 --> 02:57.400 Get lost. 02:57.600 --> 02:59.230 Thanks for understanding. 03:00.130 --> 03:03.330 Reddy's train is delayed. He's arriving in the evening. 03:03.580 --> 03:05.440 Meet me at the canteen once you are settled. 03:07.980 --> 03:10.500 Mr. Jatin. Correction... Correction. 03:10.580 --> 03:13.760 Jhantoo Ji, if you don't mind, may I ask you a question? 03:13.840 --> 03:17.240 - 8 inches, without pills. - What? 03:18.690 --> 03:21.770 No, I mean how could you rag... 03:22.720 --> 03:24.980 Correction..Correction. Intro. 03:25.250 --> 03:27.020 I mean how can you take our intro...? 03:27.100 --> 03:28.170 ...because you're a fresher too. 03:28.250 --> 03:30.790 Who are you calling a fresher, asshole? 03:31.320 --> 03:34.030 I've been chilling in these corridors even before the first landing on mars... 03:34.110 --> 03:36.240 ...and Ranveer started going around with Deepika. 03:36.320 --> 03:37.830 Understand? Ask him. 03:38.210 --> 03:39.350 Tell him. 03:41.650 --> 03:46.230 Brother Jhantoo sat for his first entrance test in 2014 with his friends. 03:46.640 --> 03:50.880 His friends cracked the entrance, but Jhantoo became a part of the college. 03:51.180 --> 03:53.100 Not as a student, but a squatter in the hostel. 03:53.730 --> 03:55.680 And thanks to the money earned... 03:55.760 --> 03:57.220 ...by selling booze, smokes, friends' mess cards,... 03:57.300 --> 04:01.380 ... seven 7 fake ID cards and staying in this hostel all the while... 04:01.460 --> 04:04.190 ...he cracked this entrance exam in just four years. 04:04.690 --> 04:08.850 And by achieving this feat he has made our village Jhabua proud... 04:08.930 --> 04:12.070 ...and also became an inspiration for many youngsters. 04:19.830 --> 04:24.430 19576, Agricultural Engineering. 04:24.650 --> 04:28.500 My name is Jatin, but people call me Jhantoo out of respect. 04:28.580 --> 04:31.150 Jhantoo, you motherfucker! where the hell are you? 04:31.310 --> 04:32.330 Coming. 04:34.030 --> 04:34.790 Respect. 04:45.890 --> 04:47.410 How dare he call me Mota Bheem. 04:47.470 --> 04:50.730 Bloody Teletubby. Now you wait and watch. 04:57.720 --> 04:58.750 Hey, Jaat. 04:59.150 --> 05:03.180 When the Dean asks who ragged you, then what am I going to say? 05:03.580 --> 05:05.790 I don't even remember their names. 05:05.960 --> 05:08.990 But don't worry, it won't get to that. 05:09.070 --> 05:10.330 Of course, it will. 05:10.510 --> 05:12.250 Just wait, Dean will take strict action... 05:12.330 --> 05:13.730 ...as soon as he finds out about the complaint. 05:13.820 --> 05:17.060 He clearly mentioned during the orientation that we were like his own kids. 05:17.130 --> 05:21.720 After giving birth to a child, even the doctor smacks them on their ass. 05:21.800 --> 05:24.350 Nobody's life begins without crying. 05:24.350 --> 05:26.280 You're a fool, if you think ragging is cool. 05:26.360 --> 05:27.530 Didn't you see the poster? 05:27.610 --> 05:30.170 You are scared because of these posters. 05:30.250 --> 05:32.440 What did they exactly do to you? 05:32.630 --> 05:34.460 They only made you say asshole and faggot. 05:34.540 --> 05:36.730 At the most, they will make you utter bastard or dickhead. 05:36.810 --> 05:38.580 Jaat, please don't use bad words. 05:38.660 --> 05:41.350 Alright. if I say it, those become bad words. 05:41.430 --> 05:43.780 And when Virat Kohli abuses on the pitch... 05:43.860 --> 05:45.830 ...then he's cool, aggressive and passionate. 05:46.270 --> 05:49.530 Son, the problem is not with the words, it's the thought behind it. 05:50.790 --> 05:52.190 Tell me something. 05:52.520 --> 05:54.680 What does your mother wear under her petticoat? 05:54.760 --> 05:56.890 Rupesh. How dare you talk about... 05:56.970 --> 05:59.430 Slippers. She wears slippers. 06:00.280 --> 06:02.670 Don't start picturising things immediately. 06:03.170 --> 06:04.890 Just say it. Don't think too hard. 06:08.560 --> 06:13.440 Bro, frankly speaking, I can tolerate 06:13.610 --> 06:15.340 the intro, phantom and the abuses, 06:16.050 --> 06:19.210 but I really hope they don't make me strip. 06:19.610 --> 06:22.090 Once we went to a water park for our school picnic. 06:22.270 --> 06:25.410 I got over-enthusiastic and took my t-shirt off. 06:25.620 --> 06:30.200 Since then I've been teased by everyone. They call me Mother Dairy. 06:30.380 --> 06:32.140 Even flat-chested girls. 06:32.690 --> 06:35.630 What's the harm in taking your clothes off? 06:35.820 --> 06:37.500 You'll not be the only one without his clothes off. 06:38.310 --> 06:40.240 But stop acting like a cry baby all the time. 06:40.490 --> 06:43.180 You'll attract undue attention from the seniors without a reason. 06:43.410 --> 06:46.260 If you stay with the pack, then you'll be safe. 06:47.630 --> 06:48.580 Bravo. 06:49.670 --> 06:51.270 And on this note, here you go. 06:51.540 --> 06:53.620 I've written down 15 bad words for you. 06:53.700 --> 06:55.910 - Choose any 10. - Thank you. 06:58.070 --> 06:59.810 Sis... 06:59.950 --> 07:01.430 Mother... 07:01.870 --> 07:03.200 Grandmother... 07:03.290 --> 07:06.410 Yuck! Who the hell does that to women? 07:22.830 --> 07:23.550 Huh, Amateurs!... 07:24.430 --> 07:25.810 Happens every time. 07:27.050 --> 07:31.710 Every year at least over a million sit for engineering entrance exam. 07:32.070 --> 07:34.110 But the competition is so tough... 07:34.190 --> 07:36.950 ...that only 30,000-40,000 students don't pass the test. 07:37.560 --> 07:40.090 And the rest get into engineering. 07:40.580 --> 07:42.330 There are plenty of engineering colleges. 07:43.020 --> 07:44.560 And going with this heard mentality... 07:44.590 --> 07:46.990 ...my son had planned to sit for the entrance. 07:47.080 --> 07:48.770 And then I tried to explain this to.. 07:48.840 --> 07:52.770 ..my son, Piyush. If you think that after coming here... 07:52.850 --> 07:56.450 ...you'll become like 'Rancho' from '3 Idiots'. 07:56.530 --> 07:58.890 You'll score a perfect 10 in end semesters. 07:59.180 --> 08:01.270 Or might even become an entrepreneur. 08:01.720 --> 08:03.220 But that's not the truth. 08:03.930 --> 08:06.330 Once you get here you'll spend your days... 08:06.350 --> 08:11.930 ...watching porn, GPL, hitting on girls and cheating in exams. 08:12.970 --> 08:16.630 If you're gonna end up following your passion after B. Tech., 08:16.700 --> 08:19.980 then start smoking pot and buy a DSLR camera. 08:24.650 --> 08:27.290 I couldn't explain him beyond that, 08:27.380 --> 08:29.540 because he agreed at once. 08:30.150 --> 08:35.230 Now my Piyush is a janitor by the day in hostel 2 08:35.300 --> 08:38.150 and makes youtube reaction videos at night. 08:39.190 --> 08:43.070 But not every student is a visionary like my son. 08:43.550 --> 08:45.850 His seat won't go to waste, 08:46.240 --> 08:47.950 someone will be allotted his seat... 08:51.120 --> 08:52.830 The new scapegoat. 08:54.970 --> 08:56.620 Open the door, now it's your turn. 08:57.090 --> 09:00.330 Let's go in a group. Only the tiger walks alone. 09:01.170 --> 09:02.590 It's not a senior. 09:02.670 --> 09:05.660 Seniors don't knock. They just barge in. 09:05.950 --> 09:06.840 Open the door. 09:08.460 --> 09:09.790 Let's go together, please. 09:13.090 --> 09:14.020 Hello, guys. 09:18.350 --> 09:20.420 - This is the D top Wing, right? - Yes. 09:20.600 --> 09:22.560 Hi, Ankit Pandey. Civil. 5502. 09:22.640 --> 09:23.550 Why should I? 09:23.760 --> 09:25.220 5500 bucks just for the name? 09:25.360 --> 09:26.620 What's so special about your name? 09:26.700 --> 09:28.940 - No, that's my rank. 5502. - Oh, right. 09:29.020 --> 09:33.780 I'm Rupesh Bhati. Mechanical. 1537007 09:34.720 --> 09:37.090 But these many didn't even appear for the Mains. 09:37.230 --> 09:38.830 That's not my rank. 09:38.910 --> 09:41.340 That's the amount paid by my father for my selection, with GST. 09:41.790 --> 09:43.250 - Hi. - Hi. 09:43.530 --> 09:45.840 I am Chirag Bansal. Computer Science. 09:46.130 --> 09:47.530 Civil is great. 09:47.870 --> 09:51.080 I desperately wanted to choose Civil, but my father... 09:52.320 --> 09:55.470 But then everyone knows about Civil. 09:56.510 --> 09:57.730 What about it? 09:57.790 --> 10:01.260 The students who opt for civil in this college never get a job. 10:01.510 --> 10:03.430 And which understanding father will ever push his dear son... 10:03.510 --> 10:05.320 ...in the dark depths of unemployment. 10:05.400 --> 10:06.550 Uncle was absolutely right. 10:06.630 --> 10:08.040 No, but it's clearly mentioned in the prospectus that... 10:08.120 --> 10:10.040 They write utter nonsense in the prospectus. 10:10.120 --> 10:12.250 They even have pictures of girls and boys together. 10:12.330 --> 10:14.160 But did you see a single chick on your way here? 10:16.280 --> 10:18.180 Don't worry about the branch. 10:18.260 --> 10:20.850 - You can change it. - How's that even possible? 10:20.930 --> 10:22.890 You need to be amongst the top 1% for that. 10:22.990 --> 10:23.780 Top 1%? 10:24.180 --> 10:26.950 - You don't even know that? - How could he know? 10:27.030 --> 10:29.170 Poor guy missed his orientation. 10:29.250 --> 10:32.340 Don't worry, I've made notes of the entire orientation. 10:32.420 --> 10:34.710 Go settle your luggage, and I'll tell you more about it. 10:36.080 --> 10:38.690 - Keep it where? - In your room. 10:38.770 --> 10:40.350 This boy is very slow. 10:40.430 --> 10:41.850 Son. You should stay in Civil. 10:41.930 --> 10:43.510 But I've been allotted this room. 10:52.390 --> 10:54.350 But we're already staying here. 11:00.740 --> 11:06.240 'I'm on my way' 11:06.260 --> 11:12.590 'Yes I'm on my way' 11:13.580 --> 11:16.270 Ma'am, I never said that your son is lying. 11:16.370 --> 11:17.420 When did I say that? 11:18.220 --> 11:22.150 But Shubham and Nitesh are sincere students. 11:22.540 --> 11:24.110 They stay away from ragging and such activities. 11:26.150 --> 11:31.510 Look, if his classmates call him "Dhilu-Dhilu" then that's not ragging. 11:31.590 --> 11:32.860 What can I do about it? 11:34.370 --> 11:37.630 I don't know. I thought that's what they call him all the time. 11:39.250 --> 11:40.320 I see... 11:41.540 --> 11:44.270 So now you want me to give you a reason... 11:44.350 --> 11:47.310 ...to send your son to the college. 11:48.610 --> 11:50.350 Ma'am, your son is a professor. 11:50.430 --> 11:51.450 Relax. 11:51.670 --> 11:53.940 His job is to intimidate his students, not get intimidated from them. 11:55.470 --> 11:56.540 I'm fed up of this. 11:57.720 --> 11:59.100 Such people should be ragged. 11:59.400 --> 12:03.320 Sir, ragging is still illegal, right? 12:03.730 --> 12:06.420 Of course. But only for the students. 12:07.570 --> 12:09.130 The Administration is allowed. 12:11.040 --> 12:12.410 And they will. 12:14.260 --> 12:17.400 I am joking. Look at his face. 12:17.980 --> 12:19.850 Your problem was room allotment, right? 12:19.870 --> 12:20.960 Yes, sir. 12:21.630 --> 12:23.410 Does anyone know how to use Excel? 12:23.490 --> 12:25.140 I usually wear double XL. 12:25.440 --> 12:28.010 He's talking about Microsoft Excel. Quiet. 12:28.490 --> 12:29.830 Donation? 12:30.770 --> 12:33.340 I can't see the rooms in this. 12:33.420 --> 12:35.540 - Can I take a look, sir? - Yes, please. 12:36.100 --> 12:38.020 Here... 12:40.220 --> 12:42.190 Sir, you hid the columns. 12:42.270 --> 12:44.220 They must have gotten hidden by themselves... 12:45.260 --> 12:50.740 So room no. 69 is alloted to Rupesh Bhati and Ankit Pandey. 12:51.260 --> 12:54.570 - So you two are in 69. - And Chirag Bansal? 12:56.120 --> 12:57.260 68. The one next to it. 12:57.340 --> 13:00.130 But that's where Jhant... I mean that's Jatin Ji's room. 13:00.210 --> 13:01.330 Jatin who? 13:01.520 --> 13:05.680 You mean Jhantoo? You're with Jhantoo. 13:06.370 --> 13:07.900 Lucky boy, huh! 13:07.980 --> 13:14.060 Sir, if I shift now, then my ironed clothes will get wrinkled. 13:18.410 --> 13:20.060 This is the laundry guy's card. 13:20.320 --> 13:23.270 He's really good. He's an alumni of this college, Civil Engineering. 13:24.050 --> 13:24.950 Problem solved. 13:25.160 --> 13:29.310 Sir, room no. 69 is like a home to me. 13:29.590 --> 13:31.940 How can I sleep on someone else' bed now? 13:32.020 --> 13:33.360 So sweet, son. 13:33.670 --> 13:37.280 Doesn't matter what you think, but you'll stay where we tell you to. 13:37.360 --> 13:39.760 But sir, he was right on time. 13:39.960 --> 13:41.730 We've been staying together for the last four days. 13:41.940 --> 13:44.700 Please don't change my roommate. Don't be so cruel. 13:44.780 --> 13:45.900 It's just a matter of few days... 13:45.980 --> 13:47.960 ...and soon enough you'll be all over each other's rooms. 13:48.160 --> 13:50.320 And if you ever need to go back to your own room... 13:50.390 --> 13:52.070 ...it'll just be for a couple of minutes. 13:52.160 --> 13:53.830 Cool? 13:57.540 --> 13:58.520 Go. 13:59.180 --> 14:02.770 Sir, if that's the case, then I'll shift. 14:03.640 --> 14:07.170 I mean its only the next room, and if we have to stay together for four years... 14:07.620 --> 14:09.390 ...then let's begin on a positive note. 14:09.470 --> 14:11.050 - Perfect. - Huh! 14:14.340 --> 14:15.510 Final? 14:15.790 --> 14:19.450 No-no-no-no.. 14:36.050 --> 14:38.930 It's not a room, It's a public toilet. 14:39.140 --> 14:42.400 That's great, Ankit's room has an attached toilet as well. 14:42.550 --> 14:44.470 No, I was on the list. That's my room. 14:44.750 --> 14:47.610 - I should go there. - Don't say such things. 14:47.690 --> 14:49.800 If you leave, who will help me clear my exams? 14:49.880 --> 14:51.860 Ankit will be your new roommate. 14:51.940 --> 14:55.420 How will a Civil student help someone from Mechanical with exams? 14:55.510 --> 14:57.150 Anyway, it wasn't our fault, 14:57.390 --> 15:00.150 he wanted to be a superhero. Now let him suffer. 15:15.230 --> 15:17.370 Rule no. 1. 15:17.590 --> 15:20.270 In my absence, people might come looking for me. 15:20.550 --> 15:25.290 Police, peddler, recovery agent or some curly haired chick carrying a baby. 15:25.970 --> 15:28.770 You will never disclose to anyone that I live here. 15:29.630 --> 15:32.340 And as long as he doesn't get selected, Rakhi will keep coming here. 15:32.420 --> 15:33.930 So, get comfortable. 15:35.610 --> 15:39.880 Living in that dirty room is far better than living with this guilt. 15:39.960 --> 15:42.550 That's not a room, it's a bloody pan shop. 15:42.770 --> 15:46.460 All the useless seniors come to buy cigarettes from Jhantoo in the night. 15:46.900 --> 15:48.330 They will all screw you. 15:49.590 --> 15:51.230 - Do you want that? - No. 15:52.410 --> 15:56.790 If you want to stay awake after 2 am, then do it at your own risk... 15:56.990 --> 15:59.880 Little Jhantoo can sneak out any time. 16:00.520 --> 16:03.870 Rule no. 3, I am a huge devotee of Lord Ganesha. 16:03.950 --> 16:09.330 So if you cause harm to any of the rats in this room, then you piece of shit... 16:09.660 --> 16:12.450 ...I'll hit you so hard, that you'll die outside. 16:13.760 --> 16:17.090 Bro, when it comes to property... 16:17.300 --> 16:20.500 ...whoever claims it first, gets the ownership. 16:20.720 --> 16:22.050 And in this case, it's you. 16:22.260 --> 16:23.990 How can you forget 1947? 16:24.780 --> 16:27.450 And I know how to assess a man? 16:27.620 --> 16:29.820 Ankit will handle Jhantoo. 16:30.860 --> 16:34.330 - Glory to... - Lord Ganesha! 16:35.560 --> 16:36.620 See. 16:42.570 --> 16:46.100 I'm stuck. What do I do now? 16:47.380 --> 16:49.820 You'll have to adjust. 16:49.900 --> 16:53.220 Because the hostel manager has taken his decision. 16:53.730 --> 16:56.900 And, there's hardly anything we can do about it. 17:00.010 --> 17:03.600 Ankit, that room was allotted to me. 17:03.820 --> 17:06.350 So, if it's difficult for you to adjust, then I... 17:06.440 --> 17:08.260 ...I will get you out of there. 17:08.650 --> 17:10.500 Only I can do that. 17:12.700 --> 17:15.040 Where is he taking us? 17:15.510 --> 17:18.500 I thought he'll whoop Jhantoo's ass and get him to clean the room. 17:18.580 --> 17:19.760 Yeah, me too. 17:19.840 --> 17:22.350 If only you had paid a bit more attention at the orientation, 17:22.430 --> 17:25.290 the hostel president had said 'if there's any problem, you can come to me.' 17:25.370 --> 17:26.920 'My door always open.' 17:27.000 --> 17:28.240 See, its open. 17:32.310 --> 17:35.580 Dean Sir himself said Ravi Teja is a gem. 17:35.750 --> 17:37.930 Dean Sir also mentioned that Ravi Teja quit the seat at... 17:38.010 --> 17:41.510 ...IIT Mandi-Textile branch and chose our college. 17:41.720 --> 17:44.440 That show's our college's reputation. 17:44.520 --> 17:47.640 - And Dean Sir also said that... - I understand, Sir. 17:47.830 --> 17:50.070 And just like Dean Sir, even this hostel... 17:50.150 --> 17:53.400 ...looks forward to have brlliant students like Ravi Teja. 17:53.850 --> 17:56.440 But is there something that's bothering you? 17:56.510 --> 17:58.440 Yes. Heinous ragging. 17:59.130 --> 18:03.220 Sir, our council strongly condemns ragging. 18:03.730 --> 18:04.950 And there has never been any ragging... 18:05.030 --> 18:06.540 ...during my tenure, nor will I ever let it happen. 18:06.880 --> 18:09.810 But why did you take the trouble to come here all the way, uncle? 18:10.250 --> 18:11.330 You should have sent Ravi instead. 18:11.420 --> 18:13.130 Who're you calling uncle? I am Ravi Teja. 18:14.940 --> 18:15.850 - You? - Yes. 18:15.930 --> 18:18.060 2001. Rank and birth year. 18:18.140 --> 18:19.770 - Are you a fresher? - Yes, yes, yes. 18:19.850 --> 18:21.750 Everybody is asking me the same question. 18:21.920 --> 18:26.470 And Mr. President, you don't know what's going on right under your nose. 18:26.560 --> 18:30.510 Bloody second year students, rascals, degenrates, morons... 18:30.550 --> 18:31.790 They rag me all the time. 18:31.830 --> 18:33.330 And every time in a new way. 18:33.520 --> 18:36.270 Last night they came and they asked me to strip in front of everybody... 18:36.300 --> 18:38.350 ...and they played Tic-Tac-Toe on my body. 18:38.610 --> 18:40.000 That too in a wrong way. 18:42.250 --> 18:43.050 I see. 18:43.830 --> 18:46.390 It's okay. I'll look into it. 18:46.470 --> 18:49.640 Do one thing, hold your ears. 18:51.990 --> 18:52.810 What? You're the President. 18:52.890 --> 18:54.090 Stand up and catch your ears. 18:54.700 --> 18:56.130 Remove the chair and be a cock. 18:56.230 --> 18:57.700 Right now. 18:59.680 --> 19:01.820 If you don't respect your seniors... 19:01.900 --> 19:03.950 ...then how will you make the juniors respect you. 19:04.260 --> 19:04.900 Huh? 19:05.730 --> 19:07.250 Am I your nanny? 19:07.610 --> 19:09.750 You come running to me for every trivial thing. 19:09.880 --> 19:12.290 Small rooms, inedible mess food, snakes in the bathroom. 19:12.370 --> 19:13.200 What rubbish? 19:13.620 --> 19:15.250 This fucker wants to be an engineer. 19:15.640 --> 19:16.560 Sit. 19:17.500 --> 19:20.510 If you have a problem, then find a solution yourself. 19:21.050 --> 19:22.300 Or else, adjust. 19:23.290 --> 19:24.430 Millennials. 19:25.240 --> 19:26.880 The entire new batch is pathetic. 19:28.280 --> 19:31.430 Hey, douchebag? Does ragging takes place in this hostel? 19:31.500 --> 19:33.600 Nothing. What... What ragging? 19:33.850 --> 19:35.940 Playing Tic-Tac-Toe is my favorite sport. 19:36.100 --> 19:38.740 And also I love stripping in front of strangers. 19:38.820 --> 19:39.900 Dean Sir didn't praise me. 19:39.980 --> 19:41.400 He doesn't even know my name. 19:41.480 --> 19:43.130 I only don't know my name. 19:45.610 --> 19:47.370 So what do you want now? 19:47.670 --> 19:49.300 - Nothing... - Nothing. 19:49.380 --> 19:51.130 We were just taking a stroll around. 19:51.210 --> 19:54.380 Ankit, this is our hostel president. 19:54.550 --> 19:57.060 - Let's go. let's go. - Hey! 19:57.940 --> 20:00.580 You didn't see anything here? 20:00.670 --> 20:03.060 Of course not, we didn't see anything here. Let's make a move. 20:03.120 --> 20:04.240 We haven't seen anything at all. 20:04.400 --> 20:06.040 Open the damn thing. Let's go. 20:10.350 --> 20:11.930 - Should I leave as well? - Shut up. 20:13.500 --> 20:14.860 The President also... 20:14.940 --> 20:15.880 You let it be. 20:16.010 --> 20:19.000 I asked him to save me from Jhantoo, and the bugger took us to the President... 20:19.080 --> 20:20.490 - ...and nothing happened there too. - I'm telling you, bro. 20:20.550 --> 20:23.110 Woah... 20:23.670 --> 20:25.190 You've got another one in the group. 20:25.640 --> 20:26.860 I was talking about them. 20:30.000 --> 20:31.710 Let's give you a guided tour. 20:31.790 --> 20:33.070 - Now? - Let's go. Come on. 20:33.180 --> 20:34.800 Sir, I'll give him a tour later. 20:34.850 --> 20:35.860 This one's so shy. 20:35.940 --> 20:38.450 You have a dick, even I do. Nothing to be ashamed off. 20:38.530 --> 20:41.220 I still have to get that coyness out of you. 20:41.300 --> 20:42.580 What's up, Tiger? 20:42.660 --> 20:47.120 [Indistinct chattering] 20:48.750 --> 20:53.660 [Indistinct chattering] 20:53.740 --> 20:56.820 This college is like me in more ways than one. 20:57.400 --> 21:01.520 Both of us collect garbage from different places and gather them in one place. 21:02.030 --> 21:05.680 And then trucks pick up the garbage and take it out of the campus. 21:06.530 --> 21:09.480 You must be thinking that I am being unfair to these boys... 21:09.560 --> 21:11.140 ...by calling them garbage. 21:12.880 --> 21:15.580 But do you know something, these creatures who 21:15.610 --> 21:18.250 reside here are assholes of the highest order. 21:20.450 --> 21:22.270 [Indistinct Chattering] 21:26.820 --> 21:27.800 Exactly my point. 21:32.790 --> 21:35.400 Hey, can't you see that it's a swimming pool? 21:35.520 --> 21:37.270 Are you going to ride your bike on water? Asshole. 21:37.350 --> 21:39.390 Sorry, sir. Sorry, sir. 21:41.130 --> 21:42.300 Come on. 21:46.760 --> 21:49.010 [Indistinct chattering] 21:49.170 --> 21:51.050 Brother, we've got new guys with us. 21:51.860 --> 21:52.430 Great. 21:52.530 --> 21:56.100 Hey, you'll be the milkman. And you'll be the cow. 21:56.420 --> 21:57.420 And you'll be the bucket. 21:57.500 --> 21:58.790 Okay? Come on, let's begin. 21:58.870 --> 21:59.870 They will go inside. 21:59.950 --> 22:01.260 - Inside? - Yeah to the headquarters. 22:01.340 --> 22:03.480 Great. Come on. 22:03.920 --> 22:04.640 Move. 22:05.420 --> 22:05.920 Let's go. 22:06.000 --> 22:07.790 Come on. Hurry up. Hurry up. 22:13.260 --> 22:14.230 Off you go. 22:32.940 --> 22:35.220 What is this? He's such a boring guy. 22:35.760 --> 22:36.640 What the hell! 22:37.260 --> 22:38.290 Lord of the idiots. 22:38.530 --> 22:39.630 What did I tell you? 22:39.850 --> 22:41.060 Just lift the pencil by the ass. 22:41.140 --> 22:42.330 And you can't even do that. 22:42.550 --> 22:44.960 Sir, sir. one more chance. Sir, one last. 22:45.040 --> 22:47.770 Last time I managed to stick it . 22:47.910 --> 22:51.190 I will definitely get it right this time. 22:51.270 --> 22:52.010 Get lost. 22:53.130 --> 22:57.230 Son, where's the pencil's ass? 22:57.810 --> 22:59.400 Think about it. Where can it be? 23:04.080 --> 23:05.160 Trick question. 23:06.760 --> 23:08.790 How did these people manage to get selected? Dickheads. 23:09.220 --> 23:10.880 Go stand in the corner and be a lamp. 23:11.130 --> 23:12.290 Asshole. 23:16.810 --> 23:18.420 Hey, freshmate. 23:21.130 --> 23:23.100 Beanbag, come and stand right in the middle. 23:25.550 --> 23:26.880 Come on, be a cock. 23:29.220 --> 23:32.480 And mention the names of top 10 chicks of your batch. 23:34.300 --> 23:37.730 Sir, so far I've manage to befriend only boys. 23:37.810 --> 23:41.010 I thought i'll start approaching girls from next week. 23:41.530 --> 23:44.150 The new batch is so pathetic, man. 23:46.150 --> 23:47.220 Okay, go. 23:49.830 --> 23:52.590 Hey smarty, start with your intro. 23:57.850 --> 23:59.800 Hi, myself Ankit Pandey. 23:59.880 --> 24:01.060 Woah... 24:01.370 --> 24:03.510 'Myself.' English and all. 24:04.080 --> 24:05.490 You asshole, It's been three days, and you still 24:05.520 --> 24:06.930 haven't managed to give your intro properly. 24:06.980 --> 24:08.980 Sir, It's not his fault. 24:09.060 --> 24:10.500 It's his first day. 24:11.060 --> 24:12.030 First day? 24:13.970 --> 24:15.660 Then it should be his first night as well. 24:16.430 --> 24:18.690 Guys, he's a virgin. 24:18.810 --> 24:21.250 Let's call Reddy. 24:21.350 --> 24:24.740 Three of them will have their first night. 24:24.800 --> 24:26.930 That too without a condom. 24:30.720 --> 24:34.630 Take off your clothes. All three of you! 24:34.720 --> 24:36.560 - Come on. - Take it off. 24:36.600 --> 24:37.620 Lights off. 24:43.600 --> 24:51.500 [Bollywood wedding night song] 24:52.280 --> 25:00.260 [Bollywood wedding night song] 25:05.460 --> 25:12.730 [Bollywood wedding night song] 25:13.170 --> 25:14.150 Did you feel any pain? 25:14.230 --> 25:18.260 [Bollywood wedding night song] 25:18.440 --> 25:20.700 Oh! look at them, man. 25:22.470 --> 25:29.540 [Bollywood wedding night song] 25:29.620 --> 25:32.520 Won't you feed milk to your beloved? 25:33.470 --> 25:34.650 What happened? 25:34.730 --> 25:36.090 Feeling scared? 25:36.240 --> 25:37.090 Huh? 25:37.380 --> 25:38.930 I don't bite. 25:39.060 --> 25:40.590 I only claw. 25:40.870 --> 25:42.780 Slowly, slowly. 25:44.530 --> 25:46.820 But if you want, you can bite me. 25:48.400 --> 25:49.430 Feel free. 25:50.380 --> 25:52.630 Feel free. 25:53.710 --> 25:55.510 Why are you guys talking so much? 25:55.590 --> 25:56.750 Is this a love marriage? 25:56.900 --> 25:58.620 Lie down with your husband. 26:00.000 --> 26:04.760 Get ready to witness the first kiss of the night. 26:05.160 --> 26:10.220 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:10.300 --> 26:15.070 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:15.150 --> 26:18.560 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:18.640 --> 26:22.390 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:22.480 --> 26:25.770 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:25.850 --> 26:29.090 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:29.170 --> 26:30.490 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 26:30.570 --> 26:35.530 Surprise Grandmother Fuckers! 26:39.290 --> 26:45.010 Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. Jhantoo. 26:45.090 --> 26:47.870 I told you that Jhantoo won't disappoint you. 26:47.950 --> 26:51.500 - You should have bought some snacks. - I did. Sir. 26:51.970 --> 26:54.160 Everything has been arranged for the fucking night. 26:54.410 --> 26:55.600 Hey, brides. 26:56.440 --> 26:59.110 Come on. Go and get snacks from my room. 26:59.190 --> 27:00.860 First, let them get done with their first night. 27:00.940 --> 27:03.000 We can do that whenever we want. 27:03.820 --> 27:06.240 I got selected after four years. 27:06.930 --> 27:08.880 Till date I've only ragged others, 27:09.460 --> 27:10.960 but I've never been ragged. 27:11.890 --> 27:14.690 So I deserve the first night. 27:16.690 --> 27:19.150 You should learn from him. These are our values. 27:19.350 --> 27:21.860 Are you waiting to get pregnant? Sissies. 27:21.940 --> 27:23.050 Come on. 27:23.130 --> 27:26.070 Get all the snacks you find on my bed. 27:27.850 --> 27:28.960 Hurry up. 27:31.290 --> 27:32.150 Where are you headed? 27:32.260 --> 27:34.640 We are going to fetch snacks for the seniors. 27:43.540 --> 27:44.690 Assholes! 27:44.770 --> 27:46.050 They were shit scared, right? 27:46.130 --> 27:48.040 Literally out of their wits. 27:49.520 --> 27:50.880 It was nothing like that. 27:50.960 --> 27:52.640 Nobody was scared. 27:52.880 --> 27:55.220 And thank god, you arrived on time, Jhantoo. 27:55.450 --> 27:57.110 These guys wouldn't stop, 27:57.190 --> 27:58.890 and those three wouldn't cry. 27:58.970 --> 28:00.230 Fuckers! 28:00.340 --> 28:04.540 Oh by the way, who the hell mentioned kiss? 28:04.620 --> 28:06.500 Who said it? 28:07.040 --> 28:09.160 What if I had really kissed the boy? 28:09.240 --> 28:10.810 That was the first kiss of my life. 28:10.890 --> 28:11.970 You should've done it then. 28:12.050 --> 28:13.930 That fatso must have turned you on. 28:15.280 --> 28:16.310 Are you crazy? 28:16.400 --> 28:19.120 Just because I'm from Mechanical, should I go around kissing guys. 28:19.400 --> 28:22.230 And let me tell you, these guys wouldn't have 28:22.290 --> 28:25.000 flinched even if I did end up kissing them. 28:25.030 --> 28:28.500 In fact, they would've stuck their tongues in my mouth. 28:28.580 --> 28:29.640 Yeah. 28:29.720 --> 28:32.000 We've got a shameless batch this year. 28:32.810 --> 28:33.920 Hey, wait. 28:34.060 --> 28:35.940 Naked men should walk together. 28:36.030 --> 28:39.220 I would suggest while returning we should carry ice along with snacks. 28:39.300 --> 28:41.020 They say a drunk man cannot do anything... 28:41.100 --> 28:42.690 ...even if he is a pervert. 28:42.770 --> 28:44.050 Are you crazy? We're not going back again. 28:44.130 --> 28:45.790 Thanks to Jhantoo that he saved us. 28:45.870 --> 28:47.600 I was so wrong about that man. 28:47.680 --> 28:49.920 Man? He's a God. 28:50.010 --> 28:51.890 He saved my honor. 28:51.940 --> 28:54.390 How will I repay this debt? 28:54.500 --> 28:56.200 We'll figure that out in the morning. Come. 29:01.430 --> 29:06.760 I see. So bloody freshers want to repay Jhantoo's favor. 29:06.840 --> 29:08.710 - Yes. - Great. 29:09.230 --> 29:11.850 Yes. And so I want to be your roommate. 29:11.930 --> 29:13.490 I will become an ideal roommate. 29:13.570 --> 29:14.820 Keep the room clean. 29:14.900 --> 29:16.350 And also I'll run your business properly. 29:16.530 --> 29:17.290 After all I am a trader by caste. 29:17.370 --> 29:19.190 Brother, hold on. 29:19.270 --> 29:21.830 I mean I was allotted this room, sir. 29:21.910 --> 29:23.910 And he doesn't even know the rules. 29:23.990 --> 29:26.210 I can handle the business as well. And I can clean 29:26.240 --> 29:28.510 rooms dirtier than this within a couple of minutes. 29:28.560 --> 29:30.190 I am from Kota, sir. 29:30.550 --> 29:32.170 Forget these two, sir. 29:32.250 --> 29:33.130 Take me. 29:33.210 --> 29:35.810 Together we'll bond like men. 29:35.890 --> 29:41.570 Fine, if you really want to repay the favor then do so. 29:41.790 --> 29:45.140 The three of you should put up in one room and I'll manage with the other one. 29:45.390 --> 29:47.630 Together? Won't it be crowded? 29:47.710 --> 29:49.650 How will the three of us adjust in two beds? 29:49.730 --> 29:51.920 How did you adjust on your first night, Fatso? 29:53.030 --> 29:55.600 And the hostel manager shouldn't know about this. 29:55.680 --> 30:00.870 I've saved you once, but the ragging is far from over. 30:00.950 --> 30:03.150 No, he wouldn't have a clue. 30:03.230 --> 30:05.880 The three of us will live happily ever after. 30:05.960 --> 30:08.300 - Yes, we just need your blessings. - Come on. 30:08.380 --> 30:09.970 - Assholes? - Yes, sir? 30:10.050 --> 30:13.330 I said you can't live in this room, but I haven't stopped you from cleaning it. 30:13.410 --> 30:15.340 Come on. Come on. 30:16.050 --> 30:17.410 Come on, fat ass. 30:18.820 --> 30:21.650 Come let's do some male-bonding. 30:22.080 --> 30:25.620 'Surely, the juniors are exploited in the beginning.' 30:26.450 --> 30:28.140 But it won't be the same all the time. 30:29.100 --> 30:33.900 These freshers will soon turn into seniors, and they won't even realise it. 30:34.380 --> 30:36.900 And next year, their juniors will line up in front of them... 30:36.980 --> 30:38.450 ...and they will be saying the same things. 30:38.530 --> 30:40.390 'This year's batch is pathetic.' 30:41.480 --> 30:43.170 'But that day is far away.' 30:43.260 --> 30:45.020 'But right now they'll cry.' 30:45.200 --> 30:47.520 'Because everybody cries in their childhood.' 30:48.020 --> 30:50.340 'And college life is your second childhood.' 30:50.640 --> 30:53.140 'Somethings will dazzle them.' 30:53.270 --> 30:55.120 'Somethings will scare them.' 30:55.840 --> 31:00.120 'Children have a very dramatic image about colleges before they get here.' 31:00.600 --> 31:03.160 'But real college is no where close to Hirani's '3 idiots'...' 31:03.230 --> 31:05.030 '...neither KJo's Student of the Year...' 31:05.140 --> 31:08.130 '...and nor like Anurag Kashyap's Gulaal.' 31:08.210 --> 31:09.860 'College is like...' 31:10.760 --> 31:14.250 something in between, something... like this... 31:14.600 --> 31:19.720 'But whatever it is, small or big, good or bad, IIT or JNU,' 31:20.240 --> 31:23.840 'college becomes an integral part of student's life.' 31:25.380 --> 31:28.760 'Because college may or may not shape your career,' 31:29.080 --> 31:31.240 but it'll leave you with several memories, for sure.